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No. 868889
Previous thread:
>>855255>>855678 nobody cares about new Shakira music
>>855948 US Gov get stripper looking Olivia Rodrigo to pursuade its citizens to get vaccinated
>>855969 Alanis Morissette surrounded by losers including Grimes as judges for a new version of masked singer, this time with 2d avatars
>>855991>>856217 azeealia banks cap
>>856422 >>856439 Camilla Cabello out in the wild and anons are relatively nice about it as far as body sperging goes
>>856527 if you didn't know Grimes did some vo for cyberpunk
>>856575 emrata shames her followers for shaming her for being a bad mom, if Britney was forgiven so can she!
>>856700 anons speculate over Bella Thorne being pregnant from same Italian singer
>>857008 anons discuss Maneskin
>>857153 >>857206 and comment on how old and ratty their lead singer looks aside from probably being smelly, pee stains in undies and all
>>857220 PR femanon is at it again, hating on fridge and petite lady Alicia Vikander's body like a sperg because how could Fassbender marry that?
>>857250 Lil Nas X going to court over the blood shoes, which was settled in April
>>858397>>857363 Britney post about the conservatorship, assumed to be fake
>>857382 playing guess who from a tumblr gossip screencap
>>857645 Adele dating LeBron James' agent
>>857791 anons learn that Norwegians are fatter than Swedes despite being avid mountain climbers because they stock up on cheap booze and candy
>>857824 Katie Hopkins, British retard deported from Australia
>>857828 screencap from tattle documenting Jameela Jamil's many self proclaimed 'trials and tribulations' including multiple bee attacks
>>857906 the unkillable and uncancelleable JKRowling gets another, of many, twitter deathreat
>>857958 Halsey with new baby
>>858045 old vid of JamieLynn badly performing Britney's songs for her while Britney is seen fake smiling through it all
>>858336 girl on the Bachelor, Bekah Martinez has nightmares about being a pedophile and acting on these compulsions, but that's just like pedophile OCD, its not pedophilia
>>858351 apparently she has had sex while breastfeeding
>>858360 Bekah has intrusive sexual thoughts about her children, but NOT of harming them
>>858850 Jamie Lynn goes an a deleting spree but who knows of what
>>858925 Maneskin made to apologize for singing a song with offensive words
>>859592 anons want a pop-punk revival and forget that pop punk was just as consoomer driven and corporate as rap
>>860467 Marina tests positive for COVID
>>860487 Halsey sperging over pronouns used in an Allure interview
>>860666 devil trips goes to Grimes talking about signing to a label to get out of gate-keeping in indie so she can also have money for her music videos, but according to this anon
>>862994 her brother makes them for free
>>861226 Lil Nas X new music video, the thumbprint should be enough for some
>>861891 >>862473 Britney's handlers continue to make her look unhinged using old af photos
>>862472 ugly has been musicians open for the Olympic ceremonies
>>862900 Madonna looks like Lily Rose
>>862930 her photoshopping skills have improved
>>862934 >>862936 >>862937 the azealia and grimes feud continues
>>863625 Grimes is going to Hollywood(cuz she plastic af)
>>863955 >>864510
>>863800 Seth Rogen wants you to forget he is a lifelong best friend of creep James Franco
>>863837 Jlo and Ben saga continues, just sadder this time
>>864199>>863875 kanye wears nylons over head, not to rob a bank but to live in a stadium to record his new album
>>864040 >>864044 Grimes and Jennie from Blackpink in front of boyfriend's rocket
>>864269 rapper DaBaby is a misogynist homophobe, later apologizes
>>865060>>864658 a furby appears
>>864767 is Britney's account handler Jamie Lynn's husband?
>>865070 heiress extraordinare might be pregnant
>>865287 anons old milk about burlesqueen Dita being a narcissistic cunt
>>865290 irrelevant stars trying to stay relevant by not showering
>>865467 Better Call Saul actor collapses on set
>>865720 Variety magazine enables Ryan Adams publishing his whining for labels to give him a second chance after he got caught sexually harassing an underage girl and six other women he 'helped' so he could later ask for favours
>>865771 >>865774
>>865735 Slipknot drummer is dead at 46
>>866315 >>866355
>>866378 Ariana outtakes from her album shoot, leaked from photographers icloud
>>866947 Scarlett Johansson sues Disney for releasing film on stream when contract stated exclusive theatrical release. Disney hits back with muh corona and health of citizens concerns
>>867034 Billie Eilish continues to be dressed like trash
No. 868890
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the previous thread got locked before I could post a link to the new thread, sorry anons!
Anyways, here's a recent cover of new dad Ewan Mcgregor, unrelated to the news but I've been fascinated by the demise of magazines lately
No. 868893
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>>868890Ewan had a son with the PUTA.
His daughters have obviously healed and are the ones to have shared the pics
No. 868894
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>>868893>>868892yes lol. I had no idea
No. 868904
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>>868894its funny to me that she managed to give him a son when he previously had all daughters
No. 869027
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>>868904I never noticed how similar his ex wife and Puta look. Does anyone know why he left his ex? Was it just a typical moid in Hollywood trading up or did something go awry?
No. 869032
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>>869027Yeah, probably just a typical moid midlife crisis affair with a younger version of his type.
No. 869035
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>>869032Oof. I knew I never liked him for a reason. He's a piece of shit.
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No. 869142
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Don't know which thread this belongs in but jeez
No. 869224
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This isn’t milky. Most marriages end in divorce, and most relationships have been dead for years before the divorce is actually finalised. Parental alienation is a real thing that people use to get back at their ex when they feel salty about their relationship going under. Until the kids realise they’re being weaponised. It’s not like MEW is some young bimbo, she’s 36 and a well respected actress. His ex is also dating someone with almost the same age difference between EMG and MEW
No. 869254
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>>868904Ah yes, let us honor Queen Mary Elizabeth Winstead, sole bearer of an heir to the throne of the McGregor dynasty.
No. 869276
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Bruh
No. 869288
>>869262>Father, son and house of Guccimade me lol
Agree with
>>869274 though, it borderline sounds like a parody or caricature
No. 869320
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>>869290here it is. not much different
No. 869326
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>>869318True, I want to be fingered by him, as he cuddles me and places my leg on top of his body. He will gently caress my outer lips and then start rubbing his finger deeper, feeling my syroupy pussy all over his fingers, up and down. I will look at his eyes, and kiss him. Then he will enter me softly with those big hands, and I'll moan everytime he moves his fingers. He will do this until I cum and fall asleep embracing him.
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>>869328Maybe because he was the face for gucci ads in the past? But I also heard that the gucci family hates this movie because it isn't accurate, so I guess this is not really tied to the brand gucci itself and just another vanity project of gaga.
No. 869344
>>869262Kind of unrelated but I hate that comment sections for things like this are just full of spam
>Nonsense spam>SoundCloud or YouTube links>my Mom says that if this comment gets 90000 likes>9 identical posts of some lame "it's the x for me" onelinerI just want to know what people are actually saying!
The Lil Nas X music video was exactly the same, I hate it
No. 869391
>>869262>>869297>>869274Perhaps I'm in the minority, but I'm actually really excited for it.
I don't mind the cheesy Italian accents– I don't think the film is going to be taking itself overly seriously. It adds some camp to a movie about the messy history of a fashion house that ended up having "porno chic" revival. Taking an overly refined and tasteful approach would have been a mistake. It's a Hollywood dramatization afterall, not a scholarly documentary. If the film was actually shooting for authenticity, it wouldn't even be in English.
I think this role is a much better fit for Gaga than her character from A Star is Born. Her look is really suited for powerful Italian women from the 80's. I would love to hear some 80's remixes of her music in the soundtrack.
No. 869424
>>869320offtopic since this is a hate thread but shawn and camilla have such a nice relationship, i was watching some videos of them and shawn is very sweet towards camilla.
The pedo gays that sexualized shawn since he was a child are in such denial and butthurt that he is dating a woman, also i feel like 50% of camilla hate comes from those gay men and 50% of it comes from butthurt normani and fith harmony fans.
Get over it, she said those insensitive comments when she was child and has changed drastically since then and is even taking classes on race to help her understand the insensitive comments she made more and change. Like what more do you want from her.
No. 869425
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I dont wanna shame Selena since this may be lupus related but wow….looks like alot of celebs let themselves go during quarantine
No. 869477
>>869320idgaf about her body, people forget a lot of famous women are like 5'2" and that shit cameras make you look bigger.
but what is up with the expressions she's making in every photo? the first one i thought was a split-second workout face caught by luck but she's doing it in every one
No. 869479
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>>869320her body is totally average (which is fine), but she really does such a disservice to herself by styling her proportions in the least flattering way possible. the short legs/long torso is a bitch, so she needs to hire someone that can figure her clothes out for her.
