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No. 67811

Can we do a thread where we talk about cringe shit that happened to us, we witnessed, or were even apart of?

No. 67814

All my years on Gaia Online lmao

No. 67815

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why yes we can

back in the day i worked at a new age store, which did indeed involve a lot of cringe on a daily basis. but i'll never forget the time that my boss's newer/hotter/wilder wife was hardcore flirting with her husband like seven feet away from me. there was a cash register inbetween us but still. i heard them talking about his pickle. like this man is fifty and she is almost half his age. they were laughing about how she used to come in and flirt with him when he was previously married, and i heard him say "but i was trying to be a good boy" and they started giggling and whispering like teenagers in heat and i almost threw up a little

sometimes people would come and get reiki sessions from her in the back room where I know that he just got handsies from her earlier in the day

sorry to be so bitter but they were both cray. he's come in literally crying it seemed every other day that they were getting divorced and then she'd come waltzing in with a new wig and weirdly revealing outfit more appropriate for a tweenage hipster and they would disappear all day in the throes of wild love making/money spending.

she was a self professed psychic but what she really was, was psychopathic. genuine empaths are cool but i watched her manipulate so many people with her head games. as for her husband, it was pretty much karma personified. the business went under a couple years after marriage, now she posts on her blog about how she is so experienced at corporate infrastructure and he posts on Facebook about needing a job. it is sad funny

have more stories if anybody cares. sorry for not the best formatting. it's weird to remember all these things, at the time it took a lot out of me but it's a little funnier now

No. 67817

>>67815
I would love to hear more stories of your ex-bosses or even your old customers–I'm sure a new age store would bring in some interesting characters.

Glad you're rid of that awkward job!

No. 67823

>>67817
very unique clientele indeed, and yes i learned a lot but i am glad it came to an end as well.

on with the stories!

there was a very bizarre trio that came in semi regularly. it was a woman, a man and their teenage son. the son was actually very nice, rather well balanced, but his parents were a different story. they were self professed ex-bounty hunters - they both drove motorcycles and tended to dress the part. the woman was of, well, indiscriminate race, and it seemed she would play up whatever seemed most profitable to her in the moment, which was creepy. she was always trying to get on at the store as a resident psychic, and she did this by generally freaking out the other customers, or by focusing on one employee whom she thought she could manipulate to get her foot in the door.

the man would just kind of stand around being useless and while she freaked out and demanded attention. they were both pretty built so i always though it was kind of suspicious that they brought up the ex-bounty hunter thing, as if that were supposed to intimidate people into paying attention to their antics. basically if she was in the store, she needed to be the center of attention. she was loud and had to look at everything in every case, only to not buy it. i always felt creeped out when i was working alone. i recall distinctly the husband asking more than once if i was working alone, so naturally i lied and said (man's name) was in the back.

there was one time when she came in and proclaimed loudly that she felt someone in the store had lost somebody. this poor girl in the corner looking at jewelry noped out of there. my other coworker was like oh my god! so cool and she was just bedazzling him with a bunch of bullshit and he was totally falling for it. she never pulled that shit on me, i was nice to her but she always seemed to be more of a creep than a psychic

more stories incoming

No. 67829

>>67823
i had another coworker who was genuine, kind and sweet. unfortunately this kind of made her a target. this very strange and sad woman would come in and ask all the time about psychic stuff. i think she genuinely believed that there were people in the store with special psychic powers, and that we all had this super secret knowledge that we were keeping to ourselves. maybe she had a bit of a mental disorder, i mean she had a job but she often didn't understand words we used . . . so we all working there had a bit of sympathy of for her, a fact which she really pushed for all its worth.

she would harass my coworker for hours at a time, asking her questions, trying to get her to use her intuitive powers to figure out some sort of vague situation. eventually we found out kinda what happened, this woman in question had a crush on some lady on facebook/twitter and had been retweeting all of this woman's tweets. and now she was super afraid that this unknown woman was mad at her because she wasn't tweeting back.

she would come hang out while we were trying to close and eventually i told this woman that my coworker was too kind to say that all the questions were draining. then she turned her questions to me haha. like how do you know my questions are draining? are you psychic too? she tried to touch my necklaces one time and i had to explain why that was not appropriate, even though it certainly seemed like the new age store was a free for all compared to other places

eventually she has us save a crystal in the case for her while she saved up the sixteen dollars. when she came back and got it she named it after everyone in the store, with their names smooshed together. i was so pissed that one of my other coworkers told her my real name and not my nickname, but c'esst la vie

No. 67832

>>67829
this one is kind of hard for me to write about, but i promise i will follow it up with something funnier. i've not been honest about this with anybody in charge so this will be refreshing.

a nice and intelligent man used to come in and hang out til close. he had a physical problem that made getting around hard, and i guess i had a lot of empathy for him. i always thought we were friends, we talked about his cats and stuff. but he believed a little too hardcore for me. told me that he was part of this space thing . . . i don't even want to type it all out. anyways one time he came in drunk and molested me. i was honestly so embarrassed mostly just that i thought we were friends. friends don't do that. anyways i just never made eye contact with him again, although he tried, and told my coworkers to be wary. shit was lame.

No. 67834

In November I saw frnkiero and the celllbration. I remember while waiting in line there were 2 cringe people.

One was a total tumblr fakeboi (there were actually quite a few there, but this one was loud). I remember I had to run to my car to grab my ticket real quick, I said to her "excuse me ma'am" and she went "Sorry but I'm not a girl, try not to misgender people." Like, she had on heavy winged eyeliner and high heels, but I guess the fact she had horribly done thick eyebrows and dyed and fried short hair should have set off something. I said sorry and left it at that. I came back and this bitch was full on ranting about gender and shit, she said she was and I quote "dfab demiboy" and that "assuming gender is as bad as being racist".

Same person also went on a story about how they had a conference at a local con dressed as Party Poison (MCR Killjoys chracter) and how 100 people came. I learned later that there was never any such event, so that was funny. Especially considering how braggy they were about how they were supposedly making people laugh by apparently entering in the room by kicking in the door and saying "sup bitches". Ugh.

Second person was actually a group of people. To their advantage they were all about 12-16, but still. They kept talking really loudly about the Milk fic, which in case no one knows is a really sexual weird fic about Ryan Ross and Brendon Urie from Panic! At the Disco. This wasn't so bad but here's the thing, the youngest one (12 years old) was the one carrying on the convo about this fic while her mom was literally right next to her. To make things worse I was genuinely physically cringing, her mom noticed and came over to me and actually asked what the Milk Fic was. I don't think there was anything worse than telling some 12 year old's mom that her daughter is talking about a fic where a band member gets a milk enema.

No. 67837

>>67832
now onto some silly stuff.

i've had a woman insist to me that she had a bad chakra. i had another man ask if i could tune his singing bowl to ohm. there was a young man who came in with these very basic and childlike drawings of colored shapes, who told me that they were his plans from a past life to engineer some sort of space station. i'm still not even sure

i had a very old man come in looking for vampire blood, who left confused and dissapointed. i happen to have lip piercings, to which an older sorta redneck customer asked me word for word, "are those your inside lip kissers?"

i watched a man awkwardly place every crytal from a pricier batch on his forehead to find the right one. he closed his eyes and hummed a little.

one that really takes the cake was when one of my coworkers came in hungover and just went and took a nap on the couch in the reading corner. place really was a mess but i did make a friend or two and that was pretty cool

No. 67848

>>67823
Good job on saying a dude was in the backroom. No good can ever come of admitting you're alone.

The wife would've seriously pissed me off hassling customers and coworkers like that.

>>67829
I realize now that I've been in retail too long. Never for a store like the one you used to work in, but my patience for people like this woman you describe is practically nonexistent. I couldn't put up with her for longer than 10 minutes.

>>67832
I'm really sorry, anon. I don't have anything else to say except that he was an asshole and you're right: friends don't do that type of shit to each other.

>>67837
Hey, at least the guy trying out crystals knew exactly what he was looking for. Must've been a bit weird, but better for him to find the right one rather than keep coming back for exchanges.

>>67834
So cringe. The demiboy bragging about kicking in a door and saying "sup bitches" makes me roll my eyes, but the thought of a 12yo talking about a fetish fanfic in front of her mom is stomach-churning. Lord, do kids these days have no shame or sense of discretion? I would've been hardpressed to make eye contact with the mom while explaining the reference just from sheer secondhand embarrassment alone. Did the mom look disturbed or only resigned? (God only knows what other things the girl felt comfortable saying in front of her mother…)

No. 67851

>>67848
The mother actually looked slightly disturbed, but she went "Oh that's all?" It was strange, this girl looked super young. I actually thought she was about 7 until she brought up her age. She also called herself a "meme queen". No joke.

No. 67855

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>be a weeby 13 year. First day back to school.
>spent all summer discovering everything ~JaPANeseee!!!~ and getting really into Jpop and whatnot
>Home-ec class first period. First lesson for some reason is about social shit like racism and multiculturalism.
>Teacher breaks us into groups based on our race and tells us to create posters of what our typical stereotypes are in media.
>Mostly Mexicans, whites, and blacks in the class. One preppy Korean american girl.
>Dumbass me thinks that that I should be paired with the asian girl because I "listen and watch ashuuuuun stuff more than american stuff desu!"
>Actually go up and tell the teacher this and ask to change groups.
>areyoufuckingkiddingme.jpg face from teacher. Get sent back to my original group
>continues to hold a grudge on this teacher for the rest of the year.




and i have so many more stories, please kill me

No. 67856

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>>67848
yes indeed had i had bigger cajones i would have been a lot more firm with many of these people. but alas now my cajones are bigger from these experiences haha. and indeed lots of people would try out crystals to find the right one, and honestly it was often super cute, especially with children. it was just a little awkward because i had to monitor the more expensive crystals and i wasn't sure whether i should politely look away or adopt a look of vague interest hehe.

i feel you on the retail thing anon! i am sure you will break free and rock this world. thanks for reading my lurid tales, as i am sure you have many of your own

No. 67859

I went to Catholic high school and in Junior religion class I had to "marry" a creepy guy I hated during a unit on the sacrament of marriage. For 2 weeks we had to write endless love letters, write about our plans for our lives together and work on a photo album. My partner took the letters way too seriously and dicked off on all the other work. The third week we had proposals and bachelor/bachelorette parties before saying our vows to each other in front of the class and having our pictures taken. As you can probably imagine, the teacher was single. Apparently none of the other classes had to do all this and no class had to do it after mine.

