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No. 840108
Anything goes here.
No theme, no venting, no discussion about anything, you come here to be an absolute retard and shitpost. Post whatever you want. Bark if you want to. However, global rules still apply, don't infight, don't post nsfw shit, don't be racist, etc
Previous mental impairments:
>>>/ot/839319 No. 840121
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Whenever I see fanart of this dude he's so fucking fine, but I don't even watch or read these series
Sidenote: korean straight fujos that are into tiddies are the most based fujos on the planet, bless them and those who follow their steps
No. 840284
File: 1624888918424.jpg (67.8 KB, 800x558, 555.jpg)
all hail twigberus
No. 840478
File: 1624901223137.jpg (45.76 KB, 314x270, 454545.jpg)
>>840121>>840469I've never seen men with these types of pecs, My ex was pretty cut and his Pecs are like picrel
No. 840490
File: 1624901796800.png (Spoiler Image,1.36 MB, 1166x886, peak_pecs.png)
I just shake my head when I see a man with a FLAT chest. Men should all have muscle titties like picrel. Those are peak pecs.
No. 840505
File: 1624902830726.jpg (245.01 KB, 1959x1189, smug dangerroomp.jpg)
i have lost a total of one (1) (all) braincell(s) today
No. 840510
File: 1624903169332.jpg (Spoiler Image,75.62 KB, 646x263, 1613726999191.jpg)
>>840478>>840491You can have big tits and muscle definition, though. Not only does it look better imho but it also makes the dude actually stronger. That's why strongmen and powerlifters usually have a higher body fat %
Also yes, it is
No. 840522
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wwwwww ewrwrwrwr ruuuuubmbmbmbmww
No. 840533
File: 1624904443482.png (Spoiler Image,709.66 KB, 541x864, 90840932740932.png)
>>840469Oh shit we talking about tiddy I'm here for it
No. 840540
File: 1624904945721.jpg (404.73 KB, 1044x2048, d254477e96bd65dfe92aabbd81de77…)
Learn how to draw them correct, nonnetinas
No. 840581
>>840548You are right, it is mostly Koreans who draw these weird tit pecs on males, I mean have they never seen an IRL Muscular male
Unless your a bodybuilder or have some fat mixes on, most pec muscles on males are flat
Hell I'm 99% sure anons who talk about bara titties ae virgins
No. 840608
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>>840581Nah, korea does it too, but maybe it's japanese influence, idk
>>840581>have some fat mixes onThat's literally it, nobody said male tit is dolely muscle, it's obviously a mix
>99% sure anons who talk about bara titties ae virginsTry harder
You made me post ugly kpop man, don't make me post ben swolo as well
No. 840630
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You know it's the shitposting thread when people refuse to believe that you can be strong, have a little bit of fat and drink water at the same time. I wonder how many here go to the gym, because it's honestly not that rare
These
>>840469>>840533Are obviously over exaggerated, but these
>>840121>>840490>>840510>>840608Are obviously attainable and are probably easier than the bodybuilder dry cut look
No. 840709
File: 1624914300255.png (175.68 KB, 742x796, witch.png)
Watching Siempre Bruja and God I wish Colombia was real
No. 840727
File: 1624915844639.png (738.32 KB, 690x900, capybara.png)
>>840722Cece belongs to us all.
No. 840731
File: 1624916151853.jpg (1.39 MB, 3264x2448, IMG_6663-1.jpg)
your recommended articles
wikiHow: How to Introduce Two Admins
No. 840746
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>>840714>>840732eeh, not trying to tell you what you should like but they are not always overtly female-like, I also hate when they are drawn that way because I still like males, not real tits.
I remember when I was looking for
jotakak doujins and there was this was which the "plot" was that all of Jotaro's muscles turned into fat and the cover was Kakyoin fondling his chest and it just looked too much like actual tits and Jotaro just looked like a manfaced pre op fakeboi, gross
Speaking of which, once I saw a
Jotakak doujin where Kakyoin was a MtF troon. Just….
couldn't bother to find a better res pic No. 840800
>>840786It's from BTS clips from Star Wars, unfortunately he never used clothes like that for any movie
please ignore the shit music/editing, this was the only youtube video I could find with it.
No. 840824
File: 1624923791615.png (74.82 KB, 250x234, imagen_2021-06-28_184317.png)
Would you marry him?
No. 840828
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>>840824NO but I WOULD call him A- A-
No. 840868
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>>840804Love you too and ditto, nonalina
No. 840914
File: 1624929685370.jpg (80.89 KB, 1024x573, 27e.jpg)
someone posted a long-ass smut fic of my #1 husbando and i have a lot of snacks, it is a good night anons.
No. 840934
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I'm currently in the midst of a heat wave and I am living for it. I have no AC but seriously couldn't give less of a shit about melting and marinating in my own sweat. I'm one of those people who is constantly cold in anything sub 80F and always suffering from low level hypothermia. It's now over 100 degrees and my hands and feet are finally warm for the first time in years. I would much rather combust any day. DESTROY ME YOU BIG BURNING BITCH, PRAISE THE SUN
No. 840976
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I saw this on Twitter and it's so relatable frustrating and depressing at the same time idk where to post it, so here it is
No. 841006
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I'M LEAVING ON A JET PLANE
DON'T KNOW WHEN I'LL BE BACK AGAIN
No. 841017
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>>841006oobi, I hate to go
No. 841027
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If he really thinks we're the devil, then let's send 'em to hell
If he really thinks we're the devil, then let's send 'em to hell
If he really thinks we're the devil, then let's send 'em to hell
If he really thinks we're the devil, then let's send 'em to hell
If he really thinks we're the devil, then let's send 'em to hell
If he really thinks we're the devil, then let's send 'em to hell
If he really thinks we're the devil, then let's send 'em to hell
If he really thinks we're the devil, then let's send 'em to hell
If he really thinks we're the devil, then let's send 'em to hell
If he really thinks we're the devil, then let's send 'em to hell
If he really thinks we're the devil, then let's send 'em to hell
If he really thinks we're the devil, then let's send 'em to hell
If he really thinks we're the devil, then let's send 'em to hell
If he really thinks we're the devil, then let's send 'em to hell
If he really thinks we're the devil, then let's send 'em to hell
If he really thinks we're the devil, then let's send 'em to hell
If he really thinks we're the devil, then let's send 'em to hell
If he really thinks we're the devil, then let's send 'em to hell
If he really thinks we're the devil, then let's send 'em to hell
If he really thinks we're the devil, then let's send 'em to hell
If he really thinks we're the devil, then let's send 'em to hell
If he really thinks we're the devil, then let's send 'em to hell
If he really thinks we're the devil, then let's send 'em to hell
If he really thinks we're the devil, then let's send 'em to hell
If he really thinks we're the devil, then let's send 'em to hell
If he really thinks we're the devil, then let's send 'em to hell
If he really thinks we're the devil, then let's send 'em to hell
No. 841061
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No. 841094
>>841067marry ariana, fuck nokia and kill doja (sorry dojafags)
there used to be a whole FMK thread but it died lol
No. 841098
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No. 841254
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THEEEEEEERE WAS NEEEEVERR A MAAAAAAAAAN
LIKE MY JOHNNYYYYY
No. 841329
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Every man’s story ends in death… but we are not men and we will not die.
No. 841477
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>>840943Combined we would just make one boring normal person, but seperately we are the goddesses of ice and fire. Too dysfuncti—I mean powerful for this world
No. 841505
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whatchu eating
No. 841561
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No. 841641
File: 1624993829047.jpeg (48.06 KB, 765x673, EwsfXdbWQAMP8a0.jpeg)
SPAGHET
No. 841816
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can anyone tell me what actress is this?
No. 841870
File: 1625006615290.jpg (1.01 MB, 3024x4032, jzte8xdl25151.jpg)
>>841845A true queen who won't take shit from no one
No. 842127
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My parent's cat is 22 and has now outlived three other cats that I have loved. He's so shitty and he humps bunched up blankets. I stare at him and think "Why you. Why is it you."
No. 842535
File: 1625086828399.jpg (22.65 KB, 380x476, 8.jpg)
some anons say lc has hundreds of users but where the fuck are they? this place is deader than dead. we are never getting the borzoi-dyi-dildo-discharge era back.
No. 842538
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>>841641i fucking love sims 2 food it makes me so hungry and it smokes a little bit to show you it's warm and fresh aah
No. 842552
>>842550I've noticed that they usually post between 2AM ~ 4AM (GMT-4)
So if you're not around during this time cause of your timezone or work or sleep schedule etc etc you luckily won't see it.
No. 842559
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>>842542Sims 2 food had soul
No. 842628
>>842607Did you appeal the ban? Not to wk but if you have a
valid reason to appeal they're usually reasonable, admin even said about this on meta recently
No. 842652
>>842642>the mod didn't bother to read the post she was replying toJust fyi in the report queue they see the post that's been reported and the reason it was reported (if any was given) so in most seemingly straightforward cases there's no obvious reason to go read the thread, so mistakes happen. Red text doesn't even automatically mean a user got banned
t. someone who feels bad the mods are getting hate from their userbase the same hour they're actually cleaning up a CP raid
No. 842664
File: 1625094472472.png (112.17 KB, 256x256, download (12).png)
>>842550i also have somehow never seen a cp spam on here but i have seen gore spams a few times which luckily doesn't bother me at all to look at and isn't illegal to view
i have unfortunately seen it a couple times on 4chan and i rarely ever go on there compared to here
is the spam still ongoing? what board is it on so i can make sure i avoid it? i have severe paranoia about that shit and really rather not see it and feel like the fbi is going to kick down my door for just accidentally going on a page that it's on
No. 842704
>>842587I noticed that sometimes similar spam/gore abuse is posted on both boards so I suspect it could be a bot that's meant to target girlchans.
