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No. 2046911

Confess everything. Featuring an Agnes of God threadpic for the nona who is obsessed with it.

Previous thread: >>>/ot/2003994

No. 2046916

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>>2046911
I confess that her post inspired me to create this thread for her. I hope she's doing well.

No. 2046922

smiled and agreed when a moid ranted about how drunk driving isn't that bad. If you're wondering yes he was an alcoholic. Waiting for the inevitable news story about how he killed someone in a drunk driving accident.

No. 2046929

>>2046842
I dated a 19 year old guy when I was 24 and I don’t regret it because I trained him into giving the best head I have ever received in my life. He never found out but secretly I was getting off to corrupting him and training him like a dog. At least the other women after me will get some good use out of him KEK.

No. 2047013

I have three cats, one of which belonged to my dead sister. Her cat got outside last week when the door was accidentally left open, and we couldn’t find her for a while. Today, a neighbor showed me ring cam footage of this dock down the block setting his dog on my cat for no reason at all. I’ll spare the details, but it was so bad, there was no body to bury. I know where he lives, so I confronted him, and he just laughed in my face about how he’s doing the neighborhood a favor by getting rid of strays, even though he saw my cat had a collar. I called the police, but since the dog didn’t attack a human, there’s nothing they can do. This cat was the only living thing left of my sister, and I’m not gonna take this sitting down. The retard neighbor keeps his dog tied to a rope 90% of the day, only letting it out when it’s time to walk or sleep indoors. The rope is near a doghouse, and a water bowl in his unfenced backyard. I put antifreeze in the dog’s water while he went on a walk. It’s been an hour now, and I haven’t heard anything yet. I don’t care if I get in trouble with the law. That cat meant the world to me, and if he wants to take away my beloved pet, I’ll take his.

No. 2047022

Idk if i could say my life would truly be worth living past the age of 35. I don't have a career and never really will, i have no kids, friends or a significant other so what even is the point of living other than to just survive? I know this sounds like something that belongs in the vent thread, but i am being very serious. Without those things, what even is the point of life?

No. 2047023

Sugar Daddy bought me a drink and handed me $300 cash and all I did was have a conversation about being autistic and hug him.

No. 2047025

>>2047022
That’s how I’m feeling but after getting $300 cash for monologuing about being autistic and being told he cant wait to see me again I’m feeling a lot better about being 30

No. 2047026

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>>2046916
awww thank you nona. bless you!

No. 2047027

>>2047013
jfc, I hate dogmoids so much. I am so sorry for your loss. I support you states away, nona. Men and dogs are both violent, brainless animals.

No. 2047029

>>2047013
I’d go to jail for aggravated battery I’m so sorry nonna please find some crackhead who doesn’t care about prison to beat his ass or burn his shit down for you

No. 2047044

>>2047013
This is revolting. That scum of the earth doesn't deserve to live. He thinks it's funny that his dog is killing other animals? Fuck him. It's unfortunate that it's come to this, but he shouldn't mess with you. I wish you well, nona.

No. 2047094

Momokun is hot. Shame she’s a whore.

No. 2047111

>>2047013
Shitbull and shitbull moid vibes. I would have slapped both of them around with a baseball bat before the antifreeze but

No. 2047127

>>2047013
I hope you don't get in trouble nonna

No. 2047130

>>2046929
>He never found out but secretly I was getting off to corrupting him and training him like a dog.
Based

No. 2047131

>>2046916
This is cute

No. 2047163

>>2047013
>killing the dog instead of the moid
I hope you get in trouble.

No. 2047179

>>2047163
I don’t think you noticed that killing humans is frowned upon in most places, no matter how scummy they are. Plus, my neighborhood has a few outdoor cats and a large population of strays. I’m doing them a favor by taking that thing out of the picture. I don’t need pitmommy anons (yes >>2047111 it was a shit bull) telling me that the dog was just a widdle baby and it’s the owners fault. Fuck that shit.

No. 2047185

>>2047179
You know what? Considering I'd have no qualms about poisoning cats, rabbits, birds, gophers, and dogs I have no leg to argue on. I just find it weird to punish animals have have no awareness and act on instinct rather than the humans that do have the awareness.

No. 2047201

>>2047013
Praying that it works

No. 2047230

When people said likes are going private on twitter, I thought they meant like the literal like button

No. 2047236

>>2047179
Give us an update no matter what happens and keep the tape where he did terrible things with your cat

No. 2047250

>>2047179
I can stand behind 1 evil deed to prevent more evil deeds but isn't it very likely he'll just adopt a new one within a few days? Sorry about your sister's cat

No. 2047379

>>2047013
honestly based. the dog was undoubtedly being abused by him from the start so it was likely mentally damaged and hard to rehome for being violent even if it had just been taken away from him. men who kill pets for fun are evil and shouldn't have pets on their own

No. 2047397

>>2047013
in case it didn't work the first time and you need to do it again, make sure you're pouring from a water bottle so it looks like you're just giving it water in case you get caught or there are cameras…

No. 2047449

I really hate my art rival. She’s a fucking neet and getting better than me at shit. She keeps taking all my ideas.

No. 2047451

>>2047013
Depending on where you are, leaving the dog outside for hours is illegal, especially in very hot areas. You could have the dog taken away and potentially have him barred from adopting. If he gets a dog again you can keep reporting him. I think that's better than killing the dog for not being trained and having a shitty owner is a bit unfair on one side but is he encourages or instilled this behavior it would be hard for the dog to get rehomed.

No. 2047454

If I could change my biological sex I would

No. 2047509

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I’m very close to identifying as non-binary. I’m not a minor, not a tumblr/xitter/tiktokfag, it just feels so natural to me to identify as one. I wouldn’t care about others calling me the correct pronouns I just don’t care enough to police people like that.

No. 2047515

>>2047509
Then why identify as something that no one even acknowledges? What do you even get from that?

No. 2047517


No. 2047518

>>2047509
Identifying as a “non-binary” changes nothing about you. You’re still female. You’re still a woman.

No. 2047521

>>2047509
yeah, like other nonnas said, why? what do you even gain by doing this

No. 2047531

>>2047509
I know what you mean and how you feel. I had a week ago some old guy misgender me as a man kek My name seems to be becoming unisex too and I had interviewers be a bit surprised that I'm a woman.
But going by they/them won't gain you anything, the majority doesn't care and the worst case scenario you get retarded comments about being a gendy. It's unfortunately too tied with online culture and similar bs.

No. 2047532

>>2047515
>>2047518
>>2047521
Because it feels comfortable for me it’s not for anybody else to dictate or control. I’m biologically a woman but I’m just not socially regarded as one and it makes me uncomfortable having to live life being regarded as one or the other sex. Also not intersex, and there’s nothing that’s going to change this.

No. 2047533

>>2047532
ask yourself what is being a woman

No. 2047534

>>2047397
Jesus Christ…

No. 2047536

>>2047531
It’s so tiresome and I’m done fighting it anon.. same shit always happens and I will always have my womanhood invalidated even though I was born one. I know being a gendie wouldn’t make things better but it will somehow make sense, identifying and also being a woman comes with no understanding or compassion.

No. 2047538

>>2047013
I hope you kill yourself instead.(a-logging)

No. 2047541

>>2047517
It’d just be easier that way. Won’t TiF out though. I’m not stupid, however, if I could push the button, I would.
Btw not the nonbinary anon

No. 2047542

>>2047538
I hope you get mauled by a shitbull.(a-logging)

No. 2047543

>>2047533
There is no such thing as one particular set of woman. I’m sorry to say. Trannies arent women at all but I think both sexes can have various gender/sex expressions without having to be intersex.

No. 2047546

>>2047013
I don't think you should kill his dog. Not least of all for moral reasons but it's just not gonna satisfy you and even if you kill it he will replace it with more bigger meaner dogs judging by his temperament as described. I would love to give you advice on how to actually get back at him but it would obviously break the global rules. I hope you can make him leave your neighborhood.

No. 2047548

>>2047543
it's because "being a woman" is a set list of retarded bullshit to keep us in control. being born as a XX, having an uterus and ovaries, experiencing periods, that's being a female. anything outside of biology is fluff.

No. 2047552

>>2047548
thanks anon, I’m just really confused

No. 2047554

>>2047543
it's okay to be gender nonconforming nonna, you don't have to call yourself an enby to do it. fact is people will still see and treat you as a woman because we can't transition out of misogyny. sadly society does treat gender conforming ("feminine") women better than gnc women but identifying as non-binary won't make that any better for you.

No. 2047555

>you are not supposed to feed the squirrels
>it's even been put in the newsletter
>we do it anyways (have seen them with crackers, poptarts, uncrustables)
>today one gently begged me when I threw away trash
>threw it bevitas from my cupboard
Don't tell

No. 2047556

>>2047013
when the neighbor realizes you poisoned his dog (the timing is far too coincidental and even stupid moids can put two and two together) he's going to retaliate against you and possibly your other two cats. i would be devastated if i was you too but you went about this completely the wrong way and now you're probably going to suffer even further because of it. i just hope your remaining pets aren't harmed.

No. 2047557

I would eat a dog or cat if given the chance. I think people who find that disgusting yet eat cows and pigs are huge hypocrites with cat/dogfaggotry brainworms.

No. 2047558

>>2047013
men like him makes me think fentanyl is not such a bad thing after all, it's always good when scum like this dies.

No. 2047562

>>2047556
if her other cats keep roaming they will get inevitably hurt too in different ways so it's on her too for letting her cats roam.