It was three weeks of horror and I'm mad that I didn't complain about it to the school administration.

No. 67876

>>67856
Yeah, when I was younger I didn't have the experience and dgaf attitude I have now. Positives are I can now politely redirect conversations and remove unwanted hands from my body without making a scene. Still trying to figure out a way to gracefully duck out of unwanted creeper hugs when someone comes up behind me, but hey, time is on my side.

Thanks for the well wishes about breaking free of retail. I really need to–I am getting to the burnout point.

>>67859
That class sounds like an absolute nightmare. Wtf was the teacher thinking.

No. 67932

I will always remember this moment

I went to this free drawing class and sat in the back where I could keep an eye one every one. (I like to observe people) but the teacher wounld'nt be there for another 35min. perfect for me(or so I thought) I kicked back pulled out my head phones and thought it would be good idea to listen to some bl drama (NO IT WAS NOT) sadly my head phones wasnt put in all the way and the volume was set on the maximum. everyone turned back to see who it was and there was me the girl with a bright pink face struggling trying to stop the damn thing. people burst out laughing while I got some other glares.I immediately picked up my things and left for the door but just right before I left an older man called me and said"I'll never forget this moment pornhub girl"
just awful.some anon hold me while I'll cry

No. 67934

>>67932
Omg, anon, I literally gasped while reading this. I am super paranoid about my headphones while in public and your experience just justified all my concerns.

No. 67953

>>67932
omg this is the worst.

for a while i had "fantastic baby" by big bang as the ringtone for my boyfriend because he hated it and i thought it was hilarious. wellll, he decided to call me during a staff meeting (he didn't know, it was last minute) and out of nowhere, a very loud "I WANNA DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE…WOW FANTASTIC BABY!" blasts from my phone. I wanted to crawl in a hole and die.

No. 67992

you guys probably don't want to hear about the last 9 years of my life

No. 68003

>>67992
okay just the last 8 years then

No. 68008

>>67859
I went to a weird parochial school of only 500 students and man even then I think thats really weird. Thats a fireable offense even if its private man, you should say something even these years later. Hope theyre not still teaching there.

No. 68012

>>67953
oh my god

No. 68018

>>67932
Dear lord, This is so terrible anon. Reminds me of something that happened to me when I was maybe 16. My friend linked me an image on messenger (the msn one) and I opened it to load on the background while I continued the chat. Suddenly my dad comes in my room to talk to me about something so I quickly tab the convo down so he wouldn't see my personal conventions, and there was the image right under it. A bondage hentai pic with lots of sperm and tears. I wanted to die right then and now. My dad didn't say anything but to see your 16-year old weeb daughter looking at shit like that and then trying desperately to shut down the monitor must've really made him question some parental choices he has made.

No. 68021

Almost all of my self-embarrassment memories had to do with boys. I got out of a 4 year relationship and didn't know how to react to guys, flirt, etc… Anyways.

>Been single for months

>Every Friday, BFF and I would smoke weed and go roller skating
>There's a cute guy that works at the skating rink
>He has long hair and generally looks like a stoner
>Friend knows I think he's cute and comes up with a plan

>Friend tells me to slip him my number and invite him to smoke with us after he's done working

>Agree and do the plan
>Asked his name, told him mine, and slipped him my number with a written "if you wanna smoke with us later ;)"

>2 hours pass, friend and I are back at my place and partied a little too hard

>Suddenly remember the guy
>I check my phone but no messages
>Figure he just didn't feel like it

>Next day and still nothing

>Friend says we should FB stalk him since I asked his name
>Look him up and instantly find him…

>This guy is UNDERAGE, a DAD, and has a little trailer wife


I still cringe every time I think about it. Thankfully that was years ago and I live far away now.

No. 68056

>>68008
I think she is still teaching there. I might say something. The fact that she never did it again makes me wonder if she already got in trouble for it, though. The "weddings" took place in the school lobby right next to the main office, so they would have seen what was going on.

No. 68113

There was this time when my dad almost surprises me watching porn.
Ok so I was like 14 at that time, my parents were at work and I was bored out of my mind so, lets search some motherfucking porn to pass time.
Everything was perfect, the computer of my parents was a fucking toaster but with a little bit of work it could reproduce video, and I was happy, my dad wasn't supposed to get home til night and it was just 4 in the afternoon, what could possibly go wrong rite??
Suddently, the fucking hentai im watching frozes I'm on full screen, the video stopped running but the audio keep playing through my headphones, I try to just ctrl+alt+del but it makes it all worse, now the whole computer frozes, not only the player or the browser, I cant even move the cursor around. Ok, I'm starting to panic, the moans continue on my headphones like a grim reminder that if someone were to barge into the room in that exact moment I could be screwed. I'm just there, thinking what the hell to do when suddently, I heard the front door oppening.
>Anon sweetie, I'm home early today!
HOLY MOTHER OF SWEET JESUS CRISTO.
Don't answer, I'm just screaming inside trying to unfreeze this shit.
>Anon are you on the computer?
As I heard my dad on the stairs I fucking lauch myself from my seat and turn off the monitor just as he enters the office. Japanese moans still going on my headphones as I stood there.
>hey, why is the screen turned off…
Moaning finally stops.
I try to turn on the screen again while dad looks the other way, screen still frozen, cover the screen with my body and reach the back of the tower like a maniac.
>Wait Anon NOOOOO!!!
Quickly flick off/on the switch.
Dad scolds me and tells me that I could have fried the pc.
>aw come on dad what could possibly go wrong just turn it on again I'm done anyway.
Try to turn on the computer again… No reaction.
Towers does a horrible hellish sound.
Oh.
>God damn it Anon!
And that's the story of how I burned my pc's hard disk to cover up my Japanese porn.
I didn't watch porn for years until I got my own laptop 5 years after that.

No. 68118

>>68113
Parents walking in on that type of shit is the worse. Reminds me of a story of my own.

When I was probably about 6 or 7 I use to go to daycare after school, there was this boy there who was 8 and I had a HUGE crush on him. I use to talk to him and stuff and we would flirt but it was children flirting.

Well, one day he starts talking about making out and stuff. He basically said something like
>When you're married you sleep with your husband naked and it feels good!

SO, being the dumb child I was, I had to try this out. But I had no super close guy friends, let alone ones who would come over to test it out. So that weekend I went in my room, shut the door, took off my clothes, and went under the covers naked. It just felt weird, I remember going "What a rip off!".
I then got up and.
Bam.
Huge shit stain right on my bed. I still don't know what happened. I didn't shit myself or anything. What I'm guessing is I didn't wipe right when I got off the toilet last. What was worse was having to go to my mom and dad and explain that there was a big poop smear stain on my bed without revealing I was naked in bed. So I lied and said I was changing and it happened. I still cringe about this pretty bad here almost 20 years later.

No. 68157

>>68118
This is hilarious. We need more little kid stories.

No. 68160

>>68118
When I was in like first grade, the class clown decided to randomly share out loud that his mom and her boyfriend slept together naked. all the kids laughed and the teacher just shook her head and told him that that's something you only say in private

No. 68168

>>68118
God damn my sides just flew out of this world.
Children can be so adorably stupid.
Oh I remember when I got my period for the first time when I was 10, I had woken up that day with quite the hurting on my belly and when I get up there's fucking blood on the sheets. Now at that time I didn't even used a bra, I was fucking ignorant on this my parents never give me any talk and also I was a dramaqueen, so what was my first through?
>I must be dying, theres no other explanation, I'm going to die and this blood and the bellyache is proof of it. I must go to an hospital or start to say my goodbyes.
So I basically go to my grandma (ex titulated nurse) to tell her I'm bleeding out to death that morning to which she just laughs… And tells me the beautiful process of menstruation with full details and statistics and also gave me the talk…
It was too much information for widdle ol' me, so I didn't want anyone to touch me for a while, I could end pregnant or something.

No. 68191

Not sure if it counts as cringe but it was pretty fucking embarrassing.

>Walking out to the living room with no bra on and only wearing a tank top and underwear since I had the house to myself.

>Stretching and scratching underboogage underneath my top. >Notice something in periphery and look over.
>17 year old stepson and two of his friends are hanging out in the kitchen looking at shit on their phones.
>Run back into bedroom to quickly be presentable.
>Don't leave until I hear him say bye to them.

I'm still not sure if they saw me or not but I hide every time his friends come over now.

No. 68381

I was a HUGE weeb in high school, and the art room was where I usually was during those years. Well, I got close to the art teacher and he let me and my friend use this thing that would allow us to screen-print shirts. Well, my friend and I thought it would be an excellent idea to put "Come to the dark side, we have Yaoi" on our shirts. I came home that day and mom was asking me what I was gonna put on my shirt since she's fucking nosey. I kept refusing up until she grabbed the paper I had and read it. She then asked me what Yaoi was and I refused to say anything. She then Googled it and I felt like dying when she came in to talk to me about it.

