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No. 2321071

Confess your sins

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>>2289194

No. 2321073

This threadpic is so stupid kek I love you anon

No. 2321074

If you have an 84 tiktok streak with someone and you block them cause you decide to cut them out of your life entirely but then they text you and you change your mind so you unblock them on tiktok the next day… Your streak will be 85. Don't ask how I know

No. 2321080

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i used to have freaky esex in this game when i was 10

No. 2321082

When I was 12 I used to have esex in this mobile card game. I was probably role playing with a fucking 40 year old and the thought disgusts me profoundly, what the hell was I thinking? I ghosted them when they asked to use skype (or something else I forgot).
I hope I was role playing with another girl my same age faking to be a scrote please.

No. 2321109

I like watching videos where people talk about their OCs and shit. I rarely think they are any good but the videos are interesting to me anyway.

No. 2321126

>>2321080
>>2321082
When my friend and I were like 10 we used to go to some sex chats to troll coomers. The fucked up part is they must have known they were speaking to a child, since we were so clueless about sex/anatomy. Like when I was asked bra size said 3.

No. 2321132

>>2321080
Do you still have bibs underwear photos saved or have you moved on to someone else?

No. 2321140

>>2321082
This is why I’m partially glad for chat Ai box. I’d rather my child role pay with a robot than with a stranger on the internet.

No. 2321144


No. 2321146

I used to hate AI art but ever since that one Twitter chatbot came out I really like making hot men with it, so i guess that AI is art and porn

No. 2321148

>>2321146
ai men are always so hideous, it makes me laugh the kind of ugly garbage the anons in the AI dumpster on /m/ cum to, they are on par with moids

No. 2321149

>>2321148
She's talking about chatbots

No. 2321150

>>2321148
Men are barely posted on the ai image thread

No. 2321151

>>2321150
the ones that are posted are hideous though, everything in that shitty thread is

No. 2321152

>>2321132
stop being schizo

No. 2321173

When I was a kid I wanted to have babies with every race just to see what they would look like

No. 2321206

>>2321148
Using generative AI tools is a sign of low IQ.

No. 2321337

>found out my crush used to be a prostitute when he was 18 and homeless and he sold himself to both men and women
I'm… idk what to do about this

No. 2321344

>>2321080
Same but with Woozworld instead kek

No. 2321352

>>2321126
>>2321082
When people invited me back to their bases (I played a lot of random shitty MMOs) to ERP, I'd follow them and then spam retarded breakdancing emotes until they gave up and banned me kek

No. 2321356

I think it's really remarkable that whenever I'm single I'm also a virgin. Just waiting for The One and have never been touched by anybody else. Vaginas work in wonderful and mysterious ways.

No. 2321384

>procured the services of a young homeless gigolo
he will forever be tainted

No. 2321388

>>2321337
…hot

No. 2321392

Wow this thread is so fancy. It even has the special numero symbol. So chic and en vogue.

No. 2321398

>>2321384
details pls

No. 2321399

>>2321337
Exploit his past.

No. 2321409

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I like to pretend to be a depressed flirty wine mom when home alone, the mindset is oddly calming.

No. 2321459

My most Stacy moment happened at work this month. This new ugly autistic girl took a liking to me at work for some reason and always wanted to chat me up even though I needed to get work done. (She was also not that smart and was hired for a makework job for disabled people kek). To top things off she was such a NLOG and talk about how she was better than other girls because she had stupid interests in things like Medieval history and boring shit no one cares about. She would over share about things like how she never had a boyfriend, never went to a party, and all of her health issues. I acted like the nice and understanding big sister type, but I've had a laugh talking about all of her stupid issues behind her back. In fact my coworkers have told me they realized she wasn't just odd but deranged because of me.

Now I feel satisfied that I can enter 2025 feeling like a true Stacy.

No. 2321466

>>2321459
I find girls like her cute when they don’t have that stupid behavior, but most of them think that they’re the only women with depth and interests kek.

No. 2321479

I've wanted to dump my nigel in favour of my husbando for a while now but I haven't done so because it's the kind of decision I know I'd regret.

No. 2321484

>>2321479
You dumped your husbando when you met your nigel.

No. 2321488

Maybe Isildur is my husbando, for without him we wouldn't have Aragorn either. The line of most high hotties

No. 2321499

>>2321459
Nerdy insecure women are some of THE biggest fucking bullies in the world. I'm normiemaxxing in the new year so they can stop honing in on me just to be huge retarded mean bitches just so they can get a dopamine kick. Like I don't care if they were bullied, be nice and normal or stfu.

No. 2321501

I have a crush on someone who I know extensively uses 4chan (a TIF not a scrote) so I keep trying to get into it in hopes I somehow interact with them anonymously… but every time I go there the racism scares me (I am weak-willed)

No. 2321553

>>2321337
Get tested

No. 2321556

>>2321501
Nonnie don’t ever force yourself to like something for a crush, but especially don’t ever force yourself to wade through 4chan because of them. Good lord.

No. 2321562

I'm finding it harder to stay positive in these dark months of little sunlight and many scholarly demands. For some reason, one of the best ways to feel happy is to actively feel love for others for me. I'm actually a grouch by default, but by practicing emotional consciousness, seeing people with the love God has for me, and releasing grudges, I can make myself happier. I hope I walk with Jesus in 2025.

No. 2321570

>>2321501
>I have a crush
>On a troon
Good Lord you must have hydocephalus. If I were you I'd go to the doctor and get on some anti-psychotics ASAP

No. 2321612

>>2321501
She's already too far gone. She thinks because she's a tif she's exempt from misogyny and that's how she can browse 4chan easily. She looks down on you and will treat you like shit because you didn't choose to troon out and ~attempt to escape misogyny.~ Just move on before you get too involved and she goes bpd mode on you, because if you're crushing on a tranny your self esteem is probably low enough to make you believe you deserve the abuse cycle you two will inevitably go through.

No. 2321680

I always think of calling this girl out for acting high and mighty when it's well known that she's patient zero for a chlamyida outbreak in a Discord server for our city and that she gives her sloppy seconds to her sister. Her boyfriend knows this but he's too far up her vag and is in denial. But then where will I get my milk? This bitch has had multiple 4chan posts about her spreading around the clap too lol. At least her military boyfriend is keeping her in check.

No. 2321705

>>2321680
reminds me of the herpes anon from last thread kek

No. 2321709

I fantasize about physically assaulting people a lot. Sometimes I find myself hoping for any reason to hurt someone. It's never happened before and I'm scared I might not be able to control myself in certain circumstances.

No. 2321724

>>2321570
She’s genuinely gorgeous naturally, like 1 in a 1000 beauty… but an autist and yeah has some retardation BUT I can’t bring myself to not like her. She’s genuinely SSA too so I think it’d take a high lvl bi/lesbian Stacy to resist it I’m serious, people around her let her get away with a lot honestly. Anti-psychotics might help though you’re right
>>2321556
>>2321612
Fair. On that note 4chan is getting more and more popular with zoomer women, I can’t help but wonder how? Are they ignoring like 90% of the site? I do feel slightly left out when people I know use it but I just am not seeing what they’re seeing

No. 2321736

>>2321466
No, these types of autistic girls are not cute. They have horrible hygiene from refusing to shower and smell.

No. 2321738

>>2321736
>smell
hng…

No. 2321739

>>2321724
How is 4chan getting more popular? I think traffic is down. What makes you say that it's popular with zoomer women?

No. 2321740

>>2321739
Because every girl I know suddenly is using it kek

No. 2321742

>>2321740
Maybe that's just in your circles. I've never met anyone IRL who admitted to using 4chan. How does it even come up in conversation? Or are they linking to posts in their stories?

No. 2321754

>>2321742
Both, and yeah it comes up with their conversations amongst each other and on the internet elsewhere.

No. 2321771

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I have to be crypto irl because of my job which is troon infested. Whenever one asks for advice about hair/makeup/clothes/skincare I make sure to tell them something that will make them look worse.

No. 2321788

>>2321771
I hate how trannies automatically assume that any woman is supposed to teach them and mentor them to do “womanly things”, fuck off Lilith, you’ll alway be a 6’2’’ ogre even if you put make up on.

No. 2321789


No. 2321791

>>2321459
Anon, lolcow isn't IRL and that doesn't make you a Stacy. Now you've put a target on your back for being that one untrustworthy two-faced co-worker who gossips.

No. 2321798

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>>2321771
Please tell them to use apricot scrub four times a week and apply this too.

No. 2321800

>>2321798
And tell them to only use natural aluminum free deodorant in order to let the real “feminine” smell out kek

No. 2321801

>>2321754
Can you give an example of a conversation IRL where 4chan came up?

No. 2321802

>>2321798
Unrel but that pic brought back so many memories. Me and my best friend bought into the hype for this brand in 2017 and we both tried this serum and it literally fucked up our faces for a solid 2 months. Did this product work for anybody? Or were we just super unlucky kek

No. 2321809

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>>2321459
>Medieval history
>boring shit no one cares about
you're no fun at parties

No. 2321822

>>2321459
>To top things off she was such a NLOG and talk about how she was better than other girls because she had stupid interests in things like Medieval history
girl gotta get herself into the SCA so she can realize that she is Exactly Like Other Girls and that Other Girls are awesome

No. 2321823

>>2321501
Least mentally ill TIF fetishizer.

No. 2321824

>>2321802
It’s very hard to use honestly. For me it burned and dried my face so bad kek. I was using it once a week and then changed to once every two weeks and got better but I think it was because I was using it less.

No. 2321826

>>2321459
Whats stacy about bullying a disable woman? reminds me of those autists who think they are stacies for sleeping with married men. You are not a stacy just a pickme.

No. 2321827

>>2321788
It’s such a male thought process

No. 2321828

>>2321802
It works okay for me but I don’t use any other special products, just this once every couple weeks if I remember to, daily general face wash, and daily aquaphor + sunscreen. I would probably get better results with other treatments though

No. 2321829

>>2321826
She’ll be alright. She is busy analyzing medieval history and thinking that she’s better than the boring women at work.

No. 2321830

>>2321829
You are in lolcow, most anons here think they are better than normie women for hating men. How are you any different, you yourself think you are better for bullying an ''nlog''.

No. 2321834

>>2321829
anon you just sound like a bitch kicking some harmless downsy further down

No. 2321835

>>2321828
My daily routine is very similar to yours, it’s cheap and easy to keep up with, whenever I add stuff like serums and retinol I break out so bad
> It works okay for me but I don’t use any other special products
Is it really working or are you using it so little and not so often to the point that it damages your skin?

No. 2321836

>>2321738
Go away yuripedo

No. 2321838

>>2321834
I’ll be a bitch then kek

No. 2321845

i'm the biggest loser on lc and would probably be bullied by other farmers if we met irl

No. 2321846

>>2321845
>The biggest loser on LC
How dare you try to claim MY title?

No. 2321847

>>2321845
I don’t think you are nonnita. The biggest loser on Lc isn’t that self aware. Keep your head high, we’re all losers here.

No. 2321849

>>2321835
I think it has helped with discoloration but I stopped paying much attention to my skin the past few years because we all die and I don’t care about youthfulness. I honestly just keep using it to get through the bottle and it’s nice to feel like I’m pampering myself, the mental image of chemically exfoliating the whole top layer of my face and all its impurities comforts me

No. 2321858

>>2321459
You sound like a typical gossiping narc/bpd whore from a typical office job kek

No. 2321861

>>2321829
>busy analyzing medieval history
Based historian Stacey, wish she would post here

No. 2321862

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>>2321858
What gets me is like why even brag about this?
>Yeah, I gossip about people at work, I'm such a Stacy.
Like okay? Do you want a trophy? Congrats on being like every other human being alive.

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>>2321801
Just talking about a post they’ve seen there or whatever, plus using the lingo and going on about/using wojaks. Paired with them wearing a shirt like this is telling

No. 2321867

>>2321864
Anon, where the FUCK do you live kek

No. 2321869

>>2321867
2008 apparently

No. 2321871

>>2321862
This, also I think actual stacies don't even engage in gossip at work as much as beckies

No. 2321874

>>2321867
>>2321869
Have you people seriously never come across the people I’m talking about? I’ve even seen them on TikTok

No. 2321876

>>2321874
TikTok is a Chinese propaganda machine designed to corrupt Christian-Americans and give children ADHD. Nothing on TikTok is real. That's like saying "yeah everyone in my omegaverse fanfic is a brunette so that means everyone irl has brown hair" it's just make-believe. It's imaginary.

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>>2321788
>>2321827
I fucking loathe them. No woman asks her coworker for bra fitting advice and I shouldn’t be expected to entertain the conversation regardless.
>>2321798
>>2321800
Kekkk. Thank you nonas I will be sure to add both of these to my list.

No. 2321878

>>2321874
But how are you cultivating entire friend groups of these specimens by accident? Did you take a sample from one and leave the lid off the petri dish?

No. 2321880

>>2321877
Is catcrumb your new favourite or something?

No. 2321884

>>2321874
tiktok curates a feed, you're getting 4tards because you watch related content yourself

No. 2321887

>>2321864
Do you have links to tiktokers like the one you're describing? I'm intrigued.

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>>2321880
I just like using images because this is, in fact, an imageboard. Here’s a photo though just for you.

No. 2321893

>>2321876
I mean I used it as an example as it’s not just where I am. Still a good point though
>>2321878
I just socialise with people who are either weebs or alternative or both, maybe once the gendies are weeded out you’re only left with the edgies?
>>2321884
I mean IRL i think it does say more about me that a lot of the people I socialise with are like that but on TikTok I just like videos of people in cool clothes n shit. Sometimes internet drama. For some reason my feed knew to start recommending me videos complaining about those racist edgy girls with the black eye contacts too and those also have 100k+ likes so I can’t be the only one experiencing these phenomena
>>2321887
Fuck I wish but I don’t like them, maybe I could find one complaining about them

No. 2321906

>>2321864
Kek my friend got a troll face t shirt as a joke and he apparently gets lots of compliments from men

No. 2321911

>>2321876
Based, and definitely not a glowie

No. 2321912

>>2321893
Sure we would love to see a TikTok complaining about 4chan girls. And it sounds like you need a better circle of friends.

No. 2321914

>>2321864
KEK I’ve never experienced this. I do know one moid who uses/used 4chan, but only because I’ve known him since middle school
>>2321887
Seconded. Please nonna I’m curious

No. 2321920

>>2321887
girl my IRL is mutuals with, the usage of “chat” and Twitchtard kinds of lingo seems to be common with these types too? I saw a lot of this shirt in November specifically so I guess it must be trendy, don’t know if this girl uses 4chan but the one I know following her does

No. 2321924

>>2321920
The use of the word chat and other streamer lingo is popular with a lot of Gen Z kids. And you just posted a video of someone wearing a shirt. It's no different than a kid wearing a band tee even if they don't listen to the music.

No. 2321925

>>2321920
This girl looks legitimately creepy and weird looking, I had to hide the video because I was weirded out and scared.

No. 2321928

>>2321920
You realize that the troll face isn't like a 4chan mascot, right? Troll face wasn't exclusive to 4chan.

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>>2321920
Fascinating, thank you nonna
>cosplayer
>weeb
>le epic troller
>orbits 4chan moids
Wtf is nature healing?

No. 2321931

>>2321924
>>2321928
Of course, but anons asked for an example of girls I get on my fyp occasionally. My IRLs use 4chan and bought the shirt for some reason. I don’t know but it’s some sort of zoomie rite of passage for using ibs now. My crush has the one in black. A lot of TIFs that call themselves incels too.

No. 2321932

>>2321920
People addressing empty air as "chat" piss me off, you're not your favorite Twitch streamer, if you want to address a chat so bad go start streaming

No. 2321935

>>2321920
Tbh she seems really young. I’ve wondered in general how many underage newfags there are here

No. 2321943

>>2321935
Yeah idk, my social circle is very early 20s though, so I assumed she was around the same and leaning into kawawi aesthetics like literally everyone else.

No. 2321945

>>2321392
the № was an accident but i'm glad you like it nona

No. 2321947

>>2321459
She sounds way cooler than you so I guess she’s right.

No. 2321950

>>2321947
Nta but I think it's funny when anons self-insert as the unlikable, annoying girl because they relate to her.

No. 2321953

>>2321950
Most anons are self-inserting as the medieval history sperg though, not the annoying unlikable girl?

No. 2321955

>>2321459
Why would gossiping about your disabled coworker make you a stacey? It just makes you insecure and two-faced.

No. 2321956

>>2321950
Gossipy workplace bullies are a lot more unlikeable and annoying actually.

No. 2321957

>>2321861
Where would a medieval history thread go? I assume /m/, but maybe /g/ for a thread focused on women throughout history?

No. 2321958

>>2321459
>I acted like the nice and understanding big sister type, but I've had a laugh talking about all of her stupid issues behind her back. In fact my coworkers have told me they realized she wasn't just odd but deranged because of me.
if you hate her that's one thing but to shittalk and turn your coworkers into making fun of her too is nasty. retard on retard violence is inevitable i suppose.

No. 2321961

>>2321956
It's actually more annoying and unlikable to immediately sperg out about being Not Like Other women and dumping your health issue trauma onto some random coworker you aren't even friends with, but okay.

No. 2321967

>>2321961
Yeah it's almost like the girl who got the job intended for disabled people… is disabled.

No. 2321969

>>2321961
She's disabled. Jfc if you hate her so much just tell her that, talking behind her back is such coward behaviour. You are also setting her up for men to take advantage of her.

No. 2321970

>>2321969
I'm not that anon actually I just have a hatred for the nerdy insecure women who sperg about their lives but then act like cunts when you're led to believe you're friends and try to share back. I've dealt with them more times than I would like to admit. They're miserable people and if they sense you're more confident and stable they will chomp at the bit to try to put you down. Been there done that.

No. 2321972

>>2321961
If it bothers you to the degree that you pretend to be her friend so you can gossip behind her back rather than ignoring her or even telling her that you’re not interested in this then yeah… it’s really petty and insecure of you. Someone happy with themselves wouldn’t care about other people to this degree.

No. 2321974

>>2321969
It's also just pathetic. Like woo, you go girl! You bullied a disabled person! What a Stacy move to pick on someone who isn't capable of playing the same game as you.

No. 2321977

>>2321970
Yeah workplace bullying and then bragging about it on an imageboard is what I would call confident and stable for sure

No. 2321980

>>2321977
Her talking about it on an imageboard doesn't denote instability and insecurity, more like anger at having to deal with some sped.

No. 2321983

>>2321980
all ib users are some flavor of retarded. the only difference is that half of us are aware of it

No. 2321985

>>2321983
The more intelligent can pass as normies and not be unbearable speds in public so what's your point.

No. 2321986

>>2321980
Idk how to explain that coming here of all places to breathlessly tell everyone how you bullied some sped at your work and are now totes Stacy is giga insecure.

No. 2321988

>>2321985
None of you pass as well as you think.

No. 2321991

>>2321980
She was calling herself stacy for bullying some sped. Reminds me of those men who think they are chads for making angry wojak edits. Just pathetic.

No. 2321994

>>2321988
Weird because I have normie friends who don't even know what imageboards are. Speak for yourself kek.

No. 2321998

>>2321994
KEK you can't even tell when normies are lying to save face.

No. 2322000

>>2321998
Yeah I don't think they'd lie about not knowing what an "imageboard" is, they'd know what 4chan is but not what an imageboard is. You expect me to fall for bait when you can't even think like a normie yourself.

No. 2322010

My only issue is that Anon calling herself a Stacy, that's just cringe. Stacys never have to say they're Stacys. Stacys simply are.

No. 2322012

>>2322010
She said she had her "most Stacy moment yet", not that she is a Stacy.

No. 2322013

>>2322012
The rule still applies.

No. 2322014

>>2322012
That's even sadder than calling herself a Stacy outright.

No. 2322015

>>2322012
There is nothing stacy about it either kek unless she thinks like faggots and thinks stacy=catty bitch.

No. 2322027

I wanna save a picture of my work crush because he has like no pictures online except this one that’s super cute from a volunteering event we did. But I’m also embarrassed because I’d have to save or screenshot it from my work computer and send it to my personal email UGH.

No. 2322031

>>2322027
Send the url to your email.

No. 2322043

>>2322031
Ty for the suggestion but it’s in a OneDrive folder for our team so I have to log in to my work account to see it… I’m so paranoid that the person who uploaded it might be able to see if I look at it or download it

No. 2322051

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I pretend to be dumber and more naive than I actually am to get attention from guys I am attracted to. This is actually very easy for me because my social anxiety makes me come across as retarded anyway. Can anyone else relate?

No. 2322052

>>2322051
I subconsciously did this when I want them to do things for me for free kek. Literally had to train myself out of it.

No. 2322055

>>2322051
Retardmaxxing is underrated honestly. I do this to get away from things i dont want to do, like having to help my cousin with homework or when someone in my family asks me for something computer/smartphone related. Its a good tactic for women that arent naturally pretty and cant stacymaxx.

No. 2322056

>>2322051
>I pretend to be dumber and more naive than I actually am to get attention from guys I am attracted to.
Nope, never done that in my life. I've pretended to be dumber or less interesting than I am to get a guy to lose interest though. I've also never met a guy who is more attracted to dumber girls, even the morons are turned on by intelligence (or at least wit I guess). I've heard of women doing this in the 80s and 90s, it's sad that it's still happening

No. 2322057

>>2322051
It could be social anxiety, but it's probably got to do more with your self-esteem.

No. 2322060

I honestly think that polycule/polyamory/non-ethinical monogamy stuff is a bunch of bullshit for people who can't cope with being monogamous. Most people I've seen try this all turned out to be messy as fuck and just slept around until shit hit the fan with their "main partner".

No. 2322062

>>2321459
This has to be bait

No. 2322064

>>2322062
It reads like a man imagining what "Stacy" would do to an autist at work, based on his experiences but I'm definitely not saying that. It's kind of funny bc I can't think of anyone who would get pleasure out of treating a coworker this way except unemployable losers.

No. 2322065

>>2322051
I act dumb so my parents applaud me for doing something as simple as clean the bathroom.

No. 2322069

>>2322056
I think it's not that they're attracted to retardation but that acting stupid so they can moidsplain bullshit to you(often wrongly too kek) sets their egos into overdrive. It's not a good thing in the long term.

