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No. 2254053

Now with more nun cow!
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No. 2254063

Ok I love this threadpic kek

No. 2254078

>>2254063
She’s so badass, I just know she shoots every priest she encounters kek.

No. 2254207

>>>/ot/2253737
Girl how bad was your fucking month that you end up begging a moid for sex kek. At least you have enough self awareness to know how messed up you were acting.
I do feel a bit bad though because it sounds like you did have a genuine friendship, but I’m not sure it’s recoverable. I can’t imagine how I would face someone who I was begging forces the previous time we met. Do you share many friends in common? Would he ever mention it to them? I would die. At least you don’t work together, now that would be an even worse hell

No. 2254219

I just have an extremely bad feeling and it goes beyond me touting around my mental problems. Like something very very bad is gonna happen.

No. 2254222

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every time I get into a relationship with a moid I start fantasizing about kissing women more

No. 2254267

i’m not a lesbian, but the thought of having sex with a man makes me panic and want to die

No. 2254298

>>2254267
Listen to yourself and don't let anyone pressure you into it if you never want to

No. 2254318

>>2254222
I have lesbian sex dreams significantly more than the 2 I've had of men, I can't quite explain this but it's been going on for years

No. 2254321

>>2254222
Sounds like a typical bi-het who will ultimately end up with a man.

No. 2254347

This is going to sound mean but I hate autistic teenagers/young adults and their parents who don't wrangle them. I like wearing alt fashion and having nerdy keychains on my bags and on multiple occasions I have had autists follow me around in public. The other day this girl would not stop following me and talking to me when I was trying to shop at aldi. All because I had a pokemon keychain. I was polite as possible and kept trying to end the conversation but she wouldn't leave me alone. And the stupid mom just let her keep following me while she was checking out. She was clearly autistic so I couldn't tell her to leave me alone at risk of looking like an ass and I do NOT want to cause a scene in public. I just kept being polite and rushed to finish shopping and leave. She followed me until I left out the door just talking at me. The time before that another autistic girl kept on complimenting my dress while at the library. I dont mind getting compliments but after the third one it was extremely awkward especially since my boyfriend was with me it just felt really embarrassing. I feel nervous now about being nerdy in public in peace because I'm scared of having to interact with spergs that don't understand social boundaries and their wranglers letting them annoy people.

No. 2254352

>>2254222
Please get with other bi women and leave lesbians alone, you sound like trouble.

No. 2254394

>>2254321
WHO the fuck cares?

No. 2254426

>>2254394
Found the bihet who totes like women but somehow is always fucking and being with men.

No. 2254436

One of the long list of things I look for in a man is whether they can cosplay any of my husbandos for my sexual fantasies. Too bad most moids are too ugly and bald

No. 2254438

I actually don't like most of my friends. I feel guilty saying it but it's true

No. 2254463

I love you nonna

No. 2254479

>>2254347
Whenever someone tries to speak with me in public I pretend I don't speak the language.

No. 2254487

The words orbiter and simp are so gross to me kek. Even more if they're a hoard of terminally online men.

No. 2254489

>>2254426
Anon I’m celibate I just think you’re retarded

No. 2254496

I can't get off to anything besides 1 specific thing. It's annoying. I'm worried that if I have sex someday I won't be able to finish.

No. 2254499

>>2254489
And you’re an amoeba

No. 2254768

When I was a kid I would make bubblegum water, which was just water with bubblegum I tossed in and let sit for a few days

No. 2254797

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>>2254768
This sounds like the fun version of asparagus water.

No. 2255492

My guilty pleasure is reading bad reviews for places I like and privately making fun of people who leave them. The milk is scarce and of questionable quality (low grade entitlement and lack of common sense for the most part), but it feels like having my own ranch full of local lolcows.

No. 2256046

I ruined yet another mattress because I can't keep myself from jumping on them.

No. 2256113

>>2254352
?? Did I say I was going after lesbians? Fuck off(infighting)

No. 2256150

>>2256113
It’s a warning, leave lesbians alone with your bullshit.

No. 2256401

I failed myself so many times and most of the time it was on purpose. I can't stop and now I think I really screwed up.

No. 2256404

>>2256150
Cringe.

No. 2256407

>>2256046
You should invest in a mini trampoline I bet you could get a cheap one second hand. I want one too

No. 2256408

>>2256046
Can you get a trampoline?

No. 2256666

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I'm veering very close to being pro-eugenics and ecofascism. The inconvenient truth is that needless destruction of land and abuse of animal life is always linked to degeneration of society/culture and mistreatment of other humans. All populations could be improved by sterilizing (or in some cases, killing) retarded assholes and rapists, but it won't happen because there are simply too many of them in every single corner of the world and in every group. Every society is quite literally controlled by retarded assholes and rapists. In reality, most people shouldn't be breeding.
We can't even have any fruitful discussion on eugenics because men are incapable of not putting their penises first. Whatever they say ends up being a front for "I deserve pussy, other men don't". The biggest example of this I've seen are failmales view themselves as inherently superior to others over race. They're attempting to ride the coattails of other (often better) men with literally no other relation to themselves and gain sexual access via politics. If they really wanted to help their race "rise" or whatever, they'd willingly become cuckolds and fluffers to men superior to them, act as matchmakers for women, and take on the role of eunuchs. How is it that you were born with one testicle, started balding at 18 and have an extensive family history of disease, alcoholism, retardation and mental illness, but you still want to pass on your genes? Are you a golem sent to shit up the human species? You're just going to fuck up the bloodline of any woman of any race that you touch. Even worse than that are the women with low self-esteem, extreme mental illness and mate-selection dynamics so poor that they entertain those dysgenic men (among other types) and pop out 6+ abominations who will either grow both confused and mildly to severely resentful of their families (this is if they're blessed with self-awareness, or are lucky enough to be spared the worst traits their heritage has to offer) or just continue the cycle and reproduce more. The latter is a lot more common. I believe the human species would genuinely be better if you had to prove that you should breed, rather than it just being a given (or worse, an expectation), but people are too irresponsible, selfish and want "mini-mes" they'll barely even bother to raise well too much for that to ever happen, and it makes me sad. The same kind of selfishness and stupidity are what fuck up the whole world and cause harm to nearly every other species, the environment and the planet as a whole, but we still have to hear some stupid faggot talk about how going to Mars is the next frontier. Fuck off.

No. 2256824

>>2256666
if all humans are selfish breeder retards, why do you come to eugenics (which is inherently pro-breeding, just breeding the "right" designated ones) instead of human extinction & antinatalism? isn't it much more simple to eradicate all instead of having to tightly control the human population so no one dare commit a crime against, or exploit human and nonhuman animals?

No. 2256869

All teenagers are a stupid cunts and the meaner someone is online the more I assume they are close to being a teen or never grew out of that phase because they are a normie

No. 2256887

>>2256824
Anti-natalism would be the ideal of ideals (I end up wishing for human extinction whenever I think too much about the world), but I think that's even more impossible than controlled/"good" breeding unless something else wipes us out against our collective will. It seems easier for people to accept "Only smart and benevolent people should be reproducing, everyone else can live, just don't hurt anybody" than "Just end your shit, die off". It's also less blackpilling than the nuclear option, I want to cope sometimes.

No. 2256898

>>2256887
Personally I think people smarter than me and with access to high levels of information know the world is irrevocably fucked with microplastics and we've fucked the environment for current populations that they're living their lives as see fit while keeping the normals in line. The current systems in the west have it set up those responsible and good you would want breeding are hitting roadblocks based on finances and living standards while retards have unprotected sex and a baby is an afterthought and sometimes the means to benefits

No. 2256926

>>2256898
I genuinely think no one that has any actual political power right now is even slightly a pro-eugenicist, in fact retards breeding uncontrollably is a feature, not a bug.
The systems we have in place depend on constant populational growth, and if the retards are the only ones that can/do breed, then it still hits their goals. That's why many governments around the world are trying to limit people's (and especially women's) access to information.

No. 2256945

I wish I could be more like Patrick Bateman. I’m studying in a field where you have to be completely type A, ruthless and money motivated to succeed and I feel like I’m failing so hard. I would gladly give up my personality to become a colder and more calculating and focused person. I don’t want to kill women and homeless people obviously kek but I can’t think of another character I’d rather be in this moment.

No. 2257236

I met the moid I've been seeing on /soc/. I don't use soc or 4chan regularly but I was clearly going through something and felt a weird imperative to add him, he was just looking for friends, we've been talking for 10 months and were basically dating before I went abroad (he is waiting for me allegedly). I know it is disgusting and shameful but we have mutual friends and go to the same uni… and he's normal and nice. It's so weird and like I said shameful, he's the first moid I've dated or been serious with but the premises of our meeting feels sinful and subhuman, warranting confession. It's been long enough and we've seen each other in normal contexts long enough for me to not remember most of the time, it is a little funny and a little pathetic (of me)

No. 2257249

My love isn’t worth more or less than any other sinners. I won’t think about it too much, but I’ll try to be a better person.

No. 2257252

>>2257236
Nonna please be careful. Once a 4chan moid always a 4chan moid, like even the normal-seeming ones still have that weird poison to them (sadly know from experience). Hoping that your dude left the boards and shed all the scrote fleas, but please stay cautious until you know for sure.

No. 2257311

>>2256407
>>2256408
I'm afraid of falling off since they always give you an extra jump height, also I don't have space rn, maybe one day…

No. 2257381

I am naturally prone to being abusive in relationships. Listening to "Why Does He Do That?" to stay aware for myself but it just reminded me that I do that shit
Being self-aware and in therapy keeps me a cut above I guess.

No. 2257734

>>2257236
A scrote in 4chan isn’t normal kek.

No. 2258036

>>2257236
You have looked up his handle on the /soc/ archives to see what else he has posted on there right as well as other usernames he might have used? Nah of course you didn't

No. 2258061

One time I got drunk with my boss and pissed myself because I couldn't hold it to the washroom and he never brings it up because he asked me what I remember about that night and I said nothing but I remember. Its been about two years since this happened. Oops.

No. 2258438

I regret spending over a decade of my youth jilling off, being unserious about the world, and hiding from any real feelings. I know I was a child, but I was a child with intellect and privilege. I knew better. I know better so now its time to become a serious person.

No. 2258446

>>2254347
I love people like this. I’ve been thinking I want to talk to people I think seem cool more but I’m afraid they’ll think of me like this. It’s just hard to find girls with the same interests as you.

No. 2258473

>>2254347
Their parents are probably exhausted and glad they are bothering you and not them for one moment in life. They have to deal with that kid all the time. Imagine how annoyed you are after a few minutes, that’s their life. that’s why they don’t do anything
Not saying it makes it right just saying

No. 2258481

demi moore at 60 looks better than me at 23 nude,
my nipples point to the floor in opposit directions and my belly is saggy. I am disgusting

No. 2258483

>>2258481
I think you missed the point

No. 2258494

>>2258438
>jilling off

What. Is that the female version of "jacking off"?

No. 2258512

>>2258494
It's a fairly common colloquialism for female masturbation.

No. 2258515

>>2258512
Nta but I still find that so stupid. Jack and jill, really? The etymology of jacking doesn’t even come from the nursery rhyme, why must their be a “girl version”? Same vibe as using “dudettes”. Anons who come for nonas for saying they jerk off because “that’s the moid way to say it” are basically handmaidens because none of the other terms available are both normal and casual.