No. 68382

In junior high, some weebs were passing hentai around the back of the classroom while teacher was blissfully aware. The normies were intrigued.

So much secondhand embarrassment.

No. 68387

>>68381
Holy shit and what did she told you, and what did you say???
I remember wheb my mom uncovered my gay porn
>MOOOM ITS NOT PORN IS A LIFESTYLE
I shit you not, I was that stupid when I was 13.

No. 68424

>>16, female, bordering obese.
>>big trashy scene mullet with shitty purple patches in it
>>so much eyeliner all around the eyes. Imagine a raccoon and cleopatra put it on.
>>skinny jeans, glittery high tops, hello kitty shirt, too-small purple cardigan with black hearts on it.
>>I look so fucking cool.

>>blind drunk at some gross house party in suburban Perth.

>>puke outside mid conversation with exbf
>>casually continue conversation, super gross.
>>loudly, grossly, obnoxiously make passes at my male friend.
>>he's not interested guys
>>try harder
>>drink more, smoke more bongs, drink even moar ????? Pass out on back lawn.
>>wake up to vomit again, fart loudly.
>> someone's mother is helping me up and were walking past the party
>>fart some more
>>>PPPPPPFFFFFFFFFTHHHHHBBBBPPPPPT
>>cry
>>wake up alone and confused, find photos of self crying with face in toilet as the screensaver of the computer next to the bed
>>drink some more

No. 68437

>>68424
What the fuck Anon, that was wild

No. 68445

>>68437
There's so much more. I fucking sucked as a teenager.

No. 68454

>>68382
You know you could report them for distributing porn while underage, right?

No. 68465

>>68454
Would have brought the lulz but I was already enough of a loser that snitching would have been a social death wish

No. 68501

>>68424
Haha Jesus fucking christ man.
>Perth
Oh well there you go, now it all makes sense.

No. 68502

>>67823
Can you elaborate on the manipulation that was used with these people that came in? I live in Oakland and all these fucking weird city-hippy types walk among me, and it never ceases to amaze me how they're so two faced.

No. 68546

Last year I was at a bar with some friends after a festival sort of thing, and we were in a serious party mood. I had a crush on one of my guy friends who is a pretty smart drinker, and never drinks too much. I accidentally drank way too much and asked if I could sit on his lap, to which he said yes. I sat there for at least an hour (I was so drunk that i can only remember bits here and there). I remember farting like crazy against his legs and almost breaking his phone.

A couple of years ago i had a crush on this dude at my school. He was sitting on a couch on the school lobby, and i tried to walk past him very sensually and elegantly, but accidently sharted.

That year my friends also thought it was super hilarious to spook me by jumping in front of me around a corner, because i get startled very easily. I had stomach problems, probably because of dairy, and every time they jumped at me i would make a little fart, so i tried to clench all the time so it wouldn't happen. I was walking with another crush of mine, and was unfocused on my bowel, and someone startled me and i let out a huge smelly one and started crying in embarrasment.

I fucking hate my bowel.

No. 68563

>>67876
hey there. i learned this move in krav maga, if somebody sneaks up and grabs you from behind, just push your elbows directly back into them. it's gonna cause a world of pain if you do it with great force, but even with slight effort the elbows are pretty pointy. obviously this might not be the best recourse in every situation, but then again it's never cool to make someone uncomfortable like that. that makes me so mad. if you are stuck at a shitty job people oughta be decent about keeping their hands to themselves. you sound awesome! i don't want you to burn out. you have my well wishes kind human

>>68502
yeah two faced just about describes it. i'm sorry you gotta deal with that. i think the main type of manipulation, and maybe the most annoying, was the megalomaniac psychic. this could be pretty extreme sometimes. basically it's when somebody walks into a room and demands to be the center of attention. this is very ala charles manson, the same kind of tactics. if any of these people get the sense that you might be mystified by their psychic powers, or lightworking, or motherfucking reiki mastery, they'll sink their hooks into you and try to draw you into their conversation. as long as they have your attention, as long as they can keep you locked into their mysterious universal mystery tangents, they feel powerful, and they get off on it.

the best way for me at least to tell if someone is genuine, is if they keep their mouth shut about. real magic practitioners know that secrecy brings a lot of power, so anybody spouting off about sensing this and that is most likely a fraud.

there was a group of people who used to come in whom i feel to be legitimate psychic vampires. this sounds cooler than it is, it's basically a bunch of creeps who get chubbs from freaking people out. if you are into this stuff at all, and if it worries you that someone might be messing with you, just put up a light of protection when you go out and take it down at night, use a different one for sleep if you are dealing with bad dreams. i did this at work, i went on vacation for a week and two of my friend at work called and told me that the psy vamps were getting really bad. it's the first time i ever realized that shielding was useful.

a lot of new agers as well try to go the LOVE LIGHT POSITIVITY route, i remember this girl literally covering her ears to not hear another girl talking shit, i mean yeah don't dwell on the negative but when you deny the 'darker' things that behavior just kind of gives it more power. i believe the place i worked at would have been in better shape if people practiced what they preached, more or less. all these stoned motherfuckers trying to be namaste all while ignoring that if you DO believe in love and light and magic, there's another side to that coin, and it might be good to put up some spiritual protection and stop trying to make everything fit into this divine feminine hugbox. there's a lot of repressed sadness, anger, emotional/physical/eating disorders, and people try to cover it up with new age instead of dealing with it and admitting something is wrong. this can draw people in as well, i don't think it's as insidious as the former tactic of i'm-a-psychic in regards to its effect on others, but i have seen more than one person crack under the pressure of trying to fit into the sun loving hippie dippie reiki yogi extraordinairre. it's like a full on personality break.

so those are the things i would watch out for - if someone acts like they have some secret spiritual knowledge of the universe, or some unique special psychic gift, and if they lord it everywhere to get attention, and try to pull people into their dramas, this is bad. good thing is, only one of these people can usually exist in a group, because there's not enough attention to go around. the other thing is that the peace love light hippies are usually more fucked up than anybody, though do a good job of masking it, and they will either fall apart trying to keep up the facade or try to integrate it more healthily - although this will be rare if they are in a group of other love light-ers. also, never trust a self proclaimed lightworker, and never meditate with a stranger or let an untrusted person perform energy work on you

it's sad that so many unbalanced people have infiltrated what should be so pure on the surface, but alas, it happens to everything. just trust your instincts, stay away from drama and it will be fine. enjoy yourself anon, oakland sounds wild

No. 68604

>>68563
man, that shit sounds familiar.
I used to live in a community house which served as a hub for similar types of individuals.
On the upside, I got to meet some really great folks, but also I had to watch the place fall to pieces after we let one individual in particular live there. she was one of those types who considers herself a 'mother goddess' and very 'in touch with nature' but also was a complete psychic vampire. tbh her husband was way more legit than she will ever be, but she rode his coattails and people let her get away with it because they respected him so much. mostly her 'powers' manifested in pretending to be important/knowledgeable so that she could wind people around her little finger, and and also pitching screaming, physically violent tantrums whenever she didn't get her way and then chalking it up to her 'natural dominance'.
in the end, despite claiming the title of 'house mother' for as long as she lived there, she ended up being directly responsible for the collapse. apparently she thought that she could just withhold the rent everyone was paying from the landlord for months at a time and nobody would notice or give a shit.
oh, and she once tried to cure someone else's (one of her fucking stupid peons) dog who was dying of heatstroke by meditating over it with crystals. she told the owner that they shouldn't take it to the vet because she legitimately thought she could cure it like that. the dog died. her own dog suffered from a severe skin condition that she also refused to treat because she believed that the pharmaceutical/medical industry was a huge misinformation scam perpetuated by the government.

say what you want about light of protection and psychic shields and stuff, but whenever I encounter people like this, I reckon that the only way to avoid getting caught in the crossfire is to get the hell away. luckily my intuition is pretty on point and I literally moved out/escaped like two weeks before the whole situation detonated. it breaks my heart, though, because I still remember what the community was like (honestly fucking amazing) before she moved in.

No. 68614

>>68604
oh shit anon that's really sad about the dogs. it's one thing for people to forgo treatment for whatever reason but that is so wrong in relation to pets because animals don't have the means to decide for themselves.

that's unfortunate too that things were really nice before they went bad. i can imagine that situation being really pleasant with trustworthy people. the woman you are describing sounds a lot like my ex boss's current wife, probs not so terrible but she definitely rode his coattails as far as he was pretty respected in the community, and she had this weird culty following from her reiki practice. he wasn't really too into the business aspect anyways, that was more his ex-wife's domain, so this new chick pretty much distracted him into running the business into the ground so she could move to new york and have a new age talk show. yeah guess what happened to that idea haha. as far as i know they are both jobless, aside from her doing these weird youtube body confidence videos. she was also a spokesperson for this 'organic e-cig' company in the meantime, then she said they were racist and "almost completely destroyed her" bla bla bla. more likely they just wouldn't put up with her BS.

i was really torn between quitting and not because the conditions sucked, but there were a few sweet customers and a couple of coworkers whom i cared for, so i started using psychic shields and i guess they helped me deal with it on some level. i do wish i had gotten the hell away though, you are spot on about that being the best way to deal with people like that - and i'm glad you listened to your intuition. i wish i had done the same. once i started to feel unsafe i just ignored it for a variety of reasons, bad move. i too had a really nice experience there before things got weird. tried to stick out til the bitter end but once my boss started scheduling his wife because literally everyone else kept quitting, i quit too.

No. 68714

>>68563
Thanks for the elbowing advice! I tend to freeze when startled, which doesn't work so well when someone's grabbing me. I don't think violence even in self defense would help me at work, but it's good to keep in mind for my personal life.

