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No. 840108

Anything goes here.

No theme, no venting, no discussion about anything, you come here to be an absolute retard and shitpost. Post whatever you want. Bark if you want to. However, global rules still apply, don't infight, don't post nsfw shit, don't be racist, etc

Previous mental impairments:

No. 840121

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Whenever I see fanart of this dude he's so fucking fine, but I don't even watch or read these series

Sidenote: korean straight fujos that are into tiddies are the most based fujos on the planet, bless them and those who follow their steps

No. 840284

File: 1624888918424.jpg (67.8 KB, 800x558, 555.jpg)

all hail twigberus

No. 840294

when you say tiddies do you mean man tiddies

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No. 840469

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No. 840478

File: 1624901223137.jpg (45.76 KB, 314x270, 454545.jpg)

I've never seen men with these types of pecs, My ex was pretty cut and his Pecs are like picrel

No. 840480

I hate Bruce Lee's body. I can recognise it anywhere lol.

No. 840484

well he slightly less cut, but yeah Bruce lee was one of his Idols

No. 840490

File: 1624901796800.png (Spoiler Image, 1.36 MB, 1166x886, peak_pecs.png)

I just shake my head when I see a man with a FLAT chest. Men should all have muscle titties like picrel. Those are peak pecs.

No. 840491

that's not really muscle though its fat, seems your mixing up skinny fat with muscle

No. 840495

fat fucking boobs fuck yeah

No. 840505

File: 1624902830726.jpg (245.01 KB, 1959x1189, smug dangerroomp.jpg)

i have lost a total of one (1) (all) braincell(s) today

No. 840510

File: 1624903169332.jpg (Spoiler Image, 75.62 KB, 646x263, 1613726999191.jpg)

You can have big tits and muscle definition, though. Not only does it look better imho but it also makes the dude actually stronger. That's why strongmen and powerlifters usually have a higher body fat %

Also yes, it is

No. 840511

Also who has that tiktok video of the dude touching his tiddies?

No. 840517

Yeah but he had actual breast tissue due to a condition

No. 840522

File: 1624903848570.gif (993.97 KB, 500x280, tumblr_mkuxeqUQmo1qcbq9jo2_500…)

wwwwww ewrwrwrwr ruuuuubmbmbmbmww

No. 840523

Has he confirmed it?

No. 840524

Bitch wtf that dude is not skinnyfat and those are clearly muscle tits

No. 840533

File: 1624904443482.png (Spoiler Image, 709.66 KB, 541x864, 90840932740932.png)

Oh shit we talking about tiddy I'm here for it

No. 840540

File: 1624904945721.jpg (404.73 KB, 1044x2048, d254477e96bd65dfe92aabbd81de77…)

Learn how to draw them correct, nonnetinas

No. 840541

is that the news game bug

No. 840548

That's very nice thanks. I was just thinking about how these koreans always draw such disgusting disproportional figures with balloon pecs and tiny waist, I don't understand why they think that is attractive

No. 840551

Nah he is just spinning cuz he's bored

No. 840581

You are right, it is mostly Koreans who draw these weird tit pecs on males, I mean have they never seen an IRL Muscular male
Unless your a bodybuilder or have some fat mixes on, most pec muscles on males are flat

Hell I'm 99% sure anons who talk about bara titties ae virgins

No. 840587

Does Asia use a circle instead of a tick? That's interesting. Is that why gaming consoles have a circle?

No. 840589

Yes and yes

No. 840591

nta but mind=blown

No. 840593

look at this shit, there are like academic studies of male anatomy but when it comes to women it’s hur derp fat booby ass and stomach. fuck this shit, fujoshis influence the way how women look

No. 840599

…Literally only japan does this

No. 840608

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Nah, korea does it too, but maybe it's japanese influence, idk

>have some fat mixes on
That's literally it, nobody said male tit is dolely muscle, it's obviously a mix

>99% sure anons who talk about bara titties ae virgins

Try harder
You made me post ugly kpop man, don't make me post ben swolo as well

No. 840615

those don't seem natural, like at all

No. 840624

My asshole is stupid small like I feel like it never grew with the rest of me and it's not a fucking flex, imagine bleeding every time you shit because you can feel even your small, tiny shits stretching out your asshole, it's disgusting

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No. 840630

File: 1624910281291.jpg (52.84 KB, 590x320, main-qimg-e314cefff259226b206d…)

You know it's the shitposting thread when people refuse to believe that you can be strong, have a little bit of fat and drink water at the same time. I wonder how many here go to the gym, because it's honestly not that rare

Are obviously over exaggerated, but these
Are obviously attainable and are probably easier than the bodybuilder dry cut look

No. 840633

I don’t care if his tits are fake, those look nice and I want to put my face between them.

No. 840646

You think because there's one pic of a Japanese anatomy guide (it's shit, btw, go look at actual pics of men's chests instead of this stiff crap) there aren't any for women?

No. 840690

dont forget that a lot of the actors who were in superhero franchises did a ton of steroids. It's super common in films now where men need to have shirtless scenes to roid themselves up and it's not natural at all

No. 840703

god they look so soft and squishy. I wanna squeeze them heheheh

No. 840709

File: 1624914300255.png (175.68 KB, 742x796, witch.png)

Watching Siempre Bruja and God I wish Colombia was real

No. 840713

I'm fucking angry today for NO FUCKING REASON

No. 840714

Bara tiddies look too much like actual breasts and it's off-putting, there I said it!!

No. 840722

I love cece can we claim partial ownership of her?

No. 840727

File: 1624915844639.png (738.32 KB, 690x900, capybara.png)

Cece belongs to us all.

No. 840731

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your recommended articles

wikiHow: How to Introduce Two Admins

No. 840732

agreed. they're gross

No. 840733

Shit take, bara tiddies are great.

No. 840737

Call it what it is: gyno.

No. 840741

She's so much better than that ugly ass frog.

No. 840746

File: 1624917611895.jpg (10.56 KB, 236x236, b9da5aa2ca74e0d74bef17dbc9fb28…)

eeh, not trying to tell you what you should like but they are not always overtly female-like, I also hate when they are drawn that way because I still like males, not real tits.

I remember when I was looking for jotakak doujins and there was this was which the "plot" was that all of Jotaro's muscles turned into fat and the cover was Kakyoin fondling his chest and it just looked too much like actual tits and Jotaro just looked like a manfaced pre op fakeboi, gross
Speaking of which, once I saw a Jotakak doujin where Kakyoin was a MtF troon. Just….

couldn't bother to find a better res pic

No. 840751

Anon go to the doctor

No. 840752

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No. 840755

Who is this? Adam driver?

No. 840763

>Also yes, it is
not trying to be rude, just thought it was funny


No. 840786

where is this from, nonny? i know it's the forbidden man but sauce

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No. 840800

It's from BTS clips from Star Wars, unfortunately he never used clothes like that for any movie
please ignore the shit music/editing, this was the only youtube video I could find with it.

No. 840804

i love you and i hope you have a great life, thanks

No. 840806

God I wish that was me

No. 840824

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Would you marry him?

No. 840828

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NO but I WOULD call him A- A-

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No. 840836

Give me that tea biscuit uh uh
I'll make you eat that tea biscuit
Be pourin that bisquick, but I'm not bakin pancakes today, sir

No. 840838

Slam poet

No. 840854

I wish I got this joke

No. 840868

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Love you too and ditto, nonalina

No. 840914

File: 1624929685370.jpg (80.89 KB, 1024x573, 27e.jpg)

someone posted a long-ass smut fic of my #1 husbando and i have a lot of snacks, it is a good night anons.

No. 840918

Ayrt, I didn't even notice that last line on the post lmao

No. 840934

File: 1624931588911.png (448.99 KB, 413x448, 4732084732074.png)

I'm currently in the midst of a heat wave and I am living for it. I have no AC but seriously couldn't give less of a shit about melting and marinating in my own sweat. I'm one of those people who is constantly cold in anything sub 80F and always suffering from low level hypothermia. It's now over 100 degrees and my hands and feet are finally warm for the first time in years. I would much rather combust any day. DESTROY ME YOU BIG BURNING BITCH, PRAISE THE SUN

No. 840943

i'm the reverse, i once fainted in spring weather

No. 840976

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I saw this on Twitter and it's so relatable frustrating and depressing at the same time idk where to post it, so here it is

No. 841006

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No. 841017

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oobi, I hate to go

No. 841018

I dont fucking know how to talk like you guys

No. 841022

try harder newfag

No. 841027

File: 1624944357600.jpg (168.92 KB, 1200x1655, 1624909922287.jpg)

If he really thinks we're the devil, then let's send 'em to hell
If he really thinks we're the devil, then let's send 'em to hell
If he really thinks we're the devil, then let's send 'em to hell

If he really thinks we're the devil, then let's send 'em to hell
If he really thinks we're the devil, then let's send 'em to hell
If he really thinks we're the devil, then let's send 'em to hell

If he really thinks we're the devil, then let's send 'em to hell
If he really thinks we're the devil, then let's send 'em to hell
If he really thinks we're the devil, then let's send 'em to hell

If he really thinks we're the devil, then let's send 'em to hell
If he really thinks we're the devil, then let's send 'em to hell
If he really thinks we're the devil, then let's send 'em to hell

If he really thinks we're the devil, then let's send 'em to hell
If he really thinks we're the devil, then let's send 'em to hell
If he really thinks we're the devil, then let's send 'em to hell

If he really thinks we're the devil, then let's send 'em to hell
If he really thinks we're the devil, then let's send 'em to hell
If he really thinks we're the devil, then let's send 'em to hell

If he really thinks we're the devil, then let's send 'em to hell
If he really thinks we're the devil, then let's send 'em to hell
If he really thinks we're the devil, then let's send 'em to hell

If he really thinks we're the devil, then let's send 'em to hell
If he really thinks we're the devil, then let's send 'em to hell
If he really thinks we're the devil, then let's send 'em to hell

If he really thinks we're the devil, then let's send 'em to hell
If he really thinks we're the devil, then let's send 'em to hell
If he really thinks we're the devil, then let's send 'em to hell

No. 841028

Bark bark bark bark

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No. 841061

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No. 841067

Fuck marry kill: doja cat, ariana grande, princess nokia
take your picks

No. 841071

Fuck nokia, marry Doja kill Ariana

No. 841084

Fuck Ariana, kill PN, marry Doja

No. 841087

Nokia is already my embarrassing wife so that one's easy, then I'm fucking Doja cause there's no way I'm touching Ariana

No. 841094

marry ariana, fuck nokia and kill doja (sorry dojafags)

there used to be a whole FMK thread but it died lol

No. 841098

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No. 841108

fuck ariana, kill princess nokia, marry doja

No. 841119

can i hold him?

No. 841130

Wooooooooow impressive

No. 841135

in awe at the size of this lad. absolute unit

No. 841254

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No. 841275

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No. 841329

File: 1624976486914.jpeg (51.42 KB, 637x358, coven.jpeg)

Every man’s story ends in death… but we are not men and we will not die.

No. 841356

Wtf source on this pic, that art is amazing. I love nuns

No. 841363

new vegas vibes intensify

No. 841456

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No. 841477

File: 1624985043336.jpg (50.45 KB, 400x298, 8504385043534.jpg)

Combined we would just make one boring normal person, but seperately we are the goddesses of ice and fire. Too dysfuncti—I mean powerful for this world

No. 841505

File: 1624987152807.jpg (64.76 KB, 500x500, o9o60b4u-Wi1tinr.jpg)

whatchu eating

No. 841561

File: 1624989821166.jpg (58.66 KB, 1080x574, 20210629_134213.jpg)

No. 841590

Awoo, true to Caesar

No. 841625

I want a chonko like this!!

No. 841641

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No. 841642

salted caramel and dark choco almond kind bar

No. 841666

artist rendition of a scrote being banned from lolcow.farm

No. 841816

File: 1625003351958.jpg (12.74 KB, 279x279, vqDM1kCI_400x400.jpg)

can anyone tell me what actress is this?

No. 841825

Bella Goth

No. 841835

A bella bella Belladonna, italiano actressa

No. 841836

getting catfished by such an icon is an honour indeed

No. 841845

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No. 841870

File: 1625006615290.jpg (1.01 MB, 3024x4032, jzte8xdl25151.jpg)

A true queen who won't take shit from no one

No. 841878

Got so much inner turmoil going on allow me to just SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

No. 842095

same, I'm lost

No. 842127

File: 1625043832680.jpg (290.37 KB, 2048x1536, IMG_20210606_031335.jpg)

My parent's cat is 22 and has now outlived three other cats that I have loved. He's so shitty and he humps bunched up blankets. I stare at him and think "Why you. Why is it you."

No. 842132

He looks so cool, it's clearly a witch's familiar.

No. 842136

Whys the witch so humpy though

No. 842321

Fuck Ariana, marry Doja, kill Nokia

No. 842323

He thrives off your spite, keeps em young

No. 842325

What a beautiful cat

No. 842363

I second this

No. 842409

he's stunning

No. 842535

File: 1625086828399.jpg (22.65 KB, 380x476, 8.jpg)

some anons say lc has hundreds of users but where the fuck are they? this place is deader than dead. we are never getting the borzoi-dyi-dildo-discharge era back.

No. 842538

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i fucking love sims 2 food it makes me so hungry and it smokes a little bit to show you it's warm and fresh aah

No. 842542

what the fuck is that the actual texture? That does look good, Imma about to download some pizza retextures for Sims 4

No. 842543

I've felt the sudden decline as well. I guess the daily cp and goreposting scared off some nonnies, and I honestly don't blame them

No. 842548

Honestly, my favs just haven't produced milk, so I don't check in as much. It's a little quiet, but it'll get busier eventually.

No. 842550

I don't know how I always manage to avoid cp and gore when I read here multiple times a day.

No. 842551

The homemade dildo thing wasn't that long ago, was it? Or am I going insane?? I'm sure some newfags will stick around though

No. 842552

I've noticed that they usually post between 2AM ~ 4AM (GMT-4)
So if you're not around during this time cause of your timezone or work or sleep schedule etc etc you luckily won't see it.

No. 842553

nta but I believe it was around 7 to 10 months a go, it was definently last year so yeah, not long ago

No. 842559

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Sims 2 food had soul

No. 842566

TS1 and TS2 had pizza that was made up of individual slices and in TS2 the the slice will flop down like a real pizza. I know it's only a low poly model with low resolution texture but that small detail made it much more realistic than a sim eating a piece of rigid cardboard.

No. 842568

I think it's because people get banned more easily now for minor transgressions or mistakes and on a site where tons of topics are off limits to begin with. Why bother? The range of things we're allowed to talk about, where and how is so limited now. Also, I see anons getting banned for shit that doesn't even make sense. I'm not convinced most mods take sufficient time to read posts in context. Which would be acceptable if the site had a lot of traffic and they were struggling to keep up. A literal six word and quite obviously accidental "blogpost" earned me a week long ban once. Completely disproportionate. 12 hours OK, but a week? I lost interest pretty quickly as the site was pretty much dead and I couldn't post anyway. Didn't browse again for months.

No. 842571

what are our alternatives in terms of communities? is cc any good? or is there at least less cp?

No. 842587

I don't know about cp issue sorry. CC definitely allows for more random and weird threads which I appreciate. I browse.

No. 842604

fuck, i forgot about the diy dildo. quarantine lolcow was incredible

No. 842607

i just ended a month!!! long ban because of a very harmless joke that the mods would have understood the context of if they actually read the thread

No. 842623

In /snow and /w? I don't think there's hundreds of users tbh, probably ppl using VPNs inflating the number.

No. 842628

Did you appeal the ban? Not to wk but if you have a valid reason to appeal they're usually reasonable, admin even said about this on meta recently

No. 842633

Cc is infested with 4channers spamming dickpics & larping, and trannies. Though some older threads are nice to bookmark and follow, avoid most of that bullshit that way since they usually make new posts for that shit.

