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Tsundebolt "Tessa" is such a delusional cow with a shitshow of a twitter that she needs her own thread.
>30 something fat goth egirl that used to shoop herself into pics of Amy Lee
>transitioning into smol uwu anime egirl who looks so young because of her asian genes and now shoops herself into Tifa Lockhart
>makes new online persona to avoid anyone IRL
>extreme body shoops without understanding proportions
>filters to hide troon face and massive nose
>insists her youthful beauty is all natural and everyone saying otherwise is just jealous
>fishes for compliments and QRTs or subtweets replies if they aren't complimenting her ridiculous photoshops in hopes her followers bully people
>begged for cash donations with bizarrely specific sob stories, though she seems to be getting on just fine
>posts blurry nudes and bait posts whenever bitching about losing followers
>wears multiple bras and padding to push up her totally natural tits, unlike those other Tifa cosplayers
>skinwalking Tifa just like Usagi Kou/Lori in her Sailormoon heyday
>wears the same cheap wigs in all her photos, her real hair is damaged and frizzy just like Lori
>claims to be martial arts instructor, just like Tifa
>everything she says and does just happens to be exactly like Tifa by coincidence, Tifa was based on her
>pretends to be part asian since Tifa is said to look asian
>posted fake DNA test results to prove it, then got called out because only somebody insane would instantly post fake DNA results over a twitter random calling her white trash
>fetishizes asians like the average smalltown weeaboo who has never interacted with anyone asian before and will date the first one they can get so they can "be asian" through them
>stole photos of famous asian cosplayers, photoshopped them uglier, then reposted them with her name on top and said it was her
>photoshopped her eyes on a few occasions to have a rainbow effect "I don't know what colour my eyes are!" just like Lori
>puts filters over semi-famous photographs or art pieces then says she painted them, even though they can probably be found via reverse google image, search since the photos weren't even distorted or rotated
>fake feminist efriends with other popular Tifa cosplayers so she can get their followers, had drama with another Tifa cosplayer who was doing exactly what she is doing
>"I kicked my rapist in the jaw with a spinning-hook kick. Instead of being traumatized I feel elated."
>"I just really don't know how to explain it but I was born looking kinda like an anime character"
>"I'm considered vain by a lot of people just based on my looks. As if a person kind to the gaze isn't allowed to take selfies."
>"I'm Hasian so the mix is definitely probably the reason idk. Anime characters kinda look both white and Asian and this is my only logic behind it."
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"I don't use filters or photoshop. some people just look anime and you just have to get used to that"
girl your left eye is slipping
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This cow has an unoriginal mix of everyone in her and it's great.
>The smug posts about how hot she is with homebrew shoop videos of Dakota
>The attraction to abusive men of Kiki
>The potato shoops of Victoria Murder
>The skinwalking with inaccurate aliexpress cosplays of Usagi Kou
>The asian chasing or pretending to be asian of every other jvlogger or klogger weeb
>The farming of an army of defenders like Belle Delphine
>The excercise lines of PT
>The stolen artwork and pics like many cows before her
I'm not if any cows have ever posted so many fake conversations like this though.
>I'm not if any cows have ever posted so many fake conversations like this though.
Erin, Stef, Soren, Ariana…>>1058886
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what happened to her huge lips
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This is probably the closest you'd get to her real hair and face.
She looks like a victim
of cheap fillers and implants but if her paypigs believe it's real, so it must be!
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Here is some of her artcow content.
why is it so common for girls to lie about being half asian?
she's from ireland. I think from Cork. I'd love to see how white her parents are kek
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I feel like she put a filter over this picture and blurred certain areas to look like a painting.
might be why she cropped the top of the head off. because it would have looked weird in the hair
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Because it fits into the skinwalking persona.
She has nothing interesting to offer nor any talents, might as well make them all up!
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What happened to the 4pack and thigh gap. Don't even know if it's her own edited photos though.
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this is horrifying.
how could anyone think this isn't shooped?
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She really can't decide on her waistline. There's no way she has Tifa's proportions.>>1058384
is filtered and there's a long goth wig on but you can tell she's average short and stubby with bad posture.
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Just realized "Hasian" wasn't a typo. She literally is calling herself a "hot asian".
I've never heard of that slang before and I doubt other real asians have ever used it, especially not when referring to themselves.
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She's been keeping her eyes small with tons of widening eyeliner on the sides because to her those "chinky" eyes are her asian features, duh.
She keeps saying it's just makeup and contouring but no amount of makeup can shorten the midlength of a face or turn a wide jaw into a sharp triangle.
I was wondering that, too. She looks older, like 35+, or it's a guy with strong features which would explain the mega blur either way.
Came here thinking it was moo but am not disappointed, good thread.
"You guys kept asking me to"
Literally who was asking you to do that??
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lets not forget that she stole arurinh’s picture. edited herself into it and claimed it was her cosplay from Samurai Warriors.
tessa is deranged
Okay this has GOT to be a man or something
Looking at her twitter the way she talks about herself is so weird? And every single picture looks like its been through 87 filters and compressed to shit
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So much sperging over what she percieves to be asian.
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Compared herself to being hot and ageless like Keanu.
He's probably the template of why she chose to skinwalk a 1/4 asian Tifa when even 1/2 white asians also age like milk.
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can't forget to show off her tits even when supporting blm
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Tinfoil but it reminds me of how Belle Delphine's accounts have posts made by a scrote with content they think works to get followers and money out of other scrotes.
It makes me wonder if the bf is real. Why would a woman who is taken post >>1042073
if she's unavailable?
She has paypigs keeping her afloat and private twitter accounts yet posts nudes and begs for RTs every now and then on the public account.
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>some people are born with anime faces & proportions and you just have to learn to live with that fact
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>I'm pretty strong for a girl
is she even flexing? also that's not very smoll of her.
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Just reminding everyone again that she's not like the other girls.
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I think she means half asian?
This bitch is insufferable, she is the "not like other girls" in it's more pure form. This cow has some potential milk.
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If she actually spoke this many languages she wouldn't need the paypigs to shop at Forever21 like Looni.
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Someone has to know where this painting, or rather photo, is originally from.>>1059725
Bless you anon, even her new backstory is unoriginal.
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Found her pretending to have a job where she speaks French.
Make that 6 languages.
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This is her artstation description. PARIS, FRANCE.
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Posts like this make her read like some retarded m2f fantasy.
Does anyone under 60 even use the phrase chinadoll?
Why would she say its a self portrait if she used Liziq to model?
Lizi is Chinese. Tsundebolt is supposed to be Korean..does she think all Asian people look the same?
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She posted that statement yet doesn't have a PS4 and never played FF7 remake.
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Found the fake DNA test results. Numbers were rounded out and they still don't add up. Shooping the map was probably too hard.
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I've never come across someone so delusional that they fully think they're a fictional character
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>I have live fuckin' videos on my twitch channel where I show my face and figure. Please explain to the jury how Photoshop is possible. I'll wait.
>proceeds to show a screenshot of her with a butterfly filter
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why does her face look copy and pasted in
Sage for autism, but she’s retarded. Epicanthic fold and typical east asian eyes aren’t even synonymous. One can have double eyelids and epicanthic folds, which she doesn’t even have. Even if she had epicanthic folds she wouldn’t even look asian lmao.
So cringe. She doesn’t even look one bit asian. But even 1/8. She just looks like those crazy white people that do surgery to look asian.
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She stealing Dakota's backstory here?
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She doesn't lie, she twists truths.>>1059803
Is this the guy she says is rufus shinra or her ex?
Its her current boyfriend.
Apparently her ex broke her arm but she's also said the only person she's ever been with is her current boyfriend. Its hard to keep up with her lies
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She’s from Cheticamp, NS.
Lots of similar geography between cape breton highlands/Cabot Trail and Scotland/Ireland.
Blog anecdote but, having lots of family on CBI, this kind of insanity is pretty on-brand and definitely a cultural problem.
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Is this the same guy?
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Maybe she's secretly some man in a rubber doll suit with breastforms. She sure does look like it.
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More milky skinwalking.
lmao they look like Mother and child.>>1059957
It's really funny that she's lying about being Irish on top of being Korean. I didn't even consider she wasn't Irish.
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Is this Jefree Starr's kboo not like the other girls alter ego?
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any idea if she really had 300k followers on her "modeling instagram"
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wonder who'll she photoshop herself into next
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Bots and that's why the account got banned then deleted. Instagram has strict policies over that.>>1060128
Kek she can't tell us her camera was at fault when it's capable of taking photos just fine.
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She tried really hard to pretend she knows what she is talking about, but it just shows how she is playing a made up character.
