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No. 2579859

Previous thread: >>>/ot/2564342

No. 2579861

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No. 2579867

That's a really small cat, or big hamster

No. 2579868

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>>2579859
This guinea pig looks like a blobfish

No. 2579870

>>2579868
fuck u

No. 2579872

>>2579861
aww she's smiling at us

No. 2579916

>>2579859
Wtf… this guinea pig looks just like Carl Wheezer

No. 2579919

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>>2579771
Plant nona! Thanks for all the advice, I'll make sure to save it in a word file for reference!
I googled my tomatoes (kumato cherry tomatoes) and it seems like they are indeterminate, I'm currently unemployed so I have a lot of time to babysit both them and the strawbs! There is a riding school not too far from where I live, so reading your post I did for a second consider going to the path they usually ride but I'd probably look like a crazy person picking up and carrying horse shit in a plastic bag kek

No. 2579935

I dislike this threadpic as I have a big aversion to pictures of predator and prey domestic animals co-habitating the same environment without any sort of protection or what have you for the prey animal. But it is very cute. So I am conflicted.

No. 2579942

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me taking my stupid long walk to get my stupid 10k steps for my stupid health

No. 2579951

I'm laughing thinking about the time I did voice verification for a user in the friend finder and I immediately clocked that it was a tranny using a voice filter. Makes are terminally autist so they typically don't understand that their way of imitating that female upper register that we sometimes use sounds so male and forced. I was even smoking a blunt before and during it too but the voice left me speechless for a second because I was like huh… and that retard KNEW I KNEW TOO KEK. I ended the call for some bullshit reason and blocked. They're so fucking obvious to me.

No. 2580024

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>>2579819
I'm a minimalist but I find something bizarrely compelling about the way they absolutely layered things on Alex.

No. 2580028

Now that I think of it my ex kinda looked like a guinea pig
but in a real ugly way

No. 2580030

>>2580024
These outfits are honestly cute.

No. 2580033

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>>2580024
I live for the shit that Disney put their actresses in during the 00s even if it was corny

No. 2580035

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It was a great era

No. 2580110

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It's only half past 2, and I've already made like 4 posts in the vent thread

No. 2580119

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>>2579867
I'm going with big hamster

No. 2580122

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>>2580119
>>2579867
Guinea pig, not ham.

No. 2580123

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>>2580110
damn i hope u feel better soon nonny

No. 2580125

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>>2580110
Feel better soon, sweet nonnette, I will send you some of my good feelings today and we can share a good day. After all, since it's so early, you have so much time for the day to improve. And if it doesn't, there's tomorrow waiting for you. I'll have plenty of good vibes to send to you

No. 2580179

>>2580119
Cuy, delicious and easy to rear. Great source of animal protein in countries with low grazing potential.

No. 2580284

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This evil gnome is levitating in my pregnant, druggie, alcoholic, crackhead, whore sim's house

No. 2580288

Does The Sims include crack?

No. 2580291

>>2580288
Maybe a jailbroken sims version would?

No. 2580296

>>2580288
Not by itself, but you can have anything in the sims with mods.

No. 2580305

>>2580284
thats the father

No. 2580346

I'm hiding here since theres a baiting faggot ruining other threads. I don't know if I want to make dinner yet or play another round of fortnite

No. 2580348

>>2580284
Wow, but what is your Sim's lore?
>>2580288
I've seen a very complete adult mod for the Sims 3 that included marijuana and alcohol, but not crack.

No. 2580359

>>2580348
I said the crack thing as a joke kek, I wish the mod I'm using actually had shit like crack, meth, and heroin. I'm trying to do a legacy where I complete every aspiration, the sim I'm currently playing is my founder and her aspiration was to be the girlfriend of 10 different sims. She parties a lot, does drugs, drinks and gets into fights. She was dating an arms dealer at one point. She got a lot of money (I believe through the lottery, but I don't quite remember cause I stopped playing for a long time) so she has a nice house now but I WILL make her go broke again. She already has one daughter. She's pregnant again and, like the wench she is, has been drinking her entire pregnancy. After she gives birth she'll open an onlysims account. This all will be great character building for her children.

No. 2580386

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Baiting baiters gonna bait bait bait baity bait
But don't worry, there's at least a few other fish in the sea

No. 2580392

>>2580359
Nta but can you link me the mods for this? This is sims 3 right? I love making crazy addict floozy sims and turning their life around when they're nearing elderhood kek. Please linkkkkkk nonnie.

No. 2580399

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>>2580359
Sure thing anon! It is sims 3, I use monocodoll's mods for the degenerate stuff. Vile Ventures is the one with the drugs and onlysims shit. I also use her government benefits mod for stuff like food stamps. I need to download more awful, realistic mods but that's about it right now. Also, I was wrong. There is heroin and meth with the mod!

No. 2580403

>>2580399
Nta. It's doesn't need a spoon and a lighter? My immersion is ruined.

No. 2580408

>>2580359
Kek, I was going to say that she has an awfully clean and decent looking home for an alcoholic crackhead. Have fun running her back down into the gutter I guess!

No. 2580454

i'm retard

No. 2580465

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Just posted something that will probably get me banned but I'm about to go to sleep anyway

No. 2580475

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>>2580386
Baiters gonna bait bait bait bait bait
And prostaters gonna state state state state state
Baby I'm just gonna sage sage sage sage sage
Sage it off, sage it off
oh oh ohh
My ex-nan brought a new farmhand
She's like "Oh, my God!" but I'm just gonna sage
And to the nona over there with the hella good hair
Won't you come on over baby? We can sage, sage, sage, sage
Sage it off

No. 2580484

I didn't even notice im due my period and just thought these 2 sore pimples I got where due to my change of skincare. Love that my medications seem to be working for me. (Sertraline and medical cannabis).

No. 2580502

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i'm pissed off that gendies ruined weird/dyed hair and piercings. women with them are my guilty pleasure but no woman has them without being a tif now.

No. 2580524

>>2580502
Self expression and gender non conformity is all now associated with libfeminism and transgenderism unfortunately

No. 2580550

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>>2580524
It needs time to become edgy and youthful again. Someday, somewhere in the future - an actual teenager will pick up a dusty jar of picrel and won't wonder if she'll end up matching her great great aunt nona's new look or resemble any of the children in uncle nigel's strange japanese comic books

No. 2580654

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Before we punish people for being thieves, we need to consider that they may just have strong hunter-gatherer instincts. They just are fulfuilling the innate desire to provide for their tribe. Capitalism is ruining the trve oonga boonga ancestral life

No. 2580664

>>2580654
If you take my shiny rock, I will beat you to death, Unga Gunga. This is your only warning.

No. 2580679


No. 2580839

Ugh I ordered this thing a full month ago and there's still no estimated delivery date but I can't cancel because it's too late. C'mon, why did every other delivery do it in like 3 days. Ugh

No. 2580858

click to a random spot in the video, that is your historical husbando

No. 2580870

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>>2580858
Francis Parkman. The picture is misleading because he has another, more popular image, of him when he was older and he looks even worse. Where is my hamilton bishie?

No. 2580873

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I can tell I'm going to sleep really good tonight because I can hardly keep my eyes open. I feel blessed.

No. 2580884

>>2580858
Most of these are so ugly. You can tell the video was made by a moid because an historical yume would have added saint just.

No. 2580887

>>2580386
>>2580346
what happened? i was too busy sleeping

No. 2580894

>>2580887
I don’t have an answer for you but I hope you slept well nonita, welcome back

No. 2580897

>>2580894
ayrt, hi, good day nonner

No. 2580907

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>>2580858
i got some ugly faggot and its all your fault anon

No. 2580923

>>2580858
A got a very generic-looking guy who the video said was a runner or something. I was kinda hoping I'd get an ugly faggot because at least that would be funny

No. 2580928

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>>2580858
Sessue Hayakawa was mine. He just looks like some guy to me

No. 2580935

>>2580928
tbh, he doesn't look much different from a current kpoop idol

No. 2580943


No. 2580947

>>2580935
What?
He looks classically handsome not like a plastic twink

No. 2580971

>>2580947
>handsome
Where

No. 2580974

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i want to devote myself to terfistry and make an anti trans comic for fun but i dont want to become a pariah if i dont get a gf out of it or at least someone to giggle at trainnies with me. i know im weak and should just do it for myself but i need someone to believe in me first, fuck

No. 2580978

>>2580947
>handsome
weeb spotted

No. 2580987

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Lately I've been logging what I do at the gym and what I eat in the My Fitness Pal app, and also sending some of it to chatgpt so I can get some validation for my hard work. Now I'm kinda regretting having studied web dev instead of app dev, because now I want to make an app where I have a hot anime bf as my personal trainer that praises me

No. 2580998

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I get so schizo when I begin seriously latching onto a new husbando. Like omg that fly I just swatted was him reincarnated and trying to reach me.

No. 2581002

>>2580987
Based nona, I want one too

No. 2581012

>>2580998
What other forms has he come to you in nonna?

No. 2581022

>>2580987
apps are just websites. Discord exe is literally just a browser that runs their shitty Node js. PLEASE make it the world needs it

No. 2581024

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I want this t shirt so bad

No. 2581025

>>2580987
>>2581022
I’m making an app right now despite having a background similar to you. It’s totally possible nona, I’m using the Flutter framework since there are a lot of resources for it, but what you describe is very achievable.

No. 2581030

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>>2581012
Mostly abstract ones. He appears to me in the amount of time it takes to load my YouTube video, in the numbers on a piece of secretarial paper, in the Technicolor wind blowing across a swimming pool in Florida. He appears in the corner of my eyes, pronounced in the reflection of my glasses, and whisks away when I turn. I watch him weave invisibly through crowds, in the shimmer of an apple, on the back of a cardinal perched on the handle of a manual lawnmower. And sometimes, I see him in me.

No. 2581033

>>2581022
>>2581025
Maybe I should look further into it. My friend and I were joking about something like this a year or so ago, and talked about how fun it would be to combine it with some of the concepts of mystic messenger and that you get "love points" with the trainer if you keep up your streak which would unlock scenarios with him/her to keep people motivated.
I just graduated so I'm still just a junior that is very wet behind her ears, but one of my closest classmates is a personal trainer that has a background in sports medicine. I'm more specialized in frontend and accessibility, but if I get one of my other close classmates that are talented in backend and we combine our powers to figure out how to train an AI to be in character at all times maybe we could launch something decent.

No. 2581036

>>2581030
>He appears to me in the amount of time it takes to load my YouTube video
zoomers when left alone with their own thoughts for more than 10 seconds

No. 2581041

>>2581036
Kekkkk nonna got damn it you got me.

No. 2581044

>>2581033
I’m >>2581025 for reference. Definitely look into it nonny, there are tons of examples of fitness and tracking apps you can reference, so I would imagine the AI and character interaction aspect would require the most research and experimentation. Look into that colon cancer app that had waifus to promote use too for inspiration. Don’t over complicate it, you can add the AI aspect later after starting with just the basic husbando interaction. Bump the programming thread if you want to talk more about it at some point, I would be happy to brainstorm with you.

No. 2581078

>>2580125
>>2580123
Aw, thanks nonnas. I was trying to be joke-y with my post so I didn't expect such sweet responses. My day did indeed get better after making that post, thanks for the good vibes!

No. 2581095

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my father "jokingly" pulled on my hair when i was taking too long to go to the shower because I'm comfy in my bed, and despite being a "joke" he's not just holding onto it, he's pulling at it and i have to grab onto his hand, and because minutes pass and he's still not letting go i dig my nails into his hands, and he was being a big fat baby about it saying "you're the first girl who's ever hurt her father this way", which is funny because i wanted to kill him with rat poison once upon a time so this shit is tame. and now he treats me like i dont exist and doesnt talk to me, im free yippeeeee

No. 2581100

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>>2580884
>an historical yume would have added Saint-just.
Holy based

No. 2581123

LMAO
I'm coming live from the scene on my balcony. A mother is shouting at her son in the street, I still can't make out the accent clearly. She's having to shout because he's down the street. He retorts back, she just shouts "What?" and I just lose it pissing myself. I'm high for reference. The "what" was just so sharp and delivered so perfectly. Disappointment, anger, frustration, patience all delivered so eloquently with what. She heard me and suddenly her voice warmed and she went into the house and let her son be. I like her.

No. 2581126

I am sure i did permanent damage to my hand thanks to being a poorfag and not being able to afford treatment. I am so depressed about it, i hate my life and my shitty family.

No. 2581127

>>2581126
What happened?

No. 2581137

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Mr. Bean is pro-tardmoid propganda and IM SICK OF IT!

No. 2581158

>>2580987
You can always learn and do it. But it would probably be easier on Android device because it allows external apps, unlike IOS if I'm not mistaken.

No. 2581165

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I love digging holes, I want to own an acreage just so that I can spend my free time digging holes. I don't even know why I like making holes in the ground, I just do.
Seriously contemplating dropping about a hundred thousand dollars to buy some small tract of undeveloped land just so that I'll have somewhere to dig. I can just camp out in a tent in the summer and fall when I'm off shift and maybe rent a mini-hoe from time to time. What a stupid impulse but at least my stupid dream is achievable, my greatest fear is that I'll swiftly lose interest once hole digging loses its scarcity.

No. 2581167

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does this really work?

No. 2581168

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blehhh

No. 2581169

>>2581167
maybe the bank was more willing to give them a loan as a married couple? pink-haired girl obviously has bad credit

No. 2581172

>>2581167
some nonnie somewhere on the board did mention how she married a female friend for the tax(?) benefits kek

No. 2581174

>>2579861
The puppies of the sea

No. 2581176

>>2581169
If you have bad credit, that carries over if you get married. No one with a brain gets married with shit credit.

No. 2581215

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TRAUMA. Okay? Emotions and trauma.

No. 2581217

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Going to Publix with my mom and she said we could get deli subs for lunch, I’m so excited!!! I hope something just as good happens to all my nonnies today too!

No. 2581251

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watching Oculus, why didn't she just break the mirror when she had it covered with a tarp or when her and her brother were carrying it in, sorry if it's stupid, the only things about this movie i know are the ending and that there's an evil fucking mirror kek

No. 2581270

>>2581251
Usually cursed objects rematerialize and punish whoever tried to destroy them by killing a family member or another member of the cast. "The monkey" was really dumb but at least they established this early on

No. 2581306

>>2581270
i suppose the same would've happened in Oculus but i don't see why she didn't try to destroy it when the hold of the mirror over them was still minimal, at first i was thinking that covering the mirror reduces it's influence because she gets hallucinations when she takes the tarp off but then she hallucinates the old family dog when the tarp is still up so it's clearly not about covering it. but dang, is the mirror really invincible? i think she should've left it to rot in storage since that seems to have hurt it, like when she comes face to face with it when the auction's over, she says that it's "hungry" and looks down at it's crack that i think is from not having any new victims, unless the crack was caused by them since she says "i hope this still hurts".

No. 2581347

>>2581306
samefag neverming, the mother throws something at the mirror, not even with the intention of killing it but it starts doing freaky shit anyways kek

No. 2581395

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I'm craving chocolate, but I also don't want any at the same time

No. 2581416

>>2580974
I believe in you nonnienoo

No. 2581424

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I wanted to use these frames as living room decor for a while so i thought about painting watercolour flowers to frame in them but i realize i don't want to so i just made my favourite characters from DOL but now i'm wishing i'd made flowers instead, left to right is last to first in order of making them, how did i get worse? oh well, now they'll sit on a shelf in my room i guess.

No. 2581427

>>2581424
the frames are also cheap and ugly kek

No. 2581432

>>2581424
samefag, try guessing which is my no.1 fav keke

No. 2581437

>>2581424
Kek anon this is so cute!

No. 2581500

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Maybe I'm closeminded or too much of a vtumor hater but I find it so hard to believe any woman here actually likes them. No I'm not saying those are men. Just women I have no respect for.

No. 2581510

>>2581500
Anon are you living in my mind kek I was thinking this earlier when I scrolled past the /m/ thread and saw some generic coomer fanart

No. 2581528

>>2581500
I can somewhat see the appeal after I've watched some clips of them. Just like how they act as "surrogate girlfriends" for the male audience—they can act as surrogate best friends for a female audience too.

And since everything is digital and everyone has social anxiety now, a "best friend" you can easily access on your screen is appealing. Especially if the girl is a NEET, like the majority of anons here are.

No. 2581535

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who even write these? who's the audience?

No. 2581539

>>2581535
The Daily Mail is basically a ragebait and/or thinly veiled fetish slop machine. The target audience is gullible moids.

No. 2581557

>>2581535
Typical ragewank content for moids.

No. 2581611

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No. 2581619

>>2581167
>>2581169
some people actually pretend to be gay to escape 'persecution' in their own countries, they don't give a cra[ about women or actual persecuted minorities, but thousands of men pretend to be faggots or just say they're bisexual and they get the red carper.

No. 2581629

>>2581500
I watch clips of them, but I can’t stand watching a full stream. My ex was a big fan of one of the male ones for a while, but apparently he got too coomery for her eventually (aster something)

No. 2581630

>>2581619
Wouldn't happen is "queer" wasn't made into golden cow protected status in the west.

No. 2581721

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the urge to tell people to get a job….. overwhelming me…. must… not… be a bitch

No. 2581749

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who's the artist for this?

No. 2581752

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>>2581539
>>2581557
are these stories equally fake?

No. 2581762

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I just found this online skincare store. Lolcow is everywhere for those with eyes to see it…

No. 2581765

>>2581752
Prolly.

No. 2581766

>>2581752
Maybe not fake, but just look at the pictures they chose to portray this story with, fucking kek. Veeeery respectful to the victims, there. It's all just ragewank material like >>2581557 so succinctly described it.

No. 2581795

Autism incoming but I discovered I have the ability to remember the lines of an episode of a show if I watch it twice or so. I went to check out the Arabic dub of the Ben 10 episode where he gets pregnant and lays eggs to see how did they work around this, since Arabic dubs are very censorship-y. I kept comparing the Arabic lines to the English ones like an autist, but the point is they actually kept the pregnancy plot intact. What they censored was Gwen and Kevin dancing to some music. How is that the thing they decided to censor and not the fucking mpreg plot KEK

No. 2581800

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I had a really rough semester that made me burn out hard and my big exam is in the morning. I collected myself quickly and sorta prepared but Im still quite nervous. Can anyone send some benevolent vibrations my way?

No. 2581810

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>>2581800
May your test results be as effortlessly fabulous as this dinosaur's hair, إلى الأبد

No. 2581831

Anyone else have a Stacey mom who is otherwise fine EXCEPT from the part where she can't understand non-populars? "Who would ever just be mean to people for fun?" type beat??

No. 2581832

>>2579919
AYRT, I'm glad I could help! You don't need to sneak around shoveling horse doodoo into a bag kek, you can probably buy it directly from the riding school or a farm for cheap, and it'll be well rotted, which is what you want. Fresh poop is going to contaminate your plants.
Cherry tomatoes pump out a ton of fruits, you're going to have a fantastic harvest! They make great sauce too. If you have a big enough plant pot, you can plant basil, garlic, onions and/or chard with your tomato. They're good companion plants and can help to keep away pests.
Speaking of pests, you can buy ladybugs (adult or larvae) which do a fantastic job of eating pests. I recommend the larvae because the adults can fly away. You can also attract them with dandelions, yarrow, dill, and other flowers. You'll still need to help them out, but they take care of 80% of the pests on all of my plants.
Slugs and snails are going to eat your strawberries. This is impossible to prevent because slugs warp space and time to teleport themselves past every single barrier you put up and gorge themselves on your berries. Coffee grounds, copper tape, spiky things like holly leaves and brambles, salt, soap, neem oil and raised containers all help, but you will get a slug or ten at some point no matter what you try.
Check every single strawberry before you eat it, sometimes slugs hide inside. It's safe to eat if you cut the nibbled part out, just make sure to wash it thoroughly. If sharing a snack with a slug or snail is as disgusting to you as it is to me, you can compost the strawberries in a little plastic container, it won't stink horribly if you only compost raw plants (no dairy or meat or you'll get rats).
Good luck with your plants and with finding a new job!

No. 2581837

>>2581831
Your mom sounds so cool.

No. 2581855

Told my brother to hurry up to catch the bus after work. Like the retard he is he ends up missing it because he wanted to take his sweet time. It's nearly 1 am and there's no bus that will take him home. Moms asleep but if or when she catches wind of this she'll get mad at me cus she's a truecrimefag. Should I care or can I go to sleep?

No. 2581862

>>2581831
No, my mom is the opposite. If she were my age and not a literal boomer, she'd definitely post here kek. But she's kind of hypocritical and lacking in self-awareness. She'll talk a ton of smack about absolute strangers behind their backs but then chastise me for doing the same thing kek. It's like she doesn't realize where I learned it from.

No. 2581869

>>2581855
Sleep. Male retardation is not your problem

No. 2581878

>>2581869
Ty Nona. Good night guys!

No. 2581882

>>2581752
i feel like its becoming less socially acceptable for perverted moids to say "god i wish that were me" to stuff like this but you know they still think it anyways

No. 2581885

I don't think I was meant to age. I was meant to be cute, sassy and full of bon mots that make everyone else laugh. What's the point of anything else?

No. 2581892

>>2581878
Sweet dreams nona

No. 2581895

The 2 day old plate of food in my room still smells really good and is making me hungry

No. 2581896

File: 1751069810153.jpg (84.33 KB, 900x900, eat it.jpg)

>>2581895
It's still good, eat it now!

No. 2581901

File: 1751069949107.jpg (32.71 KB, 550x390, answers_barf_01.jpg)

>>2581896
>Nona shortly after eating 2 day old food

No. 2581919

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No. 2581926

File: 1751071227678.jpg (20.63 KB, 474x314, OIP-3499374602.jpg)

Guinea pigs look like retards from the front/bottom. I love their no brain faces.

No. 2581930

I have this little fantasy where everytime someone talks loudly near my window (like right now and it's 3am) I just make them go away by throwing eggs at them or shooting them with the Nerf gun I got as a gift. Why are they so loud!!!

No. 2581932

>>2581930
Get a pet bird and train it to shit on command, then you can make it shit on loud people

No. 2581938

I just found a German artist I used to follow sells NSFW yaoi art works of her OCs. Based tbh.

No. 2581950

Broke as a joke and want stuff. Gonna enter in a ton of sweepstakes and then erase my info off the internet with whatever programs do that. I know this shit is fodder for selling info online.

No. 2581951

>>2581938
Is it HamletMachine

No. 2581958

>>2581951
No, annedrawsstuff. She's not that good and the anatomy and faces are a bit off but some people are willing to pay lots of money for her stuff, and honestly, get that bag as they say.

No. 2582026

>>2581951
HamletMachine is German? I never figured

No. 2582056

File: 1751079536070.jpg (75.04 KB, 502x689, 10195199a.jpg)

buffalo bell posting

No. 2582078

Ahh so many projects and crafts to work on, but which one to choose first..

No. 2582127

File: 1751085017557.jpg (85.34 KB, 600x800, 17c3be964ab0f77626a3634d9b618b…)

it's time to snooze
goodnight nonnies

No. 2582129

File: 1751085250801.jpg (977.15 KB, 2822x2256, 20250126_032448.jpg)

Drinking Sangria and Tampico mimosas rn

No. 2582147

I was drinking directly out of the 2 liter soda bottle instead of pouring some into a cup and my mom found out and got mad (she doesn't drink any)
I'll stop but it still tastes better that way

No. 2582153

>>2582129
ooh drinks like that remind me of brunch

No. 2582169

>>2581752
kekk i love how in these totally not wankfodder stories they always use the sluttiest pictures of the teacher they can find

No. 2582172

File: 1751089337011.jpg (164.38 KB, 1080x1080, funguy.jpg)


No. 2582175

>>2582026
I have no idea what HamletMachine is. Gave me German vibes.

No. 2582194

>>2582172
i don't get the humor in these. You googled a listicle of things that are related and put a soyjak, congratulations?

Memes are so stale, its been the same shit for over a decade.

No. 2582197

File: 1751091776781.png (130.14 KB, 295x321, burnside_0.png)

>>2581752
The photo on the left has crazy editing, her hair looks like it's growing out of her cheek and jaw kek.