>>842607Please appeal something like this. You shouldn't have been remotely banned for that long. Email works too if anons are unable to appeal for whatever reason.
No. 842759
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admin in the shitpost thread?!
No. 842770
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>>842571the main problem with cc is that it's quiet and has had multiple moid raids
including some scrote from /r9k/ who kept posting his penisif you hate trannies they also seem to have an amount of those too according to lc but considering its reputation I was surprised when I went there and it wasn't really active at all
I wish I would actually allot my time to something useful instead of spending more and more on ib's, but life seems more and more bleak and I just want to talk to ppl fml
No. 842798
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>>842719Thanks for the info! Sucks about the ban evaders though.
>>842770CC has potential but just needs more visibility and less trannies.I think LC does better with deleting stuff and banning retards quickly.
I now completely understand why very few people would want to run an image board though. I wouldn't want to chase down ban evaders, schizos, and gore/CP spammers all day. Pouring one out for the LC jannies that gotta deal with all the autism(including mine).
No. 842814
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>>842798cc is terrible about leaving nasty shit or bait up. also they kept getting posted to 4ch for some reason despite them being a far less active site than lc.
I got tired of seeing that moid's nasty scrotum posted for hours with mods doing nothing about it, multiple times. much as people complain about lc's modding at least they actually administer bansit has potential in a sense that if it had a more organized random board it would probably do well but as it stands it's way too schizo.
should just try and focus on doing something productive with my life instead of being a shitty imageboard user and take lc's lessened activity as a sign but nah I'm going to keep using imageboards
No. 842919
File: 1625120269376.jpg (Spoiler Image,126.58 KB, 1242x1529, disgusting.jpg)
This picture makes me so mad, I don't listen to this rapper and I never was a fan, but now I really can't stand him.
I just wanna scream
No. 843148
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She's free, ladies
No. 843212
File: 1625157416988.jpeg (279.16 KB, 750x732, 334CDEE4-8262-4A1C-82FF-60582E…)
Damn girl when did you snag Mr. Beast?
No. 843568
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No. 843595
File: 1625172324800.jpg (Spoiler Image,109.6 KB, 1200x686, oogabooga.jpg)
No. 843623
File: 1625173131256.jpeg (2.18 MB, 4032x3024, ECE249EE-1E7C-484F-B0D7-84E1AC…)
spot baby duck
No. 843625
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>>843623black swans are gorgeous
No. 843682
File: 1625175923054.jpg (Spoiler Image,54.67 KB, 594x400, swan-1.jpg)
>>843625Swans carry their babies on their back before they can swim? I had no idea
No. 843697
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>>843682>>843625>>843623this is now a swanposting thread
No. 843756
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No. 843761
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swans are okay but not the best of the large waterfowl
this post was made my the goose gang
No. 843772
>>843568I can't tell if she looks scared or mentally checked tf out.
Maybe she's just in survival mode and will process the trauma later.
No. 843776
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>>843773God I love cherries
No. 843784
File: 1625182628534.png (250.05 KB, 291x353, hate.PNG)
I hate these, I like the chocolate ones though.
No. 843797
File: 1625183530762.jpeg (72.59 KB, 492x492, 81EC0669-13C9-4B53-A578-1614F0…)
>>843790I unironically want these.
No. 843803
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>>843800I want some of these balls, I used to bite them when I was younger and I'd get all that weird rubber shit in my mouth. They are so pretty though.
No. 843821
File: 1625185798542.jpg (66.53 KB, 1024x768, goose_smiling_by_vampyrechoirb…)
>>843810fuck ur hurry the world ain't made for u the goose is on the top of the foodchain and for a good reason now learn your place lowly human
No. 843885
File: 1625192244187.jpg (Spoiler Image,55 KB, 1200x1680, goose-with-teeth.jpg)
repost, forgot to spoiler. sorry for spooking any unsuspecting nonnies
>>843821look this fucker in the eyes and tell me this isn't a product of satan
No. 843912
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>>843885>>843870>>843827all of these pussies who can't comprehend true majesty. i can't wait til The Great Migration (when geese migrate to their rightful place as humanity's enslavers)
No. 843922
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No. 843994
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>>843788>>843790You absolute buffoon. How do you breathe without choking to death on your own tongue?
No. 844257
File: 1625245611840.jpeg (215.04 KB, 1200x800, EFB7C766-E64E-4D08-BA86-5D2906…)
got me to thinking about the word "Vessel" and realized it's like this, see, Vessel is like Vase but vassel. Like wrastlin' men, vassels fulfill their purpose. which is being filled, of course
No. 844746
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No. 844786
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>>844746His appearance matches his tweets
No. 844827
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I know you sick husbandofags would even like this
No. 844887
File: 1625320159997.jpg (26.51 KB, 685x640, no.jpg)
>>844827it's called 3D pig disgusting for a reason
No. 844928
File: 1625325234940.jpg (107.44 KB, 810x859, discord.jpg)
>celeb thread get derailed.
It's like Christmas
No. 845015
File: 1625334126275.png (512.59 KB, 720x932, 2537494833783.png)
>>844948What did he ever do to you anon?
No. 845112
File: 1625344502060.gif (3.68 MB, 640x640, tenor (1).gif)
post more wholesome stuff please
No. 845121
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No. 845133
File: 1625345888922.gif (6.43 MB, 640x640, catkiss.gif)
No. 845137
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No. 845173
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did I post this already lol
No. 845179
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>>845112are you ready to feel
nonnie No. 845190
>>845179Nta but I almost cried, I love you, but I also hate you,
nonnie.
No. 845226
File: 1625355629113.jpg (52.91 KB, 680x510, tihardogblack.jpg)
>>845112Have a blessed dog
No. 845388
File: 1625379233143.jpg (153.64 KB, 1000x1207, 813376282ed2c894850506b43d3c19…)
Rinotuna (korean male artist) gives me bi vibes
No. 845482
>>845388I love the men that he draws
>tfw no crab man bf>>844746God, I hate Travis
No. 845589
File: 1625410522273.png (326.9 KB, 712x460, Untitled.png)
I need Masa to be my boyfriend and take care of bugs for me. I just need someone to deal with bugs
No. 845723
>>845718Ahem..
Poo poo, pee pee, penis and vagina
Women with dicks and weak men with vaginas
No. 845759
File: 1625424688868.jpeg (114.51 KB, 960x640, 5FA48F02-E4D8-455A-A668-F2ABDA…)
My guts are growling
Because I ate food
And now I will
Go fard
Brap
No. 845836
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I miss Jenna Marbles
No. 845865
>>845859Samefag what’s everyone fave Jenna marbles video?
Mine is the one where she spends over $150 on jeans just to make a hideous chair that doesn’t even work.
No. 845929
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1 reply = 1 belly rub
No. 845949
>>845929It's a trap!
I know better than to touch a cat's belly
No. 845999
>>845997I GET THIS FEELING
AND EVERY TIME WE KISS I SWEAR I CAN FLY
No. 846064
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>>846063absolutely shitpost is me forgetting the image
No. 846082
File: 1625451483004.jpeg (100.35 KB, 500x753, F65E6FB4-C7DE-450C-A8E8-7DDF0D…)
>>846063He’s hot as fuck, thank you for reminding me his amazing existence.
No. 846185
>>845949Your reply still counts as 1 belly rub.
Now you will be B I T T E N
No. 846293
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No. 846318
File: 1625484588705.jpg (95.4 KB, 1280x720, eggsalad.jpg)
I understand her
No. 846576
File: 1625513138426.jpg (480.49 KB, 1079x932, 1599466528249.jpg)
>MALE
No. 846750
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No. 846901
File: 1625551901434.png (608.75 KB, 992x558, imagen_2021-07-06_011043.png)
Botw Link is my ultimate husband and the thing I love the most about him is that he's LEGAL he's 117 so he's FAIR GAME
No. 846958
File: 1625556058800.png (392.67 KB, 376x463, concern.PNG)
>>846901His dick is fucking huge
IVE SEEN IT
I wish he was real, I want to marry a cute elf twink bf
No. 846987
>>846968I'm a
triggered terf victim of
problematic oof No. 847018
>>847012Yea, the chance of Melanie trying to call me Daddy/Dada is a real risk, I agree. One and done, thank you.
>>847009Artsalt anons are all weebs so that's an easy kill (my apologies to the history of the board). Fuck Driverspergs while black-out wasted and marry celebricow anons cause they seem like unhinged freaks.
No. 847030
>>847004Lana Del Rey, Melanie Martinez, Billie Eilish
I do not know much about Melanie other than that I like the way she would put effort into creepycute aesthetic. Marrying LDR would seem like a problem because of her current husband, it raises a bit of red flags to me. Billie is nothing but an industry plant, everything about her is calculated to shit so she is boring to me.
>>847009Celebricows anons, Driverfags (their fangirling seems endearing if you compare to the other two anons), Artsalt anons because they need to change their diapers and get a life.
No. 847144
>>847004Fuck Lana, Kill Melanie and Marry Billie
>>847009Marry all of them but give artsalt anons the least attention
No. 847246
File: 1625581247127.png (1.68 MB, 1842x2048, Screenshot_20210706-092001.png)
>>847240Enjoy your weird birdman's sandpaper cloaca, I'll be over here with my hunky autistic sci-fi mage bf.
