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No. 840108

Anything goes here.

No theme, no venting, no discussion about anything, you come here to be an absolute retard and shitpost. Post whatever you want. Bark if you want to. However, global rules still apply, don't infight, don't post nsfw shit, don't be racist, etc

Previous mental impairments:
>>>/ot/839319

No. 840121

File: 1624866799568.jpg (244.21 KB, 1000x1181, 231456d66f7543b3e37fea0439b3eb…)

Whenever I see fanart of this dude he's so fucking fine, but I don't even watch or read these series

Sidenote: korean straight fujos that are into tiddies are the most based fujos on the planet, bless them and those who follow their steps

No. 840284

File: 1624888918424.jpg (67.8 KB, 800x558, 555.jpg)

all hail twigberus

No. 840294

>>840121
when you say tiddies do you mean man tiddies

No. 840296

>>840284
GLADLY!

No. 840469

File: 1624900890100.jpg (Spoiler Image, 71.58 KB, 550x802, acc6a52ce8146ffa01963b04a71870…)

>>840294
Duhdoy

No. 840478

File: 1624901223137.jpg (45.76 KB, 314x270, 454545.jpg)

>>840121
>>840469
I've never seen men with these types of pecs, My ex was pretty cut and his Pecs are like picrel

No. 840480

>>840478
I hate Bruce Lee's body. I can recognise it anywhere lol.

No. 840484

>>840480
well he slightly less cut, but yeah Bruce lee was one of his Idols

No. 840490

File: 1624901796800.png (Spoiler Image, 1.36 MB, 1166x886, peak_pecs.png)

I just shake my head when I see a man with a FLAT chest. Men should all have muscle titties like picrel. Those are peak pecs.

No. 840491

>>840490
that's not really muscle though its fat, seems your mixing up skinny fat with muscle

No. 840495

>>840490
fat fucking boobs fuck yeah

No. 840505

File: 1624902830726.jpg (245.01 KB, 1959x1189, smug dangerroomp.jpg)

i have lost a total of one (1) (all) braincell(s) today

No. 840510

File: 1624903169332.jpg (Spoiler Image, 75.62 KB, 646x263, 1613726999191.jpg)

>>840478
>>840491
You can have big tits and muscle definition, though. Not only does it look better imho but it also makes the dude actually stronger. That's why strongmen and powerlifters usually have a higher body fat %

Also yes, it is

No. 840511

Also who has that tiktok video of the dude touching his tiddies?

No. 840517

>>840511
Yeah but he had actual breast tissue due to a condition

No. 840522

File: 1624903848570.gif (993.97 KB, 500x280, tumblr_mkuxeqUQmo1qcbq9jo2_500…)

wwwwww ewrwrwrwr ruuuuubmbmbmbmww

No. 840523

>>840517
Has he confirmed it?

No. 840524

>>840491
Bitch wtf that dude is not skinnyfat and those are clearly muscle tits

No. 840533

File: 1624904443482.png (Spoiler Image, 709.66 KB, 541x864, 90840932740932.png)

>>840469
Oh shit we talking about tiddy I'm here for it

No. 840540

File: 1624904945721.jpg (404.73 KB, 1044x2048, d254477e96bd65dfe92aabbd81de77…)

Learn how to draw them correct, nonnetinas

No. 840541

>>840522
is that the news game bug

No. 840548

>>840540
That's very nice thanks. I was just thinking about how these koreans always draw such disgusting disproportional figures with balloon pecs and tiny waist, I don't understand why they think that is attractive

No. 840551

>>840541
Nah he is just spinning cuz he's bored

No. 840581

>>840548
You are right, it is mostly Koreans who draw these weird tit pecs on males, I mean have they never seen an IRL Muscular male
Unless your a bodybuilder or have some fat mixes on, most pec muscles on males are flat

Hell I'm 99% sure anons who talk about bara titties ae virgins

No. 840587

>>840540
Does Asia use a circle instead of a tick? That's interesting. Is that why gaming consoles have a circle?

No. 840589

>>840587
Yes and yes

No. 840591

>>840589
nta but mind=blown

No. 840593

>>840540
look at this shit, there are like academic studies of male anatomy but when it comes to women it’s hur derp fat booby ass and stomach. fuck this shit, fujoshis influence the way how women look

No. 840599

>>840587
…Literally only japan does this

No. 840608

File: 1624908892568.jpg (90.58 KB, 650x841, d55zwybwkaeibqn-15725136286591…)

>>840581
Nah, korea does it too, but maybe it's japanese influence, idk

>>840581
>have some fat mixes on
That's literally it, nobody said male tit is dolely muscle, it's obviously a mix

>99% sure anons who talk about bara titties ae virgins

Try harder
You made me post ugly kpop man, don't make me post ben swolo as well

No. 840615

>>840608
those don't seem natural, like at all

No. 840624

My asshole is stupid small like I feel like it never grew with the rest of me and it's not a fucking flex, imagine bleeding every time you shit because you can feel even your small, tiny shits stretching out your asshole, it's disgusting

No. 840629

>>840608
BARA BITTIES BARA BITTIES BARA BITTIES

No. 840630

File: 1624910281291.jpg (52.84 KB, 590x320, main-qimg-e314cefff259226b206d…)

You know it's the shitposting thread when people refuse to believe that you can be strong, have a little bit of fat and drink water at the same time. I wonder how many here go to the gym, because it's honestly not that rare

These
>>840469
>>840533
Are obviously over exaggerated, but these
>>840121
>>840490
>>840510
>>840608
Are obviously attainable and are probably easier than the bodybuilder dry cut look

No. 840633

>>840608
I don’t care if his tits are fake, those look nice and I want to put my face between them.

No. 840646

>>840593
You think because there's one pic of a Japanese anatomy guide (it's shit, btw, go look at actual pics of men's chests instead of this stiff crap) there aren't any for women?

No. 840690

>>840630
dont forget that a lot of the actors who were in superhero franchises did a ton of steroids. It's super common in films now where men need to have shirtless scenes to roid themselves up and it's not natural at all

No. 840703

>>840608
god they look so soft and squishy. I wanna squeeze them heheheh

No. 840709

File: 1624914300255.png (175.68 KB, 742x796, witch.png)

Watching Siempre Bruja and God I wish Colombia was real

No. 840713

I'm fucking angry today for NO FUCKING REASON

No. 840714

Bara tiddies look too much like actual breasts and it's off-putting, there I said it!!

No. 840722

>>840709
I love cece can we claim partial ownership of her?

No. 840727

File: 1624915844639.png (738.32 KB, 690x900, capybara.png)

>>840722
Cece belongs to us all.

No. 840731

File: 1624916151853.jpg (1.39 MB, 3264x2448, IMG_6663-1.jpg)

your recommended articles

wikiHow: How to Introduce Two Admins

No. 840732

>>840714
agreed. they're gross

No. 840733

>>840714
>>840732
Shit take, bara tiddies are great.

No. 840737

>>840733
Call it what it is: gyno.

No. 840741

>>840727
She's so much better than that ugly ass frog.

No. 840746

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>>840714
>>840732
eeh, not trying to tell you what you should like but they are not always overtly female-like, I also hate when they are drawn that way because I still like males, not real tits.

I remember when I was looking for jotakak doujins and there was this was which the "plot" was that all of Jotaro's muscles turned into fat and the cover was Kakyoin fondling his chest and it just looked too much like actual tits and Jotaro just looked like a manfaced pre op fakeboi, gross
Speaking of which, once I saw a Jotakak doujin where Kakyoin was a MtF troon. Just….

couldn't bother to find a better res pic

No. 840751

>>840624
Anon go to the doctor

No. 840752

File: 1624918146226.jpg (118.06 KB, 500x750, tumblr_mnbqceHv1H1ro4txwo1_500…)

>>840733
Agreed.

No. 840755

>>840510
Who is this? Adam driver?

No. 840763

>>840755
>Also yes, it is
not trying to be rude, just thought it was funny

>>840752
nice

No. 840786

>>840510
where is this from, nonny? i know it's the forbidden man but sauce

No. 840797

>>840752
BIG TITS

No. 840800

>>840786
It's from BTS clips from Star Wars, unfortunately he never used clothes like that for any movie
please ignore the shit music/editing, this was the only youtube video I could find with it.

No. 840804

>>840800
i love you and i hope you have a great life, thanks

No. 840806

>>840727
God I wish that was me

No. 840824

File: 1624923791615.png (74.82 KB, 250x234, imagen_2021-06-28_184317.png)

Would you marry him?

No. 840828

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>>840824
NO but I WOULD call him A- A-

No. 840835

>>840828
ANON DON'T!!!

No. 840836

Give me that tea biscuit uh uh
I'll make you eat that tea biscuit
Be pourin that bisquick, but I'm not bakin pancakes today, sir

No. 840838

>>840835
Slam poet

No. 840854

>>840828
I wish I got this joke

No. 840868

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>>840804
Love you too and ditto, nonalina

No. 840914

File: 1624929685370.jpg (80.89 KB, 1024x573, 27e.jpg)

someone posted a long-ass smut fic of my #1 husbando and i have a lot of snacks, it is a good night anons.

No. 840918

>>840763
Ayrt, I didn't even notice that last line on the post lmao

No. 840934

File: 1624931588911.png (448.99 KB, 413x448, 4732084732074.png)

I'm currently in the midst of a heat wave and I am living for it. I have no AC but seriously couldn't give less of a shit about melting and marinating in my own sweat. I'm one of those people who is constantly cold in anything sub 80F and always suffering from low level hypothermia. It's now over 100 degrees and my hands and feet are finally warm for the first time in years. I would much rather combust any day. DESTROY ME YOU BIG BURNING BITCH, PRAISE THE SUN

No. 840943

>>840934
i'm the reverse, i once fainted in spring weather

No. 840976

File: 1624936702237.jpg (96.67 KB, 1854x726, 20210628_221536.jpg)

I saw this on Twitter and it's so relatable frustrating and depressing at the same time idk where to post it, so here it is

No. 841006

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I'M LEAVING ON A JET PLANE
DON'T KNOW WHEN I'LL BE BACK AGAIN

No. 841017

File: 1624942828790.jpg (55.23 KB, 390x293, oobi.jpg)

>>841006
oobi, I hate to go

No. 841018

I dont fucking know how to talk like you guys

No. 841022

>>841018
try harder newfag

No. 841027

File: 1624944357600.jpg (168.92 KB, 1200x1655, 1624909922287.jpg)

If he really thinks we're the devil, then let's send 'em to hell
If he really thinks we're the devil, then let's send 'em to hell
If he really thinks we're the devil, then let's send 'em to hell

If he really thinks we're the devil, then let's send 'em to hell
If he really thinks we're the devil, then let's send 'em to hell
If he really thinks we're the devil, then let's send 'em to hell

If he really thinks we're the devil, then let's send 'em to hell
If he really thinks we're the devil, then let's send 'em to hell
If he really thinks we're the devil, then let's send 'em to hell

If he really thinks we're the devil, then let's send 'em to hell
If he really thinks we're the devil, then let's send 'em to hell
If he really thinks we're the devil, then let's send 'em to hell

If he really thinks we're the devil, then let's send 'em to hell
If he really thinks we're the devil, then let's send 'em to hell
If he really thinks we're the devil, then let's send 'em to hell

If he really thinks we're the devil, then let's send 'em to hell
If he really thinks we're the devil, then let's send 'em to hell
If he really thinks we're the devil, then let's send 'em to hell

If he really thinks we're the devil, then let's send 'em to hell
If he really thinks we're the devil, then let's send 'em to hell
If he really thinks we're the devil, then let's send 'em to hell

If he really thinks we're the devil, then let's send 'em to hell
If he really thinks we're the devil, then let's send 'em to hell
If he really thinks we're the devil, then let's send 'em to hell

If he really thinks we're the devil, then let's send 'em to hell
If he really thinks we're the devil, then let's send 'em to hell
If he really thinks we're the devil, then let's send 'em to hell

No. 841028

>>841018
Bark bark bark bark

No. 841051

N

No. 841052

I

No. 841054

C

No. 841057

C

No. 841061

File: 1624948551283.jpg (36.17 KB, 400x480, Arthur-003.jpg)


No. 841067

Fuck marry kill: doja cat, ariana grande, princess nokia
take your picks

No. 841071

>>841067
Fuck nokia, marry Doja kill Ariana

No. 841084

>>841067
Fuck Ariana, kill PN, marry Doja

No. 841087

>>841067
Nokia is already my embarrassing wife so that one's easy, then I'm fucking Doja cause there's no way I'm touching Ariana

No. 841094

>>841067
marry ariana, fuck nokia and kill doja (sorry dojafags)

there used to be a whole FMK thread but it died lol

No. 841098

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No. 841108

>>841067
fuck ariana, kill princess nokia, marry doja

No. 841119

>>841098
can i hold him?

No. 841130

>>841098
Wooooooooow impressive

No. 841135

>>841098
in awe at the size of this lad. absolute unit

No. 841254

File: 1624969467297.jpg (589.63 KB, 1280x1816, IMG_20191003_061728.jpg)

THEEEEEEERE WAS NEEEEVERR A MAAAAAAAAAN
LIKE MY JOHNNYYYYY

No. 841267

JUST GONNA STAND THERE AND WATCH ME TWURT
WELL THAT'S ALRIGHT BECAUSE I LIKE THE WAY IT SNURTS

No. 841275

File: 1624970449210.jpg (143.89 KB, 1078x1978, 20210629_074049.jpg)


No. 841329

File: 1624976486914.jpeg (51.42 KB, 637x358, coven.jpeg)

Every man’s story ends in death… but we are not men and we will not die.

No. 841356

>>841254
Wtf source on this pic, that art is amazing. I love nuns

No. 841363

>>841254
new vegas vibes intensify

No. 841456

File: 1624983899578.jpeg (33.74 KB, 440x437, 1606326617037.jpeg)


No. 841477

File: 1624985043336.jpg (50.45 KB, 400x298, 8504385043534.jpg)

>>840943
Combined we would just make one boring normal person, but seperately we are the goddesses of ice and fire. Too dysfuncti—I mean powerful for this world

No. 841505

File: 1624987152807.jpg (64.76 KB, 500x500, o9o60b4u-Wi1tinr.jpg)

whatchu eating

No. 841561

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No. 841590

>>841456
Awoo, true to Caesar

No. 841625

>>841098
I want a chonko like this!!

No. 841641

File: 1624993829047.jpeg (48.06 KB, 765x673, EwsfXdbWQAMP8a0.jpeg)

SPAGHET

No. 841642

>>841505
salted caramel and dark choco almond kind bar

No. 841666

>>841254
artist rendition of a scrote being banned from lolcow.farm

No. 841816

File: 1625003351958.jpg (12.74 KB, 279x279, vqDM1kCI_400x400.jpg)

can anyone tell me what actress is this?

No. 841825

>>841816
Bella Goth

No. 841835

>>841816
A bella bella Belladonna, italiano actressa

No. 841836

>>841825
>>841835
getting catfished by such an icon is an honour indeed

No. 841845

File: 1625004873846.jpg (182.31 KB, 1024x1721, Queen.jpg)


No. 841870

File: 1625006615290.jpg (1.01 MB, 3024x4032, jzte8xdl25151.jpg)

>>841845
A true queen who won't take shit from no one

No. 841878

Got so much inner turmoil going on allow me to just SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

No. 842095

>>840854
same, I'm lost

No. 842127

File: 1625043832680.jpg (290.37 KB, 2048x1536, IMG_20210606_031335.jpg)

My parent's cat is 22 and has now outlived three other cats that I have loved. He's so shitty and he humps bunched up blankets. I stare at him and think "Why you. Why is it you."

No. 842132

>>842127
He looks so cool, it's clearly a witch's familiar.

No. 842136

>>842132
Whys the witch so humpy though

No. 842321

>>841067
Fuck Ariana, marry Doja, kill Nokia

No. 842323

>>842127
He thrives off your spite, keeps em young

No. 842325

>>842127
What a beautiful cat

No. 842363

>>842321
I second this

No. 842409

>>842127
he's stunning

No. 842535

File: 1625086828399.jpg (22.65 KB, 380x476, 8.jpg)

some anons say lc has hundreds of users but where the fuck are they? this place is deader than dead. we are never getting the borzoi-dyi-dildo-discharge era back.

No. 842538

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>>841641
i fucking love sims 2 food it makes me so hungry and it smokes a little bit to show you it's warm and fresh aah

No. 842542

>>842538
what the fuck is that the actual texture? That does look good, Imma about to download some pizza retextures for Sims 4

No. 842543

>>842535
I've felt the sudden decline as well. I guess the daily cp and goreposting scared off some nonnies, and I honestly don't blame them

No. 842548

>>842535
Honestly, my favs just haven't produced milk, so I don't check in as much. It's a little quiet, but it'll get busier eventually.

No. 842550

>>842543
I don't know how I always manage to avoid cp and gore when I read here multiple times a day.

No. 842551

>>842535
The homemade dildo thing wasn't that long ago, was it? Or am I going insane?? I'm sure some newfags will stick around though

No. 842552

>>842550
I've noticed that they usually post between 2AM ~ 4AM (GMT-4)
So if you're not around during this time cause of your timezone or work or sleep schedule etc etc you luckily won't see it.

No. 842553

>>842551
nta but I believe it was around 7 to 10 months a go, it was definently last year so yeah, not long ago

No. 842559

File: 1625088963622.jpg (205.07 KB, 1600x900, sims2-stsyc-02-jenny-smith-piz…)

>>842542
Sims 2 food had soul

No. 842566

>>842538
TS1 and TS2 had pizza that was made up of individual slices and in TS2 the the slice will flop down like a real pizza. I know it's only a low poly model with low resolution texture but that small detail made it much more realistic than a sim eating a piece of rigid cardboard.