No. 842636

i didn't cus i couldn't be bothered tbh but it's the longest ban i ever got and then for something very silly so just thought that was wild kek

No. 842642

A month? Ridiculous! Someone got banned today for a harmless joke. A poster said she likes when anons get mad over trivial shit and repeat insults like "retard, stupid, imbecile" incessantly. The anon who got banned replied to her by quoting a typo from her post & repeating those insults. Presumably, someone didn't get the joke and reported her for infighting. Either the mod didn't bother to read the post she was replying to or the joke flew over their head also.

No. 842652

>the mod didn't bother to read the post she was replying to
Just fyi in the report queue they see the post that's been reported and the reason it was reported (if any was given) so in most seemingly straightforward cases there's no obvious reason to go read the thread, so mistakes happen. Red text doesn't even automatically mean a user got banned
t. someone who feels bad the mods are getting hate from their userbase the same hour they're actually cleaning up a CP raid

No. 842664

File: 1625094472472.png (112.17 KB, 256x256, download (12).png)

i also have somehow never seen a cp spam on here but i have seen gore spams a few times which luckily doesn't bother me at all to look at and isn't illegal to view
i have unfortunately seen it a couple times on 4chan and i rarely ever go on there compared to here

is the spam still ongoing? what board is it on so i can make sure i avoid it? i have severe paranoia about that shit and really rather not see it and feel like the fbi is going to kick down my door for just accidentally going on a page that it's on

No. 842695

Hey you got Bigfoot in your household

No. 842704

I noticed that sometimes similar spam/gore abuse is posted on both boards so I suspect it could be a bot that's meant to target girlchans.
Please appeal something like this. You shouldn't have been remotely banned for that long. Email works too if anons are unable to appeal for whatever reason.

No. 842708

This isn't meta but is there any way you guys can stop/block the bots?

No. 842719

If it's a bot Google captcha should be enough but that doesn't account for raids or people who spam by hand. We already have a system to detect floods and spam, sometimes it catches the spammer, sometimes it doesn't. The other issue is that the site has a massive ban evasion epidemic from both rebellious users and abuse spammers. It's probably why bigger sites like 4chan don't allow VPNs or TOR. We haven't allowed TOR for about a year now because it was often used to ban evade or spam.

No. 842727

I really want to know what the joke was now

No. 842759

File: 1625103264555.jpg (156.72 KB, 1280x714, i-.jpg)

admin in the shitpost thread?!

No. 842770

File: 1625104108398.jpeg (141.93 KB, 1431x761, 2949A10F-A64E-45B6-B1B3-75C0FF…)

the main problem with cc is that it's quiet and has had multiple moid raids including some scrote from /r9k/ who kept posting his penis

if you hate trannies they also seem to have an amount of those too according to lc but considering its reputation I was surprised when I went there and it wasn't really active at all

I wish I would actually allot my time to something useful instead of spending more and more on ib's, but life seems more and more bleak and I just want to talk to ppl fml

No. 842780

CC has a lot of schizos and people who love to argue. I mean we have those here too but the ones on CC are so fucking dedicated. I feel you on wasting time on boards though, ugh.

No. 842788

oh yeah the posters who keep spewing about existentialism and how we're not real and all god and such. I wonder what kind of drugs they're on

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No. 842794

They watched Lain once and think they're enlightened for having done so

No. 842798

File: 1625105538131.gif (1.96 MB, 540x406, retro-anime-maison-ikkoku-gif-…)

Thanks for the info! Sucks about the ban evaders though.

CC has potential but just needs more visibility and less trannies.I think LC does better with deleting stuff and banning retards quickly.
I now completely understand why very few people would want to run an image board though. I wouldn't want to chase down ban evaders, schizos, and gore/CP spammers all day. Pouring one out for the LC jannies that gotta deal with all the autism(including mine).

No. 842814

File: 1625106315327.jpeg (140.85 KB, 978x912, 9AFF86EB-C31D-4667-BB39-E79EE1…)

cc is terrible about leaving nasty shit or bait up. also they kept getting posted to 4ch for some reason despite them being a far less active site than lc. I got tired of seeing that moid's nasty scrotum posted for hours with mods doing nothing about it, multiple times. much as people complain about lc's modding at least they actually administer bans

it has potential in a sense that if it had a more organized random board it would probably do well but as it stands it's way too schizo.

should just try and focus on doing something productive with my life instead of being a shitty imageboard user and take lc's lessened activity as a sign but nah I'm going to keep using imageboards

No. 842823

no one here watches that shit, bloomer fag

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No. 842919

File: 1625120269376.jpg (Spoiler Image, 126.58 KB, 1242x1529, disgusting.jpg)

This picture makes me so mad, I don't listen to this rapper and I never was a fan, but now I really can't stand him.
I just wanna scream

No. 842927

Is that a corpse or

No. 842933

lmao I was thinking the same thing

No. 842938

Yeah he looks bluish it's creepy

No. 842950

nah it's a live scrote.

No. 842951

he's ashy lmao

No. 843148

File: 1625151909378.png (165.71 KB, 301x488, Huyeandndjw.png)

She's free, ladies

No. 843152

become so numb I've become so numb I've become so numb I've become so numb, I've become so numb I've become so numb I've become so numb I've become so numb

No. 843153

But anon.. she said shes never going to date anyone else ever again.

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No. 843157

I can change her

No. 843164

Someone please kidnap her, tie her up and starve her. For her own good.

No. 843165

what do you mean "and gentlemen"

No. 843168

File: 1625154719289.png (68.48 KB, 350x262, download.png)

No. 843196

I've had some unintentionally funny porn from /y/ sitting in a folder for a few years now, I will let it see the light of day for you nonnies dis/pleasure.I hope this gets me banned because I have a life to live(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE)

No. 843210

Yes scrotes have terrible taste, we know.

No. 843212

File: 1625157416988.jpeg (279.16 KB, 750x732, 334CDEE4-8262-4A1C-82FF-60582E…)

Damn girl when did you snag Mr. Beast?

No. 843221

So you're telling me this is any different than the forbidden man spergs cooming to his "bara tiddies?"

No. 843222

goddamn I fucking missed the forbidden porn

No. 843225

Eh it wasn't really anything remarkable. Just gay bara shit and a guys face surrounded by boobs.

No. 843227

And all 2006 DeviantArt-tier as well. Nothing to write home about.

No. 843462

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa my favorite thread locked where willl my brain thoughts go now????????????????

No. 843566

oof nonny valid terf abusive victim triggered

No. 843568

File: 1625171261651.png (524.81 KB, 890x534, imagen_2021-07-01_152744.png)

No. 843575

Problematic toxic

No. 843577

Love is love

No. 843579

oof nonny valid terf abusive victim triggered Problematic toxic

No. 843580

Perfect for pride semester.

No. 843583

woc too.

No. 843584


No. 843587

No. 843595

File: 1625172324800.jpg (Spoiler Image, 109.6 KB, 1200x686, oogabooga.jpg)

No. 843601

File: 1625172641258.jpg (Spoiler Image, 35.91 KB, 780x438, 34522.jpg)

No. 843610

File: 1625172768826.jpg (Spoiler Image, 35.71 KB, 640x640, 13316.jpg)

No. 843615

File: 1625172893792.png (Spoiler Image, 273.27 KB, 489x684, ejfd646vJ1.png)

No. 843620

who are these random gingers

No. 843623

File: 1625173131256.jpeg (2.18 MB, 4032x3024, ECE249EE-1E7C-484F-B0D7-84E1AC…)

spot baby duck

No. 843625

File: 1625173202394.jpeg (70.93 KB, 960x720, FB406E96-E31A-4E74-BBAA-1BB29A…)

black swans are gorgeous

No. 843635

gonna eat so muhc pasta

No. 843682

File: 1625175923054.jpg (Spoiler Image, 54.67 KB, 594x400, swan-1.jpg)

Swans carry their babies on their back before they can swim? I had no idea

No. 843697

File: 1625177133707.jpeg (85.12 KB, 735x711, Eqxbf_6U0AEw59S.jpeg)

this is now a swanposting thread

No. 843748

Oh my god thats so cute, my heart

No. 843756

File: 1625180875398.jpeg (55.84 KB, 480x480, 1C14F591-8605-4A67-828F-06E2CD…)

No. 843761

File: 1625181436020.jpg (106.73 KB, 897x505, baby-canada-goose-4.jpg)

swans are okay but not the best of the large waterfowl

this post was made my the goose gang

No. 843772

I can't tell if she looks scared or mentally checked tf out.

Maybe she's just in survival mode and will process the trauma later.

No. 843773

Summer is the superior season based on its fruit. Peaches, apricots, strawberries! Cherries, watermelons, and later on, figs and grapes! Gnam.

No. 843776

File: 1625182008279.jpg (116.27 KB, 900x600, dark-red-cherries-in-white-bow…)

God I love cherries

No. 843779

I once ate 2 kilos of cherries by myself, it was neat.

No. 843783

How did your intestines feel about that?

No. 843784

File: 1625182628534.png (250.05 KB, 291x353, hate.PNG)

I hate these, I like the chocolate ones though.

No. 843785

I honestly don’t remember, it was a long time ago.

No. 843788

File: 1625182888700.jpg (7.01 KB, 225x225, strechy.jpg)

I hate these too

No. 843790

File: 1625182931117.jpg (259.76 KB, 1500x1500, squishy-water-ball-yoyos_12_22…)

I like these

No. 843797

File: 1625183530762.jpeg (72.59 KB, 492x492, 81EC0669-13C9-4B53-A578-1614F0…)

I unironically want these.

No. 843800

File: 1625183650845.jpg (112.8 KB, 794x829, il_794xN.2437780444_jikv.jpg)

I want these

No. 843801

Oooh those are the ones that dance like strippers!

No. 843803

File: 1625184009625.jpg (34.32 KB, 300x300, s-l300.jpg)

I want some of these balls, I used to bite them when I was younger and I'd get all that weird rubber shit in my mouth. They are so pretty though.

No. 843809

i love them but they make me fart like crazy

No. 843810

fuck geese, they are only cute for two weeks at most. they need to get the fuck out of the goddamn road because i'm in a hurry

No. 843821

File: 1625185798542.jpg (66.53 KB, 1024x768, goose_smiling_by_vampyrechoirb…)

fuck ur hurry the world ain't made for u the goose is on the top of the foodchain and for a good reason now learn your place lowly human

No. 843827

>goose smiling
You’re a fake! Geese can’t feel!

No. 843829

For you, anon.

No. 843870

Fuckers only good when dead and eaten. Consume thy enemy.

No. 843885

File: 1625192244187.jpg (Spoiler Image, 55 KB, 1200x1680, goose-with-teeth.jpg)

repost, forgot to spoiler. sorry for spooking any unsuspecting nonnies
look this fucker in the eyes and tell me this isn't a product of satan

No. 843909

I was once bitten by a white goose exactly like this. it was like a painful tickle

No. 843912

File: 1625194040698.jpg (56.17 KB, 512x331, unnamed (1).jpg)


all of these pussies who can't comprehend true majesty. i can't wait til The Great Migration (when geese migrate to their rightful place as humanity's enslavers)

No. 843922

File: 1625195123374.jpg (273.37 KB, 1391x551, 1517496316826.jpg)

No. 843925

this is such an underwhelming, gross looking moid

No. 843939

She really did simp for him. She coulda had someone not fat and not greasy but no. She chose to simp. For this thing.

No. 843942

He looks like fat bastard.

No. 843988

>i mean yeah he’s pretty misogynistic and treats me like an object

No. 843989

thats not the POINTtt anon..

No. 843994

File: 1625205893499.png (247.05 KB, 578x474, chica anime.png)

You absolute buffoon. How do you breathe without choking to death on your own tongue?

No. 844011

he made me a candle and told me he made it smell like himself so i'm about to huff it while i jack off it's demon time.

No. 844103


No. 844150

Female here. Men of reddit, what is the most mindblowing thing you've learned about women when living with one?
Men of Reddit, female here. What’s some advice you may have for a mother of a soon-to-be teenage boy?
Female here, have an ignorant question about an erection
Female here. Men of Reddit, when you see someone attractive in a social setting (bar, club, etc.) and are considering approaching, how do you assess the situation before actually going for it? What makes you abort mission?
Female here. How would you respond if a female told you they haven’t had sex in years?
Female here. What's the best way to offer to pay on the first date?
Female here: What can I do in a professional setting to come off as more respectful and trustworthy to other men (superiors and peers)?
Female here, why do you guys push away the one person that sees true potential in you?
Female here: What do I do with my hands when making out with a guy?
Females or r/askmen, what have you learned by browsing this sub?

No. 844211

File: 1625238546705.jpg (70.43 KB, 400x565, him.jpg)

No. 844240

Fuck off bitch I'm eating chocolate, I'm just kidding you're welcome to join me

No. 844257

File: 1625245611840.jpeg (215.04 KB, 1200x800, EFB7C766-E64E-4D08-BA86-5D2906…)

got me to thinking about the word "Vessel" and realized it's like this, see, Vessel is like Vase but vassel. Like wrastlin' men, vassels fulfill their purpose. which is being filled, of course

No. 844260

Guy to the right is telling them to go to horny jail.

No. 844278

Noah fence, but I've been watering my grandma's zucchini and tomatoes plants for a week and they've grown so tall and full of fruit! She hasn't come to see them yet so maybe she'll tell me I've fucked up. But they've grown so much!

No. 844353

what are THOOOOOSE xDD

No. 844671

For dinner I squeezed chorizo pieces out of the pig intestine casing and it felt so weird. What a flexible but gummy material.

No. 844746

File: 1625301968946.jpg (555.28 KB, 2048x2048, 20210703_034555.jpg)

No. 844786

File: 1625308564605.png (54.82 KB, 540x253, 02652A67-5608-4DBD-8A2E-DC7044…)

His appearance matches his tweets

No. 844789

is that hit rapper and artist da baby?

No. 844827

File: 1625315479577.jpeg (501.73 KB, 750x788, 040F8A10-2A44-4436-A757-17D15C…)

I know you sick husbandofags would even like this

No. 844845

Ew no we would not you're mixing husbandofags with something else

No. 844856

Midlife crisis hitting hard, huh. Trooning out in 5, 4, 3, 2…

No. 844887

File: 1625320159997.jpg (26.51 KB, 685x640, no.jpg)

it's called 3D pig disgusting for a reason

No. 844912


No. 844928

File: 1625325234940.jpg (107.44 KB, 810x859, discord.jpg)

>celeb thread get derailed.
It's like Christmas

No. 844939

but christmas doesn't happen every week?

No. 844948

I am so over 2d shit

No. 845015

File: 1625334126275.png (512.59 KB, 720x932, 2537494833783.png)

What did he ever do to you anon?

No. 845045

File: 1625337395296.png (640.42 KB, 838x801, IMG_5226.PNG)

He's a dick

No. 845112

File: 1625344502060.gif (3.68 MB, 640x640, tenor (1).gif)

post more wholesome stuff please

No. 845121

File: 1625345179137.jpeg (205.76 KB, 828x1334, 5BACB159-1029-4004-8E5E-AC9957…)

No. 845133

File: 1625345888922.gif (6.43 MB, 640x640, catkiss.gif)

No. 845137

File: 1625346510199.gif (6.36 KB, 500x450, IMG_9763.GIF)

No. 845146

I love it when women

No. 845154

File: 1625348449067.gif (399.46 KB, 500x308, tumblr_m3aqm8BwFp1qj0pm2o1_500…)

No. 845172

File: 1625350161711.jpeg (121.16 KB, 750x750, 1617809304830.jpeg)

No. 845173

File: 1625350481179.jpeg (252.26 KB, 366x855, B83D3064-ECCB-4A99-9D39-D25F65…)

did I post this already lol

No. 845179

File: 1625350952965.jpg (855.53 KB, 4770x915, axis_powers_hetalia_drawn_by_i…)

are you ready to feel nonnie

No. 845190

Nta but I almost cried, I love you, but I also hate you, nonnie.

