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No. 88003

This girl pokes your boyfriend on the butt.

>what would you do?

No. 88004

>>88003

Ask for her workout routine.

No. 88005

Ask for her digits

No. 88017

>>88003
Hope to god she likes women

No. 88018

call her a slut

No. 88020

>>88004
this and then ask her for a threesome

No. 88021

>>88020
More like a twosome. My bf can take a hike, I want her to myself.

No. 88022

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>>88003
Jokes aside how would someone react to this?

>Do I just act like nothing happened?

cant because this would probably upset me.


>Do I fight her

she'd probably kick my ass.

I'm at a loss

No. 88023

>>88021

How about a threesome with you, OP's chick and me, anon?

>>88022

It would make me upset too but also motivate me to hit the gym tbh

No. 88025

>I would ask her for a three way tee hee XD
What's it like to be an insecure slut? It's like you know the only way your bf would stay is if you let him fuck her. It must suck to be an ugly girl with no options, I can only imagine.
Inb4
>I-I'm doing it for ME
Sure, sweety. Okay. Enjoy watching your bf fuck another woman you cuck. I'll be over here loling at what a sad sack of shit you are.

No. 88026

>>88025
Anon is clearly joking you daft cunt, chill

No. 88027

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>>88026
No. I will NOT chill.

No. 88029

I love my fiance but I don't think I could say no to the girl in OPs pic.

She's beautiful. It's so fucking hard to stay loyal to a girl when you've actually got decent options. Even if you love her.

No. 88034

I would probably laugh and ask her what the fuck is up. I would hope she just has a weird sense of humor.

>people who ask for her routine

Do we assume she is walking around with her little thong on and no pant?

No. 88037

This chick wouldn't touch my boyfriends ass, I can't even imagine this theoretical without laughing. Like ok you can have all his mommy issues and take care of his ex wife's kids idc.

No. 88039

Too unrealistic tbh. I'd assume she's 15 and socially awkward, because, who even does that? I haven't had anyone 'randomly' poke me since I was a emo cringelord and even then I felt that was weird.

No. 88040

>>88003
I'm honestly a bit female leaning, so what a dream. I'd use it as an excuse to feel her up her chest and ass in "revenge". Maybe she'd have a threesome with us?
>you slut
As if a strange porno scenario like this would ever happen.

No. 88041

>>88029

You'd dump your fiancé because a random girl poked your ass and neither vocalised or otherwise indicated that she desired a relationship?

Anyway, I'd poke her butt right back. Or I'd invite her to a threesome.

No. 88042

>>88034
Yes, she is exactly as she is portrayed in the picture.

I guess there isn't much someone could do other then laugh it off.

>>88037
Pls go on, you gave us so much information. might as well finish.

No. 88043

>>88026

I'm not joking I'd take OP to pound town.
I like women more than men, my partner knows this.

No. 88045

>>88041
>>88043
lots of lesbians today, I guess it sorta makes it harder to be mad.

No. 88046

>>88042
Have a sense of humor anon. That stick you have in your rectum can't be all that comfortable.

No. 88047

>>88045
I mean it's a ridiculous theoretical anyways. Pretty hard to take seriously.

No. 88058

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Nothing.

It also depends on how he would react to it

No. 88060

>>88046
I meant that literally because you sounded like you were projecting.

No. 88067

>>88060
…Uwut? I made a lighthearted joke about how my bf is an average typical older male that would be more likely to win the lottery. Jesus. You truly need to chill lol.

>projecting

You do not in any sense know what that means.
>inb4 more irrelevant buzzwordz

No. 88068

>>88067
It sounded like you were describing your actual situation and I wanted to hear more.

No. 88069

Nothing. My boyfriend can talk for himself. He can make decisions on his own.
Something similar happened to us where an attractive woman thought it was ok to touch his butt without asking because she is attractive. He told her to leave him alone.

No. 88072

>>88069
Sounds like a keeper anon

No. 88073

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>>88068
Nothing you say makes sense but k anon. K.