No. 847258
>>847004can't believe you bitches want to fuck a ddlg.
kill melanie on the spot in less than a second, seriously wtf, fuck lana, marry billie only for the money
No. 847331
>>842790KEK ANON
MIRROR ON THE WALL
HERE WE ARE AGAIIIN
Fuck
No. 847337
File: 1625591008036.png (87.76 KB, 250x250, 31FDFC2B-42E9-4D8A-9F08-6F5C25…)
>>847246>not choosing the superior fuck machineI’ll tell it I want my titties played with by using a flashlight
No. 847385
File: 1625594516677.jpg (Spoiler Image,24.5 KB, 537x384, snoworzoi.jpg)
>>845179everything comes back to our old friend in the end
No. 847457
File: 1625599302463.jpg (284.23 KB, 1080x1794, IMG_20210706_152139.jpg)
My sister looks like a female version of the lead singer of that band maneskin kek
No. 847640
File: 1625615784436.gif (56.67 KB, 220x170, 1614322092131.gif)
im put expensive sugars in your gas tank mmnyes
No. 847644
File: 1625616172291.jpg (39.33 KB, 480x360, confused_bear-24062018.jpg)
I'm terrified of being mauled by a bear. I often have random thoughts, in random places of how I'd protect myself if a bear broke in. Usually it's just, "I guess I'll just die".
I'm the same about whales, I know i'll never see one and like Bears I'm not in an area where there would be one, but It's just scary to me.
No. 847647
File: 1625616501132.png (1.29 MB, 1080x1070, Screenshot_20210619-234716.png)
BE KIND, OR DON'T
(YOU) ARE THE IMAGEBOARD EXPERIENCING ITSELF
(YOU) ARE ANONYMOUS, ANONYMOUS IS (YOU)
EVERYTHING COMES FULL CIRCLE, NONNY
No. 847661
File: 1625617762758.jpg (35.67 KB, 317x240, Tubby_Toast.jpg)
That shit burnt bruh
No. 847668
File: 1625618582064.png (369.1 KB, 412x410, 111.PNG)
I want this but it's $78.99 on eBay
No. 847684
File: 1625620691220.png (907.41 KB, 1280x720, imagen_2021-07-06_201755.png)
>>847668Make your own with play-doh or clay, or search for similar toys and japanese miniature kits online
No. 847723
File: 1625624325466.jpeg (116.35 KB, 1778x1000, 5d01c97b24000051178ab150.jpeg)
She
No. 847740
File: 1625626939016.jpg (79.44 KB, 540x960, 1625510457402.jpg)
Dibidi ba didi dou dou
Di ba didi dou
Didi didldildidldidl houdihoudi dey dou
No. 847742
File: 1625627171158.jpg (61.47 KB, 1079x823, DzxJ9ZDX0AAuCR5.jpg)
>>847661so what its crispier that way bitch
No. 847751
File: 1625628405381.jpg (27.9 KB, 852x480, 4o8w21890.jpg)
Hey guys look!
ANON FARTED!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
No. 847758
File: 1625629214782.jpg (109.89 KB, 720x962, FB_IMG_1612565428222.jpg)
>>847009Fuck celebanons I bet they are fun, kill artsalt anons cause the thread got infested with twitterfags and marry my own kind, the Driverfags. clink clink
No. 847815
File: 1625638590980.jpg (33.47 KB, 517x541, 1609588871427.jpg)
>>847758I dislike your twittermeme, my friend.
No. 847856
File: 1625641353786.jpg (49.21 KB, 720x965, FB_IMG_1613794500348.jpg)
>>847815I don't use twitter, I just like dumb bitch memes, fite me m8
No. 847858
File: 1625641919550.jpg (41.71 KB, 583x509, 1557955402474.jpg)
>>847856I'm sorry nona, I associate the acrylic nails/lip gloss overlays with twitter. You know, I'm something of a dumb bitch meme appreciator myself, I just think of them as more of picrel
No. 847863
>>847815didn't an anon literally create
>>847758 for the dumb bitch memes thread after another anon imagined the hands on something with many arms? this is home grown memeage my friend
No. 847865
File: 1625642793973.jpeg (28.01 KB, 275x275, 1610827491700.jpeg)
>>847858Fair enough. I love them all, I guess I'll appropriate these with the nails and lips and shit from the twitterfags, I don't care about their feelings
No. 847867
File: 1625642842921.jpg (42.45 KB, 900x599, 20210610_030628.jpg)
>>847863I'm fucking sorry, okay??? I just woke up can you just let me live?? wow truly is a hateforum here smh fuckin terven whores smhmshm
Still don't like the meme though. "Biblically accurate angels" reminds me of reddit atheist humor.
No. 847952
File: 1625654720539.jpg (243.59 KB, 1500x1500, 81Q-fahh3LL._SL1500_.jpg)
i want this
No. 847953
File: 1625654773385.jpg (8.19 KB, 225x225, download.jpg)
>>847952and i want this as well, but i won't get it. Im not a fat ass anymore.
No. 847961
File: 1625657445057.jpg (391.9 KB, 948x948, erinfish.jpg)
feel like pure shit just want her back x
No. 848327
File: 1625690027526.jpeg (18.72 KB, 612x612, she cant hurt you its okay.jpe…)
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOD DANIEL PLEASE FUCKING HELP ME THEY'VE MUTATED ME AND I LOST 70% OF MY BODY………ooooooOoooOoOoOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHH GOD I CAN FEEL THE LIMBS…..PHANTOM……SEND…HELP……..CALL MIMI….PLEASHE…..ooh god my bone marrow is BOILING in my BLOODSTREAM why ….. WHY WOULD YOU PLAY GOD LIKE THIS, HUMAN? IT FEELS LIKE ACID IS INBETWEEN EVERY LAYER OF MY SKIN oooooohhh cuore di gesù, un tempo in agonia,
abbi pietà dei morenti
No. 848379
File: 1625695105583.jpg (68.34 KB, 540x718, 2a2cbd42b71ee079ce4_c87a0e94_5…)
accidentally shoots my bf
whoops haha
No. 848398
File: 1625697369110.gif (1.65 MB, 220x391, I don't like it.gif)
No. 848422
File: 1625700430370.jpg (278.53 KB, 1024x671, hfdhcxnmwwhksrhdgfcvs.jpg)
GIVE ME THE WOOSTERSAUCE I SAY
No. 848430
File: 1625704066137.jpg (257.16 KB, 640x1136, 47bcf80c64785ee6887aaefb7fec5e…)
tear troughs are ruining my life!
No. 848440
File: 1625706121032.jpeg (14.99 KB, 250x250, A8308F4B-E68A-4B2E-8DF0-2CE453…)
would you?
No. 848448
File: 1625706955963.jpg (63.19 KB, 480x728, delish-pop-tarts-watermelon.jp…)
Yuck
No. 848450
File: 1625706997773.jpg (13.19 KB, 201x251, download.jpg)
Yum…?
No. 848475
File: 1625709203145.png (1.37 MB, 931x1819, 5.png)
SWEATY MEN
No. 848526
File: 1625714829674.jpeg (62.42 KB, 749x410, 11DDBF85-6D30-4883-86B6-D4BB2C…)
STOP STARING INTO MY EYES STOP STARING INTO MY SOUL I USED TO NEVER BE PERCIEVED BY THE HUMANFOLK NOW ALL THEY WANT TO DO IS STARE INTO MY SOUL I AM SCARED
No. 848537
File: 1625716328906.png (4.09 MB, 4676x864, 000.png)
fuck marry kill
No. 848550
File: 1625719726613.jpg (8.22 KB, 129x225, 116910407_304805227410216_7545…)
>>848537Fuck, marry, kill
No. 848554
File: 1625721501476.jpg (39.85 KB, 450x450, 1625436595096.jpg)
Us posting slurs
No. 848555
File: 1625721589354.jpeg (31.8 KB, 500x336, 5C6F1AAB-89ED-4A31-8C2D-ED367D…)
>>848537none of them are worth leaving alive and the only man worth marrying is picrel
No. 848571
File: 1625722374852.jpg (44.32 KB, 540x409, 32.full.pages.jpg)
>>848555you're right but also
No. 848583
File: 1625723498516.jpg (22.94 KB, 360x450, im no object of lust.jpg)
>>848552Look at me, I'm Sandra Dee, lousy with virginity
No. 848628
File: 1625731971740.jpg (87.16 KB, 682x1023, depositphotos_1992954-stock-ph…)
No. 848634
File: 1625732645621.jpg (70 KB, 794x959, C4kZwXEWMAAOrVw.jpg)
No. 848648
File: 1625735032700.jpg (121.07 KB, 1000x620, IMG_20191031_030247.jpg)
In awe of this pic of Steve Harvey. Just such a Man's Man's Man.
No. 848761
>>848755FTS female-to-SteveHarvey
And I don't blame you, it's a very powerful image. I've had it saved for years.
No. 848906
>>848858You gave me the gift of a wikipedia article, now I give you the gift of a song
ahem
Your body is so sweet now, baby, I'm saying trick or treat now
You know I've got to have you, yeah, you sexy sweet cadaver
All wrapped up like a mummy, I'll cover you in honey
And wait a hundred years or so
You know, you know it isn't sexual (It isn't sexual)
Strictly confectional (Strictly confectional)
Strictly medicinal (Strictly medicinal)
If a little nontraditional
I'm digging up your coffin and pouring out the contents
Your sexy sweet solution is prime for distribution
Sweet bod
Your body's starting rumors of Mason jars of sweetness
Whose satisfied consumers have often claimed to witness
Some sexy shrinking tumors, a sweet return to fitness
They're just a hundred bucks or so
You know, you know it isn't sexual (It isn't sexual)
Strictly professional (Strictly professional)
Entrepreneurial (Entrepreneurial)
Oh, and what a sweet memorial
I'm digging up your coffin and pouring out the contents
Good God, I'm glad to see you
Won't you be my panacea?