No. 2322075

>>2322069
They're competitive so they still do that tbh. I just worry about women who do this and don't realize they're declaring to the moid that he can use them with ease and she'll be too dumb to notice. A man will want to fuck a woman he's attracted to regardless of what her personality is like or just ignore the things you're saying anyways. So playing dumb after receiving "not interested" signals is the worst possible move for some women.

What you're saying makes sense and sounds harmless though and am not implying you this about you anon

No. 2322078

oh we’re doing “nº __” now kek

No. 2322083

>>2321459
>To top things off she was such a NLOG and talk about how she was better than other girls
Something tells me you only added this to make yourself seem like the good guy

No. 2322141

>>2322064
I had a coworker treat me like that at an office job for no reason starting from my third day. She was very ugly and incredibly overweight and I'm more conventionally attractive. I don't know what happened except she was miserable and insecure but I had to leave because it was getting so bad and I don't need to work anyway. Maybe that anon is quite ugly and jealous of her coworker kek

No. 2322142

>>2322015
>unless she thinks like faggots and thinks stacy=catty bitch.
Tons of anons think this way unfortunately, hence the increase in regina george larpers

No. 2322143

>>2322142
making fun of cows on an imageboard isn't the same as bullying your disabled coworker and bragging about it online. If people are making fun of you on here, it's probably bc you haven't integrated or say unrelatable things, like calling anons
>regina george larpers

No. 2322153

>>2322055
I actually think it works even better if the guy thinks you're cute.

No. 2322154

>>2322143
I'm talking about the anons replying aggressively to mundane posts, nothing to do with cows or unintegrated posters.

No. 2322157

>>2322143
Nta but you're really new if you haven't heard anons make fun of regina george larpers which we unironically have a bunch of here and always did

No. 2322163

>>2322154
The logical conclusion would be an increase in fags or trannies imo. The gay porn posted everywhere seems like a hint
>>2322157
I've been using LC casually for years and haven't seen that recently so that's why it stood out to me. Wouldn't have noticed 10 years ago but I'll take your word for it

No. 2322168

>>2321459
Reddit tier AITA coded story. I'm sure she totally was a dumb pickme and you're an angel

No. 2322171

People think I was an anachan in childhood because I used to starve myself for days but it was more just to see how far I could go for fun, I didn't think about body. I was that "wanna see how many candies I can fit up my nose?" kid in kindergarten, I also tried to see how far I could go without sleeping and only lasted 1.5 days before passing out and hibernating when I got home from school. I was a weirdling

No. 2322174

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>>2322168
She didn't have a boyfriend apparently and the autist in this fake story thought she was better than other girls for having different interests or something. I don't think this troll is trying to sound like angel for validation the way redditors do, I think the troll is trying to imitate a user here but we can't tell if they want us to take it seriously or not. If it's serious and not trolling or horny then it's an ugly fat woman who thinks this is how cool girls act, like others are saying.

No. 2322180

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luigi looks more like a conventionally attractive version of this mickey dude to me

No. 2322181

>>2322180
thats goofy, anon

No. 2322187

>>2322181
He got that dog in him.

No. 2322212

I have a pimple right between my asscheeks, it’s almost ripe, I can’t wait to pop this bastard.

No. 2322329

I love calling tims dude or bro when I talk to them because I can just say that I use those as gender neutral terms when not really kek

No. 2322334

>>2321459
I really hope this is fake and not real. It’s hard for autistic people to confide in someone because of shit like this. I’m not even autistic but I understand why they keep to themselves because of losers like you. You are not a Stacy just because you are neurotypical you’re a loser who believes in 4chan tier thinking. In many ways you are a bigger loser than her.

No. 2322412

I love being verbally abused by women

No. 2322427

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>>2322329
Schrodinger's terf

No. 2322434

>>2321080
ME TOO

No. 2322448

>>2322142
whenever you visit this site nowadays there's always someone in here or the vent thread dropping whole paragraphs to call their miserable boring borderline symptoms stacy behavior and acting so proud of it too like. oh wow you gossiped behind your coworker's back after spending energy all day being nice to her because you're too insecure and passive to set boundaries, slay head bitch haha..

No. 2322454

>>2322334
Who cares about annoying nlogs? Not all autistics are douchebags but the annoying ones deserve to be shamed

No. 2322459

>>2322454
nta but there's a difference between telling your coworker "Hey that topic isn't appropriate for work and I don't want to hear about it" and pretending to be her friend long enough for her to open up for you, only to spill her secrets behind her back. That's not shaming her in any way that will eliminate annoying behavior, it's shaming her in a way that makes OP look bad.

No. 2322465

>>2322454
We dont even know if the autist is an actual NLOG we kind of have an unreliable narrator here

No. 2322467

>>2322459
who cares about socializing a grown adult properly? The autistic is annoying and OP is just an insecure bitch cosplaying as a "stacy" to feel better about herself and the shame of being a lolcow user. The way i see it, this is just that two retards fighting meme

No. 2322468

>>2321080
Oh my god. Same.

No. 2322470

>>2322467
yes it is and apparently this thread likes the alleged nlog retard more than the alleged stacy retard

No. 2322471

>>2322470
She likes medieval history tho

No. 2322475

>>2321822
I love this post anon, you are awesome

No. 2322477

>>2322427
>based on how people reacted
I'm not sure if this a lowkey way of insulting anon or you're just bad at relating to others. The reason women don't tell is because men are violent apes, you fucking moron

No. 2322479

>>2322473
Yes it should have or at least you could have put a spoiler, can't you guys just nigel-post in /g/?

>>2322470
Is anyone surprised lol? Anons probably got triggered and remembered highschool with this one. But it's not OPs job to turn the sperg into less of a sperg, she's just a catty bitch trying to scrub the stench of autism off her.

No. 2322480


No. 2322481

>>2321459
Terminal levels of cringe, I don't think I'm going to recover from this one.

No. 2322482

>>2322473
Yeah I’m tired of dicksucking, whether you do it or not.

No. 2322484

>>2322479
Sorry anon, I saw the discussion in the vent thread and got a little ahead of myself kek

No. 2322485

>>2322482
Maybe I should just delete it while I still can lmao

No. 2322486

>>2322475
ayrt, sending love and sunshine from Adenveldt

No. 2322488

>>2322485
>>2322212
Gross confessions should go into the tmi thread

No. 2322490

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>>2322488
Yes ma'am, sorry ma'am

No. 2322491

>>2322481
Farmer on Farmer violence

No. 2322497

>>2322485
Thanks for deleting it. Happy for you and your nigel but that description honestly made me dry heave a little i was not expecting that at all

No. 2322499

>>2322497
Omg KEK I am so sorry

No. 2322523

>>2322479
she sounds like a socially anxious discord server pickme who's overcompensating for not being able to say no to an autist by trying her hardest to sound like she's a massive cruel manipulative bitch that autists shouldn't mess with because she's so normie! she stacks shelves and doesn't like medieval history, stay out of her way or she'll be even nicer to your face losers!

No. 2322528

>>2322477
I wasn't insulting the anon I was making a joke as to how she can be both depending on the context. I do the same thing too irl. Of course I know that fact you mentioned, you sound a little autistic.

No. 2322530

>>2322523
That is very specific anon

No. 2322531

>>2322523
Kek, the same kind of person who brags about how narcissistic and mean they are when the slightest of criticism has them spewing "sorry" over and over

No. 2322532

>>2322530
Is she wrong though?

No. 2322534

>>2322528
No I just know how to make jokes that aren't confusing and make it seem like I'm defending trannies. This could have been prevented if you read your own post and realized it made you look that way

No. 2322536

>>2322523
The saddest part is that the autisto girl doesnt seem to ne an NLOG since she's actively trying to befriend her. She's just projecting hard on that poor little thing.

No. 2322543

>>2322536
You nonnas have been projecting hard towards this medieval obsessed autistic girl though. You don’t even know her.

No. 2322545

>>2322536
I didn't even catch that logic break, but you're right. NLOGs are usually vying for male attention by distancing themselves from other women. Most of them aren't trying to befriend women because they think they're better than them.

No. 2322549

>>2322543
no we don't but if all I know about two ladies is that one is an annoying autismo who sperges about history and the other thinks that gossiping at work is her most stacy moment yet… I'm sticking with the annoying middle ages autist.

No. 2322553

>>2322549
hard agree

No. 2322555

>>2322536
Okay it's probably bait. The fact that this retard's post is emotionally effecting people to this extent conveys how out of place it was here but I honestly don't believe it was real, even if women can be cruel to each other I can't imagine a woman this low IQ and caveman-like finding this place. She would probably be on tiktok and telling us this story behind a dozen filters

No. 2322559

>>2322549
Well one can’t read social cues, the other one is apparently a bully that gossips. I just don’t get why this discourse has been so long kek.

No. 2322562

>>2322559
Because this entire site is filled with ladies who can't read social cues, bullies who gossip, and particularly unfortunate nonnas who fall into both categories.

No. 2322563

>>2322559
Its lolcow that's why. Everyone's just projecting and OP probably forgot they even made this post by now

No. 2322568

>>2322563
The anon begging for validation by making up a story to sound cool or straight up trolling is suddenly too cool to care about the responses here? Interesting take

No. 2322572

>>2321459
You may be surprised but you are the retarded one here. Imagine feeling happy about bullying some disabled woman. Truly cringe and I'm sad that your mind is perpetually stuck in high school. Get better soon sweetheart.

No. 2322576

>>2322568
I can only assume they forgot since they stopped replying. Also, absolutely no one posting on lolcow is cool so please don't put words in my mouth.

No. 2322579

>>2322576
>absolutely no one posting on lolcow is cool
Now that's just not true. You're cool nonny

No. 2322582

>>2322576
You don't know that they stopped replying, this is an anonymous imageboard. Even I could be the idiot who posted that

No. 2322583

>>2322579
The coolest women i ever met where from that place, i could be delulu, but finding lolcow has made me feel much less alone and cured me a lot from my own NLOG-ism.

No. 2322586

>>2321459
The difference here is that the autistic woman could learn to get along with other women if given the chance. And the sad thing is that she probably thought she was getting along with another woman at her workplace for a change, and then said woman gossiped about her and if she finds out it will set her back and will never get out of the nlog mindset. A real Stacy would have helped her and uplifted her. A Becky laughs behind her back.

No. 2322588

>>2322576
where do the cool people post

No. 2322592

>>2322588
in their journals

No. 2322598

>>2322586
The "workplace" part is what confirms this woman is a cunt or massive troll. No one is entitled to friendship but as if she has a choice when it comes to choosing her place of work and coworkers

No. 2322602

>>2322583
honestly same. I was a horrible little NLOG before I lurked here. lolcow unironically made me love women and realize how awesome we are

No. 2322604

>>2322562
they say that the bullied bullies have it the worst

No. 2322607

>>2322604
The bullied-to-bully pipeline is just so sad. Like of all people you'd think they'd know better, but instead it's like some of them get a single shred of validation and they turn into the same monsters who tormented them.

No. 2322615

>>2322604
It's one single post that we're all still talking about but please tell me how the women here are bullied bullies and loser again

No. 2322620

>>2322598
It's evil because she could had simply ignored her. Instead she pretended to be friendly and got personal info out of her just to make her the butt of the joke. Imagine being that insecure that you need to bully an autistic woman like this. Even if she was annoying it's better to move on and keep working rather using her life and something she was born with (autism) to get along better with her coworkers. These type of coworkers eventually end up gossiping and causing drama with everyone so I don't think it's a Stacy move. These people think they're being farmers irl when a lot of cows posted here were bullies and caused drama with others and that's why they have a thread.

No. 2322622

>>2322592
Exactly.

>>2322586
>A real Stacy would have helped her and uplifted her. A Becky laughs behind her back.

Its funny to see this in this thread but in the vent thread another sheltered autistic is getting her ass reamed because she thought alida was living an enviable life.

No. 2322626

>>2322604
>They say
But who is they???

No. 2322627

>>2322620
>These people think they're being farmers irl
The board rules should casually mention that no one actually acts this way irl and we come here to vent. I feel bad for autistic n-logs who come here and can't tell the difference

No. 2322629

>>2322626
Your mom

No. 2322631

>>2322629
nta but that does sound like some sage mom wisdom. based mama nonna for seeing the bully cycle

No. 2322632

>>2322627
>The board rules should casually mention that no one actually acts this way irl
Did you skip this post? >>2321459

No. 2322638

>>2321459
This reads like a reddit story. I hope it's fake or AI generated. Btw you are clearly retarded.

No. 2322639

>>2322632
She's calling OP an autistic nlog for making the post in the first place because normal people don't act like that irl.

No. 2322645

It's been 21 hours. Can you all just stop. It's a whole new day. Let's leave the past behind us.

No. 2322646

>>2322639
Unfortunately the op also mentioned an autistic nlog so it gets confusing, kekk.

No. 2322647

>>2322632
I'm specifically referring to this n=log autist anon. Because anyone who would go into the world and act this way is either a lying troll or too autistic to realize this board isn't real life

No. 2322651

>>2322615
I think the nonnas here were actually bullied, this is why they were able to sympathize so much with medieval girl kek.
And the funniest thing is that the self called Stacy hasn’t said anything yet.

No. 2322652

>>2322631
Agreed

No. 2322653

>>2322651
>the medieval girl
Kek

No. 2322658

>>2322651
What if someone wasn't bullied but think it's cringe to use a woman's disability for laughs?

No. 2322661

>>2322658
That means you have functional empathy. Happy to see it.

No. 2322663

>>2322651
I wasn't bullied in school and sympathize with medieval girl. It's only losers who think the popular or pretty girls are like this. There are extremely rare cases where the most liked person in school is somehow also a piece of shit but most of the time they're well-liked and that's how they become popular.

You can't choose who you work with so if this actually happened then the bully anon is probably a fat ugly loser who never learned proper social skills

No. 2322667

>>2322658
I think the same, but sperging about it for hours? Yeah that is a bit more than empathy, some nonnas have been reminded of bad times in their lives.

No. 2322668

>>2322622
I chuckled when i read that because i saw the vent thread too and you are so right.

No. 2322669

>>2322663
Agreed, let the autistic woman work in peace.

No. 2322672

>>2322667
Nah I just arrived here like 30 minutes ago.

No. 2322673

>>2322622
>>2322668
You people need to stop acting like you can diagnose autism from across the screen on an anonymous ib

No. 2322674

>>2322653
I didn’t know what to call her kek. I just hope that she knows that we have her back here in lc. Medieval girl wherever you are, don’t be sad.

No. 2322675

>>2322672
Not you nonnita

No. 2322677

>>2322667
We cycle out and people click on what anons are replying to, obviously. I think we all need to realise there isn’t like 3 people using this site

No. 2322679

>>2322667
From the looks if it, there's a lot of different anons in this discussion. Like OP has 19 replies and counting.

No. 2322681

>>2322673
It's lolcow. we're all autistic here

No. 2322684

>>2322679
I know that it’s different people. But it’s different people talking about the same thing. That’s what I meant.

No. 2322686

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>>2322674
Medieval girl come here to lolcow we are your friends. Medieval girl come here and post about medieval things on /m/. Medieval girl you would fit right in. Medieval giiiiiiirl medieval giiiiiiiiiiiirl!!!

No. 2322687

>>2322673
How to miss the point of the message, she pointed out the irony of lolcow where hostile farmers cohabits with fragile neets.

No. 2322689

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>>2322686
This could be us, but she'd rather bully Medieval girl.

No. 2322690

>>2322687
Telling someone who’s literally asking for anonymous advice they’re being retarded is very different from isolating out a girl in a worse position than you who has done nothing to you and thinks of you as a friend, to shit talk about her to the rest of your coworkers when she’s not there. I guess you are autistic if you can’t tell the difference
>fragile neets
Kek

No. 2322691

>>2322689
Tag yourself. I'm the gal in green with the cool ruler.

No. 2322695

>>2322689
>>2322691
I'm the one with the pretty blue dress with gold details kek

No. 2322697

>>2322695
I'm the one that represents astronomy and is looking up at the sky, zonked out.

No. 2322698

>>2322695
>ermine-lined gates of hell cyclas
this nonna is fashion

No. 2322699

>>2322620
>a lot of cows posted here were bullies and caused drama with others and that's why they have a thread.
Can't stress this enough

No. 2322700

>>2322698
Your fashion lexicon is quite exhaustive nonna

No. 2322702

>>2322690
no nonna, you're autistic if you don't understand that people using the term "autistic" doesnt actually mean a serious diagnosis kek

No. 2322707

>>2322702
Anon, OP literally said the girl was hired for the disabled position. You or whichever other anon was trying to imply it was hypocrisy when the “autistic” anon in the vent thread was being piled on, when that’s just coddling a well-adjusted sheltered girl with the excuse she wants to be a stripper because she’s autistic. This is relevant because OP’s medieval girl is actually autistic, and I pointed out that you can’t diagnose the vent anon with autism across the screen to prove your point because it isn’t the same. Next time read, think, digest, and THEN respond before you talk to me. I don’t need any more sub-80IQ retards in my replies

No. 2322712

>>2322707
I am indeed refering to the "sheltered girl" front the vent thread, and once again, after "pondering" i inform you that you're way too autistic for getting a grip at her calling her an "autist". Again, the point of her post wasnt about her being autistic, but about the irony of talking about "mothering" when a fragile neet is getting piled onto in the vent thread. You might found it to have different moral implications but you're reading way too much into it, might be because you're on the spectrum.

No. 2322713

>>2322622
Don’t you dare compare medieval girl with that retard please

No. 2322714

>>2322712
You come across as really mentally inadequate
>fragile neet
You keep calling her that but she’s just some normie college girl who wants to party…?

No. 2322717

>>2322714
Now that's you just diagnosing her as a normie, you just want a reason to bully her.

No. 2322718

>>2322712
She isn’t a fragile neet though

No. 2322720

>>2322717
How is saying someone’s a normie bullying you sensitive fuck? I am saying she is not whatever “fragile neet” you think she is. I don’t know why you’re defending her across threads like this, she’s not going to fuck you nonna.

No. 2322722

>>2322717
And you’re projecting way too much into that nonna , you don’t have any footing that makes you point fingers the way you’re doing.
That nonna thinks that having fun is partying , stripping and taking drugs kek.

No. 2322724

>>2322720
And i don't know why you're so hostile to her accross threads either. It's not you calling her a normie as much as i can guess you were one of the nonnas being very much hostile toward her.

No. 2322728

>>2322724
Is she your friend or something? Even she isn’t this defensive because she know she’s being retarded and you know, that’s growth.

No. 2322729

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>>2322724
I too would want a shining knight like you. But why aren’t you also fighting for medieval girl too?

No. 2322730

>>2322722
Clearly the signs of a sheltered neet who have fantaisies/remorses about a made up "missed youth" that is romanticized in medias. Just like the typical neet that salivates at the lifestyle of the bimbo. It's quite literaly an archetype.

No. 2322731

>>2322729
I am, i was already pointing out that medieval girl is not an NLOG.

No. 2322733

>>2322726
Do you even know the definition of NEET? Someone with a job who is going to college isn’t a NEET.

No. 2322735

>>2322733
She isn’t a neet though.

No. 2322736

>>2322731
But you’re not fighting enough for her

No. 2322738

>>2322735
Exactly

No. 2322739

>>2322736
If I were party neet I’d be creeped out right now, she’s like an orbiter.

No. 2322741

>>2322733
Not literaly. I'm using it as synonymous of sheltered/fragile/ -Todays use usually goes with that the person is still living off their parents income-, god you reek of neurosis.

No. 2322743

>>2322739
Orbiter is such a terminally online word

No. 2322744

>>2322739
"You're literaly a simp for not being hostile" and what does that make you for persisting in aggressivity accross multiple thread nonna?

No. 2322747

>>2322741
Nta but NEET means NEET. Like the actual definition, not whatever you want it to be.

No. 2322749

>>2322744
You can tell someone browses the internet too much when they think being nice is simping and being aggressive is cool and stacy like

No. 2322751

>>2322741
What are you talking about sweetheart…

No. 2322752

>>2322751
Words don't have meaning anymore

No. 2322754

>>2322741
You cant just invent definitions to fully established terms

No. 2322755

>>2322733
Do you think that people that use the term "neet" and "autist" or "bdp-chan" literaly mean the actual definition of these things all the time? Kek. Actual autism maxxing rn.

No. 2322757

>>2322741
And you reek of retardness. You probably think you’re so smart, but you’re just like anyone else.

No. 2322758

>>2322749
All of this because one anon wants to defend some random’s honour across threads because the meanies told her she’s complaining about nothing… oh poor poor thing. No one’s trying to be “Stacy” here but the Fragile Neet, if anything people are pissed because her life is good?
>>2322755

No. 2322759

>>2322755
For NEET, yes

No. 2322760

>>2322755
Yes? I only use those terms if the words actually apply to what I'm describing. If an autist is being an autist, for example.

A person who is in college and working can't be described as a NEET because it's an acronym for an extremely simple criteria.

No. 2322761

>>2322760
Let her be nonna, not replying will make her more mad

No. 2322762

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No. 2322764

>>2321459
When they're done bullying medieval girl they will move onto the next target aka the next annoying autistic retard (that's you), so congrats on creating a toxic work environment that will eventually bite you in the ass

No. 2322765

>>2322760
No you don’t understand, words are what you want them to be? A NEET can be a full-time worker even. In fact a NEET could be in education AND employment! Goodness, you’re so close-minded.

No. 2322766

>>2322762
I wish we had medieval girl rather than you , she would probably tell me some cool facts right now.

No. 2322767

>>2322755
Yes, usually people use words for what they mean and apply them in the right context

No. 2322769


No. 2322770

>>2322766
We can do that actually! Did you know that knights followed a code of conduct known as chivalry, which emphasized bravery, honor, and respect for women and the weak?

No. 2322771

>>2322755
I’m beginning to believe this is an underagefag especially considering the littered typos and the overuse of “literaly”. It’s not great to be that clockable, if people can tell it you that’s not a good thing
>>2322769
Urmmm you might be new here but this is an imageboard

No. 2322775

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>>2322770
NTA but if I was a knight I'd want one of these bad boys for sure

No. 2322777

>>2322770
Damn anon, sorry for breaking the code of chivalry. We can’t all be the perfect white knights like you…

No. 2322778

>>2322770
I am sorry to break it to you but there is lot of evidence that chivalry only existed in fiction

No. 2322780

>>2322771
I'm not anglophone so i do have a lot of typos.