No. 68779

>>67855
share with us! I love other people's cringe. Still not brave enough to share my own.

No. 68950

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OK I'm not sure who's worse in this story, me or the girl, but anyways:
>be me
>middle school, no friends in class
>always get paired up with this one girl
>she's bordering on obese, pizza face, greasy, wears the same clothes everyday, doesn't wear underwear so there's a discharge stain on her pants
>somehow despite being disgusted by all this I end up "befriending" her
>she adds me on AIM
>says she's so happy to finally have a friend
>asks if I can come over because her mom doesn't believe I'm real
>brush it off because she's generally an asshole to me
>things continue on
>she gives me her deviantart username one day
>go home and look it up
>full of fucking fat fetish inflation shit and inzader zim porn
>brush it off again
>at this point I start becoming friends with some "popular" kids
>"haha anon weren't you friends with _____?"
>tell them I just talked to her as a joke and tell them about the inflation porn
>reputation is still intact, yay
>one day I stay in with the popular kids in the classroom while everyone else and the teacher are gone
>they decide to raid her desk to see if they can find weird drawings
>mfw they find drawings of pokemon getting raped and vored and killed
>take pics of it on my shitty flipphone to show other people
>she still trusts me at this point
>put her in a group chat with some of my friends
>we all start making fun of her
>she stops coming to school

Damn… sometimes I feel guilty but I saw her on tumblr randomly last year and she was otherkin

No. 68962

>>68950
Don't feel bad. Anyone who actually believes in that otherkin bullshit deserves to be bullied.

No. 69065

>>68950
You made her fall back on otherkin-ism.
Good job, anon.

No. 69066

>>68962
>>68950
Yeah as cruel as it sounds, bitch deserved it then and now. I hate those social outcast who are assholes with their only friends and overly proud of their fucked up fetishes.
Also, no underwear?? What the fuck kind of trailer trash is that eugh…

No. 69198

>>68387
She asked me why I wanted "gay sex" on my shirt and I was too embarrassed to say anything. She read it on Wikipedia and I think it explains where the word came from because all I really remember well from the conversation was me almost in tears and my mom saying "It means 'Ow my butt hurts'." in this caring voice.

No. 69200

>>69198
Your mother is extraordinarily gracious.

I'm still trying to repress the memory of my own parentals discovering my yaoi stash. :|

No. 69201

>>69200
I wouldn't word it that way, anon, haha. A couple years before that she wanted to pull me out of class when we were learning about puberty but I said no. So she went down and sat in the back of the classroom and cried while we watched a video on what happens when we hit puberty. I was in a small school of 200 kids, everyone in my class knew me and my mom so it was beyond embarrassing.

No. 69208

>>69201
Dear god…

No. 69244

>>67834
Son, where are you located? Because I also went to a frnkiero show in November. West Coast or East?

No. 69249

>>67992
Same. My life is a hideous montage of humiliation and shame.
>>68382
I was that weeaboo. I accidentally brought a BL manga to school with me in 8th grade to show my close friends. Before I knew it, it was being passed around the entire school. Fucking kill me now.

One time:
>15 years old
>first Lolita outfit at an anime convention with my other weeaboo friends
>having a great time
>suddenly, wild 8 foot tall dude in a fuzzy pedobear costume shows up
>starts bugging me
>crowd draws around us wanting me to pose for pictures with him
>sweatsnervously.jpg
>start hyperventilating
>have a mini panic attack and I just start screaming uncontrollably in a crowded convention hall next to Pedobear
>no one knows what to do
>crowd dispersed, leaving me with my friends
>what the fuck just happened

I guess I was just weirdly freaked out and didn't know what to do so my tiny mind just went into overdrive. So many cringey times with my friends at anime conventions.

I've done so much cringe shit in my lifetime. thinking about it just makes me want to peel my skin off in rage at myself. Why was I so stupid, anons? Why am I still so stupid?

No. 69251

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>>69249
i lol'd

Seriously though, what about just giving up the weeboo cartoon shit?

No. 69252

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>>69251
I don't really do much with anime anymore. I watch a couple series when I do my homework sometimes. But otherwise… Eh. I don't care as much anymore.

My weeabooness peaked in 8th-9th grade, which are when these stories take place. I'm pretty good at being cringey on a day to day basis without anime in my life.

>in class one day

>stomach problems because muh anxiety
>sweating and shaking while trying to take notes
>sperg really hard when the professor asks me something about the lecture because he didn't think I was actually paying attention
>tries to answer because I actually like the class
>but actually I just puke all over my lap
>start crying
>run to the bathroom
>only come back when class is over to get my bookbag

I'm stupid.

No. 69253

>>69252
Sorry, I don't think I was clear. The story in class happened last year at university when I was 19. Still cringe. Couldn't look my professor in the eyes after that.

No. 69255

My ex bf of 8 years has been living with my family for 2 yrs

No. 69258

>>68113
This reminds me of a similar story. I was maybe 12 years old first discovering ~animu~ on my first laptop. I was watching soul eater with the laptop facing away from my room's door completely exposed to anyone who would have walked in. So suddenly a fanservice bathhouse scene springs out of nowhere and I think the same thing, "if someone walked in right now I wouldn't be allowed to watch anime anymore" and then BAM grandmother walks into the room. Full panic mode, shut down the laptop and ask what's up grandma. Grandma is suspicious and asks what I was doing. I say nothing. She looks at me funny and walks away. Years later I now realize she probably thought I was watching porn or something, and oh my god the cringe I feel. I just wanted my animus…

No. 69281

>>69252
>>69253

I feel kinda bad for you anon, but thats incredibly funny.

No. 69300

>be 13
>go to the mall with my weeb friends
>go to the comic shop
>buy explicit yaoi
>think we're fucking badasses for buying porn when we're clearly underage
>we start screaming "i love gay porn" near a bunch of kids
>no shame

No. 69303

>>69198
>my mom saying "It means 'Ow my butt hurts'." in this caring voice.
i can't breathe

No. 69306

>>69255
Wait, you dated him 8 years ago, or you dated him for 8 years?

Either way please tell the story.

No. 69307

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>>69255
But why?

No. 69308

>>69252
Haha now I will never ever feel bad if someone ever makes a vendetta thread about me here

No. 69309

>>68113
>Huge shit stain right on my bed. I still don't know what happened. I didn't shit myself or anything.
Last year we had been talking about how evil toilet paper is. You see? I was right after all lel
Toilet paper does not clean your butthole ffs

No. 69310

>>68950
>mfw they never considered you as their friend and just used you
Lel anon you fail

No. 69359

>>69308
Why is that?

No. 69542

>>68950
Urgh, I had a 'friend' like this. Obese, greasy, oversexed, stinky. I started hanging out with her at the beginning of secondary school because we were next to each other in the register so often had to sit next to each other. Pretty soon I figured out how gross she was, and she was also really bitchy to me. So I stopped hanging out with her, and one day I get pulled into the head of lower school's office. Apparently I was bullying her because she was partially deaf. The teacher then made me put my fingers in my ears to 'experience being her'.

No. 69575

>>69309
Do you use baby wipes? I actually heard those are God's gift and I was thinking about using those but I can never get myself to buy them. I just remember them being really cold when I was a kid so I'm sort of off-put.

No. 69581

>>69575
I used to but dont use them, they will clog your toilet. If you're at home: wipe and wash your ass in the shower. If lazy: buy biodegradeable wet toiletpaper. You can buy them for as cheap for 40 cent a pack. I advice you to wipe with normal toilet paper first though. If you follow my advice you'll have the cleanest buttcrack in town. You'll also smell fresher down there.

No. 69585

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>>69581
>>69575
I guess this would be the optimal solution

No. 69587

>>69066
She pointblank admitted it to someone in the class later in the year, and we all started calling her "commando" in return. I'm pretty sure she didn't even wear underwear on her period because there was blood sometimes as well…

>>69542
dear lord, it seems like every single school has at least one of these. Luckily mine was hated by every teacher because she would just draw her pokeporn and ignore lessons

No. 69607

>>69581
You know you can throw wipes in the trash, don't you?

>>69252
You're a gross piece of shit.

No. 69608

>>69607
But that is disgusting. You are throwing poop in the trash can?! Why?!

No. 69630

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No. 69643

It was either high school or junior high; not quite sure on the time frame, there was this girl who would eat her shitty tissues.

No. 69645

>>69643
Snotty*
Phone auto corrected

No. 69691

>>69281
I'm still embarrassed, but I'm glad someone found it funny.
>>69308
Sorry, why do you say that? Do you know me or something?

No. 69766

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I was an idiot 13 year old and was huge into /new/ and thought I was le redpilled unironically so I gave a speech in class about how Mossad blew up the twin towers, and how the soldiers in Iraq were just pawns of Israel's plan to destabilize and slowly annex the entirety of the middle east

Aftermath of that lasted with me until I graduated high school because other students would bring it up in the middle of the class in a "Hey remember that time anon gave that one speech?" and in the process letting other students know who weren't in my speech class

No. 69812

>>69766
Lol, there was a guy in my high school who browsed /pol/ and had a similar experience.

>"Does anyone want to guess how many people died in the holocaust?"

