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No. 756433

Getting dumber and shittier by the minute!

Last thread: >>>/ot/749461

No. 756437

I don't get why it seems to be a repeated thing that couples who are together for years and years and don't really seem to care about marriage, if they do eventually get married, break up like a year a later. What difference would marriage really make at that point?

No. 756449

Hopefully this thread won't be a buggy mess like the last one was for the last couple of days

No. 756453

>>756437
Maybe the relationship was already going to shit and they thought marriage could save it?

No. 756458

I really love the thread pic reminds me of those manhwas MLs with absolute bara tiddies

No. 756463

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what are the best places to live in the entire world honestly

No. 756464

Just recalled a memory of being 15 and visiting extended family – I was sitting alone and doing homework because I didn't want to talk to anyone and my dad tried to goad me into socializing by pointing at a relative we didn't know who had just arrived and saying "She looks like she might be your age!" She was fucking twenty-nine but because she was like five feet tall my dad assumed she was a literal child. RIP tiny anons who get roasted for saying they get mistaken for younger – I've always believed you.

No. 756467

>>756463
sorry i don't know the answer to your question but did you make picrel yourself because the fancy pants game character took me out and also gave me flashbacks of playing the game on my brother's ps3

No. 756470

>>756463
Idk but I want to live in my husbandos 4skin

No. 756473

>>756467
yes anon, men built like stickfigures got me acting up lately. sad they have to make minimal effort

>>756470
KEK

No. 756477

I'm playing this stupid game to get swagbucks credits and it's so fucking hard to progress. If I get another card of this vampire man or lose another match I'm gonna kill someone

No. 756478

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My apartment's lease has a photo/video release form that I'm required to sign. It says they can "take, use, reuse, edit, alter, and publish" my likeness and that I can't sue them for libel or privacy concerns. What the fuck.

No. 756481

>>756437
Chances are the woman is a forever-gf who always wanted to get married but the man just kept putting it off hoping to upgrade to a woman he actually loves. Giving in and getting married despite his lack of enthusiasm might end up being the straw that broke the camels back in either of them.

No. 756482

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i just want to get a little nicotine high from a fucking strawberry cupcake tangerine marmalade shit diarrhea flavored vape without having to ask random friends or people to do it for me because i'm not 21 yet. what a stupid law, they should of just kept it at 18. i can get a weed card but i can't kill myself slowly? lame.

No. 756483

>>756482
I feel the same way about alcohol nonny, I have 9 months to go.

No. 756484

>>756482
Sorry I know this is ot to what you said but your picture made me miss having a Russian dwarf hamster so much. They're so small but add so much to your life.

No. 756485

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>>756458
Hmm bara tiddies

No. 756494

>>756485
anon…this isnt…who i think it is right?

No. 756495

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>>756485
I want some bara titties in my life.

No. 756497

>>756485
disgust

No. 756498

>>756494
Unfortunately for you non I am pretty sure that's borzoi-tan

No. 756499

>>756494
This exact scenario happened already last week! I don't need Adam Driver induced deja vu.

No. 756501

>>756483
>tfw 2 years
i can fuck on camera but i can't buy and drink vape juice straight from the bottle and die… society.

>>756484
they're so cute! i want to hold the one in picrel so bad.

No. 756511

It’s such a waste of time to shop in store when everything I want can be found online

No. 756513

>>756511
Items can be cheaper irl though, which is helpful if you're on a budge. Also, sometimes it's better to see items irl and comparing options is easier.

No. 756514

>>756499
But maybe that's exactly what you need, anon
Listen to the Universe's signs

No. 756528

>>756514
Him, his large pecks, and his fans on here will never catch me alive!

No. 756529

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kill all men

No. 756532

>>756529
I'm sorry but, "irl baby crossing" made me cry lol

No. 756533

>>756532
The (deep) too kek but yes disgusting

No. 756538

>>756529
why do men always randomly do this lmao

No. 756543

>>756529
This picture never fails to trigger me
I hope he had genitalia necrosis and is now an eunuch

No. 756555

>>756538
no but actually why do they do it? is that they are aware no one would ever want to have kids with them and are they trying to like live vicariously through the women?

No. 756557

Is autism culturally relative? I feel like the majority of other South Asian girls I'm friends with and my cousins and stuff have a lot of symptoms of autism and would be considered autistic by western standards but realistically I know they can't all have autism. I think it comes from the sheltered upbringing.

No. 756561

>>756557
I think so, if people act the standard way for their culture then I don’t think it matters that they would be considered autistic in the west. Other cultures have their own standards for autism or, if it’s culturally not really acknowledged as an issue yet, simply someone who acts/thinks differently to as expected.

No. 756565

>>756557
>south asian
>asian


there’s your answer

No. 756568

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No. 756570

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ah, the liberties white women have when it comes to dating

if I ever saw these two on the street and they saw me approaching they would scrunch their faces because I’m a dirty filthy ape(racebait)

No. 756572

>>756570
You sound male and like a tard

No. 756575

>>756568
Is this made by the same people that made the high heel one

No. 756579

>>756572
It sounds more like someone larping as a nonwhite person tbh

No. 756582

>>756572
I’m not even joking lmao, I’ve just realized it doesn’t even matter if I like someone or not because I will always be excluded from the dating pool because I’m black. You might as well just suicide if you’re black, female, and gay because you’re just going to get pigeonholed as a typical butch. Tiresome.

No. 756583

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These gardein pot pies are so fuckin good. I wasn't able to eat pot pies since I went vegetarian, but these came out a minute ago and are soo delicious with parmesan on top. I love turning on some tv show/movie/long yt video and eating these. They just make me feel so warm inside, 10/10. The beef ones are good too, but they don't smack as hard

No. 756584

>>756582
I mean even if you genuinely think most other nb people think like that there are many other black lesbians

No. 756585

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>>756582
>booh hooooh

No. 756589

>>756582
I'm also a black woman, and tbh this sounds more like insecurity. There are plenty of black lesbians hat are in relationships. I'm not saying race doesn't impact your dating life (it can and does) but any struggles they have with dating are probably more due to being gay than being black.

What is with all these black anons doing this shit recently? Another anon said she felt like she could never get a good man cause she's black just two days ago. You guys have to stop with that mindset. It's insulting to you and to the rest the black women who like women

No. 756590

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>>756584
Somehow she managed to turn my positive post from a different thread about a happy lesbian couple into this. I'm half Black myself and not once did that thought cross my mind. Talking about exclusionary members of the lesbian community is one thing, but to redirect that frustration toward a random white couple on the internet is another. Anons are getting quite lax with their racebait these days.

No. 756591

>>756570
I'm a white lesbo and I don't care about someone's skin color. The genuine dating pool is already small as it is, I sincerely doubt that your average lesbian would care either.

No. 756597

>>756582
Bruh, don’t present yourself as butch then. Put in effort.

No. 756598

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>>756585
Found the /pol/ette.

Of course you, a literal flat and vanilla blend sourdough smelling ass wouldn’t understand my struggle. Nobody cares about you, bitch(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE)

No. 756601

its annoying to me the way men are like the audience members of life

No. 756602

>>756598
Maybe nobody wants to date you cause you are a bitter, annoying bitch

No. 756603

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I'm trying to feed my virtual family because they are "weak", but they keep getting up to do other shit. If I do a timeskip and these fuckers die from starvation when I was trying to feed them I s2g I will go on a rampage

No. 756604

>>756603
samefag, actually, their fed bar is full but their health is super low? Wtf do I do

No. 756605

>>756582
I find black studs hot af, you need to love yourself more anon.

No. 756616

>>756602
Hi welcome to lolcow, you must new here?

No. 756622

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>>756616
I've been here since ye olde days of only /b/ and /pt/, but thanks for caring

No. 756623

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>>756598
I brown as well, retard, stop being a bitter bitch for a change. But I guess it’s too easy to whine and hate on other’s relationships.

No. 756628

>local frat boy dies from drinking in excess

And nothing of value was lost

No. 756630

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>>756623
Let me hate anon, it’s none of your business

No. 756632

>>756630
bussin

No. 756649

Idk how many anons are familiar with her, but Blac Chyna's mom is so entertaining. I'm upset she's not doing as much crazy shit anymore, the only page that keeps up with her antics is basically dead now. I hope "Tokyo Toni Finds Love" or whatever it was called gets a season 2 she reminds me of my mom, and I think that's why I'm so intrigued by her

No. 756659

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I don't want to go to work tomorrow

No. 756660

Thank god for lolcow
Sometimes I go to some of 4chan's male dominated boards (not /pol/ or /r9k/) and still have to read the most stupid shit about women that has nothing to do with the conversation.
As annoying as some can get here, it's never as bad. Love you binches

No. 756667

I’m in the hospital rn

No. 756668

>>756667
U ok there, anon? Hope you get better

No. 756669

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No. 756673

>>756583
I just wanna say thank you for alerting me to their existence
I'm not vegetarian but gardein actually tastes great and I know it's better for me than steroid-chicken

No. 756674

>>756570
Internalized racism aside, I love these two outfits! Coordinated couples’ outfits are so adorable, I would love to do this with my girlfriend but our fashion styles are so different from one another.

No. 756678

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>>756673
yw anon! You should also try their mandarin orange chicken if you haven't already. Literally the best thing they sell

No. 756682

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>>756674
Maybe you guys could try to find a middle ground? Couple outfits don't always have to perfectly match or have the same pieces. I don't completely love the outfits in pic, but it's a good example of what I mean

No. 756684

>>756682
Nayrt, but this type of outfit coordination is so much better. When it's too similar I find it creepy because I associate such outfit coordination with siblings. I'll think you're sisters and get really grossed out if I see you kiss.

No. 756688

>>756682
lol imagine getting dressed in your finest camo chaps to parade yourself and a little bit of aerola around the local jc penny with your boo

No. 756689

>>756682
>>756674
Yes! Me and my boyfriend also have very different styles and he doesn't like doing matching outfits very much, but one time we went out wearing a black ironic edgy pony shirt (nothing to do with mlp though, it was a graphic skater like tee) and I wore a straight pink 80s mlp merch shirt. So it was super different but we were matching thematically, sort of
both shirts were mine btw kek

No. 756693

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I sleep

No. 756694

God Dua Lipa is so fucking hot. I just watched some video of her, and I've never realized how long her legs are till now

No. 756696

>>756693
Can I join?

No. 756697

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Eggdrop soup is so fucking good and so easy to make
I should've made it earlier, I'll try to make a habit out of eating it

No. 756700

>>756697
I agree, I slept on it way too long. I like a tomato in mine too

No. 756705

Just making a post about Evangelion because no one else has yet

No. 756707

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I got a new illo sketchbook, but god I'm so nervous to open it. It's in plastic wrap and I don't wanna mess it up. It's untouched. It's perfect

also it's big as fuck. I didn't know 8 inches really meant 8 inches gotdamn

No. 756718

>>756700
I'll try to make one with tomato tomorrow! I just skipped this step today cause it was super late already. I think I'll also put some chili pieces in it

>>756705
Misato best girl

No. 756725

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>>756718
Wrong
>>756705
Kaworu is only cute character. Only Kaworu, just Kaworu. Look at him, giving me a coffee from Starbucks, he’s best.

No. 756729

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>>756718
>>756725
close but not quite

No. 756738

I genuinely believe "starboi" it's just doja cat but obviously with her voice altered. There's nothing about "him" on youtube …

No. 756743

>>756738
I never even realized I've never seen him before till now lmao. That would be funny if Doja did that though also her verse smacked. the rest is trash

No. 756747

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>>756738
LMAO he's definitely a real artist. Pic rel is him. Word on the street though is Doja wrote his verse. It started with Doja doing a freestyle on IG live. You can find it if you search "Doja Cat freestyling Starboi Instagram live" on Twitter. His IG is starboi3.

No. 756753

>>756747
>Pic rel is him
Anon, there's no one in that photo? Just a pic of a wall. That insta page doesn't even exist.

No. 756754

I got nail polish remover in my eye FUUUUUCCCCKKK

Next time I'll just wear glasses, like the dumb bitch I am

No. 756755

>>756747
Is this the right pic? Can't see anyone in this kek wtf anon

No. 756756

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No. 756767

>>756747
How did they got those phones to float lmao

No. 756777

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My boyfriend got legit grumpy with me over a ship
w a t

No. 756781

Debating whether I should masturbate or work on some shit for school. Masturbating sounds kinda cool, but I feel like I'm gonna go to sleep right after if I do that

No. 756783

>>756781
Why not both at the same time?

No. 756784

>>756777
Which ship? We talking Niña or like sasunaru type of ship

No. 756785

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>>756784
pls no booly
What baffles me is that he doesn't even care about SW, its fandom nor has he watched the last movies.
He just really hates the Enemies to Lovers trope, I guess

btw what is Niña? aside from Girl in Spanish

No. 756787

>>756785
BITCH I KNEW IT WAS THIS ONE, WHY DIDN'T I WRITE THAT INSTEAD OF STANKY SASUNARU? idk, i tried to think of actual ship names, i guess it was Columbus's ship when he was getting lost in the sea t. Eurofag

No. 756789

If there is an anon with holy powers please strike me down tonight amen. I'm the fucking worst.

No. 756791

>>756787
>BITCH I KNEW IT WAS THIS ONE
But how? Are you one of the witchy anons? teach me please

No. 756795

>>756791
I swear to god, I just felt it in my bones, my bones, anon

No. 756797

I extremely hate being nice because I'm not.

No. 756798

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>>756795
Maybe you should start manifesting or whatever, then

Shame you didn't write it, I would be very impressed and spooped by your divination powers

No. 756799

>>756798
The last time i try to be funny, next time i will be spooky, pinky promise

No. 756806

>>756781
Is it really common for women to feel sleepy after coming? Personally I don't feel any sleepier afterwards, I just feel normal.

Anyway I'm probably too late anon but I'd save the school stuff for the morning kek

No. 756807

I hate doing labs in college. Especially these digital ones.

No. 756810

>>756806
Idk how common it is for women tbh, I just know I feel sleepy after one orgasm (not everytime, but it happens often). But yeah, I took a small nap and now I'm being productive lmao. I have a doctors appointment today, so I'm praying I will have time to actually sleep and get up for that

No. 756811

I would love a friend who isnt a pick me and I would love a bf who isnt just trying to use me for sex

No. 756812

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>>756463
Pic related except for Turkey, Colombia, Mexico.

No. 756813

>>756478
Do you live in the Big Brother apartment?

No. 756816

>>756807
How do digital labs work?

No. 756819

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Seeing how insane ppl got abt the show Emily in Paris rly put into perspective for me all those koreaboo/weeaboos that talk abt appropriation/ fetishization despite not being part of the culture. So many ppl pissed on behalf of the French meanwhile any French person I know (myself included) thinks it's fun trash TV, or doesn't care. Also since when does France need defending? Not every non-American culture is oppressed guys, cmon.

This comment made me LOL since you just change the country and it's almost word for word what someone on /w/ would say about Japan.

No. 756821

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>>756816
Well, the course I'm currently doing them for is biology for non-science majors. Essentially, we do simulations for concepts. For example, I'm currently working on a meiosis one where it explains to me the concepts in words and then has me physically pull the chromosomes apart on my screen as well go through each phase (e.g. pic rel). It also comes with animations of the processes and sometimes includes real-life examples. I'm not sure how these labs would work in-person though because I haven't done labs since high school and this is the only one I need for college.

No. 756823

>>756821
same anon but this semester is also my professor's first time teaching this course online so it's a learning experience for everyone ig kek

No. 756824

i was sleeping and my laptop started falling off my bed and i somehow woke up and caught it mid fall god im awesome

No. 756827

>>756824
You're much better than me, anon. I've broken two laptop chargers since last September because I failed to do this. Please be here to save my next one!

No. 756829

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>>756824
Fuck, I would feel bad even if I managed to catch it. Maybe you can get pic related.

No. 756842

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She’s a toxic bitch but I love her

No. 756843

>>756842
idk who this is but she looks like shes wearing my grandma's lampshade

No. 756849

A professor said he caught someone watching Netflix during a lecture. I'm now paranoid and think they know when I browse lolcow during online classes

No. 756865

>>756849
I'd like to think he just saw their screen because they were wearing glasses and he saw the reflection or something. Them being able to see our browser tabs without giving them explicit access to them seems like an invasion of privacy they wouldn't admit to.

No. 756871

>>756849
How could they monitor 100 people's faces in a zoom lecture?

No. 756874

>>756871
Nta but it depends on what university you're enrolled at and what course you're in. During my Zoom lectures, there's usually only ever 25 of us, tops.

No. 756877

>>756874
>>756865
>>756871
AYRT, it's more about them seeing what tabs/other apps I'm visiting. I imagine them seeing a notification "Anon Anonette is browsing lolcow.farm". But yeah, there's only 30 of us so technically monitoring cameras is possible.

No. 756892

I went out to the bar with a friend and some guys just interrupted our time and started talking to my friend and ignoring me. I was drunk so instead of just sitting there awkwardly/lonely, I started throwing passive aggressive jokes at their heights etc and they went away. He asked me friend who is 24 how old he looks and I interrupted them and said "you look around 40, it's the balding". This is why I dont go out lol

No. 756898

>>756877
How could that be possible without your professor having installed some kind of spyware in your computer?

No. 756901

>>756898
I don't known anon, I'm paranoid. kek. This made my fear seem less rational though, thanks

No. 756902

YALL I DOWNLOADED SIMS 2 I'm playing it for the first time and i'm having a blast. It's kind of funny how Sims 3 is uglier to me then Sims 2 is though.
I kind of like the way the sims look in sims 2, Just wish I could give my sim a fat ass.

No. 756905

>>756902
Sims 2 sims were so cute, I agree with you. Even more fun were the mods and videos everyone made. I don't know wtf happened with the art direction in Sims 3 and beyond.

No. 756906

Raya and the Last Dragon was really disappointing. There were some good aspects but overall it was lacking something. The animation was pretty but kinda uncanny. Bummed because I wanted to love it so bad.

No. 756910

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had a dream about selling drugs because me and my mom watch breaking bad

spring break is over for me and I feel so lazy I don’t feel like doing my easy assignments for my classes, how do I boost my energy?

No. 756915

>>756892
Based. Flirting should always be at least that difficult for men.

No. 756916

>>756905
This video is blowing my fucking mind! I thought it was a shot-for-shot remake of an existing music video but all this shit came from their mind!!! All made in Sims 2 what the hell!!!!!!!!!!!! They're a genius oh my god

No. 756918

>>756898
There's no way your professor can see what tabs you have open during Zoom unless he's some master hacker kek. I agree with the other anon who said that your classmate wore glasses and your prof noticed the reflection or something, or he noticed that said classmate looks like they are having way more fun than what is expected during a Zoom class lol

No. 756922

My bf is so retarded, he’s already stretched thin and stressed yet wants to take on shifts at his other job that isn’t necessary. He’s not struggling for money. I’m sick of trying to protect him and talk him out of it, I just told him to go for it if he likes being miserable which is just going to start a dumb spat but idec why are men like this

No. 756923

>>756922
I hate men like this especially, because they are pushovers for everyone else but easily snap at you for whatever reason.

No. 756924

>>756915
It just triggered me that men that ugly/short would have the confidence to speak to attractive women

No. 756931

I have a sore feeling around my right ovary lately. My period was 2 weeks late this month (latest it's ever been) and now that my period is over I still feel super bloated and uncomfortable in that right ovary.. I feel drained and similar to how pms affects me. This happened to me years ago too and after having a rod put up me to look at my ovaries there was no answer. I repeated the process of seeking answers twice, Nothing

Yay, womanhood. International day of the people who walk around sore, sick, bloated and most of all undiagnosed

No. 756936

Every time a girl posts a selfie or changes her profile pic to a selfie I check her profile to see if she’s still in a relationship, kek. Like yes queen DUMP him.

No. 756941

>>756936
My cousin did this but she changed it to a picture of her cat and set the picture to private so you couldn't see what date she changed it or any comments. I suspected it meant she broke up with her boyfriend but only got to confirm it like a year later lmao.

No. 756944

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This might also belong on Unpopular Opinions but anyway I feel like this recent trend of calling out NLOG is just an excuse to bash non feminine women

Like I've been called a NLOG and even pick me cause I like action cartoons and don't ever wear make up, like fuck Its such a bizarre leap in logic, also this whole new whole bimbo movement is also extra fucking retarded, the logic is that men dislike hyper feminine stuff so you act more hyper feminine to somehow counter act that

No. 756947

People in the pet community who think that you're abusing animals if you don't give it the top elite care in the world and spoil it day by day are so annoying. Obviously the basics of care and decency is good and there are shitty pet owners out there but small nice aren't going to be tortured if they don't get a literal mansion of a cage and new toys every single week, reptiles aren't going to die if they don't get home farmed meal worms, a giant mansion cage and a literal forest replicated habitat. Yes if you don't have the money to properly care for pets you shouldn't get them but people less than perfectly taking care of animals while still giving them a healthy and fufilling life is much better than if all animals ended up in a shelter or pet store anytime the pet community decides someone is a bad pet owner


>Inb4 cow/animal abuser/etc

I've only ever had small rodents who lived well past their intended life span

No. 756950

>>756944
Oh Christ I hate it so much

No. 756953

>>756944
God, I feel the same way about the bimbo “movement”, anon. What I dislike the most about it is how they tie the aesthetic to activism and try and pass off being a bimbo as something brave or powerful. Everytime I see some girl in pink say “All bimbos hate capitalism!” I just can’t help but eye-roll. If you want to look like a Barbie, then I don’t care, but don’t paint yourself out to be a blonde Rosa Parks or something. Saying shit like that defeats the dumb aspect of being a bimbo anyways.

No. 756955

>>756668
>>756669
Thank u the doctors don’t know what’s wrong but at least I don’t have a brain tumor. Or jealousy

No. 756958

>>756953
Preach anon, you don't see business men dressed like bodybuilders or soldiers, even though those clothing styles are considered traditionally masculine, cause there's appropriate clothing for certain work spaces, you wanting to dress like hyper feminine Regina George and framing it as an issue of feminism is stupid

Germaine Greer predicted this long ago, she predicted after the decline of global socialism and communism that capitalism would commodify feminism and destroy it from the inside, the Anti-Feminists wouldn't even have to lift a finger

No. 756961

>>756944
we get it already autismo-chan
bimbos are stupid, not everything is about feminism and that some women are just dumb and can’t realize that, and women will swing full force back to promoting “feminine” ideals to suppress deviance from the status quo

I literally see a bunch of feminist and media commentary channels that want to claim back their femininity or have a chance to be the “pretty and smart” type when they’ve literally already been represented in media. There’s always a great emphasis on having attractive female characters fulfill humility, intelligence and personal grooming. We went from women being able to express themselves in interesting ways to women wanting to go back because the patriarchy is trying to push an NLOG/cool girl/manic pixie agenda on womankind.

No. 756962

>>756961
>we get it already autismo-chan
First time in my life I posted about this phenomenon
>is trying to push an NLOG/cool girl/manic pixie agenda on womankind.
But by their logic every GNC is somehow a NLOG somehow, I mean have they ever met women who do sports

No. 756968

>>756962
I don’t know they deride tomboyish women while idolizing femininity that was supposedly taken away from the patriarchy when it’s a tool weaponized towards women whenever we deviate from roles. There are plenty of fictional feminine role models who can also kick ass in various shows but they always consistently never open their horizons.

No. 756971

im craving sour candy

No. 756972

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i love art and no one will ever take that away from me

No. 756973

>>756972
How tf does britney have dementia at her age?

No. 756977

>>756842
Is this that lady from RHOBH that's divorcing her lawyer husband cause he was stealing money from clients?

No. 756990

>>756892
And then everyone Clapped

No. 756991

>>756977
I think you're thinking of erika jayne

No. 756992

>>756973
she doesn't

No. 756993

>>756892
Where tf are the bars open, anon

No. 756994

Scrotes are really getting upset over the new desexualized design of Lola bunny(she'd already been desexualized in most of her appearances since the 2000s)

No. 756999

>>756918
Original paranoid anon here, thanks for the reassurance. I can now lurk lolcow in peace without worrying about my professors finding out

No. 757000

Just thinking about how men were so threatened by women that we had witch burnings. I need vengeance.

No. 757001

>>757000
Anon Im a proud socialist feminist but the narrative behind the witch trails Is a lot more complicated then millions of random women were burned at the stake, witchcraft was usually labelled towards anyone believed to have been practicing aspects of pre Christian faith that melded into Christianity, now over time these old ways were abandoned for mainstream Christian Belief but many kept to the old ways

That said most witches would have likely identified as being Christian, and the number of men killed for alleged witchcraft was roughly equal to that of women

No. 757003

I really wanna get a stroller to take my cat out for walks. I think she would enjoy it so much. I wouldn't even mind any attention I'd get because my cat loves meeting strangers.

No. 757005

>>757001
Nta. Of course it is, but a big chunk of "witchcraft" was actually just women's health, traditional medicine used to treat pregnancy, to prevent it, to stop it, to stop menstrual cramps or even pagan rituals that revolved around women. You're right that it is very complex but an aspect of it was indeed the aggressive control that christianity exerted(exerts) over women.

No. 757008

>>757001
Even with all the nuance in the world men can get fucked for what they perpetuated during that time. Mental bastards.