Anyways.

So this peanut butter is staying in your man's cabinet for the weekend. What would you do?

No. 88076

>>88073
>Like ok you can have all his mommy issues and take care of his ex wife's kids idc -(you)

I was simply wondering if this was a real situation that you were describing. So I asked about it, then you got lost somehow.

this was a really basic back and forth I cant imagine you're being seriously confused .

No. 88078

>>88076
Wtf why are you latching on to a simple sentence as if it's any deeper than a puddle and continuing on and on…nothing is this serious. You're too autistic to banter. Go take a break, case closed.

No. 88082

>>88078
I had to break down my question for you because basic reading comprehension is too much to ask.

you could have just went on to say you were just joking instead of making it look like you didn't understand what the question was.

I swear half the people on this board are mentally slow

No. 88084

>>88082
>grill makes casual one-liner joke about bf being less than a catch
>robot cannot compute
REEEE BOT GET OUT

No. 88087

>>88084
being legitimately clueless must suck.

calling people names is a great argument for why you're too slow to keep up with such a simply put wording.

how do you manage to get offended for no possible reason.

No. 88092

Probably laugh because A) she would more than likely be drunk to poke some random guy's butt and B) my bf has a cute butt so I understand. She's got some killer lower body though, I would probably also ask what her workout routine is.

>>88073
I would stick my finger in it.

No. 88093

>>88025
>>88082
>>88087
Autismos plz chill

No. 88094

>>88003
I would poke her bf's butt

No. 88101

>>88046
>>88067
>>88078
>>88084
Literally the get offended olympics.

No. 88102

>>88087
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No. 88103

>>88101
Obvious bot is obvious.
See >>88102

No. 88109

I would probably give her a dirty look but i also feel like my bf would do the same or tell her off idk

No. 88128

>>88069
Probably this. I trust my man. I'd probably get jel because ofc she's hot but is she gonna be in to the shit that makes my 4 year relationship what it is? Probably not.

If she is, welp, can't compete. Survival of the fittest.

No. 88143

Why is it whenever I see a girl as beautiful as this I just want to rape her and degrade her.(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE)

No. 88145

>>88143

Because you're a sad, weak, pathetic little man?

No. 88151

>>88143
Ew robots

No. 88152

>>88145
>>88151
>fantasize about rape
>get mad when a guy fantasizes about it too

what da fUCK

No. 88153

damn her legs manly af

No. 88154

>>88003
Get freaked out because really, when did I get a boyfriend???

No. 88160

Are the thighs photoshoped? How come she have such juicy legs but a thigh gap still? And from the back her thigh clearly touch.

No. 88165

>>88160
She doesn't have a "thigh gap" lol she's standing with her knees apart and in the middle pic with them closer together. Anyone who isn't obese has space between their thighs when they're standing with their feet/knees apart.

No. 88168

>>88152

Stop spending so much time on /r9k/ you colossal manchild.

No. 88170

>>88168
You are cute.

CUTE.

No. 88188

i'm just not believing in this scenario so i can't really answer

>>88143
dude that's weird

No. 88200

>>88153

on what planet

>>88003

dump him immediately and pray that she's into women tbh

No. 88211

>>88152
There's some truth to this shit. IMHO women who fantasize about rape deserve to get raped by men who fantasize about rape. Shit pisses me off so bad.

No. 88212

>>88211
Damn. I'm a guy who likes girls with rape fantasies and even I wouldn't go that far.

What's wrong with you?

No. 88222

>>88211
I feel like wanting to be a rape victim and wanting to be a rapist are on completely different levels though. I think the rape victim fantasies are a bit skeevy, but a dude who actually wants to rape somebody is a lot more creepy and dangerous.

No. 88228

>>88222
Really? Most men are sexually dominant. Being the submissive partner is way more shameful.

No. 88291

>>88211

Are you so mentally stunted that you can't understand the difference between a fantasy and fucking reality.

No. 88297

>>88291
Not who you're talking too.