Sweet bod, sweet bod, oh, sweet bod, sweet bod, sweet bod
No. 848941
File: 1625764815621.gif (111.1 KB, 220x220, download.gif)
>>848398this gif has the same energy as clippy disappearing into the void when you close a word document
No. 848952
File: 1625765484033.png (117.89 KB, 427x427, imagen_2021-07-08_123135.png)
who else is feeling this today
No. 848974
File: 1625766495713.jpg (92.93 KB, 917x960, flmgivq02iy21.jpg)
my mom is a driverfag, she shared recent photos of his from cannes on facebook
No. 848981
File: 1625766790724.png (275.7 KB, 464x454, imagen_2021-07-08_125322.png)
BORZOIS ARE CUTE
No. 849027
File: 1625769597068.jpg (94.26 KB, 720x955, FB_IMG_1609271862336.jpg)
>>848974Tell your mom is she's the real MVP
No. 849033
File: 1625769832844.jpeg (27.49 KB, 640x480, 7530BED5-D65B-4A05-9175-9CC063…)
>>848981duh oh the borzois are back
No. 849038
File: 1625770091713.gif (333.25 KB, 150x150, tumblr_m99qpuZmYQ1rarml3o1_250…)
WOAH
No. 849046
>>848974tell her to go back to the containment thread or zuck will put her to pasture
>>849033there was already 2 in the thread but everyone ignored them
No. 849087
File: 1625774422652.jpeg (455 KB, 1280x1280, E7911280-CFD9-4ACA-B9BF-D96684…)
No. 849130
File: 1625776840724.jpg (Spoiler Image,951.61 KB, 2989x3126, jP7COxN1oVdF1t3TmVIwnsDv7vYoQY…)
>>849118>>848979Oo you're about to regret this
No. 849142
File: 1625777711179.jpg (26.51 KB, 416x416, https___specials-images.forbes…)
>>849130Hey, at least he's keeping busy and not making any more music
No. 849164
File: 1625780077758.gif (1.27 MB, 202x196, 7.gif)
I'm cleansing this thread
No. 849168
File: 1625780583392.gif (462.39 KB, 200x200, pepedab-dab.gif)
>>849122lea me lone im rarted and unfortunately a woman
No. 849171
>>848906Whoa thank you for this bonkers gift anon
I'm not the original mellificationanon but I hope she sees this
No. 849198
File: 1625782840177.jpg (187.76 KB, 1084x2048, 321d45v6n89a0775o4314r8q90.jpg)
All day I dream about sex
Yes all day I dream about sex
And all day I dream about sex
Yes all day I dream about sex
And all day I dream about sex
Yes all day I dream about sex
And all day I dream about sex
Yes all day I dream about sex
All day I dream about sex
All day I dream about fucking
All day I dream about sex
All day I dream about fucking
No. 849437
File: 1625812305195.png (1.4 MB, 858x770, Screen Shot 2021-07-08 at 11.2…)
>>840608in continuing the bara shitposting, i'm pretty sure the only reason i've been watching this youtuber for years is because of his nice tiddies
No. 849495
>>849486ME TOO!!!
FAAAARTSSSS BUUUUUUURRRP
No. 849547
>>848537Fuck Micheal
Marry Orochimaru
Kill the pedo clown
No. 849554
File: 1625831484894.png (85.74 KB, 1024x334, Screen Shot 2021-07-09 at 6.51…)
>>849514I'm still waiting for the OC Stand I found called Men At Work, which is a swarm of 200 tiny construction workers, to be canonized. it makes me laugh every time I think about "men at work"
No. 849714
File: 1625845895580.png (23.4 KB, 400x400, 1625100530268.png)
Nobody knows I'm shitting and posting on lolcow on company time
No. 849850
File: 1625859739443.jpg (1.3 MB, 2048x2048, pixlr.jpg)
Fuck, marry, kill:
Driverfags, jermafags, tuckerfags
Alternatively: Driver, Tucker, Jerma
No. 849855
>>849850fuck tuckerfags
marry driverfags
kill jermafags
not touching any of those scrotes myself
No. 849860
File: 1625860787833.jpg (63.16 KB, 1080x636, c871zvgrdu871.jpg)
No. 849868
>>849850Fuck Driverfags
Marry Jermafags
Kill Tuckerfags
Can we add Savillefags and borisfags to a fmk list?
No. 849881
File: 1625863416447.jpg (40.95 KB, 750x432, pp.jpg)
>>849864well, you know what that means
No. 849893
>>849868I think I've slept there for a second, who is Boris?
I know of peepanons. Maybe they should be lumped with the Chalametfags (if they actually exist) and other zoomie preferences though
I can do the moodboards, I missed doing that shit kek
No. 849907
File: 1625865811457.png (267.33 KB, 512x512, 81w79VlShfL.png)
>>849850what about pitbullfags?
No. 849923
File: 1625867369195.jpeg (509.83 KB, 683x869, 6CAAE452-67D5-4D41-B4F5-C4A2AE…)
Struggling so hard not to sperg out about a stuffed animal on every single sm platform and also in public
I just don't care about reality anymore
Boyfriend boring
Relationship boring
Tired of family
Tired of friends
Maybe depression?
Nah, all is peepy
Take peepy on a long walk to see the city skyline
Fun photoshoot with peepy
Dinner and drinks with peepy
My sweet peepy
Pee pee
Hold your hand
My dream is to eat the peanuts
With you everyday
No. 850014
File: 1625878227030.png (826.39 KB, 1040x626, ninacaliente.png)
I downloaded a mod to extend cas slider range in sims 4 and my sims turned into these, I love it but all the time I wasted making them is worthless if I keep the mod
No. 850045
File: 1625879660324.jpg (567.22 KB, 2000x1125, image.jpeg.jpg)
I ate too many fries but they were so good.
No. 850048
File: 1625879725590.gif (410.35 KB, 500x500, 848C47D5-5123-4CBF-A4C4-66E591…)
HINggGgGgGgEr DINGGGGGGGGGGERRRRRRRRRRRRRER dANGerRrRrRRRRRRRRRRRRTR BoP A PILE OF PANGEr make a BAKER PILE OF SHIT PILE OF SHIT PILE OF SHIT PILE OF SHIT PILE OF SHIT PILE OF SHIT PILE OF SHIT PILE OF SHIT PILE OF SHIT PILE OF SHITTTYTTYYYTTYTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTYTTTTTTTTTTTTYYTTTTTTTTTTTTTT YOU AINT SHITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT FUCK YOU BITCH FUCK YOU AND YOUR DOG FICK YOU AND YOUR DAD FUCK YOU AND YOUR BROTHER FUCK YOU AND YOUR UNCLE FUCK YOU AND YOUR NEICE FUCK YOU AND YOUR DOG FUCK YOUR BITCH ASS UGLY ASS LOOKIN BITCHASS SHIT UGLY FUCKIN ASS FUCK YOU GO DIE BITCH
Hehe
No. 850056
File: 1625880177098.png (521.93 KB, 1000x561, she.png)
She be dabbin on these scrotes
No. 850058
File: 1625880228222.png (283.28 KB, 401x297, Capture.PNG)
>>850056Party aint shit without her
No. 850076
>>849923I want a peepy so bad so bad so bad
They’re so expensive but all I want is PEEPY
he is a criminal but so am I. (heart emoji) peepy is my only love I want to marry him
No. 850157
File: 1625886986934.jpeg (1.9 MB, 3444x2583, A286A1BE-B423-450F-BE87-2F51D5…)
>>850153Does your peepy take my peepy to be its lawfully wedded peepy?
No. 850164
File: 1625887718502.jpeg (1.28 MB, 3024x3024, DEDAA074-4FE3-4020-81E9-15200D…)
>>850158Don't cry anon! This is the happiest day of peepy's life, he's always dreamed about his wedding since he was a little ouioui
You got the right idea though I'm gonna go get drunk too
No. 850178
File: 1625889237394.gif (1.12 MB, 480x360, 09d35b3ea9019126bbafa65f95b20a…)
WHAT A BEAUTIFUL WEDDING
No. 850179
File: 1625889254908.png (252.67 KB, 1307x677, EC0220AB-6B41-4E4C-86E9-A44391…)
>>850168I'm honored to attend their rite and will remember this all my life. I wish the peepys many prosperous years to come
No. 850186
File: 1625889653883.jpeg (59.19 KB, 649x412, 37A6F1C3-3649-41F0-BA22-E33F37…)
>>850172It's ok anon, you relax and have a good night! Shroompy will dream about Lemonpy and their tropical honeymoon and all the crimes they'll commit now that they're partners <3
No. 850202
>>850193can i do freeze dried apples on four waning crescents
>>850199my uncle sells bail bonds and but i get the friends and family discount at 35% interest so ill try him thnx anon
No. 850220
File: 1625892197817.jpeg (279.01 KB, 828x1248, 86940248-2DA7-423D-B051-88AC6F…)
>>850189Pic related, also they're doing a big restock in august! I'm waiting to get a cornpy
No. 850241
File: 1625893818961.jpg (68.75 KB, 640x635, 212499572_4821693767857711_675…)
HELP ME!!!1 HELP ME!!!!! IM AN UNHINGED NEEET AND I CAN'T FUCKING STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
No. 850253
File: 1625895394792.png (423.71 KB, 999x561, chords in modes.png)
the mystery of music finally revealed
No. 850266
File: 1625897000781.jpg (630.18 KB, 1125x762, whatdoInameit.jpg)
sorry for party rocking (posting too much in one day between weeks of not coming here) (today in "can't believe I'm not manic")
No. 850275
File: 1625897970030.jpeg (192.01 KB, 1125x1133, B9192577-48D4-4A29-89AB-B4ADD0…)
>>850270I'm actually not someone who gets that way which is the surprising thing when I feel like this
anyway I'm obsessed now with this alleged demon, this little guy, thanks to that one poster. he's my son who drank the gay frog water but it was in chernobyl so he mutated like this
No. 850298
File: 1625900675912.jpeg (30.35 KB, 360x574, 2A2BA0ED-7B48-413C-AFA4-AB27DB…)
>>850297NO
I can't stay to defend my husbando, night night No. 850301
>>850297I'm
>>850298 and nevermind I unspoilered the pic. They all should be rounded up so we can be sure whoever did the cumsock does not go unpunished for his crimes. goodnight for real now
No. 850315
File: 1625902061295.gif (1.9 MB, 300x251, zombie tricycle.gif)
Once upon a time, tomato aspics were the brilliant red centerpieces of luncheon buffets. They were peppered with pimiento-stuffed olives or crisp bits of celery, chilled in ring-shaped molds, turned out onto lettuce-lined trays, and filled with the hostess's signature blend of chicken or shrimp salad.