No. 2047569

>>2047562
Accidentally leaving the door open and the cat getting out is stupid and careless, but it's much different than a cat owner who lets their cats free roam outdoors.

No. 2047570

>>2047556
This. I feel bad but I can't help but think Anon is comepltely batshit and retarded. Instead of getting the dog taken away from its abusive and harmful owner which will make that moid barred from the adoption system, she kills it. Now when moid figures out some psycho killed his pet he's going to act equally psycho. She better hope Mr. Mittens 1 & 2 don't get out of the house and roam because they will mysteriously disappear for a long time.

No. 2047576

>>2047554
thank you other nonny

No. 2047582

>>2047576
You're welcome sweet nonna, I know you'll be able to work through things and be better than ever!

No. 2047607

I’m not enjoying being GNC anymore. People treat me really different

No. 2047627

>>2047013
couldn't you send the video to the spca or animal control or someone who can confiscate pets?

No. 2047631

>>2047607
I felt the same when I was trying to be a tomboy. I started wearing dresses again recently and not going to lie I feel happier. Maybe it's not for everyone. It's embarrassing to admit. I still don't shave, have my hair short, and don't wear makeup though.

No. 2047636

>>2047509
Me a year ago despite being peaked as fuck. I know it's retarded but I understand where you're coming from.

No. 2047646

>>2047636
I wouldn’t undo it though, because it is helping me grow a spine.

No. 2047742

>>2047013
Based and wish more owners of shitbull victims would do this. Just watch your back so he doesn't retaliate.

No. 2047803

When good things happen to other people, I really do get jealous and wish they happened to me instead.

No. 2047808

>>2047607
It's amazing how much the way people perceive you changes when you start being feminine. I never had people hold open doors for me or ask me for directions until I started having long hair and wearing dresses. But I honestly was sick of having people refer to me as as a "them" without even saying anything. So fucking annoying.

No. 2047888

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I have a crush on this squirrel

No. 2047928

>>2047532
> I’m just not socially regarded as one
Yes you are. You have a woman’s face and a woman’s figure.

No. 2047930

>>2047541
What would be easier?

No. 2047937

>>2047548
A woman isn’t a social role, a woman one group of Human beings. An adult female is a woman.

No. 2047940

>>2047888
But his nuts are all exposed.

No. 2047941

>>2047013
Me and my grandma used to do this to shit dogs we didn't like when I was a kid so don't let the haters itt get to you it's a nasty shit mutt that killed something you loved so you have to take revenge. to the haters in this thread it's called: THE HUMAN SPIRIT. stop acting like you're not a person like we are.

No. 2047950

>>2047930
Life in general. The physical strength alone, but also the respect it would garner. It’d also be nice not to have to wear a bra, and I’d be considered more attractive but that’s superficial

No. 2047964

>>2047532
>>2047532
>it’s not for anybody else to dictate or control.
I hope you realize the same thing is true for the people in your life. You can ask them to lie to your face about your gender but you can't dictate or control how they perceive you and that'll always be a woman.

No. 2047996

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I really like Death in June
I don't think Pearce is a fascist – a fascist wouldn't mix their own important imagery and symbols with such beautiful and compassionate lyrics – just a provocative gay guy with a ww2 military uniform fetish

No. 2048026

I got a benevolent newfag banned and I feel awful

No. 2048031

>>2047013
Update: He did come to my house and start getting aggressive, though he has no evidence it was me. He started shouting, cussing, even got out a gun to threaten me. Naturally, I called the police and said I have no idea what he’s talking about, and that he’s dangerous. Police show up, turns out he’s tweaking on a drug that is extremely illegal in my country, minimum sentence of 10 years for just possessing it. I was interviewed by the police, and showed them the footage of his dog killing my cat, and mentioned that a few neighbors have had their pets killed by this man (not a lie, it’s true), so it could really be anyone who poisoned his dog. With the drugs, footage of him possessing an unregistered firearm on my ring camera, and the fact he’s got an existing record, they had enough evidence to make an arrest. His next door neighbor actually approached me this morning and said she actually saw someone pour something in the dogs dish (I don’t think she knows it was me), but she said she’s not gonna report it, because that dog killed her daughters bunny while the kid was in the hospital with cancer. I’ve done my good deed, not just for me, but for the whole neighborhood and the animals. Everyone hated this guy, and he lives alone, so I doubt anyone’s gonna stand up for him.

No. 2048040

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>>2047888
He's a chipmunk, and everyone knows Alvin is better

No. 2048042

>>2047888
fellow nerd enjoyer?

No. 2048048

>>2048031
Wow, that's a good ending. What a piece of shit. His own actions caused his downfall. I hope you have a great rest of your day, nona.

No. 2048054

>>2048031
Did the dog die? You're both disgusting if you ask me. Using animals in your psychotic games. Those poor animals. Human beings are fucking monsters.

No. 2048066

when i go grocery shopping with my bfs card i feel like im on a shopping spree kek. idk why because we basically share expenses and savings but for some reason i feel less bad buying $15 hair products when its on his card

No. 2048087

>>2048054
the dog killed so many other pets though. it's very sad that the owner treated it so poorly resulting in behavior and aggression issues, but at some point it's a mercy killing. especially with the owner in jail the dog would spend the rest of its life getting passed between shelters or put down.

No. 2048090

>>2048054
The whole story smells fake anyways lol

No. 2048092

>>2048090
this kek. the story was way too embellished and perfect

No. 2048144

>>2048090
That brings me some comfort!

No. 2048240

I posted the n-word when I was 13 but I claimed it was ok because I didn’t type it out I just copy-pasted it

No. 2048312

>>2047532
just because you dont fit some hollywood definition of a woman, doesn't mean you aren't a woman. take ur meds

No. 2048393

If I could change to be male and have always been a man right now I would. Not in an active desire to transition, but to actually be a man. Every time I remember how women are treated in the medical field I am reminded I lost the coin flip at birth. I don't even enjoy reading about medical research or medical history anymore because of how revolting and hateful it is.

No. 2048419

>>2048395
Nta but what does that have to do with anything

No. 2048456

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Getting ate out rn while scrolling lolcow.

No. 2048459

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I had a meeting with a woman about my current work schedule, when she asked me to take out my laptop I had completely forgot I had LC open and for a split second she fucking saw Lori Lewd. I know she forgot it by now and the image was relatively small but thinking about it makes me want to kill myself.

No. 2048465

>>2048031
I smile every time I hear a pitbull died. I confess I’d go around picking off stray and escaped ones (which there are many) if I lived in the US still.(derailing/take it to the dog hate thread)

No. 2048482

I used to be an edtumblr and twitterfag between 2013-2018, I wish I could individually apologize to each person whose feelings I’ve hurt or anyone who I’ve made feel insecure. I used to be very harsh and unforgiving, and I felt like the only way I could stop myself from hurting others was by detaching from them completely. I’m sorry to all the women I’ve hurt.

No. 2048508

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>>2048465
>>2048031
I hope you retards know that “they’re plagues that kill other animals” is also the justification people use to shot, poison and torture feral cats. Anon “accidentally” let her cat lose and on that time, the cat could’ve gotten to a native species, so I guess the “shitbull” and anon’s cat both deserved to die.(derailing)

No. 2048517

All this cat and dog talk is reminding me of something I did years ago

No. 2048543

I wish you guys would take the dog hate to the dog hate thread. I don't like reading about you guys killing animals.
>>2048517
Don't confess here please.

No. 2048572

>>2048517
what did you do nonnie

No. 2048593

>>2048590
man I really hope you live somewhere where guns and even poison are illegal

No. 2048601

>>2048593
Well I obviously regret it now, I was like 13-14 back then

No. 2048609

>>2048590
i dont really think thats that big of a deal, obviously you shouldnt have done that but the cat was eventually either going to be eaten by a larger animal or would die from malnutrition, an infection, being hit by a car, anything. try not to make yourself feel too bad about it nonny you're past that.

No. 2048618

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I love my family a lot, so I always feel really sad whenever the future I imagine tends to be with me living in another country or in another zone of the city.
I guess it's because everyone just wants to be independent and having your own home sounds nice, but I always end up feeling kind of bittersweet, specially now that the family is so small, I guess this is what happens when you just have been spoiled all of your life.
I end up wondering just how am I even going to function in 10 years? Or in 20 years? I see PT and I worry about becoming a burden like her, I also keep looking at her thread hoping she somehow stops being a waste of space, that's because I also feel like a waste of space.
I feel the same about Shart and Jillian, they're shit people but I'm always morbidly curious about how the hell do they even manage to survive? They're younger than me but they somehow are more independent than me, they live on their own and all that stuff, and their lives look so sad and miserable that I worry that my life will also be sad and miserable once I'm all alone, as in, without my family.
I just know that my brother will just go his own way like our eldest cousin, my youngest cousin though, I wonder just what is going to be of his life?
I always worry so much about this, that I just look for whatever to study nowadays so I can feel like I'm mildly productive, but if I could, I would just sleep my life away until something good just happens to my family and we all somehow become millionaires.
In the end I just wish we could all live in a building, we could all be neighbors and we wouldn't have to worry too much about each other, we could just visit each other whenever we want and help each other whenever we need to.
But seriously, finding a job has been so difficult that I wonder, how the fuck am I going to exist? I also worry so much about the fact of actually getting hired, I'm so scared of being too retarded to work, I'm also scared of fucking up something (like a paper or project) and going to jail forever and getting murdered in jail in a sad way that not even the news would talk about because it would be too pathetic.
I just want to be remarkable and successful, I don't want to be like PT or Chris Chan.
But in the end I also think that I wish I could just exist and not worry about anything ever, it's cringe as fuck but I tend to imagine just being a cute character or doll, not in a sexual way, of course, it's more like I wish I could exchange my sentience with a doll, something would be me and I would be something that just stops being myself, I could just stop existing peacefully but I would be treated with care during my inexistent state, I could just lay on a bed or sit on a chair and just stop being myself for the rest of my life.
It's weird and cringe but I guess this is just how I end up thinking whenever I'm on my period and feeling particularly suicidal, I wish there was also a way for me to stop feeling this way during my period, it's somehow humiliating? Whenever I reflect on why the fuck I think the way I think, I end up noticing that the days before my period and during my period I feel particularly miserable, I get sick, and can barely move, and then I just want to stop existing quietly or die horribly and quickly.
Is there even a way to stop feeling like this? Not using drugs of course, I feel so retarded knowing why I feel this dread and misery but not knowing how to stop thinking this way so I can at least be mildly happy, specially because my life isn't even bad, I just want it to be better.