No. 757011

>>757005
Again those women likely would have identifed as Christians, those beliefs would have been an essential part of who they were

No. 757013

I did the konmari method with my clothes and honestly it's been good, I like having fewer things, but I'm very weirded out at how people say cleaning out the closet is the hard part, that was easy, took an hour and a half tops, washing everything, drying it, driving to several places to try to sell/donate, and still leave with stuff, that's a lot more work than saying "uh yeah I don't want to wear this anymore". It made me painfully aware of just how much clothes we have that they'll reject donations because they physically can't store more stuff. And yet some of the nicer clothes that I took to a consignment store was rejected because it was last season. Consumerism is a hell of a drug.

No. 757017

My grandma caught covid (she's fine) while travelling to meet up with her internet bf who catfished her. This is the second time she's up and left my grandpa for a fake internet hottie.

No. 757019

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> seeing the hashtag for the birthday of a bts member having more tweets than any hashtag about women's day
i hate these bitches

No. 757020


No. 757023

>>757001
> and the number of men killed for alleged witchcraft was roughly equal to that of women
nope, I don't know where you get your numbers from but in Europe that's definitely not the case. 70-80% of people accused of witchcraft in europe were women and the ratio of people killed because of that reflect that too.

No. 757026

There have been some earthquakes lately where I live and sometimes I don't know if the windows are just shaking from a truck passing by and my bed is shaking because it's poor quality and I moved a little or because of an earthquake

No. 757045

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Buck Angel is actually kinda based

No. 757066

Holy shit I want a cat so badly!! This week I am gonna make it happen, I have all the necessary stuff ready (litter box and unscented litter, scoop, food dry and wet, canned tunafish, bowls, treats, catnip, toys, carrier, scratch pad, getting a cat tree and cat cave as well)

No. 757071

>>757023
People tend to think all witch killings happened in salem or something when irl in europe it was very much religious misunderstandings and straight up women hate

No. 757078

I always feel cool when I correctly predict when my period is going to start. I have a pretty normal cycle thankfully but idk it's nice feeling in tune with my body.

No. 757100

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Happy international women's day's ladies, hope you celebrate by indulging on a performatively woke brand of alcohol and scrotes grovel at your feet just for being the goddess you are. <3

No. 757102

>>757100
Scrotes cut me in line at the Panera Bread today.

No. 757104

The Rebuild of Evangleion /a/ spoiler threads are hilarious, they seem more entertaining than the new movie itself.

No. 757108

>>757069
>uhm Im not a feminist because I got bullied by girls
I grew up in a country where at the time most schools were sperated by sex. I heard this all the time… never seemed to dawn on them that yeah that'll happen when you go to an all girls school

No. 757109

>>757078
I can always tell which exact day on my cycle I am based on how much I turn into a shrieking banshee of rage, hate and suicidal ideation. I think I have pmdd.

No. 757112

>>757102
I'll kill them

No. 757114

>>757013
Congrats, anon! I need to do that this week. I have a growing box of unworn clothes and unused garbage I need to put out, also my shoes can’t fit my shoe rack anymore.. Even if I try to justify that some were thrifted, it’s no excuse if it’s just going to sit in my closet forever.
>tfw accepting I’ll never wear pointy heels

No. 757115

>>757017
Anon I hope your grandpa’s doing okay

No. 757135

File: 1615234908851.webm (1.78 MB, 576x1024, 1bc5329e19a36d887a34bb2b9606b8…)

I've never wanted to be fucked by a skinny twink so badly in my life. Idk why but all of this guy's tiktoks make me weirdly aroused? And he looks like mf harry potter which is gross so I don't even know why…

No. 757136

>>757102
>>757112
It's international women's day woman on man murder is legal. Have fun anon.(✿^υ^)(an emote under a spoiler is still an emote)

No. 757145

File: 1615236056681.png (1.45 MB, 1280x817, buttery mash.png)

last night I dreamed I went back to school at an elementary school in the middle of nowhere, Alabama
the walls were wood panel, there were only 100 kids in the whole school
I was standing in the lunch line holding my empty tray, when suddenly and abruptly, I sank
It was warm, buttery mashed potatoes, up to my scalp, muffling my ears, the potatoes were thick and held their shape, so I just smooshed them off of my face
It was warm and smelled good and I felt so comfortable
I held out my tray when it was my turn in line, and the lunch lady gave me another big scoop of mashed potatoes on top
I have never felt so safe and content

No. 757146

>>757145
Sometimes I wish I had weird dreams like these, but I guess I like my story driven movie like dreams

No. 757149

>>757145
ngl it would feel good to be surrounded by mashed potatoes

No. 757153

I appreciate my normie neighbor who texts me every day to see if I'm up for a walk. She's so bubbly and nice. I looked her up on FB cause I was curious about her and it was all "live, laugh, love" and wine memes. Kinda cute tbh.

No. 757154

>>757145
Based and potatopilled

No. 757155

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Tyler Hoechlin is ugly,really ugly.
It's like Sid The Sloth and Nicolas Cage had a baby.
He shouldn't be Superman,he should have played Bizzaro instead.

No. 757161

File: 1615236995373.jpg (45.09 KB, 681x451, Ev-PLArWYAQiMC0.jpg)

I exercised 2 days ago and my body is so sore now. I feel like someone removed the bones in my legs and replaced them with sticks while I was sleeping uggghghhghghg

No. 757169

>>757161
isn't this pic from that guy who traps cats & dogs in cement?

No. 757172

>>757155
I don’t think he’s uggo but he doesn’t fit the character at all imo. He looks more like a villain than goody-goody Superman.

No. 757175

>>757169
Nta but nah he just got his head stuck. He's ok now!

No. 757176

>>757169
Idk anon, I'm not even sure who you're talking about. I saw it on twitter comparing it to that titan from aot

No. 757181

>>757066
ANON I'm so excited about your cat pls post pics when you get them if you can

No. 757209

>>757172
Henry Cavill really did look like Clark Kent, so it's hard to top that. But Christopher Reeves was the better actor out of all of them. That's a difficult role to take on.

No. 757211


No. 757213

>>757209
Agreed, I don’t like Cavill at all but he looks the part.

Tbh I’m tired of new Superman/Batman media every couple years. Feels like such an uninspired cash grab.

No. 757215

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One of my neighbors is a heavy smoker and right now I am smelling the tobacco and wishing I was smoking too, especially because my boyfriend is being a poopy booty hole
I last smoked in like 2013 or so and i won't do it again, but damn.

No. 757217

every crusty bitch from high school really be selling homemade earrings now

No. 757219

>>757211
damn what a beautiful woman

No. 757220

File: 1615241876632.webm (1.97 MB, 720x1280, yKFJiyRPMbZmCGK9.webm)

>>757211
I discovered her yesterday and fell in fucking loooove! She makes my little bi heart race. Too bad she has a gf lol

No. 757222

>>757211
I am absolutely straight and this does nothing for me
Maybe you're not so straight after all, nonnie

No. 757223

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Literally almost replied, “why are TERFs first tho?” but didn’t feel like getting into this shit, plus she’s someone I consider a good friend. Fair fucks for the latter two points, but men aren’t women so. Happy international women’s day I guess.

No. 757224

>>757211
I’m not straight but she’s not my type

No. 757252

>>757211
Holy shit what a babe

No. 757254

>>757220
Shes cute but that batteries+bulbs uniform gave me fucking 'nam flashbacks. Working there made me want to die kek

No. 757260

>>757222
lol exactly, really hate this every woman is a little bi shit.

No. 757261

>>757260
Op anon didn't even say that though?

No. 757262

I've been drinking nothing but those starbucks bottled vanilla frappucinos

No. 757263

>>757223
kek. without women you wouldn’t even exist. checkmate troons.

No. 757265

>>757211
Thank you for posting her anon! I saw her go viral on twitter a long while back but forgot her handle and couldn’t find her again for the life of me.

No. 757266

>>757211
Man, do I rly hate tik tok. She’s cute, but how is everyone’s ego so over-inflated on that app??

No. 757272

File: 1615247360174.gif (1.37 MB, 320x180, UMxT5r.gif)

The super straight sub is too fuckin good especially on womens day. I want the discourse to keep going but I know it'll get deleted at some point. Getting my keks while I can.

No. 757273

>>757272
example?

No. 757279

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I love the yee yee ass witch from the stupid questions thread pic
This is my goal as a lc user
Artist is woonyoung jung if I'm not mistaken

No. 757280

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just another day at the pizza parlor

No. 757286

>>757266
Anon, I worry for a society where people spend all day staring at themselves lip syncing to some dumbass song or trying on different outfits and looking at themselves in the mirror all day. I feel like tiktok and onlyfans has exacerbated this. I wish people had more shame lol

No. 757287

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I wanna lucid dream (or manifest a dream, I am taking what I can get) so badly
Yesterday I did this meditation exercise thing before sleeping, and i just "passed out" without even realizing, which is super fucking rare (but not so bad because I usually take a long ass time to sleep)
What are your secrets, lucid dreamer anons?

Also kinda related, once I was having a normal dream and it just randomly turned into a lucid dream and it was so weird, because suddenly instead of watching a movie it was like in first person and i even remember saying like "well, nothing's gonna happen?" and that's when I realized it was lucid. I tried to change the color of the thing I was touching but I guess that was too much for my smooth brain and i just woke up immediately

No. 757288

>>757279
aaww, I wish all of us lived in that cute world irl.

No. 757290

>>757287
>form a habit of recalling dreams each morning = super vivid dreams
>supplement(?)
>write down dreams (if not lazy)
>obsess over it for 6 years
>achieve 10 seconds of lucidity by chance

Depends on the person I guess; some require a lot of effort & routine, while others just put their head on a pillow.

No. 757297

>>757223
funny how twitter uses women's day only to shit on women

No. 757304

Do people wear perfume less often now? I feel like I rarely smell it on people these days compared to when I was a kid.

No. 757306

File: 1615251239319.jpg (26.41 KB, 1080x726, 31ze1nceza631.jpg)

Pls don't call me a scrote or a tranny i just have garbage taste I'm sorry

No. 757309

>>757286
Oh, you got it anon. I can tolerate a certain amount of vanity, because we're in the age of social media. But jfc… no wonder we got scrotes thinking they're hot stuff.

No. 757312

File: 1615251592422.png (2.55 MB, 1280x1032, when youre having fun (time fl…)

Rolling r's is so fucking hard. Why won't my tongue just do it? She acts like she doesn't work whenever I try to rrrrr

Blog incoming but, I bought a grow light for my plants and I don't think it's doing shit. In fact, my most active plant is starting to lean towards the window where the actual sunlight is coming from and it makes me sad. I bought it cause they weren't getting enough sun, but it's still not enough. Also, my succulents aren't changing color like they would under good sunlight. Maybe I need to just wait a little longer and see what it does, but I'm gonna be so upset if it doesn't do anything I'm still gonna give it a 5 star review either way tho. The company is offering a $25/20 gift card if I do
>>757306
Wdym anon?

No. 757315

>>757304
Nah, the new thing now are these molecular perfumes that smell like ozone and asphalt and 90% of the newer shit coming out smells really generic, so it's easy to not notice. I swear the only time I smell perfume is when I go out shopping in some posh neighborhood, rich people still shell out for a nice fragrance.

No. 757320

fuck womens day, we need a womens week

No. 757322

>>757320
Ma'am…March is literally women's (history) month.

No. 757325

>>757322
oh shit, really? I never knew! Why would there be a women's day in a women's month. That's like having a gay day in June, or a black history day in February. I mean I'm not complaining, but still

No. 757326

The MV for the song for Evangelion’s last movie came out today and it’s such a good song, Utada Hikaru is amazing as always, but I’m fucking pissed it’s not available on Spotify (greyed out for me and I’m a burger anon). Please, I just want to listen to this song on my commute!!!

No. 757327

>>757320
Women’s year!! WOMANS AGE KILL ALL MEN lol jk

No. 757332

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>>757320
we need a women's eternity because god knows we've been through enough

No. 757335

Oh shit i might really be a lesbian after all. Cool.

No. 757355

>>757335
What caused the realization anon?

No. 757362

>>757355
I think I have known for a good while now but today I started thinking about dicks, just plain old dicks. And the celeb men I find hot, would I actually fuck them if given the chance? Hell no. Gross.

No. 757366

>>757327
You had me until
>lol jk

No. 757368

idk"The Wiz" is my childhood and a masterpiece

No. 757369

I am a big juicy dumbass
My relationship has been great up until my boyfriend didn't want to have sex or even kiss for 3 months because long covid and I couldn't handle the feeling of rejection so I distanced myself, and then couldn't handle the further rejection I felt from him somehow not noticing I had distanced myself so I started to make plans to break up with him when lockdown ends.
We finally had sex on the weekend and he keeps hugging and complimenting me so I've already had a complete change of heart. I'm unimpressed with how fickle I am, I was completely ready to turn our lives upside down but after some dick somehow everything is hunky dory again. This is such an anticlimax after all the soul searching I did but I hope things stay this way I can't be bothered with that emotional journey again

No. 757373

>>757368
Same! Ease On Down The Road will forever be a bop, and I just made a post not to long ago sperging about it so I won't do it again, but I absolutely love the Emerald City "The Color Is" sequence. The subway scene use the scare the shit out of me although watching Diana Ross run is heels was crazy. Such a beautiful movie. I should watch it again

No. 757376

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>>757369
Kek anon I have nothing to say except been there, your post made me laugh, and I’m glad things are better. We’re still alright, so hopefully you two will be too.

No. 757380

sexuality is very weird. I used to think I wasn't that into butch women, and now I've had crushes on two butch women. I used to think I wasn't into beefy women, and now I've had crushes on two strong ladies

No. 757382

Heating food up in the oven is so much better than in the microwave. I would die happy if I never had to use a microwave again.

No. 757390

>>757382
Get an air fryer

No. 757395

>>757373
that movie is perfect, I love "you can't win", imma watch it again with my mom and siblings

No. 757414

File: 1615264066196.jpg (12.55 KB, 500x193, 1604456780985.jpg)

Being someone who browses all boards is so strange, I see anons shit talking this board and /g/ and I agree completely, yet I still come back here

No. 757420

>>757376
I hope the dick you get is forever good anon

No. 757425

I just came across an account that is either one person writing nsfw fics about her sister, or two sisters writing porn fics about eachother. Instantly got vietnam flashbacks to that one confession from a few days ago

I used to want to have multiple kids, but what if they come out like the people that want to fuck their siblings

No. 757434

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Any nonnies got a good pirate/free VPN link? I tried like 5 times to get a decent one, including Express VPN and a Nord VPN one that my brother was able to pirate but when I tried it, none of the accounts would work

I swear I just wanna watch american Netflix cause the catalog in my country fucking sucks

No. 757436

>>757434
Have you tried opera

No. 757437

>>757436
Googled it to see if I recognized by the logo. Is it the browser or my search was just sidetracked?
I guess I should add that i use netflix on my tablet and phone, so it should be an android apk rather than a chrome extension.
Sorry for not being clear in my OP

No. 757438

>>757434
try prontonvpn, a few countries are free including america.

No. 757439

>>757437
Yeah it's a browser with a built in vpn, I think they have an app

No. 757440

>>757438
I think I have tried this one but I'll try again cause I'm not a quitter kek
Thanks

No. 757445

>>756842
she's so pretty what's her name??

No. 757448

>>757434
it's not free but surfshark is the cheapest vpn i know of. $2/month, i bought 2 year access to their services for $48 and couldn't be happier considering i use it every single day on all of my devices. no problems with netflix and other streaming sites either.

No. 757484

File: 1615281895507.jpg (81.88 KB, 537x670, 36cdec43ac7ab3e2a8cd5656148036…)

>>757438
Tried it and they were able to detect the VPN, sadly.

>>757439
Yeah, their app is just for the browser, I can't use with the Netflix app lol

>>757448
I'm not american and my country's economy is absolutely shit so that would be a big splurge for me

I jus wanna watch movies without having to download a thousand torrents (especially considering that my SD memory card just got corrupted) gaahhh help nonas

No. 757489

>>757484
go to reddit plr4cy megathread and search

No. 757491

>>757484
I love being called a nona

No. 757507

>>757484
Why the fuck are there french fries on that pizza? What the fuck is wrong with people?

No. 757509

>>757507
No cheese

No. 757514

>>757509
I don't like cheeseless pizzas because they have this problem of toppings falling off so it's not as convenient to eat as a cheese pizza. Cheese usually keeps all the toppings stuck to each other and the base.

No. 757516

>>757491
is the term nona from choachan or am i confused

No. 757524

>>757516
You're probably confusing it with noona, right?
Nona is just the romance language way to say nonny

No. 757539

I just discovered that the sunscreen that I've been using expired last year. Well fuck

No. 757543

Why is Pinterest's recommendation system so ass?

No. 757547

My birthday was SO NICE, I keep thanking everyone who was involved in making it such a great day but it was almost two weeks ago now. I can't stop thanking them, I'm still in post-celebration bliss. I'm probably annoying them but I'm still in awe

No. 757556

File: 1615296337960.png (166.1 KB, 286x341, tomoko.png)

I got my left eyebrow into such a nice shape, while my right one barely even grows any hair further than what would be the middle. I've now come to accept my life as anime protagonist.

No. 757566

What did you eat today? I made couscous and broccoli, cauliflower and carrot but the couscous is not as I remember it, I remember it being small spheres, not large bits of cornmeal…
>>757556
That's so cool

No. 757567

why does the threadpic turn me on, it's been a lean christmas at the dragon house

No. 757588

Metformin makes me shit liquid every day and honestly, I like it. Not because it's shit, but because it's refreshing to do that daily. Makes me feel like I'm getting cleaned up on the inside, and like all the junk I ate is leaving. And then I wake up feeling hollow. I can see why people have addictions to laxatives.

No. 757591

>>757589
No, I get email notifications or Meetup every single day. People are still meeting up

No. 757594

>>757591
Anon that previously posted the question, meant for it to go into the stupid questions thread but I guess either would have worked.

But do you mean meetups as video chats or irl meetups?

No. 757596

>>757594
irl meetups, especially drinking and bars as well as going to people's houses for anime nights

No. 757598

>>757596
Those aren't events though, those are regular meetups which is her argument to why conventions and such aren't needed anymore.

No. 757609

>>757484
Instead of torrenting or using a vpn, are you able to use soap2day?

Idk why people do the whole torrenting thing when using one of those sites is easier tbh. I tried to torrent a game once and just gave the fuck up cause of how long and confusing it was

No. 757610

pretty sure my bf's mom hates me because i look like a goblin compared to his ex. his mom will bring her up at the most random times and even bring up her looks but will barely make eye contact or speak to me lol. bf got sick of it and told her his ex didn't even like her very much and she's finally shut up about her.

No. 757611

File: 1615304108701.jpeg (82.08 KB, 720x720, BB516AC4-A659-477E-9049-C06DD6…)

There’s not enough misandry in the world. It should be normalized.

No. 757612

>>757610
Atleast he told his mom off! I'm sorry about that anon

No. 757615

I fucking hate the word valid so much bc of how tumblr appropriated it. No, not everything is valid.

No. 757617

>>757615
ur so valid anon When did that get redtexted?

No. 757618

I'd rather have a really broke and stupid bf if hes tall/cute over a average or ugly man who has his life in order. My priorities are fucked up. I'm 30, when will I stop being so shallow?

No. 757619

>>757611
sigh, i'm trying, anon. I can only try to craft us a better world.

No. 757621

Hi girlies, taken adderall two days in a row to kickstart some weight loss and be productive xoxo love you

No. 757622

>>757618
He can only be broke, stupid, and hot if he’s also nice to you anon. But yeah, I get it. Nothing wrong with that unless they’re actively dragging you down too imo, just realize they’re not like hubby material

No. 757630

I love this man so much

No. 757633

OH god I just remembered the time a few years ago when I was browsing my university's Yik Yak page and I found a post very obviously created by my best friend at the time where she was asking men to give her attention because her boyfriend wasn't holy shit I'm cringing, it was so blatantly obvious it was her because she was mentioning her extremely niche interests and mentioned the obscure video game she was currently playing, obviously guys replied but nobody wanted to talk about her weird weeb hobbies so she just started talking about anal sex for attention despite being a virgin oh god…she probably thought it was fine because she was posting anonymously but anyone who knew her figured out it was her so easily…we don't talk anymore but I was so close to sending her screenshots and saying bitch please love yourself

No. 757637

File: 1615308152602.jpg (17.26 KB, 180x320, 180px-NL_Kinopio-kun_Drawing.j…)

Came to the realization I have social anxiety nothing new

No. 757642

>>757615
>No, not everything is valid.
The rule goes like this: the more someone needs/wants/requires to be told they're valid, the less valid they are.
Chris-chan is the perfect example of that. When he told the world that he's a virgin with rage, he neither needed nor wanted anyone to affirm that. He knew it, we knew it, probably every woman that he passed by knew it as well. But now that he decided he's a Brave and Stunning Christine Chandler, he needs all the 'ur so valid uwu' he can get. Because deep down, he knows he's no Christine at all. Just the same smelly incel that he's always been.

No. 757646

File: 1615308990010.gif (108.65 KB, 259x194, perfection.gif)

I think I have a crush on someone I have never spoken to

No. 757649

My dumb rambling of the day

I don’t understand how anyone can (or wants to) treat someone differently because of their race, gender, education, etc. Not everyone is college educated, and even if they are maybe they don’t understand how a process works. I go out of my way to adjust my language/explanations to fit the needs of the person I’m speaking with. I don’t have a lot of patience usually, especially with coworkers or highly educated people who behave poorly. If you’re overwhelmed you should step away, don’t treat someone else poorly because you’re stressed out. You’re just perpetuating the chaos

No. 757651

>>757649
I agree anon especially
>I go out of my way to adjust my language/explanations to fit the needs of the person I’m speaking with.
I feel like we all kinda subconsciously do this. I actively try not to do it too much when I'm speaking to a child/toddler/baby though. Anyway, if you made this post cause someone was being an asshole to you, I hope your doing alright!

No. 757655

File: 1615310099904.jpg (133.91 KB, 469x640, 1438122737529.jpg)

Does anyone else use a straightener/iron and one side of their hair is perfect but the other is worse? I'm not as dexterous to do my right side so it always looks so flat if I don't pay extra attention.

No. 757657

I can't believe we as humans have the power to change the environment, nature and climate around us, but we still decide to do shit like building mountains of peanut butter in forests for wild animals to eat

No. 757659

>>757657
Was it that idiot scrote who didn't know that touching his trail camera with his peanut butter hands makes animals want to destroy it?

No. 757662

Ever since I started eating less meat I noticed that my pee smells less

No. 757683

>>757662
My roommate eats protein powder and a shitton of meat, his bathroom trips are so deadly we've resorted to cracking open windows.

No. 757685

>>757662
Red meat makes you smell bad all over. Honestly chicken too, fish not so much I think

No. 757707

2013-2015 were such good years for music wow. I mean, I still like music now, and music before those times, but something about 2013-2015 music just hits different.

No. 757733

File: 1615316254359.jpg (42.71 KB, 750x733, 68153bf56a6dafcf88a40cbf1ddf48…)

I've spent the last few days going over my college's freshman instagram, submit a photo of yourself along with a small text on if you're looking for friends or roommates, out of bordem and just judging people. There is an insane amount of photoshoping and and filters in some of the posts even when the goal of the account is you want meet the person irl.
The weirdest post is the dude who sent in a picture of him in a cheap toga under a waterfall. I have no idea what aspect of himself he was trying to get across

No. 757740

I can't stop listening to love songs and imagining cute scenarios. Help
I know this isn't /m/ but does anyone have any love song recommendations

No. 757748

>>757588
god i feel like the only person here who hates liquid shits. your ass doesn't hurt afterwards? you don't feel lightheaded or anything? you're not scared of shitting your pants next time? is my body broken?

No. 757750

>>756842
To all the nonnies who asked who she is: it’s Christine Quinn from Selling Sunset

No. 757751

For some reason the lines from Macbeth’s witches keep repeating themselves in my head and I like it. Hurlyburly is really fun to say, especially in a Scottish accent.

No. 757752

I always thought that lady on the instrumentals of Tyler the Creator's Tamale was speaking spanish, but I just googled it and she's just speaking english? Also she is apparently Demi Moore's daughter

No. 757755

>>757748
The only thing I don't like about liquid shits is they make my asshole burn. literally. I like that they seamlessly come out, but I do feel tired after one. Anyway, I feel like a weirdo talking about my dumps like this

No. 757757

File: 1615318312410.png (212.16 KB, 500x310, 41rv1m.png)

I'm sending a telepathic message to my lab partner. You're sitting across from me. I'm wearing a yellow dress. Can you hear me? Do you use lolcow too? Please respond.

No. 757796

>>757757
yes i do anon. nice dress by the way

No. 757801

File: 1615321014167.jpeg (234.25 KB, 750x544, C3E9C2BF-54DB-4356-AC2C-AEA4BC…)

Me, 17, studying this poem in college: ew cringe
Me, 27, randomly thinking about it in the shower: wow John Donne based bush lover

No. 757805

>>757801
Ew cringe tho

No. 757808

>>757181
I will try to!

No. 757819

File: 1615322611713.jpeg (101.62 KB, 883x1080, 873024D8-46A0-4BF9-9799-64E207…)

some ugly actor who is now seen as attractive because of the massive platform he’s been given is now a lolcow favorite, but if a physically unattractive woman were ever to be given the same spotlight and opportunities like adam driver anons would bully her, her weight, and her existence.
ironic that we manhate here (thank god we do) but the ugliest scrote that look like shayna’s melting butt pimple in cia mind control visual motion pictures gets a dedicated thread

quite sad(driversperging outside of the thread in /m/)

No. 757825

>>757819
is this image photoshopped?