No. 2582200

File: 1751092059704.jpg (47.97 KB, 564x705, 063.jpg)

>>2581800
maybe you're already doing it, but i hope my benevibes reach you still, and if you've already given the exam, it's ok, my benevibes will time travel and reach you anyways, best of luck nonnii

No. 2582204

>>2581951
>>2582026
>>2582175
Hamletmachine is some drama by a German author, but HamletMachine the artist is MURIICAAAAAAN RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

No. 2582206

>>2582172
kek this is that korean or chinese dude on YT that makes a lot of fermented stuff like sodas from ginger bugs and is willing to take an year to make gochujang

No. 2582207

>>2582194
Idk I think it's supposed to look retarded on purpose
>>2582206
I wanna do that

No. 2582209

>>2581752
its insane to me that they'd choose pictures like that to talk about drugging and raping teenagers
>Another accuser said she raped him while her young son was asleep at the foot of the bed
whoever thought of adding thirst traps on an article about that needs to be fired tbh
>>2581882
oh dont worry anon, reddit users said it anyway

No. 2582247

Guys I found a lady vtuber artist who is so fucking adorable I actually broke down into tears and had to leave
>>2582204
LET ME PRETEND. LET ME HOPE. SHE IS GERMAN AMERICAN TO ME.

No. 2582256

Nonas, what hair length do you consider long? My hair is a few cm below shoulder length and my friend considers it long while I still think of it as somewhat short, for me hair can be considered long once they start reaching boob level.

No. 2582279

>>2582247
tbf, most Americans have a bit of German somewhere deep down
>>2582256
i consider knee length to be long, mainly because of how often my mother would have my hair cut to where it touched the top of my boob when i was younger so imo i consider it shortish. And in my country literally every girl and woman keeps trying to grow her hair out so nobody thinks shoulder length is "long", the only women that don't keep their hair long are those that are into fashion that get it cut into a bob with microbangs or something and young girls that have unfortunately fallen down the gendie pipeline and a "boycut" is the closest thing to HRT their parents will let them have.

No. 2582281

I feel so bad the two times a year I order off Shein why do their pants have to fit so fucking good?

No. 2582329

File: 1751108138912.jpg (58.97 KB, 1080x741, a349ada1-3a57-40c8-bce2-f09831…)

I'm thinking about pretending to be a troon online on social media (tumblr or twitter) and scam people for money. "Ooh help your fellow trans woman pay her bills" I am going to buy myself a treat hehe

No. 2582355

>>2582279
>most Americans have some German
Isn’t this true for a lot of bongs too? It’s where the Saxons came from originally anyways, are we counting that towards being German or nah?

No. 2582360

>>2582355
From my poor knowledge of history
>Celts were there first, they came along the west coast of Europe. Most Euros came through the middle east or mediatrian
>Romans popped in, stopped at Scotland due to poor weather
>Danes made a bunch of towns that would become cities
>Saxons moved in
>Couple wars. Either fighting Scotland or France
>Britain
So really Britain belongs to Portugal. Better learn Portuguese.

No. 2582362

>>2582360
…so does this mean the Irish were bullied across history by the ethnic mutt versions of themselves? The English?

No. 2582367

>>2582362
Pretty much. The British also turned on their own. Look up the Highland Clearances. At the end of the day it was people in power looking to secure more power. Ethnicity was a convenient excuse

No. 2582372

File: 1751111264274.jpg (19.25 KB, 474x359, 1000012228.jpg)

I'm bmi 21 and want to lose 5-10 pounds. I brought this up to a friend and she went on about how I'll be dangerously underweight and how I'm skinny already. Maybe American stereotypes are true

No. 2582378

>>2582372
I'm BMI 23 and my own doctor told me I was perfect and didn't need to lose weight kek. Still gonna do it

No. 2582380

>>2582372
At your bmi you'll benefit much more from lifting weights than losing weight if you want to look better.

No. 2582383

File: 1751112662883.gif (2.48 MB, 709x709, IMG_5079.gif)

>>2582372
I’m BMI 22 and I’m in the same boat!
>>2582380
This Nonna is right! I’ve been doing some simple exercises with weights and it’s definitely helping me tone up a bit!
Also if weights are hard to get into, incline treadmill can help you tone your core and legs more!

No. 2582424

File: 1751118277420.jpg (46.6 KB, 590x551, d63251f45f756019d0430609024bc5…)

>>2582355
everytime i remember some Americans may have German ancestry, i think of this

No. 2582428

File: 1751118690315.png (735.11 KB, 572x588, 83.PNG)

i keep mixing up Sofia Coppola and Fiona Apple

No. 2582441

>>2582424
>pretty
Fucking where

No. 2582444

File: 1751120000422.jpeg (14.31 KB, 225x224, 466DCE76-B245-4824-BBE4-EA2E06…)

>>2581895
I once ate a rotten horse steak, it was grey and bubbly. I didn't even get diarrhea. Food poisoning is a myth.

No. 2582445

File: 1751120033742.jpg (164.44 KB, 1080x2128, Screenshot_20250628_091127_NYT…)

How the fuck are you supposed to get to 208 on this one, I swear they just pull the top score out of their ass

No. 2582502

Holy shit Jpop and similar genre artists can't dance to save their lives. What is this silliness.

No. 2582548

>>2582372
I'm only 9 pounds underweight but doctors (and people at school when I was younger) acted like I was on the verge of death even though I eat normally idgi. Like they would bring up my weight constantly and ask hundreds of weird questions

No. 2582557

File: 1751128152005.png (222.8 KB, 1292x928, AI being retarded.png)

Google is now even more stupid because of AI. You can’t even just get a normal response anymore.

No. 2582560

>>2582557
I hate this motherfucker. Is there any way to turn it off?

No. 2582562

>>2582557
I hate google images now, such a gross cesspool. I wish I could wave a wand and un-AI the internet.

No. 2582563

>>2582557
This just makes me suspicious of the AI to be honest.
>What??? Violence??? I would NEVER be violent! I have never participated in violence and DEFINITELY never been paid! NO MORE QUESTIONS

No. 2582564

>>2582562
Google Images is straight up unusable at the moment. It's crazy.

No. 2582569

File: 1751128397939.jpg (136.9 KB, 1170x1241, ai dickroach.jpg)

>>2582557
obligatory

No. 2582594

File: 1751129097853.gif (1.23 MB, 332x250, futurama-fry.gif)

>>2582557
Why did you want to know about that, anon?

No. 2582609

>>2582594
Anon just watched "inglourious basterds", again

No. 2582616

>>2582557
the best is when you type something like "i am a baby deer where is my mama" and then it responds to you like you are a baby deer KEK

No. 2582627

File: 1751130413106.png (86.04 KB, 720x845, 1000038037.png)

>>2582557
Someone on here suggested the parrot prompt and I tried it with ChatGPT, fucking kek

No. 2582644

>>2582636
I invited him out to a festival where near where we live and he cancelled and I was like okk? no problem? bc he got the date wrong and then tried blaming it on me and then I was like dude you didn't even Google it its fine and then he told me he was going on a date w a girl bc its getting serious? and then I was like good luck and he got all salty bc we went to the mall last year and he gave me a kiss and then I ended up dating some guy like two weeks after and he got salty, so he had to bring up that he was seeing a girl but yeaa what a mess and then I told him why can't a girl just have friends and he assumed I was wanting to hook up w him and then he told me he had a gf?? and I was like didn't u just say you're seeing a girl today? and he blocked me lmaooo men

No. 2582660

File: 1751131469898.gif (415.29 KB, 220x220, 1000019237.gif)

>>2582636
>>2582644
>>2582649
Your story is unreadable and is just a disgusting display of zoomerspeak, who cares about this literal who moid?

No. 2582662

File: 1751131589438.jpeg (350.24 KB, 1179x1479, IMG_1558.jpeg)

I know Greta Thunburg is an adult now but she still reminds me of an adorable toddler or something. I was to pet her head and kiss her on her face like a little child or something. Does she have like mosaic downs or something maybe? It’s uncanny how squishable and cute she looks even as an adult

No. 2582663

>>2582649
What is stopping you from just kidnapping him

No. 2582671

deleted the main bc idk if he can sue me over this lol but I'm just tripping bc why are men hahhaha I needed just to tell someone but yes
>>2582660
s lol

No. 2582675

>>2582660
everytime some anon claims to have dated a "celebrity" it's always some random literal who Z-list side character no one's ever heard of kek

No. 2582678

sorry guys lmao I just needed to show somebody how crazy that was lmaoo

No. 2582680

File: 1751131918074.gif (1.53 MB, 320x180, rEvlmQ.gif)

>>2582627
hey nonnie see this

No. 2582684

>>2582680
I fully acknowledge I deserved that

No. 2582700

>>2581831
No but your mom sounds like a nicer person to be around than you based on this post.
>>2582662
She just looks like a normal woman to me, but normal women can be squishable and cute too.

No. 2582701

does anyone else like the Summerfags? its nice that the site is so busy all the time idk

No. 2582706

>>2582701
I don't mind as long as they don't ACT like summerfags kek

No. 2582707

>>2582701
I could tolerate them if they contributed anything insightful or fun but they're just annoying

No. 2582714

>>2582701
I'm more into quality over quantity personally

No. 2582719

>>2582701
The ones in the art thread are really mean and aggro. I think that sort of behavior is best saved for Unpopular Opinions maybe

No. 2582727

>>2582444
Your gut's microbiome must be like fucking Catachan, impervious to external invasion because the local fauna are all kill crazy kaiju and monstrosities.

No. 2582734

File: 1751134082678.jpeg (58.05 KB, 598x420, IMG_5085.jpeg)

>>2582707
>>2582714
I’m a total summerfag, I much prefer using my chronically online time on imageboards and reading milk instead of being stuck on Instagram watching my peers all go on vacations while I’m stuck indoors.
Genuinely, what do y’all consider better quality posts? I enjoy my time here but I do agree that there’s some bloat. Not asking to be spoonfed just curious.

No. 2582764

>>2582734
anything that doesn't use "y'all"

No. 2582767

File: 1751135588920.jpeg (146.32 KB, 736x834, IMG_3289.jpeg)

born to scroll, forced to post

No. 2582768

Asked a guy over for sex but when he got here I changed my mind and instead just sperged about video games at him for two hours, then kicked him out. It's an hour long drive from where he lives to where I live. I don't feel bad.

No. 2582770

>>2582764
nta That is literally how people address a group of individuals. "Folks" and "y'all" have been destroyed by shitass gendies and don't let them win.

No. 2582776

>>2582734
I think it's nice to stay on topic of a board, maybe even going through previous threads before posting can help since (at least in the art threads) some summerfags rehash thoroughly discussed things that are already in the same exact thread they're posting in. Other threads like the husbando horny thread or the fujo sperging thread don't really have decent posting "standards". It's wild west and pretty fun if you just stay on topic.

No. 2582778


No. 2582780

>>2582734
make some quality /m/ posts for the employed to read when they come back

No. 2582793

>>2582734
You seem to be intergrated well enough, so that's good. I like elaborate discussions that isn't just shit flinging, evidence to back yourself up (not just for debates but in general), advice/perspective that is useful and unique. Stuff that takes more than a few seconds of thought. As long as you understand some of the basic unspoken standards of the site and you're familiar with the culture enough to avoid infights and bait, you're already doing much better than a true summerfag. You can tell you belong here more than anons like >>2582644 because you aren't bringing slang and other site/app culture here.

No. 2582813

I want to ask something to the sonic totem but I won't because he is always right and have fucked my life too much already. I'd rather not know at this point but I am also curious.

No. 2582838

>>2582767
thank you for all your hard work

No. 2582845

File: 1751138183788.jpg (Spoiler Image,315.07 KB, 3060x4080, 1000019244.jpg)

Nonas will you come to the funeral I'm hosting for this dead bug I found? I need some sad music for it.

No. 2582852

>>2582845
Play this

No. 2582854

>>2582845
is there a buffet

No. 2582858

File: 1751138656460.jpg (40.81 KB, 736x558, f9e2cf7e27785221ca59c43150d2c6…)

the fact that I'm in my tenth year of browsing lolcow. I think there is not a single other website that I've spend so much time on in such a long time. I had some really good chuckles or even laughing crying while reading some of your posts or following interesting discussions here. Even when milk is mostly dry these days, I still come back and enjoy browsing lc. I really love you, nonnies.

No. 2582859

>>2582770
is it so hard for your tubby fingers to type "you all"?

No. 2582865

File: 1751138892555.png (203.97 KB, 1406x1048, %22no one knows%22???.png)

I wonder why the fuck did everyone call Justin gay? all of his early music was about having a girlfriend and his fantasies about treating a girl right kek

No. 2582867

>>2582859
Ok NTAYRT but some of us are American

No. 2582874

>>2582865
He was an effeminate boy who was okay with attracting girls with music and having majority female fans.
Men see this as gay.

No. 2582883

>>2582865
He looked like he showered and didn't look like a gorilla when he started his career. That's the only reason why he was called gay. He had teenage girl fans around his own age but I feel like he would have still been called gay if his fanbase was mixed.

No. 2582884

Birds are cool. They fly and instead of giving birth they lay eggs and sit on them to create life. Sounds absolutely fantastic

No. 2582888

>>2582884
Well technically they have to give birth to the eggs to lay them

No. 2582909

>>2582874
It's funny to see moids call this kind of behavior gay when it's actually just slightly more advanced heterosexuality. A man who puts thought into what women are actually attracted to and goes with that isn't gay; he's just smarter about being straight. Moids are so fucking retarded that they think that anything that doesn't appeal to them must somehow be gay by an insane twist of logic.

No. 2582919

>>2582874
he spent his childhood getting raped by usher and Diddy, so he became gay. rape is how gays reproduce.


>>2582865(baiting)

No. 2582921

File: 1751141311140.jpeg (57.45 KB, 736x736, IMG_5087.jpeg)

>>2582859
I think I passed the summerfag final exam because I didn’t fall for bait. Hope y’all are proud of me, nonnas!

No. 2582933

>>2582909
pickme = simp
successful pickme = slut = gay

No. 2582942

>>2582933
would he be considered a male pickme?

No. 2582944

>>2582867
NTA but some anons who used it admitted to being euro. It's not a big deal like other slang but it is a bit odd from non-southerners, to me it's just as odd if an American said "mates" constantly

No. 2582945

>>2582888
Yea but how much easier would it be to push out a smooth round egg than a baby with limbs and big skull

No. 2582947

>>2582942
that's literally his job

No. 2582962

>>2582944
The Italian American alternative is "youse guys" so

No. 2582981

>>2582944
>>2582962
I can definitely see how some regional slang could be annoying if overused on this site, but I seriously just think that anon wanted to push buttons. I am yeehawfag, y’all is apart of my daily vernacular. There’s definitely a fine line between regional dialects being overused and corny and people just typing how they would talk. Which is what I think how most posts are written on this site? With the exception of site specific terms and slang.

No. 2582987

>>2582981
I think you're right in that most people type how they talk. (I resisted putting a "Yeah" at the beginning of that kek.) I've found the reverse is starting to become true for me too. I accidentally called a guy a 'scrote' irl a few days ago. Oops.

No. 2582999

>>2582981
>>2582987
The typing how they talk thing made me realize why I hate posts with several question marks at the end of every sentence kek, because I imagine that they all sound like this irl

No. 2583049

File: 1751145624700.mp4 (3.57 MB, 720x1090, Screen_Recording_20250629_0015…)

Slow internet shenanigans

No. 2583053

>>2582999
Kekkkk so many girls in college spoke like that with heavy vocal fry. It was awful to listen to because most of them were pretty nice and had interesting things to say but we're just insufferable.

No. 2583069

Having a character ruined because of cartoon porn is so retarded just go the fuck offline!!!! Stop hanging around retarded nerdy males and listening to what they say!!! Delete twitter!! Why the fuck are you willingly looking at cartoon porn that will ruin characters for you. Dumbass.

No. 2583074

>>2583069
This is so funny because I actually saw yaoi porn of the show I'm watching right now and when I reached the episode with the context the porn was based on I couldn't stop thinking about that porn I saw. It's fine because it's yaoi though. And I kinda see where the artist was coming from.

No. 2583075

>>2583049
Just put your phone out of it's misery nonna it's living in a hellscape kek

No. 2583079

>>2583075
Nah it's fine, it really was the internet connection and everything went back to normal after I refreshed the page. I just think the way the unloaded page looks is so hilarious.

No. 2583092

nonnas i am tired of being sad and unmotivated but too apathetic to care about goals or hobbies or dressing up anymore. sleep medicine and healthy eating and movement does not improve this. i want to feel happy go lucky again.

No. 2583156

I've been using lc to get over my anxiety about looking stupid on the internet. I post my stupid thoughts and then half an hour later it's there forever and I just have to live with the reaction it gets, if any. Sometimes I feel bad about the responses my posts get and that's the point, to learn to live with bad posting.

No. 2583241

I hate getting midcharacterized in a RPF yume fic like no bitch I would not say that.

No. 2583324

I kinda hate when a series is really good because it ruins everything else for a while afterwards until I slowly forget the series.

No. 2583326

>>2583241
Why read them then? Did you expect the author to telepathically know everything about you and write for you specifically?

No. 2583327

>>2583324
What series nonette

No. 2583337

>>2583326
Why read? So I can imagine fucking my husbando. That's why. And I can't get into it when the author has a weird giggly Mary-Sue complex. No bitch I am not giggling at him I'm being mean. I can't get with it. Your reply made me so mad I opened up my notes app just to write RPF of me beating him up in anger.

No. 2583375

>>2582859
Really says something about yourself to assume people you don't like art fat huh.

No. 2583377

>>2582981
I'm a yeehawfag too and I don't fucking appreciate people policing my manner of speaking if it isn't gendie related. It keeps happening online and I have a thick accent irl. I am entirely too brain damaged and tired to add that to the list of hoops I need to jump through honestly.

No. 2583421

File: 1751171484321.jpg (39.42 KB, 800x800, 83176aba8086b9bc1a99dcac879fa0…)

I want one of these so badly. Tired of being a poorfag and only being able to afford instant.

No. 2583425

File: 1751171698253.webp (524.93 KB, 1749x2481, IMG_9755.webp)

>>2583421
Get a pour over thingy, very affordable way to massively upgrade your morning cup of coffee.

No. 2583427

>>2583425
Oh i do that now, but it doesnt compare to the foam from the machines. If i pass my entrance exam i am getting one.

No. 2583435

File: 1751172494278.jpg (60.46 KB, 736x736, 1000034173.jpg)

POMPOMPURIN WON YEAHHHHHH
FUCK YEAH FIRST PLAAAACE
I WOULD ADD A GORILLION KAOMOJIS IN THIS POST IF I COULD

No. 2583441

File: 1751173182441.png (1.09 MB, 1280x872, 426636_1744859452.png)

It makes me so sad to see western liveries vs asian liveries. Look at how gorgeous this Chinese airplane is. Japan has a turtle one too. I wish we could get some fun designs too.

No. 2583444

File: 1751173287710.gif (139.52 KB, 498x278, tenor-151285692.gif)

>>2583435
Gudetama is still my number one…

No. 2583445

File: 1751173566391.jpeg (1.27 MB, 1179x1177, IMG_7377.jpeg)

>>2583435
All dogs this year, surprising to be honest

No. 2583446

>>2583435
Keroppi is such a loser bitch every single time i vote for him and he has yet to come even come third. Fat lazy dissapointing frog.

No. 2583448

>>2583445
Waiting for some nona to put this in the dog hate thread…

No. 2583451

File: 1751173923282.png (208.51 KB, 782x742, dfcgvhbj.png)

>>2583435
I'm actually shocked my two favorites placed so high. I thought no one gave a shit about them!!

No. 2583452

File: 1751173951829.webp (12.82 KB, 370x370, IMG_7378.webp)

>>2583446
He’s trying nona, you made him sad

No. 2583455

File: 1751174141934.jpg (171.04 KB, 1280x1280, 15684.jpg)

>>2583452
I stan keroppi but seeing him here, like this, now? I get why the others placed and not him. Also it is summer and everyone loves seeing pochacco at the beach

No. 2583456

>>2583452
He better be.

No. 2583459

File: 1751174238344.webp (33.85 KB, 640x512, hunter-and-pochacco-v0-1hzc46c…)


No. 2583463

>>2583446
>>2583452
>>2583456
Kek nona's in an abusive relationship with keroppi

No. 2583467

>>2583463
I think keroppi is emotionally manipulative and nona's just done with his bullshit. He's 38 anon

No. 2583473

>>2583435
I wonder if the PomPomPurin butthole nona will grace us with her presence and complain about this development kek

No. 2583481

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>>2582858
I have been here for fifteen minutes but I love you too nonna

No. 2583482

>>2583473
there's more than one because i hate that butthole bastard too

No. 2583483

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Take the face quiz and post your score.
https://alllooksame.com/

No. 2583494

Suddenly crying over a situationship that ended three months ago. We ended things because we were just too different but he treated me like a queen and showed me more affection than all my past relationships combined. I miss him kissing the top of my head and my forehead randomly.

No. 2583495

>>2583483
I did bad on the faces, but I scored pretty well on all of the other quizzes. Guess I know my art styles and architecture.

No. 2583502

>>2583377
can you record yourself saying "kill yourself moid" and post itt?

No. 2583505

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>>2583445
all my GOATs ranked so high

No. 2583529

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>>2583483
Embarrassing for me who don't believe they look the same and thought I knew the difference. In my defense it's easier to differentiate the hot ones, while the ugly ones all look the same.

No. 2583545

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>>2580987
An app like this already exists, with voice acting by JPN VA. The english version is called Burn your fat with me.

No. 2583547

I've been working out and shit and I look like a tube. I don't like it. But I'm living.

No. 2583551

>>2582944
I'm not going to police it on here but I'm an Ausfag with friends that occasionally "y'all" and it drives me fucking mad so I stopped suppressing my natural tendency to say "yous" to cancel it out. Now when I hear someone say "yous" I feel a wave of relief wash over me, like I can probably trust this bogan. Maybe not with my unlocked car, but certainly with my unfiltered opinions.

No. 2583554

>>2583156
This is actually pretty wise.
Sorry if this compliment undermines your goal.

No. 2583558

>>2583551
Ntayrt but as a yeehawfag I smite and put a curse on anyone not of my kind who uses “y’all”, doubly so if it’s for gendie purposes.

No. 2583572

I received the nendoroid of one of my husbandos but my brother (jokingly) hates him so he keeps hiding it in the living room for me to find him.

No. 2583577

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>>2583483
Wrryyy

No. 2583581

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I miss having grey hair, I enjoy my current platina blonde hair that I sometimes dye a nice strawberry color with temporary toner, but whenever I look at images of when my hair was grey I kinda miss it. But I REALLY DON'T miss the upkeep and how hard it was to revert if something goes wrong and you accidentally and up with grey with a green hue instead of the nice metallic slightly blue tinted one

No. 2583582

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I hate this artsyle so fucking much. I understand they do this so it can be animated better and look bouncy and cartoony but can't they do that without their human characters always looking punchable and obnoxious as fuck? This is why I hate turning red and luca as well.

No. 2583583

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>>2581424
samefag, i just realized Sydney's a ginger and not a strawberry blond fuck but then other artists also colour him like this so

No. 2583587

>>2583582
i thought this style was alright in Luca? mainly because at that point it wasn't as common, i thought it was the first instance of this style, like how Tangled looks alright as a movie but every Disney movie since then that imitates it's style looks terrible

No. 2583591

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>>2583582
the 90s crust of older pixar movies has more charm than their current style ever will have

No. 2583592

>>2583582
>>2583591
Everything about the Elio art style (the humans, because some of the aliens are actually okay) is unappealing and ugly and animators need to stop huffing their own farts about it. Just because it looks okay to them doesn't mean everyone else has to like it, we need more movies like Flow and Puss in Boots.

No. 2583593

File: 1751187980530.webp (52.99 KB, 598x570, Russell1.webp)

>>2583582
It looks unfinished and uninspired. Compared to Russel he just looks like a background characters in a straight to dvd sequel. I have no idea why they didnt give him badges at the very least, or played with a more vivid color palette.

No. 2583610

>>2583592
I loved Puss in Boots but I hate the spiderverse editing/animation style that is becoming so common now. You either get that or the garbage Elio is animated in, it’s so boring. Aside from visuals too I feel like recent Pixar stories are really just not very… compelling? Turning Red and Elemental looked bad and had bad stories. Even if they were ugly as sin if the movie was worth watching people would go, but that hasn’t been the case for awhile now.

No. 2583639

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>>2582858
i may be a newfag who has only been here for a month or two but i love you too

No. 2583644

>>2583610
>I feel like recent Pixar stories are really just not very… compelling? Turning Red and Elemental looked bad and had bad stories.
Because Pixar directors are making movies about themselves and their lived experiences instead of using broad concepts that are universally understood.

No. 2583688

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>>2582858
You too? I don't know what that says about us but I don't think I really want to know.