No. 2258523

>>2258515
That term is older than your dad

No. 2258530

>>2258515
Ngl, i never gave it much thought tbh, especially since in my experience women don't talk about masturbation as much as men do.

No. 2258548

>>2258515
I prefer to say fap, but I never use the term here as it might trigger some nonnies. So I just say "masturbate".

No. 2258606

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I noticed that I have been a lot less stylish since growing up, I was an emo teenager, and i never got tattoos or piercings when I hit 18, I don't know I have just always been sort of plain, somewhat indecisive.
My confession is that I'm a big nlog and I see people who do certain things like dana from the polyamory thread with her piercings and dyed hair and acrylic nails and I think what is the point of these ornaments if they are on such a fat and dirty person?
I don't think tattoos look good on anyone unless that person is absolutely jacked, and I don't think bright dyed hair ever looks good, but i can't imagine someone who regularly works out with bright color dyed hair.
have you guys ever seen someone with an alternative style actually be fit and hygienic? I think that is one of the reasons i have outgrown the style,Jake Munroe comes to mind, that sort of style just tells me someone drinks a lot (or does drugs or is immature and somewhat lazy) like if you want to look good or cool instead of painting your fat face white and dying your hair purple to look like a fatass jonkler with a bunch of holes in your face from all those shitty piercings, just put down the fork and go for a run…(and i know that faggot lost weight but he is still a good example) I also noticed a lot of people I know personally, they still dress emo, or in a more modern version of that have gotten pretty chubby and mature looking (facial hair) and they still wear their hair like in a swoop and wear studded belts and all that. It's horrifying. Like putting lipstick on a pig.
I feel kind of superior but I can't really word it well, it's just more mature and attractive to take care of yourself than to be someone who's "stylish" who has bad hygiene and sits around and eats junk all day. I know the rocker style is kind of like hedonistic or whatever but still,

No. 2258615

>>2258606
Nailed it. Alt looks only works for young, attractive people experimenting with self expression, past a certain age I just assume it's a drug addict/unwashed NEET. Ugly people love modifying themselves because they think it distracts from how unfortunate looking they are but it only makes it worse

No. 2258649

>>2257252
Thank you nona I am still cautious because he does still use it from time to time, and is a moid. sorry your 4chan moid turned out to be too 4chan moidy
>>2257734
I know but I mean in the sense that he's a well adjusted member of society, and probably as abnormal as a woman on lc
>>2258036
I'm clearly a bit retarded but obviously I looked up his name on the archives?

No. 2258657

>>2258515
i don't understand how the nursery rhyme is connected, i don't think that's where it originated kek.
>none of the other terms available are both normal and casual.
"jacking off" doesn't sound normal nor casual either though. it's all retarded a pussy can't be "jacked", nor "flicked", "jilled", it's all shit. maybe "rubbed"

No. 2258681

>>2258649
>he's a well adjusted member of society
he's still on 4chan, so no. he might appear that way, but well-adjusted and male imageboard user do not overlap.
>and probably as abnormal as a woman on lc
demonstrably false. women on lc are harmless autismo cringe queens with a few unhinged weirdos who nobody takes seriously. 4chan moids are, well, you've been there. women also aren't memed into debauchery the same way scrotes are so there isn't an issue with women being around weirdo extremists because the vast majority of us aren't going to change our ways. meanwhile moids can meme themselves into bisexuality just by being like "lolol no homo, but what if tho?" to say nothing of how they meme themselves into deeper misogyny

No. 2258779

I just had my first big argument with my fiance. He's from a good family, a wealthy and well adjusted one. He's a smart man, and rational, and kind, and naive, with very good prospects, inheriting a family business. I had him sobbing in front of me. I felt him fracture beneath me, and all I felt was a numb, concentrated coldness. I broke him down, and in that instant, I know I won. He has no idea what he is getting into with me.

I'm from a bad household, an abusive one, and he isn't. I know how to manipulate. His family is picture perfect Norman Rockwell. And I know I'm going to come into his innocent, honest mentality and loving family, degrade his entire being, and steal his innocence. I'm going to show him what abuse is. He will never be the same, if he ever gets free of me. Every normality his family has striven for is going to vanish with me and the children I have, and the resentment and mental issues that I instill in them. And I'll see him and his family degrade, day after day, and love melt into hate and mistrust, and I'll feel vindicated, and have my bitterness for his happiness viciously satisfied.

I don't want to do this to him. He's a good man, and he doesn't deserve it. He loves me.
But I don't know how to stop. And I know I shouldn't want to do this. But I do want to do this, and I will. And the world will be a worse place for it.

No. 2258789

>>2258779
>wealthy
go to therapy dumbass he can pay for it and you'll both benefit.

No. 2258791

>>2258779
If you want to torture your moid, fine, but don't bring children into this, you retard. Go to therapy.

No. 2258808

>>2258779
they’re going to notice quickly because you underestimate the intelligence of everyone around you, realize you are trying to make everyone as miserable as yourself and cut you out like a cancerous tumor within half a year. you will be the crazy ex he shows screenshots to people of and he’ll marry a nice girl who he laughs about dating someone like you with.

No. 2258809

>>2258808
>>2258791
>>2258789
Thanks for these. These sent me down to earth in an enormous way.

No. 2258812

>>2258808
Especially you, thank you for your brutal honesty. I feel like my mind has been hammered into shape. This is really just what I needed instead of taking out some self-indulgent resentfulness on my loved ones. Thanks.

No. 2258814

>>2258779
Very edgy, please grow up

No. 2258818

>>2258812
if you're still in contact with your family you should take all your hurt feelings out on them since they're the reason for your problems

No. 2258835

>>2258779
>Every normality his family has striven for is going to vanish with me and the children I have
jfc Manifestelle was right that poor people shouldn't have kids. Why would you want to have children within a supposedly stable family only to destabilize it?

No. 2258936

>>2258779
so you were lucky enough to have found the one decent (supposedly, probably not) man of the dating pool and you want to ruin him? Why would you do that. You sound like an evil Disney villain

No. 2258938

>>2258779
I think you should leave him so he can be free of your toxicity and you can focus on working on these issues that you have.

No. 2258985

>>2258938
>dump your apparently smart and rich moid who clearly loves you and wants to help you with your issues and has the means to do so, so you can be on your own
not op obviously but lol what is this logic. considering her insane rant i'm sure she's shown her instability before, literally all she has to do is talk about therapy/whatever treatment and work on it. i don't think she should have kids anytime soon though.

No. 2259118

>>2258779
don't have a kid you will lose the higher ground.

No. 2259120

>>2259118
samefag what's with all these tards believing he's actually a nice man. Nice men don't exist, silly. you should continur to manipulate him and cheat on him too. Act hot and cold. Don't listen to these softies, get close to his family so they think you can't possibly be abusing him.

No. 2259278

>>2258779
please journal instead of doing this. you did deserve more love, and that's very sad, how unfair the world is. but this is not fair. >>2258481
you have no idea how beautiful women are regardless of how their body looks. saggy tatas are still tatas and…amazing. every part of a woman is pretty, and if someone likes you they'll find all of you enthralling. i think i'd have a heart attack if i even got to touch a vag, they're the most beautiful i have ever seen, i literally shake sometimes when i see satin dresses on a girl, even though im not gay. also i feel like it's normal to have tits that aren't facing each other, just doing their own things, mine are looking in opposite directions too. you're not disgusting at all
>>2254768
i loved making potions as a kid…omg shampoo and shaving cream potions, or puddle potions… i miss it

No. 2259473

when i was 5 a teenage boy who i thought was really beautiful molested me

No. 2259482

>>2259278
anon writing about how beautiful breasts and pussy are and then ending it with "i'm not gay" is really funny… are you sure about that? I feel the same way about women though so I totally get it

No. 2259495

>>2259482
I have sexual chemistry and have yearned for women as life partners, lovers, someone i both am intoxicated by closeness too and care deeply about, and am turned on to the point of quivering by them and wanting to have pussy in my face, however, women do not feel the same way, so i chose to commit to a guy who is nice but i don’t have the same chemistry with as i would a woman, and have been looking the other way and replacing my thoughts of them with thoughts of him for a year, because now i am loved and chosen and understood, and i love him as a person. It’s worked after a while. I had to almost cum thinking of women, because i couldn’t thinking of him, and then switch to think of him. Sometimes i don’t want it that much. But it’s mostly worked. So I’d say im straight by choice, but i love gays and lesbians.
Are you straight but having these feelings also? Or just admiring something beautiful without wanting to touch it?
Sage for blogging

No. 2259698

>>2259495
I'm ayrt and your story is scarily close to mine, and it makes me sad because I know how lonely this existence can be. I had no luck dating women so I got with a man who is a great friend, kind, responsible, will be an excellent husband but I'm not sexually attracted to him. I'm still with him for the same reasons you said. I'm wondering if this is something a lot of gay/bisexual women go through. Though unfortunately I've learned from experience that you cannot just force your sexuality to change for someone even if you love them in every other way. I've already tried repressing it by thinking about men when I'm turned on, like you did. I still could never call myself straight. Personally the idea of spending the rest of my life yearning for women while married to a man kinda sends me spiraling and there's a non-zero chance my will breaks and I end up cheating but for now I will work hard to keep the life and picture-perfect relationship I have. hypocritical of me to say but unless you live in a country where it's dangerous to be gay there is surely a woman out there for you if you ever feel like giving it another shot. sorry for blogging but I can relate too hard and my heart goes out to you. I wish you the best no matter what direction you choose to go

No. 2259853

I think I have some stink-related schizophrenia because No matter how many times I shower I’m always worried my vagina stinks. I get so paranoid when I’m out in public because I feel like I give off this smell. And when I sniff my underwear it either doesnt smell at all or has a completely different smell.

No. 2259859

>>2258779
raping a man's asshole is not that big a deal get over yourself

No. 2259892

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>>2258779
please update us on your villianesque dark triad stacy journey to mindbreak your moid

No. 2259893

>>2258812
you going from “i am the worlds most callous cyclepath i am an ice cold vampire” to “you’re right i’m sorry” is honestly so funny. you’ll be alright just do some dbt and maybe stop listening to the thoughts that tell you you’re the worlds most evil person. evil people don’t think they’re evil.
>>2258818 and listen to this person if you really need to let your dark side out. you were abused and you should technically make your abusers lives hell, god actually told me himself that’s the only way to get into heaven. good luck!!

No. 2259906

>>2259495
>>2259698
Wtf. Are women just dating and marrying men they aren’t even attracted to? Why are you torturing yourselves like this?

No. 2259946

saw photos from a medical case where a woman had a bad infection in her butt cheek and the photo they took of her adorable butt with her butthole peeking out from between her cheeks made my brain instinctually go “that’s the cutest little butt I’ve ever seen”. Then even though I was ashamed I saved the picture because it was so cute. Btw don’t worry, she got better. I’m sorry random woman for looking lustfully at your medical photos. Your butt was just so cute I couldn’t help it.

