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Anonymous 01/14/25 (Tue) 07:35:11 PM No. 2346535

I feel bad for the fires in Cali, and god save those affected. However I'm still mad the man who r*ped my friend and moved to Cali is not affected by the fires. Like give us this and burn his shit(we don't self censor here, say the word)

Anonymous 01/14/25 (Tue) 07:38:22 PM No. 2346540

>>2346527
I wanted a rich friend after reading that. I’ve still never been inside a mansion. I think my favorite was Junie B Jones and some sneaky peaky spying

Anonymous 01/14/25 (Tue) 07:41:45 PM No. 2346548

my mom believes in manifestation. she told me after i complained about not getting hired to any job i applied to. i wanted to tell her,
>hm yeah, child rapists' victims sure do manifest that
>school shooters' victims manifested that
i only didn't because she invited me

Anonymous 01/14/25 (Tue) 07:47:50 PM No. 2346553

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>>2346548
I don't know what's worse: having a mom who believes in manifestation, or a mom who believes in reincarnation and treated you like shit because she's not done being angry at her own dead mother.

Anonymous 01/14/25 (Tue) 08:06:13 PM No. 2346574

>>2346548
My retard mom's into this too and thinks it can replace doctors. She also doesn't ever verbally acknowledge when bad things happen because she thinks she's manifesting it happening more by acknowledging it

Anonymous 01/14/25 (Tue) 08:07:11 PM No. 2346578

I just feel like I should be taken out on dates and complimented.

Anonymous 01/14/25 (Tue) 08:52:32 PM No. 2346649

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>>2346524
I loved this book so much I stole it twice. Not even because I lost it, but because I wanted to own both the soft-cover and the hard-cover editions.

Anonymous 01/14/25 (Tue) 08:59:45 PM No. 2346657

I picked a shirt off the floor and put it back in my wardrobe because it still smelled clean.

Anonymous 01/14/25 (Tue) 09:00:11 PM No. 2346658

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I love when lesbian girls like me and even sometimes I flirt with them, I'm straight.

Anonymous 01/14/25 (Tue) 09:20:46 PM No. 2346683

I started working with autistic children because of Chris Chan. I don't want any of the kids I see to end up as bad off as him, and early intervention can make all the difference.

Anonymous 01/14/25 (Tue) 10:04:33 PM No. 2346721

Deeply embarrassed that my dad is paying for my university education. The cherry on top is that the education itself is utter garbage.

Anonymous 01/14/25 (Tue) 10:23:30 PM No. 2346747

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>>2346574
my mom does the same thing to the point of gaslighting!
>if she doesn't acknowledge it, it ceases to exist!
i used to attend school sick with the flu and colds. it was so bad i had a stomach ache, throat pain, i was throwing up snot, was not able to speak, and had to blow my stuffed nose every minute. disgustingly sick. they only let me stay home when i had a high enough fever. the fever had to be high enough, otherwise i just imagined it, in her retarded opinion. sometimes the teacher made a call to her when this happened and then i was given a pill, which was taken out of its plastic film container. i still trusted it and it worked. however, she used to give me her sleeping pills at home because i was given adhd meds and could never sleep. she was offended that i could not sleep and said
>if you want to be an adult so bad then here, take this, adults need this to sleep
i took it and slept well but could barely get up and got withdrawals from it, which she bullied me for. i got leg cramps, dizziness, migraines, saw stars. i did not even know what happened back then. things started making sense when i moved away and went no contact. picrel, this movie is creepy asf and the mother here reminds me of my own mom.

Anonymous 01/14/25 (Tue) 10:28:01 PM No. 2346754

>>2346721
Don't do what I do and feel embarrassed and weird and didn't join any clubs. Make the most of it then it's less awkward. Been there and didn't do it right. Don't be me.