No. 2583708

I’m thirsty but I don’t want to get out of bed to get a glass of water, my cat just joined me and it feels rude to him

No. 2583713

>>2583610
>I hate the spiderverse editing/animation style that is becoming so common now
People say it looks similar to stop motion but IMO it just looks like a bunch of animation frames are missing, it's super choppy like a low budget anime

No. 2583719

>>2583713
I agree. I see the effect they were going for but it doesn’t really accomplish that for me. I can give it somewhat a pass since it’s a bit reminiscent of flipping the pages of a comic book to me, and I thought it was neat when it was still novel, but now I just hate it kek.

No. 2583763

When are vitamins supposed to work? I'm starting to think they're a scam.

No. 2583806

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>>2583763
its about a month for whatever youve taken to build up in your system and that would just be the start of you feeling better. keep in mind thats for a vitamin you actually need like d3 or iron, etc. if you are taking a multivitamin you will never feel any different because those are actual scams. the only vitamins yku should be takint are what a blood test shows you being defficient in

No. 2583807

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>>2583483
My dumbass kept thinking everyone was Japanese probably because I consume too much weeb shit media kek

No. 2583823

>>2583763
I would rather eat foods fortified with vitamins. It just seems obvious that it's better to get nutrition from fruits and vegetables or fortified foods/plant milks than training your body to just absorb it from a pill. Maybe it's that people who take vitamins always appear so unhealthy to me, bc they're always looking for shortcuts in general

No. 2583824

File: 1751208608567.jpg (8.15 KB, 249x249, FacePalm.jpg)

>mfw my current favorite fic writer is discoursing on tumblr
Shut up and upload a new chapter!

No. 2583829

>>2583823
Well when is spinach supposed to work? I'm starting to think that's a scam too I've been eating it for 5 years with no improvements

No. 2583832

>>2583829
>work
What are you hoping to get from it and what does the rest of your diet look like? I ate greens and vegetables all the time as an omni but the meat/dairy fucked with my biome and made me tired all the time

No. 2583834

>>2583829
anon expecting to go popeye mode after 1 meal

No. 2583838

File: 1751209075389.gif (9.3 MB, 720x480, source.gif)

>>2583834
I've said before that spinach makes my dark circles go away a few days after eating it (vitamin k as well as iron). I think anon isn't eating as much as she should, which is a lot

No. 2583848

Apple scented shampoo/conditioner reminds me of my childhood.

No. 2583849

>>2583838
Nona I think I read one of your previous posts the other day and I was inspired to try it and my dark circles went away a day after.

No. 2583857

>>2583832
Energy and less light headedness. I eat chicken, fish, oranges, and bananas but rarely dairy since I can't digest it

No. 2583903

>>2582660
Newfags don't even bother to integrate anymore and if you say something about them you're the one who ends up getting banned. Sad state of affairs, I got eye cancer reading that shit.

No. 2583909

Whenever I think to myself that I should exercise more, I get sick about two weeks later. This has happened so often, I'm starting to think it's my subconscious knowing more than I do and trying to get me to boost my immune system just a tiny bit more.

No. 2583915

Nice and sane (i.e. normal and kind, being anxious/stressed can still be sane): Medicine, biology, biomed
Nice and insane: Psychology, social work
Cunt and insane: Business, polsci moids
Cunt and sane: Law

No. 2583924

>>2583915
where does fartist fit on this

No. 2583925

>>2583924
In the middle between nice and cunt, generally insane

No. 2583931

>>2583915
using this to guide what I'm going to major in

No. 2583934

>>2583931
What are you thinking of nona

No. 2583937

>>2583915
I don't know, you can get some real fucking weirdos (derogatory) into psychology

No. 2583938

>>2583915
Where does compsci fall?

No. 2583940

>>2583937
That's what I said though, they're insane. They're just "nice" on the surface because that gets them the job at face value

No. 2583944

>>2583938
Kind of in the middle for both, losers are kind of un-typeable

No. 2583946

>>2583934
Law KEK. I know it's oversaturated and being taken over by AI right now, but the other subjects that interest me are psychology and linguistics and I don't really want to grind a PhD or live in academia forever. I already have a trade but I want a degree for when my body starts to break down from my current career.

No. 2583947

i keep forgetting the things i say and post here. my post history probably looks very schizo now

No. 2583948

>>2583915
im an insane cunt who majored in economics and i approve this message

No. 2583949

>>2583938
NTA, I feel like women into compsci are great but moids into compsci are fucking unbearable

No. 2583950

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>>2583944
>losers
Oh…

No. 2583952

>>2583950
Wait, I apologise. I agree with the anon above you. Women into compsci are cool and could probably hack and create the empire of a god. Moids into compsci are actually unwashed. I thought it was just a meme that they didn't take showers but one of my friends does compeng and could not breathe in one of her tutlabs

No. 2583954

>>2583946
>being taken over by AI right now
Is it really? I've seen videos of people trying to use AI to "attend" court, but surely AI can't replace lawyers and judges?

No. 2583957

I wish compsci was more woman-dominated and not being threatened by ai. I didn't major in compsci because I was scared of all the moid freaks and I regret it. super impressed by women who stick it out tho.

No. 2583958

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>>2582858
Same, anonita. 10 years!
Have a blessed one

No. 2583959

>>2583952
When I was in college, I shared a printing/admin area with the compsci students. You could smell them from the other side of the hall and that's not an exaggeration.

No. 2583960

>>2583954
I'm a lawfag and eh, yeah not really. Sure there's little AI tools here and there but it's absolutely not going to replace judges or solicitors, it cannot comply with specific rules and obligations yet and even if it does it's bound to hallucinate names of cases that don't exist. Plenty of news about that (that one video of this old guy using an AI lawyer recently) as well

No. 2583962

>>2583952
No no, it's true that compsci men stink. I don't know what's wrong with them, I have strong body odor and yet I can still make sure I'm fresh and decent around other people kek

No. 2583963

>>2583960
Samefag so many lawyers getting exposed for using ChatGPT hallucinating names for their case law citations and getting struck off kek

No. 2583964

>>2583954
Lawyers and judges can't be replaced, but a lot of the entry level menial task shit is going to be automated away. At least, that's what I've read. So it discourages me, although I guess everyone starts somewhere.

No. 2583967

>>2583954
Not a law expert, but there are also a lot of non-court lawyers. Even if it hallucinates I think businesses or nonprofits that would hire lawyers might just try their hand at getting 80% of the way there with AI, even if it still kinda sucks right now.

No. 2583986

I just don't get why people subscribe to streaming services. Or why people my age, friends or family, still can't find a streaming sites by themselves… or know about adblock.

No. 2583993

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>>2583483
I may have talent.

No. 2583997

>>2583949
So true. Every woman I have met in this field has been great, every moid has been absolutely irredeemable. Sucks that I have to deal with bro types in addition to the socially awkward incel types too.

No. 2584041

Since starting antidepressants I am not scared of anything anymore. My social anxiety is completely gone. I got a boyfriend and before I was always scared of seeming gross but idgaf anymore. I told him to wait with the vaccuming because I had to trim my pussy hairs first so I did it in front of him in the living room, they fell on the floor and then I had him vacuum them up

No. 2584058

>>2584041
Lmao you're a queen, nona. I love you

No. 2584068

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I am starting a new Minecraft world today

No. 2584072

>>2584041
Which meds tell me asap

No. 2584082

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>>2584068
Your picrel scares me nonna but I hope you have fun in Minecraft (genuine)

No. 2584083

Playing TTT with a group of people who have a completely different playstyle from you is painful…

No. 2584092

>>2584041
Seconding >>2584058 because I'm taking 100mg of zoloft and it's fine, but i'm not nearly this unabashedly based

No. 2584141

File: 1751223218344.jpg (57.16 KB, 496x294, 1000019253.jpg)

>>2584082
Be not afraid, nonnie.. Thank you, your picrel makes me hungry but I'll refrain from eating the sweet kitty

No. 2584150

>>2584041
KEK that's actually hilarious

No. 2584178

File: 1751225794204.jpeg (46.33 KB, 637x629, IMG_3056.jpeg)

accidentally misread my schedule and got to work an hour early fml

No. 2584247

Red food always looks so tasty, but it seems like it's always made with tomatoes, and while I like tomatoes, I don't like them that much.

No. 2584248

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>watch an "artsy" "deep" movie
>jumpscared by gross moidshit involving underage girl
>skip to next movie on my list
>surprise cathartic scene of scrote being brutally murdered balls-first
All according to keikaku

No. 2584270

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>>2583954
>Its not replacing them, just heavily reducing the need for it 10 times.
Bad times are ahead in the job markets. We can't just be coping.

No. 2584285

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I fell for the psyop. The anime derby game is cute and addicting. I don't care that China is stealing my data.

No. 2584290

>>2584285
I love this game so much, I've never played anything like it

No. 2584311

>>2584041
You have to tell us what meds anon

No. 2584329

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nonna get in, i don't have time to explain

No. 2584337

>>2584285
I want to try it but I'm worried the dailies/grinding will take up too much time, how is it so far nona?

No. 2584341

File: 1751234901552.jpg (9.86 KB, 500x375, 1000038071.jpg)

>>2584329
It's a bit cramped in here

No. 2584344

>>2584311
>>2584072
I'm on 75mg of venlafaxine kek this thing changed my whole personality for the better. I don't experience any side effects except for night sweats. I think there is legitimately something wrong with my brain chemistry because I've had depression like symptoms since I was a small child. After taking them I felt ok for the first time in my life and was like oh wow I have a personality. I am currently doing an internship and the performance review I got before the pills and after are vastly different. My work didn't change I am as unstructured and unfocused as ever but got a good ass grade just because I was more proactive and social. The anxiety part of my brain was completely turned off. I just kept asking people questions without any fear.

No. 2584357

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>>2584341
nonaaaa nonnie pushed me! also are we there yet?

No. 2584361

>>2584341
im sorry, maybe if the cow factory was producing a little more milk right now we could afford a larger vehicle!
>>2584357
nonnie, if you cant be nice towards your sister i'm going to have to take away mobile posting for a week

No. 2584364

>>2583502
I could but why would I do this?

No. 2584371

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>>2584290
Do you have a favorite girl? I really like Vodka and Rice Shower. The names are kinda silly
>>2584337
You get reasonable amount of stuff at the beginning, dailies are quick and you can skip/rush through cutscenes. It's good for me so far. But I started today so that could change kek

No. 2584417

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>>2584329
OH MY GOD THEY'RE GAINING ON US

No. 2584429

Feels bad that the only reason I can tell my aunt apart from the others is that she has white hair and a young face. I'm not faceblind they just all look very similar…

No. 2584451

even if you passively think to yourself “I’m gonna kill myself” your body will start killing itself

No. 2584453

File: 1751243842420.png (48.79 KB, 320x335, 1000008603.png)

>>2584451
Why is it taking so long then?

No. 2584456

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>>2579859
As a former guinea pig owner, the thread pic stresses me out, kek.

No. 2584460

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I had a dream today, it made me realize that I need to get a large RV so that if doomsday happens, I can just pick up my family/friends and we'll drive to canada. I recommend you guys get an RV too

No. 2584485

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im leaving
i cant do this anymore……….

No. 2584488

>>2584485
No. stop…come back.

No. 2584494

File: 1751246017819.gif (232.88 KB, 220x116, monkey-car.gif)

>>2584488
damn i went to far but im going back dont worry anon

No. 2584501

My friend got a random text from the sister of a high school acquaintance who she has never really talked to, much less ten years since graduating, pitching her book to my friend. Said book, from what we can tell, is some navel gazing drivel where she complains about her high school experience and how hard she has had it resulting in a PTSD and bipolar diagnosis, all told through a clearly self-insert main character.
I’m tempted to buy it just because I want to know how bad it is and why she thought soliciting random people from high school, when she complains about high school in the book, was a good idea. There is no way this can be good right? The author’s about section where she complains about her life is twice as long as the book’s description.

No. 2584525

>>2584460
>nona doesn't know that the doomsday will happen in canada (already doomed)

No. 2584553

>>2584525
I shoulda been more clear, I said doomsday cause that's the word that was used in my dream, but I really just mean if some shit started going down in America. Like some Handmaids tale shit

No. 2584569

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>>2584178
Update: I ended up fainting at the end of my shift for like two minutes but I was able to make it home and have a nice dinner so everything's all better now

No. 2584584

>>2584525
I once overheard a Canadian man on a phone call in a cafe in Indonesia claim that he had left because he knew WWIII was going to take place in Canada and now you say this. Spooky.

No. 2584589

Maybe my life is super boring but without sleep getting rid of 7-9 hours a day, living would be even MORE boring because I'd have too much free time on my hands and run out of things to do.

No. 2584610

>>2581217
Im going to steal this image for the cat thread.

No. 2584616

I want to drink sweet soy sauce straight from the bottle. Weird craving.

No. 2584617

File: 1751254950817.jpeg (52.26 KB, 620x808, 52027033bea42.jpeg)

>>2582127
To the cat thread with this one!

No. 2584728

File: 1751264595727.png (69.74 KB, 880x409, shoto.png)

why are moids allowed to be this retarded

No. 2584731

>>2584364
idk i've never heard a yeehaw nonna or really anyone say the word moid outloud

No. 2584756

>summerfag: "Til the room stinks and my nose hairs are coated with a mist, a little grassy knoll of dewdrops of ball sweat"
>"no i've totally integrated, what are you talking about?"

No. 2584767

>>2580858
I don't want Oscar Wilde. I once read a pedo story about him and idk if is real, but I hate him since. Can I choose another?

No. 2584798

When I was in middle school I had a bunch OCs and concocted various anime-ish stories for them in my head. Whenever I thought about their dialogue or sound effects for a specifc scenes—I would whisper it under my breath "I'll never forgive you!", "boom" "whoosh". Stuff like that.

I thought I was being subtle about this 'tism until a classmate asked me why I talk to myself all the time. I was so embarrassed. No wonder I didn't have any friends.

No. 2584817

I'm almost considering going to the mall nearby for lunch instead of going to the same places near my workplace, especially because I have a lot of free time but I don't feel like taking the subway with this heat. I also don't feel like using a delivery app and spend more for the same food.

No. 2584890

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>>2584756
kek i saw that post too but i kind of get her to be honest.

No. 2584901

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>>2584798
That's so fucking pure nona kek. The world doesn't appreciate trve creative minds

No. 2584915

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>>2581424
…am i retarded? i just realized that the Temple has pews(like a church) and not just ground that people kneel and pray on(like a Gurdwara or Hindu Templelike i've grown up being used to), even though the game explicitly mentions pews and still i drew them kneeling on the ground

No. 2584919

>>2581424
KEK anon this is cute

No. 2584922

Fat activists are as funny as they're infuriating, the retarded entitlement is just so over the top

No. 2584926

>>2584915
nta, but same kek though I have a hard time imagining how a lot of the temple actually look even though the cult's symbolism draws inspiration from christianity also probably because I also enjoy imagining Sydney in his knees kek

No. 2584935

File: 1751287499598.gif (95.27 KB, 414x414, joker.gif)

>>2584926
ayrt, also >>2581424 anon, kek see now you get it, maybe my subconscious was onto something

No. 2584946

File: 1751288047808.jpg (42.26 KB, 736x654, 1000019260.jpg)

I want to get really good at art so I can create stuff that isn't coomer or TIF poisoned. The thought of nonnies one day liking my work is exciting

No. 2584952

>>2584946
i may not know what it looks like but i like it already nona, keep going ♥

No. 2584958

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No. 2585063

The only people I’ve encountered who use siri are obese

No. 2585081

where's the anon from a few threads ago who thought farmers didn't post their rooms, check the vent thread

No. 2585089

I got accused of using AI to make a cover and I responded a little passive-aggressively. Maybe that was mean..

No. 2585098

>>2585081
nta but do people have no sense of safety? like ik it's easy to get someone's IP address, but doxxing your fucking room in this day-and-age on an "anonymous" forum is asking for trouble

No. 2585135

>>2585098
NTAYRT but I don’t think anyone’s gonna be able to identify anon just from a picture of her spergout room

No. 2585137

>>2585098
No they really don't, people think that just because they don't do anything nefarious with sensitive info posted online noone else will do it to them either. Also having no understanding that something uploaded to the web will likely exist forever

No. 2585147

>>2585135
nta but what if you're so insanely unlucky someone you know irl is also a farmer and who has seen your room at least once managed to recognize your posts and pictures? The most likely case would be if anons already posted pictures of their rooms on other websites/social media before and anons can recognize them by coincidence.

No. 2585198

"Oh my god, why is there still so much blood?" is such a movie-like phrase, when the only reason I said it just now is because I'm on the fourth day of my period and there's still so much blood lol.

No. 2585199

>>2581424
It's amazing how there's such an overall agreement on what all of the characters look like, considering it's just a text adventure-type game

No. 2585248

Boiling some twigs right now on my stovetop, hope my nonnies are having a good day

No. 2585260

>>2585248
You making twig soup nona

No. 2585266

>>2585260
Close, I’m making twig juice for a limoncello cheesecake later in the week and cocktails. It’s rosemary simple syrup. I pruned the rosemary plant today so have a lot of fresh rosemary to use up

No. 2585310

All the bieber discussion in celebricows and the memes of him convinced me to watch his most recent documentary (of the three he’s already made in his life kek) and he Hailey recorded him talking about how when he was really young, he encountered a house burning down. He approached the house, started singing to it, and then the fire apparently just went out? KEK??

No. 2585314

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Perhaps this is better for the tmi thread but there is something so satisfying to watching the chunks of blood and tissue leave my body during my period. I just went to piss and it looked like I gave birth to a little slug. Mildly disturbing yet also very fascinating imo.

No. 2585316

>>2585310
>when he was really young, he encountered a house burning down. He approached the house, started singing to it, and then the fire apparently just went out
This is the type of shit cult leaders say to their gullible following kek

No. 2585323

>>2585314
Ive never passed any big blood blobs during my period tbh

No. 2585329

>>2585323
You’re lucky, they’re a pain to deal with and feel gross to me when they’re being passed. I once passed a blob that was the size of an orange, I’m still traumatized

No. 2585340

>>2585316
He can just say whatever he wants to his fans because he knows they’ll believe him keek

No. 2585341

>>2585323
>>2585329
I remember the first time I passed a huge blood clot, it literally covered the entirety of the crotch of my undies and I was so horrified

No. 2585350

File: 1751316098072.gif (75.08 KB, 220x220, A FREE KA.gif)

Brazil, Morocco, London to Ibiza
Straight to LA, New York, Vegas to Africa

No. 2585415

File: 1751320602368.gif (1.29 MB, 362x240, 1728270110625.gif)

>me after reading my comfort manga and I regretfully remember the mangaka added a troon in it and wanting to slap the hell out of the probably dead artistwho turns out to be a moid lusting after the female mc anyways after pretending he totes likes moids and has a female "heart" and dies miserably

No. 2585434

File: 1751321585395.png (471.13 KB, 1771x514, haggard emo.png)

Wtf is with Asian beauty brand names

No. 2585436

>>2585434
it's like I never left the how to cope with being ugly thread

No. 2585438

>>2585434
What's with that price actually

No. 2585440

File: 1751322117669.png (589.38 KB, 800x600, 2098021.png)

>>2585434
Looking like previews for Sims 3 CC from 2011

No. 2585484

File: 1751324673917.webm (3.83 MB, 450x480, 1751194895076455.webm)

There are two kinds of people.

No. 2585496

>>2585484
That woman is so retarded

No. 2585498

>>2585496
I kinda get it. She bumped into the sign, probably didn't pay any attention to it, and put it out of the way so other people didn't bump into it too. I doubt she noticed it was a wet floor sign.

No. 2585507

>>2585438
Maybe cause of all the chemicals required to make it

No. 2585510

>>2585434
KEK at least they're honest about how they perceive their customers

No. 2585512

>>2585498
i thought wet floor signs were the only type of floor signs

No. 2585532

File: 1751326514083.webm (3.23 MB, 480x764, 7390781-2a2afbfc44bbb27ffb5029…)

how do i elevate my chi enough to be like this dog?

No. 2585534

>>2585484
Wet floor signs are real…? I thought they were a cartoon gag thing. Here they wipe the floors in front of you and tell you to find another way or let you walk through the remaining dry floor before they clean it lol

No. 2585535

>>2585534
Anon, what the fuck?

No. 2585536

>>2585534
America is addicted to suing the shit out of each other so the wet floor signs are a liability thing I think, if someone slips and is paralyzed for the rest of their life the restaurant isn't at fault because they put a sign out.

No. 2585538

>>2585536
Wet floor signs definetly exist and are frequently used outside of the US, I'm more baffled at the implication from >>2585534 that wagies are quick to clear up some mess kek

No. 2585539

>>2585532
Lol I love this video I watch it every time.

No. 2585541

>>2585498
She didn't replace the sign back where she knocked it over. But she didn't even do nothing and leave it on the ground, where it could still serve as a warning of a wet floor. She actively took the effort to move the sign out of the way, making everything worse.

No. 2585547

>>2585532
this is how i imagine warrior cats would be if it was dogs instead

No. 2585554

File: 1751327687179.jpg (195.33 KB, 1000x1000, fds.jpg)

>>2585547
Erin Hunter actually wrote a dog series, too, called Survivor Dogs. It didn't seem to do too well though and from what I've heard it's a lot worse than Warriors, too. There was also Seekers, about bears. I read the first one but wasn't all too sold on it because it was too depressing and they all seemed to hate each other (in a different way than they did in Warriors).

No. 2585564

>>2585498
It says danger wet floor and is yellow and is a wet-floor sign. It's rude that she just leans it against some table, it's good that the moid who slipped wasn't some elderly person

No. 2585577

>>2585547
that dog is straight out of DBZ, we could probably see his aura and rising powerlevel if we had enough training

No. 2585608

File: 1751329618255.gif (12.67 KB, 46x44, IMG_7288.gif)

The Hooters in my town closed down, and it's a college town too! Hope they all croak someday

No. 2585646

I hate being passionate about things no one cares about, time to sperg at the bots again. No I can't say what it is because it'll look like personalityfagging

No. 2585665

File: 1751331934637.jpg (69.37 KB, 564x530, 20 Ideas de piedras pintadas p…)

Nonnas, did any of you go through a honeymoon phase with your pets? It's been 8 months since I got my pet, I think I'm finally getting over the initial excitement. I don't even take many photos of him these days. It makes me feel bad, like I don't love him as much but I know I do.

No. 2585699

File: 1751333066684.jpg (120.19 KB, 604x604, 1000005244.jpg)

nonna's inspirational post of the day: you can always say aye carumba and they can never take that away from you.

No. 2585756

File: 1751336318620.jpeg (34.44 KB, 564x485, IMG_2961.jpeg)

>>2585665
Nope, not one bit. Sure she gets on my nerves sometimes, but she is still the absolute apple of my eye. Had her for six years now and I love her to the moon and back.

No. 2585807

File: 1751338499200.png (122.86 KB, 419x320, 0982372847789.png)

>>2585484
It's not real, scrote propaganda most foul!

No. 2585853

i cannot stand moidcopes, Ancient Geeks believed big dicks were disgusting and primitive but the walking talking bear phenotype that moids insist is masculine and therefore attractive ISN'T?

No. 2585874

I need to untrain my brain from jumping to the worst/grossest/weirdest possible conclusion

No. 2585900

>>2585888
i mean to say that moids' copes are so illogical, they're so into that ancient dick cope but insist that the old, haggard, hairy, and roidpiggu body is attractive, big dicks = primitive and ugly, hairy roidpig = not primitive and not ugly? doesnt make sense

No. 2585910

i'm schizo but i feel like this girl i hate just posted on here. two things in common with her just feels like too much. if you're here i hate you and please kms. no ban for alog pls.

No. 2585914

>>2585910
We all feel that way sometimes.

No. 2585929

>>2585910
It’s probably just another anon, but I’m curious now what were the two things in common

No. 2585936

>>2585929
an artist she likes and she didn't graduate high school.

No. 2585937

>>2585936
The immediate relief I felt finding out I’m not the girl you hate kek

No. 2585946

File: 1751346002988.jpg (614.91 KB, 681x681, GfgFhx3WAAAZGxm.jpg)

is there something in the water thats making people DFE all of a sudden? an artist I've been following suddenly nuked all her artwork and lashed out on her stories and a site I've been following discontinued recently and had all pages deleted. Im so sad, Im determined more than ever to continue archiving my 12k backlog of online likes + pinterest boards because you never know when something will go away forever

No. 2585960

>>2585532
I can't believe this is a real video. The way the black dog bows looks like it was scripted by a disney animator or something

No. 2585965

File: 1751346780250.gif (1.6 MB, 498x348, YIq34mw.gif)

trying to learn how to do art on a digital program and realizing i don't understand how to do any shading other than cel shading.