No. 2259951

I can't be horny normally everything has to be a scenario in a broader storyline. I believe I'm incapable of sexual attraction to real people and I'm not in any of my sexy scenarios. I can only fantasize about my ocs or ships. I can't tell when this happened because when I was a young teenager I was really into self-shipping. Somewhere along the line a switch happened and I became really retarded about sex and romance. I have to be separated from the material. Most m/f makes me hurl because it feels misogynistic and unromantic and perhaps that's my fault for taking romance recs from TikTok and reddit. But anyway I feel like I'm a voyeur. I love imagining 2 fictional people who love each other but any attempt to put myself into the shoes of one of them makes me nauseous. I have never crushed on a real person but I have had many husbandos and waifus on the past. I used to be able to self insert into my fav female character or use an OC, but now I can't without feeling incredibly cringe. I tried chatting with ai bots of some of my old flames (lol) but I get so annoyed when the bot acts too horny because we aren't there yet and the storyline has to be right. I want to be able to yume peacefully but attempts to get back into that headspace always fails. I love love but I know its out of my reach in reality because I would kill myself before I get naked in front of another like I cant even take my shirt off in front of my mom. I'm not ugly in fact I've got the Disney princess phenotype I just feel like if I open myself up to another I'm loosing something precious so I cant even do the same in my fantasies.

No. 2260026

>>2260000
skill issue

No. 2260035

>>2260000
Me when I go on here tbh

No. 2260042

>>2260000
>posting this on a female-only internet forum

No. 2260049

>>2260000
I kind of feel you anon, i'd always post stuff i thought were mundane in normie female orientated spaces and gets tons of backlash and be seen as a troll, but i barely get that here because there are people more unhinged that i am and it's great!!

No. 2260071

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I'm crushing hard on this very passable FtM I've been stalking who lives in the same area as me. What do I do? She's so cute and we have the same interests.. I want to at least be her friend.

No. 2260084

>>2254394
is she wrong though?

No. 2260086

>>2260000
whoa the pickme
>>2260038
nta but that’s definitely a skill issue

No. 2260087

>>2260000
I feel conflicted because on one hand interacting with normie women has its downsides and can get very frustrating, but on the other hand non normie women are fucking insane. I guess pick your poison

No. 2260098

When I’m on my period I use my pads like nappies (diapers for the burgers)

No. 2260100

>>2260098
You deserve a UTI

No. 2260102

>>2260100
I’ve never had one, or even a yeast infection actually

No. 2260117

>>2260098
are you saying you piss and shit yourself? what brand are you using?

No. 2260127

People who say you don’t actually care about fat people’s health when you’re criticising them are right, at least when it comes to me. I don’t care that people are fat I just really wish I didn’t have to see them. They’re fucking gross. It’s nothing to do with their arteries, I just can’t see why you would grace others with such an eyesore. The flabby arms and fat flesh strapped into their clothes like pork… urgh. Genuinely ruins my day. It feels like an offence to me and I just wish they’d lock themselves up until they lose their weight instead of bothering others with their presence.

No. 2260130

>>2260098
You've been watching too much sissy hypno

No. 2260135

>>2260130
I feel like anons throw a dart with their eyes clothes to pick what weird comment to say is a tranny these days. Ok it’s gross. .. ?? Tell me that? I don’t have a penis because I said something disgusting. God
>>2260117
Not shit, ew wtf. No, I just let myself pee a little because I always get the thick absorbent types (heavy flow) honestly not on purpose I just have accidents when I hold it in for too long because it feels good
>brand
I don’t really remember the names of brands of common household items I get, it’s whatever’s at the shop. I could check but I’m in bed and comfy. It’s purple though

No. 2260148

This election cycle gave me BV..

No. 2260153


No. 2260154

>>2260071
She’ll only talk about troonism and you’ll serve as an affirmation tool kek. God forbid you end up having a relationship with her too, you’ll have to treat her enlarged clit (if she’s on t) like a dick, whatever that means.

No. 2260156

>>2259698
You are just a pussy kek

No. 2260160

>>2259495
Bihets back at it again. You can literally choose to live single , you didn’t have to marry and live with a man. It’s retarded to say “there is no woman for me! Woe is me!” and then jump straight to dick, fucking pathetic.

No. 2260161

>>2260135
I tried doing this once a long time ago and even on a thick pad the piss went right through it

No. 2260163

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>>2260154
>if she's on t
She is and she has top scars, but she's muscular and looks really good. I just know the voice is going to throw me way off. What a nightmare to think about though. I guess it's better if I continue to watch from afar. Oh, you gay and cruel world.

No. 2260167

>>2260160
I’m a lesbian but this clearly isn’t it, they’re not saying they wish they could be with women. They’re literally saying they don’t feel the same as men. It’s an emotional thing

No. 2260186

>>2260167
>they
go back

No. 2260196

>>2260186
Anon its plural

No. 2260291

>>2260167
Are you a retard? The Nigelfag has been saying that she is “sexually attracted” to women , but she’s staying with a scrote even though she literally has to dissociate to have sex with him. But according to her “women don’t feel the same”.
Classic bihet who always yaps about wanting women but who is always jumping and riding on dicks.

No. 2260293

>>2260196
>it’s plural
And you’re not using it correctly in this context, nonna is a singular person and you know her sex too. Use she or go back to tumblr.

No. 2260323

>>2259698
Haha yes…you can't brute force the same attraction you'd get with a woman. But after being friendless and relationshipless chasing women, doesn't it seem easier to have a diluted love with a man who puts you first? If you're friendless, which I used to be, you get a lot more desperate to settle too, to not be alone anymore. Thank you for understanding anon. I'm sorry you're spiralling too. It's a hard decision to make.
>>2260160
I guess you could call me bihet if you want, you sound rather angry, although I don't find myself into male bodies, only the sensations, like being eaten out or some actions of intercourse, but it lacks the raw attraction and chemistry I'd have with women, being attracted to her body, having butterflies. I sometimes wonder if following your feelings even matters. Feelings all die anyway.
It's true, I could've chosen to live single, but I had no friends or close family either- so someone who understood, and made me laugh, and feel safe was way better than being alone, even if sometimes I just have to get patiently through kissing and stuff. The weight of loneliness is very severe, life began to feel like a lot of effort. It's the first time I've dated a guy, and I often do things to keep the relationship going without even wanting it, because at the end of the day, I'm not alone.
>>2260167
thank you
>>2260291
I dated many women who didn't take me seriously, or went back to exes, or didn't feel the same way. Had an experience with two of them. My current guy is the only one. I guess you could say- with women, it's like this 'feeling charged with excitement and joy and this melty feeling in her presence, wanting to be close, and touch her body, sometimes getting into various acts, feeling lovesick when she's not there' and with current guy it's like this 'neutral, occasionally a feeling of happiness and being understood, having a laugh, wanting to see him healthy and happy, feeling safe, getting through kissing and stuff i don't really feel like doing'. If you look at the pattern of my life, it's been all women and one man. I think there are a lot of 'bi' girls who play up being gay for quirky/sexy points, and are actually straight, but there are also bi girls who find it very hard to find girls that like or commit to them, and are deeply lonely, so pick the easier option.

No. 2260338

I'm not a fan of lesbians, they are even more nefarious than moids in the way they try to groom women(bait)

No. 2260459

>>2260323
You sure do love yapping

No. 2260541

>>2254053
Anon, no. It's not normal to be in a relationship without feeling those things. Straight/Bi women get butterflies from moids they like and don't have to slog through kissing unless the dude in question is a crappy kisser and unattractive. I know anons keep calling you bihet but none of this reads as bi, you're clearly not attracted to this guy (or men at all?) physically and just tolerating him so you don't have to be alone and can reap relationship benefits. He's a beard. A best friend at best (assuming he manages to remain decent and good without potential sex dangling in front of him like a carrot), but there's obviously no romance here and you shouldn't torture yourself by faking it.

No. 2260601

My confession is I think my friend is a shitty parent. Every time I hang out with her it feels like a lesson on what NOT to do when raising a kid. However I would never tell her that. Her ex husband would've been an even worse parent so her poor kid was doomed from the start.

No. 2260729

>>2260601
I hate when non parents judge parents. Parenting is really hard and i'm sure she's doing her best especially if she's a single mom, give her a break…

No. 2260769

>>2260729
I do feel bad thinking that way but it's true. Her kid walks all over her, smacks/kicks me around when I'm there and she ignores it because she's too busy on her phone. The word "no" means "laugh and do it again" to him. He has absolutely no structure or discipline at all in his life. She doesn't make him eat real foods so his diet consists of happy meals and pizza. He has 8 silver teeth in his mouth at 5 years old because she allows him to eat/drink whatever he wants whenever he wants and doesn't make him brush his teeth. I know parenting is hard especially as a single mom but for her it's like she's just living with a small roommate, she doesn't really parent him at all. Her mom parents her child more than she does.

No. 2260793

>>2260769
well sounds like you were right about him being doomed from the start. poor kid

No. 2260808

Met my psychiatrist today and he’s so hot I won’t try to fuck him or anything I just have no one to share this with.

No. 2260819

i know its misogynistic but i have some male coworkers who are just awful people and i know that they have girlfriends. and the problem is that i think their gfs must be super retarded with no self respect to be dating these men lol. i dont even know these women but i hate them as much as their boyfriends

No. 2260822

>>2260808
had a doc who was super hot and i worked at the gym he went to and we would flirt constantly but i had a bf ugh i should have cheated. happy for you getting eye candy, theres a drought of attractive men lately

No. 2261082

I love gift giving, thinking about the perfect present according to the person's tastes, you could say it's my love language, but I feel like my efforts don't get reciprocated. I hope I don't sound like Dudley Dursley but I either get cheap or gag gifts, and I just hate when people ask me what I want, if I need something I'll just buy it myself, I prefer getting surprised by something nice that proves you know me as a person, and so far the only one who does it is my brother.

No. 2261097

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I was groomed by a tif, it was not some joking about sex-jokes type of grooming, but taking pictures of me when i was asleep and naked as a kid. I think this fucked me up when it comes to my sexuality because now I have a very specific fantasy of just beating up tifs, just watching them crumble beneath my fingers and watch them cry. The synthetic horse piss going against everything they were told; that T was supposed to make them stronger, that they fully transitioned and escape the internalized misogyny they believed in. I want to see their bones break from the osteoporosis they've caused themselves, I want to see them all bloody.
I'm going to therapy about what happened to me, but I haven't told anyone about this yet. I just hope that this fantasy leaves me in the future.

No. 2261103

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I have a fairly normal heterosexual roster of husbandos but for some reason I also fantasise about Bloberta Puppington and I don't know what to make of that. I'm not attracted to real women at all, apathetic at most, and all my husbando fantasties are of clothed sex because penises are gross so it's strange how a claymation puppet gets the engine going. I'm not autistic (I've been tested multiple times I'm just normal retarded) so it can't be explained by objectophilla.

No. 2261105

>>2261103
Could it be the voice?