No. 757826

>>757819
Sarah Paulson is pretty ugly imo but people stan her

No. 757832

>>757819
You're right and you should say it.

No. 757834

>>757819
Seethe more

No. 757836

File: 1615323838063.jpeg (73.9 KB, 1067x1098, 1610135608530.jpeg)

>>757819
Eh a lot of people here and otherwise think Adam is ugly as sin still, and he doesn't even do "heart throb" characters anyway. In HBO Girls they call him ugly more than once.
It's all subjective anyway

>>757825
Why photoshopped?
It's an Oriental Shorthair cat.

No. 757843

>>757826
She isn't though, she looks pretty good. Lena Dunham is ugly and she gets shit on all the time. And though she might deserve some of it for being a shitty person, most of it is just scrotes crying "lol ugly" or "lol fat" with no regard as to what she has actually done that is worthy of criticism.
The most shit she got was to date was for pairing herself with Colin Firth in an episode of Girls because "she doesn't deserve him" and "she's too fat and ugly for him", a man several decades her senior. Ironically, the point of the whole episode was to call out male producers for casting beautiful women to be love interests of older, ugly ass men.

No. 757850

>>757836
I hope stache gets better, I love the Hobbikats

No. 757852

>>757843
Make a Lena Dunham simping thread though, I don't care

No. 757856

>>757850
Stache looks like Freddy Mercury, he's so cute
Hope he gets better too, I love their honking

No. 757863

File: 1615325175995.png (569.53 KB, 623x1080, 03-07-21_2-32-49 PM.png)

this is the cutest sim I've ever made
kind of gay for her

No. 757868

File: 1615325777680.png (Spoiler Image,298.91 KB, 1280x800, 1.png)

>>757863
She's so cute! Mind linking to the shirt? Pic rel is one of my favs I think I may have posted her before? Whatever

No. 757873

File: 1615326433706.png (229.81 KB, 500x375, for anon.png)

>>757868
omg I remember being an alpha user lol

and sure, it's by trillyke they make great maxis match clothes

https://trillyke.tumblr.com/post/643111725919617024/happy-bodysuit-valentines-day-gift-i-had-no

No. 757879

i got drunk and uninstalled ts4 from my laptop. i also deleted my EA folder with all the CC i've been saving for months and saves i've been playing for a while. all because i was too addicted. why am i like this

No. 757881

>>757836
Ah I see, I wasn't familiar with this breed. I just thought it had really…unusual features

No. 757883

Imagine being almost 30 and doing this on a daily basis. So fucking sad

No. 757887

>>757881
They are very unusual tbh but also super cute! They love talking (honking)

No. 757894

>>757887
OMG haha I didn't expect such a high-pitched meow!! For some reason I thought they would have that scratchy, chainsmoker voice that Siamese cats have

No. 757910

>>757883
Imagine being so deep into making money off the internet that you can't reserve any dignity for yourself and need to carry on pimping yourself with pandering videos or else you'll be forced to get an actual job where it's likely you'll take an extreme cut in income and won't be able to maintain the quality of life that adbucks artificially accustomed you to which might as well be torture.

No. 757939

File: 1615331067884.gif (361.99 KB, 220x140, 1612909033029.gif)

>>757819
The irony of this ban is sending me

No. 757944

sims anon please show us more sims

No. 757947

>>757939
I'm pretty sure if anon posted that in the driver thread so would've got a rule 7 ban, so no winning either way lmaoo

No. 757948

>>757910

her family is loaded, the money isn't going to run out anytime soon

No. 757951

>>757852
And nobody asked you to. Sit down.

No. 757953

>>757819
KEK a well deserved ban

No. 757956

>>757910
>>757948
She will literally die before she would have to take on any kind of adult responsibility

No. 757973

Still pissed at the anon who claimed that spending tons on a degree that you don't use for your career is okay for new learnings sake and that taking an inexpensive class is just evil instant gratification just because they wanted to be a contriain to a sex worker

No. 757978

>>757973
Idek who you're talking about, but pls not this shit again

No. 757987

File: 1615334647986.jpg (84.29 KB, 799x768, 1605637005195.jpg)

I'm trying to bake a keto peanut bread
Pray for me cause I am usually an awful baker but I just wanna eat a sandwich

No. 757988

>>757978
Yee but it's stupid and it just bothered me lol. I swear some anons will say literally anything to infight

No. 758005

was watching porn earlier and the intro was a milf landlord fighting with her tenant. then she confesses her love to her and says "i was afraid to make a move. you know, it's the me too era…" then they fuck?? i was so confused. closed the tab and walked away.

No. 758009

>>758005
it's dumb porn pandering to scrotes what did you expect? Dialogue written by Shakespeare?

No. 758014

>>758005
Kek this is why I only watch gay porn. "Brain too small to figure out how to approach woman without being a creeper exhibitionist, can only wave bare dick around to signal interest."

No. 758015

>>758009
I’m heavily convinced Shakespeare was a woman

No. 758017

>>758015
Same, Shakespeare was 100% a woman.

No. 758018

>>758009
I would love a porn movie with an intricate plot in which everyone talks like a Shakespearean character.

No. 758019

I hate when I have a bad feeling in my stomach out of nowhere
I hope nothing bad happens

No. 758027

>>758015
Why do you believe it bonny?

No. 758054

File: 1615341510047.jpeg (60.1 KB, 279x272, 1613720320327.jpeg)

whats up with the anons talking about D?

No. 758055

I want a McDonald's ice cream so baaaad but someone else's driving me home and I'm too drunk to drive and I'd feel bad asking

No. 758057

>>758055
Tell them you need it for your hangover. You can pay them back in the morning

No. 758060

>>758054
D?
The Donald? Dick? Dumbledore? Daddy doms? Driver?

No. 758063

>>758054
Sometimes lolcow gets horny I have noticed

No. 758068

I forgot I was still in Johnny Craigs discord I haven’t followed them since he started streaming, I assume he stopped lol

No. 758072

I am never gonna lick or touch an ass hole!

No. 758073

>>758072
you're touching your own asshole rn because it's attached to you, nonny

No. 758077

File: 1615343142746.jpg (Spoiler Image,9.85 KB, 480x360, L1v7hX7.jpg)

I have gotten into a rabbit hole of this sort of pictures.

The pastel Sanrio ones make me cringe but the ones like pic related are actually kind of fascinating to me, makes me feel like if I am in a horror movie or something, lowkey inspires me to write some horror stuff.

No. 758084

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No. 758092

File: 1615344326807.jpeg (245.75 KB, 697x733, 8FA27CE5-DAE3-4F39-A484-A17ACC…)

why are you actually so hot, you are literally just a bunch of lines and squiggles

No. 758094

Watching videos about giving up your phone/social media and it’s so tempting. Probably the main reason I couldn’t give up my phone is the Maps app, I have no sense of direction and that app has saved my ass afew times. Plus having my phone to buy tickets and stuff in emergencies/last minute has also been a life saver.
I think the best thing I can do for now is just delete my social media apps, and try and put a conscious effort into not scrolling anymore. Should probably start with lolcow kek

No. 758095

I want Lori and Moo to duke it over who's the best waifu via passive aggressive posts in their best Saber cosplay.

No. 758100

>>758094
delete all social media, and only use the phone for things that are useful

No. 758102

Not really into Attack on Titan, but I have this weird thing about lurking in fandoms just to watch them all blow up when the series ends. I did the same thing with Game of Thrones and I can’t wait for the final chapter of AoT to come out so I can sit back and lol when they all inevitably freakout because they didn’t get the ending they wanted.

No. 758110

I remember the days when I used to come home and my dog would be so excited, her entire butt wiggling as she ran around me excitedly greeting me when I came home. Now I come home and she's either still sleeping, or she will just be sitting there and slowly walks over to cuddle with me. She's an old soul and I love her so much. I'm a little sad I won't ever get the days of her little excited butt wiggles again, but whenever we cuddle when I come home, I try to burn every single one of those moments into my mind for when the day comes that I come home and she's won't be there to greet me at all.

No. 758117

File: 1615347694897.jpeg (14.33 KB, 236x316, images (17).jpeg)

To the nonnies that play AIdungeon:

Is there a way to stop the AI from ending their part with a line from my character? I find it so awkward. I either redo the whole thing or just rewrite what they wrote lol

I don't mind they giving my character lines in general, just as long as it isn't the last one.

No. 758157

File: 1615350033917.jpeg (260.18 KB, 749x934, 3C79D24B-CA01-43C3-B2AE-0B1D91…)

doesn’t anyone else like close their eyes at night and sees a bunch of weird cryptic imagery and text it freaks me out

No. 758171

spoiler for poop talk last night I had a stomachache that went away, but after it went away I just kept pooping straight up liquid. I had to go like 3-4 times before it finally stopped after taking some pepto bismol. I haven't had any stomachaches today, just some very very slight discomfort and can't poop even though I feel like I want to!!! Please digestive track, just go back to normal…

No. 758177

File: 1615353329215.jpg (88.71 KB, 735x826, 72c94730808db5edad3fed176be3fa…)

Manifesting right now that all of my dear manifesting anons are getting what they wanted the most and manifested for it. Love you all my nonettes

No. 758182

>>758157
When I close my eyes before sleeping, I always see like multicolored squiggly lines but, it's kinda faded.

No. 758186

>>758182
Those might be floaties/floaters. I only see them when my eyes are open tbh

No. 758188

You know… its funny how we look back on ancient cultures or other ones today and see their religions/rites as silly. "How did anyone believe that?!" then today we have atheists willingly believing things like astrology, divination, manifestation (no judgment to above anon just noticing), etc. Not judging these beliefs but noticing how humans seem to always do this one way or another. Maybe it confirms there's something valuable to some part of it.

No. 758189

>>758177
Thanks anon ♥

No. 758190

>>758188
>no judgment to above anon just noticing
No offense taken, anon! I mostly do it because it makes me feel good and unironically more grateful for what I already have.
I am also manifesting you a lovely evening or the equivalent for your part of the globe

No. 758192

>>758190
Aah thank you! I'm glad to hear it helps you and that helps me understand how. And that yoy aren't offended. Even though I don't try to manifest I wish the same to you too and I'll try a little now for you lol, happiness to both of us!

No. 758198

>>758117
I haven't figured out how to configure that specifically but I usually just re edit it, not sure if there's a way to tool it

>>758177
Awww thank u bby I really hope all yours and other anons come true as well

No. 758201

File: 1615355999000.jpg (17.83 KB, 480x492, 4ac5268ffdad1b39dc1a7f2a3bbd2e…)

>buys a tanktop
>3XL for extra oversized comfort
>Arrives
>Wat this is so small? It's not even from an asian brand?
>Still fits, but it's form fitting
>Wtf.png
>Sudden realization that it's actually a children's 3XL

Lmao I am so dumb but at least it still fits

No. 758210

fucking based tranny janny sitting on the gore spammer in the vivadrag thread, that shit's getting sniped in seconds

No. 758211

For some reason that song is really pissing me off. I feel like it’s kinda perverted she’s eating healthy to make her pussy wet?? Call me a pruse or whatever i just wanna say i actually like WAP

> I've been drinking coffee (I've been drinking coffee)

And I've been eating healthy (and I've been eating healthy)
You know I keep it squeaky, yeah (you know I keep it squeaky)
Saving all my energy (yeah, yeah, saving all my energy)

No. 758212

>>758211
WAP is based but I can't take Ariana seriously. Isn't coffee supposed to make your pussy taste worse anyway??

No. 758214

>>758212
That’s exactly what I’m thinking. When i drink lots of coffee my pee smells like it so probably the pussy itself aswell. It’s just so cumbrain-ish

No. 758231

>>758206
Why bother spending time with this retard? He's a scrote and you're former lovers, of course his mind would go to sex. The majority of men are incapable of meaningful friendships, especially with women.

No. 758248

File: 1615365169576.jpg (88.53 KB, 1400x1400, 864141198291f71252ff0196993f5b…)

Everything's going OK for me right now and its like my mind is blank kek

Like I have no drama or resentment towards any of my coworkers, nor my friends, or my ex (and friend).

My job is such that I can forget it soon as I leave. Even within work I can say I don't feel good or I'll straight up say I'll take a longer lunch or I'll leave earlier and it's usually fine. The pay is decent enough that I can afford rent, food and my health insurance. I can also treat myself a little, or save up some.

My weekends are relaxing enough that I feel I had a proper break and refreshed. I don't work on hobbies, but I play on my laptop and go for walks.

I guess I have the pressue that I should find a new place to live within 3 weeks, but I'll just rent an airbnb for a month if that falls through. I'm doing what I can, and I'm not stressed.

The days are just passing me by, but honestly it beats being anxious about all the things I mentioned above. I'm coasting along and everything's OK.

I know there's a level above this, which is improving myself constantly and thriving and being happy but honestly that feels kind of unachievable.

No. 758260

>>758211
I thought the gist of the line was that coffee made her shit more

No. 758308

File: 1615381145483.jpg (101.07 KB, 1080x1064, 1577759036188.jpg)

Just got the top 3 worst news of my life, am upset as shit, post your favorite memes,thank you anons.

No. 758315

>>758308

World’s longest meme

No. 758325

I’m so autistic. Adam Diver or Driver whatever his name is has always looked like shit to me. But because I see people spamming him and talking about how cute he is now I feel compelled to find him attractive. Like I have a mental battle debating myself over how unattractive I find him. Wtf(driversperging)

No. 758328

>>758315
Genuinely thanking you, i love it

No. 758334

>>758308
I’m sorry, queen. See also >>>/m/71129. I forget it exists too often, but it makes me laugh every time.

No. 758343

I've been feeling so frustrated trying to find an audience/community for femgaze art that isn't full of scrotes shitting up the place with their scrote tastes and opinions. I just had a girl privately message me "ugh, men" in solidarity and it honestly really cheered me up. It's the little things

No. 758357

How do people with wide hips and big butts find pants? I have wide hips and a pancake ass and I already struggle to find pants that fit

No. 758359

>>758357
We don’t wear shit without stretch

No. 758361

>>758357
While not the cheapest route, your best option is buying it to fit your hips and then taking in the waist. Tailors are your friends.

No. 758363

>>758357
I cup my buttocks into my jeans like I do with my boobs in my bra.

No. 758365

>>758357
Patiently. A big reason why I just wear dresses/skirts now.

No. 758366

anons i have nowhere to post this so im putting it here, i think i just saw my first lolcow out in the wild! i wasnt wearing my glasses and it was only a glance but im like 85% sure it was them bc they are quite local to me. i feel so autistic for being excited about this

No. 758368

>>758366
who was that?

No. 758370

I'm all caught up with Berserk and now I don't know what to do with my life anymore. I think I'm going through post-series depression.

No. 758374

File: 1615391167142.jpeg (17.37 KB, 480x360, 2AAF54B9-34B0-4DB6-A0CF-0BBAE6…)

God I’m so FOCKIN COLD

No. 758384

Is it just me or has there been a rise of incels and nice guys the last couple of years? Two people my friends know have recently adopted the nice guy logic and we all know it's usually a slippery slope to inceldom. It feels like I've seen more of them on other websites I frequent as well.

No. 758387

>>758384
Yes and they’re getting younger and younger. 11 year old boys talk like scorned thrice divorced middle aged wife beaters when they haven’t even got an Adam’s apple yet, and are still similar height or even shorter than their female peers. Would be funny if it didn’t make me feel so sad for Terri female peers and relatives.

No. 758393

>>758368
ganer from pro ana scumbags. tbh she looks relatively normal irl, just kind of short, but I clocked her from the eyeliner and forehead situation (assuming it was her and not some weirdly similar looking individual)

No. 758395

File: 1615393471695.png (10.06 KB, 225x225, hm.png)

I don't know if I have too much work and should complain or am I just too mentally ill and it's a normal amount of work a healthy person would be able to handle easily.

No. 758396

>>758211
Anon, she's drinking coffee for energy. One line in the chorus is literally "can we stay up all night, fuck me till the day light"

No. 758398

>>758334
The best thread honestly, thank you queen

No. 758399

>>758396
I read somewhere that she meant she's been drinking coffee for anorectal violence reasons. Many interpretations going around.

No. 758420

>>758396
I think this one is how people are supposed to get it while >>758399 anorectal violence is for those that are gonna get it

No. 758423

I started a painting of a naked man from behind (it's not sexual at all I swear) and I was happy with it but now I'm so ashamed to paint it, because when I finish it where do I display it? Everyone will just make weird comments about his grey butt

No. 758430

>>758384
scrotes who sadly haven’t been eliminated from the gene pool

No. 758433

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>>758423
Anon, Mr Peanutbutter displayed male butts everywhere in his home and wasn't ashamed. And he is actually a big Hollywoo star. Why would you, a literal nobody, be ashamed of that? Take his example.

No. 758437

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Do any other artists here get scared that if they try to draw something, they will just end up subconsciously copying another drawing? I wanted to draw a cow from ref, but I was like "what if you just copy those other cow drawings you saw". Why won't my brain just let me draw something different for a change

Sidenote, my pinterest page is so fucking perfect right now. It's full of 70's people/magazines, mushrooms, plants, animal pics, nail art, makeup and fashion. The only thing left is to make them show me more 70s interior design pics

No. 758443

>>758437
I know exactly what you mean anon. I feel that all the time. Other times I might finish a work, and I’ll feel proud, then slowly freak out thinking it looks too much like it copied a specific work I’ve seen before. I don’t really have any concrete advice other than to be confident that your personal style will shine through; at least that’s what I tell myself kek.

No. 758447

>>758433
Thank you, that's really inspiring. The composition on that purple painting is just sublime

No. 758450

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I getting scared of adulthood again. I wanna be mediocre and happy let me stay myself like that.

No. 758453

>>758450
Same. I just want to live a simple life.

No. 758464

Bro fuck my dad for giving me eczema

No. 758477

This is so childish but i just saw my internet crush posted more photos of herself and I'm having heart palpitations. I don't even want to look at them. Is it normal to be this happy? Oh my god I need to go outside

No. 758494

>>758477
That’s sweet but go outside or do something about it

No. 758499

I love the tranny nanny meme kek
Even if we don't have any tranny mods, I just think it's super funny

No. 758507

I asked sanic if I should buy fries from maccas and he told me suffering would await me if I did so I didn't, and then my dad came home with burger king. Thank you sanic.

No. 758510

>>758005
My favorite weird scrote-pandering lesbian porn is one where a "stepmom" needs her "stepdaughter" (who looks not much younger than her) to help her get a stuck dildo out of her vagina. The concept is the cringe one would expect from male-targeted lesbian porn but the acting fucking killed me, the younger woman was like wrist deep in the older woman, vigorously fisting her and going "Idk I can't find it. Does it feel like a vagina because that's all I feel" while the older woman is making whale noises in "pleasure".

>mom is screaming in orgasm

>"why are you yelling at me?"

No. 758520

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No. 758523

>>758510
this sounds so awful yet so hilarious and I want to watch it just for the horror kek

No. 758524

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im really starting to see that heterosexuality only exists in myths and fairy tales, the only way it can be executed perfectly

it looks so awkward to me seeing heterosexual couples in movies, tv, it just looks so weird and unnatural to me

No. 758526

>>758524
Please tell me which cartoon this character is from, is it winx, it looks so familliar but I don't know it

No. 758527

>>758526
it’s sexy hawt prince phobos from witch (someone kill me for typing that)
he sort of looks like sephiroth

No. 758528

>>758510
imagine if the world was ran by women, imagine how beautiful and porn-free it would be

No. 758530

>>758527
Thank you, my second guess was witch. I miss them so much, my favorite was Cornelia, I always wanted to be her because she could grow plants and had long blonde hair

No. 758532

>>758528
every single day i curse the moment moids evolved to be stronger than us

No. 758533

>>758530
I wish it would come back and not in shitty live action form

No. 758535

>>758524
Men should be kept around for procreation only (and no men with garbage genes)

They can fuck off and be gay with eachother while we enjoy our female utopia.

No. 758537

File: 1615406737798.gif (1.67 MB, 450x330, DC958609-9F0A-4EB6-B013-4273D1…)

I’m going to make an entire book of all the fanfics I love so if they ever disappear off the internet I’ll still have them
Then I’m going to read it in coffee shops and pretend to be an intellectual

No. 758538

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>join some fucking discord to ask for help with jailbreaking a game console
>ask simple question
>resident discord moids start making fun of my question and treating me like im retarded for no reason
I eventually figured it out but why respond if you're not gonna be helpful in a help/support channel, christ.

No. 758541

Can someone tell my why 1.seungris still has fan girls and 2. Why those fangirls made a hashtag trend on Twitter I honestly hate stans so much

No. 758544

>>758541
Seungri still has fans cause, once teenage girls start simping for a musician they are diehard and believe he can do no wrong. For some reason this is especially true for kpop fans

No. 758548

>>758541
My info is old, but when the scandal happened, a lot of seemingly mature/older bigbang stans went apeshit with their OT5 OR BUST!!!!! OT5 FORVER!!! rhetoric. They are still supporting him (the least talented member of them all kek), because they can't handle the thought of their favourite group actually disbanding. fans care more about the image and legacy of bigbang than what seungri did

No. 758556

>>758537
I legit know someone that had printed and book binded professionally her favorite Drarry fanfic. It ended up with 4 books if I am not mistaken - but I don't know how many pages each book had.

No. 758562

>>758556
As much as I hate Drarry you got to admire the dedication. What aBougie fujie.
My fandoms old and half the fics are on archived webpages. When the way back machine dies I’ll be toast.

No. 758599

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DADDY FUCK ME DADDY FUCK ME DADDY

No. 758600

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I have a really good picture idea for the dumb bitch meme thread can't wait to not be lazy

No. 758602

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What is a terf’s favorite tv show?
Peaky Blinders

No. 758608

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Happy Mar10 day nonnies

No. 758611

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>>758602
cringe from what you said aside, whoever played this piece of shit looks so fucking hot why do they make these misogynistic assholes so damn sexy?

No. 758614

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What's stopping me from going undercover as a minor on discord to catch some predators to expose?

No. 758616

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bitches im srsly Down bad now YALL SEE THIS PIECE OF ASS?

No. 758618

>>758611
Respectfully, jealousy is a disease get well b. i havent watched the show i just was browsing the troon thread

No. 758623

>>758608
HAPPY MAR10 DAY WAHOOO

No. 758630

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I know it has been said to death, but fuck it.
The non gossip boards are so much better than the main ones (even /g/)
Especially since mid 2020 or so, due to the pandemic most cows got too boring, too depressing or both.
All of you are way funnier, more engaging and more interesting than them in all capacities.
Love you bitches

No. 758634

>>758630
thank you gurl

No. 758637

>>758599
wish i could erase some posts

No. 758638

>>758599
W-who?

No. 758642

I started new social media pages for my art, and I'm actually pretty excited. Wish me luck!

No. 758649

My sister wrote her idiot boyfriends' entire assigment on fucking sex positions of all things. I just don't get why he couldn't make that himself. Especially since my sister has an assigment due soon herself.

No. 758652

>>758638
c-carl jung

No. 758655

>>758649
…what's the context for an assignment on sex positions…

No. 758664

>>758655
They could write basically about anything they wanted to, and this scrote decided sex positions is a good topic

No. 758673

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>>758642
Good luck!
>>758630
I only browse the off topic boards, I love it; I learn lots of new things from anons and their stories and experiences, I can't get that sort of information and interaction anywhere else. Thank you anons for everything
Also I don't play animal crossing but this is my favorite image on my computer. I want to be like this koala sitting happily in her home after playing with friends, reading a book.

No. 758677

>>758673
Her name is Melba, she is very cute anon. You should play ac

No. 758682

I'm not diabetic, I'm pancreaticly-challenged

No. 758690

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No. 758705

I saw this video so long ago, and I still want to know how the fuck he did this

No. 758709

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kek the seething racist britfags in the royal thread has me rolling, they rather defend their pure and epic fake royalty than improving their terrible country

female brits act like aggressive males

No. 758711

I have a hunch internet historian is asian

No. 758713

>>758709
Go say that in the correct thread then, retard.

No. 758714

>>758709
Brits are inbred. Just look at them. Pretty sure aggression and mental illness are traits associated with inbreeding(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE)

No. 758715

>>757153
damn i want a neighbor like this.

No. 758716

>>758705
Catch the fly, put it in the fridge for a few minutes so that it freezes up (because it's an insect, not because it dieded) and then put the string around it

No. 758717

>>758709
If you are American, you have a cheek to call the uk a terrible country kek!! If you aren’t American, then I’ll let you off.

No. 758719

>>758709
Why do you stereotype women? Like, there's a particular mould women should fit? A woman can be aggressive and shouldn't be ridiculed for it. In fact, if a lot more women expressed aggression, they would have a better chance of being taken seriously by and treated with respect by men/ scrotes because they would know they aren't to be fucked with. A woman should express her feminine and masculine energy, it's balance. Bitch energy is something to be proud of. Sorry you're pathetic and have no fire. Sad.

No. 758720

>>758719
Nta, but damn how did you read that far into it? I'm pretty sure the aggression (aka the racist trolls in that thread) in this case isn't something to be admired

No. 758723

>>758719
She’s probably got a very Sandy asscrack, if you catch my drift. Or maybe Eastern European. Comes from a country of meek women, who happen to still have moustaches and beards somehow, yet calls other women “manly” for standing up for themselves.

No. 758724

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No. 758725

>>758713
Why are you so bothered?