No. 2585966

File: 1751346799516.png (64.86 KB, 350x350, NzR50tV.png)

>>2585956
>>2585960

No. 2585988

I wanna get into perfumery but it's such an expensive hobby damn it.

No. 2586018

my head smells like egg?

No. 2586032

I've always been a bit of a slut but recently I was sick with pneumonia and for some reason I all I wanted to eat was healthy stuff like salads and fruits and veggies. I noticed my hair and nails started looking better but I also noticed a severe drop in libido. I love it, I'm no longer plagued by lust. Did I just cure my lust for vitamin D by getting actual vitamin D from my diet? Kek. I hope I stay this way, I don't ever want to have sex again, fuck moids. I feel at peace not having to deal with them.

No. 2586039

>>2585960
>>2585532
>>2585956
holy shit, the way he struts in and the huge black dog bows while the german shepherd sits up at attention and announces his presence like the emperor just arrived, kek. Amazing

No. 2586060

It feels so nice pushing yourself at the gym and feel the sweat run.
It does NOT feel as nice when the sweat runs down into your goddamn EYE so you have to finish you reps looking like a retarded pirate. I need to invest in a sweatband

No. 2586066

gay

No. 2586072

Dimethyl benzyl carbinyl butyrate

No. 2586076

File: 1751356130244.jpeg (279.04 KB, 726x635, IMG_1677.jpeg)

>>2580858
I like this guy

No. 2586078

One of my friends keeps consooming from Temu and it's starting to get on my nerves whenever she talks about it. Someone can tell her how they decided to buy something from the supermarket for $30 and she'll be like "hehe I could get that for $2 on Temu" like girl shut it. I'm sure your product is gonna break in 3, 2, 1…

No. 2586160

i tried laughing to ease the period pain but it just made my tummy and back aching my bras too tight my bootys shaking from the left to the right my back is aching i'm so in love baby all I know is you got me good

No. 2586204

>>2586078
My mom's been doing the same, just buying completely random junk that we could very well live without. Her latest temu escapades include having bought me a stainless steel teaspoon that says "I love you, my daughter. Never forget. Love, mom." which is cute, sure, but buying cutlery and bikinis from that fucking website is insanity. Yes, I use it for my matcha and drinks anyway because I love my mom and I don't care if I get lead poisoning but jesus christ.

No. 2586206

I'm a fucking retard that decided going for a 1,5 hour walk during the hottest day of the year so far DURING THE MIDDLE OF THE DAY, instead of waiting for it to get a bit cooler, was a great idea for some reason. I had to dry myself off with a towel because I was so sweaty when I got home

No. 2586244

File: 1751372070795.webp (23.33 KB, 881x582, IMG_7459.webp)

Getting my wisdom teeth removed today, my mom’s trying to convince me to give her the teeth. Picture unrelated I just like those little guys

No. 2586250

>>2586078
>>2586204
I'm pretty sure you can get some good (or at least decent) quality stuff on there, but it's a gamble for sure. I know someone who bought HIGH HEELS off Temu, if that was me I'd panic every time I had to walk downstairs.

No. 2586309

File: 1751376309252.jpg (256.61 KB, 682x673, 2025-06-30 07_36_08.jpg)

>>2584371
My favorite is King Halo. I chose her for her arrogant personality, but learning more about her relationship with her mother made her really relatable to me, since I believe most people have had a toxic parent who has tried to make them feel small and drag them down. Second is Sakura Bakushin O, because of how fun and energetic she is and she was the first Umamusume I beat URA with.
I also really like Vodka too and how she makes her own path in her career. Her leather racing and casual outfits are the coolest and she stands out so much on the racetrack.

No. 2586362

>>2586244
good luck nona, have an ice pack and some painkillers ready. what is your mom going to do with your teeth?

No. 2586462

dounle standarts

No. 2586464

>>2586462
donut stand arts

No. 2586481

File: 1751383473487.jpeg (209.07 KB, 1070x1066, IMG_7523.jpeg)

>>2586362
Thank you nona! She’s gonna put them with my baby teeth, she has a box for all of them. I don’t have a picture so I tried to draw it, I’m not good at art but you get the picture lol

No. 2586580

>>2586078
>>2586204
Old people are obsessed with consooming, before online shopping they'd spend all their time and money trawling through charity shops and car boot sales and fairs to find the most useless bits of tat on offer. They don't care if it's broken, or full of lead, they just care that it cost them 50p and comes with pre-corroded batteries.
>>2585665
No, the longer I have them the more they feel like part of the family. Your love for your pet is not directly tied to how many photos you take or how much you gush about him online.

No. 2586604

>>2580858
moids really have no eye for aesthetics do they? they just blindly follow what other men tell them is attractive kek this video title is so mean half these men are below average at best

No. 2586680

File: 1751392845512.webp (129.09 KB, 1000x1321, Mayano_Top_Gun_29.webp)

>>2584371
>>2586309
I cant believe there are fellow horse nonnies! i am saving all my carots for Mayano Top Gun. But TM opera is tempting me.

No. 2586683

File: 1751392951217.webp (79.71 KB, 640x853, IMG_0071.webp)

>>2586604
It’s baffling. I don’t understand how they can be so bad at it. Not just with how people look but basic stuff like making a comfortable home. Perhaps it is because they are incapable of recognizing and appreciating beauty that they are so miserable.

No. 2586685

>>2586309
BAKUSHIIIIIIIN

No. 2586687

>>2586683
ok that blue eyes white dragon carpet is badass though

No. 2586694

>>2586687
They should have put it in front of the couch though. And that tv stand is pathetic.

No. 2586696

>>2585608
Always happy when a hooters shuts down. they need to replace with a retail place or food place that isnt vile towards women.

No. 2586705

File: 1751393971862.webp (39.32 KB, 640x853, IMG_0072.webp)

>>2586694
Do the LED lights change your opinion nonna?

No. 2586718

File: 1751394951473.jpeg (159.04 KB, 828x729, IMG_3560.jpeg)

I love all my nonnys on this Tuesday evening ♥

No. 2586731

>>2586705
>>2586683
My brain must be completely rotted out and subverted because I find this adorable.

No. 2586762

>>2586731
Nonny I love you and all which is why I say the following with complete affection: seek help

No. 2586766

>>2586731
It has the charm of someone's first ever apartment, or on the other hand a 40 y/o manchild who posts on reddit

No. 2586775

>>2586731
You're only saying this because this is the first moid living space uploaded onto the internet that doesn't have roaches, coom or a frameless mattress on the floor.

No. 2586780

>>2586718
This is really triggering to me right now tbh

No. 2586802

File: 1751399017288.jpeg (205.45 KB, 1170x1166, 1747499900165.jpeg)

how it feels when he wont let me watch him pee

No. 2586813

>>2586802
Gross. You know he doesn't wipe after, right?

No. 2586821

man fuck the tampon shilling they made my cramps worse

No. 2586854

I like chanting yu mo gue guai fai di zao whenever I'm doing something I really want to work. It's fun.

No. 2586865

>>2586802
install a camera in the bathroom

No. 2586868

File: 1751402910194.jpg (25.2 KB, 340x270, il_340x270.4015236381_l2w7.jpg)

>>2586821
Was this the anon sperging about menstrual cups? I was busy at the time but agree with her. No menstrual cups for anons. I can't believe you guys use those, if I never feel the sensation of "pulling" on my gd cervix again it will be too soon. It is so obvious this will lead to prolapse over time and the stuff I keep for work made out of silicone (or rubber) get slimy and start to literally melt, meaning they biodegrade. That is in a basement. Imagine how quickly this happens in a vagina jfc this will be one of those things everyone makes fun of us about in the future
>hey why do all the women have silicone microplastics in their uterus?
>well bc they break down less over time, making them a superior choice for

No. 2586875

>>2586821
I hate tampons. No matter what they feel uncomfortable to me and as you said, make my cramps worse. I’m not sure how to describe it but I also feel bloated I guess when I use them. It’s just uncomfortable.

No. 2586901

>>2586813
don't encourage me
>>2586865
pee pee panopticon

No. 2586905

>>2586854
I used to chant that at my dog while shaking a toy at her to calm her down during a barking fit.

No. 2586910

>>2586905
Possessed dog. Hope she's fine now.

No. 2586923

>>2586875
My mother practically tried to force me to switch to tampons when I was waaaaay too young and it put me off them for the next several years kek

No. 2586934

>>2586910
She's pissing on the angels' rugs these days but I think the exorcism was effective. It always calmed her down.

No. 2586936

>>2586934
>Pissing on the angel's rugs
I'm so sorry nona but this beautiful turn of phrase made me laugh

No. 2586946

>>2586868
microplastic prolapse, fake organic glyphosate tampons, girlboss cancer panties. which way, western nonnie?

No. 2586978

>>2586946
Anything that's disposable and not there long enough to create it's own bacterial culture or picrel into my uterus. Women have put all kinds of disgusting things in their vaginas over the centuries but most have been smart enough to throw them away after. Also avoiding suctioning things to their cervix, outside of abortions

No. 2587018

>>2586683
Hmm. Something about this works even though it’s not “good”. That orange aliexpress ligne roset is a glowing nucleus to tie all the miscellaneous monochromatic crap in that room together. It’s like when a child draws you a picture that has a good composition and it turns out charming because of (rather than in spite of) its hamfisted lines

No. 2587085

>>2585310
I tried to watch this documentary and youtube deleted it

No. 2587088

>>2587018
What gets me is the bright pink landline phone

No. 2587095

File: 1751412508513.jpg (29.71 KB, 612x507, 1000019214.jpg)

I got a promotion at work so I'm going to the store later to get myself some junk food. Very excited especially because I have also been on a diet.

No. 2587096

>>2587095
Woah congrats nona! I hope you enjoy your slop, you earned it ♥

No. 2587103

Every time I hear the word "daddy" in a song all I can think of is this

No. 2587111

>>2585965
starts with grayscale and with only one or two values. Once you get more confidence with edge contrasts and how light bounces start adding the hue and saturation to the mix.

No. 2587114

>>2587103
Blast to the past I still remember the lyrics

No. 2587251

File: 1751422510313.jpeg (845.26 KB, 1125x1300, IMG_0076.jpeg)

What sort of toys, tunnels, and wheels would you add to your moid’s cage nonny?

No. 2587255

>>2587251
A sand bath for proper enrichment

No. 2587270

File: 1751423812020.jpg (62.2 KB, 650x365, rabies.jpg)

I am feeling adverse to water today. I have a water adversity

No. 2587282

>>2587251
A salt lick so he gets kidney stones

No. 2587287

>>2587251
Baja Blast dispenser but only with enough good boy points.

No. 2587325

File: 1751428336238.webp (150.21 KB, 831x880, dtfrtguyhiojo.webp)

>>2587251
i'd want to put him into an endless maze of torment because it would be fun to watch him helplessly wander around for the rest of his life span

No. 2587375

>>2586481
this is cute, i found some of my old teeth earlier and it reminded me of how when i was a kid i went to a dentist that later got sued and shut down for lying about cavities to get more money, and my family would always be pissed at me for having cavities that i didnt even really have

No. 2587378

File: 1751432120292.jpg (88.3 KB, 780x460, 1000019278.jpg)

>>2587251
landmine

No. 2587389

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>>2587325
what if earth isn't round or flat but its literally just looks like your photo

No. 2587394

File: 1751434601511.jpg (73.89 KB, 910x910, stress.JPG)

it is so much pain seeing your brother and male cousin grow into completely hideous and unlikable "people"
>brother: utter retard, our childhood was spent with our parents pushing me as the artsy fartsy type and him as the smarty farty type, faggot couldn't get any good enough rankings in the country's college entrance exams to get any decent colleges, uses reddit to post racebaity memes, everytime we're arguing and i get too good of a jab in and he has no counter he just says a meme like "the idiot only speaks, the stoic only listens" and laughs to himself like it's the funniest thing in the world, i can't stand his laugh, how can you have such a forced sounding laugh when you're laughing to yourself, hideous and stupid, has that typical moid behaviour of not gaf about skincare until it's "available" to him without trying like if it's skincare that belongs to you and you're not around to stop him or if it's something our parents bought for him
>male cousin: same college situation as above, could only apply to private unis and because he's an only child, his parents can afford to spoil him, so they just enrolled him in one and overnight he transformed into one of our country's most infamous stereotypes, complete brandwhore, all he wants to buy is Uniqlo or some "thrifted" shirt thats 4000 in our currency, made his parents buy him a Macbook because hurr durr everyone has one, all he speaks is English and barely knows the native tongue anymore, that same fucking broccoli haircut, a complete bop, i can't even remember or differentiate between the girls he claims to be with anymore, he was "dating" some girl and still had to ask about my model friend and her IG, i try showing him videos of some cool event in my all girls college and all he wants to do is leer at the girls, uses the n word constantly among other retarded english words like "baddie", never calls girls "girls" anymore, just "baddies"
worst part is that at the very least the cousin is always out somewhere in the city with his tard posse eating overpriced food at an "Instagrammable" cafe, but my brother's always at home "studying", and because he's fucked his exams, he'll have to take a gap year, the upside is that i get to show off being in college for one more year and show off being out of college one more year, but again, that's another fucking year i have to put up with him in this house.

No. 2587396

I had a dream where I fucked my good friend and now I'm suddenly attracted to her. Ofc she's always been pretty but I didn't see her in a sexual light before. I remember way back, maybe a year ago, she sort of suggested I'd join her and her bf in a threesome and I turned it down but now I'm considering it just to be with her even though her moid is not very attractive to me.

No. 2587404

>>2587396
Threesomes are survival horror. Don’t do it.

No. 2587419

>>2587396
there's an Afghani woman somewhere that has never known men her own age, let alone handsome men or women, for her sake, don't torture yourself.

No. 2587494

>>2587419
nona wtf does this mean

No. 2587522

File: 1751444611425.jpg (9.07 KB, 250x179, 5y8nni.jpg)

NONAAA YOU'RE REPLYING TO A POST IN THE GET IT OFF YOUR CHEST THREAD, NONAAAAAA YOU'RE GOING TO GET BANNED FOR BEING A VAIN BITCH, NONAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

No. 2587532

>>2583049
>Do you love the colour of the sky?

No. 2587542

people keep talking about the huge zombie dick in 28 years later, i wanna watch it now

No. 2587576


No. 2587578

>>2587494
She probably meant that since Afghani women can never feel sexual pleasure themselves (homophobia and how the majority of the men there being barbaric animals), she should go fuck her friend in honor of them.

Or something…

No. 2587580

>>2587542
Watching a shit movie just to see 7 frames of dick isn't a good time investment

No. 2587581

My firestick has auto played two broke girls after I finished my 192738 rerun of Daria. I remember hating this show. It's entirely because of the laugh track. It insists on itself and ruins most of the comedic timing. Also noticing I haven't turned it off

No. 2587584

>>2587580
but i wanna

No. 2587585

>>2587581
I used to have such a crush on Kat and would only watch it for her

No. 2587596

File: 1751459993595.png (324.45 KB, 460x610, tsun_x2.png)

kawaii

No. 2587631

>>2587585
who's kat

No. 2587643

File: 1751466237310.png (990.16 KB, 675x668, 1000076695.png)

Stitch girls are just as annoying as Cookie Monster girls

No. 2587645

>>2587643
They’re the same demographic in my experience. An evolved form of the classic tweety bird girl

No. 2587649

>>2587643
the same kind of girl to get a Tinkerbell or another Disney tattoo. a shitty Ohana Means Family tattoo.

No. 2587659

>>2587643
I remember when Stitch was marketed as a bad boy convict who swears in alien tongue. What the fuck did they do to him

No. 2587661

>>2587643
>>2587645
Today I'm feeling blessed and grateful to have no idea what any of these types of girls are.

No. 2587663

>>2587643
I agree but Stitch is genuinely very kawaii, I understand why they like him

No. 2587666

>>2587532
Kek I remember everyone freaking out at the jumpscare under that post

No. 2587667

File: 1751466996673.png (3.02 MB, 1280x1841, 1000076698.png)

>>2587663
I can't see it, he's ugly imo. The live action made him even uglier.

No. 2587671

File: 1751467147326.jpg (18.38 KB, 300x300, 1000038178.jpg)

>>2587667
"Live action" Stitch is a CGI abomination against God. The cartoon one mogs it every time.

No. 2587689

>>2587643
I had a little Stitch doll as a kid and I loved him, but one day he got lost and I was so upset I drew a bunch of missing posters and put them up all over the house. He was never found. I hope you're okay Stitch, wherever you are…

No. 2587698

>>2587689
I also lost my Stitch doll as a kid so I get it.
>I was so upset I drew a bunch of missing posters and put them up all over the house
Oh nonna that's so adorable kek

No. 2587701

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>>2587671
>>2587643
Cartoon Stitch is very cute to me but he’s supposed to be cute in a ugly way, like a french bulldog (which I personally find cute too but it’s ok if you don’t, let’s not turn this into a dog hate discussion please kek) and I think stitch was partially inspired by them

No. 2587707

>>2587701
>let’s not turn this into a dog hate discussion
It’s too late, I’m already in another tab for that thread and I’m typing paragraphs upon paragraphs about how much I hate frenchies.

No. 2587734

>>2587701
Oh man. I always thought he was a warped koala.

No. 2587754

>>2587631
kat dennings

No. 2587756

>>2587754
I watched something with her in it and I couldn’t get over her voice. Something about her enunciation was so grating to me

No. 2587785

File: 1751474707850.gif (803.25 KB, 640x360, uma-musume-vodka.gif)

I should be studying but instead i am playing the horse game. It's surprisingly hard and i am pissed my horses keep failing.

No. 2587791

>>2587734
He does kind of look like a koala! But in the movie they call him an ugly looking dog so I always imagined him as a kind of bulldog

No. 2587815

File: 1751476311036.png (1.45 MB, 839x744, mfw i am stacy but i dont have…)

I've had enough. I'm hiding art salt forever

No. 2587829

>>2587815
Kek was it the warmup post that got you?

No. 2587836

>>2587815
I had to hide it when anons said they would rather appeal to trannies than take the slight risk of being 'cancelled'. That thread reeks of becky, the kind of loser that vents about how all their friends are trannies while they are crypto.

No. 2587837

Ladies, I have discovered a revolutionary way to cool myself down during a heatwave: pointing a fan at my private garden. My bush wafting in the breeze feels very zen.

No. 2587848

File: 1751478215734.jpg (55.84 KB, 1080x819, 9c474ebc1ce4021a9e3749533b5635…)

I LOVE LEARNING NEW THINGS!! I LOVE IMPROVING!!!!! GAAAAAAAAAAAHH

No. 2587852

File: 1751478451469.png (69.96 KB, 895x490, wtf.png)

there's no way, this can't be true

No. 2587853

File: 1751478551546.jpg (104.12 KB, 1242x1337, de4aqtj-a3a7a90e-f232-498c-ada…)

>>2587848
MEEEE TOOOOOOO!!!!!

No. 2587854

>>2587829
Yes.

>>2587836
Exactly. And when you point it out it's all noo I can't do or say this, people would get mad!! If 10 people online got a little mad at me my career would be fucking over!! It wouldn't be like this if I was a moid btw do not tell me about female artists that do whatever they want!! It's so boring. I really wish the art cow thread hadn't died. I want unfiltered bitching about artists I've never heard of, not the same dumbass arguments and questions over and over again

No. 2587856

File: 1751478702611.gif (1.12 MB, 279x174, 1000037736.gif)

>>2587852
i feel like i'm living in 1984, where war is peace and freedom is slavery, because why are some of the replies okay with this and why are others in "defeat" saying you can't stop billionaires from doing what they want

No. 2587858

>>2587856
How would you stop billionaires from doing what they want though

No. 2587865

>>2587858
you can't but people seem to not care because they're both women and they're twins so their incest is not bad, and our head witch JKR is constantly boycotted but everybody's tuning in to watch the incestous chinese billionaire's BL drama.

No. 2587866

>>2587852
This sounds like a publicity stunt imo

No. 2587868

>>2587852
this shocked me so bad, i managed to raise my right eyebrow and i now have enough strength to raise it voluntarily

No. 2587871

>>2587578
you got it right, but also add in, fuck the friend, don't fuck her pet moid, get her to leave him.

No. 2587873

>>2587852
>Believing anything a twittard says
Homosexuality is outlawed in china remember? Moids over there throw women in jail over writing yaoi fanfic, why would they let gay incest occur? The tweeter is blatantly attention seeking for followers. The tweet has 1.6m views so it worked.

No. 2587874

>>2587837
This is literally how you treat heat exhaustion anon kek

No. 2587876

>>2587815
Moids/trannies still like some of my art even though i feel like everything i draw is super.. idk the word, female oriented? Maybe because i draw a lot of solo female art? But then i post yaoi incest and they usually fuck off and unfollow kek

No. 2587877

File: 1751479967372.png (2.2 MB, 846x1051, IMG_7388.png)

>>2587876
Based nonny

No. 2587879

>>2587852
The twin sisters probably made a joke about celebrating valentine's together because they are very close and chinese men are ugly and these retards are taking it seriously

No. 2587885

File: 1751480437670.webp (432.13 KB, 720x1279, 113ccabc-ed71-4da0-960b-5b587b…)

I can only raise my left eyebrow and I can only wink my right eye. Is that normal

No. 2587891

File: 1751480749270.png (475.47 KB, 680x914, 1000082430.png)

>>2587885
No that is not normal. You will need surgery to correct them.

No. 2587893

>>2587885
very normal nonnie, some parts of your face have more developed than others, it's as normal as being only left-handed or right-handed

No. 2587899

>>2587876
Oh my god. This stupid moids like this women like that shit follows me everywhere. I'll just stop looking at /ot/ I guess

No. 2587942


No. 2587966

>>2587899
I’ll miss you nonna… we’ll always have /m/

No. 2588022

>>2587848
What did you learn today nona?

No. 2588049

>>2587815
I cant bring myself to hide it forever because I know once I drop it I'll have to shift through backlogs when actual juicy art drama drops. I tapped out after the nth ugly male psyop debate but tuned back in during the genice/juby incident. lets just hope its just summerfags shitting up LC like clockwork, August is only a few weeks away

No. 2588052

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I can’t stop eating onions, raw red onion to be exact. Pretty much every meal for the past 2 weeks has been paired with an ungodly amount of red raw onion. My favourite is dicing the onions into small bits, adding them to red pepper hummus and using it as dip with these high protein smoked tortilla chips I found in M&S. I even eat a handful while I’m preparing a meal. However the amount I’ve spent on gum, mints and mouthwash within those two weeks is a downside. God I love onions.

No. 2588085

>>2588052
how's your breath?

No. 2588089

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No. 2588093

>>2587899
Um, sorry I guess. I was just making conversation…

No. 2588096

>>2588089
I used to have a crush on Fiona

No. 2588107

Honestly so crazy for someone who wasn't a teenager in 2010 to be into Hetalia. Hetalia is one of the few anime that still has a place in my heart but, you had to be there, and you had to be a teenage girl. Like even considering the fact that the later seasons had way better animation, it just doesn't make sense to me. Like I feel like baby zoomers would not want to be into such a zillenial anime, but they are.

No. 2588115

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>>2588107
I was absolutely shocked to learn it has an active fandom with new fans that are still teenagers. Feels like something that would be too problematic for the average zoomer to get into and share with friends

No. 2588141

>>2588096
Well, we all know what THAT means.

No. 2588143

File: 1751494258432.jpg (136.45 KB, 736x1026, 1000019280.jpg)

>>2588107
I'm a zoomer and I hated it, I can see the appeal for fujos/yumes but aside from that it was anguish trying to finish it! I thought the jokes were too repetitive, at least Japan was cute enough for me to power through it. Zoomers are weird and continuously skinwalk millennials, a lot of the 2000s/early 2010s weeb shit is popular now because zoomers can't be bothered to do anything original.
>>2588115
Zoomies cope with problematic media by straight up rewriting history, it's bizarre. Wouldn't it be better to just enjoy what you like about a series and critique the parts you don't like?

No. 2588153

>>2588052
I love oniiun

No. 2588568

File: 1751510377040.jpg (96.5 KB, 1280x720, 1602263248438.jpg)

Official Hige Dandism songs go hard no cap fr ong

No. 2588635

>>2587899
NTA but if you feel offended of the truth maybe you are too sensitive for lolcow.