No. 845226

File: 1625355629113.jpg (52.91 KB, 680x510, tihardogblack.jpg)

Have a blessed dog

No. 845388

File: 1625379233143.jpg (153.64 KB, 1000x1207, 813376282ed2c894850506b43d3c19…)

Rinotuna (korean male artist) gives me bi vibes

No. 845403

It looks like his right tiddy is twice the size of the left one

No. 845404

It's swollen from the weird diseased looking shit that is happening to it

No. 845405

Excuses, excuses. I bet it was even bigger before it got shot.

No. 845407

She looks nice ans chewy

No. 845482

I love the men that he draws
>tfw no crab man bf

God, I hate Travis

No. 845494

I kinda like this design.

No. 845571

kek anon my sides kek my sides anon topkek anon kek my side anon kek topkek kek kek sides anon

No. 845589

File: 1625410522273.png (326.9 KB, 712x460, Untitled.png)

I need Masa to be my boyfriend and take care of bugs for me. I just need someone to deal with bugs

No. 845688


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No. 845718

Nail clippings.

No. 845723


Poo poo, pee pee, penis and vagina
Women with dicks and weak men with vaginas

No. 845725

How nostalgic

No. 845728

He saw the future

No. 845758

My cowboy name is Poopy Buttocks’ MgGeefart and I don’t take kindly to shitposting on MY website. You will all pay with your lives.

No. 845759

File: 1625424688868.jpeg (114.51 KB, 960x640, 5FA48F02-E4D8-455A-A668-F2ABDA…)

My guts are growling
Because I ate food
And now I will
Go fard

No. 845761

Just dropping in to remind everyone to continue not taking their meds. For every anon that tells you “take your meds”, you must go one more day without them.

No. 845766

My street name is Lil’ Jiggerz McCandysniggerz. Here is one (1) rap I wrote just for you ladies’ of the retarded shitpost thread:
I take ur children’s candy with no remorse
I come in like an unstoppable force
Those lil muthafuckaz won’t know what hit
When I roll in with the chopped carrots and the hummus dip
Yo wife be going to bed early with a chamomile tea
When I roll up in the jeep from 2003
And I hit her from the front with the facts about the negative health affects of cheese
These hoes don’t even got knees

No. 845778

File: 1625426024963.jpg (49.28 KB, 720x404, tumblr_o5camaAFuy1tolfmeo1_128…)

fukn lit

No. 845790

But I will get diabetes if I stop taking my metformin.

No. 845795


No. 845807

You’re exempt, as long as you make up for it by deliberately inducing meth psychosis.

No. 845831

idk what's goin on with her skin but i'm jealous of her body

No. 845836

File: 1625430515152.png (429.87 KB, 960x540, 3z2ad5aul4t41.png)

I miss Jenna Marbles

No. 845841

I think about that Kylie lip tutorial pretty often. It's very funny.

No. 845859

Same. I love how she just got so fed up about being cancelled for random shit that doesn’t even matter, her last video was basically like “you know what? Fuck you. I’m just gonna do dumb shit in the comfort of my own home and you ungrateful little shits don’t get to play”

No. 845864

Ah me too. Her ASMR mukbang gaming video especially always made me cry with laughter

No. 845865

Samefag what’s everyone fave Jenna marbles video?
Mine is the one where she spends over $150 on jeans just to make a hideous chair that doesn’t even work.

No. 845894

Didn't she cancel herself during blm? For all the extreme contouring she did years ago, it wasn't blackface. I think she just got tired and wanted to live her own life.

No. 845903

No. She got cancelled because of some dog video, people kept pointing at it with pitchforks and after making a long explanation and apology video, she just got tired of it.

No. 845917

I fucking love cereal.

No. 845929

File: 1625435554747.jpeg (133.31 KB, 700x415, A9A4E4DF-9170-4452-837F-59C213…)

1 reply = 1 belly rub

No. 845933

2 belly rubs, my reply counts for double

No. 845934

Wtf wasn't even expecting dubs

No. 845936

adding three

No. 845942


No. 845949

It's a trap!
I know better than to touch a cat's belly

No. 845960

boop the belly

No. 845966

Cats socks and mitts coloration is so cute…

No. 845997

File: 1625440897228.jpeg (113.66 KB, 960x960, 39134BB5-4186-4862-BE36-0F5064…)


No. 845999


No. 846009

Does anyone have an archive or reupload of some of her older videos she deleted? She said she got rid of some of them when she was at the peak of getting canceled. It would've been her early Youtube stuff.

No. 846063


No. 846064

File: 1625448851018.png (222.5 KB, 512x381, F459AD10-608A-4779-98E0-E562BF…)

absolutely shitpost is me forgetting the image

No. 846068

i thought this was james crossdressing again

No. 846077

Yes, i fucking love Excel Saga!!

No. 846082

File: 1625451483004.jpeg (100.35 KB, 500x753, F65E6FB4-C7DE-450C-A8E8-7DDF0D…)

He’s hot as fuck, thank you for reminding me his amazing existence.

No. 846185

Your reply still counts as 1 belly rub.
Now you will be B I T T E N

No. 846293

File: 1625479002680.jpg (60 KB, 827x458, I cannot stop evading taxes.jp…)

No. 846314

what the fuck

No. 846318

File: 1625484588705.jpg (95.4 KB, 1280x720, eggsalad.jpg)

I understand her

No. 846328

Only great character of the furry anime.

No. 846417

will this string of code work? I am merely having fun

<span class="public_ban">(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE)</span>

No. 846440

i'm at a primal level of horny today i can't stop sniffing my pussy i wish i could eat myself out

No. 846456

File: 1625502771872.jpg (103.91 KB, 960x960, 158265973_205314501381750_9031…)

No. 846515

do you want me to post my hand anon

No. 846576

File: 1625513138426.jpg (480.49 KB, 1079x932, 1599466528249.jpg)


No. 846750

File: 1625531424514.jpeg (326.95 KB, 1536x2048, 4134E8BE-81DE-476D-9702-D09F0C…)

No. 846771

What is it called when a pirate climaxes? An arrgh-gasm

No. 846854

File: 1625542932510.jpeg (55.06 KB, 560x510, 5F7AD49F-CEC5-4054-93E7-B43521…)

nice joke. Take

No. 846855

File: 1625543065221.jpeg (194.49 KB, 690x899, F21FC5DB-271A-4076-8002-804F49…)

No. 846898

im a thiccy
they call this mild salsa but its spicy why why why

No. 846901

File: 1625551901434.png (608.75 KB, 992x558, imagen_2021-07-06_011043.png)

Botw Link is my ultimate husband and the thing I love the most about him is that he's LEGAL he's 117 so he's FAIR GAME

No. 846944

ill rip his tiny sack off!!!!

No. 846958

File: 1625556058800.png (392.67 KB, 376x463, concern.PNG)

His dick is fucking huge
I wish he was real, I want to marry a cute elf twink bf

No. 846968

I challenge anons to write a coherent sentence consisting mostly of red words

No. 846987

I'm a triggered terf victim of problematic oof

No. 846995

I'd love to know what Oflink's ban message said.

No. 847004

Fuck marry kill:
Billie Eilish, Lana del Rey, Melanie Martinez

No. 847009

Fuck marry kill:
Celebricows anons, driverspergs, artsalt anons

No. 847011

Kill Lana, fuck Melanie, marry Billie (the age gap would be creepy and I'd be "so cancelled", but all that cash money though…)

No. 847012

Fuck melanie, kill lana and marry billie. I would love to marry Melanie but i can't imagine marrying someone with an adult baby diaper fetish, imagine getting all horny and the mf tells you "gugu gaga mommy change diaper pwease" or some shit. One time is fine though, just because we only live once and we must live to the fullest.

No. 847018

Yea, the chance of Melanie trying to call me Daddy/Dada is a real risk, I agree. One and done, thank you.
Artsalt anons are all weebs so that's an easy kill (my apologies to the history of the board). Fuck Driverspergs while black-out wasted and marry celebricow anons cause they seem like unhinged freaks.

No. 847030

Lana Del Rey, Melanie Martinez, Billie Eilish

I do not know much about Melanie other than that I like the way she would put effort into creepycute aesthetic. Marrying LDR would seem like a problem because of her current husband, it raises a bit of red flags to me. Billie is nothing but an industry plant, everything about her is calculated to shit so she is boring to me.

Celebricows anons, Driverfags (their fangirling seems endearing if you compare to the other two anons), Artsalt anons because they need to change their diapers and get a life.

No. 847032

>imagine getting all horny and the mf tells you "gugu gaga mommy change diaper pwease"
lmao wtf lol

No. 847109

I was going to ask a question in the stupid questions thread but I forgot what I was going to write AGAIN!!!

No. 847144

Fuck Lana, Kill Melanie and Marry Billie

Marry all of them but give artsalt anons the least attention

No. 847240

would still fuck

No. 847246

File: 1625581247127.png (1.68 MB, 1842x2048, Screenshot_20210706-092001.png)

Enjoy your weird birdman's sandpaper cloaca, I'll be over here with my hunky autistic sci-fi mage bf.

No. 847257

>wanting to fuck worse-carth


No. 847258

can't believe you bitches want to fuck a ddlg.
kill melanie on the spot in less than a second, seriously wtf, fuck lana, marry billie only for the money

No. 847263

Think whatever you want, it's not gonna stop my Renegon femshep from domming him like the bitch he is.

No. 847326

I have a goblin pussy

No. 847331


No. 847337

File: 1625591008036.png (87.76 KB, 250x250, 31FDFC2B-42E9-4D8A-9F08-6F5C25…)

>not choosing the superior fuck machine
I’ll tell it I want my titties played with by using a flashlight

No. 847345

idk I'm still traumatized from nemu's art of her self-insert getting fucked by one.

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No. 847357

hiv positive

No. 847385

File: 1625594516677.jpg (Spoiler Image, 24.5 KB, 537x384, snoworzoi.jpg)

everything comes back to our old friend in the end

No. 847457

File: 1625599302463.jpg (284.23 KB, 1080x1794, IMG_20210706_152139.jpg)

My sister looks like a female version of the lead singer of that band maneskin kek

No. 847465

she sounds beautiful

No. 847474

File: 1625600039230.gif (56.65 KB, 220x124, tenor.gif)

Is she single?

No. 847531

i'm not her but may i have one as well?

No. 847640

File: 1625615784436.gif (56.67 KB, 220x170, 1614322092131.gif)

im put expensive sugars in your gas tank mmnyes

No. 847644

File: 1625616172291.jpg (39.33 KB, 480x360, confused_bear-24062018.jpg)

I'm terrified of being mauled by a bear. I often have random thoughts, in random places of how I'd protect myself if a bear broke in. Usually it's just, "I guess I'll just die".
I'm the same about whales, I know i'll never see one and like Bears I'm not in an area where there would be one, but It's just scary to me.

No. 847646

I grew up in a place where a lot of people had water tanks that someone would come fill up once a week and I always thought sugar in the tank meant ruining their drinking water as a kid kek

No. 847647

File: 1625616501132.png (1.29 MB, 1080x1070, Screenshot_20210619-234716.png)


No. 847648

Can you stop?

No. 847650

The first time I've heard about "Sugar" and "tanks" was when people used it to describe someone they thought was gay/is gay, "he got a lot of sugar in his tank"

No. 847654

well then give it back

No. 847659

That's kind of cute

No. 847661

File: 1625617762758.jpg (35.67 KB, 317x240, Tubby_Toast.jpg)

That shit burnt bruh

No. 847668

File: 1625618582064.png (369.1 KB, 412x410, 111.PNG)

I want this but it's $78.99 on eBay

No. 847684

File: 1625620691220.png (907.41 KB, 1280x720, imagen_2021-07-06_201755.png)

Make your own with play-doh or clay, or search for similar toys and japanese miniature kits online

No. 847693

Number 1 Asian country Japan

No. 847695

No. 847702

File: 1625622603646.jpg (39.88 KB, 539x960, god.JPG)

No. 847713

the goddamn penis blue

No. 847723

File: 1625624325466.jpeg (116.35 KB, 1778x1000, 5d01c97b24000051178ab150.jpeg)


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No. 847726

I lonk you

No. 847740

File: 1625626939016.jpg (79.44 KB, 540x960, 1625510457402.jpg)

Dibidi ba didi dou dou
Di ba didi dou
Didi didldildidldidl houdihoudi dey dou

No. 847742

File: 1625627171158.jpg (61.47 KB, 1079x823, DzxJ9ZDX0AAuCR5.jpg)

so what its crispier that way bitch

No. 847751

File: 1625628405381.jpg (27.9 KB, 852x480, 4o8w21890.jpg)

Hey guys look!

No. 847758

File: 1625629214782.jpg (109.89 KB, 720x962, FB_IMG_1612565428222.jpg)

Fuck celebanons I bet they are fun, kill artsalt anons cause the thread got infested with twitterfags and marry my own kind, the Driverfags. clink clink

No. 847815

File: 1625638590980.jpg (33.47 KB, 517x541, 1609588871427.jpg)

I dislike your twittermeme, my friend.

No. 847854

File: 1625641088393.jpeg (70.01 KB, 800x582, 3276067-ecstasy-masculine-man-…)

No. 847856

File: 1625641353786.jpg (49.21 KB, 720x965, FB_IMG_1613794500348.jpg)

I don't use twitter, I just like dumb bitch memes, fite me m8

No. 847858

File: 1625641919550.jpg (41.71 KB, 583x509, 1557955402474.jpg)

I'm sorry nona, I associate the acrylic nails/lip gloss overlays with twitter. You know, I'm something of a dumb bitch meme appreciator myself, I just think of them as more of picrel

No. 847859


No. 847861

Fuck celebricow anons, marry driverfags, kill artsalt

No. 847862

File: 1625642487224.png (485.88 KB, 880x634, heartbreakhotel.png)

No. 847863

didn't an anon literally create >>847758 for the dumb bitch memes thread after another anon imagined the hands on something with many arms? this is home grown memeage my friend

No. 847865

File: 1625642793973.jpeg (28.01 KB, 275x275, 1610827491700.jpeg)

Fair enough. I love them all, I guess I'll appropriate these with the nails and lips and shit from the twitterfags, I don't care about their feelings

No. 847867

File: 1625642842921.jpg (42.45 KB, 900x599, 20210610_030628.jpg)

I'm fucking sorry, okay??? I just woke up can you just let me live?? wow truly is a hateforum here smh fuckin terven whores smhmshm
Still don't like the meme though. "Biblically accurate angels" reminds me of reddit atheist humor.

No. 847900


No. 847903

WE are number one, us, nobody else, everyone is lesser than us, we are on top and dont let anyone try to convince you otherwise because we will always be number one since we are the best (trumpet solo)

No. 847952

File: 1625654720539.jpg (243.59 KB, 1500x1500, 81Q-fahh3LL._SL1500_.jpg)

i want this

No. 847953

File: 1625654773385.jpg (8.19 KB, 225x225, download.jpg)

and i want this as well, but i won't get it. Im not a fat ass anymore.

No. 847961

File: 1625657445057.jpg (391.9 KB, 948x948, erinfish.jpg)

feel like pure shit just want her back x

No. 847962

God I really wanted to eat those as a kid

No. 847963

is this…

No. 847965

Girl those things are like 50 calories, treat yourself

No. 847968

An anon's beautiful art of the goblina, yes

No. 848327

File: 1625690027526.jpeg (18.72 KB, 612x612, she cant hurt you its okay.jpe…)

abbi pietà dei morenti

No. 848379

File: 1625695105583.jpg (68.34 KB, 540x718, 2a2cbd42b71ee079ce4_c87a0e94_5…)

accidentally shoots my bf
whoops haha

No. 848398

File: 1625697369110.gif (1.65 MB, 220x391, I don't like it.gif)

No. 848401

this is what happened to all of soren's friends at the warehouse

No. 848405

No. 848422

File: 1625700430370.jpg (278.53 KB, 1024x671, hfdhcxnmwwhksrhdgfcvs.jpg)


No. 848430

File: 1625704066137.jpg (257.16 KB, 640x1136, 47bcf80c64785ee6887aaefb7fec5e…)

tear troughs are ruining my life!

