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No. 1045013

She's woke, rich and wants you to know she's more privileged than you, Jameela Jamil is a British actress most known for her role as Tahani in the good place, her woke twitter rants and body positivity podcast "I weigh".

Noticeable milk:
>her Munchausen style list of illnesses/ ailments (courtesy of kiwifarms):
Hearing loss from labyrinthitis
Ehlers-Danlos syndrome
High cholesterol
Low blood pressure
Pre-diabetic
Spinal damage from a car accident
Anorexia nervosa
Suicide attempt
PTSD
Mercury poisoning
Celiac disease
Severe food allergies
Cervical cancer (two instances)
A breast cancer scare
Rape
Eczema
HPV
>lies about bee attacks to make her seem more sympathetic? Maybe?
>gets about 3 concussions a year, always serious enough to get her sympathy but not so serious that she can't tweet about it
>did a press conference with peas strapped to her face and another one in pyjamas bc QUIRKY
>saviour complex seen through her slacktavism
>runs a body positivity company called I weigh which predominantly features big pictures of her with inspirational captions
>frequently attacks other female celebrities such as Kim K, Rhianna etc in the name of activism
>not an anachan but only started preaching about the importance of body positivity after losing a good 60lb
>Sends her army of followers to attack random, no name accounts who disagree with her
>dating musician James Blake, who she also sends to attack random, no name accounts.
>after receiving criticism for using "Queer" as a slur, she suddenly remembered that she's actually bi all along!
>has good skin because she's privileged

social media:

https://www.instagram.com/jameelajamilofficial/?hl=en
https://www.instagram.com/i_weigh/?hl=enhttps://
twitter.com/jameelajamil
https://twitter.com/i_weigh
https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/i-weigh-with-jameela-jamil/id1498855031?mt=2&at=1l3vqYV&ct=iweigh&itscg=80085&itsct=pod_earwolf_iweigh

No. 1045015

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for someone so woke, you'd think she'd stay away from "cultural appropriation"

No. 1045016

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caroline flack was a british tv presenter who committed suicide, of COURSE jameela was the first to criticise the entirety of twitter for bullying her…. forgetting she was one who started the shitstorm earlier.

No. 1045017

used a vibrator to curl her hair because she's just so quirky! (and privileged, you must never forget her privilege.)

No. 1045019

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a runthrough of her life someone on kiwi farms made, show's her inconsistencies and lies… or maybe she's just super unlucky.

No. 1045020

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https://www.instagram.com/stories/highlights/18093883864083603/?hl=en

Tracie Morrisey's summary of Jameela's inconsistencies

No. 1045021

>>1045020
Was just about to post this one because it's so much fun.

No. 1045023

>>1045016
lol, this part is not milk. piers morgan is a piece of shit who hacks dead kids phones and caroline flack was a nonce who killed herself after getting caught for beating the shit out of her bf. let’s not pretend otherwise.

No. 1045025

>>1045023
I don't like piers at all but I posted it because it calls her out for being a hypocrite, i couldn't be bothered going through all her twitter shit and finding other replies lol. sorry for any offence caused.

No. 1045028

>>1045023
Yeah, Morgan is irrelevant, it's about Jameela first criticizing Flack and later being like OH YOU ALL BULLIED HER INTO SUICIDE

No. 1045079

If she's so privileged why do her stupid bangs look like clip-ins

No. 1045087

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>>1045013
Really convoluted approach to avoiding sharing your skin routine.

Pic related was posted in the celeb thread already but I just love a good cow crossover, if you're out-NLOGing Venti you're definitely on the wrong track

No. 1045111

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lol

No. 1045142

are there even any photos of her when she was supposedly a model and sooo anorexic? the way she talks about her supposed eating disorder makes me think she actually just went on a fad diet and dropped it.

No. 1045147

It is almost like she is a deliberate caricature of a triggered SJW. I really can’t tell if she is joking or not anymore, I want to believe this is some kind of weird art, like Rush Limbaugh.

No. 1045152

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>>1045142
there's no photos of her from before 2009 and this is the skinniest I've seen her look (2010), idk, you dont have to be superskinny to have anorexia i guess, it's enough if you have unhealthy relationship with eating. But yeah if she actually was a model, and not just a presenter who had photos of her taken, there would be some actual modeling pictures of her for sure, IDK

No. 1045187

>>1045147
She did say she used to be a troll. Maybe this is all part of it.

No. 1045190

>>1045087
seeing jamil and venti interact is incredible. so glad i was alive for this moment

No. 1045212

>>1045190

Having read through the Phoebe Tickner threads recently, there was a lot of Jameela defense there at the time. Now that she's been identified as a cow it's funny to think about her and Phoebe trying to out-fake each other in a public performance of who's more woke.

No. 1045231

>>1045212
Funny, I was thinking that this thread is probably the result of pheebs getting bored in quarantine

No. 1045264

>>1045231
If OP was Pheebs then the post would put far more emphasis on Jameela being enbyphobic or fatphobic or whatever the hell her beef was about.

No. 1045285

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She really is her character from the good place

No. 1045297

>>1045285
sage for maybe nitpick, but is her hair a wig? it looks like bad sims hair, so stiff and lifeless.

No. 1045312

>>1045297
That was the main question about her in the celebcows thread. I think the verdict was "sometimes."

No. 1045320

>>1045285
Her character is so pointless in The Good Place, too. The rest of the cast have funny and charming moments, and her entire character is just name-dropping celebrities.

No. 1045339

Does anyone have more info on the story that she lied about her credentials to teach English? It was mentioned in the kiwifarms thread but I can't find any details

No. 1045341

>>1045015
Appropriating the Greeks?

No. 1045343

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A Jameela thread? You mean the wokest, most privileged queen to ever grace the Hollywood C-list? She might not be very milky anymore, Tracie Morrissey completely dunked on her kek. I did happen to compile a list of diseases and injuries she's claimed to have while following the Tracie saga on IG. She mostly uses her fake diseases to soak up attention and garner sympathy from her totally woke Twitter orbiters, mostly obese sjw's. They really eat her up, the virtue signaling about weight makes them feel totally accepted by someone so utterly privileged like Jameela. The one that gets me the most though, the killer bees. Chasing her not once, but three separate times throughout her life. As if bees just swarm and chase people all the time, it just sounds so cartoony and made up. Not only is being chased by a swarm of killer bees on a busy London street hard enough to believe, the kicker is running into the street and getting hit by 2 different cars. She really thinks her life is like final destination and we won't call her out on her obvious bullshit. I just cannot stand munchies. Add the money and fame, she's a whole new breed.

No. 1045346

>>1045341
Egyptians, anon.

No. 1045350

>>1045343
The cars i can accept but killer bees x3?? is she counting every bee flying around her for a bit as an atack?

No. 1045351

>>1045343
Love the dedication anon.
The bees is what gets me the most too, recycling that ridiculous story over and over is the true mark of a compulsive liar. She 100% only conceived of the bee related car accidents as two separate occasions when she was called out on it and in true narc fashion couldn't backtrack or admit fault.

No. 1045353

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>>1045346
Don't bother unless you want a lecture on egyptian dynasties.

I laugh at how unwoke and privileged this take off hers was, she's truly not one of the commoners.

No. 1045358

>>1045350
The interviewer Mark Ronsan confirmed "there may have been 1 or 2 bees" but she was definitely exaggerating. I would not doubt that there is a small truth to some of these claims, but they are hyped up to make her seem clumsy, quirky, and admirable for overcoming hardship.

No. 1045434

Use the celebri-cows thread in /ot/

>>>/ot/607349



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