Legit reads like something a teenager at school would say, what even is dated art prose? Some Shakespearean play? Is monet really the best she could think of? Ffs
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Doubt she's ever taken any art classes beyond a required one in HS, and the teacher told her to stop copying other, better, artist's work so she's been bitter ever since.
super obscure artist Monet that only true art fans know about>>1060290
It's funny she wants to act so smart and above everyone but she can't even use the correct its/it's.
Also, I just realized she uses American spelling (color) so yeah she's not from Ireland but Nova Scotia like the other anon pointed out. Is there anything genuine about this crazy bitch?
Does anyone else think she or an orbiter of hers may have made >>1060188
Shitty newfag thread about a rival “IRL Tifa” who OP accuses of all the things farmers have been saying about Tessa, made very shortly after her own thread, possibly to get the attention off her. Of course we get costhot vendetta threads all the time but the timing on this one is suspicious.
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Canadians use "colour".>>1060306
Didn't even try to integrate. Might have been herself because the thread went up as soon as her twitter went private.
She could have sent her paypig army but like other anons said, she knows they'd read and realize how fake she is.
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I was about to post this. I hate tinfoiling, but that shit was way too obvious. She should just drop the lies. Even with retarded amounts of editing over potato quality photos I can tell she isn't hideous, she doesn't need to live this delusional mentally unstable way.
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This girl has got to be seriously mentally ill. She's literally sitting there with her square ass chin a few inches away from her photoshopped dorito chin on her stream.
Also she keeps bragging about high cheekbones but you can see she has a foot shaped face because her filter isn't strong enough. Why expose yourself like this?
I made the thread here because we were talking about tessa on the personal lolcow thread and I saw she was lurking there because she took a screenshot I posted there and put in on her twitter saying that "people are accusing me of photoshopping my body"
now she's gone and locked her twitter page kek
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She's now a bartender! Just like Tifa!
Was totally keeping it quiet until now!
Didn't want to overwhelm the creepy scrotes complimenting her because she's IRL Tifa!>>1059790
If any of this was true, she would have real girlfriends.
The only women this bot interacts with online are people she will never meet and conversations are always on a superficial level of either clout chasing or physical beauty compliment fishing.
This cow really delivers. Don't worry farmers, I'll share some caps from before this thing went private.
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so now she's a trained MUA
00:10:41 here: https://www.twitch.tv/videos/632107497
she definitely isnt irish. It almost sounds like she's faking an aussIe accent at times
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Interesting that she always uses the specific term plastic surgery, as if people can't see the sloppy lip filler.
Her use of dated terms, even referring to well known asian countries, people and their foods as simply 'Asian' is very lazy, even for someone skinwalking.>>1060377>keeps her face still without any expression>not even a smile when she finally won>constantly checking to make sure filter doesn't slip>getting the party wiped because staring at herself more than the game kek
Only watched the beginning and the end but she was terrible at such a basic game and doesn't say anything witty.
Barely could hear a thing but there weren't any Irish verbal tics or slang from what I saw.
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She keeps sperging about her small beady eyes being a unique colour. There are even posts about how her pupils are also a ~unique teardrop~ shape. Literally everything is a YA fiction MC with her.>>1060388
Nobody IRL knows about her online personas. She talks shit about everyone, from landlords to coworkers and supposed friends. Especially other women in her family who just can't handle how she's naturally a barbie doll, such as her own mother! Wouldn't a mother be proud that her genes made a beautiful daughter? She's so retarded.
Irish person here and thats definitely not a cork accent. Not even close.
Thats not even an Irish accent. It sounds like she's from New Zealand
"Upside down raindrop"
Pretentious bitch. Her eyes are blue. Thats it. If she liked them so much she wouldn't have to put insane filters over them all the time
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Agreed. She probably was claiming Irish so as to play into her previous gaelic fae goth demon persona.
She seems to be shifting away from the Irish persona and focusing on Korea now. She removed some of the bullshit descriptors on her twitter. She kept the Irish flag but removed that she plays the harp, something impossible to do with the tacky nails she is always showing off.
doesn't sound like a typical troon voice but maybe he just took HRT really early like NikkiTutorials or Kim Petras, also wouldn't surprise me if this person doesn't just filter their face but also their voice
I really don't see why a woman would ever go to these extremes. I guess extreme mental illness, but being obsessed with big boob videogame woman and asians seems like a troon thing, not a woman thing.
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>”the pupil itself can sometimes turn into the shape of an upsidedown raindrop while dilating”
is she trying to say her pupils turn catlike when they dilate like sephiroth/cloud’s eyes in ffvii? this moron is deluded beyond words
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This video explains how and why she says she's contouring with makeup.https://youtu.be/u5uS_PSgQ4M?t=381
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Men who buys into her delusion deserve to be catfished.>>1060390
Is there a possibility her bf doesnt know any what she says about him there?
i cannot believe this is real it sounds like the kind of shit 13 year olds would tell their friends to sound cool
how tf does anyone take her seriously
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Not even the cleavage of this android makes sense, most photos it looks like pic attached, in the twitch stream it looks like a straight black line and in the blue top there is none at all. not saying that that means it's not a woman because we come in all sizes but the entire persona seems like the messed up fantasies a guy would have about what women should act and be like
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Erased the fake bio and pfp, she does this every month.
Today's lie is that she got hacked and that's how so many people are getting unfollowed and very specific tweets deleted. The pathological lying never ends.
She's totally was >>1060188
since she uses similar terms.
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The unnamed company she hired to 'unhack' her twitter didn't mistakenly unfollow any of the orbiters she considers valuable. Just a coincidence.
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After I saw >>1060188
, out of curiosity I checked that drella's twitter. When I saw this as her pinned tweet, tessa's random 2b tweet made a lot more sense. I bet not a single person has ever asked for that.
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They're both potentially milky together since they must have been subtweeting each other for a long time.
I have yet see the other girl claiming her chinese filters and contour makeup abs were natural or lying as much, so she's not as interesting.
Pic related another popular Tifa cosplayer she clout chased for followers. Imagine calling women on the internet your "female friends" and thinking that sounds normal.
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>>1060809>I'm so luck to be blessed
She can't even fake compliment others without inserting something about her in the same tweet.
I wouldn't be surprised if this drella girl seflposted for attention, but honestly I don't care either cause tessa is a far more ridiculous and entertaining cow.
Pic related just amazes me how she comes up with the most weird ass stories. Why would you want to lie about that?
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The stories are part of a very deliberate spooky gawth persona construct.
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Kek it's just like every other ethot, they are desperate for male validation.
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And this is her other old deviantart acct. This is her with no filters.
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Better get to farming, she's going to nuke this goldmine.
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The band her DA was named after was her boyfriend's band. Her name is Tessa O'Neill.
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The boyfriend's DA has this there. So she could be Finnish.
Tessa Johanna Sävelmaa
Born 11 August 1991
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From the facebook, clearest pic?
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Like others said, she's not completely ugly. She has some features she could work with if she had some IRL girlfriends to help but she's simply not even in the same galaxy as the anime girl persona she's currently aiming for. Instead she's going for whatever she thinks scrotes want.
what's up with these decent looking, borderline cute girls doing all this weird shit?
She could be in a lifetime movie playing the crazy goth best friend who kills her blonde best friend in a jealous rage and tries to hide it until the geeky girl who was friends with the Blonde solves the crime.
Instead, she's doing all this dumb anime shit.
Could you link the facebook?
The guy seems to be her ex since he has pics of a new gf on his fb/instagram.
the difference between chins in these two photos kek
She's not ugly but she's not pretty at all. I could easily see her being ignored irl for being plain and that leading to her trying to larp as a hot girl online.
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More of the fake vampire stuff.
As if that wasn't a recent photo and edit at the time.
holy shit the milk is flowing >>1060963
so she lurks here. she deleted all of her tweets, pictures and said it was because a stalker was using her page since feb and uploading edited pictures of her.
which means going forward she shouldn't have any filters or facetune on any of her pictures otherwise everyone will know she's lying
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she really gave herself a new face
>some people just look anime
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her aunt is very white.
anyone have any idea about her parents?
anyone korean in the family?
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I think it's safe to say her asian fixation was simply that.
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She expects orbiters to believe that a stalker had the motive to do a massive catfish scheme on all her accounts?
The stalker knew all of her exact speech patterns since that DA account, took all the selfie photos and videos, does all her cooking, posted all those videos with her voice, and even invested in all her furniture in order to… what?
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>I don't photoshop
At least she's been consistent in that lie.
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Don't know what her name is it's the same person, voice and face everywhere.