No. 842568

>>842543
I think it's because people get banned more easily now for minor transgressions or mistakes and on a site where tons of topics are off limits to begin with. Why bother? The range of things we're allowed to talk about, where and how is so limited now. Also, I see anons getting banned for shit that doesn't even make sense. I'm not convinced most mods take sufficient time to read posts in context. Which would be acceptable if the site had a lot of traffic and they were struggling to keep up. A literal six word and quite obviously accidental "blogpost" earned me a week long ban once. Completely disproportionate. 12 hours OK, but a week? I lost interest pretty quickly as the site was pretty much dead and I couldn't post anyway. Didn't browse again for months.

No. 842571

>>842568
what are our alternatives in terms of communities? is cc any good? or is there at least less cp?

No. 842587

>>842571
I don't know about cp issue sorry. CC definitely allows for more random and weird threads which I appreciate. I browse.

No. 842604

>>842535
fuck, i forgot about the diy dildo. quarantine lolcow was incredible

No. 842607

>>842568
i just ended a month!!! long ban because of a very harmless joke that the mods would have understood the context of if they actually read the thread

No. 842623

>>842535
In /snow and /w? I don't think there's hundreds of users tbh, probably ppl using VPNs inflating the number.

No. 842628

>>842607
Did you appeal the ban? Not to wk but if you have a valid reason to appeal they're usually reasonable, admin even said about this on meta recently

No. 842633

>>842571
Cc is infested with 4channers spamming dickpics & larping, and trannies. Though some older threads are nice to bookmark and follow, avoid most of that bullshit that way since they usually make new posts for that shit.

No. 842636

>>842628
i didn't cus i couldn't be bothered tbh but it's the longest ban i ever got and then for something very silly so just thought that was wild kek

No. 842642

>>842607
A month? Ridiculous! Someone got banned today for a harmless joke. A poster said she likes when anons get mad over trivial shit and repeat insults like "retard, stupid, imbecile" incessantly. The anon who got banned replied to her by quoting a typo from her post & repeating those insults. Presumably, someone didn't get the joke and reported her for infighting. Either the mod didn't bother to read the post she was replying to or the joke flew over their head also.

No. 842652

>>842642
>the mod didn't bother to read the post she was replying to
Just fyi in the report queue they see the post that's been reported and the reason it was reported (if any was given) so in most seemingly straightforward cases there's no obvious reason to go read the thread, so mistakes happen. Red text doesn't even automatically mean a user got banned
t. someone who feels bad the mods are getting hate from their userbase the same hour they're actually cleaning up a CP raid

No. 842664

File: 1625094472472.png (112.17 KB, 256x256, download (12).png)

>>842550
i also have somehow never seen a cp spam on here but i have seen gore spams a few times which luckily doesn't bother me at all to look at and isn't illegal to view
i have unfortunately seen it a couple times on 4chan and i rarely ever go on there compared to here

is the spam still ongoing? what board is it on so i can make sure i avoid it? i have severe paranoia about that shit and really rather not see it and feel like the fbi is going to kick down my door for just accidentally going on a page that it's on

No. 842695

>>842538
Hey you got Bigfoot in your household

No. 842704

>>842587
I noticed that sometimes similar spam/gore abuse is posted on both boards so I suspect it could be a bot that's meant to target girlchans.
>>842607
Please appeal something like this. You shouldn't have been remotely banned for that long. Email works too if anons are unable to appeal for whatever reason.

No. 842708

>>842704
This isn't meta but is there any way you guys can stop/block the bots?

No. 842719

>>842708
If it's a bot Google captcha should be enough but that doesn't account for raids or people who spam by hand. We already have a system to detect floods and spam, sometimes it catches the spammer, sometimes it doesn't. The other issue is that the site has a massive ban evasion epidemic from both rebellious users and abuse spammers. It's probably why bigger sites like 4chan don't allow VPNs or TOR. We haven't allowed TOR for about a year now because it was often used to ban evade or spam.

No. 842727

>>842587
I really want to know what the joke was now

No. 842759

File: 1625103264555.jpg (156.72 KB, 1280x714, i-.jpg)

admin in the shitpost thread?!

No. 842770

File: 1625104108398.jpeg (141.93 KB, 1431x761, 2949A10F-A64E-45B6-B1B3-75C0FF…)

>>842571
the main problem with cc is that it's quiet and has had multiple moid raids including some scrote from /r9k/ who kept posting his penis

if you hate trannies they also seem to have an amount of those too according to lc but considering its reputation I was surprised when I went there and it wasn't really active at all

I wish I would actually allot my time to something useful instead of spending more and more on ib's, but life seems more and more bleak and I just want to talk to ppl fml

No. 842780

>>842770
CC has a lot of schizos and people who love to argue. I mean we have those here too but the ones on CC are so fucking dedicated. I feel you on wasting time on boards though, ugh.

No. 842788

>>842780
oh yeah the posters who keep spewing about existentialism and how we're not real and all god and such. I wonder what kind of drugs they're on

No. 842790

MIRROR ON THE WALL

HERE WE ARE AGAIN

No. 842794

>>842788
They watched Lain once and think they're enlightened for having done so

No. 842798

File: 1625105538131.gif (1.96 MB, 540x406, retro-anime-maison-ikkoku-gif-…)

>>842719
Thanks for the info! Sucks about the ban evaders though.


>>842770
CC has potential but just needs more visibility and less trannies.I think LC does better with deleting stuff and banning retards quickly.
I now completely understand why very few people would want to run an image board though. I wouldn't want to chase down ban evaders, schizos, and gore/CP spammers all day. Pouring one out for the LC jannies that gotta deal with all the autism(including mine).

No. 842814

File: 1625106315327.jpeg (140.85 KB, 978x912, 9AFF86EB-C31D-4667-BB39-E79EE1…)

>>842798
cc is terrible about leaving nasty shit or bait up. also they kept getting posted to 4ch for some reason despite them being a far less active site than lc. I got tired of seeing that moid's nasty scrotum posted for hours with mods doing nothing about it, multiple times. much as people complain about lc's modding at least they actually administer bans

it has potential in a sense that if it had a more organized random board it would probably do well but as it stands it's way too schizo.

should just try and focus on doing something productive with my life instead of being a shitty imageboard user and take lc's lessened activity as a sign but nah I'm going to keep using imageboards

No. 842823

>>842794
no one here watches that shit, bloomer fag

No. 842899

>>842823
>bloomer

No. 842919

File: 1625120269376.jpg (Spoiler Image, 126.58 KB, 1242x1529, disgusting.jpg)

This picture makes me so mad, I don't listen to this rapper and I never was a fan, but now I really can't stand him.
I just wanna scream

No. 842927

>>842919
Is that a corpse or

No. 842933

>>842927
lmao I was thinking the same thing

No. 842938

>>842927
Yeah he looks bluish it's creepy

No. 842950

>>842927
nah it's a live scrote.

No. 842951

>>842938
he's ashy lmao

No. 843148

File: 1625151909378.png (165.71 KB, 301x488, Huyeandndjw.png)

She's free, ladies

No. 843152

I've,
become so numb I've become so numb I've become so numb I've become so numb, I've become so numb I've become so numb I've become so numb I've become so numb

No. 843153

>>843148
But anon.. she said shes never going to date anyone else ever again.

No. 843155

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, PLEASE RISE FOR THE NATIONAL ANTHEM

No. 843157

>>843148
I can change her

No. 843164

>>843157
Someone please kidnap her, tie her up and starve her. For her own good.

No. 843165

>>843155
what do you mean "and gentlemen"

No. 843168

File: 1625154719289.png (68.48 KB, 350x262, download.png)


No. 843196

I've had some unintentionally funny porn from /y/ sitting in a folder for a few years now, I will let it see the light of day for you nonnies dis/pleasure.I hope this gets me banned because I have a life to live(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE)

No. 843210

>>843206
Yes scrotes have terrible taste, we know.

No. 843212

File: 1625157416988.jpeg (279.16 KB, 750x732, 334CDEE4-8262-4A1C-82FF-60582E…)

Damn girl when did you snag Mr. Beast?

No. 843221

>>843206
So you're telling me this is any different than the forbidden man spergs cooming to his "bara tiddies?"

No. 843222

goddamn I fucking missed the forbidden porn

No. 843225

>>843222
Eh it wasn't really anything remarkable. Just gay bara shit and a guys face surrounded by boobs.

No. 843227

>>843225
And all 2006 DeviantArt-tier as well. Nothing to write home about.

No. 843462

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa my favorite thread locked where willl my brain thoughts go now????????????????

No. 843566

oof nonny valid terf abusive victim triggered

No. 843568

File: 1625171261651.png (524.81 KB, 890x534, imagen_2021-07-01_152744.png)


No. 843575

>>843566
Problematic toxic

No. 843577

>>843568
Love is love

No. 843579

>>843575
oof nonny valid terf abusive victim triggered Problematic toxic
ty

No. 843580

>>843568
Perfect for pride semester.

No. 843583

>>843579
woc too.

No. 843584

juliesexcatgirl

No. 843587


No. 843595

File: 1625172324800.jpg (Spoiler Image, 109.6 KB, 1200x686, oogabooga.jpg)


No. 843601

File: 1625172641258.jpg (Spoiler Image, 35.91 KB, 780x438, 34522.jpg)


No. 843610

File: 1625172768826.jpg (Spoiler Image, 35.71 KB, 640x640, 13316.jpg)


No. 843615

File: 1625172893792.png (Spoiler Image, 273.27 KB, 489x684, ejfd646vJ1.png)


No. 843620

who are these random gingers

No. 843623

File: 1625173131256.jpeg (2.18 MB, 4032x3024, ECE249EE-1E7C-484F-B0D7-84E1AC…)

spot baby duck

No. 843625

File: 1625173202394.jpeg (70.93 KB, 960x720, FB406E96-E31A-4E74-BBAA-1BB29A…)

>>843623
black swans are gorgeous

No. 843635

gonna eat so muhc pasta

No. 843682

File: 1625175923054.jpg (Spoiler Image, 54.67 KB, 594x400, swan-1.jpg)

>>843625
Swans carry their babies on their back before they can swim? I had no idea

No. 843697

File: 1625177133707.jpeg (85.12 KB, 735x711, Eqxbf_6U0AEw59S.jpeg)

>>843682
>>843625
>>843623
this is now a swanposting thread

No. 843748

>>843625
Oh my god thats so cute, my heart

No. 843756

File: 1625180875398.jpeg (55.84 KB, 480x480, 1C14F591-8605-4A67-828F-06E2CD…)


No. 843761

File: 1625181436020.jpg (106.73 KB, 897x505, baby-canada-goose-4.jpg)

swans are okay but not the best of the large waterfowl

this post was made my the goose gang

No. 843772

>>843568
I can't tell if she looks scared or mentally checked tf out.

Maybe she's just in survival mode and will process the trauma later.

No. 843773

Summer is the superior season based on its fruit. Peaches, apricots, strawberries! Cherries, watermelons, and later on, figs and grapes! Gnam.

No. 843776

File: 1625182008279.jpg (116.27 KB, 900x600, dark-red-cherries-in-white-bow…)

>>843773
God I love cherries

No. 843779

>>843776
I once ate 2 kilos of cherries by myself, it was neat.

No. 843783

>>843779
How did your intestines feel about that?

No. 843784

File: 1625182628534.png (250.05 KB, 291x353, hate.PNG)

I hate these, I like the chocolate ones though.

No. 843785

>>843783
I honestly don’t remember, it was a long time ago.

No. 843788

File: 1625182888700.jpg (7.01 KB, 225x225, strechy.jpg)

>>843784
I hate these too

No. 843790

File: 1625182931117.jpg (259.76 KB, 1500x1500, squishy-water-ball-yoyos_12_22…)

>>843788
I like these

No. 843797

File: 1625183530762.jpeg (72.59 KB, 492x492, 81EC0669-13C9-4B53-A578-1614F0…)

>>843790
I unironically want these.

No. 843800

File: 1625183650845.jpg (112.8 KB, 794x829, il_794xN.2437780444_jikv.jpg)

>>843797
I want these

No. 843801

>>843797
Oooh those are the ones that dance like strippers!

No. 843803

File: 1625184009625.jpg (34.32 KB, 300x300, s-l300.jpg)

>>843800
I want some of these balls, I used to bite them when I was younger and I'd get all that weird rubber shit in my mouth. They are so pretty though.

No. 843809

>>843776
i love them but they make me fart like crazy

No. 843810

>>843761
fuck geese, they are only cute for two weeks at most. they need to get the fuck out of the goddamn road because i'm in a hurry

No. 843821

File: 1625185798542.jpg (66.53 KB, 1024x768, goose_smiling_by_vampyrechoirb…)

>>843810
fuck ur hurry the world ain't made for u the goose is on the top of the foodchain and for a good reason now learn your place lowly human

No. 843827

>>843821
>goose smiling
You’re a fake! Geese can’t feel!

No. 843829

>>843803
For you, anon.

No. 843870

>>843821
Fuckers only good when dead and eaten. Consume thy enemy.

No. 843885

File: 1625192244187.jpg (Spoiler Image, 55 KB, 1200x1680, goose-with-teeth.jpg)

repost, forgot to spoiler. sorry for spooking any unsuspecting nonnies
>>843821
look this fucker in the eyes and tell me this isn't a product of satan

No. 843909

>>843885
I was once bitten by a white goose exactly like this. it was like a painful tickle

No. 843912

File: 1625194040698.jpg (56.17 KB, 512x331, unnamed (1).jpg)

>>843885
>>843870
>>843827

all of these pussies who can't comprehend true majesty. i can't wait til The Great Migration (when geese migrate to their rightful place as humanity's enslavers)

No. 843922

File: 1625195123374.jpg (273.37 KB, 1391x551, 1517496316826.jpg)


No. 843925

>>843922
this is such an underwhelming, gross looking moid

No. 843939

>>843922
She really did simp for him. She coulda had someone not fat and not greasy but no. She chose to simp. For this thing.

No. 843942

>>843922
He looks like fat bastard.

No. 843988

>>843922
>i mean yeah he’s pretty misogynistic and treats me like an object

No. 843989

>>843988
thats not the POINTtt anon..

No. 843994

File: 1625205893499.png (247.05 KB, 578x474, chica anime.png)

>>843788
>>843790
You absolute buffoon. How do you breathe without choking to death on your own tongue?

No. 844011

he made me a candle and told me he made it smell like himself so i'm about to huff it while i jack off it's demon time.

No. 844103

>>844011
>he
who

No. 844150

Female here. Men of reddit, what is the most mindblowing thing you've learned about women when living with one?
Men of Reddit, female here. What’s some advice you may have for a mother of a soon-to-be teenage boy?
Female here, have an ignorant question about an erection
Female here. Men of Reddit, when you see someone attractive in a social setting (bar, club, etc.) and are considering approaching, how do you assess the situation before actually going for it? What makes you abort mission?
Female here. How would you respond if a female told you they haven’t had sex in years?
Female here. What's the best way to offer to pay on the first date?
Female here: What can I do in a professional setting to come off as more respectful and trustworthy to other men (superiors and peers)?
Female here, why do you guys push away the one person that sees true potential in you?
Female here: What do I do with my hands when making out with a guy?
Females or r/askmen, what have you learned by browsing this sub?

No. 844211

File: 1625238546705.jpg (70.43 KB, 400x565, him.jpg)


No. 844240

Fuck off bitch I'm eating chocolate, I'm just kidding you're welcome to join me

No. 844257

File: 1625245611840.jpeg (215.04 KB, 1200x800, EFB7C766-E64E-4D08-BA86-5D2906…)

got me to thinking about the word "Vessel" and realized it's like this, see, Vessel is like Vase but vassel. Like wrastlin' men, vassels fulfill their purpose. which is being filled, of course

No. 844260

>>844257
Guy to the right is telling them to go to horny jail.

No. 844278

Noah fence, but I've been watering my grandma's zucchini and tomatoes plants for a week and they've grown so tall and full of fruit! She hasn't come to see them yet so maybe she'll tell me I've fucked up. But they've grown so much!

No. 844353

>>844257
what are THOOOOOSE xDD

No. 844671

For dinner I squeezed chorizo pieces out of the pig intestine casing and it felt so weird. What a flexible but gummy material.

No. 844746

File: 1625301968946.jpg (555.28 KB, 2048x2048, 20210703_034555.jpg)


No. 844786

File: 1625308564605.png (54.82 KB, 540x253, 02652A67-5608-4DBD-8A2E-DC7044…)

>>844746
His appearance matches his tweets

No. 844789

>>844211
is that hit rapper and artist da baby?

No. 844827

File: 1625315479577.jpeg (501.73 KB, 750x788, 040F8A10-2A44-4436-A757-17D15C…)

I know you sick husbandofags would even like this

No. 844845

>>844827
Ew no we would not you're mixing husbandofags with something else

No. 844856

>>844746
Midlife crisis hitting hard, huh. Trooning out in 5, 4, 3, 2…

No. 844887

File: 1625320159997.jpg (26.51 KB, 685x640, no.jpg)

>>844827
it's called 3D pig disgusting for a reason

No. 844912

>>844789
KeeeEEEEviiiinn

No. 844928

File: 1625325234940.jpg (107.44 KB, 810x859, discord.jpg)

>celeb thread get derailed.
It's like Christmas

No. 844939

>>844928
but christmas doesn't happen every week?

No. 844948

I am so over 2d shit

No. 845015

File: 1625334126275.png (512.59 KB, 720x932, 2537494833783.png)

>>844948
What did he ever do to you anon?

No. 845045

File: 1625337395296.png (640.42 KB, 838x801, IMG_5226.PNG)

>>845015
He's a dick

No. 845112

File: 1625344502060.gif (3.68 MB, 640x640, tenor (1).gif)

post more wholesome stuff please

No. 845121

File: 1625345179137.jpeg (205.76 KB, 828x1334, 5BACB159-1029-4004-8E5E-AC9957…)


No. 845133

File: 1625345888922.gif (6.43 MB, 640x640, catkiss.gif)


No. 845137

File: 1625346510199.gif (6.36 KB, 500x450, IMG_9763.GIF)


No. 845146

I love it when women

No. 845154

File: 1625348449067.gif (399.46 KB, 500x308, tumblr_m3aqm8BwFp1qj0pm2o1_500…)


No. 845172

File: 1625350161711.jpeg (121.16 KB, 750x750, 1617809304830.jpeg)


No. 845173

File: 1625350481179.jpeg (252.26 KB, 366x855, B83D3064-ECCB-4A99-9D39-D25F65…)

did I post this already lol

No. 845179

File: 1625350952965.jpg (855.53 KB, 4770x915, axis_powers_hetalia_drawn_by_i…)

>>845112
are you ready to feel nonnie

No. 845190

>>845179
Nta but I almost cried, I love you, but I also hate you, nonnie.