>>869425the weight suits her, honestly. her round face never seemed quite right on her thin body. Selena has more fortunate proportions since gaining weight, but she's being styled in a way that's flattering for her new fuller figure which is why she looks so much better than Camilla. she'd probably also look dumpy if she was wearing Camilla's clothes.
No. 869550
>>869514how big you are when you're eating just when you're hungry and getting an amount of exercise that isn't damaging your body.
it's what HAES was supposed to be before internet fats fucked it up; do the healthy actions, and accept whatever size you end up as when you're doing the healthy actions. it basically means "not everyone looks like kate moss and that's ok"
No. 869585
>>869458me too
nonny. celebs, they’re just like us!
No. 869599
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ladies, please try to contain your excitement
No. 869724
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>>869465>she looks unhappy and unhealthy Project much? Selener looks fine, not thriving, but fine.
No. 869751
>>869391It's so distracting if you actually know how Italian accents sound
>>869480wow, I did not expect to ever see another foreigner in singapore on here, feel free to email me
No. 869754
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>>869744>>869742>>869732I’m going to hell for this
No. 869786
>>869599did carles from hipster runoff write that headline or is it real
i wish grimes had found a rich boyfriend at mcgill and gone to live in a gated community in ibiza and never bothered the world again
No. 869790
>>869787ty anon. i hate so much when all the comments under some boring celeb pic are "[celeb] looks like she's gonne rip out the throat of whoever she's looking at!" or "damn who she shooting that dirty look at"
i hope to god i never have to work or socialize with people who assume so much from minor expressions
No. 869792
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What's with celebrities and breastfeeding obsession? The child is turning 6 in November.
No. 869819
>>869792Jfc that’s absolutely disgusting.
>can’t say noHow do you want to raise the kid if you can’t say a simple no
No. 869833
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Does Margaret Qualley have any milk?
What I know so far is:
>she has aspergers
>she has tourettes
>probably an eating disorder
>all her relationships have been staged management shit, ostensibly no real bf
No. 869841
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>>869833>she has aspergers>she has tourettes…where did you read this?? Granted, she's socially awkward in interviews but haven't found any information that points to her having these illnesses. I read in a blind item that after Cara Delebrow broke up with her girlfriend, she started having sleepovers with Margaret and Kaia Gerber and they got
really close to each other
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>>869841I'm convinced Cara fucks every woman in her vicinity and definitely fucked all of her friends
No. 869874
>>869865ive always wondered why she was so famous and given so many modelling gigs considering she was not star quality at all so this explains alot
>>869862stop being a scrote
No. 869895
>>869599if this was a lesbian thing she wouldn’t have stiletto nails, or at least have the first two fingernails squared off since the hands are so prominent. missed opportunity to shill this better. don’t know why she just couldn’t make it about female friendship, even if that involves potential romance, this just seems like the last thing she would naturally do. there’s real lesbian performers who deserve her funding and backing.
she destroyed her indie career for a misogynist man using her as an incubator for a preselected male child, doesn’t even pay her which she brags about like a real dumb ass, and his wives had been speaking out forever.
No. 869896
>>869895the fact that she is bragging that she doesnt get money from elon is crazy to me.
Like why would you date a person like Elon without monetary gain and even brag about it.
No. 869940
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>>869896amazes me how she puts up with this sixtillionaire tech retard who has protruding nipples that probably ooze estrogen. literally a fat slob he resembles steven seagal
No. 869967
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>>869964What exactly looks unwashed about her?? You can hate her sure but that??
No. 869978
>>869969what….people are saying that she looks dirty because of the way she style herself (aka the dirty commie hipster fashion style).
Also she doesnt look black at all what are you smoking, her having lip fillers doesnt make her look black. Just bloated.
Also this thread always devolves into grimes sperging or fujo sperging.
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>>869967She gives off n2f energy, she's even dressed like her in this post
>>869599 No. 869997
>>869425>the year of our lord 2021>still believing the "lupus" excuseanon pls. the girl has been an alcoholic and drug addict for like half of her life, it ain't lupus.
>>869987oh man i havent seen this pic since 4chan yeaars ago. She still looks the same tho
>>869833Some people said she got banged on camera by Shia. Like, real sex.
No. 870001
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>>869997>banged on camera by ShiaYou mean that artsy music video of her sister's song, right? It's so forced-artsy. I checked out her sister's songs and even though she's trying to cram as many famous people in her music videos, her career just doesn't take off
No. 870003
>>870002Rainsford - Love Me Like You Hate Me
https://vimeo.com/471151437It has every element of an artsy music video, naked people, awkward contemporary 'dancing', and a long-ass intro until the song actually starts
No. 870006
>>869969>Hear me outI'm about to start disregarding whatever anyone says if they start with this.
Anon, punish yourself for this stupidity.
No. 870023
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>>870001If anything, Rainey is the bigger cow out of the Qualley sisters. She films her music videos with her famous friends like Kaia Gerber, Cara Delabrow, Olivia Sui, Twin Shadows, she was praised by Perez Hilton and she still couldn't ger her break and even her most viewed video has like a hundred thousand views. Even having her sister fuck with Shia Lableurgh on camera couldn't drum up enough interest for her work
No. 870043
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>>870030why does every autistic woman kin grimes
No. 870177
>>870069I understand where you're coming from,
nonnie, but after years of building a parasocial relationship with her fans it's amusing to see.
This is also coming off the tails of her liking a post calling her fanbase embarrassing for exposing her racist homophobe old scrote boyfriend.
And as I said, I don't buy that it was lag. She makes a face right after, and you can see her albeit small movements during the interaction.
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>>870082Yeah she was totally out of it and looks oddly bloated. Drug and/or alcohol abuse would explain her rapid aging too.
No. 870304
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>>870184kek who is lying to this girl
No. 870311
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>>870304Kek her creepy brother
Seriously though, her new album is full of so many sexual references which would be fine if she didn't write and produce the whole thing with Finneas. It's just fucking weird.
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>>869609Grimes might not be the straightest…
No. 870325
>>869449Lupusfag here; yes, it can affect weight gain because it affects the thyroid as
>>869470said. You’re at higher risk for thyroid cancer too
No. 870343
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I hate what I'm about to type but Blake Shelton must have great D game because he has Gwen doing the absolute most. He's not attractive and has a meh personality, especially in comparison to her, so he has to be making it up in the bedroom somehow.
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>>870350^ why tf didn't the image upload? Anyways…
No. 870356
>>870157no she said it in a tweet that was posted a few threads back. i don’t keep up with her but i’m sure if you google it or search her tweets for autism/autistic it will come up. either way she can definitely be weird in peace it’s refreshing, ive never heard her songs and do not care to i just think it is funny she is growing a cute beard. i want her and azalea to drop the act and profess their love for each other though, maybe together they can do something more interesting than whatever is going on.
congratulations on paying your own rent instead of letting someone else do it and damn that’s crazy at only age 18 that’s so cool i’m so relieved that your autism was a false alarm
No. 870359
>>870337Billie's voice is mediocre at best. Unremarkable mezzo soprano with a 2 octave range. Not terrible but she's not standing out either.
She owes her career to her brother, who is a weirdo but a competent producer. What makes her music is the production.
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>>870356Grimes stans stop lying challenge. Google just shows a fan speculating that she might be.
No. 870366
>>870359this is true but he also can't produce for shit outside her. They're both slightly above mediocre and propping each other up.
>>870364grimes fans fuck up this thread every time she's mentioned. her fans really are autistic as fuck and trying to make their queen one of them.
No. 870383
>>870377I was just thinking about this. I don't see many people talk about the things FKA Twigs came forward about either.
Shia is so gross.
No. 870391
>>870359she's less painful to hear than ariana granda but that's about all i've noticed
ot but what's with all the reviewers squeeing about ariana's "chops" when her tragic belting sounds like the christina aguilera impression from family guy
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>>870383Glad I have one ninã on the same wavelength
No. 870449
>>870427i think both she and music label wanted more sexy era next but no one knows what exactly to put on her. she probably has complexes regarding her weight and since she realized men crave seeing her boobs, she put it all on boobs card. as in adapting this "you're all thin but you don't have boobs like this haha" attitude as a cope.
she should've left her hair alone (dye black or brown instead of blond). second throw out those horrible oversized beige shirts, they hide nothing, they actually add weight visually. third, stop awkwardly squishing her arms against her body while on red carpet. dressing elegant but in dark colors would do her more favour. it's stupid that she plans to dress all beige all year, even her sportswear hoodies and pants are beige
>> 870438kek add camila as discomforting
No. 870465
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Blac Chyna (rob Kardashians/Tyga's baby mother) is outting Tyga for liking MTFs, I don't know if she's hacked or not, but I saw some MTF/handmaidens getting mad, when this is old news. The reason we know he likes MTF's is because multiple troons have outted him and were even in the comments saying it's true. It's petty and dumb but if MTF's can out him, why can't she?