No. 2588639

The muppets need to make a big come back, especially Miss Piggy. Just put her in a room with all the kitty cat rappers and it's work.

No. 2588640

File: 1751513600849.png (765.04 KB, 559x613, shrek 4 fiona.png)

>>2588096
i feel u man. shrek 4 was pretty forgettable but not fiona's new look. that shit was peak

No. 2588644

>>2586683
It feels like an office break room at a startup company

No. 2588648

>>2587389
kekkkk

No. 2588650

>>2587671
>>2587667
His eyes are more expressive and the little nose wrinkles make him look cuter in the cartoon. Also the realistic teeth and tongue is a little weird for me kek

No. 2588655

File: 1751514316237.jpg (152.56 KB, 1804x2048, 475979514_944751094304331_2441…)

>>2588640
she has nothing on Fiona buchona from all those mexican memes

No. 2588661

File: 1751514511352.jpg (119.9 KB, 1080x324, 1000021682.jpg)

kek you can't make this up

No. 2588665

>>2588661
This just looks like any typical post from a troon anon. They all have autism and enjoy playing fast and loose with their sensory issues

No. 2588670

>>2588661
Am I retarded? I understand all those words but I have no idea what your shared image is actually saying. That looks like something written by an aphasia sufferer.

No. 2588673

>>2588661
so some retard is talking to AI about wanting scalp scratches

No. 2588700

>>2588655
Shaynas been looking so good lately

No. 2588721

>>2588052
many people in my country also eat raw red onions kek, usually small slices of it alongside an actual meal, with other raw vegetables like carrots, cucumbers, tomatos and call it "salad", pretty much like you do kekkk, have you tried onions with salt and lemon, i prefer eating them in this way bc the onion doesn't sting as much

No. 2588755

File: 1751520913113.jpg (90.42 KB, 853x480, getvid-2(8).jpg)

Get in the cock ship, Benji.

No. 2588760

>>2588700
KEK not enough pink imo

No. 2588767

>>2588107
I love hetalia. I love hetalia. I love hetalia. I love hetalia.

No. 2588770

File: 1751523368474.png (242.33 KB, 2334x790, fuck you man.png)

I really am over how everything is behind a paywall now. even the dumbest shit possible

No. 2588774

>>2588767
Tell me more nonny

No. 2588793

>>2588770
I paid and they didn’t even show me the pics

No. 2588801

File: 1751527448165.jpg (45.82 KB, 680x613, 1000057594.jpg)

I was supposed to get online training for my new job but they still didn't send me the link. And I kinda don't care that much to ask them for it. Stupid ass

No. 2588829

>>2588801
I got the link. They can unkiss my butt now

No. 2588921

File: 1751543034295.gif (3.71 MB, 576x448, 034.gif)

moids in fashion going into womenswear will never sit right with me, instead of making women wear want you want them to, why don't you dress men up when male actors out here are showing up to their movie premieres in a t-shirt and jeans

No. 2588956

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i wish you could see when you followed an account on twitter because why the absolute fuck was i ever following an artist that draws police/military men brutally raping anime girls, diprivan? more like depravan, what the fuck man

No. 2588960

File: 1751547482486.png (568.42 KB, 889x772, LG.png)

France does shit right sometimes

No. 2588961

>>2588770
copy and paste the link on wayback archive or similar archive sites, sometimes you can read it there for free

No. 2588965

File: 1751547802407.jpg (77.67 KB, 640x627, thought-yall-might-appreciate-…)

>>2588960
Baby hand

No. 2589018

File: 1751551078148.jpeg (32.73 KB, 274x275, 1691862648935.jpeg)

The 3 month anniversary of dumbass shitto unautosaging is NEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

No. 2589028

File: 1751551619998.jpg (109.62 KB, 1080x1082, media_Gsj5xMTXIAAv-du.jpg)

we are nigganese if you please(racebait)

No. 2589031

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No. 2589040

File: 1751552394446.jpg (80.82 KB, 736x1308, catsock.jpg)

am i retarded or does Andre Braugher act the same in both B99 and The Mist

No. 2589054


No. 2589065

My dogs are playing Marco Polo and I kinda want them to stop

No. 2589067

>>2588793
That’s for real fucked up…

No. 2589068

>>2589040
This reminds me of how newborn babies are put in those little bags where the top is like a sweater but the bottom is a bag heehee

No. 2589076

>>2589040
maybe dumbass question but is this animal abuse?

No. 2589081

>>2589076
Maybe the cat burrowed itself in the sleeve nonny

No. 2589082

>>2589076
Maybe if they did it to the cat on a regular basis knowing that the cat hates it. Cats are liquid so putting it into a sock temporarily is just going to annoy it and not hurt it, and annoyance isn't traumatizing to a cat if it trusts its owner.

No. 2589084

>>2589076
If you left the cat in there for like more than 30 seconds then it’s a bit cruel. But my bond with my cat is insane so I’m extra sensitive. If they removed it immediately after the pic then I’m sure the cat got over it.

No. 2589086

>>2589076
Yes, this is the loaf torture device that reshapes the kitty's limbs so the only pain-free position to sit is to permanently loaf

No. 2589124

> tfw you know a great lolcow but she's Brazilian so no one would care if you made a thread about her

No. 2589188

>>2589124
I'm br and I wanna know. Post her to personal lolcows

No. 2589239

I can't get this song out of my head

No. 2589244

>>2589124
same i know so many desis lolcows but i know posting them here would be target for racebaiters so i dont

No. 2589256

>>2589244
I'd love for a thread on Tokyo Toni, but the demographics of this site wouldn't allow the thread to prosper the way it should. it's sad.

No. 2589274

>>2587596
Good taste!

No. 2589279

>>2589124
i wanted to post the local lolcow turned into horrorcow and her losing fingers due to necrosis arc, but i'm too esl to do it properly

No. 2589283

listening to christmas music in july to knowingly exacerbate the sadness cheer myself up

No. 2589293

>>2589283
Christmas music is the best

No. 2589334

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No. 2589358

>>2589334
It surprises me that technology isn’t advanced enough that youtube doesn’t have the ability to somehow autoban content like this

No. 2589362

>>2589361
It is ai generated

No. 2589364

>>2589361
I'm pretty sure that woman deosn't have anything to do with the channel

No. 2589367

>>2589334
>MTF friendly
Oh I'm sure

No. 2589380

File: 1751569224664.jpg (448.89 KB, 1080x1512, 1000034142.jpg)

this is a review for KPOP Demon hunters KEKK Holy shit I HOPE it's a bait, otherwise this kid is/will be getting raped by his AIDS ridden ex pornstar faggot of a father

No. 2589417

>>2589380
I'm sorry, Grisha? What the fuck is happening in Germany kek

No. 2589421

>>2589380
probably fake

No. 2589422

File: 1751571283045.mp4 (9.13 MB, 514x360, 2b90dd0dcdf71b.mp4)

vidrel is why radical feminism (and most western left movements) failed in the 70s

No. 2589435

>>2589417
Ukrainian or Russian mother probably, assuming it's not fake.
>>2589421
I hope so, I'll be praying for the safety of Grisha's butthole regardless.

No. 2589457

File: 1751573886826.jpg (47.15 KB, 736x669, 1000007534.jpg)

gonna let the freak flag fly this weekend, hbu nonnies?

No. 2589517

File: 1751576022593.png (81.37 KB, 640x366, 0db2c4d8-abdc-4ade-b149-4b47dd…)

i watched Cure…what was that whole deal with the female doctor? was she some typa freak that wanted to become a surgeon to cut up moids because she found it hot or whatever

No. 2589523

Apparently Michael Jackson died BEFORE Whitney?? Is my memory bad or have I switched timeliness?

No. 2589526

>>2589421
I really hope so, but its good at faking the way boomers yap randomly in an unfocused manner…

No. 2589530

>>2589523
I have no idea my memory is shocking, I can't remember where i was for any celebrity death or what age I was. I just remember when I found out about 9/11

No. 2589531

>>2589422
I'll be honest I'm too low IQ to understand what she's trying to say. But also kind of related, I think a huge factor why radfem thought/concepts (and general less libfem ideas) have such a hard time spreading is because the language everyone uses is way too academic.

No. 2589592

ababababababababababooplltttthhhh

No. 2589597

File: 1751580389286.jpeg (226.13 KB, 768x1024, 1729307631029.jpeg)

>>2588107
I feel like a wolf who has had my territory encroached upon when I see young zoomers and gen alpha into Hetalia. It's MY anime and they weren't there for the Golden Age of Hetalia. They won't love it how I love it…Won't understand it how I understand it. I also hate how they draw Alfred as fat and I will never forgive them for such heresy.

No. 2589600

>>2588141
I really don't, please elaborate

No. 2589607

>>2589523
Yeah he died in 2009 and Whitney didn’t die until 2012. Sorry my original post said 2011, but she died on the 11th kek

No. 2589616

I fell in love with a super cute characters and really wanted to get her, turns out she's an NPC and you can't play with her. I hate when they go so hard on the NPCs designs.
>>2588107
Hetalia is the only anime that scratches my history itch. Outside of Hetalia and Area88 i cant think of any other anime for women into military/history. Male garupan when.

No. 2589618

>>2589076
My cat one time slept in a plant pot half his size. I think they are too autistic to care, it probably feels like how a weighted blanket feels to speds to them.

No. 2589622

>>2589422
She's kinda right

No. 2589625

>>2589616
Who is the character in question nona please drop the name

No. 2589633

File: 1751581574599.png (614.75 KB, 1125x1980, Happy_Meek_(Main).png)

>>2589625
Happy Meek from umamusume. She's absolutely adorable and i love how soft her design is. Most of the horses have brown or dark hair so she really stands out too. I am so sad she belongs to another trainer and we can't raise her, i was devastated when i realized.

No. 2589636

File: 1751581706968.jpeg (998.08 KB, 1125x1610, IMG_0090.jpeg)

>>2589597
>draw Alfred as fat
Fucking morons I hate when they do that shit. He’s not fat he literally, canonically, weighs more because of muscle. He works out because he thinks he weighs too much which just adds more muscle. This is Hetalia 101.

No. 2589638

File: 1751581854428.jpg (174.16 KB, 1024x768, sandwich-pack.jpg)

I've learned if you buy a sandwich in a package like this it's often two halves of different sandwiches, that were stacked on top of each other then cut. I should be giving a sandwich an honorable death by consuming it whole. What if the other half is never eaten? It's soul with wander the earth, never knowing rest.

No. 2589641

>>2589636
I did not know this. Body dysmorphia Alfred FTW.

No. 2589642

>>2589636
It's been so long since I watched or read Hetalia. Seeing USA and Canada being cute and having fun together filled by heart with love and happiness. Maybe I should rewatch the anime from the start for nostalgia's sake.

No. 2589645

What's up with people uploading 30 different stories to their whatsapp status? No one's watching that

No. 2589648

>>2589645
I didn't even know WhatsApp had statuses

No. 2589650

>>2589645
Its mostly boomers, my mom uploads a shit load of them and gets angry when i dont watch them.

No. 2589694

File: 1751584421616.jpeg (1.83 MB, 1125x1619, IMG_0092.jpeg)

>>2589642
The NA bros always make me happy and seeing their interactions is really cute. I recently reread the series and caught up with the anime and had a lot of fun, definitely recommend nona.

No. 2589715

Why is there some faggot trying to hack my Facebook account once a week? There's literally nothing important on it?

No. 2589719

>>2589650
Kek this is so true. I know a few boomer ladies and they all upload tons of statuses per day. It's usually bible verses and boomer music clips from tiktok.

No. 2589793

File: 1751588468740.jpg (7.56 KB, 299x168, 1000008176.jpg)

>>2589597
We need a final solution to the zoomer question

No. 2589803

>>2589597
I feel your pain, my sister.

No. 2589929

File: 1751592957028.mp4 (637.31 KB, 360x360, animal crossing tv.mp4)

i swear i'm not crazy but this bunny sounds like the noise when people are talking on a tv in animal crossing right?

No. 2589934

>>2589929
Wtf you are right

No. 2589938

>>2589929
Yeah, those are pretty typical bunny noises. Weird to hear them amplified like this kek

No. 2589944

>>2589622
not, it's not, it is the pretentious academic attitude that killed the western left movements in the West.

No. 2589967

File: 1751594843109.mp4 (5.84 MB, 576x1024, 5013009-d1094d2c7cade604ebae31…)

>>2589944
>why don't you know about my infinigenders allosexuality you dumbass poorfag hillbilly retard
>wtf, why don't people like us???

No. 2589971

>>2589597
I wonder if zoomies are going to feel that way about yuri on ice or my hero academia.

No. 2589980

>>2589971
they don't retain anything past two weeks. JJK was like the biggest most popular thing ever and everyone already forgot about it. Old shows still stick around but new ones fade away once the internet viral cycle ends

No. 2589985

File: 1751595766576.jpeg (8.01 KB, 183x276, images (3).jpeg)

BREAD is running my fucking LIFE. Fuck bread!!!!!!

No. 2589986

File: 1751595817346.png (428.5 KB, 980x552, 1734912793862.png)

>>2589422
compare this with gloria steinem, essentially the leading figure of liberal feminism. she ran one of the most popular women’s magazines and the feminist popular feminist magazine in the us and us and appeared regularly on major tv shows for interviews. and then there was bella Aazug, who actually went to the trouble of working with the US government to improve representation of women rather than just writing out revolutionary fantasy.

No. 2589997

>>2589422
What docu is this from? Please I need it

No. 2589998

File: 1751596358441.jpg (1.12 MB, 4032x3024, 1000023192.jpg)

Post weird, strange, or funny firework names

No. 2590142

File: 1751604410516.jpg (31.63 KB, 534x269, 1000016847.jpg)

Sometimes I read through the unpopular opinions thread as an exercise in self control. Its so hard not to argue with some of you dumbasses

No. 2590194

File: 1751607449886.jpeg (242.08 KB, 1170x1746, IMG_1200.jpeg)

>>2583483
I got an impressively bad score

No. 2590197

File: 1751607764140.jpg (56.95 KB, 1080x861, 1000024324.jpg)

>>2583483
I apparently know what Chinese people look like. my Korean vs Japanese was 50/50.

No. 2590224

>>2589980
I keep hearing about JJK online but mostly from Asian fans and it looks like many of these fans are too old to be zoomers.

No. 2590237

>>2590224
A lot of the younger JJK fans didn't even watch the show. they watched tiktok shorts from all the highlights of the fights. The show was perfect for that format because the worldbuilding is bland and all the characters are interchangeable cardboard cutouts.

No. 2590243

I just read the term skinbaby for the first time. As in, 'sadly my furbaby doesn't get along with my skinbaby'

Why am I so disturbed by skinbaby

No. 2590246

File: 1751612329890.gif (296.44 KB, 220x204, tanzen.gif)

It's friday and I'm getting a bunch of 2nd hand mangas delivered today I'm so excited

No. 2590254

>>2590243
what would you call those realistic baby dolls? rubberbaby?

No. 2590261

It's the 4th of July, time to post this. The demo version had a line with the 4th of July referenced.

No. 2590282

File: 1751616120886.gif (832.3 KB, 277x217, 39e519ea8ae07c5bd24329f802bf8e…)

>>2590261
HAPPY GACKT BASUDE

No. 2590284

File: 1751616456271.png (2.19 MB, 2072x1821, 1000004758.png)

Which one's your favourite

No. 2590286

>>2590282
His teeth look like minty fresh chiclets that I keep in my purse and pop in my mouth to freshen up, right before I do a presentation on the quarterly earnings at a Fortune 500.

No. 2590287

>>2590254
Nta but they're called reborn dolls

No. 2590290

>>2590284
Golden Albino and GFP

No. 2590296

File: 1751618316720.webp (112.42 KB, 1200x1200, 968AA594-569F-4C85-BF7C-B05744…)

>>2590284
wild is so pretty ♥

No. 2590298

>>2590284
I like the axanthic ones

No. 2590301

File: 1751619040955.jpg (21.49 KB, 484x633, 1000083898.jpg)

how many times would you have to fart for your underwear to accumulate enough fecal matter particles for it to be considered shitting yerself

No. 2590304

>>2590301
I once heard they did a study about whether or not farting caused measurable contamination in a lab environment. The result was that it only counted if you farted without clothes. Point being, underwear counts as an essential fart filter catcher.

No. 2590327

It’s 5:30am, I’ve been reading about ice harvesting and the 19th century ice trade for the past two hours

No. 2590334

part of me wants my tranny ex friend who bragged to me about his tooth decay to namedrop me in one of his vague posts. idk why but i just think it would be funny as shit.

No. 2590347

>>2590327
Do you have any recs? I love that shit.

No. 2590362

Today is a bed rotting day

No. 2590365

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can you get banned for sending too many reports?

No. 2590366

>>2590365
>>2590334
>Bragged about his tooth decay
What

No. 2590369

>>2590347
Just skimming the wiki articles and watching archival footage of harvest in the 20th century! Nothing too niche as far as ice harvesting goes kek

No. 2590403

>>2589997
here you go

No. 2590404

>>2589380
Where are child services when you need them.

No. 2590407

>>2590365
I asked something similar some years ago and an anon told me while she didn't get outright banned, she got a 1-minute ban with the message to chill out, but if I recall correctly, she also said to have reported every single post in a very long and dumb infight.

No. 2590425

>>2590365
It's only happened to me once in years. Bad day with anons responding to the most repetitive bait. Others kept pleading with em to stop responding already and just report that shit instead. Got a short ban and it felt like such an injustice att kek

No. 2590434

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I'm just going to accept having a somewhat historically inaccurate OC. Some hairstyles just aren't suited for everyone and that includes my donut steel, she looks a million times better with hair around the face and longer hair than those severe pulled back styles everyone's meemaw did back then

No. 2590445

The vibes are off today. It’s a Friday and the vibes are off. This is wrong.

No. 2590455

>>2590445
Everyone needs to take a day off and go back to sleep for 5 hours

No. 2590464

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>>2590455
but i just woke up nonna…

No. 2590468

>>2590445
Has anyone checked the moon? Whenever something is off it's usually that shit

No. 2590479

>>2590445
The vibes have been off for a whole year

No. 2590496

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>>2590445
not for me, im going to a con today

No. 2590497

>>2590468
it's daytime stupid how am i supposed to check the moon

No. 2590502

>>2590445
Likely because we got posted on the retard hub again.
https://desuarchive.org/_/search/text/lolcow%20farm/
https://archived.moe/_/search/text/lolcow%20farm/
https://archive.4plebs.org/_/search/text/lolcow%20farm/
Also the polish thread getting posted on /int/ and g's hot male thread on /lgbt/s faggot thread.

No. 2590598

>>2590502
>that many namedrops in june alone
rip

No. 2590610

I love when babies look at me in public and then I get to make weird faces at them

No. 2590617

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>>2590497
You don't have daytime moon? Weird

No. 2590622

I flipped through my sister's polaroid album and she has pictures of our dead father and her dead horse, as in the literal corpses. What the fuck who does that

No. 2590634

>>2590502
That's actually disappointing to see
>>2590622
You should locate a therapist and tell the therapist about what you saw, and then trick your sister into thinking you guys are gonna hang out or spend the day together, and instead take her to the therapist

No. 2590636

>>2590622
People who are dealing with a lot of emotions over loss might do things that are socially taboo. At my previous job I had to print photos a father took of his dead son's funeral service, it was open casket pictures

No. 2590637

I drink I have a thinking problem

No. 2590642

>>2590610
Kek one time I had to walk behind a woman with a baby peeking over her shoulder for a long stretch of road and I spent the whole time playing peekaboo with it. I probably looked deranged but it was so cute.

No. 2590647

>>2590617
I love daytime moons, it's like she's checking on us during the day

No. 2590680

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Episode 3 of my 24 part cold war series. Alright!

No. 2590716

>>2590637
I tawt I taw a puddytat

No. 2590923

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>>2590445
I'm sorry you're going through this. Me? I'm having a ball on my day off.

No. 2590929

>>2590617
fine you got me i don't go outside

No. 2590942

>>2590496
Have fun at AX you fucking weeb

No. 2590951

blud I cant wait until I finish this route. so fucking BORED

No. 2590958

Womanchild moment on my end but I finished 2 TMNT shows, 2003 and 2012, and watched the movie with Batman and everything. A friend told me a local burger joint has a collaboration with TMNT and now I'm gonna order the TMNT ooze burger meal for the toys and stickers. Absolute happiness.

No. 2590974

>Cute cringe
making outfits for your plushies and dolls, oshikatsu culture, that dandelion crayon girl
>Tism cringe
FNAF, Sonic, Minecraft, Welcome home, MLP, etc
>NSFL cringe
Adult babies, everything in the fetish thread

No. 2590985

Youtube kept recommending this "gyaru" playlist to me and I decided I'd listen to it because maybe it would fit this character I'm drawing for Art Fight, but omg. Normally, I'm pretty forgiving of baby zoomers and their 2000s obsession, but fuck. I was not a fashion and make-up loving Japanese teenage girl in the early 2000s, but I just don't think this is it.

No. 2591002

>>2590985
The soundtract seems pretty on track. A lot of the music is popular with Gyaru ParaPara dancing.

No. 2591005

>>2590985
>>2591002
Yeah only one that feels kiiinda out of place is the Luka song.

No. 2591055

>>2591002
This brings me back to the mid-2000's when someone from con staff managed to talk my gyaru friend into holding a parapara class on the big stage at a convention. I don't know how they did it, because she hates parapara, but somehow it ended up with half the con floor joining in while she was doing it with a giant frown kek

No. 2591068

>>2588774
I love hetalia. I love cultures. I love hetalia

No. 2591095

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JUST MADE BROWNIESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

No. 2591107

>>2589715
Why not let me in, then?

No. 2591139

>>2590365
>>2590407
>>2590425
I’ve heard of people getting banned for abusing the report button, but I always report multiple posts for infighting during an infight. Probably 20+ at a time. I wonder how many you would have to report to catch a ban for it? I also assumed it’s better to report all rule breaking posts since Farmhands don’t always have the time or energy to read reported posts for full context. I realize this isn’t helpful but I figured another datapoint would be appreciated.

No. 2591147

>>2591107
I need the private Facebook singing group

No. 2591148

>>2590958
Samefag, it tasted good actually and I got stickers and a toy of my favorite character, Raphael. So happy.

No. 2591183

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Tried to do mental math to calculate 110 - 18 and got 92. Turns out it's 97. I'm a complete lost cause, I fucking suck at math and I'm still trying to get a math heavy degree

No. 2591185

>>2591152
Every holiday is a good excuse to break your diet. I'm sure doing it today

No. 2591194

>>2590366
yeah he fuckin did that. his excuse was that he was too poor to afford dental as if insurance companies don't exist. he'd also brag about picking and eating his boogers.

No. 2591203

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>>2591183
Anon it's literally 92

No. 2591206

I used to love flying but after the spike in suicide by pilot cases by moids in the last decade i started being afraid of flying again, ugh. Wish steam ships were a thing again at least no retarded scrote can crash it straight into an iceberg.

No. 2591211

>>2591183
>>2591203
kek cute. Reminds me of friend who's also good at math but super insecure, work on that self steem nonny.

No. 2591212

>>2591183
gambatte, nona-chan

No. 2591229

no matter what I'm watching or reading, I'll always end up going for the tsunderes… it's terminal for me I'm afraid

No. 2591239

>>2591229
I thought I was past my cat boy phase until I watched a bit of miraculous ladybug. It was like I was 12 years old again

No. 2591241

>>2591229
>>2591239
Cute. Live your truths anons. I enjoy the "badass guy who is very macho and into fighting but deep inside is soft and caring" character archetype to this day.

No. 2591242

>>2591239
My sister forced me to watch the entire show and my biggest complaint is that fuckass boring Adrian can't just be his catboy alter ego the entire time

No. 2591244

>>2591229
>>2591239
>>2591241
These are all good archetypes. My type since childhood has always been the prickly smart ones, especially if they're vain and put-together.