She reposted that old keyboard clip on her Tifa skinwalk twitter in the past, but with her face clipped off for obvious reasons.
so she's probably Finnish, moved to canada (she confirms this on twitter that she lived in canada for a while)
but is trying to pass as an irish fae and korean.
changes her name several times, claims to have worked several different places.
I need someone to crack the case on this girl kek
none of this adds up
excellent farming anons! this is some grade A full-fat milk>>1060925>>1060927
suddenly this post is making a LOT more sense >>1060102
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I can't place why she would pick Korean of all things.
Maybe she really took a TKD class in her youth, saw that kpop and kbeauty is a mainstream thing and decided to run with it.
We can't even find out her name because of her crazy lies, incredible.
Legit one the best cows in a while,I hope some anons still have access to her Twitter and keep us updated.
That has to be a troon. That's way too uncanny Valley to be an actual woman. Even filters alone don't make people look that fake. The shape of the skull is also kind of a giveaway and the tits are fake.
Troons are the biggest show offs and liars. It's a bloke with a fetish.
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She hasn't seen that her real face was posted here yet. Give it a few hours, she's likely on west coast time.
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I know she uses filters and facetune but do you think she had work done too?
the Doritos chin and Michael Jackson nose looks more like a botched job than a slimming tool in photoshop
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The chin is every asian app filter ever or liquify tool in PS. She must be running double or triple filters for that chin to look dorito. This is why it's so compressed.
I think her nose never had work, pic related she has a hard time consistently editing it,so she often layers filters that are both obscuring it and narrowing her chin.
The only work she's likely had done is lip filler because of the wonky ducklips in all her newer edits, unlike in >>1060963
>>1059224>am dating a Rufus Shinra lookalike (this was before FFVIIR so I think they are spying on us)
is this bitch of a FFVII psychofan really pretending that Rufus' CGI design wasn't known since like 2005 when Advent Children has been released?
I love her, she's so delusional and tripping up on her on bullshit.
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in what world does her bf look like Rufus?
I wonder if he knows that she's pretending to be Asian and what he would think of that.
they both have huge square chins so at least they have that in common
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If she really was right up against someone assaulting her, adrenaline and fighting ability won't magically be like Tifa in the videogame cutscenes.
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>>1061048>totally natural for a woman to say things like this
In the same world where she's a korean waifu..
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she's even being called out on facebook
I don't think that's actually her boyfriend. The other photo she posted with her apparent bf looks like a different man. He was wearing sunglasses but it was obvious that he had softer features than this guy.
I have a friend who used to go up to random people in public places and take photographs posing with them to post on fb in order to look more popular than they actually were. I wonder if that's what she's doing.
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Different bodies in these two pics. Don't tell me she photoshopped a guy..
Robby Stark is a massive simp for her on twitter.
he thinks it's impossible that she ever facetunes.
I'd love to send him a picture of her real face and see how he responds
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now that we know she's a basic white bitch can we talk about how racist this photoshop is
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I wonder if she took unidentifiable pics of random guys in the same pose without realizing they have different phones and ways of holding them.
The sweater one looks a bit close to the SEA dude she was pictured with though.
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Nobody sane would say half the uncomfortable shit she does about ~her asian self~ or about others.
She was supposedly in Vancouver. There's no way anyone there ever said that or would even give a shit enough to talk to her.
Extremely fucked up. Asian fishing Weeb. Does she realize people get criticized for being Asian.
Now she’s done being Asian for the day She can go back to white privilege after washing off the makeup and editing her eyes smaller
These men are holding different phones.
There is a Chinese calendar on the wall. Isn't her boyfriend apparently Korean?
That's likely an American door and an American bathroom. Where does this person say they live?
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>Nicknaming an asian person after asian food and putting an asian emoji to remind those watching that he's asian
If this is really a conversation with her bf, he didn't realize that she was pictured on the shitty shoop. Seems like a LDR if you can't even recognize your own gf's shoops.
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It's a part of her victim
of aboose so please donate routine.
Is "she" claiming that all of these are of her boyfriend? That picture with the candles and the meal is obviously something she stole off pinterest or something like that. You can tell cause it wasn't taken with a 2004 motorola like all her other pictures.>>1061086
In a long distance relationship its also a lot easier for her to hide the fact she has a penis. I can't even imagine a partner who sends you such crazy shoops when you know what they actually look like… like how do you even respond to that lmao. "Who's that? Cause that sure as hell doesn't look like you"
Wait is she saying Irish people possess the same traits as Asian people? She is 100% not Irish.
Such lies! I can't believe she gets away with this.
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she got married when she was 22?
but according to her twitter she's only been with K.
she also said her ex broke her arm…I wonder if that was her ex husband.
ex husband also worked with photoshop so now we know where she got it from kek
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her husband ebegging back in 2015 so they could stay in her birth country Canada.
she said she was born in ireland
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The please donate schtick never ended.
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She erases her tweets regularly, knew to farm screens so we'd have receipts.
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Her Finnish goth/metalhead look was really nice. Why would she wanna fake being Korean suddenly as she nears 30yo.
me either. I think this is a tranny that passes better than what we usually see, probably because he started young. The chin is a huge clue.>>1061036
There is not a bit of her face she leaves alone. her eyes, nose, chin, cheeks, lips, all shooped. This girlguy must really hate themselves.>>1061073
this isn't twitter
I've never heard a finn speak english and for it to sound like an aussie accent, but maybe someone who knows more about finns and their accent can weight in. You can hear her here: >>1060377
I agree though I legit can't tell if she's finnish or it's another larp. This girls lies are so multi-leveled lmao
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It doesn't personally offend me, I just genuinely don't see a tranny. Even w. masculine features it looks like a square jaw female. Her old accounts have only a few body shots, but even from that I don't see a man. /shrug
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Why would it personally offend me when I don't have any of those features?
It is retarded to call out tranny to every woman because you sound like a man or one of the conspiracy youtubers that call Michelle Obama and other women trannies. Lol
You can tell when someone is trans because he's going to have man hands and larger arms.
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She changed her pfp to >>1060948
as soon as she started losing followers today.
We're not the first to point out her massive shoops though. This is how she reacted to being called out before.
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The "Hydra Studios" place that posted her art is from Finland
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Uh..and a 3rd deviantart. Now she's from Iceland. What a shame, I would've enjoyed the scandiboo phase!
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Wonder where the Paris phase factored in.
No one (especially a Canadian such as herself) has ever said speak "Quebecois" God this is cringe, can't imagine being 30 and doing all this shit.
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She reposts old shooped pics and videos pretty often but with a new caption. This one will probably be back soon since she's trying to post things that aren't Tifa now.
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Tessa and her ex used to get tagged in some posts which can still be found. So maybe she was born in Ireland, Tessa Anne O'Neill?
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All pics of Tessa on the ex's account have been deleted, and so have a few pics from Tessa's accounts. So they are definitely lurking.
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, explains why she'd spend years larping as a hot model that people hate for her hotness.
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It's like namedropping Monet for art. She wants to seem cultured or well versed but it backfires.
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I know it's completely obvious someone of Tessa's standards would be an art thief too, but for evidence if she denies it here is a piece she cropped and stole.
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Claiming her friend took the pic.
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The real woman who took this photo
Shes actually pretty
She could have just cosplayed Tifa looking like herself and it still would have looked nice.
The photoshop she uses makes her look worse in comparison
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This looks like more stolen art as well, any idea what it's from?
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Those tits look fake as hell to me, check out all the other pictures. Plus trannies can have very feminine bodies when they start HRT young and are still young. Once they hit 30ish the manly features start coming out, estrogen or not. "Her" body in that pic looks just like Kim Petras (tranny) in one of her music videos.
That huge chin and the big manhands >>1061527
are a giveaway. There's absolutely nothing feminine about the features without the photoshop and the lip fillers. It looks like a young boy in drag.
This bitch looks exactly like a metalhead boyfriend I had in high school if you put some eyeliner and bangs on him. >>1061517
Or maybe she just has a long history of lying about her heritage, changed her name and origin story on social media a million times and is neither finish, irish nor korean, but just a boring yank (maybe canadian). Pathological liars start lying early on in their life and then never stop.
Sorry for idiotic Finnish infighting, but "Savelmaa" is obviously Sävelmaa, not Sävelmää, as seen in multiple pics in this thread. Also, I really don't think Väinämöinen is a real last name.
She does look very Finnish in some of the older pictures, but whatever her accent is in >>1060377
it doesn't sound like a Finn faking an Australian/NZ accent.
I really think she's Canadian and lied to the metalhead boyfriend and said she was Finnish, spinning the lie here >>1061132
when he got too close.