No. 845226

File: 1625355629113.jpg (52.91 KB, 680x510, tihardogblack.jpg)

>>845112
Have a blessed dog

No. 845388

File: 1625379233143.jpg (153.64 KB, 1000x1207, 813376282ed2c894850506b43d3c19…)

Rinotuna (korean male artist) gives me bi vibes

No. 845403

>>845388
It looks like his right tiddy is twice the size of the left one

No. 845404

>>845403
It's swollen from the weird diseased looking shit that is happening to it

No. 845405

>>845404
Excuses, excuses. I bet it was even bigger before it got shot.

No. 845407

>>845173
She looks nice ans chewy

No. 845482

>>845388
I love the men that he draws
>tfw no crab man bf


>>844746
God, I hate Travis

No. 845494

>>845388
I kinda like this design.

No. 845571

kek anon my sides kek my sides anon topkek anon kek my side anon kek topkek kek kek sides anon

No. 845589

File: 1625410522273.png (326.9 KB, 712x460, Untitled.png)

I need Masa to be my boyfriend and take care of bugs for me. I just need someone to deal with bugs

No. 845688

Poo

No. 845699


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No. 845717


No. 845718

>>845715
Nail clippings.

No. 845723

>>845718
Ahem..

Poo poo, pee pee, penis and vagina
Women with dicks and weak men with vaginas

No. 845725

>>845723
How nostalgic

No. 845728

>>845725
He saw the future

No. 845758

My cowboy name is Poopy Buttocks’ MgGeefart and I don’t take kindly to shitposting on MY website. You will all pay with your lives.

No. 845759

File: 1625424688868.jpeg (114.51 KB, 960x640, 5FA48F02-E4D8-455A-A668-F2ABDA…)

My guts are growling
Because I ate food
And now I will
Go fard
Brap

No. 845761

Just dropping in to remind everyone to continue not taking their meds. For every anon that tells you “take your meds”, you must go one more day without them.

No. 845766

My street name is Lil’ Jiggerz McCandysniggerz. Here is one (1) rap I wrote just for you ladies’ of the retarded shitpost thread:
I take ur children’s candy with no remorse
I come in like an unstoppable force
Those lil muthafuckaz won’t know what hit
When I roll in with the chopped carrots and the hummus dip
Yo wife be going to bed early with a chamomile tea
When I roll up in the jeep from 2003
And I hit her from the front with the facts about the negative health affects of cheese
These hoes don’t even got knees

No. 845778

File: 1625426024963.jpg (49.28 KB, 720x404, tumblr_o5camaAFuy1tolfmeo1_128…)

>>845766
fukn lit

No. 845790

>>845761
But I will get diabetes if I stop taking my metformin.

No. 845795

I TOILED IN GOD'S TOILET

No. 845807

>>845790
You’re exempt, as long as you make up for it by deliberately inducing meth psychosis.

No. 845831

>>845173
idk what's goin on with her skin but i'm jealous of her body

No. 845836

File: 1625430515152.png (429.87 KB, 960x540, 3z2ad5aul4t41.png)

I miss Jenna Marbles

No. 845841

>>845836
I think about that Kylie lip tutorial pretty often. It's very funny.

No. 845859

>>845836
Same. I love how she just got so fed up about being cancelled for random shit that doesn’t even matter, her last video was basically like “you know what? Fuck you. I’m just gonna do dumb shit in the comfort of my own home and you ungrateful little shits don’t get to play”

No. 845864

>>845836
Ah me too. Her ASMR mukbang gaming video especially always made me cry with laughter

No. 845865

>>845859
Samefag what’s everyone fave Jenna marbles video?
Mine is the one where she spends over $150 on jeans just to make a hideous chair that doesn’t even work.

No. 845894

>>845859
Didn't she cancel herself during blm? For all the extreme contouring she did years ago, it wasn't blackface. I think she just got tired and wanted to live her own life.

No. 845903

>>845894
No. She got cancelled because of some dog video, people kept pointing at it with pitchforks and after making a long explanation and apology video, she just got tired of it.

No. 845917

I fucking love cereal.

No. 845929

File: 1625435554747.jpeg (133.31 KB, 700x415, A9A4E4DF-9170-4452-837F-59C213…)

1 reply = 1 belly rub

No. 845933

>>845929
2 belly rubs, my reply counts for double

No. 845934

>>845933
Wtf wasn't even expecting dubs

No. 845936

>>845929
adding three

No. 845942

>>845929
rrrrubrubrubrubrub

No. 845949

>>845929
It's a trap!
I know better than to touch a cat's belly

No. 845960

>>845929
boop the belly

No. 845966

>>845929
Cats socks and mitts coloration is so cute…

No. 845997

File: 1625440897228.jpeg (113.66 KB, 960x960, 39134BB5-4186-4862-BE36-0F5064…)

>>845949
T O U C H

No. 845999

>>845997
I GET THIS FEELING
AND EVERY TIME WE KISS I SWEAR I CAN FLY

No. 846009

>>845836
Does anyone have an archive or reupload of some of her older videos she deleted? She said she got rid of some of them when she was at the peak of getting canceled. It would've been her early Youtube stuff.

No. 846063

ALL HAIL LORD IL PALAZZO

No. 846064

File: 1625448851018.png (222.5 KB, 512x381, F459AD10-608A-4779-98E0-E562BF…)

>>846063
absolutely shitpost is me forgetting the image

No. 846068

>>846064
i thought this was james crossdressing again

No. 846077

>>846064
Yes, i fucking love Excel Saga!!

No. 846082

File: 1625451483004.jpeg (100.35 KB, 500x753, F65E6FB4-C7DE-450C-A8E8-7DDF0D…)

>>846063
He’s hot as fuck, thank you for reminding me his amazing existence.

No. 846185

>>845949
Your reply still counts as 1 belly rub.
Now you will be B I T T E N

No. 846293

File: 1625479002680.jpg (60 KB, 827x458, I cannot stop evading taxes.jp…)


No. 846314

>>846293
>they/them
what the fuck

No. 846318

File: 1625484588705.jpg (95.4 KB, 1280x720, eggsalad.jpg)

I understand her

No. 846328

>>846318
Only great character of the furry anime.

No. 846417

will this string of code work? I am merely having fun

<span class="public_ban">(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE)</span>

No. 846440

i'm at a primal level of horny today i can't stop sniffing my pussy i wish i could eat myself out

No. 846456

File: 1625502771872.jpg (103.91 KB, 960x960, 158265973_205314501381750_9031…)


No. 846515

>>846456
do you want me to post my hand anon

No. 846576

File: 1625513138426.jpg (480.49 KB, 1079x932, 1599466528249.jpg)

>MALE

No. 846750

File: 1625531424514.jpeg (326.95 KB, 1536x2048, 4134E8BE-81DE-476D-9702-D09F0C…)


No. 846771

What is it called when a pirate climaxes? An arrgh-gasm

No. 846854

File: 1625542932510.jpeg (55.06 KB, 560x510, 5F7AD49F-CEC5-4054-93E7-B43521…)

>>846771
nice joke. Take

No. 846855

File: 1625543065221.jpeg (194.49 KB, 690x899, F21FC5DB-271A-4076-8002-804F49…)


No. 846898

im a thiccy
they call this mild salsa but its spicy why why why

No. 846901

File: 1625551901434.png (608.75 KB, 992x558, imagen_2021-07-06_011043.png)

Botw Link is my ultimate husband and the thing I love the most about him is that he's LEGAL he's 117 so he's FAIR GAME

No. 846944

>>846901
ill rip his tiny sack off!!!!

No. 846958

File: 1625556058800.png (392.67 KB, 376x463, concern.PNG)

>>846901
His dick is fucking huge
IVE SEEN IT
I wish he was real, I want to marry a cute elf twink bf

No. 846968

I challenge anons to write a coherent sentence consisting mostly of red words

No. 846987

>>846968
I'm a triggered terf victim of problematic oof

No. 846995

I'd love to know what Oflink's ban message said.

No. 847004

Fuck marry kill:
Billie Eilish, Lana del Rey, Melanie Martinez

No. 847009

Fuck marry kill:
Celebricows anons, driverspergs, artsalt anons

No. 847011

>>847004
Kill Lana, fuck Melanie, marry Billie (the age gap would be creepy and I'd be "so cancelled", but all that cash money though…)

No. 847012

>>847004
Fuck melanie, kill lana and marry billie. I would love to marry Melanie but i can't imagine marrying someone with an adult baby diaper fetish, imagine getting all horny and the mf tells you "gugu gaga mommy change diaper pwease" or some shit. One time is fine though, just because we only live once and we must live to the fullest.

No. 847018

>>847012
Yea, the chance of Melanie trying to call me Daddy/Dada is a real risk, I agree. One and done, thank you.
>>847009
Artsalt anons are all weebs so that's an easy kill (my apologies to the history of the board). Fuck Driverspergs while black-out wasted and marry celebricow anons cause they seem like unhinged freaks.

No. 847030

>>847004
Lana Del Rey, Melanie Martinez, Billie Eilish

I do not know much about Melanie other than that I like the way she would put effort into creepycute aesthetic. Marrying LDR would seem like a problem because of her current husband, it raises a bit of red flags to me. Billie is nothing but an industry plant, everything about her is calculated to shit so she is boring to me.

>>847009
Celebricows anons, Driverfags (their fangirling seems endearing if you compare to the other two anons), Artsalt anons because they need to change their diapers and get a life.

No. 847032

>>847012
>imagine getting all horny and the mf tells you "gugu gaga mommy change diaper pwease"
lmao wtf lol

No. 847109

I was going to ask a question in the stupid questions thread but I forgot what I was going to write AGAIN!!!

No. 847144

>>847004
Fuck Lana, Kill Melanie and Marry Billie

>>847009
Marry all of them but give artsalt anons the least attention

No. 847240

>>840522
would still fuck

No. 847246

File: 1625581247127.png (1.68 MB, 1842x2048, Screenshot_20210706-092001.png)

>>847240
Enjoy your weird birdman's sandpaper cloaca, I'll be over here with my hunky autistic sci-fi mage bf.

No. 847257

>>847246
>wanting to fuck worse-carth

G R O S S

No. 847258

>>847004
can't believe you bitches want to fuck a ddlg.
kill melanie on the spot in less than a second, seriously wtf, fuck lana, marry billie only for the money

No. 847263

>>847257
Think whatever you want, it's not gonna stop my Renegon femshep from domming him like the bitch he is.

No. 847326

I have a goblin pussy

No. 847331

>>842790
KEK ANON
MIRROR ON THE WALL
HERE WE ARE AGAIIIN
Fuck

No. 847337

File: 1625591008036.png (87.76 KB, 250x250, 31FDFC2B-42E9-4D8A-9F08-6F5C25…)

>>847246
>not choosing the superior fuck machine
I’ll tell it I want my titties played with by using a flashlight

No. 847345

>>847337
idk I'm still traumatized from nemu's art of her self-insert getting fucked by one.

No. 847348


No. 847350

test

No. 847353

>>847350
failed

No. 847357

>>847350
hiv positive

No. 847385

File: 1625594516677.jpg (Spoiler Image, 24.5 KB, 537x384, snoworzoi.jpg)

>>845179
everything comes back to our old friend in the end

No. 847457

File: 1625599302463.jpg (284.23 KB, 1080x1794, IMG_20210706_152139.jpg)

My sister looks like a female version of the lead singer of that band maneskin kek

No. 847465

>>847457
she sounds beautiful

No. 847474

File: 1625600039230.gif (56.65 KB, 220x124, tenor.gif)

>>847457
Is she single?

No. 847531

>>846854
i'm not her but may i have one as well?

No. 847640

File: 1625615784436.gif (56.67 KB, 220x170, 1614322092131.gif)

im put expensive sugars in your gas tank mmnyes

No. 847644

File: 1625616172291.jpg (39.33 KB, 480x360, confused_bear-24062018.jpg)

I'm terrified of being mauled by a bear. I often have random thoughts, in random places of how I'd protect myself if a bear broke in. Usually it's just, "I guess I'll just die".
I'm the same about whales, I know i'll never see one and like Bears I'm not in an area where there would be one, but It's just scary to me.

No. 847646

>>847640
I grew up in a place where a lot of people had water tanks that someone would come fill up once a week and I always thought sugar in the tank meant ruining their drinking water as a kid kek

No. 847647

File: 1625616501132.png (1.29 MB, 1080x1070, Screenshot_20210619-234716.png)

BE KIND, OR DON'T
(YOU) ARE THE IMAGEBOARD EXPERIENCING ITSELF
(YOU) ARE ANONYMOUS, ANONYMOUS IS (YOU)
EVERYTHING COMES FULL CIRCLE, NONNY

No. 847648

>>847640
Can you stop?

No. 847650

>>847646
The first time I've heard about "Sugar" and "tanks" was when people used it to describe someone they thought was gay/is gay, "he got a lot of sugar in his tank"

No. 847654

>>847326
well then give it back

No. 847659

>>847650
That's kind of cute

No. 847661

File: 1625617762758.jpg (35.67 KB, 317x240, Tubby_Toast.jpg)

That shit burnt bruh

No. 847668

File: 1625618582064.png (369.1 KB, 412x410, 111.PNG)

I want this but it's $78.99 on eBay

No. 847684

File: 1625620691220.png (907.41 KB, 1280x720, imagen_2021-07-06_201755.png)

>>847668
Make your own with play-doh or clay, or search for similar toys and japanese miniature kits online

No. 847693

Number 1 Asian country Japan

No. 847695


No. 847702

File: 1625622603646.jpg (39.88 KB, 539x960, god.JPG)


No. 847713

the goddamn penis blue

No. 847723

File: 1625624325466.jpeg (116.35 KB, 1778x1000, 5d01c97b24000051178ab150.jpeg)

She

No. 847724

I'm a JONKLER
I'm a SMONKLER
I'm a MIIIIDNIIIGHT TONKLER

No. 847726

>>847724
I lonk you

No. 847740

File: 1625626939016.jpg (79.44 KB, 540x960, 1625510457402.jpg)

Dibidi ba didi dou dou
Di ba didi dou
Didi didldildidldidl houdihoudi dey dou

No. 847742

File: 1625627171158.jpg (61.47 KB, 1079x823, DzxJ9ZDX0AAuCR5.jpg)

>>847661
so what its crispier that way bitch

No. 847751

File: 1625628405381.jpg (27.9 KB, 852x480, 4o8w21890.jpg)

Hey guys look!
ANON FARTED!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

No. 847758

File: 1625629214782.jpg (109.89 KB, 720x962, FB_IMG_1612565428222.jpg)

>>847009
Fuck celebanons I bet they are fun, kill artsalt anons cause the thread got infested with twitterfags and marry my own kind, the Driverfags. clink clink

No. 847815

File: 1625638590980.jpg (33.47 KB, 517x541, 1609588871427.jpg)

>>847758
I dislike your twittermeme, my friend.

No. 847854

File: 1625641088393.jpeg (70.01 KB, 800x582, 3276067-ecstasy-masculine-man-…)


No. 847856

File: 1625641353786.jpg (49.21 KB, 720x965, FB_IMG_1613794500348.jpg)

>>847815
I don't use twitter, I just like dumb bitch memes, fite me m8

No. 847858

File: 1625641919550.jpg (41.71 KB, 583x509, 1557955402474.jpg)

>>847856
I'm sorry nona, I associate the acrylic nails/lip gloss overlays with twitter. You know, I'm something of a dumb bitch meme appreciator myself, I just think of them as more of picrel

No. 847859

>>847457
DUMMY THICC CHARLES ENTERTAINMENT CHEESE

No. 847861

>>847009
Fuck celebricow anons, marry driverfags, kill artsalt

No. 847862

File: 1625642487224.png (485.88 KB, 880x634, heartbreakhotel.png)


No. 847863

>>847815
didn't an anon literally create >>847758 for the dumb bitch memes thread after another anon imagined the hands on something with many arms? this is home grown memeage my friend

No. 847865

File: 1625642793973.jpeg (28.01 KB, 275x275, 1610827491700.jpeg)

>>847858
Fair enough. I love them all, I guess I'll appropriate these with the nails and lips and shit from the twitterfags, I don't care about their feelings

No. 847867

File: 1625642842921.jpg (42.45 KB, 900x599, 20210610_030628.jpg)

>>847863
I'm fucking sorry, okay??? I just woke up can you just let me live?? wow truly is a hateforum here smh fuckin terven whores smhmshm
Still don't like the meme though. "Biblically accurate angels" reminds me of reddit atheist humor.

No. 847900

B

No. 847903

WE are number one, us, nobody else, everyone is lesser than us, we are on top and dont let anyone try to convince you otherwise because we will always be number one since we are the best (trumpet solo)

No. 847952

File: 1625654720539.jpg (243.59 KB, 1500x1500, 81Q-fahh3LL._SL1500_.jpg)

i want this

No. 847953

File: 1625654773385.jpg (8.19 KB, 225x225, download.jpg)

>>847952
and i want this as well, but i won't get it. Im not a fat ass anymore.