No. 2591258

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I'm so excited to watch picrel later when it finally airs, I'm getting some nice snacks and I'll make my bed all cozy so it'll be special

No. 2591277

>>2591258
I miss being excited for seasonals

No. 2591279

>>2591258
I wish something like this existed but it was yuri instead

No. 2591289

>>2591258
I hope it’s good but I am keeping my expectations low. It feels like a story that works best in print and not animated, like a lot of horror. With the right director I’m sure it could be really good but I’m prepared to be disappointed kek

No. 2591294

>>2591277
Me too, it's been years since I watched a series as the episodes were released. I don't know when I'm going to feel this pumped again so I'm cherising it. Is it that you can't find anything you're interested in or are you burnt out?
>>2591279
That would be a gut-wrenching show and I'd love something like that. Houseki no kuni was the only thing I watched even remotely similar to the angst but I didn't like the ending much. I'd love more painful yuri because it hits too close to home that I get so invested

No. 2591297

>>2591289
Me too, it being a Netflix show has me very worried because I generally don't like anything they put out.
>It feels like a story that works best in print and not animated, like a lot of horror.
You're spot on there, I really enjoyed the artwork in the manga and even though the animation looks beautiful so far I'm concerned it will be lost in translation and won't feel the same

No. 2591307

TIL there are young people who call their irl friends "chat" to their faces and it has liberated me from ever feeling cringe towards myself again

No. 2591313

>>2591307
My childhood friend calls me "chat" sometimes because she is brainrotted from watching twitch constantly. The worst part is that she's 27

No. 2591320

>>2591313
i would respond as obnoxiously as possible if i were you she deserves to hear how pogchamp monkaS she sounds

No. 2591339

lc is slow as shiet today. I know because I’ve been refreshing different boards all day

No. 2591344

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Styled my hair different and i really like it but i also kinda look like a 2011 scene/emo kid. I guess thats not a bad thing…

No. 2591361

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>>2591307
zoomers are in their late 20s. They don't get the "its just because they are young" excuse anymore

No. 2591372

>>2591361
how old are you to be posting shitty xy soyjacks.

No. 2591377

>>2591339
we're too busy eating bbq sorry

No. 2591378

>>2591372
There's been so many wojaks and pepes recently I think we may have been posted somewhere. I know it's not unheard of to use them on IBs but so many in such a short time span is suspicious

No. 2591382

>>2591203
>>2591211
>>2591212
Kek thanks anons, but I can promise I'm not insecure for no reason. It's actually very rare for me to get a mental math answer right. That had like a 5% chance of happening. Anyway, the reason I thought I got it wrong is because I was actually calculating the total of my online shopping order. There's a bunch of deals and stuff that I didn't take into accoount

No. 2591385

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>>2591372
wojaks are 15 years old, older than you

No. 2591389

>>2591385
it's really easy to tell the difference between wojaks and the soyjacks getting posted by the incels from soyjackparty who can't seem to leave this site alone for some reason. Why don't you go hang around with your fellow dudes instead of us ''foids''. Its that mala parasitical nature and paranoia controlling behavior to have to constantly monitor and invade every female space.(scrotefoiling)

No. 2591394

>>2591389
They don't leave the site alone because anons like you consistently respond to them and give them attention instead of ignoring them and reporting them, but I can't even blame you because even if you report them, the board is unmoderated for 8+ hours per day so they just get away with it. Oh well.

No. 2591396

>>2591389
take your pills schizo

No. 2591402

>>2591394
this is like the first time i acknowledged them. Like a day or two ago someone posted one of those anti-feminist shitty soyjack memes with a naked womanjack and they didn't get banned for a day and when they got banned they only got a bait redtext.
Blaming farmers responding is so retarded, when we barely do, this site just has shit moderation.

No. 2591417

I'm thinking of ethnicmaxxing. Like dyeing my hair back to black brown and using fake tan just to pass more as mexican. Why not. I'm pasty but I still have that yellowish tint. Just as a social experiment.

No. 2591422

>>2591389
Because this website is full oh omgsisa

No. 2591426

>>2591417
…. and why would you do this especially at a time when ICE is running the streets?

>>2591422
huh?

No. 2591437

>>2591426
I'm half hispanic with a white person name and I live in a pretty liberal state so I feel like I'll be fine.

No. 2591470

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lady ga ga??

No. 2591504

True friendship is you two cackling to yourselves IRL on other sides of the planet at the expense of an unaware personal cow.

No. 2591533

I get autism vibes from Robin Seplut and I feel like he would have been venerated as the saint of cats like 400 years ago.

No. 2591550

One thing about not having any close friends is that I can lie and make shit up with no one to fact check me

No. 2591554

>>2591470
ariana dogde

No. 2591555

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>>2591550
What are anons getting out of stealing or making up stories? Only you know you lied anyways. Unless you convince yourself lying is okay, it will always feel gross and shitty after. And people can probably tell and don't want to be your friend for that reason. I don't even tell people things that sound unbelievable until they get to know me better anymore

No. 2591556

>>2591555
I can deny i ever slept with two fail males. I'll start that and see what else I fancy adding to the story of my life.

No. 2591559

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>>2591556
I would rather talk to the person who admits to sleeping with fail males, since that is relatable, instead of some crazy character. If you're protecting a moid's ego, then you're already aware you're part of the problem

No. 2591562

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I like this screencap from jewelpets, I relate to it a lot, just not right now

No. 2591565

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can you nonnies do this test and tell me your results? i think i am going deaf and i am too poor to find out with a real doctor
https://www.jabraenhance.com/survey?irgwc=1&utm_source=Soundly%2C%20Inc.&utm_medium=affiliate&utm_sharedid=&utm_campaign=1500044

No. 2591567

>>2591422
man there really are actual sharty users here… why cant you just stay on your autistic woahjack site? did the 4tran users ruin it?

No. 2591571

>>2591565
The first part of the test said I would need hearing aids (they didn't give options to say "no" so that was expected) but then I took the listening next with earphones in a quiet room with my volume all the way up and got this.
>Your hearing profile doesn't suggest a significant problem with your hearing.

No. 2591574

I was paid in pancit for bathing a dog that liked to be bathed. This is a good way to spend the 4th I think.

No. 2591575

They should pay me to make an anime, I'd make it about two good looking guys having angst and shooting stuff.
The female lead would be based off a mix between Samantha Carter from Stargate and Felicity Huffman.

No. 2591581

>>2591575
i'm going to need a little more than that if you expect an investment from me, nonna

No. 2591590

>>2591575
Make it a yaoi where the main lead is a woman who, like One Punch Man, is just the audience camera that experiences the lives around her and I'd invest money that isn't even mine.

No. 2591591

>>2591581
It'd take place in a Mad Max-ish sort of setting where the mc is a driver for an independent courier service, the ruins of the cities are filled with huge monsters that chase after vehicles and eat humans so he needs a guy on the gun after his childhood friend freaked out and froze during a job and was eaten and the other guy lost his shit and refused to go out again.
He happens upon the other ml who is a homeless street acrobat with a talent for knife throwing and a mysterious past while doing one of his performances. The mc at first is pretty cold and doesn't want to really talk to him much because he still is pretty fucked up from scraping parts of his friend off of his car but they eventually become good friends.
Basically think a racing car anime except instead of racing other cars they're running from monsters through mad max land.
Sorry if I didn't word it properly, tbh I'm a little drunk.

No. 2591592

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>>2591575
Sounds like Aoharu x Machinegun

No. 2591593

>>2591591
>mad max setting
Nasty.
>giant monsters who-
Tell me more. About the monsters.

No. 2591595

>>2591593
You have your own containment anon.

No. 2591596

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>>2591593
You don't like mad max nona, how come?

No. 2591597

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>>2591592
You’re telling me that’s not Persona?

No. 2591598

>>2591593
I wouldn't want them all to people shaped, rather I think their teeth would be the main focus. I'm imagining something similiar to how the zombies in 28 whatever later move, really gross and disgusting with spit. They'd get larger, instead of having the shounen mook it'd be different sort of monster types ig?
They'd also all run fast, smash into buildings, really call for race car/chase scene movement.

No. 2591600

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>>2591597
Thats very racist nonny.

No. 2591601

>>2591591
im liking it, huge potential. some concept art would help tho

>>2591593
>>2591595
>You have your own containment
KEk

No. 2591604

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No. 2591605

>>2591600
Only to glasses wearers, they should just get better eyes. (Would that be glassesism or glassesphobia?)

No. 2591606

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>>2591601
Sadly, I can't draw for shit. Fwiw the mc would sort of look like the gnome from Asura except taller, with tan skin and dark brown hair, maybe some facial scars I'm not sure, but his eyes would be bright as a bit of a visual focus, and suspenders while the acrobat guy would look like a mix between the snake from After God and Russia from Hetalia. I'm not so sure about what he's wearing, he seems like hed change clothes more often.

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>>2591565
I'm sorry. But this made me discover my hearing is stronger in my left ear.

No. 2591609

>>2591605
glasses are cute if you take an anime boys glasses away they become impaired and helpless and thats cute. I want to hide their glasses and see them try to find them like aimless hamsters.

No. 2591610

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the unstoppable desire to want to participate in cow fight versus my immovable laziness when it comes to drawing anything are battling in my mind right now.

No. 2591615

>>2591606
if im your angel investor i must insist all the men in your anime be sexy bishies but its shaping up good

No. 2591616

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>>2591610
Are you gonna draw my OC nonny?

No. 2591617

>>2591615
In my defense, suspenders are ridiculously sexy.

No. 2591633

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>>2591616
if he or she is cute enough then maaaaybe

No. 2591642

>>2591206
i luv trains, trains are the superior method of travel, the best part in all of the Telltale's The Walking Dead series is the part where they travel by train, i luv commuting to college by metro train, it makes me not want to learn how to drive, i'm willing to pursue a degree in an entirely different country if it means i get to be in a train for hours

No. 2591645

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>>2591642
>the best part in all of the Telltale's The Walking Dead series
What do you get out of this. The worst part of any recent adventure game is skipping through the cut scenes and that game is basically a semi-interactive cut scene

No. 2591646

>>2591645
what i get out of it is travelling by train

No. 2591647

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>>2591646
I have two recs hang on

No. 2591651

>>2591647
>>2591646
samefag, here you go anon. You will play these instead and they'll help make you unretarded from the telltale ones train & ticket

No. 2591736

Getting into DIY perfumery and I think it's funny how people assume "notes" = ingredients. I don't like, hate them, since I thought the same at first too but still

No. 2591746

>>2579859
i would replay tales over escape from monkey island any day tbh

No. 2591770

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Good morning nonnies, I’m trying to decide if I’ll stay up all day after staying up all night because of my meds. I hope you all have a lovely Saturday

No. 2591772

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Thinkin bout how much better my life would be if I had Wolverine knife claws and could stab people I don't like

No. 2591786

I live in a small town in an irrelevant country so I thought I'd never see a retarded Labubu in real life…until today. Damn.

No. 2591811

My cat ignores every kind of box. She will rub her teeth on the corners for a minute but then she won't touch it ever again. Do you think she's broken?

No. 2591816

>>2591736
"Ingredient" is another word a person uses to describe a part of a formula. Unless your perfume is made out of 1 thing, it has other "ingredients" that make up the "notes" anon

No. 2591977

I want nine lives like a cat, but I only have eight lives like a garden gnome.

No. 2591982

>>2591816
No what I meant was when people see a perfume has, say, jasmine and gardenia and plum musk and strawberry notes and immediately try to recreate it by hunting each and every one of those fragrance oils as ingredients and dumping them together, when in reality "strawberry, gardenia and jasmine" fall all under ethyl methyl phenyl glycidate or something

No. 2591989

>>2591982
Theoretically you would have to build a jasmine note from that, then you would have to build a strawberry note, then you would have to build a gardenia note - then combine them together and there is no way to know if they'll blend into mud. Since most people don't have years to sit around and mix chemicals, most DIYers like to use more essential oils than fragrance oils as the "star" of their concoctions, since they're stronger and tend to smell better. You only need a couple drops of jasmine absolute and it's made from real jasmine flowers

No. 2591991

>>2591989
Some chemicals alone actually smell like a bunch of shit mixed together, e.g. "milk lactone" smells milky and once dried, green and floral, or caramel mixed with strawberry is maltol isobutyrate

No. 2591992

>>2591991
Have you smelled "indole" yet? That was a fun surprise

No. 2592007

>>2591992
Yeah it smells like ass lol. I had a worse incident spilling a little bit of sulfurol and having the place smell like beef tho

No. 2592009

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I’ve been so depressed and irritated lately and I don’t know why exactly. I think it’s mainly because my period is coming up and it’s rained for five days straight. I’ve tried to calm myself down with working out inside and hot baths. Hopefully this will pass soon, I really hate being irrationally angry. Makes me feel bitchy. At least I have gacha games to play.

No. 2592018

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>>2592007
KEK well if you ever get extra cash, it's worth it to check out jasmine sambac absolute, it really can't be duplicated imo. Avoid the grandflorium, it smells like pee

No. 2592024

>>2592018
Yeah I was scrolling through this essential oil site and checked out the two jasmines and the consensus was sambac being the classic so I settled with that one

No. 2592036

why am i getting mosquito bites when i don't even go outside

No. 2592041

>>2592036
mosquitos evolved to be human hunters. they are looking for you by any means necessary

No. 2592049

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I WANT TO BUY MERCH!!!!!!! I WANT TO SPEND MONEY THAT I NEED TO SAVE!!!!!! I WANT TO WASTE MY PAYCHECK ON 50$ SHIPPING!!!! I WANT TO GROW OLD WITH NO RETIREMENT FUNDS AND A HOUSE FULL OF PLASTIC!!!!!!!

No. 2592068

>>2592049
Nona what fucking site is charging you 50 bucks for shipping?? Kek goodness

No. 2592099

>>2592068
can a nona not be a little dramatic in this day and age… yare yare

No. 2592120

>>2592068
Sounds like someone has never imported a large amount of goods from a shopping service before. Shipping can easily be $50+ if you're making a haul or buying something large.

No. 2592126

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>>2592049
same but every time i spend money i feel like picrel

No. 2592134

I want to do IVF (for obvious reasons) but are UVF babies even real people? I dont want to put someone (or something..) on this earth that isn't ensouled. Everytime I look at my child im gonna be thinking "are you real, or just the physical equivalent of a schizophrenic hallucination?"

No. 2592139

>>2592134
Holy shit, what an evil way of thinking. Why bother having babies at all then

No. 2592144

File: 1751740595400.jpg (42.06 KB, 686x386, hq720 (2).jpg)

>>2592134
There are some anons who think they look like frankenstein but irl I can't tell. I'm pretty sure I used to babysit ivf kids and they were really cute. The little girl used to do mike meyers impressions all the time

No. 2592148

>>2592134
I'm so confused about what reasons are supposed to be obvious

No. 2592149

>>2592134
9yo me would have def bullied IVF kids. It's better to adopt honestly, life's too shit to bring a kid into the world.

No. 2592151

File: 1751740857544.jpg (56.24 KB, 563x796, 1662498800737429.jpg)

>>2592134
>but are UVF babies even real people?
no, its an homunculus

No. 2592153

I don't usually drink caffeine anymore and today I had a cup of one of the coffee brands my city makes kek…was not expecting so much caffeine

No. 2592154

File: 1751740955302.png (229.26 KB, 580x720, Emblem_of_the_UVF.png)

>>2592151
>UVF
That's very rude to say about the irish anon

No. 2592155

>>2592134
I don't think so, if you weren't conceived naturally or your parents needed to involve a group of scientists to conceive you; you don't count as a baby. You're a science experiment at that point

No. 2592160

>>2592139
It's evil to question if lab fertilized people are real people? Wtf??? To be clear, if I had an IVF child I still would love it but there would be a little thought itching in the back of my mind of "is this basically a robot?"
>>2592148
The reason is my womb has a "no boys allowed" sign on it

No. 2592235

I think my cat farted on my foot. He laid down on top of it and then I felt a gust of wind

No. 2592308

I don't understand fashion. I wear the exact same types of clothes my mom wears so mostly blouses and straight legged pants. This type of clothing is suitable for my office job. So I basically look like my mom but with less wrinkles and recently I noticed that I kind of look middle aged but I don't know what to do against it. I don't want to get longer hair than shoulder length because it is curly and I just don't understand fashion. Most of it is inappropriate for my job or impractical for running errands. A decade ago everyone basically dressed the same they all wore the same type of skinny jeans with the same popular sneaker of the year. It was relatively easy to replicate. When I look at the women that are slightly younger than me they all dress as if they stole their dads jeans or adidas sweatpants and then paired it with a few random accessories like skinny scarves. Pls help

No. 2592315

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No. 2592316

>>2592134
I was friends with a girl at school conceived(?) via IVF and she was really pretty and skinny. She was also good at photography. It's more the quality of the sperm and egg. If the sperm is haggard from drinking a lot of alcohol and smoking it will not fertilise the egg well. Her parents were health nuts so she turned out well.

No. 2592319

>>2580035
>>2580033
fuck those are such nice shades of green. God please take me back to that era I wanna peep the green

No. 2592321

>>2592308
You need a vibe. You seem to have zero vibe. Please go on Pinterest

No. 2592362

File: 1751755353763.png (929.65 KB, 1148x838, ugh.png)

Every time I have to go outside and look at moids

No. 2592364

File: 1751755464206.jpg (85.45 KB, 900x571, 1000019331.jpg)

I only just found out what a cacomistle is, how could the world gatekeep such a precious creature from me

No. 2592373

I have a cute classmate who looks like Bo Burnham back when he was young and cute, of course. he's fucking hideous now kek

No. 2592374

>>2592315
based stacy

No. 2592380

>>2592364
I live on the east coast and only learned about them when I was in my mid 20’s kek. They’re the state mammal of Arizona!

No. 2592385

File: 1751757589205.jpeg (780.02 KB, 1125x1125, IMG_7963.jpeg)

>get banned just to read a nice message from a farmhand
I love you too farmhandchan…

No. 2592389

playing maplestory for 8+ hours today i love being terminally online

No. 2592397

File: 1751759233029.png (634.62 KB, 686x915, 1751091720085.png)

>>2592385
Never happened to me so you must be lying

No. 2592398

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>>2592397
You got me

No. 2592440

File: 1751763509304.png (820.21 KB, 640x640, 991199.png)

>>2592385
i don't believe you because why would a farmhand even be nice in a ban message the whole point is to scold you so that you can learn

No. 2592441

My little brother decided to pick up cooking so he comes and asks me how to make his favorite recipes and I supervise him in the kitchen until he can do it alone without my help. I feel proud. He made grilled chicken the other day and made some rice today and made extra for me to eat with some leftover stew I made.

No. 2592444

>>2592441
So cute, happy for you both nonna!

No. 2592449

my period keeps ragebaiting me. why did i spam insane vent posts on here feeling like my life is over just to wake up feeling fine

No. 2592470

>>2592449
literally me this morning. I was so angry and was making edgy ass posts complaining like a 16 year old on tumblr then I started getting crampy and was like oh. I’m just PMSing keeek

No. 2592473

I love my fujoyume life

No. 2592481

File: 1751766347191.png (230.27 KB, 464x463, toolvicarious.PNG)

>>2592473
I love that you love your fujoyume life
vicariously, I
will live through you shipping yourself with guys
much better you than I
(you all feel the same so
why can't we just admit it?)

No. 2592484

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>>2592440
what are you talking about every time i get banned the farmhands write me a three page long love letter talking about how i'm their favorite user on lolcor

No. 2592490

File: 1751767045324.png (123.45 KB, 498x498, carrot borger.png)

rate my dinner
>waffles with cheese and ham with black coffee
what did you have for dinner nonnies?

No. 2592492

>>2592490
7/10 because of black coffee and i had chipotle for dinner

No. 2592495

File: 1751767500092.jpg (127.69 KB, 500x333, 6a00d8341ef22f53ef01538df4f3bb…)

>>2592490
>waffles with ham and cheese
Hmm. I haven’t heard of non-sweet waffles before but I love ham and cheese
>black coffee
I drank black coffee this evening too. 8/10, I had white rice and dumplings for dinner hehe

No. 2592496

labewbew

No. 2592504

>>2592492
what do you have against black coffe
>>2592495
damn those empanadas look so nice

No. 2592508

>>2592495
>dumplings
why did you choose that pic then…

No. 2592520

>>2592508
Cause I googled deep fried dumplings and those looked like the little chicken dumplings I ate kek

No. 2592521

File: 1751768423824.png (135.67 KB, 283x297, sgj.PNG)

hot spicy shin bowl and a bowl of frosted mini wheats
it's been five hours I may eat the same thing again

No. 2592525

>>2592490
The coffee is fine but that combination is disgusting I'm sorry nonnie. Was it potato waffles or the sweet dessert kind? My dinner was a cheddar sandwich

No. 2592526

>>2592521
I love these but it gives me a tummy ache

No. 2592528

>>2592492
Oh hey I’m about to have a barbacoa bowl.

No. 2592530

File: 1751768977193.gif (179.84 KB, 962x613, animated-lots-wife-pillar-o.gi…)

>>2592521
I remember eating these all the time, the heat is very good but anon should have less sodium

No. 2592531

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>>2592525
have none of you ever tried these? salty sweet food is for the enlightened

No. 2592537

>>2592484
You’re all my favorite users, mwah

No. 2592539

>>2592520
thems is empanadas

No. 2592571

File: 1751775898840.gif (4.89 MB, 500x480, coffee.gif)

Well I guess it's time to make a petroleum-based hot beverage and finally get to work

No. 2592572

File: 1751776041861.webp (7.2 KB, 236x231, 1751647065552.webp)

>>2592571
Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars?

No. 2592574

I wish I could get pregnant without a moid. I don't want an IVF; I want parthenogenesis

No. 2592578

File: 1751776648035.png (42.29 KB, 1632x396, AI mode: at a loss .png)

I love when I ask google such a question that the AI bot cant even concoct an answer

No. 2592592

>>2592578
They are right? I would assume a lot of primates held in captivity are vaccinated, given how a strain of Ebola originated from primates in an American research lab

No. 2592600

File: 1751779021808.jpeg (18.62 KB, 225x225, seagull-life.jpeg)

Wishing a kind and swift death to all Seagulls. It's 6am who are you even squawking to?

No. 2592610

File: 1751780052046.mp4 (2.79 MB, 762x576, vocaloidjumpstyle.mp4)

i'm going to fucking kill everyone on earth i forgot i already had cat food and spent 15 minutes looking for it while my cat was starving. this fucking sucks and i can't even apologize to the little bastard without her understanding

No. 2592647

>>2592315
she's cute
>>2592385
one time i got called a retard and it made my heart flutter

No. 2592654

File: 1751784471780.webp (417.01 KB, 500x670, 580a5c631b0000522bef8960.webp)

what is up with the Asian hair streak? i'm not saying it's oFFeNsiVe, just curious why it's prevalent, because i'm watching Speed Racer(2008) and the semicute Asian dude's got red streaks in his hair too, or maybe these are just cherry-picked instances.

No. 2592657

>>2592654
Notice how they're all also alt and/or tomboyish.

No. 2592668

>>2592657
yeah, that's why im wondering if these are just cherry picked examples and these just happen to be all rebellious edgy characters and the easiest way to show that off is to add a bright streak of colour that contrasts with their jet black hair well, but i don't recall Mako Mori being an edgy character, and Juniper doesn't seem like that type of character, and Psylocke in XMen: The Last Stand doesn't resemble any other instance of the character. maybe movie makers just find jet black hair boring, but when japanese movies depict alternative/rebel characters, they usually have all of their hair coloured or do something different with the styling.

No. 2592672

>>2592668
Maybe it's "Asian kid from rich family rebelling against the parents' strict rules by going alt" kind of thing?

No. 2592674

>>2592668
samefag, i'd say the colour streak in Speed Racer is warranted, the entire movie is crazy colourful, even Speed's character has dyed blue black hair and Taejo is a hot headed character so red suits him perfectly kek.

No. 2592675

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No. 2592677

File: 1751787723381.gif (4.11 MB, 500x281, milkwaystars.GIF)

>>2592654
jade from the bratz movie should be added

No. 2592679

>>2592677
i think it shouldn't count but the singular clip on hair extension? kek, im thinking most live action movie instances of this are because the Asian actresses don't want to fry their real hair and compromise for clip-ins instead kekkk

No. 2592680

Drawing for the first time in a hot minute and I assume this is how a newborn foal feels taking its first, shaky steps

No. 2592695

>>2592654
asians are stereotyped as shy and uptight, this is to show they are a cool asian that can hack stuff and use kung fu to save the skatepark.

No. 2592700

>>2592695
Yeah, it's overcompensating to ensure the audience doesn't confuse the cool asian for a nerdy asian

No. 2592716

File: 1751794731991.png (652.23 KB, 1051x637, lipstick.png)

>>2592654
speaking of Speed Racer, kek at this look, she looks like she blew an orange highlighter KEKKKK

No. 2592766

Kangel is such a fugly looking name and I keep pronouncing it KANG-GULL.

No. 2592770

>>2592766
Me with Declan, I fucking hate that name. Never met anyone with it but it’s popular with new moms right now, so the chance of me punting a little Declan in the near future isn’t zero.