There are some interesting people out there, if they have taboo needs then let them. In this world somewhere far away, there is a girl much like you and me, who would actually enjoy such a situation.

No. 90212

I'd laugh
then fight her
she may be more muscular but I'm more crazy

No. 90215

>>88228
>most men pretend to be sexually dominant for their girlfriend but actually want a mommy gf

No. 90218

>>90212

You'd get violent with a woman who poked your boyfriend in the butt without first conversing with her and trying to understand whether she understood that he was already in a relationship or whether it was some kind of mistake first?

A lot of the bitches on this board like to talk tough but half of you are pussies who'd probably walk away in a sulk if something like this actually happened to you irl lel

No. 90219

Ask her for her /fit/ routine, cause dayum. I wanna look like that.

No. 90220

>>90218
Go back to r9k before anon punches you too

No. 90221

>>90219
Seconded
And after that I would ask for her phone number because good god I wanna hit that

No. 90225

Why isn't this thread locked or moved to manure?

No. 90234

Reading this whole thread makes me think that everyone in here is under 18.

This "what if?" shit needs to stay in the classroom.

No. 90235

>>90234
I wouldn't say everyone, there's plenty of farmers who acknowledged how retarded this thread is.

No. 90237

>>90225
Because this is /b/ you nazi

No. 90241

>>90237
/b/ threads aren't locked or moved to /manure/?

No. 90251

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>not erotising having your boyfriend stolen by an incredibly gorgeous girl
If you actually have a boyfriend she would want to touch then you've already won at life. Unless she only wants to bully you. It's a win win either way.

No. 90252

>>90220

Yes, because I'm totally a man. I have a penis and everything I swear.

No. 90255

This thread is the proof that farmers are just as bad as pull tards, insecure and ugly bitches. This manly bitch in the op has a long face, a man's stomach and thighs and no hip to waist ratio. X shaped legs and taped her tits to look somewhat feminine. If she was a weeb everyone would talk shit because she'd be a threat to you and stop you from hoping you'd become the top gaijin moderu someday.

No. 90257

>>90255
thank you anon

No. 90259

>>90255
this whole pulltard meme needs to die because everyonenis doing it wrong
how are "we" insecure when you call her a tranny?
(i didnt post here yet)

No. 90261

>>88003
Well I would just push her away a bit but thats it tbh. But I'd also wonder why she'd do that because my boyfriend is probably not good looking if he is with me.
>>90255
Looked at the pic and m8 you're jealous her body is perfect. weebs cant have this body type stfu.

No. 90262

>>90261
her body is extremely manly. like jjba tier; I hope your body goals arent that manly.. or are you trans?

No. 90264

>>90262
i am not a tranny LOL. Whats wrong with having a /fit/ body? you obviously are behind time and are still obsessing with a fragile skelly body though, and thats perfectly fine but at least admit so. Or maybe you're a fat womyn who thinks bootilicious greaseblobs are WEAL WOMYN BODIES.

wtf is jjba? Bitch, you're part of the cancer here. While I agree the internet though guys are cancerous too, the jelly bitches here need to go.
>she looks ugly xddd
you dont have high standards you're just fucking insecure. She is fucking hot, 8/10 tier hot.
>>>PULL

No. 90267

>>90262

Bonelord pls leave.

No. 90275

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First anon here who called her manly. No, I don't think that fatties or anas are any better.
The ideal shape is pic related. Nice waist to hip ratio, tight but feminine body.
If you cover the upper half of OP's pic it looks like a man wearing a thong.

No. 90278

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>>90275
Jesus H Christ what if Candice pokes your boyfriend on the butt?! Her net worth is over $10 million.

No. 90279

>>90275
she isn't /fit/ though, now gtfo

No. 90282

>>90279
>She's more fit than 95% of slobs posting in this thread

No. 90283

>>90282

No she's not though. She's thin but thin =/=fit.
I can garauntee today if Candice got into a scrap with members of this board likely 75% of us would level her in seconds.