According to a finnish immaigation site all you need to move your spouse to Finland with you is a minimum income, which is 1700 euro a month/20k a year which is like 2k USD so pretty fair since the median income in Finalnd is 30k+ a year.
They even have a visa a couple can apply for if they just want to date and not marry, you just need 1k euro in your account a month you stay. So idk what giant hurdle she's lied to him about, unless she's just never had a job.
Link to site: https://migri.fi/en/income-requirement-for-family-members-of-a-person-who-has-been-granted-a-residence-permit-in-finland>>1061572
shut up you nasty bitch.
there's plenty of Finnish speakers in this thread, anon.
according to nimipalvelu 'Väinämöinen' has been the real last name of 7 people and all of them are dead by now, it's clearly just a made up pen name. i think Sävelmaa could be a legit name but there's also a chance she and/or her BF were fans of viking metal or some shit and she just thought these sounded like cool names.
I love all the regional infighting ITT
Not from Finland but appreciating the context about her fake name(s)
Gonna say she isn't from Finland, Ireland, or Korea, and is either Aus or her attempts to put an Irish accent over whatever her real accent is turned into an Aus accent.
Imagine having as many double lives and false identities as this girl.
I can't remember the last time we had someone so milky.
I'm going to say she's Canadian.
Moved to Finland to get married and after her divorce moved back to Canada and met K.
Tessa O Neill is an Irish name though so that does throw me off
Lmao imagine if her aussie accent is just her trying to put on an Irish accent >>1061584
Her husband is Canadian and said he was having issues moving to her country though.
this would be fun to try especially because google translate is notoriously bad at Finnish
if this anon >>1061128
is correct about her blocking several Finnish ppl on twitter it could be because she doesn't speak any Finnish aside from translating Jenni Vartiainen lyrics on google translate or something
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I don't know why but one of the pics she quickly deleted from DA was this one, where she calls herself Arianna. On one of the metal band's pages they call her Arianna too. Any possibility it could be her real name?
Why are spergs derailing over this constantly? I just read this whole thread and anons are just tinfoiling about her being male like with everything else about her.
I think some anons are sensitive about this because they share features with this girl. Same anons thst are insisting she's pretty kek
Yeah its been confirmed that she lurks. I think she's a cow herself because she also lurked the bad photoshop thread.
Theres not going to be much milk anymore now that she deleted everything
Derailing and infights are fucking up the thread, sage is not a pass to post whatever you want, this isn't ot. We get it, you think she is a tranny, but there isn't any proof besides tinfoil commentary.>>1061636
This kind of cow usually can't control their desire for attention. She may delete stuff and hide, but eventually they create a new IG and start the lies all over again.
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She'll be back, she might change her instagram and twitter handles but those are the only two places she has followers and she's not going to let that attention go. She is losing twitter followers atm.
Pic is supposedly her at taekwondo.
Did she post it on twitter?>>1060945>>1060956
Still curious where these 2 are from as well, ex husband doesn't have them on his page
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She posted it on twitter before deletion with a caption around social distancing.
It was around the time she was bragging again about working at a castle or something.
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She fluctuates a lot between being strong "kicked my rapist" tifa wannabe and smoll girl doesn't she?>>1061653
Idc either, I really just want it to end so we can get back to the cow.>>1061661
I lurked his FB yesterday and the photos were there. He may have deleted by her request or doesn't want to be associated to her.
He is at least blonde so I thought that maybe she was referring to him when she said her bf was rufus, but then she mentioned her bf was Chinese, so clearly K is supposed to be >>1061048
. I know it's not supposed to make sense, because pretty much all she says is a lie, but is there a possibility K doesn't even exists?
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The guy from this screenshot has tried to @ her on twitter so I guess some of her friends/exes are aware of the thread
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It's highly possible K doesn't exist but she might have a male friend or hookup who is being used as a prop without her knowing.
She did post a Kiki in Japan tier video about being in a 'luxury' airbnb with him, where there was an open bathroom beside the door to the room kek.
Anon are you actually tessa? Kek
How do you keep finding these pictures? Your detective skills are incredible
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I'm the anon who posted her as a personal cow. I farmed better after losing various milk due to not capping.
Another awkward pic she posted of 'Kelvin', he looks tiny here. All her pics with him seem stealth, it has some Kiki and Taco vibes.
lol is this dude's twitter handle mikkohrkin as in Mikko Härkin, the keyboard player from Finnish metal band Sonata Arctica? what's with these people and the obsession with Finland.
he seems to be "Welsh but born in New Zealand" which makes me feel the theory about Tessa being from NZ is likely
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Her pointy finger from the edit kills me.>my entire wardrobe is nothing but luxurious fashion
I love how she brags and makes up a whole fanfic tier stories about herself. It really brings me back memories from early deviantart days.>>1061680
Bless you for bringing us this cow, anon
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Huge thanks to the anons who went and found the real milk tbh.
All I did was make caps and take pics from a discord where others were entertained by her constant flexes.
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Probably nothing happened,she is just jumping from one trend to the other to appeal to people. Like pic related was probably the gamer gurl phase, now we have cosplay uwu anime girl. She knows she can't be a mainstream influence model,so she caters to alternative/not like other girl stuff.
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New tinfoil theory: this account is actually run by a man with a realdoll, Ashley Coffin style.
Just kidding, but holy shit, why would a woman ever want to look like that? Mental illness to the extreme if not a troon.
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sage for no milk but I was running the deviantart pics through yandex last night and the only image that looked even remotely like this girl was a real doll lmao
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She wears ill fitting Lulus tier stuff and reposts it for compliments. She reposted a dated pink suit with a cape with entertaining captions but I can't find it.
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just found this reddit post by her… CAFC is a US govt agency
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For some reason it wouldn't archive for me, but I found this blogspot account that I'm fairly sure belongs to her. I've been looking up variations of all of the usernames she uses- I noticed that both her alternate YouTube account (CorruptedSushi) and one of the deviant art accounts (CorruptedSauron) had "corrupted" in the name. I decided to google "CorruptedTessa" and found this page. I wasn't sure if it was her or not but the chin in the PFP looks exactly like this image >>1060945https://www.blogger.com/profile/11877839560289858311http://corruptedtessa.blogspot.com
she mentions in the blogpost from 2010 that she lives with an 8 year old boy.
"i tend to live a quiet life, (well as quiet as possible with an 8 year old boy who is also an Aries lol). though only 28, my partner 39, we live a fairly 'old fashioned' way of life in that he works"
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sorry for samefagging but when you click "Bangor, Northern Wales," it brought up yet another "Tessa" blogspot account lmao. I highly doubt she ever lived in Wales https://www.blogger.com/profile/04747051426613057495http://randomlyrandomnesss.blogspot.com
That chin does look like it belongs to our girl*>>1061818
gonna bet that she lies to creditors and banks just about as much as on twitter
If this is even accurate in the slightest,
she is wwaayy too old now to be doing what she does all over the internet, and it's actually both scary and sad.
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Was she 28 years ago and she has a kid? This is like an unsolved mysteries episode.>>1061828>>1061841>Wales
Maybe that's where the one time use of lads came from.
this confirms that she was born in canada, right?
her husband was an illegal immigrant and earlier there was a screenshot of him ebegging so he could afford legal help to stay in her country of birth. so she must have been born in canada right?
listening back on her twitch videos she still sounds like she's from NZ or England but maybe she picked up the english accent when she moved there.
she also could be faking because her accent seems like a mix up of several accents
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I tried reading the blogs. They're kind of in her voice, if she was a typical Karen who just shat out a baby and wants to be antivax to be close to mother earth.
She puts forward the exact same stuff she always wants to be seen as, like being an eloquent deep thinker with unique perspectives.
More importantly she spergs about her accent and being from so many countries in the blogs, so that adds up.
The grammar is horrible though.
>>1061663>you guys have no idea how fashion forward I am
I feel like if she was untreated schizo she'd be alot more unstable? Or can there be quite minor cases? idk i'm just going by the one person I know that is schizo and who turns into a mess when he stops meds.>>1061895
yes i think they're both in canada. THere's no way she's finnish the dots just aren't connecting. That's defintely not an english accent on her stream though. I (think) she was faking an Irish accent maybe and it came out aussie? lmao>>1061904
But where's the baby? Is it dead and that's why she's insane now? It's really fucking weird to say "I have a baby" and "I don't like babies" less than a setence later.>>1061646>>1061644
who fucking cares if a few anons think she's trans. Grow up. Sick of every cows thread I go to being derailed by mini-modding moral fags. The fact one of you ran to /meta/ to cry about this lmao
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she says she's an animator on her twitch channel
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The blogs mention that she likes road trips and this matches how she often reposted vague potato footage of roadtrips on twitter without saying where it was.