No. 848440

File: 1625706121032.jpeg (14.99 KB, 250x250, A8308F4B-E68A-4B2E-8DF0-2CE453…)

would you?

No. 848443

hell yea

No. 848444

Can confirm I was there I was supportive yet shy sex slave soon to be skinned and impaled #5

No. 848447

File: 1625706838839.png (168.44 KB, 482x181, oreo.PNG)

would you?

No. 848448

File: 1625706955963.jpg (63.19 KB, 480x728, delish-pop-tarts-watermelon.jp…)


No. 848450

File: 1625706997773.jpg (13.19 KB, 201x251, download.jpg)


No. 848468

It is absolutely amusing how you can clock kiwifags so easily watch this: everyone on kiwifarms is an obese gay man larping as a straight woman. You will die of type 2 diabetes or chronic fuckery.

No. 848475

File: 1625709203145.png (1.37 MB, 931x1819, 5.png)


No. 848503

It's a no for me

No. 848515

pop tarts are disgusting. never good.

No. 848526

File: 1625714829674.jpeg (62.42 KB, 749x410, 11DDBF85-6D30-4883-86B6-D4BB2C…)


No. 848530

Yooo I used to eat at least 5 of those in one sitting

No. 848533

this looks like a chick

No. 848537

File: 1625716328906.png (4.09 MB, 4676x864, 000.png)

fuck marry kill

No. 848544

hell yea

No. 848550

File: 1625719726613.jpg (8.22 KB, 129x225, 116910407_304805227410216_7545…)

Fuck, marry, kill

No. 848552

File: 1625721402500.jpg (139.93 KB, 720x868, IMG_20210627_003308.jpg)

kill everyone

No. 848554

File: 1625721501476.jpg (39.85 KB, 450x450, 1625436595096.jpg)

Us posting slurs

No. 848555

File: 1625721589354.jpeg (31.8 KB, 500x336, 5C6F1AAB-89ED-4A31-8C2D-ED367D…)

none of them are worth leaving alive and the only man worth marrying is picrel

No. 848561

life is suffering hhhhhhhhhhhhhfjkshfsjdhkjfskjdf sf sdhsd,fsdghsg

No. 848571

File: 1625722374852.jpg (44.32 KB, 540x409, 32.full.pages.jpg)

you're right but also

No. 848583

File: 1625723498516.jpg (22.94 KB, 360x450, im no object of lust.jpg)

Look at me, I'm Sandra Dee, lousy with virginity

No. 848611

File: 1625728436822.jpg (12.47 KB, 320x426, 1559982678847.jpg)

more like picrel

No. 848628

File: 1625731971740.jpg (87.16 KB, 682x1023, depositphotos_1992954-stock-ph…)

No. 848629

File: 1625732088829.jpg (30.54 KB, 612x408, gettyimages-56805046-612x612.j…)

No. 848634

File: 1625732645621.jpg (70 KB, 794x959, C4kZwXEWMAAOrVw.jpg)

No. 848636

File: 1625733007546.jpg (1.97 MB, 3621x2967, gVc72Z5.jpg)

No. 848648

File: 1625735032700.jpg (121.07 KB, 1000x620, IMG_20191031_030247.jpg)

In awe of this pic of Steve Harvey. Just such a Man's Man's Man.

No. 848678

File: 1625738387032.jpg (14.22 KB, 320x303, Hello.jpg)

No. 848687

File: 1625738717586.png (Spoiler Image, 452.9 KB, 388x472, Can I get a hug.PNG)

No. 848712

File: 1625743850087.jpg (51.68 KB, 500x571, IMG_20190811_040033.jpg)

No. 848755

idk why but this image makes me want to Troon out

No. 848757

Wtf?, no it doesnt

No. 848760

ah baby ooh baby ah baby ooh baby ah baby ooh baby ah baby ooh baby ah baby ooh baby ah baby ooh baby ah baby ooh baby ah baby ooh baby ah baby ooh baby ah baby ooh baby ah baby ooh baby ah baby ooh baby ah baby ooh baby ah baby ooh baby ah baby ooh baby ah baby ooh baby ah baby ooh baby ah baby ooh baby ah baby ooh baby ah baby ooh baby ah baby ooh baby ah baby ooh baby ah baby ooh baby ah baby ooh baby ah baby ooh baby ah baby ooh baby ah baby ooh baby ah baby ooh baby ah baby ooh baby ah baby ooh baby ah baby ooh baby ah baby ooh baby ah baby ooh baby ah baby ooh baby ah baby ooh baby ah baby ooh baby ah baby ooh baby ah baby ooh baby ah baby ooh baby ah baby ooh baby ah baby ooh baby ah baby ooh baby ah baby ooh baby ah baby ooh baby ah baby ooh baby ah baby ooh baby ah baby ooh baby ah baby ooh baby ah baby ooh baby ah baby ooh baby ah baby ooh baby ah baby ooh baby ah baby ooh baby ah baby ooh baby ah baby ooh baby ah baby ooh baby ah baby ooh baby ah baby ooh baby ah baby ooh baby ah baby ooh baby ah baby ooh baby ah baby ooh baby ah baby ooh baby ah baby ooh baby ah baby ooh baby ah baby ooh baby ah baby ooh baby ah baby ooh baby ah baby ooh baby ah baby ooh baby ah baby ooh baby ah baby ooh baby ah baby ooh baby ah baby ooh baby ah baby ooh baby ah baby ooh baby ah baby ooh baby ah baby ooh baby ah baby ooh baby ah baby ooh baby ah baby ooh baby ah baby ooh baby ah baby ooh baby ah baby ooh baby ah baby ooh baby ah baby ooh baby ah baby ooh baby ah baby ooh baby ah baby ooh baby ah baby ooh baby ah baby ooh baby ah baby ooh baby ah baby ooh baby ah baby ooh baby ah baby ooh baby ah baby ooh baby ah baby ooh baby ah baby ooh baby ah baby ooh baby ah baby ooh baby ah baby ooh baby ah baby ooh baby ah baby ooh baby ah baby ooh baby ah baby ooh baby ah baby ooh baby ah baby ooh baby ah baby ooh baby ah baby ooh baby ah baby ooh baby ah baby ooh baby ah baby ooh baby ah baby ooh baby ah baby ooh baby ah baby ooh baby ah baby ooh baby ah baby ooh baby ah baby ooh baby ah baby ooh baby ah baby ooh baby ah baby ooh baby ah baby ooh baby ah baby ooh baby ah baby ooh baby ah baby ooh baby ah baby ooh baby ah baby ooh baby ah baby ooh baby

No. 848761

FTS female-to-SteveHarvey
And I don't blame you, it's a very powerful image. I've had it saved for years.

No. 848763

Have you had an opportunity to use this image as a response to anyone's messages yet?
ik you're probably not the same anon

No. 848771

You caught me, I am the same anon and no, not yet. Someday..

No. 848772


No. 848857

since most of them aren't real it doesn't matter

No. 848858

I sent that page to so many people, if anything outs me as a lolcow user it's going to be squishy squashy honey men

No. 848863

nothing matters

No. 848904

You can use the power of imagination to think how would sex with hisoka and orochimaru would feel like

No. 848906

You gave me the gift of a wikipedia article, now I give you the gift of a song


Your body is so sweet now, baby, I'm saying trick or treat now
You know I've got to have you, yeah, you sexy sweet cadaver
All wrapped up like a mummy, I'll cover you in honey
And wait a hundred years or so
You know, you know it isn't sexual (It isn't sexual)
Strictly confectional (Strictly confectional)
Strictly medicinal (Strictly medicinal)
If a little nontraditional
I'm digging up your coffin and pouring out the contents
Your sexy sweet solution is prime for distribution
Sweet bod
Your body's starting rumors of Mason jars of sweetness
Whose satisfied consumers have often claimed to witness
Some sexy shrinking tumors, a sweet return to fitness
They're just a hundred bucks or so
You know, you know it isn't sexual (It isn't sexual)
Strictly professional (Strictly professional)
Entrepreneurial (Entrepreneurial)
Oh, and what a sweet memorial
I'm digging up your coffin and pouring out the contents
Good God, I'm glad to see you
Won't you be my panacea?
Sweet bod, sweet bod, oh, sweet bod, sweet bod, sweet bod

No. 848941

File: 1625764815621.gif (111.1 KB, 220x220, download.gif)

this gif has the same energy as clippy disappearing into the void when you close a word document

No. 848952

File: 1625765484033.png (117.89 KB, 427x427, imagen_2021-07-08_123135.png)

who else is feeling this today

No. 848974

File: 1625766495713.jpg (92.93 KB, 917x960, flmgivq02iy21.jpg)

my mom is a driverfag, she shared recent photos of his from cannes on facebook

No. 848979

Wtf is this

No. 848981

File: 1625766790724.png (275.7 KB, 464x454, imagen_2021-07-08_125322.png)


No. 849001

based mom. also i support your pic unrelated choice

No. 849027

File: 1625769597068.jpg (94.26 KB, 720x955, FB_IMG_1609271862336.jpg)

Tell your mom is she's the real MVP

No. 849033

File: 1625769832844.jpeg (27.49 KB, 640x480, 7530BED5-D65B-4A05-9175-9CC063…)

duh oh the borzois are back

No. 849038

File: 1625770091713.gif (333.25 KB, 150x150, tumblr_m99qpuZmYQ1rarml3o1_250…)


No. 849046

tell her to go back to the containment thread or zuck will put her to pasture
there was already 2 in the thread but everyone ignored them

No. 849087

File: 1625774422652.jpeg (455 KB, 1280x1280, E7911280-CFD9-4ACA-B9BF-D96684…)

No. 849088

I don't think you want to know

No. 849094

yare yare daze bro

No. 849095



No. 849101

pffff amazing

No. 849102

File: 1625775340547.jpg (134.37 KB, 1023x683, depositphotos_78840686-stock-p…)

No. 849106

File: 1625775470470.jpeg (154.05 KB, 1300x957, C48E0DA1-06B0-42D1-B7B6-57EE76…)

No. 849118

it looks like beef that’s been cured in an adidas sock

No. 849122

Wtf are you some kind of male? Yare yare dawa…

No. 849130

File: 1625776840724.jpg (Spoiler Image, 951.61 KB, 2989x3126, jP7COxN1oVdF1t3TmVIwnsDv7vYoQY…)

Oo you're about to regret this

No. 849131

I don't get it. ancient fleshlight?? I don't want to look at that image for too long

No. 849132

Wtf kys anon

No. 849133

I hate you so much

No. 849135

fossilised cumsock

No. 849142

File: 1625777711179.jpg (26.51 KB, 416x416, https___specials-images.forbes…)

Hey, at least he's keeping busy and not making any more music

No. 849143

>not making anymore music

oh do I have news for you

No. 849164

File: 1625780077758.gif (1.27 MB, 202x196, 7.gif)

I'm cleansing this thread

No. 849168

File: 1625780583392.gif (462.39 KB, 200x200, pepedab-dab.gif)

lea me lone im rarted and unfortunately a woman

No. 849170

File: 1625780713764.jpg (Spoiler Image, 50.42 KB, 1026x453, fuck .jpg)


No. 849171

Whoa thank you for this bonkers gift anon
I'm not the original mellificationanon but I hope she sees this

No. 849173

>are you the boldfag from the onision thread?
Are.You.SERIOUS!!!!!!! This karen internet buttstalker has fucking FOLLOWED me from one thread to another??

No. 849176


No. 849181

wow is that real?

No. 849183

No. 849195


No. 849198

File: 1625782840177.jpg (187.76 KB, 1084x2048, 321d45v6n89a0775o4314r8q90.jpg)

All day I dream about sex
Yes all day I dream about sex
And all day I dream about sex
Yes all day I dream about sex

And all day I dream about sex
Yes all day I dream about sex
And all day I dream about sex
Yes all day I dream about sex

All day I dream about sex
All day I dream about fucking

All day I dream about sex
All day I dream about fucking

No. 849217

That pic is hilarious af. Omg

No. 849220

Can I fuck and marry Hisoka and kill the rest?

No. 849286

I feel like a 60 year old fucking lady. I come home from my teacher job, get into a nightgown and watch MAS*H reruns and eat sweet oatmeal while setting my hair. wtf

No. 849297

this almost scared me because of the big comic sans

No. 849351

I'm sad comic sans doesn't display on mobile

No. 849361

Please watch this, this is very cool

No. 849380

cmon pucci you got the order of the sign wrong

No. 849437

File: 1625812305195.png (1.4 MB, 858x770, Screen Shot 2021-07-08 at 11.2…)

in continuing the bara shitposting, i'm pretty sure the only reason i've been watching this youtuber for years is because of his nice tiddies

No. 849471


No. 849472

File: 1625817930679.jpg (104.58 KB, 960x794, 20210104_163551.jpg)

Didn't he already marry Illumi in the manga?

No. 849486


No. 849495


No. 849514

Listen to my words, the next rock animal in jojolion will be named i'm blue da ba di da ba da bi

No. 849547

Fuck Micheal
Marry Orochimaru
Kill the pedo clown

No. 849548

File: 1625830935871.png (673.31 KB, 622x527, 71800192-FEB9-4453-A45D-E70FA8…)


No. 849554

File: 1625831484894.png (85.74 KB, 1024x334, Screen Shot 2021-07-09 at 6.51…)

I'm still waiting for the OC Stand I found called Men At Work, which is a swarm of 200 tiny construction workers, to be canonized. it makes me laugh every time I think about "men at work"

No. 849577

I love it, what is its ability? I think they should be wearing nonsensical araki outfits though, it would make too much sense if they wore worker clothes and a stand must never make sense

No. 849607

No. 849651

Let me tell you I exhaled very hard through my nose

No. 849652

>implying they're not all pedo clowns

No. 849714

File: 1625845895580.png (23.4 KB, 400x400, 1625100530268.png)

Nobody knows I'm shitting and posting on lolcow on company time

No. 849850

File: 1625859739443.jpg (1.3 MB, 2048x2048, pixlr.jpg)

Fuck, marry, kill:
Driverfags, jermafags, tuckerfags

Alternatively: Driver, Tucker, Jerma

No. 849855

fuck tuckerfags
marry driverfags
kill jermafags
not touching any of those scrotes myself

No. 849860

File: 1625860787833.jpg (63.16 KB, 1080x636, c871zvgrdu871.jpg)

No. 849863

fuck jermafags marry driverfags kill tuckerfags

No. 849864

I'm not a girl

No. 849868

Fuck Driverfags
Marry Jermafags
Kill Tuckerfags

Can we add Savillefags and borisfags to a fmk list?

No. 849870

add the Epstein anon too

No. 849874

yes you are, aiden

No. 849881

File: 1625863416447.jpg (40.95 KB, 750x432, pp.jpg)

well, you know what that means

No. 849893

I think I've slept there for a second, who is Boris?
I know of peepanons. Maybe they should be lumped with the Chalametfags (if they actually exist) and other zoomie preferences though
I can do the moodboards, I missed doing that shit kek

No. 849905

File: 1625865598750.png (2.06 MB, 2048x1699, Screenshot_20210709-161947.png)

This is Boris

No. 849907

File: 1625865811457.png (267.33 KB, 512x512, 81w79VlShfL.png)

what about pitbullfags?

No. 849923

File: 1625867369195.jpeg (509.83 KB, 683x869, 6CAAE452-67D5-4D41-B4F5-C4A2AE…)

Struggling so hard not to sperg out about a stuffed animal on every single sm platform and also in public
I just don't care about reality anymore
Boyfriend boring
Relationship boring
Tired of family
Tired of friends
Maybe depression?
Nah, all is peepy
Take peepy on a long walk to see the city skyline
Fun photoshoot with peepy
Dinner and drinks with peepy
My sweet peepy
Pee pee
Hold your hand
My dream is to eat the peanuts
With you everyday

No. 849925

We are all pitbullfags

No. 849926

File: 1625867473923.png (650.51 KB, 828x1792, A05B3E0A-6C56-4437-9B85-233708…)

never forget

No. 849973

I really did find that funny

No. 849981

File: 1625872442657.jpeg (1.64 MB, 1242x2092, 3E454E1B-8805-471E-A8B0-0759CF…)

No. 850014

File: 1625878227030.png (826.39 KB, 1040x626, ninacaliente.png)

I downloaded a mod to extend cas slider range in sims 4 and my sims turned into these, I love it but all the time I wasted making them is worthless if I keep the mod

No. 850020

I mean yeah

No. 850038


No. 850045

File: 1625879660324.jpg (567.22 KB, 2000x1125, image.jpeg.jpg)

I ate too many fries but they were so good.