Anonymous 01/14/25 (Tue) 10:52:56 PM No. 2346800

>>2346683
That's wonderful nonna, I'm glad you were able to take something good from that mess. You're doing a lot of good, believe me.
>>2346721
Why are you embarrassed about that? Plenty of parents pay for their child's university education. It's much better than a loan.

Anonymous 01/14/25 (Tue) 10:53:23 PM No. 2346802

>>2346578
I can count the dates I had on one hand and I never even got complimented.

Anonymous 01/15/25 (Wed) 12:33:48 AM No. 2346933

I love teen dramas so much. Degrassi is unironically my most favorite show of all time. It's obviously not a good show but I could legit watch it all day and not get even the tiniest bit bored. I've been a super fan since 6th grade, so it has permanently altered my brain chemistry. I also liked 13 Reasons Why I think the hate was way overblown and I liked what a cow Hannah was lol it had a good soundtrack even if the plot completely flew off the rails in the final season with… ghost Bryce? Weird choice.

Anonymous 01/15/25 (Wed) 03:47:50 AM No. 2347093

I am freaking out right now because my middle aged boyfriend who is busy with his professional job is too busy to play Amongus with me. I am so fucking cringe dude, I don't know how I read the Shuwu thread as a teen and now ended up like this.

Anonymous 01/15/25 (Wed) 04:33:40 AM No. 2347130

I’m lowkey suicidal and I used to (and still kind of) jealous of the moids who died in that crappy makeshift submarine because they died in the best way possible without even knowing they died with zero pain.

Anonymous 01/15/25 (Wed) 04:37:31 AM No. 2347140

>>2347093
>age gap relationship
Yikes sis.

Anonymous 01/15/25 (Wed) 04:40:45 AM No. 2347143

>>2347130
They died in terror. Unofficial leaks of the transcripts reveal that for the last 20 minutes before implosion they heard crackling sounds and were failing to ascend to the surface due to multiple system failures. They were trying to troubleshoot but knew it wasn't working. Imagine being hours below the ocean knowing the tube you're in is about to be your coffin. No thank you.

Anonymous 01/15/25 (Wed) 04:42:03 AM No. 2347145

got horny looking at reviews and listing for computer mice seeing men's hands. call me a coomerette, i deserve it.

Anonymous 01/15/25 (Wed) 04:49:37 AM No. 2347151

>>2347143
But imagine they sedate you and fully put you to sleep and then put you in it, anon you’re just not seeing the vision!!!

Anonymous 01/15/25 (Wed) 07:37:08 AM No. 2347243

There's 13 countries on my fuck map

Anonymous 01/15/25 (Wed) 07:58:01 AM No. 2347248

>>2347243
There should be more? There's at least 150 different countries on a map, I can't recall the total number from the top of my head. Is it a map on your phone? It might need to be updated or it's lagging or something. If it's an IRL map or globe, take it for a refund.

Anonymous 01/15/25 (Wed) 08:08:59 AM No. 2347249

>>2347248
Kek

Anonymous 01/15/25 (Wed) 08:13:59 AM No. 2347251

I find it funny when East Asians call white women masculine for their features / larger frames, it’s hilarious especially as a change from the usual white worship there, especially for blonde/blue-eyed woman worship. (I’m asian but South Asian, the former doesn’t really happen from us for some reason)

Anonymous 01/15/25 (Wed) 08:29:12 AM No. 2347255

I read formula 1 rpf

Anonymous 01/15/25 (Wed) 09:01:33 AM No. 2347268

>>2347145
Based

Anonymous 01/15/25 (Wed) 11:43:57 AM No. 2347372

My best friend is acting like a bitch trough the phone with me and every time she answers me being passive aggressive or/and with an emoji, I’m taking a shot. I’m getting drunk while she’s more and more pissed off and she doesn’t even realise it, I find it kinda funny.

Anonymous 01/15/25 (Wed) 11:45:15 AM No. 2347374

I find it hot when women are taller than moids, but only by a few cms. In grade school I kept my relationships private because of it. I think I might be retarded because whenever I see taller moids i feel similar attraction, but just not as strong.