>"Zero"
>Dead silence
>Teacher starts arguing with him
>He ended up barely passing that class

No. 69819

>>69812
I actually got a B on my speech surprisingly enough

No. 69961

Ugh, back in the day there was this 8th grader that used to hang out with my group when we were on last year.
We were a bunch of loud nerds, and since nobody liked the kid back on his class, including their nerds, one day he just decided to "befriend" us since we used to chill on the stairs near his class.
He was hyperactive and annoying, simply as that, if i had to describe him, he was the live image of a CoD kid, the one who shrieks into the microphone and cusses like a sailor, he was almost 13 but looked and sounded like a 9 year old, but even if he was ball bursting annoying, we were pussies and no one wanted to hurt his feelings by telling him to fuck off, also it was our last year before graduation, we could stand him for a little more.
The problem started when Lil bitch discovered fucking 4chan a the creepypasta wiki. He became the definition of a summerfag when he came back, motherfucker couldn't shut up about Le meems and screaming normalfags to anyone who wanted him to shut up already. Hanging out with him became a nightmare after that. Mostly when he discovered /pol/ and the tinfoil hat landed on his head.
He Coul go hours rambling about degenerates and jews and the 9/11.
We finally managed to get rid of him when a bully from his class beated him to a pulp after he made an Holocaust joke (he was Jew and there was a rumor that his great great great Grandpa died horribly in the war and shit)
Sometimes I wonder if he ever got over the edgelord phase. Sometimes I wonder if they ever stoped calling him Timmy Turner. I wonder if they managed to save his eye.

No. 69971

Aaaaaah God damn.
I'm so embarrassed right now. My mom decided to organize my drawings and art projects that I had lying around in my room while I was out, and when I came back I see this neat pile of every NSFW request I have done this month delicately placed on my bedside.
God damn why. I want to die, some of that stuff I just did it for money and it was really fucked up, why didn't I destroy it on the spot.
Halp me jesus.
Worst of all, my mom is acting as if she hadn't seen nothing, but I know she did. I want to cry…

No. 70001

>>69971
How NSFW are we talking?

No. 70008

>>70001
Trap/futa porn levels, for the human eye is just drawings of guys in dresses with them big ol' cocks…. And some Animal crossing porn this one friend wanted.
I'm sitting with her watching movies now, everything is normal, still, I'd better don't mention it and just move on.
Let's hope that she doesn't tells my dad…

No. 70018

>>69971
>>70008
lmao I feel you, I have had family members find embarrassing shit. But if you are over 18, whatever, right? She is the one who dug through your personal belongings without asking. Everyone has shit they want to keep themselves, I'm sure even your mom. So she probably won't mention it. But yeah, definitely don't bring it up either.

No. 70175

>>69608
…In different countries they can't even flush toilet tissue, so you have to throw dirty toilet paper in the bin. Plus, look at how we throw tampons, pads and diapers away.
I keep fragranced nappy sacks in the bathroom. Cheap, gets rid of any smell problems, also hides what's inside so if I have guests round they don't see a bunch of shitty wipes in my bin or whatever

No. 70180

>>70008
That's pretty nsfw
share pls

No. 70190

>>70008
My mom always used to do the same thing when I was a teenager. I only drew a lot of naked anime girls, nothing too weird, but it was still awkward to come home to find all my vaguely sexual cartoons organized neatly for me.

No. 70232

>>70018
Is what I get for still living with my parents, I guess? (In my country is not big deal, but I know Americans get weird with shit like this) I have told her that is not her duty to organize my shit anymore, that I can do it alone (and I have this sort of organized chaos in my room that makes me feel comfortable anyways) but still she just doesn't take it and loves to fuck around and tidy shit up while I'm away.
Is not the first time, it happened before when I was a weeb teen, where I drew some bizarre yaoi shit too, and she just kind of shrug it up??
I don't know what kind of reaction to expect from her really, but knowing how volatile she is, it disturbs me her lack of emotion when she sees shit like that on my room.
I'm happy that she doesn't try to rumage thru my drawers anymore. Really i don't want her to discover the dildo I have hidden between my art supplies (dildo that also came to my possession under bizarre conditions… my grandma give it to me, yeah)
My whole adulthood has been a huge cringe story I swear (I'll tell the dildo story on another post so I don't mix shit up). Even more than when I was a meme loving weeaboo.

No. 71458

>>69308
As if you're worth the trouble.

Cringe today: overhearing a pimply neckbeard (wearing a fedora, of course) trying to convince his landwhale girlfriend that he had a hand in producing the new Deadpool movie.

No. 71464

>NEET in a slightly out-of-the-way apartment complex
>help move in a neighbor
>she's nice
>oh, she has a daughter
>walking dog one day and daughter runs out my way
>Hi, you're Anon, right? I'm K
>we hang out a bit
>I'm 19, she's 16, not a huge difference but
>first day i hang out with her she tells me she used to be an addict
>wat
>other shit like this
>hang out with her and buy her cigs occasionally, better than being on hard drugs/an alcoholic plus I was desperate to hang out with someone
>every moment has to be drama
>she makes me read her writing and look at her art
>okay, maybe she's just eccentric and artsy, she's still kind of nice
>she starts talking about sex with her ex BF when we're walking
>nearly kill my lung mid smoke
>he's totally her soul mate
>shows me picture of his dick once (don't worry he was 18)
>wrote about their sex life
>what the absolute fuck
>She gives off mixed messages, is she just trying to be edgy/cool or is she trying to imply that I have a chance here?
>still kind of just weirded out by her, but she's still kind

a few weeks pass
>we were supposed to hang out, instead she talks to stranger her age for like 3 hours, in front of me
>says cringy stuff to him, has him read her poetry
>by this point she's starting to look down on me, I think she only hung out with me because I was the only one to chill with
>we go see fireworks
>she feels ill
>try comforting her
>she snaps at me
>hang out like once a week, still reading her 'poetry' which is just stream of consciousness and all she does is talk about her ex bf
>she moves a while later

I just wanted a friend, maybe get my dink wet, but holy fuck. That was an experience.

No. 71471

>>71464
kudos for putting up with all that shit without snapping, anon. I couldn't handle that. you seem like a sweet person.

No. 71473

>>71471
The weirdest part was the sexuality stuff

"I miss sex"
"I only want to fuck my ex"
"Erotic literature ain't cutting it"
"I totally get horny when.."
It's like, do you want to screw or not, or are you taking some sick pleasure in using me as a sexual relief and trying to make yourself feel lusted over because you know you're attractive? Weirdest shit I've ever dealt with.

She was also "sexually progressive" so she was okay talking about her sex life, whatever, and dyed her hair pink. She had such a nice shade of light brown, too.

Eh, I tried being a good friend, but even like, six months later this entire situation STILL baffles me. Hopefully she'll grow out of it.

No. 71581

>>69575
Ok, this is late and I'm so weird for doing this.
You can use a moisturizing cream without alcohol or perfume and put some one your paper after you've wiped and it'll make it very clean.

Idk if anyone else does this, but I've done it since I was a kid.

No. 71585

>>71464
>Neet hanging with an underaged girl
….No.

No. 71652

>>71585
She was seventeen in like, three months. I was freshly 19, I don't see the issue.

No. 71957

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my personal cringe is this girl I used to be really close with. no part of me grasps why she thinks these brows look amazing. lord, someone, anyone, please help her.

No. 71959

>>71473
To be honest, as a female, I've only ever spoken that way when I was trying to get into the pants of my current boyfriend. My guess is she wanted you to respond in a similar manner and she probably had a crush on you. It's probably best she's not in the picture though because she sounds kind of unstable emotionally.

No. 71962

>>71959
yeah, but when I tried getting touchy, it wasn't well received at all, been there before. And yeah, she had major mommy issues and a few actual health issues. I think she was just trying to be edgy. I've dealt with far worse people as friends but she became a bitch, which is unacceptable but easily rectified.

Also oh my god, i forgot how awful I used to be on neopets. I'm suddenly thrown back to those days and it was awful. Jesus christ. I hope my account got deleted due to inactivity.

No. 72018

>>71957
thos brows are almost painful to look at. isn't there a law against this?

No. 72524

I work at a dispensary and right now as we speak (or as I type) there is this big 52 yearold crazy hysterical lady trying to buy pot from us. I really do think wanna sell to her but my coworker is just trying to help her out. She keeps randomly breaking out in tears and explaining to us how she "used to have an amazing life" and she could have been an Olympic gymnast. She said she did a backflip off a horse. And she has a crush on someone who comes here and she begged for us to give him her number. Oh my fucking god, she has lice. She's so close oh my god. Now she's talking about her friends and telling me their names. She was so close to leaving plus leave. She's leaving I'm gonna is everything.

No. 72526

>>72524
I meant to say isopropyl everything *

No. 72576

>>71464
>get text
>she's coming back
oh goodness. Here we go again. I jinxed myself!

No. 72587

>>72576
We spent time together. Let me run down some cringe for you farmers, god bless her soul.

>first thing she tells me is about her drinking again

>she sobered up after almost preforming a sexual act for alcohol
>she became fuckbuddies with her friend
>she wrote a letter to her ex bf and burned it as "closure"
>she's wearing those "fuck me" glasses and a shocker t shirt with short short short jeans
>more friend drama
Everything is edgy or drama or sex. She's a very nice person and I have a decent amount of respect for her but holy shit. It's just so surreal to me.

No. 72598

>>72587
what are "fuck me" glasses, anon? because I think I've heard that phrase before.

No. 72600

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>>72598
These
Literally these

No. 72606

>>72587
Why do you hang out with her? Drop her ass.

No. 72610

>>72606
Because she's hot, idunno. I'd kill to have my head between her legs. Despite how cringey she can be, she knows how to push my buttons and I'm ashamed to admit I like the edgy teen slut look.

That and I can report on how fucking bizarre this is. I find it almost fun. I also only have online friends, so I have someone around my age, in real life, to talk to.

No. 72612

>>72610
Are you…a guy or girl..

No. 72614

>>72612
I've already said here >>71464
Doesn't make much of a difference, does it?

No. 72649

>>72614
It does because in lolcow we hate males the same way 4chan hates females.