No. 2048623

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>>2048618
Believing our queen is a waste of space is your first mistake.
Cringe pride

No. 2048640

I have no idea why I like men with mustaches so much. like it turns a 4/10 to a 7/10.

No. 2048724

I'm wary of people who say their partner is their best friend.

No. 2048741

>>2048724
It gives rancid vibes I agree

No. 2048785

Some nonas in the GC threads are so rude and condescending to nonas who are peaking that I understand why some women would rather stay in a tranny hugbox than be berated and called a male for trying to expand her views

No. 2048881

>>2048724
Of course you should still have a platonic best friend, but your partner should be your best friend. It's just that a lot of women are dating men who don't even like them.

No. 2048917

>>2047562
Cats that get outdoors deserve what they get, they’re filthy vermin and wreak havoc on ecosystems. I hate those stinking, dirty creatures with a passion but at least owners that don’t have toxoplasmosis brainworms know to keep their ugly shitbeasts indoors. All shitbulls deserve death though, without exception(derailing)

No. 2048922

>>2048465
Me too nona, me too. I love watching videos of cops killing those putrid mutants, it always brightens my day. Total shitbull death now.(derailing/take it to the dog hate thread)

No. 2048973

Something I thought would never happen to me fucking happened. I haven't been feeling well so I stayed home from work and I was sitting at my desk playing the Sims and I fucking sharted/shit myself. I literally can't fucking believe this. Thank god it was super small and not too messy but I don't know how I'll ever know peace again.

No. 2048991

>>2048973
It’s happened to me twice and horrible each time. Just be glad you were at home!

No. 2049005


No. 2049014

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This is from middle school. There's this character in Fairy Tail whose all shtick is that he swings his arm up & down in every panel and, in one scene, the main characters pick up on this habit as well and start imitating him. And like an absolute idiot, I thought "that's so funny, I'll do it too!". So next day at school, I started swinging my hand up and down, immediately locked eyes with a guy and only then did it dawn on me wtf I was doing.

No. 2049018

>>2049014
We would've been great friends, nonna, I love you.

No. 2049025

>>2049018
kek, can you imagine? We both read the latest chapter, start swinging our hands like idiots the next day and that's how we find each other and become friends.

No. 2049039

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I'd honestly be perfectly happy with a cheap engagement/wedding ring as long as it's cute looking and doesn't break, but I ain't ever telling my boyfriend that because I want him to actually make an effort and not be cheap kek

No. 2049046

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I brought home some balloons yesterday and seeing them traumatized my cat so bad he's been hiding under my bed for a full day. I even tried coaxing him out with some food but he won't budge. I'm sorry for scaring you, please don't hate me forever… I'm worried but it's kinda cute how much of a baby he is kek

No. 2049145

I’m madly in love with a TIF and it’s starting to fuck me up. I met her before her transition, and she was the hottest butch lesbian I’ve ever met in my entire life. She’s tall, tan, muscular, and she’s got the best facial structure I’ve ever seen on a woman. She doesn’t dress typical butch, but dapper, like a 1950s gangster. She’s also attracted only to women, so I thought I’d have a chance. But recently, she came out as trans, essentially wanting to be male. She hasn’t expressed any thoughts about starting testosterone, but she’s been sharing a lot of facts about trans rights and talking to me about her dysphoria. God, she’s so fucking beautiful, and I’m almost willing to throw away my morals just to be with her. I won’t, but damn, I really want to be with her, even if I have to call her by a male name and pronouns. She sees herself as a straight man, so I’m technically still a candidate for her. I don’t know, guys, she’s just different.

No. 2049155

i'm a neet with no life and i spend too much time on this website

No. 2049176

>>2049046
Huh, my cat absolutely loved balloons

No. 2049184

In theory I don't support Shein but every Sunday they do free shipping on all orders and I use it to buy nail supplies and charms. In my defense, nail supplies is one of those things where if I don't buy it from shein, I'd just be buying it from another Chinese site with questionable ethics like Aliexpress

No. 2049343

I love my lips and sharp jawline and cheeks that other women pay thousands to imitate kek

No. 2049382

>>2049145
Praying you can bring her back to the light and that you two are very happy together.

No. 2049471

>>2049005
never got an answer for this…

No. 2049491

>>2049471
Probably jealousy

No. 2049494

>>2048040
Alvin is too nuts. I’d take the tall nerd too

No. 2049502

I kind of have a crush on Homunculus100. I wish I could see all of her schizo posts before she nuked everything. She was insane but I want to learn more. I really want to know how she got her leg off. Very weird I know.

No. 2049510

I tried to be social but I actually just want to be alone in my room again like before. I can say I hate my life but it's also my fault that my life is at that stage

No. 2049518

>>2049502
if its any comfort she didnt make a lot of personal posts. how do i know? i was following her before she blew up on twitter because i thought she was fascinating kek

No. 2049520

>>2049518
She really is. Anything interesting to share?

No. 2049530

I make tiktoks on my patio lmafo

No. 2049531

>>2049530
I beseech you, begone demon

No. 2049546

>>2049520
yea, she was dating a fellow autistic TIF. they pretended they were irl siblings because both of them were elricest shippers. homie was edward elric and her girlfriend was alphonse elric. typical weird kinnie stuff. ed definitely influenced her to chop off her leg kek

No. 2049547

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No. 2049550

I love cavetown

No. 2049559

>>2049546
Kek I think so too

No. 2049563

>>2049530
thats probably why you also get pulled over for spitting on black peoples faces, bitch(ban evasion)

No. 2049573

younger me lied about showering, now I just don't leave the house unless I feel like showering

No. 2049577

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I wish I had the heart to tell her that the word also comes either from the French, Persian or Arabic.

No. 2049578

>>2049563
KEKK im sorry what

No. 2049668

>>2047996
I don't care if he's really a nazi or whatever, I still like his music too.

No. 2049680

>>2048465
I smile every time a pitbull mauls it’s pitnutter owner. I hope it strikes fear and doubt into the hearts of other pit owners. There have been several cases of pit maulings where the owner virtue signalled on social media about their shitbull before being attacked and it’s so funny.(to the dog hate thread)

No. 2049789

>>2049668
>>2047996
I'm a big fan of Black Magick SS, love the music despite the imagery.

No. 2050124

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this is who I aspire to be in life

No. 2050191

I started using discord again

No. 2050195

>>2050191
I'll pray for you

No. 2050199

>>2050191
I miss the LC discord

No. 2050221

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I just don't like ugly "diversity" art. I don't like it when characters all look totally different. I like it when they're pretty/handsome, and practically same-faced and have similar bodies just with different colors and hair and so on.
I'm fine with them having different skin tones etc that's fun and great, but I don't like it when one is short and fat and a literal midget compared to the others, and one is tall and lanky and a giant in comparison. It just looks ugly and childish to me. My artist friends constantly shit on same-face syndrome art, art that is "just pretty" but I secretly love it and that they're kind of like a blank canvas I can fill with my own imgination with. I really dislike the ugly (imo forced) diversity art they all love even though I've tried my best to like it to please them

No. 2050231

>>2050195
It’s like it slowly sucks the life out of me but the hit I get from every ping is too good…

No. 2050233

I envy blonde women, it seems like they are loved and worshipped every where they go

No. 2050236

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>>2050221
It's funny that you posted Sailor Moon. There was going to be a western remake of it with the exact same points you're talking about

No. 2050239

>>2050236
Samefag here's the trailer

No. 2050241

>>2050236
kek the ultimate inclusive show, a black girl, a wheelchair girl and I bet one is trans. seriously though why do they have to do this?

No. 2050244

>>2050241
Gotta target every demo to maximise profits. The white Stacey looking bitch is still the leader though

No. 2050250

>>2050244
as she should. its her show.

No. 2050252

>>2050241
this was made in the 90s, so trannies weren't part of the "diversity" yet
>>2050239
the full pilot was uploaded too. always kek at how bored the singers sound.

No. 2050264

>>2050250
Makoto or Rei should've been in charge. Maybe Minako because she had experience but she got pretty bad once she joined the scouts. Usagi only got the leadership position because of her heritage. She was terrible.

No. 2050294

>>2050239
>>2050252
Was wind surfing just the big thing in the 90s? If feels so random kek

No. 2050336

Nearly tempted to show my mom incel forum threads so she finally understands why I'm still single and planning on staying that way.