I think others feel the same, but I fear talking about it because of the backlash since most women cling onto heteronormativity for dear life.

I don't want to make it my personality like we're oppressed, but I secretly desire for normalization of my preference.

Anonymous 01/15/25 (Wed) 12:38:24 PM No. 2347408

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Back in 2017 when Onision drama was constantly happening, I didn't have much to do and I was learning programming so I decided to develop a "VN" in RenPy where you are a young girl and Onision's wife manipulates you to visit them in their mcMansion. Then basically you have to navigate dodging him and his wife or fall for their manipulation tactics. Never finished it and lost data on PC where I developed it so unfortunately can't really upload it anywhere..

Anonymous 01/15/25 (Wed) 12:39:40 PM No. 2347410

I'm realizing that I've been trapped in anxiety for the past 20 years and I've never done anything to resolve it, it's time to stop torturing myself like that.

Anonymous 01/15/25 (Wed) 01:30:17 PM No. 2347460

>>2347374
I hate shorter than me nerdy men but secretly I also love them because their personalities align more with me and they usually have a good sense of humour for over compensating the way I do with me various mental illnesses. However I'm still a lady and lust after tall men who end up pissing me off as well. It's a conundrum

Anonymous 01/15/25 (Wed) 01:53:05 PM No. 2347481

I don't think love bombing would work on me, I hate myself way too much to believe someone would actually be into me.

Anonymous 01/15/25 (Wed) 01:57:58 PM No. 2347487

>>2347481
I had a date with a guy years after I knew he had a big crush on me. We were in his car driving me back home and he just went through a list of things including physical features including down to the shape of my lips and exact things about expression that I pulled my jumper up over my head and tried to fetal position upright in the passenger seat. I didnt go on a date with him again because I was genuinely so freaked out someone liked me that much. Imagine if I let him see my naked body he might have skinned me alive.

Anonymous 01/15/25 (Wed) 05:11:48 PM No. 2347694

>>2347408
i would have played the fuck out of that

Anonymous 01/15/25 (Wed) 06:26:56 PM No. 2347765

Yesterday I almost reported a post in the AI thread on /m/ as AI outside of containment because I forgot where I was.

Anonymous 01/15/25 (Wed) 06:58:05 PM No. 2347793

>>2347765
I routinely get annoyed and almost report scrote posts until I realize it’s on the Post Like a Moid thread.

Anonymous 01/15/25 (Wed) 07:03:50 PM No. 2347799

I might get extra weird on here because I'm experiencing a kind of autism flare up and I don't have anywhere else to be weird. Im sorry in advance.

Anonymous 01/15/25 (Wed) 07:06:00 PM No. 2347803

>>2347799
>Autism flare up
KEK but same here. My sense of humour in particular seems to be having some technical problems so I just find everything hilarious even though it's objectively not funny.

Anonymous 01/15/25 (Wed) 07:14:36 PM No. 2347812

>>2347793
I've definitely done this before

Anonymous 01/15/25 (Wed) 07:54:47 PM No. 2347851

wondering if I didn't get the promotion at work because I post on lolcow using my works wifi lol (i wonder if they saw my post history)

Anonymous 01/15/25 (Wed) 08:13:13 PM No. 2347869

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I infought for hours during the hellmas VPN ban and didn't get banned once lmao

Anonymous 01/15/25 (Wed) 08:15:51 PM No. 2347870

>>2347869
kek that's the way it should be.

Anonymous 01/15/25 (Wed) 08:58:17 PM No. 2347907

I'm not a lesbian but I really want to eat another woman out.

