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No. 2254053

Now with more nun cow!
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No. 2254063

Ok I love this threadpic kek

No. 2254078

>>2254063
She’s so badass, I just know she shoots every priest she encounters kek.

No. 2254207

>>>/ot/2253737
Girl how bad was your fucking month that you end up begging a moid for sex kek. At least you have enough self awareness to know how messed up you were acting.
I do feel a bit bad though because it sounds like you did have a genuine friendship, but I’m not sure it’s recoverable. I can’t imagine how I would face someone who I was begging forces the previous time we met. Do you share many friends in common? Would he ever mention it to them? I would die. At least you don’t work together, now that would be an even worse hell

No. 2254219

I just have an extremely bad feeling and it goes beyond me touting around my mental problems. Like something very very bad is gonna happen.

No. 2254222

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every time I get into a relationship with a moid I start fantasizing about kissing women more

No. 2254267

i’m not a lesbian, but the thought of having sex with a man makes me panic and want to die

No. 2254298

>>2254267
Listen to yourself and don't let anyone pressure you into it if you never want to

No. 2254318

>>2254222
I have lesbian sex dreams significantly more than the 2 I've had of men, I can't quite explain this but it's been going on for years

No. 2254321

>>2254222
Sounds like a typical bi-het who will ultimately end up with a man.

No. 2254347

This is going to sound mean but I hate autistic teenagers/young adults and their parents who don't wrangle them. I like wearing alt fashion and having nerdy keychains on my bags and on multiple occasions I have had autists follow me around in public. The other day this girl would not stop following me and talking to me when I was trying to shop at aldi. All because I had a pokemon keychain. I was polite as possible and kept trying to end the conversation but she wouldn't leave me alone. And the stupid mom just let her keep following me while she was checking out. She was clearly autistic so I couldn't tell her to leave me alone at risk of looking like an ass and I do NOT want to cause a scene in public. I just kept being polite and rushed to finish shopping and leave. She followed me until I left out the door just talking at me. The time before that another autistic girl kept on complimenting my dress while at the library. I dont mind getting compliments but after the third one it was extremely awkward especially since my boyfriend was with me it just felt really embarrassing. I feel nervous now about being nerdy in public in peace because I'm scared of having to interact with spergs that don't understand social boundaries and their wranglers letting them annoy people.

No. 2254352

>>2254222
Please get with other bi women and leave lesbians alone, you sound like trouble.

No. 2254394

>>2254321
WHO the fuck cares?

No. 2254426

>>2254394
Found the bihet who totes like women but somehow is always fucking and being with men.

No. 2254436

One of the long list of things I look for in a man is whether they can cosplay any of my husbandos for my sexual fantasies. Too bad most moids are too ugly and bald

No. 2254438

I actually don't like most of my friends. I feel guilty saying it but it's true

No. 2254463

I love you nonna

No. 2254479

>>2254347
Whenever someone tries to speak with me in public I pretend I don't speak the language.

No. 2254487

The words orbiter and simp are so gross to me kek. Even more if they're a hoard of terminally online men.

No. 2254489

>>2254426
Anon I’m celibate I just think you’re retarded

No. 2254496

I can't get off to anything besides 1 specific thing. It's annoying. I'm worried that if I have sex someday I won't be able to finish.

No. 2254499

>>2254489
And you’re an amoeba

No. 2254768

When I was a kid I would make bubblegum water, which was just water with bubblegum I tossed in and let sit for a few days

No. 2254797

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>>2254768
This sounds like the fun version of asparagus water.

No. 2255492

My guilty pleasure is reading bad reviews for places I like and privately making fun of people who leave them. The milk is scarce and of questionable quality (low grade entitlement and lack of common sense for the most part), but it feels like having my own ranch full of local lolcows.

No. 2256046

I ruined yet another mattress because I can't keep myself from jumping on them.

No. 2256113

>>2254352
?? Did I say I was going after lesbians? Fuck off(infighting)

No. 2256150

>>2256113
It’s a warning, leave lesbians alone with your bullshit.

No. 2256401

I failed myself so many times and most of the time it was on purpose. I can't stop and now I think I really screwed up.

No. 2256404

>>2256150
Cringe.

No. 2256407

>>2256046
You should invest in a mini trampoline I bet you could get a cheap one second hand. I want one too

No. 2256408

>>2256046
Can you get a trampoline?

No. 2256666

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I'm veering very close to being pro-eugenics and ecofascism. The inconvenient truth is that needless destruction of land and abuse of animal life is always linked to degeneration of society/culture and mistreatment of other humans. All populations could be improved by sterilizing (or in some cases, killing) retarded assholes and rapists, but it won't happen because there are simply too many of them in every single corner of the world and in every group. Every society is quite literally controlled by retarded assholes and rapists. In reality, most people shouldn't be breeding.
We can't even have any fruitful discussion on eugenics because men are incapable of not putting their penises first. Whatever they say ends up being a front for "I deserve pussy, other men don't". The biggest example of this I've seen are failmales view themselves as inherently superior to others over race. They're attempting to ride the coattails of other (often better) men with literally no other relation to themselves and gain sexual access via politics. If they really wanted to help their race "rise" or whatever, they'd willingly become cuckolds and fluffers to men superior to them, act as matchmakers for women, and take on the role of eunuchs. How is it that you were born with one testicle, started balding at 18 and have an extensive family history of disease, alcoholism, retardation and mental illness, but you still want to pass on your genes? Are you a golem sent to shit up the human species? You're just going to fuck up the bloodline of any woman of any race that you touch. Even worse than that are the women with low self-esteem, extreme mental illness and mate-selection dynamics so poor that they entertain those dysgenic men (among other types) and pop out 6+ abominations who will either grow both confused and mildly to severely resentful of their families (this is if they're blessed with self-awareness, or are lucky enough to be spared the worst traits their heritage has to offer) or just continue the cycle and reproduce more. The latter is a lot more common. I believe the human species would genuinely be better if you had to prove that you should breed, rather than it just being a given (or worse, an expectation), but people are too irresponsible, selfish and want "mini-mes" they'll barely even bother to raise well too much for that to ever happen, and it makes me sad. The same kind of selfishness and stupidity are what fuck up the whole world and cause harm to nearly every other species, the environment and the planet as a whole, but we still have to hear some stupid faggot talk about how going to Mars is the next frontier. Fuck off.

No. 2256824

>>2256666
if all humans are selfish breeder retards, why do you come to eugenics (which is inherently pro-breeding, just breeding the "right" designated ones) instead of human extinction & antinatalism? isn't it much more simple to eradicate all instead of having to tightly control the human population so no one dare commit a crime against, or exploit human and nonhuman animals?

No. 2256869

All teenagers are a stupid cunts and the meaner someone is online the more I assume they are close to being a teen or never grew out of that phase because they are a normie

No. 2256887

>>2256824
Anti-natalism would be the ideal of ideals (I end up wishing for human extinction whenever I think too much about the world), but I think that's even more impossible than controlled/"good" breeding unless something else wipes us out against our collective will. It seems easier for people to accept "Only smart and benevolent people should be reproducing, everyone else can live, just don't hurt anybody" than "Just end your shit, die off". It's also less blackpilling than the nuclear option, I want to cope sometimes.

No. 2256898

>>2256887
Personally I think people smarter than me and with access to high levels of information know the world is irrevocably fucked with microplastics and we've fucked the environment for current populations that they're living their lives as see fit while keeping the normals in line. The current systems in the west have it set up those responsible and good you would want breeding are hitting roadblocks based on finances and living standards while retards have unprotected sex and a baby is an afterthought and sometimes the means to benefits

No. 2256926

>>2256898
I genuinely think no one that has any actual political power right now is even slightly a pro-eugenicist, in fact retards breeding uncontrollably is a feature, not a bug.
The systems we have in place depend on constant populational growth, and if the retards are the only ones that can/do breed, then it still hits their goals. That's why many governments around the world are trying to limit people's (and especially women's) access to information.

No. 2256945

I wish I could be more like Patrick Bateman. I’m studying in a field where you have to be completely type A, ruthless and money motivated to succeed and I feel like I’m failing so hard. I would gladly give up my personality to become a colder and more calculating and focused person. I don’t want to kill women and homeless people obviously kek but I can’t think of another character I’d rather be in this moment.

No. 2257236

I met the moid I've been seeing on /soc/. I don't use soc or 4chan regularly but I was clearly going through something and felt a weird imperative to add him, he was just looking for friends, we've been talking for 10 months and were basically dating before I went abroad (he is waiting for me allegedly). I know it is disgusting and shameful but we have mutual friends and go to the same uni… and he's normal and nice. It's so weird and like I said shameful, he's the first moid I've dated or been serious with but the premises of our meeting feels sinful and subhuman, warranting confession. It's been long enough and we've seen each other in normal contexts long enough for me to not remember most of the time, it is a little funny and a little pathetic (of me)

No. 2257249

My love isn’t worth more or less than any other sinners. I won’t think about it too much, but I’ll try to be a better person.

No. 2257252

>>2257236
Nonna please be careful. Once a 4chan moid always a 4chan moid, like even the normal-seeming ones still have that weird poison to them (sadly know from experience). Hoping that your dude left the boards and shed all the scrote fleas, but please stay cautious until you know for sure.

No. 2257311

>>2256407
>>2256408
I'm afraid of falling off since they always give you an extra jump height, also I don't have space rn, maybe one day…

No. 2257381

I am naturally prone to being abusive in relationships. Listening to "Why Does He Do That?" to stay aware for myself but it just reminded me that I do that shit
Being self-aware and in therapy keeps me a cut above I guess.

No. 2257734

>>2257236
A scrote in 4chan isn’t normal kek.

No. 2258036

>>2257236
You have looked up his handle on the /soc/ archives to see what else he has posted on there right as well as other usernames he might have used? Nah of course you didn't

No. 2258061

One time I got drunk with my boss and pissed myself because I couldn't hold it to the washroom and he never brings it up because he asked me what I remember about that night and I said nothing but I remember. Its been about two years since this happened. Oops.

No. 2258438

I regret spending over a decade of my youth jilling off, being unserious about the world, and hiding from any real feelings. I know I was a child, but I was a child with intellect and privilege. I knew better. I know better so now its time to become a serious person.

No. 2258446

>>2254347
I love people like this. I’ve been thinking I want to talk to people I think seem cool more but I’m afraid they’ll think of me like this. It’s just hard to find girls with the same interests as you.

No. 2258473

>>2254347
Their parents are probably exhausted and glad they are bothering you and not them for one moment in life. They have to deal with that kid all the time. Imagine how annoyed you are after a few minutes, that’s their life. that’s why they don’t do anything
Not saying it makes it right just saying

No. 2258481

demi moore at 60 looks better than me at 23 nude,
my nipples point to the floor in opposit directions and my belly is saggy. I am disgusting

No. 2258483

>>2258481
I think you missed the point

No. 2258494

>>2258438
>jilling off

What. Is that the female version of "jacking off"?

No. 2258512

>>2258494
It's a fairly common colloquialism for female masturbation.

No. 2258515

>>2258512
Nta but I still find that so stupid. Jack and jill, really? The etymology of jacking doesn’t even come from the nursery rhyme, why must their be a “girl version”? Same vibe as using “dudettes”. Anons who come for nonas for saying they jerk off because “that’s the moid way to say it” are basically handmaidens because none of the other terms available are both normal and casual.

No. 2258523

>>2258515
That term is older than your dad

No. 2258530

>>2258515
Ngl, i never gave it much thought tbh, especially since in my experience women don't talk about masturbation as much as men do.

No. 2258548

>>2258515
I prefer to say fap, but I never use the term here as it might trigger some nonnies. So I just say "masturbate".

No. 2258606

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I noticed that I have been a lot less stylish since growing up, I was an emo teenager, and i never got tattoos or piercings when I hit 18, I don't know I have just always been sort of plain, somewhat indecisive.
My confession is that I'm a big nlog and I see people who do certain things like dana from the polyamory thread with her piercings and dyed hair and acrylic nails and I think what is the point of these ornaments if they are on such a fat and dirty person?
I don't think tattoos look good on anyone unless that person is absolutely jacked, and I don't think bright dyed hair ever looks good, but i can't imagine someone who regularly works out with bright color dyed hair.
have you guys ever seen someone with an alternative style actually be fit and hygienic? I think that is one of the reasons i have outgrown the style,Jake Munroe comes to mind, that sort of style just tells me someone drinks a lot (or does drugs or is immature and somewhat lazy) like if you want to look good or cool instead of painting your fat face white and dying your hair purple to look like a fatass jonkler with a bunch of holes in your face from all those shitty piercings, just put down the fork and go for a run…(and i know that faggot lost weight but he is still a good example) I also noticed a lot of people I know personally, they still dress emo, or in a more modern version of that have gotten pretty chubby and mature looking (facial hair) and they still wear their hair like in a swoop and wear studded belts and all that. It's horrifying. Like putting lipstick on a pig.
I feel kind of superior but I can't really word it well, it's just more mature and attractive to take care of yourself than to be someone who's "stylish" who has bad hygiene and sits around and eats junk all day. I know the rocker style is kind of like hedonistic or whatever but still,

No. 2258615

>>2258606
Nailed it. Alt looks only works for young, attractive people experimenting with self expression, past a certain age I just assume it's a drug addict/unwashed NEET. Ugly people love modifying themselves because they think it distracts from how unfortunate looking they are but it only makes it worse

No. 2258649

>>2257252
Thank you nona I am still cautious because he does still use it from time to time, and is a moid. sorry your 4chan moid turned out to be too 4chan moidy
>>2257734
I know but I mean in the sense that he's a well adjusted member of society, and probably as abnormal as a woman on lc
>>2258036
I'm clearly a bit retarded but obviously I looked up his name on the archives?

No. 2258657

>>2258515
i don't understand how the nursery rhyme is connected, i don't think that's where it originated kek.
>none of the other terms available are both normal and casual.
"jacking off" doesn't sound normal nor casual either though. it's all retarded a pussy can't be "jacked", nor "flicked", "jilled", it's all shit. maybe "rubbed"

No. 2258681

>>2258649
>he's a well adjusted member of society
he's still on 4chan, so no. he might appear that way, but well-adjusted and male imageboard user do not overlap.
>and probably as abnormal as a woman on lc
demonstrably false. women on lc are harmless autismo cringe queens with a few unhinged weirdos who nobody takes seriously. 4chan moids are, well, you've been there. women also aren't memed into debauchery the same way scrotes are so there isn't an issue with women being around weirdo extremists because the vast majority of us aren't going to change our ways. meanwhile moids can meme themselves into bisexuality just by being like "lolol no homo, but what if tho?" to say nothing of how they meme themselves into deeper misogyny

No. 2258779

I just had my first big argument with my fiance. He's from a good family, a wealthy and well adjusted one. He's a smart man, and rational, and kind, and naive, with very good prospects, inheriting a family business. I had him sobbing in front of me. I felt him fracture beneath me, and all I felt was a numb, concentrated coldness. I broke him down, and in that instant, I know I won. He has no idea what he is getting into with me.

I'm from a bad household, an abusive one, and he isn't. I know how to manipulate. His family is picture perfect Norman Rockwell. And I know I'm going to come into his innocent, honest mentality and loving family, degrade his entire being, and steal his innocence. I'm going to show him what abuse is. He will never be the same, if he ever gets free of me. Every normality his family has striven for is going to vanish with me and the children I have, and the resentment and mental issues that I instill in them. And I'll see him and his family degrade, day after day, and love melt into hate and mistrust, and I'll feel vindicated, and have my bitterness for his happiness viciously satisfied.

I don't want to do this to him. He's a good man, and he doesn't deserve it. He loves me.
But I don't know how to stop. And I know I shouldn't want to do this. But I do want to do this, and I will. And the world will be a worse place for it.

No. 2258789

>>2258779
>wealthy
go to therapy dumbass he can pay for it and you'll both benefit.

No. 2258791

>>2258779
If you want to torture your moid, fine, but don't bring children into this, you retard. Go to therapy.

No. 2258808

>>2258779
they’re going to notice quickly because you underestimate the intelligence of everyone around you, realize you are trying to make everyone as miserable as yourself and cut you out like a cancerous tumor within half a year. you will be the crazy ex he shows screenshots to people of and he’ll marry a nice girl who he laughs about dating someone like you with.

No. 2258809

>>2258808
>>2258791
>>2258789
Thanks for these. These sent me down to earth in an enormous way.

No. 2258812

>>2258808
Especially you, thank you for your brutal honesty. I feel like my mind has been hammered into shape. This is really just what I needed instead of taking out some self-indulgent resentfulness on my loved ones. Thanks.

No. 2258814

>>2258779
Very edgy, please grow up

No. 2258818

>>2258812
if you're still in contact with your family you should take all your hurt feelings out on them since they're the reason for your problems

No. 2258835

>>2258779
>Every normality his family has striven for is going to vanish with me and the children I have
jfc Manifestelle was right that poor people shouldn't have kids. Why would you want to have children within a supposedly stable family only to destabilize it?

No. 2258936

>>2258779
so you were lucky enough to have found the one decent (supposedly, probably not) man of the dating pool and you want to ruin him? Why would you do that. You sound like an evil Disney villain

No. 2258938

>>2258779
I think you should leave him so he can be free of your toxicity and you can focus on working on these issues that you have.

No. 2258985

>>2258938
>dump your apparently smart and rich moid who clearly loves you and wants to help you with your issues and has the means to do so, so you can be on your own
not op obviously but lol what is this logic. considering her insane rant i'm sure she's shown her instability before, literally all she has to do is talk about therapy/whatever treatment and work on it. i don't think she should have kids anytime soon though.

No. 2259118

>>2258779
don't have a kid you will lose the higher ground.

No. 2259120

>>2259118
samefag what's with all these tards believing he's actually a nice man. Nice men don't exist, silly. you should continur to manipulate him and cheat on him too. Act hot and cold. Don't listen to these softies, get close to his family so they think you can't possibly be abusing him.

No. 2259278

>>2258779
please journal instead of doing this. you did deserve more love, and that's very sad, how unfair the world is. but this is not fair. >>2258481
you have no idea how beautiful women are regardless of how their body looks. saggy tatas are still tatas and…amazing. every part of a woman is pretty, and if someone likes you they'll find all of you enthralling. i think i'd have a heart attack if i even got to touch a vag, they're the most beautiful i have ever seen, i literally shake sometimes when i see satin dresses on a girl, even though im not gay. also i feel like it's normal to have tits that aren't facing each other, just doing their own things, mine are looking in opposite directions too. you're not disgusting at all
>>2254768
i loved making potions as a kid…omg shampoo and shaving cream potions, or puddle potions… i miss it

No. 2259473

when i was 5 a teenage boy who i thought was really beautiful molested me

No. 2259482

>>2259278
anon writing about how beautiful breasts and pussy are and then ending it with "i'm not gay" is really funny… are you sure about that? I feel the same way about women though so I totally get it

No. 2259495

>>2259482
I have sexual chemistry and have yearned for women as life partners, lovers, someone i both am intoxicated by closeness too and care deeply about, and am turned on to the point of quivering by them and wanting to have pussy in my face, however, women do not feel the same way, so i chose to commit to a guy who is nice but i don’t have the same chemistry with as i would a woman, and have been looking the other way and replacing my thoughts of them with thoughts of him for a year, because now i am loved and chosen and understood, and i love him as a person. It’s worked after a while. I had to almost cum thinking of women, because i couldn’t thinking of him, and then switch to think of him. Sometimes i don’t want it that much. But it’s mostly worked. So I’d say im straight by choice, but i love gays and lesbians.
Are you straight but having these feelings also? Or just admiring something beautiful without wanting to touch it?
Sage for blogging

No. 2259698

>>2259495
I'm ayrt and your story is scarily close to mine, and it makes me sad because I know how lonely this existence can be. I had no luck dating women so I got with a man who is a great friend, kind, responsible, will be an excellent husband but I'm not sexually attracted to him. I'm still with him for the same reasons you said. I'm wondering if this is something a lot of gay/bisexual women go through. Though unfortunately I've learned from experience that you cannot just force your sexuality to change for someone even if you love them in every other way. I've already tried repressing it by thinking about men when I'm turned on, like you did. I still could never call myself straight. Personally the idea of spending the rest of my life yearning for women while married to a man kinda sends me spiraling and there's a non-zero chance my will breaks and I end up cheating but for now I will work hard to keep the life and picture-perfect relationship I have. hypocritical of me to say but unless you live in a country where it's dangerous to be gay there is surely a woman out there for you if you ever feel like giving it another shot. sorry for blogging but I can relate too hard and my heart goes out to you. I wish you the best no matter what direction you choose to go

No. 2259853

I think I have some stink-related schizophrenia because No matter how many times I shower I’m always worried my vagina stinks. I get so paranoid when I’m out in public because I feel like I give off this smell. And when I sniff my underwear it either doesnt smell at all or has a completely different smell.

No. 2259859

>>2258779
raping a man's asshole is not that big a deal get over yourself

No. 2259892

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>>2258779
please update us on your villianesque dark triad stacy journey to mindbreak your moid

No. 2259893

>>2258812
you going from “i am the worlds most callous cyclepath i am an ice cold vampire” to “you’re right i’m sorry” is honestly so funny. you’ll be alright just do some dbt and maybe stop listening to the thoughts that tell you you’re the worlds most evil person. evil people don’t think they’re evil.
>>2258818 and listen to this person if you really need to let your dark side out. you were abused and you should technically make your abusers lives hell, god actually told me himself that’s the only way to get into heaven. good luck!!

No. 2259906

>>2259495
>>2259698
Wtf. Are women just dating and marrying men they aren’t even attracted to? Why are you torturing yourselves like this?

No. 2259946

saw photos from a medical case where a woman had a bad infection in her butt cheek and the photo they took of her adorable butt with her butthole peeking out from between her cheeks made my brain instinctually go “that’s the cutest little butt I’ve ever seen”. Then even though I was ashamed I saved the picture because it was so cute. Btw don’t worry, she got better. I’m sorry random woman for looking lustfully at your medical photos. Your butt was just so cute I couldn’t help it.

No. 2259951

I can't be horny normally everything has to be a scenario in a broader storyline. I believe I'm incapable of sexual attraction to real people and I'm not in any of my sexy scenarios. I can only fantasize about my ocs or ships. I can't tell when this happened because when I was a young teenager I was really into self-shipping. Somewhere along the line a switch happened and I became really retarded about sex and romance. I have to be separated from the material. Most m/f makes me hurl because it feels misogynistic and unromantic and perhaps that's my fault for taking romance recs from TikTok and reddit. But anyway I feel like I'm a voyeur. I love imagining 2 fictional people who love each other but any attempt to put myself into the shoes of one of them makes me nauseous. I have never crushed on a real person but I have had many husbandos and waifus on the past. I used to be able to self insert into my fav female character or use an OC, but now I can't without feeling incredibly cringe. I tried chatting with ai bots of some of my old flames (lol) but I get so annoyed when the bot acts too horny because we aren't there yet and the storyline has to be right. I want to be able to yume peacefully but attempts to get back into that headspace always fails. I love love but I know its out of my reach in reality because I would kill myself before I get naked in front of another like I cant even take my shirt off in front of my mom. I'm not ugly in fact I've got the Disney princess phenotype I just feel like if I open myself up to another I'm loosing something precious so I cant even do the same in my fantasies.

No. 2260026

>>2260000
skill issue

No. 2260035

>>2260000
Me when I go on here tbh

No. 2260042

>>2260000
>posting this on a female-only internet forum

No. 2260049

>>2260000
I kind of feel you anon, i'd always post stuff i thought were mundane in normie female orientated spaces and gets tons of backlash and be seen as a troll, but i barely get that here because there are people more unhinged that i am and it's great!!

No. 2260071

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I'm crushing hard on this very passable FtM I've been stalking who lives in the same area as me. What do I do? She's so cute and we have the same interests.. I want to at least be her friend.

No. 2260084

>>2254394
is she wrong though?

No. 2260086

>>2260000
whoa the pickme
>>2260038
nta but that’s definitely a skill issue

No. 2260087

>>2260000
I feel conflicted because on one hand interacting with normie women has its downsides and can get very frustrating, but on the other hand non normie women are fucking insane. I guess pick your poison

No. 2260098

When I’m on my period I use my pads like nappies (diapers for the burgers)

No. 2260100

>>2260098
You deserve a UTI

No. 2260102

>>2260100
I’ve never had one, or even a yeast infection actually

No. 2260117

>>2260098
are you saying you piss and shit yourself? what brand are you using?

No. 2260127

People who say you don’t actually care about fat people’s health when you’re criticising them are right, at least when it comes to me. I don’t care that people are fat I just really wish I didn’t have to see them. They’re fucking gross. It’s nothing to do with their arteries, I just can’t see why you would grace others with such an eyesore. The flabby arms and fat flesh strapped into their clothes like pork… urgh. Genuinely ruins my day. It feels like an offence to me and I just wish they’d lock themselves up until they lose their weight instead of bothering others with their presence.

No. 2260130

>>2260098
You've been watching too much sissy hypno

No. 2260135

>>2260130
I feel like anons throw a dart with their eyes clothes to pick what weird comment to say is a tranny these days. Ok it’s gross. .. ?? Tell me that? I don’t have a penis because I said something disgusting. God
>>2260117
Not shit, ew wtf. No, I just let myself pee a little because I always get the thick absorbent types (heavy flow) honestly not on purpose I just have accidents when I hold it in for too long because it feels good
>brand
I don’t really remember the names of brands of common household items I get, it’s whatever’s at the shop. I could check but I’m in bed and comfy. It’s purple though

No. 2260148

This election cycle gave me BV..

No. 2260153


No. 2260154

>>2260071
She’ll only talk about troonism and you’ll serve as an affirmation tool kek. God forbid you end up having a relationship with her too, you’ll have to treat her enlarged clit (if she’s on t) like a dick, whatever that means.

No. 2260156

>>2259698
You are just a pussy kek

No. 2260160

>>2259495
Bihets back at it again. You can literally choose to live single , you didn’t have to marry and live with a man. It’s retarded to say “there is no woman for me! Woe is me!” and then jump straight to dick, fucking pathetic.

No. 2260161

>>2260135
I tried doing this once a long time ago and even on a thick pad the piss went right through it

No. 2260163

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>>2260154
>if she's on t
She is and she has top scars, but she's muscular and looks really good. I just know the voice is going to throw me way off. What a nightmare to think about though. I guess it's better if I continue to watch from afar. Oh, you gay and cruel world.

No. 2260167

>>2260160
I’m a lesbian but this clearly isn’t it, they’re not saying they wish they could be with women. They’re literally saying they don’t feel the same as men. It’s an emotional thing

No. 2260186

>>2260167
>they
go back

No. 2260196

>>2260186
Anon its plural

No. 2260291

>>2260167
Are you a retard? The Nigelfag has been saying that she is “sexually attracted” to women , but she’s staying with a scrote even though she literally has to dissociate to have sex with him. But according to her “women don’t feel the same”.
Classic bihet who always yaps about wanting women but who is always jumping and riding on dicks.

No. 2260293

>>2260196
>it’s plural
And you’re not using it correctly in this context, nonna is a singular person and you know her sex too. Use she or go back to tumblr.

No. 2260323

>>2259698
Haha yes…you can't brute force the same attraction you'd get with a woman. But after being friendless and relationshipless chasing women, doesn't it seem easier to have a diluted love with a man who puts you first? If you're friendless, which I used to be, you get a lot more desperate to settle too, to not be alone anymore. Thank you for understanding anon. I'm sorry you're spiralling too. It's a hard decision to make.
>>2260160
I guess you could call me bihet if you want, you sound rather angry, although I don't find myself into male bodies, only the sensations, like being eaten out or some actions of intercourse, but it lacks the raw attraction and chemistry I'd have with women, being attracted to her body, having butterflies. I sometimes wonder if following your feelings even matters. Feelings all die anyway.
It's true, I could've chosen to live single, but I had no friends or close family either- so someone who understood, and made me laugh, and feel safe was way better than being alone, even if sometimes I just have to get patiently through kissing and stuff. The weight of loneliness is very severe, life began to feel like a lot of effort. It's the first time I've dated a guy, and I often do things to keep the relationship going without even wanting it, because at the end of the day, I'm not alone.
>>2260167
thank you
>>2260291
I dated many women who didn't take me seriously, or went back to exes, or didn't feel the same way. Had an experience with two of them. My current guy is the only one. I guess you could say- with women, it's like this 'feeling charged with excitement and joy and this melty feeling in her presence, wanting to be close, and touch her body, sometimes getting into various acts, feeling lovesick when she's not there' and with current guy it's like this 'neutral, occasionally a feeling of happiness and being understood, having a laugh, wanting to see him healthy and happy, feeling safe, getting through kissing and stuff i don't really feel like doing'. If you look at the pattern of my life, it's been all women and one man. I think there are a lot of 'bi' girls who play up being gay for quirky/sexy points, and are actually straight, but there are also bi girls who find it very hard to find girls that like or commit to them, and are deeply lonely, so pick the easier option.

No. 2260338

I'm not a fan of lesbians, they are even more nefarious than moids in the way they try to groom women(bait)

No. 2260459

>>2260323
You sure do love yapping

No. 2260541

>>2254053
Anon, no. It's not normal to be in a relationship without feeling those things. Straight/Bi women get butterflies from moids they like and don't have to slog through kissing unless the dude in question is a crappy kisser and unattractive. I know anons keep calling you bihet but none of this reads as bi, you're clearly not attracted to this guy (or men at all?) physically and just tolerating him so you don't have to be alone and can reap relationship benefits. He's a beard. A best friend at best (assuming he manages to remain decent and good without potential sex dangling in front of him like a carrot), but there's obviously no romance here and you shouldn't torture yourself by faking it.

No. 2260601

My confession is I think my friend is a shitty parent. Every time I hang out with her it feels like a lesson on what NOT to do when raising a kid. However I would never tell her that. Her ex husband would've been an even worse parent so her poor kid was doomed from the start.

No. 2260729

>>2260601
I hate when non parents judge parents. Parenting is really hard and i'm sure she's doing her best especially if she's a single mom, give her a break…

No. 2260769

>>2260729
I do feel bad thinking that way but it's true. Her kid walks all over her, smacks/kicks me around when I'm there and she ignores it because she's too busy on her phone. The word "no" means "laugh and do it again" to him. He has absolutely no structure or discipline at all in his life. She doesn't make him eat real foods so his diet consists of happy meals and pizza. He has 8 silver teeth in his mouth at 5 years old because she allows him to eat/drink whatever he wants whenever he wants and doesn't make him brush his teeth. I know parenting is hard especially as a single mom but for her it's like she's just living with a small roommate, she doesn't really parent him at all. Her mom parents her child more than she does.

No. 2260793

>>2260769
well sounds like you were right about him being doomed from the start. poor kid

No. 2260808

Met my psychiatrist today and he’s so hot I won’t try to fuck him or anything I just have no one to share this with.

No. 2260819

i know its misogynistic but i have some male coworkers who are just awful people and i know that they have girlfriends. and the problem is that i think their gfs must be super retarded with no self respect to be dating these men lol. i dont even know these women but i hate them as much as their boyfriends

No. 2260822

>>2260808
had a doc who was super hot and i worked at the gym he went to and we would flirt constantly but i had a bf ugh i should have cheated. happy for you getting eye candy, theres a drought of attractive men lately

No. 2261082

I love gift giving, thinking about the perfect present according to the person's tastes, you could say it's my love language, but I feel like my efforts don't get reciprocated. I hope I don't sound like Dudley Dursley but I either get cheap or gag gifts, and I just hate when people ask me what I want, if I need something I'll just buy it myself, I prefer getting surprised by something nice that proves you know me as a person, and so far the only one who does it is my brother.

No. 2261097

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I was groomed by a tif, it was not some joking about sex-jokes type of grooming, but taking pictures of me when i was asleep and naked as a kid. I think this fucked me up when it comes to my sexuality because now I have a very specific fantasy of just beating up tifs, just watching them crumble beneath my fingers and watch them cry. The synthetic horse piss going against everything they were told; that T was supposed to make them stronger, that they fully transitioned and escape the internalized misogyny they believed in. I want to see their bones break from the osteoporosis they've caused themselves, I want to see them all bloody.
I'm going to therapy about what happened to me, but I haven't told anyone about this yet. I just hope that this fantasy leaves me in the future.