No. 758728

>>757566
there are two types of couscous, israeli/pearl couscous (the little balls) and Moroccan couscous (the cornmeal-like stuff). Israeli is sooo much better imo.
>>757434
try setupvpn!

No. 758729

>>758714
I always wondered why there are so many psychiatrist offices in my area but then I found out that every old family in my town is basically related to each other and a lot of them have schizophrenia kek

No. 758730

>>758728
Holy shit anon, I was JUST thinking of the VPN thing again with this thread open (cause soon I'm gonna watch a movie) and your post just popped up. Even if it doesn't work for me ily for responding/trying to help

No. 758731

>>758725
Because the kimKfag is being a cowardly ballsack posting here instead of in said royalfag thread which her remarks relate to, in order to avoid confrontation.

No. 758733

>>758731
She’s upset because she got called a nigger after relentlessly sperging about mean ol inbred English wahmen kek(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE)

No. 758736

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I'm not the biggest fan of fast food chains, only eating there few times a year, but I still miss this fucking thing from KFC, it was in my country only for a few months around 2010 … probably overhyping it in my head out of nostalgia but I remember it being so good and nothing came close to it after… tragic

No. 758740

>>758736
Oh no, you're right, they were tasty as hell
KFC and Taco Bell are the same company, here in America, they released that as a taco bell item and that chicken was juicy and delicious
I wanna say 2015ish

No. 758741

>>758740
Oh wow, TIL, had no idea Taco Bell is not it's own thing.
Glad I'm not the only one remembering this.

No. 758745

>>758741
>>758740
nta, they're also Pizza Hut

No. 758750

>>758741
Nta, but Taco Bell and KFC are different restaurants, they're just under the same organization

No. 758754

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>>758750
that's the same shit
yes, they are obviously literally different restaurants

No. 758757

found Elle Fanning's rival

No. 758763

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>>756481
This makes me want to die lmao

No. 758764

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>>758736
I miss the KenTacoHut they use to have by my work. RIP the king of all fast food establishments

No. 758767

>>758736
just make it at home anon lol

No. 758770

>>756437
Sunk cost fallacy. Both have spent so much time and effort in their long term relationship they stay together out of fear they wasted their time and energy and did it all for nothing.They get pressured into getting married to follow societal norms and then usually realize they stopped loving each other a long time ago. It’s stupid as hell and happens all the time.

No. 758775

>>758767
I tried making similar thing ofc! But these fast food always have some stupid secret recipes that make "homemade fast food" never come close in taste really.

No. 758781

>>758775
The secret is low wage miserable worker's tears

No. 758783

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Gus anon is right and a genius

No. 758789

>>758783
Ooh, did you follow The Gus Method™ and got results? Please share!

No. 758791

>>758783
>>758789
I blinked for a second there, what was this?

No. 758796

>>758783
tell me what's happening what what what who's the gus anon lmao

context pls

No. 758797

Lowkey wish Brittany Venti would come out as a terf already. But she can't afford to hammer that final nail in her careers coffin kek

No. 758798

>>758791
couple months ago an autistic girl said she has better luck functioning in society/work/school/relationships by secretly larping as Gus Fring from Breaking Bad, some people really latched on to her teachings

No. 758800

>>758798
nta
We don't know for sure she's autistic, she could just be weird
And even if she is, she's still a genius

No. 758801

I don't want to be seen right now but I do want to be flirted with.

No. 758803

>>758798
And what exactly is that?
Being sociopathic?

No. 758805

>>758803
just browse lolcow's own caps thread(s)

No. 758806

>>758803
iirc, she acts like a spooky business man, but I'm not following the story closely

No. 758807

>>758803
>And what exactly
ew, what are you, a snotty teacher lady?
nta and I don't know what any of you are talking about, that's just a gross way to talk lmfao

No. 758810

>>758807
this is such a nitpick calm down

No. 758811

>>758810
this is the dumbass shit thread, anon
we're allowed to do this here

No. 758813

Your ass isn't clean unless you spread your cheeks open and let the water run down it.

No. 758814

>>758807
Ewwwwww talking like an adult is so icky and gross

No. 758816

>>758807
What a bizarre bone to pick
Not everyone is american or underaged

No. 758818

>>758814
>>758816
Damn, I didn't wanna hurt any feelings, but you deserve a heads up that you sound like a cunt when you literally say
>And what exactly
That's a cunty phrase
Sorry

No. 758820

>>758818
you are not wrong, but you are going to get a lot of angry (you)s for saying it

No. 758821

>>758818
we have a bunch of literal children itt

No. 758825

>>758803
autistic people show no innate, original or organic emotions so they have to copy what they see from others like little children, it’s pretty freaky especially for autists who aren’t given special attention or decent emotional outlets, they are literally just built as cardboard humans

No. 758827

>>758807
Why would you even get mad over this…

No. 758831

>>758825
please don't ruin gusanon because some rando was a bitch, I'm begging you, she never even said she was autistic in any of the posts

No. 758832

>>758831
i know anon but to be fair gus was admirable as a character for his cold intelligence but as a human being in all faculties? gus anon really needs to find more honorable people to parrot, not
some moid that thankfully got owned by walter lmfao

No. 758833

>>758831
I'm
>>758798
I regret saying she was autistic, I was just being hyperbolic, I don't want to take you lolcow crush away

No. 758836

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>>758832
I never said she was perfect, but she doesn't deserve this…

No. 758839

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Does anyone even find this website useful? I’m not going to lie the people who like using this website are ultra sensitive and can’t separate reality from fiction. It’s not real animal deaths or suffering, they put so much focus into cartoonish PG simulation of violence towards animals and heckin cute pupperino but not crazy zoophile furries or indian scrotes breaking a puppy’s limb to play savior with it

No. 758843

>>758836
I still don't know who tf you're talking about, but sorry people are mad at her because of me, oops
Genuinely did not expect that one, I thought it would just derail

No. 758844

>>758789
results? maybe, as in frequent and quick texts back (if I even reply to them) and a whole lotta interest in what I'm doing/thinking. I don't fuck with scrotes usually but its interesting seeing the difference when you distance yourself and lowkey troll for fun. I already did similar shenanigans before, and do not date seriously.

>be vague as possible (I have a unique accent and refuse to reveal the origin, dance around the questions

>almost never make time for him, accept every other date at most and leave abruptly and with a strange premise
>when returning to him from bathroom or whatever, walk slowly while pretending to hang up the phone, maintaining eye contact with him
>talk about my business vaguely and extremely seriously (I actually do have one), while putting off details for another date but never actually disclosing anything
>one particularly annoying scrote once made a joke that even though I do martial arts and other training that he could still kidnap/kill me easily if he really wanted to. I quietly responded "yes, but you would be returned to your next of kin in seven pieces"
>fuck with fake gps apps and post snaps with random as fuck location tags with no explanation
>body language wise I "release" all smiles slowly and then reset to a neutral expression. keep arms symmetrical and at sides/on the table with interlocking fingers, sitting alert

I've long since given up on dating for love so using it as an entertainment source is pretty much the only way to motivate me to even go out to see these men

No. 758847

>>758839
I use it often. My taste in movies tends toward the violent, but even the hint of fictional harm to animals disturbs me in a way that I can barely handle. There are certain types of violence to humans that I won't watch even in fictional form, either. I like having a website where I can look this stuff up and know what to avoid.

No. 758849

>>758844
Absolute queen

No. 758852

>>758844
This is the kind of story I was hoping for, god bless

No. 758854

>>758844
You're a queen for this, but I hope you don't do this shit around your friends

No. 758856

>>758854
nta, but I also follow gusanon's learnings and scrotes aren't friends lol

No. 758857

>>758856
Ok? I'm talking about whoever anon considers to be her friend

No. 758859

>>758857
sorry, it was just a joke

No. 758866

>>758844
ah yes, the classic scrote “Even though you’re smarter than me and have some kind of strength, I will still emphasize that I can kill/rape you because of my male fragility and need for pathetic dominance”

Chop off his penis and feed it to him

No. 758911

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I want some cute nerdy mugs to drink lattes and watch movies

No. 758940

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Got my first covid shot, can't wait to have drinking parties again on my patio

No. 758946

>>758940
Ah, it's the mayor

No. 758952

>>757135
i wanna punch him in the fucking gut. how annoying is his stupid posing and his shirts are literally basic as fuck.

No. 758957

>>758911
omfg I've actually seen these mugs irl and they're cute

No. 758964

>>758957
Send them to me anon pretty please

No. 758966

>>758964
they look like the hallmark branded ones, the r2 and the bb8 make sound
https://www.hallmark.com/search?q=Star+Wars+mug&oq=Star+Wars+mug
if you're not an amerifag or canadian I'm not sure they have stores outside of NA unless you can find them on Amazon or eBay

No. 758971

I wish we would play games like never have i ever or truth or dare on Lolcow. kek

No. 758974

Anyone have a word or phrase they mentally repeat whenever they wanna get past an unpleasant/intrusive thought? I don't know how I got here but mine is "chimichanga"

No. 758977

>>758971
Truth or dare anon?

No. 758979

I hate the way men think women taking about each other means “women hate each other” and fail to consider that maybe men are just boring? And no one even cares enough to talk about them.

No. 758981

Do you have ages that you for some reason have decided in your head are “fun” ages based of nothing? I really want to be 26 or 32.

No. 758983

>>758981
26 sucks, I'll let you know eventually if 32 is better

No. 758991

>>758981
3. Whenever I look at a three year old they look like they're having the time of their life. I want that.

No. 758992

>>758974
I’m gonna try this, I have at least 6 or more a day.
Gonna say “tombombadillo”
Thanks anon

No. 758995

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Why does waifubait exist and not husbandobait? I want an anime just with cute anime guys with loads of fanservice, just made for visual appeal.

No. 758996

>>758991
I agree with you actually. I only really feel it for ages I haven’t experienced yet but every 3 year old does seem to be having a great time.

No. 758997

>>758995
You just described Free

No. 759002

>>758992
Nice choice, good luck and I hope you get dat head empty anon

No. 759009

>>758995
Have you ever heard of sports animes anon?

No. 759016

Randomly had this memory from childhood where whenever I was reading a book for my own enjoyment, my mother would ask me if that was a textbook (even if it was obviously not) and if I was studying, 'right?'. It left me with the impression that hobbies should be kept hidden, and if something is not objectively useful than it should not be pursued at all

No. 759018

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Sometimes I think of an anon (I'm pretty sure it was here at lolcow) that said she worked for something movie related (PR? Staff? MUA?) and she said that ScarJo was cute IRL but not amazingly beautiful, and that she was stuck up/divaish and looked kinda dumpy in the wrong outfits cause she was short and voluptuous. It was like back in 2015 I think.
I don't know if that was a fanfic or not but I always think of that now when I see ScarJo. It's also basically her character in Hail Ceasar.

Anon, are you still around?

No. 759035

/m/ best board. proving time and time again that women have superior taste. love u all

No. 759038

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>>758966
Oof the ones with different wing shapes are also so cute
But yeah, I am not north american at all.
I am sure that i could find stuff like that here in my country but with a very nasty mark up on top of the exchange rate being absurd.
But thanks for trying! Have some cute r-unit droids

No. 759039

The worst part about turning 30 is everyone claims it's old but it's not, its young. I've got a good 50 years left on this planet, I wish 30 was old so I can get off this fucking ride.

No. 759042

>>758611
What in god's name is going on with that show, there's not a single male character I'm not attracted to in it.
Yes, even Alfie. In fact, especially Alfie

No. 759108

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I am glad that my boyfriend eats basically everything save for bananas for some weird fucking reason because I really love sharing food. Whenever I am eating something delicious I can't not share, it's stronger than me.

No. 759133

>>759108
> save for bananas
It’s because fragile homophobic “straight” men view them as phallic. Not joking. Have had several tell me this

No. 759140

>>759108
Ugh I wish that was me, I hate moids that are picky.

No. 759142

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>>759133
FACT: gay men and straight women eat 100% more bananas than lesbians and straight men.

No. 759143

>>759142
debunked. I'm a bisexual woman and they're just kinda gross, the smell makes me gag.

No. 759147

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Do I have to dox my name in order to open a Gofundme? I want to pretend to be a troon in need

No. 759148

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>>759133
Nah, it's definitely not that, my boyfriend really doesn't care. More than once I've asked him to do "feminine" stuff and he doesn't mind.

>>759143
Yeah, he's kinda like that. He says even the smell make him nauseous. But he ate it more than once out of politeness cause his ex bosses would buy it as a treat for him and the other 2 people at the office kek

He tolerates salted banana chips

>>759140
Hope you'll find a non picky eater for you, nonny!
I also hate picky eaters in general unless there's some underlying condition

No. 759150

>>759147
no lmao, just make up an identity and use a lot of photoshop

also connect your paypal

No. 759151

>>759108
omg you're a dream friend because everyone is so fucking stingy with their food, i've never seen or heard of someone who loves to share food you are godsent anon

No. 759156

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>>759151
Haha thanks anon
I guess it depends a bit from culture to culture, but I had a friend that would literally pride herself in not sharing food (quoting Joey from friends, even) and i always thought that's so bizarre

Let's organize a lolcow banquet meet up and share all the food

No. 759160

>>759156
I want to share food with you and all the other anons that have replied! I can’t not feed people, my pantry and fridge are for my friends more than anything

No. 759163

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Redo of Healer has become my guilty pleasure since I started to both read and watch it and I low-key hate myself for it.
The opening is a fucking bop and I can't get over what an super edgy, overpowered revenge fantasy it is. I swear to god the writer/mangaka would probably have turned into a school shooter if they hadn't turned to anime instead.

No. 759164


No. 759167

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I think I peaked my two best friends last night

No. 759175


No. 759196

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consume makeup get excited for new makeup

No. 759198

My period started a whole ass week early, wtf.

No. 759199

>>759196
I love makeup, but I cannot imagine having 600 palettes. Shit like this is only good to watch in videos. Imagine how much space those take up, and the fact most of them would expire before you even hit pan on all of them? I can't

No. 759201

>>759199
Eyeshadow, because it's a powder, will be usable up to a decade. There are no liquids such as water and it is just a powder so it won't harbour bacteria like anything that's cream-like or liquid.

No. 759203

>>759148
He could be bisexual.

No. 759204

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>eats sugary cinnamon roll from panera
>suddenly feels fucking high

could be placebo but literally every time I eat sugar I honestly feel high

No. 759205

>>759196
look at that plastic crap filled with pore-clogging toxic material kek, seriously we should ban makeup

“I-it’s my choice!” tired of this you don’t get to do anything you want yet our society still gives the impression that we have the choice, makeup is just complete garbage for your skin and self-esteem and image

No. 759220

I read some pwp webtoon because the description seemed like some ridiculous power tripping self insert (and it was). It's not like I needed a reminder of moid's stupidity, especially the porn addicted ones, but it served as one either way, so I'll safely keep my distance and keep laughing at them from afar kek.

No. 759253

>>759167
God, I wish I could do that. My two friends are still on the TWAW shit and one of them happens to be an aiden too, but I'm honestly too scared to even bring it up with them. shigh

No. 759266

A clothing brand I really like is having an 80% sale off their sale items but it’s my new years resolution to not purchase any new clothing… Please give me strength to not buy any clothes nonnies…!!!

No. 759276

>>759266
what brand i need new clothes

No. 759279

>>759276
Ann Taylor!

No. 759282

>>759279
Nta, but damn, they have some cute pieces but I just bought a bunch of clothes so I would feel bad buying more

No. 759302

kpopfags from the other week, the kakaom songs are now returning to Spotify, they came to an agreement, so they're slowly putting up songs that were grayed out

No. 759305

>>759266
Think about all the poor chinese children anon

No. 759313

I genuinely don't get why some people see a (non-aggressive) post on a site like Twitter or here, respond aggressively to it, then act shocked and upset if they get a nasty response back (either from the OP or other people). Keep it in the group chat if you don't want smoke.

No. 759315

>switch to brown bread
>suddenly pooping is much smoother and comfortable
Well, I’ll be damned.

No. 759328

I shut off all the alerts on my phones thanks to my province using them improperly and creating a "cried wolf" scenario. It's always family-custody-kidnappings anyway, and usually cities away from the farthest my phone has ever travelled, so it doesn't make sense. I'm gonna peer out my window and see some kidnapper from a city over three hours away? I had to fucking uninstall files from my phone because they don't allow you to shut off "presidential alerts" (highest alert setting in American terms - has never actually been used to date in my research) but in my country, they send every alert as a Presidential Alert so it overrides any settings. Well fuck you, now my phone is disconnected from even receiving such a signal, and even if it did, it now also lacks the file that would have sent a prompt to my screen. I'm terrible with technology and pissed that this ate into my day just to shut off.
I know in my lifetime I'm not gonna be the hero to some kid's horrific tale of kidnapping because I barely remember my OWN license plate and I don't know car descriptions beyond colour. I think what would solve most of these cases is realizing that allowing someone who would kidnap your child unmonitored visitation is just asking for trouble. But until then, I'm sure we'll have a few more "Dear Zachary"-esque stories.

No. 759333

>>759328
Anon you just made me realise that I think pretty much all alerts here are over the parents fighting over a kid and driving off with one. I always thought it was weird how much detail they had on every aspect of a kidnap or how it was the same sir names. Sure I want all kidnapped people to be rescued but honestly I doubt people pay attention while driving to see a blue (brand) with (jevdj347) plate.

No. 759335

sometimes I wonder if anons in the 'conventionally attractive men' thread are trolling or not

No. 759339

>>759333
You might like the movie Amber Alert, it's a found-footage style horror about what would happen if you actually got an Amber Alert and were behind the car. It has bad ratings but I liked it

No. 759359

>>759163
I’ve been thinking about watching this for the lolz, does he ever forgive anyone who wronged him? I’d hate for some character to be an exception because he fell in love or they ‘changed’
Also surprisingly it was written by a women

No. 759361

>>759147
Based. I wish you luck anon.

No. 759368

>>758995
Unfortunately all shows like that have heavy doses of fujobait because producers seem to think that’s the only thing female consumers want. I’m ok with fujobait but sometimes I just want male fanservice without tropey forced homo ships you know?

No. 759375

walking down the street in yoga pants and a hoodie while its slightly raining and the following interaction happens:

>construction man: looks like you came out and covered the sun on this rainy day!

>me: yeah, probably did
>man: nah thats a good thing!
>me: is it though?
>man: yeah baby!

men are so desperate for female interaction/attention, theyre pulling compliments(?) like this straight from their ass. what does this even mean?!

No. 759377

>>759375
But why did you answer
Never give in to their wishes
Just keep strolling and ignore those motherfuckers

No. 759379

>>759375
I'm confused by both of you. What is that entire conversation

No. 759383

>>759377
I was waiting for the signal (from him) to cross. The intersection was a mess. Felt trapped.

>>759379
Thought he was saying I look depressed or something and I snapped back. Im an idiot.

No. 759385

I'm playing the sims 4 and I've made a retail shop and I have the pop speakers and omg take my hand by charli xcx is playing and she's singing in simlish!!!!

No. 759387

>>759385
I didn't know this was a thing!

No. 759390

>>759315
It's full of fiber, anon.

No. 759428

>>759279
Is this how much clothing is supposed to cost? I've never really bought clothes for myself, so I'm shocked to see these blazers for 130USD and up… The designs are pretty cute tho.

No. 759449

>>759428
It's not, honestly

No. 759453

>>759428
I honestly don't know lol. I mostly shopped at Uniqlo/H&M/F21 and even then I only shopped their sale sections so I've rarely ever paid more than $15 for a single item. Ann Taylor is still fast fashion at the end of the day, but a little nicer. Their suiting collection is pretty pricey and rarely ever goes on sale for more than 50% off. I've only started treating myself to "nicer" brands but the price is always off putting.

No. 759455

>>759375
I speak fag. He means you eclipse the sun like a celestial body. To him you are an angel of the firmament. Then he said yes twice.

No. 759464

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Rihanna was so cute in this shit movie

No. 759478

>>759464
She looks so good in every hairstyle. I miss short hair era Rihanna though lowkey.

No. 759489

>>759453
Ahh anon same here. I would only ever shop clearance for things I didn't need (new tops, leggings, party/going out clothes) and on sale for things I did need (jeans, work outfits). Clothing at full price is ridiculously expensive..

I recently realized I neeeed to buy new clothes for the summer. I've been wearing the same things for years and I'm becoming self conscious about it. I just find shopping annoying because I only buy something if I know I absolutely love it.

One thing I do is think about how much I would pay for that item before looking at the price tag. If it's over, I'll put it back, but if it's within range, I'll try it on to see how flattering it is and decide if I'll buy it from there.

No. 759544

>>759489
I'm forcing myself to not buy any new clothes this year because I get kind of weird about my clothes. I have dumpy casual clothing (tees and leggings) that I wear often and without care, and then I have my much nicer going out/work clothing that I try my best to avoid wearing because it's… nicer clothing. In my mind, the less I wear it, the longer I can keep it looking nice for the few occasions I do wear it, regardless of how cheap I was able to get it for. I only started buying nicer work clothing last year, and I think I have a good amount now, even though I always think I need more and more work pants lol. I don't really want a big wardrobe to begin with, and adding new clothes to my wardrobe usually means it just sits there and doesn't get worn that often, or I wear the hell out of it to still avoid wearing the nicer pieces. The ideal situation here is no new clothing means cycling through all of my clothes, partially to get myself used to wearing nice clothing often, and also to start wearing them down so I'll actually be justified when I buy clothes to replace them down the line.

No. 759551

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I really want this rewriting the code thing to be good, but I feel it's a train wreck waiting to happen. It's a private SM side for woman getting comp sci/IT degrees or in the job market for them for those who don't know. The main problems in it I see is that it's a very easy honey pot for a bored scrote to take advantage of (easy to fake info to get and most info woman have to use to get in is phone, address, private info, etc), full of trannies (haven't seen any yet, but they require pronouns even though the site is woman only), and it'll be another libfem jerk fest. So far it's kind of weird, but it isn't a total trainwreck.

No. 759559

why am i so mean on lolcow? i want to be nice.

No. 759561

>>759464
I just rewatched this recently and 1000% YES

No. 759562

>>759559
Ok say something nice to me

No. 759574

>>759551
Honestly, ever since I started reading the theories about how Big Tech is intentionally financing all of these coding-related programs (kids' coding camps, Girls Who Code, scholarship programs, etc) so that in a few years there's a surplus of compsci graduates who are overqualified but desperate for a limited number of jobs, thus leading them to accept lower pay all over the country, I've been distrustful of anything that brands itself as empowerment through coding.

No. 759579

>>759574
This doesn't make sense, there still aren't enough qualified individuals for most of these jobs degree or not.
There are a lot of people shilling free code camps to generate code monkeys but it doesn't make them good or employable.

No. 759584

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I've been so horny lately as of late and it's not masturbatory I want diiiiiiick constantly . My boyfriends hands turn me on because hes so good at fingering me. He is built like a Uke thinking about him makes me ravenously horny hes got such long hair aaa cant wait till later tonight I wanna have raw stinky secks

No. 759585

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>>759584
>I wanna have raw stinky secks
stinky??

No. 759587

>>759584
This image is so fucking scary

No. 759591

When I’m 50, I hope other 50 year old anons are still talking shit with me on this site.

No. 759617

>>759591
I’ve seen an anon around that age here before! Can’t remember the thread but she seemed really cool, a rocker babe with a bunch of friends doing shit she loved and living her best life. There’s hope!

No. 759618

>>759591
Do you guys think Lolcow will still be around in 50 years? Place your bets.

No. 759626

>>759618
A lolcow hologram

No. 759636

idk if this is just my experience but i feel like i've never met a normal divorced man. divorce seems to destroy men in a way it doesn't women and they just never move on from it, they all seem to become so bitter and neurotic and remain mentally in the same place they were during the divorce for the rest of their life. every divorced man i've met never seems to recover in life even if they remarry.

No. 759642

>>759618
No, unfortunately. My bets are that the internet age will come to an end when full on censorship takes places and all image boards cease to exist. Tinfoil: lolcow becomes a dark web hot spot and we rise again to shit post and gossip into our 60s

No. 759647

>>759584
Never post this fucking picture again

No. 759662

>>759617
damn love that for her

No. 759673

>>759642
Oooh that sounds so fun tbh. Lemme get computer literate real qwik ..

No. 759696

This is stupid but I really hate those posts where it’s like “what’s the female version of the joker” “what’s the female version of American psycho” like the female version of the joker is the joker. The female version of American psycho is American psycho. I don’t think any of the themes expressed in those films were things that are male specific.

No. 759703

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>>756433
I think finn thread is talking about lezzies and I want in on it.

No. 759707

>>759696
Core part of american psycho is patrick's hatred for women/everyone who threatens him so idk it's a very male thing. Joker is more about being lonely/mentally ill/not being supported by the system so it's more universal I think.