No. 2592776

My dad just messaged me about all these cheap bike parts he's getting off an app called temu and I should download it. I told him it's all shit but I don't think he cares. I feel like I'm in the first act of a Final Destination movie.

No. 2592779

>>2592766
How else do you pronounce it? Kane-gel? Still sounds dumb

No. 2592780

>>2592766
I always misread it as Kangle kek, I think in game if you select a comment that calls her that she gets depressed

No. 2592783

>>2592770
I hate Braxton, Ryder/Ryker, shit like that. Declan is too oversaturated and trendy but it doesn't sound like the kid will grow into a grunting, fat-necked cartoon bully like Braxton and Ryder/Ryker.

No. 2592784

One of the threads on this fucking site got me laughing to tears holy shit

No. 2592798

>>2592784
Well… share with the class nona.

No. 2592844

>>2592155
I have a friend that's apparently an IVF baby and that's what we joke about, too.

No. 2592857

File: 1751812577240.jpeg (582.51 KB, 1125x2174, IMG_0126.jpeg)

I can’t believe they’re talking about cuckqueaning and yumes in the New York Times. What the hell

No. 2592917

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even scrolling thru the advice threads make my head want to explode. good luck gals but i cant go back there

No. 2592961

It took me 3 hours to finish a 20 minute video I was actually invested in because I kept falling asleep from sleep deprivation

No. 2592966

File: 1751821928875.jpg (121.59 KB, 1200x630, 1000005119.jpg)

I was thinking and what if you went to a river every day, and a bird appears. eventually you start feeding it, and every day the bird shows up, just you and the bird, sometimes the bird even comes before you, waiting. but one day, the bird isn't there. you wait and wait, forgetting about the bird. until you see it again, but this time its got little birdlings with it, a family. idk just something sweet I thought about.

No. 2592968

>>2592966
This happened to me irl, I saw a bird trying to nest in a bad spot so I made some changes so it was safer. And she built a nest there and had babies and I got to watch them grow up, it was seriously amazing. I loved talking to her every day. I feel bittersweet every time I look at the empty nest now.

No. 2592969

>>2592917
Do anons give bad advice or something

No. 2592971

File: 1751822384161.jpg (912 KB, 5712x4284, IMG_9352.jpg)

>>2592969
nta but far too many nonnas are basement dwellers and/or children with little life experience so they're bound to give shitty advice

No. 2592973

>>2592971
I still value you guys's advice cause I dont really have other women to confide in… if farmers ruin my life then… oh well! KEK

No. 2592982

>>2592968
this is so sweet aw

No. 2592986

>>2592961
that's how i missed de/g/en college wrestling watch party night, had an hour before it would start and i thought i would take a tiny nap and then ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

No. 2592993

File: 1751824563348.gif (2.97 MB, 480x480, 1000005419.gif)

pet scrote is makin chicken marsala tonight

No. 2593028

I'm re-downloading the sims 4 and I just realized I'm going to have to re-download all the cc and mods that make the game good and I legitimately felt sick to my stomach. I will persevere.

No. 2593058

File: 1751827756776.png (9.85 MB, 2992x1493, Screenshot_1.png)

>>2592966
>but one day, the bird isn't there. you wait and wait, forgetting about the bird. until you see it again, but this time its got little birdlings with it, a family. idk just something sweet I thought about.

No. 2593092

File: 1751830240412.gif (5.96 MB, 480x360, 1000025816.gif)

Whenever jannies redtext 'this is an imageboard' I think of this skit from All That.
Yes, I am very old.

No. 2593093

File: 1751830366534.jpg (46.5 KB, 640x471, isntthatrightmrbigglesworth.jp…)

I'm not feeling too over-stimulated for work or like mindlessly scrolling lc? What a bizarre day

No. 2593103

Everytime I remember that toilet water gets recycled into drinking water, my day gets fucking ruined. Ive probably drank poopy water.

No. 2593106

>>2593103
and yet you survived

No. 2593110

File: 1751831656887.jpg (82.82 KB, 1123x610, 0862.jpg)

can someone shame me into brushing my teeth
i've been trying to muster up the energy to for weeks

No. 2593112

>>2593103
The poop particles strengthen you.

No. 2593113

>>2593110
Take responsibility for your own life and wellbeing instead of expecting strangers to care about you.

No. 2593114

File: 1751831820585.png (87.4 KB, 500x408, pop-team-epic-gun.png)

I swear if Youtube gives my one more ad for the bank I'm with or some other irrelevant shite I'm going back to spending my free time with my opioid husbando. I just wanna watch Goralliaz, kindly fuck off and die.

No. 2593117

>>2593110
Nobody wants to because if we get too close we have to smell your breath and the plaque that's building on your teeth

No. 2593123

>>2593113
it's not so much that i want any of you to care about me, it's just that cruelty is the only thing that drives me in times like this. i'm sure there's a psychoanalysis opportunity there somewhere

No. 2593124

File: 1751832265089.jpeg (2.07 KB, 200x155, 1628670458807.jpeg)

>>2593110
Brush your teeth nona that's disgusting wtf..

No. 2593127

>>2593110
I have a better tactic. Scaring you into it. I neglected my teeth for months until I got extreme pain and swallowing in my gums that spread to my skull. Yes you read that right. My skull. Front and back. Jaw. Neck. Everything hurt. Unable to either eat or sleep. Went to the hospital and they told me I have extremely deep cavities that need a root canal treatment. Literally made me fear and hate the dentist because of all the crazy procedures they did and how long it took, i.e. days, and they lit my mouth on fire for the last session. Insane shit. I don't recommend.

No. 2593131

>>2593110
I used to be so severely depressed in my late teens that at some point I stopped brushing my teeth for nearly a year (went homeless), besides the plaque buildup that was exceedingly painful to remove, nothing happened, but I noticed my gum had noticeably recessed, apparently your teeth can even fall out from the damage eventually

No. 2593135

>>2593110
Nonna you should find ways to make teeth brushing more pleasant and easy for you. I was in a similar boat, disliked oral hygiene even as a kid and after years of depression where I didn't give a shit about anything, it only got worse.

What helped was switching to a toothpaste flavor I like (fucking hate mint both in taste and smell), connecting brushing teeth to other habits and getting an electric toothbrush with a timer. The later was surprisingly cheap considering how huge of a help it was. Once you got into the habit of brushing daily, you can escalate it into more things like tongue scraping, flossing, mouthwash/oilpulling etc. Just take it slow and don't be too hard on yourself.

No. 2593137

>>2593114
use ublock origin nona

No. 2593138

>>2593110
Nona please brush at least once a day, ideally twice. I wasn't allowed a toothbrush as a child/teen (weird punishment) and the damage is lifelong, I wouldn't want you to have to suffer through this. It gets much easier to do once the habit is established, it won't take much energy at all.

No. 2593141

>>2593127
Nta but I hope you're alright now. It's really scary, teeth problems like simple inflammation can even mess with our brain or cause strokes.

No. 2593149

>>2593137
UBlock works for most things but anything with music it just bounces back to the homepage

No. 2593150

>>2593123
I don't mean to be rude by the way anon. I also had problems with brushing my teeth consistently. Everything becomes easier when you realize that you have the ultimate power. All love.

No. 2593156

>>2592798
Things You Are Ashamed You Laughed At
Looking at the older posts like the one where one nona got redtexted or the chicken nugget one

No. 2593161

>>2593110
Don't forget to floss! And when you floss, smell the string. It's gonna smell like shit and that's what you gotta remember you let sit on your teeth every day when you don't practice oral hygiene.

No. 2593174

File: 1751836259364.jpg (40.51 KB, 526x357, 67cd5efd4db3b7cbf1df534db488b9…)

>>2593103
Anon, everything is poop when you think about it.

No. 2593180

File: 1751836574882.gif (140.21 KB, 220x165, spunchbob.gif)

finally went and gave my teeth a good brush and floss. my gums are fucked but i'm sure they'll get better with regular brushing, kek. i'll brush again tonight and twice a day moving forward. thank you everyone!

No. 2593182

File: 1751836705468.jpg (80.4 KB, 920x1200, adidas-miku.jpg)

>>2593174
Poop is carbon, as humans we're all pretty much carbon. Organic chem be like that. We're really just different degrees of poop

No. 2593184

I can't help but laugh whenever you google for a historical or somewhat notable figure from Japanese history you now just get pictures of anime bishies. Soft power's karma I guess

No. 2593188

>>2593180
Nice, keep up the good work and your gums and teeth will get better soon!

No. 2593189

File: 1751837728898.png (167.08 KB, 555x693, 1000022191.png)

I found a transvestigation handbook

No. 2593191

>>2593189
keeeeek where did you find it

No. 2593192

>>2592966
I’d be a lemming on the planet you’re god of.

No. 2593195

>>2593189
please post it, let me guess it was written by a moid? its funny how women cant clock trannies from their socialization alone but moids need a whole handbook. Reminds me of kiwitard moids not realizing that 6foot tall ginger war vet scrote that made gun videos while wearing a bikini was a tranny, meanwhile nonnies clocked him from his male autism alone.

No. 2593217

File: 1751840732030.jpg (106.81 KB, 1080x607, 1000034253.jpg)

It's time for my meds!

No. 2593218

File: 1751841257907.jpeg (28.31 KB, 531x567, Duspatalin Retard6001PPS0.jpeg)


No. 2593226

File: 1751841775393.jpg (51.7 KB, 680x680, d29.jpg)

the only time this meme wasn't ass

No. 2593242

File: 1751842425049.jpg (394.43 KB, 1280x989, monster.jpg)

>>2593226
Kek this reminds me of a collection of art I was obsessed with years ago that showed supernaturals as college students

No. 2593243

File: 1751842453388.jpg (354.01 KB, 1280x989, tumblr_nzgvv6bOci1rapo6do5_128…)

>>2593242
samefag

No. 2593257

File: 1751843250471.png (418.81 KB, 960x943, l8wzaqhah6s41.png)

i hate rabbit meat so FUCKING much all it does is be dry and chewy and get stuck in my teeth. they weren't made to be eaten but my family insists we breed them

No. 2593259

I doordashed cookies and cheese can I call myself a fatty now

No. 2593261

>>2593259
Are you eating them together?

No. 2593263

>>2593261
It's a possibility

No. 2593270

>>2593263
You'd get the honorary fatty-chan label if you eat them together, but having one of them now and having the other another time is fine

No. 2593276

>>2592592
I think they have to be because gorillas are super susceptible to regular human diseases too

No. 2593277

>>2592600
They’re talking to each other nonny! kek

No. 2593278

>>2593259
I’m glad i already had cookies and cheese in my kitchen cause this post made me want some too

No. 2593288

>>2593278
What type of cookies and cheese nona

No. 2593297

File: 1751845606495.jpg (42.81 KB, 600x443, DaWohyMWAAAk-C-.jpg)

Playing uma musume is making me want to go to the horse races irl and bet on horses.

No. 2593303

>>2593297
exquisite.

No. 2593309

>>2593288
Chocolate chip cookies and gouda cheese!! I wonder what types of cookies and cheese OP doordashed

No. 2593357

>>2593309
Both are great!! I love smoked Gouda it’s one of my favorite cheeses

No. 2593362

>>2593297
This art style looks familiar

No. 2593369

File: 1751852351082.png (1.58 MB, 1371x2048, horse game.png)

>>2593362
its from that bolivian loud house faggot jcm2

No. 2593374

>>2593309
I'm door dash op and I got brie cheese and butter cookies ♥ your cookies and cheese sound delicious anon

No. 2593375

File: 1751852567399.jpg (19.16 KB, 393x450, P0000014666S0007T2.jpg)

>>2593297
I feel you nonny. I see characters betting on horse races all the time in the older animus and movies that I watch so I've really wanted to check out a horse race at least once in my life. I don't think they're very popular in my area though sadly

Also unrelated but I'm looking at pictures of porcelain carousel horse sculptures and they're so pretty omg

No. 2593378

>>2593375
They are really popular in my country i think i went to see a race horse when i was younger. Also that doll is beautiful the aesthetic of carousel horses are underrated.

No. 2593383

File: 1751853059827.jpeg (1.21 MB, 1064x1319, IMG_0131.jpeg)

>>2593375
I like looking at vintage and antique carousel figures. I saw an unfinished one in rough shape at a flea market years ago and almost bought it to restore.

No. 2593386

File: 1751853182185.jpeg (1.89 MB, 1125x1470, IMG_0132.jpeg)

>>2593383
Samefag, look at this guy’s face it’s so charming to me kek

No. 2593398

have you ever wondered if the mods and admin have like specific anons they keep up with? like certain post histories they watch or IP addresses they regularly check on even if they’re not banning them?

No. 2593400

>>2593398
they have to, right? I know I would be GLUED to the confession thread if I was a mod

No. 2593403

>>2593398
Probably. It’s a site founded on following, documenting, and discussing eccentric people online that attracts many of the same type. It would be silly to assume otherwise imo

No. 2593404

>>2593141
I got the same issue in the tooth right beside it, both molars, and I finished the treatments of 3 out of 4 canals. Last canal needs a specialized dentist and is extremely expensive. I don't have the money nor the time for this one last appointment unfortunately. It's not as painful or bad though. Just occasional shallow ache thankfully. I applied to a bunch of jobs and I'm waiting to hear back and finally start working and get some money to finish this.

No. 2593406

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>>2593383
I bought this book about carousel animals for reference because it has a lot of photos. It's such a niche interest but there's so much effort put into the carvings

No. 2593410

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>>2593406
Thank you for sharing that book nona! I love stuff like this and have never met anyone else who is interested in it. I hope one day, after owning a home, I get to own a carousel figure too

No. 2593414

>>2593410
If you do they're a great decoration, in my hometown a person with a big pink colonial house had a carousel horse on their entryway

No. 2593449

>>2593406
I love this! wish it was on z library

No. 2593522

I've got cloth moths and they don't really bother me but I can't figure out where they are coming from and sometimes they land on my face.. never my arm but always on my face when I'm laying down. keep in mind this has happened maybe 3 times in the last month and a half and I only see 2-3 if I'm really looking but why MY face? and why do my cats not eat them? very odd. very strange. not too sure. might just throw away all my clothes and stuffies idk.

No. 2593525

My parents raised me with their hand-me-downs so all of my childhood books were shit from the 1930s furthest. Sometimes I wanna hunt them down just for nostalgia but they're impossible to find now

No. 2593526

>>2593522
Clothes moths get their vitamins from eating your salty dried sweat and they can smell your eyes.

No. 2593541

I wish my body was made of pure steel muscle while looking still like myself currently. I'd be a hidden weapon

No. 2593566

I'm such a retard. Wanted to take my iron supplements but I just had yogurt so I wanted to wait for an hour before I do it. Then I saw my sister making tea and I asked for a cup. When I walked into my room, I was greeted by the iron supplements on my nightstand waiting for me to take them. Now I'll have to wait for another hour or so for the tea effects to wear off before I take the pills.

No. 2593571

>>2593526
>they can smell your eyes
That's fucking terrifying

No. 2593627

File: 1751871698050.jpg (31.62 KB, 975x314, the ancient texts.jpg)

we need to bring back this energy in fandom

No. 2593631

>>2593627
It wouldn't be genuine, tourists are everywhere

No. 2593641

>>2593566
What sort of tea was it that you have to wait with the supplements?

No. 2593644

>>2593641
nta, but any tea with caffeine like black or green tea I imagine. Like iirc caffeine makes calcium less absorbable?

No. 2593652

Just finished reading a manga I started a day or two ago and now I actually have to do all the work I was putting off

No. 2593660

File: 1751873086477.jpg (56.93 KB, 735x641, 1000034477.jpg)

Kokkuri san was my one and only husbando until i forgot about him and i want to rewatch the anime but what if its weird… im going to feel like a dumbass with shit taste

No. 2593672

>>2593641
Black tea has some compound in it that prohibits iron absorption.

No. 2593675

>>2593660
embrace the cringe feeling nonna, I’ve been there before

No. 2593718

>>2593660
It's like seeing your ex pass by 10 years after the breakup.

No. 2593769

>>2593644
>>2593672
Damn what? I constantly drink coffe so my body can never absorb iron when I eat stuff? Or is this only about supplements?

No. 2593771

>>2593769
Coffee can inhibit iron absorption but if you eat healthy you’re probably fine. I assume that other anon has to be careful because she is low in iron and is attempting to treat it, thus the conscientiousness around the tea.

No. 2593777

>>2593769
It's tea specifically and it inhibits plant source iron absorption. Supplements are a plant source type so that's why dairy and tea get in the way. If it's from an animal soucre, i.e. meat, you're fine.
>>2593771
Yeah this. Period ended and I lost lots of blood so I'm super dizzy and tired with insane brainfog.

No. 2593780

>>2593777
Anemia is the worst, I feel like whenever you complain about it too no one really takes it seriously. Hope you feel better soon nonny. Enjoy your tea when you can have some

No. 2593799

>>2593780
Yeah it got so bad I needed to go to the hospital because of some insane painful headaches and too much sleep. Turns out I was extremely low on iron and I needed iron IVs. I did feel better after all my sessions but it takes 3-4 weeks to see proper full results, and my period coming after the treatments is the last thing I needed so I'm taking supplements to balance things out following my GP's advice. Thanks, I only have tea on breakfast and rarely have it for the rest of the day so I don't wreck my health lol.

No. 2593865

>>2593114
install ublock origin and sponsorblock, you'll thank me later.

Also DF tube (Distraction Free) is a really good extension, you can turn off all recomendations and even the comments.

No. 2593870

What's the worst thing you'd do if you were a billionaire? Because let's face it 99% of us would develop a personality change

No. 2593880

>>2593870
best thing - buy prettyboys, worst thing - abandon my family

No. 2593886

>>2593870
Get too many dogs. Maybe get a little fat. Maybe even fund the development of husbando bots.

No. 2593887

>>2593870
Pay a bunch of goons to gangstalk people i don't like

No. 2593895

>>2593870
I'd legally extort people I don't like by starting legal proceedings against them so they get bankrupt trying to pay for defence. And what >>2593886 said about husbandos

No. 2593898

>>2593870
I'd purchase 100 acres of forest, build myself a cabin near a lake and disappear

No. 2593905

>>2593870
I would fund a massive propaganda campaign to cause civil war in Spain.

No. 2593909

>>2593870
I'd buy a social media company and start flooding all algorithm-based social media with content to support my political agenda. I'd also whale in shitty games that don't deserve money just because I could, hence perpetuating the cycle of shit games.

No. 2593947

>>2593905
Nona that is very specific. What do you know?

No. 2593956

File: 1751896779215.png (669.83 KB, 624x683, 1000004859.png)

Not a thought…

No. 2593963

I find those fandom wiki "aliases" sections so funny because it's always a list like
>The Crimson Blade
>Destroyer of Souls
>Lord of the South
>Bitch (by little sister chapter 3)
>Ding dong (by little sister chapter 5)
>Idiot (by John Doe)
The fact that they're all taken equally as seriously and noteworthy gives me a chuckle

No. 2594136

Psychosis is wild. Despite having no drugs in my system whatsoever, the hallucinations are so confusing. Reality fades before me as it enters my vision, but it's just a passage of time I'm not actively witnessing. Teleportation might as well be real. It's like I'm living out one of those super creepy AI animations where things warp in and out of your field of vision right before your eyes, but in a smooth transition that seems completely normal. I genuinely do not know why someone would want to trigger this consciously, intentionally.
Kinda want to be normal instead.

No. 2594139

>>2594136
Please go to a doctor

No. 2594150

>>2592315
i kinda want this shirt but i worry how people (men) might react if they see me out and about wearing it. it would be funny if they just seethed, but if they try to actually get physical i would be so fucked kek

No. 2594185

>>2594150
you will attract a bunch of redditors asking you to be their "dommy mommy" .

No. 2594255

File: 1751917488684.png (17.19 MB, 4756x3480, queen shit.png)

>I just clocked a tranny on reddit based on his username and the hair color of his avatar
Weird how easy it is to spot them once you stop ignoring your gut instinct

No. 2594256

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I’m so tired of existing

No. 2594259

>>2594255
That's pattern recognition, baby

No. 2594270

>>2593870
I would shit on every single person who wronged me since I wouldn't have to worry about burning bridges, and then I'd hide away in a bunker while I spent the rest of my life peacefully watching movies and reading/writing fanfic

No. 2594272

Womens suffrage has only made my life harder. Now I have to work on my period breathing through my fucking cramps all day long.

No. 2594314

File: 1751920139299.jpg (27.97 KB, 466x466, ackshuyally.jpg)

>>2594272
Sorry to "um ackshuyally" but even without it you'd still probably work just in a field, factory, or farm instead

No. 2594319

>>2594314
You don't have to work if your nigel wants you to stay home though teehee

No. 2594324

Hi nonnas

No. 2594325

>>2594319
No one cares that you’re a personal onahole

No. 2594335

>>2593870
I'd have a lot of private property, get off my lawn lol

No. 2594337

>>2594325
Gasp how dare you!

No. 2594339

>>2594319
If we're still talking about pre-suffrage times, it depends on if you or your nigel were wealthy or not

No. 2594359

I wish this fictional character wasn't gay but now I have to self-insert into his most popular ship or otherwise genderbend it. This is the stupidest post I've ever written

No. 2594376

File: 1751923543911.png (248.94 KB, 1474x1100, 1000022363.png)

imagine thinking ugly scrotes will ever take the hint, give them an inch and they'll stalk you for years

No. 2594381

They're Considering putting me To Death for the Things I've done and Can't Undo

No. 2594382

>>2593870
I would have a human clone made of my dead brother from the strand of hair the funeral director gave me and keep him locked in my basement as a pet so he can never kill himself ever again

No. 2594384

File: 1751923904080.webp (32.65 KB, 450x450, shopping.webp)

>>2594382
And then I would hug him every single night like we used to as kids when I was sad and I'd read him this book until he fell asleep in his enclosure. and then when he fell asleep I would kiss him goodnight

No. 2594387

>>2594382
To be honest I deserve to die. for not saving him

No. 2594390

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>>2594382
inb4 >all scrotes should die
he was the kindest, gentlest, sweetest, nicest person who ever lived which is probably why he felt he couldn't live in this world anymore. (He was like Ned Flanders)

No. 2594394

>>2594384
I'm sorry for your loss, anon. Sending you a virtual hug ♥

No. 2594397

For the first time in years I got my period and it doesn't hurt like hell. It's so crazy to imagine that this is how it is supposed to feel usually.

No. 2594399

>>2594382
>>2594384
Ok now I'm crying. I'm really sorry for your loss nonny.

No. 2594400

>>2594397
Wait…our periods aren't supposed to be painful?

No. 2594405

>>2594390
My older cousin was like this. We had a conversation when I was 15 and he was genuinely upset about young women having to shave their legs and how constricting beauty standards are. Not in a fake way either, but I was a dissociated troon-to-be at the time so I just thought it was weird. He also warned me about using and dealing drugs

He's alive but now he's the pot dealer slash opiate addict he warned me about. It's genuinely kind of sad to know an empathic male. They often don't manage life very well. I'm sorry about your brother nonna.

No. 2594428

>>2594397
I've always wondered if having painless periods means i am broken or something.

No. 2594431

>>2593870
would buy all the airlines and ban moids from being pilots purely out of spite from being too poor to afford to become a pilot and seeing shitty scrotes commit suicide by pilot so many times

No. 2594434

>>2594428
mine are painless but at the cost of insanely heavy flow. can't win

No. 2594439

Everyone’s been talking about bieber on literally every single platform for the last two weeks (including here too) and I just went outside and street performers were singing J Biebs KEK, he’s following me around everywhere I go!!

No. 2594441

It’s not my fault that I have a heavy flow and a wide set vagina

No. 2594457

I wonder if there's anyone in California doing the slutty Midwestern incest attic baby aesthetic dreaming about living in some crack shack in Michigan.

No. 2594458

>>2593870
>Become a sugar mommy
>Fund several female only versions of the Whittier
>Develop the ultimate suicide pill
>Buy websites I don't like and then delete them
>Gangstalk and doxx people I don't like

No. 2594459

>>2594457
that's everyone in socal

No. 2594460

>>2594458
That's like a Lady Marcellus Wallace type of vibe keekk

No. 2594461

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No. 2594462

>>2594259
You just reminded me that I thought “pattern noticer” was a funny way to refer to autism, not about being racist. I still think it should be about autism.