Nikita outted him, a pornstar MTF outted him, That troon who got kicked out of Jake Paul's party for not being a "real girl" outted him, random MTF escorts outted him, just the other day I saw a video of a sloppy mtf on tiktok outting him. As far as her saying she loves them too, she does date openly bisexual men (except for Tyga who denied it all), so she probably does have threesomes with MTF's like I've heard.
I know nobody cares but I just thought it was interesting.
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>>870440>>870448I can’t find any good cow pics of them
>>870451No
No. 870479
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>>870467I nominate poot for unspeakable unbearable whatever
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>>870479Why is she called poot lmao
No. 870497
>>870487Billie Bossa Nova sounded like bitches broken hearts and most of the songs were just her talking over a beat.
The only ones I can imagine listening to over and over are “Everything I Wanted” and “Happier Than Ever”. The rest can be tossed.
No. 870528
>>870507You hit it on the head, she needs to get an actual studio outside of her brother and his friends to save money
>>870514*autistic choice
ITS MEDIOCRE, BOO
DONT CONGRATULATE THE BARE MINIMUM
No. 870532
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>>870525>>868889Calling for this to be the next thread pic
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>>870535This was a pain in the ass to do, I’m going to sleep now, nona
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No. 870842
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>>870573>>870581Nta, but I can’t believe she forgot the most euphoric man alive
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Lana always tried to look like Priscilla Presley so in a fucked-up roundabout way her plastic surgeon did their job right by having the outcome be botched.
No. 870951
>>870631if she's done the tumour-shrinking chemo and is still able to have it excised from only her lung prognosis is pretty good!
they wouldn't be doing this if it had spread to other parts of her body
(am cancer anon from previous threads kek)
No. 871125
>>870948Yes, they called out the movie for saying that their grandpa wasn't that ugly.
I'm still excited about it. (Mostly AD though)
No. 871441
>>870842>>871410I know, I'm obsessed with this so much. Must be next thread pic.
Also there's no milk so stop posting happy pics of lana with fans because who cares. We know she's fat now, and she's obviously bloated and not botched. Some anons really want her to be milky but she hasn't been since last year. She literally just writes music and hangs out with her family and friends from what I can see from her insta. Lana's just a boring basic bitch who shouldn't open her mouth on social media, but is hardly a constant source of milk. Can y'all stop now.
No. 871448
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>>871441As the anon who made the pic. Glad my fellow bovine loving sisters enjoy my garbage.
Here’s Charlie Day’s cute butt to close the thread
No. 871449
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I know this isn't milky but since she got slammed so hard for her recent artistic choices, her new album cover is kinda a serve
No. 871513
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I don’t even know anymore kek
No. 871529
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>>871528That’s Lana Del Taco, honey
No. 871561
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>>871554It’s not the same
No. 871566
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>>871550Which absolutely sucks for her kek
No. 871567
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>>870063I got this spotify add after this whole mess happened…
"I fall in love with my fans after each concert" kek
Comments range from "her publicist is shoving her down our throats because they think we like her but we don't" "I see this girl everywhere, I'm sick of it" and "she looks like when shrek takes the clothes from some guys in shrek 2"
https://www.instagram.com/p/CR7JA-jDmsy/ No. 871596
>>871570Yeah, she's one of those damaged baby butterfly ass white girls so ofc she'd wear some inpatient scrubs for the edge factor.
Yawn.
No. 871628
>>871607>The only people who I've met that listen to her BS are 14 year old girls and Coomers. And she's rapidly losing the 14 year olds.Kek, give it one more year and she'll lose the coomers as well
>>871619>He gives me big Ethan Kath/Titanic Sinclair vibesOf course he's just like them, I'm just waiting for the clone now
>>871621Go ahead nonna, I want to hear your thoughts out.
No. 871646
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>>871640oh ok, you're right. lol it's odd how much he resembles Titanic guy, same puffy self-assured stuck up vibes
Anyway Billie's entire concept for this era is sitting in ugly hotels in every promotional photo and video
No. 871647
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I hate this so much. Bimbofication, objectification, sexualization. They're all tools for men. And of course the tranny wants to be sexualized as if he was a female. Fuck men.
No. 871654
>>871643>I just know he's going to blame her for it. These puppeteer scrotes always doOf course, they always do. Fuck them.
I don't hate her either, she's just another girl
victim of a stupid narcissistic man and the industry. I just hate the fact that they had to change her wardrove so fast and so ugly and sexualized and she just stood there and agreed. For money.
No. 871657
>>871643lol don't worry, she won't ever flop, her fans will buy literally anything. if he blames her, she can always wipe her tears with her stacks of money.
that being said i think a lot of worse more fucked up things possibly could have happened to her, this family is weird
No. 871661
>>871619
>With her rapidly declining looksshe was acknowledged for her looks? Always thought she was kinda hard on the eyes.
>>871567How old is she? She's only 20 or something like that right? She looks like a mom.
>>871646What aesthetic is this? It's bad.
No. 871670
>>871657>>871665Yeah I think you’re both right about her family. I get such weird vibes from them, especially her brother. Idk if you guys watched her doc but when she was 16, she was dating at man who was in his 20s. Not blaming Billie, she’s clearly the
victim, but I’ll never understand why her family just sat back and watched. Especially her weirdo brother. If I was a guy and knew some creepy scrote who can’t date within his age range was getting with my little sister I’d go to jail for battery.
No. 871676
>>871665ayrt yeah ofc she has no support system. her parents were all fine with her being 15 and fucking adult dude
do you think he abuses her now? is he rumoured to be aggressive? i had impression she has good contact with her creepy brother. so good they write obnoxious DD/LG themed songs together
No. 871680
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Nice to see some consequences for once even though it won’t last, shame it’s almost all because of the homophobia instead of the blatant misogyny and bringing someone you call a friends abusive scrote ex who fucking shot her after an argument
No. 871696
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>>871693she was called out on this big time this year so she can't continue this anymore. she's still dumb teenager in a lot of ways, she says about growing up but she behaves very immature. same with her brother. some guy criticized his use of autotune and he flipped shit lol. what a cringe
No. 871719
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>>871693Oh, I used to love her, bought her merch too, but I couldn’t stand her fucking interviews with the botched AAVE mixed with general LA speak.
I’m glad she’s stopped it, but, ironically, it was the only thing that made her interviews slightly interesting. She really sounds like she’s stoned all the fucking time and is not an interesting person AT ALL. Her drawings are ass too, disappointing.
(Picrel from her Apple TV doc, for legal reasons, I totally didn’t pirate it)
No. 871723
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>>871646I wish she’d gone with the aesthetic and color palette of her room, I love the cool colors over beige, beige, and more beige.
No. 871747
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>>871567yo did john waters' makeup artist do this? she looks 50. what brand of foundation is that so i can never buy it
No. 871788
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>>869967Would've been better if they did a switcheroo and made it out like she was talking about carpets instead of herself because that might have sold me on it being a nice commercial, those nice carpets
No. 871830
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Y'all think Ryan Seacrest is in the closet?
No. 871833
>>871619idk why you guys keeping praising finneas like he's shit without Billy. His solo stuff is awful and the worst songs Tove Lo has put out in her entire career were down to him. The guy is dating a youtuber, how much more proof do you need he's just as retarded as his sister. They need each other to survive.
All i got from her album is she hates being a celebrity and acts like it's not an active choice she's making for her life, and got groomed by some scrote which she thinks was true love.
>>871712i hope to god youre joking. The fact Billie thinks you can ask an abuser nicely to stop abusing their power shows she doesn't know what the fuck she's talking about.
No. 871856
>>871529My pussy tastes like Pepsi cola,
Would you like a side of fries?
I gotta taste from men who are older.