Anonymous 01/15/25 (Wed) 08:58:24 PM No. 2347908

When I was a kid I was at a neighbors house and I went into her bathroom where she had her gold rings out on the counter. I had heard that gold is soft and saw someone bite a piece of gold on TV so I copied what I saw and bit all of the rings in the bathroom. The bands were basically ruined. Later during the party she found the rings and got really angry. She blamed the little boy who lived down the street, he was 6 years younger than me and I let him take the fall. I also knotted all of her hair ties together and he got the blame for that. If I remember correctly his mom started screaming at him and embarrassed the shit out of him and I just sat there silently and watched.

Anonymous 01/15/25 (Wed) 09:07:42 PM No. 2347915

>>2347869
kek the reaction pic is killing me

Anonymous 01/15/25 (Wed) 09:13:05 PM No. 2347921

>>2347908
I can kind of understand the gold band bit but why did you go after the hair ties? I kind of did something similar at a classmates house. She had an eyeshadow single on her bathroom counter and I wanted to feel the texture of it so I went to test it with my fingers and I somehow broke it and it all crumbled kek. I was too embarrassed to say anything but once she noticed she started SCREAMING at her little sister asking why she was touching her makeup until her sister started sobbing. I think I did end up fessing up years later but she didn't even remember.

Anonymous 01/15/25 (Wed) 09:14:23 PM No. 2347923

>>2347907
Just eat your own like I did

Anonymous 01/15/25 (Wed) 09:15:13 PM No. 2347924

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>>2347907
I volunteer

Anonymous 01/15/25 (Wed) 09:56:39 PM No. 2347971

I literally love HRH collection. I know it's cringe to say, but she really is like my inner monologue come to life. I honestly can't believe she isn't the patron saint of this website. She had a video recently about how she was at TJ Maxx and wanted to buy a cute strawberry-printed phone case, but she couldn't bring herself to do it because strawberries give they/them kek. I also love her crash-out rants about how she is fat/skinny.

Anonymous 01/15/25 (Wed) 10:05:45 PM No. 2347982

I kinda wish I didn’t come back to school but I was sick of being a NEET. I’m sitting in my differential equations class and I’m so lost. I’m afraid of flunking and wasting my money trying again.

Anonymous 01/15/25 (Wed) 10:14:00 PM No. 2347987

>>2347251
It’s sour grapes. If it was possible to become white by surgery or magic, they would happily sell their own mothers to make it happen

Anonymous 01/15/25 (Wed) 10:14:48 PM No. 2347990

I'm really going to miss tiktok because of corinna. I love how she makes no fucking sense. She makes me laugh so hard, and I don't laugh in a patronizing way. I genuinely love her.

Anonymous 01/15/25 (Wed) 10:20:27 PM No. 2347999

>>2347923
did you have to take a rib out to do that

Anonymous 01/15/25 (Wed) 10:22:43 PM No. 2348002

>>2347990
Who is this what type of videos does she make, I dont use tiktok

Anonymous 01/15/25 (Wed) 10:28:14 PM No. 2348012

>>2348002
Her name is Corinna Fulgeri. She has a disability (i forgot what it is) and a really thick speech impediment. She literally just posts her opinions and very mundane life events. No one ever understands what she's trying to say, and she always starts the video half way into a story/explanation. She has a boyfriend and friends who are all special needs too. She's about to graduate college. She's so fucking funny.

Anonymous 01/15/25 (Wed) 10:29:20 PM No. 2348015

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I'm so desperately unemployed and broke right now, that I am coming to criminal ideas on how to get money, how to get a job. My applications keep being ignored or rejected. At this point I even applied to an intelligence agency as a delusional joke. I am going insane. I do think of harming others. Retarded, unhygienic scrotes get to have comfy, easy jobs, meanwhile I am ignored with decades of experience in hard work? I started acting like a Karen, and recording wagies doing their jobs wrong. I put up complaints and reviews. So many jobs replaced by machines. The men who get better jobs and clout are narcissistic fuckwits. I applied to anything ever, and heard nothing back yet. It's infuriating. I think the only sure solution would be to convince a wagie to quit their job so I can take their place. I have been through hell at wagie jobs, and now it feels like they are discarding me. As women we are worth nothing to these scumbag leeches. Fuck this society and it's withering infrastructure. I shat in public last week and did NOT flush.