What You'll Need
2 tablespoons unflavored gelatin
1/4 cup cold water
1/4 cup boiling water
4 cups tomato juice
1 tablespoon onion, minced
1 teaspoon sugar
1 teaspoon table salt
1 teaspoon seasoned salt
1 teaspoon Worcestershire sauce
1/2 teaspoon celery seeds
2 bay leaves
2 whole cloves
2 tablespoons fresh lemon juice
Fresh parsley, for garnish
Directions
Step 1
Sprinkle the gelatin over the cold water in a bowl; let stand 5 minutes. Whisk in the boiling water until the gelatin is dissolved.
Step 2
Stir together the tomato juice and next 8 ingredients in a large saucepan; bring to a boil over medium-high. Reduce heat, and simmer, stirring occasionally, 15 minutes. Pour through a wire-mesh strainer into a bowl; stir in the lemon juice and gelatin.
Step 3
Pour into a 10-inch ring mold coated with cooking spray or 6 individual molds; chill 6 hours or until set.
No. 850326
File: 1625903570554.jpeg (182.25 KB, 1080x1080, B3984BA2-90A1-4DD9-8A2F-5F4BCC…)
>>850317REEEEEE SHIT UP SOMEONE ELSES RECIPE TREE FUCKER
No. 850328
>>850327omg like the luncheon kingdom from super mario odyssey?
Video unrelated, I was going to post it either way
No. 850338
File: 1625904929852.gif (464.72 KB, 300x169, 1615068798047.gif)
>>850301>whoever did the cumsockThis phrase drives me bananas
Anyway let's kill all men, problem solved!
No. 850348
File: 1625906274105.jpg (244.2 KB, 1280x1236, 7-month-female-chow-chow-for-s…)
i love my dog. she looks like this :)
No. 850352
File: 1625906858864.jpg (16.29 KB, 306x306, 0olKodde_400x400.jpg)
>>850348I love your dog. I look like this.
No. 850353
File: 1625907252131.jpg (42.34 KB, 688x514, Dick puppies.jpg)
>>850348I love chow chows but could never have one, I love how they're so fluffy :)
No. 850374
File: 1625911124130.jpeg (1.3 MB, 4724x3059, 47D6DE18-E6B5-4520-A879-E9B736…)
HOT DOG
JUMPING FAR
I WANT COOKIE
HOT DOG
JUMPING FAR
I WANT COOKIE
No. 850377
File: 1625911829209.jpeg (20.14 KB, 400x345, images (3).jpeg)
I will start kinning this mf any second now
No. 850395
File: 1625917177907.jpeg (248.66 KB, 1440x1644, D9BDFA68-3ACA-4216-809A-20C8A7…)
Aack!!!
No. 850399
File: 1625917716420.jpeg (77.12 KB, 553x869, 96529FEC-BFD0-4007-8DF6-F8B5DF…)
Thinking about these two absolute queens
No. 850506
File: 1625931079050.jpeg (16.38 KB, 446x60, 11BE0A77-753D-4AD1-AE34-AF290A…)
Another newbuddy to join anonita’s list.
No. 850532
File: 1625933991556.jpg (58.2 KB, 956x538, MV5BYjBkYmQwOGEtNjBlNi00MjMxLW…)
i miss her so much it's indescribable anons.
No. 850584
File: 1625939357319.png (264.9 KB, 700x700, imagen_2021-07-10_124937.png)
Dear journal,
today I saw a kokichi ouma backpack
with love,
me
No. 850852
File: 1625962675036.png (1.03 MB, 1080x2340, Screenshot_20210505-220624.png)
No. 850861
File: 1625963235430.png (369.94 KB, 540x540, imagen_2021-07-10_192725.png)
No. 850865
File: 1625963495157.png (463.02 KB, 942x768, imagen_2021-07-10_193154.png)
No. 850866
File: 1625963705722.jpg (26.37 KB, 300x470, 5755891.jpg)
She-Gender + He-Gender= Us-Gender
No. 850882
File: 1625965131320.jpg (25.14 KB, 554x554, 3d cHUNGUS (2).jpg)
Belligerent Chungus.
No. 850883
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Any site which does not allow soyjaks does not deserve to exist.
No. 850906
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No. 850989
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Fuck, Marry, Kill:
Scorpios, Leos, Virgos
No. 850990
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im banned in meta for being too sexy and based
No. 851005
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No. 851022
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>>851006they're cuddly and dependable
No. 851043
>>850989Fuck Scorpio, marry Leo, kill Virgo.
If you think I'm passing up the opportunity to sleep with a Scorpio, guess again. Virgos are absolutely intolerable, stubborn and bitchy (a lot like Tauruses!)
>>851006Ntayrt but even though hating Leos is a meme, they're so low-key dedicated and generous. They're occasionally way too much, but I've never seen one who isn't devoted and really kind beneath it. They're creative too. I think Leo-haters just think they're punching up because of the idea that they're all confident, but most Leo (women) I met are really vulnerable and modest.
>t. aquarius No. 851047
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>scrotes and trannies are real and aren't just a meme made up by the moo moo milk farmers united forum
No. 851054
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>>851047anon, where did you grab that pic?? now i really want someone to edit pic related just like that
No. 851058
File: 1625990248542.jpg (452.73 KB, 2048x1451, 1553751648424.jpg)
>>851054That is one irritating image. Punchable
No. 851075
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>>851054Made this for you.
No. 851204
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>>851058that little boy is so cute lmao
No. 851290
>>851075BASED
>>851204I'm glad I'm not the only one who spotted him kek
I wish I was as photogenic as he was
No. 851397
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Look deep into mama pastas eyes and tell me that you’re still depressed. Go on!!!!!!’ I dare you.
No. 851403
>>851399You are beyond redemption
You have failed mama pasta and her little noodles
No. 851696
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No. 851731
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>>851696Making a head anon that the semi-famous real guy is bi and attracted to the other semi-famous real guy
and you
No. 851733
File: 1626062656905.jpg (80.72 KB, 605x806, him.jpg)
fuck, marry, kill-
>me
>me
>him
No. 851735
File: 1626062840529.jpg (81.37 KB, 500x351, owl.jpg)
look at her
No. 851764
File: 1626066928437.png (77.84 KB, 250x211, Gamera-vs-gaos4.png)
My new fav kaiju, isn't he so cute.
No. 851836
File: 1626078558342.gif (3.89 MB, 500x370, billieeilish.gif)
No. 851851
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>>851696Reader inserts ftw
No. 851873
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They're back! GMM, bitches! (not a sponsor)
No. 851977
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i'm back on my bullshit
No. 852054
File: 1626105692504.gif (3.29 MB, 480x360, 429DgIq (1).gif)
https://www.amazon.co.uk/review/reviews-lightbox//ref=cm_cr_dp_mb_img?ie=UTF8&asin=B07SJ4XST3For the perusal of the burgers on here. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.
No. 852178
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>make hashbrown patty for hashbrown sandwich
>no ketchup
>what's the point
No. 852255
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>>851075Bless you.
>>851397I'm sorry Mama Pasta. My curse is too strong for your magic.
No. 852530
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>>851873Holy shit they got ugly. Repulsive. How sad.
No. 852597
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I know you can fucking see me i can see you
No. 852600
>>852597>.gifNice try, you won't jumpscare me
What's with this picture though? Why is there a rope across the stairway like the room is a museum exhibit? Why are there drag lines on the carpet?
No. 852612
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No. 852613
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I want to kin lady dimitresc cause she got big tiddies and she hates men (and I do too!!!)
No. 852628
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I love ugly gorilla man
No. 852675
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>>852255>cece the lizard>cece>CCfuck….
No. 852679
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>the sweatshop kids went off
No. 852860
File: 1626183687222.jpg (110.62 KB, 310x600, 258802.jpg)
>>852779don't care, didn't ask
plus his character reminds me of picrel
No. 852909
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Peepy saw this and thought of his lemonwife and hopes she's doing well
No. 853086
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No. 853088
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No. 853250
>>853091please delete this.
all skid mark mentions remind me of the loser 34 year old I dated last year who had big bleach stains in a pair of underwear he wore once. Fucking gag. No self awareness either.
No. 853262
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You can't make this stuff up!