No. 871906
>>871449woooow I love this cover. I'm shocked it's real. I may even buy a copy of the CD, which I haven't done since Lust For Life. I hope the music is good
>>871474she's a prolific singer-songwriter, as her hundreds of unreleased songs prove
>>871441based Lana enjoyer
No. 871920
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>>871567>she looks like when shrek takes the clothes from some guys in shrek 2lmao i can see it
jokes aside, the worst fear of celebs is to become irrelevant, girl is getting dropped by her fans before she even hits 20, that's going to take a massive toll on her mental health
No. 871964
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>>871936>>871938I no longer hate phenis, I’m glad he stopped his sister from doing this before it got out of hand. I don’t care who uses a “hood” accent or whatever, but you can tell it wasn’t natural for her.
She needs real friends who aren’t hyper-sexual male rappers, making her think this shit is okay.
The doc wasn’t that bad either, but they shouldn’t have done the concert segments, I honestly don’t care about how many people want to hug Billie and whatnot.
No. 871997
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Lol wut?
No. 872027
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No. 872043
>>872016She already has come forward about being abused as a kid, she was groomed by a grown man at 15.
But I wouldn't be surprised if in the future she came forward about her brother or some exec at Interscope abusing her.
No. 872080
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>>872073yeah shes still with him. they’ve been doing a pretty good job of hiding but he still likes all her posts right away. he was just with her at her album party (he’s the guy with the mustache, billie is the blonde)
No. 872086
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this made me kek
No. 872095
>>871997>>872086Why her though?? Arianas brand is more glam/Stacy no? Why would she be featured in fortnight
>>872027Who tf is this
No. 872122
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>>871748I always found her mediocre looking but you're definitely right. Ik a bunch of celebrities often get meme'd into doing drugs and just getting Botox and fillers later on. She definitely had lip fillers though, possible boob jobs to make her weight gain look better, Botox, and the hair alone is completely hideous, she went full Karen completely and she look a million times better without all that fake shit but anything to appease disgusting porn sick males I guess
No. 872124
>>872099>Did she pull a Juliana rmah and lie about her age too? At this point, I'm convinced she did. Explains why her parents aren't concerned about her dating an older guy (aside from them wanting the grooming backstory for plot/album purposes).
Like…sorry, this is a grown ass woman to me.
No. 872147
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Nitpick but why are her hands so big
No. 872148
>>871654i doubt she had a choice, she doesn’t have enough experience in reality to know how this new image would be received, her sources of perspective are all biased to exploit her to make the most amount of money so capitalizing on sexualization and shock value is predictable, and coercion is common with female artists especially if they’re young because there’s no concept of long term consequence. all this proves is how used to sexualization she is, and that removing her clothes wasn’t a big deal because she was already groomed into playing private in home concerts for pedos like jared leto.
also why do you guys keep acting like money is everything and as long as she is making it the trauma doesn’t exist? her own brother is prostituting her and likely has been the only throng she’s known, how is money going to fix that and her brain development?
No. 872149
>>871920>the worst fear of celebs is to become irrelevantShe is already irrelevant. Bitch is flopping hard, people finally figured out her music is boring as fuck, her attitude is shitty, no one cares anymore. Her PR team are the ones pushing her, shoving her down everyone's throats.
>girl is getting dropped by her fans before she even hits 20Good. That's what happens when you go from a "cool girl" to a "sex liberated consumer-friendly" celeb. She was always into DDGL and very money hungry. She was never the girl everyone thought she was and she pretended to be. Besides whispering she has no talent. I hope she gets dropped by her fans even harder.
No. 872157
>>872124let's say it's true they're lying about Billie's age, then they'd be throwing the groomer guy under the bus when in reality she could be 18 at that time, and maybe the guy signed that whole infamous NDA to shut up about her real age… it is weird though how fast she's aging. i don't think she's as seriously vegan as she claimed to be. what about those bags of lays or cheetos
Phenis also looks more than 23
No. 872159
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Any new grimes milk?
No. 872162
>>872122She looks so ugly here lol
>>872095it's because she has this REM character that does crazy animey videogamey stuff so I guess they put her in. Also she already was in Final Fantasy at some point, plus she has a lot of underage fans and fortnite is still popular between children and teens.
No. 872184
>>872142Says “Not Thicc enough to…” “Not…Enough to…”
I can’t read the rest, likely an instagram quote or something
No. 872187
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>>872178She's always been quite shady and weirdly manufactured and forced, I got a bad vibe from her as soon as I heard "you should see me in a crown" and how all of the sudden Billie eilish everything became forced with the TikTok generation considering most teens I knew never been too crazy about her
No. 872190
>>8721872+16=18
Bitch I thought you were 14 when that song was written
No. 872195
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>>871513I gasped at this and immediately looked for more photos. how did she balloon like this? her bf must be in it for the attention/money
No. 872198
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Another shady thing is Billies mother, Maggie may Baird, is in her 60s, I did the math and that means she would've had Billie at 44. So you mean to tell me, this lady had a baby in her mid 40s with zero complications, that just "happened" to graduate at 15, that just happened to became ~a famous talented teenager~ who also just so happens to look 30 at 18 kek.
This is either the world's biggest coincidence and pure luck or she's lying about her age, and if you think the first is the more likely option then idk what to tell you
No. 872201
>>872168Her says she struggles to be “authentic.” But it sounds more like she struggles to form and hold a sentence; most of her interviews fill her dead noise with song instrumentals.
Here I can make an interview transcript right now:
“Sup, I’m Billie Eilish. I like..uh…”
(Bad guy chorus plays for 30 seconds)
“Pizza, yeah, pizza’s pretty good. I ate pizza as a kid, I think. Y’kno?”
(Cuts to video of her rolling on the floor or crying ink)
“Can I say ni—a? Oh, naw? Das crazy. Censor it out then.”
(Quick cut to her staring at a wall, arms waving about)
“Yeah, I’m not your typical musician, I make music. Wait, fuck, I mean, I’m realer than the others.”
(She scrolls through instagram for the rest of the hour, laughing randomly at memes, while a jazzy rendition of her entire discography plays quietly in the background)
No. 872207
>>872187>very manufactured and uglyof course she is, she suddenly was everywhere when her first album came out. And then she became a celeb out of nowhere.
I also hate you should see me in a crown. I wish I had words to describe why but it's just… to forced and cringey.
No. 872208
>>872124I'm convinced too, but the only thing that makes me doubt the theory would be her voice. She sounded like a pre-pubescent child just a few years ago.
I guess vocal training to sound younger? I don't know a little tinfoily but not impossible I guess.
No. 872211
>>872201you forgot about "And this company like specializes… specializes? is that a real word?"
she randomly asked this about most basic words
No. 872238
>>872219I mean, I used to have a "child-like" voice (a bit high pitched, soft) and I now sound like my age (which I'm okay with). I don't think every woman goes through this, but I've definetely seen it in some people. I wouldn't worry too much honestly, if your voice is deep already then it might just continue being the way it is.
Billie though, maybe she was faking her voice all along? I can still talk as if I was younger if I try to but it doesn't come naturally to me.
No. 872246
>>872236Well what's funny is subjective, and me being crude doesn't mean I'm a man or anything like a man.
>>872239 thought it was funny.
>>872244Why do I need to announce my sexuality to make a joke about boobs in a thread where people are mocking how old someone looks and how big their hands are? It's all the same shit in another pile. You can just ignore me if you don't think it's funny, and I would move on and we'd all have a fine and dandy day. Like, I'm not mad that people didn't think it was funny, I still laughed.
No. 872290
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No. 872302
>>872198She and her husband have connects in the music industry, she isn’t lying about her age, she’s lying about Billie’s story of “working hard” for this from talent shows to LA.
It’s all bullshit, they’ve been planning her success and ensuring it by riding the trend of electronic punk aesthetics.
No. 872304
>>871747She looks like a 30 year old hooker, what's with this
fall in love with fans narrative? That's the last thing you want to be saying if you're in the public eye. Her actual fanbase must be miniscule to even risk such a statement. Security at gigs exists for a reason, there are plenty of crazies out there who don't understand boundaries.
No. 872309
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>>872086lmao thank you for this. the slight smile got me.
>>872147her hands have been huge since she did that music video in the mall. I noticed it then and thought it was weird. It's weird I think she just carries weight there? kek
>>872297i feel like this girl is always fighting her own aesthetic?? There's nothing cohesive about this era and it bugs the shit out of me.
Also someone needs to tell her big tits on a fat girl isn't impressive.
No. 872316
>>872309> her hands have been huge since she did that music video in the mallHer hands were huge before that and she's always been aware of it. That's why she always wore those tacky rings and started wearing acrylics, she thinks that it'll make her dick ripper hands more girlish.