No. 759708

>>759703
ugh nvm it’s probably tarot crap no ill-will to those who fancy it

No. 759712

>>759696
I like this thought
>>759707
I mean they could have made a movie about a yuppie businesswoman who hates men and goes on a killing spree

No. 759714

>>759712
>a yuppie businesswoman who hates men and goes on a killing spree

All the sex scenes would be her giving blowjobs to the make gaze, she would be a textbook case of penis envy and speak vaguely about girl power without addressing actual issues, and everyone apart from the MRA would be like yasss slayyyy girl and buy the associated control top underwear line

No. 759715

>>759707
I'm not talking about what literally happens more like the wider themes the movie is actually trying to convey, I don't think they're exclusive to men

No. 759719

>>759712
They already have a female American psycho based on a true story, about a hitchhiking prostitute who killed men because they tried to attack her.
I think it’s called Monster

No. 759723

>>759712
there's the movie "Me, You, Madness" that just got released directed/starring/written by Louise Linton (Steven Mnuchin's wife lol), she literally said she wanted to make a female version of American Psycho, about a yuppie female serial killer, but she's one of these people who misses the point and thinks Patrick Bateman is so cool, so the movie ends up being an accidental perfect depiction of a narcissists view of themselves as flawless despite actually being vapid retards, kinda like if Bateman made a movie of his own life, so I guess anon is right about the universal themes

No. 759728

Am I a degenerate for enjoying seeing men in slight pain/discomfort?

No. 759729

>>759728
No, I think it's pretty common. Just see how many girls will enjoy they favorite male characters getting roughed up in fights in their media.

No. 759732

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>>759728
i kept rewatching the scene from klaus where that postman is being scared of klaus when he chops wood because something about his fear woke some primitive sadistic instinct in me

No. 759740

>>759728
Well, probably, but so am I. I love the cuties with an ouchie thread for all the cute hurt boys. Can't tolerate that with female characters though.

No. 759749

>>759636
It's because they never had to mature past the mental age of thirteen, whereas women had to before they enter middle school

No. 759756

It has been well known by everyone around me that I'm a plant killer, no matter how much I try to take care of them they die, not even cacti have been able to escape my black thumb of death. But recently I've finally been able to keep a couple of plants alive and everyone around me has been unexpectedly supportive in my quest to become a plant mom and keeps either buying me plants or giving me cuttings from their own and it's so sweet! Wish me luck on further developing my limited plant skills anons!

No. 759760

Some exam results were posted today and we used a password instead of our names and someone whose password was 007 james had 0 points on every question except the last where they had 7 points. I'm sorry that they didn't do better but it really made my day

No. 759762

>>759562
I hope you have a nice day Anon. Something nice will happen for you soon, I bet.

No. 759772

a cow i know irl just got posted & i have a truckload of milk, i'll wait for her to be brought up more b4 I share anything, i feel so powerful

No. 759773

>>759772
what thread, anon? I dont wanna miss it when you drop milk on us

No. 759775

>>759772
this happened to me once but i didn't post anything bc i actually liked the person, i feel like her personality just didn't translate well online

No. 759784

How to get attention on lolcow:

Bitch about your straight boyfriend in the vent thread

No. 759787

>>759784
Just about men in general. I get it though, anywhere else "you're just not seeing this from his perspective! Maybe he's depressed? Have you tried communicating?" or you get branded a man hater (it's true but you don't have to say it). You just don't have a lot of spaces where you can freely let everything out, so it's nice to jump onto the opportunity.

No. 759789

>>759784
what's wrong with that?

No. 759791

>>759784
How to get attention on literally every other site:

Bitch about your straight girlfriend, anywhere at all, even in unrelated threads/comment sections

No. 759792

>>759787
>>759789
I get why, but it’s like is that really the only problem females have? Why do we give so much of a shit about boyfriends or husbands? They’re all built stupid and useless, if it ain’t broke don’t fix it. I’m kind of tired of seeing the same old adult woman year old first world problems. The vent thread is just for /g/ anons to vent about their relationships and it’s tiring and sadly gets more attention, like please fuck off to Reddit because that’s where your insignificant rants belong.

No. 759793

>>759792
This is where the hide function would be useful to you

No. 759794

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>>759792
Cue anons gasping that I referred to females as females, now that brands me as a scrote

Can’t win

No. 759795

>>759792
It sounds like you're focusing solely on the boyfriend posts, I see all kinds of vents in there.

No. 759796

>>758995
>no female coomer bait
Sports anime, bishounen characters, and otome anime adaptions say hello.

No. 759797

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oh I’m so sorry for evoking pity

lmao why do people get upset when other people talk about their mental health issues? stop being a pussy and just listen damn

No. 759798

>>759797
they are salty cause nobody listened to them about their mental health issues. which sucks, but you need to get over yourself and be the change you wish to see in the world

No. 759800

>>759794
Literally no one did this, relax

No. 759801

>>759797
Depends on when are you doing this. I can’t stand the people that will bring up
>muh mento illness
Every. Single. Time, regardless of what the rest was talking about. Like, I’m sorry that you’re mentally unstable, maybe get therapy instead of expecting asspats from everyone.

No. 759803

I'm kind of worried I may be developmentally delayed in some way emotionally.
I recently remembered that I watched shows for preschool kids (think Dora-tier) unironically straight up until I was 13. There was no academic struggle for me and I was often doing better in school than others, but something is up with that. It's just not right.

To this day I'm still into shit for kids (cartoons and toys). I know a lot of adults are into those things so I feel less weird, but in my case it still feels stunted. I didn't enjoy adult shows until I was 21 and the rest of my life is still childish. I've never been on a proper date, kissed, driven a car, partied, or had alcohol. I have no desire for the latter two things but I know it's weird.

It's not as if I can change my interests but it makes me feel stupid if I think about it for too long. I'm also bad at socializing but attribute this to lack of exposure.

No. 759808

Reddit's privacy sub is shit. I think it's main flaw is that anyone super privacy conscious doesn't use reddit that much. I thought it would be somewhat decent because the site has a lot of STEM autists, but no.
The subs just "Thing every company does, but this time it's a company reddit hates", "Collecting info is wrong. Why? dunno", and "I've been on this sub for years and I'm gonna delete google now!". These aren't bad, Ia agree with most, but the little reddit quirks make it unbearable to read.

No. 759814

I used to be have mostly male friends when I was in middle/high school (although my closest male friends were gay) and thought I got along better with boys, but developing friendships with other girls and women as I’ve gotten older has been the most fulfilling way to experience friendship. Who knew?

No. 759845

I am convinced that Dixie D'amelio is anorexic. She has those weird ( ) lines around her mouth that every anorexic has.

No. 759848

>>759845
And with that I don't mean nasolabial folds you get with age, those go like / \.
The anorexic lines go like ( ) around the mouth. Natalia Dyer has them too.

No. 759851

>>759845
>>759848
I thought these are dependent solely on person's skull shape? with teeth going more forward than they would go in your usual skull?

No. 759853

>>758977
Truth please!

Not to toot my own horn but this could be a fun thread idea. For truths you would just answer truths like in the irl game (obviously the questions shouldn't be too personal but rather normal stuff you could post on /ot/ anyway) and for dares…Something like "post something on the shitpost thread" or "post your favorite reaction image"?

No. 759856

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>>759798
>>759801
Ew, are you both aging, close-minded hags? I cannot believe this. I feel so sorry for you both because you’re so retarded and socially inept I seriously can’t believe it. Anons, therapists can’t follow you everywhere, and people need support systems so they don’t jump off a bridge or deliberately overdose to cull their lives. How dare people expect reasonable human behavior? How dare they confine in someone they’re close with about something they’re struggling with? Therapy isn’t the only answer and it doesn’t correct or heal you. It’s not them, it’s only a problem to you, to you. I hope a mentally ill friend of yours overwhelms you with their issues and you’ll become so angry and bitter that you can’t properly respond or help because you’re both autistic. This planet needs some help, srsly

No. 759860

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No. 759861

>>759708
nope anon they were indeed talking about lesbians (and also bisexuals and were kinda starting to infight), the "goddess" tarot shit was related to that.

No. 759869

>>759856
based. I think these whiners are minority, my mentally ill ass almost always got support it needed here; I will always appreciate LC for being this kind of place for me and every time I can I try to help other struggling anons because I know how much it means. Sure I wish I could run crying to my therapist every day but she only sees me for 50 minutes on tuesdays and I have literally no support in real life otherwise, so you will have to deal with my vents, sorry.

No. 759875

Omg. So every third week at work I'm part of the skeleton crew, so can't really take days off unless it's important.

Anyway, I took advantage of the regional holiday times and ended up with 20 days off within a month in late summer when taking only 6 actual days off over 2 different weeks. I let everyone know around a month ago to see if there was any disagreement.

I checked 3 times on my personal calendar that it wasn't the skeleton crew weeks, but actually I miscounted and both those weeks are the skeleton crew weeks, so i need to cancel.

Umm so I've been looking forward to that since booking it in early January, and now it's not happening. I might ask the group if anyone wants to swap so I can still do it, but it's better to not hope for anything.

I was literally thinking this morning how great those days off will be. Its my own fault for being stupid I guess.

No. 759876

>>759856
Well, Geez thanks anon.
Remember everyone, study psychology so we can be support systems and babysitters to all of our friends because we’re eternal lifesavers that have to be emotionally available 24/7.
Because we don’t have issues of our own that we learnt how to deal with and because mentally sound people got the answers for everything.
I hope your normal friends notice how fucking annoying you are and refer you to a well needed therapist, idiot.

No. 759882

>>759875
Stop reddit posting pls, you’re recognizable

No. 759883

>>759856
Shut up

You can be a good friend and listener without being an enabler. Listening to constant negativity can be draining, and yes, ultimately some people create their own problems. Put your own oxygen on first, don’t let a toxic friend pull you down. Look at you name call and babble on because of your own insecurities

No. 759884

>>759876
When you think being emotionally supportive is babysitting, you had a bad childhood, you’re obviously one of those New Age psychology millennials, or you are clearly a bpd-chan. “M-muh I have my own problems” yeah? We know? You confine in one friend and they also do the same like why do I have to explain 2+2 to you? I honestly think you were baiting tbh, nvm

No. 759885

>>759883
Why are you telling me this? I agree and that’s the point?

No. 759887

Rina Sawayama's cover of Dance in the dark is better than the original

No. 759889

>>759703
I saw the word "lesboja" in there, and idk why but it made me fucking cackle. It just sounds funny

No. 759896

>>759856
How is the average person supposed to fix your mental issues? A therapist at least has some sort of training.

No. 759898

>>759708
No, it’s about lesbians.

No. 759909

FUCK TRANNIES!!! ALWAYS MAKING EVERYTHING ABOUT THEIR SAD PATHETIC SELVES TO ROB WOMEN OF EVERYTHING, CONSTANTLY I'M SO FUCKING CLOSE TO COMMITTING A HATE CRIME AT THIS POINT. I WAN'T TO SEE XY BLOOD BEING SPILLED!!!

No. 759912

psychologists are so fucking annoying. shut up, failed medfag.

No. 759913

File: 1615572037639.jpg (67.05 KB, 720x960, 7f9744140fa45b00fa79f1e363c592…)

I need motivation to do the dishes and clean my room

No. 759914

I want to live inside this version of "love again" by dua

No. 759915

>>759909
Watch a tranny or a hardworking handmaiden screencap this and then run to Reddit to talk about how TERFs are licherally killing them, kek (nevermind that they send women death and rape threats every day, attack rape shelters, actually kill women and children - remember Synthia China Blast among others, etc).

No. 759918

>>759913
You can do it! Put on a podcast or your favorite music to listen to while you clean! After you're done cleaning, it'll feel good to have that weight off your shoulders and to sit in a nice clean room with no dishes in the sink. Getting started is most of the battle, but once you get started it'll be easy and over before you know it!

No. 759920

File: 1615572837442.jpg (80.7 KB, 736x981, 8ac7599e0405c93a1decb484b5a957…)

>>759918
Aw, thank you for the motivation boost, nona <3

No. 759922

File: 1615572973908.jpeg (43.79 KB, 1000x1000, 610E9617-D146-4797-81D8-7C061B…)

I’m preying to god the bus fare is free

No. 759930

>>759913
some reverse motivation for sou

No. 759933


No. 759942

File: 1615576677644.jpg (40.88 KB, 564x734, 6b8cc5b9f5cfb87399ccc17b971e46…)

I am yet to find an instant coffee brand in my country that doesn't taste like horse ass, holy fuck

No. 759948

File: 1615577515309.png (1.06 MB, 607x669, SUOMINEITO.png)

why do foreigners keep lurking the finn thread

No. 759951

>>759948
I don't think anyone's lurking, that thread is just bumped a lot

No. 759953

>>759942
I think you can stop looking, anon, it's virtually impossible. The coffee is twice heated to a really hot temperature (once during production, then when you pour over it with boiling water) so its going to taste like burnt dirt no matter what.

No. 759954

P-PINK WIG, THICK ASS GIVE EM WHIPLASH

No. 759956

>>759942
do you have GBS Angel's touch/Angel's Blend in your country? It's heavenly and comes in many flavors. Also I recommend Jacobs Barista edition. Great as well, tastes more like coffee than Angel's Touch which is so mild it may not require milk.

No. 759958

>>759942
Aerate it by whipping it up with sugar and water, like that dalgona coffee trend. It's the only way I could find to make it not taste like shit
>t. at work with no coffee machine, stove or microwave

No. 759960

>>759953
Really? I had no idea
The one I just tried was actually a gift from my sister's company so nothing lost there, but damn shit is so bad

No. 759964

>Get cat
>Cat destroys everything in house, rips up every plant, breaks TV, break shelves, break things on the shelves, kitty litter poopy pissy paws on every single kitchen utensil that goes in your mouth, upset screaming and cleaning up a new mess every day
>"My cat is breaking everything I own, what should I do?"
>Big Brain Idea: Get another cat
>Now TWO cats destroy everything in the house every day
> "They give me a reason to wake up every morning, they're a light in my life, my life has increased 10 fold I love them so much"

…..Why, anons? Why live like this? I will never understand

No. 759965

>>759964
Honestly, I feel like shit like this is purely the fault of the owners. Learn how to take care of your pets.

No. 759966

>>759956
Oh sorry I scrolled right past this
But no, none of these are actually available
We do have instant cappuccino/lattes and they don't taste as bad, but they are usually full of sugar that I currently can't afford to drink right now kek

No. 759969

>>759964
Do you play with your cats? Mine is typically a destructive little shit unless I play with her/take her on walks to get some of her energy out. Though I imagine with two cats they would play with each other…?

No. 759973

>>759969
Nta but she was talking about the video, not her own cats.

No. 759974

>>759973
Oh derp, ignore me then

No. 759975

>>759853
make a thread anon !

No. 759976

I think I just sneezed in my mousse, ew. Still eating it tho

No. 759977

>>759792
I would love to see a 24-hour lolcow post moratorium on relationships or mentioning men at all, but I know it will never happen.

There are so many other interesting things to talk or even vent about.

No. 759978

>>759948
because the finns are fascinating and mysterious and we want to know all of their secrets

No. 759979

>>759977
Today or last night, vent and some other thread on ot was mainly scrote whining and i was so close to infighting, dump him, stop being his mom, yes he is ugly, yea yea yea

No. 759991

File: 1615581895142.jpg (376.17 KB, 1000x925, IMG_20210312_174458.jpg)

I don't play tabletop RPG games nearly as much to justify buying these at all, but my bird brain want them cause they are colourful and glittery, the first two sets are my favorite

No. 759994

File: 1615582509184.jpeg (71.4 KB, 600x610, A7A5CCB4-59AC-4462-A0ED-AA346C…)

I want to loose weight so bad because I’m starting to not enjoy wearing cute outfits anymore but I’m so fucking lazy. Oh and I love to snack/sugar etc just give me a pill seriously

No. 759998

All those videos about "pick mes" actually only target girls who are not conventionally feminine/are into girly hobbies in a way that isn't far from popular girls bullying in high school

No. 759999

>>759991
I totally understand this, haha. The third row from the right is my fav, those are extra pretty

No. 760000

>>759965
>>759969
I totally agree that the pet owner needs to take responsibility for taking better care of the cat, but honestly I wish there was less of a stigma against people who rehome pets after admitting that they're not good pet owners and made a mistake in getting one. I can't imagine that there's no one in the world who would love to give time and attention to a cute cat like that and help their destructive behavior. But I just don't find the behavior cute or funny.

I'm sure it's extra difficult given that there's also a huge stigma against admitting that you're wrong or overwhelmed. I see the same issue in different ways, like at work my coworkers would rather severely upset a client than admit they need help with their workload. But they send me their cat pictures every day, lol

No. 760004

File: 1615583473005.jpg (89.31 KB, 1206x1206, sakurapendantsilver_3000x.jpg)

Bisoulovely is bringing back her CCS collection and I want to buy the necklace for my best friend who loves CCS but I'm hesitant. I'm not financially hurting right now but $100 isn't really a drop in the bucket, plus her birthday isn't until later in the year so I'd have to hold onto it for so long lol. Should I do it anons? I feel like nice jewelry is kind of weird to get for someone who isn't a significant other though.

No. 760006

I'd like to think that the Duggars, as weird as they are, have benevolent intentions for their kids but why the fuck would they think that the chaperoning system was a good idea? How on earth could the kids and their SOs have intimate conversations when they always have someone breathing down their neck?

No. 760008

>>760004
If it hurts so much buy her the aliexpress version

No. 760009

>>760004
>I feel like nice jewelry is kind of weird to get for someone who isn't a significant other though.
Why do you feel that way? If she's your best friend I feel like it's not weird

No. 760010

>>760008
Nah she has cute cheap versions so I was thinking of getting her a nice one for once

No. 760018

>>760009
I don't think giving jewlery to anyone is a bad thing tbh, but that's just me

No. 760019

>>760010
Their jewelry is really not all that nice, at least not for the prices they're charging. The designs themselves are cute but the quality looks tacky (note how the metal looks "runny" instead of having crisp definition). If you read their descriptions most of the jewelry is made with cubic zirconia rather than real gems and they're silver/gold/whatever plated, not precious metals through and through. Plating will eventually tarnish, fade and rub off.

No. 760021

File: 1615585531509.jpeg (587.11 KB, 750x916, 2AFEC69C-DE9A-4716-A326-0BAA15…)

i could be the only person who exists in this universe or I have died and walking among the living, there ain’t no fucking way I’m real

i must have died a long time ago and I’m in continuous time warp in purgatory and having to relive my life or I died long ago and my soul reincarnated into this body

No. 760023

>>759998
anon what did you expect lol? the mean girls from high school to suddenly change their tune, grow up, and suddenly stop being bitches? mean girls will always be mean girls and I feel like they have a lot more room to grow from our adolescent culture where we pick and choose outside appearances or aesthetics like we’re toddlers playing house, it’s so creepy.

No. 760024

>>760021
Ever talked to a therapist about dissociation anon? This sounds so similar to my experience of it.

No. 760025

Still going crazy trying to find that stupid gif or the movie it was sourced from. Trying to export my old tumblr hoping it's somewhere in my reblogs as a last ditch effort. I'm starting to feel convinced I will never solve this mystery no matter how many times I'll try and it's driving me crazy

No. 760026

>>760021
what are you smoking, anon? gimme some

No. 760027

>>760025
what happens in the gif, anon? maybe we can help

No. 760033

File: 1615586421102.gif (292.69 KB, 500x289, cd3e14b5f0b2394178e6dae52cfbf4…)

>>760025
This one?

No. 760042

>>759975
I'm a bit hesitant because I have never made one before and I'll probably fuck something up and get banned but maybe! I hope jannies wont think its unnecessary and lock it

No. 760043

File: 1615586999326.jpg (34.64 KB, 700x693, 7076e874c528340893d80bad5a89c7…)

My cat was acting so weird the last couple of days and I was so worried but today she's completely normal and acting like her regular self again and she's so cute and i am so happy and thankful it was nothing, feeling very blessed rn

No. 760049

>>760027
I have sperged about it here some time ago (God bless >>760033 anon's soul for recognizing that): years ago, I've seen a gif from some japanese live action movie. It was of a schoolgirl (well, only her skirt and hand were visible in the shot) holding a boxcutter and saying something like 'don't worry, I'll take care of that for you'. It had this protective yandere energy but for some reason I cannot find it in any yandere (or yandere-related) tag. I'm going crazy because it's the first time in my life when I cannot find something on the net. Back then I even read a review of the movie the gif was from, but now I remember nothing.
>>760033
Sadly no, but it was kinda similar! I think it was even a bigger close-up of the skirt (you could tell it's a part of a japanese uniform) and it was in color, though of course than can be easily edited.
I will laugh so hard if it was from some movie of Sion Sono or something relatively non-obscure, but I feel like it was from some softcore erotica or something. I may be wrong tho.
I don't even care if the movie was some coomer shit, I just want to be able to forget about this whole thing. I suddenly remember about the gif like every half a year and I waste a lot of time trying to find it…

No. 760052

File: 1615587597922.jpg (100.37 KB, 1080x1080, ferret.jpg)

>>760042
well, we have a "would you rather" thread and it didn't get blocked right ? I think it's fine, it's a similar type of game, but it's different enough to warrant another thread imo! I don't know if other farmers will play the game but I will kek

No. 760053

I live in my parents garage, and I see their dog every single day, usually multiple times per day, but no matter how many times I visit, the dog always screams
It's happy screaming, I think, but she just screams and screams for up to half an hour
I don't know what to do, no matter what I do or how I act, she just wails and shrieks
I ruined the dog

No. 760056

File: 1615587804683.gif (465.56 KB, 492x259, download (3).gif)

>>760049
Anon, not judging at all, but is there a reason you wanna find this particular gif?

No. 760060

>>759976
based binch

No. 760062

>>760056
If the movie turned out to not be skeevy porn after all, I would most likely watch it. I find fictional characters of unstable girls/women with knives interesting, especially when they are the ones in charge and not their love interests.
Plus it just annoys me that I have no idea wtf that thing was. It's like I dreamed it up since there is no proof whatsoever that it exists. It terribly annoys me. I think it became sort of a pointless obsession of mine.

No. 760063

>>760053
I am impressed that you can live in a garage. I hope it's nice and not cold or anything. Maybe you can try taking the dog for walks more often? I know it's easier said than done, but when I manage to walk my dog he always seems to lose steam and quiet down.

No. 760064


No. 760066

File: 1615588362803.webm (8.3 MB, 640x480, [ONTIVA.COM]-First Spongebob S…)

i wanted to know if the song from the first spongebob episode was a real song and it is.
This guy was full of personality

No. 760067

>>759889
same, sorry finnons im abusing that word from now on.

No. 760069

>>759948
bc you suggested starting a war with the anglo anons, im gathering intel mauahaha

No. 760078

>>760063
It's not bad, we're in that part of the south where it's always relatively warm
That's a good idea, we have a big yard, but she never wants to go out, she'd probably get a lot more exercise if someone went with her, she does much prefer to be with people

No. 760081

File: 1615589421565.jpg (3.33 KB, 512x512, super-cat-bros.jpg)

I'm playing Super Cat Bros, and the stupid fucking baseball throwing monkeys in the jungle levels are getting on my damn nerves. I shouldn't be getting so heated but I am

No. 760082

Everyone always says my drawings are so morbid or scary or whatever, but one day a girl walked past me and she said my notebook was soooo cute (I pasted my drawings of a melting face, bisected woman, another woman with oozing eyes and mouth and of snakes on it) I wish we could be friends, she understands me.
Also I just remembered if you use zoom meetings you can see different colors are assigned to people with different initials… I wonder so much how they are assigned

No. 760093

File: 1615589962450.jpg (72.01 KB, 863x1300, 1980177-uniformed-uk-female-po…)

>>760082
I'm gonna have to ask to see some identification, miss

No. 760096

File: 1615590140384.jpg (23.2 KB, 503x359, 6930d9e368d1863481e3c14290ffb8…)

>>760093
Yes ma'am here you go

No. 760100

>>760096
A MER-SCROTE ALERT

No. 760103

>>760100
B-but is it really a scrote if it has no scrotum

No. 760110

>>760103
Remove thy shorts

No. 760112

I think it's funny when men are called butterface but buthis (butt alliteration) is not a thing that exists so yeah

No. 760122

File: 1615591981590.jpeg (20.29 KB, 216x233, CEA76A87-6E08-4575-9380-9342AD…)

>>760110
By law, anon isn’t required to take off her shorts. In case of a crime by scrotery, the criminal must show their full credit card information for the public to judge its validity.

No. 760124

File: 1615592253166.jpg (102.63 KB, 866x1390, woman-police-officer-with-ster…)

>>760122
You are right, let me help cuff her/him

No. 760134

File: 1615593326901.jpg (14.06 KB, 225x225, now.jpg)

>>759994
whenever I wanted to lose weight, I'd just watch My 600lb Life while I was doing stuff lol. It works.

No. 760137

Ordered nachos and the fuckers put bbq pulled pork on it
And they had the audacity to give me a little container of salsa as if I’d be able to taste any of it past the taste of fucking barbecue sauce

No. 760138

I have a dirty habit, and that habit is AI dungeon. I feel bad about it, but at the same time I'm tempted to give some scrote I've never met 10 dollars (a month?) for a better robot to read me smut.

>>758117
>Is there a way to stop the AI from ending their part with a line from my character?
So I don't know how to use it very well, but what I do when it does that is edit the line and rewrite what they wrote or use the 'Story' mode to force the next line to be theirs. The latter is obviously better because you can clarify both his intentions and your intentions all in one sentence.

No. 760139

>>760134
My sister and I did the same shit, It does indeed work.

No. 760142

Reading rpf is so funny. Like, I doubt these two men are fucking but even if they are they're ESL and they've talked before in interviews, they're not gonna have dramatic philosophical concersations with each other.
on the other side I'm 70% sure one part of this """pairing""" is actually gay but obviously not out, and the other is from such a repressive country idek. I clicked on it because it seemed more plausible than blatant straight boyx2. But it's all kind of stupid anyways.