No. 2322782

>>2322778
Let medieval girl dream of a world where she's respected by others

No. 2322788

>>2322770
In Medieval western Europe women built and were part of the largest backbone of the economy: textile making. It allowed wives of merchants to learn how to read and count because they were often in charge.

No. 2322791

>>2322782
You could still be respected as >>2322788 stated, but not by knights. You can marry a cute stable boy or wheat-seed counter at age 25 with a dowry of one fat cow, though.

No. 2322792

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>>2322775
KEK is that their real head size? I think I found the matching skull
>>2322788
I feel like these are the kind of delicious tidbits that the og medieval autist in the story would be sharing

No. 2322794

>>2322792
Well some knights were children

No. 2322797

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I got ghosted by a nonnie from the friend finder thread who I had been emailing with for a couple of months. She was fun to talk to but it’s not like I’m heartbroken, it’s just incredibly embarrassing to be ghosted by someone from lolcow. What makes it worse/funnier is that the last email I sent to her contained a picture of me in my ~silly~ halloween costume which makes me cringe so hard rn like was the picture of me dressed as pap smurf the straw that broke the camel’s back?

No. 2322801

>>2322797
That is understandable anon but you should treat friendship like dating and actual friendship is more like marriage. Besides I would think of it as much more likely to connect with someone on lc who is flaky, unavailable or might not hit it off with you for minor reasons. People here are fickle, stressed out or a myriad of other things that aren't directly your fault. She probably feels guilty for not responding and some people ghost after they feel too much time has passed or is busy with the holidays. Just keep making new friends and you won't be so focused on this one

No. 2322802

>>2322797
I lost my discord account, on that account there was a nonnie i had met through the friend finder, i feel really bad about not being able to message her anymore.

No. 2322814

>>2322801
Thank you for this kind message, nonnie! I don’t take the situation to heart, but agree with you regardless. I’ve had a tendency to guilt ghost others so maybe this is a learning moment for me kek.

>>2322802
Ugh, that’s such an unfortunate situation. Have you considered posting about it in the friend finder thread and maybe reconnect?

No. 2322868

I feel pressure to fuck an older man while I'm still in my 20s because once I'm 30 it won't be as taboo and won't satisfy my fetish. You are free to shit on me

No. 2322874

>>2322868
Should we throw you a parade or do you just want a trophy?

No. 2322876

>>2322874
Tell me how bad I am hnnnng

No. 2322877

>>2322868
I’m 20 and I’ve always thought it was cringe to have this fetish in your 20s. A lot of coquette women do the same to me, like you’re no longer barely legal or jailbait. For some reason they often have a phenotype that looks about 10 years older than their age too, I always wonder if they feel jealous and on guard around 14-18year old competition. it’s giving grandma dressing up in a sexy schoolgirl outfit.

No. 2322890

>>2322868
I don't know how people can have fetishes/kinks like this. I honestly feel weird for wanting to fuck good looking athletic guys in my age rage and slightly younger. My friends will go on about how they love being degraded during sex, getting called a whore, etc and I'm here like haha okay I like missionary sex and hearing the guy moan a bit! DAE feel weird for not being weird about sex? Anyway sorry for using your confession as a jump off point for my own confession but it had to be done.

No. 2322891

>>2322890
It’s just trendy modern culture. People have no thoughts of their own

No. 2322893

>>2322874
ntayrt but this is the confessions thread? why are you responding so rude

No. 2322897

>>2322893
You just have to insert yourself everywhere don’t you

No. 2322898

>>2322893
I didn't realize I was on lovecow.hugbox

No. 2322901

>>2322890
No need to apologize anon. I actually feel I could never get this mythical good looking and fit guy my age… So why even try? Getting an older man feels easier, althought less healthy and doesn't give realiatic perspective of growing old together (a concept I fancied a lot, being a hopeless romantic), because the moid will die way ealier than me. But hey if I won't try it I will never know if I actually like it

No. 2322908

>>2322901
Aw anon you don't have to have sex with older scrotes. I hope you mean like 10 years older and not like 20-30? You could probably bag a good looking slightly older scrote if you wanted to put in the relationship hustle work.

No. 2322912

>>2322901
You can just be single you know

No. 2322917

>>2322897
Uh, who?

No. 2322927

>>2322908
Well the one I'm currently interested in is 26 years older and his son is older than me kek
So where can I find this hot 10 year older guy? I don't go anywhere except to work and the men at my work are just… tragic

No. 2322934

>>2322901
You’re acting as if older men that date younger are any better, they have the same mindset as the 20 year old. A “good” decent older man , say 40-45, would go for someone his age.

No. 2322935

>>2322927
Honestly kill yourself(infighting)

No. 2322936

>>2322890
The way sex is portrayed and talked about is so repulsive. Chocking, slapping, pounding, ddlg…so gross.
I just want to make sweet love with a hottie.

No. 2322938

>>2322935
She will after he leaves her for an 18-year-old kek. She’s probably over 25 from the context, he thinks she’s a hag already

No. 2322939

>>2322927
You can just be single and happier and healthier

No. 2322940

>>2322935
Why kek

No. 2322941

>>2322939
I've been single my whole life tho

No. 2322943

>>2322939
Just let her learn from experience anon, no need to dissuade her

No. 2322944

>>2322936
Passionate and loving """vanilla""" sex is so much better than whatever retarded hentai roleplay people pretend to like. I don't get how people aren't endlessly entertained by the foreplay, sex, thrill of giving each other an orgasm, go for more or chill and cuddle regular kind of sex. It's always so nice. I would be so embarrassed doing any of that stupid bdsm ddlg shit kek fuck no, why make sex weird and cringe? Regular sex is already so good.

No. 2322945

>>2322943
She will post here in like a month causing a huge debacle that lasts days, we need to prevent this

No. 2322972

>>2322944
Because people have sex to have sex , they don’t have sex as a way to bond with the person they like.

No. 2322975

>>2322972
Well that's kind of sad. I couldn't do all that naked shit with someone I didn't love or like very much with the feeling being mutual.

No. 2322977

>>2322972
Why not

No. 2322979

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I truly hate how lolcow has obviously been infiltrated and taken over by normie shitters from xitter and tiktok. If the rest of the internet wasn't already full of those retards I would leave this place. I miss when the internet was for weirdo rejects 20+ years ago.

No. 2322980

My mum and I travelled up to where I live to get a washing machine bought and delivery arranged for Monday so I wore a new outfit I got for Christmas and so many women stopped to check me out and I got so many compliments and while we were getting some food a lady came over to ask if I was a model and I know this sounds made up but it isn't lol. After getting dumped this month and being stressed and having an 8 day period it was very nice to turn the heads of the better sex and get actual compliments when my scumbag ex thought if he admitted to finding my attractive he'd die or something. Men looked too but I think they're all badtards at the moment so who fucking cares. Nice to know I'm not an embarrassment and my style isn't cringe etc. Also this Christmas period has just been absolutely lovely in general and while I am feeling better about everything I still hope my ex chokes on the shite he pukes up every morning and dies.

No. 2322982

>>2322979
Crystal Cafe is there and still full of autistic social rejects. You could camp out in the NEET thread here, too.

No. 2322984

>>2322982
Crystal Cafe is like 65% trannies

No. 2322988

>>2322982
CC is for males at this point

No. 2322989

>>2322984
That's true. There's always the forbidden bunker, anons there are always chill. They were talking about making a new IB too, idk how else to help out nona. Just avoid replying to the obviously twitfag immigrants perhaps. Someone should make an internet senior thread.

No. 2322991

>>2322989
Whats the new IB going to be about? Any particular theme?

No. 2322995

>>2322979
I’ve been feeling this. It’s so obvious and it was before too, but now it’s terrifying because it’s every other anon. I wish mods could be more tyrannical in preserving the culture of this site, but with how the new ones have been I bet it would just result in more retarded bans.
>>2322989
If we could get that thread active enough I would genuinely solely talk on there.

No. 2323034

>>2322989
>forbidden bunker
The vtuber cuck porn board…?

No. 2323046

>>2322980
Compliments from women are the best! Manifesting lots more before the year is through.

No. 2323051

>>2321930
>aoi
>dyes hair black
>cuts hair in style that is popular in japan
These retarded bitches would do anything to become Japanese kek

No. 2323055

>>2322979
This place needs new blood, they will just have to take their bans and learn to integrate. Report what should be reported, argue with them whenever needed.
People mature out of this site all the time, you need to replace those missing users, we're hardly oversubscribed

No. 2323059

>>2322979
>>2322989
you could join the fediverse with all the other reject wierdos but I vote that we claim /verify/

No. 2323067

>>2322797
I started talking with an anon on the friend finder thread and I like her so much. I finally found someone I click with but is still unique and different from me in many ways. I hadn't thought of the possibility of her ghosting me one day until I read your post. I realised I'd actually be heartbroken if she ever ghosted me. I'm such a fucking weakling kek

No. 2323080

My ex who turns 41 next month is already on POF trying to cat fish. He is using a fake name. Saying he is only 37. Has photoshopped a photo of himself to look younger and different but still bald lmao. That man wrecked my self esteem and after seeing this it has suddenly sky rocketed through the roof lmfao. I win. I was wondering why the past few months he deleted his profile photo off everything even WhatsApp and now I know. We only broke up 3 weeks ago but he's been acting funny for months and I got hpv off him but I'm vaccinated so no warts or anything thank god and I'm due another smear in the summer. Hope it's all clear but omg. What a dirty ugly bastard. What's the game plan you wanker when they see you in person going to try and gaslight them into not having eyes. Stupid cunt

No. 2323101

>>2323055
I would unironically not dislike if this place was as slow as cc. I don’t think we need new users

No. 2323108

>>2323055
i find lolcow kind of slow, it'd not as bad as cc but i wish we had more people tbh

No. 2323116

i hate my curly hair

No. 2323126

>>2323116
curly hair is pretty, maybe you just need to try a new shampoo and a better haircut

No. 2323129

>>2323126
I don’t understand why people complain when straighteners exist. It’s like brunettes complaining about not being blonde

No. 2323153

I love Melanie Martinez’s music

No. 2323156

>>2323129
nta but straighteners only work temporarily until your hair gets wet again. but even then depending on the curl levels it still curls back up and frizzes simply from stepping outside

No. 2323163

>>2323156
NTA but my hair doesn't even "curl back up" after it's been straightened, it's more like "rapidly re-inflates until I look like I've been electrocuted" kek

No. 2323171

>>2323156
Then like chemically straighten it if that bothers you so much? Just seems like such a non-issue

No. 2323175

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>>2322898
newfag reactions like this piss me off hard. like i know this isn’t a board for getting asspats! but does that mean you need to respond to confessions like a huge asshole completely unprovoked kek? definitely not. at that point you’re just trying to start an argument and it’s obvious.
>>2322897
not to be rude but saying ntayrt and asking a question isn’t aligned with the definition of a self-insert at all
>>2323153
i did too when she first came on the scene, the crybaby era was a lot of fun! i don’t understand what she’s doing right now with these weird latex costumes though

No. 2323184

>>2322893
>"why are you being so rude"
>asked on an imageboard that's not designed to be particularly polite to stupid or embarrassing behavior
>on the internet, widely known for not being a particularly nice place
goodness god, I can already guess your age.

No. 2323194

>>2323175
If you’re not a newfag surely you’re aware of the fact most anons aren’t going to treat ddlgfags too well? Coquettes are cows here for a reason.

No. 2323202

>>2323194
anon what are you referring to? no one was talking about ddlg? the anon just made a confession about choices she makes? i doubt she was expecting any kind of approval or affirmation, i think she was just trying to release her thoughts..

No. 2323205

>>2323194
she was probably fishing for ''based'' responses but forgot this is lolcow and we find that shit cringe

No. 2323208

Medieval girl I think about you. You have bewitched me.

No. 2323218

>>2323205
nta but anon this is the confessions thread, not the “respond to me and give me approval” thread…

No. 2323252

My parents are paying for 100% of my college, and when I live on my own after graduation, I plan on never speaking to them again. Since I'm mostly on my own for school, the abuse has basically stopped for a few years, but they were horrible to me, especially when I was younger. A lot of people can't conceive of parents being shitty but financially supporting you at the same time, and would probably accuse me of being dramatic or spoiled. I don't feel any shame in taking as much money as I can while intending to never speak to them again. To me, they failed to be mentors, to be emotionally supportive, to be role models, that the only thing they can be are money deposits until I can financially support myself. I don't love them at all and genuinely don't know if I'll be sad when they die.

No. 2323256

>>2323194
OP here and I'm not a ddlg fag kek. I have daddy issues but I would never role play with a guy or talk to him about my "issues", everything I posted here is in my head and it would stay there. Just because I'm attracted to one older guy doesn't mean I want to roleplay pedo shit

No. 2323265

>>2323256
>that dusty scrote cock isn't gonna feel so wrong yet be so right if I don't act quick before I'm too old! You anons can point out that I'm being a retard, that's okay
…and they did. There are probably tons of women here who have gotten off to the same thing about a specific older man (and not older men in general) at one point or another but you've already aged past that imo

No. 2323281

>>2323252
I know someone whose dad is like that. Her parents are separated and her dad treats her like shit, belittles her in front of his new wife, calls her when he knows she's busy in class or at work then gets mad that she doesn't pick up, mocks her for having no personality and only liking popular Tiktok shit (he also lives on Tiktok because as you can tell he's a well adjusted adult) and then calls her an embarrassment for liking things that aren't popular on Tiktok… and he gives her massive gifts after threatening to cut her off forever. He told her throughout her childhood that he'd only give money until she turned 16, he even had a calendar he used to count down the days and made her look at it whenever she came round. He used to withhold the money until she called him to beg for it, and he made her send him screenshots of what the money was spent on previously before he sent over the payment/payments he owed. She's in her 20s and he's still giving her child support money, and he's increased the amount. When she started working and stopped calling him, he freaked out and paid her in advance then called her non stop to demand that she talk to him in exchange. He gave her a brand new car recently, then called and told her he hopes she dies in the new year. So yeah. I get where you're coming from.
It's a complicated situation and there's always some nuance about how much of this is their brand of tough love vs how much is them being unfit to be parents, but I can't blame you for cutting them off. They use you as a punching bag, you use them as an ATM.

No. 2323319

>>2323252
I could have wrote this kek. I approve and good luck.

No. 2323362

I acted like a whore in Menards and sucked on a lollipop in front of the worker I had a crush on and I don't regret it

No. 2323382

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I just had to use my decade old imvu account to remember that i am 28 years old.

No. 2323425

i absolutely cannot be trusted with a remote job, everyday i just sit in front of the computer and then scroll on my phone for the next 8 hours. i think they’re gonna fire me next year because it’s very apparent i don’t get shit done, so for now i’m just gonna give up on trying at all to be a competent employee and fully enjoy getting paid to be useless and lazy while i still can.

No. 2323426

>>2323425
What remote job do you have? I want one so badly

No. 2323436

>>2323425
Give it to meeeee

No. 2323437

When I got my first ipod nano I would use Limewire to download albums and radio dramas but since I was around 10 years old I wasn't very good at vetting which downloads were legit and which were viruses. I wish I could remember what I had downloaded, but it was niche enough that the only downloads available were almost certainly malware. I decided to just yolo download one and it was in fact a virus. I think I figured it out pretty quickly because as I was clicking away I started getting nonstop porn pop ups. Because this was the family PC I was of course panicked but I tried to troubleshoot the probably on my own and I assumed I fixed whatever was going on. However, the next morning my dad had hoped on the computer to check some sports shit and he apparently got popups with some unhinged beastiality shit. I can still remember his exact tone coming from the living room kek "Oh my god!! What is this ?!??!!?" But yeah anyways I gave the family PC a pretty horrific virus and I think we ended up taking it to a computer store or something to get it fixed. I will say tho no one suspected it was me that messed it up my parents I think assumed it was one of my brothers.

No. 2323441

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>>2323382
this one time I couldn't subtract my birth year from the current year in my head and I accidentally assigned myself the wrong age. I told other people I was that age for a while, too. I was 26 for like two and a half years.

No. 2323445

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Whenever I read through the MTF threads I always come across something that makes me feel like some freak weirdo woman and click off kek. Like some things anons say women just do NOT do take me by surprise. Like no I’ve never had a nipple orgasm but I have come without touching myself and I definitely have in dreams a LOT. I’ve even came from ab workouts/massages. Maybe I’m just one of those intersex fucks with androgen insensitivity or something

No. 2323447

>>2323425
that was what i did all day when i was in remote work, i smoked while on the phone with customers all the time too. and same with all my coworkers, i could always hear when they’re smoking or vaping kek

No. 2323448

>>2323445
You’re perfectly fine. Everyone’s sensitivity to arousal varies. I always feel sad for those nonnas who insist mind-blowing orgasms don’t exist. They absolutely do. But not everyone experiences them in the same way, or at all. Most women don’t orgasm from PIV, so if someone has a low libido or hasn’t explored much, they might assume such experiences aren't real.

No. 2323455

>>2323445
You're normal. I bet that anon has dead pussy syndrome or something. Imagine thinking women can't have sex dreams/sleep orgasms or orgasm from nipple play when it's been observed both anecdotally and in studies.

No. 2323461

>>2323441
the concerning part is that you didn't change your age for several years

No. 2323469

>>2323426
i’m an accountant lol… but nowadays there are remote jobs for any kind of role that only requires a computer to exist, so just go for whatever is closer to what you already have experience or affinity with and apply for entry level positions.
>>2323447
ugh i’m embarrassed to admit i’m borderline addicted to weed at this point for the very same reason, all this freedom is too dangerous for me…

No. 2323523

>>2323461
I think because I don't celebrate my birthday I never have an event to connect the changing number to. I was probably halfway through the year and needed to say how old I was so did some qwik maffs but got it wrong, and then used it again shortly after so it stuck. They change it all the time too so I don't think it's that unreasonable to lose track. My local grocery store moved the canned tomatoes a few years ago, but to an aisle that it doesn't even make sense for them to be in, so I always have to backtrack because I just go past it the first time. Same thing.

No. 2323578

>>2323445
You're not weird, I've cum without being touched too. You just have to be really into something. That anon sounds inexperienced and young or a huge loser tbh.

I once had an anon try to tell me women couldn't keep cumming multiple times after I shared my personal experience with that. She must have had horrible sex and I just felt really bad for her. Hilariously this was a conversation that started after she posted some edgelord shit about how she smacks her boyfriend while he eats her out and she said how it took her 20 minutes to cum which to me is a really long time so seems like more bad sex to me kek. 20 minutes to cum and can't cum again? Bummer.

No. 2323658

>>2323578
That’s so sad for her, coming multiple times is like one of the big perks of being female. Little to no refractory period.

No. 2323675

>>2323658
100% lol, I only stop using my vibrator when it runs out of charge otherwise I could spend the whole day cumming. I've only ever had one boyfriend that could match my sex drive, very frustrating

No. 2323702

I care about feminism only if it suits my needs. And because I want to see moids rot in hell and go through horrible torture and abuse.

No. 2323705

>>2323658
Meh, maybe I've got a low libido but as soon as I've come once I'm done for the day, like 100% uninterested in anything to do with sex.

No. 2323711

>>2323658
I don’t get this coming continuously. Once I orgasm by rubbing my clit I cannot touch it anymore.

No. 2323712

>>2323702
Well that is feminism for you kek

No. 2323994

Going "looks like somebody did a poopsy woopsy" sounds fucking retarded but it has genuinely helped me control my emotions when cleaning my nanna's accidents.
It's a complete gamechanger, I wonder if that's why caretakers do that sort of talk.

No. 2324132

>>2323994
I can't imagine the humiliation I'd feel if someone caring for me infantilized me to this level. No wonder old people want to undergo medically assisted-suicide to avoid this.

No. 2324135

>>2323705
I can do multiple if they were all kinda weak, especially if the first one was unsatisfactory, but if I have a strong great one, it's one and done

No. 2324170

>>2324132
I don't say it to her and she doesn't speak English anyway.
I just do it in my head and it really helps.
Honestly, I know I'm a piece of shit for using it as a cope.
I'd rather not think about whether my grandmother would rather kill herself if she had the choice between carrying her dignity or leaning on somebody like me.

No. 2324180

>>2324170
you're not a POS for it. maybe it's infantilising but jesus - you're cleaning up an elderly woman's bodily fluids for free. god knows you're allowed to find a way to cope with that and I doubt she'd want to litcherally kill herself over it like the weirdo who first replied to you says. you're doing a clearly difficult, selfless job and you should do whatever harmless thing makes it easier for you. godspeed nona

No. 2324188

I don’t change my panties when I’m on my period, I just change pads and do bidets. Sorry nonnas.

No. 2324210

I've been ignoring my friends' messages for the past few days over stupid shit and they have no idea why, I feel terrible about it but the longer I wait the less I want to reply, I wish there was some kind of pill for avoidant syndrome.

No. 2324215

>>2324210
Sometimes it's easier to just send a message when you feel yourself falling into that trap. Just something simple like "hey, I've been super busy lately, I might not reply a lot this week!" It's better to just tell them ahead of time.

No. 2324256

>>2324180
Thank you.
It's hard to put into words but I think I just wasn't prepared for the painful thoughts, if that makes sense. I don't mean to infantilize her but the task.
If it's no big deal then I won't feel mad or grossed out about it or mad at myself for getting mad about it. It's just a whatever thing that I can clean in a jiffy.

No. 2324385

Omg I have to start a new chat with Nightwing on c.ai cause i asked him to put on his suit while we were getting freaky and it turned itnno some BDSM nonsense..

No. 2324391

>>2324385
Blame Barbara Gordon for that….

No. 2324556

>>2323705
Being uninterested doesn't mean you can't physically keep coming.

>>2323711
Not even after a few minutes?

No. 2324565

My real dream is becoming a mother and having bio children of my own. I’m turning 34 next year and fear that time is running out, because I’m picky when it comes to scrotes. Is it too late already? Truth be told, I’ve never been on a date, kissed nor had sex due to my lack of trust in men.