No. 847961

File: 1625657445057.jpg (391.9 KB, 948x948, erinfish.jpg)

feel like pure shit just want her back x

No. 847962

>>847661
God I really wanted to eat those as a kid

No. 847963

>>847961
is this…

No. 847965

>>847953
Girl those things are like 50 calories, treat yourself

No. 847968

>>847963
An anon's beautiful art of the goblina, yes

No. 848327

File: 1625690027526.jpeg (18.72 KB, 612x612, she cant hurt you its okay.jpe…)

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOD DANIEL PLEASE FUCKING HELP ME THEY'VE MUTATED ME AND I LOST 70% OF MY BODY………ooooooOoooOoOoOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHH GOD I CAN FEEL THE LIMBS…..PHANTOM……SEND…HELP……..CALL MIMI….PLEASHE…..ooh god my bone marrow is BOILING in my BLOODSTREAM why ….. WHY WOULD YOU PLAY GOD LIKE THIS, HUMAN? IT FEELS LIKE ACID IS INBETWEEN EVERY LAYER OF MY SKIN oooooohhh cuore di gesù, un tempo in agonia,
abbi pietà dei morenti

No. 848379

File: 1625695105583.jpg (68.34 KB, 540x718, 2a2cbd42b71ee079ce4_c87a0e94_5…)

accidentally shoots my bf
whoops haha

No. 848398

File: 1625697369110.gif (1.65 MB, 220x391, I don't like it.gif)


No. 848401

>>848327
this is what happened to all of soren's friends at the warehouse

No. 848405


No. 848422

File: 1625700430370.jpg (278.53 KB, 1024x671, hfdhcxnmwwhksrhdgfcvs.jpg)

GIVE ME THE WOOSTERSAUCE I SAY

No. 848430

File: 1625704066137.jpg (257.16 KB, 640x1136, 47bcf80c64785ee6887aaefb7fec5e…)

tear troughs are ruining my life!

No. 848440

File: 1625706121032.jpeg (14.99 KB, 250x250, A8308F4B-E68A-4B2E-8DF0-2CE453…)

would you?

No. 848443

>>848440
hell yea

No. 848444

>>848401
Can confirm I was there I was supportive yet shy sex slave soon to be skinned and impaled #5

No. 848447

File: 1625706838839.png (168.44 KB, 482x181, oreo.PNG)

>>848440
would you?

No. 848448

File: 1625706955963.jpg (63.19 KB, 480x728, delish-pop-tarts-watermelon.jp…)

Yuck

No. 848450

File: 1625706997773.jpg (13.19 KB, 201x251, download.jpg)

Yum…?

No. 848468

It is absolutely amusing how you can clock kiwifags so easily watch this: everyone on kiwifarms is an obese gay man larping as a straight woman. You will die of type 2 diabetes or chronic fuckery.

No. 848475

File: 1625709203145.png (1.37 MB, 931x1819, 5.png)

SWEATY MEN

No. 848503

>>848450
It's a no for me

No. 848515

>>848450
pop tarts are disgusting. never good.

No. 848526

File: 1625714829674.jpeg (62.42 KB, 749x410, 11DDBF85-6D30-4883-86B6-D4BB2C…)

STOP STARING INTO MY EYES STOP STARING INTO MY SOUL I USED TO NEVER BE PERCIEVED BY THE HUMANFOLK NOW ALL THEY WANT TO DO IS STARE INTO MY SOUL I AM SCARED

No. 848530

>>847953
Yooo I used to eat at least 5 of those in one sitting

No. 848533

>>848475
this looks like a chick

No. 848537

File: 1625716328906.png (4.09 MB, 4676x864, 000.png)

fuck marry kill

No. 848544

>>848447
hell yea

No. 848550

File: 1625719726613.jpg (8.22 KB, 129x225, 116910407_304805227410216_7545…)

>>848537
Fuck, marry, kill

No. 848552

File: 1625721402500.jpg (139.93 KB, 720x868, IMG_20210627_003308.jpg)

>>848537
kill everyone

No. 848554

File: 1625721501476.jpg (39.85 KB, 450x450, 1625436595096.jpg)

Us posting slurs

No. 848555

File: 1625721589354.jpeg (31.8 KB, 500x336, 5C6F1AAB-89ED-4A31-8C2D-ED367D…)

>>848537
none of them are worth leaving alive and the only man worth marrying is picrel

No. 848561

life is suffering hhhhhhhhhhhhhfjkshfsjdhkjfskjdf sf sdhsd,fsdghsg

No. 848571

File: 1625722374852.jpg (44.32 KB, 540x409, 32.full.pages.jpg)

>>848555
you're right but also

No. 848583

File: 1625723498516.jpg (22.94 KB, 360x450, im no object of lust.jpg)

>>848552
Look at me, I'm Sandra Dee, lousy with virginity

No. 848611

File: 1625728436822.jpg (12.47 KB, 320x426, 1559982678847.jpg)

>>848554
more like picrel

No. 848628

File: 1625731971740.jpg (87.16 KB, 682x1023, depositphotos_1992954-stock-ph…)


No. 848629

File: 1625732088829.jpg (30.54 KB, 612x408, gettyimages-56805046-612x612.j…)


No. 848634

File: 1625732645621.jpg (70 KB, 794x959, C4kZwXEWMAAOrVw.jpg)


No. 848636

File: 1625733007546.jpg (1.97 MB, 3621x2967, gVc72Z5.jpg)


No. 848648

File: 1625735032700.jpg (121.07 KB, 1000x620, IMG_20191031_030247.jpg)

In awe of this pic of Steve Harvey. Just such a Man's Man's Man.

No. 848678

File: 1625738387032.jpg (14.22 KB, 320x303, Hello.jpg)


No. 848687

File: 1625738717586.png (Spoiler Image, 452.9 KB, 388x472, Can I get a hug.PNG)


No. 848712

File: 1625743850087.jpg (51.68 KB, 500x571, IMG_20190811_040033.jpg)


No. 848755

>>848648
idk why but this image makes me want to Troon out

No. 848757

>>848533
Wtf?, no it doesnt

No. 848760

ah baby ooh baby ah baby ooh baby ah baby ooh baby ah baby ooh baby ah baby ooh baby ah baby ooh baby ah baby ooh baby ah baby ooh baby ah baby ooh baby ah baby ooh baby ah baby ooh baby ah baby ooh baby ah baby ooh baby ah baby ooh baby ah baby ooh baby ah baby ooh baby ah baby ooh baby ah baby ooh baby ah baby ooh baby ah baby ooh baby ah baby ooh baby ah baby ooh baby ah baby ooh baby ah baby ooh baby ah baby ooh baby ah baby ooh baby ah baby ooh baby ah baby ooh baby ah baby ooh baby ah baby ooh baby ah baby ooh baby ah baby ooh baby ah baby ooh baby ah baby ooh baby ah baby ooh baby ah baby ooh baby ah baby ooh baby ah baby ooh baby ah baby ooh baby ah baby ooh baby ah baby ooh baby ah baby ooh baby ah baby ooh baby ah baby ooh baby ah baby ooh baby ah baby ooh baby ah baby ooh baby ah baby ooh baby ah baby ooh baby ah baby ooh baby ah baby ooh baby ah baby ooh baby ah baby ooh baby ah baby ooh baby ah baby ooh baby ah baby ooh baby ah baby ooh baby ah baby ooh baby ah baby ooh baby ah baby ooh baby ah baby ooh baby ah baby ooh baby ah baby ooh baby ah baby ooh baby ah baby ooh baby ah baby ooh baby ah baby ooh baby ah baby ooh baby ah baby ooh baby ah baby ooh baby ah baby ooh baby ah baby ooh baby ah baby ooh baby ah baby ooh baby ah baby ooh baby ah baby ooh baby ah baby ooh baby ah baby ooh baby ah baby ooh baby ah baby ooh baby ah baby ooh baby ah baby ooh baby ah baby ooh baby ah baby ooh baby ah baby ooh baby ah baby ooh baby ah baby ooh baby ah baby ooh baby ah baby ooh baby ah baby ooh baby ah baby ooh baby ah baby ooh baby ah baby ooh baby ah baby ooh baby ah baby ooh baby ah baby ooh baby ah baby ooh baby ah baby ooh baby ah baby ooh baby ah baby ooh baby ah baby ooh baby ah baby ooh baby ah baby ooh baby ah baby ooh baby ah baby ooh baby ah baby ooh baby ah baby ooh baby ah baby ooh baby ah baby ooh baby ah baby ooh baby ah baby ooh baby ah baby ooh baby ah baby ooh baby ah baby ooh baby ah baby ooh baby ah baby ooh baby ah baby ooh baby ah baby ooh baby ah baby ooh baby ah baby ooh baby ah baby ooh baby ah baby ooh baby ah baby ooh baby ah baby ooh baby ah baby ooh baby ah baby ooh baby ah baby ooh baby ah baby ooh baby

No. 848761

>>848755
FTS female-to-SteveHarvey
And I don't blame you, it's a very powerful image. I've had it saved for years.

No. 848763

>>848712
Have you had an opportunity to use this image as a response to anyone's messages yet?
ik you're probably not the same anon

No. 848771

>>848763
You caught me, I am the same anon and no, not yet. Someday..

No. 848772

MELLIFIED MAN

No. 848857

>>848537
since most of them aren't real it doesn't matter

No. 848858

>>848772
I sent that page to so many people, if anything outs me as a lolcow user it's going to be squishy squashy honey men

No. 848863

>>848857
nothing matters

No. 848904

>>848857
You can use the power of imagination to think how would sex with hisoka and orochimaru would feel like

No. 848906

>>848858
You gave me the gift of a wikipedia article, now I give you the gift of a song

ahem

Your body is so sweet now, baby, I'm saying trick or treat now
You know I've got to have you, yeah, you sexy sweet cadaver
All wrapped up like a mummy, I'll cover you in honey
And wait a hundred years or so
You know, you know it isn't sexual (It isn't sexual)
Strictly confectional (Strictly confectional)
Strictly medicinal (Strictly medicinal)
If a little nontraditional
I'm digging up your coffin and pouring out the contents
Your sexy sweet solution is prime for distribution
Sweet bod
Your body's starting rumors of Mason jars of sweetness
Whose satisfied consumers have often claimed to witness
Some sexy shrinking tumors, a sweet return to fitness
They're just a hundred bucks or so
You know, you know it isn't sexual (It isn't sexual)
Strictly professional (Strictly professional)
Entrepreneurial (Entrepreneurial)
Oh, and what a sweet memorial
I'm digging up your coffin and pouring out the contents
Good God, I'm glad to see you
Won't you be my panacea?
Sweet bod, sweet bod, oh, sweet bod, sweet bod, sweet bod

No. 848941

File: 1625764815621.gif (111.1 KB, 220x220, download.gif)

>>848398
this gif has the same energy as clippy disappearing into the void when you close a word document

No. 848952

File: 1625765484033.png (117.89 KB, 427x427, imagen_2021-07-08_123135.png)

who else is feeling this today

No. 848974

File: 1625766495713.jpg (92.93 KB, 917x960, flmgivq02iy21.jpg)

my mom is a driverfag, she shared recent photos of his from cannes on facebook

No. 848979

>>848636
Wtf is this

No. 848981

File: 1625766790724.png (275.7 KB, 464x454, imagen_2021-07-08_125322.png)

BORZOIS ARE CUTE

No. 849001

>>848974
based mom. also i support your pic unrelated choice

No. 849027

File: 1625769597068.jpg (94.26 KB, 720x955, FB_IMG_1609271862336.jpg)

>>848974
Tell your mom is she's the real MVP

No. 849033

File: 1625769832844.jpeg (27.49 KB, 640x480, 7530BED5-D65B-4A05-9175-9CC063…)

>>848981
duh oh the borzois are back

No. 849038

File: 1625770091713.gif (333.25 KB, 150x150, tumblr_m99qpuZmYQ1rarml3o1_250…)

WOAH

No. 849046

>>848974
tell her to go back to the containment thread or zuck will put her to pasture
>>849033
there was already 2 in the thread but everyone ignored them

No. 849087

File: 1625774422652.jpeg (455 KB, 1280x1280, E7911280-CFD9-4ACA-B9BF-D96684…)


No. 849088

>>848979
I don't think you want to know

No. 849094

yare yare daze bro

No. 849095

BETTER STAND BACK, I'M ABOUT TO

S N E E Z E

No. 849101

>>849087
pffff amazing

No. 849102

File: 1625775340547.jpg (134.37 KB, 1023x683, depositphotos_78840686-stock-p…)


No. 849106

File: 1625775470470.jpeg (154.05 KB, 1300x957, C48E0DA1-06B0-42D1-B7B6-57EE76…)


No. 849118

>>848979
it looks like beef that’s been cured in an adidas sock

No. 849122

>>849094
Wtf are you some kind of male? Yare yare dawa…

No. 849130

File: 1625776840724.jpg (Spoiler Image, 951.61 KB, 2989x3126, jP7COxN1oVdF1t3TmVIwnsDv7vYoQY…)

>>849118
>>848979
Oo you're about to regret this

No. 849131

>>849130
I don't get it. ancient fleshlight?? I don't want to look at that image for too long

No. 849132

>>849130
Wtf kys anon

No. 849133

>>849130
I hate you so much

No. 849135

>>849131
fossilised cumsock

No. 849142

File: 1625777711179.jpg (26.51 KB, 416x416, https___specials-images.forbes…)

>>849130
Hey, at least he's keeping busy and not making any more music

No. 849143

>>849142
>not making anymore music

oh do I have news for you

No. 849164

File: 1625780077758.gif (1.27 MB, 202x196, 7.gif)

I'm cleansing this thread

No. 849168

File: 1625780583392.gif (462.39 KB, 200x200, pepedab-dab.gif)

>>849122
lea me lone im rarted and unfortunately a woman

No. 849170

File: 1625780713764.jpg (Spoiler Image, 50.42 KB, 1026x453, fuck .jpg)

>>849143
thanks

No. 849171

>>848906
Whoa thank you for this bonkers gift anon
I'm not the original mellificationanon but I hope she sees this

No. 849173

>are you the boldfag from the onision thread?
Are.You.SERIOUS!!!!!!! This karen internet buttstalker has fucking FOLLOWED me from one thread to another??

No. 849176

apes

No. 849181

>>849164
wow is that real?

No. 849183


No. 849195

ABUSIVE PROBLEMATIC TRIGGERED VICTIM TERF NONNY

No. 849198

File: 1625782840177.jpg (187.76 KB, 1084x2048, 321d45v6n89a0775o4314r8q90.jpg)

All day I dream about sex
Yes all day I dream about sex
And all day I dream about sex
Yes all day I dream about sex

And all day I dream about sex
Yes all day I dream about sex
And all day I dream about sex
Yes all day I dream about sex

All day I dream about sex
All day I dream about fucking

All day I dream about sex
All day I dream about fucking

No. 849217

>>849198
That pic is hilarious af. Omg

No. 849220

>>848537
Can I fuck and marry Hisoka and kill the rest?

No. 849286

I feel like a 60 year old fucking lady. I come home from my teacher job, get into a nightgown and watch MAS*H reruns and eat sweet oatmeal while setting my hair. wtf

No. 849297

>>849195
this almost scared me because of the big comic sans

No. 849351

>>849297
I'm sad comic sans doesn't display on mobile

No. 849361

Please watch this, this is very cool

No. 849380

>>849198
cmon pucci you got the order of the sign wrong

No. 849437

File: 1625812305195.png (1.4 MB, 858x770, Screen Shot 2021-07-08 at 11.2…)

>>840608
in continuing the bara shitposting, i'm pretty sure the only reason i've been watching this youtuber for years is because of his nice tiddies

No. 849471

FINGERTITS

No. 849472

File: 1625817930679.jpg (104.58 KB, 960x794, 20210104_163551.jpg)

>>849220
Didn't he already marry Illumi in the manga?

No. 849486

I'M FAT AND RETARDED

No. 849495

>>849486
ME TOO!!! FAAAARTSSSS BUUUUUUURRRP

No. 849514

Listen to my words, the next rock animal in jojolion will be named i'm blue da ba di da ba da bi

No. 849547

>>848537
Fuck Micheal
Marry Orochimaru
Kill the pedo clown

No. 849548

File: 1625830935871.png (673.31 KB, 622x527, 71800192-FEB9-4453-A45D-E70FA8…)

>>848760
Rocko?

No. 849554

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>>849514
I'm still waiting for the OC Stand I found called Men At Work, which is a swarm of 200 tiny construction workers, to be canonized. it makes me laugh every time I think about "men at work"

No. 849577

>>849554
I love it, what is its ability? I think they should be wearing nonsensical araki outfits though, it would make too much sense if they wore worker clothes and a stand must never make sense

No. 849607


No. 849651

>>849195
Let me tell you I exhaled very hard through my nose

No. 849652

>>849547
>implying they're not all pedo clowns

No. 849714

File: 1625845895580.png (23.4 KB, 400x400, 1625100530268.png)

Nobody knows I'm shitting and posting on lolcow on company time

No. 849850

File: 1625859739443.jpg (1.3 MB, 2048x2048, pixlr.jpg)

Fuck, marry, kill:
Driverfags, jermafags, tuckerfags

Alternatively: Driver, Tucker, Jerma

No. 849855

>>849850
fuck tuckerfags
marry driverfags
kill jermafags
not touching any of those scrotes myself

No. 849860

File: 1625860787833.jpg (63.16 KB, 1080x636, c871zvgrdu871.jpg)


No. 849863

>>849850
fuck jermafags marry driverfags kill tuckerfags

No. 849864

I'm not a girl

No. 849868

>>849850
Fuck Driverfags
Marry Jermafags
Kill Tuckerfags

Can we add Savillefags and borisfags to a fmk list?

No. 849870

>>849868
add the Epstein anon too

No. 849874

>>849864
yes you are, aiden

No. 849881

File: 1625863416447.jpg (40.95 KB, 750x432, pp.jpg)

>>849864
well, you know what that means

No. 849893

>>849868
I think I've slept there for a second, who is Boris?
I know of peepanons. Maybe they should be lumped with the Chalametfags (if they actually exist) and other zoomie preferences though
I can do the moodboards, I missed doing that shit kek

No. 849905

File: 1625865598750.png (2.06 MB, 2048x1699, Screenshot_20210709-161947.png)

>>849893
This is Boris

No. 849907

File: 1625865811457.png (267.33 KB, 512x512, 81w79VlShfL.png)

>>849850
what about pitbullfags?

