/ot/ - off-topic

Here's a thread to share your stories of encountering wild lolcows/snowflakes. I'll start.
Doctor's offices are always a goldmine – I'm in the waiting room and there is a 4'10 fatty (the type that has a fat rolls abdomen and toothpick legs) groaning and repeating OH MY GOD, Oh FUCK and doing attantion grabbing stretches on a chair in the middle of the room. She's harassing the clerks about "Am I next?! Why am I not next?!" and pacing the whole area. Bitching and moaning in pain and talking to herself out loud, cursing for extra attention, etc. I'm sure you've all seen one like this.
Now there's a lady making increasingly loud moaning/gurgling noises each time someone walks in the area.