No. 853316
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>>843620Potential suspects
>>849130 No. 853320
>>853262wow, you really
can't make this stuff up smh
No. 853367
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I looked into the void and it looked right back at me
No. 853492
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want to forfeit all of my mortal possessions, become a machine and live my GiTS fantasy, is that too much to ask
No. 853505
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Would you?
No. 853532
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I wish all the scrotes who lurk here a very nice testicular torsion.
No. 853534
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No. 853863
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>>853557it's been 6 days
nonnie No. 854037
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>>853863Let’s all post our favorite breeds.
No. 854045
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>>854037these little gremlins
No. 854049
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>>854037Toy Poodle! It was my favourite dog breed game for Nintendogs lol
No. 854050
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These look like they have cottonball heads! I love them.
No. 854062
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>>854037SCHNAUZERRRRR! I adore terriers. They have a ton of personality and spark that other dogs just don't have.
No. 854063
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Wow anons, you all have very poor taste.
No. 854066
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The Stacey of all dog breeds: the saluki ♥
No. 854090
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>>854072Jealous Becky detected
No. 854113
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time to make a military uniform pinterest board
No. 854125
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>Professor Silverhorn, I was in the library the other day, in the Problematic Section, and I read something rather odd about a bit of rare biology. It's called, as I understand it… Chromosomes.
>I beg your pardon.
>Chromosomes. I came across the term while reading and I didn't fully understand it.
>I'm not sure what you were reading, Tom, but this is very toxic stuff. Very toxic indeed.
>Which is why I came to you.
>Chromosomes are thread-like structures located inside the nucleus of animal and plant cells. They contain DNA which gives people specific traits.
>But I don't understand how that works.
>One copulates with a partner and passes on their genetic material. By doing so, the traits of the offspring are determined, should the egg be fertilized.
>Determined?
>The number and type of Chromosomes determines the traits.
>And which traits are determined, sir?
>I think you already know the answer to that, Tom.
>Gender.
>Yes, chromosomes determine gender. It's a violation against gender theory.
>Can they limit the number of genders? For instance, aren't two…
>Two? Dorsey's beard, Tom! Isn't it bad enough to consider limiting the number of genders a person can identify with? To split the Spectrum into two pieces… This is all hypothetical, isn't it, Tom? All academic?
>Of course, sir. It'll be our little secret
No. 854130
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What’s the ingredient that religious people avoid?
pecan
No. 854154
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quack
No. 854245
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She/her, they/them, he/him
Ki/Ki
Do you love me? Are you riding?
Say you'll never ever leave from beside me
'Cause I want ya, and I need ya
And I'm down for you always
No. 854251
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No. 854256
>>854251this picture always has me laughing out loud god dammit
nonny i hate you so much
No. 854400
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Jigglejigglejigglejigglejigglejigglejigglejigglejigglejigglejigglejigglejigglejigglejiggle
No. 854492
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No. 854864
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why does this make me laugh so much?
No. 855222
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>>855202Maybe they are lesbians, though?
Although I think I posted Emma Watson once there, probably the only one I ever posted
Whoever posted Rihanna there, though… I legit gasped scrolling by
No. 855254
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>>850407omg you sound just like jeef the killer ^–^
No. 855317
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I want wafflez but everytime I eat wafflez they are too sweet. No matter how little syrup, it's always too sweet. Food never tastes the same when you grow old. I like to toast my wafflez but then put them in the microwave for like 10 seconds so they can be crunchy soft.
No. 855531
>>855254I'll never leave e
nonny,, fuck yu don't incur my full wrath. but c *infusion between ur message and ur pic. do u really think I'm psycho baby?
*denotes alter switch
No. 855572
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Mušhuššu
No. 855626
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This doll kinda looks like Kooter
>Inb4 blind
No. 855773
File: 1626477027052.jpg (80.53 KB, 880x587, kitten.jpg)
I love kibben memes
No. 855798
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I FUCKING HATE HIM, stop coming to my house!
No. 855807
File: 1626482461111.png (27.46 KB, 190x83, remove.PNG)
>>855805I just do this when he shows up, because I forget this sick fuck exists. I HATE HIM
No. 855812
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Xolotl
No. 855869
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No. 855871
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No. 855909
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NO ONE WASTES ME CHIPS N GETS AWAY WITH IT!!!!
BRAND X WILL PAY………….
ARGGH……………………
No. 856021
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Day 1 of me trying to be nice to people for once and not avoiding them
No. 856043
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Lolcow potluck time
No. 856082
File: 1626506680106.jpg (59.06 KB, 529x518, IMG_20210504_080948.jpg)
The middle of my back is itchy someone PLEASE help!!!
No. 856094
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>>856043Going to break out this crowdpleaser for us crabby ladies
No. 856115
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>>856109ohhh, god bless you nona
No. 856117
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vent thread be like
No. 856121
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No. 856122
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>>856115you're welcome
>:) No. 856127
>>856125o i broke it
teebeeth
No. 856186
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Gonna crack open a cold one with the boys.
No. 856246
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Grayhairold if he stopped spending all of his trucker bucks on nasty e-girls like Shay
No. 856325
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My favorite genre of "image found on the internet with no clear origin" is photos of short and tall people photoshopped to exaggeration
No. 856580
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Is lolcow a safe space for ed sheraan?
No. 856634
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No. 856642
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>>856580How is he apparently 5'8" and still has a severe case of chubby manlet body? He looks like a big little kid.
No. 856643
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No. 856989
File: 1626612415313.png (Spoiler Image,156.68 KB, 455x279, weird.PNG)
No. 857501
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No. 857953
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He’s totally not my usual type but I want to do things to James Maslow. He’s Henry Cavill tier and I would lick the sweat from anywhere on his body.
No. 858459
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>>857953Didn’t he play as James from BTR? based
No. 858488
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Chris Rock is so cute
No. 858490
File: 1626748194791.png (262.81 KB, 1024x710, roll-up-sleeping-bag-time-to-r…)
I want someone to roll me up like a sleeping bag. nice cozy tight
No. 858499
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>>858495holy shit I looked and him & his girlfriend Taylor Swift do look great these days.
No. 858500
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>>858464I used to be anti-Cavill, til I dated an ugly scrote who seethed with jealousy over Henry Cavill because he was an ugly short fat superman freak in his 30s and thought Cavill was the pinnacle of beauty. I told my ex I didn’t think Cavill was hot… since we broke up though I have the strong urge to cuck my ex by wanting to fuck Cavill. It’s petty, but I’d do him now. He’s weirdly hotter in selfies.
No. 858503
>>858500he fucks teenagers so I don't think that'll work out anon.
but even besides that I never got the appeal/constant shilling of cube-headed men, they barely look human
No. 858777
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No. 859207
File: 1626824822986.jpg (493.05 KB, 1027x1280, Hewwo.jpg)
Hey ladies
No. 859218
File: 1626825739442.png (2.49 MB, 1256x1302, hypnotized.png)
>>859207not now, mommy's engaging in a little hypnotorture with our little coffee hating tardling
No. 859222
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>>859218MOMMY NEEDS A BREAK
No. 859226
File: 1626826148411.png (43.39 KB, 351x400, 1448568_3f23b[1].png)
and that's a tree, sis
No. 859229
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>>859226italiano della della meurte della meurtes della italiano
No. 859234
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No. 859241
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OPINIONS ON HIM???
No. 859264
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deh shirt unbuttoned, nice.
No. 859269
File: 1626829014798.jpeg (37.38 KB, 600x315, 3BBFB015-DA27-4C29-8CBA-B5513F…)
Hey shawty
No. 859344
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>>858490turn on ur location pls & thank
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No. 859366
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No. 859483
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If you don't like California, you're a fucking faggot
No. 859556
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No. 859706
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So's I says to the guy, "You ain't Nuthin' but a HOUNDDOG, BROTHER!!!!!!!"
No. 859715
>>856246fuck my kids
fuck nurse becky
fuck that nursing home never look back
No. 859809
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link moreno
No. 859841
>>859805lwt's go
nonnie I'm trying to meet my celeb crush on the streets
No. 860038
>>860031RIP Betty White
she ain’t dead yet but for when she die cause I know it’s coming up
No. 860040
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>>860038this shook me to my core for a second
No. 860052
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>>860038This reminded me of the other day when I was looking up Bjork and how her daughter is doing now, somehow I 'Bing'd her instead of Googled and my heart fucking sank when it read she had apparently died last month.
Thank god it was just some random Swedish composer with the same name and I guess Bing got confused.
No. 860083
>>860052Isadora bjarkardottir has an instagram here
https://www.instagram.com/d0lgur/Also vid related is Bjork's son doing some music (he's the fat one singing)
No. 860086
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>>860052also Isadora made a covid cosplay at some point
No. 860126
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No. 860293
>>859792Completely.
>>860256Tfw even thinking of stinky, ugly BART is making my nose ache with longing. I shoulda never left San Francisco.
No. 860490
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Ugh I want to make a youtubepoop video but I have to study. Also my scalp skin is peeling off haha
No. 860969
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i dont wanna draw stupid stinky COMMISSIONS why cant i just get free money
No. 861243
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No. 861250
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JON ARBUCKLE DRINKS DOG CUM!!!!!!!!
No. 861544
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Am I okay? Am I okay? Am I okay?
No you stupid bitch, I'm truly in love with the hope that sleeps inside you.
No. 861650
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No. 861761
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Glad a nonnie reminded me this exists
No. 861813
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>>861798COUNTY AUTHOWITIES ISSUED WETHEW WAWNING FOW YOUW AWEA
The County Weathew Sewvice has issued a wawning fow a meteowowogicaw event.
The wawning is effective immediatewy and continues untiw sunwise tomowwow mowning.
Citizens awe advised not to obsewve this event with the naked eye.