No. 2261103

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I have a fairly normal heterosexual roster of husbandos but for some reason I also fantasise about Bloberta Puppington and I don't know what to make of that. I'm not attracted to real women at all, apathetic at most, and all my husbando fantasties are of clothed sex because penises are gross so it's strange how a claymation puppet gets the engine going. I'm not autistic (I've been tested multiple times I'm just normal retarded) so it can't be explained by objectophilla.

No. 2261105

>>2261103
Could it be the voice?

No. 2261113

>>2261105
Maybe, I do think it's cute when she sings. Though I do want to eat out her puppet body over like a humanised version so I don't even know what is going on there

No. 2261165

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when i post something retarded while in an altered state of consciousness i just don't go back to the thread until a new one is started. i'm too embarassed to acknowledge things i say when i'm sleep deprived. anonymity is a blessing

No. 2261171

>>2261165
that's pretty smart of you nona. personally I like to double down and start acting even more retarded

No. 2261196

Ugh this bitch I know through my brother is the most hypocritical and annoying bitch. I met her out while she was on a date with my brother who announced she was actually engaged to some hockey player she's now married too. She still cheats with my brother and takes her ring off on dates with him and my brother is convinced her child is his and ngl it does look like she is. She looks like my brothers son and there's a family resemblance. Her and my brother are fighting and they both tried to drag me into it they're fighting about the election and I just don't care. Don't virtue signal while the heritage of your child is unknown and your husband hasn't a clue. And it's not my place to tell the husband because I don't want to deal with any consequences cause it's got fuck all to do with me.

No. 2261197

>>2261165
Same but 99% of the time I forget where I posted too so sorry if anyone takes the time to reply

No. 2261198

>>2261165
I do this whenever I say something I genuinely believe in but don't wanna bother reading the replies

No. 2261201

>>2261165
This is the best method tbh.

No. 2261211

Sometimes when I get bored I harass underage TIMs online. I occasionally question my morality since they're kids and all but then again, males, plus old enough to brawl, no explanation needed

No. 2261223

>>2260808
wish i got to experience erotic transference damn

No. 2261230

>>2261211
Kek. Do you also harass the older males too?

No. 2261248

>>2261211
do you have any specific funny moments to share?

No. 2261394

One of my biggest fears ever is getting stuck in a whiteout snow storm whilst on a highway. I can't remember where I heard this story I think it was some NatGeo show. But some lady was driving home with her husband where a random whiteout happened within a minute and an accident happened ahead of her with a 18-wheeler truck. The accident caused a domino effect of cars crashing into each other because they could only see like a foot in front. although most people who saw the crash stopped just short of it, people who had no idea that it happened started slamming into the cars that were stopped and it ended up being something insane like a 100+ car pileup. The woman who as recounting this said they weren't rescued for like a day and for that whole day she was in a constant state of panic because of the crashes that were accumulating behind her/into her.

No. 2261429

Honestly as a brunette I don't care if I'm jealous of and hating on blonde light eyed women like im gonna continue to do it because I think the sperging that ensues from it is funny and it's nice to see Aryan bitches seethe when they're insulted and told maybe they shouldn't be the beauty standard

No. 2261437

>>2260819
This is how I feel about all my male coworkers as well. One of them is an absolutely idiotic manlet and I have no idea how he managed to land a wife who's a couple inches taller than him. Why do women give ugly annoying men the time of day, but I can't get a date to save my life?

No. 2261447

>>2261429
i can't imagine caring this much about hair color

No. 2261450

>>2261447
cause I'm sick and tired of living in a world that elevates mid to uggo women because they have light hair or light eyes and seeing those dumbos live life on easy mode

No. 2261455

>>2261450
nobody lives life on easy mode more than men. you're doing friendly fire,don't forget your true enemy (mid men being elevated)

No. 2261459

>>2261455
That's true, lets stop elevating mid men as well, because the middest men is still uglier than ugly women

No. 2261460

>>2261450
are you underage… I might understand this level of rage if you were like, a black woman. But you are literally just a brunette. kek.

No. 2261462

>>2261460
I'm Jewish so I mean we're considered the shit tier of "white people" lookswise

No. 2261468

>>2261462
Noted my
>big fucking nose
>swarthy skin
>hooded brown eyes
Make me look vaguely racially ambiguous that I'm one of those non white looking ashkenazi Jews but not the cute kind

No. 2261496

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No. 2261508

>>2258779
this reads exactly like a reddit fanfic

No. 2261513

>>2261450
Girl wtf kek. Just dye your hair blonde already, you’ll like it.

No. 2261532

>>2261513
Nah I am an autumn we look notoriously horrible blonde

No. 2261533

>>2261496
Eh. death to the Sydney Sweeneys

No. 2261605

I was one of those kids who unironically found the SpongeBob outro song scary/creepy

No. 2261636

>>2261605
Why? I always thought it was relaxing.

No. 2261660

>>2261605
>>2261636
I never understood it. It just feels nostalgic and I understand the appeal of putting it over those 2000s nostalgia videos now. Maybe because it's in a minor key and that kind of frequency(?) had a different effect in kids' brains?

No. 2261668

>>2261450
Solution is to not give a shit, not shit on other women. "Muh beauty satnadrts".. you should value what you do, not how you look like. Beauty standart is just a meme that keeps insecure and stupid people down so they can keep excusing their shitty life. You can't be an actress or model? Bohoo 99.9% of people wont be, in the real world what you look like doesn't matter.

No. 2261684

I know that hypothetically everyone deserves love and I'm personally not a horrible person who did everything wrong, but I still feel undesirable and that I'll never deserve to be loved.

No. 2261709

>>2261230
Sometimes but I'm too scared, I am a coward at heart
>>2261248
Nah they mostly block me after calling me sad and mean

No. 2261754

>>2260135
please stop doing this. holding your pee for too long is very unhealthy for your bladder. doing it long-term can lead to you developing incontinency issues, which you may already be experiencing if you're having accidents.

No. 2261866

I thought Mia Goth was a Sims character for the longest time. I would see people talking about her and I thought people suddenly cared a lot about a random Sims townie

No. 2261874

I want to fuck my bass guitar.

No. 2261904

>>2261874
Grind on it.

No. 2262006

I ACTUALLY LOVE ARIANA GRANDE AND I DON'T CARE THAT SHE BROKE UP A FAMILY!!! I WOULD DO THE SAME IF IT MAKES ME HAPPY!!! THIS IS MY LIFE!!!!

No. 2262009

>>2262006
We know you do. You're obviously the annoying celebricows whiteknight.

No. 2262011

>>2261874
You're going to get pussy splinters

No. 2262016

>>2262011
What the hell kind of janky guitar gives you splinters?

No. 2262038

I was suppose to finish some anons tarot readings in /g/ but my period has been depleting me of all of my energy (ifykyk) and I feel very overwhelmed trying to do them but now that I’m typing I’m going to try and push through and try to do them right now

No. 2262059

>>2262038
What's up with the tarotfags posting about how they're supposed to do readings but x happened but they're still trying! Like girl it's okay to take a break. It's the tarot thread. It's not a big deal.

No. 2262101

>>2261668
>what you look like doesn't matter
I wish

No. 2262121

>>2262059
Yeah but you didn’t need to respond like that because it was a confession, I didn’t write it like it was serious business because I know it’s not. I like actually doing the stuff I promised to do though, even if we’re anonymous imagine being left out on the cold while you asked a question about something that actually matters to you. You can stop trying to make people feel bad for what they’re allowed to post, it’s getting old and tiring

No. 2262134

>>2262121
I can question your post if I want kek. All tarotfags have the same personality.

No. 2262140

>>2262134
nta but this site sucks so much now, can't even post an innocent confession anymore without anons like this.

No. 2262151

I'm a member of a techbro libertarian rationalist group because I'm bored as fuck and jesus is it full of people with lolcow tendencies. Way too much edginess and validation-seeking for a group of people who by and large haven't accomplished much. There are a handful of members who are legitimately smart and nice to talk to but they're drowned out by the personalityfags addicted to attention. The worst part is they're not even teenagers or in their early 20s where you can excuse this sort of attention-whoring, they're in their late 20s and above. I feel like every internet community should have a rule that begging for validation should be against the rules but unfortunately that's probably impossible to enforce.

No. 2262152

>>2262016
Grind game too stronk

No. 2262273

I use and post on lipstick alley a lot even though I'm not black

I'm sure half the userbase isn't at this point but still

No. 2262288

>>2262273
I hope that you never get a comfortable nights' rest ever again.

No. 2262295

>>2262151
>Legitimately smart
>Libertarian
No they're not kek

No. 2262309

>>2262288
Least dramatic LSA user

No. 2262318

>>2262309
honestly lsa scares me much as I love it. there are certain places I will not go and do not engage with just because the userbase does get so dramatic kek

No. 2262382

I have a 6' life sized printed effigy body pillow of a deceased loved one that I sleep with every night and my family and lodger find it really disturbing and want me to throw it away but it brings me comfort

I am not ashamed of it but it feels like others think i ought to be.

No. 2262384

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No. 2262507

my therapist has repeatedly asked me what I want out of therapy (because I told her on day one that I've done it before and stopped because I wasn't getting what I wanted out of it and I would like it to be more meaningful this time) and I had so much trouble answering her to the point it was funny because I'm like I don't know why I can't tell you!

I went home the other day and finally realized what I want and it's so dumb I still can not tell her. I don't even think therapists can help me with this. I want her to fix my social retardation from being homeschooled and abused, so that I can relate normally to people and be more social and make friends. She knows I want to make friends but she doesn't know my whole background yet because I've only seen her three times.

No. 2262549

I got mad at the lottery website glitching not letting me fill out the survey for free $2 so I sent spongebob spreading his buttcheeks to support filed as a complaint so one of them has to see it

No. 2262554

>>2262038
>but my period has been depleting me of all of my energy (ifykyk)
i don't. care to explain how?

No. 2262591

>>2262554
nayrt but count yourself lucky if your period isn't that bad.

No. 2262607

>>2262507
When I went to therapy I told them in the first session about past abuse. It made it easier for future topics and helped with explaining how I was and how it shaped me etc. I suggest saying what has happened so you can work from there

No. 2262672

File: 1731735755322.gif (1.96 MB, 200x109, oshit2.gif)

I thought I was bisexual but I'm genuinely so scared I'm a homosexual. Attraction to women is so easy and relaxed, but I always feel like attraction to men requires so many distractions and requirements, especially when I think of outright sexual matters. But I don't want it to!! It seems so easy for other women, what the fuck. Even when people post pretty, youthful celebrity men that I feel like I 'should' be attracted to I still feel a sense of disgust with interacting with them sexually. Like I have to sort of ignore that kneejerk response and disassociate, relax and focus on the sensation. god please please i don't want to be a homosexual i just want to be normal let this just be a trauma response

No. 2262683

I should've gotten used to having self harm scars on my arms by now but they make me cry if I look at them for too long. I've gotten accustomed to wearing long sleeves so much to hide them I dissociate over what my arms actually look like and the reminder of it when I remove my shirt at the end of the day makes me want to melt down

No. 2262684

>>2262591
nta either but don't forget the pms prior to your period that makes you want to commit sudoku

No. 2262685

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>>2262672
Not to be mean but why does it stress you out so much whether you're a lesbian or bisexual or what? And then, if it causes you such stress, why do you feel the need to label yourself anyway? Just be attracted to who you are attracted to kek. Stop making life so complicated just have fun.

No. 2262693

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>>2262672
You are making this way too complicated for yourself. Focus on what turns you on and go from there. Stigma around bi women expects them to be turned on by everyone and everything when actually all the bi women I've met are pretty stoic and a little neurotic and only turned on by 3.7 people ever. Whether you're lesbian or bi you're still you.

No. 2262714

>>2262591
>>2262684
yeah but she said ''''''''iykyk'''' like there's something sinister about period that we don't know like maybe our chi or crown chakra is blocked during our period or some shit

No. 2262765

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>>2262685
>>2262693
genuinely think hanging out on lc and seeing the schizo fights about mn and having sex with mn is also making me go insane with all the porno terminology people throw around act as if It's normal. Like jfc is having sex with m*n that disgusting? Also I've been drinking all night so thank you nonnies for responding, love you <3 I do feel better now. Sorry for being stupid(integrate)

No. 2262799

>>2261636
Late, but I had some SpongeBob DVDs that I'd only play when my parents were out late at night, so having that song playing in my lonely dark room freaked me out

No. 2262800

>>2262693
>Stigma around bi women expects them to be turned on by everyone and everything when actually all the bi women I've met are pretty stoic and a little neurotic and only turned on by 3.7 people ever
KEK NTA but this is so real.

No. 2262813

>>2262765
Now that I know you're a newfag I take back all my advice and curse you to live a life of confusion and clouded vision.

No. 2262828

>>2262800
Literally me too what the hell.

No. 2262856

Growing up I used to videochat strangers smoking meth on discord but nothing bad ever happened to me while all of my mutuals in heavily moderated queer groups have been groomed. Troons are more dangerous than methheads and my confession is that I think that’s fucking hilarious

No. 2262931

This is probably going to sound horrible and selfish but I miss when my friend was still with her ex and had zero libido because she wasn't attracted to him anymore, we used to do cultural outings and go to cute coffee shops, now all she cares about is chasing dick.

No. 2263058

I'm so shallow I went to pay at a specific cashier just because she was beautiful. I was blushing the whole time and almost dropped my phone. Looks truly are everything and I'm a victim to the parasite

No. 2263064

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My sister is only 4 years younger than me, but has two kids out of wedlock, with two different men. They are 12 years apart too. I pretend on the surface not to judge her, but I think she's a massive failure, and she did this to herself. Now all she does is post "Be patient, love will come" meme on social media. I love her, but I cant take her seriously at all.

No. 2263105

>>2261394
that sounds terrifying. one time i was in a whiteout storm on a country road which felt just as terrifying because we could not see the road and there were no lights around. i was with my douchebag ex who refused to stop driving and just powered through and i really wasn't sure if we would make it home. one of the most scary experiences i have had. but we survived

No. 2263106

I helped get Nick Fuentes’ house set on fire. I also have an airtight alibi. I will never be stopped. I will never be sorry.

No. 2263108

>>2263106
Lol that's cool if it's true, good work

No. 2263112

>>2262507
just tell her. that's the whole reason you're there. you have to be honest if you really want to change it

No. 2263114

>>2263058
grow up

No. 2263115

>>2263106
I hope this is true. If it is, please continue to use your powers to hurt more men, and thank you for your service

No. 2263123

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No. 2263128

>>2263106
Will we see it on the news?

No. 2263186

>>2263064
I seriously think that children are a hindrance to any woman’s career and life in general kek.
I want children I think, but I like being stable, having a career more, so I’ll probably have none. I also don’t think having children with men is worth it, so it will probably hard for me to be single and do IVF kek.

No. 2263330

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>>2261866
You're telling me she's not? I only play TS2, I thought she was an addition to TS4 like that Doodlepip thing was lmao

No. 2263349

>>2261605
>>2261636
>>2261660
I never found it scary or relaxing, I found it made me sort of sad, along with other movie credits, it's like I was like welp back to life, I guess. I used to sit in front of the TV with my sister all day

No. 2263580

I stole a few of my dad's vinyls and sold them without him knowing.

No. 2263596

>>2263580
I would disown you

No. 2263968

I don't really watch the videos my friend sends me of her just petting her cats

No. 2264005

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Just used an AI chatbot where I played as a man fucking my femboy maid's asshole just like in my yaois that I read.

I feel so disgusted and ashamed of myself afterwards for being turned on by it, I vowed to never bow down to the AI overlords but this just happened. I want to kill myself.

No. 2264014

>>2263580
So your fatass could doordash huh

No. 2264117

>>2264005
Happens to the best of us, nonny.

No. 2264201

I had a job interview and was pretty nervous but the guy was so fucking nice to talk to and just radiated this kindness and reassurance I was lowkey swooning over him fml I also tend to have vaguely borderline inappropriate relationships with my bosses so not sure what that says about me.

No. 2264204

>>2263186
it's too bad women can't reproduce asexually

No. 2264218

I used to have visiting New Orleans on my bucket list, it was the first place in North America I wanted to experience because I was enthralled by its culture
But then hurricane Katrina happened
The tragedy and the response to it totally crushed my dreams
I ended up visiting New York, to see the staple of US culture.
I still want to see the Grand Canyon and will, those are some majestic rocks. But I will never get over not experiencing the culture, rocks cannot compare

No. 2264227

>>2264218
New Orleans is still there people live there still it's real you can still go visit I don't understand this post probably just trolling or really dumb!

No. 2264236

>>2264227
Yes, people still live there but it's not the same
You don't understand why such an inadequate response to a catastrophic natural disaster would remove the magic from the place?
I no longer think of it as this cool cultural centre, I associate it with racism and government neglect and incompetence

No. 2264238

>>2264236
Yeah the ever romantic French quarter was so glamorous before the hurricane… doubt your presence will be missed lol

No. 2264248

>>2264238
Why are you so triggered by my tourist confession
Come visit my city, we can kiss and make up in front of the NATO-bombed Ministry of Defence ruins

No. 2264252

>>2264248
Lol I wasn't the first anon asking, I just thought you were being dramatic. If you really wanted to go, you could go.

No. 2264273

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I almost dated a pedo once. I was 16, he was 18-19. I never liked him but i wanted to get back to the guy that rejected me in hs. Anyways, he was hitting on me and my low self esteem ass started to hit on him back, we went to a concert together and we held hands, had my first kiss(it was disgusting because he had rotting teeth), when i came back home some friend from facebook rt some pictures the police took of a room with anime posters after a CP raid. It was the room of the guy i met. I was 16 so i was like ''wtf lol is this your room @pedo'' and he DM me telling me to delete my comment, he told me that when he was 16 he sent a ''funny'' video of some guy putting his dick in a baby to a friend and he got raided after that. He never got arrested. Now, looking back, i don't believe him. In my country you dont go to jail for sending that crap, around the same time of the raid there was a ''viral'' video in my country of people sending eachother cp to shook eachother, everyone in my school had seen it, my teachers saw it, my fucking grandmother saw it, no one got raided. I think he was into some darker shit. I can't believe he never went to jail for that, fuck my country. Anyways, that blackpilled me forever from dating moids and i am a 25yo virgin now and glad.

No. 2264283

>>2264252
I don't want to go anymore, I used to want to go before the hurricane

No. 2264290

>>2264283
Wow so just like the government of the United States, you too will abandon New Orleans after Katrina. This is a travesty. What did New Orleans ever do to you?

No. 2264291

>>2261462
Are you carrey-chan, by chance?

No. 2264293

I obsessively online stalk cute moids I know irl. Most moids have bad opsec so it's very satisfying and helps with the immmersion fantasy. I'll fantasize about them obsessively as well, especially if I'm depressed. It's like a coping mechanism I've had for as long as I can remember.

No. 2264296

>>2264283
anon not even the people care about Katrina anymore. I've been going to New Orleans regularly all my life and yeah it was shitty, but everyone moved on and the city is pretty much the same now in terms of people and city culture as before the hurricane. you're being weird

No. 2264373

>>2264291
kek i thought the same thing, i distinctly remember the time she outed herself during one of the hair color fights and constantly bringing up her ethnicity. idk how she doesn't get bored of this.

No. 2264377

>>2261460
Ikr she could literally just bleach it kek

No. 2264378

sometimes i do feel sorry for her. but most of the time, i don't

No. 2264399

>>2264273
>16 he sent a ''funny'' video of some guy putting his dick in a baby to a friend and he got raided after that.
I hope he dies

No. 2264580

>>2264218
i went there like three years after the hurricane and it was shocking but theres honestly no holding new orleans down or stopping that magic. i was a kid and i could feel it.

No. 2264671

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a bank clerk froze my accounts after i told her to kill herself because her kids would be better off without her. jokes on her cuz shes probably gonna lose her job for doing that lmfao

No. 2264672

>>2264671
What on EARTH is the context for that?

No. 2264676

>>2264672
>be stuck in Halfords trying to collect bike
>cant collect until card works
>card wont work
>card machine demanding pin
>idk my pin number and have never had to use it before
>call bank
>never had this problem before
>endure intense humiliation in public due to card declining, unable to get home, literally stranded miles from home
>be on hold for a fucking HOUR on and off
>i try to explain with incredible patience my situation and tell her i cant get home without the meagre £14 needed to release my bike from Halfords
>she puts me on hold again for 15 mins
>after wasting my time for an hour this bitch clerk tells me she won't authorise emergency atm withdrawal even though its literally an emergency
>tell her to kill herself and that her kids would be better off without her (true)
>dumb bitch sinks her own ship to kill the captain and freezes my accounts and disables my account

this woman is human filth and i will do everything in my power to make sure she loses her job for humiliating and endangering me

yes i know im in the wrong and that ITA but i dont care.

No. 2264705

I didn't even know Jews were a race until a few years ago. I always thought they were just white people who followed a different religion.

No. 2264707

>>2264676
I'm on your side. Fuck that hoe

No. 2264711

>>2264676
if you abuse bank staff they can actually just close your accounts and mail your money back to you, you don’t have like a right to be a customer at a bank. you have rights as a customer and if you had played this differently you might have gotten your way. instead you’ll likely have to find a new bank.

No. 2264713

>>2264711
I HOPE THEY FUCKING DO because my mortgage interest rate is insane and presumably if they refuse to do business with me then I would not have to pay an early repayment charge. Let them fucking close my accounts i swear to god.

No. 2264716

>>2264676
>humiliating and endangering me
damn anon why don't you remember your pin number like a normal person
>this has never happened to me
okay well sometimes ATMs and other registers will ask for your PIN I have no idea how you've made it this far in life without it
>tells random woman to kill herself because of policy at the bank
>emergency
>can't unlock bike
dawg you gotta reconsider what an emergency is because if I had some retard call my job and say they don't know their own PIN but they need an emergency transaction, I wouldn't trust them at all. I would wonder why the fuck they don't know their pin. Enjoy finding a new bank because you're a retard

No. 2264717

>>2264716
I am already planning on changing bank anyway Natwest are fucking faggots after treating me like that.

No. 2264718

>>2264014
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

No. 2264719

>>2264717
Nona ignore these annoying fatties trying to sound smart. The bank bitch knew about your situation and chose not to help you. I'm also on your side. Hawk tuah on these einstein wannabe hoes. Hawk TUAHHH on you bitches(integrate)

No. 2264720

>>2264676
>>idk my pin number and have never had to use it before
You're joking, right?

No. 2264721

>>2264005
The universal, haunting shame of post schlick clarity kek

No. 2264722

>>2264713
imagine they just take her to court for the full amount

No. 2264723


No. 2264731

>>2264723
if she harasses and abuses a business she owes a debt to, they’re not just going to cancel the debt when they cease doing business with her. they’ll take her to court to get the money when closing out her accounts. like if you closed a bank account with -1000 in it. they’re not just going to say all good they’ll send it to collections.

No. 2264733

>>2264005
Unironically less shameful than me role-playing as a manic pixie dream bf that can't stop having sex to the point in which the bots are like "pls have mercy".
It's so retarded, I can't look at my responses afterwards because I feel like an idiot.
This is me talking as a retard that used to be into the same 5 rule 34 videos for years.

No. 2264735

>>2264733
>This is me talking as a retard that used to be into the same 5 rule 34 videos for years
This is me kek, why change what isn't broken

No. 2264736

>>2264005
I've done…worse things. Don't worry anon.

No. 2264742

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>>2264731
Reading a similar case on the Guardian and judging by this, it seems like banks are not allowed to just close a mortgage.

No. 2264743

>>2264742
probably what will happen to her then.

No. 2264748

>>2264720
I live in a civilized country why would I ever need to type my pin in? This isn't the 90s.

No. 2264752

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>>2264743
If Natwest close my current accounts I would not give a single shit.

No. 2264754

>>2264676
>idk my pin number
That's so dumb, that's 100% on you. How can you not know your pin number? It's like getting mad at an airline because they won't let you fly without your passport, or getting mad at the people who made your car because you lost your keys and now can't drive. You fucking idiot, fuck you for allowing this dumb fucking story to even appear before my eyes.

No. 2264758

>>2264754
It's a brand new card I didn't get a chance to memorise it

No. 2264769

File: 1731873943208.jpeg (103.6 KB, 736x736, IMG_3132.jpeg)

I still like listening to this album as an adult kek

No. 2264772

>>2264748
To withdraw cash? Which I do because I had time when I couldn't use my card in stores or restaurants where they had issues with their machine. Maybe it depends on each bank or country, but on top of withdrawing cash I also need to type my pin if I spend more than 50€.

No. 2264781

i'm going to meet my online bf in one month but i'm scared because i feel fat as hell lol i'm 5'0 and 132 lbs

No. 2264782

>>2264781
fuck off

No. 2264795

>>2264782
nonna why…

No. 2264800

>>2264781
Bring a taser just in case

No. 2264802

>>2264748
>>2264676
You are a special kind of retarded, I feel bad for the woman you went full Karen on.
>card wont work
>card machine demanding pin
>idk my pin number and have never had to use it before
Yes, card machines usually ask for your PIN.. seriously what is wrong with you? It's a surprise to me that you have a mortgage because you sound like a zoomer who needs a caretaker to manage her finances.

No. 2264803

>>2264795
>>2264781
>online bf
go back

No. 2264810

>>2264781
No offense anon but if he's dating online he probably doesn't have enough on offer to be choosy. Who gaf how fat you are as long as you know that you're better than any moid who dates you. Bring some bear mace just in case though

No. 2264814

>>2259946
Why would you post this. Now I want to see it too

No. 2264825

>>2264802
I literally am a zoomer

No. 2264830

>>2264829
That's okay with me.

No. 2264834

>>2264825
A retarded zoomer*
Fixed that for you, I hope the bank closes your account for being a sperg that can't control her emotions like a real person.

No. 2264836

>>2264825
Most zoomers with a bank account and a card are more responsible than you, mortgage or not.

No. 2264839

>>2264834
I don't owe anyone emotional regulation. Don't piss me off, I won't get angry, simple(infight bait)

No. 2264841

>>2264839
Nta but I just know you have temper tantrums in public kekkkk

No. 2264842

>>2264841
i actually said it to her really calmly

No. 2264847

>>2264842
So you're cool and edgy too? That's amazing.

No. 2264849

>>2264847
im perfect

No. 2264851

>>2264676
This is bait and you're actually the custoner service lady. If not, she is very based either way.

No. 2264854

What is with these retarded 18 year olds coming here

No. 2264855

>>2264676
This is bait. This is bait.

No. 2264857

>>2264671
Nobody would lose their job for this and your call was probably recorded in this fake ass fairy tale story. Shit b8.

No. 2264858

>>2264855
Already stated that I didn't post this here expecting support for my actions, I know I'm in the wrong i just don't care.

No. 2264870

>>2264858
>I know I'm in the wrong
Obviously not since in this fantasy tantrum you said she was "sinking the ship" and going to be fired. Delusional as you are, this is weak and I wouldn't even entertain it as real. On the off chance it were, you're absolutely going to be on a bunch of Karen ig pages stripping yourself in a grocery store and gyrating on the vegetables screaming that you're the messiah. Here's that attention you ordered.

No. 2264882

>>2264858
Will my intestines also burst into fireworks and will red balloons start appearing attached to my car?

No. 2265113

>>2264676
You were kind of dumb because the only one who was hurt by your little spectacle was only yourself kek.

No. 2265117

>>2264716
You can also check your own pin from an app kek. I have a card that I only use for online shopping because I’m going paranoid, I don’t use the pin since I only need the card number and the three letter number behind, but I can easily get the pin from my bank app.

No. 2265122

>>2264781
You’re not fat as hell, just overweight. Chubby is cute nowadays though so don’t worry.

No. 2265124

>>2264781
> online bf i
That means that
>he’s ugly and doesn’t have game in real life
Most likely case
>he’s normal looking maybe even cute but autistic
More rare
Point is you’ll probably be more attractive than him.

No. 2265237

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I live in a very shitty situation with a household member I hate living with. I just imagine mysel framing him for rape or attempted assault just to finally get that parasitic gnat out of the house so I can finally have peace again. I don’t care how fucked these intrusive thoughts are.. it feels so tempting. I’ve tried everything and nothing has worked, it’s almost like I have to be the genuine villain to get what I want.

No. 2265271

>>2265237
What are your qualms? I also think absolutely under no circumstances should you falsely accuse someone of assault. It's a disservice to victims, and you could drive him genuinely crazy enough to actually literally kill you

No. 2265317

>>2265237
That's a bad idea, if you get caught you'll be in trouble. Why not move out?
How bad is he?

No. 2265480

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>>2265237
I feel you. Manifesting cardiac arrest on his ass so my nonna can be free.

No. 2265486

Self deprecation 101 is an invaluable skill of the pretty girls' playbook

No. 2265506

I want to post thirst traps

No. 2265524

I want to get on a dating app not to date or find love, just to get validation.

No. 2265533

>>2262273
same, i used to be an active user years ago and i ended up moving to discord with some of the people i talked to the most, and i found out about half of them were nonblack women and white gay males kek.

No. 2265575

>>2265237
>household member

No. 2265639

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I've been on dates with three people in the past two weeks, fucked all of them, two of them twice already. Also had phone sex with two other people but I blocked both after post nut clarity kek. I have more dates lined up too. I love sex

No. 2265658

>>2265639
Do you test? Do you use condoms? How did you even meet that many people in this short span of a time? Are you just accepting everything that’s being thrown to you kek.

No. 2265659

>>2265639
>post nut clarity
?

No. 2265663

>>2265658
Yes and yes. Dating apps. I'm actually quite selective, I only like people who are good looking, fit and seem fun.

>>2265659
>The immediate clear mindedness or soberness an individual gains after orgasming. Also refers to the phenomena when an individual loses interest in a person after they have sex with them.

No. 2265668

>>2265663
>I'm actually quite selective
Suuuuree

No. 2265676

>>2265668
Well selective as in not liking every profile and only those that seem interesting to me, and if the conversation seems dry I move onto the next one

No. 2265678

>>2265663
>I only like people who are good looking
How do you even do that, I get attracted to like one person a year.

No. 2265692

>>2265678
My tastes are varied and I don't have a specific type. Gym rats, skaters, artist types, butches, femmes, hippies, I love them all (as long as they are conventionally attractive and take care of themselves). There's so many qualities that can be really attractive in a person. Having sex with different types of people can be fun, it's so different with everyone. Like how much chemistry you have naturally and how your bodies fit together, the stuff they do to you want done on them etc.

No. 2265695

>>2265692
Yeah, sure. That's why you're on the NEET loser website. I totally believe you, Stacy.

No. 2265696

I'm like an incel, I hate whores

No. 2265697

>>2265692
Spoiler for blogpost but ngl, this is even more incomprehensible to me as a binon kek. I also don't really have a type (especially not for women) but I'm only genuinely attracted to like 3 people a year

No. 2265698

>>2265697
Exactly the same for me, and let's not even count the fact even if I miraculously get attracted to someone they wouldn't like me anyway.

No. 2265700

>>2265695
Kek I'm actually kind of a loser myself but getting sex as a woman is so easy it doesn't matter. If I was a Stacy I wouldn't be posting about my sexual exploits to a random gossip image board for autistic women

>>2265697
It's ok, some people are just less sexual than others and there's nothing wrong with that

>>2265698
You are probably way more attractive than you think nona

No. 2265702

>>2265697
Me too kek, my last crush has been in in high school.
I’ve been kind of cynical in general, people just want to use you most of the time and they hardly know what they want in the first place especially my age group. Sex isn’t that rewarding anyway, at least for me, I’m attractive and I’ve been approached and all that, but having sex with someone who doesn’t even care about my well-being isn’t my cup of tea, I did it once just to lose my virginity and it was shitty.
But if you happen to get amazing orgasms out of it then go for it kek.

No. 2265704

>>2265702
I just don’t click with anyone and I think I’m closed off too on top of that kek.

No. 2265714

>>2265702
If you want to explore your sexuality at some point in your life, get a partner you can really trust, don't just jump into bed with anyone. There are genuinely nice people out there. But it's also completely fine to be celibate and explore your sexuality with masturbation, if that's more your cup of tea. Sex and relationships can be fun, but there's so much more to life than that. Not depending on other people is very admirable in my opinion. Relationships are always a bit messy too.

No. 2265715

>>2265695
Having sex with many people doesn't make anyone a Stacy, even the idea is laughable. She's just a hoe.