Her instagram had some as well. It's private but a fake Tifa pfp is still there with a bit of the old humblebrag
>I don't know why so many people follow me, it's a mystery to me.
Totally tinfoiling but if the kid was 8 then, it would be around 18 now? >>1061680
This is a small head with a teenager haircut, combined with the very strange pose of secretly taking a pic. Maybe the K in all the headless pics was her son!?
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So I looked up "Tessa Valfar" and found this website http://www.ultimatemetal.com/forum/members/stoker.23645/
She would've been about 19 (per her bio) and she posts about the relatively obscure band that her cat is named after. This "Stoker" person signs their posts -Tessa
Sorry for sperging out about this all day but she is so shamelessly fake that there's no way people haven't taken notice of her when she was part of other communities
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maybe the schizoid anon was onto something
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anon idk this cow is so confusing lmao she stacks lies on top of each other. She's like an arrpg>>1061957>Birthday:>May 17, 1984 (Age: 36)
starting to make sense
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>>1061957>english is my first language>learning Norwegian
lmao she's not Finnish it was just another skinwalk
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>got tickets to see a band in toronto
i'm the anon who posted the blog pages and the forum profile. i'm not sure if the blog pages are her's now. They could be her in another elaborate lie but I'm not certain at this point.
That said, I'm pretty sure the forum user is her. The big bulbous nose tip >>1061972
is the exact same as >>1060945
and the bald spot on the eyebrows in pic 2 looks like the outline of the brows from the forum pic.
i could be losing my mind though
The forum posts have to be her. Too many conicidences. Into Scandanvians, metal, lives in Canada, face is foot shaped. She's always humble bragging all over her posts.
I really can't see this girl with a kid, she seems so unstable, but maybe that's just wishful thinking for the kids sake.
The fact she's actually 36 was unexpected.
Ntayrt but this site isn't a site specifically for radfems. >Lolcow doesn't pander to your ideology>>1061972>>May 17, 1984 (Age: 36)
She's more like Looni than we could have ever suspected. I want a cow crossover where they inevitably try to destroy each other's fabricated image for out entertainment.
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TBH anon the blog posts match her interests and voice, as well as the occult/psychic phase which went on its way out as she realized FF7r "Tiddy cosplay" was the way to get attention online.
The blog posts also have her talking about how she's "totally not insane/crazy" which is similar to the forum posts.
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Another one of her usernames is vakarian.
>Tessa (@_vakarian_) • Instagram>Tessa. INTJ-A model who enjoys nature, studies plant biochemistry, paints, writes, and is a fashionista with a penchant for martial arts.
She uses INTJ like a badge of accomplishment and I wondered what the reason is. Turns out it's because the descriptor sounds like what she wishes she was, the keks go deeperhttps://www.goodreads.com/book/show/45734349-the-intj-woman
It's because INTJ is supposedly the rarest type for women to be typed as, since it's an introverted thinking/detective type. Half of the women on lolcow are probably INTJ. Tessa just wants to be rare and unique.
I see that one of her posts on that metal forum say she is "Irish/Latvian" heritage so we can tick another country off
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It was cached on google when I tried searching vakarian and tessa.
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Good catch anon, I was wondering why she would wear the wigs everywhere with the forehead pulled too low. She forgot what a real hairline looked like.
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Says that her account was "refreshed" even though she just deleted any history of cosplaying Tifa and bragging that was captured here.
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reverse image searched one of her pics she has on twitch and I'm pretty sure it's Cabot Trail, Nova Scotia. can any canadafags confirm
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It's from NS and some of her more recent posts had pics of places from somewhere in BC because the pics looked familiar.
I'm starting to think her family is from >>1059957
as she is very on brand with alternative or weeb types from the area.
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Just noticed the waist edit, kek.
Today she's pretending that she's grieving over a pet. Totally nothing to do with her real face being out on the internet.
She can't go a day without eliciting comments of support from people, even over fake stories. All the responses are "what happened" because there are no fake accounts or ~sweet messages~. She's trying to get some out of her orbiters for her ego.
>>1062542>personal accounts outside of twitter
What accounts? She's deleting everything and when she mentioned being "hacked" before no one knew what she was talking about. Would she not mention that?
I'm almost certain she has a discord though.
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She has a discord linked at her twitch but I don't think she's said a thing there because even her most engaged orbiters are confused on twitter as to what she's moaning about.
First it was a hack from a stalker who had been posting as her replying. Next it was a "company she hired" that erased her twitter and totally not a free app. Today it's grieving over a pet. Tomorrow it will be another story. Just like her 8ball ethnicity.
I posted >>1059957
and, as I said in the post, I have no doubt that it was taken on the Cabot Trail.
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She looks SO manly here but I zoomed in and it's edited so heavily I can't tell if she's just accidently photoshopping herself into a tranny? Her hands are huge too, but again she's shooping them because when you zoom in you can see they're all deformed.>>1062611
stop shitting up the thread sperging about the tranny tinfoiling. You were already told to shut the fuck when you complained to the farmhnds about it.
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Whenever she slims her jaw, she forgets her her hands often get stretched into her face as well.
and pic related, her finger's shape or length get messed.
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searched "Tessa London Ontario" which seemed to be the last place she lived with her ex husband and this came up kek
She's being doing this for years how is she still this bad at photoshop>>1062646
kek she looks like one of those heads with the long necks beauty students practice on.>>1062648
I think only one person is sperging here newfriend, and it wasn't who who replied to.
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She offered to teach her superior English by pretending to have British heritage? Without any qualifications?
Teaching explains the gradeschool tier penmanship at her age though.
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I love her made up stories, she can't create a single genuine profile in the internet.
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how many deviantart accounts did this girl have
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samefag, this shop is killing me
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Did she shop herself into a cheesecake factory?
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Another one of her bands, this one mentions playing live in a bar in Halifax, Nova Scotia.https://www.facebook.com/TheCloaked
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Have some poetry.>>1062801
Pic looks like it was taken in the 90s but it's hella shooped. The arm is crooked as is her jawline.
Amazing finds anons, this cow has so many layers. I wonder if we will ever make it to the origin story milk…
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Samefag, the only people who seem to interact with her like they know her are from sparse fake facebook profiles. Like this band member, using a picture of Godfrey Gao. Last band page also had someone calling her Tessa, sparse profile, using standard viking metal guy picture, located in Nova Scotia.
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I think her intentional word salad is probably to look more ESL and foreign than she really is. Bringing in that subtle 'i am a pen' energy.
the rabbit hole goes so deep with this one. why would band members not interact with her on main?>>1062807
were you able to find any pictures of the band actually performing?
what i'm trying to understand is if there actually was a band or was this woman (+maybe her bf?) making up all the other profiles to talk to herself
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The DA is glorious, I can't believe she's been reposting photos for what is maybe decades with the same captions.
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This same wig has been in pics for years it seems. It's a lot rattier now.
She always hides the top of her head with a hat like another anon said. The wig is barely holding shape now so you'll notice pins that visible in pics like >>1058883
or how it's all unstyled like >>1059576
Her real hair is ironed here >>1059803
but it's bending around her face due to shoop and now that you look at it, she shooped in the bangs. Literally nothing is real on that pic.
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Excuse the shitty screen but we just realized that she created shell accounts on twitter that weren't capped properly.
Hope a better detective anon can can find a clear history on this
>she creates an onlyfans account
>she plugs it on other twitter accounts
>she calls out the 'fake' onlyfans account on her real account to see if it gets subs
>no subs happened
>twitter argument with her fake account calling him thirsty and getting her orbiters to fight with it
>then her decrying the account as fake, but if she made one you'd know
This happened more than once possibly.
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Oh, she was claiming to be asian before then.
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sorry for going on about this but do you think this is the same thing as the fake band member profiles? i went through the band page and at one point came across picrel, but a reverse google image search tells me it's related to a restaurant chain in ontario, canada. upon further googling it seems it's an artwork by George Grie and she's just claiming someone else made it for their band album cover.
i'm so confused lol
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Hilarious stuff in the comments
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Most likely. The accounts she fought with and posts seem to have been deleted as well and had no other conversation. Posts from other people replying to her callout posts are still on twitter.
She expects everyone to believe that somebody out there made an onlyfans and put the effort into promoting them on her behalf.
It's like her "people always ask me" and "people always tell me" stories. She's faking her way into being an e-celeb.
What a nutter.
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Was the real band from before or after the fake band where she talked to herself? We need a timeline anon..
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The Cloaked, 2012. Galdrǫnd (with ex) 2013/14. I think she was talking to herself on both. See standard viking man with empty profile who called her Tessa on the Galdrǫnd plage.