No. 850048

File: 1625879725590.gif (410.35 KB, 500x500, 848C47D5-5123-4CBF-A4C4-66E591…)



No. 850056

File: 1625880177098.png (521.93 KB, 1000x561, she.png)

She be dabbin on these scrotes

No. 850058

File: 1625880228222.png (283.28 KB, 401x297, Capture.PNG)

Party aint shit without her

No. 850061

based fry nona

No. 850063

Why didn't you share with me you selfish whore

No. 850064

God what I would give to be back there

No. 850076

I want a peepy so bad so bad so bad
They’re so expensive but all I want is PEEPY
he is a criminal but so am I. (heart emoji) peepy is my only love I want to marry him

No. 850077

No. 850083

No. 850094

peepy anon can our Pepys get married. I love peepy. I want mine to get married. sorry I’ve already replied to you I’m drunk but I love peepy.

No. 850134

anon I will have a surprise for you in like 20 mins ok

No. 850137

File: 1625885666122.gif (308.6 KB, 720x404, Cj2qzi.gif)

No. 850153

anon I will cry please peepy is all I think about rn

No. 850157

File: 1625886986934.jpeg (1.9 MB, 3444x2583, A286A1BE-B423-450F-BE87-2F51D5…)

Does your peepy take my peepy to be its lawfully wedded peepy?

No. 850158

I’m crying real tears anon no cap I’m like sitting drunk on my sofa sobbing. yes. I would be honored for our peepys to be huspeepy and wipeepy.

No. 850164

File: 1625887718502.jpeg (1.28 MB, 3024x3024, DEDAA074-4FE3-4020-81E9-15200D…)

Don't cry anon! This is the happiest day of peepy's life, he's always dreamed about his wedding since he was a little ouioui

You got the right idea though I'm gonna go get drunk too

No. 850165

I've been staring at this for like 10 minutes, what am I missing???

No. 850166

It's just a countdown anon posted to tell me (I'm peepyanon) that they're waiting 20 minutes for me to reply lol

No. 850167

I think this is the most beautiful and touching lolcow interaction I have ever witnessed, congrats to you both on this glorious union

No. 850168

Thank you we're honored that you could be here to bear witness

No. 850172

Lemonpy is touched, peepy merely wishes peppy could post a nice photo but unfortunately I’m too drunk. She eagerly awaits their honeymoon to the Barbados to commit another crime (grand larceny) together so they can be wanted in a 74th country together.

No. 850178

File: 1625889237394.gif (1.12 MB, 480x360, 09d35b3ea9019126bbafa65f95b20a…)


No. 850179

File: 1625889254908.png (252.67 KB, 1307x677, EC0220AB-6B41-4E4C-86E9-A44391…)

I'm honored to attend their rite and will remember this all my life. I wish the peepys many prosperous years to come

No. 850186

File: 1625889653883.jpeg (59.19 KB, 649x412, 37A6F1C3-3649-41F0-BA22-E33F37…)

It's ok anon, you relax and have a good night! Shroompy will dream about Lemonpy and their tropical honeymoon and all the crimes they'll commit now that they're partners <3

No. 850189

where can one acquire a peepy

No. 850193

put out some banana chips at a full moon and he may come to you!

No. 850199

peepys love peanuts!! you can also purchase a bail bond for one to be mailed right to your house from itemlabel! because he is a criminal wanted by both the police and by hundreds of fans!

No. 850202

can i do freeze dried apples on four waning crescents
my uncle sells bail bonds and but i get the friends and family discount at 35% interest so ill try him thnx anon

No. 850218

Anon, there's been someone on twitter going around randomly sending people money to buy peepy, I saw three people within the last few days in the peepy tag suddenly get gifted for it anonymously. Maybe try posting about wanting peepy if you have a twitter, and make sure your kofi or paypal or whatever is available somewhere. The people were artists who have "tip jars" and stuff. Good luck, I love peepy and it's been making me really happy so I hope you can get a peepy too!

No. 850220

File: 1625892197817.jpeg (279.01 KB, 828x1248, 86940248-2DA7-423D-B051-88AC6F…)

Pic related, also they're doing a big restock in august! I'm waiting to get a cornpy

No. 850241

File: 1625893818961.jpg (68.75 KB, 640x635, 212499572_4821693767857711_675…)


No. 850253

File: 1625895394792.png (423.71 KB, 999x561, chords in modes.png)

the mystery of music finally revealed

No. 850259

it's literally mother 3

No. 850266

File: 1625897000781.jpg (630.18 KB, 1125x762, whatdoInameit.jpg)

sorry for party rocking (posting too much in one day between weeks of not coming here) (today in "can't believe I'm not manic")

No. 850269


No. 850270

oMG DO You also post on lolcow when yhou're manic??????? HIGH FIVESSSS1

No. 850275

File: 1625897970030.jpeg (192.01 KB, 1125x1133, B9192577-48D4-4A29-89AB-B4ADD0…)

I'm actually not someone who gets that way which is the surprising thing when I feel like this

anyway I'm obsessed now with this alleged demon, this little guy, thanks to that one poster. he's my son who drank the gay frog water but it was in chernobyl so he mutated like this

No. 850279

Willy Wanka

No. 850280

Based Korn Jojo fan i love you

No. 850296

3 pixel neste clipe aqui

No. 850297

ginger men should be killed on sight

No. 850298

File: 1625900675912.jpeg (30.35 KB, 360x574, 2A2BA0ED-7B48-413C-AFA4-AB27DB…)

NO I can't stay to defend my husbando, night night

No. 850299

I’m five mushy caps in chilling in a dirty garage and it’s fun and all but I’m kinda down to give it in and get sober for good hey.

No. 850300

i want to be a retarded dumbass swag kid dancing in an apple store in 2010 god please!!!!!!!!!!

No. 850301

I'm >>850298 and nevermind I unspoilered the pic. They all should be rounded up so we can be sure whoever did the cumsock does not go unpunished for his crimes. goodnight for real now

No. 850302

wth if that's his channel he's a troon now. we really do need to go back

No. 850311

wait holy shit noooo, i remember having a breakdown three years ago because people kept pushing him to be trans. he got pushed over again? damn.

No. 850314


No. 850315

File: 1625902061295.gif (1.9 MB, 300x251, zombie tricycle.gif)

Once upon a time, tomato aspics were the brilliant red centerpieces of luncheon buffets. They were peppered with pimiento-stuffed olives or crisp bits of celery, chilled in ring-shaped molds, turned out onto lettuce-lined trays, and filled with the hostess's signature blend of chicken or shrimp salad.

What You'll Need
2 tablespoons unflavored gelatin
1/4 cup cold water
1/4 cup boiling water
4 cups tomato juice
1 tablespoon onion, minced
1 teaspoon sugar
1 teaspoon table salt
1 teaspoon seasoned salt
1 teaspoon Worcestershire sauce
1/2 teaspoon celery seeds
2 bay leaves
2 whole cloves
2 tablespoons fresh lemon juice
Fresh parsley, for garnish

Step 1
Sprinkle the gelatin over the cold water in a bowl; let stand 5 minutes. Whisk in the boiling water until the gelatin is dissolved.

Step 2
Stir together the tomato juice and next 8 ingredients in a large saucepan; bring to a boil over medium-high. Reduce heat, and simmer, stirring occasionally, 15 minutes. Pour through a wire-mesh strainer into a bowl; stir in the lemon juice and gelatin.

Step 3
Pour into a 10-inch ring mold coated with cooking spray or 6 individual molds; chill 6 hours or until set.

No. 850317

Can I use agar-agar?

No. 850326

File: 1625903570554.jpeg (182.25 KB, 1080x1080, B3984BA2-90A1-4DD9-8A2F-5F4BCC…)


No. 850327

I love the word luncheon.

No. 850328

omg like the luncheon kingdom from super mario odyssey?
Video unrelated, I was going to post it either way

No. 850329

File: 1625904045554.gif (946.43 KB, 500x320, 650f3f400b9ad15e5c2f2bb839640c…)

No. 850338

File: 1625904929852.gif (464.72 KB, 300x169, 1615068798047.gif)

>whoever did the cumsock
This phrase drives me bananas

Anyway let's kill all men, problem solved!

No. 850348

File: 1625906274105.jpg (244.2 KB, 1280x1236, 7-month-female-chow-chow-for-s…)

i love my dog. she looks like this :)

No. 850352

File: 1625906858864.jpg (16.29 KB, 306x306, 0olKodde_400x400.jpg)

I love your dog. I look like this.

No. 850353

File: 1625907252131.jpg (42.34 KB, 688x514, Dick puppies.jpg)

I love chow chows but could never have one, I love how they're so fluffy :)

No. 850364

they are so lovely, and soft and they are like cats… she sits on my lap and goes to sleep but she is so heavy :)

No. 850369

No. 850374

File: 1625911124130.jpeg (1.3 MB, 4724x3059, 47D6DE18-E6B5-4520-A879-E9B736…)







No. 850377

File: 1625911829209.jpeg (20.14 KB, 400x345, images (3).jpeg)

I will start kinning this mf any second now

No. 850379

tell me how i saw this pic on the front page and immediately knew thr caption would be was some kinnie bullshit

No. 850386

>>850377 you must be 18 to post here, even in the retard thread

No. 850395

File: 1625917177907.jpeg (248.66 KB, 1440x1644, D9BDFA68-3ACA-4216-809A-20C8A7…)


No. 850396

Woman whom I don't know's name because I don't know Dilbert lore beheading Dilbert

No. 850397

File: 1625917507999.gif (1.63 MB, 177x275, CD877A38-54B3-4198-ADD8-66BA2A…)

>Dilbert lore

No. 850399

File: 1625917716420.jpeg (77.12 KB, 553x869, 96529FEC-BFD0-4007-8DF6-F8B5DF…)

Thinking about these two absolute queens

No. 850405

Xenomorph Queen was hot as hell, not gonna lie

No. 850407

this made me switch alters real talk. uneathernead something dark inside me from something pure and chaste. now the feeling of blood courses thru me. true talk.

No. 850480

Take your meds

No. 850501

God this made my morning, thank you! What a delightfully modern rendition of Judith and Holofernes.

No. 850506

File: 1625931079050.jpeg (16.38 KB, 446x60, 11BE0A77-753D-4AD1-AE34-AF290A…)

Another newbuddy to join anonita’s list.

No. 850512

doesn't work if you took the meds before the super earth shattering scary asskiller alter switch, nona

No. 850532

File: 1625933991556.jpg (58.2 KB, 956x538, MV5BYjBkYmQwOGEtNjBlNi00MjMxLW…)

i miss her so much it's indescribable anons.

No. 850584

File: 1625939357319.png (264.9 KB, 700x700, imagen_2021-07-10_124937.png)

Dear journal,
today I saw a kokichi ouma backpack
with love,

No. 850704

i got a fish
would ya like to make a wish
i got a fish
would ya like to make a wish
i got a fish
would ya like to make a wish
i got a fish
would ya like to make a wish
i got a fish
would ya like to make a wish
i got a fish
would ya like to make a wish
i got a fish
would ya like to make a wish
i got a fish
would ya like to make a wish
i got a fish
would ya like to make a wish
i got a fish
would ya like to make a wish
i got a fish
would ya like to make a wish
i got a fish
would ya like to make a wish
i got a fish
would ya like to make a wish
i got a fish
would ya like to make a wish
i got a fish
would ya like to make a wish

No. 850711

No. 850712

yes i wish for 10000 peepys

No. 850714

I always misread maneskin as foreskin I'm so sorry

No. 850722


No. 850736

No. 850826

Adult Disney fans vs Adult Harry Potter fans.
Ruleset: 3 Stock
Time Limit: 6-8 minutes
All items are turned off.
Stage Hazard Toggle: Off
Final Smash Meter: Off
Spirits: Off [1]
Share Stock: Allowed

No. 850831

instead of team colors disney adults have huge gums and harry potter adults have data entry jobs

No. 850852

File: 1625962675036.png (1.03 MB, 1080x2340, Screenshot_20210505-220624.png)

No. 850861

File: 1625963235430.png (369.94 KB, 540x540, imagen_2021-07-10_192725.png)

No. 850865

File: 1625963495157.png (463.02 KB, 942x768, imagen_2021-07-10_193154.png)

No. 850866

File: 1625963705722.jpg (26.37 KB, 300x470, 5755891.jpg)

She-Gender + He-Gender= Us-Gender

No. 850869

File: 1625963849293.jpg (6.5 KB, 255x198, Bananamymana.jpg)

No. 850881

We-Gender way you want to identify is A-OK with us! HaHA!

No. 850882

File: 1625965131320.jpg (25.14 KB, 554x554, 3d cHUNGUS (2).jpg)

Belligerent Chungus.

No. 850883

File: 1625965394054.jpg (68.37 KB, 680x699, 2b7.jpg)

Any site which does not allow soyjaks does not deserve to exist.

No. 850891

File: 1625965938201.jpeg (160.53 KB, 1600x1600, hmm.jpeg)

No. 850902

File: 1625966992747.jpg (127.99 KB, 1600x1600, S0Y.jpg)

No. 850904

My favorite deadbeat dad

No. 850906

File: 1625967859784.jpeg (186.61 KB, 828x537, 778474A2-1B7D-4486-BAEC-6D3674…)

No. 850933

>me on my way to see my sweatheart from the ground up

No. 850956

more like… manskin… ba dum tsk

No. 850969

File: 1625976780802.jpeg (121.92 KB, 500x500, 69BA92BC-533D-4B44-9EF2-0C3A9D…)

No. 850989

File: 1625979847811.jpg (72.43 KB, 735x286, 3ae888ce8ed21f6fe93bd567b72634…)

Fuck, Marry, Kill:

Scorpios, Leos, Virgos

No. 850990

File: 1625980172670.jpeg (11.25 KB, 275x198, 1613786996642.jpeg)

im banned in meta for being too sexy and based

No. 850991

Fuck scorpio, kill virgo, marry leo

No. 850992


fuck leos, marry virgos, kill scorpios

No. 850996

idk much about astrology but I love leos so fuck scorpio, marry leo, kill virgo

No. 850998

fuck leos, marry scorpios, kill virgos

No. 850999

fuck Scorpio, marry Virgo, kill Leo

No. 851005

File: 1625983176205.png (398.28 KB, 828x882, imagen_2021-07-11_005954.png)

No. 851006

Why do you love leos?

No. 851022

File: 1625985198820.png (184.88 KB, 358x476, imabraveboy.png)

they're cuddly and dependable

No. 851043

Fuck Scorpio, marry Leo, kill Virgo.

If you think I'm passing up the opportunity to sleep with a Scorpio, guess again. Virgos are absolutely intolerable, stubborn and bitchy (a lot like Tauruses!)

Ntayrt but even though hating Leos is a meme, they're so low-key dedicated and generous. They're occasionally way too much, but I've never seen one who isn't devoted and really kind beneath it. They're creative too. I think Leo-haters just think they're punching up because of the idea that they're all confident, but most Leo (women) I met are really vulnerable and modest.
>t. aquarius

No. 851046

That said Meghan Markle is a Leo, and Vicky Shingles is a Leo stellium which really does make me think it's all in the natal chart

No. 851047

File: 1625989433337.png (248 KB, 561x581, mik'pinkman.png)

>scrotes and trannies are real and aren't just a meme made up by the moo moo milk farmers united forum

No. 851054

File: 1625989993525.jpeg (34.64 KB, 500x376, sam weir bitch face.jpeg)

anon, where did you grab that pic?? now i really want someone to edit pic related just like that

No. 851058

File: 1625990248542.jpg (452.73 KB, 2048x1451, 1553751648424.jpg)

That is one irritating image. Punchable

No. 851062

File: 1625990560255.jpeg (91.58 KB, 1023x680, chloe moretz eating.jpeg)

i love it anyways

No. 851075

File: 1625991972503.jpg (68.72 KB, 494x370, anon.jpg)

Made this for you.