No. 2265717

>>2265700
>You are probably way more attractive than you think nona
I don't get approached, asked out or flirted with, maybe I'm pretty but I'm definitely not attractive.

No. 2265719

>>2265717
>I don't get approached, asked out or flirted with
nta but that could be a good thing nona! your beauty isnt held by what moids think is attractive you can be pretty by your own standards, i dont know why so many women dont consider themselves pretty or beautiful if they arent catcalled or harassed by moids ,im fucking tired of being pestered by moids its more relaxing to hang out in public without the added risk of a moid trying to piss you off

No. 2265720

>>2265717
Nowadays you get barely approached in real life. I used to get approached at least once or twice whenever I was going out on a Saturday night with my friends. People just use social media and dating apps, the idea of flirting is now sliding in your DMs or swiping on Tinder.
You are not the problem nonna.

No. 2265722

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I like stitching together pictures of thin and fat people for comparison purposes
I also got banned from CC after asking questions about what pictures are postable

No. 2265734

>>2265668
Sure Jan

No. 2265757

>>2265639
What is phone sex and how does it work? I am a virgin and a prude. But very curious.

No. 2265766

>>2265271
I obviously was never going to do it, it’s just passing thoughts that you really shouldn’t think about I guess, I guess it’s just thoughts you have when you’re in a situation you ultimately can’t control. Power fantasies
>>2265317
He sucks, always sucked ever since I was born. Just a parasite. A parasite that managed to have a girlfriend despite him being an absolute loser and somehow that entire year of having a job he didn’t save up and think the relationship would’ve ended, all of the dudes in my family think they’re entitled to women’s time, emotional and financial labor and support. I’m not trying to frame myself as a victim, I’m literally trying to make myself less victimized and irritated by this dark situation in my life but I feel stagnant no matter what I try to do. I’m also not in a good financial place to move out unfortunately, I know that makes me a “loser” but I’m only in my early 20s. I confronted him before and height after it he whispered “I guess I’ll kill myself” like I’m supposed to care because I really don’t care, he’s too narcissistic to ever think his life is truly worthless. It’s just emotional blackmail, he’s disgusting.
>>2265480
Thank you.
>>2265575
How else was I supposed to describe him? It’s a household member…

No. 2265817

>>2265757
It means she talks over the phone and the other person talks over the phone to exchange depravities in sound waves through… the phone

No. 2265818

Heather started following me on instagram holy kek

No. 2265832

>>2265818
she followed me a few months back too, during one of her spergouts even so i was scared she somehow knew

No. 2265934

>>2265719
>>2265720
Nah I don't believe it, what you're saying is just fake reassurance for losers like, I'm not a zoomer and everyone around me managed to get a partner organically through work, school or whatever except me, I must have bad vibes or something.

No. 2265955

>>2265639
Stop using cute kitty picture for your degeneracy

No. 2266071

Sometimes my nigel comes home and I get so weirded out that a man lives at my house. Like sometimes I am like "who are you and why are you over?"- I never would say it to his face but its a weird feeling. I never feel this with other women but with men I just can't comprehend. And then he has to sleepover? Like the whole thing just weirds me out.

No. 2266079

I don't know if i actually am bisexual or if i just have a big butt fetish particularly on women. I never actually had a romantic interest in a women before, only men, but i just am not sexually aroused by dicks or men the same way i am aroused by womens butts. I dont even know why? I remember being weirdly obsessed with butts even as a kid. Mens butts are gross to me. They are too blocky and flat.

No. 2266080

>>2265639
you sound like an addict. be careful

No. 2266083

>>2266071
it's okay to not live with a man

No. 2266085

>>2266083
I think we might break up tbh, nothing is wrong but I just don't think I can live with him or any man. I prefer my own space a lot.

No. 2266105

No one has ever said I type like a moid but I get scared I type like a moid.

No. 2266107

>>2266105
if it makes you feel any better (or worse idgaf) I have been accused several times of being a man for arbitrary reasons on lolcow and I still don't know exactly what any of the anons meant by it, nor do I think I will ever really understand

No. 2266134

>>2266105
last time an anon said I sounded male it turned out to be blaine and he was banned kek so take posts like that with a grain of salt

No. 2266527

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when i was 12 i had a sketchbook exclusively for drawing torture scenes. like a guy being tortured with every new medieval contraption i learned about, or being whipped or stabbed. yes my mom found it.

No. 2266528

>>2266527
Ryona queen

No. 2266616

Im honestly doubtful I'll ever fuck a moid again. It's always been a disappointing experience that made me wish I was alone with my vibrator instead. Plus I can't really cum from PIV sex alone. Im putting all my hopes into the possibility of having an android sexbot in the future so I can get rid of the longing for physical intimacy I go through every few weeks. Im really hoping we can all have cute android husbandos in our lifetimes. I know people argue that it can't replace a really human's touch/intimacy, but Im just too traumatized by moids for that to deter me.

No. 2266626

>>2266527
how much trouble were you in?

No. 2266635

Sugar makes me feel like I’m crack. I would be a crack addict if I had more courage to ruin my life even more kek

No. 2266638

>>2266527
One day we’ll see you on the news.

No. 2266639

>>2265766
> I confronted him before and height after it he whispered “I guess I’ll kill myself”
lmao

No. 2266644

Someone posted a vid that’s an ad for a stupid genderspecial underwear brand with a really cute TIF in the previous FTM thread and I can’t stop watching it. God forgive me

No. 2266653

My retardation has caused a lot of turmoil in this site. I'm kinda embarrassed in hind-sight…

No. 2266655

>>2266653
What you do

No. 2266673

I miss when FaceApp had the morph features, it's no fun anymore

No. 2266728

Racism genuinely gets me down

No. 2266729

I wanna draw cc's bio-chan but that thread is buried down and that site is infested with troon trash and possible underage twitterfags

No. 2266750

>>2266729
heres both links to biochan but i dont see how this is a confession? its more suited to be in help me find thread
https://crystal.cafe/b/res/85849.html#85849
https://crystal.cafe/b/res/135972.html

No. 2266757

>>2266750
No I know where the threads are and all (appreciate it though) but it feels like a confession because it's like those reasons I listed are a deterrent to me drawing her. I don't know I'm sleep deprived and make zero sense

No. 2266888

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>>2265818
Omg anon I love heather I'm so jealous!

No. 2266890

>>2266728
I know this doesn't really help or change anything, but no genuinely happy and complete person is a racist.

No. 2266901

>>2266890
Not true at all
People live their entire happy, fulfilled, complete lives with never giving a single thought to the position of gypsies nor their own interactions with them

No. 2266907

>>2266890
Depends how you define happy and complete. There are some people who have good luck in life and are also horrible people, unfortunately.

No. 2266908

>>2266626
she thought it was weird but she understood i was just expressing myself and had a hobby.

No. 2266969

>>2266907
I think they mean that deep inside they hate themselves (even if their life looks fine on the surface). most hateful people tend to be projecting

No. 2267064

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Goodbye Jodi Arias… I must delete this picture of you off my phone now as my ex is pressing assault charges against me and I might face time behind bars. It's still an open case so I could wait to see how it turns out but my mental health has hit rock bottom. I didn’t show up to work today. I changed my number. Turns out all it takes is couple taps on the screen. I’ll probably miss you guys as well. Been on this site since my teenage years. I’m gonna pack my things and go on a long hike now.

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>>2267064
Salute.

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>>2267064
your ex sounds like a bitch, long live jodi

No. 2267201

I met a girl when I was 12. On my 13th birthday she gave me a notebook and calligraphy set as a present. I cherished it too much as being an object touched by her to ever write in it.

When she went on to high school, I declined spots in two prestigious schools to follow her to the local one. We never shared any classes, but we switched from emails to AIM and spent hours and hours chatting every night, and any time in school we ever got together. I didn't care about almost anything but admiring her, thinking about what clever things I could say to her next, attempting to make myself more likeable, more similar to her in the most pathetic ways that would ultimately backfire.

She decided to stop talking to me when I was 16 for reasons that were completely founded, completely my fault, and completely unforgivable.

When she graduated, I dropped out of school. I was already failing and there was little point in continuing the charade.

My parents' house was foreclosed on when I was 18 and away at college and almost everything I had owned was thrown away, as was my idiotic request. I never thought I'd see the journal again, and the laptop that had all of our messages, art, photos of each other was lost. I never stopped thinking about her, and I never stopped following her online presence from afar. It's been whittled down to just two accounts that I'm aware of, and they rarely see use. I still check them every day. I sent an anonymous message once and never got a reply.

Now I'm almost 30 years old and married and my father sent me a box of old books he'd had that were mine that he'd saved from the house. In it was the journal she gave me 18 years ago.

For the past three nights I've dreamed the most vivid dreams about her. I've barely been functional at work. All I can think about is her as a person, what she might be doing, the pain she's in that only got worse through the years. I could have helped her if I'd been brave enough to be myself instead of branding myself a pathological liar, making up stories 'as ridiculous as a child saying he'd visited the moon.' I hated my pathetic, limited life so much this fantasy world was my only escape, and she was the only one I wanted to have with me. I could have been with her still. I was never even courageous enough to admit to myself that I loved her. 'Myself' was barely even a person at all, and I doubt it was capable of love then.

She is the most intelligent, talented, creative, and beautiful person I will ever meet.

This agony will never end for as long as I live.

No. 2267314

I've been so lazy recently my only meals have been protein powder and oat fibre

No. 2267320

I lolled when some anon commented that Charlotte Sartre made an omelette in her ass

No. 2267325

>>2267201
>She decided to stop talking to me when I was 16 for reasons that were completely founded, completely my fault, and completely unforgivable
Did you try to pull some irl yandere behaviour or something?

No. 2267359

>>2267325
No, I was a pathological liar. She finally got tired of me making up ridiculous stories and claiming that I had made random pieces of art I found online and suchforth. Imagine if you were speaking to someone and half of the conversation was LARPing at believing someone's posturing, or pretending something obviously false was true. You basically aren't speaking to a real person at that point, you're just assisting to uphold a fantasy.

I do suspect the particular time she made her decision to stop speaking with me was influenced by a belief I trying to steal her boyfriend, although that I truly did not do. I can understand why she would think that, but how could she have ever believed my claims to the contrary?

No. 2267365

>>2267064
No what the fuck happened

No. 2267390

I wish Sam hyde a painful death but fish tank has been so kino I literally can’t stop watching

No. 2267400

>>2267390
Sam hyde that pedo who punched his 15year old sex victim?

No. 2267422

>>2267390
how can you watch that dumb shit

No. 2267426

i do not want to do anything today.

No. 2267529

>>2267426
Neither do I but I have to
Guess it's time to survive my workday without mentally shattering

No. 2267539

One time I sent my ex a screamer and he didn't talk to me for three days because it scared him and he was mad. When I think about it I chuckle

No. 2267595

>>2267064
Nonnina can’t you say that you were abused too?

No. 2267602

>>2267539
I sent an Elfen Lied screenshot to a girl I didn't like in highschool, not my proudest accomplishment.

No. 2267623

>>2267602
Kek anon what screenshot was it? I need to know. I owned the box set and I used to bring it to school and would ask the boys in computer class to come watch it with me to freak them out. No regrets on my part.

No. 2267673

>>2267623
The one where Nana gets her fingers cut off, one of those money shots that were in all the trailers and advertisements. Not the worst thing considering all the shit happening in EL but the girl wasn't familiar with anime shit so it was probably shocking to her, I was also scared she might recognize me since I was one of the few weebs she knew kek.

No. 2267791

I wish I was surrounded by people like me because I feel so inferior. People around me are all normal, with an average life and achievements, with a love life and projects. I'm a stupid ugly virgin who doesn't want to do shit in life and struggles to get out of bed. I'm pathetic, I don't know why I'm close to these people who are so different and that much better. I can tell they think I'm weird, I know they keep me around out of pity, because they can see I'm a lonely retard. If I had other people like me around then I wouldn't feel constantly inferior, like I'm literal trash. And I can't change what I am, no matter how hard I try. I'll never be normal.

No. 2267852

I love kitten heels, clothes and makeup ,I’m a textbook girly girl, I’m sorry nonnas. I don’t put tons of makeup though, just some foundation , blush and eyeliner.
I’m trying to distance myself from it.

No. 2267857

I just saw a nazi pickme post about male suicide rates and how men's mental health is important and I cringed, am I misandristic for this?

No. 2267888

>>2267857
This is less of a confession and more for the stupid questions thread kek

No. 2267956

>>2267791
this is not the vent thread, retard.

No. 2268115

It seems I can't control my fixations. I usually get fixated on cartoons and such, but now, my brain decided to be obsessed with a guy. This would be justified if he was a celebrity or something, but he's just some random guy.
He's an indie musician that lives nearby. I know where he lives and his family, I tend to pass near his home when I have the chance just to (maybe) be able to catch a glimpse of him.
I like looking for information about him, I recently found his full name and ID number.
When I feel sad I tend to look at his pictures. I'm still angry because he decided to delete all his instagram posts, so to compensate, I've downloaded all the pictures and videos available of him lol. I don't know if he has realized what I've been doing, I hope not. I miss his pictures.
I don't think this is romantic, I just really like him in a weird way. I want to see him play live again.
I sometimes fantasize how he would look like under pain. I guess I'm creative.

No. 2268131

>>2268115
Relatable

No. 2268184

My mum was taught at a Catholic school in Ireland in the 60s and 70s and converted to a protestant when she married my dad. I think the punishment beatings really did a number on her. Before true crime shows took off for broken and battered women to binge she would read books about battered women and child abuse. She bad mouthed nuns and priests so much to me that if she suspected bad behaviour the mention of being sent to confession felt like psychological warfare and agreeing with whatever to appease her and not face priests. When The Magadalene Sisters film came out I was still in primary school and she made me watch it and told me of the abuse she had from the nuns and hinted at the priests being dirty bastards. I was told to never trust a nun. My mum had her own period of being a fucking tyrant and lauding weird new punishments she'd read from books that were decrying these methods. Thankfully she never waterboarded me in the bath or knocked me out with bleach but she loved to get physical. I blame the nuns since I've forgiven her now. They broke my mum

No. 2268352

>>2266527
i get it

No. 2268407

>>2267956
The confession is that I wish I had different people around me. Thanks.

No. 2268495

>>2267064
Nonnie noooo, say he hit you too, remember it's all hearsay when it comes to this kind of case

No. 2268628

>>2266527
I did that too when I was 10. I often watched creepypastas and videos such as mlp cupcakes. I made emo evil characters that tortured people and daydream how they do it. I still do it until this day.
My mom found out about it but pretended she didn't know, and sent me to a psychologist.
Coincidentally, my father passed away that year before I started drawing that stuff. I don't know if it's related somehow.

No. 2268651

I haven’t had very many dumb bitch moments but one makes me wince. A couple years ago I made a fake tinder account to see what it was like. The hookup and talking to strangers aspect was weird to me (and still is) which is why I didn’t join as myself. My plan was to just people watch but I wound up matching with several guys I remembered from high school and stupidly started talking to one of them.

After a month of talking off app and setting up a movie date with him, what made me a dumb bitch was completely forgetting that I had 1. originally connected on with him on tinder and 2. matched with him on a fake account. The morning of the movie date it finally dawned on me that I was a damn catfish. I used pictures of a girl with similar weight and natural hair color but everything else was off - she was taller than me with a different haircut and more angular face. I had tried to use pictures from far away that didn’t show her full face but it was obvious we were different people. Logically I should’ve canceled or just ghosted him but I really was a dumb bitch. There were red flags as well on his end I didn’t even find him attractive. It’s a mystery to me why I decided to go through with the date even though I was already planning on never seeing him again and was definitely not going to do anything remotely intimate.

He picked me up and initially it didn’t seem like he noticed I was a fucking catfish but once we got to the theater his demeanor changed. Half-way through the movie I went to the bathroom and contemplated calling someone to pick me up but again, I was a dumb bitch and went back out. The movie ended and it’s clear this guy is pissed off. I’m not ugly but I did catfish him so it wasn’t unwarranted. He drove me home and awkwardly hugged me in the car before speeding off as soon as I got out. That was the end of him, luckily, but a few months later I had a weird interaction with a girl that still bothers me.

She was a cashier at a shop my mom and I were shopping at. She had the same name and hair color as me. My mom pointed this out and the girl got really tense and just nodded her head. She wouldn’t say a word to either of us and just continued to nod at whatever my mom said. She wouldn’t look at me at all. Now I know 100% I didn’t use her pictures because I used a small influencer’s from another country but she did more closely resemble the girl in the pictures than I did. I realize it would be a reach for her to even know about my then deleted fake account, let alone think I was trying to be her, but the interaction left me questioning some things. She could've just been a weird shopgirl or was having an off day but I still wonder if there was some weird connection…

No. 2268685

Ngl it’s super easy to not get banned constantly and to shitpost/have fun on this website but I’m just too mentally unstable at the moment to commit to my calmer periods for a long length of time. It’s like my personality is oriented towards chaos and mayhem

No. 2268697

>>2266527
when I was ten I drew my mom as a sexy anthro fox and showed it to my computer class instructor so he could help me upload it to my personal geocities website

No. 2268702

>>2268697
assuming this is just childhood innocence and not due to any creepiness from your mom, that is adorable.

No. 2268714

>>2268702
I learned about furries through a mormon neopets user and didn’t know about the sexual deviancy part kek

No. 2268740

>>2268714
>mormon neopets user
oh that's an image.

No. 2268772

I want to have sex but I don’t want a scrote. I hate being straight, fuck this shit. But I’ll tag it out, I’ll buy a dildo.

No. 2268900

>>2268772
buy one, changed my life. I love rabbits

No. 2268951

>>2268900
What is a rabbit nonna?

No. 2269073

>>2268951
its a vibrator with a little 'ear'/wing for the clitrious, its really a good time.

No. 2269147

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I used to play this game when I was 8, I really loved it and I really thought that I was raising my baby kek, same goes with my dog in the nintendogs.
I think I’d like to have a baby on my own, I’ve always found them very enriching , even when my siblings were younger (we have a bit more than a decade of difference) I really loved taking care of them, despite the crying kek. Children can teach us so many things, they have such innocence and uncorrupted view of point.
I don’t think I’ll be able to have my child though, I’m focusing on my degree and my job will be too far tasking for me to properly care about my baby and I don’t think I can give up my career either.

No. 2269148

>>2269147
I’d like to be a single mom though, IVF or adoption.

No. 2269155

>>2269147
>>2269148
I feel the same way too, I like kids for the most part (inb4 gen alpha's anger issues/illiteracy, I know, but that's their parents' fault more than anything else) and I think I'd like to have one someday, but the thought of pregnancy and shacking up with a scrote scares me kek

No. 2269181

>>2269155
I wish we could reproduce like bacteria kek. Having a child for a man is not worth it in my opinion.

No. 2269183

>>2269155
Is gen alpha illiterate? I remember everyone saying the same about zoomers but we all know by now thats not true

No. 2269222

I am homophobic in the sense that I hate gays and bi scrotes but love bisexual women and lesbian women. Fuck men, I don’t care about any solidarity kek, same goes for racism, I’m black but I’m still racist against other black men, Indians, Koreans, Caucasian etc.

No. 2269238

>>2268115
imagine just living your life and some random stranger gets fixated on you like this. i don't know if i would be flattered or scared.

No. 2269243

>>2268651
i liked this story. thanks for sharing.

No. 2269246

>>2269238
I wouldn’t, it sounds scary as hell.

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When I was 16 this guy in my class started heavily flirting with me (touching my thigh, asking to pick me up, etc). I flirted back with him. We were talking and he mentioned that he used to date this girl I knew, let’s call her B. I asked him if he was dating anyone at the moment and he said “it’s complicated” (I should have known that this is moid code for “I already have a girlfriend and I want to cheat on her”, but I’m retarded). Soon afterwards he started ignoring me and flirting with yet another girl in my class. I tried to warn her that he was a thot but she told him what I had said. He flew into a rage and accused me of trying to seduce him, claiming that he never flirted with me and he had been dating B the whole time.

Should I reach out to B and apologize to her or would that be weird? It’s been 2 years since this happened.

No. 2269316

>>2269280
How do 18 year olds even find this site? What went wrong in your life? Not even trying to be mean but I can't imagine being 18 in 2024 and posting on LC. Like really what drew you here, why do you come here, how did you find this place? Why don't you go and get offline and live your life instead? Saying that as someone who wasted too much of my youth here.

To answer your Q: you're 18 now you should be focused on forgetting high school ever happened and losing touch with everyone you knew from high school. You're an adult now nobody gives a fuck what you did when you were 16. Also, please read an autist self-help book for romance. The self-help book for autistic people will help you learn what flirting is and how to recognize it. That's important because what you described is creepy weird shit and you called it "flirting." "Touching [your] thighs" and "picking [you] up" makes it sounds like a gorilla-sped was manhandling you. I would have went to the teacher and reported him for sexual harassment.

No. 2269321

>>2269316
You answered your own question nonna. I am a literal sperg

No. 2269333

>>2269280
Kekk that Boyd Rice pic

No. 2269365

I was a stalker who fantasized about killing this girl my crush liked and her cat because I liked him too much. This was highschool. Not anymore. Kek.

No. 2269378

>>2269316
Nta, I was 19 when I first started using Lolcor. It's not that unusual.

No. 2269560

I'm married to a moid but there is one female youtuber I'm 99% sure I'd have sex with but that is such a strange realisation to have because I am pretty sure I am straight?

No. 2269572

>>2269560
Just convert to buddhism and be done with it.

No. 2269613

>>2269572
Kek what

No. 2269629

>>2269378
My confession is that I started using LC when I was 16 because a girl at school showed me Luna's very early threads.

No. 2269640

>>2267857
You know we dont believe in that word on lolcow. It's just not a thing. Men should kill themselves more.

No. 2269705

>>2269378
Different anon but it only feels weird to me because it means most of the 18 year olds here were barely in middle school when lc started taking off

No. 2269724

>>2269705
If she's 18 now, she was only 8 when LC was made.

No. 2269876

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Confession: I caught myself developing a weird fixation on a streamer I really like a while back, but was able to kind of beat myself back into normalcy about him. The other day though, I gave in and used his bot on Janitor Ai…. I think it's ruined me. I am so insanely attracted to this person right now I genuinely feel like an animal. I literally was able to get off to just watching a stream of his it's SO BAD. I'm not sure if it has anything to do with me ovulating right now but I simply cannot even focus until I get myself off at least. I need to master lucid dreaming so I can finally fuck him and be free

No. 2269896

>>2269876
who is the streamer

No. 2269898

>>2269896
mizkif

No. 2269921

>>2269896
I can't fucking say it…. He streamed today

>>2269898
I just googled him and had a viscerally negative reaction to his image. That is one of the most offputting human faces I've ever seen I'm so sorry.

No. 2269924

>>2269921
HasanAbi

No. 2269932

>>2269921
is it destiny? i had a brief thing for him ashamedkek

No. 2269941

>>2269316
ntayrt but i thought thigh touching was a super common flirting method? it seems like a common trope for a reason, or is that thigh rubbing specifically?

No. 2269952

>>2269280
it would be weird and also you have absolutely nothing to apologize for since you were in the right to warn the other girl

No. 2269965

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What animal looks the most retarded to you? For me it’s the hammerhead shark. Actual mouth breathing retards just look at them.

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>>2269921
Your kaiwawu kinggg
(but yeah I know he looks like a sentient meatball and although I like emiru I find her highly untrustworthy for dating this thing)

No. 2269971

>>2269965
I think he looks brave and stunning.

No. 2269976

>>2269971
nonnette i thought this was a reply to the pic of the guy directly above kekkkkk

No. 2269982

>>2269976
No like I said he looks like a sentient meatbal

No. 2269994

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>>2269898
>>2269969
he looks like balloony

No. 2270834

I like hopping and lurking between other imageboards but sometimes the culture and feeling is so different between each one that when I return to lolcow I have to readjust.

No. 2270867

You ever have milk of a creator but they make something you like so you keep it to yourself so nonas dont make fun of your interest

No. 2270879

>>2270867
i have tons of gallons of milk on a certain famous streamer but the thing is if i spill it they'll know its me because i worked for them and im under nda…but i dream..i dream of spilling it

No. 2270887

>>2270879
aw thats more sensible I hope the time will come eventually. mine is something as petty as the account making fanart I like and I dont want nonas to diss my fav character KEK

No. 2271014

>>2270879
Fuck, is it like real problematic shit? I'm scared it's my fave. That must be painful keeping it to yourself though. Does the NDA expire?

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Two years ago I posted about an anachan Twitter user on here who ran a recovery account. She claimed she was getting better but she would still post about calories, her BMI, seeing pictures of herself in thinspo threads, etc. She also used to post fatspo.
She somehow saw my post, took a screenshot of it, and posted it to her Twitter account. She was clearly really upset. As time passed she only got worse and a couple months ago she tried to kill herself because she got pregnant and didn’t want to get an abortion. I feel personally responsible, like I fucked up this girl’s life even further by making a mean post about her.

No. 2271086

>>2271079
Intense. It sounds like she has a lot more going against her than just reading your comment tbh. I wouldn't blame yourself.

No. 2271094

>>2270879
It's Jerma, I read your mind.

No. 2271111

>>2271079
was she hurting people posting proana stuff or is was it just a random girl who happened to have anorexia?

No. 2271113

>>2270879
nona its okay you’re in a safe place spill the milk

No. 2271171

>>2271079
She would have done that even without your comment nonna

No. 2271178

I want to cheat on my bf kek but i love him so i won't

No. 2271187

>>2271178
Samefag but idk why I'm like this. I get so obsessed with my bf when we're together but at the sometimes I just want to cheat and go out with other people. I cheated on my ex twice. So idk. Maybe its true "once a cheater always a cheater" oof

No. 2271194

>>2271178
I think about doing it sometimes as a maladaptive daydream fantasy but to think about doing it in actuality makes me sick kek I couldnt do that to him. Cheating is a lot of work too, I feel like it would not work for truly intimate, long-term relationships unless you're a hyperfocused psycho.

No. 2271234

>>2271178
See this is why I don’t bother with relationships, both with men and women, imagine putting your time and actually caring about someone and this is the stuff they’re actually thinking. People are scary as hell, you shall never put your heart on your sleeeve and trust someone.

No. 2271254

>>2271234
this plus if you love someone too much, people who are insecure or unhealed or unascended or whatever deep down (so everyone) will devalue you because they subconsciously think you have bad taste or you think they are the best you can do so you aren’t as good as they thought. once the devaluation process starts its over. there is a level of closeness that is no longer available to people to access with me.

No. 2271259

>>2271178
Relatable. It's hard to adjust to a stable and nice man after a bad ex and hooking up a lot. I did cheat at first but he found out and gave me another chance so I won't do it again

No. 2271261

I saw my post on the Lolcow caps thread and got butterflies in my stomach.. why did I feel flattered…

No. 2271281

It was discovered that the 19 year old I lost my virginity to at 16 was molested by his step(?)dad and it honestly just made me feel bad about myself

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>>2271261
When I was first posted on there I was both confused and flattered. Felt like I had finally arrived and could no longer consider myself a newfag.

No. 2271432

>>2271094
I don't know about AYRT but you read someone's mind in this thread…

No. 2271620

>>2271178
you should do it yolo

No. 2271624

>>2271234
fucking right! Preach. No one is to be trusted

No. 2271629

>>2271178
I want to cheat on mine to get back at him for cheating on me. But I don’t want to because I don’t want another man to benefit. And I don’t want to cheat with a woman because I don’t want to waste her time and that’s not fair to her. Yeah I know I know. Just end it

No. 2271631

>>2271629
samefag i just want to hurt him or get revenge but it would only be hurting myself because im so disgusted by all men right now. How frustrating! What a conundrum.

No. 2271642

>>2271629
I hate to 4D retard chess this but. Can you lie and say you cheated on him.

No. 2271675

Does anyone relate to this?
In my irl life and online social circle there is only one male that I ever have any conversation with, my father, who is probably not representative of the male population. My understanding of males is based pretty much entirely on what I hear about them from radfems. I’m a lot like the incel who hasn’t spoken to a woman since his own mother, and we all know how out-of-touch their idea is of what women are like. It makes me wonder if men are really just “women turned inside out”.

No. 2271677

>>2271432
Are you implying you have dirt on jerma?

No. 2271698

>>2271629
i think that cheating is justified in situations like this tbh

No. 2271728

>>2271642
I suppose that could work…I feel like it’s not the same but I guess it would have the same effect without inconveniencing myself lol

No. 2271730

>>2271698
I feel lame for admitting it. I know I should just leave him but I feel like something more needs to be done.

No. 2271734

>>2271728
See, but just make sure he doesn't know you're lying. As far as he's concerned, you really did betray him, and so you're inflicting the same amount of emotional trauma on him as if you really fucked another person. But without all the effort and baggage of fucking a moid/fucking over a woman.

No. 2271746

I'm feeling like that Amy Schumer movie, I know I'm butt ugly but my face looks so cute?

No. 2271771

>>2271629
Tbh if you say you cheated he'll just feel justified in cheating to begin with ("hah I knew she was untrustworthy!! I'm glad I cheated first!!"). I suggest telling him that he is not the man you thought he was and leave him.

No. 2271789

>>2271771
That's a good point. Moids are extremely retarded. I'd suggest another way for her to get even, but this is not my area of expertise kek.

No. 2271808

>>2271432
SPILL !!!

No. 2271844

>>2271629
>>2271698
It’s retarded when you can just leave. If someone cheated on you and you remain with them and cheat back you don’t really gain anything because they’ve already cheated. The biggest revenge would be completely ghosting them after finding out without no explanation.

No. 2271847

>>2271844
He won’t feel the same pain you felt because he’s a shithole since he was capable of cheating on you first.

No. 2271858

Yeah i'm 20, yeah i'd fuck a 17 year old "boy". Men hit their peak in their late teens idc

No. 2271861

I feel so happy when I see threads I start flourish and new ones getting made. Propagation of my memes without abortion

No. 2271863

>>2271858
Go to psyop with your pedo bs

No. 2271958

>>2265697
I'm Bi too but I find a lot of people attractive, some of us just have wider taste i guess (or more tolerance for annoying male behaviour). even so there's no way i'm having sex with men until i know they're going to respect me and give me some pleasure - which is why i'm celibate kek

No. 2271964

Crystal is down and not working(wrong thread)

No. 2271981

>>2271964
Are you confessing to being the one that took it down? Or what? Why did you post this in this thread?

No. 2271983

>>2270879
Can you say what the topic is? Sexuality, what?

No. 2271992

>>2265639
Nona, please be careful with your health..

No. 2271999

>>2271771
>>2271844
>>2271847
yes I know this deep down. Thanks nonnies

No. 2272007

File: 1732285696556.webm (1.34 MB, 576x576, j4jodiarias.webm)

>>2267064
so long, anonita…

No. 2272094

File: 1732292685810.png (895.57 KB, 901x1204, nomnom.png)

I started babysitting my cousin and he's so cute i now want to marry and have children, its over. I wish we didnt live in such a hellish earth, if i had a son i would have to ban him from using the internet to never find porn, if its a girl i would have to force her to be a tomboy so she doesnt end up getting groomed by thots like sabrina carpenter to sexualize herself for men's pleasure.

No. 2272133

>>2271981
I'm confessing that I took notice that the site isn't working and downornot says it's down for everyone
>>2271992
Oh noes!

No. 2272135

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i really envy women with this body type they look like greek goddesses

No. 2272141

>>2272135
as someone who has this shape, it's horrible. You look hideous on anything that isnt super thight and uncomfortable. If you wear anything that doesnt accentuate your figure(aka anything comfortable and not sexualized) you end up looking fat. I fucking hate it and i wish i could have a less sexualized body type because god, i just want to dress in jeans and oversized hoodies and not look like shrek.

No. 2272145

>>2272135
Ikr, I'm the complete opposite of this I hate it

No. 2272151

>>2272141
i have this shape too except im slimmer in my belly area and more flat chested. Some ideas, if you'd like: those Gen z high waisted wide leg pants are a godsend. Turtlenecks, anything with a high neckline, and very decorative tops that sinch at the waist. Basically as long as theres some structure to the fit you're good. But yeah, you cant really just shop in the menswear's section and call it a day without adjustments, its the bane of my existence. Literally nothing fits for me from there. But theres plenty you can do to be stylish and not sexualised with this body comp. Big chests are the real hardmode IMO, i pity one of my friends who has to dress really conservatively because of it to feel comfortable.