No. 2261113

>>2261105
Maybe, I do think it's cute when she sings. Though I do want to eat out her puppet body over like a humanised version so I don't even know what is going on there

No. 2261165

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when i post something retarded while in an altered state of consciousness i just don't go back to the thread until a new one is started. i'm too embarassed to acknowledge things i say when i'm sleep deprived. anonymity is a blessing

No. 2261171

>>2261165
that's pretty smart of you nona. personally I like to double down and start acting even more retarded

No. 2261196

Ugh this bitch I know through my brother is the most hypocritical and annoying bitch. I met her out while she was on a date with my brother who announced she was actually engaged to some hockey player she's now married too. She still cheats with my brother and takes her ring off on dates with him and my brother is convinced her child is his and ngl it does look like she is. She looks like my brothers son and there's a family resemblance. Her and my brother are fighting and they both tried to drag me into it they're fighting about the election and I just don't care. Don't virtue signal while the heritage of your child is unknown and your husband hasn't a clue. And it's not my place to tell the husband because I don't want to deal with any consequences cause it's got fuck all to do with me.

No. 2261197

>>2261165
Same but 99% of the time I forget where I posted too so sorry if anyone takes the time to reply

No. 2261198

>>2261165
I do this whenever I say something I genuinely believe in but don't wanna bother reading the replies

No. 2261201

>>2261165
This is the best method tbh.

No. 2261211

Sometimes when I get bored I harass underage TIMs online. I occasionally question my morality since they're kids and all but then again, males, plus old enough to brawl, no explanation needed

No. 2261223

>>2260808
wish i got to experience erotic transference damn

No. 2261230

>>2261211
Kek. Do you also harass the older males too?

No. 2261248

>>2261211
do you have any specific funny moments to share?

No. 2261394

One of my biggest fears ever is getting stuck in a whiteout snow storm whilst on a highway. I can't remember where I heard this story I think it was some NatGeo show. But some lady was driving home with her husband where a random whiteout happened within a minute and an accident happened ahead of her with a 18-wheeler truck. The accident caused a domino effect of cars crashing into each other because they could only see like a foot in front. although most people who saw the crash stopped just short of it, people who had no idea that it happened started slamming into the cars that were stopped and it ended up being something insane like a 100+ car pileup. The woman who as recounting this said they weren't rescued for like a day and for that whole day she was in a constant state of panic because of the crashes that were accumulating behind her/into her.

No. 2261429

Honestly as a brunette I don't care if I'm jealous of and hating on blonde light eyed women like im gonna continue to do it because I think the sperging that ensues from it is funny and it's nice to see Aryan bitches seethe when they're insulted and told maybe they shouldn't be the beauty standard

No. 2261437

>>2260819
This is how I feel about all my male coworkers as well. One of them is an absolutely idiotic manlet and I have no idea how he managed to land a wife who's a couple inches taller than him. Why do women give ugly annoying men the time of day, but I can't get a date to save my life?

No. 2261447

>>2261429
i can't imagine caring this much about hair color

No. 2261450

>>2261447
cause I'm sick and tired of living in a world that elevates mid to uggo women because they have light hair or light eyes and seeing those dumbos live life on easy mode

No. 2261455

>>2261450
nobody lives life on easy mode more than men. you're doing friendly fire,don't forget your true enemy (mid men being elevated)

No. 2261459

>>2261455
That's true, lets stop elevating mid men as well, because the middest men is still uglier than ugly women

No. 2261460

>>2261450
are you underage… I might understand this level of rage if you were like, a black woman. But you are literally just a brunette. kek.

No. 2261462

>>2261460
I'm Jewish so I mean we're considered the shit tier of "white people" lookswise

No. 2261468

>>2261462
Noted my
>big fucking nose
>swarthy skin
>hooded brown eyes
Make me look vaguely racially ambiguous that I'm one of those non white looking ashkenazi Jews but not the cute kind

No. 2261496

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No. 2261508

>>2258779
this reads exactly like a reddit fanfic

No. 2261513

>>2261450
Girl wtf kek. Just dye your hair blonde already, you’ll like it.

No. 2261532

>>2261513
Nah I am an autumn we look notoriously horrible blonde

No. 2261533

>>2261496
Eh. death to the Sydney Sweeneys

No. 2261605

I was one of those kids who unironically found the SpongeBob outro song scary/creepy

No. 2261636

>>2261605
Why? I always thought it was relaxing.

No. 2261660

>>2261605
>>2261636
I never understood it. It just feels nostalgic and I understand the appeal of putting it over those 2000s nostalgia videos now. Maybe because it's in a minor key and that kind of frequency(?) had a different effect in kids' brains?

No. 2261668

>>2261450
Solution is to not give a shit, not shit on other women. "Muh beauty satnadrts".. you should value what you do, not how you look like. Beauty standart is just a meme that keeps insecure and stupid people down so they can keep excusing their shitty life. You can't be an actress or model? Bohoo 99.9% of people wont be, in the real world what you look like doesn't matter.

No. 2261684

I know that hypothetically everyone deserves love and I'm personally not a horrible person who did everything wrong, but I still feel undesirable and that I'll never deserve to be loved.

No. 2261709

>>2261230
Sometimes but I'm too scared, I am a coward at heart
>>2261248
Nah they mostly block me after calling me sad and mean

No. 2261754

>>2260135
please stop doing this. holding your pee for too long is very unhealthy for your bladder. doing it long-term can lead to you developing incontinency issues, which you may already be experiencing if you're having accidents.

No. 2261866

I thought Mia Goth was a Sims character for the longest time. I would see people talking about her and I thought people suddenly cared a lot about a random Sims townie

No. 2261874

I want to fuck my bass guitar.

No. 2261904

>>2261874
Grind on it.

No. 2262006

I ACTUALLY LOVE ARIANA GRANDE AND I DON'T CARE THAT SHE BROKE UP A FAMILY!!! I WOULD DO THE SAME IF IT MAKES ME HAPPY!!! THIS IS MY LIFE!!!!

No. 2262009

>>2262006
We know you do. You're obviously the annoying celebricows whiteknight.

No. 2262011

>>2261874
You're going to get pussy splinters

No. 2262016

>>2262011
What the hell kind of janky guitar gives you splinters?

No. 2262038

I was suppose to finish some anons tarot readings in /g/ but my period has been depleting me of all of my energy (ifykyk) and I feel very overwhelmed trying to do them but now that I’m typing I’m going to try and push through and try to do them right now

No. 2262059

>>2262038
What's up with the tarotfags posting about how they're supposed to do readings but x happened but they're still trying! Like girl it's okay to take a break. It's the tarot thread. It's not a big deal.

No. 2262101

>>2261668
>what you look like doesn't matter
I wish

No. 2262121

>>2262059
Yeah but you didn’t need to respond like that because it was a confession, I didn’t write it like it was serious business because I know it’s not. I like actually doing the stuff I promised to do though, even if we’re anonymous imagine being left out on the cold while you asked a question about something that actually matters to you. You can stop trying to make people feel bad for what they’re allowed to post, it’s getting old and tiring

No. 2262134

>>2262121
I can question your post if I want kek. All tarotfags have the same personality.

No. 2262140

>>2262134
nta but this site sucks so much now, can't even post an innocent confession anymore without anons like this.

No. 2262151

I'm a member of a techbro libertarian rationalist group because I'm bored as fuck and jesus is it full of people with lolcow tendencies. Way too much edginess and validation-seeking for a group of people who by and large haven't accomplished much. There are a handful of members who are legitimately smart and nice to talk to but they're drowned out by the personalityfags addicted to attention. The worst part is they're not even teenagers or in their early 20s where you can excuse this sort of attention-whoring, they're in their late 20s and above. I feel like every internet community should have a rule that begging for validation should be against the rules but unfortunately that's probably impossible to enforce.

No. 2262152

>>2262016
Grind game too stronk

No. 2262273

I use and post on lipstick alley a lot even though I'm not black

I'm sure half the userbase isn't at this point but still

No. 2262288

>>2262273
I hope that you never get a comfortable nights' rest ever again.

No. 2262295

>>2262151
>Legitimately smart
>Libertarian
No they're not kek

No. 2262309

>>2262288
Least dramatic LSA user

No. 2262318

>>2262309
honestly lsa scares me much as I love it. there are certain places I will not go and do not engage with just because the userbase does get so dramatic kek

No. 2262382

I have a 6' life sized printed effigy body pillow of a deceased loved one that I sleep with every night and my family and lodger find it really disturbing and want me to throw it away but it brings me comfort

I am not ashamed of it but it feels like others think i ought to be.

No. 2262384

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No. 2262507

my therapist has repeatedly asked me what I want out of therapy (because I told her on day one that I've done it before and stopped because I wasn't getting what I wanted out of it and I would like it to be more meaningful this time) and I had so much trouble answering her to the point it was funny because I'm like I don't know why I can't tell you!

I went home the other day and finally realized what I want and it's so dumb I still can not tell her. I don't even think therapists can help me with this. I want her to fix my social retardation from being homeschooled and abused, so that I can relate normally to people and be more social and make friends. She knows I want to make friends but she doesn't know my whole background yet because I've only seen her three times.

No. 2262549

I got mad at the lottery website glitching not letting me fill out the survey for free $2 so I sent spongebob spreading his buttcheeks to support filed as a complaint so one of them has to see it

No. 2262554

>>2262038
>but my period has been depleting me of all of my energy (ifykyk)
i don't. care to explain how?

No. 2262591

>>2262554
nayrt but count yourself lucky if your period isn't that bad.

No. 2262607

>>2262507
When I went to therapy I told them in the first session about past abuse. It made it easier for future topics and helped with explaining how I was and how it shaped me etc. I suggest saying what has happened so you can work from there

No. 2262672

File: 1731735755322.gif (1.96 MB, 200x109, oshit2.gif)

I thought I was bisexual but I'm genuinely so scared I'm a homosexual. Attraction to women is so easy and relaxed, but I always feel like attraction to men requires so many distractions and requirements, especially when I think of outright sexual matters. But I don't want it to!! It seems so easy for other women, what the fuck. Even when people post pretty, youthful celebrity men that I feel like I 'should' be attracted to I still feel a sense of disgust with interacting with them sexually. Like I have to sort of ignore that kneejerk response and disassociate, relax and focus on the sensation. god please please i don't want to be a homosexual i just want to be normal let this just be a trauma response

No. 2262683

I should've gotten used to having self harm scars on my arms by now but they make me cry if I look at them for too long. I've gotten accustomed to wearing long sleeves so much to hide them I dissociate over what my arms actually look like and the reminder of it when I remove my shirt at the end of the day makes me want to melt down

No. 2262684

>>2262591
nta either but don't forget the pms prior to your period that makes you want to commit sudoku

No. 2262685

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>>2262672
Not to be mean but why does it stress you out so much whether you're a lesbian or bisexual or what? And then, if it causes you such stress, why do you feel the need to label yourself anyway? Just be attracted to who you are attracted to kek. Stop making life so complicated just have fun.

No. 2262693

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>>2262672
You are making this way too complicated for yourself. Focus on what turns you on and go from there. Stigma around bi women expects them to be turned on by everyone and everything when actually all the bi women I've met are pretty stoic and a little neurotic and only turned on by 3.7 people ever. Whether you're lesbian or bi you're still you.