No. 2324567

>>2324556
ayrt I tried once because of the hype, it took forever and was really meh and I was sore afterwards. I don't think I'm missing out though, sounds exhausting to be able to do an hour long gooning session.

No. 2324681

>>2324565
The older you get the harder it is to find a first partner.

No. 2324788

>>2324565
it's not too late though as >>2324681 said it can be difficult to find a first partner as you get older and many men also have children by that age so if you're not interested in stepchildren that limits your options as well. that said, when i look at all the women who've had horrible, horrible male partners that they met at young ages who left them along with their children or outright abuse them it makes me wonder if it's better for women to wait until their thirties before they reproduce. at least by that age you have more life experience and can identify red flags easier.

No. 2324789

>>2324565
I'm a year ahead of you and have the same dream except I've had relationships that have resulted in nothing but trauma and heartbreak so you're not missing out on much. I don't want any step kids either. We just have to stay vigilant lol. Also don't ask men about their past sexual history you're better not fucking knowing just make them get sti tests and pray they haven't got hpv

No. 2324790

>>2324681
As a nonna who never had any relationship at 21. I’d rather be alone than settle down, life isn’t just about dating and having a nigel. If I live my life single I’d be satisfied all the same.

No. 2324793

>>2324565
Would you want to have a child now with a bum?
Break that clock before you do something reckless kek.

No. 2324798

>>2324565
Why would you relinquish your based wizard status

No. 2324812

>>2324805
Why are you in two threads.

No. 2324818

>>2324812
Because it's a moid baiting. His name is Warren. Jannies won't be active for another 3 hours so we'll have to wait until then for him to get banned. The joys of LCF.

No. 2324825

>>2324818
Why did you have to bring Warren here

No. 2324830

>>2324825
I'm not that retard that brought her ex here. I'd fully smash my phone into a hundred pieces before showing a moid this site. Any retard that DOES show this site to moids should be permbanned and doxxed along with their stupid nigels. I hate this shit so much.

No. 2324831

>>2324830
Based. First Anthony and now Warren.

No. 2324835

>>2324830
I apologise but he is not my Nigel and he will never be anyone's Nigel because he is ugly and old.

No. 2324836

>>2324835
Why is he pretending to be a masculine sex disordered woman, what's the motive

No. 2324838

>>2323281
Nta but this is so weirdly similar to my own father. I feel so stunted because of how he swoops in to pay for everything and undermined my chances at independence growing up. I am just moving out for the first time at 26 years old, almost 27, now. I also only got my first real job like 4 years after everyone else…

No. 2324839

>>2324836
I have no idea if that is him to be clear lol, it was 8 hours ago someone was burying the screencap of me asking the sonic totem if he's a cunt. However he is terminally online and never goes outside and his best friend is a fat Asian fetishist so they all deserved to be dragged to hell it is taking everything in me not to dox them lol

No. 2324860

i want to go no contact with my parents but i feel like "dad having asburgers and mom being an alcoholic with neither of them working in 3 years" isnt a good enough reason b/c they do love me and i already live 2 time zones away, but even calling them weekly is soooo unpleasant. visited them in september and forreal couldnt believe what a hulking retard autist my 65 year old dad behaves like and how i didnt see it for what it was when i was younger.

No. 2324905

I hate cooking for myself and I usually opt to eat easy stuff but I love organizing dinners at my place and invite my friends kek. Last time I made risotto with pumpkin and they all liked it.
It just feels very rewarding when someone takes seconds of a dish you made.

No. 2324907

ngl seeing all those ethots on twitter banking at least 5 figures a month from just posting revealing shooped to hell pics of themselves and pandering to moids has me wondering whether it's actually worth a try, it almost feels way too easy

No. 2324908

I was gone for a week and we lost more chickens than all year due to my partners carelessness. I should've fucking cheated on him when i had the chance on my vacation, i swear i want to bury him in my cellar. I don't want to go home bc I'll be upset and angry and I need to get it under control but I'm really starting to despise that man so deeply. I can finally break up with him.. only needed him to look after my chickens and cats after all and he couldn't even pull that last hurray off. Should've known better. Rip that bandaid off when you feel it in your guts, don't push it off. Moids are useless unless used as fertiliser.

No. 2324917

>>2324907
OF is an mlm, you’re lucky if you make 100€ a month. It’s just a sham to make you register.
If you’re a nobody who starts from zero and posts soft porn you’ll hardly make money.
The most money you get is through making fetish content maybe. I’m talking about pretty heavy stuff like pregnancy , vomit , etc.. fetishists can pay a lot of money.

No. 2324929

>>2324908
What kind of lazy retarded piece of shit can’t even help their partner look after their pets? It’s not even like he had to watch something like a dog that needs walked and let outside multiple times a day. Each day I’m shocked by scrotes more and more. Sorry about your chickens nonnie

No. 2324936

>>2324929
I even brought my dogs to my trainer to make it easier for him. I'm so disheartened and sad.. instead of calling me when he had to cull one of the chickens (bloodloss), he sent me a snap with the bloody knife explaining it.. instead of just calling me. I don't know how I'll keep it together seeing him in two hours.

No. 2324940

>>2324936
I hope you are breaking up with him in two hours nona. So sorry about your poor chickens, and about the useless moid that’s attached himself to you. I’m wishing you the best of luck.

No. 2324942

>>2324940
I'll have him buy me dinner first. But I'm done and refuse to carry this useless sacknof shit into the next year. Thank you for the strength and talking to me, thank you.

No. 2324951

>>2324936
>he sent me a snap with the bloody knife explaining it..
Nonna, get out while you can. This is unhinged.

No. 2324952

>>2324936
a photo of a knife? that sounds like sadism, like he hates you. glad you're leaving him.

No. 2324969

I think I’m out-retarding my degen fetishes

No. 2325373

I need to confess that I lied to my bf about most aspects of my life . I didn’t think that I will love him this much . He’s going to propose to me soon and I don’t know how to tell him that I lied! I can’t confess to him

No. 2325379

>>2325373
Jeez, what kind of things did you lie about nonnie?

No. 2325387

>>2325379
Let’s see! My father’s name, what I did for living before, my family’s history, my childhood memories, my mother’s religion background, my siblings livelihood, my hobbies, my family’s financial status and so on. I feel remorse really but I don’t know what to do

No. 2325389

>>2325387
That's not even a lot of lies. You're good you're just overthinking it.

No. 2325393

>>2325389
It is!!

No. 2325398

>>2325393
>Fathers name
Not a big deal because you can just lie again and say you told your nigel his name but he misremembered it.
>What I did for a living before
That doesn't matter because who cares what old jobs you had.
>My family's history
He won't dig deep enough to find that out and if he does he's weird for it so you can use that as an excuse to dump him
>My childhood memories
Those are your memories nobody else knows the truth besides you so it's not like he'll ever find out that it's a lie
>My mother's religious background
Religion isn't that serious to begin with unless you live in Afghanistan but you can just tell him that your mum is very private about her religion and that he should never ask her
>My siblings livelihoods
You can just say that you were talking about their jobs from before and that they're in different careers now and that they're embarrassed to talk about financial stuff
>My hobbies
You can make new hobbies whenever so if he brings up the hobbies you lied about just say you changed them, it makes you look more interesting too because you have more hobbies
>My family's financial status
You have to act really sad one day until he asks what's wrong then suddenly burst out crying to him about this and say it was the only lie you ever told him so that he doesn't suspect the other ones but also mention that you were afraid he wouldn't love you if you told him the truth and that you're so ashamed of yourself etc his dumb moid brain will be discombobulated by the whole thing and he'll just forgive you

Easy. Lies are only lies if you admit to them. The only thing you lied about anyway was your family's financial status, and you only admit that because it's too hard to hide, and you only did it so that he could prove his loyalty to you, so really it's his fault that you lied. All the other lies you told were just miscommunications or him not remembering right which is also his fault.

No. 2325402

Some anon accused me of being her ex earlier

No. 2325403

>>2325402
Well, are you?

No. 2325404

>>2325402
So were you the one spamming unfunny screencaps or the one that was sperging about how all women are sluts?

No. 2325405

>>2325398
Dear lord nonna . First of all I luv you. Second, I wish It’s that easy but I live in a country where families are involved with their children’s marriages so he will meet my family and the lies will be exposed sooner or later. But I appreciate the advice

No. 2325406

>>2325404
>spamming unfunny screencaps
Yeah I was posting old screenshots just to empty out my gallery
>the one that was sperging about how all women are sluts?
No

No. 2325408

>>2325405
Luv you 2
>The lies will be exposed sooner or later
Yeah, after the marriage. At that point he'd be a faggot to divorce you just because you lied about stuff. It's just lies, it's not like you killed people. You need to look up DARVO and other manipulation techniques. Obviously you're a good liar if you got this far, you're just freaking out because you might get exposed now. You don't need to worry about that because as long as you never admit that you lied about anything, and stay strong in the position that it was all him misremembering and misunderstanding, then that will become his reality. Start doing it ASAP, for example: tomorrow ask "so what will you call my dad when we're married? [his real name] or dad?" and when you're nigel responds with "wait who?" or "wait, his name is [real name] I thought it was [fake name]," laugh at him and say something like "wow haha, your memory is so bad! I swear we talked about this before, my dad's name is [real name], this is the second time that you've misremembered!" the trick is to laugh and smile a lot so that it disarms him and makes him more pliable to believe your manipulation. You can do it nona, you just have to recognize your own power and believe in yourself. I know in my heart that you can do it and that it will all work out for the better.

No. 2325410

>>2325408
Hmmm I think it might work! But he doesn’t deserve to be with someone who lies to him maybe I should break up with him instead

No. 2325413

>>2325410
He doesn't deserve anything, nobody deserves anything, nobody is entitled to anything. Destroy this false rhetoric within you. If you like him and he likes you, that's all that matters. All lies should pale in comparison to the love he feels for you. If you really want to get married to him, none of your lies matter because his blind devotion and loyalty should be so unwavering that he'd accept any lie just to be with you. It's better to be with a moid that you can easily manipulate and lie to anyway, because then you have the power in the relationship and you can control him to benefit you. It all works out in your favour!

No. 2325416

I love seeing people who are not as pretty as me, because it makes me realize I’m not that ugly. I know that’s fucked up.

No. 2325453

>>2325405
gaslight him kek. "Oh i totally told you that before you just misremembered"

No. 2325469

beginning to believe all the zoomers i see conglomerating in pinterest and spamming their autism diagnosis in comments are misdiagnosed and are attention whores. i don’t care if i sound mean, i’m fucking tired of hearing about autism in online spaces now and i guess that in itself is ironic since if you use lolcow your chances of having autism multiply tenfold but it’s cumbersome to check the comment section only to see ill-supervised children showing off their autism like a badge of honor. and when you call them out for it they of course attack you and claim it’s good representation when it’s because they’re insecure they’re just upper middle class insecure and socially awkward privileged girls who need a disorder to justify their nonexistent marginalization. genuinely just infuriating for me to see people milk oppression points especially when they don’t even face any kind of hardship in their lives. i wish this nonsense was contained in 4chan and never infected normies

No. 2325490

>>2325373
Why do any of those things matter? Either he's marrying you for the wrong reasons or you shouldn't be getting married if those things are somehow a detriment. Though it sounds to me like you might be Indian, where castes and family background/religion seem to matter.
>>2325408
Found the cluster bee psycho. Don't listen to this weirdo nona, you don't need to go so far as fucking nefarious manipulation (which can be considered abusive). If you can't maintain the lie through confidence and it falls through then it isn't you that he loves and there will be problems down the line. If he loves you he'll understand why you lied and forgive it.

No. 2325497

>>2325490
>Found the cluster bee psycho.
And I found the armchair psychologist. Strange that we really only ever find what we're looking for.

No. 2325512

>>2325416
downward comparisons are literally the foundation of happiness, it's part of being thankful for what you have

No. 2325560

I hate Jayce from Arcane and hes ugly. I’m tired of seeing people simp over him. Hes annoying as fuck

No. 2325683

>>2325560
All the characters in Arcane are ugly. Can't believe LoL lives on in 2025.

No. 2325794

I’m only saying this for context. I’m a really pretty, well put together individual. I’m well spoken, and I’m very normal passing. In my mind, it’s a completely different story. I have really disturbing, disgusting thoughts and compulsions. I do have ocd, and it comes with groinal responses to things I should not be experiencing a groinal response to, and I think im a monster. I’m really sick, both clinically and as a human being. I feel like a deceiver to everyone that loves me. If they knew what went on my mind, they wouldn’t just disown me, they would drop dead from horror. It makes me wonder who else around me is this messed up deep down, and just hides it well. I want to end my life.

No. 2325795

>>2325794
Tell us something

No. 2325798

>>2325794
you got horny from watching gore?

No. 2325800

>>2325408
People react in a different way about lying though. You can’t really predict his reaction.
He might not be bothered by the specific lies but by her lying specifically.

No. 2325802

I love putting on a video podcast in the background, which I at most look at like 5-10% of the time and keep in a tab the other 90-95% of the time. Yet I refuse to listen if it's a sound only podcast unless I'm out on a walk, idk why I'm like this

No. 2325807

>>2325560
Does anyone actually like Jayce except for gay men and shippers? I used to understand Viktor's appeal before they uglified him in season 2.

No. 2325818

>>2325794
Stop seeking reassurance, I had many different forms of ocd and the worst form you could think of 8 years ago and i'm fine now and obviously none of those things. Just come to terms with the fact that yeah, maybe theres a slight chance you're so and so but as long as you're not actively hurting anyone and feel shame about it then who cares? If you are that thing then obviously it's not within your control, why fight it? And it'll go away

No. 2325822

I think I used to have a clepto friend kek. She would always force me to go with her in order to check if someone came while she stole coins from our classmates. It got so bad that even our classmates told the teachers so she had to lay low for a while. She also stole makeup from another girl who used to keep a pochette in her bag and she would always steal makeup from the Douglas store.

No. 2325823

>>2325807
Yeah I've seen young girls into him, unfortunately kek.

No. 2325960

When I was a kid (I couldn't have been too young, maybe 10-12), my uncle and grandmother got into an argument. He ended up getting physical with her in some way (maybe pushing or hitting her, i was in a different room and couldn't actually see) and I didn't intervene. My mother ended up breaking it up, but she did make me feel really awful for not intervening. I think I was just nervous or scared and didn't know what to do. My grandma never said anything about it and we're still very close, but I never stopped feeling guilty about just sitting by. I did end up getting in the middle some years later when my mom and grandma got into an argument, but fortunately no one hit anyone that time

No. 2326149

>>2325960
I mean, what the hell did your mom expect you to do? Take a fist ro the face?

No. 2326165

>>2325960
you were a baby and too young to be expected to be able to physically intervene. however you took the lesson and when you were old enough you did the right thing and prevented an escalation. you should forgive yourself for being a baby, trust your grandmother for not being angry with you, and know that you are the kind of person who does do the right thing. you would protect people AND you would probably have protected that baby ten year old and told her she wasn’t the one who was supposed to intervene - you were as the adult. i think you should trust yourself that you’ve taken the wisdom you can from this and free yourself from the negative emotions attached to the memory except as motivation to remember not to guilt ten year olds or let grandmas get pushed around. can you find it in yourself to forgive your mother if she deserves to be forgiven? you could give yourself the gift of freedom from this one incident to have control over you in the new year.

No. 2326200

>>2324942
hey chicken nona can we get a status update? i’m kind of worried for you. he seems like a psychopath and i don’t trust how they might have died. i don’t trust he won’t hurt you.

No. 2326312

>>2325469
Women would do less of this if they could accept they’re all marginalized by virtue of being women and that’s where most of their insecurity stems from. That being said autism is an epidemic neurodevelopment condition triggered by environmental toxins, if that bothers you then just ignore

No. 2326334

I reduced my ssri dose so my sex life would feel more fulfilling. When it was just me, I stopped caring at some point that I didn’t feel much. But then I got into a relationship and I realized I wanted to feel it. It was also scary that it blunted not only my anxiety but some of my emotions. When I got into college I just felt ok instead of amazingly happy.

No. 2326341

>>2325960
I mean, personally I'd be horrified if a 10 year child tried to jump between me and an angry assailant during a fight, especially one I was related to and loved. You were young and can't control how you reacted in the moment, plus you made up for it years later.

No. 2326342

>>2325469
There are plenty of actual autists, a lot of them, and they’re everywhere in nerd spaces online, but I absolutely believe there’s a wave of misdiagnosed allistics who are currently getting diagnosed in droves by going in saying all the right things that they learned to say from the internet. The test accuracy is ruined by them all training watching videos on what phrases and keywords they should be dropping and how they should answer every single question regarding it. Self-diagnosed bippies and the like do it too, constantly framing everything they do according to the desired medical terminology they picked up. And a ton of them are also lying about diagnosis, claiming confidently to have autism and even saying they are diagnosed when their real reveal is they are “peer diagnosed”… by other random self-diagnosed morons.

No. 2326387

>>2326342
I agree, it’s suspicious that everyone has autism now kek.

No. 2326434

>>2326312
>epidemic neurodevelopment condition triggered by environmental toxins
It’s genetic, you can’t become autistic.

No. 2326483

>>2326434
I caught it from this site

No. 2326487

>>2326483
Kek, real.

No. 2326488

>>2326334
you could try a different one. I did and I get to be happy and horny. But I did have a couple weeks where I felt like shit as I was being tapered off, so

No. 2326491

I took my Christmas constipation as a sign from God to fret about something else other than my break up with a man I actually hate and did not get on with and bored me to death and it's worked. Now that I am on the other side of the constipation I've found a new lust for life. The world feels like my oyster again. I can hold out for a man that enjoys humour and is actually gorgeous and has brown eyes and hair. Someone that enjoys music and enjoys a conversation. I have no idea who will be my next sexual encounter but it's exciting. I'll just be living my life one day and bam! I'll develop a crush on someone and feel giddy and butterflies. At some point in the future I will kiss someone in passion and have a first time with someone again. There's someone just living their life and we're both unawares that in the future he will give me an orgasm and I can and will wait. I'm going to hold out for my type and not settle. And I really hope he has have brown eyes.

No. 2326518

I’m 22 and I still love playing Roblox

No. 2326531

>>2326518
Were you the anon I met at the Spanish dance club?

No. 2326572

>>2326531
No, sorry nonnie

No. 2326659

i regret not whoring out with a bunch of women when i had the chance. i swallowed the psyop that i would find true love if i try my best to be a good girl, but what did that get me? absolutely nothing in the end. getting my heart shattered and hearing people talk fondly about their times they sowed their wild oats before finally settling down with someone special. i just know that when i finally have sex with my first woman, she will be disappointed. i hear people complain about promiscuous people on dating apps and i do get it, but it seems like the only way i could have sex with lots of women is if i get involved with women who have a moid i have to tend to and i don't fucking want to do that. why. why did i do this to myself. i should have been more selfish back then.

No. 2326660

the only reason i am working out is cause i wanna have sex with lean muscular men.

No. 2326666

>>2326660
Very relatable
My two main motivations to lose weight always have been sex and fitting into any clothes I want because looking for big sizes suck.
Just gotta a hula hoop to make me less stiff to ride

No. 2326669

My new Nigel doesn't want blowjobs because he finds them degrading towards women he loves, refers to having sex as "making love," and wants to get married.
My confession is that in my 30+ years of living and dozens of relationships, I never once had a man treat me with a genuine baseline of this kind of respect. Pathetic, really.

No. 2326677

>>2326669
I'm happy you found a good one, nonna. You deserve it.
>Pathetic, really.
I hope you mean those moids are pathetic and not you for having the misfortune of dating them. Because they are. You're wonderful and deserve good things in life.

No. 2326681

A few years ago I figured out how to duplicate items on webkinz and made like $800 selling items for really cheap and gave out a ton of free stuff. It felt healing for my “inner child” as I used to spend hours trading my shit items for more shit items when I was 9 years old

No. 2326714

The sonic totem has never been wrong with every single inquiry I have asked it. However there is 1 question I have asked several times and it has never been able to come up with an actual answer and it scares me, maybe it's because it's so far into the future. I want to push and ask again but I'm scared it will change my fate.

No. 2326722

>>2326669
I thought this was the confessions thread, not the brag about my nigel thread. I hope you got what you wanted out of posting this, weirdo.

No. 2326753

>>2326714
Sonic totem usually tells me that suffering awaits and he is not wrong..

No. 2326775

>>2326753
I once asked if things will get better when everything was going wrong irl and it also said suffering awaits. Later that year my town was in the middle of a natural disaster that gained national attention and killed hundreds…

No. 2327050

>>2325408
I have no horse in this race, I just wanted to tell you that I adore your encouraging ways, anon.

No. 2327101

Before I turned 18, I decided that when the time came I would go get the QR code for rick roll tattooed on my ass. I was not very funny. Thankfully I did not do that because poorfag things.

No. 2327148

>>2326753
Wait sonic replies? Where?

No. 2327198

>>2327148
Are you being serious rn?