No. 849923

File: 1625867369195.jpeg (509.83 KB, 683x869, 6CAAE452-67D5-4D41-B4F5-C4A2AE…)

Struggling so hard not to sperg out about a stuffed animal on every single sm platform and also in public
I just don't care about reality anymore
Boyfriend boring
Relationship boring
Tired of family
Tired of friends
Maybe depression?
Nah, all is peepy
Take peepy on a long walk to see the city skyline
Fun photoshoot with peepy
Dinner and drinks with peepy
My sweet peepy
Pee pee
Hold your hand
My dream is to eat the peanuts
With you everyday

No. 849925

>>849907
We are all pitbullfags

No. 849926

File: 1625867473923.png (650.51 KB, 828x1792, A05B3E0A-6C56-4437-9B85-233708…)

>>849925
never forget

No. 849973

>>849926
I really did find that funny

No. 849981

File: 1625872442657.jpeg (1.64 MB, 1242x2092, 3E454E1B-8805-471E-A8B0-0759CF…)


No. 850014

File: 1625878227030.png (826.39 KB, 1040x626, ninacaliente.png)

I downloaded a mod to extend cas slider range in sims 4 and my sims turned into these, I love it but all the time I wasted making them is worthless if I keep the mod

No. 850020

>>849981
I mean yeah

No. 850038

>>849868
Carreyfags

No. 850045

File: 1625879660324.jpg (567.22 KB, 2000x1125, image.jpeg.jpg)

I ate too many fries but they were so good.

No. 850048

File: 1625879725590.gif (410.35 KB, 500x500, 848C47D5-5123-4CBF-A4C4-66E591…)

HINggGgGgGgEr DINGGGGGGGGGGERRRRRRRRRRRRRER dANGerRrRrRRRRRRRRRRRRTR BoP A PILE OF PANGEr make a BAKER PILE OF SHIT PILE OF SHIT PILE OF SHIT PILE OF SHIT PILE OF SHIT PILE OF SHIT PILE OF SHIT PILE OF SHIT PILE OF SHIT PILE OF SHITTTYTTYYYTTYTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTYTTTTTTTTTTTTYYTTTTTTTTTTTTTT YOU AINT SHITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT FUCK YOU BITCH FUCK YOU AND YOUR DOG FICK YOU AND YOUR DAD FUCK YOU AND YOUR BROTHER FUCK YOU AND YOUR UNCLE FUCK YOU AND YOUR NEICE FUCK YOU AND YOUR DOG FUCK YOUR BITCH ASS UGLY ASS LOOKIN BITCHASS SHIT UGLY FUCKIN ASS FUCK YOU GO DIE BITCH




Hehe

No. 850056

File: 1625880177098.png (521.93 KB, 1000x561, she.png)

She be dabbin on these scrotes

No. 850058

File: 1625880228222.png (283.28 KB, 401x297, Capture.PNG)

>>850056
Party aint shit without her

No. 850061

>>850045
based fry nona

No. 850063

>>850045
Why didn't you share with me you selfish whore

No. 850064

>>850056
>>850058
God what I would give to be back there

No. 850076

>>849923
I want a peepy so bad so bad so bad
They’re so expensive but all I want is PEEPY
he is a criminal but so am I. (heart emoji) peepy is my only love I want to marry him

No. 850077


No. 850083


No. 850094

>>849923
peepy anon can our Pepys get married. I love peepy. I want mine to get married. sorry I’ve already replied to you I’m drunk but I love peepy.

No. 850134

>>850094
anon I will have a surprise for you in like 20 mins ok

No. 850137

File: 1625885666122.gif (308.6 KB, 720x404, Cj2qzi.gif)


No. 850153

>>850134
anon I will cry please peepy is all I think about rn

No. 850157

File: 1625886986934.jpeg (1.9 MB, 3444x2583, A286A1BE-B423-450F-BE87-2F51D5…)

>>850153
Does your peepy take my peepy to be its lawfully wedded peepy?

No. 850158

>>850157
I’m crying real tears anon no cap I’m like sitting drunk on my sofa sobbing. yes. I would be honored for our peepys to be huspeepy and wipeepy.

No. 850164

File: 1625887718502.jpeg (1.28 MB, 3024x3024, DEDAA074-4FE3-4020-81E9-15200D…)

>>850158
Don't cry anon! This is the happiest day of peepy's life, he's always dreamed about his wedding since he was a little ouioui

You got the right idea though I'm gonna go get drunk too

No. 850165

>>850137
I've been staring at this for like 10 minutes, what am I missing???

No. 850166

>>850137
It's just a countdown anon posted to tell me (I'm peepyanon) that they're waiting 20 minutes for me to reply lol

No. 850167

>>850134
>>850153
>>850157
>>850158
>>850164
I think this is the most beautiful and touching lolcow interaction I have ever witnessed, congrats to you both on this glorious union

No. 850168

>>850167
Thank you we're honored that you could be here to bear witness

No. 850172

>>850164
Lemonpy is touched, peepy merely wishes peppy could post a nice photo but unfortunately I’m too drunk. She eagerly awaits their honeymoon to the Barbados to commit another crime (grand larceny) together so they can be wanted in a 74th country together.

No. 850178

File: 1625889237394.gif (1.12 MB, 480x360, 09d35b3ea9019126bbafa65f95b20a…)

WHAT A BEAUTIFUL WEDDING

No. 850179

File: 1625889254908.png (252.67 KB, 1307x677, EC0220AB-6B41-4E4C-86E9-A44391…)

>>850168
I'm honored to attend their rite and will remember this all my life. I wish the peepys many prosperous years to come

No. 850186

File: 1625889653883.jpeg (59.19 KB, 649x412, 37A6F1C3-3649-41F0-BA22-E33F37…)

>>850172
It's ok anon, you relax and have a good night! Shroompy will dream about Lemonpy and their tropical honeymoon and all the crimes they'll commit now that they're partners <3

No. 850189

>>850186
where can one acquire a peepy

No. 850193

>>850189
put out some banana chips at a full moon and he may come to you!

No. 850199

>>850189
peepys love peanuts!! you can also purchase a bail bond for one to be mailed right to your house from itemlabel! because he is a criminal wanted by both the police and by hundreds of fans!

No. 850202

>>850193
can i do freeze dried apples on four waning crescents
>>850199
my uncle sells bail bonds and but i get the friends and family discount at 35% interest so ill try him thnx anon

No. 850218

>>850076
Anon, there's been someone on twitter going around randomly sending people money to buy peepy, I saw three people within the last few days in the peepy tag suddenly get gifted for it anonymously. Maybe try posting about wanting peepy if you have a twitter, and make sure your kofi or paypal or whatever is available somewhere. The people were artists who have "tip jars" and stuff. Good luck, I love peepy and it's been making me really happy so I hope you can get a peepy too!

No. 850220

File: 1625892197817.jpeg (279.01 KB, 828x1248, 86940248-2DA7-423D-B051-88AC6F…)

>>850189
Pic related, also they're doing a big restock in august! I'm waiting to get a cornpy

No. 850241

File: 1625893818961.jpg (68.75 KB, 640x635, 212499572_4821693767857711_675…)

HELP ME!!!1 HELP ME!!!!! IM AN UNHINGED NEEET AND I CAN'T FUCKING STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

No. 850253

File: 1625895394792.png (423.71 KB, 999x561, chords in modes.png)

the mystery of music finally revealed

No. 850259

>>850253
it's literally mother 3

No. 850266

File: 1625897000781.jpg (630.18 KB, 1125x762, whatdoInameit.jpg)

sorry for party rocking (posting too much in one day between weeks of not coming here) (today in "can't believe I'm not manic")

No. 850269

PU TA Q PA RIU

No. 850270

>>850266
oMG DO You also post on lolcow when yhou're manic??????? HIGH FIVESSSS1

No. 850275

File: 1625897970030.jpeg (192.01 KB, 1125x1133, B9192577-48D4-4A29-89AB-B4ADD0…)

>>850270
I'm actually not someone who gets that way which is the surprising thing when I feel like this

anyway I'm obsessed now with this alleged demon, this little guy, thanks to that one poster. he's my son who drank the gay frog water but it was in chernobyl so he mutated like this

No. 850279

>>850178
Willy Wanka

No. 850280

>>849198
Based Korn Jojo fan i love you

No. 850296

>>850269
3 pixel neste clipe aqui

No. 850297

>>849130
ginger men should be killed on sight

No. 850298

File: 1625900675912.jpeg (30.35 KB, 360x574, 2A2BA0ED-7B48-413C-AFA4-AB27DB…)

>>850297
NO I can't stay to defend my husbando, night night

No. 850299

I’m five mushy caps in chilling in a dirty garage and it’s fun and all but I’m kinda down to give it in and get sober for good hey.

No. 850300

i want to be a retarded dumbass swag kid dancing in an apple store in 2010 god please!!!!!!!!!!

No. 850301

>>850297
I'm >>850298 and nevermind I unspoilered the pic. They all should be rounded up so we can be sure whoever did the cumsock does not go unpunished for his crimes. goodnight for real now

No. 850302

>>850300
wth if that's his channel he's a troon now. we really do need to go back

No. 850311

>>850302
wait holy shit noooo, i remember having a breakdown three years ago because people kept pushing him to be trans. he got pushed over again? damn.

No. 850314

>>849130
WHY DID I HAVE TO SEE THIS SHIT

No. 850315

File: 1625902061295.gif (1.9 MB, 300x251, zombie tricycle.gif)

Once upon a time, tomato aspics were the brilliant red centerpieces of luncheon buffets. They were peppered with pimiento-stuffed olives or crisp bits of celery, chilled in ring-shaped molds, turned out onto lettuce-lined trays, and filled with the hostess's signature blend of chicken or shrimp salad.

What You'll Need
2 tablespoons unflavored gelatin
1/4 cup cold water
1/4 cup boiling water
4 cups tomato juice
1 tablespoon onion, minced
1 teaspoon sugar
1 teaspoon table salt
1 teaspoon seasoned salt
1 teaspoon Worcestershire sauce
1/2 teaspoon celery seeds
2 bay leaves
2 whole cloves
2 tablespoons fresh lemon juice
Fresh parsley, for garnish

Directions
Step 1
Sprinkle the gelatin over the cold water in a bowl; let stand 5 minutes. Whisk in the boiling water until the gelatin is dissolved.

Step 2
Stir together the tomato juice and next 8 ingredients in a large saucepan; bring to a boil over medium-high. Reduce heat, and simmer, stirring occasionally, 15 minutes. Pour through a wire-mesh strainer into a bowl; stir in the lemon juice and gelatin.

Step 3
Pour into a 10-inch ring mold coated with cooking spray or 6 individual molds; chill 6 hours or until set.

No. 850317

>>850315
Can I use agar-agar?

No. 850326

File: 1625903570554.jpeg (182.25 KB, 1080x1080, B3984BA2-90A1-4DD9-8A2F-5F4BCC…)

>>850317
REEEEEE SHIT UP SOMEONE ELSES RECIPE TREE FUCKER

No. 850327

I love the word luncheon.

No. 850328

>>850327
omg like the luncheon kingdom from super mario odyssey?
Video unrelated, I was going to post it either way

No. 850329

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No. 850338

File: 1625904929852.gif (464.72 KB, 300x169, 1615068798047.gif)

>>850301
>whoever did the cumsock
This phrase drives me bananas

Anyway let's kill all men, problem solved!

No. 850348

File: 1625906274105.jpg (244.2 KB, 1280x1236, 7-month-female-chow-chow-for-s…)

i love my dog. she looks like this :)

No. 850352

File: 1625906858864.jpg (16.29 KB, 306x306, 0olKodde_400x400.jpg)

>>850348
I love your dog. I look like this.

No. 850353

File: 1625907252131.jpg (42.34 KB, 688x514, Dick puppies.jpg)

>>850348
I love chow chows but could never have one, I love how they're so fluffy :)

No. 850364

>>850353
they are so lovely, and soft and they are like cats… she sits on my lap and goes to sleep but she is so heavy :)

No. 850369


No. 850374

File: 1625911124130.jpeg (1.3 MB, 4724x3059, 47D6DE18-E6B5-4520-A879-E9B736…)

HOT DOG

JUMPING FAR

I WANT COOKIE




HOT DOG

JUMPING FAR

I WANT COOKIE

No. 850377

File: 1625911829209.jpeg (20.14 KB, 400x345, images (3).jpeg)

I will start kinning this mf any second now

No. 850379

>>850377
tell me how i saw this pic on the front page and immediately knew thr caption would be was some kinnie bullshit

No. 850386

>>850377 you must be 18 to post here, even in the retard thread

No. 850395

File: 1625917177907.jpeg (248.66 KB, 1440x1644, D9BDFA68-3ACA-4216-809A-20C8A7…)

Aack!!!

No. 850396

>>850395
Woman whom I don't know's name because I don't know Dilbert lore beheading Dilbert

No. 850397

File: 1625917507999.gif (1.63 MB, 177x275, CD877A38-54B3-4198-ADD8-66BA2A…)

>>850396
>Dilbert lore

No. 850399

File: 1625917716420.jpeg (77.12 KB, 553x869, 96529FEC-BFD0-4007-8DF6-F8B5DF…)

Thinking about these two absolute queens

No. 850405

>>850399
Xenomorph Queen was hot as hell, not gonna lie

No. 850407

>>850395
this made me switch alters real talk. uneathernead something dark inside me from something pure and chaste. now the feeling of blood courses thru me. true talk.

No. 850480

>>850407
Take your meds

No. 850501

>>850395
God this made my morning, thank you! What a delightfully modern rendition of Judith and Holofernes.

No. 850506

File: 1625931079050.jpeg (16.38 KB, 446x60, 11BE0A77-753D-4AD1-AE34-AF290A…)

Another newbuddy to join anonita’s list.

No. 850512

>>850480
doesn't work if you took the meds before the super earth shattering scary asskiller alter switch, nona

No. 850532

File: 1625933991556.jpg (58.2 KB, 956x538, MV5BYjBkYmQwOGEtNjBlNi00MjMxLW…)

i miss her so much it's indescribable anons.

No. 850584

File: 1625939357319.png (264.9 KB, 700x700, imagen_2021-07-10_124937.png)

Dear journal,
today I saw a kokichi ouma backpack
with love,
me

No. 850704

i got a fish
would ya like to make a wish
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would ya like to make a wish
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would ya like to make a wish
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i got a fish
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i got a fish
would ya like to make a wish
i got a fish
would ya like to make a wish
i got a fish
would ya like to make a wish
i got a fish
would ya like to make a wish

No. 850711


No. 850712

>>850704
yes i wish for 10000 peepys

No. 850714

I always misread maneskin as foreskin I'm so sorry

No. 850722

>>850584
ewwwwww

No. 850736


No. 850826

Adult Disney fans vs Adult Harry Potter fans.
Ruleset: 3 Stock
Time Limit: 6-8 minutes
All items are turned off.
Stage Hazard Toggle: Off
Final Smash Meter: Off
Spirits: Off [1]
Share Stock: Allowed

No. 850831

>>850826
instead of team colors disney adults have huge gums and harry potter adults have data entry jobs

No. 850852

File: 1625962675036.png (1.03 MB, 1080x2340, Screenshot_20210505-220624.png)


No. 850861

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No. 850865

File: 1625963495157.png (463.02 KB, 942x768, imagen_2021-07-10_193154.png)


No. 850866

File: 1625963705722.jpg (26.37 KB, 300x470, 5755891.jpg)

She-Gender + He-Gender= Us-Gender

No. 850869

File: 1625963849293.jpg (6.5 KB, 255x198, Bananamymana.jpg)


No. 850881

>>850866
We-Gender way you want to identify is A-OK with us! HaHA!

No. 850882

File: 1625965131320.jpg (25.14 KB, 554x554, 3d cHUNGUS (2).jpg)

Belligerent Chungus.

No. 850883

File: 1625965394054.jpg (68.37 KB, 680x699, 2b7.jpg)

Any site which does not allow soyjaks does not deserve to exist.

No. 850891

File: 1625965938201.jpeg (160.53 KB, 1600x1600, hmm.jpeg)


No. 850902

File: 1625966992747.jpg (127.99 KB, 1600x1600, S0Y.jpg)


No. 850904

>>840121
My favorite deadbeat dad

No. 850906

File: 1625967859784.jpeg (186.61 KB, 828x537, 778474A2-1B7D-4486-BAEC-6D3674…)


No. 850933

>>850736
>me on my way to see my sweatheart from the ground up

No. 850956

>>850714
more like… manskin… ba dum tsk

No. 850969

File: 1625976780802.jpeg (121.92 KB, 500x500, 69BA92BC-533D-4B44-9EF2-0C3A9D…)


No. 850989

File: 1625979847811.jpg (72.43 KB, 735x286, 3ae888ce8ed21f6fe93bd567b72634…)

Fuck, Marry, Kill:

Scorpios, Leos, Virgos

No. 850990

File: 1625980172670.jpeg (11.25 KB, 275x198, 1613786996642.jpeg)

im banned in meta for being too sexy and based

No. 850991

>>850989
Fuck scorpio, kill virgo, marry leo

No. 850992

>>850989

fuck leos, marry virgos, kill scorpios

No. 850996

>>850989
idk much about astrology but I love leos so fuck scorpio, marry leo, kill virgo

No. 850998

>>850989
fuck leos, marry scorpios, kill virgos

No. 850999

>>850989
fuck Scorpio, marry Virgo, kill Leo

No. 851005

File: 1625983176205.png (398.28 KB, 828x882, imagen_2021-07-11_005954.png)


No. 851006

>>850996
Why do you love leos?

No. 851022

File: 1625985198820.png (184.88 KB, 358x476, imabraveboy.png)

>>851006
they're cuddly and dependable

No. 851043

>>850989
Fuck Scorpio, marry Leo, kill Virgo.