Anonymous 01/15/25 (Wed) 10:33:22 PM No. 2348019

>>2348012
God i cant remember this chicks name but there's another girl extremely similar to this one. The one I'm thinking of is east asian and I think just has the 'tism she sometimes crashes out and makes videos asking why people are so mean to her online I feel bad she gets a lot of asspats from commenters but a lot of it feels like lowkey bullying that she obviously doesn't understand.

Anonymous 01/15/25 (Wed) 10:34:23 PM No. 2348020

>>2348019
Is she on tiktok? If so I think I know EXACTLY who you're talking about.

Anonymous 01/15/25 (Wed) 10:34:54 PM No. 2348023

>>2347990
>that thing has a boyfriend
Even more proof men have zero standards and will fuck anything that moves and pulsates. Disgusting and they should be quickly sterilized(baiting infights across multiple threads)

Anonymous 01/15/25 (Wed) 10:36:20 PM No. 2348025

>>2348020
yes she has a bob haircut iirc i think her name started with a V

Anonymous 01/15/25 (Wed) 10:36:54 PM No. 2348027

>>2348023
her bf is also developmentally delayed think love on the spectrum

Anonymous 01/15/25 (Wed) 10:38:11 PM No. 2348028

>>2348015
i am in the same boat. thought about making fake pet adoption social media pages to collect emails to sell, but really i just want a real job.

Anonymous 01/15/25 (Wed) 10:40:05 PM No. 2348032

>>2348027
My point still stands, I’m tired of these things around

Anonymous 01/15/25 (Wed) 10:42:13 PM No. 2348036

>>2348023
Femcel thoughts.

Anonymous 01/15/25 (Wed) 10:43:09 PM No. 2348037

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>>2347990
ot but its rather refreshing to see the comment section be kind, albeit ironically, though its a breath of fresh air compared to the try hard catty comebacks normies tend to do all the time

Anonymous 01/15/25 (Wed) 10:43:09 PM No. 2348038

>>2348032
hope your kid ends up having level 3 autism with violent tantrums.

Anonymous 01/15/25 (Wed) 10:45:34 PM No. 2348043

>>2348036
Are you a retard that needs to be euthanized too?
>>2348038
>assumes i’m going to become a bangmaid whore to shit out kids for my ugly husband so basically a “wife”
KEK

Anonymous 01/15/25 (Wed) 10:49:04 PM No. 2348050

>>2348043
Go braid your pubic hair and stop sperging plz

Anonymous 01/15/25 (Wed) 10:50:17 PM No. 2348053

>>2348025
I know exactly who you're talking about but I can't find her account. She has like a really sharp jawline and is always wearing this blue t shirt.

Anonymous 01/15/25 (Wed) 10:50:57 PM No. 2348056

>>2348050
I already did that earlier though, I gotta have my pubes looking curly and cute for tomorrow!(baiting infights across multiple threads)

Anonymous 01/15/25 (Wed) 10:55:52 PM No. 2348066

>>2348037
Corinna and her friends Michael and Sydney all got into some drama with one another the other day. Corinna said Sydney and Michael would make a cute couple, and Sydney was like omg he's like a brother to me, would you date your hot brother? And everyone roasted her for saying "hot brother" and she was like guys I'm not saying I would ever find my brother hot, you know what I mean! It's even funnier when you realize Michael is definitely a homosexual. Anyways they're all friends again!

Anonymous 01/15/25 (Wed) 10:59:03 PM No. 2348070

>>2348066
I thought this was Rancefag for a second.