No. 72650

>>72649
lol robot pls go

No. 72699

>>72650
I didn't leave when pull invaded, I'm sure as hell I am not gonna leave now because some cows are paranoids of the robots, sister.

No. 72794

Well, I erased most of it from my memory, thank fuck. But I still have this one written down.

>femanon in eighth grade

>impossibly ridiculous, flamboyant aspie, completely oblivious to everything social
>in english class
>open rockstar drink under desk
>I accidentally kick it over, it spills everywhere
>everyone starts laughing
>"hey anon did you piss under your seat?"
>I, thinking I'm funny, say: "but of course!"
>somehow the entire class has stopped, everyone's laughing hysterically, including the teacher
>I don't realise they're laughing at me, I think they're just laughing in the way that they laugh when a popular person says something dumb
>I stand up and announce, grinning wildly: "I shall retrieve some paper towels in order to eradicate this most egregious error!"
>the fervour of their laughter increases; a few girls are now laughing so hard they're crying
>I'm in the front of the class, walking over to the door
>one of the girls says: "hey anon, why don't you just lick it up?"
>I remember something I saw a popular girl doing the other day
>I whip around with a manic, shit-eating grin plastered on my face
>strike a pose, thumbs-up the air
>scream: "YEEEEAAAA-UHHHHHH!"
>everyone just dies, collapsing in laughter
>I walk out the door, grinning at how I just cemented my popularity
>things like this happened all the time

No. 72799

>>72794
See, it's all about delivery. All those things you said could've easily been a "laughing-with-you" situation if you say them right. It's a fine line.

No. 72805

>>72799
This isn't correct, anon. No delivery could have made those lines funny. Regardless of who is saying it and how, those lines are intrinsically awkward.
It could only work said in a soft, calm, serious-but-joking way to a friend or two. Even then, it would only be a slight amusement to take the edge off of having done something as foolish as spilling one's drink.

No. 72822

>>72794
>>72794
Oh god, this reminded of that time back in high school when it took me a long time to get back from a bathroom break… I somehow ended up agreeing with my classmates that yes, it took me that long because I totally missed the toilet haha. And then had to clean up the mess haha. haha. ha.
>Just why.
I feel for you anon and cringe every time I think about it.

No. 72823

>>72805
It could have worked if you were really popular and yes friendly with most people in your class. It would've worked for the popular kids/class clowns where I went for sure.
So then what happens is, you get the very bright idea to try to emulate that behavior because those people are hilarious and popular so why not you? But no, just no it doesn't work for you.

No. 72848

>>72794
>but of course!
Classic. I was laughing with you anon.

No. 73034

>>72610
>>72587
We hung out and when she finally shut the fuck up about her drama and shit, we actually gasp had fun.

But here's some more cringe
>mommy issues galore, they have a fiery relationship
>made me, and another person read her poetry
>told me about her love life… Again

She's been slightly less absolute cringe lately, thank god.

Here's a story from high school
>have to do a presentation in class, teacher gives us a topic to rant on
>mine was ketchup, for two minutes
>end my lecture by writing on the white board "ron Paul 2012"
>thought I was the funniest shit ever
>was a hardline, Ayn Rand lolbertard

No. 73252

>>73034
seriously the only thing cringe-worthy is you.

No. 73489

>>69819
>B from /b/ speech
It is actually hilarious

No. 603039


No. 603044

>>603039
I should explain that I was involved in the production of this documentary

No. 603085

>>603044
For some reason, the soft-spoken biker dude with the glamazon eyebrows at 1:38 came off as "will be trans shortly, please hold."

No. 603290

i'm a compulsive liar and thinking about how transparent and strange a lot of my lies are is just lol

No. 603353

Awhile back, a male coworker said hi to me and my retarded ass just giggled. He doesn’t say hi to me anymore lol. Thinking about that moment makes me want to dig myself in a hole.

No. 603355

>>68021
what the fuck where do you life

No. 603359

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>>68546
>farting against his legs

No. 603370

>>603353
anon you should talk to him. everyone makes mistakes, i used to be awkward af with coworkers around my age

>>603359
>>68546
glad this thread was bumped cuz i'm laughing like crazy at this
sorry farting anon

No. 603371

>>72794
This is chaotic. I'm imagining anon's classmates and teacher screaming with uncontrollable laughter, Jesus fucking Christ that was a ride.

No. 603400

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>>68546
>>603359
>farting like crazy against his legs

No. 603406

I remember in third grade this dumbass boy was typing cuss words in the url on a testing day and instead of funbrain.com, he typed in funboobs.com and later that day he got called to the office and he got suspended for being obscene and attempting to solicit porn or some shit,8 don’t think he even meant it that way kek. I just remember him crying while packing his bag

No. 603445

I'm just cringing really hard at myself and my existence in general currently. No deets

No. 603468

I remember me and a group of friends cat fishing my asshole ex, and we were all trying to go on google to look for convincing looking ass pictures to send as a nude, I sent a flat and bony ass. I thought it was realistic because it wasn’t the usual Kim kardashian plastic ass, he stopped replying to us because the picture had a fucking site watermark on the corner.

No. 603690

>>603468
you ran in into the ground together but like as a team and that's beautiful

No. 604005

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>Be me at 15
>In class
>Accidentally call teacher 'mum'
>People laugh
>No big deal, right? Just laugh it off with them
>I couldn't do that
>I made it a running bit
>Call her variations of Mum and never call her her name
>Also obsessed with Joan Crawford
>Obviously start calling her Mommie Dearest
>Heavily imply she beats me
>Act scared of her as a joke, flinch when she calls on me in class
>Well known I'm a lesbian
>Classmates start a rumor that the teacher and I are in some perverse dom sub relationship
>Gets back to the staff
>Get called into the office
>"Anon, are you and Ms L having any sort of inappropriate relationship"
>Frantically stammer my way through an explanation of the joke
>Being called in convinced classmates this is legit
>Can't look the teacher in the eye
>Start failing every test until I request a swap to another class
>MFW made myself a fool and could have ruined a woman's career because I tried to funny

No. 604013

>>604005
This actually made me laugh, thanks anon

No. 604164

>>604005
This is genuinely epic, well done anon.

No. 604357

>me and my bff making digimon ocs together during a class where we were allowed to sit in the lounge room
>only a few other people were there and it was mostly quiet
>thought we were being discreet but kept having people give us weird looks

we were 17

No. 604879

>>604357
This seems cringe on surface level but it's actually super sweet, just you and your bud hanging out doing things that you both enjoy together.

No. 605496

>be me, 22, in university
>have crush on professor who has flirted with me
>go to his office for "help"
>redbull makes me gassy
>drank redbull earlier that day
>thought enough time had passed that I wouldn't be gassy when I went to see him
>I was wrong
>in his tiny office, I start feeling farts trying to escape
>desperately try to hold them in
>body makes weird sounds from holding in farts, like inward farts
>teacher keeps trying to talk loudly to cover up the sound, is obviously embarrassed for me

still makes me cringe though this happened years ago

No. 605544

>>604005
oh my god anon, this is insane I could barely contain my laughter

No. 606708

>>604005

It's terrifying how easily people will believe anything. I've made jokes many years ago about how x or y obscure person died in now deleted youtube comments and then fast forward years and some tard has cited it in forum posts, then some blogger cites the forum post, etc, etc. This has happened twice so far.

No. 818479

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i was going through my downloaded/pirated from youtube when I was 12 and had limited time to use the internet (basically when my parents were gone to work during the summer), I would download any video I wanted to see later…. nonnies I am downright ashamed of my 12 year old self but super glad I grew out of the fetish. by request I will upload one of these to a webm

No. 818481

>>818479
You're alright (to not post any).

No. 818484

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>>818479
KEKK ‘Hot Asian Guys’. Did you download the paralyzer music video from youtube? I actually want you to upload the disturbia video if it’s not porn because it sounds like a powerpoint slide of random famous asian men to the sounds of Disturbia by Rihanna. Is there more? I still have my bookmarks and comments from when I was 12 but most of the links are dead. Unfortunately I was also equally disturbed.

No. 818491

>20+ year old online friend of mine starts off relatively normalfag fan of kpop
>meets 16 year old kpop fangirl in online community
>join groupchat with my friend, her, and other girls thinking it won't be too bad
>at first have civil and fun conversation about the genre without it being creepy
>underage girl starts getting her into other boygroups when her favorite boygroup member gets into controversy
>they both become obsessed with mediocre fetal looking moids and it starts being all they talk about
>friend develops cringe tier koreaboo tendencies
>me and other girls in chat find them cringe
>tell them to stop talking about it because people want to talk about other shit
>get told off, they deny being koreaboos
>constantly assuming idols' sexualities based on the way they talk and dress
>hadn't shipped idols insofar as I was aware but was one step away from it
>sexualizing idols and assuming their sexual proclivities
>calling her favorite idols "bottoms" and "bottom boys" and other sexual terms
>constantly talking about their bodies and posting pictures
>acting like she knows these men
>made tierlist with other fangirl ranking kpop men from most to least fuckable
>try to tell her she's being cringe and acting like a stan twitter idiot
>ends up denouncing me for underage kpop stan when I tell them to stop for the last time

the pure magnitude of cringe i have witnessed from this as an observer. I like the genre, music, and watch extraneous content from a few groups, but seeing an adult woman fall into this stan twitter tier shit is actually fucking sad. it's always the boygroup fans who are the fucking worst too

No. 818495

>>818491
this is why children should not have access to the internet, fucking gross

No. 818499

>>818495
the weird thing is that the elder one would sexualize male idols in small quantities before she met the girl, but she wasn't teetering on the boundaries of sexual harassment by doing it. back then she had self awareness and she did not go too far. the last few months the horniness took over her fucking braincells.

it's more concerning that the other girl became so deeply ingrained into the koreaboo shit and was able to drag a grown woman down with her. I had a cringey kboo phase but nothing ever like this and I certainly never would've been like this a year or two ago when I was the same age as my friend who got dragged into it is currently.