> There's nothing cohesive about this era and it bugs the shit out of me. I think she's dressing herself at this point, there's no way a respectable stylist would send her out looking like that. The pieces might be able to work in other situations but all together it looks tacky. Like she ordered everything from Amazon the night before the party. Especially the corset.
No. 872317
>>872299Having crow's feet visible from that distance, and double smile lines at her age is bizarre. I think she's maybe 4-10 years older than stated
and has been taking drugs consistently for the last decade.
No. 872321
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>>872316the corset looks like one of those tacky adidas corsets
No. 872323
>>872304Music is shit, her shock value of age is up,face is botched, body is hopelessly American average and the eccentric style has been overused by popstars since Madonna, her only interesting shock value now is her tits and even then no one seems to care except coomers who aren't gonna spend a dime on her since fat girl tits are unattractive once the bra comes off. She did this to herself and basically shot herself down once her 15 minutes of fame are up and she finishes blowing all the money she has.
Anyway, I give her another 5 or so years before she starts applying at McDonald's or trucker tier strip clubs
No. 872332
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>>872323i think she could maintain fans if she (besides not behaving like a brat/making it all about tits) maintained this style. still e-girl thing but with less tomboyish short skirts and let's say black hair.
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No. 872338
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>>872336and then this comeback to reality
No. 872351
>>872340>>872345I didn't say I had an evolved sense of style. I unironically like the y2k tacky shit.
But styling it is where I'd be stuck.
No. 872355
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>>872332I agree with you nona, or if she was really deadset on wanting to go with the vintage "timeless" look she was going for she could have gone for the Dita Von Teese look (I don't like Dita but she's the example I thought of fastest). Like a Morticia Addams aesthetic if that makes sense, elegant but still mysterious dark and sophisticated. The transition wouldn't have been as jarring as well, and the corsets would actually make a little bit of sense.
No. 872361
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>>872346here’s the prediction
No. 872362
>>872353>>872352Idk mine ballooned while I was on them and when I was inpatient my room mate had the same experience.
We both started taking them before puberty though I don't know if that made an impact.
No. 872373
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>>871513>>872195Late but holy fuck
She was never a looker and I know she had to remove her uterus and that can further fuck your metabolism up, but man, that's extreme
No. 872389
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>>872195her catwalk debut
No. 872397
>>872374I was started on zoloft but then switched to lexapro and then prozac. I was taking the generics versions though.
I don't remember what my room mate was taking but she was flip flopped between SSRIs like me and I think an SNRI at some point.
I don't know it could have just been our genetics because there were plenty of other girls in our inpatient treatment who didn't experience the same effects but who knows.
No. 872411
>>872404I'm on the same boat as you nonita.
If Billie wasn't making people sign NDAs left and right there would be so much milk coming out but obviously she has one person on her team who is a little bit intelligent.
No. 872429
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>>872410well i'm not sure, maybe i measure her by my own opiate experience, but Billie's pupils are often visibly small especially on her blue eyes. smallest pupil is on heroin/morphine but lighter stuff like codeine gives quite small pupils too. i know i know day light etc but sometimes i wonder. if anything she probably just takes pills at most
No. 872433
>>872426Are you searching for their full names?
Even if you are I think there's a way to negotiate/ask to make your public records private. I might be wrong.
No. 872438
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>>872355>>872332She should have gone with a Electra Heart kinda styling if she really wanted to keep the blond hair
No. 872447
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>>872433Yes, birth names. I wasn't aware you could make them private, I was born in CA and looked into it previously and couldn't find anything. All it would show is picrel
No. 872467
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Fetty Wap’s daughter passed away
No. 872478
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>>872389Serving me picrel
No. 872481
>>872453>>872477Not every unfortunate looking chick is trans guys come the fuck on. She has female boneand body structure outside of her man hands.
>>872467Poor baby, she was cute. Wonder what happened to her?
No. 872552
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>>872481No, she does look similar to a younger NikkiTutorials, maybe it’s the same story over again. Now to wait for the coming out video.
No. 872553
>>872552Billie should have kept this style. Now she’s all about ~muh boobs are bigger hatersss uwu~
>>872468Her new album is shit. She is just whispering with annoying repetitive beats
No. 872554
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>>872552Lmao, I’m fucking around, definitely a woman
This photo is killing me though
No. 872555
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>>872553I like her butch/tomboy look, no more 50s crack addict
No. 872559
>>872552She's obviously gained a lot of weight since 2017/2018 and trust me that is where the boobs have come from. She was a dancer/gymnast when she was younger which is where the athletic/boyish figure came from, she had to quit because of an injury and after that she started gaining while going through puberty. If you're the right kind of girl weight gain will go straight on your tits. I went from D to an F just from weight gain.
The obsession with her boobs come from insecurity, she felt shitty about gaining weight so she hyper-fixated on the boobs being an asset to make herself feel better. Fat chicks do it all the time 'i may be a big girl but at least I've got mommy milkers'
No. 872576
>>872555Same here. The fact I used to listen to Billie as an older teen makes me cringe. Ever since I turned 20 I haven’t really enjoyed or listened to her. I guess her music is only enjoyable as a angst teenager
>>872573No. Lana isn’t milky enough for a thread. claire’s only milk is that she’s with chunky Elon
No. 872577
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David Harbour shading Millie’s father hard. Poor kid didn’t stand a chance.
No. 872618
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>>872596Alright, I’m tired of being a bitch on the internet, here’s a kinda cute guy that Billie has working for her. I’d milk his prostate with a pink glitter dildo any day.
No. 872646
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>>872618>this entire postTake that shit to /g/
No. 872666
>>872660Ugly men are more likely to be
abusive nonita
No. 872679
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>>872663>>872666Damn, I can’t even fantasize about pegging a guy I don’t even know without being faced with how men see women as disposable items to be beaten into submission then replaced…
No. 872758
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Another anon posted this on /g/ about DVT.. you know things are bad when you're sponsored by WEN kek so much for her carefully curated image of glamour and sophistication.
No. 872765
>>872754Kek do you actually think she lurks here
Or any other celeb for that matter?
I can see maybe Doja just to troll
No. 872787
>>872206Only brainless scrotes and pickmes play Fortnite. Which are you?
>>872198Honestly starting to believe that Billie is at least in her early twenties. How fucking milky would that be, if it came out that she was lying about her identity/age to appeal to teen fans and cash in on being fake jailbait? I’m rooting for that now just because I think itd be hilarious.
>>872467RIP :(
>>872618Anon he looks retarded. Love yourself.
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No. 872794
>>872789Didn't we discuss this already, but it was Mila Kunis saying this?
Why do they keep telling the world that they don't bathe their children? What's the gain here?
No. 872956
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>>872921>That’s like saying the world is matriarchal because Beyoncé revealed “who run the world.”I'm sorry, but your comment really made me want to share pic related. It's an excerpt from 'All the Lives I want' by Alana Massey. Highly recommended
No. 873088
>>872679your first mistake was fantasizing about pegging a guy in the celebricows thread. like some anon said previously, take that shit to /g/
>>872789why do celebrities keep revealing shit like this? do they think it makes them "quirky" or relatable in some way? or is any attention good attention, including people on twitter making fun of them?
No. 873102
>>872124I don't know, in this video she was about 15/16 and she did look very young in the face.
I think she just aged quickly because of the stress and possible drugs.
No. 873117
>>872924>>872921Stop being so naïve. In the song she explicitly says that she dreamt that she jumped off the golden gate bridge, not that she actually did it. Emphasis on dreamt. Brush up on your comprehension skills nonitas.
If you think that a celeb as big as Billie who's been groomed her whole life for stardom doesn't make the people close to her sign NDAs, you're an idiot. Her family, agents, and label have perfectly tailored her image for years, they're not going to let a couple of scrotes she's fucked around with ruin it that easily.
No. 873121
>>872772I don't know why but the notion of this is so funny to me.
It would make sense kek, this thread is constantly sperging about Lana and Grimes.
No. 873126
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Justin Bieber complains about media making him look "sick and unwell" in his instagram stories
No. 873152
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>>873130wow you weren’t kidding. i think kristen bell’s presence just made me think he had to be decent, she’s a good performer that makes them seems fun, bright, and normal. i just read that kristen had to defend letting their daughters drink non-alcoholic beer because it “made them feel closer to their dad”. fucking yikes. she has a really specific and curated image of positivity and i’m not surprised he only puts in a fraction of the work in the same industry. imagine being one of the stars of a major disney film like frozen and your husband can’t just clean up.
she’s not my style but dudes are crazy for her type, and he’s such a gross slob i wish i was still in the dark about
No. 873161
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>>873083tfw when no sky tea for me when i die
No. 873415
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Why the fuck is she reaching out to this loser?