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when I made this thread I thought we would just laugh at her bad shoop
I never thought the rabbit hole went this deep
detective anon who keeps finding her pages.
you're doing amazing work
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If this was over ten years ago she must be well into her 30s for sure.
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sorry for the bad quality but she must really hate her chin and nose. for someone who thinks she's so gorgeous she sure does have a lot of issues
I can't believe she's still wearing the same wig 8 years later
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Could any Finns have a look at her Notragaldr DA? Does it read like google translate?
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the one you posted might pass as just weirdly stiff wording but attached's 100% google translate
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i wouldn't normally laugh at ppl learning a new language but kek
If she's almost 40 and skin walking a video game character and catering to incels then she's more pathetic than I thought.
Then you put the Mountain of lies on top of everything else and she comes across mentally ill
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I'm the anon who thinks >>1061680
and the person on the right on >>1061066
looked like possibly an asian kid playing videogames and having dinner with her because her head and hands are so much bigger and the pics awkward.
I think the food is real. She lied about being a gourmet chef and bartender (kek) but her food is very mom cooking tier. The blogs at >>1061828
both mentioned being proud of being able to cook and garden just like her twitter.
She lost a lot of followers on twitter so she's back to being shoop Tifa starting with her pfp atm.
The food in >>1061066
is definitely not hers. The camera quality is a lot better than any picture she ever posted that was not stolen. It's some kind of stock photo. She has no photographic talent whatsoever.
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She often posted food on the same counter and posted pics of a cookbook with her handwriting.
Her camera is fine at taking pics straight on. She just filters the hell out of the selfies and videos to reshape herself. Pic related, her one pair of pants that keep getting reposted kek.
It still would be on brand for her if she actually sourced a slew of food photos from elsewhere though..
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Another account. Here she's an artist based in Paris.https://kasumii.artstation.com/resume
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Samefag, her thelegendoftessa reddit account where she asked to be drawn with her ever present smelly wig/beanie.https://www.reddit.com/user/thelegendoftessa
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She's back to being @_vakarian_
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There's no way she would delete the accounts with orbiters she spent years farming. Her instagram still had a lot of old followers from the finnish and irish username phases because their replies to her tagged the old names.
The "I had 300k followers" probably never was a thing and she just made it up as part of the current Tifa skinwalk ecelebrity construct.
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She's lurking here and deleted her posts just now. Here's a screencap from archive.
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Even her e-friends don't know where she is supposed to be.
It's not grammatically incorrect per se but still clunky and awkward sounding.
Just to put the autism into rest once and for all: She's definitely not Finnish, like mentioned upthread her name is fake, she doesn't have any Finnish speech patterns embedded in her English like most Finns do, her Finnish is not native level and her old DA photos don't look at all like traditional Finnish interior. My guess is that she's from NZ (due to the kiwi accent) but has various ___aboo phases where she lies about being the nationality she's currently obsessed with. Maybe she dated a Finnish guy or something when she was obsessed with nordic metal but that's about it.
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Tinfoil here but her ex seems to be with someone new that's a model and it's possible she made this fake persona to cope by skinwalking as her and Tifa. https://instagram.com/p/B5NtIMQnXXv/https://www.facebook.com/SeabassGuitar/photos
Likely made up the extreme aboose stories on >>1061089
too. Tsundebolt's ridiculous self descriptions and insistence on being an all natural model on every post can't be coincidence.
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I think they were married or trying to. She mentioned "hormones and marriage and house buying" in >>1060933
He's removing photos of her and this post was probably him >>1061323
because the deletions on his Facebook and DA started at the same time.
Pic related she hasn't stopped making up lies on twitter. Still trying to act like people totally want her to open an OF and that men catcall her IRL.
There's a picture >>1060956
of them together and he took other pics of her.
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Kek this comment he left on a video 2 years ago
It seems like it's just the filter on the photo. He seems like a real person too, especially because this comment >>1066082
Omfg this is hilarious. This literally sounds like an excerpt from My Immortal.
Also, she's 36??? Why does that make so much sense
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It seems possible she lied to him about her origins before they met IRL in Canada though.>>1066082
kek he had a few comments on that video that sound like how he probably had to deal with someone insane like her.
>"Makes me wonder if you're capable of having your beliefs questioned. Unfortunately, this time you only showed how defensive you are about them by going on an incessant and unwarranted "attack" mode.
Whenever proven wrong she doubles down on lies like >>1060908
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The milk just keeps flowing. Each day she slips in a new lie for more sympathy because the previous lie didn't bring enough.
"there's too many people out there with hate in their hearts"
Tessa you have lied over and over again to your followers. being called out doesn't mean people have hate in their hearts. it just means everyone is tired of you being fake
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Her orbiters and followers exist only because of her shoops and she's realizing that without those nobody cares to interact with her.
Her cats are just fine otherwise she'd at least post constant updates with specifics for help and advice, like most pet owners on twitter who are truly worried do.
I wonder which of her grandparents is supposed to randomly be dead out of nowhere, maybe the fake Korean one for maximum effect.
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look at the size of her hand compared to the tiny face she shooped kek
I'm just noticing that the bad shoop gave her webbed fingers
I need to know who is falling for these pictures
Either it was her partners child, she did mention he was older or she is making it up.
I don't think she's ever given birth.
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I don’t think that’s her, just a weird name coincidence. Could be a stolen image for larp. I was able to get this bigger one by editing the URL of the image itself.
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Yeah that confirms the blogger was a different person.
Wonder what the mystery asian kid is then.
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just googled "cautiouslypessimistic tessa" and I found a steam account. she also used to have a twitch account under that name https://steamcommunity.com/id/CautiouslyPessimistic
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whoevever it is is obviously either cosplaying or skinwalking this guy from a japanese band thats not even popular anymore
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I wonder whose photo she stole since that face is not hers.
Right after seeing this post >>1066608
she quickly made another post about her cat.
I like how the dead relative is no big deal. She can't keep up with her own bs.
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God's work anon.
She poorly Irish roleplayed as two, possibly three or more people on her steam comments. They all have pfps similar to her style and talk just like her.
>My Girlfriend, The Vampire>Tell men to talk to your man directly>I bought you a copy of NS4
I don't have the screencaps but she recently claimed that "K" bought her a switch so they can play games together. She sure recycles her storylines.
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Just realized when she roleplayed as the sister she signed "xoxo" like on >>1062722
Hoping a based timeline anon can make sense of all the countries, eye colours, talents and personalities this cow has claimed.
I don't think she learnt how to really play any instruments or even owns any. It was probably part of the Finnish phase because she reposted that ancient clip instead of making a new and presumably better one.
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I took a quick look at one of the suspect twitters with no followers that exist to do nothing but compliment or defend her exactly the way she wants and instantly found one.
Also found a previous account that was tagged on posts while lookinghttps://twitter.com/Vakarian17
There are probably dozens more at this rate.
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She lost like 50 followers so she spent all week on this new shoop.
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trying to compile a list of all of her aliases and usernames that have been discovered so far. please add if i've missed any! i just think it's worth documenting since there are so many of them
Tessa Savelmaa, Tessa Johanna Savelmaa, Tessa O'Neill, Tessa Ann O'Neill, "Tessa Ui" (on Steam), Tessa Debolt, Aries Väinämöinen
Tsundebolt or _tsundebolt_ used on instagram, twitch, twitter, etc.
"StarlitSeeker" on facebook; "CautiouslyPessimistic" on Steam; "kasumii" on artseeker; possibly "Stoker" on a metal forum
Youtube usernames: ShadowOfSalem, Galdrond, CorruptedSushi
Deviantart usernames: Galdrond, Notragaldr, CorruptedSauron, SensualSilence
Instagram usernames: queen_of_sidhe, thelegendoftessa, vakarian17, tsundebolt, _tsundebolt_.
Her display name is usually Ɛηιgmα. She has a lot of fake birthdays but I think the real birthday is May 21 based on this post by her ex husband
So a rough timeline would be:
Early 2000s: Tessa Valfar / Stoker. Possibly the most normal of the Tessas, claims to be of Irish/Latvian descent; lives in Canada, works in a bank; would be 36 years old as of today.
Mid 2000s: Tessa Johanna Sävelmaa, Tessa Anne O'Neill. Claiming to be Finnish and then on other occasions Irish. Goes as far as larping on 4-5 DA and YT accounts that she's a Finnish metalhead that plays piano, harp, an artist, and has magical icy blue eyes. Marries Sebastian during this era.