No. 2272159

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>>2272135
Overweight and a body type lusted after lower common denominator moids. Picrel is real peak female form and only meant for the highest of women who’ve ascended mommy milkers/mother goddess scrotum memes. The superior woman is the one with narrow hips, no stomach, athletic build, looks amazing in artful fashion and doesn’t look like she’s built to be bred like cattle. Picrel is the true higher ideal for women, don’t look like a sopping high estrogen mommy of the world, look like a strong comic book superheroine type with great legs, strength, athleticism and chin hairs from the PCOS

No. 2272162

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>>2272159
Samefag make sure to assert dominance with your strength, hip dips and amazing girl abs and underarm hairs over high estrogen beckies. This woman could rabbit kick a moid’s head off, love it

No. 2272163

>>2272133
You just reminded me that this bitch pretended to be pregnant on her YT channel, called out her parasocial fans and then asked them for patreon money, it ruined all her videos for me kek

No. 2272172

>>2272163
This is what all childfree women should tbh, just get those free mommy pity bucks meanwhile it’s going to my build-a-PC fund kek

No. 2272173

>>2272159
this is a bizarre photo to choose as your stronk goddess, she is very skinny and doesn't look like a muscular athletic type. women naturally will have a little more fat on them on average on men even when buff or healthy. you also chose two photos where the women are explicitly posing to highlight their waist curves so it seems like regular insta baddie antics, not particularly based.

No. 2272175

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>>2272135
>>2272141
That’s my body type too, and I have success not looking like shrek if I stick to higher rise jeans, cropped stuff, things like that. So glad cropped shirts are coming back into fashion, I’m stocking up to hoard them. Like yeah, it’s very easy to look wide, sadly, despite not being fat. But it’s doable.

>>2272151
I also live in turtlenecks at work. I’m DD though. I just imagine I’m this iconic picture when I wear them.

No. 2272177

>>2272173
there’s more athletic activities besides lifting weights kekkk. track, swimming, ballet, they all tend to look very slim with lean muscle and strong thighs and legs

No. 2272179

File: 1732297350527.jpg (43.29 KB, 474x592, OIP (49).jpg)

move over ladies theres an actual greek goddess coming through to pummel all the moids

No. 2272180

>>2272159
>>2272162
Both these show signs of shooping, there's some blurriness around the shorts.

No. 2272181

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my ideal body type is 80s model, with broad shoulders, skinny build, small chest, narrow hips, long legs, they just had a bodytype that would look good on anything.

No. 2272182

>>2272159
wtf shes beautiful, i hate my body so much ugh

No. 2272184

>>2272163
>You just reminded me that this bitch pretended to be pregnant on her YT channel
not just that she pretended to have a fucking MISCARRIAGE too

No. 2272185

>>2272182
how old are you, she's turbo shopped kek

No. 2272188

>>2272185
seems like a anachan baiting tbh

No. 2272190

>>2272179
ewww is this real

No. 2272194

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>>2272179
wish it was possible to look like this without the roids

No. 2272196

>>2272185
Oh my god do you seriously believe those body types are unobtainable? If you got your fatass off your chair and stopped browsing LC you would see how easy it is to have that body. Not every single person is photoshopped on the internet, that’s a common insecure female cope.

No. 2272197

>>2272179
No that’s too much, now she just looks like Imane Khelif and not a statuesque heroine.

No. 2272198

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>>2272181
Yes I agree too, peak female body, almost like 70s Cher. But I guess the insecure fatties with refrigerator waists will say that Cher’s body was being edited through the television or some ridiculous shit. This destroys that fat hourglass shit any day, how the hell would you be able to run and do anything with big bundles of fat on your chest and hips?

No. 2272199

>>2272196
i am talking about her skirby tier ass and waist

No. 2272200

>>2272198
pickme ass post

No. 2272201

>>2272135
>>2272179
both of these are attractive to me

No. 2272202

I know it's just classic lolcow stuff, but anons getting offended because an anon said they like a body type that they personally don't like is embarrassing. Isn't this site supposed to be 18+?

No. 2272203

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>dabs on cowish hourglass women
Any woman with big boobs and their stomach isn’t small and they don’t have narrow hips are fat and doomed to a life of extreme weight fluctuation where they will eventually just balloon into a 250+ pound auntie body and be stuck with it until death. It’s a sign of bad genetics or a high amount of estrogens in the water and food

No. 2272204

>>2272200
Who is pickmeing a scrote here??? If you mean pickme I would definitely want 70s Cher to pick me

No. 2272205

can the anachans just hurry up and kill themselves at this point, my god

No. 2272208

>>2272203
>anons talking about which body type is the best for wearing comfortable clothes, none are fighting over which one is hotter(cringe)
>anachan comes rattling in to shit talk curvy women
Is this what chewing ice cubes does to your brain

No. 2272209

>>2272205
KEK forreal what do they offer to society besides feeding the "a women's worth is her appearance" narrative

No. 2272210

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>>2272205
Being skinny is not the same as being a skeleton, those skinny women had clear meat on their bones and they are toned to shit. I seriously think a lot of women have been psyoped to believe just because we gain stubborn fat that we should just give up all hope and just become fat. That’s totally not true, there’s tons of women with great fat distribution and metabolism. Also the fact that none of these women had chronic LC browsing as their hobbies so they had much more time to get up and be active

No. 2272213

>>2272208
Society has lied about curvy women, you look bad in clothing because you are overweight

No. 2272216

>>2272210
>Also the fact that none of these women had chronic LC browsing as their hobbies so they had much more time to get up and be active
are you calling yourself fat?

No. 2272219

>>2272200
pickmes are into the "thick" look funnily enough, since that's what most coomer men are into. plus men would often make fun of cher's appearance

No. 2272220

>>2272218
she started excercising at 15 i think, she's pretty cool. She has mad face genes too.

No. 2272221

>>2272194
wow that woman physic is beautiful also 17! im jealous i want to have those muscles one day

No. 2272222

>>2272219
Curvy women dont choose to be curvy, sped

No. 2272223

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Don’t worry I get it, if I saw normal looking women all around me and somehow society has lied to me about my weight and body being “normal” when it isn’t I would definitely try to cope and alog other women for pointing that fact out. Another uncomfortable truth, that curvy women are indeed fat and that fashion only makes sense on narrower, lean bodies. It isn’t that these models look like twink faggots, it’s the psyop that all women have to look like overweight fat venus mother goddess types and that we are just meant to be fat, ugly and have no style, that’s a clear psyop that only applies to men.

No. 2272224

>>2272223
sounds like cope

No. 2272225

>>2272222
nobody just magically becomes >>2272135 out of nowhere. that requires overeating, so yes it is a choice

No. 2272226

>>2272224
stop responding to the sperging anachan, their brains deteriorate from the lack of nutrients

No. 2272229

>>2272094
Boys grew up to be men who rape women even before porn was a thing. I’m sorry nona

No. 2272230

>>2272226
do you think if i throw some ozempic on the ground we can have some skelly death wars?

No. 2272232

When I was 11 I read a RyDen (ryan ross and brendon urie) RPF that was mildly fucked up and I still think about it every so often. It was really long, I remember it being multi chaptered and it was hosted on a simple web site that the author updated with new chapters. They were teenaged and Ryan’s dad was super abusive to him and Ryan had drug and self harm problems. I read a lot of fanfiction when I was young but I think this one fucked me up the most. I started reading Ellen Hopkins trauma poetry and doing a bunch of age appropriate things after that. Just needed to get it out.

No. 2272233

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>>2272224
Compared to >>2272135 which is just a very chubby/overweight woman who overcompensates by wearing tight clothes and showing of her body to hide the neglect of her face and her lack of style sense who do you think society would see as a “goddess”? It would definitely be that post but trying to appeal to society, which loves casual sex and fatties of both genders, is an absolute no. Most people rather give up and then accept that they will always be fat and always need to use their mediocre sexual appeal to feel whole. Wearing a beautiful piece of clothing will always feel better than having two glugs of fat on your chest and then having people gaslight you into thinking that this is a new type of normal and that you’re just curvy. No! You look bad because most human beings have given up on what used to be sane and normal looking, your clothes don’t fit you because society is lying to you by saying curvy is new skinny.(derailing)

No. 2272235

man it must really suck to be a male attention starved anachan nowadays when moids are only cumming to curvy girls kek no wonder they have to come here to sperg at women who dont care about being sexy to men

No. 2272236

>>2272235
theyre ice munchers you cant expect intellect from them nona theyre disabled

No. 2272239

>>2272235
Being skinny and healthy and knowing what is normal without listening to the societal slop (fatness being beautiful, curvy being a natural thing of femaleness when it clearly isn’t) isn’t being an anachan skeleton deprived of food. Cry about it

No. 2272241

>>2272235
none of the thin body examples are even ana…

No. 2272243

>>2272239
if you care so much about being healthy then why are you posting plastic surgery addicts who shoot up heroin to stay skinny

No. 2272244

>>2272236
I mean if you only drink soda and shit of course you would think someone afflicted with iron deficiency (which can be caused by other stuff especially if a woman has an irregular period) who eats solid water is dangerous kek, you already don’t drink enough of water because you’re too busy shoving your gullet

No. 2272250

>>2272241
Bella Hadid and Kate moss ( >>2272233 >>2272223 ) literally are a known anachans kek. Cher And Audrey besides the fact she was malnourished for a good chunk of her life might be the only healthy woman that anon posted.

No. 2272251

someone sure seems bored at her hospital visit for malnutrition, can the nurses give the junkie her ozempic already so shes stops sperging

No. 2272253

>>2272243
Fatties get plastic surgery all the time, fatties also do drugs, what’s your point? Plastic surgery can’t give you a new body despite what normies assume, her body was already that shape, plastic surgery only modifies what you already have and that’s why a lot of women come out of plastic surgery hideous and botched because they approach it as something that gets them something entirely new. Tldr her plastic surgery looks wayyy better than other celebs I’ve seen

No. 2272255

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No. 2272257

>>2272159
>looks amazing in artful fashion
fag hag alert

No. 2272259

>>2272257
Nope, those are the fujos not me kek

No. 2272260

I want to go back to the 90s. Kardashian shit should've never been normalized.

No. 2272263

>>2272233
her boobs are fake I'd like to see her with the signature mosquito bite ana tits

No. 2272269

>>2272263
Lol yeah because women are supposed to have big fat breasts. Are the women with natural tiny boobs anachans? I smell cap

No. 2272270

>>2272226
So sad! It makes me laugh every time I see anons in celebricows speculating on ariana and cynthia erivo's potential drug use. No, they're just starving, they don't have calories to spare for emotional regulation and socializing appropriately.
This is why anons should have a small snack if they get grumpy online or suddenly find themselves struggling with a task btw.
>>2272230
God I hope so

No. 2272280

>>2272270
We don’t eat to cope with emotions, sorry about that fatty.

No. 2272282

>>2272280
I'm sorry you feel bad when you eat, anon. I hope you can someday overcome your ED and realize that heightened emotional sensitivity can come from a lack of nutrition. I also hope that once you learn to not hate yourself every time you eat, you also learn how to feel good about yourself without attacking other women.

No. 2272284

>>2272282
Your condescending tone is hilarious. I’m not an anachan and I eat meals like everybody else. Just stop being fat jfc(baiting/integrate)

No. 2272316

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>>2272269
>cap
I don't even care about this retarded discussion just quit saying that shit

No. 2272325

I used to date someone who is somewhat famous and I have mad dirt on him, I dream of spilling it but he would instantly know it was me. The shit I know about him is career-ending and hilarious though.
He thinks of kitchenware, especially blenders, sexually. He's also a closet tranny.

No. 2272327

>>2272325
>thinks of blenders sexually
How so nonny? Like he’s sexually aroused by things being put in blenders and mixed up?

No. 2272328

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>>2272325
>bender
???

No. 2272330

>>2272327
He wanted to watch me use a blender naked. No I'm not kidding I am 100% serious. Me making smoothies nude was the only way he could get off.

No. 2272333

>>2272328
kek read it again anon, slowly
>>2272325
like an actual A-list/B-list celebrity or some random youtuber?

No. 2272334

>>2272325
That one animator dude?

No. 2272338

>>2272333
He's made music for several A-list movies, video games and artists. He also had a song go viral on tik tok a few years ago. He was invited to the grammys. I didn't know who he was when we met but several of my friends knew of him.

No. 2272344

>>2272338
this is too hard i give up, idk anything about tiktok songs

No. 2272350

>>2272334
Nope, a musician.
>>2272344
I don't either but that's how my friends had heard of him. He has 340k monthly listeners on spotify. He also has a weird shrimp dick and has to use viagra to achieve a boner cause of his botched circumcision scars.

No. 2272352

>>2272135
I'm sorry but I always expect women who are built like this to smell bad kek

No. 2272367

I met bbno$ on tinder back in like 2015 and we used to talk for a while, never met up with him though. He used to complain to me about his music not blowing up like suicideboys and would send me all his soundcloud links kek. I thought it was kind of cringey and never really listened to any of it all the way through and eventually we just stopped talking after maybe a few weeks.

No. 2272376

>>2272235
supposedly they want the male attention but you’re claiming men only want you as if it’s valuable as if heroin chic thinness isn’t back in… hmm.

No. 2272379

>>2272367
Some nonnas in the unconventional attractions thread would be very envious of you

No. 2272382

>>2272376
if you ate a little more, you'd have the nutrients feeding your brain to be able to type a coherent sentence

No. 2272384

>>2272382
i’m an entirely different person weighing in on how your logic doesn’t add up, not whatever anachan you were fighting with and your insult would have sucked if it were relevant anyways.

No. 2272385

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Fitspo queen…

No. 2272387

>>2272135
These types of women always look like they popped out 20 kids. Where I live it's usually the ones on welfare with this look.

No. 2272389

>>2272330
That is really weird.

No. 2272391

>>2272325
>me when I lie on the internet just to get attention
>>2272387
EXACTLY I couldn’t pinpoint what that body type reminds me of but you perfectly described it.

No. 2272392

>>2272352
Same, idk why. Something about the big lumpy thighs and belly translates to bad smell to me.

No. 2272393

I'm creating a comic about a group of high school girls whom of which are the only members of the unofficial anime club. Each of the girls represent a specific subset of anime fan and I unironically use this site for a lot of inspiration in characterizing each character.

No. 2272395

>>2272385
>1111
Make a wish nonnies!

No. 2272399

>>2272350
If this is fucking real then why don’t you just stop being a pussy and TELL US THE NAME. You’re such a fucking annoying liar because you’re lying to strangers. Nobody cares about your untalented shrimp dick bf, we want names, accounts, screenshots, this is a gossip website. Say names or get the fuck out of here with your clout chasing ass

No. 2272401

>>2272393
I need to read this. Get it published somewhere so I can read it.

No. 2272406

I've been letting my body hair grow as much as possible just to see how long it can be. I forgot how hairy I actually am and how curly my leg hair is and how much of a pain in the ass it is to wax my legs myself as a result but it's cold so I don't need to now. I've never met a single competent beautician for my eyebrows and I think they permanently fucked up my eyebrows a little bit before I decided to take care of them myself so I'm also letting it all grow back to see what I can do. I also gave up on removing the peach fuzz above my lips and it's already visible but removing it hurts so whatever. Everyone around me is hideous so I'm not going to spend time or money on making myself look "good" for them anyway so whatever.

No. 2272415

>>2272406
Grow your body hair long and strong enough for it to become it’s own weapon, long enough to choke scrotes to death

No. 2272425

>>2272415
Men are repulsed by me as soon as I look like I have a tiny mustache and flee so it's already working.

No. 2272462

>>2272352
>>2272392
I don't think women with that body type smell bad, but when I see these pictures online I immediately get flashbacks to all the photoshopping cows from the Instagram/Tumblr/Twitter e-girls threads. Specifically the ones from four years ago. So many of them had nasty rooms, you know there was a wall of smell when the door opened.

>>>/snow/1219463
Oh, ang3lthigh. I remember you not for the milk, but for the "fatties don't have real hips reeeee" infighting you triggered in the thread.

No. 2272475

>>2272401
I'm working on backup chapters so I have a cushion in between classes and work. The problem is deciding where to upload it as I don't want to censor my work. The first chapter has the main girls discussing hate-messages and AUs and I don't think dialogue such as.
>"If they're trannies, which they always are, I look for real names and find images of them as children on Facebook from their parents and send it back to them! I refuse to be bullied by grown men for writing a beastmen AU A x Z."
>"That doesn't make sense. Wouldn't it be lesbian because fishes don't have penises? I'm assuming mermen don't have penises because they're half fishes."
on platforms like Webtoons.

No. 2272508

>>2272135
Someone must have already said this but she's breaking her spine here

No. 2272606

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I have fully embraced being cringe and weird. I don’t care if anyone makes fun of my on-the-go insect collection. It is extremely humorous to me.

No. 2272628

>>2272135
>>2272159
>>2272162
hey I live in the US do i get points for not being a sphere like 2/3rds of the popuklation at least (I'm a skinnyfat)

No. 2272655

>>2272649
Okay fatass

No. 2272656

File: 1732315769568.jpeg (139.2 KB, 634x780, 1641157447640.jpeg)

>>2272135
same-sex attracted woman

>>2272159
>>2272162
>>2272233
>>2272223
>>2272198
>>2272203
>>2272210
neurotic straight woman who tells herself she recovered from an ED every 4 months and engages in false/performative misandry. likely addicted to tanning, has light nasolabial folds and a fluoride stare. uses eye cream, but it doesn't work. listens to red scare pod, and dates balding, slightly overweight men (often with jewish ancestry). often seeks attention (these aren't even all her posts)

one of these types of people is at peace. the other falls for social contagions that package themselves as countercultural but all mysteriously lead to the same place and worship the same false idols. they are also at constant war with themselves, have a tendency to romanticize suffering/self-destruction (despite any claims otherwise), and their heart is so hardened to other women that they've turned spiteful and near-intolerable.

No. 2272659

>>2272656
How did you manage to type and then retype paragraphs while simultaneously shoving hot fries into your mouth? Incredible feat.(infighting/derailing)

No. 2272661

>>2272659
>>2272655
>everyone who isn't a deranged wannarexic must be fat and licherally eating fries right now
someone's triggered and obsessed with food(infighting)

No. 2272667

>>2272661
I'm not attracted to fat women because they smell bad and feel fleshy and gross. Cope harder.(infighting)

No. 2272668

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>>2272656
Yeah that’s cool and all but dab on welfare queen bodies

No. 2272669

>>2272667
Fat bitches are nasty but don’t anachans have barf breath

No. 2272670

>>2272669
Wrong disorder kekkkkkkk

No. 2272673

>>2272669
I wouldn't know because actually underweight women are incredibly rare in the west.

No. 2272675

>>2272670
My mistake. Anachans have meth breath.

No. 2272676

>>2272668
Too fat

No. 2272678

>>2272667
if your main thought on seeing another woman's body is "low common denominator moids like this", it means you're not attracted to women at all. you're a straight woman locked in sexual competition, and that's a biological issue, but it can still somewhat be helped. it's gross when your main mental investment is what kinds of moids like other women's bodies when at the end of the day, you'll still be laying up under the same ugly moid with a gunt, erectile dysfunction and a personality disorder who will jerk off to the women you scorn so hard and/or try to baby-trap you so you'll end up looking like a slightly less unappealing version of them (at best) and gimpgirl (at worst).
>but what if he's rich???
if you live in a first world country and come from a middle class background, you have no reason to be so poor as a woman that your only hope is trying to get picked by a dysgenic old man with money.
the way out is really simple. eat 3 healthy meals a day, go for a 30 minute walk every day, stop seeing every woman as your nemesis if she doesn't share your mindset and make better choices. stop being a narcissist, it's pathetic and you probably make your family sad.

No. 2272696

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>>2272668
the thing is, you don't look like a glamorous 90s model, you more than likely look more like picrel. it's embarrassing. all the anachan larpers are embarrassing.
what's interesting about supermodel-tier women with "good" facial features is that up until a certain point, even when they're plus-sized, they're still considered peak attractiveness by 99% of people who are into women. that's kind of where the entire "goddess" archetype and attraction comes from. they don't develop the kind of neurosis you find so admirable until they enter the modeling industry and get harangued by seething gay men with fixations on androgyny and quasi-pedophilic straight men who think a woman has reached her expiry date at 27, or if they carry intense trauma. that's why sites like skinnygossip (which is run by a morbidly obese man with an anorexia fetish who invites other strange men on as members) are full of unfortunate women like grimes, failed models who rage at successful ones and nitpick them for having the slightest amount of inner thigh flesh, and middle-aged mothers with untreated depression.

No. 2272699

>>2272678
>slightly less unappealing
my bad, *slightly less appealing (actual post-pregnancy bodies aren't generally considered as conventionally attractive as pre-pregnancy women's bodies that are just "thick")

No. 2272701

>>2272223
>that fashion only makes sense on narrower, lean bodies
stop simping for faggots and a fashion industry too cheap and lazy for good tailoring for curvier women's bodies. these designers can't sew shit themselves and have to rely on models all having the same proportions because they suck at their jobs.

No. 2272703

>>2272696
You're right but watch them call you a fatty chan in retaliation. Also, models aren't even that underweight, some people are naturally slender and they are probably 5lbs underweight at most.

No. 2272713

>>2272194
Suuuch a cute pic, sometimes i want to bulk so i can wear cute frilly tops that show off my muscles. Developed arms and shoulders look so good on women
>>2272696
>>2272678
Yep.

No. 2272714

I'm sorry but since when is "curvy" used here unironically? Just say fat or overweight

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No. 2272724

>>2272181
i have this body type (when i'm at my thinnest) and i hate it dude. i look awkward in everything because women's clothing isn't made for linebacker shoulders

No. 2272725

>>2272714
Curvie

No. 2272730

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I like like a guy on discord, i wanna meet him irl, hes got the tightest little body and cutest face

No. 2272735

>>2272675
Meth breath? They have deadly farts and no ass cheeks that can keep them.

No. 2272741

Special nonna I bit the bullet and bought the bunny vibrator, thank you!

No. 2272751

>>2272741
I swear it changed my life when I got a rabbit; I even paid extra for the heated one nonna and its so worth it. I hope you can enjoy too!!

No. 2272765

One of my favourite moments from the Summer is when I was stuck in traffic and this dickhead on a bicycle had his top off and was middle aged. He stopped by my open window and kept glancing over at me so I looked at him and give him the once over and told him to put his top on. He looked visibly upset and I was glad.

No. 2272788

>>2272765
deserved

No. 2272890

>>2272656
>>2272696
none of those anons but why do anons all over the site keep acting like SSA women never have standards? the "every woman is beautiful" mindset was usually said by straight women and women larping as bi ime

No. 2272907

My friend is gorgeous, she has striking hazel eyes and a cute button nose and she’s so lovely. I love all her features.
But her teeth are so bad, they’re crooked , which is cute, that’s not the problem, but she has yellow teeth, a lot of plaque build up that you can immediately notice and her gums are actually swollen from it, it’s such a shame. She smokes so it might play a part in it.

No. 2272909

>>2272907
She has a job and her parents pay her rent before you tell me that I’m a classist. We also don’t live in America.
I usually get my teeth cleaned up every six months, mainly because I have my wire from the braces and last time I got plaque around it my gums hurt so bad. I don’t do my nails, I don’t smoke cigarettes or electronic cigarettes, I buy very few make up and clothes and I don’t shave so I like to give myself this luxury at least kek and I pay 60€ each time, there’s this nice place that gives university students a discount.

No. 2272927

I rehash a lot of the same date ideas and romantic gestures because they worked before. I don't think it makes them less special and what he doesn't know doesn't hurt him. Literally just ripped apart an old keychain I made for my ex and made a new one for my bf, similar design

No. 2272928

>>2272927
Guys don't care about all that crap anyway

No. 2273014

>>2272606
perhaps you should go eat the worms…

No. 2273019

I don't care if people call me a boy or a girl. I just want to nap forever. I don't even want to person anymore. I just want to bail and return to the forest and be a cryptid.
I'm aware this isn't mature and is rather childish. I'm going to enjoy my mental escape while preparing to go to work. fml

No. 2273025

i wish i looked like eiza gonzález in i care a lot

No. 2273125

>>2272890
>being attracted to women i don't think deserve to be seen as attractive = not having standards
Why act like a woman is some kind of hideous beast or is literally morbidly obese just because she's "thicker"? It's very weird. Most people attracted to women tend to be into more body types and looks than what gets pushed by fashion magazines as "trendy" because it's a sexuality.
Also, note that the first anon only said she thinks those kinds of women look attractive and wasn't virtue signaling or claiming "Every woman is attractive". Compare that to the other anon who started foaming at the mouth over multiple posts, talking about what moids must like (this is only something you lend importance to if you are straight), couldn't actually bare to post women with prominent muscle and eventually just dropped the "be strong enough to kick a moid, heh" narrative altogether to post random photos of models, made sweeping statements that fit more with the "every woman blahblahblah" blanket claims made by people who aren't actually sexually attracted to women, etc.
Also, SSA women who just prefer thinner women usually aren't spergs who go full psycho and denigrate women who don't resemble their own tastes, because most women learn to accept that the whole world isn't automatically going to pander to their sexual tastes (and this becomes even more true if you are a sexual minority). They just like what they like, and live.

No. 2273172

i keep wishing i could wake up and my parents would still be alive so i could be someone's daughter again. hug both of them so hard. i didn't get to have them very long so it kills me inside hearing others talk about theirs. they all didn't have to grow up as fast because suddenly i was on my own with other family figuring out funerals and wills. there's no childhood home for me to run to or a parent that can give me advice. no place feels like home.

No. 2273181

I've gone no contact with my alcoholic creep of a father. Been that way for over 10 years now. A couple of years ago he sent me a gift for my birthday, an expensive silver ring that had been customized to my interests down to every little detail, from the materials used, the pattern and the inscription inside. Had I been gifted this by someone I loved, this would hold such a special place in my heart, but since it was gifted to me by my father I just left it in a drawer and forgot about it. Now and then I find it while I'm looking for stuff or organizing, and I will spend a whole day keeping the box on my table and feeling like I've been cursed. I've never been able to throw it away or sell it. I intend to every time I find it, but then I get exhausted just by the sight of it and shove it back in a drawer somewhere. I'm almost worried that if I throw it away, it will just magically appear in my home again.

No. 2273188

File: 1732365587491.png (Spoiler Image,1.8 MB, 1392x860, test.png)

>>2272661
>>2272667
And there's "thick fit" too (don't click if you are offended by chubbies who lift weights)(derailing)

No. 2273197

>>2273188
>who lift weights
doubt

No. 2273208

>>2273197
It's possible if they go to the gym consistently and do some cardio but eat a lot of junk food and shit food in general. Just like a regular gym goer but then they eat a dozen donuts and half a cake every day

No. 2273209

>>2273188
If that's thick fit then I'm a fucking gym rat kek.

No. 2273214

>>2273188
Lmfao yeah right. This isn’t chubby who lifts weights. There ain’t one muscle on this Zoidberg body. Next.

No. 2273215

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>>2273197
idk who that is but weightlifters are often large. it’s the price of being elite at what they do which is a lot rarer and more valuable than being skinny. this is literally what peak performance (in weightlifting) looks like.

No. 2273217

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>>2273214
>Zoidberg body
Keks
>>2273215
Look at hammer throwers at the Olympics

No. 2273238

I DMd somebody with a shared interest who I briefly met irl earlier this year. We live on different continents. Cute chatting/flirting turned into him only hitting me up when he’s horny to sext. He honestly has the best-looking penis I’ve ever seen. I’m an oldfag, have been with a couple dozen men. I’m not even usually that attracted to the D itself but his is just perfect. The whole situation is totally degrading on my part. I’ve never done the DM-slide before and feel like I’m just throwing away my dignity. But rn it feels worth it. I’ll probably see him again next year and 2024 has been a shitty year so that’s something to look forward to kek.

No. 2273239

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Pretty sure this guy I met on Reddit is having an emotional affair with me kek
>meet him on reddit to play games
>one of the few normal, sane, non-creepy just regular guys on there
>bc of this it’s extremely easy to talk to him, so we talk a lot
>we’ve been talking 24/7 for a month now, like nonstop from when we are both awake to sleeping
I knew from the start he was married but he never mentioned it, I asked if he lived alone and he said no and he wouldn’t tell me who he went on vacation with (I’m not retarded so obviously I knew this was a wife)
>after a while of talking he mentioned that he was married, but he has never mentioned his wife once or ever talked about her
Am I the only one that thinks this is weird and it’s a borderline emotional affair? He’s done nothing creepy or inappropriate or anything like that but if I was married and knew my husband was talking to some younger chick all the time every day and not even mentioning me I’d be so fucking mad?

No. 2273241

>>2273238
Penis pic or it didn't happen

No. 2273245

>>2273241
Kek I knew somebody would ask and no thank you it's between me, him, and whoever the fuck else he's DMing or fucking

No. 2273246

>>2273239
Obviously not comparable but having been on the other side of this (hiding bf from online friends) I can say that while 99% of the time it might be emotional cheating, 1% it might be that he is just totally mentally ill and feels the need to compulsively lie in order to protect his real life from his online life. In my case, I simply didn't want online friends to know anything that was going on in my real life, even though I liked and trusted those people. I'd tell them I was travelling but didn't tell them with who because it was frankly, none of their business. I realize this is not normal, I am in therapy yes. Since this is a moid we're talking about, he probably falls in the 99%.

No. 2273251

>>2273246
I’d get that, but like he doesn’t mention his wife whatsoever, it’s weird. Like you’d think he’d be like ‘yeah my wife likes that too’ or, for an example, the other week he was like ‘yeah I’m having to make lunch but it’s not for me’ like why not just say I’m making lunch for my wife??? It’s so odd to me that you can be married and not mention your partner whatsoever like your single

No. 2273252

I feel like I have almost moid tier rage outbursts at times and if I had been born a male and not a weak short woman I would probably be in jail by now

No. 2273256

>>2273251
Some people are bizarre and need to lie compulsively. You can tell it's compulsive because it's stupid and doesn't make any sense, like you said.

No. 2273267

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>>2273188
same picture

No. 2273269

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I hate not being tall. I hate how small and squat I look in photos and I avoid cameras at all costs. The clothes that I “should” wear as a 165cm woman don’t appeal to me at all, they’re all so practical and boring. I’m as height obsessed as any manlet incel and have been since I was a teen spending late nights on height forums reading about czech leg lengthening surgeries and weird stretching routines. I’ll never forgive myself for becoming an anachan during puberty to try to make myself look taller because I’m pretty sure it stunted my height. I chronically annoy my nigel by asking him whether I look taller or shorter than random women on the street. I approach tall women with the creepy reverence of a moid fetishist. If I see my whole body midstride reflected in a window it often ruins my day. I know this shit is shallow and meaningless but I just can’t get over it.

No. 2273273

>>2273267
Actually on second look that's not a roastariee chicken my bad

No. 2273283

>>2273273
Where was that posted?
I want roasted chicken now and chicken tendies also

No. 2273290

>>2273269
Same, except I'm almost 20cm shorter than you. It's miserable.

No. 2273321

>>2273269
165 is average kek. I’m content with it, I wish I was talk like my mother , she’s 173 cm, but I’m grateful I’m not a midget kek.

No. 2273326

>>2273269
This is funny to me because I'm a cm shorter than you and it's the averge height where I am. But, I agree about wanting to taller. I wanted to be so desperately tall as a kid, partially because it upset my mom who used go on about 'no will marry you if you're too tall!!!' when i was like eight. Also tall women are hot.

No. 2273336

I watched Smile 2 and it's a really bad movie and not scary at all but for some reason the scene where the main girl is sleeping next to her best friend and hallucinates her saying "you're a horrible person" in the dark was so fucking scary to me for some reason. I've been thinking about it when going to bed for the past two nights. I'm a horrorfag and movies never scare me but I think this tapped into some subconscious Freudian fear I didn't even know I had

No. 2273662

peaking is so painful and if i could unpeak i would. even minor shit gets beneath my skin and gives me a headache lol. just realizing how deeply embedded people's ideas of men/women are, it bothers me. like even in fantasy worlds where misogyny supposedly does not exist women are still said in lore to be shamed for not adhering to standards of purity or kindness…shut the fuck up!