No. 873434
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just in time to profit off sexualizing my infant
No. 873575
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>>872514actually she died of a congenital heart defect. not sure where you got cancer from because that wasn't reported anywhere.
No. 873590
>>873575I've watched too many "football player dies on the field" videos to not understand why all rich people wouldn't screen their kids through a cardiologist
>>873415tinfoil but I think she's gay af and not bi and is desperately trying to hint at this, see also her miley made me gay!! merch
No. 873674
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>>873665Pregnancy definitely had something to do with it.
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>>873682idk it's hard to tell, it's a possibility. wouldn't the implants fuck with breastfeeding?
No. 873765
If anyone is interested in the Ariana Grande x Fornite event, here's some gameplay about it. Her weapon is called the 7 Rings Mallet. She's also doing a "Rift Tour" (online concert?) with Fortnite. Here are the deets:
https://www.cnet.com/tech/how-to-watch-fortnite-rift-tour-with-ariana-grande/Basically, a "medley" or just a playback of her songs back to back as you play the game, with in-game effects taking place. Nothing too exciting imo
No. 873794
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Olivio Rodgrigo dropped new clothing merch, as expected it’s childish edgy shit that teens as expected have eaten right up, bought shirts from the store, and are complaining about the piss poor quality. Picrel but this is hilarious
No. 873809
>>873806samefag but this was the era that sinead oconnor was vilified for ripping up a picture of the pope in protest of child abuse in the catholic church and britney and xtina and the spice girls were having their albums and merch burned because they were too sexual and garrish.
im not supporting those beliefs at all but again, the times were different and the mainstream was far different from what we have now.
No. 874084
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>>873797I'm as straight as Miley Cyrus, babe.
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No. 874215
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>>873809>>874202She was based, then she joined the religion that says that a Pedophile warlord was the greatest human being who ever lived, Honestly as an ex-Muslim I lost all respect for her
No. 874302
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>>874279To not be the anon, you're being quite defensive,
nonnie.
Hide saged posts and you'll see that the post is still there. It bumped the thread. Not sage, retard.
No. 874328
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>>874215The resemblance is uncanny kek
No. 874355
>>874331No u
This spreg fest is boring as hell. The potential ban for infighting I can catch isn't worth it and it's clogging up the thread. I'll stfu now until there's actual milk again.
No. 874401
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>>874284Yup, Ice-T and his 5 year old daughter alternate sucking on his wifes big fake cocomelons
No. 874403
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Okay tinfoil time; why the fuck are all these freaks suddenly announcing they don't bathe?
No. 874451
>>874418wtf is this. i can tell in central europe countries it's absolutely normal to take bath 2ce a day. better to have dry skin than not bathing. use fucking cream if skin's dry, wtf
As for celebrities not bathing they'll believe any trendy shit about "maintaining beauty" or "health" and pass it on. remember when celebrities stopped eating gluten? don't get why this one became a trend but this is hollywood, there's no logic.
No. 874490
>>874488Why do they do this in Paris specifically?
It doesn't happen in my country.
No. 874492
>>874462It's just Paris and a very specific subway station in Lyon that I won't even name.
>>874472You wish.
No. 874493
>>874488I'm assuming you mean the homeless Sudanese and Eritrean people from that one news article/video. I didn't see that personally, but I did see dog shit.
If it really is all migrants, I don't get why it's just France with this problem. I'm guessing it didn't start with them.
No. 874497
>>874492>you wish Ha ha ha ha ha, yes Its the French people pissing and shitting in the streets
there's a reason street shitters are associated with Africans and Indians
(racebait) No. 874509
>>874422I'm thinking this more and more everyday.
>>874418>>874434>>874451none of you guys know about sulfates and it shows. moisturize and seethe.
No. 874530
>>874529Get over it anon.
No one wants them.
No. 874535
>>874526It's probably a mixed bag tbh. Again i left a long time ago, but when i was still there, most bars closed fairly early, public toilets were pretty much non existent and iirc there weren't public bathrooms in the Metro (which also closed super early) either. Not that any of my homegirls enjoyed pissing on the streets either, especially because of all the perverts, but we didn't really have any other options.
My male friends pissed everywhere tho but men are just gross.
No. 874537
>>874529I'm talking about the smell and bathroom habits.
Come to think of it, even the parts of the ME and African countries I've lived in/been to didn't have that permanent piss odor. Paris is truly unique.
No. 874550
>>874541If you have any new celebrity milk then contribute.
If not, then let us keep talking about stinky pissy Paris nonner.
No. 874579
>>874567I went one time for Valentines day after Mardi Gras. Never again.
San Francisco and Portland are a little stanky too.
No. 874586
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>>874541right??? this thread has been completely hijacked by spergs and they need to quit derailing
No. 874595
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>>874556Rome smells normal and people don't shit or piss in the street or anything crazy like that, but they do litter more than in northern countries (in my experience more than in Paris too, though I've only been twice and to the nicer touristy areas so I wouldn't really know). The worst sight you'll come across is overflowing garbage bins like picrel because public services are bad in general
No. 874625
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>>874586Not very milky but something to talk about besides what places stink kek.
Does Billie seriously think she's fooling anyone? She's definitely gotten lip fillers, maybe some kind of tit augmentation, and something done to her chin/neck. I don't buy that she has a fat girl body without any little bit of double chin, although she has been looking a little bit more bloated in that area recently.
>>874586Kek if you have some milk to contribute then spill it,
nonnie. Sperging about other people sperging is just as annoying.
No. 874672
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Not exactly the same angle but you can seen her lips have definitely plumped up over time. She had naturally large lips to begin with though.
It's weird because she if her lips aged like the rest of her face they'd be papercuts by now.
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>>874659i really don't think it's far fetched that these are natural given her size. she's not by any means skinny. there are some people that just have weight going straight to their breasts… i'm not one of them lmao but there are people. really the best way to tell would be if she ever got into something extremely revealing like a bikini, implants ALWAYS defy gravity and hers look like they have natural sag at least.
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>>874418Just say you can’t bathe without the aluminum and sulfates trapping your natural piggy stink because europeans haven’t learned to survive in hotter climates. Lmao sorry for this again but remember picrel? Britfags literally thought 75 Fahrenheit was skin-tearing??? KEK sorry I’m done
No. 874686
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>>874672>she had naturally plump lips thoughHuh? What exactly about her lips on the left look plump anon are you fucking blind? No, picrel are plump lips. If your lips look like that I’m so sorry to tell you that you’ve been lying to yourself because you are not a big-lipped bombshell and neither will Billie
No. 874687
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Opinions on this outfit?
>>874647i remember there were photos from before Billie's fame where she's still thin, has silver hair and poses in front of mirror in public toilet with some other girl, she was dressed like a typical egirl circa 2014, white tennis skirt and yellow tank top, she already had bigger tits. sorry i can't find this photo now but some anons probably know this photo
No. 874696
>>874686Kek my lips are slits so I guess I don’t have a good grasp on what’s big. I guess I meant for a slice of white bread, she had bigger lips than the rest of us
>>874691Yes bestie clearly I do kek
No. 874701
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>>874686…you need to stop. act bratty and you're gonna get called monkey lipped which is a lot more realistic than "plump". pic related is plump. not saying billie's natural lips were exactly plump but let's not pretend prototypical black person lips are the definition of plump.
No. 874738
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>>874672she used to have normal lips, with upper lip quite thin. her fans who say she always had plump lips use the fact that it's hard to compare cause she always smiled in her teen photos (which made them a bit thinner) but now she just does sad pouting. found more photos and i think she could just overline upper lip with lipstick to make it bigger but nope, had to start loading fillers
No. 874748
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>>874739I also found this during the search and her boobs look similar to now? not here to boobsperg though
No. 874759
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>>874753Just google "billie eilish tenis skirt" I got a bunch of her from back then in the related images
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>>874759yeah she used to dress more girly, skirts etc. she already had silver hair and lip fillers. later all that was deleted from insta. idk how popular she was but i heard she had some decent following and showed more skin.
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i didn't know but seems in the very beginning they tried more girly Billie style. these are early professional promo shoots. pastel tumblr style etc.
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kek
No. 874827
>>874811>>874814come to think about it, she changed drastically every 2 years or so, style wise and attitude/things to tell journalists wise. every teen experiments with style but it was interscope who experimented with her style. maybe that's why her new era is crass, she doesn't know what she really likes.