No. 90287

>>90283
Only because 75% of you weigh 300 lbs.

No. 90288

>>90282
Gotta admit, plastic surgery and implants would go a long way for most of us if we could afford it too…

No. 90290

>>90287

Keep telling yourself that Skeletor :^)

No. 90291

>>90287
found the robot

No. 90318

>>90283

>skeletons and fattie chans having enough stamina to fight


lol

No. 90331

>>90218 You really think this thread is about her accidentally poking our bf's butts? lol are you stupid? If it looked like an accident I wouldn't give a fuck but if it wasn't an accident fuck yeah I'll start some shit, no one should be touched there by a stranger on purpose. also lmao @ u making assumptions. You are probably one of those pussies you talk about ;)

No. 90333

>>90331

Holy shit you are mad.

No. 90341

>>90333 nah I was just explaining myself cuz anon was going off on me "getting violent"

No. 90347

>>90215
Haven't laughed this hard in a while. Probably true honestly

No. 90385

>>90212
>>90331
>Oh we have a tough guy here huh……. unsheathes my twin katanas Well, let's see how tough you really are! jumps into the air TAAAAKE THIIIIIIIIIIIIS spins around and slashes your face open Not so tough now, huh????? grabs you and throws you up It's time to finish this little charade holds my katanas above my head YOU ARE FINIIIIISHEEEEEEEED!!!!!!!!!!! jumps upwards so that you get impaled on my swords Heh…. easy….. - ;) that's pretty fuckin funny turns my back to you and chuckles but… not as funny as whats about to happen now unsheathes katana and readies Sanzetsu no Jitsuzhi style stance - stealth kills walks always whisteling, drunken whaler tune - comes up behind you and stabs you in the back Hahaha, now that power is mine! becomes engilfed in a bright light It feels so powerful! - unsheaths daggers Surging with Dark Energy You Will Pay For Your Insulence!!

No. 90627


No. 90640

>>90283
Look at her quads, glutes and abs

She definitely does at least basic resistance training. Her BF% isn't even that low, defos above 15%-17%.

No. 90663

>>90251
so cuckqueens do exist…
That´s hot

No. 90666

Wish I could say I'd stay loyal to my gf if she hit on me but shit would be difficult

No. 90683

>>90666
>my gf

Okay, buddy

No. 90700

He's a grown man, he can defend himself from strangers inappropriately touching him very well on his own.
I wouldn't feel like our relationship would be threatened, at all. I wouldn't date someone who would that easily cheat or leave the relationship. Plus he has an aversion towards muscular women (he'd force-feed me pizza if I'd become visibly muscular), and he would (like most people) find a woman walking in her panties in public trashy.

No. 90975

>>90700
wow you have a real winner, a dude who will feed you greasy shit if you look healthy /s

No. 90988

>>90975
Yeah because you need to be visibly muscular as a female to be considered healthy. /s
Plus pizza without cheese or meat isn't exactly greasy, more rather carby.

No. 90991

>>90988
>Yeah because you need to be visibly muscular as a female to be considered healthy. /s

You actually do, you fat slob. Go back to reddit.

No. 90996

>>90991

okay fattie. because long distance runners and ballerinas, for example, look like the fattie in the OP. no. go back to being a 'fitnuss guru' and spruik shitty protein shakes on instagram.

No. 90998

>>90996
But they do. Are you stupid?

No. 91000

>>90998

err, no they don't. any muscle that's showing is from a low body fat percentage, not from bulk like the OP. the OP doesn't have a low body fat percentage, probably 18-20%. So no, you don't have to be she-hulk to be healthy.

No. 91001

>>91000
Exactly.

No. 102355

I wouldn't even be mad if my bf fucked her tbh. I'd be like "yeah ok, can't argue with that".

No. 102377

Laugh it off as and compare them b/c my bf has a huge ass and it wouldn't be the first time

No. 102405

She wouldn't.
He's a manlet and she looks tall, girl could never reach his butt.



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