No. 851079

anon, you're the bee's-knee's! THANK U!

No. 851088

Saw this on the front page and oh my fucking god I love you anon kek

No. 851204

File: 1626008308708.png (183.48 KB, 424x396, Screen Shot 2021-07-11 at 7.58…)

that little boy is so cute lmao

No. 851240

fuck leos marry virgos kill scorpios

No. 851290


I'm glad I'm not the only one who spotted him kek
I wish I was as photogenic as he was

No. 851299

"this episode is brought to you by - "

oh my god shut up shut up shut up. I hate youtubers so much. Every goddamn video.

No. 851394

Boss makes a dollar
I make a dime
That’s why I shitpost
On company time

No. 851397

File: 1626027866742.jpeg (122.99 KB, 960x636, 177F6720-2301-4246-9D75-E33E0E…)

Look deep into mama pastas eyes and tell me that you’re still depressed. Go on!!!!!!’ I dare you.

No. 851399


I am still depressed

No. 851401

i'm sorry mama pasta but i'm depressed

No. 851403

You are beyond redemption
You have failed mama pasta and her little noodles

No. 851407

my depression is cured thank you mama pasta

No. 851414

I wanna cock him and cuddle his suck and then play him as we kiss some paper mario the thousand year door;

No. 851514

He looks like some meme dog image but I don't know which one but I swear there is one just like him

No. 851644

KeeeEeeeeEeviiin pool noodle slap

No. 851675

whOoAoAooAHisthathitrapperandartist D A B A B Y?

No. 851696

File: 1626058006301.png (277.97 KB, 482x477, 8789896382.png)

No. 851705

im thirsty so i drink water but now im bloated from drinking water but im STILL THIRSTY so i keep drinking and keep getting MORE BLOATED!!! but im still thirsty aaaaa it doesnt end!!! i am thirsty and bloated and very uncomfortable!!!!!!

No. 851723

a bitch kinda can relate right now but not really. I just want candy really bad but I brushed my teeth for beddy bye so I can't

No. 851731

File: 1626062471718.jpg (296.05 KB, 1984x1364, holographic-universe-640x440-1…)

Making a head anon that the semi-famous real guy is bi and attracted to the other semi-famous real guy and you

No. 851733

File: 1626062656905.jpg (80.72 KB, 605x806, him.jpg)

fuck, marry, kill-

No. 851735

File: 1626062840529.jpg (81.37 KB, 500x351, owl.jpg)

look at her

No. 851743

My cat gets jealous if I pretend to pet my nintendo switch

No. 851755

have you ever

No. 851762


Omg perfect Strawberry Princess

No. 851764

File: 1626066928437.png (77.84 KB, 250x211, Gamera-vs-gaos4.png)

My new fav kaiju, isn't he so cute.

No. 851794

he is!!!

No. 851821

Looks pathetic look at that tiny mouth with tiny fangs and his constipated look in his eyes

No. 851836

File: 1626078558342.gif (3.89 MB, 500x370, billieeilish.gif)

No. 851843

duck taste gud. quack quack

No. 851851

File: 1626080979816.jpg (35.52 KB, 750x739, 6dba926be77812fdf913236767a7e1…)

Reader inserts ftw

No. 851873

File: 1626084466805.jpg (252.39 KB, 900x1200, EtVPPxUVcAITeO1.jpg)

They're back! GMM, bitches! (not a sponsor)

No. 851921

There's something about older millenial men that disgusts me

No. 851977

File: 1626095552495.gif (3.33 MB, 200x224, 1623999497803.gif)

i'm back on my bullshit

No. 852001

based, wtf would you read erotica that doesn't include you or your sexuality

No. 852014

I love them

No. 852036

most of us aren't narcs, anon

No. 852054

File: 1626105692504.gif (3.29 MB, 480x360, 429DgIq (1).gif)


For the perusal of the burgers on here. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.

No. 852159

i don't think you know what that word means but also can we stop having this yume/fujo debate. just post cute boys

No. 852178

File: 1626116027347.jpg (31.48 KB, 800x554, ee803597c2bdcb670056f0ab0ee63a…)

>make hashbrown patty for hashbrown sandwich
>no ketchup
>what's the point

No. 852204

wow, people with shit teeth get products to fix them, who would have thought it? the only thing europeans agree on is that we fucking hate amerifats

No. 852255

File: 1626122643924.png (147.36 KB, 483x310, help.png)

Bless you.

I'm sorry Mama Pasta. My curse is too strong for your magic.

No. 852530

File: 1626147400155.jpg (36.72 KB, 340x340, RL2-Google-plus.jpeg.jpg)

Holy shit they got ugly. Repulsive. How sad.

No. 852576

This stupid fucking video always crack me up

No. 852597

File: 1626157510077.gif (448.2 KB, 275x207, 1601164604612.gif)

I know you can fucking see me i can see you

No. 852600

Nice try, you won't jumpscare me
What's with this picture though? Why is there a rope across the stairway like the room is a museum exhibit? Why are there drag lines on the carpet?

No. 852610

I've been staring at this for minutes and nothing's going on. I expected something to jump out. Boring

No. 852612

File: 1626159312112.jpg (27.74 KB, 594x584, 826349ce-d782-4015-8d2f-1744c8…)

No. 852613

File: 1626159359425.jpg (109.28 KB, 1400x1400, Resident_Evil_Village_walkthou…)

I want to kin lady dimitresc cause she got big tiddies and she hates men (and I do too!!!)

No. 852616

can a bitch pretend to schizo post in peace damn. just appreciate the furniture or shut up

No. 852628

File: 1626160143480.gif (4.94 MB, 540x304, oghm.gif)

I love ugly gorilla man

No. 852637

there is blood everywhere there is period blood everywhere oh my god it exploded out of me like some kind of fucked up rockets and now theres blood everywhere, on the floor, on the carpet, on the mirror, on the ceiling oh my fucking god how am i still aliv. humans shouldn't be able tolose this amount of blood and still be standing. where tf is it coming from anyway?

No. 852656

I fucking kill at this game.

No. 852675

File: 1626165507934.jpg (28.34 KB, 320x240, 1534775513335.jpg)

>cece the lizard

No. 852679

File: 1626166428170.jpeg (93.18 KB, 1242x373, 8105FE99-B0CE-4E97-AA66-D21174…)

>the sweatshop kids went off

No. 852684

no idea what kin means and i don't want to know (i will not open this thread again)

No. 852695

>size XL

No. 852734

>size xl
Yep only a lard ball could be this retarded

No. 852749

If you do,can we marry,anon?

No. 852776


No. 852779

>calling asian man chimpy looking
not a yakuza fan being unintentionally racist while fetishizing asian men kek

No. 852796

File: 1626178487159.jpeg (66.77 KB, 800x442, 1609779607758.jpeg)

No. 852807

not a retarded faggot needing to go back to twitter

No. 852860

File: 1626183687222.jpg (110.62 KB, 310x600, 258802.jpg)

don't care, didn't ask

plus his character reminds me of picrel

No. 852875

Tacking "kek" on at the end doesn't count as integrating, btw

No. 852909

File: 1626188547620.jpeg (1.58 MB, 3320x2489, 75925507-2C80-4615-898E-966475…)

Peepy saw this and thought of his lemonwife and hopes she's doing well

No. 853085

I can't go on like this.
The stillness of the air and the darkness of my life is suffocating me.
But if this is what it takes to see her, then I'll never go on.

The music dies, the crowd dies, the tension of the room dies and everything I've done fades.

She's in front of me, and she's about to shatter the calm that I've been living in for so long.

Her lips are parted, her eyes searching, and I just stare at her, stunned by what she's wearing and by what she's doing.
She's in black leggings, a dark-blue tank top

No. 853086

File: 1626201168780.png (159.52 KB, 619x331, 1618271196794.png)

No. 853087

I fucking hate fish, therefore, I really don't want it.
At least not from the tank.
So, here is my dilemma: I don't like fish, but don't really want it if it's a mystery thing in my bowl.

I know that if I'm at a party and someone else makes a fish dish, I will try it.

I'll probably just take a bite or two.
I won't be able to eat it all, but I will try it. Otherwise, I'll opt for that other fruit salad or cookie or chocolate thing I can't have.
Is that bad? I don't know.
I am trying to figure out the best

No. 853088

File: 1626201247929.png (937.83 KB, 1006x978, aloadinjapan.png)

No. 853091

never thought about that actually. Is that why so many men have skid marks? when they do wipe their ass they forget the wet shitties dripping to their balls and just walk around with a chocolate drizzled caramel apple in their pants?

No. 853106

mmm a yummy treat, sweet to eat

No. 853236

wassup ma nonnas

No. 853250

please delete this.
all skid mark mentions remind me of the loser 34 year old I dated last year who had big bleach stains in a pair of underwear he wore once. Fucking gag. No self awareness either.

No. 853253

They look borderline retarded.

No. 853262

File: 1626210480614.png (11.91 KB, 1176x97, you can't make this stuff up!.…)

You can't make this stuff up!

No. 853298

that's being generous

No. 853316

File: 1626212619238.jpg (16.92 KB, 320x320, ulpwzxzzq5431.jpg)

Potential suspects >>849130

No. 853320

wow, you really can't make this stuff up smh

No. 853330

Rhett looks like a killer egg and Link just screams special ed sex offender who was given alcohol by some random frat kids

No. 853367

File: 1626215709738.jpeg (190.07 KB, 1242x1232, 573E8AB0-1230-4DDB-B959-17E486…)

I looked into the void and it looked right back at me

No. 853415

Look there is a reason I posted Rhett and Link in this thread OKAY?

No. 853419

Nasolabial moids

No. 853492

File: 1626224320903.jpg (80.86 KB, 436x367, 8ef82abcd35a7aeff952e1929b6f39…)

want to forfeit all of my mortal possessions, become a machine and live my GiTS fantasy, is that too much to ask

No. 853497

grimes is that you

No. 853505

File: 1626226358187.png (370.19 KB, 600x418, Screenshot_2021-07-13-21-27-37…)

Would you?

No. 853507

I just want a gf to cook for me and clean my place, she can be the autistic neet gf and I can be the autistic working gf. We will both be too awkward to talk to each other properly of course but instead just vaguely express our love through our actions and the occasional half-baked finger bang. Sometimes we start a movie at night but never finish it because we get distracted by shitposting on twitter. She eventually leaves me after about 5-6 years of long-term dating for someone a little less autistic. I occasionally send her Happy Birthday messages on Facebook but she never replies.

No. 853514

Damn nonnies whats it like to have no taste, roastin my husbando

No. 853532

File: 1626228972908.gif (1.9 MB, 800x800, Tumblr_l_53510826493596.gif)

I wish all the scrotes who lurk here a very nice testicular torsion.

No. 853534

File: 1626229044101.jpeg (36.3 KB, 1009x165, CE74CECA-9DA8-4E23-A89F-017C28…)

No. 853546

In a Venn diagram, Absolutely Fabulous and l.f culture are both basically one circle

No. 853549

>National Fry Day (not on a Friday, dumb)
>Still haven't bought ketchup

No. 853557


No. 853650

Ketchup is trash and you're a trashwoman for wanting it

No. 853657

i took a shower feeling clean really helps

No. 853666

Good quality ketchup is healthier (and tastier) than fresh tomatoes

No. 853863

File: 1626277233208.gif (847.55 KB, 124x220, 14-T11-H18-G30.gif)

it's been 6 days nonnie

No. 853911

Good quality ketchup has like… 2 grams of sugar. Compare that to Heinz with its high fructose corn syrup (hence the gloopiness) and the tons of vinegar.

No. 854006

No one said anything about eating Heinz tho?

No. 854037

File: 1626291431241.jpeg (135.22 KB, 1080x1080, CD5D6D11-ABA3-4027-AE3A-3EC56E…)

Let’s all post our favorite breeds.

No. 854038

File: 1626291545855.jpg (91.67 KB, 900x600, cavalier-king-charles-spaniel.…)

No. 854045

File: 1626291796596.jpeg (37.45 KB, 750x500, 8497EEBF-3E39-4A66-8600-B28653…)

these little gremlins

No. 854049

File: 1626292011653.jpeg (1016.08 KB, 4252x2835, 233B561E-649C-4428-99DD-A3D5F8…)

Toy Poodle! It was my favourite dog breed game for Nintendogs lol

No. 854050

File: 1626292149170.jpeg (756.93 KB, 1242x771, 3BEB7421-64E6-4875-BFF0-5F16DD…)

These look like they have cottonball heads! I love them.

No. 854062

File: 1626294016544.jpg (180.51 KB, 1300x956, wftfield.jpg)

SCHNAUZERRRRR! I adore terriers. They have a ton of personality and spark that other dogs just don't have.

No. 854063

File: 1626294066173.jpg (762.77 KB, 674x1011, Marmaduke-the-Irish-Wolfhound-…)

Wow anons, you all have very poor taste.

No. 854065

I hate them my neighbor calls them bomb heads

No. 854066

File: 1626294114783.jpg (13.07 KB, 200x300, 200px-JIDU_WIKEMEDIA.jpg)

The Stacey of all dog breeds: the saluki ♥

No. 854071

i don't want that gigantic thing all over my furniture, sorry anon

No. 854072

stacey must be ugly as sin

No. 854075

File: 1626294563743.jpg (18.96 KB, 452x678, funny dog.jpg)

No. 854086

That dog looks poorly

No. 854090

File: 1626295660853.jpg (15.85 KB, 460x307, aNpBnNK_460s.jpg)

Jealous Becky detected

No. 854113

File: 1626297494118.png (251.66 KB, 600x600, 1145091_SLPVqS5E.png)

time to make a military uniform pinterest board

No. 854125

File: 1626298496052.png (231.57 KB, 587x312, 1626294388591.png)

>Professor Silverhorn, I was in the library the other day, in the Problematic Section, and I read something rather odd about a bit of rare biology. It's called, as I understand it… Chromosomes.
>I beg your pardon.
>Chromosomes. I came across the term while reading and I didn't fully understand it.
>I'm not sure what you were reading, Tom, but this is very toxic stuff. Very toxic indeed.
>Which is why I came to you.
>Chromosomes are thread-like structures located inside the nucleus of animal and plant cells. They contain DNA which gives people specific traits.
>But I don't understand how that works.
>One copulates with a partner and passes on their genetic material. By doing so, the traits of the offspring are determined, should the egg be fertilized.
>The number and type of Chromosomes determines the traits.
>And which traits are determined, sir?
>I think you already know the answer to that, Tom.
>Yes, chromosomes determine gender. It's a violation against gender theory.
>Can they limit the number of genders? For instance, aren't two…
>Two? Dorsey's beard, Tom! Isn't it bad enough to consider limiting the number of genders a person can identify with? To split the Spectrum into two pieces… This is all hypothetical, isn't it, Tom? All academic?
>Of course, sir. It'll be our little secret

No. 854130

File: 1626299134113.jpeg (Spoiler Image, 24.11 KB, 275x183, 28A92E62-F178-4D39-81F3-E63C28…)

What’s the ingredient that religious people avoid?

No. 854139

i don't get it

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No. 854154

File: 1626300660555.jpeg (200.62 KB, 979x979, 16EF0BEA-2AC3-4CA0-91E2-CFE510…)


No. 854159

Pecan means to sin (in the 3rd person of the present tense) in spanish

No. 854245

File: 1626308693549.jpeg (69.21 KB, 749x1133, F546F185-DC8C-4998-9888-901DB4…)

She/her, they/them, he/him
Do you love me? Are you riding?
Say you'll never ever leave from beside me
'Cause I want ya, and I need ya
And I'm down for you always

No. 854251

File: 1626309020503.jpg (24.29 KB, 400x400, 1623858632158.jpg)

No. 854256

this picture always has me laughing out loud god dammit nonny i hate you so much

No. 854261

chris jamal evans can turn me into a bedwench anyday

No. 854272

anon soon I will have something for you from Lemonpy.