No. 818500

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In 8th grade, I was walking with a friend and a boy I had liked. She told him to man up and confirm or deny whether or not he liked me back. I proceeded to then sperg out and essentially launch her multiple feet into the lockers with a hip bump that came from all of my young teenage autism. She got a lot of bruises and had to tell her mom that she got into a fight with a boy and kicked his ass. I still feel bad about it 7 years later.

No. 818502

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>>818484
You were right! Just a dumb slide of asian men. There were a few more, I mean the cringest of things. Like I have 20 or more screamo videos.

No. 818505

>>818491
That's super unfortunate. I always wanted to talk about random kpop music shit, but it always always devolved into bias wars and other bs that has nothing to do with the music and song. Twitter has made things 100x worse because of the migration from tumblr

No. 818513

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>>818505
the worst part is how openly unashamed they became to do it in front of other people and not take it to dm's

picrel is an example tierlist made by the younger kboo

No. 818530

in 2017 i had a discord LDR bf who was younger than me and i got him into ddlg and i really really regret that part of my life. he also ended up going to a college near me just to see me. we were both virgins and we tried to have sex and we just… couldnt get it in for some reason. glad we dont talk anymore.

No. 818533

>>818513
Pure brain damage. Also horrible taste goddamn

No. 818536

When I was in 3rd grade my friend invited me to a Halloween event at her church. I didn't really understand religion and that Christians don't celebrate Halloween (this just a generic fun event for kids to make them not feel left out I guess) and showed up dressed as a vampire while every other kid was in normal clothes. My mom already dropped me off and left so I had to stay there for an hour.

No. 818539

>>68118
this post actually made me laugh really hard. god bless you anon

No. 818564

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>>818533
I can't really comment on taste since I don't remember what half the moids look like. The ones I do like, very few, are ranked low

picrel is the adult girls tier list, still pretty cringe

god I can't imagine wanting to fuck or aggressively thinking about this many moids

No. 818567

>>818513
How do you “kin” celebrities. What is wrong with these people. Anon how did you survive in there for so long.

No. 818575

>>818567
I'd become more distanced from using the groupchat because I was dealing with real life stuff. Since it was a larger chat with people beyond the kboos, the activity gave me the ability to scroll down past the bullshit and just leap into other conversations about things completely unrelated to the kboo sperging.

Then the sperging became more frequent, longer, and weirder. Less avoidable. Sometimes I noticed in DM's my friend was getting worse, but I didn't have the gall to be direct about how uncomfortable it made me except in the group setting, and that irked her and the other kboo. In DM's I made it clear with my wording however, without saying "that's gross", I was disinterested in her shoving a moid's fancam in my face.

They accused me of gatekeeping them and their interests and of being prudish, unaccepting. Ironically they'd told me in the past to stop talking about interests of mine, including my own celebrity crush, or purposely ignored things I had to say because "nobody cares"?

All they'd said was far more fetishy, blatant, and grossly objectifying than a word that'd come out of me. It's like we no longer had any mutual interests anymore, when I tried to show my friend one of her favorite girl groups new releases, she brushed it off and declared the song crap.

There used the be an ability to diversify. talk about the musical aspects, song recommendations, criticism and commentary on the industry, girl groups, and a variety of things, not just mediocre moids with shit tier music. It became 90% about mediocre moids with shit tier music and then sperging about Kingdom or whatever the fucking moid survival show was.

Witnessing it happen realtime where the aforementioned charts were posted was my boiling point. That set me off.

No. 818592

>>818513
>>818564
I legitimately cannot tell a single difference between any of the men on those charts

No. 818596

>>818592
Every single one of them has the exact same haircut. Sims 1 had more haircut options than Korea.

No. 818760

>>818564
>ownership
>i wanna bone
>soft tops

I hate everything tumblr and twitter has done to these stupid girls.

No. 818830

>be 16
>google how to get big boob and butt
>black women forums
>open a vit E capsule + fish oil
>cover boob and butt with foul oil
>wrap said areas with Saran Wrap
>ok got it
>chillin in my room with bits wrapped up n oiled
>mother busts into my room
>sees me naked in Saran Wrap
>she yelps and shuts the door
>I leap up
>try to explaIN
>still don't know what she believes she saw

No. 818831

Just fell down at the dog park lads

No. 818836

>>818830
Ooh, I have a similar one.
>14 years old
>weeb, like to draw manga
>friend and I have this running joke about tentacle hentai
>japan so wacky amirite
>we decide it would be hilarious to leave tentacle porn in random places at school
>having to look it up online grosses us out though
>so I get to drawing
>one day enter my room to find my mom cleaning out my backpack
>she meant well, I was a messy kid
>she takes out and looks at one of my drawings, silently puts down next to backpack
>typical over the top boobs and hentai face
>tentacles going everywhere
>obviously drawn by me
>instantly explode in embarrassment
>try to explain to her that it's a joke thing
>stuttering
>she looks at me
>only says 'that's okay'
>obviously doesn't believe me
>we never talk about it again
Sometimes I still cringe knowing my mom probably thought I was genuinely into drawing my own tentacle hentai.

No. 818839

>>818592
They have different haircolors, duh!

Kek I agree with you, every single person in kpop looks exactly the same, the women also all look the same. I think it's because they all go to the same surgeon to get the same procedure to look exactly like the korean beauty ideal.

Really fucking weird to anyone who isn't into that shit.

No. 818848

I feel like a traitor only because I connected my 8yo drawing tablet, installed and synced my artworks and materials on a different PC, which I am borrowing (mine died). I feel so stupidly sad about it kek, but I guess that's because my art and tablet are very personal to me.

No. 818850

>>818830
Ok, really dumb question, but did it work?

No. 818854

Damn I must've been cursed while reading this thread because I stopped to jam to some music and my roommate walked in while I was in a particularly dumbass pose/expression. Don't look at me reeeee

No. 818857

>>818479
kek, please I want to see the webm

No. 818887

File: 1622308769983.jpg (25.01 KB, 650x366, totty.jpg)

>Get off soulless 9-5 job, tired as fuck
>Go to store to pick up something for dinner
>Cashier says it'll be $5
>Give her $2
>She deadpan stares at me, saying it's $5
>I give her another dollar
>She looks at me like I'm retarded
>Start fumbling with my wallet and apologizing profusely going through the complex mental math equations to determine how much cash I need to give her to make $5
>Loudly says "You need to give me TWO MORE DOLLAR and then you'll have FIVE DOLLARS."
>Brain doesn't comprehend, spaghetti falls out of my pockets
>She points at the $5 bill in my wallet and says give me that.
>I give her the $5 bill and pay for my items and leave and never return to that grocery store

No. 818891

>>818596
KEK

>>818839
I think it's easier to tell the women apart in kpop in some groups but in others where they all look too plasticized it's impossible, don't ask me about the men

why my "friends" had the audacity to shit on me for liking western actors above the age of 30 is beyond me

>>818760
I swear to god the elder one's been in relationships (albeit not good ones) before so she has no excuse to be acting like a tumblrtard

No. 819017

>korea-/weeaboo phase
>'stanning' (read: harassing) random asian kids in school simply due to their race
>write sexual fanfiction about them
>record their whereabouts and outfits worn to school

>same shit, different year

>perform vocaloid for school talent show
>forget the words
>make up fake japanese in front of entire school alongside a MIDI backing track

may the pain eventually stop.

No. 819036

>>818887
lmao I'm sure she thought you were on something, not actually retarded

No. 819047

>play with faceapp
>start having dreams about morphs and monstrosities made therein
>dreams where they'd be in very specific scenarios
>reality show, true crime, drama scenario, comedy, dramady, soap opera, horror, teen comedy, etc scenario
>these would typically go wrong and end horribly and unexpectedly
>what the fuck brain

sometimes I make myself cringe just by existing

No. 819070

>be me, 11 almost 12 yo, on a studytrip in some godforsaken town in England
>english is still basic obviously
>I don't have friends among the group from my country, I share my room with 3 girls who are friends and feel awkward tailing them
>they send us to the waterpark
>I don't feel like swimming though, I'll just pack the swimsuit
>famous last words
>we arrive and all the kids from my country immediately change and go inside
>i stall, thinking maybe someone won't enter
>realize I'll be left alone and try changing fastly but once done I can't even figure how to enter the pools.
>leave the building and go sit on the benches among families
>start crying (quietly tbf) out of loneliness/general fear but nobody even notices LMAOO
>recompose myself, go around shops and find some known people/adults from my group
>"Anon? You're alone?"
>"yeah ahah"
It was scary at the time, cringy in the years after and just sad now, mostly because now I'd know what to do but how could I at twelve? At least it was somehow character defining. I can't even remember if I told my parents immediately.

No. 820796

>>818887
just wait a week or two and you can go back, nobody cares, it will be forgotten

No. 820799

>>819017
my sides anon why were you such a stalker

No. 820826

continue to fuck the same guy thats been stringing me along for the past 3 years after he told me he doesnt want a relationship because i fear change and im a complacent dipshit.