COUNTY AUTHOWITIES ISSUED CIVIW DANGEW AWEWT
The County Weathew Sewvice has issued the fowwowing cowwection fow the weathew wawning in effect:
Fow youw safety, wemain indoows. Do not wook up at the night sky.
Mowe infowmation to fowwow.
XXXXXXXXXXXXXX
THE METEOWOWOGICAW EVENT IS SAFE FOW AWW TO VIEW. WAWNING HAS BEEN W I F T E D.
GO OUTSIDE N O W.
IF YOU CAN WEAD THIS
DO NOT WOOK AT THE MOON
STAY INSIDE
DO NOT WOOK AT THE NIGHT SKY
FACE AWAY FWOM AWW WINDOWS
AVOID MIWWOWS
DO NOT WOOK UP
XXXXXXXXXXXXXX
Cwose and secuwe aww possibwe entwances to youw home.
Tuwn off aww wights.
Do not wook out of any windows.
Do not wespond to any knocks on youw windows ow doows untiw the aww cweaw is given.
Wemain siwent at aww times.
Do not attempt to intewact with anyone outside of youw home.
Do not attempt to investigate any noise which may emanate fwom outside youw home.
Do not attempt to investigate any wight outside youw home.
If you see any unidentified figuwe inside youw home, ow fwom the cownews of youw eyes, do not attempt to investigate.
Do not wook at the ceiwing.
Wemain cawm at aww times.
Shouwd any membew of youw famiwy go missing, do not attempt to seawch fow them.
XXXXXXXXXXXXXX
IF YOU AWE AFWAID
WE WIWW WOOK TOGETHEW
No. 861867
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If you read the whole entire post that I am typing right now, by the time you get to this section of the sentence, right after the word "word," you'll realize that I have craftily wasted your time and there's no point to its construction but to make you feel like a fool – which you are, you big dumb moronic clown.
No. 861881
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All aboard
No. 861986
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Wanna go to the grocery store to buy carrots for Keema Curry but my bf nutted inside and now i have cramps and it feels like i gotta poop
No. 862123
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No. 862407
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Mods, did you fix my undeserved ban?
No. 863593
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I am just asking for the dear universe to give me sex dreams again
Preferably with attractive and famous people that would never maybe fuck me irl
No. 863635
>>863615Im American and i wish i was European if it meant living in Europe. If i was living in America though it wouldn't matter.
>>863629Guilty kek
>>863612I've never done it but there are a bunch of books about it. Just google it
No. 863692
>>863612It's 100% real, I have had a lot of spontaneous lucid dreams all my life. But it's not as controllable as to do whatever you want.
You are aware but the dream still goes the way it goes. You can influence it a bit, but it takes a sort of mental effort and doesn't always work and even when it does it gives random results, and it doesn't last for long.
Tl;dr lucid dreaming is real, controling it is not
No. 863707
>>863612I’m the anon that originally replied to you… yes it is definitely real. Some people make it out to be this ~magical~ experience which is why it doesn’t sound real but literally all it is, is controlling your dreams.
It takes practice which is why I said to master the art of it but there is plenty online that can help you. Some methods may not work for you. Some will. Won’t take too long if you’re actually serious about doing it. I have a severe sleep disorder so I don’t get to do it often but when I do it’s great!
No. 864222
>>863605I'm
>>863593 and I've been trying to lucid dream for a while now, but it's hard af
I can barely sleep in the first place lol
No. 864625
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I hate that the writers keep pushing us to spend time with Belphaggot. There should be an option to tell him to fuck off. I love being mean to him every chance I get because he gets so asshurt lmao.
No. 864724
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>>864630Ah, I see you're a woman of culture as well.
No. 864817
>>864778That's melted gold, ma'am, that's the essence of the goddess herself.
>>864806I eat peanut butter every day. If peanut butter was a religion, I'd be in it and then break off and form my own religion based off the peanut butter religion which will eventually form into a cult and then I will be keeping jars and jars of peanut butter in my compound in Waco until the man comes knocking to try and take it all away
No. 864819
>>864336>pink noisenani
also why are only repulsive men in my sex dreams
No. 864831
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I wanna a-log Poppy that stupid fugly cunt
No. 864835
>>864819nta but pink noise, like the phrase 'white noise' is a certain frequency of sound. It's called pink because the frequency of the noise is closest to the color pink. Pretty cool, right? Also, there's more sciency stuff that defines pink noise as such here
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pink_noiseI started listening to some pink noise on yt just now and it's making me a little sleepy, and I just woke up not too long ago.
No. 864896
>>864749I'm still only about 1/3 of the way through the main story and afaik you don't get to choose a route. It's marketed as an otome but the story plays out more like a harem where all of the brothers grow to like you and occasionally get jealous of each other spending time with you. The writing is pretty bad but I still play it for the hot demons.
I hope the devs will add routes eventually or at least a special event where you get to spend time exclusively with a brother of your choosing.
No. 864898
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>>864336I will try, but I do have insomnia so ymmv
And btw, I had a sex dream today and it was awful lmao dude was a
Axl Rose impersonator tried to cannibalize me and then there's a blank and I was going to peg him. I'm not into any if that shit, the only part that felt good was when I putting on the strap on and it had a vibrating dildo on the inside as well.
No. 865083
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Listen, this is important. I need to change the record on something, but the thread in question was locked. I don't especially want to further the Komaeda penis discourse, because every time an anon says that he has a tiny dick it literally, physically pains me, but this is ultimately more important than my wellbeing.
>>>/ot/864875Saying that Komaeda has a micropenis is slander. I appreciate your creativity and imagination and it's clear that you've thought about it and paid attention to the source material, but you're fucking wrong.
I have revised my views on both his dick and balls in the last six months:
His balls are probably a bit saggy and dark pink. Proper man balls, but still not hairy. The odd sprouting hair at most. I imagine the skin texture on them to be that of a plucked goose.
As for his shaft, I have reason to believe that he does in fact have a large penis, in contrast to my original vision of a 6.5in length. I think it's probably about 8 inches erect, and not a skinny dick either - nicely girthy. The reason for this is that in-world, other characters find him creepy and repellent despite noting his physical beauty (e.g. Genocider Syo calling him a pretty boy in UDG). It would be just Komaeda's luck for him to have a beautiful, perfect penis but nobody who wants to go near it. Another cruel joke played on him by fate.
I still picture his cock to be a beautiful pearly pink which gets progressively darker towards the tip. Delicate blue veins. Slightly curved upwards in a way that nudges against the g-spot.
>>>/ot/864869I also feel compelled to briefly talk about this headcanon. How the fuck is he going to have freckles on his cock? He's not whipping it out nearly enough to have freckles. I have face freckles, but I don't have any on my vulva because freckles are literally just fashionable sun damage.
Mushroom heads are fucking gross, too. He'd have a nice delicate tip, and though I don't have any solid basis to make that assertion, I just know. I feel it in my pussy.
The only unpleasant thing I realised recently though, when I was writing about the state of his cum as Servant, is that he probably had a lot of smegma at that time. I can't imagine him really washing his cock very often, given his blatant disregard for his body and well-being. That said, I still can't honestly say that I would turn him down.
Don't reply with your personal penis headcanons, I don't want to hear them because I know that I am correct. Inb4 "teehee komaeda has a micropeen", don't fucking try me. I won't sperg harder, it won't be funny, but I will probably get very annoyed IRL and struggle to sleep.
YES I am serious about this. NO I am not autistic.
No. 865097
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>>865083You're doing this on purpose to become a copypasta, I bet
Everything you answered was also a copypasta, including the freckles in the cock thing, which was originally about the forbidden man
>NO I am not autisticDoubt.jpeg
No. 865103
>>865097It
is the retarded shitpost thread, anon
No. 865136
>>865083Micropeen hc anon here. I've read your post and respect your opinions you've clearly thought this out. Let's agree to disagree, I believe our preferences are based on personal desires. I want him to have a micropeen because it would mean no one would try to steal him after I've trained him to be silent on command. They may be enticed by his pretty boy looks when he's silent but lose all interest after that. I'm very possessive, and I don't really care for piv because I don't want to mess up my hormones with BC or risk pregnancy. Him using a dildo and his tongue satisfies me perfectly. As for how the micropeen looks like, 1/2 inch when erect and a nub when not, uncut. I agree on the balls and hair, only with slight difference. Actually very large sized balls that are average sag and firm, with a silky texture, they have to be big to feel satisfying when kicking them. A light dusting of white hair on the pubic bone but none on the shaft or perinium or ass (lasered off). The color would depend, everything would be light pink when not aroused, and a bright red when aroused to contrast nicely with his pale skin.
I know you said not to respond but it's rare to find people as passionate about the same thing, I couldn't resist after keeping these thoughts to myself for so long.
No. 865139
>>865136Lasered? Lasered pubic hair? Are you insane? Does he look like the kind of man who would laser his fucking pubic hair? Look at him. He looks sticky. He probably smells damp. He definitely doesn't laser his pubes.
Also it doesn't even make sense for him to get laser if his pubes are white, IPL relies on the contrast between hair and skin. It would never work for him.
God damn it. I asked for no penis headcanons because I knew I'd get annoyed, but I didn't realise I would get this genuinely cross. Not going to lie I feel legitimately jealous and possessive. I couldn't even read most of your post because I was fuming. You're talking about my husband's cock, anon. Control yourself.
Just because you can live with a micropenis and toys doesn't mean it's canon, anon. You can live in your imaginary world where Komaeda has a tiny dick, but I'm talking about Komaeda's actual canon dick. He is hung. Non-negotiable.