>>874813ocean eyes and that first yellow EP in a soft choir cafe soundtrack voice type with soundcloud beats, sometimes i forget about that phase
No. 874831
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i don’t think she has implants, here’s a pic from a 2020 video, looks naturally saggy to me. there’s some clips of her jumping up and down and they seem pretty saggy and heavy. those button down outfits have got to go though, it doesn’t compliment her shape at all & if she’s going to stay that weight she should learn how to dress it. her corset/leather pants outfit was a step in the right direction
No. 874841
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>>874831Are you talking about this outfit nonner?
She did take a step in a direction. That’s all I can say though.
If she wants to keep going with the corsets she needs to invest in an actually decent one that will shape her, the boning in this one is warping around her body it’s not flattering at all. She can afford it. Don’t even get me started about the silhouette of the outfit, and the awful button down shirt she wore over it to hide her arms.
No. 874851
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>>874701>monkey lippedLol
(enough already) No. 874864
>>874841yes
nonnie, it’s this one. and i agree with you. her stylist clearly just got her any old cheap corset that doesn’t even fit her well and literally made her look even more pregnant, which is the whole reason she started wearing corsets kek. she and her stylist have 0 idea how to dress her body & it’s embarrassing.
she’s clearly insecure about her weight so idk why she hasn’t hired a dietitian and personal trainer….seems like she hasn’t even bothered going to the gym ever since those viral pap pics
No. 874897
>>874887You’re missing the point,
nonnie. Billie preaches self-love and on several occasions has called models out for denying they had any form plastic surgery when it was clear they did, and in turn set unattainable expectations for women. She’s doing the same thing and being a hypocrite, yet no one calls her out. If she was honest, it wouldn’t be milk.
Make a separate thread about how Europeans stink, I think that would be a good idea so it doesn’t clog up this one.
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In actual celeb news, Britney Spears gets her first iPad at 39 and calls it a "groundbreaking day."
I feel so sad for her.
No. 874909
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>>874903Can someone give me a run down of what rights she’s stripped of? So tired of scrolling past memes and walls of hashtags to see what’s actually happening to her.
No. 874911
>>874909Forced IUD that can't be removed
Forced to perform against will
Father controls finance
Father controls mental health treatments
Controlled social media presence
She wants to get married and have more children but literally cant. She can't even say hi to her fans without someone typing it up for her.
No. 875004
>>874804my sister started listening to her when ocean eyes came out and this is how i originally remember her kek
soft pastel tumblr teen girl
No. 875042
>>874964her psychostans should for sure. what an embarrassment.
>>874960 is right
No. 875054
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Igloo Australia gets mad at a fan for posting chart numbers. The original tweet was deleted.
No. 875265
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Who do you think has had more procedures between Ariana and Grimes? Lorry Hill recently did a video on Ariana’s plastic surgery and said she thinks she’s had about 6 procedures including two boob jobs? Not sure how much work the filters do but she’s starting to look like a Bratz doll.
No. 875278
>>875274Never saw the appeal
She looks like a little girl
(integate) No. 875351
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>>875340This is a bad pic as is, but it seems like instead of getting 'natural' Grimes like this, which was more common before Elon, so many of her insta pics are of her trying to look as young as possible. I think she initially started getting work done for that reason.
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''never posted a thirst trap before'' lmao the elon effect
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>>875370What’d she do to you? I personally loved Matilda.
No. 875441
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>>871513Why? She looks awful
No. 875454
>>871513What's up with Lena's weight gain? I remember her being chubby in like 2012 but that she recently lost some weight in 2019 and was looking pretty good like in here
>>875441. (Apparently it was due to endo?) Now she's even fatter than she was before? Wtf is up with that? I also don't feel bad for talking about her weight because celebs can afford healthy food and home gyms even if there is a pandemic.
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>>875454I really can't understand how something like this can happen to a celeb. And a weight like she has right now is definitely dangerous… especially around the belly. jfc.
No. 875495
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>>875340she straight up looks like she could be his edgy daughter.
No. 875536
>>875495Forget that pro-Ana bitch. Elon has some juicy tits.
Dropping rhymes is this nonna’s only crime.
No. 875563
>>875554Ok, I understand you
had to get this out of your system, but I’m tired of these games. I’m so fucking tired you. You ragged whore, I ask one simple question and all I get is a mockery of my mother. Mock her name again, I dare it. I will find you. I will tear you limb from motherfucking limb and feast upon your flesh, savoring the taste of yet another useless tramp.
No. 875579
>>875571Wrong,
>>875536 is funny
No. 875582
>>875579Thanks you for the compliments, still wanna suck on Elon’s tits
(Instrumental break)
No. 875655
>>875639I second Beyoncé.
Also Jennifer Anniston.
No. 875697
>>875660TERF Beyonce would be as devastating to HSTS as
TERF Miku is to weeb AGPs. I'd love to see it.
No. 875725
>>875483How do you exaggerate drooping your eyes, anon?
>>875528Go racebait somewhere else, papercut lips.
>>875598Thinking long and hard about this, because I want it to be someone powerful and shocking in a way that pisses as many troons off as possible while also making normies reluctant to give in so easily so that it peaks some people because they refuse to cancel their fave for the sake of troons… someone whose reputation and opinion is respected…. my top choices are Harry Styles, Beyoncé, TSwift and Britney Spears. Brit is #1 for me.
I like/support Britney and don’t want to see her cancelled or having any more troubles, but it
would be interesting to see people being conflicted to cancel/attack Britney if it were revealed she was a
TERF because of all the #FreeBritney stuff going on + her mental state + how much of a gay icon she has been for decades. It would divide the LGB/T for sure.
I could see lots of people peaking while defending Britney from the nastiness troons would spread about her in retaliation. Theyd call her a hag, attack her looks/body, claim they’re hotter than Britney ever was
kek I can see it now.
Britney is beloved and almost everyone wants her to succeed. I feel like if it came down to it, a lot of people would choose supporting Britney and being on her side over troon-pandering. I’d like to think so, at least.
No. 875728
>>875725>>875725Sameanon, now I’m posing a question.
Who do you think social media would side with if Britney Spears posted a video saying:
Hey all, I just wanted to get on here to tell you guys that trans women are not real women! If you have a penis or a neovagina, please get away from me and stop trying to invade women’s spaces. If you haven’t had SRS yet, please just go ahead and castrate yourselves now and fuck off, or get therapy and try to fix yourself — though you’re probably irreparable at this point. If you have had surgery, go dilate and cry about how you’ve permanently fucked your body up and nobody will ever love you or your internal genital fur. Have a nice day, everybody! Britney or the trans community?
Who wins in the court of popular opinion?
No. 875737
>>875725The gays would mobilize against the troons in a second if she revealed herself as a
terf.
No. 875754
>>875725If it was Britney her father and his team would use this as an opportunity to claim she really is mentally ill and without their influence, because he and the rest of the parties involved in the conservatorship are 100% lgbtqiaoriwkronajdiis+ friendly. Then her HSTS and handmaiden fans would try and guilt the other fags and normies who support her into seeing this as evidence that her mental state has deteriorated into “bigotry” as a result of her abuse. I couldn’t see Harry and Taylor peaking more than a few aidens and some normies. Taylor would probably have less of a hit to her career than Harry. And I’d imagine Bey would take the smallest hit out of the 4 if it was her. I think Nicki would fair pretty well if it was her, too.
>>875598Fiona Apple because I love her. Elon and Grimes because they’re retardedly wealthy and the meltdowns would be amazing, especially when so many troons are on their side because Azealia is a big bad
terf. Troons aren’t the people buying teslas so I can’t conceive how they’d be able to hurt the couple.
No. 875755
>>875737>>875744>>875751Gay men literally only care about being degenerates, posting drag queen gifs and movie clips of women acting "#fierce"
they literally can't be expected to do anything
No. 875756
>>875725>It would divide the LGB/T for sure.I don't know, they have to be politically correct and support whatever new agenda is woke and hot now.
If conservatives haven't divided and conquered the lgb/t movement now, it's hard that anyone else would.
No. 875760
>>875598Ariana Grande. The seething would be hilarious.
Her, Fiona Apple, or Grimes.
No. 875778
>>875754If it was Beyonce, they'd write think pieces on how black people should never be rich and always be poor because blah blah capitalism ruins the progressive movement (aka they're mad because they can't cancel her and take away her career).
If it was Taylor Swift, they'd just bring up her being white as proof she's always been the ultimate evil.