No. 2262714

>>2262591
>>2262684
yeah but she said ''''''''iykyk'''' like there's something sinister about period that we don't know like maybe our chi or crown chakra is blocked during our period or some shit

No. 2262765

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>>2262685
>>2262693
genuinely think hanging out on lc and seeing the schizo fights about mn and having sex with mn is also making me go insane with all the porno terminology people throw around act as if It's normal. Like jfc is having sex with m*n that disgusting? Also I've been drinking all night so thank you nonnies for responding, love you <3 I do feel better now. Sorry for being stupid(integrate)

No. 2262799

>>2261636
Late, but I had some SpongeBob DVDs that I'd only play when my parents were out late at night, so having that song playing in my lonely dark room freaked me out

No. 2262800

>>2262693
>Stigma around bi women expects them to be turned on by everyone and everything when actually all the bi women I've met are pretty stoic and a little neurotic and only turned on by 3.7 people ever
KEK NTA but this is so real.

No. 2262813

>>2262765
Now that I know you're a newfag I take back all my advice and curse you to live a life of confusion and clouded vision.

No. 2262828

>>2262800
Literally me too what the hell.

No. 2262856

Growing up I used to videochat strangers smoking meth on discord but nothing bad ever happened to me while all of my mutuals in heavily moderated queer groups have been groomed. Troons are more dangerous than methheads and my confession is that I think that’s fucking hilarious

No. 2262931

This is probably going to sound horrible and selfish but I miss when my friend was still with her ex and had zero libido because she wasn't attracted to him anymore, we used to do cultural outings and go to cute coffee shops, now all she cares about is chasing dick.

No. 2263058

I'm so shallow I went to pay at a specific cashier just because she was beautiful. I was blushing the whole time and almost dropped my phone. Looks truly are everything and I'm a victim to the parasite

No. 2263064

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My sister is only 4 years younger than me, but has two kids out of wedlock, with two different men. They are 12 years apart too. I pretend on the surface not to judge her, but I think she's a massive failure, and she did this to herself. Now all she does is post "Be patient, love will come" meme on social media. I love her, but I cant take her seriously at all.

No. 2263105

>>2261394
that sounds terrifying. one time i was in a whiteout storm on a country road which felt just as terrifying because we could not see the road and there were no lights around. i was with my douchebag ex who refused to stop driving and just powered through and i really wasn't sure if we would make it home. one of the most scary experiences i have had. but we survived

No. 2263106

I helped get Nick Fuentes’ house set on fire. I also have an airtight alibi. I will never be stopped. I will never be sorry.

No. 2263108

>>2263106
Lol that's cool if it's true, good work

No. 2263112

>>2262507
just tell her. that's the whole reason you're there. you have to be honest if you really want to change it

No. 2263114

>>2263058
grow up

No. 2263115

>>2263106
I hope this is true. If it is, please continue to use your powers to hurt more men, and thank you for your service

No. 2263123

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No. 2263128

>>2263106
Will we see it on the news?

No. 2263186

>>2263064
I seriously think that children are a hindrance to any woman’s career and life in general kek.
I want children I think, but I like being stable, having a career more, so I’ll probably have none. I also don’t think having children with men is worth it, so it will probably hard for me to be single and do IVF kek.

No. 2263330

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>>2261866
You're telling me she's not? I only play TS2, I thought she was an addition to TS4 like that Doodlepip thing was lmao

No. 2263349

>>2261605
>>2261636
>>2261660
I never found it scary or relaxing, I found it made me sort of sad, along with other movie credits, it's like I was like welp back to life, I guess. I used to sit in front of the TV with my sister all day

No. 2263580

I stole a few of my dad's vinyls and sold them without him knowing.

No. 2263596

>>2263580
I would disown you

No. 2263968

I don't really watch the videos my friend sends me of her just petting her cats

No. 2264005

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Just used an AI chatbot where I played as a man fucking my femboy maid's asshole just like in my yaois that I read.

I feel so disgusted and ashamed of myself afterwards for being turned on by it, I vowed to never bow down to the AI overlords but this just happened. I want to kill myself.

No. 2264014

>>2263580
So your fatass could doordash huh

No. 2264117

>>2264005
Happens to the best of us, nonny.

No. 2264201

I had a job interview and was pretty nervous but the guy was so fucking nice to talk to and just radiated this kindness and reassurance I was lowkey swooning over him fml I also tend to have vaguely borderline inappropriate relationships with my bosses so not sure what that says about me.

No. 2264204

>>2263186
it's too bad women can't reproduce asexually

No. 2264218

I used to have visiting New Orleans on my bucket list, it was the first place in North America I wanted to experience because I was enthralled by its culture
But then hurricane Katrina happened
The tragedy and the response to it totally crushed my dreams
I ended up visiting New York, to see the staple of US culture.
I still want to see the Grand Canyon and will, those are some majestic rocks. But I will never get over not experiencing the culture, rocks cannot compare

No. 2264227

>>2264218
New Orleans is still there people live there still it's real you can still go visit I don't understand this post probably just trolling or really dumb!

No. 2264236

>>2264227
Yes, people still live there but it's not the same
You don't understand why such an inadequate response to a catastrophic natural disaster would remove the magic from the place?
I no longer think of it as this cool cultural centre, I associate it with racism and government neglect and incompetence

No. 2264238

>>2264236
Yeah the ever romantic French quarter was so glamorous before the hurricane… doubt your presence will be missed lol

No. 2264248

>>2264238
Why are you so triggered by my tourist confession
Come visit my city, we can kiss and make up in front of the NATO-bombed Ministry of Defence ruins

No. 2264252

>>2264248
Lol I wasn't the first anon asking, I just thought you were being dramatic. If you really wanted to go, you could go.

No. 2264273

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I almost dated a pedo once. I was 16, he was 18-19. I never liked him but i wanted to get back to the guy that rejected me in hs. Anyways, he was hitting on me and my low self esteem ass started to hit on him back, we went to a concert together and we held hands, had my first kiss(it was disgusting because he had rotting teeth), when i came back home some friend from facebook rt some pictures the police took of a room with anime posters after a CP raid. It was the room of the guy i met. I was 16 so i was like ''wtf lol is this your room @pedo'' and he DM me telling me to delete my comment, he told me that when he was 16 he sent a ''funny'' video of some guy putting his dick in a baby to a friend and he got raided after that. He never got arrested. Now, looking back, i don't believe him. In my country you dont go to jail for sending that crap, around the same time of the raid there was a ''viral'' video in my country of people sending eachother cp to shook eachother, everyone in my school had seen it, my teachers saw it, my fucking grandmother saw it, no one got raided. I think he was into some darker shit. I can't believe he never went to jail for that, fuck my country. Anyways, that blackpilled me forever from dating moids and i am a 25yo virgin now and glad.

No. 2264283

>>2264252
I don't want to go anymore, I used to want to go before the hurricane

No. 2264290

>>2264283
Wow so just like the government of the United States, you too will abandon New Orleans after Katrina. This is a travesty. What did New Orleans ever do to you?

No. 2264291

>>2261462
Are you carrey-chan, by chance?

No. 2264293

I obsessively online stalk cute moids I know irl. Most moids have bad opsec so it's very satisfying and helps with the immmersion fantasy. I'll fantasize about them obsessively as well, especially if I'm depressed. It's like a coping mechanism I've had for as long as I can remember.

No. 2264296

>>2264283
anon not even the people care about Katrina anymore. I've been going to New Orleans regularly all my life and yeah it was shitty, but everyone moved on and the city is pretty much the same now in terms of people and city culture as before the hurricane. you're being weird

No. 2264373

>>2264291
kek i thought the same thing, i distinctly remember the time she outed herself during one of the hair color fights and constantly bringing up her ethnicity. idk how she doesn't get bored of this.

No. 2264377

>>2261460
Ikr she could literally just bleach it kek

No. 2264378

sometimes i do feel sorry for her. but most of the time, i don't

No. 2264399

>>2264273
>16 he sent a ''funny'' video of some guy putting his dick in a baby to a friend and he got raided after that.
I hope he dies

No. 2264580

>>2264218
i went there like three years after the hurricane and it was shocking but theres honestly no holding new orleans down or stopping that magic. i was a kid and i could feel it.

No. 2264671

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a bank clerk froze my accounts after i told her to kill herself because her kids would be better off without her. jokes on her cuz shes probably gonna lose her job for doing that lmfao

No. 2264672

>>2264671
What on EARTH is the context for that?

No. 2264676

>>2264672
>be stuck in Halfords trying to collect bike
>cant collect until card works
>card wont work
>card machine demanding pin
>idk my pin number and have never had to use it before
>call bank
>never had this problem before
>endure intense humiliation in public due to card declining, unable to get home, literally stranded miles from home
>be on hold for a fucking HOUR on and off
>i try to explain with incredible patience my situation and tell her i cant get home without the meagre £14 needed to release my bike from Halfords
>she puts me on hold again for 15 mins
>after wasting my time for an hour this bitch clerk tells me she won't authorise emergency atm withdrawal even though its literally an emergency
>tell her to kill herself and that her kids would be better off without her (true)
>dumb bitch sinks her own ship to kill the captain and freezes my accounts and disables my account

this woman is human filth and i will do everything in my power to make sure she loses her job for humiliating and endangering me

yes i know im in the wrong and that ITA but i dont care.

No. 2264705

I didn't even know Jews were a race until a few years ago. I always thought they were just white people who followed a different religion.

No. 2264707

>>2264676
I'm on your side. Fuck that hoe

No. 2264711

>>2264676
if you abuse bank staff they can actually just close your accounts and mail your money back to you, you don’t have like a right to be a customer at a bank. you have rights as a customer and if you had played this differently you might have gotten your way. instead you’ll likely have to find a new bank.

No. 2264713

>>2264711
I HOPE THEY FUCKING DO because my mortgage interest rate is insane and presumably if they refuse to do business with me then I would not have to pay an early repayment charge. Let them fucking close my accounts i swear to god.

No. 2264716

>>2264676
>humiliating and endangering me
damn anon why don't you remember your pin number like a normal person
>this has never happened to me
okay well sometimes ATMs and other registers will ask for your PIN I have no idea how you've made it this far in life without it
>tells random woman to kill herself because of policy at the bank
>emergency
>can't unlock bike
dawg you gotta reconsider what an emergency is because if I had some retard call my job and say they don't know their own PIN but they need an emergency transaction, I wouldn't trust them at all. I would wonder why the fuck they don't know their pin. Enjoy finding a new bank because you're a retard

No. 2264717

>>2264716
I am already planning on changing bank anyway Natwest are fucking faggots after treating me like that.

No. 2264718

>>2264014
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

No. 2264719

>>2264717
Nona ignore these annoying fatties trying to sound smart. The bank bitch knew about your situation and chose not to help you. I'm also on your side. Hawk tuah on these einstein wannabe hoes. Hawk TUAHHH on you bitches(integrate)

No. 2264720

>>2264676
>>idk my pin number and have never had to use it before
You're joking, right?

No. 2264721

>>2264005
The universal, haunting shame of post schlick clarity kek

No. 2264722

>>2264713
imagine they just take her to court for the full amount

No. 2264723


No. 2264731

>>2264723
if she harasses and abuses a business she owes a debt to, they’re not just going to cancel the debt when they cease doing business with her. they’ll take her to court to get the money when closing out her accounts. like if you closed a bank account with -1000 in it. they’re not just going to say all good they’ll send it to collections.

