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No. 88022
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>>88003Jokes aside how would someone react to this?
>Do I just act like nothing happened? cant because this would probably upset me.
>Do I fight hershe'd probably kick my ass.
I'm at a loss
No. 88023
>>88021How about a threesome with you, OP's chick and me, anon?
>>88022It would make me upset too but also motivate me to hit the gym tbh
No. 88027
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>>88026No. I will NOT chill.
No. 88040
>>88003I'm honestly a bit female leaning, so what a dream. I'd use it as an excuse to feel her up her chest and ass in "revenge". Maybe she'd have a threesome with us?
>you slutAs if a strange porno scenario like this would ever happen.
No. 88041
>>88029You'd dump your fiancé because a random girl poked your ass and neither vocalised or otherwise indicated that she desired a relationship?
Anyway, I'd poke her butt right back. Or I'd invite her to a threesome.
No. 88042
>>88034Yes, she is exactly as she is portrayed in the picture.
I guess there isn't much someone could do other then laugh it off.
>>88037Pls go on, you gave us so much information. might as well finish.
No. 88043
>>88026I'm not joking I'd take OP to pound town.
I like women more than men, my partner knows this.
No. 88058
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Nothing.
It also depends on how he would react to it
No. 88067
>>88060…Uwut? I made a lighthearted joke about how my bf is an average typical older male that would be more likely to win the lottery. Jesus. You truly need to chill lol.
>projectingYou do not in any sense know what that means.
>inb4 more irrelevant buzzwordz No. 88073
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>>88068Nothing you say makes sense but k anon. K.
Anyways.
So this peanut butter is staying in your man's cabinet for the weekend. What would you do?
No. 88076
>>88073>Like ok you can have all his mommy issues and take care of his ex wife's kids idc -(you)I was simply wondering if this was a real situation that you were describing. So I asked about it, then you got lost somehow.
this was a really basic back and forth I cant imagine you're being seriously confused .
No. 88082
>>88078I had to break down my question for you because basic reading comprehension is too much to ask.
you could have just went on to say you were just joking instead of making it look like you didn't understand what the question was.
I swear half the people on this board are mentally slow
No. 88087
>>88084being legitimately clueless must suck.
calling people names is a great argument for why you're too slow to keep up with such a simply put wording.
how do you manage to get offended for no possible reason.
No. 88092
Probably laugh because A) she would more than likely be drunk to poke some random guy's butt and B) my bf has a cute butt so I understand. She's got some killer lower body though, I would probably also ask what her workout routine is.
>>88073I would stick my finger in it.
No. 88102
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No. 88103
>>88101Obvious bot is obvious.
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>>88102 No. 88128
>>88069Probably this. I trust my man. I'd probably get jel because ofc she's hot but is she gonna be in to the shit that makes my 4 year relationship what it is? Probably not.
If she is, welp, can't compete. Survival of the fittest.
No. 88170
>>88168You are cute.
CUTE.
No. 88188
i'm just not believing in this scenario so i can't really answer
>>88143dude that's weird
No. 88200
>>88153on what planet
>>88003dump him immediately and pray that she's into women tbh
No. 88212
>>88211Damn. I'm a guy who likes girls with rape fantasies and even I wouldn't go that far.
What's wrong with you?
No. 88297
>>88291Not who you're talking too.
There are some interesting people out there, if they have taboo needs then let them. In this world somewhere far away, there is a girl much like you and me, who would actually enjoy such a situation.
No. 90218
>>90212You'd get violent with a woman who poked your boyfriend in the butt without first conversing with her and trying to understand whether she understood that he was already in a relationship or whether it was some kind of mistake first?
A lot of the bitches on this board like to talk tough but half of you are pussies who'd probably walk away in a sulk if something like this actually happened to you irl lel
No. 90221
>>90219Seconded
And after that I would ask for her phone number because good god I wanna hit that
No. 90251
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>not erotising having your boyfriend stolen by an incredibly gorgeous girl
If you actually have a boyfriend she would want to touch then you've already won at life. Unless she only wants to bully you. It's a win win either way.
No. 90259
>>90255this whole pulltard meme needs to die because everyonenis doing it wrong
how are "we" insecure when you call her a tranny?
(i didnt post here yet)
No. 90261
>>88003Well I would just push her away a bit but thats it tbh. But I'd also wonder why she'd do that because my boyfriend is probably not good looking if he is with me.
>>90255Looked at the pic and m8 you're jealous her body is perfect. weebs cant have this body type stfu.
No. 90264
>>90262i am not a tranny LOL. Whats wrong with having a /fit/ body? you obviously are behind time and are still obsessing with a fragile skelly body though, and thats perfectly fine but at least admit so. Or maybe you're a fat womyn who thinks bootilicious greaseblobs are WEAL WOMYN BODIES.
wtf is jjba? Bitch, you're part of the cancer here. While I agree the internet though guys are cancerous too, the jelly bitches here need to go.
>she looks ugly xdddyou dont have high standards you're just fucking insecure. She is fucking hot, 8/10 tier hot.
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First anon here who called her manly. No, I don't think that fatties or anas are any better.
The ideal shape is pic related. Nice waist to hip ratio, tight but feminine body.
If you cover the upper half of OP's pic it looks like a man wearing a thong.
No. 90278
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>>90275Jesus H Christ what if Candice pokes your boyfriend on the butt?! Her net worth is over $10 million.
No. 90283
>>90282No she's not though. She's thin but thin =/=fit.
I can garauntee today if Candice got into a scrap with members of this board likely 75% of us would level her in seconds.
No. 90640
>>90283Look at her quads, glutes and abs
She definitely does at least basic resistance training. Her BF% isn't even that low, defos above 15%-17%.
No. 90663
>>90251so cuckqueens do exist…
That´s hot
No. 90988
>>90975Yeah because you need to be visibly muscular as a female to be considered healthy. /s
Plus pizza without cheese or meat isn't exactly greasy, more rather carby.