If you think I'm passing up the opportunity to sleep with a Scorpio, guess again. Virgos are absolutely intolerable, stubborn and bitchy (a lot like Tauruses!)

>>851006
Ntayrt but even though hating Leos is a meme, they're so low-key dedicated and generous. They're occasionally way too much, but I've never seen one who isn't devoted and really kind beneath it. They're creative too. I think Leo-haters just think they're punching up because of the idea that they're all confident, but most Leo (women) I met are really vulnerable and modest.
>t. aquarius

No. 851046

>>851043
That said Meghan Markle is a Leo, and Vicky Shingles is a Leo stellium which really does make me think it's all in the natal chart

No. 851047

File: 1625989433337.png (248 KB, 561x581, mik'pinkman.png)

>scrotes and trannies are real and aren't just a meme made up by the moo moo milk farmers united forum

No. 851054

File: 1625989993525.jpeg (34.64 KB, 500x376, sam weir bitch face.jpeg)

>>851047
anon, where did you grab that pic?? now i really want someone to edit pic related just like that

No. 851058

File: 1625990248542.jpg (452.73 KB, 2048x1451, 1553751648424.jpg)

>>851054
That is one irritating image. Punchable

No. 851062

File: 1625990560255.jpeg (91.58 KB, 1023x680, chloe moretz eating.jpeg)

>>851058
i love it anyways

No. 851075

File: 1625991972503.jpg (68.72 KB, 494x370, anon.jpg)

>>851054
Made this for you.

No. 851079

>>851075
anon, you're the bee's-knee's! THANK U!

No. 851088

>>851075
Saw this on the front page and oh my fucking god I love you anon kek

No. 851204

File: 1626008308708.png (183.48 KB, 424x396, Screen Shot 2021-07-11 at 7.58…)

>>851058
that little boy is so cute lmao

No. 851240

>>850989
fuck leos marry virgos kill scorpios

No. 851290

>>851075
BASED

>>851204
I'm glad I'm not the only one who spotted him kek
I wish I was as photogenic as he was

No. 851299

"this episode is brought to you by - "

oh my god shut up shut up shut up. I hate youtubers so much. Every goddamn video.

No. 851394

Boss makes a dollar
I make a dime
That’s why I shitpost
On company time

No. 851397

File: 1626027866742.jpeg (122.99 KB, 960x636, 177F6720-2301-4246-9D75-E33E0E…)

Look deep into mama pastas eyes and tell me that you’re still depressed. Go on!!!!!!’ I dare you.

No. 851399

>>851397

I am still depressed

No. 851401

>>851397
i'm sorry mama pasta but i'm depressed

No. 851403

>>851399
You are beyond redemption
You have failed mama pasta and her little noodles

No. 851407

>>851397
my depression is cured thank you mama pasta

No. 851414

I wanna cock him and cuddle his suck and then play him as we kiss some paper mario the thousand year door;

No. 851514

>>851204
He looks like some meme dog image but I don't know which one but I swear there is one just like him

No. 851644

KeeeEeeeeEeviiin pool noodle slap

No. 851675

>>851644
whOoAoAooAHisthathitrapperandartist D A B A B Y?

No. 851696

File: 1626058006301.png (277.97 KB, 482x477, 8789896382.png)


No. 851705

im thirsty so i drink water but now im bloated from drinking water but im STILL THIRSTY so i keep drinking and keep getting MORE BLOATED!!! but im still thirsty aaaaa it doesnt end!!! i am thirsty and bloated and very uncomfortable!!!!!!

No. 851723

>>851705
a bitch kinda can relate right now but not really. I just want candy really bad but I brushed my teeth for beddy bye so I can't

No. 851731

File: 1626062471718.jpg (296.05 KB, 1984x1364, holographic-universe-640x440-1…)

>>851696
Making a head anon that the semi-famous real guy is bi and attracted to the other semi-famous real guy and you

No. 851733

File: 1626062656905.jpg (80.72 KB, 605x806, him.jpg)

fuck, marry, kill-
>me
>me
>him

No. 851735

File: 1626062840529.jpg (81.37 KB, 500x351, owl.jpg)

look at her

No. 851743

My cat gets jealous if I pretend to pet my nintendo switch

No. 851755

have you ever

No. 851762

>>851735

Omg perfect Strawberry Princess

No. 851764

File: 1626066928437.png (77.84 KB, 250x211, Gamera-vs-gaos4.png)

My new fav kaiju, isn't he so cute.

No. 851794

>>851764
he is!!!

No. 851821

>>851764
Looks pathetic look at that tiny mouth with tiny fangs and his constipated look in his eyes

No. 851836

File: 1626078558342.gif (3.89 MB, 500x370, billieeilish.gif)


No. 851843

duck taste gud. quack quack

No. 851851

File: 1626080979816.jpg (35.52 KB, 750x739, 6dba926be77812fdf913236767a7e1…)

>>851696
Reader inserts ftw

No. 851873

File: 1626084466805.jpg (252.39 KB, 900x1200, EtVPPxUVcAITeO1.jpg)

They're back! GMM, bitches! (not a sponsor)

No. 851921

>>851873
There's something about older millenial men that disgusts me

No. 851977

File: 1626095552495.gif (3.33 MB, 200x224, 1623999497803.gif)

i'm back on my bullshit

No. 852001

>>851696
>>851851
based, wtf would you read erotica that doesn't include you or your sexuality

No. 852014

>>851873
I love them

No. 852036

>>852001
most of us aren't narcs, anon

No. 852054

File: 1626105692504.gif (3.29 MB, 480x360, 429DgIq (1).gif)

https://www.amazon.co.uk/review/reviews-lightbox//ref=cm_cr_dp_mb_img?ie=UTF8&asin=B07SJ4XST3

For the perusal of the burgers on here. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.

No. 852159

>>852036
i don't think you know what that word means but also can we stop having this yume/fujo debate. just post cute boys

No. 852178

File: 1626116027347.jpg (31.48 KB, 800x554, ee803597c2bdcb670056f0ab0ee63a…)

>make hashbrown patty for hashbrown sandwich
>no ketchup
>what's the point

No. 852204

>>852054
wow, people with shit teeth get products to fix them, who would have thought it? the only thing europeans agree on is that we fucking hate amerifats

No. 852255

File: 1626122643924.png (147.36 KB, 483x310, help.png)

>>851075
Bless you.

>>851397
I'm sorry Mama Pasta. My curse is too strong for your magic.

No. 852530

File: 1626147400155.jpg (36.72 KB, 340x340, RL2-Google-plus.jpeg.jpg)

>>851873
Holy shit they got ugly. Repulsive. How sad.

No. 852576

This stupid fucking video always crack me up

No. 852597

File: 1626157510077.gif (448.2 KB, 275x207, 1601164604612.gif)

I know you can fucking see me i can see you

No. 852600

>>852597
>.gif
Nice try, you won't jumpscare me
What's with this picture though? Why is there a rope across the stairway like the room is a museum exhibit? Why are there drag lines on the carpet?

No. 852610

>>852597
I've been staring at this for minutes and nothing's going on. I expected something to jump out. Boring

No. 852612

File: 1626159312112.jpg (27.74 KB, 594x584, 826349ce-d782-4015-8d2f-1744c8…)


No. 852613

File: 1626159359425.jpg (109.28 KB, 1400x1400, Resident_Evil_Village_walkthou…)

I want to kin lady dimitresc cause she got big tiddies and she hates men (and I do too!!!)

No. 852616

>>852610
>>852600
can a bitch pretend to schizo post in peace damn. just appreciate the furniture or shut up

No. 852628

File: 1626160143480.gif (4.94 MB, 540x304, oghm.gif)

I love ugly gorilla man

No. 852637

there is blood everywhere there is period blood everywhere oh my god it exploded out of me like some kind of fucked up rockets and now theres blood everywhere, on the floor, on the carpet, on the mirror, on the ceiling oh my fucking god how am i still aliv. humans shouldn't be able tolose this amount of blood and still be standing. where tf is it coming from anyway?

No. 852656

>>852612
I fucking kill at this game.

No. 852675

File: 1626165507934.jpg (28.34 KB, 320x240, 1534775513335.jpg)

>>852255
>cece the lizard
>cece
>CC
fuck….

No. 852679

File: 1626166428170.jpeg (93.18 KB, 1242x373, 8105FE99-B0CE-4E97-AA66-D21174…)

>the sweatshop kids went off

No. 852684

>>852613
no idea what kin means and i don't want to know (i will not open this thread again)

No. 852695

>>852679
>size XL

No. 852734

>>852679
>size xl
Yep only a lard ball could be this retarded

No. 852749

>>852613
If you do,can we marry,anon?

No. 852776

>>852679
goddamn…………..

No. 852779

>>852628
>calling asian man chimpy looking
not a yakuza fan being unintentionally racist while fetishizing asian men kek

No. 852796

File: 1626178487159.jpeg (66.77 KB, 800x442, 1609779607758.jpeg)


No. 852807

>>852779
not a retarded faggot needing to go back to twitter

No. 852860

File: 1626183687222.jpg (110.62 KB, 310x600, 258802.jpg)

>>852779
don't care, didn't ask

plus his character reminds me of picrel

No. 852875

>>852779
Tacking "kek" on at the end doesn't count as integrating, btw

No. 852909

File: 1626188547620.jpeg (1.58 MB, 3320x2489, 75925507-2C80-4615-898E-966475…)

Peepy saw this and thought of his lemonwife and hopes she's doing well

No. 853085

I can't go on like this.
The stillness of the air and the darkness of my life is suffocating me.
But if this is what it takes to see her, then I'll never go on.

The music dies, the crowd dies, the tension of the room dies and everything I've done fades.

She's in front of me, and she's about to shatter the calm that I've been living in for so long.

Her lips are parted, her eyes searching, and I just stare at her, stunned by what she's wearing and by what she's doing.
She's in black leggings, a dark-blue tank top

No. 853086

File: 1626201168780.png (159.52 KB, 619x331, 1618271196794.png)


No. 853087

I fucking hate fish, therefore, I really don't want it.
At least not from the tank.
So, here is my dilemma: I don't like fish, but don't really want it if it's a mystery thing in my bowl.

I know that if I'm at a party and someone else makes a fish dish, I will try it.

I'll probably just take a bite or two.
I won't be able to eat it all, but I will try it. Otherwise, I'll opt for that other fruit salad or cookie or chocolate thing I can't have.
Is that bad? I don't know.
I am trying to figure out the best

No. 853088

File: 1626201247929.png (937.83 KB, 1006x978, aloadinjapan.png)


No. 853091

>>853088
never thought about that actually. Is that why so many men have skid marks? when they do wipe their ass they forget the wet shitties dripping to their balls and just walk around with a chocolate drizzled caramel apple in their pants?

No. 853106

>>853091
mmm a yummy treat, sweet to eat

No. 853236

wassup ma nonnas

No. 853250

>>853091
please delete this.
all skid mark mentions remind me of the loser 34 year old I dated last year who had big bleach stains in a pair of underwear he wore once. Fucking gag. No self awareness either.

No. 853253

>>851873
They look borderline retarded.

No. 853262

File: 1626210480614.png (11.91 KB, 1176x97, you can't make this stuff up!.…)

You can't make this stuff up!

No. 853298

>>853253
that's being generous

No. 853316

File: 1626212619238.jpg (16.92 KB, 320x320, ulpwzxzzq5431.jpg)

>>843620
Potential suspects >>849130

No. 853320

>>853262
wow, you really can't make this stuff up smh

No. 853330

>>853253
>>853298
Rhett looks like a killer egg and Link just screams special ed sex offender who was given alcohol by some random frat kids

No. 853367

File: 1626215709738.jpeg (190.07 KB, 1242x1232, 573E8AB0-1230-4DDB-B959-17E486…)

I looked into the void and it looked right back at me

No. 853415

Look there is a reason I posted Rhett and Link in this thread OKAY?

No. 853419

Nasolabial moids

No. 853492

File: 1626224320903.jpg (80.86 KB, 436x367, 8ef82abcd35a7aeff952e1929b6f39…)

want to forfeit all of my mortal possessions, become a machine and live my GiTS fantasy, is that too much to ask

No. 853497

>>853492
grimes is that you

No. 853505

File: 1626226358187.png (370.19 KB, 600x418, Screenshot_2021-07-13-21-27-37…)

Would you?

No. 853507

I just want a gf to cook for me and clean my place, she can be the autistic neet gf and I can be the autistic working gf. We will both be too awkward to talk to each other properly of course but instead just vaguely express our love through our actions and the occasional half-baked finger bang. Sometimes we start a movie at night but never finish it because we get distracted by shitposting on twitter. She eventually leaves me after about 5-6 years of long-term dating for someone a little less autistic. I occasionally send her Happy Birthday messages on Facebook but she never replies.

No. 853514

Damn nonnies whats it like to have no taste, roastin my husbando

No. 853532

File: 1626228972908.gif (1.9 MB, 800x800, Tumblr_l_53510826493596.gif)

I wish all the scrotes who lurk here a very nice testicular torsion.

No. 853534

File: 1626229044101.jpeg (36.3 KB, 1009x165, CE74CECA-9DA8-4E23-A89F-017C28…)


No. 853546

In a Venn diagram, Absolutely Fabulous and l.f culture are both basically one circle

No. 853549

>>852178
>National Fry Day (not on a Friday, dumb)
>Still haven't bought ketchup
>Fuck

No. 853557

>>848981
Don't.

No. 853650

>>853549
Ketchup is trash and you're a trashwoman for wanting it

No. 853657

i took a shower feeling clean really helps

No. 853666

>>853650
Good quality ketchup is healthier (and tastier) than fresh tomatoes

No. 853863

File: 1626277233208.gif (847.55 KB, 124x220, 14-T11-H18-G30.gif)

>>853557
it's been 6 days nonnie

No. 853911

>>853666
Good quality ketchup has like… 2 grams of sugar. Compare that to Heinz with its high fructose corn syrup (hence the gloopiness) and the tons of vinegar.

No. 854006

>>853911
No one said anything about eating Heinz tho?

No. 854037

File: 1626291431241.jpeg (135.22 KB, 1080x1080, CD5D6D11-ABA3-4027-AE3A-3EC56E…)

>>853863
Let’s all post our favorite breeds.

No. 854038

File: 1626291545855.jpg (91.67 KB, 900x600, cavalier-king-charles-spaniel.…)


No. 854045

File: 1626291796596.jpeg (37.45 KB, 750x500, 8497EEBF-3E39-4A66-8600-B28653…)

>>854037
these little gremlins

No. 854049

File: 1626292011653.jpeg (1016.08 KB, 4252x2835, 233B561E-649C-4428-99DD-A3D5F8…)

>>854037
Toy Poodle! It was my favourite dog breed game for Nintendogs lol

No. 854050

File: 1626292149170.jpeg (756.93 KB, 1242x771, 3BEB7421-64E6-4875-BFF0-5F16DD…)

These look like they have cottonball heads! I love them.

No. 854062

File: 1626294016544.jpg (180.51 KB, 1300x956, wftfield.jpg)

>>854037
SCHNAUZERRRRR! I adore terriers. They have a ton of personality and spark that other dogs just don't have.

No. 854063

File: 1626294066173.jpg (762.77 KB, 674x1011, Marmaduke-the-Irish-Wolfhound-…)

Wow anons, you all have very poor taste.

No. 854065

>>854050
I hate them my neighbor calls them bomb heads

No. 854066

File: 1626294114783.jpg (13.07 KB, 200x300, 200px-JIDU_WIKEMEDIA.jpg)

The Stacey of all dog breeds: the saluki ♥

No. 854071

>>854063
i don't want that gigantic thing all over my furniture, sorry anon

No. 854072

>>854066
stacey must be ugly as sin

No. 854075

File: 1626294563743.jpg (18.96 KB, 452x678, funny dog.jpg)


No. 854086

>>854075
That dog looks poorly

No. 854090

File: 1626295660853.jpg (15.85 KB, 460x307, aNpBnNK_460s.jpg)

>>854072
Jealous Becky detected

No. 854113

File: 1626297494118.png (251.66 KB, 600x600, 1145091_SLPVqS5E.png)

time to make a military uniform pinterest board

No. 854125

File: 1626298496052.png (231.57 KB, 587x312, 1626294388591.png)

>Professor Silverhorn, I was in the library the other day, in the Problematic Section, and I read something rather odd about a bit of rare biology. It's called, as I understand it… Chromosomes.
>I beg your pardon.
>Chromosomes. I came across the term while reading and I didn't fully understand it.
>I'm not sure what you were reading, Tom, but this is very toxic stuff. Very toxic indeed.
>Which is why I came to you.
>Chromosomes are thread-like structures located inside the nucleus of animal and plant cells. They contain DNA which gives people specific traits.
>But I don't understand how that works.
>One copulates with a partner and passes on their genetic material. By doing so, the traits of the offspring are determined, should the egg be fertilized.
>Determined?
>The number and type of Chromosomes determines the traits.
>And which traits are determined, sir?
>I think you already know the answer to that, Tom.
>Gender.
>Yes, chromosomes determine gender. It's a violation against gender theory.
>Can they limit the number of genders? For instance, aren't two…
>Two? Dorsey's beard, Tom! Isn't it bad enough to consider limiting the number of genders a person can identify with? To split the Spectrum into two pieces… This is all hypothetical, isn't it, Tom? All academic?
>Of course, sir. It'll be our little secret

No. 854130

File: 1626299134113.jpeg (Spoiler Image, 24.11 KB, 275x183, 28A92E62-F178-4D39-81F3-E63C28…)

What’s the ingredient that religious people avoid?
pecan

No. 854139

>>854130
i don't get it

No. 854140

>>854130
pecan
jaja

No. 854145

>>854139
pagan?