No. 2264733

>>2264005
Unironically less shameful than me role-playing as a manic pixie dream bf that can't stop having sex to the point in which the bots are like "pls have mercy".
It's so retarded, I can't look at my responses afterwards because I feel like an idiot.
This is me talking as a retard that used to be into the same 5 rule 34 videos for years.

No. 2264735

>>2264733
>This is me talking as a retard that used to be into the same 5 rule 34 videos for years
This is me kek, why change what isn't broken

No. 2264736

>>2264005
I've done…worse things. Don't worry anon.

No. 2264742

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>>2264731
Reading a similar case on the Guardian and judging by this, it seems like banks are not allowed to just close a mortgage.

No. 2264743

>>2264742
probably what will happen to her then.

No. 2264748

>>2264720
I live in a civilized country why would I ever need to type my pin in? This isn't the 90s.

No. 2264752

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>>2264743
If Natwest close my current accounts I would not give a single shit.

No. 2264754

>>2264676
>idk my pin number
That's so dumb, that's 100% on you. How can you not know your pin number? It's like getting mad at an airline because they won't let you fly without your passport, or getting mad at the people who made your car because you lost your keys and now can't drive. You fucking idiot, fuck you for allowing this dumb fucking story to even appear before my eyes.

No. 2264758

>>2264754
It's a brand new card I didn't get a chance to memorise it

No. 2264769

File: 1731873943208.jpeg (103.6 KB, 736x736, IMG_3132.jpeg)

I still like listening to this album as an adult kek

No. 2264772

>>2264748
To withdraw cash? Which I do because I had time when I couldn't use my card in stores or restaurants where they had issues with their machine. Maybe it depends on each bank or country, but on top of withdrawing cash I also need to type my pin if I spend more than 50€.

No. 2264781

i'm going to meet my online bf in one month but i'm scared because i feel fat as hell lol i'm 5'0 and 132 lbs

No. 2264782

>>2264781
fuck off

No. 2264795

>>2264782
nonna why…

No. 2264800

>>2264781
Bring a taser just in case

No. 2264802

>>2264748
>>2264676
You are a special kind of retarded, I feel bad for the woman you went full Karen on.
>card wont work
>card machine demanding pin
>idk my pin number and have never had to use it before
Yes, card machines usually ask for your PIN.. seriously what is wrong with you? It's a surprise to me that you have a mortgage because you sound like a zoomer who needs a caretaker to manage her finances.

No. 2264803

>>2264795
>>2264781
>online bf
go back

No. 2264810

>>2264781
No offense anon but if he's dating online he probably doesn't have enough on offer to be choosy. Who gaf how fat you are as long as you know that you're better than any moid who dates you. Bring some bear mace just in case though

No. 2264814

>>2259946
Why would you post this. Now I want to see it too

No. 2264825

>>2264802
I literally am a zoomer

No. 2264830

>>2264829
That's okay with me.

No. 2264834

>>2264825
A retarded zoomer*
Fixed that for you, I hope the bank closes your account for being a sperg that can't control her emotions like a real person.

No. 2264836

>>2264825
Most zoomers with a bank account and a card are more responsible than you, mortgage or not.

No. 2264839

>>2264834
I don't owe anyone emotional regulation. Don't piss me off, I won't get angry, simple(infight bait)

No. 2264841

>>2264839
Nta but I just know you have temper tantrums in public kekkkk

No. 2264842

>>2264841
i actually said it to her really calmly

No. 2264847

>>2264842
So you're cool and edgy too? That's amazing.

No. 2264849

>>2264847
im perfect

No. 2264851

>>2264676
This is bait and you're actually the custoner service lady. If not, she is very based either way.

No. 2264854

What is with these retarded 18 year olds coming here

No. 2264855

>>2264676
This is bait. This is bait.

No. 2264857

>>2264671
Nobody would lose their job for this and your call was probably recorded in this fake ass fairy tale story. Shit b8.

No. 2264858

>>2264855
Already stated that I didn't post this here expecting support for my actions, I know I'm in the wrong i just don't care.

No. 2264870

>>2264858
>I know I'm in the wrong
Obviously not since in this fantasy tantrum you said she was "sinking the ship" and going to be fired. Delusional as you are, this is weak and I wouldn't even entertain it as real. On the off chance it were, you're absolutely going to be on a bunch of Karen ig pages stripping yourself in a grocery store and gyrating on the vegetables screaming that you're the messiah. Here's that attention you ordered.

No. 2264882

>>2264858
Will my intestines also burst into fireworks and will red balloons start appearing attached to my car?

No. 2265113

>>2264676
You were kind of dumb because the only one who was hurt by your little spectacle was only yourself kek.

No. 2265117

>>2264716
You can also check your own pin from an app kek. I have a card that I only use for online shopping because I’m going paranoid, I don’t use the pin since I only need the card number and the three letter number behind, but I can easily get the pin from my bank app.

No. 2265122

>>2264781
You’re not fat as hell, just overweight. Chubby is cute nowadays though so don’t worry.

No. 2265124

>>2264781
> online bf i
That means that
>he’s ugly and doesn’t have game in real life
Most likely case
>he’s normal looking maybe even cute but autistic
More rare
Point is you’ll probably be more attractive than him.

No. 2265237

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I live in a very shitty situation with a household member I hate living with. I just imagine mysel framing him for rape or attempted assault just to finally get that parasitic gnat out of the house so I can finally have peace again. I don’t care how fucked these intrusive thoughts are.. it feels so tempting. I’ve tried everything and nothing has worked, it’s almost like I have to be the genuine villain to get what I want.

No. 2265271

>>2265237
What are your qualms? I also think absolutely under no circumstances should you falsely accuse someone of assault. It's a disservice to victims, and you could drive him genuinely crazy enough to actually literally kill you

No. 2265317

>>2265237
That's a bad idea, if you get caught you'll be in trouble. Why not move out?
How bad is he?

No. 2265480

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>>2265237
I feel you. Manifesting cardiac arrest on his ass so my nonna can be free.

No. 2265486

Self deprecation 101 is an invaluable skill of the pretty girls' playbook

No. 2265506

I want to post thirst traps

No. 2265524

I want to get on a dating app not to date or find love, just to get validation.

No. 2265533

>>2262273
same, i used to be an active user years ago and i ended up moving to discord with some of the people i talked to the most, and i found out about half of them were nonblack women and white gay males kek.

No. 2265575

>>2265237
>household member

No. 2265639

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I've been on dates with three people in the past two weeks, fucked all of them, two of them twice already. Also had phone sex with two other people but I blocked both after post nut clarity kek. I have more dates lined up too. I love sex

No. 2265658

>>2265639
Do you test? Do you use condoms? How did you even meet that many people in this short span of a time? Are you just accepting everything that’s being thrown to you kek.

No. 2265659

>>2265639
>post nut clarity
?

No. 2265663

>>2265658
Yes and yes. Dating apps. I'm actually quite selective, I only like people who are good looking, fit and seem fun.

>>2265659
>The immediate clear mindedness or soberness an individual gains after orgasming. Also refers to the phenomena when an individual loses interest in a person after they have sex with them.

No. 2265668

>>2265663
>I'm actually quite selective
Suuuuree

No. 2265676

>>2265668
Well selective as in not liking every profile and only those that seem interesting to me, and if the conversation seems dry I move onto the next one

No. 2265678

>>2265663
>I only like people who are good looking
How do you even do that, I get attracted to like one person a year.

No. 2265692

>>2265678
My tastes are varied and I don't have a specific type. Gym rats, skaters, artist types, butches, femmes, hippies, I love them all (as long as they are conventionally attractive and take care of themselves). There's so many qualities that can be really attractive in a person. Having sex with different types of people can be fun, it's so different with everyone. Like how much chemistry you have naturally and how your bodies fit together, the stuff they do to you want done on them etc.

No. 2265695

>>2265692
Yeah, sure. That's why you're on the NEET loser website. I totally believe you, Stacy.

No. 2265696

I'm like an incel, I hate whores

No. 2265697

>>2265692
Spoiler for blogpost but ngl, this is even more incomprehensible to me as a binon kek. I also don't really have a type (especially not for women) but I'm only genuinely attracted to like 3 people a year

No. 2265698

>>2265697
Exactly the same for me, and let's not even count the fact even if I miraculously get attracted to someone they wouldn't like me anyway.

No. 2265700

>>2265695
Kek I'm actually kind of a loser myself but getting sex as a woman is so easy it doesn't matter. If I was a Stacy I wouldn't be posting about my sexual exploits to a random gossip image board for autistic women

>>2265697
It's ok, some people are just less sexual than others and there's nothing wrong with that

>>2265698
You are probably way more attractive than you think nona

No. 2265702

>>2265697
Me too kek, my last crush has been in in high school.
I’ve been kind of cynical in general, people just want to use you most of the time and they hardly know what they want in the first place especially my age group. Sex isn’t that rewarding anyway, at least for me, I’m attractive and I’ve been approached and all that, but having sex with someone who doesn’t even care about my well-being isn’t my cup of tea, I did it once just to lose my virginity and it was shitty.
But if you happen to get amazing orgasms out of it then go for it kek.

No. 2265704

>>2265702
I just don’t click with anyone and I think I’m closed off too on top of that kek.

No. 2265714

>>2265702
If you want to explore your sexuality at some point in your life, get a partner you can really trust, don't just jump into bed with anyone. There are genuinely nice people out there. But it's also completely fine to be celibate and explore your sexuality with masturbation, if that's more your cup of tea. Sex and relationships can be fun, but there's so much more to life than that. Not depending on other people is very admirable in my opinion. Relationships are always a bit messy too.

No. 2265715

>>2265695
Having sex with many people doesn't make anyone a Stacy, even the idea is laughable. She's just a hoe.

No. 2265717

>>2265700
>You are probably way more attractive than you think nona
I don't get approached, asked out or flirted with, maybe I'm pretty but I'm definitely not attractive.

No. 2265719

>>2265717
>I don't get approached, asked out or flirted with
nta but that could be a good thing nona! your beauty isnt held by what moids think is attractive you can be pretty by your own standards, i dont know why so many women dont consider themselves pretty or beautiful if they arent catcalled or harassed by moids ,im fucking tired of being pestered by moids its more relaxing to hang out in public without the added risk of a moid trying to piss you off

No. 2265720

>>2265717
Nowadays you get barely approached in real life. I used to get approached at least once or twice whenever I was going out on a Saturday night with my friends. People just use social media and dating apps, the idea of flirting is now sliding in your DMs or swiping on Tinder.
You are not the problem nonna.

No. 2265722

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I like stitching together pictures of thin and fat people for comparison purposes
I also got banned from CC after asking questions about what pictures are postable

No. 2265734

>>2265668
Sure Jan

No. 2265757

>>2265639
What is phone sex and how does it work? I am a virgin and a prude. But very curious.