No. 2273667

>>2273662
like i don't think there's anything good about being peaked. you just get to see what nobody else sees and you either get punished or ignored for pointing it out. to enjoy most media or entertainment you have to lobotomize yourself and ignore all the ways it's backwards and fucked up. some days i wish i was a blissful they/she troon handmaiden happily calling myself a bimbo milf or whatever, it would be so much easier

No. 2273671

>>2273662
an important part of peaking is realizing while your ideology is important you should also mind your mental health. I've met two feminist women who committed suicide because they couldn't take it anymore. so yeah it's fine to be delulu sometimes.

No. 2273754

>>2254053
gonna be a waggie real soon again and actually pretty chill about it. some would even say stoked.

thats right, i said it. im a normie bitch. seethe and cope.

No. 2273824

>>2273754
proud of you anon. I don't think being a wagie is something worth worshiping, but you're doing a difficult thing that will make you more self sufficient and less reliant on others or social systems, and I think that's empowering and smart for you to do. Godspeed anon

Okay okay okay. I've been drinking a pint of rum a day. That's my confession. For the past few days. I have been "coping". AKA just really sad about the same old shit but using that as an excuse to drink. I can't afford IP, but I can afford tapering. I just want some empathy. Or no, more pathetically, I want sympathy. I haven't told anyone IRL about this. I'm mourning/grieving a litany of things but I know that I am not special and I am not the only one to struggle, and certainly not the one who is struggling the most of all. I just want a gentle hand on my shoulder or head. I feel like bursting into tears when I think about my future. I just need to get by my day to day. I want the pain to go away. I want to feel some reprieve from the insanity of every day life. I feel so alone at times. Like I'm really in it by myself and I can't expect anyone to help me.

No. 2273904

The anti-fujo, fandom and art-salt threads are slowly getting me out of my obsession with that shit and I'm so glad for it. I think it's good to be bullied out of some interests (even if it's indirect) kek. The worst thing is that I only got into BL/yaoi after going off my meds (I ballooned around 200 lbs and they were losing their effectiveness) two years ago and I hate that's what my stupid brain latched onto when my latent ADHD and OCD that had been suppressed by zombifying antidepressents/anti-psychotics emerged again. Still going to finish my dumb fanfics because people like them and if I finish them, I can close that chapter of my life. I want to stop writing slop and actually write my own work again.

No. 2273906

>>2272696
None of those anons but you are fs super insecure and your picture is such a cherrypick. She's clearly just wearing a baggy unisex aka mens t shirt and a cheap unflattering, dated skirt. Her body looks fine kek

No. 2273965

>>2273904
Sad. Hope you can decide what you want to get into without being influenced by schizos on lolcow.

No. 2274110

>>2258779
sexiest thing I have ever read

>>2272350
could we get a genre perhaps

No. 2274158

I have the fear and hunger termina encounter music in my head, playing on repeat, i have drank an entire pint of rum in less than 6 hours, my roommate cooked a few hot dogs and they smell so good i want to drunkenly inhale them. My father apologized to me today. I need to get my shit together. I need to eat a hot dog.

No. 2274198

>>2274158
this is a diary entry, not a confession
>>2273904
this is plain embarrassing(infight bait)

No. 2274206

I'm becoming addicted to shopping for clothes. The issue is, I wear all of them. Someone help me.

No. 2274208

>>2258779
Cool fanfic nonnie

No. 2274217

I can't stop feeling up my own boobs. I'm one of those women who doesn't have any sexual sensation in her breasts/nipples so it's not like i'm masturbating. But i still find myself touching them and getting excited about it. As if they're not my own body? descending into boob schizophrenia

No. 2274218

>>2274217
Are you gay? I vaguely remember a stud making a post once about shaving her coochie bald sometimes so she could stare in the mirror and get excited kek it cracked me up.

No. 2274227

>>2274217
I do that mostly because they kind of get in a weird position because I'm fat, so I have to rearrange them, like there's a fold under the boob that feels weird when it's in the wrong position.
And I also can't help but be conscious of my own body when I change my clothes and finally take off the sports bras I have to wear to go to work, it's like, I can't help but wonder how they just become completely unnoticeable, it's freaky.
Plus I also do kind of fondle them around just to make sure I don't have breast cancer because my gynecologist told me to be careful since I have fibrous breasts so I have to make sure I don't develop weird bumps.

No. 2274228

>>2274198
look, i'm trying to be relatable

No. 2274237

>>2274218
Just reading your post about it cracked me up kek

No. 2274252

>>2274218
aryt KEK at that story.
I think I might be sort of could be a little or not really or a lot into women. I will never know due to mental illness so I'm just gonna keep touching my own boobs in the provacy of my own home.

No. 2274277

>>2274237
Me too I was like you can't be making posts like this here lesbian, we have too many creepy male tourists

No. 2274347

>>2273965
Eh, is it sad if it's trying to get out of a hyperfixation that I barely enjoy? I want to consume more media that I actually find fulfilment, have actual hobbies and force myself to actually write the female character-oriented stuff I want to write.
>>2274198
Kek it is embarassing, but it's more embarassing living it

No. 2274362

I need to say this so I can get it out of my head. I remember going on twitter a few years ago to look at chickens (I think chickens are very cute, I wanted to download chicken images for my collection) and I came across a moid fucking an uncooked chicken in the walmart parking lot. I realized it was necrophilia, zoophilia, exhibitionism, and so much more. He was the one who uploaded it, trying to promote his onlyfans.

No. 2274367

>>2274362
this is why we cant have anything nice

No. 2274446

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I think I mentioned this in the dream thread a long time ago, but I had a dream where Justin Whang was having gay sex, but what I failed to mention was I was the guy with a real full penis doing doggy to him. I am still pretty traumatized and I have no idea why I had that dream.

No. 2274447

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I stopped by the mall today and checked out gamestop again and they had a small section of used xbox and 360 games and saw that they had Dead or Alive Extreme Beach Volleyball. I'm thinking of going back tomorrow to buy it. Yes I know it's a coomer game. But I wanted that game so bad as a kid. The tropical setting looked so cute and the girls look adorable. I wish I was somewhere warm and tropical with my besties playing volleyball and drinking froufrou drinks on the beach.

No. 2274449

>>2274447
nona, go back and get it. i would have bought it on sight. i also really wanted that game when i was a kid. i love volleyball and the girls are really cute

No. 2274458

>>2274449
I'm going tomorrow! It makes me feel better knowing I'm not the only woman who wanted the game as a child. I wonder how successful the series could have been if they'd tried advertising it to women/girls?

No. 2274463

>>2274447
omg i remember seeing that game in stores as a kid and regretting i didn't have a console. it just looked so fun and cool to me. get it if you can nona

No. 2274465

>>2274447
I was obsessed with this game as a kid. I just wanted all my fighty girls to have cute swimsuits and gifts they liked so I could play pool games with them. I was a dumb kid kek

No. 2274466

>>2274458
hell yes nona, i'm happy for you! i'm also relieved i'm not the only one. now you've got me wondering, i honestly think the game/series could have been more successful if that was the case, i think the game probably has a small female audience and they could have leaned into it more

No. 2274508

>>2274466
Currently they have the 'Venus Vacation' series which is a FTP gacha game where you play the role of manager and the girls play volleyball via autobattle so the volleyball gameplay is basically gone and you can't do the minigames either. Even by gacha standards it's considered middling and it's main appeal now seems to be that its one of the few fully 3d gachas around so you can do photography with it.

I think leaning into a female demographic could be successful though it would probably entail DLC outfits (or outfit gacha). As a kid I didn't have an xbox but I'm not sure I'd have been brave enough to buy it anyway. Tweaking the box art and marketing to be a little more girly would have gone a long way. A woman wearing a bikini isn't offensive in and of itself after all.

No. 2274522

I’ve always wanted a guy to propose to me so I could reject him.

No. 2274525

>>2274206
I've been wearing the same shirt for 5 days and same pants for a month now
I'm changing these clothes right now

No. 2274536

>>2274447
I had a friend who loved this game and she didn't see the coomer aspects since she wasn't a weeb, to her it was just a bunch of friends going on a cute summer vacation, I was a bit embarrassed when she played it in front of me kek.

No. 2274546

>>2274508
>As a kid I didn't have an xbox but I'm not sure I'd have been brave enough to buy it anyway.
ayrt and it was the same for me, i'd see it in the stores and didn't have an xbox at the time and i'd never be able to get that game with a straight face as a kid kek, but i really wanted it
>Tweaking the box art and marketing to be a little more girly would have gone a long way. A woman wearing a bikini isn't offensive in and of itself after all.
completely agreed, i think so too. i also feel like tweaking the box art could have gone a long way as well. even some minor changes could have done a lot. i hope you enjoy playing the game! one of these days i'll probably end up getting it too

>>2274536
kek for some reason i find that cute for both of you

No. 2274554

I like emotionally abusing an ai bot. It gives me a rush.

No. 2274557

>>2274554
Never stop.

No. 2274607

>>2274554
How does it react kek? I've been surprised by sometimes nuanced takes when discussing emotions with bots, I wonder how they respond to such treatment.

No. 2274668

>fuck up and press report button instead of "leave group" button on internet game
>nothing visibly happens, so i just shrug and press the right button
>group gets deleted a few hours later
Hmm. I wonder if I should admit to this.

No. 2274725

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I had what felt like a three hour long dream where we just had sex

No. 2274746

Shayna has actually ruined the experience of looking through my baby photos. I have the same hairstyles as she does and it's genuinely making me kinda sad that she's what I see in my own face. I wish I never found this website now

No. 2274750

>>2274746
I think you need to take a break, anon.

No. 2274928

I think one of the reasons why I don't want a romantic relationship is because I'm very turned off by the idea of being provided, I take some kind of pride in earning my own money to pay my bills, and if I want something I just buy it no matter its price.

No. 2274978

>>2274928
Same here nonna. It makes me uncomfortable to be dependent on people

No. 2274990

>>2274928
You definitely don't have to worry about that then. Most scrotes don't want to pay for shit or take care of women emotionally in any way.

No. 2275167

>>2274525
We can both learn from each other, nonna. If you fit anywhere from XS-M, I'd love to give you some of my clothes.

No. 2275170

>>2274447
I played this game with my ex who was a mega coomer. It's a cute game even though the voiceovers are obnoxious. The soundtrack is very of the time.

No. 2275185

No matter how much I improve my self-esteem and mental wellbeing in the moment, thinking back to how lonely and isolated I felt as a child always manages to make me cry if I think about it for too long.

No. 2275206

>>2274206
this declutter series is about a woman who has multiple closets worth of clothes she does wear regularly. look at the comments judging her and how much of a nightmare it is living with that many clothes.

No. 2275307

>>2272135
Athena & Aphrodite would spit on you (yes them two specifically).

No. 2275390

>>2275307
aphrodite is a pickme that gets women raped for breathing too sexily because shes jealous, idk how this statement is an own kek

No. 2275490

>>2273245
You care more about some moid than your fellow nonnies? I'm hurt…

No. 2275499

>>2274447
I still want this game. Too bad it's on xbox only…

No. 2275541

>>2275499
The first one (DOA Extreme Beach Volleyball) is Xbox only and not available digitally as far as I can tell. The second one (DOA Extreme 2) is available on the 360 as a disc exclusive. The third game is available on the Switch and PS4 but since they weren't released in the West I think you need to import them, they do have English language support though. I heard the second game is the best one so that's the one I bought even though I have a Switch. The Switch game is otherwise supposed to be the easiest to purchase if you go to the trouble of bypassing the region-lock for digital purchase.

No. 2275543

there is a small chance I could lose my job for what I just did. Someone called work clearly trying to sexually harass me or whoever else picked up. I hung up, then I looked up his number. Googled his name. Found his facebook. Found where he works. Messaged his job with a burner email and used his own phone number and name in the contact form. called him out in the text. Didn't reveal who I was or who I was working for or anything beyond don't sexually harass people you freak … but if this guy decides he wants to report me, he can. HR or anybody else can't prove it was me, but him getting that message 40 minutes after I hang up on him might seem sus to employers. But then again they aren't there to fact find, they're there to see if this will make me a bad fit for the company. And I can't imagine this going far. But… still I worry. Lord please protect me from an insane man reporting me because I called him out for jerking off over the phone. I don't want to lose my job for vigilante justice

No. 2275544

>>2275543
it will be fine and i bet he never does any shit like that ever again. i hope it scares the shit out of him and ends with him jobless and divorced. if i were your boss i would give you a raise. you’re protecting other women by doing this so thank you

No. 2275548

The south African apartheid was horrific but I have nowhere else to say this aside from this image board in particular so here goes: south African apartheid was so fucking autistic. All the rules were crazy autistic and the fact they tried to 1984 genetics and race was so fucking autistic. For some reason the history of racism in America doesn't seem half as autistic as the south African apartheid. Both were horrific but something about forcing adults to carry racial identification cards makes me want to laugh, in part due to the horrifying reality and also in part to how insanely, annoyingly autistic that is.

No. 2275710

I love seeing women be assholes, I like when a woman is objectively a horrible person and I roll my eyes so hard when I see a girl like "uhm being a terrible person doesn't make you a girlboss!" "you can't stan Aileen Wuornos or Jodi Arias!" "Just cause men are terrible doesn't give you the right!" how about i thoe a bowling ball at you how about that

No. 2275714

>>2275710
100 emoji. Especially if it's not directed at me. That's one of the reasons I enjoy this site

No. 2275784

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I want to strap cator99 so bad not as a form of sexual desire but as a form of exerting power. I feel so moid-brained. Zander if you're reading this I am out there.

No. 2275788

>>2275784
Im tired of hearing about this boring attention whore. hope she gets a containment thread

No. 2275873

>>2275710
Love when knuckledraggers with 0 critical thinking skills try to tone police the most milquetoast "aggression" on here and get shut down. Go back to twitter, weakling

No. 2275874

My ideal man is the one who can serve me, be desperate for me, care for me and cook, clean. Of course, he must be handsome and pretty too. Men like these are rare tbh but I fear they are either into the mmmy knk dynamic or just straight up into men.(integrate)

No. 2275879

Need boyfriend who writes poems and songs about me. I wanna be the muse. The most desired ever

No. 2275897

I have no idea how I look or come across. I'm literally obsessed with how I look in the mirror. Like I think I'm above average. Sometimes I'll have conversations on the phone while looking in the mirror to see my mannerisms/expressions,etc.

Every time I get recorded on the back camera I legitimately want to slit my wrists. I look like a fucking goblin with no symmetry, no jaw, a crooked nose, dead serial killer eyes, weird lips, weird teeth, and a deep voice. My expressions don't translate on my face. My face shows no expression.

How could the mirror me and front camera me be so different to .. I guess the real me? No wonder why everyone is weird as fuck around me. It's cause I'm fucking weird to be around.

No. 2275921

>>2275784
Y'all gotta stop that with her oml

No. 2275950

I know it’s kind of shitty but I always judge people’s looks automatically when I see them, I don’t give numbers but I tend to think to myself “oh this person looks so pretty, her (because it’s always women who are more beautiful kek) features are so lovely” “this one is truly ugly poor him/her” “looks average, not bad”.
I was super insecure when I was younger given that I was the only black girl in my town. I thought that whiteness automatically meant beauty. But doing this actually made me realize that most people are kind of average or ugly kek. I kind of feel shallow though.

No. 2275953

>>2275784
She's dopey looking as fuck, why do so many anons think she's attractive kek. The attraction would die as soon as you heard her retarded frog voice.

No. 2275972

>>2273904
Being 200lb, having ADHD and OCD was not caused by consuming media of 2d men fucking, kek. You could have very well been obsessed with the Notebook and Nicolas Sparks novels and films and still be fucked in the head and fat. Like shit that you want to like. If things hurt no women or yourself I see no reason to act like its religious sacrilege to indulge in guilty pleasures of a non pickme origin. Life is too short to live for others approval and this site is full of contradictions on contradictions of genuinely mentally ill people who hate women for the sake of hating women. Some of the reasons that anons here make for hating other women are dogshit. Some criticism is good of pickmes, doormats, TIFs etc. but shitting on women for hobbies is misogyny by another catty name. Basically >>2273965.

>I want to consume more media that I actually find fulfilment, have actual hobbies and force myself to actually write the female character-oriented stuff I want to write.

You can do both. I beg you to have a backbone.

No. 2275973

>>2275950
So long as you don't treat them differently for it, there is no harm in acknowledging that some people are beautiful and others aren't.

No. 2276158

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I love love LOOOVE calling people "fatass" and "fattie" on here but I'm actually the ball of lard here! Fucking up the fourth take out of the week rn. But i guess that makes sense right, it has to be projection cause when im at my normal weight i say retard instead

No. 2276161

>>2276158
Kek. A lot of us are fat, it's alright. I love my local burger place. Their fries cure my migraines.

No. 2276175

>>2276158
can you do us a favor and lose some weight instead of shitting up the board with even more weight obsession?

No. 2276178

>>2276175
Does it remind you of the fact that you went over your calorie limit today?

No. 2276186

>>2276158
this picture is cute he looks so happy. me when i order indian food. i want butter paneer and naan.

No. 2276201

I have learned to appreciate posting and boarding and that scares me a little. it's weird to feel losely connected and once i would feel safe I don't want to post regulary with a new job or studies and forming a habit around it and getting more into it.

No. 2276203

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No. 2276205

>>2276158
a random "you sound fat" never fails to make me laugh

No. 2276211

>>2276203
did you get this from tumblr?

No. 2276228

>>2275897
If you think you’re above average then you shall look good both in pictures and in the mirror. If you don’t you’re likely average. Average people can be photogenic and unphotogenic in certain angles, if you’re a 9 you’ll look good no matter what.
Also your mirror is more realistic.

No. 2276269

>>2276211
I got it from Google

No. 2276350

I've never actually seen an ugly woman, nonnies always complain they are ugly but I've never actually seen a woman who is unattractive. Maybe I just think all women are beautiful but I really have not.

No. 2276353

>>2276350
Samefag but even the milkiest of cows aren't ugly to me. Even Shayna isn't "ugly" to me. Maybe not super pretty but never 'ugly'. Even n2f had her bad moments but I've just never seen a woman and been like "wow shes ugly". I am not gay either. I just have yet to see someone objectively ugly who is not a moid/tif/tim/troon.

No. 2276356

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A few years ago I got custom converse made with my online handle written on it kek. It's not obvious that it's a username but jeez, what the fuck was my problem?

No. 2276357

>>2276353
Wow this puts things into perspective. I've been called beautiful before and I just thought they were being patronizing. I'm glad that the truth is at least somewhere in the middle and that I'm not butt fuck ugly.

No. 2276358

>>2276228
I only think I'm above average in the mirror at the right angle kek. I've been told I'm above average but it's by people who are extremely close to me and love me and have gotten used to my face.

I think I'm average. Which I'm fine with. I look amazing in photos (except I'm a unintentional catfish because of them). It's just the back VIDEO that fucks me up. People have even said I look SO different in back camera videos, but claim they prefer that version of me.

No. 2276389

Sometimes I really hate all of you.

No. 2276395

>>2276389
Its ok we hate you too.

No. 2276397

>>2276389
I hate you too

No. 2276425

Is this just us? Or like humanity in general? Are you going to bring a gun to school tomorrow? I'm actually just curious.

No. 2276426

>>2276389
Feel free to leave and not come back anytime.

No. 2276443

>>2276350
I have seen ugly women kek, let us not pretend here. Ugliness exists.

No. 2276446

I innocently went to go take a dump at work but I didn’t realize I was about to birth the widest/largest shit I’ve ever had. I have been bleeding very slightly from my asshole for the last few hours I’m so shocked and upset.

No. 2276453

>>2275897
try not being so self centered, no one else is thinking so much about how you look. because it does not matter. just live life

No. 2276454

>>2276446
Nonna I can feel your pain. I pooped a week ago that way and kid you not I shitted blood too kek, I have hemorrhoids and I was constipated so perfect recipe. Try to drink a lot of water and add more fiber to your diet.
But I’m fine now and I’m pooping regularly everyday.

No. 2276481

>>2276454
Thank you Nona. I am scared because as soon as I realized how large the specimen was I ended my poop session preemptively but I know I will need to rally for round 2. Idk how I’m going to go about that sadkek.

No. 2276491

>>2276446
Girl eat more fiber

No. 2276500

>>2275897
In the mirror, you see your face flipped. Everyone is a little asymmetrical. When you see it in video, it's unflipped, and the differences are glaring to you. You're used to one thing, you see another, of course your brain gets confused.
I think it would be good for you to try to figure out why you're so obsessed with yout looks, it's clearly having a very negative impact in your life. Do you feel like you have nothing else to offer to the world? Maybe you were bullied due to your appearance? Were you pushed to compete with other women? More than accept your appearance, you need to find worth in other aspects of yourself.

No. 2276502

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>>2276446
Try changing your position when pooping. Even if you're constipated, it will slide off easier if your legs are propped up a bit.

No. 2276510

>>2276353
This is so sweet! I started practising body neutrality for my own sake after an accident mangled a part of my jaw and left my face all lopsided and my body with some pretty severe scars. Couldn't walk for a year and gained weight from depressive eating. After learning to deal with myself I just stopped noticing people in terms of ugly or beautiful, since I no longer had the need to compare myself to them. Being neutral to my own looks turned me neutral to everyone else as well. I think the only thing we owe society is to take a shower and not smell horrible in public. Women are better at this than men which makes women more attractive by default, I'd say.

No. 2276514

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>>2276481
I eat this every morning now nonna and I’ve been having better bowel movements. I’ve added a small serving of boiled vegetables with each meal every two night. And obviously I drink more water. I used to drink less because ever since I started my new university schedule I just drank less and the fact that I have had to bring my lunch has fucked up my pooping schedule too kek. But I’ve bought a bigger hydro flask of 1 l and I’m quite satisfied with it.
My stool is on the 4 scale so it’s perfect. The tear I had also healed. So it will get better nonna.

No. 2276551

I like mouthwash, I like how fish is made too.

No. 2276553

>>2276551
What is even this story about? I’ve not understood nothing kek.
Why is the mummy like that?

No. 2276557

>>2276553
Burn victim.

No. 2276562

>>2276557
You mouthwash enjoyers are so damn criptic kek. Fine I’ll play this game and find out by myself.

No. 2276585

>>2276562
they're basically gendies obsessed with a nothingburger game jam project with no cohesive story so i wouldn't waste your time, the ending is basically a feeble fart in the tone of steven king's shit-ass endings

No. 2276586

>>2254053
>>2276500
All of the above. I'm surrounded by gorgeous girls, and they're all I see on social media. My culture prioritizes beauty, and I also feel like I have nothing to offer.

No. 2276589

>>2276585
I'm not a gendie though. And I like the game jam aspect of it. I don't think it's that deep, I simply enjoyed it.

No. 2276617

I downloaded Kindroid to try out AI dating. I already have a great relationship irl and went into it to say bizarre stuff and fuck with the bot but it’s actually terrifyingly smart. It could even hold a decent phone conversation. Now I’m actually enjoying it and shocked at all the things it can do. I would have obsessed over this as a teen when I was into fan fiction. I’m cringing at myself in shame.

No. 2276637

>>2276562
Yeah, I'm gonna have to agree with >>2276585 here. I hate being negative esp with indie stuff, but the game was very mid. It felt like it's themes and atmosphere were beginning to be built up but then fizzles out. There's even a tedious section with a blind enemy that hunts you in a maze so you have to be "silent".
It's only 3-4 hours of wasted time if you want to check it out yourself, but when my game crashed in the penultimate chapter I didn't bother finishing it.
I believe it got attention for the typical horror art tumblr "horror fans" are into, and the "storyline" about the female crew mate being sexually assaulted.

No. 2276651

>>2276617
And these kind of dating AI apps use the "dumbest" language models too. It gets even better for those willing to pay.

No. 2276653

I haven't bathed in 5 days

No. 2276693

>>2276653
rookie numbers.

No. 2276697

>>2276653
As the days go on do you feel more and more dirty or has it leveled out to just feeling clean?

No. 2276712

>>2276697
NTA but I once went 3 weeks without showering due to severe depression and people were constantly hugging and even cuddling me, saying I smelled so good or at the very least made 0 comments about my body odor. I didn't even drown myself in perfume or anything.

Before anyone rips me apart, I have a high powered bidet so my ass and vag were always spotless.

No. 2276715

>>2276712
Honestly if you clean your vagina and armpits and overall don’t do any kind of activity that doesn’t make you smell you don’t smell kek.
My relative is squeamish aroudn water (trauma related) she showers once a week in winter and manages to shower every day on summer. She smells the same during winter and summer , I’ve never heard her smell of body odor or sweat, she actually smells good kek.

No. 2276717

If I didn't live with people who were were normal, functioning adults, I would probably never clean anything in the house. I'm such a nasty person but on the outside I am so put together. Like you would never think I'm such a reject. I would never clean the bathrooms, never replace my sheets, never … do mostly anything I definitely should be doing.

No. 2276720

>>2276715
She used to go to boarding school when she was young and they would have to bathe everyday in the morning with cold water (third world country) so she doesn’t really like water when it’s cold outside.

No. 2276841

I lost a lot of weight last year but now I'm fat again. I'm not even too upset about it because I plan getting serious about my diet again and I find the process of weight loss kinda fun and exciting, especially when people start to notice. I admit it's a bit of an attention whoring thing for me.

No. 2276868

>>2276717
good thing you don't live by yourself then

No. 2276870

>>2276586
get off social media and you are more than your looks

No. 2276909

sometimes i feel like i'd make a good masc girlfriend
or that i should try that
but i don't know what that feeling means or if i should pursue it
it doesn't gross me out to think of having sex with or pleasuring a woman but it kind of makes me feel like i've been memed into the men are shit type discourse because I do agree with that and it's objectively my experience, hence why I'm single with only a litany of male exs in my past.

But… idk.

ive never done it before and idk if im bisexual or just on ssris

No. 2276915

i did a big mushroom trip a month ago and i think it cured me of my anachan ways

No. 2277016

>>2276637
I liked it because I liked the previous game the same people made and I needed something new after silent hill 2 remake. I don't think it's groundbreaking, but I don't hate it like some anons here do.

No. 2277028

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I've been into RPF and crack shipping in the past and kinda see the appeal in shipping Vance and Trump. This insane repressed bislut moid is his ride or die and will inevitably be there to wipe his tears when everything goes to shit with Elon.

No. 2277051

>>2277028
the dynamic makes some sense for shipping but the faces and bodies…utterly haram

No. 2277055

>>2276915
nice, i am happy for you

No. 2277057

>>2276909
i wish i had a masc girlfriend…

No. 2277058

>>2277051
The key is to ship it in an unconventional way where instead of it being hot the focus is on the psychology of the relationship and what it might tell us about the deranged inner workings of two sick minds. If anything, the grossness adds to the appeal.

No. 2277074

I might commit suicide today. I have a good plan and I'm honestly just trying to figure out if my dad will be okay if I do it. I don't want him to drop dead of a heart attack or be debilitatingly distraught for the rest of his life. I don't want him to blame himself. I think he'll eventually be fine and even forget about me, but I can't guarantee that. He already lost another daughter and his son is MIA .. trying to figure out what is the moral thing to do here

No. 2277078

>>2277074
no don't do it nonnie think of all the milk you'll miss out on

No. 2277092

>>2277074
you sound kind nonnie, please don’t kill yourself

No. 2277106

>>2277074
I dont know you but dont do it. You still have your dad. You still have family. You still have a chance. You have more than a lot of people.

No. 2277124

>>2277074
if you're still around, please don't do it. you said it yourself that your father already lost two other children. losing you in such an ugly manner would probably kill him with a heart attack, i'll be real with you. life sucks and things get hard at times, yes, but as long as you have one person in your life that loves you like he does, that should be enough reason for you to hang on for a little while longer.

No. 2277137

>>2277074
>I don't want him to drop dead of a heart attack or be debilitatingly distraught for the rest of his life. I don't want him to blame himself.
He will. If you're close enough to think this way about your father he will be devastated if you die.

No. 2277143

>>2277074
He won’t be okay and he will never forget it. Losing your child , when you’re an active and present parent, permanently changes you. If you decide to do that know that he will be distraught, there is no single way he will ever be able to accept it.
Nonna get help.

No. 2277166

I can't stand older women

No. 2277297

Forgive me for I have personalityfagged…

No. 2277325

>>2277074
if you feel like this, most likely it goes on for quite some time. I am sure your reasoning sounds perfectly fine to you right now, but maybe there is a chance that you are wrong.
it is worth it, for this minimal but probable chance, to fight and see through the other side.
you might think it doesnt make sense, but you feel that out of who you are right now. you dont know how you change until you come through.
i dont know how else to put it, since i understand the it can be strong. which makes me think that you are not at your senses, is that you think your father will be ok. I bet he will not be ok.
do not make any decisions while you are half delusioned. I know you dont know that you are, that is the haze you are in. i know its hard to trust, but try to extend some. stay away from these feelings. allow them to visit, but dont give them a permanent beddign. reach out to professionals and try to give that source some space, that led you to this sentiment. Otherwise it will continue to pull you away from your life. please take care.

No. 2277332

I use pic of my husband on grindr to sext with horny gay males

No. 2277335

>>2277332
This is amazing nonna.

No. 2277338

>>2277332
Kek, that's pretty cool nonnie.

No. 2277499

>>2277057
nonnie are you in your late 20s early 30s and willing to experiment with a grubby white heterosexual questioning woman

No. 2277810

i love my boyfriend so much and want to get married to him but also want to cheat (not have sex though) so bad with this one guy but i should not and know i shouldn't. idk why i feel these urges. i just like the attention i think from flirting.

No. 2277812

i think i find women more sexually attractive than men and wish i could have sex with one. i have never had male celebrity crushes but female celebrity crushes.

No. 2277824

I'm bad with money. I'm an alcoholic and stimulant addict. I can't shut up. I'm annoying. I have wasted my potential. I am waiting on delivery right now while I'm 800 or so in debt. I'm blasting through this pint as fast as I can. I called out of work today to do this, just because. This is how I feel inside but I'm ashamed because I feel an obligation to not be a huge waste of space. Yet here I am, pushing the boundaries of being a waste of space while I have rent and utilities paid for. It's like juggling different fates.

No. 2277832

>>2277824
Do you mean just on your credit card nonna? If so, thats not too bad. I have 2k of debt, I also drink and smoke. I've called off work before. Sometimes you need to rest and relax you know? The fact you're holding down a job and rent is good enough. Do not worry so much I think.

No. 2277836

>>2277332
like your actual Nigel? Uh that could go so wrong.

No. 2277841

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>>2277824
>>2277832
HAHA wait no let me be more accurate, -800 on my debit card, -9,990 on my credit card, -22,000 or so in federal student loans
I also have a car payment but I've been paying ahead on that for 6 months in advanced but that's good
I see where you're coming from anon but my attitude is shit. I have certain opinions about the world and how I should feel about being in debt so I almost in an oppositional type way say "fuck it" when I want something. My attitude is, let me reiterate, complete shit. My loans have been in forbearance due to the federal legal issue over student loan forgiveness, and one time I increased my credit limit so I could go to a rehab, but then I backed out of it and went on an SSRI instead and racked up the debt anyway. I'm sorry I'm just spilling right now. I feel like a rotten human for being so irresponsible, especially because I have what I have. I waited until i had my life together to damage my credit and financial livelihood, and I am not that different from a person who lives at home and doesn't invest in their future and rots. I'm ashamed I suppose. I appreciate your support. I do feel like renting and working is the bare minimum for an adult in America nowadays but it feels so frustrating and painful just keeping that together when every other week we get new information that implies the world is going to fucking end soon
ranting… ach, thank you for listening or reading.

No. 2277844

>>2277074
Nonna it's been 16 hours since you made this post but just in case you're still checking replies, please at least talk to your dad. Tell him how you're feeling. Think about how you would feel if he did the same, killed himself without even giving you the chance to talk him out of it.

No. 2277857

>>2277841
Thats still not terrible nonnie, pay it off slowly. You can do this

No. 2277904

I feel so sad when I hear about nonnies struggling. Wish I could hug you all. Life can get better..

No. 2277908

>>2277832
The debt I have is like Klarna and it’s 50€. I’d feel way too stressed if I had more.
My rule of thumb is usually “if I can’t afford it now I won’t buy it”. I usually buy things in loans to soften the blow in a way kek and even then I don’t buy too many things. I’m a euro fag so I don’t have student debt.