No. 760164

File: 1615596045947.jpeg (53.22 KB, 640x480, 4BAA8B17-6DA9-4AD8-B06C-9A5836…)

i love this website I cannot stress this enough

i might be really mean to some of you but this website is a nice refuge from time to time

No. 760172

>>760138
>I feel bad about it, but at the same time I'm tempted to give some scrote I've never met 10 dollars (a month?) for a better robot to read me smut.
I'm very curious about this part, if you ever want to go further into this I'm all ears lol

No. 760179

File: 1615597027850.jpg (119.86 KB, 750x704, 156969815_1974966749310951_307…)

I'm legit curious which one you anons would choose

No. 760182

>>760172
Why the hell would that interest you? You can't get that 10 bucks, nonnie.

No. 760183

Mmmmmm b`ba

No. 760189

>>760179
Meesa prefer talking like Jar Jar

No. 760191

>>760182
Maybe I also want a better robot to read me smut?

No. 760192

This place on Uber has a buy 1, get 1 free deal on a mystery dish of their choosing. I wanna do it so bad but know I would regret it.

No. 760196

>>760191
I apologize

No. 760198

File: 1615598314702.gif (209.72 KB, 220x223, A494379A-26D5-4D5E-9BF9-C32133…)

>>760179
>you are not allowed to kill yourself

KEK

No. 760211

File: 1615599410638.jpg (76.84 KB, 800x600, Eurovision-2021-Logo-1.jpg)

Are there any other Eurovision fans? I've tried to stay away from the news fearing it's not gonna happen, but apparently it's happening and there are so many great songs announced already, I'm soooooo hyped!

No. 760219

>>760211
Bitch yes, weird that we don't have a thread but it would eventually turn into europeans shitting on australia for just existing

No. 760221

>>760219
Not euro, but I'm pretty sure there is an old eurovision thread? I believe the last one was in 2019, but there's also a 2018, 2016 and 2017 thread

No. 760224

>>760219
Was it like that before? I'm only on LC since early 2020 so IDK about the vibe here but every place I went to to comment on Eurovision in the past absolutely loved Australia's dedication to performing there. Their entries always show they know exactly what this contest is about and want to be there, and it's kinda hard to just not enjoy the randomness of austraila of all places being there.
Looking forward discussing this year with you all!

No. 760231

>>760221
Looked up old threads, I guess march is a biiiit too early for setting up the one for 2021 but soon I will!

No. 760241


No. 760257

is it normal to be feeling THIS guilty about cyberstalking my crush? You can find his twitter by googling his name so it's not like I did a ton of digging or whatever. I guess I just feel pathetic because he and I actually talk every time we see each other, its not like I don't get to know him in real life. I just feel like I"m invading his privacy.

No. 760264

>>760179
Talking, hands down. His bastardized crab eyes creep me out.

No. 760267

File: 1615604572961.png (228.7 KB, 750x329, cool.png)

this is me on lolcow

No. 760270

>>760267
if you have psychological problems, you aren't chad/stacey
you're stuck with us because you're one of us
get well soon

No. 760272

>>760179
Talk like him, and then proceed to never speak again

No. 760273

File: 1615605379414.jpg (33.54 KB, 720x720, NLbAJpu.jpg)

>>760270
You're right I love you nonnie kiss

No. 760274

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No. 760277

>>760257
If he didn't want others to see his stuff, he'd private his account, especially if he posts under his real name

No. 760282

I've got that depression vibe where I don't want to end it all and I'm content to do nothing but if I was pushed to think about how I'm wasting my life I'll get anxious. Will I get motivation to change, hmm, time might tell

No. 760302

File: 1615613334895.jpg (37.84 KB, 700x700, shiba-cheems-meme-dog-balltze-…)

People usually say "Spoiler this, anon!" so the logical conclusion would be to say "I'm spoilering this", but it sounds so wrong. However, "I'm spoiling this" also sounds wrong cause no one spoiled anything, just censored.
Dilemmas.

No. 760311

File: 1615615356699.jpg (33.08 KB, 464x464, 4pf5n3cxxqh51.jpg)

>read reviews for pair of pants that are meant to fit a bit loosely
>"omg the small is SOOOOO SMALL get a medium unless you're extremely thin and petite, you would have to be model skinny for the small to fit oversized the way it's supposed to the small was soooo tight I had to return it it will only fit if you're RAIL THIN"
>ok, order medium
>it's way too big

I'm 5'5" 130 lbs…people should be required to post their height and measurements if they're gonna leave reviews like that

No. 760315

File: 1615616187848.jpg (229.96 KB, 1500x1100, 1615408905875.jpg)

cheers mate

No. 760329

I had a dream I was teaching elementary again over zoom and got fucking canceled and fired because of some kid twisting something I said out of context and gaslighting me into an argument while he recorded it.

No. 760346

>>760329
Lucky your dream wasn't happening in France. You would have ended up decapitated.

No. 760365

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No. 760382

File: 1615631372683.png (289.95 KB, 500x425, 1548196725299.png)

I know my personalcow peaked like 3-4 years ago but she just made a series of posts on her tumblr detailing old cringy ocs and I am loving it. I could have not asked for anything better to cheer me up.

No. 760384

i feel so much of the current discussion is focused on women's fear alone at night because of men but i feel like what's being lost and needs to be talked about more is that womens biggest risk by far is men they already know. i feel like people are focusing on the wrong thing. people seem to be stuck on this rapist/serial killer in a dark alleyway at night caricature.

No. 760387

>>760384
True. Men you are already sexually intimate with are the biggest risk realistically

There's also this thing where people think the men out there killing women are obvious and that they don't manage to keep their lives segmented into handy compartments. The man who stalks and kills women at night often has a whole family at home, a wife, kids that are in shock coz wait…he was a nice guy. I keep seeing triggered men saying that every guy they know is 'nice' so stop labelling men as being bad… the point is men hide their sick sexual shit so well that yes we have to worry about nearly all of them

No. 760393

I went to the grocery store to buy chicken stock for the soup and saw one of those 'natural' chicken stocks (no artificial coloring! no preservatives! no artificial flavours!) and I thought 'how bad can it be', bought it, put it in my soup and it literally tastes like saltwater

No. 760428

enjoying a cold drink, listening to fka twigs and reading an interesting thread on /snow/. is this what heaven is like, nonnies?

No. 760429

Im thinking about that dude who posted on this website who was apparently in his fifties or sixties talking about how people changed in the nineties and how it started in the eighties. Ppl getting more colder, cynical, and overall negative. I heard many, many boomers say this and the music/culture reflected that too. Its so interesting

No. 760441

>>760429
Men in their fifties sure love to lament about how everything was better in their day lol. They especially love to talk about how women are shit now. I listen to 70s and 80s hits on youtube and the comment sections under them are full of old men complaining about the 'current state of the world' or giving out that women are all fat whores now. Charming

No. 760444

>>760441
moids dont seem to get its more of a crime biologically and genetically for men to be fat, which they are, and are also more obese on average than women.

No. 760452

My step mum is a weird mental bitch that no one likes. She put two photos on her fb. One with her and some retired footballer and my dad and some retir2s footballer. All of my dad's ex employees from more than 20 years ago all rushed to like his photo and tell him how great he looks and blah and she gets half the attention on her own fb on her own photo. People are so fucking odd. Like writing a message to my dad on his wife's facebook none of them even work in the same company. Like do they think he's going to reach thru the screen and give them a raise? Baffled. Especially when I worked at his company at 23 and got so much shit for "nepotism" but I had to ask his permission to even interview for the role after earning 5 years experience with another company. I ended up quitting because the work environment was so hostile to me and these same people are trying to digitally suck off my dad on his wife's fb I mean Wtf

No. 760463

i have a vague website idea that advertises as equal and open to everyone, but asks for gender/sex info to make an account, and there will be more trans options than cis options to encourage trans users to click them, and then upon confirmation they get automatically banned. same goes for men. content would only be viewable with an account so outsiders wouldn’t know the site population was only cis female (unless a user leaked posts)
it wouldn’t be perfect, but I’m sure with tweaking and additional features, it would be alright maybe. idk, i don’t even know how to make websites

No. 760464

>>760452
This shit happened to me whenever I dated a guy more popular than I was. I'd get his friends commenting on my fb post with a pic of us together and they were always trying to play up his ego for points while completely ignoring me or at best treating me like an accessory that made him look better. We're talking about thousands of his social media connections.

Now I'm dating someone with like 50 facebook friends who don't give a shit what he posts and this doesn't happen anymore lmao.

No. 760467

>>760464
It's like I'm witnessing the origin story of my step mum becoming a villain. She's just some ho

No. 760499

My bf proposed to me and I'm so happy. Both secretly hoping the lockdowns can continue so we can do a zoom wedding without anyone bothering us for it. We are massive introverts and wouldn't enjoy a big wedding at all, so it would just be a waste of money. We were going to elope to a romantic b&b with just immediate families, but this is even better.

No. 760501

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I'm so glad to discover medias outside of the fandom's influence now, without them I enjoy characters better without them being ruined by kinnies

No. 760502

I hate that you now have to give google access to your credit card or passport to confirm that you are over 18 years old.
I just want to simp for my male asmr husbandos on youtube but I guess I'll have to stop now. No way I'm gonna give google my credit card information.

No. 760506

>>760502
Fucking huh

No. 760509

>>760501
I can't think of that many cases of fans actually influencing/changing canon material except for a few western works.

No. 760512

>>759991
I got the pink set!

No. 760514

>>760463
You can always just start learning now. Some of the best self-teaching sessions are for trolling purposes (although for me it's mainly for editing).

No. 760515

>>759814
Could you describe the difference in your friendships with either sex?

No. 760525

my personal cow from fb is currently spamming the egirls thread & making a fool of herself

No. 760530

>>760499
I think a city hall wedding is cute. It it's good enough for Kaya Scodaradio or whatever its good enough for moi

No. 760539

>>760499
Congrats anon!!! My sister and her bf got engaged during the lockdown and got city hall married (we didn't even stream it, we just uploaded photos afterward), then we had a little restaurant lunch. Lowkey but warm and lovely. I'll bet yours will be just as great, so go for it!

No. 760541

File: 1615650894166.jpeg (88.43 KB, 451x538, D72E1873-4802-4F47-B42D-6B527D…)

>autistic male family member goes to laundry area just to peep at me because the door was open and I had to run and close the door
>autist scrote did it on purpose because he made staying in the living room obsolete
>his room smells like absolute shit and does nothing to contribute because autismo

day ruined

No. 760547

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My desire to sleep in until noon battling it out with my desire to cook myself a big heavy proper breakfast

No. 760553

>>760274
Beautiful

No. 760621

File: 1615657514433.jpg (16.63 KB, 287x329, 1598390091775.jpg)

>>760311
why I only trust reviews with pics
>"Omg this is too tight!!"
>Dumpy burger landwhale trying on asian-sized clothing

No. 760626

>>760499
Congratulations, anon!! I'm so happy for you and hope you two live out your comfy wedding dreams

No. 760633

>>760311
This but with computer chairs or cosplays.
Always someone complaining that the chair is too small but then they mention that they're over weight.

No. 760648

File: 1615659238842.jpeg (41.18 KB, 320x320, A33125C5-8114-4EFF-9F75-54331E…)

lol I was hypnotized by the moving screen when this woman was killing and shooting violent misogynistic men in the movie, and she also kills the rapist who tied her up

chef’s kiss, mwah

need more badass misandrist movies

No. 760650

>>760648
Spare some sauce

No. 760651

>>760648
Well, Gaga will kill Dr*ver in that movie so you can look forward to that
I love her in that look btw

No. 760657

>>760648
She looks weirdly hot here

No. 760658

>>760499
Congrats anon!
My bf is going to get my engagement ring finished this week at the jeweler. I just want to elope too tbh, don't feel bad. It's not even that I'm introverted, I just have no familial support and the costs would be entirely on me. My friends had weddings where their families shelled out anywhere between $10-50k, and as nice as they were, I barely remember anything but the stress of them. It's literally only a day.

No. 760662

>>760651
thank god, every time I see the driverfag with a sopping coochie in /m/ it makes me physically ill and shake

his face should be concealed and hidden and this is coming from an lc poster who already looks 40 years old and isn’t on any drugs

No. 760678

Wish I could just skip everything and be married.
Having never dated in my mid twenties but being obsessed with romance since childhood is a stupid fate. It's my own fault for being socially inept but…man. Even NEET lesbians I've known have gfs and wives.

When I'm no longer avoidant (…if that ever happens) it's over for you all. I have so much fucking love in my heart. This is a threat.

No. 760685

>>760678
I ghostwrote this

No. 760688

File: 1615662568182.jpg (81.43 KB, 750x770, zgs3fnsq4n831.jpg)

I haven't had lot of positive women figures in my life, I grew up scared and cynical of normie women. Lolcow is pretty much my only point of contact with women with whom I feel at ease (thank u ily anons). My aversion to irl women really sucks, because I'm heavily FEBFEM.
I want to make an /m/ thread to post female friendship/companionship/relationship media stuff to romanticize the concept to myself but I'm scared of it being fetishized by males and trannies or something.

No. 760690

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No. 760703

>>760662
>>760690
Adam Driver looks like as if he smells like dirty socks

No. 760705

>>760703
>>760662
I wand adam driver to adam drive his dick directly into my coochie and ejaculate big ammounts of big nosed sexy man semen and then I'll look at his adam driver eyes and say "thanks adam driver for breeding my warm tigtht pussy" and he'll say "aaayy you're welcomed anytime" then we driver kiss and driver make out and then maybe I can suck his driver cock full of our juices while tending to his big kylo ren balls

No. 760707

whenever people say they like my makeup i feel paranoid they're insulting me, like that my makeup looks really obvious/unnatural or something

No. 760708

>>760688
>God as a lezzie I relate to this a lot.
Fuck it anon, make that thread. You and me will benefit from it.

No. 760709

>>760648
>>760657
You're right. She's really hot here.

No. 760710

my mom is listening to the new machinegun kelly x corpse song and it's so fucking horrible help

No. 760712

>>760688
I think it's a nice idea. It's not like you can stop scrotes from looking at shit anyway, but the moderation will keep them away from participating.

No. 760717

>>760648
She looks nice here, but does anyone else find her face looks oddly strained from filler and surgery? I find it really off putting.

No. 760720

>>760678
You are so cute anon! I have confidence that things will get better for you soon!

No. 760721

>>760717
What I like here is that, it seems like her lips aren't overly filled? But yeah!

No. 760726

Wonder when tiktok died tbh?

No. 760728

>>760726
Did it die? I see it going strong still

>>760688
Make the thread and call it "platonic frienship thread", I also want to see this

No. 760731

>>760688
>>760728
>>760728
I agree, the thread would be so nice!
I love novels/books/films etc. about intense female friendships, especially if they are kinda romantic (like japanese 'class S' stuff).
I think I've seen quite a few films on the topic (though some of them are about relationships that are toxic in some way, but still beautiful as well). I should be able to rec something.
I think the hardest thing is not romanticizing close female bonds, but actually finding the woman that you will really connect with

And FFS, stop letting trannies live rent free in your head. Women should stop worrying about them fetishizing our existence and hobbies. That's their problem since they will never experience actually being female. Stop worrying and enjoy your actually female life lmfao

No. 760741

>>760726
Is this what anons call manifesting? Talking about it like it already happened, so it really happens? Because if so, I'll go along.
Idk, I'm surprised it survived barely longer than vine, it seemed more popular

No. 760743

the "women shilled as attractive that you find ugly" thread is supposed to have, well women that are shilled everywhere right? and yet i can't recognize like half the women posted there, i truly never heard of some of these people

No. 760744

Why are old 2000's comedy movies so surreal without context?

No. 760765

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I think I gave myself alcohol poisoning on thursday, I drank too much and still feel sick as hell

No. 760781

My boyfriends ass is fatter than mine

No. 760782

>>760781
this isn't dumb. This is just moving up the ranks

No. 760788

>>760499
I know I’m late but CONGRATS anon ♥ i married on zoom not long ago ans I loved it! We had to have whiteness (obv) and then whoever, was allowed to join and watch. We basically got married in out home in a cozy surrounding, i could’ve not wished for more! Btw we’re also huge introverts heh

No. 760799

The first time I had a big argument with my last ex he loudly shouted at me "don't put words in my mouth!" when I absolutely had not been doing that (I think I was just saying how something he was doing felt sucky for me) I had never been so perplexed in my life. It made no sense. It felt random and almost laughable but he was pissed so questioning it only made things worse. I'm forever perplexed by that moment lol

Fast forward and weirdly enough he had a habit of… putting words in my mouth during all future arguments and again that was perplexing. Almost like he was hearing things because again…it just made no sense. I wasn't doing anything of the sort. I am still confusion. He was otherwise fully in touch with reality.

No. 760802

>>760799
*Wasn't saying anything of the sort. He would quote things that he swore I had just said and I would have to defend the fact that I hadn't said anything like that

No. 760813

>>760726
Thank god it’s dead

No. 760821

I miss when fujos weren’t oppressed. Now we have everyone pretending to be lesbian/bi but still exclusively liking male characters and mlm ships and then throwing out the occasional “hehe sexy boobs” about random female character #7 to remind everyone “HEY I’m TOTALLY gay, remember? ;)”

No. 760828

>>760821
Sucks, fujos are based just because they sexualize men and make them uncomfortable with gay shipping. If they start sexualizing women than fuck them, they aren't any different than scrotes.

No. 760848

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I am so happy that my boyfriend is back after 4 long months!!!

No. 760849

For dinner I'm going to slice a potato into patties and fry them. I'm going to make a potato burger. Is this retarded?

No. 760852

>>760849
Saying this as a vegetarian, that doesn't sound like it'll be too good? I feel like the textures of fried potato and bread won't go that well together, but give it a try and give us an update

No. 760853

>>760849
Don't, do hash brown patties instead

No. 760854

>look in mirror
>not looking too bad today, nice!
>take photo
>literal elephant woman
Why anons?

No. 760856

this is a bit silly and has only happened maybe two or three times but i always get so happy when my posts are posted on the lolcow caps thread. this time the anon even made a comment about how hard they laughed, thanks nonny you made my nighttt

No. 760857

>>760849
As a vegetarian I'd eat it.

No. 760858

>>760856
Same! One of my posts got posts got posted there and it made me a lil giddy. I haven't had one show up there in a while

No. 760859

>>760853
>>760852
I'm veg too, I'm just super curious on how it'll be like! It'll be generously seasoned of course, and maybe panko'd. I'll definitely post an update

I've eaten hash brown sandwiches and they were bomb though

No. 760862

Seeing anons in the art salt thread saying artists don't deserve to be cancelled for drawing pedo-shit/rape/whatever is so weird because we have a whole thread in snow where anons rip on a cow for drawing pedo art

No. 760869

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I'm finally gonna get a snail tomorrow and I'm so excited! Don't know what its name is gonna be yet though
posted this in the brf thread on accident, sorry lmao

No. 760873

>>760869
Samefag, nevermind. No I am not. Retarded.

No. 760874

File: 1615678480642.jpg (32.86 KB, 736x730, Tumblr_l_421364255620599.jpg)

why am I finding myself constantly daydreaming about dumbass gamer youtube boys. I never did anything like this as a teenager why now??? it's the lockdown isn't it

No. 760876

>>760874
The lockdown has made a bunch of people regress, loneliness is annoying as fuck.

No. 760881

When me and my mum get drunk and talk 6000 words a minute I feel bad for my step dad having to listen but also it's nice to have an audience.

No. 760905

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Incels must be really shortsighted. I'm just saying that if you go outside at all, the majority of couples you see include a less-than-attractive man. The woman is usually either more attractive or the same level as him. I swear incels are just so self-centered, they only care about themselves personally being girlfriendless that they forget all reason. I mean, it's probably exacerbated by them mostly staying inside all day and online. Their only image of relationships then must be whatever the crazy influencer girls they simp are up to. Even those girls have gotten with ugly guys before. Then they all make each other angrier and believe this worldview by affirming each other's insecurities and fears. It's not even a joke how these incels are just selfish and bitter because they personally are alone still. But seriously kek so blind

No. 760906

>>760905
samefag I have to add that it becomes a self-fulfilling prophecy. I mean chances are they already had abysmal hygiene habits and/or social skills. Once they get exposed to redpill rhetoric they ruin themselves entirely. They literally make themselves further "celibate" because they become angry sexist chad-haters who literally talk about that shit irl. Many of us have met guys where you could tell they were an incel and there's always so much off about them. Even if they were cute looking it's ruined by their hate and stupidity. Anyway sperg over

No. 760917

I'm such a basic white bitch I've had this song in repeat for almost a full day daydreaming about my ex.

No. 760930

>>760849
Sounds good!

No. 760944

File: 1615685758009.jpg (28.21 KB, 366x324, ha51167291_n.jpg)

Men be all like "bros before hoes" then have the highest rate of death and violence amongst each other KEK

No. 760945

Just baked banana bread for Mother’s Day tomorrow, and my sister made brownies to wrap up as a present. The main present hasn’t come in the mail yet unfortunately but we’ve built up a mini hamper of things she likes and we’re gonna have a nice brunch.
Anyone else doing anything for Mother’s Day ?

No. 760952

>>760945
I’m a burger and I freaked out for a minute thinking it was tomorrow. Enjoy your brunch anon!

No. 760953

>>760945
It makes sense that not all Holidays would be on the same day in different countries but it never fully occurred to me until I had a panic attack over this post kek.

No. 760954

>>760952
Bitch me too

No. 760955

>>760944
Hopefully they keep killing each other until they vanish as a whole

No. 760965

>>760821
I dunno, gay men obsess over female characters and celebrities but they're still considered gay, so the other way around might be possible too.

No. 760993

This has got to be the worst fat suit I've ever seen

No. 760994

File: 1615689674198.gif (1.72 MB, 220x369, C63B4485-3B65-4280-808D-1A6607…)


No. 760995

File: 1615689709437.gif (1.02 MB, 250x135, 68A9F2B3-3FBA-4669-A6F6-D550BA…)

this and a blunt

No. 760999

>>760905
It’s always funny because they love to complain about life being hard as a male, but I don’t see their little hangouts being torn to shreds on Twitter for being “terfy” or female sex only. They truly will never understand what a woman is because they think if they were ever born one the only value they would have is as a sexual object to be used and abused, not as a human being that also has to endure the tides of struggle.

No. 761000

>>760993
Idk if you wanna laugh at fat people, cast fat people or something

No. 761005

File: 1615690623473.png (912.71 KB, 569x775, hewwo.png)

hewwo?

No. 761014

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I forgot how good cranberry juice is.

No. 761019

>>760965
Sorry I wasn’t aware those same guys also consume and get excited over wlw ships 24/7 too

No. 761024

I just bought a cow print purse and some other cute shit aaaahhh. Idk why, but the knowledge that a cow bag and new pencil case is on my way makes me feel so energized. I want to draw and learn how to code or some shit.

Also, finding shirts that aren't fitted and/or cropped is so fucking hard

No. 761026

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There should be a phrase like "Bless you" but for coughs

No. 761030

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>>761014
>fruit cocktail
get on my level

No. 761035

i love videos like this

No. 761040

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this retard really faked threatening twitter DMs from an anime company over their shitpost about a character not listening to 21 pilots
really made my night

No. 761044

Does anyone know how to get the full text/post from a “keep reading” link/redirect from tumblr? The author deleted their blog and wayback machine is showing nothing…I’m so close to recovering an old fic I loved ahhh

No. 761048

File: 1615698377129.jpg (85.62 KB, 400x390, 39kde0l3k.jpg)

I miss cinemas so much so that I've resorted to watching YT videos of audience reactions during MCU movies just to feel alive.

>>761040
I thought no one could be this stupid and this must be a joke, but no one in the notes is laughing. tf

>>761044
Sorry anon… I kept running into this problem when I was still on tumblr. If the link itself (as in when you right-click "keep reading" and choose "copy link address") doesn't get anything on wayback machine I think it's gone forever.

No. 761050

>>761048
Samefag but I wanted to add in my response to >>761044 - if you know anything else about the author (their new socials, their email, etc), don't be shy to send a message and ask for the fic. Even when two fic authors I like deleted their blogs, I knew the twitter of one and the IG of the other, and dmed them to tell them how much I love their work and asked if they'd be willing to email me a personal copy. Authors are pretty much always pleasantly surprised and flattered and are happy to share it!

No. 761055

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>>760741
>>760726
Oh we're manifesting?
Can't believe I have a million dollars in my bank account right now
>>760849
Did you try it anon?

No. 761058

>>761055
Oh damn we manifesting? This >>760705 is happening to me then

No. 761062

>>761048
>>761050
She deleted all her socials and ghosted so RIP…the link is so annoying because you find the first two paragraphs and then get cockblocked by that “keep reading”. I suddenly miss the days when people used to casually reblog thousands of words. I’ve gotten so desperate I even checked the reblogs to see if anyone still does that kek but thanks anyway anon!

(By the way, what do you save your downloaded fics on? I’ve been so sad about this one fic that now I’m just going to start dl’ing my favorite ones kek)

No. 761065

File: 1615701695409.jpg (26.08 KB, 600x630, FB_IMG_1615701452953.jpg)

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

No. 761069

>>761062
Aw condolences, anon. It's happened to me too. To be honest I don't read my downloaded fics anywhere but my computer so I just have them saved as pdfs!