No. 2050421

Rather than outgrowing this site… I’m starting to realise I’m too immature. I think I need to grow up

No. 2050451

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Years ago before I got my autist behaviors under control I was having a conversation with this troon I knew and he said that a guy SA’d him. I blurted out “you don’t have to abbreviate it, you’re not gonna get censored like on Tik Tok.” I am a survivor too but holy fuck I cringe so hard when I remember this. Not sure whether I should apologize to him, he might not even remember

No. 2050452

>>2050451
KEKK stop that’s actually funny as fuck nonna, maybe you shouldn’t put your autism powers in a bottle

No. 2050460

>>2050452
I feel bad about it but not THAT bad. He was a total trainwreck and he seemed to be proud of it. Like he would openly brag about how he got suspended from middle school for sucking dick in the bathroom like it was a good thing. He would always talk about his eating disorder and calories and how much he missed residential. He was one of those mentally ill people who aren’t content with just being miserable by themselves, they have to drag everyone else down with them

No. 2050490

>>2050451
KEK nona. I don't think you have to feel bad about this, you know it was an autism moment, just don't do it again with someone else lol.

No. 2051080

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>finally organizes computer after years
>comes across hentai folder from pickme phase
>immediately hard delete it
>realizes it also contained my obscure yaoi collection
>will probably never find those pieces again
>mfw

No. 2051082

>>2051080
check recycle bin nonna

No. 2051084

>>2051080
it might be in your traSh nonny

No. 2051085

>>2051082
>>2051084
I hard deleted them…

No. 2051113

>>2051080
There are file recovering programs.

No. 2051202

>>2050451
Is it the topic or the general message? Because I said the very same thing to someone talking about "spices" about a year ago and I don't think I'm in the wrong, still Maybe I'm just being defiant though because she treated me like I'm stupid for not knowing what it was an euphemism for.

No. 2051204

>>2051080
>right-click folder
>restore previous version
>???
>profit

No. 2051336

Yes I raise the pitch in my voice around men. I do it in general when I want something, it’s very effective and gets things done and I’m not mad about it

No. 2051356

I thought I was too old for that shit but I'm becoming self-conscious about my appearance, I feel disgustingly ugly despite knowing I'm not, being invisible unfortunately doesn't help.

No. 2051419

Sometimes I'm extra sweet to anons because I don't have a lot of irl people to be nice to.

No. 2051552

I don't get what's so funny about Hal being the blond one

No. 2051581

Would have never in my life imagined my sister dating an Indian guy after all the racist shit we used to say about Indian people as kids

No. 2051587

>>2051581
Maybe she thinks he's an "exception".

No. 2051591

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>>2051581
Racist who date non-white people are the worst

No. 2051622

>>2051581
Plenty of racism is born out of obsession, fascination, insecurity, and feeling threatened/intimidated by an outgroup which doesn't negate the possibility of liking or being attracted to them at all. Here's hoping your formerly piece-of-shit sister isn't like that anymore.

No. 2051632

>>2051591
How does that even happen? Dating short term or fooling around I can see it happening because of fetishization and curiosity, but there are too many racist men out there marrying women, staying with them for decades and having kids with them despite the women being from groups they won't stop insulting. I refuse to believe they all think that their wives are special exceptions and there's nothing more to it.

No. 2051634

>>2051622
No one is obsessed with mfers making dookie shakies out of their food stalls and eating cow shit, full stop.(racebait)

No. 2051760

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I used to be a francaboo. But sometimes I want to be like
>dying my dull blonde hair dark to a beautiful and intellectual rich french brown
>speaking only in french, reading french literature only in french
>making french food
>watching french movies
>being serious and mysterious
But I've told myself that it's time to grow up and stop doing this. I love france so much. I'm losing my knowledge of the language and it's so sad. I wish I was born french and not english. Well I love being english, being from the midlands is just a sad state of affairs to be honest. Sorry if this freaked anyone out, have a good evening everynonny

No. 2051762

>>2051760
this is cute

No. 2051766

i'm training a himbo

No. 2051769

>>2051760
aw, i think you should keep doing the things you love. move to france and live your best life

No. 2051786

>>2051760
Nonna, have you even ever been to France before? It fucking sucks and reeks of piss. Not to mention majority of French people are cunts kek

No. 2051797

>>2051769
Well you are sweet, but it seems i am moving to germany instead…but i did dream of taking a motorcycle tour through france, i also chatted up a french girl who was really into dressing up as clowns and had a clown themed bedroom, i hope she is well
>>2051786
I have, the architecture is beautiful, the language is beautiful, the standard of food is better, there are pastries. I can believe that the people are cunty, and some areas smell of piss, but i am from the midlands so it’s probably still better, as long as it’s not paris. Maybe if you’re from there you don’t appreciate it?

No. 2051806

i don’t trust any artists that exclusively draw men. idc, i just don’t. found out recently an artist i used to follow is a tif, and istg she never EVER drew any women, only men / yaoi. no commissions of female characters, no requests with them, nothing. ugh it frustrates me sm

No. 2051824

I just spent money I shouldn't have. Why???? Why do I do this???

No. 2051858

I’ve been going unfiltered in all my interactions the last couple days and I can feel it slowly coming back to bite me

No. 2051865

Sometimes I read lolcow pretending it's one severely mentally ill woman.

No. 2051885

When I was 11 or so me and a vocaloid producer in the English community (ghost) got into beef with each other and got her fans to attack me because I called her fat. This was way back when though no caps sadly

No. 2052016

I think about poisoning the family dogs because they are loud, smell and trigger my facial eczema with their dander and hair that leaves me looking like a euro acid splash victim 4-5 times out of the week and feeling like there are red ants crawling underneath my skin. I also can't use an stove or griddle for too long because I will get an almost irresistible urge to press my eczema ridden face against the hot surface to 'burn it all away'.

No. 2052020

>>2051865
KEK so wait….we’re all the same anon? Are we each like…her different DID alters?

No. 2052112

God I don’t want to be friends with these people so bad. I feel like they’re watching moves i make and waiting to point out something that I do wrong. Even then if I did do something wrong they’re not gonna tell me. I feel like they’re passive aggressive towards me. I don’t know, I feel like this group of friends I have don’t really like me that much. I feel like I always say the wrong shit. This probably doesn’t make any sense. I don’t know, I feel like I don’t fit their quota of what they like in a person.

No. 2052173

I’m outwardly very sweet to everyone so I think it’d be unexpected to the people I know but I’m secretly pro-ana(?). I unironically seek out others who are too (and I genuinely notice personality differences in different weight groups, there is definitely a “fat personality” but I digress) we have lots of inside jokes making fun of the fat normal weight people that we know, even in front of them if it’s cryptic enough.

No. 2052181

>>2052173
Definitely not a secret to the people in your life. Hate to break it to you.

No. 2052184

When I was 14, I used to be those “irl kawaii loli” accounts because I was flat chested and short. I did the whole “I’m so tiny, can someone pwease help me reach the top shelf? My cockroach legs are too smol” shtick, and I would post pictures of my Ana-Chan thighs in high socks and talk about how kawaii I was. Thankfully, I got institutionalized (for different reasons), and by the time I got out, I wasn’t as insane as I used to be.

No. 2052189

>>2052181
she thinks she's slick like most people are not used to know someone who judges people's appearances harshly.

No. 2052197

>>2052189
Eh, not like they can tell. We’re still all on very good terms and it isn’t anything serious - I don’t dislike them, I just think jiggly fat is funny.

No. 2052198

>>2052197
anyone can tell when they're being treated differently because of the way they look kek you're vain and everyone around you knows it.

No. 2052206

>>2052198
What, is it a detector? Do their ears perk up every time we talk about them in our rooms? I don’t do it out of vanity (curvy bodies are the standard anyway) but I do understand that it’s immoral and that’s why it’s a confession kek, so there’s no need to moralfag.

No. 2052218

>>2052206
I guess you're either autistic or sociopathic but people can notice tonal change, overall treatment, the way you look at them, etc.

No. 2052228

>>2052173
oh god another retarded (literally, because anorexics have autistic traits and are disproportionately autistic) ana-chan. you're filtering for other women are similarly retarded. i commend you for finding something that helps you find your kind.

No. 2052229

>>2052218
you must be a very bad actress if you’re asserting that, no? most people have talked behind people’s back for something with the recipient none the wiser. in fact, people have probably talked badly about you and you will never know.

No. 2052231

>>2052173
You have to be 18+ to post here

No. 2052238

>>2052229
I'm not being a bad actress, I'm just saying many people can notice it. I know you're assuming most people are dumb but most of the time people notice these things but don't bring up because the conflict is not worth it. badmouth people all you want for the pettiest reasons you can find but you're still an awful person choosing to mingle with people equally as awful as you are. I guess it's for the best.

No. 2052239

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>>2052173
>>2052206
It's just that it's very weird but certainly funny how you confess this by trying to make yourself look like a cool super secret anachan spy that's really clever and loved even by her enemies because they're all so dumb and stupid that they absolutely have never noticed the jokes you make with your friends about them being fat fat fatty fat fat.

No. 2052246

>>2052239
LOL I guess you’re right, picrel is hilarious. It does kinda feel like that sometimes though because I have an online presence and that’s a cancellable offence or whatever. I do think people take “fatphobia” too seriously though.

No. 2052251

>>2052246
most people who belong to a group notice when you don't have any friends who are of that certain group, like many cows not having black friends for example. don't get offended they probably avoid you on the assumption you hate them. it's for the best for everyone.