No. 854154

File: 1626300660555.jpeg (200.62 KB, 979x979, 16EF0BEA-2AC3-4CA0-91E2-CFE510…)

quack

No. 854159

>>854139
Pecan means to sin (in the 3rd person of the present tense) in spanish

No. 854245

File: 1626308693549.jpeg (69.21 KB, 749x1133, F546F185-DC8C-4998-9888-901DB4…)

She/her, they/them, he/him
Ki/Ki
Do you love me? Are you riding?
Say you'll never ever leave from beside me
'Cause I want ya, and I need ya
And I'm down for you always

No. 854251

File: 1626309020503.jpg (24.29 KB, 400x400, 1623858632158.jpg)


No. 854256

>>854251
this picture always has me laughing out loud god dammit nonny i hate you so much

No. 854261

>>854251
chris jamal evans can turn me into a bedwench anyday

No. 854272

>>852909
anon soon I will have something for you from Lemonpy.

No. 854400

File: 1626323293513.jpeg (155.44 KB, 359x627, 12E0E2C7-F266-4612-B3F0-B212DD…)

Jigglejigglejigglejigglejigglejigglejigglejigglejigglejigglejigglejigglejigglejigglejiggle

No. 854440


No. 854442

>>854400
this man has anime boobahonkadonks

No. 854443

>>854400
please lord what do I have to do to get a titty like that in my mouth

No. 854451

>>854400
just a little squeeze is all I need

No. 854474

>>854400
Source, anon, source!?

No. 854492

File: 1626333779029.png (434.71 KB, 640x673, imagen_2021-07-15_022318.png)


No. 854494

>>854492
Im a millennial, i love beesechurger humor

No. 854539

I hope bedbug anon beat up her dad

No. 854542

>>854539
Same I just keep seeing her posts about bedbugs and I'm concerned

No. 854587

>>854492
Asfgrfhgs not another generations meme that forgets all about gen-x

No. 854615

>>854542
I think there's two bedbug anons, one who might not have bedbugs (but is being bitten) and the one with the awful dad. But yeah I hope the dad gets humbled

No. 854857

IM BATIN

No. 854864

File: 1626372957491.png (308.79 KB, 540x405, imagen_2021-07-15_131601.png)

why does this make me laugh so much?

No. 854870

I just forgot what I wanted to post bc I drank 3 beer hehe

No. 855033

NAAAAAZEVENYAAAAAAA ABISHISIBABA

No. 855131

>>854864
Is this an actually human? Horrifying.

No. 855151

>>855033
NABA UBAMEYAAAAA

No. 855152

>>854864
Snorlax in his natural habitat

No. 855183

>>854400
My life will never be complete until I squeeze a pair of muscletitties like those.

No. 855202

the "women shilled as attractive that you find ugly" thread makes me want to genocide straight women. especially when the unconventional male attractions" thread is bumped right next to it.

No. 855208

meows wildly

No. 855213

>>855208
glomps mah hubbeh

No. 855222

File: 1626409558540.jpg (164.77 KB, 675x1200, 893d6f1f24798de3e3d5ddecd1d686…)

>>855202
Maybe they are lesbians, though?
Although I think I posted Emma Watson once there, probably the only one I ever posted
Whoever posted Rihanna there, though… I legit gasped scrolling by

No. 855226

>>855222
Every time I see rihanna I want to make a sim dressed like her

No. 855227

>>855226
My sim never look as cool though

No. 855232

>>855226
she’s one of the only celebrities i actually like casual couture on

No. 855235

>>855222
Well, are you gay?

No. 855249

>>855202
seems like a you problem

No. 855251

>>850395
Cool Ranch

No. 855253

>>855249
nta but I feel the same way about that thread too. majority of non-/g/ posters rightfully hate it from what I've seen

No. 855254

File: 1626414933698.jpg (26.51 KB, 383x636, 1371498847729.jpg)

>>850407
omg you sound just like jeef the killer ^–^

No. 855267

>>850397
whoever keeps posting these gifs, I hate you. they simultaneously annoy yet make me laugh my lungs out

No. 855317

File: 1626423317200.gif (187.17 KB, 500x333, giphy.gif)

I want wafflez but everytime I eat wafflez they are too sweet. No matter how little syrup, it's always too sweet. Food never tastes the same when you grow old. I like to toast my wafflez but then put them in the microwave for like 10 seconds so they can be crunchy soft.

No. 855439

>>850532
I do too anon, I often daydream about her still being with us

No. 855441


No. 855531

>>855254
I'll never leave e nonny,, fuck yu don't incur my full wrath. but c *infusion between ur message and ur pic. do u really think I'm psycho baby?


*denotes alter switch

No. 855572

File: 1626456184979.jpg (257.07 KB, 800x600, 32465090312_4ca5c7d9df_c.jpg)

Mušhuššu

No. 855626

File: 1626460263497.jpg (272.93 KB, 720x960, 1860367004-1691074293.jpg)

This doll kinda looks like Kooter

>Inb4 blind

No. 855628

>>855626
yeah she does

No. 855773

File: 1626477027052.jpg (80.53 KB, 880x587, kitten.jpg)

I love kibben memes

No. 855798

File: 1626481817162.jpg (3.53 KB, 225x225, vlad.jpg)

I FUCKING HATE HIM, stop coming to my house!

No. 855804

>>855222
Calm down, femcel, not everyone feels the need to use the Celebricows thread to talk about how hot Normani and Doja is

No. 855805

>>855798
grow some garlic and put a wreath on your sim’s door

No. 855807

File: 1626482461111.png (27.46 KB, 190x83, remove.PNG)

>>855805
I just do this when he shows up, because I forget this sick fuck exists. I HATE HIM

No. 855812

File: 1626482732342.jpg (32.01 KB, 361x360, 212_ff.jpg)

Xolotl

No. 855824

>>855202
lmao it's wild to see a thread shitting on conventionally attractive supermodels for their looks and then another thread defending weird crushes on murderers and dictators

No. 855840

I kinda wanna take myself to a restaurant and pastrami pastrami pastrami

No. 855869

File: 1626485408835.png (163.27 KB, 412x408, jfpihophy.png)


No. 855871

File: 1626485450860.png (417.9 KB, 558x446, jfpihophy.png)


No. 855909

File: 1626488315593.png (2.11 MB, 1200x892, asddadsdsa.png)

NO ONE WASTES ME CHIPS N GETS AWAY WITH IT!!!!

BRAND X WILL PAY………….

ARGGH……………………

No. 855916

>>855909
Anon i've come to confess my love to you

No. 855920

File: 1626489100565.jpg (32.16 KB, 600x300, foodfight-dex-and-sunshine-goo…)

>>855916
this could be us

No. 855923

>>855920
omg xoxoxox

No. 855936

>>854272
Ok, Shroompy is waiting and v excited!

No. 855956

my poossy

No. 856020

>>855804
Isn't it more femcel-like to nitpick other women tho

No. 856021

File: 1626498304321.gif (172.07 KB, 220x220, 7BBB2AB6-93F3-4CA4-BD9F-368AA7…)

Day 1 of me trying to be nice to people for once and not avoiding them

No. 856024


No. 856031

PLEASE someone say something funny to me

No. 856032

>>856031
something funny

No. 856033

farts in the distance

No. 856043

File: 1626501919818.jpg (167.04 KB, 720x960, 1626193487856.jpg)

Lolcow potluck time

No. 856062

>>856043
don’t be shy, drop the recipe

No. 856063

>>856043
OK BUT TO BE FAIR this is plantain not normal banana and u can eat it in a savory way

No. 856081

>>856063
Is plantain even good uncooked, straight out of the peel like that?

No. 856082

File: 1626506680106.jpg (59.06 KB, 529x518, IMG_20210504_080948.jpg)

The middle of my back is itchy someone PLEASE help!!!

No. 856090

File: 1626508415114.webm (1.44 MB, 480x852, gs790BDqCqgENVQi.webm)


No. 856094

File: 1626508823559.jpg (25.81 KB, 236x449, f0cd7c95eb8f6794461ded80175e60…)

>>856043
Going to break out this crowdpleaser for us crabby ladies

No. 856109

>>856082
scratch scratch

No. 856111

>>856094
oh my god I thought this was a real centipede and I got scared of such thing being edible

No. 856115

File: 1626509960652.jpg (48.46 KB, 560x659, 20210402_085915.jpg)

>>856109
ohhh, god bless you nona

No. 856117

File: 1626510159217.png (122.31 KB, 396x434, imagen_2021-07-17_032234.png)

vent thread be like

No. 856121

File: 1626510274055.png (206.78 KB, 440x434, imagen_2021-07-17_032433.png)


No. 856122

File: 1626510356394.jpg (12.74 KB, 189x170, f0cd7c95eb8f6794461ded80175e60…)

>>856115
you're welcome >:)

No. 856123

tbh

No. 856124

tbs

No. 856125

t
tbh
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No. 856126

for every lsylvanina families critters crazy fans out here!!!

No. 856127

>>856125
o i broke it
teebeeth

No. 856186

File: 1626519923023.jpeg (3.43 MB, 3888x2592, 9DcAYlz.jpeg)

Gonna crack open a cold one with the boys.

No. 856246

File: 1626529010115.jpeg (601.43 KB, 828x875, 483FA8BA-0793-4D60-B555-50C157…)

Grayhairold if he stopped spending all of his trucker bucks on nasty e-girls like Shay

No. 856248

>>855798
Make him hot like I did and then you won’t mind his presence so much

No. 856293

>>856081
Thats def not uncooked its probably steamed

No. 856300

WE ARE GATHERED HERE TODAY

No. 856309

>>856186
Are you a seagull by any chance? Looks divine.

No. 856315

>>856248
Yeah I made him into a cool typical vampire. I gave him the hair Lilith Vatore has and a goatee he isn't hot but I think he looks cool

No. 856323

>>855920
r u charlie sheen dog or hilary duff catgirl

No. 856325

File: 1626536276178.jpg (166.31 KB, 1115x1677, e2va9n5yj3461.jpg)

My favorite genre of "image found on the internet with no clear origin" is photos of short and tall people photoshopped to exaggeration

No. 856333

>>856325
they're girlfriends

No. 856335

>>856325
i wanna stand in the middle

No. 856382

>>856325
this is how I feel when I'm with my short friends

No. 856404

File: 1626544679776.jpg (60.95 KB, 460x694, ad877wD_460s.jpg)


No. 856563

How would you fuck it?
I'm thinking this is an ovipositor situation

No. 856580

File: 1626560105343.png (208.6 KB, 435x434, imagen_2021-07-17_171401.png)

Is lolcow a safe space for ed sheraan?

No. 856607

>>856580
Some anons were simping for him in his vampire Weeknd drag so yes

No. 856613

>>856580
more talented then Beyonce

No. 856634

File: 1626564408219.jpeg (45.19 KB, 400x400, 8579EA68-2F0F-4DF0-A04D-5583DC…)


No. 856642

File: 1626564622840.jpg (82.41 KB, 768x1106, 8765456785.jpg)

>>856580
How is he apparently 5'8" and still has a severe case of chubby manlet body? He looks like a big little kid.

No. 856643

File: 1626564741500.jpeg (57.39 KB, 622x689, 10E28C14-32B5-4835-BB4B-46B7B6…)


No. 856736

MAX VOLUME

No. 856989

File: 1626612415313.png (Spoiler Image, 156.68 KB, 455x279, weird.PNG)


No. 857026

>>856989
He's just sitting there like a fucking idiot

No. 857028

>>856642
Anything under 5'11 is in manlet territory.

No. 857049


No. 857501

File: 1626647487984.gif (5.85 KB, 408x408, dog-funny.gif)


No. 857715

>>857501
I'm here to kick ass and piss on floors. And I'm all outta unpissed floor

No. 857953

File: 1626711684729.png (2.6 MB, 828x1792, 3D915B44-1E80-422F-A0FE-D11510…)

He’s totally not my usual type but I want to do things to James Maslow. He’s Henry Cavill tier and I would lick the sweat from anywhere on his body.

No. 857978

>>857953
>Henry Cavill tier
so shit then

No. 858428

I JUST WANT TO BE A CRAZY WOMAN AAAAAAAAAAAA PLEASE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA LET ME MOVE OUT FROM THIS STUPID PLACE AAAAAAAAA

No. 858430

>>858428
Literally same and based. I hope you get to move out and be crazy soon

No. 858431

>>857953
Anon, are you blind? He is NOT Henry Cavill tier

No. 858444

>>857953
I mean he's fit but not Henry Cavill tier

No. 858455

>>857953
Oh my god, he looks exactly like this scrote I occasionally talk to.

No. 858457

>>857953
Contrary to other anons here I would say he's Cavill tier because I get the same exact desire to punch this guy in the face as when I look at the neanderthal faced pedo.

No. 858459

File: 1626744744965.jpeg (24 KB, 347x253, BCAEE7CD-DA2A-4CF9-B18F-834C70…)

>>857953
Didn’t he play as James from BTR? based

No. 858464

>>858457
For a while I thought I was the only anti cavill anon here but there's at least 3 of us and I love that

No. 858465


No. 858469

>>858464
Four, at least

No. 858470

>>858469
>>858465
Kissies for my bitchies

No. 858488

File: 1626748120212.jpg (24.21 KB, 367x500, Mark_Kassen,_Tony_Cárdenas_and…)

Chris Rock is so cute

No. 858490

File: 1626748194791.png (262.81 KB, 1024x710, roll-up-sleeping-bag-time-to-r…)

I want someone to roll me up like a sleeping bag. nice cozy tight

No. 858493

>>858488
hottest president we've had so far

No. 858495

>>858488
Ludacris is looking good these days.

No. 858499

File: 1626748825036.jpg (211.24 KB, 1920x1080, et_052118_arianadatingvp.png.j…)

>>858495
holy shit I looked and him & his girlfriend Taylor Swift do look great these days.

No. 858500

File: 1626749102890.jpeg (517.73 KB, 828x1306, 444DC1AC-8BB8-4E7B-9B83-1E9BD6…)

>>858464
I used to be anti-Cavill, til I dated an ugly scrote who seethed with jealousy over Henry Cavill because he was an ugly short fat superman freak in his 30s and thought Cavill was the pinnacle of beauty. I told my ex I didn’t think Cavill was hot… since we broke up though I have the strong urge to cuck my ex by wanting to fuck Cavill. It’s petty, but I’d do him now. He’s weirdly hotter in selfies.

No. 858503

>>858500
he fucks teenagers so I don't think that'll work out anon.
but even besides that I never got the appeal/constant shilling of cube-headed men, they barely look human

No. 858508

>>858503
nta I don't like Cavil but he represents as Masculine I like a guy, like there are guys buffer then Cavill but they look Freskish to me

No. 858509

>>858503
Wow damn anon you’re right. I guess him fucking teens is the barrier keeping me from sitting on his cheese cube face.

No. 858511

>>858509
it should be?

No. 858514

>>858511
It’s definitely a consideration. I’m not really gonna fuck him, anon. I told my Cavill-obsessed ex about the allegations btw and he of course made excuses.

No. 858777

File: 1626786328974.jpeg (572.01 KB, 1242x1214, 1586467323492.jpeg)


No. 859010

poo

No. 859019

pee

No. 859027

poopee

No. 859071

pants

No. 859078

doo

No. 859080

>>858777
wetawd

No. 859207

File: 1626824822986.jpg (493.05 KB, 1027x1280, Hewwo.jpg)

Hey ladies

No. 859218

File: 1626825739442.png (2.49 MB, 1256x1302, hypnotized.png)

>>859207
not now, mommy's engaging in a little hypnotorture with our little coffee hating tardling

No. 859222

File: 1626825939917.jpeg (35.92 KB, 630x630, A4DCE0AF-7BDB-4298-8446-42AAD3…)

>>859218
MOMMY NEEDS A BREAK

No. 859226

File: 1626826148411.png (43.39 KB, 351x400, 1448568_3f23b[1].png)

and that's a tree, sis

No. 859229

File: 1626826303767.png (Spoiler Image, 8.77 MB, 1242x2208, 1626417100160.png)

>>859226
italiano della della meurte della meurtes della italiano

No. 859234

File: 1626826828272.gif (2.06 MB, 480x360, giphy.gif)


No. 859241

File: 1626827375947.jpg (76.42 KB, 1920x1080, ring-fit-adventure-npd-restock…)

OPINIONS ON HIM???

No. 859249

I'm in looooooove with a fairytaaaaale, even thoooooooo it huuuurts

Gimme that aggressive folk violin

No. 859252

>>859241
he got bara titty

No. 859256

>>859249
No shoes, just vibes

No. 859263

>>859234
I can taste it right now. loved how the shapes tasted

No. 859264

File: 1626828746245.webm (5.83 MB, 640x750, 28728287257.webm)

deh shirt unbuttoned, nice.

No. 859269

File: 1626829014798.jpeg (37.38 KB, 600x315, 3BBFB015-DA27-4C29-8CBA-B5513F…)

Hey shawty

No. 859340

>>859263
especially when you let it sit out for a bit and get crunchy mmm yeeeeessss BIIIIIIITTTTCCCCHH

No. 859344

File: 1626837662946.jpg (22.18 KB, 450x290, DeUywOWUQAI1Up8.jpg)

>>858490
turn on ur location pls & thank

No. 859356

File: 1626839201380.gif (6.78 MB, 240x426, E80EEE28-05EA-48A5-83A5-3FEB34…)


No. 859359

>>844746
wow fupa went full they/them

No. 859361

>>859356
fukkin rip

No. 859366

File: 1626840493628.png (7.38 KB, 941x86, lit anon.png)


No. 859389

>>859373
What a bitch. Let's kill him.

No. 859391

>>859389
Wait anon why did you delete the sperg about Recess??? Come back

No. 859434

>>859391
nooooo i loved it did someone screen grab it before it was gone?

No. 859483

File: 1626856206454.png (390.32 KB, 986x734, 1538143809780.png)

If you don't like California, you're a fucking faggot

No. 859485

>>859483
what if im a faggot and like california

No. 859525

>>859356
The most English thing I've seen today

No. 859553

>>859485
Your support of California is charming but ultimately worthless, you dirty faggot.

No. 859556

File: 1626868207654.png (1.15 MB, 1264x715, stuart big.png)


No. 859561

>>859556
interesting..