No. 865145
>>865136>>865142For fuck's sake. I took the bait when I said I wouldn't. I know you're being funny/trolling but I've been clenching my jaw ever since I read these posts.
I'm not mentally unstable, I'm based. Two separate anons told me so. I am also right.
Honestly, your headcanon sucks. Your fantasies suck. You're just inserting Komaeda's image into your Domme fantasy, rather than loving and appreciating him as a whole, complex character. I have nothing more to say to you.
I need a cold shower to calm down.
No. 865146
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>>865142>>865139FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!
No. 865147
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Komaedafags are something else
No. 865183
>>865145>I'm based. Two separate anons told me so. I am also right.The most bland basic headcanons are going to get support from norms, of course. Oh but I forgot, you are unstable so I wouldn't put it past you to respond to yourself.
>Your fantasies suck. You're just inserting Komaeda's image into your Domme fantasy, rather than loving and appreciating him as a whole, complex character. I have nothing more to say to you.Honestly? I haven't even played the games. I saw a let's play and I liked his character designs and personality. And that's all I need, because I can be creative, don't waste my time with playing videogames, and I'm not a pathetic simp like you. Loving him for who he is? I may like 2D but I'm not delusional.
If it's one thing we agree on, I have nothing more to say to you either. I'd better not stumble on you in DR AO3 comments section, anon.
No. 865197
>>865183>Oh but I forgot, you are unstable so I wouldn't put it past you to respond to yourself.I told you once before, I am not unstable. Don't make me say it again. You're reverting to
ad hominem arguments to invalidate my very based and correct knowledge? That's the sign of an anon who can no longer defend her corner.
>Honestly? I haven't even played the games. I saw a let's play and I liked his character designs and personality. Filthy casual. Take my husband's name out of your mouth. What kind of person even are you? His character design is objectively woeful and his personality is kind of bad unless you spend all your free time slots trying to get to know him. Either you're bluffing, or you're a teenage edgelord.
>I'd better not stumble on you in DR AO3 comments section, anon.Or what? You'll cancel me? I cancelled myself months ago schizoposting on main. My name is dirt, I have less than nothing to lose but I'd still give it all away to defend my husbando.
I love him, anon. Let us be happy.
No. 865205
>>865204Oh, so you're
brave brave huh Anon? I used to be an adventurer like you until I took a goddamn flashlight to the cervix
No. 865208
>>865205Grim. Sounds really rough anon. Once, I bought lube and a particularly large cucumber, but I couldn't go through with it.
Now I have a 9in dildo though that I regularly use to scramble my internal organs. It's not a good wank session unless you're bent double cursing God the morning after.
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Dick is disgusting, you guys are nuts
No. 865250
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nice is good
mean is bad
dont be mean cause mean is bad
nice is better than mean
No. 865263
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my magnum opus
No. 865451
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No. 865486
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>>865462Don’t ever stop or go, I love you komaeda chan(s? I wonder how many there truly are, if every komaeda sperg is forced to live in this universe with many versions of the same nagito induced obsession, never aware of each other)
No. 865504
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I tied my hair now I look like pic related
No. 865525
>>865486Thank you anon, I try to rein it in so that I don't irritate people, but it's like… When King Midas was cursed with a pair of asses ears after pissing off Pan, he wore a hat all the time except when getting his hair cut. His hairdresser had to keep the secret, but found the pressure of holding it in far too much. In an attempt to stop himself from telling anyone, he dug a hole in the ground in which he screamed the secret into, then covered back over. (From then on, the reeds that grew there would whisper in the wind, "Midas has asses ears" and everyone figured out it was the truth, I think the barber got executed, but that's beside the point.) I am the hairdresser, lolcow is my hole, and my deep psychosexual fixation on Komaeda Nagito is my overwhelming secret. I can't help writing about him sometimes, it's like the pressure valve that only just controls the constant simmer of my unmanageable mental illness and stops a full-on chimp out.
Sorry anyway I'm glad that my posts are funny to you, I love the trophy and will cherish it, thank you so much ♥
>>865489I'm sorry, you may regret asking this because I've written you a small essay.
I was ambivalent towards him all the way through the game, even found him annoying, until the chapter where you discover his
mutilated body and slowly piece together all the details of his
horrible, painful "suicide" (planned self-murder?)The explicit visuals of him
stabbing himself and the way he
put tape over his own mouth to stop himself from audibly screaming just really corkscrewed its way into my heart. I felt like I knew in that moment that all the self-deprecation wasn't an act, he truly hated himself. I wonder if he hesitated at any point in his plan, and feel so, so sorry for him.
Then, in Ultra Despair Girls, he cared so little about himself, even as a
brainwashed terrorist with an important mission. His self-respect is on the floor; he allows children to abuse him and doesn't stick up for himself when a stuffed bear bullies him for being gay. He stands up other for people in vulnerable situations, like Nagisa and Mikan, so it's not like he just isn't aware - he feels like he's less than them. He throws away his whole identity like it was nothing to become the servant, you never even learn his real name in UDG.
The other thing is the obsession with hope. So that was annoying to begin with, cringey even, but as I thought more about the dynamics between Komaeda and Hinata, I started to feel sympathetic towards it. Komaeda represents fatalistic attitudes - he says he knows he's too insignificant and lazy to make real change in the world, and doesn't care to try. Because he knows his luck cycle controls his trajectory through life, he stops trying or thinking about the future. He has to believe that he has some end goal (hope) to give all the suffering he's experienced purpose. Hinata believes that the future can be changed for the better, that we don't have a predetermined path. When his
true identity is revealed, everything Komaeda believed about the world just crumbles into ashes. Hinata is
just an ordinary boy who, through perseverance and personal sacrifice, became
the ultimate hope that Komaeda so desperately wanted to be. Together, post-game, I like to think that they reconcile and that Hinata learns that you can't control everything, and Komaeda learns that you can control some things. It's hinted at when they
pop up at the end of the anime's Hope arc to rescue the Future Foundation from the killing game. Even though he can't sing, can't dance, and he doesn't know karate, he tries to help and ends up
turning the tide of the fight drastically just by kicking a rock.Anyway! It's all those things combined, as well has his creepy obsessive tendencies, that made me really feel his character right in my bones. I'm sure a lot of people relate to it. It's so easy to feel like you're worthless, born into a world where social mobility isn't really a thing, just jetsam floating through somebody else's storyline. In macro view of the world, your only
raison d'être is to exist as the slave in the master/slave dialectic. The enormity of your own insignificance and lack of agency can make you feel helpless, completely unwilling to try. The only way to escape it is to kill yourself, which he attempts repeatedly,
and is what put me in the coma in the first place.His shrivelled self-esteem and avoidant attachment type (despite his strong desire to be loved unconditionally) is something I'm trying to deal with at the moment, which is probably evident in the way that I simp for a fictional man 24/7 and have to kin him just to cope with the world.
I desperately want to believe that I'm fated to meet somebody who will complement me and change my way of thinking and show me that life is worth living, like how Komaeda found Hinata. Maybe even love me unconditionally, and see me as a good person.
In conclusion, the obsession with Komaeda isn't aesthetic or based purely on his role in the games, but rather in the subtext. Komaeda and I are both doomers, but the difference is that Komaeda found a way out of it. I cling to him because I want to believe I can eventually build a life with value, too.
No. 865528
>>865489>>865525In short, embarrassing as this answer is, Komaeda is
my hope.
No. 866685
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YA AINT NOTHIN BUTTA HOUNDDOGGA CRYAN ALL THA TIME YOU AINT EVERBEEN A LOVER ND YOU AINT NO. FRIENDA MINE.
No. 866696
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i haye danganronpa
No. 866798
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this keckles my neckle
No. 866824
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i want snacks
No. 866848
File: 1627573800152.jpeg (14.57 KB, 209x228, henryscometoseeus.jpeg)
Henry of Skalitz, from the company of Sir Radzig Kobylaaa!
No. 866945
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>>866755G o d a n d s i n n e r s r e c o n c i l e
No. 867120
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Stole this meme to post here purely because:
1) the caption told me specifically not to
2) the picture made me feel mildly nauseated
No. 867211
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i love this stray cat in sims 4
No. 867232
File: 1627612289157.jpeg (278.49 KB, 1638x2048, DAF40AAA-333A-416C-8749-3B9918…)
YOURE TELLING ME A SHRIMP FRIED THIS RICE??????
No. 867243
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>>867237Nta but it's rinotuna
No. 867253
File: 1627615752674.jpeg (Spoiler Image,92.33 KB, 500x452, B26A731F-88F0-495D-BB12-F7B918…)
He he
No. 867286
File: 1627620648470.png (619.93 KB, 1600x1024, bane.png)
who's your favorite non komaeda danganronpa? i like the freaky siscon from the last game
No. 867297
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>>867286Also the freaky siscon. There was just something about him.
No. 867305
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CUZ IM YOUR LAAYYYDAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
No. 867317
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>>867315sap sap sap shlap plap pla shap sap slap salp SLAP!
No. 867319
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new catholicism just dropped
No. 867325
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I should’ve gone to sleep an hour ago but I would rather agkvi juvfhuo jfrgmklkfdssdhh th k, y’know?
No. 867348
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Cherry cherry cherry bon bon
No. 867392
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No. 867403
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Hi everyone I am from the future this is Geogeo (Geosef Geovana) Protagosnist of Jojo's Bizzare Adventure part 11 Silver Heavens. Doing his signature pose
No. 867405
>>867402ypu mean bluenippled
>>867392adorable
No. 867410
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>>867407really??? I'm so happy
No. 867465
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These boys live in my head rent free
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>>867465reminds me a lot of a photo I have saved