No. 2052259

>>2052251
Unfortunately, most people are fat, so I do have fat friends…

No. 2052264

>>2052259
Honest question, are they irl friends or online friends?

No. 2052305

>>2052264
Both, I suppose…? We’re not the closest 1 on 1 because as I said fat people seem to have a certain type of personality, I can’t describe it because their traits are different but there’s some common denominator that’s really grating/neurotic. But why did you ask?

No. 2052334

>>2052173
yes girl i'm sooo sure no one has noticed you and a bunch of other anachans "cryptically" making fun of them right to their face, i'm sure everyone thinks you're just the sweetest thing.

No. 2052343

>>2052305
and you aren't grating and neurotic kek what a sweetheart you are

No. 2052354

My husband got jealous that a girl winked at me today. I still got it lmao.

No. 2052356

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>>2052334
“Yeth gurw I’m SHOOO shor no one hash notished you and a bunch of other anachansth "cryptickly" making fwun of them rwight to thewr BURP feish, I’m shwor EFFRYONE thinksh you're jusht the shweetish thinck. Snort.”(ai shit outside of containment )

No. 2052357

>>2052173
Please, go eat a sandwich. Lack of nutrition shrinks the brain, and you’re already showing symptoms

No. 2052367

>>2052356
God, please go eat a sandwich or something. The rattling of your bones is giving me a headache.

No. 2052368

>>2052356
imagine typing this out and then deciding to still hit post

No. 2052369

>>2052356
this made my vagina dry up

No. 2052371

>>2052357
Nice try, but my University is in the top 4 of the UK, so I’m sure my brain is doing alright kek. It’s just a silly post anyway, I just thought the replies were a little “the lady doth protest too much methinks”. Sounded personally offended.

No. 2052374

>>2052371
>the lady doth protest too much
RSfag detected

No. 2052380

>>2052173
this is what anorexia does to your brain. be careful anons…

No. 2052398

>>2052173
I appreciate posts like this because cringe anachans are the biggest thing preventing me from developing disordered eating kek. Definitely eating a big ass burger later.

No. 2052399

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>>2052173
I used to lead the exact same life style online and offline and I’m going to tell you you’re either gonna end up killing yourself and die alone from how miserable you are or grow up and change. Being pro Ana and having pro Ana friends as your closest circle is a literal death trap as the only path forward is to keep pushing and pushing until your weight ends up killing you. You are not living a human life style and your mind and soul are being rotted, your life is not worth living as it is like this. Those are literally your only two options, dying or changing. This is your ultimatum. I’m being as harsh as possible because my illness and lifestyle brought me to the brink of death too many times and I’ve had too many friends in my death trap circle die from this. I know too many people who didn’t make it past 20 because of this stupid fucking mindset. I hope you end up choosing the right path.

No. 2052401

>>2052398
Based Nona do enjoy your burger

No. 2052402

>>2052399
she won't change and she will probably call you fat. I know you mean well but it's a waste of time.

No. 2052406

>>2052402
That post brought something out in me, I couldn’t help myself I’ve been trying to recover for years and my mind and body are absolutely fucked. I would do anything to eat food like a normal person. Seeing a random anon be like “hee hee this is saur awesum and I’m above everyone else” absolutely breaks me.

No. 2052410

>>2052406
the difference between you and her is that she is not only ill but is also a malicious person. even if she recovered, she would find another way to kick people down to massage her wounded ego.

No. 2052414

>>2052406
Nta, I hope you continue your path to recovery.

No. 2052431

>>2052399
Ayrt, I appreciate the sincerity of this comment. To be honest, I don’t know if I could be described as genuinely having an ED. I did restrict as a child but I’ve been underweight since my early teens, so I’ve just eaten normally most of my life, bar some things (like being disgusted by unhealthy foods). I’m happy with my body and happy with my life, no desire to go lower, and to be honest my closest friends are the same, some having always been underweight even. So while I am “pro-ana” for the meme / think thinness is better, it’s not like I really have ana practises…. To be honest, I just find non-skinny people or people who lack self control disgusting. That’s all there really is to it. Like I said before though - people are extremely reactionary to “fatphobia” in a way I do not understand. I fail to understand how this could be considered genuinely malicious (especially considering the things said here on the cow thread, the things I’ve said aren’t half as bad. So it’s funny to hear a moral high ground here.)

No. 2052438

>>2052431
jfc the amount of denial in this reply. here's hoping someday you will become a better person but I'm not holding my breath.

No. 2052439

The most insane schadenfreude I've ever felt was towards an anachan personal cow who used to make these cocky posts about the "ideal weight for a woman" being your height in cm minus 120 or less, so e.g., for 160 cm it would be 40 kg or less, and calling everybody who disagreed fat etc. She documented her diet on a public forum and posted about going to London for modeling, and when she started posting all these whiny and scared posts about huddling up to a radiator in her shitty rented apartment and feeling her heart go arrhytmic but being afraid of eating a single apple in fear that it would trigger a b/p episode, I laughed. She stopped posting soon after.

No. 2052441

>>2052439
ana-chans act like some weird pickmes. I know they're sick but they really don't help me to feel empathy towards them. I swear most are cluster B too.

No. 2052462

>>2052431
That wasn’t about any moral high ground for being fat phobic, I’m just being real that being in actual pro Ana groups is deadly. Not sure where you got the moral part from considering I didn’t not mention that at all. You might be projecting.
Running with this crowd will kill you if you don’t get out. That’s great you’re pro Ana for the meme or whatever but I’m talking about actual pro Ana groups- having your only friends all competing to see who can not eat is just a sure way to die eventually if you don’t get out. Not only that but everyone in these groups is also probably comorbid with drug and substance abuse, alcoholism, self harm, ect. If that is your group you run in youre playing with your life, and that’s pretty obvious. Not sure what you’re getting at, but good for you, I guess? Do you feel better you got to humble brag about being le skinny?

No. 2052465

>>2052438
says the lolcow user kek. i’m sure you’ve said worse about people while on this site. so is morality only an expectation for others and not yourself?

No. 2052472

>>2052431
>Like I said before though - people are extremely reactionary to “fatphobia” in a way I do not understand. I fail to understand how this could be considered genuinely malicious
but didn't you say in the spoiler >>2052173 that some of the "fat" people you're mocking are actually normal weight? which is it?

No. 2052475

and that you do it in front of them too

No. 2052490

>>2051865
This is really romantic. I'd love to read a short story based on this post

>>2051622
>formerly-piece-of-shit
Most kids are bigoted. Calm down

No. 2052493

>>2052490
so you’re the girls that called me a nigger when I was 12

No. 2052533

pedro pascal makes me irrationally angry.

No. 2052534

>>2051622
No, but what you said is interesting and really clarifies the mystery of /pol/fag behaviour.

No. 2052545

Kinda jealous of my friend who can effortlessly pull off cute guys without even trying, they just come to her.

No. 2052652

>>2052173
I don't understand any of that bs but the thing about the "fat personality" is unfortunately true. I've had many fat or even obese friends my whole life and recently I thought about it and noticed all the things they all have in common regardless of our friendships. It's uncanny.

No. 2052667

I allowed other’s projections get the best of me. I made myself a miserable person in the name of nothing.

No. 2052668

>>2052652
It's just confirmation bias even if it might seem there is truth to it, at first. Yes, in my life, the fat girls in nerd circles all tend to be samey (sarcastic, kind of mean, seething), but the moment I get out of nerd circles I can think of many types of fat women, from positive to negative. Some even lost enough weight to not be fat anymore, so it's not like some kind of life sentence that dictates your entire personality.

No. 2052669

>>2052356
notice how they say “girl” anon, it’s clear as day they are tiktok/twitter stan fags or lsa rejects. just ignore them kek

No. 2052673

>>2052669
As if tiktok and twitter aren't full of people like OP kek

No. 2052688

>>2052668
I'm talking about all sorts of fat women. Nerds, normies, from all ethnicities and generations. They have too many things in common in terms of personality and I wouldn't be surprised if these things were an indirect result of being obese. It also applies to my fat relatives and former coworkers I never befriended. At the very least they all have that specific victim mentality that they try to make others agree with.

No. 2052694

>>2052688
It's almost as if being fat means you get treated worse by almost everyone around you, which makes you develop a particular sense of humour or defensive mechanisms to keep yourself sane? From experience inside and outside pro-ana circles, ana-chans have the ultimate victim mentality, thinking they're beyond reproach because they're so smol and delicate.

No. 2052705

>>2052694
So stop being fat

No. 2052717

>>2052688
I’d say that fat women maybe do have certain aspects of themselves in common due to insecurity, but even then I just think y’all live boring lives or don’t get out much if everyone you meet is the same. The fat women at my school vs my job vs in my hobby groups are all vastly different. Are you a neet or something? Also, what happens to the “fat personality” you speak of if they lose weight? Is it innate or a societal thing to you?
And as an ex Ana chan no one has a worse personality than the Ana chan personality lmao you’re insufferable, narcissistic, and have an inferiority complex at the same time. Not to mention always doing constantly doingattention whorey behavior to feed the ED like not eating in front of others while going out to eat or something. Everyone sees right through it and thinks you’re a pathetic narc. You don’t have any real close connections from burning all your bridges being an isolated loser.

No. 2052731

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>>2052688
I know a woman who's gone from fat to anorexic and now she's obsessed with growing muscle. At most I can believe in common traits among people with genuine eating disorders and deep seated body image problems, so, people with similar mental illnesses. Even slim borderline anachans do the whole "whoe is me pity me am I fat rn?!" to get approval, after all.
I feel like you might be projecting your fear and self-hatred onto fatties.
After all both anorexia and obesity are slow suicides born out of disgust of the self, like trannyism.