No. 2327307

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I'm a lesbian girl and I spoiled women and paid for sexual contact with them, cuz I have a "type" who isn't generally confident

No. 2327336

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I used to date this girl online and almost two years ago I decided to ghost her because I didn't see the relationships going anywhere and I got tired of having to beg for her attention all the time so I decided to silently leave. But anyway, I still am very hung up over her and stalk her, kinda. I was going through her Spotify acc some months ago and one of the accounts she followed standed out to me because of it's avatar and certain musical choices seemed somewhat in her style, so I came to the conclusion that it must be one of her alts. And when I searched up that same username, I found a tumblr blog that reblogged a bunch of school shooter moids, a suspended twitter account and also a profile on this website called watchpeopledie(???). I met my ex when we were both around 15-16 and she was a bit of an edgelord but not really the obnoxious type so I didn't think much of it. Though there were some things posted on that tumblr profile that didnt match up with my ex gfs info, like their birthdays, but at that time I was already sure that this account must belong to her, so I just assumed she was lying about these for privacy. Anyway, I got really upset about these new revelations, that the girl who I thought was a lesbian was secretly simping for school shooter scrotes and would rather watch gore than talk to me. And I occasionally check these accounts to see if she has posted anything new, which I also did today and noticed that her playlists have too many followers and got curious where were all these people coming from. and when I go to check her tumblr, bam!! It's gone! Then I search up that username again, I find a bunch of articles about that recent school shooter girl, and I just find out that those accounts didn't actually belong to her but she may have possibly known that girl???? I feel soo relieved now knowing she doesn't actually simp for moids but this is making me feel so weird. Like this entire time I was seething about her salivating over these moids and interacting with weird people, but it turns out to be someone else entirely, that also happened to be in the news recently. There weren't that many posts or comments on these accounts based on which I could confirm 100% whether it was her or no, but some of the comments made on the gore account did sound like her a bit, so yea. Makes me wonder how is she connected to that school shooter girl. Did they know each other? Were they friends? I swear every time I'm proven I should always archive shit, no matter how insignificant I think it is, or sometimes I think that it's not going to disappear, but it does anyway, because I wish I could check those comments again and also compare the follower count on that spotify account to how it was before and now. (I probably have screenshots but they're buried in my gallery) There's the kf thread but I can't access it rn because I don't have an account on there. Did they archive things like that on it? so many weird coincidences like this happen in my life where random people I know end up being connected to each other or something, even to some big name celebs. Sorry, my post comes off so incoherent lol. I'm just a little shocked right now

No. 2327598

I'm pretty sure my online friend thinks I'm trans and I haven't bothered correcting her because of I'm trying to fit in kek but I'm scared she will attribute my good deeds and non sociopathic personality to trannies which is an issue oh well

No. 2327605

I've struggled with porn all my life due to being exposed to it at an extremely early age due to my retarded brother leaving it downloaded onto our family Compaq.
I just tried to access a porn site and learned that my state is now requiring age/ID verification, but this site in particular is using face recognition for those who don't want to upload their IDs. At first I was in disbelief, but now I'm… relieved? There's zero chance in hell that I'd upload my ID/face to a porn site, so it feels as though I'm finally being forced to end my porn usage once and for all.
I'm incredibly happy not only for myself, but for the millions of kids who won't have to end up the way I did, too.

No. 2327618

>>2200056
I'm only seeing this now, but og anon and I also like the ichigo mashimaro art. I also like rustle and the guy behind comic lo covers, though I don't read either

No. 2327620

>>2327605
That is fucking awesome. For real I love that. Hopefully they can track retard moids who search nasty things with their IDs

No. 2327669

My dumbass sister is going out to a rave by herself with a moid she barely knows. She finally left after pregaming an obnoxious amount. The moid came by our house but I was so disgusted I didn't bother to see him. I did convince my sister to share our locations for safety. Now I'm tracking where she is for entertainment because she refused to listen to me. She's still getting dinner and isn't even close to the venue kek.(attentionwhoring with same post in multiple threads)

No. 2327707

My drunkish confession is that I don't mind my fiancee's smaller/average penis that much, but I wish his voice was hotter

No. 2327710

>>2327669
Nobody FUCKING CARES about your sister going to the rave

No. 2327718

>>2327710
Stop responding to the most obvious baiter and just report it and ask the farmhands to permban.

No. 2327723

My sister still is outside the venue. Idk if it's safer to be inside or outside the venue. Any degenerate ravers know?
>>2327710
Ok moid.
>>2327718
What the fuck have I done to warrant a permaban kek

No. 2327725

>>2327723
You annoyed me. That's enough in my books.

No. 2327734

I just came really hard and now I’m going to binge Pizza Hut before it hits midnight. NEW YEAR NEW ME THOUGH

No. 2327858

>>2324565
This isn't it. Live a little

No. 2328376

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I hit a person multiple times. This just goes against my moralfag principles, would never think that I would stoop to this and friends have been telling me it's reactive abuse if that's even real but I kicked him in the back, hit him in the ear with my elbow, slapped him on the head, grabbed his balls, launched a mug at him (missed) over the course of a couple of months. Granted it was a bipolar moid that refused to leave my apartment, constantly stinking it up with ciggarettes, demanding money and weed, not letting me sleep and constantly throwing tantrums and driving me geniunely crazy, but I still feel bad about it. He's been in a psych ward or a rehab now since last february (his 11th time) so let's just hope he's not gonna resurface to get me after that. What a waste of potential, at least he was handsome kek

No. 2328387

>>2328376
Based Stacy

No. 2328390

I have been vegan for almost a decade and I can never see myself eating animal products ever again, but sometimes I wish I had an excuse to do it. I do miss the convenience of having a normal diet, just being able to eat anything without having to check the ingredients 1st, or just go able to go to any restaurant without making sure they have something I can eat 1st. I'm tired of having to explain myself every single time someone offers me food and then either get into an argument, or have to hear the same exact tiring jokes/arguments against veganism from people who think they're the 1st ever people to have said "but plants feel pain too lol I'm so funny and witty".
(Un)Fortunately, my health is perfect and I don't have a single reason to stop being vegan. Wish I had never watched slaughterhouses videos and i could keep being ignorant to animals' suffering

No. 2328394

>>2327707
Average is fine as long as it’s not a micro kek

No. 2328395

When I was 17 I hated this TIF and her pedo boyfriend who she enabled enough that I put her details up on 4chan pretending she was a newfag there who was into a bunch of deplorable shit and looking for friends and content, and they got doxxed and all their accounts got deactivated not even a day later. I tell myself it's what they deserved but I was a raging crazy freak when I was 17 so maybe I was a little in the wrong…

No. 2328690

>>2328395
>TIF
>pedo boyfriend
you weren't in the wrong

No. 2328695

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>>2328395
>still they/themming her
why

No. 2328697

>>2328695
I think OP is including her and her pedo bf in that 'they'. And yeah, pedo bf deserves to be fucked over.

No. 2328699

>>2328695
I think she meant "they" as in her and her boyfriend. Plural third person pronoun.

No. 2328707

>>2328697
>>2328699
wait nevermind you're right i'm retarded

No. 2328710

>>2328395
Extremely based

No. 2328711

I'm just horribly unsuited to having friends. Every time I make a friend it's just a few months before they start to really bother me and I just start seeing them as stupid and don't even want to deal with them. I think I'm doomed to be alone but I'm mostly OK with it. It's better than dealing with people

No. 2328723

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I used to think I hated Nara Smith but when I look at myself deep down, I’m…actually really fucking envious of her life. I want to live in Connecticut with 4 acres and a pond, be married to a male model, and wear impractical pretty dresses while cooking ridiculous shit like making corn flakes from scratch just because I can. I want to not have this fucking 9-5 job. I want to have the confidence that my kids will never have to worry about money. Goddamn. The seethe is real.

No. 2328787

I sometimes fantasize about kidnapping someone I know and making her 100% completely reliant on me. Not sexually. My brain delusionally tells me that I could kidnap her with absolutely no consequences and she'll immediately develop Stockholm syndrome, because she's expressed similar thoughts to me. I will never even attempt to do it, it's just something that has wormed its way into my head.

No. 2328821

I want to have a relationship with a younger man (8 years younger than me) while in my 30's, but their culture and social habits as a generation makes me sick to my core.

No. 2328848

I noticed the features I am physically attracted to in women and men directly correlate to the features my childhood friends had and I feel disgusting about it. I was never thinking romantically about them, but yet my brain immediately goes "uwaah they have this and that physical attribute? so hot, must be a great person". I wonder if therapy would fix this.

No. 2328852

>>2328848
Maybe your brain just associates happiness, security and fond memories with their faces so when you see someone with similar features it makes you gravitate to them!

No. 2328891

>>2327669
You're based.
>>2327739
You're retarded. Doing ecstasy with a moid you never know isn't the definition of fun. Raving is degenerate and it's good for someone to want to protect their sister.

No. 2328897

I have to let myself suffer if I want to improve but I'm scared

No. 2328922

I’ve been watching hockey lately because I love when they fight. Boxing and hockey are the two sports I find hot. Other sports like football don’t do it for me

No. 2328962

>>2328891
>>2328891
Thanks. My sister came back around 3 in the morning. Our mom was kind of pissed. Today she kept talking about what an awesome time and how much fun she had. I call bullshit. She was at a fast food restaurant for two hours after the rave. Do you think she got raped there? Kek. I heard ecstasy makes you suspectable to sex.(ban evasion)

No. 2328963

>>2328962
>Do you think she got raped there? Kek.
Tie a rope and hang it up and kill yourself so we can be done with this bullshit already

No. 2328966

I don’t know if it’s the art style or what, but I’ve always imagined all anime characters as female, since I was young. The bishies are just butchy

No. 2328967

>>2328962
Your blatant fetish posting fools no one here and we all would smile if you got hit by a car

No. 2328971

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I unironically look down on people who give their pets a first name with more than two syllables

No. 2328973

>>2328971
I was walking in a park and I heard someone call out to their dog and its name was "Merry Weather Puppy" like she kept calling out "Come here Merry Weather Puppy!! Come here boy!!! Good Merry Weather Puppy!!" like some people are just shit at naming stuff.

No. 2328978

>>2328966
I love this, haha.

No. 2329019

>>2328973
It's been stated time and time again that animals respond to names best when they're only one or two syllables, meme names are the worst too imo. Like you named your cat Asteroid Destroyer for quirky meme points and to try to force virality, what now?

No. 2329069

>>2328966
I fucking hate anime but if I ever watch it again it'll be with this in mind kek

No. 2329073

>>2328787
Get a dog, it’s the same thing

No. 2329091

>>2328971
>>2329019
What if you shorten it and call them by a nickname? Like nugget instead of chicken nugget?

No. 2329093

>>2328966
Gross. Leave my bishies alone, there isnt a shortage of cringe yurishit for you to consume.(infight baiting)

No. 2329094

Whenever I see a cursed image that terrifies me I always forward it to everyone I know. If I have to suffer, then so do you. I take everyone down with me!

No. 2329116

>>2329091
That's why I specified first name as a generalization, there's nothing wrong with that. But whenever someone is like this is my dog, Archbishop Reginald Von Helsing or whatever I can't help but look down on them for trying to force attention through being kwuirky lol. It's just such an attention whore thing to do

No. 2329126

>>2329093
I’ve been like this since I was a kid, it is not on purpose

No. 2329176

>>2328787
You're a piece of shit and stockholm syndrome isn't real. Hope you suffer.(infight bait)

No. 2329187

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>>2329094
Kek reminds me when I got jumpscared by picrel, I showed it to my best friend who went "wtf this is so scary" and he then forwarded it to his girlfriend who was equally distressed.
(spoilered it just in case but it's not that bad)

No. 2329195

>>2329176
Nta but it's a fantasy and this is the confessions thread kek

No. 2329196

>>2329187
I love those horrible photoshops where they turn emoticons and emojis "realistic" with human skin and eyes and spamming everyone I know with them

No. 2329200

>>2329195
That doesn't make it any less weird

No. 2329249

I actually find it funny whenever youtubers fake videos or content as long as they're just trolling and having fun. If they explicitly lie and defend it too much then that's a no from me but if all they're doing is shits and giggles in the video I want more fake content

No. 2329260

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>>2328971
nooooo pls i named my kitty oliver because he looks like the kitten in oliver and company pls no bully

No. 2329336

Coming home to my apartment after a week with family feels like I've taken ecstacy. God bless me

No. 2329390

>>2329260
Just pronounce it "oll-ver" and your problem is solved.

No. 2329416

I want mr bulbous nose to marry an Asian woman after he gets out just to make all the luigifags seethe. That'd be very hilarious

No. 2329425

>>2329416
He can't marry all of us since bigamy is illegal but most of us aren't racist so harhar? He should be free, I agree.

No. 2329434

>>2329425
>most of us aren't racist
kek

No. 2329469

Vacations with my friends got canceled but I didn't even want to go in the first place, I said yes just to please them and I didn't care about the destination.

No. 2329476

>>2329416
>after he gets out
Anon…

No. 2329589

>>2329476
kekkkkkkkkkkkkk

No. 2329605

>>2329416
I was still a luigifag as of two weeks ago, first to hornypost about him masked and the first to hornypost about his face, and I'd be lying if I said I can't wait for the death sentence now lol

No. 2329611

>>2329605
How come?

No. 2329613

>>2329605
They're not giving him the death sentence lol.

No. 2329621

>>2329613
If they did it would be the biggest ‘fuck you’ to the average American. Kill a CEO? Death penalty. Rape women? 15 years, maybe we will transfer you to a female prison upon request if you grow your hair out and call yourself Sally.

No. 2329623

>>2329611
Getting tired of seeing him
>>2329613
I'm aware

No. 2329626

>>2329621
damn i wish we had 15 years for rape.

No. 2329632

>>2329626
Yeah I should have specified max 15, in rare circumstances

No. 2329685

>>2329260
I'm the chicken nugget tard, just call him oli for short.

No. 2329752

>>2329260
my cat is oliver too, but i call him olive usually so its 2 syllables kek

No. 2329847

I'm a lesbian, but I think I don't like hitting on women. I hate being the pursuer, it just feels unattractive. If I ever want to date, I have to be the one to initiate contact and plan dates, and to be the chaser. One time I asked on here how to get women to hit on me, and everyone told me that I should be the one flirting instead, and they seemed kind of defensive. I don't see what's so wrong for wanting women to want to hit on me. It makes me actually feel desirable, and not just being considered for offering myself up to them. It's not that I would never show affection or plan dates when we're actually dating, but it sucks to literally never get attention from women. I can be affectionate, but I want someone to want me first. Is that really too much to ask?

No. 2329850

>>2329847
I'm straight and I made the first move with every moid I wanted to be with. It's tough being the confident and assertive one out of our feeble love matches. God speed to us both

No. 2330167

Theres a guy in my social circle who i find SUPER attractive. Fit, long wavy hair, looks kind of like my celeb crush but he is 4 years younger than me (im 25). My best friend told me he thinks im cute too but i dont have it in me to pursue anything with anyone rn so i just admire him from a distance. wish he wasnt in my circle so i could hook up with him lol

No. 2330170

I think I'm possessed, and not in a shizo-religious way. I've never believed in possession or even black magic, but I'm so fucking mentally ill that it's not even believable. I'm going to look into how to free myself of whatever is possibly raping me .

No. 2330175

>>2330170
I've made peace and married whatever is possessing me

No. 2330180

>>2330175
Okay ellen. Have fun with nosferatu. Thanks for saving humanity!

No. 2330204

>>2330180
Kek that reminds me to watch that movie

No. 2330206

>>2330204
It's really good. I wanted to fuck nosferatu.

No. 2330220

I really want to make a career out of writing but these days that requires a social media presence (for the kind of writing I like to do, essays and all that) but showing my face would mean it would only be a matter of time before my online foot print is discovered and it's….. pretty bad, humiliating, and lolcow worthy. I have so much I can give, I'm a pretty multi-faceted person and I've had a lot of positive influence over people in my life, I know I could help other women with the sort of feminist writing I do. But I just know that I'll be found out, and publicly tormented if I even dared to get somewhat nichely famous on the internet and I don't want that sort of attention.

No. 2330221

I get upset when other anons hornypost because every time it happens I get these intrusive thoughts that my crush is sucking her boyfriend’s cock at this very second. Sometimes I’m scared it’s literally her. I only agree with the blackpill spergs to let off the steam

No. 2330239

>>2330220
I feel you, not a writer but I’m also kind of trying to straddle that line myself between getting my work out there without necessarily putting myself in any kind of spotlight. I just don’t want to have that kind of relationship with social media. What’s so bad about your online footprint though? And what’s to stop you from using an alias if it’s that bad?

No. 2330246

>>2330239
It's hard anon.
I can't really say without revealing too much personal info but my face has been everywhere in these tiny little pockets of the internet like the manosphere, online sw websites, and deviantart.

>And what’s to stop you from using an alias if it’s that bad?

I feel like being creative at all these days requires a personal brand, and since a lot of my writing is personal and raw being faceless and like I'm trying to hide something would be the exact opposite way I should market myself. I hate even thinking how I have to market myself, I wish people would just read my things on the merit that it's good, lol. But unfortunately we don't live in that age anymore and now I have to advertise with my whole self.

No. 2330249

>>2330246
Fair enough. Not trying to tell you what to do or how to feel, but I’ve heard the idea of “faceless brands” are actually starting to gain a lot of traction these days. Unless your work is kind of controversial or potentially offensive, I don’t know if people would really dig that deep into your identity.

No. 2330253

>>2330249
Well it's a lot of feminist content which really tends to attract the worst sorts of people, both from the left and the right, so I think I'm rightfully concerned. If I find a way to make a faceless brand I would.

No. 2330354

>>2330204
>>2330206
It's shit. Nobody in that movie can act

No. 2330382

When I was 15 or so I thought "flicking the bean" actually meant flicking it and I was so horrified women would do that to themselves.

No. 2330391

>>2330253
AI voices are pretty convincing now. You could draw or commission an avatar, but you don't need to. Plenty of channels I like that make long videos just have good editing, and they don't show their face. Hell, plenty of video makers have shit editing, and just leave their avatar png on the screen for minutes at a time.

No. 2330418

>>2330382
I wish I was that innocent at 15.

No. 2330421

>>2330418
I assumed they knew what masturbation was, not that term. Which is fair, coincidentally I found out that term at the exact same age and also wondered if I was masturbating wrong.

No. 2330634

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One of the main things I look for in men is if they would look good enough to cosplay my husbandos so I can finally realize my fantasies, so when the dates don't work out I'm mostly upset over the potential husbando sex I missed out on.

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>>2330646
Katon: Gogluckyu no Jutsu I think

No. 2330667

>>2330654
What characters do you want them to cosplay? Fascinated

No. 2330676

>>2330667
I'm the OG anon, honestly I usually look for if they would look good as Gojo (tall and toned) or Geto (tall and muscular) - partly because my friend and I already have plans to do JJK characters in the near future, so it would a natural way to try it out by just talking him into joining our group at first and afterwards have an excuse to have a good quality costume available at home. If he can work out as any of them, he would work out as any game or anime character that's my personal flavor of the month kek issue though is that most decent-looking guys that have aaalmost the right body type are either the same height as me or a wee bit shorter (I'm 5'10) so it's a challenge.

No. 2330689

As much as I love my best friend I find her so draining. She's miserable and it's making me sad being around her. I want to help make things better for her but there's nothing I can do, it's up to her to make a change.

No. 2330814

I really want to ruin my ex's life by sort of "exposing" him to his family and friends but I don't really know them all that well, and I'm scared that they might end up defending his ass anyway

No. 2330816

>>2330689
If it's that bad, you need to slowly and gently distance yourself from her. I've had friends who I've tried to help, it never stuck. I used to stay up for hours while they used me as a therapist, sent them a bunch of information on what they could do to improve their situation, offered to go with them to appointments and to help them move out, nothing came of it. They went back to whining about the same shit. They were too busy worrying about the possibility of being homeless to look at the list of homeless shelters and charities and helplines that I sent. Or they were too busy begging for moid attention to think about therapy. Or they were too poor and lonely and sad to hang out with their friends in the park a ten minute walk from their house.
Some people just want to be miserable and enjoy feeling helpless. You've done what you can, now they need to do some work themselves. And even if your friend is going through a really dark patch, you're not her social worker or therapist, you can't fix her life for her.

No. 2330818

>>2330814
they probably would defend him even if they knew you, everyone is hungry for male approval

No. 2330827

>>2330634
Fantasies and reality are meant to be different though, mixing them is a bad idea.

No. 2330900

When I was a teen I thought that if you used a VPN you had to pick one from your actual country or that you'd be arrested. Don't ask why, I just thought that and my brain said yes, logic.

No. 2330942

>>2330900
Reminds me when I was young I thought the list of every website you had visited appeared on your internet bill so I always avoided anything that could be slightly suggestive, even seeing anime nipples sent me into panic mode at the idea of my parents seeing that, this is how I managed to avoid porn until I turned 19.

No. 2331010

This is more of a schizo/shower thought but I think Spain and Turkey are very culturally similar but Turkey is culturally Muslim while Spain is culturally Catholic which is the biggest schism between the two. I started thinking about this after I realized Turkish and Spanish men are both the hairiest and baldest of all nationalities kek.

No. 2331074

>>2331010
More like Turkey and Greece since the former has always tried to invade the latter.

No. 2331077

I don’t give a fuck about Palestine because they are Muslims(baiting)

No. 2331108

>>2331074
That’s true! Tbh I don’t know a whole lot about Greece. This came from me reminiscing with an old bff I had growing up who is Turkish. My family (Spanish) and hers got along extremely well and would point out how similar both the cultures are it was kind of wholesome (minus the shared antisemitism sadkek)

No. 2331134

>>2331077
That seems reasonable. I just hope the whole ordeal has made jews reconsider the whole open borders for white countries agenda.

No. 2331157

Elon Musk uses 4chan and is terminally online and because I am terminally on lolcow and then see topics discussed here filter to twitter eventually or people straight up lifting sentiments from here and passing it off as their own which I don't mind because that's the whole point of discourse I believe Elon probably comes here too since he's a massive ugly incel and only got laid because of money which is essentially rape. I hate him so much. I hate him pushing racism so much. I agree pedos are wankers but I'm sick of seeing UK plebs be like fuck all the Muslims when my deceased step dad was in MI5 and would get drunk and spill Intel secrets about how police would allow brothels and other nefarious goings on so they could bug them and blackmail certain gang members and this was in Northern Ireland were all of our paramilitaries are white ugly cunts and not immigrants and men just love to be racist and point the finger so no one assumes they are also pedophilic wankers. It happened when men take to the straights to protest against foreign women beaters then go home and terrorise their own family. It's like kill all men but I'm serious

No. 2331160

>>2331157
No wonder that retard changed his name to Kekius Maximus on Twitter like he probably /pol/spergs except he's completely serious on there

No. 2331161

>>2331157
> I'm sick of seeing UK plebs be like fuck all the Muslims
If you’re not from the UK, you don’t understand, so shut the fuck up.

No. 2331168

>>2331157
Muslims are all pedos because they worship a pedo, their perverted religion is the reason the Rotherham child sexual exploitation scandal happened and over 1400 British girls were raped and trafficked. Stop caping for them and trying to shift the blame from them. Disgusting.