No. 2265766

>>2265271
I obviously was never going to do it, it’s just passing thoughts that you really shouldn’t think about I guess, I guess it’s just thoughts you have when you’re in a situation you ultimately can’t control. Power fantasies
>>2265317
He sucks, always sucked ever since I was born. Just a parasite. A parasite that managed to have a girlfriend despite him being an absolute loser and somehow that entire year of having a job he didn’t save up and think the relationship would’ve ended, all of the dudes in my family think they’re entitled to women’s time, emotional and financial labor and support. I’m not trying to frame myself as a victim, I’m literally trying to make myself less victimized and irritated by this dark situation in my life but I feel stagnant no matter what I try to do. I’m also not in a good financial place to move out unfortunately, I know that makes me a “loser” but I’m only in my early 20s. I confronted him before and height after it he whispered “I guess I’ll kill myself” like I’m supposed to care because I really don’t care, he’s too narcissistic to ever think his life is truly worthless. It’s just emotional blackmail, he’s disgusting.
>>2265480
Thank you.
>>2265575
How else was I supposed to describe him? It’s a household member…

No. 2265817

>>2265757
It means she talks over the phone and the other person talks over the phone to exchange depravities in sound waves through… the phone

No. 2265818

Heather started following me on instagram holy kek

No. 2265832

>>2265818
she followed me a few months back too, during one of her spergouts even so i was scared she somehow knew

No. 2265934

>>2265719
>>2265720
Nah I don't believe it, what you're saying is just fake reassurance for losers like, I'm not a zoomer and everyone around me managed to get a partner organically through work, school or whatever except me, I must have bad vibes or something.

No. 2265955

>>2265639
Stop using cute kitty picture for your degeneracy

No. 2266071

Sometimes my nigel comes home and I get so weirded out that a man lives at my house. Like sometimes I am like "who are you and why are you over?"- I never would say it to his face but its a weird feeling. I never feel this with other women but with men I just can't comprehend. And then he has to sleepover? Like the whole thing just weirds me out.

No. 2266079

I don't know if i actually am bisexual or if i just have a big butt fetish particularly on women. I never actually had a romantic interest in a women before, only men, but i just am not sexually aroused by dicks or men the same way i am aroused by womens butts. I dont even know why? I remember being weirdly obsessed with butts even as a kid. Mens butts are gross to me. They are too blocky and flat.

No. 2266080

>>2265639
you sound like an addict. be careful

No. 2266083

>>2266071
it's okay to not live with a man

No. 2266085

>>2266083
I think we might break up tbh, nothing is wrong but I just don't think I can live with him or any man. I prefer my own space a lot.

No. 2266105

No one has ever said I type like a moid but I get scared I type like a moid.

No. 2266107

>>2266105
if it makes you feel any better (or worse idgaf) I have been accused several times of being a man for arbitrary reasons on lolcow and I still don't know exactly what any of the anons meant by it, nor do I think I will ever really understand

No. 2266134

>>2266105
last time an anon said I sounded male it turned out to be blaine and he was banned kek so take posts like that with a grain of salt

No. 2266527

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when i was 12 i had a sketchbook exclusively for drawing torture scenes. like a guy being tortured with every new medieval contraption i learned about, or being whipped or stabbed. yes my mom found it.

No. 2266528

>>2266527
Ryona queen

No. 2266616

Im honestly doubtful I'll ever fuck a moid again. It's always been a disappointing experience that made me wish I was alone with my vibrator instead. Plus I can't really cum from PIV sex alone. Im putting all my hopes into the possibility of having an android sexbot in the future so I can get rid of the longing for physical intimacy I go through every few weeks. Im really hoping we can all have cute android husbandos in our lifetimes. I know people argue that it can't replace a really human's touch/intimacy, but Im just too traumatized by moids for that to deter me.

No. 2266626

>>2266527
how much trouble were you in?

No. 2266635

Sugar makes me feel like I’m crack. I would be a crack addict if I had more courage to ruin my life even more kek

No. 2266638

>>2266527
One day we’ll see you on the news.

No. 2266639

>>2265766
> I confronted him before and height after it he whispered “I guess I’ll kill myself”
lmao

No. 2266644

Someone posted a vid that’s an ad for a stupid genderspecial underwear brand with a really cute TIF in the previous FTM thread and I can’t stop watching it. God forgive me

No. 2266653

My retardation has caused a lot of turmoil in this site. I'm kinda embarrassed in hind-sight…

No. 2266655

>>2266653
What you do

No. 2266673

I miss when FaceApp had the morph features, it's no fun anymore

No. 2266728

Racism genuinely gets me down

No. 2266729

I wanna draw cc's bio-chan but that thread is buried down and that site is infested with troon trash and possible underage twitterfags

No. 2266750

>>2266729
heres both links to biochan but i dont see how this is a confession? its more suited to be in help me find thread
https://crystal.cafe/b/res/85849.html#85849
https://crystal.cafe/b/res/135972.html

No. 2266757

>>2266750
No I know where the threads are and all (appreciate it though) but it feels like a confession because it's like those reasons I listed are a deterrent to me drawing her. I don't know I'm sleep deprived and make zero sense

No. 2266888

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>>2265818
Omg anon I love heather I'm so jealous!

No. 2266890

>>2266728
I know this doesn't really help or change anything, but no genuinely happy and complete person is a racist.

No. 2266901

>>2266890
Not true at all
People live their entire happy, fulfilled, complete lives with never giving a single thought to the position of gypsies nor their own interactions with them

No. 2266907

>>2266890
Depends how you define happy and complete. There are some people who have good luck in life and are also horrible people, unfortunately.

No. 2266908

>>2266626
she thought it was weird but she understood i was just expressing myself and had a hobby.

No. 2266969

>>2266907
I think they mean that deep inside they hate themselves (even if their life looks fine on the surface). most hateful people tend to be projecting

No. 2267064

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Goodbye Jodi Arias… I must delete this picture of you off my phone now as my ex is pressing assault charges against me and I might face time behind bars. It's still an open case so I could wait to see how it turns out but my mental health has hit rock bottom. I didn’t show up to work today. I changed my number. Turns out all it takes is couple taps on the screen. I’ll probably miss you guys as well. Been on this site since my teenage years. I’m gonna pack my things and go on a long hike now.

No. 2267065

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>>2267064
Salute.

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>>2267064
your ex sounds like a bitch, long live jodi

No. 2267201

I met a girl when I was 12. On my 13th birthday she gave me a notebook and calligraphy set as a present. I cherished it too much as being an object touched by her to ever write in it.

When she went on to high school, I declined spots in two prestigious schools to follow her to the local one. We never shared any classes, but we switched from emails to AIM and spent hours and hours chatting every night, and any time in school we ever got together. I didn't care about almost anything but admiring her, thinking about what clever things I could say to her next, attempting to make myself more likeable, more similar to her in the most pathetic ways that would ultimately backfire.

She decided to stop talking to me when I was 16 for reasons that were completely founded, completely my fault, and completely unforgivable.

When she graduated, I dropped out of school. I was already failing and there was little point in continuing the charade.

My parents' house was foreclosed on when I was 18 and away at college and almost everything I had owned was thrown away, as was my idiotic request. I never thought I'd see the journal again, and the laptop that had all of our messages, art, photos of each other was lost. I never stopped thinking about her, and I never stopped following her online presence from afar. It's been whittled down to just two accounts that I'm aware of, and they rarely see use. I still check them every day. I sent an anonymous message once and never got a reply.

Now I'm almost 30 years old and married and my father sent me a box of old books he'd had that were mine that he'd saved from the house. In it was the journal she gave me 18 years ago.

For the past three nights I've dreamed the most vivid dreams about her. I've barely been functional at work. All I can think about is her as a person, what she might be doing, the pain she's in that only got worse through the years. I could have helped her if I'd been brave enough to be myself instead of branding myself a pathological liar, making up stories 'as ridiculous as a child saying he'd visited the moon.' I hated my pathetic, limited life so much this fantasy world was my only escape, and she was the only one I wanted to have with me. I could have been with her still. I was never even courageous enough to admit to myself that I loved her. 'Myself' was barely even a person at all, and I doubt it was capable of love then.

She is the most intelligent, talented, creative, and beautiful person I will ever meet.

This agony will never end for as long as I live.

No. 2267314

I've been so lazy recently my only meals have been protein powder and oat fibre

No. 2267320

I lolled when some anon commented that Charlotte Sartre made an omelette in her ass

No. 2267325

>>2267201
>She decided to stop talking to me when I was 16 for reasons that were completely founded, completely my fault, and completely unforgivable
Did you try to pull some irl yandere behaviour or something?

No. 2267359

>>2267325
No, I was a pathological liar. She finally got tired of me making up ridiculous stories and claiming that I had made random pieces of art I found online and suchforth. Imagine if you were speaking to someone and half of the conversation was LARPing at believing someone's posturing, or pretending something obviously false was true. You basically aren't speaking to a real person at that point, you're just assisting to uphold a fantasy.

I do suspect the particular time she made her decision to stop speaking with me was influenced by a belief I trying to steal her boyfriend, although that I truly did not do. I can understand why she would think that, but how could she have ever believed my claims to the contrary?

No. 2267365

>>2267064
No what the fuck happened

No. 2267390

I wish Sam hyde a painful death but fish tank has been so kino I literally can’t stop watching

No. 2267400

>>2267390
Sam hyde that pedo who punched his 15year old sex victim?

No. 2267422

>>2267390
how can you watch that dumb shit

No. 2267426

i do not want to do anything today.

No. 2267529

>>2267426
Neither do I but I have to
Guess it's time to survive my workday without mentally shattering

No. 2267539

One time I sent my ex a screamer and he didn't talk to me for three days because it scared him and he was mad. When I think about it I chuckle

No. 2267595

>>2267064
Nonnina can’t you say that you were abused too?

No. 2267602

>>2267539
I sent an Elfen Lied screenshot to a girl I didn't like in highschool, not my proudest accomplishment.

No. 2267623

>>2267602
Kek anon what screenshot was it? I need to know. I owned the box set and I used to bring it to school and would ask the boys in computer class to come watch it with me to freak them out. No regrets on my part.

No. 2267673

>>2267623
The one where Nana gets her fingers cut off, one of those money shots that were in all the trailers and advertisements. Not the worst thing considering all the shit happening in EL but the girl wasn't familiar with anime shit so it was probably shocking to her, I was also scared she might recognize me since I was one of the few weebs she knew kek.

No. 2267791

I wish I was surrounded by people like me because I feel so inferior. People around me are all normal, with an average life and achievements, with a love life and projects. I'm a stupid ugly virgin who doesn't want to do shit in life and struggles to get out of bed. I'm pathetic, I don't know why I'm close to these people who are so different and that much better. I can tell they think I'm weird, I know they keep me around out of pity, because they can see I'm a lonely retard. If I had other people like me around then I wouldn't feel constantly inferior, like I'm literal trash. And I can't change what I am, no matter how hard I try. I'll never be normal.

No. 2267852

I love kitten heels, clothes and makeup ,I’m a textbook girly girl, I’m sorry nonnas. I don’t put tons of makeup though, just some foundation , blush and eyeliner.
I’m trying to distance myself from it.

No. 2267857

I just saw a nazi pickme post about male suicide rates and how men's mental health is important and I cringed, am I misandristic for this?

No. 2267888

>>2267857
This is less of a confession and more for the stupid questions thread kek

No. 2267956

>>2267791
this is not the vent thread, retard.