No. 2052736

whenever i hear someone say that they have DID, tourettes, ehlers danlos syndrome, POTS or lyme disease and look like a tif or enby i cant help but roll my eyes.

No. 2052738

>>2050239
What's wrong with this? It just looks Americanized. No one is fat or trans and the magic chair looks cool, like a throne. I'd have liked it as a kid.
>>2052173
Eating disorders should fall under the personality disorder category. They act just like NPDs. You think you're a mastermind and you're above everyone and outsmarting them all and getting to taunt them in public when they likely just don't give a fuck. You are shallow and mentally vacant. The faster people with eating disorders die off, the better. They're like a self devouring toxin. Just isolate it until the only thing it can destroy is itself.
>>2052356
This is how children make fun of each other.
>>2052371
Even when only competing against bongs, you couldn't get into the top one, huh? Having to come onto an imageboard to fulfill your Regina George larp is something you should be genuinely embarrassed about.
>>2052439
I used to feel terrible for girls with eating disorders, I used to think they were horribly troubled victims and pitied their suffering. Seeing the way they act on ED Twitter, or online in general was eye-opening. The suffering they experience is punishment for who they are.

No. 2052786

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I’m either fixing to be trafficked into upscale sex slavery or fixing to have a fucking blast or maybe a little bit of both but regardless this will be an interesting adventure. Like damn I really did go and book a whole ass plane ticket (not with my own money I’m not fully retarded) halfway across the country to visit with some man and potentially be his live-in SB in his skyscraper apartment. Nonnas please feel free to tell me how retarded I am but you won’t change my mind. I’m getting picked up from the airport in a limo and if I’m not comfy with this guy there’s no obligations and I can just hop a flight home. Also not having to stay at his place and right away instead I get to stay in a house triple the size of any house I’ve ever lived in in my life (except it’s also in a super great neighborhood of a VHCOL metropolis) like wtf. When I had an ego death trip on acid a few years ago Grimes (the musician) came to me and lisped that my current situation/partner was limiting me and I could be partying in a skyscraper rn and I didn’t believe it. My vision has proven correct so far and I hope it’s true that I get to have fun and it’s not weird, but I’m already pretty weird even if it is weird I hope it’s the kind of weird I’m into.

No. 2052791

>>2052786
ovulation week must be here or something kek

No. 2052792

>>2052786
Wouldn’t dream to try and stop you nonna, all I ask is that you make an instagram or a tiktok and post the most unhinged updates on your situation possible, i am addicted to this kind of insanity.

No. 2052794

>>2052786
there's no warning you against it i guess but please at least make sure someone else knows where you're going, how to contact you and the guy's details. it wouldn't hurt to have a safety net yk?

No. 2052803

>>2052717
I'm not a neet and I've met plenty of different people my whole life, which is why the whole "fat personality" thing the OP mentioned feels a little jarring when you notice it.

>>2052694
I haven't met a whole lot of actual anorexic women irl so I wouldn't know. Even just trying to see what's going on in kf and /snow/ threads is confusing or annoying as fuck so I'll consider it a good thing. I would get the whole defense mechanism thing they do if they weren't also acting this way with people who fully love and respect them too.

No. 2052806

>>2052731
I'm neither fat or anorexic and I'm not the OP, I'm a normal person. I grew up with physical health issues and got better with a medical treatment I took for years, I can't imagine myself ruining all my efforts to not be weak and disabled just to look a certain way at my big age. I simply got my opinion by simply interacting with plenty of people on a daily basis at school, then at work, with friends, family, neighbors, etc.

No. 2052810

>>2052173
You’re based, ofc the obese morons that make up the vast majority of the website are triggered by this, kek. I mean, there’s a reason why there’s a pro ana cringe /snow/ thread but not a fat people cringe one. I don’t have an eating disorder but I’m skinny and a raging fatphobe and I have been this way my entire life. I have fat friends and know how to mimic being body positive so they don’t know this about me, the irl ones at least. Sometimes the mask slips though with online ones (which hs costed me a few friendships) and they’ll make fun of me for my small chest then I tell them to go to the gym and suddenly I’m the bad guy. Fascinating!

No. 2052813

I think I have severe attachment issues

No. 2052815

>>2052810
There's other groups besides fatties and anas, why assume people can't hate both? plus in that post she said some of the fats she makes fun of are actually normal weight so it doesn't even make sense

No. 2052816

>>2052810
>not a fat people cringe one
There has been threads for specific fat cows and a more general thread of fat activists on instagram but they died long ago. I think these threads weren't all that active because the same cows have much more active threads on kf, which is a shame because these threads are so big they're hard to follow sometimes.

No. 2052826

>>2052816
actually there's a whole board for fat cringe it's called /shay/

No. 2052836

>>2052786
At least contact the local hospital telling them you'd like to be an organ donor, assuming they find your body

No. 2052837

this might come as a shock to some nonnas but there is a secret third thing between anachans and hambeasts

No. 2052838

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>>2052810
OP went into a confessions thread just to brag about faking being nice at fatties while secretly mocking them and normal weights. How's that not cringe? It would be based if she told fatties like it is but she's too preoccupied with uwu being a nice anachan girl! uwu
In this day and age more people should be honest to fatties (and anachans), it would actually help with all the fakeness surrounding them.

No. 2052851

>>2052173
Kek always funny to see the loser bitter girlies sitting around all day getting into pro-ana communities in a vain attempt to feel superior and get the personality they lack. I've worked close to anachans for some time and you're all so vile to people for no reason and you're all pretty low IQ imo. Some of you manage to grow up and turn into actual human beings with a life, but the most retarded ones stay behind in their little cycle of rimming each other's assholes while hating everyone at the same time. Women become anachans when they can afford to lay around all day fixating on potato chips with caretakers (often parents or friends) coddling them because they don't know how hateful, bitter and disrespectful they are, and in this they're incredibly close to all the fat whales they seeth about without realizing it. Actual adult women have things to do and take care of. Hopefully you'll grow up too.

No. 2052860

>>2052791
Can you ovulate on your period? I’ve already been chatting with this guy for over a week. He’s older but he’s honestly hot and I don’t think I’ve been affected by the ugly/old guy psyop, he’s just actually aged well and good looking (probably bc he’s rich and can afford to/actually does take care of himself).
>>2052792
Kek considering making a new TikTok account but I’ll probably just be posting it to my private snap, sorry nonna
>>2052794
Thanks nonnie, I have like 5 different friends/family members that will be actively tracking me and at least one has the means to buy a plane ticket and do some looking for me if I disappear kek. Honestly my life kinda sucks so I’m just happy to have something exciting to look forward to even if it ends up being totally not anything I want to involve myself in. Though I guess deep down I’m a weird kink-addled psycho that’s read too much erotica and it has probably fried my brain because I’m giddy.

No. 2052874

>>2052860
post a pic of him pls anon

No. 2052877

>>2052874
Absolutely not happening kek

No. 2052882

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When I was in high school there was this one really obese teacher who was super into social justice and stuff. She was like 500 pounds and she was a nice woman but she absolutely reeked. One time I took a picture of her from behind and sent it to my friend. She’ll never know but I still feel kind of bad about it

No. 2052888

>>2052877
KEKKKKKK then you no damn well he isn’t handsome. I would definitely do what you’re doing though out of sheer desperation for cash. Rob and steal some of his small valuable items

No. 2052889

>>2052860
>can you ovulate on your period?
I don’t know why this made me kek

No. 2052896

>>2052888
I’ve happily shown my close friends pics and they’ve commented like wow he’s hot unprompted. not posting identifying photos of someone I may be seen with to lolcow dot farm, I may admittedly have little regard for my own life, but I have a considerable amount of regard for my privacy and the privacy of someone I may be involving myself with. I’m also not a thieving whore, I’m just a whore kek, not gonna be swiping shit, I’ll be getting treated well and pampered anyway.

No. 2052911

>>2052896
Make sure you make him buy you things you can resell later, like limited edition bags or jewelry! And keep an eye out for older, richer guys… Nothing wrong with being a hoe but there's even less wrong with being a clever one as well…

No. 2052928

I’ve been acting cowish recently, can somenona slap some sense into me

No. 2052931

>>2052738
>Even when only competing against bongs, you couldn't get into the top one, huh?
If you’re talking about Oxford/Cambridge, I was accepted to Cambridge actually! I didn’t go because I wanted a different city. I wonder what university you went to.
>I used to feel terrible for girls with eating disorders
I don’t think what you see on imageboards should be taken as what most people are like. As you can see, all of the former ana-chans here are disagreeing. So don’t cherrypick the statements you attribute to them just because this particular one made you feel bad. Most anorexics I come across are unfortunately very unfatphobic - even on ED twitter fatphobes are shamed. It’s incredibly saccharine. That being said, I don’t even qualify for an eating disorder at this point, so how can I reflect on them? Most anorexics are simply people with a problem and need help, but those are the ones you might not notice. The ones that do make it obvious are the loud minority who just want to attention seek and usually aren’t even that skinny I don’t want to give a bad rep to people who don’t deserve it.
Also, the personality trait I like most in thin people is self-control. It’s the lack of self-control that disgusts me. Your body also reflects hormonal differences and hormonal differences affect your personality, I’m autistically interested in this but even leptin and ghrelin - correlated with BMI - are linked with different metrics of the Big Five personality model, tonic dopamine release also plays a role (motivation for reward)

No. 2052932

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No. 2052934

>>2052928
Nona, why are you allowing yourself to be controlled by your emotions? You're not thinking, you're reacting. And for what reason? Just to be stressed and fuck your life up? Pointless. Next time, start telling your emotions no. That you're not going to listen to nothing more than a rise of cortisol in your blood because you're better than that.