Current day: Tsundebolt, Tessa DeBolt, Vakarian, etc. Is Irish and lives in Cork but buys from Canadian websites, never mentions Finnish again but speaks fluent Finnish. Can speak French also but talks on stream in a NZ/British accent and now apparently lives in the UK again. Also is now half Korean with a Chinese boyfriend.
I'm getting so lost with this girl. I want to find her real name/bday to see if a birth cert. is available, then the mystery is solved (kind of)
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She posted on twitter as though her birthday was on August 11 which matches >>1060933
Twitter search brings up people responding to her deleted posts that were fishing for happy birthday replies.>>1067373
For someone who brags about her luxury lifestyle and luxury fashion it's sad to see she couldn't even save enough for a busride as part of purchasing tickets "in advance".
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Mid 2000s: Occasionally tosses in "Asian" as part of her heritage. Claimed she's British and can teach to scam people online sometime around the marriage.
Current day: Lives in Canada possibly with a relative from NS. Doesn't have an Irish accent, doesn't speak French and her inconsistent accent is faked for scrotes in short awkward videos where she barely says anything clearly. Never seen with anyone IRL anymore and is sneakily posting pics of what's likely friends or random hookups from dating apps since the dudes are different each time.
Still claims she's a totally natural real life Tifa and super hot and this is why her life is soo hard.
I’m the anon from >>1067351
and the anon from >>1067373
is correct. The post made in May was referring to the August 11 concert so August 11 is probably her birthday
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i can't get over how demented these fake conversations are. her ex husband seems like an actually real person so why is she making so many sockpuppet friends
This part is kinda missing from the summary that anon was kind enough to compile
where would you say this fits? This is clearly before the IRL Tifa phase, but she's already larping as Irish, has a pretend Irish bf + bf's sister + someone called Co'in who is "suffocating her" apparently (friend? relative? who is this person in the chronology of accounts)
are there any more posts on her steam account, i wonder
also might be worth checking if she has accounts on other websites with the username "CautiouslyPessimistic"
she needs to stop calling herself hot especially when we all know what she really looks like.
it's fine to be confident but she comes across as being so full of herself.
by the way. Cid was a hot lady in Final Fantasy 15
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They're both Tifa skinwalkers but Tessa is pretending to be friends with the other one after this thread >>1060188
where they were probably fighting.
What's weird is Tessa thinks it's appropriate to compliment another person the way she wants to be complimented, and it comes off sounding like a troon again.
Meanwhile she's now claiming to be in Yorkshire which doesn't match any of the recent posts.
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She posted to brag about how much she spent on a mirror >>1060975
and she used it for the filtered videos and overdone shoops in >>1060363
so she's still in Canada.
She also posted that she needed help "speaking Quebecois" in >>1061513
most likely lied about French fluency on a job application. I should have capped all the humblebrag posts she did but >>1061663
was at her work and that's not UK by any stretch.
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Good point. I have lived in both Ireland and UK and have never seen most homes (unless really modern and personalised) have those kind of layouts.
I'm reading through all her old posts on the metal forum. Guess it was a Norway obsession before Finland
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>>1067841>I can't wait to get out of Toronto>I hate busy cities
She was never in Toronto >>1067373
proves she had to take bus rides and she couldn't even afford to visit regularly. She probably wanted to sound like she's from a city to look impressive and described it as though it's NY.
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She likely was in Nova Scotia at that time >>1059957
since that's where she grew up. All her pics prior to ex husband were in NS. She recently she showed videos of dealing with tornadoes during June before moving to wherever she is in September.
She's still unable to hold a conversation without talking about fuckability, as though her shoops make her an authority on the subject.
Found the Ko-fi which was mentioned in >>1061137 https://ko-fi.com/tsundebolt
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Wonder if any anons know the source of this pic she's saying she painted.
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She loves her fake conversations.. if she's moving countries each month, how does she still have a stylist? Does her stylist work on her wig?>>1070265
Thanks anon, the hair looked straight up MS Paint on top of an image.
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A hairstylist wouldn't someone call out of the blue and happen to suggest the same hair damaging idea posted on ko-fi and about 50 times on twitter in hopes of a response.
She probably bought a Rikku cosplay and is sitting on it since she has a blonde wig seen in >>1061039
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I think she found the thread kek
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You weren't kidding lol this is so bait-y. Why does she need $500 to dye her hair? And why is it a NSFW cosplay? Did anyone even ask for that??
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Things were getting pretty milky.
She was posting something about having tons of stalkers wanting her affections and that one of the stalkers was "put away". Replies to her account show people talking to her about it, though most are perplexed.
She thirsts for attention so she'll be back soon enough.
obviously she just looks that anime irl and we're all jealous, but did she really post this video alongside her 'natural' pics with plump lips?
ot but she looks more like Orochimaru here, its more accurate than tifa
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She posted it just before hiding the account. She also started this account for her VIP orbiters but it didn't take off so it's gone, too.https://twitter.com/TsundeOfficial
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I just checked the profile of the guy she tagged on the Notragaldr page and i'm pretty sure she faked this entire conversation and that both accounts are hers
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A gofundme for her ex-husband
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Good find, even the face is shooped the way she does her own. Vakarian is also one of her old usernames, so she wasn't even subtle.
She will probably mass DM her VIP orbiters who defended her shoops and videos with whatever her new accounts are soon.
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that is 100% her!
she posted on that account just yesterday too
this post refers to her as Tessa too.
I've never seen anyone with as many throw away accounts as her
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There is a 36yo Theresa O'Neill, since that would be her real age according to the older profiles
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There's an old dude from NS commenting on this fbook >>1075787
and he also commented on her instagram posts about NS. Probably knows her IRL since he stopped keeping up with all her fake newer accounts..>>1076266
There are like only 3-5 orbiters that really actively commented back at her, and a few clout chasing girls who thought she's legit because she had so many followers.>>1076272
Not Finnish and I think while she may have Irish ancestry because she's white af, the fake accent put on for the streams and videos on twitter proves she wasn't from Ireland at all.
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Sauce on this? The only thing I've seen of her family is her stolen Dakota Rose backstory here >>1059889
Do you think you can give a little tip for us to be able to find out on our own then? I think it's against the rules to post family here anyway but it might open some doors for some anons to know a family name.
She's deleted the Selkie facebook as well it seems.
do you know Tessa too?
is she actually part Asian?
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Do you know what her background really is and why she kept faking it for like decades?
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Huh so she just chose the cow life, it didn't choose her.
Guess the reason she is so messed up is the dangerous combination having a huge ego that needs to be satisfied with compliments whilst looking like a foot and having zero talents.
Found yet another account from the scandiboo phase https://instagram.com/savelmaa/
I wonder if she faked being scandi with all these profiles and that was a dealbreaker for the ex husband on top of being catfished.
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another name she went by was "Card Pirate" and "Tessa Uí" as seen on the edits made to her steam account. I found this twitter profile that is obviously her's, and I wonder if https://twitter.com/Kiratze
is the secret boyfriend. if you scroll through the liked tweets on this https://twitter.com/_cardpirate_
account you'll see that she liked a ton of his posts
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ok they absolutely dated at some point, at least in 2018. you can see her "cautiouslypessimistic" watermark on the top left of his stream https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K5c0loaw1OE
I don't think that streamer is the "current" K, because she mentioned he's not much of a gamer. She might have repurposed this guy's name and heritage for her fake asian Rufus bf larp in >>1059986
Plus these convos here >>1059563
>>1061086 don't sound like his tweets. Now that I look at it, these screens are most likely of her talking to herself.>>1078143
So he's another guy who got catfished?
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They replied to each other on this post, sounds like it was another distance catfish relationship. https://twitter.com/Kiratze/status/968730546137370626
He has a tat and looks totally different from all the other asian guys she posted that were supposed to also be "K" this is wild.
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she seems to be talking to herself on this Swedish death metal page too
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is her sister called Imogen or is she lying about having a twin
any real pictures of Tessa on Alice's social media?
you seem to know them
can you spill any milk without it seeming obvious who you are?
Often skinwalkers pretend people who look a certain way or have similar interests are their relatives or whatever. It adds an intended layer of confusion for normalfags trying to make sense of their personas.>>1078131
Seems she followed a bunch of asian streamers probably looking for marks. I guess the part-asian lies and sudden obsession with Tifa started around that same time.
I think they kind of have to because she's refusing to use a real name on there anymore. They probably wonder why she can't just be normal.
I find it funny how Tessa paints herself as this bigshot INTJ efficient woman who is talented at everything and extremely intelligent, while her sister has actual photography and gaming skills, and she's got a successful job… kek
>>1078322>bigshot INTJ efficient woman
This was the origin of this jowly fraud becoming a personal lolcow.