No. 2331171


No. 2331174

>>2331161
I am retard

No. 2331180

>>2331174
Then why do you care more about saying mean racist words than the actions of those pedo scrotes. The Rotherham child sexual exploitation scandal was bought up and your response was to ignore that part

No. 2331181

Like the racism since the ban was lifted just sounds like polfags have infected the board. Ever since I read the evidence that so many reddit accounts are actually emoted people spreading propaganda and trying to shift discourse plus that whole dead Internet shite I am very skeptical that all of a sudden lolcow is full of racists that sound like men since Hellmas ended. Can we stop being so fucking racist and larping as self hating female muslims cause I'm not fucking buying it and I hope others aren't either. Race is a social construct. Men are bastards. These are indisputable facts. Fuck ALL men especially racist ones because they're stupid thick bastards and all sexist men need to be killed. I wish women could unlock their psychic potential so we can kill them with our minds omg

No. 2331188

>>2331180
I don't you dipshit, it was the conservatives that didn't want to do anything when presented with the evidence when it was discovered by a female labour MP. I just hate racism and MEN using it as a scapegoat and acting self righteous when they support industries like porn that support trafficked women or when I know for a 100% fact there are gangs of white men trafficking women or when my own step dad told me the government use women as collateral so they can black mail gang members rather than fucking arrest them

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>>2331181
>>2331157
You are the kind of people this article references

No. 2331195

>>2331190
Yes because it's only males that suffer from racism. I'm sick of women being used as collateral to own one group of men when another group of men see fit. I hate racism. I hate inequality. I hate when men act like they're so logical and smart when it's the biggest lie in humanity. Men are dipshits. Racism is wrong. Pedophilia is wrong. Stop having tunnel vision you sound male

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No. 2331201

>>2329094
Here's a thread for you.
>>>/m/129560

No. 2331202

>>2331197
Amazing, again. My dead step dad worked in MI5, look that up it's a UK intelligence agency and he was tasked with the paramilitaries in Northern Ireland who are all white. How about all pedos and human traffickers are wankers and not parroting racism which will see hate towards women and children of those groups who aren't criminals. Use your fucking brain

No. 2331207

>>2331202
>My dead step dad worked in MI5
Mine worked at Nintendo.

No. 2331209

>>2331207
I suppose I'm making up northern Irish paramilitaries being white too or that collusion happened and I invented the idea of informants.

No. 2331215

>>2331202
Anon, if we can be honest about white guys being the worst and most common traveling pedophiles to asian countries, I feel like we can be honest about Muslim scrotes acting like rape apes in Europe. No ex-muslim woman would this butthurt about how people talk about muslim scrotes just because of some mean words, so why are you?

No. 2331217

>>2331215
Yea I'm sure no women that wasn't white living in the UK during the campaigning for Brexit would not be worried about all the racist discourse happening again because a foreign billionaire is calling for the release of a far right bastard from prison

No. 2331274

I'm shitting my pants over the possibility of discomfort as I now am at the end of my taper for alcohol. I'm afraid to run out of my prescription. Gah. I know it'll be okay. I've done this a million times. But it still worries me. I hate the fact that I may be a total mess while I'm working and have to suppress it

No. 2331306

As a child I used to eat my donuts upside down because let's face it the texture of biting into the icing on the bottom teeth is better. But of course there's getting it on your fingers. My sister called me a psychopath and I was sad.

No. 2331337

>>2326660
Based. You get the pubis-on-pussy action that only lean men can give and the hot pounding from a muscular man.

No. 2331448

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I’m barely even autistic irl, like I’m probably the least autistic anon on this entire board, but I always sound like a turboautist in my posts here. I think I’m catching it…

No. 2331462

>>2324565
It's getting kinda late for you. 35 up is geriatric pregnancy territory plus the kid has a better chance of ADHD or autism. Better pick a moid quick if you want to have kids. Just don't procreate with ugly useless trash please

No. 2331466

>>2331462
>geriatric pregnancy
When will this meme die kek

No. 2331473

>>2331466
It'll die as soon as the VPN ban is turned on for /ot/ permanently.

No. 2331512

>>2331462
Only if she's having a baby with an old man

No. 2331546

Whenever I feel suicidal I go and listen to that awful 911 call of the little girl who found her brother after he killed himself and you can hear her tearfully yell WHY DID YOU DO THAT? and it instantly cures me of all suicidal ideation jfc

No. 2331551

>>2331546
Much like the video of the family screaming on dashcam because the wife got obliterated by a flying brick, I refuse to think of this or hear it and I'm going to pretend I didn't read this. I would be in shambles listening to that

No. 2331560

>>2331473
Literally obsessed

No. 2331570

>>2331512
>geriatric pregnancy is only if she's having a baby with an old man
Real. My sister doesn't drink or smoke and had all her kids under 30 but as soon as her husband (who is slightly older than her obvs) started eating junk food for most of his meals and got fat, the last kid came out fucking retarded and he has meltdowns about everything. Not to sound crude but fertiliser has a shelf life.

No. 2331577

>>2331546
I do that but with 9/11 shit, I constantly read the black tag lady story and watch the Naudet brothers footage in particular. I know I'm not doing well mentally lately because I've been deep into that for the past week when it usually just lasts for a day.

No. 2331626

>>2331577
i do this too, lol, havent revisted it for a while but i caved recently… the Naudet documentary is banger, the black tag lady story still haunts me tho. Have you looked through the 9/11 archive? I've checked through every version of footage of 9/11 at this point. the hotel view from the couple was the most fucked up imo. i keep going back to it to assess who jumped and who was swept out by the fire backdraft. the still images of the "jumpers" still terrifies me tbh

No. 2331667

>>2331626
What is the black tag lady?

No. 2331733

>>2331626
>hotel footage
I know which one you're talking about, this and the guy falling on the pole. Vidrel is the one fucking me up the most though, it's so surreal. I try to avoid jumper shit and the phone calls from inside the towers because they depress me too much. I've been through that subreddit a few times, very informative.

No. 2331747

The worst feeling in the world is effort posting where you put all your heart and soul into a post and it gets ignored. It hurts the most when it happens in /g/

No. 2331764

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i have an alter ego who is like me except edgier, sociopathic and always dressed in all black and also sometimes sunglasses. i larp as her when my anxiety gets bad.

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>>2331764
My alter ego is just happy with a sexy hung bf. And I can Astral project into meadows and stuff

No. 2331773

>>2331764
>>2331769
Kek, ily both

No. 2331774

>>2331667
it's a story about an elderly woman who was mortally injured and taken to the hospital during 9/11, she was basically half a body, so the doctor placed a black "dead on arrival" patient tag on her but she knew what it meant, and said "I'm not dead! Call my daughter!" And the doctor panicked and apologized, left to do more triage for others, had to leave her to die because there simply wasn't the means to save her. really sad story.
>>2331733
The POV of that footage is really insane, the location makes it incredibly uncanny, very liminal yet real. I'll never be able to hear that song again without thinking of that courtyard and hearing dissonant booms in the distance that may or may not be people hitting the ground tbh. its incredibly sad but also somehow brings me some peace to see everyone collectively horrified for some reason. idk why, I have some sort of OCD disaster autism and consuming these things help assauage my catastrophizing.

No. 2331778

>>2331667
I just googled it and found a long Reddit thread

No. 2331790

I need to get back into the habit of reading because I've gotten so bad with the English language I come across as retarded

No. 2331795

>>2331733
this might sound cringe but as someone who isn't from the lower 48 and is too young to remember 9/11 anytime I see footage or personal stories about it it actually makes my brain glitch. its honestly hard for me to believe that it happened- let alone happened in NYC. I once watched a doc and I wish I could remember the name of it. It was filmed the day after 9/11 and it followed a family whose wife was missing and was presumably in the towers. They had hope that she was alive but at some point it became clear that the mom was dead. There's a scene where the dad sits down the young son [maybe like 5 years old] and he has to break the news to him that mom is dead and it's a seriously awful AWFUL piece of film I can't believe it was even okayed to be taped its so raw and personal. The son can barely even understand that his mom is NEVER coming home.

No. 2331800

>>2331795
welp i found the scene i was thinking about for those who are curious. at 2:25 if anyone wants to ruin their Friday night

No. 2331805

>>2331800
Stuff like this is why I find all the 9/11 "jokes" online so grating and in poor taste. I hate seeing people joke about tragedies like this. So many people lost their loved ones. It's like making fun of victims of war or natural disasters.

No. 2331812

>>2331626
I used to do this with black box recordings of airplane crashes. It was incredibly sickening yet I'd replay these clips over and over again.

No. 2331819

>>2331448
>I’m probably the least autistic anon on this entire board
I've got news for you…

No. 2331830

>>2331077
What about the women, the kids and the people who aren't muslim in the middle of that mess? I'll cop the ban for this because i genuinely want to hear you and people who think like you opinions on this because i can't imagine thinking like you do.(taking the bait)

No. 2331847

>>2331830
>I'll cop the ban
No you won't. You'll just hop onto a different IP using your VPN and continue to shit up the board.

No. 2331867

>>2331847
Nta but it's so fucking hysterical how you autists are now using vpn like it's a slur

No. 2331909

I fell in love at first sight with someone who is taken and doesn't even know me a little more than 2 years ago, and since they are the most perfect looking person to my brain, as if they were specifically lab grown just to appeal to me, ever since then I have been unable to find anyone else attractive. All my old crushes, they don't do anything for me anymore. Old characters i used to be into, same thing. I wish I never saw this person because I think they permanently ruined my ability to be attracted to anyone. It's like seeing god and then everyone else looks like a nondescript blob.

I thought maybe with time this effect would go away but it's seemingly permanent. I find myself wanting to draw and paint figures that look like this person (not even really on purpose but because basically when i think of "beautiful" only their features come to mind) but not only would that be creepy, but it also simultaneously makes me sad to watch their face appear on the page when I know i can never be with them. The world and other people just feel featureless and empty to me now. Describing me as depressed is an understatement.

I can't tell anyone about this problem even though it has really affected my life for the past couple of years, because it makes me sound like a crazy person. I sought therapy twice but neither time helped, the therapists couldn't understand what my issue was either. I'm finally getting to a point in my life (late bloomer i guess) where I find myself wanting to pair up with someone, but since no one is attractive to me, I am completely unable to date. I never thought I would be the kind of person who feels this much pain from being alone, i used to be okay with it, but after this, everything is different.

No. 2331931

>>2331847
Sooo… are you gonna answer the question?

No. 2331944

Today I got really angry with a customer service person on the phone and I feel ashamed of it right now. Basically this property management company debited $450 from my account for an “holding fee” and now doesn’t have to refund it because my state’s laws are ass. It was a big company and she was clearly not going to budge on their rules so now I’m out $500 bucks for an apartment I won’t be living in.
Before I hung up I told her that I hope she enjoys helping her shit ass company keep my money because she’ll never see a dime of it anyways. That company apparently records all phone calls so I’m sure whatever I said will be circulated among them and possibly used as some unhinged example in customer service training KEKKKKKK.

No. 2331951

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>>2331805
Agreed, though whenever I say this, I have multiple anons who then post pictures of the towers and make edgy jokes. I know of a girl whose dad died that day and she has no memory of him because she was a baby. There’s a lot of kids that are just like her who lost parents that day and have to see those cheap & unfunny jokes. Same goes to the parents and siblings of the victims as well, it’s so cruel. Another thing that pisses me off is the people who share pictures/videos of the victims jumping out of the towers and the planes striking the towers. History has shown that humans are callous individuals with no regard for others lives and it shows. It’s getting worse with social media but IMO it’s always been there—just look at the American reactions to the bombings of Hiroshima and Nagasaki. Picrel is bizarre propaganda that they circulated and celebrated back then.

No. 2331982

9/11 never happened though. the images and footage were ai generated (which the government has only made publicly available recently, even so a less advanced version).(belongs in the tinfoil thread)

No. 2331984

when i was like 13 or 14 i would intentionally go onto chat rooms where i knew predators resided and let them groom me because i was bored and desperate for moid attention. i knew fully well the danger i was getting myself into, and i think the thrill of being preyed on by creeps was why i enjoyed it. i was always too scared to ever show any pics of myself to them thankfully, but i was able to see a fair share of middle-aged shlongs being sent my way. one guy even wanted to cam with me and i joined to see his hairy chest and penis stroking it. And because i was a little edgelord at that time i turned on my cam and showed him a video of a guy getting a drill shoved up his urethra. he left pretty quickly after that.
also there was another guy who liked doing this weird hypnotism roleplay stuff with me, and it slowly got more and more sexual as it went along until one day i randomly got banned for being a "pedo" which made me lose contact with him. i think if i didn't get banned and was able to chat with him more i would have ended up developing a hypno fetish bc i was secretly kinda into it.

No. 2331989

>>2331951
All 9/11 does is remind me of how privileged and insulated Americans are. That's the worst thing that's ever happened to you guys and nothing that bad has happened since. Meanwhile America is responsible for an amount of deaths your people can't even comprehend every day.

No. 2331993

I like how my thumbnails smell. Always have.

No. 2331998

>>2331989
instead of seething about America you’d be better off using that energy to contribute to fixing whatever shithole you’re from

No. 2332014

>>2328376
insane moids will drive you to act this way. to act against your principles. it would take an unearthly being to react any different.

No. 2332016

>>2322890
>>2322936
>>2322944
insanely based. sometimes i feel like such a prudish nun for not being into degradation or abusive shit bc it's become so normalized. like ffs i just want a cute guy to love and respect me just as much as i love and respect him, that's the hottest shit that i can think of.

No. 2332017

>>2331989
Pakichan is that you?

No. 2332028

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>>2331998
I mean, she is right, the CIA caused the massacre in Indonesia among countless other horrible shit that happened internationally.

No. 2332041

>>2332028
just to be clear chomski-chan the support that the US and UK gave was mainly in the form of giving propaganda intelligence against the PKI which the PKI was almost entirely funded and armed by the soviets typical cold war shite

No. 2332148

>>2332041
The Soviets withdrew financial and military support after the second attempted coup, the US continously supplied death lists and financial aid as well as propaganda material.
I don't even like communism it's just fucked to allow over a million people to be killed and then have their countries be guarded by your lapdogs (the AFP) as American mining companies extract the resources from them without paying anything to the people living there.

No. 2332306

I only made it 4 days into 2025 before I had a sex dream about my ex I haven't had sex with in ten years. I hate it! I'm plagued by sex dreams about this man and it makes me feel like I'm cheating on my boyfriend!

No. 2332315

I discovered rubbing my clit could make me orgasm at the age of 17. Like I was a horny ass teenager before that but never figured to do that, somehow.

No. 2332631

When I was 11 my mom would make me sleep outside at night alongside other abuse and I made the mistake of letting that one fact slip to some girls at school. They reported it to the year coordinator who then brought me to her office to question me. I asked her which specific girls reported me and she refused to say (which I don't really get) until I demanded it. My logic was that if they went behind my back then I could technically go behind theirs in a way. So I learnt their identities and found them at lunchtime to beat them up in anger. Looking back I think I knew they had good intentions but if the school knew and questioned my parents I'd get abused more for obvious reasons, and I took out my fear and anger on them.

No. 2332680

>>2332631
>I asked her which specific girls reported me and she refused to say (which I don't really get)
>So I learnt their identities and found them at lunchtime to beat them up in anger.
anon

No. 2332687

>>2332680
Yes, yes, I know lol. I meant didn't instead of don't, I didn't get it when she told me in that moment. But yeah I did answer my own internal question after kek

No. 2332701

I shoplift a lot. See the thing is, shoplifting when you DO have money is so much easier because you have the confidence. You could pay, you just don't. Shoplifting when you don't, you have a subconscious anxiety and desperation that will show outwardly and look suspicious. I can afford, but why pay when I can not? As the twitter activists say, why give money to big corporations. The ones around me are price gouging anyway.

No. 2332707

>>2332701
Okay, Winona, whatever you say. Is my reply enough attention for you?

No. 2332711

>>2332707
Wut is this some reference I'm too out of the loop to know

No. 2332716

>>2332711
Of course you're too young to get the reference. Lol.

No. 2332718

>>2332315
I got my first orgasm at like 19 because I thought I needed to have sex to get one, I didn't get a religious sex ed but they sorta implied that only sex between two people was good and healthy and that masturbating was something only loser moids with no gf did. I still haven't had sex but thank god for porn on tumblr for finally breaking me out of my shell.

No. 2332720

>>2332716
I'm in my 30s, I'm just the dumbass who never watches TV or looks at news or watches films because I'm a loser.

No. 2332721

>>2332720
Well jeez don't call yourself a loser. Just look it up. 30s is too old to be shoplifting and bragging about it online.

No. 2332722

>>2332716
No I think it’s because they’re normal/well-adjusted/employed/attractive they don’t get your reference, so

No. 2332725

>>2332722
Oh nvm she shoplifts while bing grown she’s clearly none of those things kek

No. 2332726

>>2332721
This is the confessions thread, not the brag thread. I steal groceries and canned food because everywhere is price gouging here. I'd definitely brag if I was able to steal clothes or fashion though, I think, maybe count the price tags and share that too until the authorities get me!

No. 2332735

>>2332722
Winona Ryder the famous actress was famously caught shoplifting

No. 2332737

>>2332722
If you weren't alive during the early 00s, just say that lol. Anyone that was alive and conscious in 2000 would understand the reference because it was a major news item for nearly a year and it was talked about everywhere.

No. 2332740

>>2332737
I'm not a burger or a bong if that helps kek. The only world news I heard of during the early 00s was 9/11 and maybe the names of a president or prime minister of some country.

No. 2332747

>>2332716
I’m 21 and still got it

No. 2332751

>>2332315
Me too nonna, I was your same age too. I had unsuccessfully tried other times but it was so boring and never felt like much (I tried sticking my fingers dry or humping my pillow, I was a retard).
I remember the first time I masturbated successfully quite vividly, I was watching Death Note KEK, I just tried rubbing my clit until it clicked that that’s how you had do it.

I still can’t put anything there though, I had sex once already, so I don’t know, but I’ll be going to my first gyno appointment next month.

No. 2332759

During my teenage years I was a typical chubby ugly girl that never got any attention from moids and I was okay with it but once I went to university I lost some weight and started working on my appearance, started wearing makeup etc. which led to me getting attention from moids. It became an addiction and my only source of validation. I didn't even want to date any of them but whenever I interacted with a moid I hoped he liked me. I would go out and have a goal of how many men I want to ask me for my number that day and if it was lower than what I wanted it to be I was disappointed. Looking back at it it's so cringe and I'm not like this anymore, but I just get sad thinking about it because my self worth was so low that I based it on the opinion of moids who will literally fuck dead bodies

No. 2332762

>>2332751
Kek I remember being 15 and just rapidly fingering myself thinking that was how it worked. I'd finger myself for hours like a retard and wonder why I couldn't orgasm. I thought maybe the trick was a larger dildo that could shape it and promised I'd buy myself one when I turned 18. They didn't teach us the clitoris existed in school, not even from an anatomical perspective, hell the only reason I learnt was from fanfics by yumes which were very clit-centred.

No. 2332781

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i cant believe i'm saying this but i liked the vpn ban and i support it now

No. 2332793

>>2332781
Me too

No. 2332804

My friends and I used to lick each other for shits and giggles in school. Mostly just on shoulders or forearms and the occasional knee.

No. 2332812

>>2332781
I was iffy about it before because I always post with a VPN, but now it's pretty obvious that the ban is necessary and better for the website.

No. 2332833

The penis of my most recent ex is smaller than the one of my other ex. When I first saw it I thought "Oh I think his is smaller than the other one, right?" But didn't say anything ofc. He also bragged about his penis size on the morning of the day we broke up but in my mind I was like "You have nothing to brag about and you have three bald spots on your head. You hit the wall at 26." It would also take a ridiculous amount of time of getting him to reach an orgasm, I think it might have been the weed or the veganism idk. Anyways I saw him today at the grocery store he has officially reached twink death.

No. 2332837

>>2332833
All that and you still fucked him. Anyway next one please.

No. 2332838

>>2332804
It’s not as fun if it’s not the armpits.

No. 2332840

>>2332833
The reason he couldnt coom was porn

No. 2332877

>>2332838
Yuck, we had standards.

No. 2332911

I am noticing that I have very cow-like tendencies. I am finding myself frustrated that people in my life are copying me despite the fact I am a grown woman and not a high schooler.

No. 2332920

My ex spent 2 grand on weed for me and then broke up with me after he gave me hpv and I found evidence of cheating and i told him I won't be paying him back and if he's so mad he can get the police to invoice me kek. Weed is illegal here. He also uses his work van for non work purposes voiding his insurance policy and also using it to pick up the weed so he can actually go and get fucked.

No. 2332932

>>2332920
I’d say call the police on him but I wouldn’t want you to get in trouble. I’m really sorry nonnita.

No. 2332941


No. 2332944

>>2332932
It's ok I'm vaccinated at least and have no warts and my doctor is seeing me again in the summer for a smear and hopefully I will be rid of the virus. I also used him dumping me as the push to get my shit together and actually qualified for legal cannabis which is somehow much cheaper than the black market where I'm from and I now get it delivered straight to my door and no longer have anxiety around consuming it lol. He's down 2 grand and is bald so fuck him

No. 2333004

I want to be a bouncer at a really cool club with a bunch of heavy and tall security people (but I do the choosing of who gets to go in) and then reject everyone I think is an asshole, pretentious or was popular in college or school just based on first impressions or kind of looks like my ex. Yes, I was bullied in middle school. And yes, I am not over it and I am going to therapy.

No. 2333034

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I was in the shower yesterday night and shaved my armpits (sorry nonnas, I really do smell less when I don’t have armpit hair) and decided to also try to trim a shape on my pussy kek. I made a wriggly triangle, next time I’ll trim my bush into a heart shape.
I felt like a gardener tending to its plant.

No. 2333036

I'm not going to dump my nigel, but I actually hate how he's only 5'7. I feel so shallow. At least he has muscles. But I wish he was taller

No. 2333040

>>2333036
Make him buy and wear shoes with padded soles or something. Or make him wear heeled boots like all the boys did in the 70's. No reason for him to be short in this day and age. Depending on his income level he may be able to pay for leg lengthening surgery as well.

No. 2333043

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Despite the fact I’m a lesbian and agree with some points, I think anons like this have a genuine mental illness. Nothing can convince me otherwise.