No. 2052949

>>2052928
It's ok miss nonna. We're all a little cowish sometimes. Maybe a journalling session with some chill music and a hot chocolate might help you sort through some things you're going through.

No. 2052962

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>>2052810
why do you care so much about other peoples bodies?

No. 2053050

>>2052962
What a newfag question.

No. 2053060

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I’m seriously considering putting together an Elsie cosplay. I will never wear her outside the house, of course.

No. 2053064

>>2053060
Do it, then take pictures and post them with your face blurred

No. 2053099

>>2052173
Cringe, get on some protein and start going to the gym 3-5 days a week. Stop wasting your body away and become self sufficient with muscle gain. Anyone can starve themselves but not everyone has the determination to make a toned body.

No. 2053152

>>2053099
ewww muscle

No. 2053181

I swear to god I will sell feet pics. It’s been so hard finding a job and I just don’t care I would do anything just to have money, I’m done with holding my morals and I’m tired of the useless advice other women give “tehee just submit to the system and all will be well” no it isn’t. I’m not even a sex worker and even I know shit just doesn’t go like that

No. 2053186

>>2053181
This isn’t 2016 and feet pics ain’t gonna pay your bills these days even pussy pics aren’t. Sex work market is so over saturated the only way you’re making any decent money is by actually meeting dudes.

No. 2053192

>>2053181
You should try the crush market, they'll just pay you to step on fruit,cake, stuffed animals etc

No. 2053193

>>2053186
Honestly I don’t even care. At some point I’m just going to have to let go of the sexual squeamishness
>>2053192
Do you do this nonny? How much does it make?

No. 2053200

>>2053192
>>2053186
>>2053193
Onlyfans is a pimp. The best moneymakers are the ones who make other women to join. It works like a pyramid scheme. You could prolapse your asshole for the price of a cheeseburger, something that will be online forever. Get real

No. 2053205

>>2053193
I don't make it, but there was one girl who said she'd take paid request. Like if they wanted to see specific objects being crushed. I think she set up her pateron at 60$ or something

No. 2053211

>>2053186
This one thousand percent. The supply is oversaturated, it pays like shit. Even if it was “worth it” once it certainly is not worth it anymore and it’s literally a pyramid scheme at this point. The only people making money are the people being paid to convince 100,000 girls to show hole for peanuts. There might be a woman on OF making 6 figures but she is either a mega celebrity like cardi and/or a paid shill who is propping up the whole thing by enticing other girls. Don’t be a shayna

No. 2053217

>>2053181
You could do those chat services in an anonymous way and AI generate your responses kek I heard about it from the moneymaking thread on /g/

No. 2053232

>>2053217
seconding this. moids are literally retarded. trick and cheat before you compromise your own integrity. take two afternoons (I swear that's all it takes) to learn ai gen and create endless feet pic. Steal shamelessly.

No. 2053339

being a bitch feels so liberating

No. 2053345

>>2053152
Ok becky

No. 2053349

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I love being an obnoxious moralfag. Moids and whores deserve to be shamed.

No. 2053352

>>2053060
KEK the easiest way to spot a farmer irl

No. 2053354

>>2053200
Shut up moralfag
>>2053205
Kekk le patreon
>>2053232
>>2053217
Good idea, thanks anons kek

No. 2053369

>>2053354
Shut up slut

No. 2053385

>>2053349
Keep on clutchin', nona.

No. 2053387

>>2053349
>>2053369
keep on clutchin, sisters. I support you.

No. 2053388

>>2053349
I understand you now

No. 2053391

>>2053349
this but without the sarcasm

No. 2053433

>>2053349
>muh whores
How gracious of you Mother Teresa who has never had dick before, how serendipitously gracious you are not like the others and haven’t been touched (we know). Nobody cares, sending off feet pics faster than you can lose weight so you can finally fit into an airport seat with your car accident inflatable ass you fat piece of shit. The only thing you have is feeling better than a bunch of women you don’t know on the internet, go and let that sit in your femcel dungeon because you might just be the only femcel that actually exists.

No. 2053436

>>2053349
You pearl clutchers all become sex pozzi libfems when a REAL virgin prude comes at you

No. 2053461

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>>2053433
>tfw a crusty anachan whore comes after the fit virgin goddess

No. 2053464

>>2053436
>>2053461
No one cares, stop replying to people with your useless posts.

No. 2053482

>>2053391
it was totally genuine, nona.

No. 2053483

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Ain’t no feeling quite like sunlight on your titties.

No. 2053495

Shayna would be so cute if she just lost weight, nothing about her screams lolcow in my eyes. She would unironically be one of these anons friends they talk about in the vent thread or this thread.

No. 2053500

>>2053495
>nothing about her screams lolcow in my eyes
Then you must be a cow yourself kek.

No. 2053507

>>2053495
she's a lolcow because she keeps posting her fails and seemingly can't see it. also her style of PR is very retarded (not sure if because she's retarded or because she's talking to coomer men and even she knows they're dumb so she doesn't have to try too hard)

No. 2053555

I have the humor and mentality of a 15 year old boy. I sometimes wish I could skibidi my way back to middle school but this time I don’t get ignored by my peers

No. 2053566

>>2053495
her fashion sense is so fucking ugly and cowish

No. 2053579

>>2053555
Me too except not the male part. I never grew out of lol so random ex dee humor and I never will

No. 2053586

>>2053579
Oh my god what is this

No. 2053590


No. 2053591

>>2053586
You don't know????

No. 2053593

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>>2053586
>Doesn't know nyan Neko sugar girls

No. 2053595

>>2053593
>>2053591
>>2053590
I was just never into YouTube growing up… ..

No. 2053602

>>2053595
>on lolcow
>not terminally online enough to know nyan neko sugar girls
Do better anon

No. 2053624

I’m staying in a hostel and I was so horny I took a midnight shower just so I could rub one out.

No. 2053659

I never sit in my grandma's spot on the couch. It's not like she was ever mad at me if I did or anything, but I still won't do it. Sometimes I expect her to walk in like nothing's changed, and to sit down on her favourite cushion for a while to rest. I don't know if ghosts can talk or not, but I just prefer knowing if she comes back she won't have to ask me to move.

No. 2053668

>>2053495
>nothing about her screams lolcow in my eyes
Have you read her earlier threads? You should.

No. 2053672

A few years ago I would talk to this Japanese guy in twitter dms, and once sent a photo of my hand/arm holding a picture I wanted to show him. His English was kinda wonky, so when I sent him the photo he wrote "you're brown sister (emoticon)", I still have no idea what that means

No. 2053674

>>2053672
kek reminds me of when an anon posted her hand and some nonnie responded by saying ''why are you brown?''

No. 2053678

>>2053672
>>2053674
racism is funny when japanese does it

No. 2053680

>>2053678
Idk about racist, but he started sending me brown animu girl pictures after that

No. 2053800

My best friend (and crush) is a shitty weeb degenerate and he bottomed for some grindr dude dressed up as a girl. I am utterly disgusted. His web history is frightening, he browsed escort websites, goes on hypnotube and stuff. I want to drop him but he’s like family to me and pretty hot ngl. Should I use him like the slut he is and make him pay me stuff ?

No. 2053808

>>2053800
Please be bait

No. 2053818

>>2053808
That’s not LMAO, I can post pics of his browsing history later because I have to feed his bunnies today (they’re very cute).

No. 2053828

>>2053800
there is no way that dude isnt hideous

No. 2053829

>>2053818
Post that and his selfie

No. 2053830

>>2053818
>I have to feed his bunnies today (they’re very cute).
He probably does shit to them when you aren't looking

No. 2053832

>>2053828
He's tall, fit with a cute face, good hair and skin, he has a good job, a doting family, he had multiple good looking gfs, so his weird choices are even more baffling. Just be a normal hot dude please.

No. 2053904

>>2053800
Considering bi men have high rates of STDs, no you shouldn't use him as a slut. Browsing escort sites??? Girl. Have some common sense please, he's a useless degenerate who buys prostitutes. The fuck?

No. 2053923

Sometimes I feel like I am the only straight woman online. I feel like every woman is bisexual with a boyfriend, and that straights and lesbians don't exist anymore.

No. 2053925

>>2053800
>Bottomed
He has/is going to get aids

No. 2053949

I'm a hoarder. I have so much shit and I feel bad about it, I feel embarrassed to even have people around anymore. You can still see the floor but that's it, I don't have a shopping compulsion anymore but I just don't want to throw it all away or to through the trouble of selling it. It doesn't feel good to hoard but getting rid of things is just, they have so much sentimental value. I always thought the big clean up would come when I moved out but that's far away with the housing crisis. I feel so gross but waking up in an empty room is worse.