No. 859565

the daddys little porkchop banner makes me never want to visit this website again. i hate that gif so much

No. 859566

>>859561
What will you do to combat stuart big and gman?
>shoot gun at sutart big's head
>shoot gun at gman's head
>shoot gun at cable
>pet stuart
>give flower to gman

No. 859706

File: 1626883289245.jpg (34.98 KB, 620x620, 13164351_581011488732617_43798…)

So's I says to the guy, "You ain't Nuthin' but a HOUNDDOG, BROTHER!!!!!!!"

No. 859715

>>856246
fuck my kids
fuck nurse becky
fuck that nursing home never look back

No. 859722

>>859566
give stu a kiss on the lips

No. 859731

>>859722
Stuart big decides he likes you better than gman. He throws gman off his back and gives you a piggyback ride to rome italy. Congratulations you have unlocked the good ending

No. 859741

>>859566
I choose to speak to Stuart to determine if he is the version voiced by Michael J Fox

No. 859748

File: 1626886505799.jpg (28.06 KB, 400x400, L8Yt_jwQ_400x400.jpg)


No. 859782

>>859483
Forsure.

No. 859791

>>859483
Joni Mitchell and I love California

No. 859792

>>859782
>>859483
>>859485
even with the severe forest fires, earthquakes, homeless druggies, shitty celebs and youtubers, etc?

No. 859794

>>859792
don't forget the inflated cost of living and housing shortage

No. 859802

>>859792
thats why I like it nonita, clown world on ludicrous speed

No. 859805

I want to go to california but just to visit museums, galleries, the aquarium, universal and disney

No. 859809

File: 1626891540822.jpg (354.06 KB, 1920x1851, luve-vagaluve-zeldasas.jpg)

link moreno

No. 859813

File: 1626891708336.jpg (36.52 KB, 640x548, qsaczldmgrf41.jpg)

>>859809
link moreno 2

No. 859830

>>859805
that reminds me, a few years ago there was a measles outbreak in disneyland. I'm guessing it's probably under control now but that was still weird.

No. 859838

>>859805
don't forget the ayn rand institute

No. 859841

>>859805
lwt's go nonnie I'm trying to meet my celeb crush on the streets

No. 859861

>>859813
I love komodo link

No. 860031

bitch you better praise god or imma shoot and that's on god
I ain't playing bout my lord and savior I'm on my job
if you ain't a christian imma stab you in the face
if it ain't bout jesus imma hit you with this k

No. 860038

>>860031
RIP Betty White
she ain’t dead yet but for when she die cause I know it’s coming up

No. 860040

File: 1626907767802.gif (194.46 KB, 477x456, D741B28F-496B-4BF7-A85E-CB8EB1…)

>>860038
this shook me to my core for a second

No. 860041

>>860038
Bitch what tje fucl

No. 860046

>>860038
Take that shit back what the fuck

No. 860052

File: 1626909187594.jpeg (68.65 KB, 514x542, 9647803323.jpeg)

>>860038
This reminded me of the other day when I was looking up Bjork and how her daughter is doing now, somehow I 'Bing'd her instead of Googled and my heart fucking sank when it read she had apparently died last month.
Thank god it was just some random Swedish composer with the same name and I guess Bing got confused.

No. 860058

>>860038
ayrt, the chaos you caused with one post kek

No. 860083

>>860052
Isadora bjarkardottir has an instagram here
https://www.instagram.com/d0lgur/

Also vid related is Bjork's son doing some music (he's the fat one singing)

No. 860086

File: 1626912114408.png (570.26 KB, 810x598, vfff.png)

>>860052
also Isadora made a covid cosplay at some point

No. 860122

>>860083
>Isadora bjarkardottir
Im not Icelandic and not that aquanited with their naming conventions either, but dont Icelanders have a patronymic last name (father's first name + -son/-dottir) instead of a matronymic? And doesn't Iceland get very antsy and anal if an icelander doesn't follow exactly that convention? If so, based points for Bjork. Dunno how strictly the names get regulated outside of the country, but still cool imo.

No. 860123

>>859791
Joni Mitchell's California is the only California I'll ever love tbh.

No. 860126

File: 1626916598012.jpeg (108.24 KB, 713x1024, F0EA6BA7-82B9-489A-A350-EFDF5D…)


No. 860146

>>860122
Mostly it's taken from the father's name but it's not unheard of to take the mother's. Her full name includes both: Isadora Bjarkardottir Barney. I think she is closer to her mum though and seems to prefer just using Bjarkardottir.

No. 860256

>>859830
Every once in a while BART will put out "measle exposure" notices. It's not as uncommon as you think now

No. 860293

>>859792
Completely.

>>860256
Tfw even thinking of stinky, ugly BART is making my nose ache with longing. I shoulda never left San Francisco.

No. 860490

File: 1626956931911.png (3.23 KB, 43x52, output-onlinepngtools.png)

Ugh I want to make a youtubepoop video but I have to study. Also my scalp skin is peeling off haha

No. 860969

File: 1626999748037.jpg (329.7 KB, 1024x724, istockphoto-482906223-1024x102…)

i dont wanna draw stupid stinky COMMISSIONS why cant i just get free money

No. 861085

bitch bitch little bitch i made you my bitch

No. 861086

>>861085
Holy shit I didn't remember this existed at all, thank you anon

No. 861105

>>859792
It didn't used to be like that…once, it was like a paradise…

No. 861109

>>861085
My daddy and my mommy and my daddy and my MO-MMY

No. 861243

File: 1627047279136.png (9.49 KB, 421x273, Capture.PNG)


No. 861246


No. 861250

File: 1627047975740.jpg (67.96 KB, 640x350, Screen_Shot_2017-10-19_at_2.55…)

JON ARBUCKLE DRINKS DOG CUM!!!!!!!!

No. 861251

>>860969
I wish i had the skills to even do commissions

No. 861252

>>861250
Ew wtf. Coomer humor

No. 861257

>>861252
JON ARBUCKLE IS A COOMER

No. 861264

>>861250
I hate you anon

No. 861269

>>861250
at least he doesn't seem to enjoy the dog sperm

No. 861282

ASL?

No. 861289

>>861282
Bitch/bitch/fuck

No. 861290

>>861282
anal sex lube? hahahahahahaahahahahahaahahhahaah

No. 861471

>>861085
I can't stop listening to this. I never watched Breaking Bad. You are not the guy.

No. 861544

File: 1627076851421.gif (Spoiler Image, 1.67 MB, 460x280, ezgif-2-28217a545567.gif)

Am I okay? Am I okay? Am I okay?
No you stupid bitch, I'm truly in love with the hope that sleeps inside you.

No. 861545

>>861471
I had that part in my head for the better part of a year the first time I heard it, my brain would randomly hit me with "you. are not the guy. you're not capable of being the guy. i had a guy and now i dont. you. are not. the guy"

No. 861589

>>861282
420/69/swed bro

No. 861650

File: 1627087933711.png (317.37 KB, 960x818, FAVHUSBAND.png)


No. 861659

>>861650
>an expensive stuff

No. 861700

fuck, i hate looking like such a fat bitch all the time and im not even overweight!!!!! my face in motion is actually inspiration for Lovecraftian horror, i wish i had an adderall prescription

No. 861761

File: 1627101873098.jpg (Spoiler Image, 30.19 KB, 620x362, 27565abf7414c74cf5c0a736ae8fc4…)

Glad a nonnie reminded me this exists

No. 861763

>>861761
she should have covered up more so that the point would come more across. also less make-up

No. 861770

>>861761
What was this song called again its on the tip of my tongue

No. 861774

>>861770
how to be a heartbreaker

No. 861780

>>861544
Now i just want sushi

No. 861781

>>861763
I think there was a Free cosplay version of this, which was kinda cute and funny.

No. 861794

>>861780
what would a komaedaroll taste like?

No. 861797

>>861794
Not sure, but it would definitely have eel in it

No. 861798

I'm angry and cant sleep. And i keep refreshing lolcow threads to read more stuff to try to feel better, but it isnt working. Today is my only day off, but i'm already mentally checked out

No. 861809

>>861798
I feel you really hard nonna. You're not alone but that doesn't even help, it's just two of us suffering.

No. 861813

File: 1627108094215.jpg (58.09 KB, 714x960, 42790948_1887493991305682_8350…)

>>861798
COUNTY AUTHOWITIES ISSUED WETHEW WAWNING FOW YOUW AWEA
The County Weathew Sewvice has issued a wawning fow a meteowowogicaw event.
The wawning is effective immediatewy and continues untiw sunwise tomowwow mowning.
Citizens awe advised not to obsewve this event with the naked eye.
COUNTY AUTHOWITIES ISSUED CIVIW DANGEW AWEWT
The County Weathew Sewvice has issued the fowwowing cowwection fow the weathew wawning in effect:
Fow youw safety, wemain indoows. Do not wook up at the night sky.
Mowe infowmation to fowwow.
XXXXXXXXXXXXXX
THE METEOWOWOGICAW EVENT IS SAFE FOW AWW TO VIEW. WAWNING HAS BEEN W I F T E D.
GO OUTSIDE N O W.
IF YOU CAN WEAD THIS
DO NOT WOOK AT THE MOON
STAY INSIDE
DO NOT WOOK AT THE NIGHT SKY
FACE AWAY FWOM AWW WINDOWS
AVOID MIWWOWS
DO NOT WOOK UP
XXXXXXXXXXXXXX
Cwose and secuwe aww possibwe entwances to youw home.
Tuwn off aww wights.
Do not wook out of any windows.
Do not wespond to any knocks on youw windows ow doows untiw the aww cweaw is given.
Wemain siwent at aww times.
Do not attempt to intewact with anyone outside of youw home.
Do not attempt to investigate any noise which may emanate fwom outside youw home.
Do not attempt to investigate any wight outside youw home.
If you see any unidentified figuwe inside youw home, ow fwom the cownews of youw eyes, do not attempt to investigate.
Do not wook at the ceiwing.
Wemain cawm at aww times.
Shouwd any membew of youw famiwy go missing, do not attempt to seawch fow them.
XXXXXXXXXXXXXX
IF YOU AWE AFWAID
WE WIWW WOOK TOGETHEW

No. 861834

I am stargazing with my husbando in my mind, having fun I recommend it for your next mind date with your darling

No. 861835

>>861813
im so sleep deprived that this actually creeped me out.

No. 861867

File: 1627117980943.png (287.68 KB, 528x649, aaaoh.png)

If you read the whole entire post that I am typing right now, by the time you get to this section of the sentence, right after the word "word," you'll realize that I have craftily wasted your time and there's no point to its construction but to make you feel like a fool – which you are, you big dumb moronic clown.

No. 861870

>>861797
>>861794
No eel. It would be sickeningly sweet and slightly rancid I think. Like jam and cheddar cheese.
Or yoghurt in homage to Ko-chan's dietary preferences kek

No. 861881

File: 1627122594280.jpg (194.25 KB, 980x784, la7dv4pd0a771.jpg)

All aboard

No. 861886

>>861867
Thanks bitch, I'm here to waste time. You're helping me

No. 861986

File: 1627136684323.jpg (476.04 KB, 2048x1836, 20210713_225402.jpg)

Wanna go to the grocery store to buy carrots for Keema Curry but my bf nutted inside and now i have cramps and it feels like i gotta poop

No. 861999

>>861881
I'm GOING OFF THE RAILS ON A CRAZY TRAIN

No. 862119


No. 862123

File: 1627148835621.jpg (474.4 KB, 1200x1200, 0_JB_BRI_270818MiniRailway-38J…)


No. 862407

File: 1627171314475.jpg (135.28 KB, 1080x1080, 29ed8fe729e4d4e73fe97ed0f6b011…)

Mods, did you fix my undeserved ban?

No. 862793

I know american girls would give anything to be european and I am european and I wish I was a pretty blonde girl from texas from a movie in 2012 who says y'all and who bakes pies every day and dresses in cute short dresses with belts and high heel sandals that were trendy in 2012 and somehow is not fat from eating pie every day.

No. 863441

BITCH BITCH LITTLE BITCH I MADE YOU MY BITCH HELP ME I WATCHED THAT VIDEO ONCE AND IT'S STILL IN MY HEAD I HAD A GUY AND NOW I DON'T

No. 863485

>>863441
MY DADDY AND MY MOMMY

No. 863503

>>863441
ahhhhh fucqq u bickk

No. 863593

File: 1627283301330.png (312.83 KB, 500x464, IMG_20210726_040533.png)

I am just asking for the dear universe to give me sex dreams again
Preferably with attractive and famous people that would never maybe fuck me irl

No. 863605

>>863593
Lucid dreaming, my dear friend. Learn the art of it and experience nirvana.

No. 863608

>>862793
>I know american girls would give anything to be european
Hate to break it to you anon but… kek

No. 863612

>>863605
is lucid dreaming actually real, I always assume you're all lying about this but if i can dream fuck my anime husband im willing to try

No. 863615

>>862793
why the fuck would we want to be european??(and do not bring up the healthcare)

No. 863629

>>863608
>>863615
You haven't seen the girls who want to move to europe because it's "more cultured"?

No. 863635

>>863615
Im American and i wish i was European if it meant living in Europe. If i was living in America though it wouldn't matter.

>>863629
Guilty kek

>>863612
I've never done it but there are a bunch of books about it. Just google it

No. 863692

>>863612
It's 100% real, I have had a lot of spontaneous lucid dreams all my life. But it's not as controllable as to do whatever you want.
You are aware but the dream still goes the way it goes. You can influence it a bit, but it takes a sort of mental effort and doesn't always work and even when it does it gives random results, and it doesn't last for long.
Tl;dr lucid dreaming is real, controling it is not

No. 863707

>>863612
I’m the anon that originally replied to you… yes it is definitely real. Some people make it out to be this ~magical~ experience which is why it doesn’t sound real but literally all it is, is controlling your dreams.

It takes practice which is why I said to master the art of it but there is plenty online that can help you. Some methods may not work for you. Some will. Won’t take too long if you’re actually serious about doing it. I have a severe sleep disorder so I don’t get to do it often but when I do it’s great!

No. 863749

>>863692
Ah I remember once when I was a kid I was awake in my dream. The first thing I did of course was to double-jump over the street like in the videogames

No. 863760

I loveee this song. Ponies and ponies and ponies and ponies

No. 863764

>>863760
And rainbowy ponies and sunshiney ponies and clouds full of ponies that float in the sky!

No. 863831

whichever one of you is posting dumb mcr memes on /m/ come and kiss me asap

No. 864048

Pooping in my little forest hut while there is storm raging around. Ngl feels kinda aesthetic.

No. 864052

>>864048
Hope you have a comfy ASMR experience in your little house

No. 864222

>>863605
I'm >>863593 and I've been trying to lucid dream for a while now, but it's hard af
I can barely sleep in the first place lol

No. 864336

>>864222
Apparently lying on your back and pink noise helps.

No. 864362

Do you put butter before peanut butter before peanut butting the peanut butter on?

No. 864441

The audacity of the anon who made the black girl thread on /g/ using a photo of a Chinese woman in blackface. How did she not clock that… Was it bait? The plot thicken

No. 864569

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No. 864595

>>864441
I thought it odd a black woman wouldn't be able to recognise another kek. It's an obscure photo too. Strange blunder indeed.

No. 864625

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I hate that the writers keep pushing us to spend time with Belphaggot. There should be an option to tell him to fuck off. I love being mean to him every chance I get because he gets so asshurt lmao.

No. 864627

>>864625
What a fucking incel

No. 864628

>>864362
I don't use butter with peanut butter. I hate buttering bread, actually. I can spread anything else on soft bread without tearing it, but that devil's product: BUTTER is too much for me to handle

No. 864630

>>864625
Kek, haven't played in months but I agree. Mammon best boy

No. 864631

>>864625
I was so pissy they made the snake boy the otaku Incel

No. 864642

>>864630
phenomenal taste nonita

No. 864724

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>>864630
Ah, I see you're a woman of culture as well.

No. 864749

>>864625
>>864630
>>864724
It's Obey Me, right? Does it have any endgame/routes like Mystic Messenger or does it continue indefinitely?

No. 864778

>>864362
why do people eat peanut butter toast with cow butter? It's so fatty and gross. why

No. 864787

have you ever had sex with a pharoooooooooo-ahhhhh put the pussy in a sarcophagus

No. 864806

>>864778
Why do ppl even eat peanut butter, tried it once and I could feel my arteries clogging. Nut butters are frankenfood.

No. 864817

>>864778
That's melted gold, ma'am, that's the essence of the goddess herself.
>>864806
I eat peanut butter every day. If peanut butter was a religion, I'd be in it and then break off and form my own religion based off the peanut butter religion which will eventually form into a cult and then I will be keeping jars and jars of peanut butter in my compound in Waco until the man comes knocking to try and take it all away

No. 864819

>>864336
>pink noise
nani
also why are only repulsive men in my sex dreams

No. 864831

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I wanna a-log Poppy that stupid fugly cunt

No. 864835

>>864819
nta but pink noise, like the phrase 'white noise' is a certain frequency of sound. It's called pink because the frequency of the noise is closest to the color pink. Pretty cool, right? Also, there's more sciency stuff that defines pink noise as such here https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pink_noise
I started listening to some pink noise on yt just now and it's making me a little sleepy, and I just woke up not too long ago.

No. 864839

>>86480
they taste good, are a good source of protein and healthy fats, and are nutritious in moderation

No. 864841

>>864831
what did she do?

No. 864844

>>864841
Just to to her thread in snow

No. 864861

>>864831
Do you mean Poppy as in Moriah?

No. 864896

>>864749
I'm still only about 1/3 of the way through the main story and afaik you don't get to choose a route. It's marketed as an otome but the story plays out more like a harem where all of the brothers grow to like you and occasionally get jealous of each other spending time with you. The writing is pretty bad but I still play it for the hot demons.
I hope the devs will add routes eventually or at least a special event where you get to spend time exclusively with a brother of your choosing.

No. 864898

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