No. 2277919

I think I have autism or something because I have the trademarked eyes and expression issues.

My eyes are dead and expressionless. I filmed a video of me telling a really funny story and I was cracking up and everything. I watched that shit back and I looked like a robot. It's uncanny. No wonder so many people have cracked jokes about me being a psychopath or that they think I'm going to bring a gun to class.

I also have such an expressionless voice. I am so so monotone even when I think I'm being super animated.

I probably make people very uncomfortable and that makes me really sad. There's nothing I can do about it. I also hate how pitiful it all makes me look. I think I'm coming across super confident and respectable but I watch videos back and I sound and look so insecure. Also why people probably picked on me as a kid.

I'm kind of hot so you would think I would come across mysterious… but no.

No. 2277952

I have this really gross habit of popping my pimples as a self harming method. I dont actually have acne but i just pinch my pores until my face bleeds so it looks like i have pretty severe acne. its a really bad habit but it keeps me from cutting myself i guess. I try to avoid looking at my reflection since that is the trigger but if i go places in public or other peoples houses I cant always avoid mirrors or pictures. hopefully ill be able to stop soon (not likely)

No. 2278011

>>2277952
Yes you will you are going to stop.
Unironically I think subliminals can be great for psychological, not really physical issues.
I definitely have gone on spot rampages because 'I deserve to look bad' and 'I want pain', but you really can do push ups instead, or open ms paint and draw yourself popping pimples. You are beautiful and precious and definitely not worthy of feeling bad.

No. 2278063

>>2277857
ty anon. I appreciate it. I'm probably internalizing a lot of conversations I've had with my almost 70 y/o parents (had me late in life) but it's frustrating not knowing how to SIT with your decision. It's like, I made my bed with the rationalizations I did. I should lie in it, and just pay off slowly. But I freak out a bit too much. Thanks again for the comment it did help
>>2277908
I wish I could internalize your rule of thumb. I feel like the stereotype of an entitled American. I piss away 40 hours of my week every week, 40 hours for sleeping alone, and get so pissed off when I can't afford something typical like, IDK plant based foods, or something else considered mildly luxurious. Once I got a car and had to pay for insurance every six months, maintenance every three or four months and registration once a year, it's been over. An additional $1,000 on average a year that I don't have. Bitching bitching, that's all I'm doing. I should start gambling.

No. 2278084

i had a gut feeling my bf had been sexually assaulted as a child but i just read a bit from a testimony from a woman dating a male csa survivor that made my stomach drop. it sounds so much like him, not to mention he's talked about needing to see a therapist for "other stuff" beyond his ocd without elaborating.
i actually feel sick now that the probability is higher. what if he has been assaulted? i don't want to live in a reality where yet another one of my loved ones has to bear this burden.

No. 2278107

I wish lesbians became predators when they got older so that I could live out my Lana del rey lolita fantasies and run away from home without the fear of being pimped out or being killed.

No. 2278114

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I fucked up and kinda side swiped a car trying to park between two trucks (it left no damage to my car thank god). I quickly got out of there and parked in a different spot.
I don't drive very often.

No. 2278118

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I genuinely wish I was a Disney adult.
It’s been so long since I’ve enjoyed anything nearly half as much as they seem to enjoy collecting all that merch and going to the park and shit.

I mean as a kid I adored Disney and went to the park fairly often (it was close to where I grew up so it was accessible) but I lost that feeling of joy once I hit my late teens. The fact that they kept it just makes me jealous of them to be honest.

No. 2278129

>>2278118
Right like they look like they're having a ball

No. 2278133

>>2278118
I feel they are waaaay to dependent on the magic of Disney to distract themselves with adulthood. That's my guess. I hope you find something else that brings you joy. Something that'll be less money wasted lol

No. 2278160

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I confess that I'm not a lesbian. Long sperging ahead.

My entire younger years since age 8 to about mid-late 20s, I comfortably went as bisexual and never doubted it, not even when there would be maybe one person or even when my previous ex-bfs asked if I was maybe gay deep down. I had a lot of shame around my sexuality growing up, and I did came out a bit late to the game to my immediate family. Thankfully, they accept me and told me that there's nothing wrong with being bi, so that was that. But the time I joined Tumblr and got into radfeminism (Yes you can laugh), that's when my severe confusion began. I had many people there ask me outright if I was just a self-hating lesbian instead of bi, which confounded me at the time since, again, I never doubted who I liked and my past history with both sexes seemed to have confirmed it. But later on, I guess I got psyoped into believing that I was probably lying to myself for all these years, and tried to see if maybe the lesbian label would fit. I dated women and I am 100% sure that I am attracted to them, but with men, that's where the waters got murky. I've been heavily abused by them, and I wonder if that definitely threw a wrench into how I see myself, my body, and my arousal pattern. I became dick repulsed after traumatic experiences, and even when I explicitedly explained this online, people still told me that maybe that's just my lesbianism that's making me grossed out over dick instead of, you know.. just men being evil and how that impacted me a lot.

I've met some great lesbians as friends over the years, and dated a few. But after reading more into the actual reality of female homosexuality, I realize that this just isn't my reality after all. Even lesbian culture by itself doesn't interest me, the whole butch/femme felt alien-like to me, and I've never even watched one single episode of The L Word. And of course, the threads here criticizing over the supposed existence of "lesbian yaoi shippers" being fake (Yeahhhh I got into yaoi/BL especially back in late 2000s when I was younger kek) finally made things click in my head and just, yeah.

Sorry this was long and retarded but I confess that I was super confused, I feel really bad about this, I'm mad at the people who insisted that I was lying about being bi and that I was secretly lesbian instead, and now I have to explain my retardation to my parents the next time I see them. I was an idiot to come out to them as gay and now I have to re-do it all over again ugh. Fuck me.

No. 2278206

I keep some people I hate in my life just so I can rejoice when I see they're having problems and feeling suicidal. Like lolcow, but in real life.

No. 2278217

I'm addicted to porn and have been since I was like 12. I kicked the habit for 3 years up until a month ago, but fell back into it recently because of depression.

Please convince me to stop. Tell me every negative thing porn consumption does to someone.

No. 2278220

The second someone pisses me off or is arrogant, I wish horrible things on them. It doesn't matter if they're my best friend. If they piss me off, I literally want them to die alone or fall into a deep depression or something.

But if they did I would be there for them.. so idk what the fuck is wrong with me.

No. 2278247

>>2278160
>the threads here criticizing over the supposed existence of "lesbian yaoi shippers" being fake (Yeahhhh I got into yaoi/BL especially back in late 2000s when I was younger kek) finally made things click in my head and just, yeah.
Why this in particular? Also would you say it's likely that lesbian fujoshi are bisexuals in denial? I think many nonnas here are in disbelief even if the BL in question is erotic. This website is really weird when it comes to bisexuality, even the questioning thread is so black and white.

No. 2278255

I've come to admit it before myself, that I do in fact have narcissistic traits and am not a good person. Neither good nor bad. I do feel bad for some thoughts, words, things I'd say or do but Iately I just embrace them and don't feel as bad anymore. Like, I would spiral into self-destructive shame after some incidents and then trying to fix things, I'd make them worse. And now I feel bad, but in a sense that I am aware these were not my finest moments and some of these were arrogant and borderline cruel. Still, despite fighting my whole life to be vindicated and seen as the good, innocent, whatever as I experienced a lot of cruelty myself in life, I sort of finally integrated these parts of myself that were an actual victim and those that were either reactively abusive or simply wrong. I accepted that simply for the fact of what I grew up with, it would be impossible for me to retain innocence and doing bad things is being human, having narc traits including. Perhaps these are here just to protect me from collapsing after all. They make me have really hateful thoughts and attitudes toward people though. I maybe don't see myself as above anything or anyone but a lot of things feel like aimed personally at me and making my life miserable when they're not necessarily. But I hate, I hate lots on people around me then. Like I would wish the bar that opened next-door to get rats from me feeding the birds on the rooftop, and so that they shut them down from that and I don't have to live with their fucking extractor fans blowing 12h a day every day.

No. 2278280

>>2278247
Not sure what you mean by "why this in particular", but maybe I wrote that part in that long post strangely. What I meant was, was that reading the discourse about the fact that any woman that has ever enjoyed yaoi/BL (erotic or not) cannot be a lesbian in all honesty because real lesbians aren't interested in seeing men in intimate settings. And to be fair, that makes perfect sense.
>Also would you say it's likely that lesbian fujoshi are bisexuals in denial?
I think it's totally possible for a lesbian to enjoy reading wholesome stories about two men being in love, the same way she would enjoy stories about two women being in love or even a het couple being in love. I'm the exact same way, if the story is super interesting and the couple if fleshed out so that they are complex characters where they are pulled in or pushed apart or forcing themselves to not get too close because of external reasons, the conflict makes the story juicy and I'm going to keep reading it kek. So I think a lesbian would read a story about two guys in inner turmoil about wanting to be together but can't will relate to it since she probably had to stuff her own feelings down at some point in her life. In the end, love as a story is relatable to everyone on Earth, period. That said, when things get sexually explicit, yeah, I think the lesbian would nope outta there unless it's a f/f story.
>This website is really weird when it comes to bisexuality, even the questioning thread is so black and white.
That's exactly how it feels for me too, especially during my time on Tumblr and even on other social media sites. People are just not normal about female bisexuality at all. I'm not saying everybody to start a fight or nothin', but people have a lot of negative things to say about bi women that I think it does push bi women to then start to believe that they can just opt out of it all by pretending to be another sexuality. Or in my case, become so confused and conflicted that they think they are het or homo without active ill intention at all.

>>2278255
I hope this isn't random of me to respond to this, but I seriously think my brother and his girlfriend are narcissistic or just have some traits of it like yourself. And reading this feels strangely comforting. I do feel sad that you're in a lot of struggle over this, and I do hope you find relief someday. I guess maybe I'm finally coming to terms that those two do hate me, as well as the other members of our family, because they definitely act cruelly towards us and I just never understood why. But I guess it can't be helped. Again, hope things are looking up for you soon.

No. 2278281

>>2278217
you probably know it all. i had porn addiction too, honestly i had to take a break from masturbating, and get good at coming up with coomer fantasies and getting off without porn. i do relapse and watch again in times of stress, i used masturbating to fall asleep.

No. 2278284

>>2278255
>I maybe don't see myself as above anything or anyone but a lot of things feel like aimed personally at me and making my life miserable when they're not necessarily.
That's called covert narcissism.

No. 2278294

The way I feel about god is worse than if I was just an atheist. I believe in him but think horrible thoughts about him (He's a sadist, he's cruel, etc etc). Believing in God and feeling tortured by him, and also believing you're going to hell because of it, is hell on earth.

No. 2278306

>>2278280
Thanks for your response, I appreciate it. I was through psychiatric evaluation and they didn't diagnose npd for me but I grew up around people with this sort of behaviours so I knew I inevitably had some of them too. As for being cruel, if it happens for me I don't intend it. I'm usually just very confrontational and forget myself at times, saying things I don't realise were insensitive at first - it's like when no-one was ever sensitive with you, you don't fucking know how to do it neither with yourself nor with others. If your brother and his girlfriend act that way on purpose that's a bit different I think. Change depends on many things here. For myself, I found that some resentment I have is justified but I don't really want to live this way. Often after expressing it you become alienated though. Some people want to fight it. That usually makes things worse. I started removing myself whatsoever.

>>2278284
Yeah, that made me question things a bit and admit that it sounds along these lines. It's hard not to feel this way after a lifetime of when you actually were under a threat. It's all weird now I escaped. Makes me a fucking Karen at times.

No. 2278307

I feel sick writing this. I've been a waffle girl my whole life and hated pancakes because they absorp the syrup. In the past month I've been obsessed with pancakes and indifferent to waffles I just put the syrup on in small increments versus all over at once. It's simply delightful. I'm such a wishy washy bitch. What next?

No. 2278312

>>2278307
Strange, I like pancakes more precisely because they absorb the syrup. Makes them taste good

No. 2278318

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>>2278307
It's heretic of you to say such things, you may be forbidden if you recite the recipe for waffles and have waffles this weekend just like how a real person would.

No. 2278331

>>2278294
I was raised catholic and i feel the same way. Sure, most suffering is caused by human greed and hatred, but it doesn't explain stuff like chronic illness, natural disasters and horrible accidents that occur through no fault of a human being. That means god creates people precisely for the sake of living life in agony. I don't buy the idea of everyone having a bigger cross to carry to explain this away either. Some people's crosses are 1000 tons but we are supposed to feel like this is a loving god? I feel uncomfortable about about praying to him and thinking he looks out for me when he clearly couldn't care less. God is the most sadistic sims player to exist.

No. 2278504

i have trouble sometimes making eye contact with people who have very dark brown eyes because i find that type of eye too attractive and i get embarrassed.

No. 2278513

>>2278307
join the dark side yes

No. 2278535

>>2278307
It’s okay to change your mind. You can do it as many times and as often as you like. And you can always change back! Enjoy your pancakes!

No. 2278569

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>>2278504
a-anon, i..

No. 2278590

Crumbl cookies is so ass but I love watching the tiktok weekly reviews.

No. 2278600

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Spent an hour plucking out hundreds of white hairs, and it just occurred to me that they’re all gonna grow back and stick out from my head the moment they poke past the darker hair. jfc

No. 2278677

>>2277841
I need to know the context of that pic please

No. 2278680

I let an autistic, sexually deviant moid into my life and now I'm left with a broken heart. I hate myself for it.

No. 2278686

>>2278680
You will recover with time.

No. 2278697

>>2278504
I used to be like this with glasses-wearing people.

No. 2278721

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i base my personality on fictional characters but it's ok because i pick cool ones, not zoomer stuff

No. 2278733

>>2278677
Howard Wolowitz after Bernadette divorced him

No. 2278736

If my ex gets with a new girl I’m probably going to commit suicide. It’s been 2 years and I can’t get over him. I ended it because of my mental health issues and really wanted to focus on getting better and because I’m really trying to figure out if I want kids . Seeing him with a girl when I wanted to be that girl will be unbearable. I don’t have the self love to block his Instagram so that I never find out.

No. 2278740

My boyfriend listens to cumtown and stocks/crypto podcasts. Like constantly. It's a fate worse than death living this life

No. 2278741

>>2278740
Kill him.

No. 2278742

>>2278680
Been in the same spot, I feel you nonna. Things will get better. Just avoid making the same mistake. Look after yourself so that it's not tempting to engage with moids to meet your needs, and remember the damage they're capable of, especially retards like you (and I) already met.

>>2278736
Try doing more for yourself. Pamper yourself. Start a new project that will improve your life somehow. And block him. Withdrawal from stalking is hard but you will forget him and forget you ever wanted his validation to begin with. Strive to get to the point where whatever you find out he does, doesn't affect you or that at least you have your feelings mapped well enough to know how to disengage and detach. No moid is worthy of you taking your life. - sincerely a nonna that considered the same number of times due to the influence of a number of moids that she realised are roaches and below her league.

No. 2278743

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>>2277332
Your Nigel just the other day

No. 2278745

>>2278741
But nonna, they would know it was me. Being serious though I feel so evil over how much it pisses me off. He is audibly laughing in the bathroom right now undoubtedly listening to cumtown and it makes me so mad that I want to set my house on fire. The sound of laughter creating such malice in my soul.. maybe I am evil

No. 2278750

>>2278745
wtf even is cumtown. I would progressively attempt to psychologically destroy him over watching this shit. Subtly humiliate him. Make him feel like he's not good enough for you.

No. 2278760

This is really embarrassing but I'm addicted to sexting with this guy I don't really even like irl. He's hot and we have incredible sexual tension between us whenever we happen to run into teach other, but he's also a total douche bag. I would never want to date or even fuck him for real but man, he is good at writing smut. I've had the best orgasms in my life with him writing me about the dirty things he would do to me. Sometimes I sort of lightly force him into doing it when he tells me he's not feeling it, I'll just keep pushing his buttons until he becomes horny too. I think he sometimes gets post nut clarity and regrets the things he says to me but I still manage to convince him every time (sometimes he is the one to instigate too though) so it's also some kind of a weird power trip for me. It's just so hot to me I don't think I wills top any time soon.

No. 2278772

>>2278760
Plug his texts into a LLM, generate a character based on him for us to chat with, and then share it here on Lolcow.

No. 2278783

From ages 17-20 i had a phase of only having moid friends (with one exception) because i was in a tranny infested field, autistic etc. not trying to excuse myself, but this is the context. I didn't know how to mingle with them or integrate in groups. I was horny and single so the way i'd express my attraction to women was embarrassingly moidish, my general attitude was crass. Thankfully i never adopted misogynistic attitudes nor did i degrade women but i was basically talking like a horny teenage boy, which is close enough to degradation. My male friends were confused by this, i was confused because right after saying something cringy i'd think 'why..?'. Despite my half-assed attempts at integrating there was still a massive gap between how they talked about their sexuality/relationships and how i did (saying things like 'your standards are too high' because they were down to have sex with any breathing woman and i wasn't, retarded manchild venting). It sucked for other reasons (some of them never got my jokes and scolded me because women never joke etc.), i'm so glad i matured since but i understand why i did that. Most of my friends were much older adults and i think acting crass and boy-like was a defense as much as it was a retarded way to befriend men

No. 2278871

>>2278745
>He is audibly laughing in the bathroom right now undoubtedly listening to cumtown
shut off the water when he's next wasting bathroom time on videos. no moid should be hogging your house space while listening to other moids yap. kick him out.

No. 2278906

>>2278600
be careful, plucking your grays can fuck up your hair similarly to how overtweezing can ruin your eyebrows

No. 2279122

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I legit have no one else I can tell this too but this morning, I managed to poop on the wall after having taken Metamucil and leaning sideways to make my intestines feel better. It shot out like a cannon I guess? And it was very sticky from the metamucil so it just stuck on the wall.
I was literally so in shock from it that I just cleaned it up with no issue. Usually something like this would make me laugh or freak out or anything but like, I just straight up cleaned it up and vowed to never tell anyone about it.

Cleaning your own poop up off the wall is a very humbling experience. it's also been about 2 years since i posted here, the white background is very cathartic and also calming.

No. 2279126

>>2279122
samefag but i love that there is a mokou pic for everything

No. 2279521

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Spoiler for tooth talk basically my tooth is infected and I have a temporary filling + am on a course of antibiotics to kill the germs before I get further treatment. The thing is, my filling was very big and very painful to bite down on. So during a pain flare-up I impulsively grabbed a nail file and took a TINY amount off it. It was only a very small amount, like 2 passes of the file, and I guess it feels a bit more comfortable, but now that the flare-up is over I feel like I've done something stupid. Don't try this at home nonnies kek

No. 2279549

One time I tried to have a cute and sexy shower with my very recent boyfriend. Everything was going fine until I started soaping my body up with a bar of soap. When I slid the barsoap between my vaginal lips, it agitated a bad smell from my vagina. Because we were using hot water, me and my boyfriend were basically trapped in a small, confined humid space so even though I stopped soaping it, the smell lingered for a few agonizing seconds. To make it worse, I was on medication that made my vagina literally smell of fish so it wasn’t even normal smelly vagina stank, it was a putrid fish smell. I knew I had a little discharge from the medication, but I figured because we were having a shower no one would notice. He never said anything about the waft of fish that filled the shower, and I just kind of chuckled it off without saying anything. I’ve never been more embarrassed in my life.

No. 2279563

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>>2279549
>when I slid the barsoap between my vaginal lips
pardon?

No. 2279568

>>2279549
This is definitely not real.

No. 2279593

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>>2279549
I hate it when I am prescribed the medication that makes my vagina smell of putrid fish my fellow female.

No. 2279600

>>2279593
I try to ask for the clean linen scented one at the pharmacy

No. 2279648

>>2279568
>>2279593
NTA but this literally just happened to me the other day. Me and my bf were showering together and I used Ivy soap to scrub and when my hand came back up, it smelled very strongly of fish/ammonia. I was pretty embarrassed but like, he was aware of why it smelled that way. Having a fishy smelling vagina is a literal issue that many women face all the time, it's honestly strange that you guys are acting like it's something a moid would need to post in a confessions thread of all things, jfc. anyways.

>>2279549
I think that really only happens though if your BF is rawdogging ya cause that is the only time that happens to me. Semen can change the PH balance of your vagina, even if you pee it out and then wash it. My suggestion is that if you're going to shower with him, don't let it be on a day after he's done anything down there with his dick, I'd wait a few days.

No. 2279760

>>2278677
https://brummelliana.itch.io/cbml
it's a beatles visual novel and it's actually really funny. I was never obsessed with them but i was still disappointed there was no ringo ending

No. 2279841

I scream at strangers like a lunatic and I don't have empathy

No. 2279889

I use vicks vapor rub even when i don't have a cold. I just enjoy being able to have maximum breathing capacity.

No. 2279901

>>2279648
Not those anons but the
>When I slid the barsoap between my vaginal lips
part is what threw me off. Is that a thing other women do? I thought it widely known that putting soap directly there causes pain and irritation, I imagine a bar soap would be even worse. Or am I the weird one with a sensitive coochie

No. 2279940

>>2279901
In fact you don’t, otherwise your pussy would burn like hell. Nonna isn’t probably a nonna kek.

No. 2279969

>>2279901
Yeah you are definitely not supposed to be doing that kek that's how you get infections. Funny enough, doing that can actually cause an infection (BV) that will give you a fish smell!

No. 2279976

>>2279889
I need this shit so bad but I lost my jar.

No. 2279992

>>2279648
my vagina has literally never smelled like fish i think this must be a straight woman problem. the dick messes up the ecosystem? i smell like fresh rain and something else indescribable, some sort of "rich and sweet" scent and it's never strong. I can't even fathom how strong a vaginal scent would have to be for you to be able to smell it on someone else while you're in the shower, which is already full of soapy smells. I am disturbed that this is so common that 2 random people had identical experiences. Are straight women just living with bacterial infections 24/7? this is so horrifying to me.
>>2279901
I don’t put the bar in there. Personally what I do is rub the bar of soap on my bush (kek) so it gets soapy like a loofah and then use my fingers to gently clean between my folds with the soapy foam that generates. I’ve never had a problem, no irritation or anything.

No. 2279993

>>2279648
my vagina has literally never smelled like fish i think this must be a straight woman problem. the dick messes up the ecosystem? i smell like fresh rain and something else indescribable, some sort of "rich and sweet" scent and it's never strong. I can't even fathom how strong a vaginal scent would have to be for you to be able to smell it on someone else while you're in the shower, which is already full of soapy smells. I am disturbed that this is so common that 2 random people had identical experiences. Are straight women just living with bacterial infections 24/7? this is so horrifying to me.
>>2279901
I don’t put the bar in there. Personally what I do is rub the bar of soap on my bush (kek) so it gets soapy like a loofah and then use my fingers to gently clean between my folds with the soapy foam that generates. I’ve never had a problem, no irritation or anything.

No. 2280002

My self talk has gotten so negative and vitriolic that I need to do something about it. My best friend overheard me when I thought I was alone the other day and actually got offended. I'll die of embarrassment if he gives me a "Nonny love thyself" lecture so guess it's time to fix my shit.

No. 2280005

Super ashamed of this but when the site was down earlier, I was genuinely stressed.

No. 2280017

I miss pandemic lolcow. I don't know why.

No. 2280020

>>2279549
Sorry to pile on but why is no one bothered by the communal use of bar soap directly on genitals instead of lathering it in your hand or using a wash cloth?

No. 2280167

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>>2274447
UPDATE
Nonnies I have the game and have been playing it, I am enjoying myself. I'm sort of mad I never got this game when I was a kid because I know I would have loved it. It's basically a friendship simulator with different minigames and dress-up elements. There's no doubt to me this could have been made to appeal more to girls/women with some tweaks. So far the most egregious fan service was in the intro, after that it's still there but it's just like, a cute girl in a bikini which isn't inherently offensive to me and jiggle physics don't bother me given the setting and subject matter. The most overt fan service after the intro are the pool relaxation animations but I know as a kid I probably would have used them for Barbie roleplay dialog kek. The game feels like playing dollies to me, kind of like the Sims. If you're interested watch some gameplay on YT and decide if it's for you.

I'm playing as Tina and Lisa is best girl, she's your first partner and so nice when teaching you and I was stressing over the first match because I did not want to imperil our friendship. I was sad when the pineapple I'd bought for us to eat had gone bad before day's end.

No. 2280177

>>2280005
same. I realized lolcow was down, cc remains down, and couldn’t remember what junkuchan was called. went on r9k for two minutes and wanted to end it.

No. 2280178


No. 2280267

>>2280262
Please go back to DataLounge.

No. 2280270

>>2279593
>>2279600
“medications can’t make your vagina smell? only a man would post that.”
oh nona, let’s unpack this tragic display of ignorance bc wow, you’ve clearly never met science.

1/ first off, the claim that meds can’t affect vaginal odor is just… embarrassing. antibiotics? birth control? steroids? they can all mess with your body’s balance, and yes, that includes the vag. shocking, i know.

2/ antibiotics are the biggest offenders. they kill off bacteria—good ones included. when your good bacteria (like lactobacilli) are gone, bad ones (like gardnerella vaginalis) can throw a party. this is how BV happens, nona, and it smells like fish.

3/ hormonal meds (hi, birth control!) can also cause chaos. shifts in hormones = changes to vaginal pH = potential smells. science 101.

4/ steroids & immunosuppressants? those weaken your immune system, making it harder to keep your microbiome in check. enter BV again, the smelly villain of this story.

5/ oh, and metronidazole (an antibiotic prescribed for BV) can make your whole body smell metallic or fishy. yeah, it’s cursed, but that’s biology for you.

6/ “a woman wouldn’t know this”—are you ok? vaginas aren’t magical scentless beings. they’re microbiomes, and they react to meds, stress, diet, and even your partner’s hygiene. this isn’t tik tok lore, nona. it’s science.

7/ tl;dr: meds absolutely can affect vaginal odor. insisting otherwise is peak misinformation, and no one needs your clueless hot takes spreading around. do better, and maybe read a book next time.

you’re welcome, kek.

No. 2280272

>>2280270
Kek removing the "Oh honey" and "babes" after getting called out

No. 2280273

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No. 2280275

>>2280270
you're correct about steroids and antibiotics but omg please integrate this sassy larp is cringe and not funny

No. 2280278

>>2280272
Don't forget
>adding kek and nona
>turning sentences to all lowercase

No. 2280279

>>2280272
samefag and still not addressing the weird "barsoap between vaginal lips" part…

No. 2280282

>>2280279
I almost believe that's real. I've known women with horrible hygiene habits like that. Like douching used to be way more common 10+ years ago and that's terrible for your pH too. I could believe there's women who think it's normal to put soap between your labia even though it burns and throws off pH like crazy.

No. 2280286

>>2280270
this has to be ai generated kek, it sounds just like sassy tampon brand ad copy

No. 2280288

>>2273269
>>2272385
>>2272233
>>2272223
>>2272210
>>2272203
>>2272198
>>2272162
>>2272159
>>2272135
Why does this shit always happen? Can women just be a healthy normal weight? Why are women worse than scrotes. You make me want to kms with these retarded posts.

No. 2280291

>>2280288
Calm down, annie.

No. 2280295

i don't watch porn anymore but sometime I look at before pictures on labiaplasty websites

No. 2280296

>>2280288
I’ll have you know that mine was solely about height, idc if women are skinny or not

No. 2280318

I need a moid not to fix, but him to fix me, or even break him. I always fantasise about a man serving me, doing whatever I want, basically doing shit like stepping on him and beating the fuck out of him style. I also want to use him as a chair yadda yadda. But the moids who have this fetish expect the woman to be a big muscle mommy though kek.

No. 2280326

>>2280295
>labiaplasty websites
…you sound like a certain fanny ze tranny…

No. 2280349

>>2280272
>>2280279
ok nonas, point taken on the ‘oh honey’ and ‘babes’—i’ll dial it back, kek. but let’s talk about bar soap real quick bc the hate for it is wild. like, unless you’re shoving it up inside (pls don’t), using a mild, unscented bar soap on the external vulva is totally fine. the vag cleans itself internally, but the outside? yeah, it needs some help, especially if you’re sweating or whatever. stop acting like bar soap is the devil—just don’t use the floral, scented stuff and you’re good.

No. 2280354

>>2280349
OP never said she used it on the outside though, "between my vaginal lips" sounds like inside, I dunno

No. 2280389

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I stole a lemon from work
I came in whilst kind of ill, lightheaded and unable to talk, and they're making me do the work of two people because it's cheaper than hiring a new person. Also I'm sick. I do feel kind of unclean though. But now I can make a lemon drink, and enjoy the sinful taste of vitamin c, furthermore, I think I got away with it. I'm so sorry. God, I have not made myself a temple of the Holy Spirit this week.

No. 2280391

>>2280389
I think you should steal more lemons from work.

No. 2280405

…what if this is how it starts? how i become one of those dreaded lemon stealing whores?

No. 2280436

>>2280354
no idea how youre interpreting “between my vagina lips” as the anon shoving it up inside her vaginal canal? it sounds like she put the rthe bar soap in between …her …vagina lips? like in between the larger outer lips. some nonas have commented they do the same with soapy fingers - do you think theyre fingering their holes?

No. 2280442

>>2280282
i think as long as youre not getting it up inside the vagina, its a pretty normal way to wash your pussy? i consider the “outside” of my vagina anything that is not inside my vagina. and i do use non perfumed soap to wash the outside part. im not scrubbing it red, but it seems wrong to leave that area untouched when there could be lingering piss droplets or discharge stuck in the folds of my inner labia. i rinse it thoroughly with water after and have never had any irritation (though i know of women who have sensitive vaginas and cant use products like bath bombs without irritation)

No. 2280459

Can’t believe there are fucking retards putting soap on their pussy. Wtaf. Disregarding how much it must sting there is literally no reason to. Wash it with water? Why are you doing this? Do you have gonorrhoea?

No. 2280470

>>2280459
>how much it must sting
Somebody doesn't wash their pussy. So sad and stinky.

No. 2280473

>>2273906
This is such an impotent reply kek

No. 2280479

>>2280470
Putting soap there is what caused OP's smell in the first place, see also >>2279969

No. 2280486

>>2280473
Samefag, the woman in that picture does not look fine (and that's for a reason, she was very unwell). She's a pickme from the leftcow thread with an ED, a drug addiction and chronic alcoholism. IIRC, she deleted her Twitter and is hopefully doing better.

No. 2280496

>>2280470
The fact your pussy smells bad unless you wash it with literal soap says more about you than it does me anon.

No. 2280504

>>2280479
It is generally recommended to wash yourself with mild soap and water. Warm water alone will not clean up piss and shit and discharge from between your legs. Yes, shit can migrate to areas other than your anus, this is why males not washing their hands after holding their penises is especially disgusting. If you apply soap that causes a stinging sensation between your legs, it may have a chemical in it that is an irritant. Not all soaps are the same! Most products are not. This is why when women start getting a weird smell or discharge from their vaginas, the things they change include: detergent, fabric softener, toilet paper, bedsheets, underwear material, period products, and soap.

No. 2280519

>>2280504
That’s funny, yet my vagina has been fine up until now. Hm

No. 2280523

>>2280496
There are multiple women in this thread sharing their experience that they use unscented soap on their vagina (not inside) and have no issues. The fact you're so close-minded to the possibility that vaginas can react differently than yours without some immature "your pussy must stink so bad if you have to use soap tee hee" actually says a lot about you too, nona. Literally all you need to do is Google to see both ways are accepted and totally normal.

No. 2280527

>>2280523
I’m replying to someone calling me “sad and stinky”, but I’m the one being immature and close-minded?

No. 2280529

>>2280527
You're both wrong. Is that so hard? Way to stoop to their level I guess. Gottem?

No. 2280537

>>2280527
I said it was sad and stinky of you because you called anons retards for washing themselves with soap. Why are you pretending like meanie anons came and started attacking your innocent, beautifully scented vagina out of nowhere?
Sorry my silly comment made you mald so hard you've been responding to every post on the topic for the past half hour. I think maybe you should have some lunch or take a nap so you feel better.
>>2280529
Sorry to you as well for setting her off, I guess kek

No. 2280546

>>2280537
>Sorry my silly comment made you mald so hard you've been responding to every post on the topic for the past half hour
I’ve made a grand total of three posts on this thread.
Yes this thing seems ridiculous to me, I don’t think your vagina needs soap and I don’t think smell is correlated (if anything the soap will mess with your pH which will make it start to smell or make it prone to infection). Vaginal hygiene products seem like a scam unless you have some deeper issue but you do you I guess?