No. 854400

File: 1626323293513.jpeg (155.44 KB, 359x627, 12E0E2C7-F266-4612-B3F0-B212DD…)


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No. 854442

this man has anime boobahonkadonks

No. 854443

please lord what do I have to do to get a titty like that in my mouth

No. 854451

just a little squeeze is all I need

No. 854474

Source, anon, source!?

No. 854492

File: 1626333779029.png (434.71 KB, 640x673, imagen_2021-07-15_022318.png)

No. 854494

Im a millennial, i love beesechurger humor

No. 854539

I hope bedbug anon beat up her dad

No. 854542

Same I just keep seeing her posts about bedbugs and I'm concerned

No. 854587

Asfgrfhgs not another generations meme that forgets all about gen-x

No. 854615

I think there's two bedbug anons, one who might not have bedbugs (but is being bitten) and the one with the awful dad. But yeah I hope the dad gets humbled

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No. 854864

File: 1626372957491.png (308.79 KB, 540x405, imagen_2021-07-15_131601.png)

why does this make me laugh so much?

No. 854870

I just forgot what I wanted to post bc I drank 3 beer hehe

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No. 855131

Is this an actually human? Horrifying.

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No. 855152

Snorlax in his natural habitat

No. 855183

My life will never be complete until I squeeze a pair of muscletitties like those.

No. 855202

the "women shilled as attractive that you find ugly" thread makes me want to genocide straight women. especially when the unconventional male attractions" thread is bumped right next to it.

No. 855208

meows wildly

No. 855213

glomps mah hubbeh

No. 855222

File: 1626409558540.jpg (164.77 KB, 675x1200, 893d6f1f24798de3e3d5ddecd1d686…)

Maybe they are lesbians, though?
Although I think I posted Emma Watson once there, probably the only one I ever posted
Whoever posted Rihanna there, though… I legit gasped scrolling by

No. 855226

Every time I see rihanna I want to make a sim dressed like her

No. 855227

My sim never look as cool though

No. 855232

she’s one of the only celebrities i actually like casual couture on

No. 855235

Well, are you gay?

No. 855249

seems like a you problem

No. 855251

Cool Ranch

No. 855253

nta but I feel the same way about that thread too. majority of non-/g/ posters rightfully hate it from what I've seen

No. 855254

File: 1626414933698.jpg (26.51 KB, 383x636, 1371498847729.jpg)

omg you sound just like jeef the killer ^–^

No. 855267

whoever keeps posting these gifs, I hate you. they simultaneously annoy yet make me laugh my lungs out

No. 855317

File: 1626423317200.gif (187.17 KB, 500x333, giphy.gif)

I want wafflez but everytime I eat wafflez they are too sweet. No matter how little syrup, it's always too sweet. Food never tastes the same when you grow old. I like to toast my wafflez but then put them in the microwave for like 10 seconds so they can be crunchy soft.

No. 855439

I do too anon, I often daydream about her still being with us

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No. 855531

I'll never leave e nonny,, fuck yu don't incur my full wrath. but c *infusion between ur message and ur pic. do u really think I'm psycho baby?

*denotes alter switch

No. 855572

File: 1626456184979.jpg (257.07 KB, 800x600, 32465090312_4ca5c7d9df_c.jpg)


No. 855626

File: 1626460263497.jpg (272.93 KB, 720x960, 1860367004-1691074293.jpg)

This doll kinda looks like Kooter

>Inb4 blind

No. 855628

yeah she does

No. 855773

File: 1626477027052.jpg (80.53 KB, 880x587, kitten.jpg)

I love kibben memes

No. 855798

File: 1626481817162.jpg (3.53 KB, 225x225, vlad.jpg)

I FUCKING HATE HIM, stop coming to my house!

No. 855804

Calm down, femcel, not everyone feels the need to use the Celebricows thread to talk about how hot Normani and Doja is

No. 855805

grow some garlic and put a wreath on your sim’s door

No. 855807

File: 1626482461111.png (27.46 KB, 190x83, remove.PNG)

I just do this when he shows up, because I forget this sick fuck exists. I HATE HIM

No. 855812

File: 1626482732342.jpg (32.01 KB, 361x360, 212_ff.jpg)


No. 855824

lmao it's wild to see a thread shitting on conventionally attractive supermodels for their looks and then another thread defending weird crushes on murderers and dictators

No. 855840

I kinda wanna take myself to a restaurant and pastrami pastrami pastrami

No. 855869

File: 1626485408835.png (163.27 KB, 412x408, jfpihophy.png)

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File: 1626485450860.png (417.9 KB, 558x446, jfpihophy.png)

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File: 1626488315593.png (2.11 MB, 1200x892, asddadsdsa.png)




No. 855916

Anon i've come to confess my love to you

No. 855920

File: 1626489100565.jpg (32.16 KB, 600x300, foodfight-dex-and-sunshine-goo…)

this could be us

No. 855923

omg xoxoxox

No. 855936

Ok, Shroompy is waiting and v excited!

No. 855956

my poossy

No. 856020

Isn't it more femcel-like to nitpick other women tho

No. 856021

File: 1626498304321.gif (172.07 KB, 220x220, 7BBB2AB6-93F3-4CA4-BD9F-368AA7…)

Day 1 of me trying to be nice to people for once and not avoiding them

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No. 856031

PLEASE someone say something funny to me

No. 856032

something funny

No. 856033

farts in the distance

No. 856043

File: 1626501919818.jpg (167.04 KB, 720x960, 1626193487856.jpg)

Lolcow potluck time

No. 856062

don’t be shy, drop the recipe

No. 856063

OK BUT TO BE FAIR this is plantain not normal banana and u can eat it in a savory way

No. 856081

Is plantain even good uncooked, straight out of the peel like that?

No. 856082

File: 1626506680106.jpg (59.06 KB, 529x518, IMG_20210504_080948.jpg)

The middle of my back is itchy someone PLEASE help!!!

No. 856090

File: 1626508415114.webm (1.44 MB, 480x852, gs790BDqCqgENVQi.webm)

No. 856094

File: 1626508823559.jpg (25.81 KB, 236x449, f0cd7c95eb8f6794461ded80175e60…)

Going to break out this crowdpleaser for us crabby ladies

No. 856109

scratch scratch

No. 856111

oh my god I thought this was a real centipede and I got scared of such thing being edible

No. 856115

File: 1626509960652.jpg (48.46 KB, 560x659, 20210402_085915.jpg)

ohhh, god bless you nona

No. 856117

File: 1626510159217.png (122.31 KB, 396x434, imagen_2021-07-17_032234.png)

vent thread be like

No. 856121

File: 1626510274055.png (206.78 KB, 440x434, imagen_2021-07-17_032433.png)

No. 856122

File: 1626510356394.jpg (12.74 KB, 189x170, f0cd7c95eb8f6794461ded80175e60…)

you're welcome >:)

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No. 856126

for every lsylvanina families critters crazy fans out here!!!

No. 856127

o i broke it

No. 856186

File: 1626519923023.jpeg (3.43 MB, 3888x2592, 9DcAYlz.jpeg)

Gonna crack open a cold one with the boys.

No. 856246

File: 1626529010115.jpeg (601.43 KB, 828x875, 483FA8BA-0793-4D60-B555-50C157…)

Grayhairold if he stopped spending all of his trucker bucks on nasty e-girls like Shay

No. 856248

Make him hot like I did and then you won’t mind his presence so much

No. 856293

Thats def not uncooked its probably steamed

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No. 856309

Are you a seagull by any chance? Looks divine.

No. 856315

Yeah I made him into a cool typical vampire. I gave him the hair Lilith Vatore has and a goatee he isn't hot but I think he looks cool

No. 856323

r u charlie sheen dog or hilary duff catgirl

No. 856325

File: 1626536276178.jpg (166.31 KB, 1115x1677, e2va9n5yj3461.jpg)

My favorite genre of "image found on the internet with no clear origin" is photos of short and tall people photoshopped to exaggeration

No. 856333

they're girlfriends

No. 856335

i wanna stand in the middle

No. 856382

this is how I feel when I'm with my short friends

No. 856404

File: 1626544679776.jpg (60.95 KB, 460x694, ad877wD_460s.jpg)

No. 856563

How would you fuck it?
I'm thinking this is an ovipositor situation

No. 856580

File: 1626560105343.png (208.6 KB, 435x434, imagen_2021-07-17_171401.png)

Is lolcow a safe space for ed sheraan?

No. 856607

Some anons were simping for him in his vampire Weeknd drag so yes

No. 856613

more talented then Beyonce

No. 856634

File: 1626564408219.jpeg (45.19 KB, 400x400, 8579EA68-2F0F-4DF0-A04D-5583DC…)

No. 856642

File: 1626564622840.jpg (82.41 KB, 768x1106, 8765456785.jpg)

How is he apparently 5'8" and still has a severe case of chubby manlet body? He looks like a big little kid.

No. 856643

File: 1626564741500.jpeg (57.39 KB, 622x689, 10E28C14-32B5-4835-BB4B-46B7B6…)

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No. 856989

File: 1626612415313.png (Spoiler Image, 156.68 KB, 455x279, weird.PNG)

No. 857026

He's just sitting there like a fucking idiot

No. 857028

Anything under 5'11 is in manlet territory.

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No. 857501

File: 1626647487984.gif (5.85 KB, 408x408, dog-funny.gif)

No. 857715

I'm here to kick ass and piss on floors. And I'm all outta unpissed floor

No. 857953

File: 1626711684729.png (2.6 MB, 828x1792, 3D915B44-1E80-422F-A0FE-D11510…)

He’s totally not my usual type but I want to do things to James Maslow. He’s Henry Cavill tier and I would lick the sweat from anywhere on his body.

No. 857978

>Henry Cavill tier
so shit then

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No. 858430

Literally same and based. I hope you get to move out and be crazy soon

No. 858431

Anon, are you blind? He is NOT Henry Cavill tier

No. 858444

I mean he's fit but not Henry Cavill tier

No. 858455

Oh my god, he looks exactly like this scrote I occasionally talk to.

No. 858457

Contrary to other anons here I would say he's Cavill tier because I get the same exact desire to punch this guy in the face as when I look at the neanderthal faced pedo.

No. 858459

File: 1626744744965.jpeg (24 KB, 347x253, BCAEE7CD-DA2A-4CF9-B18F-834C70…)

Didn’t he play as James from BTR? based

No. 858464

For a while I thought I was the only anti cavill anon here but there's at least 3 of us and I love that

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No. 858469

Four, at least

No. 858470

Kissies for my bitchies

No. 858488

File: 1626748120212.jpg (24.21 KB, 367x500, Mark_Kassen,_Tony_Cárdenas_and…)

Chris Rock is so cute

No. 858490

File: 1626748194791.png (262.81 KB, 1024x710, roll-up-sleeping-bag-time-to-r…)

I want someone to roll me up like a sleeping bag. nice cozy tight

No. 858493

hottest president we've had so far

No. 858495

Ludacris is looking good these days.

No. 858499

File: 1626748825036.jpg (211.24 KB, 1920x1080, et_052118_arianadatingvp.png.j…)

holy shit I looked and him & his girlfriend Taylor Swift do look great these days.

No. 858500

File: 1626749102890.jpeg (517.73 KB, 828x1306, 444DC1AC-8BB8-4E7B-9B83-1E9BD6…)

I used to be anti-Cavill, til I dated an ugly scrote who seethed with jealousy over Henry Cavill because he was an ugly short fat superman freak in his 30s and thought Cavill was the pinnacle of beauty. I told my ex I didn’t think Cavill was hot… since we broke up though I have the strong urge to cuck my ex by wanting to fuck Cavill. It’s petty, but I’d do him now. He’s weirdly hotter in selfies.

No. 858503

he fucks teenagers so I don't think that'll work out anon.
but even besides that I never got the appeal/constant shilling of cube-headed men, they barely look human

No. 858508

nta I don't like Cavil but he represents as Masculine I like a guy, like there are guys buffer then Cavill but they look Freskish to me

No. 858509

Wow damn anon you’re right. I guess him fucking teens is the barrier keeping me from sitting on his cheese cube face.

No. 858511

it should be?

No. 858514

It’s definitely a consideration. I’m not really gonna fuck him, anon. I told my Cavill-obsessed ex about the allegations btw and he of course made excuses.

No. 858777

File: 1626786328974.jpeg (572.01 KB, 1242x1214, 1586467323492.jpeg)

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No. 859207

File: 1626824822986.jpg (493.05 KB, 1027x1280, Hewwo.jpg)

Hey ladies

No. 859218

File: 1626825739442.png (2.49 MB, 1256x1302, hypnotized.png)

not now, mommy's engaging in a little hypnotorture with our little coffee hating tardling

No. 859222

File: 1626825939917.jpeg (35.92 KB, 630x630, A4DCE0AF-7BDB-4298-8446-42AAD3…)


No. 859226

File: 1626826148411.png (43.39 KB, 351x400, 1448568_3f23b[1].png)

and that's a tree, sis

No. 859229

File: 1626826303767.png (Spoiler Image, 8.77 MB, 1242x2208, 1626417100160.png)

italiano della della meurte della meurtes della italiano

No. 859234

File: 1626826828272.gif (2.06 MB, 480x360, giphy.gif)

No. 859241

File: 1626827375947.jpg (76.42 KB, 1920x1080, ring-fit-adventure-npd-restock…)


No. 859249

I'm in looooooove with a fairytaaaaale, even thoooooooo it huuuurts

Gimme that aggressive folk violin

No. 859252

he got bara titty

No. 859256

No shoes, just vibes

No. 859263

I can taste it right now. loved how the shapes tasted

No. 859264

File: 1626828746245.webm (5.83 MB, 640x750, 28728287257.webm)

deh shirt unbuttoned, nice.

No. 859269

File: 1626829014798.jpeg (37.38 KB, 600x315, 3BBFB015-DA27-4C29-8CBA-B5513F…)

Hey shawty

No. 859340

especially when you let it sit out for a bit and get crunchy mmm yeeeeessss BIIIIIIITTTTCCCCHH

No. 859344

File: 1626837662946.jpg (22.18 KB, 450x290, DeUywOWUQAI1Up8.jpg)

turn on ur location pls & thank

No. 859356

File: 1626839201380.gif (6.78 MB, 240x426, E80EEE28-05EA-48A5-83A5-3FEB34…)

No. 859359

wow fupa went full they/them

No. 859361

fukkin rip

No. 859366

File: 1626840493628.png (7.38 KB, 941x86, lit anon.png)

No. 859389

What a bitch. Let's kill him.

No. 859391

Wait anon why did you delete the sperg about Recess??? Come back

No. 859434

nooooo i loved it did someone screen grab it before it was gone?

No. 859483

File: 1626856206454.png (390.32 KB, 986x734, 1538143809780.png)

If you don't like California, you're a fucking faggot

No. 859485

what if im a faggot and like california

No. 859525

The most English thing I've seen today

No. 859553

Your support of California is charming but ultimately worthless, you dirty faggot.

No. 859556

File: 1626868207654.png (1.15 MB, 1264x715, stuart big.png)

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No. 859565

the daddys little porkchop banner makes me never want to visit this website again. i hate that gif so much

No. 859566

What will you do to combat stuart big and gman?
>shoot gun at sutart big's head
>shoot gun at gman's head
>shoot gun at cable
>pet stuart
>give flower to gman

No. 859706

File: 1626883289245.jpg (34.98 KB, 620x620, 13164351_581011488732617_43798…)

So's I says to the guy, "You ain't Nuthin' but a HOUNDDOG, BROTHER!!!!!!!"