Anonymous 01/15/25 (Wed) 11:08:43 PM No. 2348084

>>2348027
This is her bf

Anonymous 01/15/25 (Wed) 11:10:00 PM No. 2348088

>>2348015
you can try shoplifting and selling the stuff? Gives you money and saves you from having karen spergouts too

Anonymous 01/15/25 (Wed) 11:12:27 PM No. 2348092

>>2348043
>>2348023
You definitely hate men because they don't want you kekkk

Anonymous 01/15/25 (Wed) 11:27:50 PM No. 2348122

>>2348084
Whats his illness? Aspie too?

Anonymous 01/15/25 (Wed) 11:28:29 PM No. 2348127

>>2348070
KEK i see it

Anonymous 01/15/25 (Wed) 11:35:19 PM No. 2348138

>>2348122
I’m not sure if he’s disclosed. I’m pretty sure they met at an event where adults with developmental disorders hang out with each other I think I remember her mentioning it

Anonymous 01/15/25 (Wed) 11:38:02 PM No. 2348144

>>2348138
She has like 10 genuine friends, a job, and is soon to graduate university. She's kind of living a better life than me. I just can't understand considering she genuinely makes zeroooooooo sense when she speaks.

Anonymous 01/15/25 (Wed) 11:45:54 PM No. 2348156

>>2348043
Why are you upset about two retards being together? Shouldn't the issue you have be that men constantly think they deserve supermodels rather than them dating someone who is on their level?

Anonymous 01/16/25 (Thu) 12:06:46 AM No. 2348178

>>2348053
Found her!! Her name is Kala

Anonymous 01/16/25 (Thu) 12:20:49 AM No. 2348192

>>2348178
yesssssssSSSSSSS. If I'm remembering her lore correctly, she's adopted and has an older sister with a baby. Her and her mom fight a lot. Also I fucking love her comeback in the video I linked. "I'm easy to see." BASED.

Anonymous 01/16/25 (Thu) 12:33:44 AM No. 2348203

>>2348192
Her crashouts remind me of PT. She had one just a few days ago over her sister being apparently verbally abusive to her? She made a vid asking if it would be considered a threat when her sister says things like "just wait and see.." and the comments were full of people asking her if she is just misunderstanding her sister kek

Anonymous 01/16/25 (Thu) 12:48:33 AM No. 2348213

i am a strong believer in the ugly man psyop but there have also been multiple guys i thought were legit hot that have made a few people IRL say i like ugly guys

Anonymous 01/16/25 (Thu) 12:57:55 AM No. 2348224

When I was a kid I liked watching Youtube videos of animals giving birth. I genuinely just found it super intriguing. It's my worst kept secret and I would be super embarrassed if people I know IRL found out. Its not bad or anything but just very strange. Although, now as an adult I like to watch YouTube videos of surgical procedures and acne extractions so I guess I haven't changed much….

Anonymous 01/16/25 (Thu) 12:58:37 AM No. 2348226

>>2348213
I feel like there can definitely be an attraction difference irl, either negative or positive. There's been a few guys I've seen in pics whom I'm much more attracted to in person for whatever reason and also the opposite.

Anonymous 01/16/25 (Thu) 12:59:23 AM No. 2348227

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>>2347921
You have more guts than me, I never told anyone it was me. The hair ties it was like I had learned how to tie two of them together, like pic related and I got excited and did all of them.

Anonymous 01/16/25 (Thu) 01:02:50 AM No. 2348233

>>2348213
Paul meschal is very ugly if that helps

Anonymous 01/16/25 (Thu) 01:04:16 AM No. 2348237

>>2348224
Same except it was books and Animal Planet for me lol

Anonymous 01/16/25 (Thu) 01:05:21 AM No. 2348238

>>2348156
I don't get nonnas who can't be happy for them. They're vulnerable people so it's nice seeing them in good situations as opposed to being bullied or exploited.

Anonymous 01/16/25 (Thu) 03:18:03 AM No. 2348370

Sometimes I don't wash my hands after peeing, I also sometimes don't wipe after peeing.