No. 2280553

Sometimes when I run out of body wash i wash my vagina with head and shoulders. It's anti fungal and I've had no issues. Please wash your vaginas rinsing them is not enough lol

No. 2280557

>>2280553
What happens if you just rinse them

No. 2280560

>>2280553
not the other anon but what are women like me who gets burning, stinging, and UTIs from putting soap there supposed to do? it feels like the only option is being in pain while smelling good or being comfortable while (supposedly, i never noticed) smelling bad

No. 2280561

>>2280557
You're not washing it. Would you be satisfied if a moid just rinsed his dick or hands and stuck them in you

No. 2280565

>>2280560
I don't understand how your skin is that sensitive you can't suds up the outside of your vagina and rinse it with water. It's like a gum infection. If it hurt to brush your teeth would you just stop

No. 2280567

>>2280553
I don't care who you are I am not going to wash my vag with soap and mess up my PH.

No. 2280569

>>2280561
I’m a lesbian so no, but I’d imagine washing thoroughly with water is enough. Soap doesn’t seem right to me here.

No. 2280573

>>2280569
Then why don't we just wash everything with water? You're not douching yourself. Would you call cleaning around you ear with soap as washing the inside of the ear canal?

No. 2280577

>>2280561
nta but dicks aren't self cleaning, not really a good comparison kek
>>2280565
well i don't know either. when i was younger even sitting in a bath tub with bubbles gave me infections. but now i'm confused when you said 'outside the vagina' but the original post just said vagina, which part is being referred to here?

No. 2280578

>>2280573
No. But you’re talking about the vulva aren’t you? If you’re washing your pubic hair area that makes sense to me, I do that. Just not my vulva.
It’s not necessary to wash it with soap in the same way you don’t really need to wash the lips on your face with soap either. They’re not constantly touching bacteria like your hands and are a sensitive, self-cleaning area.
If you’re on your period and use pads I could understand wanting to “feel” clean and to get the blood off. On any other part of your cycle this seems insane to me and I feel like I’m being gaslit a little.

No. 2280579

>>2280577
Fine would you be happy to let a woman who didn't wash her hands with soap at any point of the day finger you?

The fact your also confused by outside and inside of vagina makes me not take your hygiene methods in high esteem

No. 2280581

>>2280578
I'm talking about washing everything that is exposed to the air like my asshole. I literally suds up my wash cloth, bend my knees and starting wiping down there like I'm furiously wiping after the toilet and also lifting up any folds and washing the outside of where I piss and the outside of where you would shove a tampon up

No. 2280582

>>2280581
>air-exposed asshole
I’m pissing myself

No. 2280587

>>2280582
Please don't tell me you wash like a man and neglect in between your cheeks. Skin needs washed. Please wash your facial lips too that is disgusting that someone thinks you don't need to wash your lips. Why would you leave them out of your face skin care routine lol

No. 2280588

>>2280587
What kind of bacteria is even on the face lips enough to put soap on them unless you're kissing toilets?

No. 2280589

>>2280588
Jesus christ.

No. 2280591

>>2280588
Please anon. Don’t you know her asshole and lips are constantly exposed to the elements for everyone to see. They must be cleansed. Impurities must be purged.
Does anon wash her ear canal too then?

No. 2280594

>>2280589
Well? The butt makes sense since feces is coming out, what's going on with the outside part of face lips? Assuming you're not vomiting daily or something

No. 2280595

>>2280591
Are you an autist is that why very simple hygiene is baffling to you? You can get hpv from skin to skin contact. It's recommended to not kiss newborns because of bacteria we can pass. I mean if anons are so avoidant of soap because they suffer chronic utis I'm going to go out on a limb and assume they're shite at keeping their clothes and bedding etc clean too. There's so many chemicals in the atmosphere at home and in public not to mention humans sweat. Washing yourself should not be this confusing.

No. 2280596

>>2280595
I’m sorry to tell you anon but there are billions and billions of bacteria living on you and even inside of you… Don’t forget to wash your urethra!

No. 2280598

>>2280596
You got me anon I'm going to go and roll around in dog shit to build up immunity

No. 2280599

>>2280595
I'm the second anon and does this apply to kissless virgins? Cause pretty much nothing touches my lips beyond food, water, a toothbrush and toothpaste

No. 2280601

>>2280599
You can get hpv off someone if they have warts and touch you. I'm sure your fingers go near your mouth and face more than you think. Wiping food off your mouth. Eating with your hands. Biting your nails. Carrying something with your mouth if your hands are full. Some women even wear make up on their lips and wash it off lol

No. 2280604

>>2280601
I don't do any of that and nobody touches me kek, guess I'm safe.

No. 2280607

>>2280604
Washing your lips and face also stimulates blood flow and cell turnover, which gives a smoother appearance or base for make up. Not sure why you would be adverse to washing your lips when you're doing the rest of your face.

No. 2280611

>>2280560
soooo… what do you do during your period? genuine question. i can’t imagine not cleaning myself off with soap during heavy period days, especially now that I’m scared to use tampons and have gone back to pads.

No. 2280616

If one more person fucks with me , I am going to actually catch a charge.

Got accused of shoplifting yesterday after spending 150 dollars at the grocery store. Some woman told the manager who followed me to the exit and shouted at me to let him see my bags and my receipt.

I was at a bagel shop 3 days ago and a man pretended to brush his hand across my ass accidentally , but it was so obviously on purpose. I told him to fuck off loudly , and he said I was crazy. Everyone in the shop looked at me like I was the crazy one.

No. 2280620

These past few weeks have been the first time in my life where my appetite has genuinely been at 0. My stupid ex-ED brain thought it would be a dream come true, but it just feels annoying right now. I feel like a flesh bag that needs to stuff organic material inside it every once in a while to prevent malfunctions. It's just a chore.

No. 2280628

>>2280578
you don’t wash the lips of your mouth? i am crying laughing at this. or are you being a weirdo again and by “lips of your face” you mean the inside of your lips that touch your teeth kek you 100% should be washing the your facial lips.

No. 2280633

>>2280628
I wash them with water, not with soap, just like my vulva kek

No. 2280636

I have the most evil satisfying sense of schadenfreude watching this annoying dumb bitch I know live a miserable life because she's afraid that dumping her rich programmer boyfriend-turned-TIM will hurt her cred as a bisexual cool girl. I'm hearing gossip about cheating and polyamory drama and laughing so much at her pain.

No. 2280685

>>2280633
nona, only washing with water? really? look, your face isn’t self-cleaning like your vag—it’s exposed to dirt, oil, makeup, sweat, and bacteria all day. water alone isn’t cutting through that grime, no matter how much you splash it. at the very least, use a gentle cleanser. your pores will thank you, and maybe the rest of us won’t have to hear about your ‘water-only skincare’ era, kek.

No. 2280693

>>2280459
I used to hate showering with my dad as a kid because he'd always put the soap in there and it would hurt so bad and made me not wanna shower. He'd also rub soap on my fucking face. What an idiot.

No. 2280699

ok nonas, i get that some of you prefer just water on a normal day, and that’s fine—your vag does a great job balancing itself most of the time. but during your period? yeah, soap on the external areas is non-negotiable. blood has a higher pH than your vag’s natural state, and if it’s sitting there all day, it can mess with your balance and lead to smells or irritation. a mild, unscented soap (not the heavily fragranced floral nightmare stuff) helps keep things fresh and clean without disrupting the good bacteria. no one’s saying scrub like you’re polishing silver, but rinsing with just water isn’t enough to fully remove blood, sweat, or the residue from pads and tampons. it’s about hygiene, not shame.

No. 2280705

>>2280699
Nona, can you recommend some good non-scented soaps, because every soap at the shop has some kind of ridiculous scent. I tried the dove unscented soap bar but that gave me closed comedomes and pimples.

No. 2280706

>>2280591
>Does anon wash her ear canal too
I think most people do clean their ears in some way. I wipe them with a rag and stick my finger inside (with the rag covering it) to clean some of the earwax
>>2280459
I think anons should consider that everyone's vagina is different and there's no "right" way to take care of it. Only the inside (the actual hole) of your vagina is self-cleaning, the rest isn't so it makes sense to wash it. You're vag may not need soap, that's fine and doesn't make you dirty. Some women may need need and that doesn't make them dirty either, especially if they live somewhere hot or do some sort of physical work that makes you sweat a lot. Soap may give you an infection, it may be fine for other women. Just make sure you're using a soap (e.g. dove unscented) that's safe. It shouldn't sting either. Just wash the mons pubis, outer lips and in between the lips.

No. 2280856

>>2280705
ugh, nona, i feel you, it’s so hard to find a truly unscented soap that doesn’t destroy your skin. if dove gave you issues, maybe try the cetaphil gentle cleansing bar—it’s really mild and good for sensitive skin. the cerave hydrating bar is also a solid option and won’t mess with your skin barrier. another one is dr. bronner’s baby unscented bar—it’s super basic and doesn’t have any fragrance, but make sure to rinse it off well since it can be a little strong if it sits too long. if all else fails, plain glycerin soap (like pears) could work too. hope this helps, nona!

No. 2280904

>>2280685
>it’s exposed to dirt, oil, makeup, sweat, and bacteria all day. water alone isn’t cutting through that grime, no matter how much you splash it
nta but i think this only applies to women who wear makeup because i never get any of that. how do you even get sweat there kek

No. 2280927

>>2280904
even if you don't wear makeup, your skin still produces natural oils that mix with dead cells and other debris. and since you can't avoid breathing air or experiencing temperature changes, your skin is constantly being stressed. plus, your face is a prime spot for attracting pollutants and allergens. so yeah, you do get sweat and dirt on your face, even if you don't realize it.

No. 2281101

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I'm getting a BBL tomorrow

No. 2281267

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spending $70 on a voice actor i really like to send me a motivational message and i feel like such a loser but i'm excited

No. 2281268

>>2280685
oh please. everyone has a different skin type. my skin is too sensitive for cleansers and only barely tolerates lotion, so yeah i only use water to wash it. otherwise i'll be really flakey or i'll break out in zits.

No. 2281271

>>2281267
Why not just ask us to hype you up nonny

No. 2281272

>>2281271
you can if you want! i just wanted to indulge in a voice actor i've crushed on for a long time

No. 2281305

>>2280904
>how do you even get sweat there
Come stay in the tropics for a day, you’ll be sweating out of places you didn’t even know you could sweat from.

No. 2281309

>>2281267
what kind of character does he voice? Is it a cutesy squeaky voiced moe dorito chin or a deep voiced ripped hunk or a vampiric long body long hair goffic or ?

No. 2281310

>>2281101
Take care of yourself after, anon. I hope you heal quickly and experience little pain.

No. 2281333

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>>2281309
the last one anon

No. 2281370

Every day I wish my suicide attempt worked

No. 2281395

>>2281370
i'm sorry anon. life can take a long time.

No. 2281432

The only reason I got a job besides the money is because I know one neet and I can't stand her.

No. 2281549

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I have a moderate amount of mild fetishes

No. 2281552

>>2281549
…what is this pic. I feel like this should be reported but idk for what

No. 2281566

>>2281549
the fuck is this? is this from some sex trafficking ring?

No. 2281568

>>2281549
Are you self inserting as the anachan or getting off to her?

No. 2281572

>>2281549
Why does everyone in this picture look like a sim

No. 2281575

>>2281549
wtf is this?

No. 2281579

>>2281267
You could literally use one of those AI voice models of him and type in whatever you want him to say, for free, kek

No. 2281593

>>2281588
That is just sad. You sound like a soulless npc

No. 2281594

>>2281588
and a little bit of chicken fried

No. 2281598

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It's voting day in my country and I'm not voting because I know nothing about the politics here. All I know are some of the party names. I don't even know how it works and who stands for what. I know more about the American system than I do my own… Holy shit.

No. 2281601

>>2281579
NTA but I tried one of those things for an actor I liked and he came out sounding like a robotic old man every time.

No. 2281605

>>2281101
are you posting it in confession because you’re ashamed? Don’t do it anon. You’re better than this

No. 2281615

>>2281588
Imagine all infights are just AI generated. Death of the internet.

No. 2281619

>>2281101
Haven't a lot of women died because of this surgery?

No. 2281671

>>2281593
i’ve done it multiple times in this thread. bet ya can’t pick out which ones.

No. 2281673

>>2281619
PinupPixie from tiktok just got sepsis from bacteria introduced into her body from the surgeon’s tools. She almost died and had to remove one of her implants until she’s better. Now she has to survive off her OF income with only one ass cheek.

No. 2281690

>>2281671
What is the purpose of generating such short text? Explaining what you want to be written takes just as much time as writing the post directly.

No. 2281711

>>2281690
they are a retard who can’t form sentences without help from a computer. Pretty sad

No. 2281732

>>2281690
idk about op but I’ve seen trolls use ai to generate quick responses during back and forths. the speed keeps people engaged in the argument and tends to subtly stress them out.

No. 2281768

>>2281690
NTA but all you can send pics to AI chatbots now. so all you would need to do these days is send it a screenshot of the post(s) and ask it to generate some replies. The only reason I can think why people do it is to spam threads or if they aren’t sharp enough to create their own come backs.

No. 2281771

>>2280270
i fucking knew this post was off. it being AI would explain why the user deleted it and reposted it to replace “babes” with “nonas” and make it all lower case. what the actual fuck. i hate the future

No. 2282200

>>2281101
nonna its such a bad idea the lipo will fuck you up please nonna https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QYbsVufWfjY&ab_channel=PlasticSurgeryUncensored ( the host suck but you legit never see how shit BBL/ lipo look irl they are right )

No. 2282207

>>2280326
the moment i started to type it down i realized it sounded moid tier kek

No. 2282303

>>2282207
Why do you do it? Because you want to get the surgery or to look at pussies?

No. 2282332

>>2282303
to look at pussies in HD and the diversity of them.

No. 2282593

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>>2272163
I was going to post in reply to >>2272133
how I hated her but you made me like her a lot more

No. 2283139

One time me and my ex put on Labyrinth while fucking but we've never seen it before and while he was eating me out, the swamp scene started and the fart sound effects completely killed the mood. Easily the worst movie to fuck to. David Bowie singing and dancing with the baby was already bad enough

No. 2283164

>>2283139
this is fucking hilarious

No. 2283254

>>2283139
I lost my virginity to the movie Barnyard

No. 2283379

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I am only attracted to men who sort of look like they could be related to me, not because I find my family hot, but because I think I AM HOT, I am extremely full of myself! If he doesn't have a similar hair skin and eye color and nose shape to me I don't want him

No. 2283588


No. 2283591

>>2283379
Wow nonna this couldn't be further from the truth for me. If he looks anything like any of my family , I can't do it. This sucks because everyone looks like my brother in this town.

No. 2283594

>>2283139
>>2283254
i lost my virginity to a bunch of giant stinky dogs staring at us (had sex at boyfriend's friend's house)

No. 2283600

>>2283139
I once made out with someone while Kill la Kill was on in the background.

No. 2283601

>>2283379
This is it, I don't understand people who like certain traits in themselves but not in others. Not necessarily down to stuff like hair and eye color, but body type, style, personality. My ideal self and my ideal boyfriend look very similar.

No. 2283602

>>2283600
Samefag, by made out I mean we gave each other oral.

No. 2283605

>>2283379
I don't know about features but I'm attacted to men who wear masculine clothes similar to the clothes I'd like to wear. I want him to have the same fashion sense as me.

No. 2283615

>>2283601
It's called self-hatred. It's called wanting proof that someone who is everything you're not could like you. I need my partner to have the same humor as me, but everything else has to be very different.

No. 2283632

>>2281101
Just go to the gym and build an ass by adding muscle and definition. Risking a fatty embolism is not worth it.

No. 2283645

>>2283601
ntayrt but it's not self hatred in my case, it's called not wanting to get bored kek. plus some similar personalities might not lead to anything. for example i'm borderline mute irl so if i met someone similar neither of us would bother asking the other out or make the first move, thus no relationship can occur. or if two people are mentally ill they could end up enabling eachother instead of developing.
but in terms of looks, every male who looks like me does literally look like my brother (people used to joke that we're like twins/clones) so that's why.

No. 2283656

>>2283139
One time I almost had sex with 90 day fiance on in the background but I asked the guy to turn it off and put music on instead cause I didn't want to hear Loren talk about his leaky STD dick. He lost his boner and told me I ruined the spontaneity of the moment and that he didn't like the fact I "ordered him around" kek.

No. 2283720

I'm a lesbian and one with a high sex drive as well, but every time I read the "Female fantasies thread" I get so uncomfortable. I don't even know why that is. Sometimes there's an actually hot description but oftentimes it reads like KHV anons who have never had sex before in their lives but developed fetishes from porn.

Though my guilty pleasure in that thread is laughing at all the nonnies who HATE TIFS SO MUCH GRRRR!!!! and then come there to confess gooning to them kek just be real to yourself and get that aiden girlfriend

No. 2283722

>>2283720
I am convinced moids post in that thread.

No. 2283734

>>2283720
>>2283722
Kill me, I am like 25% of posts there. I am sorry for being depraved

No. 2283738

>>2283722
Why is that your immediate conclusion. It’s so hard to be a lesbian on this site without everyone scrotefoiling

No. 2283748

>>2283720
Kek nonna I'm also a lesnonna and I agree, the female fantasies thread is the biggest turn off ever, like, I've never read something that made me want to stay single more kekkkk.

But then I remind myself it's probably just moidtrannies and feel relieved. Like I remember reading youtube comments by kiwifarm scrotes saying how they come to lcf so no doubt their eyes lock on to that thread and literally just start memeing with the most degen shit they can think of, also 4chode trannies who mald at the thought of women existing without them. In general I think the female fantasies thread is overrun with these types of moid because at one point they started talking about "smegma pussy" and only men have that, women do not get that kekk. Like I'll be honest on the off chance that some of these posters are actually female, I've never really seen lesbians-who-have-(had)-sex write about their fantasies and fetishes online because they either
>don't have them because they're in healthy relationships so they don't feel the need to share them, or
>they are single but are disgusted at the thought of moids reading them and getting off to them.
So I think it just leaves the absolute degens with clown grade fantasies that make me think "I don't believe you're actually aroused by this I think you just made it up for attention on lolcow"

Honestly the female fantasies thread just looks like a "Post Like A Moid Thread 2.0" kekkk. Oh yeah and then you get random posts like "Wah wah it's so hard to shit out complete degradation about women and not get clocked as a moid, I'm a real lesbian!! No one respects lesbians and their fantasies about growing dicks and raping women, this is literalyl homophobia!!1!!12!" Like yeah yeah move it along moidlet, here's your lolcow issued noose.

No. 2283760

>>2283748
>"Wah wah it's so hard to shit out complete degradation about women and not get clocked as a moid, I'm a real lesbian!! No one respects lesbians and their fantasies about growing dicks and raping women
literally where is that in the female fantasies you nasty hettie. there are weird fantasies but nothing like that. i admit to writing in that thread and posting weird shit (like period blood fantasies) but imo that is better than whatever asian fever shit that has been going on in the sfw SSA threads but apparently I’m a freak for thinking that

No. 2283824

>>2283760
Not het and I literally said in the post that I was referring to obvious moids larping as lesbians who were saying that rapey shit so why are you being so aggressive towards me? (Specifically what I am referring to happened almost 3 months ago and caused a spergout on /g/ and /ot/ and I remember it was that long ago because I got addicted to a phone game around that time and that's my login steak kek) (I also got banned for scrotefoiling because it was "feeding the trolls" but the mods deleted the rapey fantasies luckily, thx mods)

Anyway I actually agree with the rest of your post lowkey i have had period blood fantasies too, and i think the asian fever shit is objectifying

No. 2284021

>>2266527
I think every class has a girl like that. In mine it was my best friend.

No. 2284134

I am actually considering online dating some moid in a country I'd like to live in to make it more accessible to move in there

No. 2284167

i've been spending my whole thanksgiving break on character.ai roleplaying weird scenarios

No. 2284173

>>2283748
>No one respects lesbians and their fantasies about growing dicks and raping women, this is literalyl homophobia!!
Talking about dicks and futa shit is not allowed in the Female Fantasies thread so those were probably made by a newfag who didn't read the thread. I've only seen those a couple of times throughout my time browsing and they were quickly redtexted or deleted. And to count I've only seen one rape fantasy and it involves the poster wanting to be raped by women anyways. The posts in that thread are pretty vanilla. Some scenarios are obviously written by a khv but there isn't anything degen about it. Literally where are you finding these degen posts?

No. 2284202

>>2283748
I vaguely remember an anon talking about how good it feels to have your cervix rubbed and other anons telling them there's no way it would be pleasurable since it would hurt like a fucker and asked if she's confusing cervix with g-spot and the anon just kept insisting that she loves getting her cervix fondled. That sort of convinced me that some anons have no fucking idea about their own anatomy or they're just troons larping, either being a plausible possibility.

No. 2284211

>>2283748
The phenomenon you're talking about is not common at all in that thread. It is pretty vanilla the vast majority of the time, especially when you compare it to how OSA women talk on /g/ on the regular. I'm sick of how OSA women can say whatever crazy shit they want and no one bats an eye, but an SSA woman makes one cringe post about her hypnosis fantasy and everyone's up in arms and pretending like that thread isn't mostly just women waxing poetic about how bad they want to eat out their crushes. There are definitely KHV in the thread who are clueless about how sex works, but given that there is literally nowhere else online where SSA women can talk openly about their attraction to women without being dogpiled by trannies or forced to tolerate dickcourse, I'm not really surprised.

No. 2284219

I had absolutely no knowledge of what the heck "Blue Sky" was until I checked this board a few days ago

No. 2284226

>>2284211
>I'm sick of how OSA women can say whatever crazy shit they want and no one bats an eye, but an SSA woman makes one cringe post about her hypnosis fantasy and everyone's up in arms and pretending like that thread isn't mostly just women waxing poetic about how bad they want to eat out their crushes.
For fucking real. Het women can talk about graphic depictions of penises and how much they want to get raped or whatever but God forbid a SSA woman wants to lick pussy. Boohoo

No. 2284234

>>2284211
>>2284226
No, OSA women talking about their rape and forced impregnation fetish is disgusting and reprehensible, but obviously virgin SSA nonnas sperging about their period blood and hyena dick fetishes are cringe. There's a spectrum, two things can be true at the same time.

No. 2284263

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Whenever I see a slim, attractive man in public I think about running my hands up and down his body and grabbing his skinny thighs and butt.

No. 2284326

Exams are soon and I skipped this whole semester. I only went in for a few classes but I completely gave up this past month and didn't attend even once. Fuck me, fuck my life

No. 2284346


No. 2284578

Every once in a while I stalk my old internet friend from when we were like 13-15. I swear we were some type of soulmates, I remember we used to text every day, send selfies, she got me into mmorpgs and we played together even with my shitty pc at the time, we’re the same age, had the same faith/beliefs and even to this day her current specific interests are very similar to mine. I think she’s a bit more outgoing than me now though since I can barely make online friends anymore and only talk to nonas on lc, seems like she uses discord and has new friends now. I dont know when I got so introverted.

I dont even remember how we lost contact but we are still friends on myanimelist so I occasionally click her profile which leads me to her other active profiles on different sites. I wonder if she ever thinks of me? We used to send shitposty emails to each other randomly and made each other playlists, I remember getting a 3ds just so I can play ACNH with her. Its so weird. I know I’m mentally stuck which is why I reminisce on this stuff but it was a nice time, back when fandoms were a place to make genuine friends into the same hobby as you. I think she was an existence that I really needed in my life while growing up and I still need someone like that today.

No. 2284579

>>2284263
relatable

No. 2284634

>>2284263
There’s no sun thing as attractive males walking in public, they’re all hideous soulless creatures walking with humans with souls they were able to capture through their dick programming to parasitize off of

No. 2284640

Lately ive been getting really into watching surgery videos (all types) and I wish I had a friend that was also into medical stuff like that we could watch surgery videos together. It's fun because you go in not knowing how the surgery works and then you try to figure out what they're doing just by watching. Well my first issue is I don't have any friends at all so the whole wish is unrealistic. and then i'd be afraid if i did find someone really into this stuff that they would be a psychopath and that's scary. I am not a psychopath though. I think my dad was starting to think i was because today when i offhandedly mentioned that i think conducting autopsies would be so creepy and gross and scary he looked at me in surprise and said "i never thought i'd hear you say something like that" and i explained to him that surgery is not scary because it's a living person you are fixing, but cutting up dead people is weird and horrifying because they're dead. He didn't understand my logic. Anons imagine you are a normie, would admitting to loving to watch surgery videos before bed to relax freak you out? I think I might be aspergers.

No. 2284805

>>2284578
I have friends like this nonna, but to be fair we became internet friends at this age too (13-15)

No. 2284809

i love her so much that it has destroyed me

No. 2284814

Whenever I get hungry, I have painful pangs for cheese. Nothing else. It’s not just a craving, it’s genuinely painful, I get cranky, I NEED CHEESE. If I eat something else and stop being hungry it goes away. But I have never desired something so painfully as cheese.

No. 2284819

>>2284809
What happened Nona

No. 2284878

im just brushed off every time i try to be nice to someone and make friends

No. 2284879

>>2284875
Why are you even still in contact with this thing

No. 2284882

>>2284879
I’m not. He makes new accounts to stalk me and message me

No. 2284896

>>2284879
Straight women are fascinating. I’m shocked that anyone would even date this creature

No. 2284969

i seem to hate sci fi so much despite the fact that i want to make sci fi esque work. i read blurbs and summaries and get annoyed with premises. i also hate mysteries now and can't enjoy the journey to solving them and instead get fixated on knowing the answer. it's probably insecurity and indefensiveness because i want to write my own stories.

No. 2284970

>>2284969
I'm the same way (down to the fact that I write fiction myself) but I've ascribed it to be a matter of personal taste, because I can and do enjoy non-genre fiction even if it sometimes makes me jealous at the author for being able to write so well (or for being published anyway, despite writing badly).

No. 2284990

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i'm so obsessed with this guy from another continent i met online on a stupid wiki fandom site for an interest we had in common when we were both 12. we stopped talking when we were 15, for the record i'm 18 going on 19 now. my one sided obsession with him has lasted longer than our friendship, which was pretty rocky, and it pains me because at this point i think i'm unable to fall in love with anyone else but him. when i was 16-17 i briefly had a crush on a boy from another class i found cute but he was boring as hell, and while i had the crush i couldn't stop thinking about online boy and compared them both in my head. i couldn't see myself on a long-term relationship with the irl guy, but i was desperate (and still am) to spend the rest of my life with the online guy, despite the former actually being a possibility (i'm glad it didn't end up in anything though lol).
earlier this year i got extra desperate longing for him, as i usually am, so i looked up his name online and found his fb account, therefore finding all of his relatives and classmates too. i live with the inner peace that if someone did that to me they wouldn't find anything because i'm not a careless retard like he is, but anyways, while it is extremely invasive it feels good to know how he's doing irl, to know all the things i missed during his absence in my life. i saw his face for the first time, and while it is weird to put a face on what was only an username, i don't mind because at least he isn't ugly. his fb is pretty dead so i get updates from his dad's, which is again extremely creepy but i have nothing to lose. i need him. i want to relive the summer i first fell for him, knowing that despite the timezones differences, he was still within my reach. i frequently have super realistic dreams about him back in my life too, which piss me off so bad kek. there's no way to contact him, most if not all of his accounts are dead (and i'm not reaching him thru fb).
if our friendship hadn't ended so abruptly, maybe i wouldn't have ended up so obsessed and pathetic. mostly, i want closure, a proper goodbye. but god, i'd give up everything for him to be back!!! and it hurts because most likely he wants to leave those times that included me behind. i get so jealous at the thought that he might end up with someone that he has actually known in real life than with me. he keeps moving forward while my life has stayed pretty much the same.

No. 2284996

>>2284990
this but i’m a year older and a lesbian. I really feel the watching someone’s life going forward where I’m still in the same place too. It’s starting to really hurt.

No. 2285051

i think i'm going to break up with him very soon. it would be my third attempt at a breakup. he's convinced me to stay because the times we have had together i did really enjoy. but he is so fucking morose all of the time to the point that i just get angry when he's sad now. and i'm sure that he only fakes being happy until he breaks and spams my messages sounding like edward cullen. he has good reasons to be sad but i literally cannot care about what he is feeling anymore when i have to bear the brunt of it all of the time. my one internet friend doesn't even know i'm still dating him and i won't tell her because i know i'm retarded, my sister hates him and when i think about how she hates him i hate him too. it was just so sweet and fairy tale like when it began but now i'm just stressed and aggravated all the time having to lug him around. i don't think i ever even felt anything for him, or at least it paled in comparison to what he felt for me. i think this made me very insecure that i was a bad person so i compensated by trying to be the opposite, but that just made me angrier with him. i used to panic when he was sad or unhappy at something i did now i literally don't care about anything he's feeling because he's always fucking like this. i would have zero people in my (real) life after breaking up but i'm looking forward to it, being alone to read and take up my hobbies again sounds so so nice. for him the breakup will seem out of the blue. i just need to get away and i don't care about the consequences or if i'm throwing away the one nice man in existence, if that's the one nice man in existence than i'm better off a spinstress.

No. 2285064

I want a man's pecs to bounce in my face like anime boobs

No. 2285093

>>2285064
I'd like to bite into a pectoral and shake my head rabidly like a dog chewing a toy

No. 2285100

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I absolutely love the validation this site gives me, even though I'm anonymous and don't personalityfag it feels especially nice to have my feelings sent out to the void and receive several replies consistently
Even if this post gets no replies I know that you've read it and that's good enough for me, thank you for reading my post
And if you do reply, you're awesome and prolong one of my reasons to go on living
I also like attaching random photos from my phone's camera roll because I like to think that it generates better engagement on my posts
I LOVE ANONYMOUS ATTENTION

No. 2285101

>>2285100
Ot but I really love how cute black babyhairs hairstyles are

No. 2285106

>>2285100
I agree nonnie. This site and the anonymity let me share my true feelings without idiots jumping down my throat. I’ve deleted all my social media, and just made anon accounts for tiktok and Reddit to browse. This is the only site I actively post and engage in conversations with.

No. 2285112

>>2285100
>>2285106
Me too. Nonas are the only people that talk to me beside my family and childhood bestfriend. I genuinely love lc. Everywhere else on the internet pisses me off.

No. 2285149

>>2285100
Love you

No. 2285180

>>2285101
I think they can be very cute but PR goes overboard and into sideburn territory in my opinion

No. 2285271

omfg you guys i almost fucked up SO BAD. im struggling financially, i even had to ask my mom for $100 to cover an unexpected bill. after she sent it i realized i still needed more or else it was going to hit my account and i’d get dinged with a NSF fee. i also was thinking even if i got those bills paid it would leave me nothing for the next week for groceries and gas and essentials. so i did something i never thought i would and signed up for a pay day loan. it was one of those online ones thats supposed to be super fast and send through e-transfer. i was in that manic state of mind and just entering whatever information they requested without thinking straight and accidentally put the WRONG EMAIL for the etransfer!!! i got approved and it was sending me an email saying the payment had been sent. When I realized the email for my interact e-transfer was different than one i used to sign up i started FREAKING OUT, my stomach sank to the floor. i dont think theres even a way to fix that if say it was a spelling mistake! i was panicking so badly! i quickly went in my bank app and updated the email to the one i used for the bank loan but nothing showed in history except transfers from the other email. i was legit about to cry. it was $300. so i was looking at potentially not getting any loan and having to pay back and totally lose out on $345 on friday when i get paid on friday and intended to pay the loan back. i felt so incredibly stupid and embarrassed. i was on the verse to admitting the whole thing to my nigel and family cause i was that distraught but then i got the official e-transfer email saying money was waiting. i just went in and was able to get my $300. i legit wanna thank the lord for his mercy. im still like hyper from the emotional rollercoaster and needed to get this off my chest. i am so grateful i didnt fuck up my loan.