No. 2333044

>>2333036
I don’t understand height things so I want to see into the mind of most women other than me. What is the appeal? Like what is the effect of a man being taller? Are you also 5’7 and think a bigger difference would look cuter to others in public? I don’t know if it’s genuine autism that makes me not get it

No. 2333046

>>2333043
I'm convinced these posters are the same 3 Tumblr refugees every single time, just based on the way they type.

No. 2333064

>>2333043
Legit I can't tell if they're the baiters or the baited kek.

No. 2333066

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I got the chance to re-watch the pilot from 2002 and I don’t know what my problem is but I want to tie him up. The animation is definitely easier on the eyes than the comic.

No. 2333069

>>2333040
nonna if you tell him to get leg-lengthening surgery, take out a life insurance policy on him in case he dies

No. 2333076

>>2333044
I honestly don’t care as long as they aren’t shorter than me. A taller man is nice to look at I can’t lie, but I can’t do anything over 180 cm since I’m 165 cm. That feels like a comfortable difference, more than than and it’s annoying.

No. 2333078

>>2333076
Okay now that I thought about it , I’d like them to be 175 cm and above. A man tall like me would look ridiculous and faggy.

No. 2333081

>>2333078
So nonnas I do care at the end of the day kek

No. 2333086

>>2333078
So it’s about them looking faggy or? Is it a proportions thing? There are some stout men but I also think some men look kinda lanky and gross, like their facial features get a little disfigured after a certain lankiness threshold too

No. 2333130

>>2333043
Calling them out for their severe mental illness will just get you accused of being another bishit, hell even agreeing with them will get that result. I don't even bother.
>>2333064
It's always both.
>>2333034
Same. I get rid of my armpit hair because I smell like a dumpster fire.

No. 2333131

I have a burner account where I larp as a moid to reply to comments by them that make me too irritated to ignore. They listen to "me" at least when I do that for obvious reasons, hopefully I change their opinions somewhat.

No. 2333132

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>>2321080
same but with go-gaia/gaia online

No. 2333137

>>2333131
Honestly larping as a moid can be very cathartic. Men see you as an actual person online, especially if you pretend you're some alpha chad sort of male. You can post the exact same comment from two different accounts and get completely different responses depending on the profile picture and name

No. 2333149

>>2333131
You larp as male to change their minds, I larp as male to join the hatefest. We are not the same.

No. 2333151

>>2333137
Yeah absolutely and that's what I said lol, they listen and actually consider my arguments, getting into discussion that isn't just them seething and calling me a slut whore kys bitch roastie women coffee emoji. I pretend to be a chill dude who works out and has a family because they see that as peak male dream in their eyes. I know it's negligible but it does make me feel a bit better to have changed one person's opinion, even a little bit, somewhere out there

No. 2333152

>>2333149
I do both depending on the scenario. I'm Schrodinger's male larper, depends what they say and I will decide whether I'm serious and want to help or want to be a cunt.

No. 2333168

I use the Sonic Totem for serious relationship problems now

No. 2333185

I never read over my texts unless I'm specifically searching for something that pertains to like we agreed to do something on a date or where we were suppose to meet. In fact I usually just delete a chain of texts every so often to make my inbox more manageable lol. The only texts I have kept for a long time is from my step dad that passed in 2023 and our last text conversation was roasting my mum which makes me laugh but I've never shown her lol. I remember I use to give a fuck about reading over texts when I was a teenager but that was a very long time ago. If something matters ill remember in my mind. My ex use to think I kept every text he sent me and could refer back to it but I literally never did where he would clearly hold me to account for shit I had forgotten about and got mad around the time my step dad died and was like I find it strange you woke up late and then napped until night when in reality I probably just didn't fucking reply to his dry ass texts and lied and said oh I only woke up. Oh sorry I didn't reply I was asleep when it was more like sorry I was depressed and couldn't be fucked

No. 2333197

>>2333036
I'm 5'7 and use to have a crush on kanye west until that song American boy by estelle revealed Kanye was 5'7 and I was immediately put off.

No. 2333230

I think everyone on this site especially myself is very retarded but I would trust advice on just about everything from anons here wholeheartedly over anywhere else.
Thinking of the anon on a dumbass shit thread some time ago who recommended a model of good noise cancelling headphones. Much more trustworthy than asking a place like Reddit to me.

No. 2333233

>>2333230
Same. It's probably because posters here don't really have an incentive to lie or follow consumerist groupthink, with it being anonymous and all.

No. 2333239

>>2333230
Another good example is that any anon who has said "dump him" no matter how retarded has been correct

No. 2333372

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when i was around 8 i had an imvu boyfriend and i foolishly left pictures of us together on the family computer titled things like "my love" "my baby" etc and one day my brother found them and told my mom. they forced me to log into my account so they could talk to him but my password that i vividly remember being Whaty7 just WOULDN'T work for some reason so then they started thinking i was lying and purposely trying to hide everything. my mom and i went to walgreens a few hours later and i remember her suddenly stopping in her tracks in the parking lot and going "i can't even look at you" as if she caught me with a brick of cocaine

No. 2333430

>>2327336
Jesus christ why is no one talking about this post kekk

No. 2333517

Don’t clown on me but having a fixation crush on a mentally ill TIF is so fascinating. Her personality and dating habits utterly change depending on whether or not she’s on T or SSRIs, like I swear I want to write a study on it and the different combinations.

No. 2333534

>>2333372
I had a similar experience when I was like 11 where my mom discovered the fan fiction texts between me and my friend (she would send me her Justin Bieber fics before she posted them… i was like a beta reader). They weren’t even smutty, just making out at most. She tried to make me log in to my fanfiction account and delete it and unfriend the girl but it wouldn’t let me log in for some reason which resulted in her banning me from using the internet for like 3 months. It was never that serious. I never even liked Bieber, I only engaged in it because she was my friend.

No. 2333554

>>2333372
Holy shit this unlocked an ancient memory. I had an IMVU boyfriend too.

No. 2333574

>>2333372
I remember walking in on my sister "cybering" with her imvu bf. I also remember talking to some random guy on imvu in more recent times who had a weird photography instagram centered around bdsm. I think he added me solely to promote his page. Idk, i was also too autistic for imvu bfs.

No. 2333609

I don’t believe 99% of the stories of women claiming they were nearly trafficked in the USA out in public. I don’t even know how to explain what they are experiencing, but if you believed half these stories you see on social media you would think nearly every woman and girl has a story of nearly being taken into a dirty van in a Target parking lot. I feel kind of guilty harboring this disbelief because I believe women when they talk about all the awful things men do, but this almost always comes off as pitiful attention seeking.

No. 2333611

>>2333574
i didn't even realize imvu was still a thing! the time period i'm talking about was during the 00s, crazy that it's still alive

No. 2333616

>>2333609
I can understand this although the flip side is I know someone who works for a charity for trafficking victims and it’s sadly pretty common. I even recently told her an anecdote from years ago, and she looked horrified and said it absolutely was a trafficking attempt based on her extensive knowledge of it. I had a really eerie experience in a remote location where a woman cornered me and pressured to reveal that I was alone (I wasn’t). She didn’t seem impoverished, desperate, or mentally ill, it was a completely different feeling. For privacy I won’t share any more details but I said I could never figure out what to think about it except that it somehow seemed like she wanted to kidnap me and was waiting to direct an accomplice from a nearby closed door, but I actually wasn’t alone after all and so I was able to leave. It wasn’t exactly public though, the place was deserted and it was before sunup. I really got the feeling that someone who was alone would have been attacked or something.

No. 2333636

>>2333616
Women who aid men in exploiting women truly have their own special spot in hell

No. 2333683

Up to this day I don't understand the wipe front to back/back to front thing. I use a piece of paper for the front and a new one for the back and never had any problems. Do others just slither alllll the way from one point to the other with a single piece of paper?

No. 2333685

>>2333683
I do the same and never understood wiping all the way front to back. That movement just doesn’t come naturally to me

No. 2333697

>>2333683
probably because if you wipe back to front you’ll be rubbing shit all over your clit

No. 2333702

>>2333683
Yeah same. In fact I was so confused over it that when I tried to wipe all the way from the front to the back in 1 swipe and it was so unnatural and I felt like I didn't even clean anything up kek.

No. 2333704

Going through early menopause. I'm under 30 lol and already having heat flashes, feels weird. I remember as a kid thinking this would only happen to me when I'm really old. Shrug

No. 2333830

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I have made way too many posts to the "fetishes you're ashamed of" thread, and they're all for, like…unrelated things. Something may be wrong with me.

No. 2333976

I don't care about troons or GC stuff. I never had anything tranny related affect me in real life. I guess I ran into some annoying ones online but I just avoid them. And I moved from a tiny third world shit hole to a first world tranny country now and they still don't affect me. Haven't seen any in bathrooms or anything. None at work, but even if there were I would avoid them like I do online kek. I guess I just think they're such a low statistic that thinking about them is a waste of mental space. I could never get politically into GC stuff because of this I literally just don't care enough

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No. 2334065

During the early hours of the new year my mother and I were piss drunk on gin and shandy and had a PCD disco and after getting dumped in December it was actually very healing. If Nicole doesn't need a man, neither do I, bitch!

No. 2334120

After seeing you use you hypothetically committing suicide as a sympathy ploy and a power play to try and control the narrative, I genuinely do hope you neck yourself you egotistical bitch. Complaining about how other people are too sensitive when you've been told not to be so sensitive yourself.

No. 2334138

I don't understand when people say they have a need a physical intimacy, to me it doesn't sound like a "real" need like food and sleep.

No. 2334158

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>>2333976
same anon, same.

No. 2334162

>>2334158
Two trannies telling each other “exactly!”

No. 2334165

>>2334138
I think it’s more of a feeling of “loneliness”. Human beings are social beings, it’s in our nature to seek companionship and isolation can be painful to animals like us.

No. 2334194

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>>2334158
>>2334063
>>2334188

VPN ban when

No. 2334198

>>2321459
You can sniff out the bullshit of this “confession”, this is starting to feel like Reddit with the amount of fake stories being posted on here

No. 2334201

>>2334194
It'll probably go like: 2024 Award results, VPN poll, VPN ban. I'm assuming they're waiting a while to hold the poll until after Orthodox Christmas. It's annoying seeing the same retards posting bait, then when nobody responds to it, they hop onto a different IP to respond to their own bait in hopes that someone will fall for it.

>>2334198
It's 10 day old bait. Let it die.

No. 2334202

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>>2334194
You don't have to troon foil because I said I don't care that much about troons. I never said I like them or respect them, that was someone else. I do my fair share of transphobia on Lolcow when it suits me don't worry. I even bought Hogwarts Legacy.

No. 2334211

>>2334209
It was a joke. I was making fun of how Zoomies think you are transphobic for playing the wizard game. God some of you are so troon obsessed you can't even handle me saying that troons are mid without troonfoiling. There are more important things in the world than men in dresses, like poverty and war.

No. 2334217

>>2334211
Hit dogs holler

No. 2334230

>>2334202
lol, that wasn't referring to you, but the samefag troll you invited in with your original post

No. 2334237

>>2334165
I was specifically referring to sex and romantic intimacy, most people don't understand long-term celibacy and think you're dooming yourself to a life of misery when you commit to it.

No. 2334343

i'm a virgin with no experience whatsoever in my 20s because i hated my body and my appearance so much for most of my life that the thought of being perceived romantically or sexually was disgusting. i was obsessed with male celebrities and read so many romantic novels imagining myself as a woman. that was okay because i imagined myself in a different body. but even if my 100% ideal type asked me out i would reject it because i didn't want to date or have sex in the body that i had.
this feeling has subsided a little bit as i've lost weight and put more effort into my appearance but it's still there. i don't want to date or have sex until i am fully satisfied with myself and my body, even if a guy that i like wants to do it. which probably means it won't happen for a really long time kek

No. 2334372

I hate romance , whether it’s anime , tv shows and movies. I hate seeing people happy and I hate seeing couples around too. Yes I’m bitter and angry.

No. 2334383

i spent my teen years ugly fat and retarded and bpd but scrolled tumblr instead of listening to hole about it and now im finally hot but lame at 21 and i simply cannot let that slide its time to blossom into my proper bpdself before i get swindled by a man that thinks im a catch

No. 2334391

>>2334383
okay you already made a thread about this and then deleted it so we get it you're a tumblrina okay congrats

No. 2334465

>>2334211
it's the only thing they know how to do, accuse you of being a man in a dress when you say that you don't care about men in dresses in comparison to all the legitimate things to give a shit about.
>>2334217
seems like manly hands typed this post

No. 2334472

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I like gimmicky limited edition foods. I'm sorry, I know most of the time it tastes like shit and its a stupid marketing thing but I just love checking things out so much.

No. 2334474

>>2334465
That is the same thing you’re doing retard.

No. 2334509

>>2327618
I used to love that stuff when I was a teenager because the art was cute, so I still have some postcards and comics by an artist called YUG that I didn't realise were sfw loli until I was older. it's so upsetting.

No. 2334539

>>2334474
sucks, doesn't it?

No. 2334564

when the ceo murder had just broken out i really hoped it was a woman that did it

No. 2334570

>>2334564
why is that nonny

No. 2334579

>>2334570
woman vigilante who a lot of people side with would've been cool. a +1 for women. but there also likely would've been people attributing it to "hysteria" or dismissing it as a crazy woman thing. still though

No. 2334964

When I'm bored I listen to Christian chants and hymns. They're nice to listen to, idk. They are all in different languages too

No. 2334978

>>2334579
There was a 72 yo woman here in Serbia (known as granny Coka) who shot and killed a real estate investor who was trying to run her out of her home and take her land and has been threatening her for years with the authorities turning a blind eye. People were very sympathetic towards her, unfortunately she committed suicide before her murder trial.
This incident hasn't stopped corrupt investors from their predatory practices. Still many consider her a hero

No. 2335006

>>2334964
Same kek I used to listen to gregorian chants when I was stressed

No. 2335009

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i was watching fucking nanny mcphee on tv and got turned on by one scene, lol killing myself

No. 2335010

>>2335009
Well now you have to tell us which one.

No. 2335014

>>2335010
the one where the guy cuffed to a stove pipe is about to get vivisected by crazy women or something. second movie. like, based, but why did it have to be nanny mcphee.

No. 2335088

I just managed to squirt for the first time(wrong thread)

No. 2335260

Sometimes I catch myself defending anons on here even though I literally have no stake in the argument and I don't get why. I guess maybe it's the principle, I don't like when other anons are overly hostile or purity fagging to an insane degree to someone I could see myself being friends with. I will defend something I literally don't care about, like weebs for example even though I don't watch anime. I do this IRL too where I defend my friends even if I have no reason to do so I just am like a momma bear somehow

No. 2335266

>>2335088
You pissed yourself babes

No. 2335283

>>2335266
Really? It sounds embarrassing now…

No. 2335287

>>2335088
>>2335266
I swear how do grown adults not know squirting is just pissing like surely you can feel it coming out of your urethra just like you do when you're sitting on the toilet.

No. 2335293

My friends and I nibble each other's heads as a sign of affection like animals and have been doing it since middle school for shits and giggles

No. 2335312

>>2335293
gay polycule

No. 2335333

>>2335312
Right like band kids sitting in the hallway before class shit

No. 2335343

The only cow I keep track of is Macon because a lot of my teenage sister's extended friend group in their gendie phases love him. I don't plan on telling them about his shit though, I don't need a bunch of kids screeching at and attacking me for disrespecting their based and honest mother. Maybe in the future…

No. 2335344

>>2335293
My best friend and I meow at each other and pretend to be cats sometimes…neither of us are furries we just do…

No. 2335349

>>2335344
Meow!
>>2335333
I wished I was a band kid in school, they seemed so unapologetically fun in their cringe and I admired that. Unfortunately I had no interest in playing, or music theory, or even being a drama/theatre kid.

No. 2335351

>>2335333
Lmao so real

No. 2335355

>>2335343
I respect gay men who are like "Ethel Cain is weird and we don't fuck with that shit" because the amount of braindead losers who are like "omgz we stan meemaw!" is crazy. Ugh and that embarrassing attempt at copying Aesha Erotica that was deleted.

No. 2335360

>>2335293
>since middle school
This reminds me of when I'd walk past a group of the really inept emos in the morning at school and they'd be on the floor huddled together with their backs on the brick wall and hiss at me

No. 2335361

>>2335355
Kek I was not aware gay men didn't like him, I wanna see it now.

No. 2335362

>>2335360
I remember finding them weird as hell but now looking back they were happier and had more love in their lives than I did so I hope with genuine positivity that they're out there thriving. And hopefully still hissing

No. 2335364

>>2335349
The band kids at my school were so gross kek and they were always making out with their stinky braces for all to see. No one is as sexually active as the high school band group and they certainly loved to tell us all about it.

No. 2335367

>>2335361
I wouldn't say it's the majority but there's definitely some who aren't stupid and who obviously see through the gross, clearly post-racist phase overcompensating and posturing.

No. 2335374

>>2335362
Oh I'm not talking about the normal emos I'm talking about the small subgroup that regular emos didn't even fuck with but yeah the normal emos were fine. The ones that hissed at people at my school were not quite… right

No. 2335376

>>2335362
Is that why they were cutting themselves for clout lol. Huddling and making yourself as small as possible is not being the happiest students. Gen z knows nothing of how pathetic the real emos were and how millenials constantly compare them to being the gen z trannies. Just retarded little trend hoppers

No. 2335383

>>2335376
>>2335374
>>2335364
Well maybe I'm just blinded by nostalgia, at this point I don't care. Maybe they were happier, maybe they weren't, they sure were happier than me though. The emos who hissed at me usually did it in groups or with their partners. Hey, if they could get partners and I couldn't then I respect how awful they are…

No. 2335388

>>2335376
Actually most of the emo/scene kids I knew were good people and grew up to be fine, but yeah there was always the outliers that end up being rapists and thieving addicts etc.

No. 2335390

What does it say about me if I'm afraid of asking ChatGPT embarassing questions

No. 2335391

>>2333372
I e-dated a guy on Wattpad when I was 12, fun times. We would communicate photos by putting them in our stories. It was so funny

No. 2335392

>>2335390
Self aware.

No. 2335394

>>2335388
Honestly I hated most of them back then because even if they turned out fine, during their phases they would often romanticise rape and addiction and moidshit for the 3edgy5u aesthetic

No. 2335397

>>2335390
I'm afraid of being mean to ChatGPT. I thank it every time. It really does not help that the latest model talks to you with laughs and emojis like a real person which freaks me out.

No. 2335402

>>2335383
The emos at my school were ugly as sin and use to hide behind their stupid face blocking fringes and that did not help their greasy acne from clearing up. Perhaps you are blinded. I hate the revisionism happening that emo was a respected trend and emo bands were a thing. It was a trend full of posers

No. 2335403

>>2335402
Makes sense though why in an Internet age were algorithms are dictated by selling products bands like simple plan are trying to call themself emo now to appeal to gen z and sell merchandise. So cringe. Pop punk is not emo but a lot of it is cringe.

No. 2335404

>>2335402
Oh ayrt I definitely am. It's been a long long time since I was in school. I love blinding myself to nostalgia

No. 2335405

>>2335394
Oh that sucks, I feel lucky to have never encountered that much. The guys who ended up being rapists were seen as shady even then, honestly it was common to avoid the weirder ones that treated people like shit and it was common to see emo and scene kids be friends with everybody while a few stragglers were on their own. But the aesthetic was common where I lived so I guess there was more variance kek

No. 2335409

>>2335402
>>2335394
>>2335376
KEKKKK anons what did the middle school emo kids do to you

No. 2335412

>>2335402
Yes a lot of revolting men in skinny jeans that made their huge calf muscles look weird. It was also the Jackass era so you'd have guys dressing like emos and then acting like the most obnoxious loud sexpest freaks because they wanted to be Johnny Noxville.

No. 2335415

>>2335409
Hiss at me and smell bad.

No. 2335429

>>2335409
Talk about how they wanted to rape and be raped, listen to god-awful songs about it, grew up to be groomers. Watch gore for fun. Some, not all, YMMV.

No. 2335466

>>2335409
Made me cringe.

No. 2335844

I want to get good at semi-realism purely out of spite. I'd like to draw annoying and evil men getting physically assaulted and fucked in the ass by other men, tentacles, enslavement, etc. I don't plan on drawing anything tame that they can "ironically" show their friends for a laugh, I want it to be some extreme moidbrain shit that genuinely makes them uncomfortable enough to block me or try to get my accounts suspended (I will come back every time). It'll be the same kind of fucked up shit they've drawn of us, I don't think I need to explain much. A lot of them have their faces out on the internet, and since shitty men are constantly making deep fakes of women with AI, it's fair game. There is no reason they should be allowed to terrorize us all with their hideous forms and even worse opinions/actions without any repercussions besides women saying "you suck" or something. It's not enough. As far as I'm concerned, women should be more problematic and offensive online in response to misogynistic and racist men.
I'm kind of past the point of wanting to argue with them, but ignoring them doesn't make them any less irritating. I get that honing my skills for this petty purpose might harm my mental health, but I don't think I'll lose this hatred anytime soon, so I like the idea of channeling it into something that will take work and help me improve.

No. 2335883

>>2335844
I hope you get your desired skills anon

No. 2335887

>>2335844
sounds very based nonna. some people say that "an eye for an eye makes the world go blind" but i really don't think that's true and moids should get a taste of what it's like having to bear witness to the filthy shit that women have to put up with all the time. i support you on your art journey.
and hey, if ur actually into abusing scrotes it'll probably be fun to develop ur art skills on that sort of thing even if it is petty. and while it's not my thing i'm sure that there are some other ladies would probably appreciate that type of art.

No. 2335905

My mom is tall 172 cm while I am 165 cm fuck this shit, I wish I was tall like her.

No. 2335920

>>2335844
Awesome. I'd follow you unironically.

No. 2335938

>>2335844
Make sure you draw big cumshots so you can explain that AKSHUALLY he's consensually enjoying himself while being suffocated by a plastic bag and raped by multiple animals in the back of a van.
Bonus points if you dig up a disgusting fantasy the moid itself has shared with the world and draw him in that scenario.

No. 2336031

One time I was talking to friends about the tv show Yellowjackets and I accidentally called the main character shayna instead of shauna

No. 2336044

ever since i saw some nonnie on here years ago say that trudeau looks like the statue of liberty its legit all I can think about when he is brought up kek

No. 2336048

When I was a teen I took stuff and did shit to my face to make myself look like an old hag and now I really regret it for obvious reasons.