She was on a discord talking about having a masters in plant biochem while also a model and a fashion designer, and somehow also works as a "concierge for rich bois in rich cars" while also being THE REAL Tifa.
Apologies for late+tinfoil but I'm betting she's just a regular Canadian with a British Isles and/or mixed European ancestry like a lot of white North Americans. It's pretty common for North American cows to assume a distant ancestry as their "ethnicity" or flat-out fake it to seem more interesting or fit the narrative they made up for themselves in their head or a number of other reasons. See our own Mariah Mallad who claims to be "an arab" while growing up in a US household within the US culture, Ayla Chisler/Gutterface/Joji Biernot who claims to be japanese/dutch/german/whatever to forget that she's the daughter of an addict from Ohio and Micky Moon who's mixed but claims she's "part Japanese" to fit in with her weeb fantasy better, and fellow Canadians Vicky Shingles who actively fakes being British, Kanadajin who claimed she could become Japanese and is now latched on to muslim-Arab identity and Stefany Lauren who claims to be a different ethnicity according to the character/actor she skinwalks.
All of this looks like it's just a white girl identity/speshulness crisis blown out of proportion by whatever mental illness or complexes she has (or whatever it is that makes her a cow). That would explain the weird accent, because she was faking it just like everything else.
Yeah you forgot Latvian LOL
Tbh I do think it's possible she is actually Irish/her sis or herself were born in Ireland. Looking at the parents fb they have a lot of relatives from Ireland, things in the background I recognise as Irish (I am). If there's one lie to believe that's probably the only one close to truth. But she still is putting on that accent which is cringe
You also forgot she's supposed to be British.>>1059783>>1062646>>1062776
With poetic English.>>1061502
Hoping someone can solve the mystery on her many distance catfish streamer bfs.
Yeah thats what I mean she is basically fetishizing it instead of being normal and accepting you have some heritage lol
I remember as well when she posted those (obviously fake) DNA results where it said she had Scandinavian in her, but I'm pretty sure if you are of Finnish heritage it doesn't show as Scandinavian (since it's not even a scandi country?) and it will just say Finnish
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I wonder if she might still be in Nova Scotia. The videos she put up of "the castle" she works in looked like the average Victorian for sale in Amherst that nobody ever wants to buy.
Tinfoil but it sounds like a real estate admin assistant job because of the talk of cars and pricing that nobody asked for.>>1078998
She doubled down at the start which made for amazing posts like >>1060908
She's probably active under new accounts but not even her closest orbiters noticed because her only value to them was looking like an efamous thot.
She is describing her sister's job here.
Unless Tessa works there as well, Alice basically does that (sells expensive cars to relatively wealthy people). On their website is a portrait of Alice who is one of the managers. There is no portrait of Tessa which means if Tessa is working with her sister then she literally works under her haha
I don't know where Ui comes from but she used this name on many online profiles and posts. Even had a facebook account with it to audition for thishttps://www.wherevent.com/detail/The-Beyouty-Revolution-Casting-Call-for-Fierce-Feminine-Goddesss>>1079663>Stop exaggerating.
ntayrt but it's Tessa herself who was exagerrating in >>1078742
>>1079889>Fierce feminine warriors
This is exactly the kind of embarrassing stuff tessa would love.
Wonder how much she lied in her application.
Any idea what the castle job she kept crowing about was? It sounded like remote concierge work for online car dealerships like Clutch.>>1079963
I tried but maybe another anon can try looking through the photographer's page to find her, it's likely she didn't make the cuthttps://www.facebook.com/ROARFierceFeminineRisingMagazine/photos/
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I know it's proven that this is her, but I looked for other scathscion accounts and could only find this empty pinterest account, but there could be more.
Also there was another fake account called Austin Sinclair that seemed to be another of her sockpuppets that only interacted with her.
This is beyond what I thought anyone would ever do, I swear this woman made up at least 50 emails for all her delusions and stories.
She made at least 2 fake accounts on steam to make up some random comments too, makes me wonder if she spends so much time talking to herself that this is the reason why she can't talk properly with others and say shit like >>1077493>>1078149
If K is real I think he may be a gamer tho, she posted some text messages she had with him when she was playing BoTW and he was giving her tips and all that, but at this point I don't even believe he exists.
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K aka Kelvin aka King is not real. It's easy to fake whatsapp conversations and we know she's not above that.
She said K looks like Rufus from FF7 which she had yet to play but then he's an asian of varying appearance and size.
She said K wasn't a gamer and has no idea about Tifa, but then later K supposedly bought them BOTW and Switch on her anniversary.
There was some dramu when orbiters pointed out that "K's gift" was cheap and were wondering why a guy would buy himself a pink switch instead of a PS4 so she can play FF7.https://twitter.com/GameCalibur/status/1310229972678619136
She posted several times lambasting orbiters like these for not referring to her sockpuppet as a very wealthy perfect boyfriend that they should be jealous of.
Her larping about "K" was to show scrotes that she's the perfect girlfriend while inciting jealousy that she gets off on.
I still think it's possible she reused the initial and being asian from this guy >>1078131
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Tsundebolt is taking legal action against lolcow and made up lies on that as well. https://lumendatabase.org/notices/22101092
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That cow is a gift that keeps on giving.
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Even in her fake request she pretends to be a celebrity that people were checking for. She herself posted all the catfishing while sockpuppeting as her friends and fans for a decade.
Best part is the date of the request. It proves she made this thread against an ther Tifa cosplayer >>1060188
do you think she has a case considering we're only posting the images that she posted and none have been edited by us?
has anyone been contacting her family?
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This still shows up on the Google search results. What will this cow Tsundebolt do now?
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It reads like a Karen shrieking at the Google manager even though she was the one caught lying, scamming and stealing.
She's been busy nuking accounts but there are hundreds of replies to all the lies and fake pics on twitter.
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Oh my, a whole team, Tessa? ofc they will believe that, no doubt. Butterfly filters are her brand and when they act faulty is defamatory to her brand too?
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Might be old milk but she was very active selfposting on twitter, reddit and gaming streamer discords with her reface shoops to get followers. Most of her posts got rightfully deleted but I found an example. https://www.sankakucomplex.com/2020/06/08/superior-tifa-lockhart-cosplay-by-hane-ame-uses-her-classic-design/comment-page-4/
Like UsagiKou, she went out of her way to seek other Tifa cosplayers and say she's better.
she admits she's trying to become a streamer which makes her a public person and changes the rules. Also you don't get to decide how the public perceives your brand. Sorry you want everyone to think you're rl tifa and they instead think you look like a foot but a judge cant force people to see you as pretty lmao.
This is so embaressing for her.
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Also embarrassing that she is pretending these screenshots of her consistently retarded larps and shoops aren't her own undoing. Many people were watching this cow do this to herself, on top of her junk being cached.
She forgot she was lying to real people and not just larping.
She streamed only a handful of times. She wasn't a streamer and she wasn't doing a very good job of making "tsundebolt" her public image if she only had 4000 followers on twitter.
If she wanted to take her court case further she would have to prove that we were the ones photoshopping her images
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But she can't afford a PS4 or luxurious fashion(tm). Literally nobody would give pro bono help to a pathological liar when evidence is stacked against her.
She's just doing the Karen move of trying to scaremonger people from reposting her bullshit so she can resume catfishing under 50 different "brand" names.
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Still can't believe how long this skinwalker pretended to be a part asian martial artist but didn't know the difference between Taekwondo and Karate.
She could never answer what school, how long, or what she even did. Only posted retarded fanfics of fighting off men who wanted her and how that somehow makes her irl Tifa.
Doubt she ever went anywhere. This is likely more of her unresearched self-aggrandizement that falls apart at basic scrutiny.
She posted eating mcdonalds and carbs, never from a gym or school and from what we see has no discipline. The fact that she fanfic bragged about being an instructor is rich.
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I know she has a filter on here but she doesn't look like she's ugly. the over the top shoop and lies aren't necessary. she could just be herself and she would have still had an army of simps behind her.
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Even the filters and over contrast couldn't hide her. This photo is from when she was much younger, and was still completely shooped.
She's not totally horrifying but her personality is shit.
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Decided to check on my favorite skinwalker cow and she's once again using someone else's photo on discord.
From what I know, it's the discord of a streamer guy she was catfishing. He's mentioned here >>1060908
According to someone on the server, she deleted all posts like >>1079051
and left the server within hours of >>1114002
I want to find out what her new identity is, she's my favorite cow.
Changed her username to Artemicion but still no posts on https://twitter.com/tsundebolt
She is all over this thread though, she changes her username each time a post goes up.