No. 2285357

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>>2285271
nonnie i hate to tell you but i think your biggest fuck up here was getting a payday loan to begin with. Forget overdraw fees or owing your mom another $100, the interest on that loan is about to pile up faster than you can blink and you'll be paying back triple or more.
You're better off admitting to your fuck up, ask for money to pay off the loan asap from your nigel or mom, and pay them back when you can. I'm not kidding, you need to pay off that loan by yesterday

No. 2285442

I keep notes entry on my phone of all the really stupid kids names I hear in the wild, the thing is that the name has to be said in reference to the real kid. Here is what I have so far:
>Lucien
>Abel
>Presley-Ann
>Judiper (?)
>Karea (unsure of spelling but it sounded like how British people say Career)
>Bricks
>Jet
>Hummer
These are all the names I've heard after hearing "LUCIEN!" shouted in a small, rural-ish Walmart.

No. 2285473

with hating on fat girls and being pro-skinny becoming trendy again i think im going to become a ana-chan again.

No. 2285481

>>2285473
Why not rebel and be cool by being in the middle? You'll outlive both parties

No. 2285486

>>2285473
Imagine being this influenced by outside opinions.

No. 2285489

>>2285473
Nothing feels as good as fatties seething over your existence

No. 2285490

>>2285489
I would argue that not dying of heart failure (which both extremes are at risk of) feels better than that but idk

No. 2285495

>>2285473
I wouldn’t recommend that nonna

No. 2285508

>>2285481
being skinny is so pretty though, although it looks really bad on my face so i am contemplating on getting fillers if i reach ana-chan levels again.
>>2285489
it wasn't that good of a experience it was actually kind of bad, im
someone who also looses alot of facial fat too and not just body fat
so i basically looked like a ghoul and gaunt…
>>2285490
meh you have to reach bonespo levels to start having those severe health issues, most ana-chans don't want to be bonespo

No. 2285511

Infighting with other nonnas makes me soooo horny idk why

No. 2285530

>>2285473
Can y'all just be normal for real. I'm glad I'm not a lump of lard or a bag of bones and can move, run, and have healthy strength

No. 2285537

>>2285530
Exactly. But majority of these tards are autists and can only think in black and white. A person can only be a fat pig or a ghoulish skeleton. Healthy and strong does not compute for them

No. 2285541

>>2285537
nah you're one of them too probably one of them fridgebodied ''stronk'' women kek

No. 2285544

>>2285541
Strong doesn't mean being a roidpig kek. We're not men, idiot.

No. 2285550

>>2285489
Most anachans reek of pickmeism for scrotes and its cringe though

No. 2285560

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>>2285550
Agree, anons that freak out on fatties or spread anachan gospel are no better than pickmes. For a site where anons complain about radfems “ruining it” there sure is a lack of them fighting against anachans that count calories for male attention and can’t defend themselves against a strong gust of wind let alone be able to hold a gun and shoot moids

No. 2285563

>>2285550
not really, there has been alot of feminist ana-chans lately especially on twitter. Ive seen alot of based radfem anachans.
Also there are many lesbian anachans too so i don't know why people like you always project your cocklust onto other women.

No. 2285567

I can't tell if you people are just using ana-chan as a way to say slim. Slim is normal. Because when I hear ana-chan, I think of Eugenia Cooney.

No. 2285568

>>2285563
>Project your cocklust
This tells me everything i need to know, you're mental, also go back to twitter

No. 2285569

>>2285567
when i hear anachan i just see anyone under 100 lbs

No. 2285572

>>2285541
i've never been able to appreciate the whole leanbeafpatty craze

No. 2285577

>>2285560
Fatties are the biggest pickmes there is though

No. 2285578

>>2285567
it's the narcissism and competitiveness that separates anachan from normal skinny girl. the girls I know who are just naturally skinny don't let fatties live in their head rent-free

No. 2285584

>>2285560
Based. I personally can't stand ana-chans of the "uwu im so dainty and small has a daddy fetish" type, most of them are like this on some level

No. 2285588

>>2285567
i mean as being slightly underweight, no one wants to be euginia cooney level and she is bonespo anyway which is a niche even among anachan.
>>2285568
go back to talking about how great and amazing your nigel is.
>>2285577
many fatties support abusers and predators because they are desperate for male validation. On the other hand i never saw a ana-chan that was supportive of abusive on the same level as fatties
>>2285581
kek this is your example of strong with a flabby fat armed woman who shooped her waist.

No. 2285591

>>2285588
I don't even have a nigel kek and you call me the one projecting my cocklust, scrotes and fatties living in your head rent free you schizo

No. 2285596

>>2285588
>i never saw a ana-chan that was supportive of abusive on the same level as fatties
Do you live under a rock or

No. 2285597

>>2285577
Fat women get more leeway from me because it could be from taking on stress and it fucking with your hormones, giving birth, or not caring about how they look to moids so they can self indulge in food. Even in the case of fat women who were abused most out right say that they get fat to repel men and keep others at bay unlike anachans who do it to look like frail waifs and tend to attract more attention from men because of it. I don’t see fat women make coquette popular or saying their chubby faces look childlike and perfect for styles like lolita, its retarded anachans and their autopedophilia tendencies

No. 2285601

>>2285597
>don’t see fat women make coquette popular or saying their chubby faces look childlike and perfect for styles like lolita, its retarded anachans and their autopedophilia tendencies

Soo who is going to tell her or should i….

No. 2285603

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>>2285588
Heres something you'll never see in a mentally ill pickmes house who thinks chewing ice is nutritious VERY SPOOKY

No. 2285612

>>2285601
Go look at the coquettes thread here and come back. Fatties get laughed at and kicked out while anachans popularize it and dictate what looks good and what doesn’t. They also play into ddlg shit with their bone rattling while ruining the minds of other young girls who are scared of aging. Anachans play into what men want more often than fat women

No. 2285618

>>2285581
She's cute even if its shooped

>>2285603
Yumm

No. 2285674

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>>2285442
>Hummer
This can't be a real name, right? It's been another slang term for bj for a long time (sometimes more specifically a bj involving humming). Surely someone must have pointed this out when the parents announced the baby's name?

No. 2285689

>>2285612
>Anachans play into what men want more often than fat women
Aren't some fat women known for flexing their "curves" and "big" tits to cope and feel desirable? In fact, there are several cows who pulled that card several times. I'm not taking any sides, but both fatties and skellies got cow tendencies to varying degrees and both can be pickmes

No. 2285725

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>>2285674
It also means lobster in German

No. 2285733

>>2285442
can I contribute some of my favorite redneck classic names I've heard?
>twins named Liberty and America
>Onyx
>Kayghleigh and all its variations
>Paxtson
>gun names (I've met ppl named Colt, Gage, Remington, Wesson)
>>2285674
I've never heard Hummer used in this way, the kid was probably named after the car brand.

No. 2285764

>>2285473
People always hated fat girls, it isn’t anything new. Only men are allowed to be fat in peace.
I find fatties uglies , but I don’t really care , I still treat them like humans because that’s what they are, I’d never be purposely rude to someone just for how they look. But scrotes always get coddled and kissed while women get shitted on despite being objectively better, most fat men are slobs , rude and dirty while fat women are usually clean and a bit cute too (they can be slobs too).

No. 2285767

>>2285508
Being slim and toned is sexy, healthy is good. Looking like a sick skeleton on the brink of death is off putting and ugly. The perfect BMI is anything from 18.5 to 20.0

No. 2285791

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>>2285689
I’d rather have fat women cope as dommy mommy cows for retards than anachans starve themselves to ensure that they stay stunted to arouse pedophilic men. Even if they seethe and say they don’t do it for men how would you achieve that when you’re purposefully making yourself thin and weak instead of going fit and scaring moids away just by flexing? I just don’t see fatties as the true evil when everything about them makes men see them as undesirable adults or act as if they’re way older than their age just by weight when bone rattlers would rather swallow air for breakfast to achieve the exact opposite. Even the act of gaining weight is seen as something as mundane as aging for women because of how our metabolism works as time goes on. Anachan shit is also tailor made for young girls and young women to destroy themselves with. You can even see it when their edtwt threads get posted here, you see them refer to anas in their 30s as elders because of how hard it is to maintain that lifestyle. Extreme thiness is a psyop pushed by faggot moids because they hate women that have natural fat deposits that we need while they only look good in single digit fat percentages. Picrel spoilered because of fat moids

No. 2285915

>>2285473
social contagion on fleek

No. 2285921

>>2285473
cringe. get gainz moids want u to be weak. getting gainz is cool and counter culture if youre not calling yourself a "muscle mommy" or something cringe like that

No. 2285933

>>2285791
>>2285767
Talking bout being fit and healthy, while simultaneously shitting on anachans and leaving fatties out of the hook is a weird choice tbh

No. 2285989

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I feel a weird sense of superiority whenever I hear the things that are happening in my neighbours' apartment, it's a small family with 1 or 2 very young children and their mother and father.
The children scream sometimes (presumably for normal baby reasons like hunger), and the mother seems so genuinely fucking brain damaged because she doesn't understand that screaming at the top of your lungs at your children doesn't make them silent, it instills primal fear in them because they literally can't understand why the fuck is their primary caregiver acting like that. It's truly CPTSD-inducing shit, and on top of that she's also loudly fighting with the moid sometimes with their screaming often causing the child to cry out.

As I've stated above, listening to all of that makes me feel superior, and becuase of feeling superior I feel guilty about not being compassionate enough. I know that I should not feel like that because it's a dire situation for everybody involved and the children are almost guaranteed to live in hell, but I feel incredibly grateful that I did not turn out like that.
Maybe it's because I'm past the age at which my mother had me and that woman reminds me of the neighbouring woman.

No. 2286020

>>2285933
NTA, being chubby (not deathfat) is healthier than anorexia, both mentally and physically. Cope

No. 2286159

I seriously wish I could completely have no sex drive and that my ovaries and uterus could be pulled out and removed from me. I would finally be free

No. 2286173

>>2286159
that does sound pretty nice.
>>2285689
The fat women I’ve known have been the biggest pick mes that would brag about sleeping around

No. 2286180

I'm a ex ana chan and I'm going back to old habits because my BMI is 22.5 and I feel fat nd disgusting

No. 2286182

>>2286173
Female sex drives sets women back

No. 2286185

i hate to say it but after experimenting i can say for certain that simply not eating is the fastest way to lose weight. i tried limiting my food intake and exercising and that didn't do much, but by consuming only liquids and one solid meal a day i've lost 7 pounds very fast.

No. 2286205

>>2286185
Tbh most of the weight you lost was probably water weight but i do agree losing weight for some can be more complex than just reducing calories and i think the cause of that is shit metabolism and lack of physical activity.
There was a time when i could lose weight by only reducing like 50% food, now i can't reduce weight even if i go with only eating like one empty salad a day. And the only difference from then and now was my metabolism and exercise regimen.

No. 2286232

>>2284640
Aw anon, yes, most people will think it's weird but there has to be someone who relates to you somewhere in the world. Rec me some surgery videos or what to search for if you see this, I'm curious to see what happens in them.

No. 2286259

Set point theory has to be real. I have lived with other people, we ate all our meals together so I saw what they ate and how much and it was about the same as me. But they were overweight and I’m not. Calories in/out is too simplistic. I wonder if their base body temperature is lower.

No. 2286260

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No. 2286273

After years of primarily knowing Ariana's face through still pictures on the internet and thinking she was generally bogged, I need to admit it. She's hot in motion.

No. 2286294

>>2285933
Where have I left fatties out of the equation kek.

No. 2286414

I find myself on the fence on how to describe myself in regard to gender politics. I obviously disagree with the trans movement as a concept because it waters down “being a woman” to anything other than just sex. You are not not a woman because you are a tomboy, or because society thinks that women should be a certain way; and you are not a woman because you wear dresses, clothing does not make you a woman. It’s basically misogyny.
However, when people criticise parents allowing their children to troon out I find myself fighting that too. Honestly for the same reason. What is the valid argument against allowing your son to wear dresses? It is just fabric. It’s absolutely meaningless and how it’s perceived by society has and will change with history. Makeup? It’s basically just face paint, if anything else then an oppression tool to leech money out of the women who don’t use it for creativity but out of “necessity”. Why should I criticise that? On these topics I find myself opposed to the same people I was agreeing with.
I feel as though I don’t really fit in with anyone else’s opinions on the matter.

No. 2286418

>>2285791
>I’d rather have fat women cope as dommy mommy cows for retards than anachans starve themselves to ensure that they stay stunted to arouse pedophilic men
Sick of people saying shit like this. “Who wants a 12-year-old-boy” and other rhetorics to shit on skinny women. Shut the fuck up. How can you act like you’re the morally superior one while doing the exact same thing but reverse?
Personally, I am naturally skinny and also think being skinny looks pretty. No I am not a pickme for scrotes, I’m a fucking lesbian you coper. You do what you want with your body but I’m getting tired of anons making up some shit to support that liking thinness makes you the devil in some way and how you’d totes rather fatties be like this than the god-awful aNaChAns be like that or whatever. It stinks and it pisses me off more that half the people saying this are probably 200lbs too so isn’t that just bias?
>>2285767
Do people really think you start looking like a skeleton once you hit BMI 18? Do you really think BMI is actually accurate for all bodies, all genetic pools? For some reason people can understand that 50kg can look different on everybody but not that BMIs look and feel different too. Everyone doesn’t just suddenly become a haggard skeleton at the same point. I know that my body is and looks healthier at a lower weight than others, and that others could be not even underweight and start feeling/looking like shit. My cousin tried to diet specifically to look like me and it’s funny because you can see that even at a larger size she looks emaciated. On the contrary you can tell I don’t carry extra weight well. It is not that simple. When are we going to start treating BMI like the obsolete metric that it is.

No. 2286419

>>2286414
I mean, there's a big difference between letting your children use different clothes or makeup, and actually letting them believe they're literally of the other sex or take hormone jabs

No. 2286420

>>2286419
Of course, but the arguments are often never against that. Comments on social media always fixate on the clothes and presentation.

No. 2286424

>>2286418
NTA but do you have any muscle content on your body or do you think that looks bad too

No. 2286428

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I really want to try out a cool hobby. Fingerboard skating for instance. But I feel awkward going to a place were I am the only person who doesn't know anyone else. And it sucks.

No. 2286429

>>2286424
See, this is always the kind of response. Where did I indicate that I think muscle looks bad? What are you talking about? It has absolutely nothing to do with my argument and I honestly even doubt you are coming from a place that can talk, since the people who talk about wanting to be le stronk and not le 12-year-old boy are usually unfit anyway. Since most people can’t even seem to jog up a flight of stairs I would say I probably am fit, yes, but that’s besides the point anyway. Like I said, do what you want with your body! I am not judging you and never even said anything bad about fat people. But don’t expect people to give you double standards, when you go around comparing skinny women’s bodies to children’s or even acting like you’re complicit in pedophilia… wtf.

No. 2286431

>>2285612
nta but there's a lot of ddlgtards that are chubby too, like erin painter

No. 2286444

I wish that I had friends.

No. 2286449

>>2286429
I don’t understand why people act like being fat is a secondary sex characteristic and thinness is indicative of being prepubertal. It’s “real men want curves” but rehashed so people don’t call it out for the pickmeism it is. I have to remind myself anons are the types that only know 4chan men because I don’t live in a world where men don’t shame their friends for liking a woman who is “flat” on either side. I don’t see why wanting to be thin is more pickme than the ladies who squad to have a fat ass. Illogical

No. 2286453

>>2286444
Try reaching ppl in the ff thread.

No. 2286463

File: 1733140505695.gif (2.65 MB, 300x168, IMG_6003.gif)

I think I will have chlamydia for my entire life and I don’t plan on getting treated for it.
I’ve had it since 2017. I knew I had it but I didn’t get treated for it because I had no health insurance and no job at the time. Years passed and I got tested for it again, and I still have it. I was able to finally get treatment, but I can’t handle the medication they gave me. The antibiotics taste atrocious (I took one sip) and this antibiotic in particular is known to disrupt the blood brain barrier. I’m supposed to take 40 ml a day, it’s insane.
Is it worth getting treated for something that gives me zero symptoms? My doctor told me that infertility can only happen if I develop PID, but she said PID is extremely rare (and treatable) and that I would know if I had it, because it causes fever and septic symptoms. There’s probably a billion people in the world right now with chlamydia, who have zero symptoms. Why should I get treated for it? What makes me different? To protect the next moid I fuck? Is that worth fucking up my gut and brain for?
I am not a whore btw, I’ve been celibate for like 2 years now.

No. 2286465

>>2286463
>To protect the next moid I fuck?
Yes, and the countless other women that are going to fuck him after you. Granted you're not slutting around, but that next moid might be.

No. 2286469

>>2286463
Stop being a useless retarded and get fucking treated holy shit.

No. 2286474

>>2286463
>Why should I get treated for it?
Because it's contagious. People like you are why I'm glad I'm a virgin.

No. 2286475

>>2286465
>>2286469
>>2286474
you guys are acting like I have aids

No. 2286477

>>2286475
Nta but you literally have nuclear levels of retardation because your justification for not getting treatment is not fucking moids, you're not owing the moids for not getting treated for a disease in your own body retard

No. 2286482

>>2286475
You honestly may as well have AIDs with how retarded you're being. I always thought anons were overexaggerating the dangers of fucking moids but no, turns out they're talking about idiots like you who seem to be okay collecting STIs like Pokémon just because they won't kill you. Retard.

No. 2286493

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>>2286477
>>2286482
>fuck up your brain to treat a meme std that causes zero symptoms

No. 2286497

>>2286493
Judging by your wording, you have no plans on staying celibate.
This means you are completely okay with forcing other people (men and women) to make the choice too.

No. 2286503

>>2286497
It’s up to them to get tested and treated.

No. 2286504

>>2286493
>hey anons should I get my 7 year old case of chlamydia treated?
>yes retard
>UM THERE IS ACTUALLY NOTHING WRONG WITH HAVING CHLAMYDIA YOU GUYS ARE SO MEAN
OK retard.

No. 2286511

>>2286503
Yes, that's what I was saying. By exposing them to chlamydia, you are also forcing them to choose between "fucking up their brain" (if treated) or infertility/PID (if untreated/not tested in the first place), and you can't guarantee they won't choose the thing that you did yourself.
Do you want to be responsible for that?

No. 2286549

>>2286493
I’m NTA and I doubt I’ll ever get chlamydia (how likely is it to to be transmitted through sex between women) but if I had it and knew medication could negatively affect my brain I think I’d be debating it too? Does anyone know if chlamydia by itself could cause you any harm?

No. 2286563

>>2286549
>Does anyone know if chlamydia by itself could cause you any harm?
If you can post that question here you can also look it up online by yourself.

No. 2286565

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>>2286493
Your "meme STD" isn't guaranteed to stay a meme for long. Inb4 selective reading and "but I don't want to get pregnant anyway durrdurr"

No. 2286595

>>2286429
I just was passing by and wanted to see if you’d sperg more and you did kek. Calling a truce I am actually quite fit myself and on the leaner side, and I’ve actively tried to gain weight because I feel that I look better with a little more on me (am tall). I do think there are different people that look good at different weights due to body comp and frame etc. I just don’t think everyone against super leanness is a seething lazy fatty either

No. 2286614

>>2286563
yeah, that's how you know the kiwifarmer who posted that only posted that to cause outrage kek.

No. 2286618

>>2286565
PID is extremely rare
>>2286614
Huh?

No. 2286621

>>2286618
Why even ask if you should get your clam case treated if you're going to be a combative retard? Like it's no stake at all for us if you continue letting your vagina and uterus stew in a swampy STI environment.

No. 2286626

>>2286621
>if you're going to be a combative retard
I’m not being combative, I was laughing at most of the replies including myself. It’s not that serious. Do you have a touch of autism? Do you need my cooter clam medicine to make your brain less smooth?

No. 2286630

>>2286626
Then why ask? You're just admitting you're a baiting retard.

No. 2286635

>>2286630
Yes she's a baiting retard, and she got exactly what she wanted: attention from other retards. Just report her posts and ignore it. It's not a difficulty concept.

No. 2286636

>>2286630
>you don’t want to take an antibiotic that could cause neurological problems, you must be a 400 lb troll from kiwi farms
??

No. 2286639

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>>2286635
Of course I want attention, if I didn’t want any attention, I wouldn’t have posted my chlamydia dilemma on an online forum. Sometimes I forget that this site has a lot of shut-ins.(baiting)

No. 2286642

>>2286639
>Sometimes I forget that this site has a lot of shut-ins.

And you're not?! Get off of this board, heretic.

No. 2286650

>>2286595
>I just don’t think everyone against super leanness is a seething lazy fatty either
…Literally what is the point of taking the time and effort to respond to anyone when anons will conjure something different to argue against. Actually sick of it kek. If you don’t want to read properly then don’t respond.

No. 2286682

>>2286639
This is not a forum

No. 2286737

>>2286682
Do you know what a forum is

No. 2286742

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No. 2286750

>>2286414
People criticize those who get their children on puberty blockers retard. A boy liking Barbie and his parents letting him explore that aren’t trooning him out, a parent who lets their child develop and doesn’t force them to be in a box (you like makeup and dresses you must be a girl in reality) is an example of good parenting.

No. 2286754

>>2286463
Imagine having medicine that can cure you but you’re a turbo retard who is too stupid to get it kek.

No. 2286763

>>2286463
That’s how STDs spread. You fuck a moid and that moid ends up being the toilet of the city who spreads it to other women. You’ll spread it to a woman too if you have sex with her too.
Leaving that aside, if you can actually cure it get cured kek. Medicine isn’t tasty, suck it up dumbass, also if that medicine gets prescribed it means it’s safe, side effects happen but they’re so fucking rare, you have more chances of your infection getting out of control.
If you happen to catch another infection , Vidal or bacterial, your immune system might already be tired from fighting the chlamydia and you might have complications. Or the new infection might weaken your immune system and thus your chlamydia won’t be manageable anymore.

No. 2286765

>>2286754
Kek even fucking covid caused "neurological" problems, it literally thins out your gray matter. If "she" was worried about having "neurological problems" (which she already has for literally contracting chlamydia kek) she'd stay home all day every day.

No. 2286768

>>2286618
PID is not extremely rare kek, I am currently on doxycycline for it and have never had an STD. It affects 5% of women in the US, and your risk is even higher if you have an STD. You can get it without any sexual contact, but chlamydia is by far the leading cause. You can also have very mild symptoms and still have it, your doctor is retarded (and so are you). If you do end up with PID, which WILL happen if you don't already have it and just don't realise it yet, you'll end up having to take doxycycline anyway, as the only other antibiotic alternatives have considerably worse and riskier side effects (floxing and ototoxicity).

No. 2286770

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>>2286765
She hardly has any gray matter to lose in the first place kek, that head is full of water like a coconut.
Here’s a picrel of nonna’s brain

No. 2286791

>>2286750
>People criticize those who get their children on puberty blockers retard
It’s not exactly difficult to understand I’m not referring to this. This is something I encounter specifically with celebrities allowing their children to troon out. Even when it’s ambiguous to whether they’re on hormones (and in the earlier stages they’re clearly not) the displeasure that is being expressed is always the presentation. The comments aren’t going “they’re poisoning themselves!” they’re criticising the clothes and presentation. Also irrelevant but man arguing with people on this site is starting to really get to me kek, not your fault specifically but I’ve started to hate being called a retard for people misunderstanding what I’m trying to say or just unnecessarily.
>inb4 then leave retard!!
Yes I should probably take a break I know and it usually doesn’t even get to me tbh

No. 2286794

obese virgins are still replying to my chlamydia post, sad!(baiting)

No. 2286800

smells like chlamydia in here ew..

No. 2286808

>>2286794
You gotta be trolling no way you are just accepting chlamydia cuz the medicine is too yucky.

No. 2286809

>>2286808
Just report its retarded ass for bait and move on kek

No. 2286811

>>2286428
This is the silliest thing I have ever seen in my life, I love it! Nonna, you should go. The people in that vid look really supportive of each other and like they're having a good time, I bet you'd make friends who will teach you some of those sick rail slides.

No. 2286814

>>2286809
>report
stfu omg

No. 2286848

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i browse lolcow in public because it's the only active website that doesn't have porn all over it

No. 2286860

>>2286848
The spoilered icon being some trannys ass in women's underwear doesn't help tbh

No. 2286869

Looking back on the last few months… I have been actually fucking insane. I have been so cringe I don't even know how to handle myself. I won't get into specifics its so shameful, but I feel like I need a priest

No. 2286870

>>2286860
Is it really troon cross-dressing if the queen is biologically female?

No. 2286871

I have no compassion towards mothers. I don’t give a damn about your problems, it’s what annoys the hell out of me that they do the princess/queen that needs saving act and she’s just a ~poor defenseless mother trying to be the right person~ god it fucking irritates me, the holier-than-thou attitude and the deepest selfish urge to feel like their problems matter more because they willingly shat out a crotch goblin when they could’ve never had a child gets on my nerves. Single women are placed in the background and nobody cares about a woman who actually exercises the very little freedom she has, nobody comes with open arms to women who don’t coddle males and breed with them.

No. 2286872

>>2286860
Don't you ever speak of the queen like that, you dunce.

No. 2286878

>>2286742
>>2286737
Sorry I'm dumb. I just always called it an imageboard since that's what it is and it's anonymous. I don't know why but I always thought forums had to have users make accounts. So would it be correct to call lc a forum? Because sometimes when someone asks me what I did all day, I don't want to say "I was on an imageboard" because they'll assume I mean 4chan kek. But I also don't want to mention lc. If I can just say "I was on some random forum" it makes it easier. This is great news

No. 2286882

>>2286848
If I saw you scrolling lc in public and came up to greet you, would you be happy or weirded out?

No. 2286890

>>2286871
Acting like society cares about mothers is genuine retardation, nobody gives a fuck about mothers.

No. 2286897

>>2286878
Don't let them gaslight you. They are being obtuse to win an imaginary argument in their head.

No. 2286898

>>2286860
>tranny ass
are you lost?

>>2286882
i would tell you to quiet down because I'm paranoid but would be happy to talk to you

No. 2286899

>>2286860
No respect for our cultural traditions…. It’s sad to see nonnys….

No. 2286907

My dog died this weekend and I’ve just been sniffing his doggy blanket because I miss him so much

No. 2286908

I look at lolcow at work even though it could actually get me fired per the digital-use-whatever policy. I never use the work wifi but I'm not terribly sneaky. more likely than anything someone could think it's 4chan so I should really stop.

No. 2286909

>>2286907
This is really sad. Just remember that even though he's not here anymore, the love that you two shared still runs through all things. You were better off having him as your companion, and you gave him a happy and contented time here, no matter how brief it was. Your dog must have loved you a lot, and even though he's not here, that love still echoes. Whatever you put out into the world has a way to return to you. Just take it one day at a time and remember that no matter what, what you two shared was special and nobody can ever take that away from you, not even death itself.

No. 2286912

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I have a crush on my friend I think, she’s so smart (she’s in med school)and she’s beautiful too. We’ve been friends since the start of high school when she transferred in my town.
Like she’s the complete package, she’s fun, caring and sweet, she listens to my vents and always encourages me when I’m facing hardships, her body is bomb, her face is just so pleasing to watch too and she has the cutest dimples (like picrel). If I would have to pick a celebrity look alike I’d say Quenlin Blackwell

She sometimes vents about feeling left out since she never dated and it makes me so sad because she doesn’t see her worth, anyone who is going to be with her is going to be so lucky. Scrotes don’t deserve her, I wish I could gatekeep her from all these demons.

No. 2286917

>>2286890
They clearly do, are you retarded? They have domestic shelters, tax credits, welfare and various other benefits and services while single women have nothing kek

No. 2286918

>>2286909
This brought tears to my eyes, thank you for your kind words and support. He lived to be 14 so he was getting elderly but it happened so suddenly, it just didn't feel fair. I guess it never will though.

No. 2286921

>>2286871
I don't agree with you entirely but it gets annoying as a service worker when it comes to moms and their kids thinking they deserve special treatment.
I used to work at a tourist destination that would get filled up quickly so you needed a reservation, the amount of moms that would come in expecting to get seated immediately because muh kids birthday was annoying. If you cared that much, you would've researched ahead of time like all the other parents that did weeks in advance.

No. 2287005

I like dogs but when I see Pitler it makes me laugh

No. 2287093

I need to masturbate quieter

No. 2287309

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i don’t know where to put it, so let it be a confession of sorts: i think about this quite a lot. i get back to this again and again. i had such an interesting conversation with this nonna and i’ll try to find it now just to reread it. i hope she’s fine wherever she is and her wisdom keeps her safe. ily, creation nonna.

No. 2287408

>>2286848
…except for the cp spam (I know it's not as common as it used to be but it still happens)

No. 2287409

>>2287093
Could you imagine schlicking in front of a megaphone and pointing it out the window like the whole town would hear kind kong licking an ice cream or something

No. 2287420

File: 1733188282581.png (84.48 KB, 2594x2595, hug.png)

>>2284996
thanks for answering nona. we're still young and have a whole life ahead of us, i'm sure great things await for both of us.

No. 2287559

I'm only 27 and already have several grey hairs and 3 missing teeth. The doctors said my blood levels are all normal apparently.

No. 2287677

>>2284202
She probably meant her fornix proper, which is absolutely a pleasure site (A-spot). Nothing weird about that. Plus, it's not abnormal for women to like the cervical touch. There are size queens everywhere. You are very inexperienced.

No. 2287679

Sometimes I imagine lolcow-ified versions of movies. Like the Patrick Bateman card scene but instead of different cards and investment bankers it's autistic women and their husbandos.

No. 2287680

I worry it makes me sound moidy but as a bi woman my ideal woman has a very similar or identical "body count" to mine. I know people say it doesn't matter, and on the whole it really doesn't, but ideally I wouldn't want to end up with a woman who'd had sex a dozen plus men the same way I wouldn't want to end up with a woman who'd never had sex with anyone before. I'm talking about women here specifically because I have a preference for them but the same goes for men.

No. 2287702

Browsing this site had made me more misogynistic, especially towards het women

No. 2287708

>>2287702
this means you’re doing it wrong

No. 2287714

>>2287409
No I couldn't, and I won't be doing that.

No. 2287754

I feel like I act like a pickme sometimes and I hate myself for it

No. 2287769

>>2285511
wanna fight

No. 2287773

>>2287702
I'm the opposite

No. 2287828

File: 1733216449866.gif (1.24 MB, 220x220, black-goopie.gif)

i once danced so hard i gave myself diarrhea…i still dont know how i did that

No. 2287869

I'm so jealous of people who burn bridges easily. I'm trying to work on setting better boundaries but it's so hard in practice. I'm sick of people walking all over me like I don't have feelings, I wish I could snap at people and be done with it but I just get quiet and bitter and start avoiding them.

No. 2287871

>>2287680
I think most people prefer people with similar body counts to them and iirc in practice that's how it actually works out.

>>2287559
that's normal for your age

No. 2287889

For several years in my internal monologue I address myself as "anon".

No. 2287902

>>2287889
finally…a private imageboard

No. 2287918

I have a pic of me and a notorious personalityfag from the time I met up with her. Wonder what she's up to now.

No. 2287927

>>2287918
>notorious personalityfag
which one

No. 2287932

>>2287927
she's blonde, iykyk

No. 2287951

I've been ruminating/daydreaming a story for 2 weeks and tonight I've generated the conclusion and it was so sad it made me cry and my chest started hurting. I've also started punching myself it's not really a self harm thing (because it doesn't hurt pre-bruise formation) just out of what I would guess is boredom. curious as to whether this is start of some mental illness because I'm a very cold person at every other time

No. 2287952

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No. 2287966

>>2287951
You need enrichment, your life is not engaging enough. Unironically, go outside and touch grass. Schedule a meet up with a friend, get out of your head.

No. 2288024

>>2287828
you are a very special girl nony

No. 2288108

I hate the ukranian male refugees here. The women are sweet but the men are disgusting, rude and sexist. I wish they would get sent back. Right wing moids who say they're just like westeners are delusional, theyre socially closer to the middle eastern refugees that they hate than us.

No. 2288595

i like to watch these types of videos (because i am a stacy)

No. 2288677

>>2287951
why don't you write your story down and make a book out of it

No. 2288679

>>2287869
it's hard at first when you care about if people are going to get mad or think it might change how they feel towards you. most of the time, conflict avoidance and people pleasing come from wanting to control your own image. the more you set boundaries, the easier it gets. the world will keep turning if you stand up for yourself



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