No. 2594463

>>2594462
i thought it was a schizo thing tbh

No. 2594467

>>2594463
Apparently it’s about crime statistics and race or something like that. I wish it was about normal stuff like how morbidly obese people love the Nightmare Before Christmas.

No. 2594468

finally going to mail out my father's day package thats been sitting in my living room since the end of may. its literally just 5 packages of jiffy pop in foam sleeves since my dad says he cant buy any where they live now

No. 2594498

>>2594139
How do you think I know it's specifically psychosis.

No. 2594512

Proposal:
I and some nonnies create a twitter account for a fake troon (I can't do it all by myself because I think I will gnaw my own foot off if I have to pretend to be a tranny for extended periods of time), create a sob story and grift go fund me money. Any takers?

No. 2594513

>>2594512
Hm, sounds enticing. How would we believably convince them that we're a troon though? Would we just post AI generated tranny selfies keek

No. 2594518

>>2594513
Can't post selfies bc evil troonphobic family will murder us to death if they find out. We can take pics of our legs with programmer socks propped up against a hoard of fastfood trash and enlarge feet via photoshop.

No. 2594522

>>2594518
Oooh! Good thinking nonners! Post some legs with socks from amazon and add some retarded funko pops and lights to the background, a lot of idiots would probably fall for that

No. 2594528

>>2594512
I can provide pictures of my TIM brother for this service

No. 2594537

>>2594522
>>2594528
We'll need a storyline to really sell it, and to interact with other trannies on shitter and bsky. Maybe join some egg discords.

No. 2594540

>>2594537
Easy. He lives in Florida with his parents and it isn’t safe for him to be his true self. They found his programmer socks and are threatening him to get a job. He needs help to get out of Florida and move to his polycule in Portland. We’ll have to make some accounts for the polycule but that adds validity and additional avenues for grifting.

No. 2594548

>>2594540
I'm so in. How do we get this ball rolling?

No. 2594559

>>2594540
If it's possible I kinda want the larp to include the info that the troon has an older and more successful terf sister that he occasionally seethes over. I think it could garner some additional sympathy from people kek

No. 2594561

>>2594359
Like he's canonically gay? You can always try finding POV fan art or something. Maybe they draw POV fan art from his bf's POV but you can imagine it's you.

No. 2594562

>>2594540
Shouldn't the accounts have different join dates to make it more believable?

No. 2594565

>>2594382
>>2594384
>>2594387
Don't feel that way please. It wasn't your fault. Sorry for your loss. I hope you're doing better now.

No. 2594569

>>2594400
>>2594428
Nta, afaik painful periods are a sign of messed up hormones and can be fixed with proper dieting, supplementing if needed, exercise and sleep but if it's more extreme you may need medical help. I have obviously disrupted hormones with high testosterone evident from my beard, mustache and long chin hair but it could also be ethnicity at play since I'm MENA or something and it's not bad enough for me to think it's POCUS, hopefully. But there are signs, very constant ones, before my period comes and the worse my lifestyle is, the earlier the signs are and the more painful the period is when it starts. Still didn't have the chance to fix it kr test my hormones though because I'm too broke.

No. 2594571

>>2594559
>older and more successful TERF sister
Should we make him skinwalk her too or is that too horrifying? There could be an egg cracking moment where he saw her dirty laundry and stole it to wear. Maybe because of his autism his only friends were his older sister’s friends growing up. Now he needs to go to Portland to live out the totally real and not fetishistic girl’s childhood that was taken from him.

No. 2594577

>>2594571
I think that would be very relatable to other trannies. Add some euphoric posts about wearing her clothes and you'll bring a tear to hons' eyes as they reminisce about skinwalking their wives/sisters/mothers.

No. 2594606

>>2594559
The cherry on top! kek

No. 2594609

I have legitimately never even had a cold since I was 10. I've actually forgotten what being sick feels like and I kind of want to make myself sick on purpose just to remember the experience

No. 2594610

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No. 2594632

I hate how whenever I get angry everyone treats me like I’m being irrational and is just like “ugh stop it”. No. I am not going to stop it. If I order ranch with my chicken, and open my fast food bag to see that the ranch has got all over my chicken and fries because the ranch container had a massive hole in the bottom, I’m going to get fucking mad. I pay $15 for fucking nothing.

No. 2594645

File: 1751940874227.jpg (48.83 KB, 736x559, download (69).jpg)

I freed myself from the shackles of doordash and uninstalled the app. Every time I get hungry, I go scrolling on the app to see what kind of deals they have. I've wasted so much money and every time I realize I don't even like fast food that much.

No. 2594671

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trying to decide on if i'll be a fatty chan and eat some ice cream or if i should just go to sleep. decisions decisions

No. 2594676

File: 1751943945908.webp (75.1 KB, 750x1000, 42207792-6D17-45B9-996D-B15417…)

HELP ME WHAT THE FUCK DID I EAT

No. 2594681

File: 1751944407270.gif (298.7 KB, 245x192, 1000083491.gif)

>>2594676
Awuuwauwuh haaubwaaa wuuubuuu abwauhhhhh

You ate

Gone off rice.

No. 2594697

>>2594671
sleep will always be more important

No. 2594698

>>2593870
Realistically I would probably get involved in politics. Not directly but in the same way the Koch Brothers did. All the causes I would support and fund would be women focused like how JKR does it.
I would also make sure this website would never go under because there is no place else for me to shitpost. Like if that guy who owns 4chan actually gave a shit sorta. I don’t want to be a farmhand or admin, I just want to fund it.

On the positive side I would make sure my mom is comfortable and renovate her home to be more accessible since she’s going blind. I would also take her somewhere fancy before she completely loses her sight so she has memories before it’s completely gone.

No. 2594730

File: 1751948466084.png (410.38 KB, 790x538, hmmm.png)

>listening to red scare and they start bullying picrel

ladies, please stop. he's just a little itty bitty adult boy with a lickle penis wenis

No. 2594748

>>2594730
looks like an italian fag i know

No. 2594884

I spent 50 bucks on cat toys just for my cat to play with a potato instead.

No. 2594919

>>2594884
Random ass choice. Why a potato exactly kek. This made me laugh genuinely.

No. 2594923

File: 1751973937247.jpg (32.53 KB, 736x736, fb79c045efdb357430486acad52fca…)

why do i keep getting a heart beat that more "intense"/heavier/whatever in between normal heart beats in the rhythm, are these what they call heart palpitations?

No. 2594927

>>2594671
Just one spoonful, then off to bed

No. 2594938

>>2594919
he likes beating up things and i guess the potato having the ability to roll as opposed to the mouse toy that just lies there like a dead fish makes it more challenging and realistic for him, he just rolls the potato and goes after it. He likes hair ties and bottlecaps for the same reason, he's a weird cat.

No. 2594965

>>2594938
I think this is the universal cat owner experience kek. I've heard lots of stories about that. I raised some orphaned strays before and they really loved bottle caps and tissues.

No. 2594969

>>2594512
nona i’ll join in on the troonery scam with you. i already tried and failed to do it 2 years ago kek

No. 2594974

>>2594512
There's literal biological women opening accounts as mtf and raking simpbuxx from retards who think they are "passing".

don't ask me for links, i just remember seeing trannies seethe to high heavens about a few of them that got found out lol.

No. 2595000

File: 1751981578952.jpg (48.96 KB, 714x749, 1717481818769.jpg)

i hate my country why are there literally no molestable moids

No. 2595004

>>2594969
what were your mistakes?

No. 2595006

File: 1751982117985.jpg (71.8 KB, 680x1024, relatablept.jpg)

me when i remember what this guy did to me in the past

No. 2595036

one perk of having a big nose is that if i inhale really really hard i can see my nostrils vibrate

No. 2595038

File: 1751985970632.png (307.7 KB, 640x594, 1000000267.png)

why does every video of those hot dancing Chinese dudes have just the worst music?

No. 2595132

I don't care if "malewife" is considered zoomerspeak, it's funny as fuck so i'll keep saying it

No. 2595137

>>2595132
it's not zoomerspeak, it's autistspeak

No. 2595139

I'm at peace with being slightly chubby.

No. 2595142

File: 1751996251988.jpg (129.28 KB, 700x875, 1000083611.jpg)

Everyone take one.

No. 2595144

>>2595142
>eats one
this…this is meat…

No. 2595150

>>2595038
honestly i think chinese people in general just have terrible taste in music because i've seen a bunch of videos from them with horrible music. at best it's generic stock music and at worst it's just the most grating nonsense i've every heard. idk why though, maybe it's just part of the culture

No. 2595153

>>2595150
nta but you're biased and nitpicking i win bye bye

No. 2595155

>>2595153
ayrt and u could've at least responded with an actually good song smh

No. 2595160

>>2595155
>doesn't know the queen
absolute cretin

No. 2595161

File: 1751998109813.jpeg (527.6 KB, 1125x1001, IMG_9626.jpeg)

Found an anon’s KF account because they reposted something I shared on here over there

No. 2595164

File: 1751998533306.jpg (45.67 KB, 512x484, 122220000.jpg)

>>2595161
but aren't you also using KF since you'd have to go there to even find it?

No. 2595170

>>2595164
I don’t have an account. I’m more so baffled that they just lift stuff from here and share it over there than anything kek

No. 2595219

>>2595142
I hate strawbs sorry nonny

No. 2595241

>>2595161
Aren't most of the users here also on KF as well? There's regular crossposting

No. 2595244

>>2595142
so sweet and tangy wonderful thanks nonnie I needed this

No. 2595257

>>2594923
This may be what's up, cuz it happened to me: The nodes of everyone's heart work electrically to keep it beating. Everyone has "off moments" throughout the day when the nodes don't exactly line up. Very few people can feel these moments. The ones that CAN feel them tend to freak out when they happen. I'm one of those people who can feel it. It started in late high school. I dragged my parents to multiple cardiologists because I just didn't believe anything like that could possibly be normal. I didn't even believe theh first cardiologist so I begged them to take me to another one for a "second opinion." Turns out, a couple years and couple heart monitors later, that's exactly what was happening to me. I just have to learn to live with it when it happens.

Not saying that's exactly what's happening to you, but it very well might be. Your experience sounds very very similar to mine. When it does happen, I just try not to freak out.

No. 2595261

>>2595241
A significant chunk of LC nonas are current/former KFags, yeah. It's incredibly obvious in some threads. Not counting the retard moids who think they're invisibly trolling

No. 2595266

>>2588960
Nice. Give him long yaoi hands and now we're talkin'

No. 2595269

>>2595161
kek what was the post

No. 2595275

Everyone complains about boobs, but imo the biggest perk of having big-ish boots is getting to rest my wrist/forearm on them when im using my phone

No. 2595280

>>2595275
Mine aren't especially big but I like that they catch my food for me when I'm being a fattychan

No. 2595282

File: 1752003922032.jpg (6.46 KB, 236x247, e28cba17cc511c15c37298dc9c8a93…)

i'm trying to sign up for weibo but whenever i try getting a verification code it never fucking shows up and i don't understand why. i just wanna give up all my personal information to china god damn it why isn't it working

No. 2595306

>bbnos: "you can't spell my name without the dolla signs"
>jennie: "like jennie, jennie, jennie, jennie"
>lisa: "lalisa lalisa lalisa lalisa lalisa lalisa lalisa"
what's with the most dogshit "singers" referencing their own name in songs?

No. 2595321

>>2595306
They think it'll make them iconic when all it does is expose their lack of intelligence

No. 2595338

You actually need to stop asking questions you can just fucking google

No. 2595356

>>2595338
Idk, nonna, I prefer knowing what other anons have to say about my stupid questions instead of sadly googling my shit all alone without anyone to talk about it. Plus, sometimes there's some anon who is autistic about a specific thing and will give me more insights on what I could easily Google.

No. 2595370

>>2595306
As id Lisa and Jenny are such special names KEK

No. 2595377

>>2595306
Why is it a trend for some kpop singers to have really boring plain English names. Jenny? Lisa? These are 34+ year old American woman names.

No. 2595384

>>2595377
Pranpriya doesn’t quite roll off the tongue.

No. 2595388

>>2595306
Their songwriters may have a more sufficient answer for you

No. 2595398

>>2595377
It’s generally very common for Korean immigrants to name children in their second generation families very colloquial and homogenous names so they have an easier chance fitting into society, or either a religious name because Christian []was very influential in Korea, some of the most popular names for Korean immigrants are ugly as fuck, like Esther or Eugene (Eugene is popular because it sounds similar to a common name for both men and women, Yujin, so that’s why some Korean-American/immigrant women have this historically masculine name), so Jennie and Lisa are pretty tame in comparison. I do like when male idols have fantastical exotic Lou Sullivan-esque names like Felix or Anton kek

No. 2595415

>>2595338
I want real human responses, not reddit thread links, pinterest and AI

No. 2595418

>>2595398
Felix is his real name too which makes it even funnier

No. 2595420

>>2595415
>>2595356
I'm sorry nonas I wasn't referring to the stupid questions thread KEKK, I was talking about just people in general asking me questions that they can google with the cellphone they're holding in their hand. Someone just asked me where a good vegetarian restaurant is and it was so fucking hard not to be like
>Umm have you ever heard of a website called Google?

No. 2595429

>>2595420
>just asked me where a good vegetarian restaurant is
this is a very legit question because they are really asking about your opinion. You can't really trust random google reviews anymore, most of it is bots.

No. 2595442

File: 1752009835329.jpg (3.38 MB, 4000x3000, 1000005284.jpg)

ant drinking water I left this cap of water out for them and some food

No. 2595453

>>2595429
It feels like a dumb question to me because they could just google "vegetarian restaurant near me" and then just go eat at the first one that pops up. I guarantee it'll be edible

No. 2595477

You bitches shitposting?

No. 2595478

>>2595442
So kind of you.

No. 2595482

>>2595453
>edible
Some people actually enjoy being discerning about how they spend their money and their time. Weird, I know.

No. 2595490

>>2595482
Well if you're looking for a high-end special 5 star meal experience you can still find that on google though

No. 2595491

I used to think pixyteri was an actual TIM

No. 2595493

File: 1752011413188.jpg (18.39 KB, 474x474, shitposter.jpg)

>>2595477
always

No. 2595521

>>2595491
Was it because she looks like elijah Woods

No. 2595532

>>2595477
YOU KNOW IT, NIGGA

No. 2595610

File: 1752014930624.png (661.2 KB, 763x556, grossgrossgross.png)

It was my own damn fault, but DAMN.
>hear about nsfw furry artists making bank
>need money and decide to make an nsfw furry account
>know that im going to have to draw gross and/or weird fetish shit
>though i do have limits like no cubs
>feel mentally prepared
>how bad could it be?
>drawing it is going to suck but i can do it
>get my first commission
>feel gross drawing but want money
>keep getting gross commissions
>getting more used to it even if i still think its gross
>get a scat commission
>gross but i can do it, i was prepared to get things like this
>was not prepared for the follower i got due to drawing it
>mfer leaves comments on all of my posts roleplaying his scat fantasies with himself and whatever character i drew even if it wasnt related
>literally posting things like
>'frrrrrrt sniiiiiiiff oh you have a such a squishy one today!! giggles'
>'it was a big one i couldnt hold it in but it feels so good out of my tummy its so stinky'
>'mmm yes it is have you been eating well? let me see'
>'giggles as his nose gets close and lets out a fart'
>'cheeky baby!!!'
>mfw reading all these comments

No. 2595617

>>2595610
How much are you making nonna

No. 2595621

>>2595610
Actually laughed out loud at this. Thank you for your suffering, I hope you're making bank.

No. 2595626

>>2595610
What references do you use for stuff like this

No. 2595629

>>2595617
I wanna know too. In this economy I'll take even these fecal furry retards

No. 2595661

I think my period is 8 days later cause it's waiting for the full moon cause i got out of sync. there's no way i'm pregant and i feel like i've been healthier this month so therefore it's to do with the moon. if i don't get my period tomorrow or very soon after the full moon i will be at a complete loss

No. 2595808

Ok, which one of you put a curse on me?

No. 2595812

File: 1752027871697.jpg (31.36 KB, 750x1334, 1000083746.jpg)

>>2595808
SORRY IT WASN'T INTENTIONAL I WAS AIMING FOR THE ANON NEXT TO YOU

No. 2595863

Woke up and went to the kitchen to make breakfast, found out that my family had naan bread and fava beans for dinner and there are leftovers, I've been craving a soft fluffy bread because I watches foccacia videos so this is perfect to satisfy the craving, but lo and behold, a bunch of ants invaded the naan bread because it was left outside and exposed. I tried to clean it up from ants as much as possible because I really wanted to eat it. I prepared a tray with the fava beans and naan and put my teapot and tea cup on it and everything and went to my bedroom to eat and watch something while eating. All of a sudden there are a handful of ants crawling on the bread I assumed was clean, but nope, there was a piece that the ants were deep inside and I rotated it and the ants came out all at once. Took the tray to the bathroom, threw the ant infested bread slice in the trash, washed the tray with one hand, while holding my clean bread and my little cream cheese square in the other, accidentally tilted it and dropped my cream cheese in the sink. I left the teapot and tea cup and fava beans bowl in the bedroom though on the floor where I was eating, I just didn't have a clean place to leave my bread and cheese hence the convoluted scenario above. Went back to eating regardless though. I think I even ate an ant by accident and it stung my mouth though. Now I feel too full from the bread and tea combination and I can't breathe properly. Great way to start a day.

No. 2595868

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>>2595808
I had this gifrel for the male/female discussion but thought it was too controversial. However it is perfect for you, anon

No. 2595874

>>2595863
I respect your naan desperation but I will literally send you lolcow's own farmcoin to buy more naan bread so you don't suffer this ant attack fate again

No. 2595880

>>2595874
There's still some extra naan in the oven that I hid so ants would leave it alone. Now I'm worried there's already a ton of ants inside it and my plan is a failure. But oh well, it's easy to find where I live and very cheap, like $0.5 cents a piece, and one piece is big enough to feed 4 people. I just left it in the oven for my sister to snack on it later since she loves dipping it in tea. But if it's all ant-y I'll throw it away.

No. 2595895

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>>2595880
>There's still some extra naan in the oven that I hid so ants would leave it alone.
Third world problems require first world thinking, good job anon

No. 2596008

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i think i rested my bag on someone's tonsil stone, either that or they swiped it onto my bag the little shit

No. 2596061

I wonder how many of those girls on tumblr 10 years ago who were larping as having DID still maintain the larp to this day. Im betting zero kek

No. 2596069

>>2596061
Kek I'm in a Discord server for a game I like and there were tons of people doing that back when it was a trend. They'd chat with themselves as their alters in the off-topic channel. They were so cringe and spammy and there were several of them who are also trans, autistic and had ADHD as they claim and every other quirky thing to fake ever. Checked the server a few days ago because of an announcement and all the ones I blocked had their bios cleared up of all the DID and other fake shit. One of the mods was also a they/them, now he removed it from his bio. One of the VA was also a they/them, now he removed that from his bio. It's really is a social contagion. Doesn't help that the staff are adults but the users are mostly teenagers and kids, so the adults hoping on the young ones' trend to try and fit in with them is so weird and creepy. Very irresponsible. But they're Dutch so I'm not surprised.

No. 2596070

>>2596069
It's always the dutch on discord…

No. 2596072

>>2596069
Kek thats so funny, Ive seen people on discord use this bot called "pluralbot"(?) and it lets you easily larp as having multiple personalities. For such a rare disorder, a TON of young people on discord seem to have it! So odd…

No. 2596081

>>2596070
Don't know if you're joking or serious but Dutch people are degenerates and have been supporting trans shit way before America. Just look at Nikki Tutorials.
>>2596072
Discord users are so retarded but I unfortunately need some of the servers so I have to stay. I never read anything or interact with anyone there. I only check important channels for updates and announcements and ignore everything else. I joined a YouTuber's server to discuss a show I like and I regreted because of the annoying ESL probably TIF who spergs out about popular people in the fandom who post news or make prominent content about the show. She got angry at this one girl who posted news about the reboot having 32 language dubs and used the Israel flag for Hebrew, so this sperg went "she must be a zionist!!!" The server owner deleted the chats though because that's so weird and random. She's a teenager so I'll ignore that. But that's one of many retardations of Discorders. It's always been weird to me how everyone in any Discord server ever tries to be friends with each other and get close??? Especially in the ones I'm in. Official game server, YouTuber server, media pirating server, and rare Japanese media preserving server. Why would anyone use these to make friends? So stupid. I just ask my questions when I need help and leave. But again, the majority are young people so whatever I guess.

No. 2596238

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i might be fucking insane. i’m like the only person i know who knew someone so personally that i know that her dad is a full on cow which probably explains why she’s a bpdchan, a tif, and a fetishist now and i could make her totally lose her sanity at any time.

No. 2596245

>>2596081
I feel so bad for Nikki, he was trooned out as a child by the people who should have protected him. He said he was fully transitioned by the time he had his prom, meaning that medical professionals and his family had all decided that he needed his dick inverted and breast implants put in as a literal child. What the fuck is wrong with these people?
I know he's a cow and I wouldn't feel bad for him if he'd been allowed to grow up as a feminine gay guy but he was fucked over right from the start and I can't help feeling like he might have turned out better if his family had been less homophobic.
>>2596069
That's so fucking funny nonna, I wonder what they talk about now (we all know it won't be on topic) and if they ever bring up their past cringe.

No. 2596251

Fragrance oils are so fucking disgusting god knows what they're made of man. I just smelled a few gone bad and I have the olfactory equivalent of seeing something traumatic. They're so diluted wtf

No. 2596253

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>>2596081
>Dutch people are degenerates
This street was painted in Venezuela, of all places in the world you could imagine would have such a thing.

it was a project by the Dutch embassy

No. 2596268

>>2596253
>be me
>Venezuelan
>country in tatters and shattering
>eating Venezuelan dollars is more worth it than spending it
>local Dutch embassy announces a project that will help and support the people
>oh maybe it's a scholarship or a workshop for mental health
>it's a troon flag
>never should've let these colonial bastards in

No. 2596331

File: 1752072253530.jpg (34.42 KB, 750x545, 81A1.jpg)

I thought eating more foods with protein would fix my "hungry after eating fruit all the time" problem but it didn't…

No. 2596333

File: 1752072340910.jpg (58.38 KB, 705x470, marcha trans vzla.jpg)

>>2596268
its good to see all the foreign NGOs and politicians have their priorities straight.

Convincing young girls to chop their tits off is really a top issue. Everything else can way

No. 2596362

>>2596253
exactly what Venezuela needs, paint on their roads, fixes just about everything

No. 2596405

File: 1752076619576.jpg (31.8 KB, 409x382, rain.jpg)

happy birthday to myself… i feel so sluggish today for some reason

No. 2596407

File: 1752076970933.jpeg (11.59 KB, 566x542, images-7.jpeg)

>>2596405
appy birth

No. 2596408

>>2596331
Are you drinking enough water? Thirst can feel like hunger and it's been boiling recently, you might be more dehydrated than you think.
>>2596405
Happy birthday nonna!

No. 2596412

>>2596268
>>2596333
It is baffling to me how in a country where the economy is falling apart, troons are the biggest distraction. I'm in the U.S and my area is more expensive to live than jobs are willing to pay us. We have to worry about abortion laws and anti women stuff here. but nooo, it's all about the troons. fucking hell

No. 2596416

File: 1752077679904.jpg (56.47 KB, 640x640, 1000083849.jpg)

>>2596405
Happy, happy, happy, happy birthday, nonna
Have a happy day today
Everynonna here wishes you a happy birthday, have a happy day today
Are you one? Are you two? Are you three? Are you four?
Are you five, six, seven or maybe more?
Lolcow farm wishes you a happy birthday with lots of lovely cows to your door

No. 2596417

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No. 2596420

>>2596412
the upper class people in third world countries really fucking love it. They eat it up, i can-t tell you how much rich venezuelans love the tranny woke shit

No. 2596421

>>2596412
its more bleak when you know about the severe femicide issue in Venezuela, theyre not saving women but putting them into another death trap

No. 2596594

File: 1752089074888.jpg (104.94 KB, 480x269, ofkmbiufxqezj4n7nuaojvcbo1_500…)

When do anons get a new trashy summer drama series to complain about? It's been years since "euphoria" and the writer died of pornsickness before the show wrapped up anyways

No. 2597402

Im off for the twelfth. My period is 11 days late. I just had the royal weed man drop me off this months prescription. I've took a notion to get back into my schizo hobbies of being enlightened and loving divination that I've gathered 4 books to busy myself with this afternoon and stationary to make notes and cross references with the bible, astrology, ancient Greek myths and Grimm's Fairy Tales. Today I am particularly interested in the pleiades



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