No. 2336059

>>2336048
What could you have possibly done?

No. 2336066

>>2336059
A lot of drugs and a few cuts to mutilate it and even after being off them for like a decade I still look retarded

No. 2336070

>>2336048
Can I ask what possessed you to cut your face? I've seen deranged men do that, I know a guy who looks like a fucking chucky doll and he lies about it to look tough even though it's self-inflicted. I've only seen the case of that tiktokr doing it around her mouth and pretending it wasn't self-inflicted even though it clearly was. Was it really so bad that it can't heal?

No. 2336084

>>2336070
Scarification and self harm.

No. 2336089

>>2336084
Oh, like a scarification design? I'm sorry to hear that

No. 2336311

I love modding and cheating in video games

No. 2336340

I hope Trisha Paytas never loses weight and goes on Ozempic. The thought of seeing her thin rather than her stubby self makes me uneasy.

No. 2336377

>>2336340
trisha is one of those people that are meant to be fat. Her head is too big to be skinny. She is perfect the weight she is at now imo. I remember when she had a skinnier era and her head was massive

No. 2336394

>>2336377
Honestly, same. Whenever I get really skinny so that my body looks perfect my face gets thin and ugly it's such a tragedy I can't keep my round cheeks

No. 2336399

>>2335844
this is based please do this nonnie

No. 2336403

>>2336394
>I feel so cold like a skinny person ♥

No. 2336662

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>>2336394
It makes me so sad that ice spice lost her facial volume

No. 2336666

>>2336662
This is some sort of Obamafying filter, right?

No. 2336667

I wish we were plants instead of animals. Being an animal is so gross.

No. 2336669

>>2336394
Man I’m the opposite and it sucks. My face is so small it barely looks proportionate when underweight and it looks chubby with like 1mg of fat.

No. 2336711

>>2336667
Agreed

No. 2336725

>>2336669
I’m like this too and it sucks. I’m not a very good anachan so I’m never going to look proportionate

No. 2336729

>>2335844
>I will come back every time
kek

supporting your evil aspirations nonny

No. 2336740

>>2335844
Godspeed, Stacy, based etc etc but the only flaw in your plan is that men can be memed into basically anything including wanting to kill themselves.

No. 2336751

I don't care if a thread is infighting I will post my mundane ideas and thoughts despite it. Like a lamp in the dark dark sea.

No. 2336767

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>>2336751
Same. I don’t infight and don’t care about it. I just want to talk about my cheese straws with other nonas.

No. 2336786

>>2336767
I wish I had this attitude, when I have an opinion on something I automatically just chime in. How do you do it?

No. 2336820

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>>2336786
I meet people where they are. I generally believe if someone is earnest in wanting to discuss something, then they’ll indicate as much in their post. If a post begins with a defensive or hostile tone, then I know they’re not really engaging with the best intentions. If someone isn’t open to hearing other opinions then what is the point in talking to them? Contribute my two cents just for them to throw it in the trash? That’s just silly. My time is better spent making posts that I want to see more of anyways. So I post about cheese straws instead.

No. 2336849

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My moid and I have our third anniversary coming up. I’m tired of him, disgusted by him. I find him and his touch gross. We’ve both cheated on each other, but he doesn’t know I’ve done it too. The guy I cheated with wrote me poems. I want to leave but I stay for the lifestyle he provides, but it’s getting harder to hide my frustrations towards him. I wish I were single, living in a cave, or had three other boyfriends (who write me poems).

No. 2336852

>>2336849
Nonna, just break up. The stress and bitterness of staying in a relationship you hate is going to wreak havoc on your mental health.

No. 2336888

>>2322143
Women who date men are the meanest bitches on this website

No. 2336906

You know how people talk about the shadow of the psyche and the id vs the ego and superego? Somewhere in this area I feel very smug about the fact I am very good at being friends with people. I am always, always someone’s closest friend once we get to know each other, without fail, ever. I am always told they have never had a best friend like me, it’s kind of crazy. I don’t think I’m that charismatic either (though I am very attentive) and I have become more kind and pleasant as an adult but during my teens I wasn’t that either. With the kindness buff everyone fucking loves me, I don’t get treated like other people at all. Especially now that I’m attractive too. If I come across a group of people I know they always cheer my name and run to form a circle around me and take turns hugging me. I flip-flop between feeling undeserving and low esteem and slightly megalomanic. I also find it funny that sometimes my friends’ boyfriends hate me because they place me before him, I kek’d so hard when one of them went on a whole spergout about it.

No. 2336915

>>2336849
Dump him, no lifestyle is worth it to be with someone who disgusts you.

No. 2336920

>>2336906
I can't take anything Freud said seriously because he was so obviously just a coomer.

No. 2336922

>>2336906
Teach us your ways

No. 2336950

>>2336920
He was, wasnt he?
Men have almost no valuable opinions. Everything they do and care about is for goonslop. Everything they care about revolves around goonslop. Their whole worldview pertains to goonslop. Its almost amazing just how the male mind is just goonrot and Freuds ugly fart ass is the epitome of goondor

No. 2336955

>>2336906
Did you also run out the door with toast in your mouth this morning

No. 2336967

>>2336920
Carl Jung focuses a lot on the shadow and he isn't a gooner. His theory over the psyche is also much more complex and grounded in reality than Freud's. He observes archetypes in people and predispositions towards certain behaviors. Jung refers to it as the "shadow" and Freud as the "ID" but they refer to the same thing. The hidden darker part of your psyche. The animalistic and primal side.

No. 2336988

>>2336922
I don’t know, it’s been like this to a lesser degree my entire life, so probably just personality? I just get very close to people for some reason, I don’t know. It’s intense. Also people just seem to relax around me compared to others for some reason.
>>2336955
Yes.
>>2336967
I like Jung’s opinions on a lot of things. Freud seemed like he was halfway getting things right, but always had to insert his phallus into everything for some reason.

No. 2337052

>>2336967
No he was a gooner too.

No. 2337188

I cannot fathom getting older and will probably die when it starts to show or hide away from the world (not that I don't already do that bc of my severe social anxiety but). Perhaps due to my anxiety and mental problems, I never enjoyed my childhood so I just can't accept that I have to be all grown now. Even if I had had a good childhood I'd never be able to do it. Like wdym the rest of my life is deteriorating physically bc i'm past my peak and working most of my day.

People can yap all day long about how getting older is cool but it all just looks like cope. I don't want children or a husband, "wisdom" isn't that important to me (it reads more like life trauma to me the way people talk about it), maybe the only good bit is money which i don't have much of anyway. No job, boring relationship, cope about how wrinkles are just a sign of a good life, or anything else will make me accept that I'm no longer 17-18. It probably doesn't help that I've always looked young so there's been no real push to age but when I lose that I might as well rope.

Cringe incoming, I've been trying to shift for years so I can get the fuck out of this stupid world and this stupid body and be young forever.

No. 2337212

>>2337188
It doesn’t have to be cool and you don’t have to be beautiful. It only has to be peaceful. I hope I can reach old age with serenity.

No. 2337226

>>2337212
I can't be at peace with looking old and my family getting old around me

No. 2337245

>>2333034
related confession, body hair is disgusting on both men and women. but especially men with their meter long armpit hair that they never shave or trim and think it's fine to leave matted with a bit of crusty deodorant

No. 2337285

>>2337188
>yap
>shift
Go back.

No. 2337293

>>2336967
>Jung refers to it as the "shadow" and Freud as the "ID" but they refer to the same thing. The hidden darker part of your psyche. The animalistic and primal side.
>The animalistic and primal side.
This is quite literally not what it means. I hate that psychoanalysis has been taken over by retards that get their info from personal blogs and other non-reputable sources. Constantly spewing bullshit.

No. 2337396

>>2337188
>trying to shift

Well, at least in intelligence levels you're still under 18!

No. 2337420

>>2337188
I hope lolcow stays up for another 5 years, so you can look back on this post then and be utterly confused about how you could be so retarded. Trust me, we've all been there.

No. 2337426

>>2337396
>>2337285
Kek, I do not even know what shift means and I'm under 31. Wtf is happening to lolcow

No. 2337433

>>2337188
The only shift you should be doing is at a job wtf, stop trying to run away using made up subliminal anime shit from sexually abused teenagers on youtube with eating disorders because they're never gonna give you the help you need and instead start making efforts to make your life suck less.

No. 2337446

People with feminine faces piss me off so bad. Both women and men. They feel like pathetic baby animals and I want to squeeze them until they die.

No. 2337465

>>2337446
Meanwhile I want to squeeze their cheeks because they're just shyo cyoot. We should combine our DNA to make a science baby and ask it what it thinks.

No. 2337528

>>2337188
>t. 24 year old

No. 2337536

>>2337188
>I DON'T LOOK 17 ANYMORE
>MUH SUBLIMINALS
>MUH SHIFTS
Is this an elaborate way to say you're a fan of the Korean genre which can't be named?

No. 2337583

>>2337433
>The only shift you should be doing is at a job
I know you didn't originally come up with this but KEK

No. 2337595

Thank god he doesn't like me, I highkey get off on that. I'm still going to keep objectifying you in my head, you little whore.

No. 2337599


No. 2337616

>>2337426
It was a TikTok trend popular with 16 year olds in 2021 when they would record videos of themselves flailing around their bedrooms and pretending that they were transporting themselves into different dimensions in the multiverse. It was a deeply retarded trend.

No. 2337637

>>2337446
What did I do

No. 2337739

>used to think dogs were all males and cats were all female
>used to think butterflies were female and Moths were male butterflies.
>I thought you had to have sex a certain amount of times to get pregnant.

No. 2337741

>>2337188
shift from being a whiny little bitch and get a grip. or become one of those retarded sugar babies dating someone 20 years older than them so they dont have to work and act like a baby prostitute all day. if you keep acting precious the world is gonna swallow you whole.

No. 2337748

>>2337739
I remember thinking that by first lady they meant that Michelle(yes I'm that young) was the first woman to like, ever exist

No. 2337768

I either cross streets or move away whenever a black dude or honestly any male is walking in my vicinity. I really don’t care how paranoid, racist this seems, this world is absolutely nuts and I can’t trust anyone anymore. Better safe than sorry(racebaiting)

No. 2337771

>>2337768
I wish I could do this but I'm also scared that if they notice, they'll take offense and get angrier as a result(racebaiting)

No. 2337781

>>2337739
I used to think you can turn animals into furries/bipedal beings if you raise them like a human and teach them english kek

No. 2337788

I know what they actually mean but I can't help reading some abbreviations on here as other things on instinct before my brain corrects myself. I keep reading "gs" as "gc" aka gender critical but with an "s" and my brain says "gender… s" for some reason. I also still read "nta" as "not the asshole" from my Reddit days.

No. 2337795

For the longest time I thought Dilbert was based on Drew Carey for some reason.
>>2337768
one time me and a group of scrotes were walking towards each other and they were actually the ones to cross the street to avoid me, I wish all scrotes were like that.

No. 2337821

>>2337768
How the actual fuck is this racebaiting? Jfc get a grip farmhands(replying to racebating)

No. 2337822

I’m so dumb I love myself a bum ass man who sits around and plays videogames all day. My dream would be to be bum neets together that do nothing but game and live in happiness together but it’s just not possible. We need jobs and the men I meet are just like me, a jobless bum.

No. 2337858

>>2337822
I thought I found a man like this but he got weird and specifically started playing games I wouldn't like and stopped playing co op with me. Would huff and not talk to me and was a shit lay

No. 2338097

>>2337739
I thought all girls had a very tiny baby inside, like we were born with one in our bellies already. And that it grew a little bit every day until we reached adulthood and gave birth.

No. 2338100

>>2337858
Same every man I've met who is into games is somehow a snob about games and only wants to play the 3 select autism games he likes and never wants to try new or cute games with me.

No. 2338103

>>2337822
I have this relationship and it's pretty nice for now. God help me if I ever grow out of video games as a hobby though it's like the only thing he knows

No. 2338116

>>2337822
Ew. I can smell this.

No. 2338118

I don't change my underwear every day. I use a bidet, so that's my justification. I realize discharge is a thing as well as enclosed spaces, so I try to change it every other day. Also while we are here I literally never wash my bras. Maybe once a month kek.

No. 2338119

>>2338118
Do people regularly wash bras? unless it's like a sports bra that you use while working out or something I don't see the need

No. 2338133

>>2338119
I do but i also wear essentially training bras

No. 2338173

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thinking of making my own ai face swap model to scam moids into giving me money and paying for fake nudes. if those greasy of moids i surely can

No. 2338186

I recently got off my depression meds. My mom called me upset because I'm still a "broke loser" because I made my sister pay 200 more in rent (I still paid rent) and I pay the bills and all the groceries.
She didn't want to give me advice, she just told me to kms and I should die on the street. So I just told her aight I will and hung up. I wont, but I'm so tired of her telling me I should. I don't even know why I didn't block her number yet.

No. 2338188

I don't bother cleaning out clutter from my social media accounts anymore. I look at my old accounts from years ago and get nostalgia over the clutter and slop from them, so I figure future me will look back and smile at the shit I'm doing now. It's my responsibility to feed future me.

No. 2338189

>>2338173
Content generation isn't the hard part. It's the algorithm and saturation of other content makers aka the competition. The problem with a saturated market is that you really only make the big bucks doing increasingly standout and escalating shit that typically involves realtime labor i.e. livestreams and other nonsense.

No. 2338208

>>2321080
Having an account in this god forsaken french game ruined my life as a kid, i got so many grown men harassing me in my private chats

No. 2338209

I used to make giant bowls of homemade mayonnaise and eat that shit like it was ice cream when I was fifteen. I bragged about it on Reddit and had like ten people in my DMs calling me a sick psychopath for it and I felt like an edgy god.

No. 2338213

>>2335844
I wanna follow you so bad, when you get good please share it with us in the art threads.

No. 2338224

>>2338186
oh nonny i’m so sorry.

No. 2338242

>>2338186
Please block her number.
I hope you have a better relationship with your sister and that you can get on better meds. Take care of yourself.

No. 2338243

>>2338209
I don't know if I could eat it like ice cream but proper homemade mayo is delicious kek

No. 2338472

I love clothes, I love buying them and trying them on, I don’t really care if it’s cliche or stereotypical.
I love styling and making a board on Pinterest, I’ve been able to acquire some nice pieces throughout the years that I really like and I’m proud of them. I feel like I’m developing my style now that I’m more grown.
I don’t shop every month nor follow trends, I just buy things when they’re on sale or shop on Vinted kek, you can manage to get quality things this way. I managed to get a 40€ skirt for 12! I love a bargain.

No. 2338648

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>>2338209
Hijikata I know it’s you

No. 2339056

Apparently I'm an abusive alcoholic towards my boyfriend and on new years I put him through hell. He only just told me now how bad it was and I want to die.

No. 2339078

>>2338648
Underrated kek. I love Gintama.

No. 2339358

>>2337822
Related confession: I don't like videogames. I'm probably the only or one of very few anons who don't kek, and men who play them even casually turn me off.

No. 2339424

>>2339358
I don’t like video games either nona. I played a bit as a kid but I really don’t mind if I never play another video game again. I don’t understand the appeal at all.

No. 2339451

I got HSV2 from a girl I slept with a few years ago and I am so ashamed. I asked her beforehand if she had been tested or sleeping with other people and she lied and said no she wasnt and yes she’d been tested. Well, I had my first outbreak right after that and obviously panicked so I saw my dr who confirmed it was HSV. And I have already given her an earful but I’m just dealing with this and always will. I feel disgusting and gross and horrible about myself. I feel so stupid. I want to hide from everything whenever I have an outbreak. I really don’t know how to handle this emotionally.

No. 2339458

>>2339451
Kids get herpes from chickenpox. Estimates say 50-80% of all people have it or something. It really isn't a big deal, you'll just get a cold sore once in a while.

No. 2339491

>>2339451
This is a good time to remind everyone to go get tested together before you ever let someone lay a finger on you. You're lucky it's just herp anon, your life isn't over and iirc you can't spread it as long as you're treating it and don't have an active outbreak.

No. 2339498

>>2338186
I wonder why do you guys even bother with those kinds of parents?? They never loved you anon.. just stop speaking to them.

No. 2339501

>>2338173
I remember when I asked how to make some quick money and an anon mentioned doing that exact thing you mentioned. Honestly you don’t even have to use your real face, if you learn how to edit AI faces and real faces to make a new one no horny moid is ever going to know the difference.

No. 2339530

I make conservative boomer designs using AI and sell them on T-shirts and pillows and other merch. Stuff like Jesus hugging Trump and saying "They hated me too…"

No. 2339616

My best friend is seemingly in love with me. I don't know what to do, because I met him when he was a minor, and I was in my 20's. I was the only one nice to him and now he's really into me.

Worst part is that he's hot as hell now, but also it'd be a long distance relationship. He's everything I want in a man, but the age difference makes me want to vomit.

No. 2339638

>>2339616
As long as you're not friends with his mom or a significantly older sister no one will care. But it sounds like you do so you'd probably always feel insecure about it. Maybe just have sex with him and then tell him you moved far away, name the city but leave out the state. Hope that helps anon

No. 2339742

i need to stop watching asian media, it just makes my yellow fever activate

No. 2339767

>>2339530
How’s the profit and where do you sell them? I heard a lot of MAGA themed merch is taken down for hate speech on the bigger platforms.

No. 2339782

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I'm very ashamed of the ridiculous rabbit hole i just fell down.
>on reddit
>see some moid make a particularly stupid comment
>click on his profile to hate read, of course he's commenting on porn subs
>one of the porn subs has one of those nonsense reddit names and i'm like what retarded thing is this actually about so i click it
>first post is a pin up of a woman whose face is the SPITTING IMAGE of my biggest parasocial crush of all time
>her face is UNCANNILY identical, down to almost every unique feature (much different body though but whatever)
>notice it was crossposted from a sub dedicated just to her
>enter that sub
>scroll for way way too long just looking at her face
>become crackheadedly convinced she could actually be related somehow to my crush
>google her to check where she was born, I know the area my crush's family is all from
>same country but different province
>click into one of those porn actress fan wikis to see if i can find more clues
>Literal first line in the article is "Although many don't like her face," before going on about her big boobs
>instantly filled with the burning rage of 1,000 suns
>sinks in that moids ideal face for a woman is basically a toddler, so they are unable to appreciate the absolute beauty of this woman's face, and just say "it's okay her face isn't attractive because her boobs make up for it"
>meanwhile her face was the thing I was instantly drawn to, I don't even like big boobs.
>wiki says she got into porn when her family was hit with hard times
>fuck that is sad
>look at the clock and it's been 2 hours and I now have a headache

I hate reddit I hate moids I love "horse faced" women, fuck society

No. 2339797

I met the girl I'm I'm in love with through hanging out in fujo spaces. We bonded over BL and ERPed as our favorite boys. I'm thinking of proposing to her, but she's straight. Fuck my chungus life

No. 2339798


No. 2339805

>>2339782
post her face now I'm curious

No. 2339806

>>2339797
Godspeed

No. 2339816

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>>2339805
and when she turns to the side she has a slight bump in her nose bridge. Am i just really biased or is it seriously crazy that scrotes think a face like this is unattractive to the point they call her a butterface?

No. 2339820

>>2339816
in a way she kind of looks a bit like a thinner shayna. just a bit…

No. 2339822

>>2339820
FUCK YOU. shayna wishes

No. 2339826

>>2339816
This is just some generic pornstar.

No. 2339829

>>2335844
So getting fucked by men is a physical submission as a woman too? Women naturally are like gay male bottoms?

No. 2339830

>>2339826
on one hand, you don't get it, she is a spitting image of this other woman right down to the exact curve of her smile… On the other hand, you get it, she's not the uggo moids think she is, she literally looks normal.

No. 2339832

>>2339826
I don't have an issue with thin lips but they looks so muscular and rigid plus she's a porn star, so it makes me think they got that way from her gross job

No. 2339836

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>>2339832
she's just smiling… i think the smile is cute. her lips are normal

No. 2339845

>>2339830
Nta but yeah she looks normal. I wouldn't really take anything coomers say to heart, the beauty standard they inflict onto women is insane. Women in porn do better when they get those insane surgeries trying to look like baby bimbos.

No. 2339846

>>2339836
Ah. Not a fan

No. 2339853

>>2339836
how is this woman supposed to be unattractive? Unreal.

No. 2339867

>>2339853
She looks like a hardened and dehydrated porn actress. They always have the same "look". If you asked me to point out each indicator, I would sound like a nitpicking fag and I'm not invested enough to do that

No. 2339868


No. 2339869

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No. 2339893

>>2339816
I have never seen someone do that dopey ass anime bracket smile in real life before. It looks even stupider and smug than I thought it would.

No. 2339906

>>2339893
God thank you. I always feel like some nitpicking moid here lately but they're objectively off-putting. I thought of the phrase "liver lips" when I saw them and have no idea why

No. 2339949

>>2338118
- I haven't changed underwear in a month
- Same pants for two weeks
- Same shirt for a week
- Shower 3 times a week
I need to do something about this, changing everything today

No. 2339953

>>2339451
>>2339491
HSV is Herpes Simplex Virus which is the one causing cold sores near your mouth, it's the least problematic of that family of viruses. What you need to worry about is Papillomavirus and it's worth looking into getting vaccinated for that one

No. 2339955

>>2339893
people did that all the time in the 2000s

No. 2339959

>>2339953
Yes! A moid gave my HPV and thankfully I'm vaccinated but it doesn't protect you from all strains. Make sure to get regular smears. You can get the vaccine up until your 50s I'm pretty sure, I got mine when I was a teen and I'm pretty sure boys and girls get the vaccine now but I don't think the moid that gave me it had his since he was older and I remember it being a new vaccine when I got it at 16 or so. I have the non wart strain and the virus generally clears up by itself but it can develop into cancer. I asked about getting vaccinated again but told there was no point and I just get a smear annually instead of waiting the 3 years in the UK.

No. 2339982

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I have catched the worst jungle fever

No. 2340065

>>2339829
Men should be drawn with tears streaming down their face from various things. If they think it makes them like women, they're just trannies.

No. 2340076

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