No. 761092

File: 1615705680985.jpeg (25.71 KB, 340x317, 1583949243776.jpeg)

Inspired by the fic talk, I feel compelled to sperg about the old fanfics I was "ashamed of" and deleted. I really truly wish I could reread some of the things I wrote back when I was 15 yrs old and naive. I wrote like 30k words for nanowrimo in three months when I was 15 and deleted it all in a fit of self-consciousness. When you google some of the fics I wrote, all you get are forum posts of people gushing over the fic – but because of my own insecurity the links are all dead and the fic itself is gone forever. If you by chance have been looking for the fanfic "Hair Dye" for DmC: Devil May Cry…I'm sorry! lol I don't have it either.

No. 761096

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Ate a fuckton with my boyfriend tonight and that was a very bad idea cause my stomach hurts a lot and I can't sleep lol
But hey we watched a movie and it was super fun, I love my moid

No. 761099

ladies I'm in a bit of a pickle
but this is too dumb for me to post in any other thread.
I've recently come into some cash, enough to move out of my parents place and comfortably start my life somewhere new but I don't know what to do lately I've been fantasizing about new york because I could live as a comfortable nobody but I'm scared I'll hate it and be lonely what do you all think?

No. 761101

>>761099
>scared I'll hate it and be lonely
Everyone feels lonely and miserable in a new city/country at some point. You'll probably feel overwhelmed for some time, but don't make a big deal out of it, it's still way better than living with your parents (even if they are loving).

No. 761109

>>761101
thank you anon, I mean I don't have to live in nyc but I'd like to stay in a city so I'd have something to do.

No. 761116

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I want one of those pregnancy U pillows so fucking bad, but I really do not need to drop $40-60 for a pillow right now. Look at how comfy this shit looks

No. 761152

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I just had this sudden memory. Being a young kid in the back of the car on a long trip. Coming on one of those light tunnels, and best when it's dark out and you woke up from a car nap. You go inside and the sounds of the cars in the tunnel picks up, while the lights fly by. So exciting for kid me, I loved that. All groggy and eager to get to the destination but still enjoying the tunnel. I can remember the smell of gasoline too (even though it probably didn't actually smell, that would be concerning, it's a smell I like though). Omg why is that the best thing ever to remember, it's orgasmic I hope I dream this

No. 761165

File: 1615714830572.jpg (347.07 KB, 760x596, morningbreath1.jpg)

Trying to figure out if "woke princess" is a dig at woke culture or just a bad joke

No. 761172

If I was one of these faceless scrotes getting rich off of internet fame, I think I'd just spend the time leading up to my face reveal using that money to fix whatever was wrong with my face, cause realistically they're probably a little busted, liposuction any vast amounts of fat I've amassed, and hit the gym. As long as they have an average face and a half decent body, their stans will fool themselves into thinking they're hot. Seems like a wasted opportunity to not fix yourself up when you have the funds and your anime boy persona to motivate you.
I suppose the current ones could be doing this but every time I'm forced to see what cryaotic looked like, I get weirdly angry that he never even cared to try. I guess looking like ginger Jabba the Hutt wasn't an issue as long as it didn't get in the way of grooming teenage girls.

No. 761179

My wish is to get my finger and toenails surgically removed in a way, where they’ll never grow back. I wouldn’t have to worry about chipping nails, cutting them or the urge to rip my cuticles and the skin around them off. Life would be so much better.

No. 761180

>>761165
just a bad joke i think, this guy's a leftist kind of coomer

No. 761182

File: 1615716882232.jpg (388.58 KB, 1080x1778, face.jpg)

>>761172
Oh, wow, I only saw Cry's ugly face now that you made me curious. Interestingly even today if you google "cryaotic real face" you get images of young Scott Jund for some reason, maybe that's why people were fooled. But there's lolcow to help out.

No. 761200

File: 1615718826761.jpg (55.19 KB, 660x631, eugenia.jpg)

Jfc, Eugenia looks terrifying

No. 761202

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No. 761205

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>>761202
How does she not pass out 15 times a day?

No. 761207

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Went on /pt/ and someone posted CP and now it's burned into my brain help holy fuck

No. 761208

>>761207
reported it. The same image with the same link (I think, didn't click on it) was posted a while ago. Are the mods reporting this to the authorities ffs?

No. 761209

>>761207
That image has been posted a few times. It's fucking vile but I'm hoping that it means that there isn't any more of that girl being produced, and hopefully she's escaped that situation and better now.

No. 761210

>>761208
Thanks anon, I panicked and closed the tab so I regrettably didn't report it, but I saw someone had brought it up on /meta/ so I figured people were on it already. I'm wondering the same thing about the authorities tbh.

>>761209
God I hope so too

No. 761213

I have meta bookmarked and that's a pretty good way to navigate to the store and avoid seeing cp.

No. 761218

>>761207
stop giving the sick scrotes satisfaction, please

No. 761222

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My new favorite restaurant has a number of levels of spicy you can choose, I'm a weak-ass bitch so I never choose anything that is spicier than water but last time I was there I got bored waiting for mom to pick what she wants so I took a peek at them and they literally have a "white people spicy" listed and I'm fucking dead

No. 761224

Incels who keep posting CP on this website need to kill themselves

No. 761226

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I love drawing and art but I have the fine motorskills of a 5-year old with a grown man's hands and adhd, so I can never tell anyone.

If I would've been allowed on the internet as a child I would have posted my retarded oc's on deviantart or Tumblr.

No. 761228

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No. 761236

>>761226
Trust me anons, I’ve seen artists who weren’t that great at first, but magically in a few months or even a year they drastically improve and become incredible at it. Some people just can’t believe in themselves or are in denial that they need to drastically improve. I’m a decent artist but I still have a lot to learn, I really only draw females, but you’re ripe for blossoming because you have no knowledge that can keep you from progressing, you’re not at a point where you know at least some things where you think you don’t need to learn more. Practice a lot of the fundamentals and definitely experiment.

No. 761254

I want to start my own religion / cult. Like I want to force people to drink my blood and smush bugs on their forehead as initiation

No. 761256

>>761254
You need to be charismatic to start a religion and if you were you probably wouldn't be posting on LC.

No. 761259

>>761254
Alright but what are the benefits? Can we kill people I don't like if we join? Will there be parties? Kool-aid?

No. 761262

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I so want to repaint my room in off-white/cream color (it's currently pink) wish me luck to have that done by april

No. 761264

>>761224
Amen to that. Hopefully in a painful way. Yesterday they posted it along with italian and german walls of text, reported that shit and thankfully mods removed it pretty quickly.

No. 761272

The amount of times in a day that I'll read about someones 'narc' mom, narc dad, entire narc family… but you never see anyone posting owning up to being the narc of their family… hmm?

No. 761273

>>761256
That's the sort of attitude that gets you uninvited from the mass suicide.

No. 761277

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>>761272
Never knew there were so many narcotics officers around.

No. 761278

>>761172
Cryaotic groomed teens?? Jesus, I remember watching a fuckton of his videos back when I was first getting into gaming. What a disappointment.

No. 761282

>>761262
Good luck anon! Painting walls is fun and really easy! I've done it quite a few times

No. 761284

>>761282
50 times?

No. 761310

Had a moment earlier where I wasn't even doing anything and I started to see a bunch of silver sparkles in my vision. It happens to me every now and then and usually I'm not standing up suddenly or even moving. Dunno if I should care more about that

No. 761336

Someone please tell this newfag to stop checking if people have replied to me and go do literally anything else(newfag)

No. 761340

>>761336
Stop checking if people have replied to you, go do literally anything else, and also don't use any emojis. See you after your ban!!!

No. 761342

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Besides only fans/cam girling/sugar babies/etc being bad for woman it's not even profitable any more. All the girls going into sex work now are flooding the market, or will entered it flooded. Making 1k+ on only fans is as hard as being a popular twitch streamer now.
Not to mention to many people now become SW completely unaware of the danger or problems

No. 761350

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Some of you give me bad second-hand embarrassment

No. 761351

I really want a puppy in the future but puppy rearing freaks me out in the same way that raising a child freaks me out. I'd also prefer a senior dog for personality and training reasons, on top of senior dogs deserving love too, but I'm hesitant to get another dog in the future. I've spent most of my life growing up with my dog and the idea of not having a dog around just fucking sucks, but I fear that I won't be able to provide it with all it deserves because time commitments to work or financial reasons. Ugh.

No. 761353

>>761350
only SOME of us? Damn, we need to try harder

No. 761368

I really don't know how mukbangers can eat and live like that. You have to be sick in the head to enjoy this and do it over and over again. Also, this is such a horrible phenomenon as a whole: people wasting hundreds of dollars to eat food that not only they don't need, but fucks up their health a lot, and millions of people watching them, giving them money indirectly or directly for stuffing their mouths like pigs. It's pure insanity. I hate how popular they are and when the youtubers specify something like "enough food for a family of 5!" you really think behaving like this is okay? Disguting

No. 761374

About to get my covid vaccine if I start talking about how much I admire and respect jeff bezos call the cops

No. 761376

I wish I could care about something so irrelevant as much as those nonnies in /meta/ care about those threads

No. 761380

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>>761350
Oh I have similar pic

No. 761382

fellas i just had to explain to my mom what e-girls are

No. 761384

>>761382
samefag to add that i'm not entirely sure myself

No. 761389

>>761382
the other night i had to explain mine what incels are, it was a trip

No. 761393

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>>761350
That's what I think when anons say they're similar to cows like Shayna or Luna kek
Or any cow, really.

No. 761394

This summer I'm going to the beach at the sea, wear a bikini and ENJOY it. I love swimming but haven't swum since my early teens because I'm so selfconcious about my body, but no more.

No. 761395

>>761394
good for u queen. have fun!

No. 761396

>>761394
I live in Ireland and and it's barely warm here and girls go to loughs and beaches in those god awful thong bikinis. There'll always be some girl with her ass hanging out taking all the heat lol

No. 761399

I feel like posting in meta is like screaming into the void at this point

No. 761411

Not dumbass shit but the police found a 22yo pedo scrote in a motel room with a missing young female minor

No. 761413

>>761411
Post it on the news stories thread, sis you're letting all the dumbass out

No. 761415

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>>761109
Anon, come to Philly. It's cheaper here, less crowded, and there's so many things to do. Making friends here is a piece of cake

No. 761417

>>761415
This girl posted on lolcow at some point, where are spaghetti queen

No. 761456

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Most LC users are boring as hell, no joke. Like damn none of y’all have any hobbies? Any interests besides debating over which naked fruity man is the sexiest to you? This isn’t funny, stop laughing. This is a crime against humanity

No. 761457

Tiktok sperg ahead: I hate how people go out of their way to misunderstand ratbastardmina, it's only because she dares to criticize sex work, porn and men in general.

No. 761462

>>761456
>Any interests besides debating over which naked fruity man is the sexiest to you?
sorry most of us aren't lesbians

No. 761467

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>>761456
The curse of every social media site is that the people who have the most time to be on the site have the least for other things. Anyone with a hobby can't be on lolcow 24/7

No. 761477

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>>761462
>you have to be gay to be interesting
that explains a lot

No. 761482

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>>761477
straights being boring is the gay agenda

No. 761489

>>761482
that poor animu girl looks inbred

No. 761498

>>761456
Every time I'll need boyfriend advice from other anons i'll attach a list of my non-relationship-related hobbies to appease you o cruel, judging anon.

No. 761514

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Even on fucking mother’s day people have to find a way to include scrotes. I’ve had enough ladies.

No. 761515

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I ordered a wig from amazon, don't judge! and god I'm so fucking nervous. I saw a lot of good reviews, but I got a color that was different from most of them, and some people also said they got defective shiny and thin wigs. I'm gonna be so happy if it arrives and is actually cute though.

No. 761518

>>761514
One adult man teaching another adult man how to crossdress better.. motherhood

No. 761524

>>761417
Ayrt, I'm not spaghetti-anon but it looked like someone I know so I saved it lmao (and honestly still not sure that it isn't her)

No. 761535

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>>761456
Anon, I’ll have you know that I’m really fucking funny. I reassure you that I’m really interesting and not boring at all. I have a full life full of hobbies you just don’t know about.

No. 761536

>>761514
They put it before all those other ones… wtf

No. 761539

>>761456
But I like being boring though.

No. 761540

This is really stupid but, sometimes I'll type out a post when I'm discussing something with another anon and think my post sounds kind of rude, but I'm also trying to work on being more firm when speaking to people and not watering down or sweetening what I say so I'll post it anyway. When anons reply saying they weren't trying to be confrontational it makes me feel so fucking bad cause neither am I! Ugh I know no one cares, but I just wish I didn't sound so mean in all of my posts lmao

No. 761541

I feel like a large degenerate. I don't know why I find men with buzzcuts more attractive than a man with a full head of hair. Am I just the female version of Vlad and I'll inevitably have a scrote be my BDSM gimpgirl? I just want to get their bald head and smack it until their skin goes red. I've been trying to hide this from all of my guy friends because I don't want to ruin my relationship with them, but when they get a buzzcut I have such a large urge to fuck them right there and smack their head like the useless scrote they are. I feel like I would be attracted to the shaved heads the Jews would have in the holocaust and I would feel so guilty. what the fuck am I talking about? Man.

No. 761545

>>761415
hahaha really? I love hearing about the chaos of Philly so I will def have to check it out. I'm born and raised west coast and idk something about the east coast is calling my name I'm a little bitch that cant stand the cold but the vibes seem cool

No. 761546

>>761540
The more carefully I word my posts… the more I seem to have anons come along and completely twist my words. I don't even know how.

No. 761552


No. 761556

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>>761540
Aw you sound sweet anon. But honestly don’t feel too bad. I know I don’t take it personally when anons are bitchy, I like it actually, since I know you guys can also be kind and thoughtful and funny. Like yeah say exactly how you feel sis, be mad be rude if you want to!
Women absolutely can benefit from being less concerned with minding others feefees and stop self-policing constantly. This place helped me in that aspect. And like the brusqueness makes the board feel more comfortable and genuine tbh. I’m tired of the passive aggressive fake nice environment in other female spaces.

No. 761557

>>761556
I was gonna come whine about some anons being needlessly mean and shitty to my vents but then I remembered the rest sweet anons who gave me advice or just asked questions that helped me deal with shit. We shouldn't let a few mean anons take away from the sweet ones.

No. 761564

>>761556
To be fair I see a lot of fake niceness on here too lmao

I always see “Aw ily2 anon!” after an hour autistic standoff in the art discussion thread between anons with serious anger/pride issues

No. 761566

>>761152
anon I love your post! You might like to fall asleep to those type of videos, they are super comfy because they remind me of falling asleep in cars as a kid kek

No. 761570

>>761099
As a NYer who loves to hate this place, I think it's as easy to make friends as it is to become isolated and lonely. But I guess that could really apply to anywhere you live. NYC is stupid expensive and I can't afford to move out without a roommate, the city is a fucking dump, and fuck the MTA, but honestly I can't see myself living anywhere else. The opportunity, the convenience, but I guess it's easy for me to say since my family and friends are here. Even when I left for college in much, much nicer place upstate (and abroad), I always felt weirdly comforted when I came home through the disgusting pit that is penn station or the fuckhole that is JFK. Maybe I'm just a masochist for this place after living here for so long kek.

No. 761581

My wisdom teeth are finally coming in and one of them hurts so BADDD, I can see it coming through but I'm not sure if it's correctly coming in. It's not unbearable but it's really annoying and I don't know if it's enough to warrant an immediate dentist appointment. Probably is but I don't have the time and it sucks.

No. 761593

I sometimes forget that some breeds of dogs are dogs, if that makes sense. I look at the Obama dog, and I'm like ya that's a human, but then I look at a lab or something, and I'm like "that's a dog"

No. 761600

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Are zoomers saying "le me" now what the fuck?????????

No. 761602

>>761564
I don’t see how you arrive at the conclusion that niceness is fake as if getting into anonymous slap fight means you have to stay beefing, weird shit. And like the fact that you can’t tell if the person who is sweet to you in another thread is the same bitch you infight with earlier is the best part.

No. 761605

Who the fuck is the anon that keeps saying doja cat is a terf

No. 761607

>>761605
God I hope so

No. 761616

>>761605
I said it on the 2021 predictions thread kek but it was my first time mentioning it … seems we're two nonnies pushing the dojaterf agenda

No. 761623

>>761616
Idk if you got it from the first anon that mentioned it awhile ago, but I genuinely want to know what about Doja is giving you terf vibes lmao not a radfem so maybe I just can't sense it, but I need to know

No. 761630

>>761623
Nah, didn't even know someone else posted about it! Idk, she just gives me the vibes. I haven't seen her interacting with or defending troons like other celebrities and didn't she spend time in right leaning chatrooms and chans?

No. 761640

I like Poppy, I like Mars Argo, and Titanic Sinclair sucks shit through a brick wall

No. 761641

Every time I see Lori making that stupid ass pouty expression with her eyes crossed I just want to sock her right in her face.

No. 761646

Harry Styles won a grammy wearing a muppet on his neck i’m so happy

No. 761647

>>761640
You're right and you should say it

No. 761653

>>761640
I hate all of them.

No. 761654

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Idk if they're a southern American thing, but chewies are so fucking underrated. They are so much better than brownies. I've never made them before, but I have a very strong urge to make some right now, I haven't had them in so long

No. 761655

>>761654
I'm from the upper-midwest and never in my life have I heard of these, so it might be a southern thing. What's in them?

No. 761656

>>761655
Brown sugar, pecans, butter, and all the other basic shit you use for desserts. I've done a little research and I think they're similar to blondies? I've never had a blondie before though, so I'm not sure.

No. 761665

If Taylor Swift doesn’t win the Grammy for Artist of the Year, I am going to kill myself.

Obviously I’m not being serious, but yeah she deserves a win. Even if you’re not a stupid ass swiftie like me, Folklore is objectively a great album.

No. 761667

>>761654
>>761656
Northeastfag here, that definitely looks like blondies to me. They’re super good.

No. 761673

I know I'm just a dumbass who needs to get over herself but I got ghosted recently and it stings more than it should, he was just a hookup but the ghosting was totally random. I don't mean to be a big baby over it but I'm annoyed time to unfollow all my hoes and go celibate.

No. 761674

>>761665
hard disagree

No. 761680

>>761044
I'm so close to finding the author at least, I feel really creepy and like a loser for going to these lengths but this fic has been on my mind for an entire year.

I found her old tumblr friend's twitter account but it looks like a personal IRL account and I'm not even sure if they're still friends like /that/ and I'm too scared to ask anything FACKIN' HELL

No. 761683

>>761665
I like Taylor but Dua deserves it! FN is great, she did a million of presentations, an amazing online concert, she did features with diverse artists from all over the world and had like 4 different hits. This was her year

No. 761688

>>761656
Hm blondies sounds more familiar but I still don't think I've had them before. I'll have to give them a try. Thanks for bringing them to my attention!

No. 761689

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I really want a body pillow with big bara tiddies so I can put my face between them and feel the bliss of the big bara tiddies engulfing all of my problems and turning them into fairy dust.

No. 761696

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Spoiler warning: kinda like a nude. Eric andre has to have some hormone imbalance, he looks so womanly or something

No. 761699

>>761696
His thighs look like mine, not sure if that’s embarrassing for me, him, or the both of us.

No. 761701

>>761665
Shit, samefag here. I meant Album of The Year. Either way she won! I’m not killing myself!

No. 761710

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I will never understand the Azealia slander, I never will. People claiming she could have been “way more famous” if she were to just shut up and have socially acceptable views and a marketable appearance is very sad to me. I mean music listeners already know that a lot of the times music is much more than the actual music and it’s really about the fan-artist relationship and stage presence that they have. She was just sadly snubbed and she’s not very attentive on knowing how to bait an audience by being outrageous and outspoken and when to also be very reserved about your personal life and happenings. Lana honestly does this same shit just without the cat cooking and voodoo and gets away with it, she always manages to say controversial shit but gets out of it because she knows what’s enough and never goes as far as what she really wants to say. So sadly, she was just snubbed because she isn’t another pop idol ready to appease handmaidens or twitterfags for bowing to the gays or troons (even though she said she does make music for gays just like lady gaga)

No. 761713

>>761696
he's just overweight anon, now that i think about some men probably have some weight disubation around the legs and hips like him, but he clearly is just borderline fat

No. 761716

>>761710
I wonder what the people who act like her personality and controversy are her ruin think about kanye? he pissed a lot of people off but that seemed to only increase his appeal

No. 761717

>>761716
Exactly anon, but when some black female artist who doesn’t give into the trap queen hooker look that seems to be popular in hip hop and pop and is kind of weird does the same shit, everyone must ignore her or sink her boat. It’s even crazier because people can set aside their own biases against Kanye and appreciate his music but a lot of people can’t do that for Azealia. Sucks ass

No. 761719

>>761710
I was on her side and loved her for her music/outspokenness, until I figured out she lied about killing her cat (wasn't just a matter of "normal" death and then digging up the body, that's not how the ritual works), and that she's probably done the same to other animals.

No. 761723

>>760621
One of my favorite review section interactions is when websites allow Q&A and some anachan or PeTiTe person is like
>im so smol literally tiny etc etc etc would S fit me?
and someone considerably heavier than her at a similar height responds with
>yea i got S and it fit me well so i think it'll fit you too
I like to think of the anachan just absolutely seething that the fat person thought they were the same size. The audacity!

No. 761726

>>761719
This and buying a dead child's skull and shitting on fka twigs

No. 761739

>>761726
when did she hate on fka twigs?

No. 761740

Eggs and fries or pasta? Both would be accompanied with spinach and tomato

No. 761742


No. 761747

>>761739
NTA, but it's in one of the past celebricows threads. She insisted Twigs was lying about Shia LaBeouf abusing her, and said "getting STDs is part of being an adult" when he gave her (Twigs) an STD without her knowledge.

No. 761752

Fuck my alarm for waking me up from a nice dream. I know I should have set it 10 minutes later

No. 761765

>>761752
What was it about? (if you can remember)

No. 761777

Whenever some "gcanon" is using the term "faggot" or "dyke" to refer to gay people it makes me wonder if it's an actual gender critical anon or a homophobic scrote who just hates trannies. It's cringey nevertheless.

No. 761792

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>discord anime
>talk about a character
>"I really hope he isn't sus"
>scrote mainsplain me as if I didn't understand anything about the character
>he evens goes "._."

No. 761793

>>761792
Block him

No. 761808

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I wish I had someone nice and sweet to talk with, just someone sweet, I don't want to talk about strong or dark subjects, and I don't want to talk about nerdy stuff for once, and I don't want to talk about why the world is shit. I just want to talk about flowers and cakes, I'm tired

No. 761819

>>761792
'pretty sus you're defending him so hard dude'
and watch the seethe
I did something similar with an obnoxious scrote in a discord I frequent, except over the word 'creep' instead of 'sus'. Then, whenever he would direct a message at me, I'd response with 'kinda creepy lol', an obvious joke but it drove him up the wall kek

No. 761837

>>761765
Very hard to explain but basically spending time with friends then suddenly my best friend and a cute scrote + random people were there. We played football (soccer for burgers) and it was nice. This is very oversimplified as I have forgotten most of it and also it probably doesn't make sense without all the personal context so sorry if this was not the interesting dream you expected!
>>761710
I've seen her mentioned everywhere after I started listening to 212 on repeat. I would say she's based with her troon hate but she's obviously mentally ill and needs help.
>>761696
Where the fuck is his penis?
>>761640
Same.

No. 761874

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This is a real image that appeared in my biology lab just now

No. 761886

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dogs are good

No. 761888

>>761886
People who hate dogs always have sociopathic and/or narcissistic tendencies, it's just facts.

No. 761892


No. 761893

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>>761837
>Where the fuck is his penis?
here

No. 761894

>>761723
Yeah, it's so cringy when people humblebrag about their weight or even post like…half naked posing photos in item reviews. Like who are you trying to impress on amazon.com customer images kek

No. 761895

>>761888
That’s an absolute truth.

No. 761898

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No. 761919

Meghan Markle reminds me of Jodi Arias for some reason

No. 761941

>>761893
Forget I said anything

No. 761957

>>761898
This is what i thought, his pubes are sus

No. 761963

>>761888
This but with people who are into crypto

No. 761967

I really need a diary or something but I can't have a physical one because I'm scared someone's gonna find it, idk any good hiding spots in my apartment. And I'm really paranoid about having a digital one due to privacy concerns and cringing at myself typing my feelings out. Are there any paranoid farmers with diaries out there?

No. 761974

>>761967
>cringing at myself typing my feelings out
read about artist's journal as explained in The Artist's Way

No. 761975

>>761898
This just described men in general

No. 761978

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something about dua lipa reminds me of a female adam driver: she is so damn ugly and boring looking and the anons hyping her up are deluded white supremacist lesbians(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE)

No. 761980

So I'm guessing the male furry retard in meta is the one who has been spamming us and now he's just demanding his own board in order to stop, lovely. I didn't want to reply to his bait but I just have to say that this guy should go fuck himself with a cactus.

No. 761983

>>761978
> white supremacist lesbians
but she's literally an albanian…. hardly the prototypical aryan

No. 761984

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>>761980
>me as a male would like to tell you women how to run and operate a site
>USER HAS BEEN OUT OUT THE PASTURE

Good riddance scrote and kill yourself while you’re at it, kek

No. 761985

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From meta. I'm afraid we're gonna get flooded by zoophile porn pics or something soon

No. 761986

>>761874
mess with the crabbo, you get the stabbo

No. 761988

>>761967
I write in the notes on my laptop, and when im done i delete everything and close the program (so no one can “undo” it)

No. 761989

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Oh shit we got a real badass fedora tipper here equipped with gigabytes of illegal child pornography, gore, and furry art. Men never seize to fail my expectations of them being invaders and destroyers of everything possibly good in this world

No. 761991

When someone posts about men, we all know it doesn't mean every single man that has ever lived, when people post about white people and you go "i don't do that but okay", you understand that it's not about you and carry on. So why the fuck do I keep seeing this bullshit whenever someone posts vagina related art under some "Female this or that" name? Suddenly you have to add NOT ALL FEMALES HAVE VAGINAS, bitch what is the reason? There's lots of women without utero or ovaries yet you never see them screaming about art like that posted on some female subs and so on.