No. 820849

>>818564
anon I've been into kpop for nearly 8 years now and even I can't tell the difference between half of these dudes

No. 820879

>>818836
late, but this is so good. i love you, anon

No. 821017

>>820849
I swear they used to be more distinguishable looking but maybe I'm just wearing my rose colored glasses

No. 821107

>>819017
Ok you got me i lol’d. Probably because I can relate

No. 821192

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One time I was posting about how bad my depression had gotten and how bad I wanted to kms and how scared I am for the future on /g/, and a janny gave me a five minute ban to give me advice on how to get mental health help without getting put in a psychward and how to get medical/financial assistance and I still think about that like every day

No. 821194

>>821192
Honestly this is sweet. That was really thoughtful of the janny and I hope you're doing better now anon

No. 821200

>>818564
I also noticed that koreaboos are very pornsick. Like look at how the "korean" category has been among the top searched categories for the past couple of years. With how "tame" kpop seems it's not something you'd expect from the fans tbh.

No. 821201

>>821192
my respect for jannies just tripled

No. 821204

>>821200
what's even creepier is the ability of deepfake technology allowing some sick fucks to superimpose idols into porn

No. 821214

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>>818564
>I can't imagine wanting to fuck or aggressively thinking about this many moids

eheheheh… neither can I…

No. 821234

>>820826
Dump him. You have been complaining about this guy in at least two threads now. He already told you that he doesn't want a relationship with you. He is only using you. Stop wasting your time on him and move on.

No. 821467

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Some of the childhood cringe stories upthread inspired me to write out my own
>be me, age 9
>super interested in anything paranormal
>one day, when on holiday at my grandma's house find a stash of her husband's old paranormal magazines
>must be about 30+ of them, it's amazing
>"you can take them home with you anon"
>read the mags like nobody's business, learn about all sorts of freaky stuff like shadow people, telekinesis and hollow earth
>shit's cool
>what's less cool is that I'm starting to experience night terrors about some of that stuff
>the most terrifying thing of all is alien abduction, basically a very real danger and a fate worse than death in my 9 year old mind
>still fascinated though, spend a lot of nights thinking about it
>fast forward about two weeks
>dad takes us out for ice cream after dinner one Sunday
>it's Autumn so it's already dark and foggy outside when we leave the ice cream place
>turn the corner, suddenly out of nowhere there's a large, bright, oval shaped light hovering in the fog right above us
>enter a split second panic mode, literally the most visceral fear I've ever experienced
>"oh my god there's an ufo here, they're going to experiment on me and kill me"
>SCREAM and piss my goddamn pants
>my parents stare at me in shock
>it's a streetlamp
>mfw the next day my mom took away all of my cool paranormal magazines and put them in the trash

Despite everything I'm happy to say I'm still very interested in ufos and the paranormal, which honestly might be a bit cringy in itself, but there's something weirdly comforting and nostalgic about it.

No. 821488

>middle school, 12-13
>weird weeb neet, screaming anime taglines and calling ppl senpai
>is a total fucking idiot and writes fanfiction
>starts 8th grade and starts writing horny fics about classmates fucking teachers, massive orgies, and neko shit
>send them to TiM horny classmate
>forget they exist
>get into an argument with TiM classmate
>he sends them out, tells me, and laughs
>people approach me, "oh my god did you really???"
>"no"
>realizing he only had the text files and no proof it was from me, i denied that shit
>pinned that shit on him

please memories go away.

No. 821522

>>821488
Irl tina

No. 821530

>>821467
Bonnie we are kindred spirits. I was obsessed with paranormal shit and was listening to Art Bell and reading Whitley Strieber at that age.

This one time I was crying because I thought a chupacabra was gonna come eat our dog. The relentless familial ridicule stung way worse than the cringe tho LMAO

No. 821532

>>821530
Nonnie fucking autocorrect

No. 821534

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No. 821535

>>821522
She's not irl Tina, I am. I actually wrote friend fiction about my oneitis because she threatened self-harm if I didn't. It was a weird codependent and toxic friendship. The worst part is that the stories were about her and the teacher she had a crush on and she didn't like me back

No. 821540

>>821488
>pinned that shit on him
Based, he deserved it for sending them out

No. 821555

>>821488
nona i love you for the last bit

No. 821574

I wore fairy wings when I lived abroad in my teens. I was like 16-17 why did I do this kek

No. 821581

When I was 4-5, I misunderstood a lady who was working a game booth at a fair. It had plastic ducks and a kiddie pool and I threw the fair tickets into the kiddie pool instead of giving them to her and I've never recovered since from the embarrassment.

No. 821592

>>821488
>realizing he only had the text files and no proof it was from me, i denied that shit
>pinned that shit on him
Good, as you should have. Fuck his evil plans.

No. 821600

One time my dad walked in on me after i had masturbated and it was really obvious. Still makes me want to kms.

No. 821605

>>821530
Nona, you can't imagine my jealousy when I found out there were people who grew up with Coast to Coast AM when there was nothing like that in my country lol.

No. 821624

everyone sounds so cute in this thread ah~

No. 821696

>>821530
aw im the same, my paranormal interest didnt come till a little later (11/12) but i had had a horrible fear of aliens and government agencies (i live in a 5eyes country) which i think is why i was so fascinated by /x/ and stuff. i had a horror of chupacabras eating my pets too! and i also still get ridiculed by my family to this day lol.

anyway my embarrassing story:
> be me 14y/o
> be in the psych ward
> mom comes to visit
> stony faced as to be expected but something feels off
> she takes me out for a walk
> "anon i was going through stuff in your room…"
> oh god
> was homestuck sperg/weeb at the time and wrote/drew gratuitous joke nsfw for my friends, as well as writing serious lesbian nsfw for private consumption
> fucked up by internet so blossoming bdsm fetish
> MOM FOUND THE HOMESTUCK PORN
> starts basically asking me if i'd been molested, tells me she's giving my computer to the cops because she thinks im being groomed
> punctuates this with awkward reassurance that its "ok if [im] gay"
> cried basically the entire walk out of pure embarrassment

in hindisght the story actually just shows how much my mom cared about me i suppose. i wasn't being groomed (personally, there's an argument to be made that my general internet use and transient interactions "groomed" me in a way…) and i got my computer back a few days after i got out of the psych ward. but man i just have like the vivid memory of her being like "i found some stuff you wrote and drew…" and just instantly shrivelling up and dying inside lmao

No. 824306

In grade 6 I won a provincial art competition and received like $500. I was stoked as hell and used some winnings to buy some new clothes that my mom would have no control over. I bought 3 pairs of the same khaki pants (in diff colours - brown, tan, and army green) that you could zip off into shorts and also into capris. I mixed and matched all the different colours every time and I wore that shit proudly.

No. 824316

>>824306
wtf i had those too, that isn't cringe they were based

No. 824330

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for my make a wish wish, I asked for a laptop lol. it was like 2005 or smth but I still cringe so bad about my lame ass wish. picrel is the gay computer I got

No. 824338

>>824330
I would kill for that fucking laptop. The raw fucking royal Stacy energy that emits from it is far superior than any elon tesla futuristic prostate robots. I literally don't see how that was cringe in any way whatsoever.

No. 824378

>>824338
that laptop looks sturdy as fuck. if it ever dies you could use it as a blunt weapon

No. 824481

not my story, but there used to be this blog on tumblr where people would vent about their experiences working in retail/customer service and this one girl was a cashier, and an attractive older british guy came through her line and she accidentally called him daddy. even though it didn't happened to me it makes me cringe deep in my soul

No. 824608

>>824330
Wait, like a wish granted to children with cancer? If so, I'm so glad you are with us, anon.

No. 824634

>>824608
yes I'm a muscular dystrophyanon

No. 824718

In my youth I was depressed and hid my body a lot, I had short hair and wore baggy clothes. No makeup. Our class went to see the capital city for our grade 8 graduation trip, on the way back we stopped at a fast food place. There was an old man behind me in the line and the cashier assumed I was his son. Once I got my food, I tried to pay, but I realized the old guy was paying for my meal. The cashier realized his mistake and separated our orders, the old guy was talking to me the entire time and he also thought I was a boy. he was saying shit like "I would've bought that meal for you if you were really my son!" and clapping me on the back. I didn't want to correct them because it was already too late and it wouldn't make me any less embarrassed. We were holding up the entire fucking line. I spoke as little as possible, and thankfully they didn't realize anything. By the time I got my food it was already time to go back to the bus, I had to throw my drink out and ended up spilling the sauce on my legs trying to eat my chicken strips. The end.

No. 825232

my entire life is a cringe compilation and still is, where do i begin. still never "grew out" of behavior i was supposed to grow out of years ago.

No. 825294

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>>821696
You reminded me of when my Mom found out that I looked at porn because one day I guess I had Pornhub just in the address bar, but not entered in. Then she dug around in the Internet history and found some kind of Adult Friend Finder thing that I must have accidentally clicked an ad for and assumed that I was talking with old men on line and for some reason thought that the next day I would text them about it, but didn't take my cellphone away, so if I was being groomed, I pretty much could have still stayed in contact with them. Then she wanted to know if I'd been molested by this one creepy "friend of the family" who was bi-sexual and turned out to be addicted to crack cocaine. One week he and I were alone while my mom and step-father did something out of state and he didn't molest me or anything, but seriously what the fuck. Then my Mom looked at some more of my Internet history and thankfully didn't find any of the weird porn I was looking at, but did find my Google Images searches where I Googled all kinds of random crap to see what would turn up. Of course she only looked at the ones that said edgy stuff like "hate" or "sadness" or "depression," but they weren't all edgy, I swear! That was a bad time.

No. 825349

I was on mdma making out with a guy at Bonnaroo and said "I love you"

No. 825427

>>825232
Please tell us more if you can. I personally won't judge you.

No. 825429

>>821696
That's actually really sweet of your mom. Super embarassing, but she loves you!

My personal cringe is how much my friends and I talked about sex in public. At the time, we thought we were so ~kewl~ because we were sexually open and accepting (despite not actually being sexually active), and it's fun to talk about sex. I just think back to anyone who may have heard us and it's so embarrassing.



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