Anonymous 01/16/25 (Thu) 03:19:11 AM No. 2348375

>>2348370
Do you shower?

Anonymous 01/16/25 (Thu) 03:24:21 AM No. 2348384

>>2348375
Twice a day.

Anonymous 01/16/25 (Thu) 03:42:48 AM No. 2348413

>>2348192
>>2347990
Why can I never find friends like them? We would have such a blast sharing a joint and watching bad movies. Ugh life is so unfair.

Anonymous 01/16/25 (Thu) 03:45:24 AM No. 2348416

>>2348384
Stupidity

Anonymous 01/16/25 (Thu) 03:51:33 AM No. 2348425

>>2348370
This is the equivalent of fake reddit stories, do better anon..

Anonymous 01/16/25 (Thu) 03:57:09 AM No. 2348431

Sometimes when I need a really good laugh I would just think of the story that one anon posted in the grief thread about her deceased schizo uncle and whenever I would imagine some fat burly dude off his rocker just screeching at strangers his fixation over rape and thinking a military team of rapists coming to get him just makes me do a hearty little kek because it reminds me of that one clip from the Oprah show where someone sent in some stupid troll letter about a brigade of pedophiles with over 9000 penises. I know it sounds completely fucked because her family member died but goddamn that shit for some reason made me laugh so hard, moids are absolutely hilarious especially when they’re suffering. Honestly I think male suffering makes me smile and laugh, it brings me joy

Anonymous 01/16/25 (Thu) 04:14:51 AM No. 2348441

>>2348032
it's because of old men having kids and men target autistic women/autistic women being underdiagnosed.

Anonymous 01/16/25 (Thu) 04:21:35 AM No. 2348448

I used to kidnap my neighbor's cat all the time then they moved… I so badly want my own cat but I can't afford to take care of an animal right now.

Anonymous 01/16/25 (Thu) 04:45:23 AM No. 2348462

>>2348038
So you agree that these people suck and being stuck with one is basically a punishment?

Anonymous 01/16/25 (Thu) 04:57:47 AM No. 2348482

>>2348431
>that one clip from the Oprah show where someone sent in some stupid troll letter about a brigade of pedophiles with over 9000 penises
I need to know more.

Anonymous 01/16/25 (Thu) 05:10:02 AM No. 2348493

My biggest stress relief is imagining murder-suicide or just straight up killing myself. I'm a vindictive shit, and I want the people who stress me out to feel pain/discomfort for doing so.

Anonymous 01/16/25 (Thu) 05:10:42 AM No. 2348495

>>2348482
ntayrt but back in the day 4chan posted a bunch of comments on Oprah’s site forum, since every website back then had its own forum, claiming to be part of a pedophile ring. She reacted in vidrel which of course made it worse and resulted in it becoming a meme. Explaining this made me feel old. I hope you know “over 9000” is also a meme or else I just need to go ahead and apply for Medicare…

Anonymous 01/16/25 (Thu) 05:14:53 AM No. 2348496

>>2348495
KEK fucking amazing…
>I hope you know “over 9000” is also a meme or else I just need to go ahead and apply for Medicare…
I do. I like to quote it randomly to myself like an autist.

Anonymous 01/16/25 (Thu) 05:17:11 AM No. 2348498

I’m eating a whole sheet of rice krispies like a burrito, wrapped in foil at the bottom so it doesn’t flop over.

Anonymous 01/16/25 (Thu) 07:03:01 AM No. 2348540

I haven’t progressed from that cringey preteen power of friendship stage. I still fantasize about having a “best friend” group where we all have like signature colours or symbols or something and friendship bracelets and we scrapbook photos of us together and plan little surprises parties for each other like in girls’ shows kek. And see a group of characters and go that’s us and assign who’s who. And write our names on things with hearts and shit. I’ve had this to a subtler degree before which doesn’t help