No. 761992

>>761989
KEK I hope you're being sarcastic on that last line because the only thing this guy's destroyed is my impression of him from his post.
>nothing personnel, kid

No. 761993

>>761985
The Zookeeper is a pretty lame villain name

No. 761994

>>761991
You know the answer. Men only come into female spaces to talk about men.

No. 761995

>>761989
This is the cringeworthiest moid larp yet.

No. 762022

>>761993
Maybe it's fitting. Maybe we're going to do more enrichment exercises. I hope we get a tire swing.

No. 762032

>>761989
Imagine needing attention this badly… it’s so pathetic and sad when you think about it, really.

No. 762035

>>761985
I’m gonna snap that dudes ankles

No. 762036

>>761989
just namefag things

No. 762041

>>761989
I hope this isn’t the same faggot that spammed dog human porn on that other board

No. 762044

>>761994
Goddamit

No. 762047

>>761991
What? You definitely do constantly see people screaming about “not all men” or “not all white people”.

No. 762063

"Did you post in the other threads???" posts should be banned. Why are we even witch hunting posters to see if they posted in different threads?

No. 762070

>>762063
Yes I hate that too. They want the site to be am echo chamber and act like anyone with a different opinion is all one person. And every time someone’s said that to me I haven’t even been whatever person from another thread they were talking about.

No. 762080

Just learned tamala the cat is getting a sequel!

No. 762086

>>762047
it's almost like white men need to be deleted

No. 762087

Pg tips>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>yorkshire gold

No. 762089

Celebrity worship is retarded
Worshiping some random youtuber is even worse.

No. 762090

>>762089
The amount I've seen someone mock celebrity worship, but coom their pants over some random influencer

No. 762093

my main mixed gender friend group has a couple of misognyistic men but they’re also the only group that will tolerate my tranny hating and man hating, while my smaller all women friend group doesn’t tolerate misogyny but they defend trannies to the death and get mad every time i try to discuss the subject (they also defend regular men but to a lesser extent)

No. 762096

>>761978
Dua lipa is very cute though, I am not even bi/lesboja

No. 762101

>>762096
kek anon i know youre not serious but if you want to properly finnfag say lesbo, lesboja means lesbians (so multiple people). i agree dua lipa is cute and i really liked fn, some anon posted on unpopular opinions how she hated fn and how her music is boring. i wonder if its just one vendetta-chan lol

No. 762104

>>762096
Saying lesboja, looking like some DID ass system type of dummy

No. 762112

File: 1615832470940.jpg (12.13 KB, 365x287, EBEZ3PaXoAA0gYT.jpg)

My younger sibling knows about my 3DS/Switch and I don't really wanna share

No. 762115

>>761978
why are they banning her
shes right

No. 762126

>>762101
>>762104
Yes, I was just kidding, but thanks for your concern lol it sounds funny in my native language as well, like an endearing nickname.

No. 762131

>>762101
>i wonder if its just one vendetta-chan lol

It is. They’ve been shitting up threads in snow too. They’re literally obsessed lol.

No. 762144

>>761993
Right? If he wanted to scare us he could at least choose a name that doesn't make him sound like Kero the Wolf

No. 762149

File: 1615837373990.jpg (278.54 KB, 1080x1063, Screenshot_20210315_212522.jpg)

me after i tell people not to be impressed by men doing the bare minimum then getting happy when this scrote likes a few feminist posts on instagram
>>762131
knew it! who the fuck has a hateboner for dua lipa of all people though??

No. 762158

>>762126
Ok, now get ready for hompet

No. 762175

>>762158
… The what?

No. 762185

>>761978
>something about dua lipa reminds me of a female adam driver

No wonder I like her! time to be lesboja

No. 762188

>>761984
I hope this motherfucker dies

No. 762189

>>762175
Finnish for the nicer way to say faggots, fruits
>>762185
This is me everyday

No. 762193

>>762189
animo taught me nihongese, lolcow will teach me finish

No. 762196

File: 1615841691014.jpeg (84.46 KB, 743x921, 671388F0-C8D4-4338-9AB2-3CAF89…)

I am still binging nathan for you and this dude is actually amazing, why the fuck didn’t no anons ever force me to watch this before, still have the last season left

No. 762230

wtf is this

No. 762233

>>762230
How tf do you become like this?

No. 762240

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>>761978
lmao nice take
she reminds me of cursed dumbass youtuber from Finland
picrel

No. 762242

>>762196
that last episode hits like a truck

No. 762243

>>762240
Ok and now post the new nose, i dare u

No. 762244

>>762242
I am on the uber episode, still have 4 left! I usually hate scrotes and mostly wanna hurt them but nathan is a cutie, what the fuck

No. 762250

File: 1615846493393.webm (6.41 MB, 320x390, Better off alone.webm)

I think about this video a lot

No. 762251

>>761978
i don't think she looks like adam driver but those fake lips are terrible

>>762240
cute. who?

No. 762252

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No. 762255

>>762244
Where are you watching it? I've always wanted to see but could only find little bits of the episodes, never full… hurts me to think theres Nathan content out there I haven't seen

No. 762261

>>762250
His dancing whilst playing is really impressive, I feel exhausted just watching

No. 762262

I just came to the realization that my bf kind of looks like a more handsome/less fat version of how Andrew Dobson draws himself. Like, he doesn't look like irl Dobson thank god, but still.

No. 762265

>>762255
Real prime wire club!
>>762251
Papananaama on yt

No. 762274

>>762080
Yesss, I love Tamala!! I've known about this, but just seeing her posted in the wild makes me indescribably happy.

No. 762275

>>762265
ILY thank you so much

No. 762277

>>762275
Fans of nathan uniting, ily2

No. 762306

the mod in the celebcow thread can suck my ass

No. 762309

>>762306
What happened nonny

No. 762315

>>762242
WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING, also his awkwardness has rubbed on me as I am blushing at the lamest shit

No. 762352

>>762306
they all kinda suck ass

No. 762364

>>762306
HARD agree. Fucking embarrassing.

No. 762368

Some anon saying she plans to try to have a baby, it's insane for me to think some of y'all have full ass kids out there

Big respect though, I'd probably be too tired for anything if i had one! Enjoy your imageboarding, moms of LC

No. 762375

>>762306
looking at some of the posts redtexted in there you probably deserve it

No. 762405

File: 1615862376656.jpeg (61.23 KB, 720x720, 1580241132577.jpeg)

There's a forest across my house and I thought I saw a light, then I saw that light ascending and now I am just trying to convince myself it was just a drone. A mere drone at 4am in a pitch dark forest.

No. 762425

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I won't infight with anyone ever again, I'll start encouraging everyone to become the best version of themselves, and I'll be a nice happy anon, in hopes people here can give me some genuine affection or good feelings back because I'm affection/attention/frienship/ starved from 0 irl interactions

No. 762429

>>762405
go investigate

No. 762430

File: 1615865126130.jpg (Spoiler Image,127.19 KB, 736x736, 04217d4854342b2cce9c8be69c62a7…)

I keep opening the spoiler images kinda compulsively as I scroll down, even if I am not interested in the thread at all
Some surprises are good, some not so much. But I'll always keep doing it

No. 762432

>>762429
Fuck no, there's snow and a road between us. It wouldn't be that ludicrous to see a drone during the day, maybe mapping out the forest but what the fuck.

No. 762433

File: 1615865584000.jpg (191.78 KB, 1084x1084, fvujhFHBDfhbe.jpg)

took 400ug of acid a few days ago and i realized some very important things but i forgot them. my cat tried getting into my room and i had to explain to him that i was busy, he looked like a stranger so i was very polite. also i went back through my entire childhood, cried, and then watched some fun videos. intense but fun!

No. 762438

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>>762425
I see you nonny and I hope you have a happy day/night. You deserve love and good things.

No. 762441

I just got a very long wig, and god I was so excited to wear it, but jesus christ this motherfucker is hard to manage. I don't even have a wig stand to hold it, it's sitting on a can of heavy starch. Attempting to straighten it, pray for me.

Also, whoever is posting animal pictures in meta: ily

No. 762445

>>762441
Samefag, I also have to cut the bangs cause they're too long and have a bunch of long strands, and I'm fucking terrified that they will be too straight and won't be wispy anymore. Gonna kms

No. 762458

File: 1615868045091.jpg (35.67 KB, 400x571, Naoko Takeuchi.jpg)

Happy B day to Naoko Takeuchi

No. 762460

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>>762430

That’s brave of you anon, I always read the text for context clues because I hate the nasty ones.

No. 762461

>>762457
pls spoiler next time anon…I did not need to see this tonight

No. 762462

I hope I'm making the master grid anon in the FaceApp thread proud by trying to guess everyone kek

No. 762468

File: 1615868754207.png (72.16 KB, 211x244, 1555298049459.png)

my boyfriend wears velcro shoes

No. 762472

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>>762468
Anon I knew a really cool girl whose bf wore toe shoes everyday sooo it could be worse.

No. 762474

>>762472
holy shit, yeah you're right

No. 762477

>>762462
you are, and she loves you

i already have candidates in mind for a 2.0 but i would wait awhile after the first one is done to post it not to be too exhaustive. what the fuck was I spending the last couple days of my spring break doing

No. 762479

>>762460
bara tiddies

No. 762489

File: 1615873160502.jpg (88.24 KB, 735x640, 1596403405280.jpg)

I'm always buying pre-chopped up fruits and baby wipes and I'm 25, so sometimes people at the store will ask me about my baby, and I have to quickly formulate a lie so they don't know I'm just lazy and prefer not to have a shitty asshole

No. 762494

>>762489
You would save so much money and environmental waste in the long run by just buying a portable bidet

No. 762496

>>762494
They're biodegradable eco-friendly wipes, actually, asswipe technology has come far
also I don't know anything about bidets and I don't know if they're be able to spray inside of my anus, and if they did, I suspect it would feel like when you drink out of a water fountain and it goes up your nose

No. 762507

>>762489
I love this post. I hope wherever you reside in life, your wipes are always plenty and your fruit always chopped.

No. 762509

I love watching tarot pop culture readings idc. Especially antphrodite. I'm more of the non-psychic non-spiritual tarot reader but it's still fun seeing how people interpret the future with them (especially when it happens to come true). Also any tarot anons have cute deck recommendations? I've had my rider-waite deck since July and I think I'm ready to branch out

No. 762510

>>762509
Omg I love these too! Do you want a free tarot read right now? shoot me a question and I'll do it free

No. 762511

File: 1615876106323.jpeg (6.07 KB, 248x237, 3.jpeg)

>>762507
Thank you, anon, I hope good things find you

No. 762521

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>>762511
nta but your image made my night. love those weird tiny little dogs

No. 762523

>>762510
Nta but wish I was

No. 762525

>>762523
why didn't you just pretend you were!? you missed out you dumb bitch!!

No. 762528

>>762525
Because I don't like being dishonest, nonny

No. 762530

>>762460
fuck lolcow for making me enjoy seeing picrel

No. 762534

File: 1615881483383.gif (Spoiler Image,665.5 KB, 400x300, 1615815350349.gif)

>>762530
You wrote "thanks" wrong

No. 762540

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How can I be so bad at sleeping
To add insult to injury my boyfriend sleeps in like 20 seconds or less (I've counted more than once) after hitting the pillow
I just wanna sleep and have nice dreams

No. 762543

File: 1615883440671.jpg (1.44 MB, 2048x1536, 1615843961361.jpg)

wtf is that midget thing? Reminds me why I should not gain muscle as a short woman

No. 762545

>>762543
Samefag, maybe it was a little mean to call him a thing. Sorry to this teenage mutant ninja turtle looking "man".

No. 762547

>>760821
I'm a lesbian fujo and never got this tbh. The female characters are made to pander to scrotes, why should I be expected to find them attractive? I get side-eyed a lot of times for preferring male characters over female ones but the thing is, I don't find the male characters "attractive" as true men, I just like their character concept. I think this rings true to a lot of fujos.

But anyway I get what you mean, I hate that a lot of us have to fake being into scroteshit created for straight men just because tee hee boobies are soooo hot please don't take my lesbian card away. It's no wonder so many fujos troon out and start dating other fakebois when their sexuality is invalidated all the time.

No. 762549

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No. 762550

>>762549
I read it as "Me when me" and I felt

No. 762551

>>761696
I kinda wanna fuck Eric Andre now fuck you anon

No. 762553

>>762551
Are you the same anon as >>762530

No. 762558

Second hand cringe Trixie obsessed anon from Unhealthy Obsessions gave me is just too much, good for her to be able to stop but damn I want to unread it so badly

No. 762560

Men cum like half a tablespoon why are creampies always so damn messy

No. 762562

>>762553
no im >>762530, anon is alone with her attraction to eric whatshisname

No. 762565

>>762562
Based and dr*verpilled

No. 762587

>>762543
Is that Blaire White on the right?

No. 762590

File: 1615894477071.jpg (112.49 KB, 736x736, f413480eb0216118d779d9e7824d42…)

A suggestion

No. 762592

>>762590
I would like some of that boba boba juice.

No. 762596

I love how last year I was like "oh i don't like nendoroids" but now I have one and preordered two more

No. 762597

>>762596
KEK is this not me. Got one of a character I like and now whenever I like a new one the first thing I do is check for nendos

No. 762601

Carrey-chan shouldn't be lumped with Epstein and Saville (although I don't know the anons, I can't help but end up associating them with those pedos) because she's wholesome, she manifests shit and make a big ass chart of her daughters for us to play with
Love you Carrey-chan, I'd pick marry in the FMK game

No. 762626

I'm a radfem, BUT
I think there's things MEN shouldn't do, like wearing dresses, makeup and nailpolish. In fact, nobody should do it by force, societal norms, or because they feel ugly, but MEN specially need to stop. It's ugly, it looks disgusting, they look like ugly faggots and they mock the way women look, only women can look beautiful in dresses. Fuck men honestly.

I also think men have innate stupid qualities, like being oblivious, wanting to do stupid shit by themselves, and only thinking about coom.

What do you girls think?

No. 762633

>>762626
>I'm totes a radfem!!!
>Talks about "ugly faggots"
>Screeching about how the restrictive feminine style standards are only meant for women despite most of it created by men
>wdy GURRRLLLSS think of my ott bait???
Uh-huh

No. 762635

>>762626
>how do you do, fellow girls?

But drag makeup really needs to go, honestly. It's horrifying.

No. 762638

>>762633
I'll say it again, they look like ugly faggots. It's not bait, I hate men in dresses. Only women can pull dresses off. Also I wasn't even thinking of restrictive dresses, I was thinking of camisoles and praire dresses, but whatever.

No. 762642

>>762635
>>762633
This is why I hate stating my opinion on men in dresses here, I'm immediately called a scrote because I hate men that look like faggots. No hate to homosexual men though.
I guess it's because I'm thinking in spanish, and in spanish we have a distinction between being gay and looking maricón or joto.

No. 762643

>>762642
Samefagging but what's wrong with hating faggots? I don't get it, I love hating on men. Men are disgusting parasites and faggots love mocking women, but hetties fawn over them because it's woke. Like, seriously, normal gay men are fine, effeminate faggots that wear dresses are not though. Faggots and troons have more in common than you think.

I only love lesbians (love all lesbians ♥) and bisexual women and hetero women. Men are unnecesary.

No. 762645

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>>762626
Technically not a dress but kilts are basically skirts, so same difference.

You're just conditioned to think like that. Everybody should just wear whatever, there's a difference between being a GNC man and being a troon or uwu enbie

No. 762646

File: 1615900900658.jpg (614.09 KB, 1600x1999, Image-(2).jpg)

>>762645
Oh no that's fine, kilt is fine, and "cultural dresses" are fine, they look manly and hot. What I hate is THIS faggot. And everyone who looks like this. It's clearly more femenine. And everyone thinks it's super progressive. Fuck faggots like these.

No. 762647

>>762643
For a lot of history both men and women basically just wore some robes over their body. I don't have any problem with men wearing dresses, and I wouldn't even mind dating a GNC man - just as you also pointed out, they ofter tend to go down the troon pipeline, and I don't want any of that.

No. 762648

File: 1615901035857.jpg (371.4 KB, 850x1360, strawberry-1.jpg)

>>762647
>For a lot of history both men and women basically just wore some robes over their body.
Yeah like I said that's fine. Love that. Respect that.

But this shit? this shit needs to die already. They don't look good, they look like shit, I fucking hate when men wear femenine dresses.

No. 762650

>>762646
No piece of cloth is inherently feminine or masculine, man should be free to experiment with fashion too. The reason we are full of trannies thinking that long hair === am gurl uwu, is because people think the shit you do grandma.

No. 762652

>>762648
>>762646
These are sissies
>>762645
these are normal men

that's the difference

No. 762653

>>762650
>No piece of cloth is inherently feminine or masculine
Literally wrong. Women are more of an S shape, and men are a [] shape, usually. We are different by biology. Clothes accomodate to our biology.

>man should be free to experiment with fashion too

Imagine shilling men this hard

>The reason we are full of trannies thinking that long hair === am gurl uwu

That's more like it's their brainrot full of coom, some random woman's opinion on men in dresses are not going to stop men from being disgusting pieces of shit, stop thinking it's womens fault
And I love the way I think, thank you

No. 762654

>>762638
>>762642
>>762643
I hate troons just as much as the next person and think dresses on men look awful since they're simply not made for their bodies but repeating this "ugly faggots in dresses" mantra is spergy as shit and sounds scrotey no matter how much you explain it with muh cultural differences. Just call them ugly, unkempt men because that's what the pictures you're posting look like.

No. 762655

>>762654
>Just call them ugly, unkempt men because that's what the pictures you're posting look like.
Even if they were well kept, they still can't pull off dresses and femenine shapes. It's not possible. We have different shapes by default. It's biology.

No. 762656

>>762654
> but repeating this "ugly faggots in dresses" mantra is spergy as shit and sounds scrotey
then Azealia Banks is a scrote since she loves calling out faggots. And she's based.

No. 762658

>>762654
How is calling them ugly faggots in dresses "scrotey"? Have you ever heard a girl describe an ugly faggot in a dress? They say "Holy fuck, that's one ugly faggot. Also that dress looks like shit."
Scrotes would simply fuck it.

No. 762662

my bf did this
my bf did that
my bf sucks
my bf is a loser

why are you such a fucking retard? you know the solution, just break up with him
there is literally nothing worthwhile about relationships anyways lmao, you’re just begging yourself to get hurt literally leave that garbage pile and move on with your life you have to keep on running

No. 762664

>>762646
>>762648
I don't know why anons are harassing you over this. He DOES look ugly.
Women have a natural beauty, and our gendered clothing is meant to be a sort of accentuation to that. Men don't have the same kinds of bodies we do, so these clothes (which often already look ridiculous on us, literally the people they're meant for) look downright clownish on them.
Also, "faggot" is a term for gay men. Women don't owe shit to men, including gay ones. For every gay man that's called women cunts, bitches, etc, that's one more time we can call them "faggots", lmao.
And don't forget how many gay men are weird skinwalkers about women. Like they think because they're not attracted to women, they have free reign to obsess over them to unhealthy degrees (some reach AGP levels where they project themselves onto pop idols in the most cringy/gross ways, this isn't uncommon at all), say inappropriate shit to them, physically grab them, etc. Remember those gay male fans that had Charli XCX sign their fucking poppers and buttplugs and shit when she didn't know what they were, or the gay men at one of her concerts who harassed and pissed on on a girl because they wanted to stand in her spot? Never forget scrote nature.

No. 762665

>>762662
calm down there femcel

No. 762666

>>762650
>man should be free to experiment with fashion too.
Letting men use dresses IS why we have so many troons now. And they think they are better than women, when our natural bodies have curves that look beautiful in comfy dresses that accomodate our shapes. Men can never look good in the same garments as us, it's fashion 101, common sense 101, biology 101. Even while being a radfem I know this. We owe nothing to men, and we owe nothing to gay men who love to make fun of us, and we owe nothing to men in dresses who think they look revolutionary for doing what women were obligated to do forever.

No. 762670

Men can wake-up and put 0 effort in their physical appearance and be considered presentable and most of them do exactly that. If experimenting with fashion means he's gonna put more effort in his looks, even if that's wearing a dress, then I prefer to have it that way.

No. 762675

>>762670
The thing is, "effort" for them is usually still close to nothing. People would talk so much shit if female celebrities ran around like >>762648. No makeup, children's hair clips in their hair, body hair, no bra, nails not matching anything, wrinkles/lines on face, unstyled eyebrows, "undone" hair, etc.
The standards for men are on the fucking ground. Go look at the creatures in the MtF troon thread, understand that those aren't even crossdressers/GNC, but men who have dedicated their lives to being seen as women. For the average male, that is what maximum effort looks like, and people praise them for being "stunning and brave". I just don't think putting on dresses is the answer.

No. 762680

>>762670
I disagree, I rather have men and women look as natural and comfortable as possible, without having to do all the shit women are expected to do to look """"good"""". As a society we should strive to look natural and embrace the way we are. I don't want more James Charles and Jeffree Stars in this world.

No. 762683

>>762660
Being so pressed over whiny gay men seething over women because of womb envy is some actual beta shit, it's just punching down. They will never be a threat to women unless you count m-muh mean words, unlike legitimately misogynistic AGP troons and straight scrotes who go out of their way to make women miserable and lose the hard-earned rights they had. At least gay men mind their own goddamn business, I'm not harmed by them being envious of the attention women get from scrotes because I don't care and they wouldn't last a second being treated the way women are. However what I am harmed by is most of the straight out dangerous and violent bullshit cumbrained transbians and straight men are up to.

No. 762685

>>762683
Gay men are still men, and men are violent. Gay men also do shitty things to women, not just offensive words. Their testosterone, aggresiveness, and strenght doesn't go away. Many gay men are still cumbrains with a lot of womanhate. They would kill us if they could, many of them think society would be better with just men in it. And some gay men are deliberatedly bug chasers. Men are wicked no matter their sexuality.

No. 762687

>>762683
Yeah well and what about Jeffree Star? Is him carrying a taser and pointing it at black women and calling them the n word a good thing? Nah. There are more like him out there.

No. 762688

finding out the original driverfag was a male is absolutely not surprising. probably a troon because they're the only type pf people that think this shit is funny.

nothing says "teehee hohoo disrupt female board by posting meme man" like male brain.

No. 762689

>>762688
Wait who discovered this???? I need to know
I'm the first anon who reported the adam driver spam to lolcow mods and I reported it as "driversperging" to them. I coined the term and I'm female. I didn't know the first one to spam him out was male.

No. 762691

>>762683
Who's pressed? We're calling them faggots (as we should) and noticing when they're ugly and/or cringy. We literally mock other women for the same things on Lolcow, lmao.
They call themselves the girls, why can't we give them the full treatment? They aren't VIPs just because they buttfuck each other instead of trying to fuck us all the time, lmao. In fact, thinking of the amount of gay men who have been violent and disgusting (it's not just private seething and "mean words"), we should really be harsher.
Being misogynistic has never just been a straight male thing. Men will forever be men, they are naturally inferior and violent.

No. 762694

>>762688
Well now I know why it was never funny to me.

No. 762696

>>762691
>They aren't VIPs just because they buttfuck each other instead of trying to fuck us all the time

This, and this is why calling some faggots out on their stupidity will never be bad to me. It's not homophobia, it's manhate. Cause I respect normal gay people and gay couples, but faggots? fuck them. They don't get a pass. Lesbians are more oppressed than gay men.

No. 762699

>>762688
That makes so much sense. Ugly men shilling ugly men.
Shame on any/all low-standard anons that followed along.

No. 762717

>>762688
I am sorry but what? I'm pretty sure I was the original driverfag and a kylofag, started posting about him then made the thread on /m/ after I got banned a few times etc. What the fuck are you talking about? Any receipts which posts do you mean? The very first post I made about him was in an unconventional male attractions thread a few months ago, another anon agreed that he wasn't ugly but otherwise others will bitch. Then around november/december we started talking about AD on /ot/. Sadly I do not remember what exactly was posted and the lolcow search isn't helpful, but I'm sure that you are wrong. I am not a male and I am one of the most active driverfags, and I've been here forever.

No. 762721

>>762688
Remind me to nominate you for best troll 2021. Last year no-one was worthy. This year's shaping to be better.

No. 762722

>>762696
i hate men just as much as the next farmer but like… homophobia is still bad?

No. 762723

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No. 762724

>>762699
Yes, I'm wasting ~$300 USD on a Hot Toys figure because some ugly scrote brainwashed me into simping for Adam Driver. Cope more lmfao

No. 762726

>>762724
>I didn't need an ugly scrote to brainwash me into simping for another ugly scrote, I do that automatically!
L

No. 762727

>>762722
Not homophobia if we love and support lesbians.

No. 762734

new thread: >>>/ot/762731

No. 762760

>>762646
>>762648
Are these Harry Styles?

No. 762763

>>762760
No, those are Harry Styleless

No. 767197

>>756583
Hrmmm I will try these soon



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