I agree Nicki Minaj would have an easier time, if only because most of her fans are like…not normal. Like, they don't care that she's dating a sex offender, they will defend her to the end. This is also true for Ariana Grande, except a lot of her fans are HSTS, so there'd be a hilarious mass meltdown that'd never really touch her.
This is random, but I think Poppy would take almost zero hits too, because her fandom is doggishly loyal, and a large percentage of them are waifufag scrotes who never liked trannies. Lily Rose Depp also has like the whole, "cool girl" cigarette waif Red Scare stan fandom going on, so she could start off a whole renaissance of being a trendy cryptoterf (which is already kind of a thing). She's big enough to make some impact with her opinions if they're ever exposed, but not big enough to effectively cancel. Any hit pieces would just be met with eye rolls, but she'd definitely influence some people.
Alexa Chung and really anyone else big in fashion, but "snooty", have a similar sort of immunity, if you know what I mean. Kylie Jenner is another who'd cause mass rage like Ariana, but not get any real consequences because she's already rich and mass-worshiped. Nothing to lose.
No. 875792
>>875450nta but just because you think it's ok for artists to have 0 input in their own careers doesn't mean the rest of us are and it doesnt mean thats how other artists work. go stan elsewhere, retard.
>>875462she gets off on looking like a giant toddler. im convinced
No. 875793
>>875783I didn’t say I thought it was true,
nonnie. Just that it would be funny if she was.
No. 875794
>>874147Why is Nicki such a cunt, honestly?
Let’s not forget she seems like such a pickme. Say what you will about Beyoncé but at least Jay Z is relevant. Nicki literally married a literally who rapist.
No. 875796
>>875783Ed Sheeran anon, please.
>>875780I still remember when one of her PR people (a gay scrote) sent a package to the pedo tranny Alok, and she fired him because she didn't cosign that, lmao. I don't think she's GC/radical feminist (or very feminist at all, aside from the typical pop feminist/libfem "Who run the world, girls" thing), but at the same time, she's a Texan mother in her 30s, and she gave mild Regina George/rich teen mean girl vibes back when she was way younger and would actually be "herself" in interviews. She probably has a few "trad" or non-PC thoughts that match that. She never really boldly states any opinions, just puts out pop music/typical PR stuff, does photo ops and minds her business, so a "leaked DMs with JK Rowling" thing would make sense.
No. 875802
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>>874147This is so cringy.
1/2
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No. 875807
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>>875802>>875803why are they even arguing about such a retarded non important thing? Bang Bang is Ariana's song at this point and she hates it too.
No. 875817
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>>874241>>874256>>874279They wrote 'Anonymous' in the email field not sage, hence not saged, dummies.
>>874244 is right.
>>871513Late but this guy is a slob. Not surprised she has ballooned up being with him, he's probably her feeder.
No. 875886
>>875725It's a very special day astrologically about truths. Let us all manifest a celebrity comes out as a
terf today.
No. 875888
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No. 875890
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>>875888Really wonder how her face looks like in person when she moves it like laughing or so. Must like mask at this point. So creepy.
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No. 875980
>>875807>2018It’s been 3 years, nonna
This milk is expired
No. 875984
>>875598ERW gives off crypto
TERF vibes and I don’t know why
No. 876007
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>>875619>>875806>>875760Grimes already had her
terf callout
No. 876129
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Trevor from The Whitest Kids U Know is dead. Post your WKUK gifs ladies.
No. 876183
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>>876175>>876178>anti-racism is cringe may god have mercy on this shit diarrhea thread holy shit
No. 876308
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Jamie Lynn Spears posted on her Insta an audio of her 3 year old daughter “I’ll be okay mom, it has to be okay.” First story was the same post but with no audio. Think she posted this to get the heat off her over Britney’s conservatorship?
No. 876370
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I don't watch Real Housewives, but this is kind of funny.
No. 876434
>>871964>>871978AND ON HER PILLOWS. WHERE SHE RESTS HER HEAD.
>>873794>>874309I thought she was some random Target model at first…
>>874403Oh my god I'm
>>865466 and currently am in heaven.
In all seriousness, though, I think "they" are preparing us like
>>874421 and
>>874422 have mentioned. We'll probably have to boil our own water or pay extra for it. I think it's a good idea to start collecting seeds now if you haven't started already.
No. 876471
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>>875552Okay monkey ass mouth.
(racebait) No. 876706
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So I'm not sure to what extent does Amanda Knox count as a celebrity but thought this story was interesting and I'd post here: a director made a movie that was inspired by Amanda's experiences in Italy and she's really vocal about not liking it and how the director did not reach out to her and how irresponsible it is to make a movie like this because she still lives with the consequences of what happened and how her 'identity is exploited'…I feel so torn about this, because I think she's innocent but like…if I was wrongly accused of murder, I would be glad to fade into obscurity afterwards, try to forget everything and just live my life as peacefully as I fucking can and it's so weird to me how she's constantly bringing attention to herself and giving interviews and making documentaries and things like this. The plot of the movie is this (and the director changed several things about Knox's story):
>Abigail Breslin plays Allison Baker, a young woman from Stillwater, Oklahoma, a visiting American student who has been convicted of murdering her lover and is now serving time in prison there. Matt Damon plays Allison’s dad Bill, a construction worker. He comes out to Marseille (presumably on a tourist visa, though he appears to stay indefinitely, doing building-site jobs) . But now he is consumed with the need to solve the case, prove his daughter’s innocence and catch the guy who actually did it.
No. 876741
>>875528>>876471>Racebait>>875552>Not racebaitWhy isn't
>>875552 banned for racebait and for responding to racebait? Oh yeah I forgot, black people can't be racist, only whites are racist. That some retarded BLM logic right there lmao keep pulling that race and
victim card hypocrites.
(complaints go in /meta/) No. 876754
>>876739>>876741Not all bans are redtexted, moron. Notice
>>874851 was redtexted (even though it didn't explicitly mention any race), and
>>874703 was explicitly redtexted for racebait? Ignored that because it doesn't fit your narrative, huh? Stop shit-stirring.
No. 876780
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>>876758Obvious bait to get me redtexted so
>Okay monkey ass mouth(took the bait) No. 876827
>>876804>>876812Same poster as
>>876780>>876741Try harder and grow some lips.
(stop responding to bait) No. 876829
>>876795That moment when you're a super confident queen
>Compliments themselves on lolcow in their own failed clapbackWow anon you're so secure and self-assured, slay queen
No. 876835
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These two bitches are calling the paparazzi on themselves every other day, this attention thirst is seriously embarrassing
No. 876840
>>876833You wish there was dick on the other side of the screen.
Keep dreaming.
(go back) No. 876991
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this 9/11 benefit will probably be worse than 9/11 was
No. 877042
>>876991https://www.cnn.com/2021/08/09/entertainment/jon-stewart-pete-davidson-9-11-event/index.html
>some of comedy's biggest names>Amy Schumer, Bill Burr, Colin Jost, Colin Quinn, Dave Attell, Dave Chappelle, Jay Pharoah, Jimmy Fallon, John Mulaney, Jon Stewart, Michael Che, Pete Davidson, Ronny Chieng, Tom Segura and Wanda Sykeskek
No. 877058
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>>877038Yeah, it's boring. Picrel is probably boring too, sorry lol. But I just stumbled across it and thought UK anons might be interested? Kimberly Walsh is 1/5 of British pop group Girls Aloud.
No. 877076
>>876991Why are they still doing 9/11 benefits 20 year later… seems like there are more pressing issues rn
>>877038but france literally reeks. You’re probably just used to the smell.
No. 877088
>>877076A lot of the original first responders at ground zero are just now coming down with cancers and various other serious illnesses due to the
toxic dust they inhaled, and they've basically been left to foot the medical bills themselves, so if the money is going to them I can see why. That being said this lineup is fucking awful. Literally nobody likes Amy Schumer and calling Pete Davidson a comedian is a huge stretch.
No. 877112
>>877038Deal with it frenchfag. You're stinky, your country is stinky and all you do is produce smelly rotten cheese no one asked for. It's like you French have a fetish for the most pungent smelling things. Must be the big noses you lot have.
Even other euorfags write literary works about the smelly French and their big noses.
Perfume: The Story of a Murderer is set in 18th century France and is about a French orphan with a big French nose who has an exceptional sense of smell. This orphan becomes a perfumer who later kills young virgin girls for their scent to make perfumes. Fuck the French.
(L'UTILISATEUR A ÉTÉ MIS AU PÂTURAGE) No. 877126
>>877112Based, anon.
>>877115Seethe.