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No. 2623642
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From Woody Allen's 2019 film with Timothy. This is a real scene that made it into the movie theater.
No. 2624176
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those poor babies
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>meet my nigel, he's NLOG (not like the other guys)
No. 2626125
>>2625822Nah, I absolutely love this lmao. The references to the show during the Conan parts were done great, it's easy to see what they were representing at all times, Ussee wa was unfitting I admit, but this video is from 2021 so it's only natural it's featured there and Konayuki I'll forever associate with Conan too, due to that tasukukoma parody
I actually even wondered for a bit if they used that one instead of the original Konayuki, so whenever I see it in the context to this series even though it wasn't one of its OSTs it always makes me happy.
No. 2626429
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>>2625487he could almost be cute if he lost a few pounds (like a young John Carmack), but this male quirk chungus personality ruins it
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No. 2628920
>>2625822Look at these nerds practicing their choreography for the kill. They are going to run up to an unsuspecting grandpa in a wheelchair and backflip their thighs over his face and suffocate him to death, one by one. I saw this exact same thing happen in ‘86. Did you know male nerds are vicious killers who primarily use their bare thighs as weapons? Not many people know about this but the stats speak for themselves. It’s silent epidemic. They are good at hiding their sadistic streak. Anyone who dared crossing a nerd has seen the black void consume them as his thighs close in. Not many live to tell the tale.
>>2626388Those are the legs of cold blooded killers.
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This gave me a psychic debuff
No. 2630233
>>2630160No thanks I prefer moids who won’t give me potato babies
>>2630165This kek he looks about 50
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>>2624251>>2624419>>2628951I remember seeing another video of them (I think they were in an airport going to adopt their baby?) and it also sent chills down my spine. They look like actual demons, the babies look so uncomfotable
Edit: omg to make things worse they used one of their sisters as a surrogate and one of their "friends" donated her eggs to them?? Two women in their lives gave part of their bodies for this to happen. I'm going to barf
Edit Edit: Dropped pic
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no one wants to be as oppressed as asexuals. especially the ones who are always bragging about being horny like the retards they are
No. 2630461
>>2630437>especially the ones who are always bragging about being horny like the retards they areI play a shitty gacha porn game for women and one day I got a friend request from a retarded "asexual" whose bio read "I'm literally ace what am I doing here"
Yes, idiot. What the fuck are you doing here if not reading shitty porn to get off?
No. 2630525
#DivineUnion
No. 2630921
>>2628982The song makes it extra cringy, and I even like some of her songs
>>2630160He's pinging my gaydar
>>2625822Idgi
>>2630437Replace the asexual stick figure with a white person and the ones bullying her with black people and suddenly it's not that funny is it?
this is a joke I'm not racebaiting No. 2630922
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>>2630827Didn't I call it? Every single time