No. 2268115

It seems I can't control my fixations. I usually get fixated on cartoons and such, but now, my brain decided to be obsessed with a guy. This would be justified if he was a celebrity or something, but he's just some random guy.
He's an indie musician that lives nearby. I know where he lives and his family, I tend to pass near his home when I have the chance just to (maybe) be able to catch a glimpse of him.
I like looking for information about him, I recently found his full name and ID number.
When I feel sad I tend to look at his pictures. I'm still angry because he decided to delete all his instagram posts, so to compensate, I've downloaded all the pictures and videos available of him lol. I don't know if he has realized what I've been doing, I hope not. I miss his pictures.
I don't think this is romantic, I just really like him in a weird way. I want to see him play live again.
I sometimes fantasize how he would look like under pain. I guess I'm creative.

No. 2268131

>>2268115
Relatable

No. 2268184

My mum was taught at a Catholic school in Ireland in the 60s and 70s and converted to a protestant when she married my dad. I think the punishment beatings really did a number on her. Before true crime shows took off for broken and battered women to binge she would read books about battered women and child abuse. She bad mouthed nuns and priests so much to me that if she suspected bad behaviour the mention of being sent to confession felt like psychological warfare and agreeing with whatever to appease her and not face priests. When The Magadalene Sisters film came out I was still in primary school and she made me watch it and told me of the abuse she had from the nuns and hinted at the priests being dirty bastards. I was told to never trust a nun. My mum had her own period of being a fucking tyrant and lauding weird new punishments she'd read from books that were decrying these methods. Thankfully she never waterboarded me in the bath or knocked me out with bleach but she loved to get physical. I blame the nuns since I've forgiven her now. They broke my mum

No. 2268352

>>2266527
i get it

No. 2268407

>>2267956
The confession is that I wish I had different people around me. Thanks.

No. 2268495

>>2267064
Nonnie noooo, say he hit you too, remember it's all hearsay when it comes to this kind of case

No. 2268628

>>2266527
I did that too when I was 10. I often watched creepypastas and videos such as mlp cupcakes. I made emo evil characters that tortured people and daydream how they do it. I still do it until this day.
My mom found out about it but pretended she didn't know, and sent me to a psychologist.
Coincidentally, my father passed away that year before I started drawing that stuff. I don't know if it's related somehow.

No. 2268651

I haven’t had very many dumb bitch moments but one makes me wince. A couple years ago I made a fake tinder account to see what it was like. The hookup and talking to strangers aspect was weird to me (and still is) which is why I didn’t join as myself. My plan was to just people watch but I wound up matching with several guys I remembered from high school and stupidly started talking to one of them.

After a month of talking off app and setting up a movie date with him, what made me a dumb bitch was completely forgetting that I had 1. originally connected on with him on tinder and 2. matched with him on a fake account. The morning of the movie date it finally dawned on me that I was a damn catfish. I used pictures of a girl with similar weight and natural hair color but everything else was off - she was taller than me with a different haircut and more angular face. I had tried to use pictures from far away that didn’t show her full face but it was obvious we were different people. Logically I should’ve canceled or just ghosted him but I really was a dumb bitch. There were red flags as well on his end I didn’t even find him attractive. It’s a mystery to me why I decided to go through with the date even though I was already planning on never seeing him again and was definitely not going to do anything remotely intimate.

He picked me up and initially it didn’t seem like he noticed I was a fucking catfish but once we got to the theater his demeanor changed. Half-way through the movie I went to the bathroom and contemplated calling someone to pick me up but again, I was a dumb bitch and went back out. The movie ended and it’s clear this guy is pissed off. I’m not ugly but I did catfish him so it wasn’t unwarranted. He drove me home and awkwardly hugged me in the car before speeding off as soon as I got out. That was the end of him, luckily, but a few months later I had a weird interaction with a girl that still bothers me.

She was a cashier at a shop my mom and I were shopping at. She had the same name and hair color as me. My mom pointed this out and the girl got really tense and just nodded her head. She wouldn’t say a word to either of us and just continued to nod at whatever my mom said. She wouldn’t look at me at all. Now I know 100% I didn’t use her pictures because I used a small influencer’s from another country but she did more closely resemble the girl in the pictures than I did. I realize it would be a reach for her to even know about my then deleted fake account, let alone think I was trying to be her, but the interaction left me questioning some things. She could've just been a weird shopgirl or was having an off day but I still wonder if there was some weird connection…

No. 2268685

Ngl it’s super easy to not get banned constantly and to shitpost/have fun on this website but I’m just too mentally unstable at the moment to commit to my calmer periods for a long length of time. It’s like my personality is oriented towards chaos and mayhem

No. 2268697

>>2266527
when I was ten I drew my mom as a sexy anthro fox and showed it to my computer class instructor so he could help me upload it to my personal geocities website

No. 2268702

>>2268697
assuming this is just childhood innocence and not due to any creepiness from your mom, that is adorable.

No. 2268714

>>2268702
I learned about furries through a mormon neopets user and didn’t know about the sexual deviancy part kek

No. 2268740

>>2268714
>mormon neopets user
oh that's an image.

No. 2268772

I want to have sex but I don’t want a scrote. I hate being straight, fuck this shit. But I’ll tag it out, I’ll buy a dildo.

No. 2268900

>>2268772
buy one, changed my life. I love rabbits

No. 2268951

>>2268900
What is a rabbit nonna?

No. 2269073

>>2268951
its a vibrator with a little 'ear'/wing for the clitrious, its really a good time.

No. 2269147

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I used to play this game when I was 8, I really loved it and I really thought that I was raising my baby kek, same goes with my dog in the nintendogs.
I think I’d like to have a baby on my own, I’ve always found them very enriching , even when my siblings were younger (we have a bit more than a decade of difference) I really loved taking care of them, despite the crying kek. Children can teach us so many things, they have such innocence and uncorrupted view of point.
I don’t think I’ll be able to have my child though, I’m focusing on my degree and my job will be too far tasking for me to properly care about my baby and I don’t think I can give up my career either.

No. 2269148

>>2269147
I’d like to be a single mom though, IVF or adoption.

No. 2269155

>>2269147
>>2269148
I feel the same way too, I like kids for the most part (inb4 gen alpha's anger issues/illiteracy, I know, but that's their parents' fault more than anything else) and I think I'd like to have one someday, but the thought of pregnancy and shacking up with a scrote scares me kek

No. 2269181

>>2269155
I wish we could reproduce like bacteria kek. Having a child for a man is not worth it in my opinion.

No. 2269183

>>2269155
Is gen alpha illiterate? I remember everyone saying the same about zoomers but we all know by now thats not true

No. 2269222

I am homophobic in the sense that I hate gays and bi scrotes but love bisexual women and lesbian women. Fuck men, I don’t care about any solidarity kek, same goes for racism, I’m black but I’m still racist against other black men, Indians, Koreans, Caucasian etc.

No. 2269238

>>2268115
imagine just living your life and some random stranger gets fixated on you like this. i don't know if i would be flattered or scared.

No. 2269243

>>2268651
i liked this story. thanks for sharing.

No. 2269246

>>2269238
I wouldn’t, it sounds scary as hell.

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When I was 16 this guy in my class started heavily flirting with me (touching my thigh, asking to pick me up, etc). I flirted back with him. We were talking and he mentioned that he used to date this girl I knew, let’s call her B. I asked him if he was dating anyone at the moment and he said “it’s complicated” (I should have known that this is moid code for “I already have a girlfriend and I want to cheat on her”, but I’m retarded). Soon afterwards he started ignoring me and flirting with yet another girl in my class. I tried to warn her that he was a thot but she told him what I had said. He flew into a rage and accused me of trying to seduce him, claiming that he never flirted with me and he had been dating B the whole time.

Should I reach out to B and apologize to her or would that be weird? It’s been 2 years since this happened.

No. 2269316

>>2269280
How do 18 year olds even find this site? What went wrong in your life? Not even trying to be mean but I can't imagine being 18 in 2024 and posting on LC. Like really what drew you here, why do you come here, how did you find this place? Why don't you go and get offline and live your life instead? Saying that as someone who wasted too much of my youth here.

To answer your Q: you're 18 now you should be focused on forgetting high school ever happened and losing touch with everyone you knew from high school. You're an adult now nobody gives a fuck what you did when you were 16. Also, please read an autist self-help book for romance. The self-help book for autistic people will help you learn what flirting is and how to recognize it. That's important because what you described is creepy weird shit and you called it "flirting." "Touching [your] thighs" and "picking [you] up" makes it sounds like a gorilla-sped was manhandling you. I would have went to the teacher and reported him for sexual harassment.

No. 2269321

>>2269316
You answered your own question nonna. I am a literal sperg

No. 2269333

>>2269280
Kekk that Boyd Rice pic

No. 2269365

I was a stalker who fantasized about killing this girl my crush liked and her cat because I liked him too much. This was highschool. Not anymore. Kek.

No. 2269378

>>2269316
Nta, I was 19 when I first started using Lolcor. It's not that unusual.

No. 2269560

I'm married to a moid but there is one female youtuber I'm 99% sure I'd have sex with but that is such a strange realisation to have because I am pretty sure I am straight?

No. 2269572

>>2269560
Just convert to buddhism and be done with it.

No. 2269613

>>2269572
Kek what

No. 2269629

>>2269378
My confession is that I started using LC when I was 16 because a girl at school showed me Luna's very early threads.

No. 2269640

>>2267857
You know we dont believe in that word on lolcow. It's just not a thing. Men should kill themselves more.

No. 2269705

>>2269378
Different anon but it only feels weird to me because it means most of the 18 year olds here were barely in middle school when lc started taking off

No. 2269724

>>2269705
If she's 18 now, she was only 8 when LC was made.

No. 2269876

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Confession: I caught myself developing a weird fixation on a streamer I really like a while back, but was able to kind of beat myself back into normalcy about him. The other day though, I gave in and used his bot on Janitor Ai…. I think it's ruined me. I am so insanely attracted to this person right now I genuinely feel like an animal. I literally was able to get off to just watching a stream of his it's SO BAD. I'm not sure if it has anything to do with me ovulating right now but I simply cannot even focus until I get myself off at least. I need to master lucid dreaming so I can finally fuck him and be free

No. 2269896

>>2269876
who is the streamer

No. 2269898

>>2269896
mizkif

No. 2269921

>>2269896
I can't fucking say it…. He streamed today

>>2269898
I just googled him and had a viscerally negative reaction to his image. That is one of the most offputting human faces I've ever seen I'm so sorry.

No. 2269924

>>2269921
HasanAbi

No. 2269932

>>2269921
is it destiny? i had a brief thing for him ashamedkek

No. 2269941

>>2269316
ntayrt but i thought thigh touching was a super common flirting method? it seems like a common trope for a reason, or is that thigh rubbing specifically?

No. 2269952

>>2269280
it would be weird and also you have absolutely nothing to apologize for since you were in the right to warn the other girl

No. 2269965

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What animal looks the most retarded to you? For me it’s the hammerhead shark. Actual mouth breathing retards just look at them.

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>>2269921
Your kaiwawu kinggg
(but yeah I know he looks like a sentient meatball and although I like emiru I find her highly untrustworthy for dating this thing)

No. 2269971

>>2269965
I think he looks brave and stunning.

No. 2269976

>>2269971
nonnette i thought this was a reply to the pic of the guy directly above kekkkkk

No. 2269982

>>2269976
No like I said he looks like a sentient meatbal

No. 2269994

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>>2269898
>>2269969
he looks like balloony



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