No. 859715

fuck my kids
fuck nurse becky
fuck that nursing home never look back

No. 859722

give stu a kiss on the lips

No. 859731

Stuart big decides he likes you better than gman. He throws gman off his back and gives you a piggyback ride to rome italy. Congratulations you have unlocked the good ending

No. 859741

I choose to speak to Stuart to determine if he is the version voiced by Michael J Fox

No. 859748

File: 1626886505799.jpg (28.06 KB, 400x400, L8Yt_jwQ_400x400.jpg)

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No. 859791

Joni Mitchell and I love California

No. 859792

even with the severe forest fires, earthquakes, homeless druggies, shitty celebs and youtubers, etc?

No. 859794

don't forget the inflated cost of living and housing shortage

No. 859802

thats why I like it nonita, clown world on ludicrous speed

No. 859805

I want to go to california but just to visit museums, galleries, the aquarium, universal and disney

No. 859809

File: 1626891540822.jpg (354.06 KB, 1920x1851, luve-vagaluve-zeldasas.jpg)

link moreno

No. 859813

File: 1626891708336.jpg (36.52 KB, 640x548, qsaczldmgrf41.jpg)

link moreno 2

No. 859830

that reminds me, a few years ago there was a measles outbreak in disneyland. I'm guessing it's probably under control now but that was still weird.

No. 859838

don't forget the ayn rand institute

No. 859841

lwt's go nonnie I'm trying to meet my celeb crush on the streets

No. 859861

I love komodo link

No. 860031

bitch you better praise god or imma shoot and that's on god
I ain't playing bout my lord and savior I'm on my job
if you ain't a christian imma stab you in the face
if it ain't bout jesus imma hit you with this k

No. 860038

RIP Betty White
she ain’t dead yet but for when she die cause I know it’s coming up

No. 860040

File: 1626907767802.gif (194.46 KB, 477x456, D741B28F-496B-4BF7-A85E-CB8EB1…)

this shook me to my core for a second

No. 860041

Bitch what tje fucl

No. 860046

Take that shit back what the fuck

No. 860052

File: 1626909187594.jpeg (68.65 KB, 514x542, 9647803323.jpeg)

This reminded me of the other day when I was looking up Bjork and how her daughter is doing now, somehow I 'Bing'd her instead of Googled and my heart fucking sank when it read she had apparently died last month.
Thank god it was just some random Swedish composer with the same name and I guess Bing got confused.

No. 860058

ayrt, the chaos you caused with one post kek

No. 860083

Isadora bjarkardottir has an instagram here

Also vid related is Bjork's son doing some music (he's the fat one singing)

No. 860086

File: 1626912114408.png (570.26 KB, 810x598, vfff.png)

also Isadora made a covid cosplay at some point

No. 860122

>Isadora bjarkardottir
Im not Icelandic and not that aquanited with their naming conventions either, but dont Icelanders have a patronymic last name (father's first name + -son/-dottir) instead of a matronymic? And doesn't Iceland get very antsy and anal if an icelander doesn't follow exactly that convention? If so, based points for Bjork. Dunno how strictly the names get regulated outside of the country, but still cool imo.

No. 860123

Joni Mitchell's California is the only California I'll ever love tbh.

No. 860126

File: 1626916598012.jpeg (108.24 KB, 713x1024, F0EA6BA7-82B9-489A-A350-EFDF5D…)

No. 860146

Mostly it's taken from the father's name but it's not unheard of to take the mother's. Her full name includes both: Isadora Bjarkardottir Barney. I think she is closer to her mum though and seems to prefer just using Bjarkardottir.

No. 860256

Every once in a while BART will put out "measle exposure" notices. It's not as uncommon as you think now

No. 860293


Tfw even thinking of stinky, ugly BART is making my nose ache with longing. I shoulda never left San Francisco.

No. 860490

File: 1626956931911.png (3.23 KB, 43x52, output-onlinepngtools.png)

Ugh I want to make a youtubepoop video but I have to study. Also my scalp skin is peeling off haha

No. 860969

File: 1626999748037.jpg (329.7 KB, 1024x724, istockphoto-482906223-1024x102…)

i dont wanna draw stupid stinky COMMISSIONS why cant i just get free money

No. 861085

bitch bitch little bitch i made you my bitch

No. 861086

Holy shit I didn't remember this existed at all, thank you anon

No. 861105

It didn't used to be like that…once, it was like a paradise…

No. 861109

My daddy and my mommy and my daddy and my MO-MMY

No. 861243

File: 1627047279136.png (9.49 KB, 421x273, Capture.PNG)

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No. 861251

I wish i had the skills to even do commissions

No. 861252

Ew wtf. Coomer humor

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No. 861264

I hate you anon

No. 861269

at least he doesn't seem to enjoy the dog sperm

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No. 861290

anal sex lube? hahahahahahaahahahahahaahahhahaah

No. 861471

I can't stop listening to this. I never watched Breaking Bad. You are not the guy.

No. 861544

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Am I okay? Am I okay? Am I okay?
No you stupid bitch, I'm truly in love with the hope that sleeps inside you.

No. 861545

I had that part in my head for the better part of a year the first time I heard it, my brain would randomly hit me with "you. are not the guy. you're not capable of being the guy. i had a guy and now i dont. you. are not. the guy"

No. 861589

420/69/swed bro

No. 861650

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No. 861659

>an expensive stuff

No. 861700

fuck, i hate looking like such a fat bitch all the time and im not even overweight!!!!! my face in motion is actually inspiration for Lovecraftian horror, i wish i had an adderall prescription

No. 861761

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Glad a nonnie reminded me this exists

No. 861763

she should have covered up more so that the point would come more across. also less make-up

No. 861770

What was this song called again its on the tip of my tongue

No. 861774

how to be a heartbreaker

No. 861780

Now i just want sushi

No. 861781

I think there was a Free cosplay version of this, which was kinda cute and funny.

No. 861794

what would a komaedaroll taste like?

No. 861797

Not sure, but it would definitely have eel in it

No. 861798

I'm angry and cant sleep. And i keep refreshing lolcow threads to read more stuff to try to feel better, but it isnt working. Today is my only day off, but i'm already mentally checked out

No. 861809

I feel you really hard nonna. You're not alone but that doesn't even help, it's just two of us suffering.

No. 861813

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The County Weathew Sewvice has issued a wawning fow a meteowowogicaw event.
The wawning is effective immediatewy and continues untiw sunwise tomowwow mowning.
Citizens awe advised not to obsewve this event with the naked eye.
The County Weathew Sewvice has issued the fowwowing cowwection fow the weathew wawning in effect:
Fow youw safety, wemain indoows. Do not wook up at the night sky.
Mowe infowmation to fowwow.
Cwose and secuwe aww possibwe entwances to youw home.
Tuwn off aww wights.
Do not wook out of any windows.
Do not wespond to any knocks on youw windows ow doows untiw the aww cweaw is given.
Wemain siwent at aww times.
Do not attempt to intewact with anyone outside of youw home.
Do not attempt to investigate any noise which may emanate fwom outside youw home.
Do not attempt to investigate any wight outside youw home.
If you see any unidentified figuwe inside youw home, ow fwom the cownews of youw eyes, do not attempt to investigate.
Do not wook at the ceiwing.
Wemain cawm at aww times.
Shouwd any membew of youw famiwy go missing, do not attempt to seawch fow them.

No. 861834

I am stargazing with my husbando in my mind, having fun I recommend it for your next mind date with your darling

No. 861835

im so sleep deprived that this actually creeped me out.

No. 861867

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If you read the whole entire post that I am typing right now, by the time you get to this section of the sentence, right after the word "word," you'll realize that I have craftily wasted your time and there's no point to its construction but to make you feel like a fool – which you are, you big dumb moronic clown.

No. 861870

No eel. It would be sickeningly sweet and slightly rancid I think. Like jam and cheddar cheese.
Or yoghurt in homage to Ko-chan's dietary preferences kek

No. 861881

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All aboard

No. 861886

Thanks bitch, I'm here to waste time. You're helping me

No. 861986

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Wanna go to the grocery store to buy carrots for Keema Curry but my bf nutted inside and now i have cramps and it feels like i gotta poop

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No. 862407

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Mods, did you fix my undeserved ban?

No. 862793

I know american girls would give anything to be european and I am european and I wish I was a pretty blonde girl from texas from a movie in 2012 who says y'all and who bakes pies every day and dresses in cute short dresses with belts and high heel sandals that were trendy in 2012 and somehow is not fat from eating pie every day.

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No. 863503

ahhhhh fucqq u bickk

No. 863593

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I am just asking for the dear universe to give me sex dreams again
Preferably with attractive and famous people that would never maybe fuck me irl

No. 863605

Lucid dreaming, my dear friend. Learn the art of it and experience nirvana.

No. 863608

>I know american girls would give anything to be european
Hate to break it to you anon but… kek

No. 863612

is lucid dreaming actually real, I always assume you're all lying about this but if i can dream fuck my anime husband im willing to try

No. 863615

why the fuck would we want to be european??(and do not bring up the healthcare)

No. 863629

You haven't seen the girls who want to move to europe because it's "more cultured"?

No. 863635

Im American and i wish i was European if it meant living in Europe. If i was living in America though it wouldn't matter.

Guilty kek

I've never done it but there are a bunch of books about it. Just google it

No. 863692

It's 100% real, I have had a lot of spontaneous lucid dreams all my life. But it's not as controllable as to do whatever you want.
You are aware but the dream still goes the way it goes. You can influence it a bit, but it takes a sort of mental effort and doesn't always work and even when it does it gives random results, and it doesn't last for long.
Tl;dr lucid dreaming is real, controling it is not

No. 863707

I’m the anon that originally replied to you… yes it is definitely real. Some people make it out to be this ~magical~ experience which is why it doesn’t sound real but literally all it is, is controlling your dreams.

It takes practice which is why I said to master the art of it but there is plenty online that can help you. Some methods may not work for you. Some will. Won’t take too long if you’re actually serious about doing it. I have a severe sleep disorder so I don’t get to do it often but when I do it’s great!

No. 863749

Ah I remember once when I was a kid I was awake in my dream. The first thing I did of course was to double-jump over the street like in the videogames

No. 863760

I loveee this song. Ponies and ponies and ponies and ponies

No. 863764

And rainbowy ponies and sunshiney ponies and clouds full of ponies that float in the sky!

No. 863831

whichever one of you is posting dumb mcr memes on /m/ come and kiss me asap

No. 864048

Pooping in my little forest hut while there is storm raging around. Ngl feels kinda aesthetic.

No. 864052

Hope you have a comfy ASMR experience in your little house

No. 864222

I'm >>863593 and I've been trying to lucid dream for a while now, but it's hard af
I can barely sleep in the first place lol

No. 864336

Apparently lying on your back and pink noise helps.

No. 864362

Do you put butter before peanut butter before peanut butting the peanut butter on?

No. 864441

The audacity of the anon who made the black girl thread on /g/ using a photo of a Chinese woman in blackface. How did she not clock that… Was it bait? The plot thicken

No. 864569

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No. 864595

I thought it odd a black woman wouldn't be able to recognise another kek. It's an obscure photo too. Strange blunder indeed.

No. 864625

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I hate that the writers keep pushing us to spend time with Belphaggot. There should be an option to tell him to fuck off. I love being mean to him every chance I get because he gets so asshurt lmao.

No. 864627

What a fucking incel

No. 864628

I don't use butter with peanut butter. I hate buttering bread, actually. I can spread anything else on soft bread without tearing it, but that devil's product: BUTTER is too much for me to handle

No. 864630

Kek, haven't played in months but I agree. Mammon best boy

No. 864631

I was so pissy they made the snake boy the otaku Incel

No. 864642

phenomenal taste nonita

No. 864724

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Ah, I see you're a woman of culture as well.

No. 864749

It's Obey Me, right? Does it have any endgame/routes like Mystic Messenger or does it continue indefinitely?

No. 864778

why do people eat peanut butter toast with cow butter? It's so fatty and gross. why

No. 864787

have you ever had sex with a pharoooooooooo-ahhhhh put the pussy in a sarcophagus

No. 864806

Why do ppl even eat peanut butter, tried it once and I could feel my arteries clogging. Nut butters are frankenfood.

No. 864817

That's melted gold, ma'am, that's the essence of the goddess herself.
I eat peanut butter every day. If peanut butter was a religion, I'd be in it and then break off and form my own religion based off the peanut butter religion which will eventually form into a cult and then I will be keeping jars and jars of peanut butter in my compound in Waco until the man comes knocking to try and take it all away

No. 864819

>pink noise
also why are only repulsive men in my sex dreams

No. 864831

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I wanna a-log Poppy that stupid fugly cunt

No. 864835

nta but pink noise, like the phrase 'white noise' is a certain frequency of sound. It's called pink because the frequency of the noise is closest to the color pink. Pretty cool, right? Also, there's more sciency stuff that defines pink noise as such here https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pink_noise
I started listening to some pink noise on yt just now and it's making me a little sleepy, and I just woke up not too long ago.

No. 864839

they taste good, are a good source of protein and healthy fats, and are nutritious in moderation

No. 864841

what did she do?

No. 864844

Just to to her thread in snow

No. 864861

Do you mean Poppy as in Moriah?

No. 864896

I'm still only about 1/3 of the way through the main story and afaik you don't get to choose a route. It's marketed as an otome but the story plays out more like a harem where all of the brothers grow to like you and occasionally get jealous of each other spending time with you. The writing is pretty bad but I still play it for the hot demons.
I hope the devs will add routes eventually or at least a special event where you get to spend time exclusively with a brother of your choosing.

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I will try, but I do have insomnia so ymmv
And btw, I had a sex dream today and it was awful lmao dude was a
Axl Rose impersonator tried to cannibalize me and then there's a blank and I was going to peg him. I'm not into any if that shit, the only part that felt good was when I putting on the strap on and it had a vibrating dildo on the inside as well.

No. 865083

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Listen, this is important. I need to change the record on something, but the thread in question was locked. I don't especially want to further the Komaeda penis discourse, because every time an anon says that he has a tiny dick it literally, physically pains me, but this is ultimately more important than my wellbeing.

Saying that Komaeda has a micropenis is slander. I appreciate your creativity and imagination and it's clear that you've thought about it and paid attention to the source material, but you're fucking wrong.

I have revised my views on both his dick and balls in the last six months:
His balls are probably a bit saggy and dark pink. Proper man balls, but still not hairy. The odd sprouting hair at most. I imagine the skin texture on them to be that of a plucked goose.
As for his shaft, I have reason to believe that he does in fact have a large penis, in contrast to my original vision of a 6.5in length. I think it's probably about 8 inches erect, and not a skinny dick either - nicely girthy. The reason for this is that in-world, other characters find him creepy and repellent despite noting his physical beauty (e.g. Genocider Syo calling him a pretty boy in UDG). It would be just Komaeda's luck for him to have a beautiful, perfect penis but nobody who wants to go near it. Another cruel joke played on him by fate.
I still picture his cock to be a beautiful pearly pink which gets progressively darker towards the tip. Delicate blue veins. Slightly curved upwards in a way that nudges against the g-spot.

I also feel compelled to briefly talk about this headcanon. How the fuck is he going to have freckles on his cock? He's not whipping it out nearly enough to have freckles. I have face freckles, but I don't have any on my vulva because freckles are literally just fashionable sun damage.
Mushroom heads are fucking gross, too. He'd have a nice delicate tip, and though I don't have any solid basis to make that assertion, I just know. I feel it in my pussy.

The only unpleasant thing I realised recently though, when I was writing about the state of his cum as Servant, is that he probably had a lot of smegma at that time. I can't imagine him really washing his cock very often, given his blatant disregard for his body and well-being. That said, I still can't honestly say that I would turn him down.

Don't reply with your personal penis headcanons, I don't want to hear them because I know that I am correct. Inb4 "teehee komaeda has a micropeen", don't fucking try me. I won't sperg harder, it won't be funny, but I will probably get very annoyed IRL and struggle to sleep.
YES I am serious about this. NO I am not autistic.

No. 865093

i don't even play DR but based

No. 865097

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