No. 2053970

>>2048031
I came back just to see if there was an update to this. You did good by taking him out nona, he only has himself to blame.
I'm not happy the dog had to die, but realistically he had already fucked that dog up as it was violent and aggressive and used to murder other family pets on purpose, and accident. It's not its fault that it got abused like that but I doubt it could have been saved by anyone. The few people who are willing to adopt "murderous dog who kills other pets" aren't doing it to have it NOT murder things, you know? I think even most angry anons would be ok with a wild wolf getting shot if it was murdering pets around the neighbourhood tbh.
>His next door neighbor actually approached me this morning and said she actually saw someone pour something in the dogs dish (I don’t think she knows it was me), but she said she’s not gonna report it, because that dog killed her daughters bunny while the kid was in the hospital with cancer.
It might have been her way to say she saw you but won't report you.

No. 2054011

>>2053923
would you like to know a secret? a significant portion of women with male partners who claim to be bisexual online aren't actually sexually attracted to other women and are straight just like you are.

No. 2054025

I am overcome with the urge to flick the balls of boy cats. But I won't do it

No. 2054030

>>2048031
I love you anon, respect

No. 2054033

>>2054025
My cat has tiny small balls and I think it's adorable, but I've never wanted to touch them.

No. 2054038

it's funny when someone says to just get a 2D husbando to cure shit taste in 3D, because I actually did used to be exclusively 2D only for most of my life but a few years ago a flip switched in my brain and now i feel nothing for them, i don't know why. i tried finding 2d characters that have similar traits to my live action tv/movie crushes but the feeling just isn't the same, every little thing reminds me of the 3dpd counterparts so i keep going back to that instead. besides, even my ex-2D husbandos were considered ugly/weird so it won't make a difference kek

No. 2054039

>>2054033
Kek they're so funny but a little annoying. I wouldn't touch it per se but maybe poke it with stick. They're like fluffy little pou's. Stop jiggling around so much !!

No. 2054047

>>2054038
2D is so different from 3D (unless you have realistic husbandos like Leon), I tend to have weird tastes in fictional guys but I can't find any real guy attractive no matter how hard I try.

No. 2054048

>>2054033
get your cat neutered nonna! it's the best thing for both of you.

No. 2054068

>>2054025
My kitten is still too young to get neutered but his cojones are already huge and whenever he turns his butt to me I always want to boop them

No. 2054087

I’m a repressing FtM but I get mistaken for a closet lesbian lmao.

No. 2054088

>>2054087
are you attracted to men

No. 2054090

>>2054087
So you’re a tomboy?

No. 2054102

I'm attracted to my little pony characters. I even have a pony waifu. I don't care if you think I am creepy, nobody irl thinks I am creepy at all. No I'm not into animals.

No. 2054103

>>2054048
Lol. What is Americans obsession with chopping off and ripping out your pets' reproductive organs? I get neutering an animal, but you guys are obsessed with it too a creepy degree and go into conniptions if you see an intact pet.

No. 2054104

why did no one tell me c.ai could be real people I just sexted a stranger I want to die

No. 2054110

>>2054103
That's everywhere, in my country it's basically fashionable to neuter your pets, specially if it's a dog or a cat, most veterinarians even assume you want to neuter your pet.

No. 2054111

>>2054104
Be cringe, anon, just don't use your real name.

No. 2054113

>>2054103
Retarded take. We are pretty much free from street animals mauling little kids thanks to making it common practice to neuter your pets. It’s good for society in every way

No. 2054114

>>2054103
Nta but indoor male cats spray and outdoor cats produce a shit ton of strays. There's no good reason to not have your male cat neutered. Countries with no or few stray cats are that way because they have good and affordable neuter programs.

No. 2054115

>>2054048
He is neutered but not castrated, this is why his balls are so small.

No. 2054117

>>2054104
They can? Sometimes bots there get uncannily Turing Test passing when they get OOC, but I'm pretty sure it's just all bots.

No. 2054119

>>2054102
who is your pone waifu

No. 2054120

>>2054104
c.ai doesnt have real people…

No. 2054124

>>2054103
The average pet owner does not need an animal that is capable of breeding. That's how unprepared people end up with accidental litters. And in some cases not spaying/neutering borders on abuse. I know a guy who has an unspayed indoor cat and her heats are miserable for her because her body is doing the "I WANT A MAN" song and dance but she can't access any toms to alleviate it. Frankly it's bad ownership to have a reproductively intact pet in most cases.

No. 2054125

>>2054104
Kek that isn't how the site works anon, you were talking to a bot. The people who make the bots train the bots themselves, so it might type like a person or say it's a person but it isn't.

No. 2054133

>>2054119
Trixie

No. 2054136

>>2054133
aww, Trixie is so cute. you have good taste nona

No. 2054155

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>>2054136
Thanks. Her girlfailure moments always make me laugh and I think she is especially adorable post-reform. Her excitement and passion for her shows are so infectous. I'm sad that she has a tranny fanbase, she deserves better.

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No. 2054169

>>2054155
Reformed Trixie is so freaking cute, she still has all of her personality and clearly tries hard to be better. MLP did so well with keeping reformed characters interesting and not toning them down just because they're good guys now. I also really liked her friendship with Starlight Glimmer and how they supported each other in being good.

No. 2054178

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>>2054161
Haha, I love it.
>>2054169
I am a pretty big startrix shipper personally, even though it seems like trixie is way more into glimmy than she is into her. But I love them as just friends too, I'm so happy she got a good ending.

No. 2054224

Oh my god the confessions thread is talking about my very favorite pony

No. 2054244

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I need to stop participating in /pt/ or /snow/. I am being so mean… it’s not good for me. Sure, a cow is a cow, but at what point is it just too much time invested itt. For now on I will spend that time for things I need to do.
Like I think criticizing bullying narcs can only be fun for so long.

No. 2054262

I believe I unironically manifested having the boobs I have today. I wanted to have big boobs so bad as a kid. I basically would continually think thoughts willing myself to have bigger breasts. I had "shallow" breasts as a teen (i.e. boobs with fat all around, the fat extended up my chest) so even though I was a 32D, I didn't look that big and girls would make fun of me for having small boobs (even though they were flat themselves).

Now I'm in my late 20s and I have 32G breasts at a healthy but low bmi. I truly believe I manifested this for myself as I only truly grew into my body in my mid 20s. If you manifest something for long enough, it can work. You just need to be consistent.

Another reason I am 100% convinced this is nothing but manifestation is because I have an identical twin and her breasts have always been much smaller (32B or 32A depending on her weight). This is considering the fact she was always a little more than me weight wise. Manifestation is a trip.

No. 2054276

>>2054262
You stole your sister's boobs. Harsh.

No. 2054290

>>2054224
We need a space for pegasisters

No. 2054296

I’d rather just bathe somebody than have sex at this point. It feels more intimate whereas sex is a scam

No. 2054310

>>2054290
Hugely based

No. 2054390

>>2054290
>>2054310
there's a MLP thread on /m/

No. 2054434

I was cleaning out my room and found a home brand wine bottle with empty drug baggies in it jfc past me.
>>2054296
Me too, I barely find sex intimate it just feels like being used.

No. 2054456

>>2054296
>>2054434
You girls need to fall in love wtf

No. 2054499

>>2054456
With who? Preschool dinosaur dungarees reddit man? Have you seen the state of dating choices recently?

No. 2054550

>>2054456
No, love makes you retarded. It's good they don't have a veil of delusion over their eyes.

No. 2054846

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I fantasize about being pretty/confident enough in my appearance so that I can wear cute outfits and put cute pics onto insta

No. 2054884

Once in middle school I plucked out all the hairs in my nose.

No. 2054893

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>>2054846
i get it, but i personally fantasize about being able to do thirst traps like pic rel. i would have legions of both men and women crying and losing their shit in the comments over how hot i am under every picture of me.

No. 2054996

I do not consider myself vain but I want to be perceived as cool?
I do not how to describe this feeling, I know I'm pretty mid, not the most beautiful, not the ugliest around but I want to be particular
I want to be charming, in some way, attract people not sexually but with vibes, maybe with a particular feature that will make people remember me? I want people to think I'm cool, not hot or sexy or whatever sexual feeling, just cool. I know it's not much of a confession and it's also stupid but sometimes I get hit by the beauty of people for ex. on the subway, esp by other not normie girls (unless they are gendie tifs, by now my eyes are developed as a hawk for that), I think they're cool and I want to compliment them but I'm autistic and shy and yet I want others to do that to me, teen to old moids forbidden tho, little boys are ok as long they're nice.
Does that make me an insecure pickme?

No. 2054997

>>2054884
Kek I did this too. Must be a rite of passage

No. 2055048

>>2054124
Also if you love your pet and pets in general you will neuter/spay your pet. There’s no reason to be breeding animals and when pets are left intact it’s basically torture for them to not ever fulfill their natural urges. Pets can’t rub one out like we can. Go to a shelter and ask the staff how many dogs and cats they have to put down everyday because of irresponsible pet owners letting their pets breed.

No. 2055058

>>2052786
Update: pretty sure he wants me to sign an NDA kek what am I getting myself into

No. 2055061

>>2055058
>What am I getting myself into
Well you should try getting yourself into a creative writing course to improve your baiting skills and because it's obviously something you enjoy.

No. 2055069

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>>2055061
I guess I’m glad my life is so fucking surreal it sounds like a poorly written tale

No. 2055071

>>2055069
So then post a photo of the NDA or the flight tickets kek.

No. 2055074

>>2055058
>>2052836
What did I fucking say, anon, you're gonna get your belly slit open and your organs harvested

No. 2055082

>>2055071
I said I’m “pretty sure” he wants me to sign an NDA. Based off some things that have been said and just the amount of assets he has, apparently such dating NDAs are not uncommon. And hell no I’m not posting my plane ticket. When I GET there I’ll post pics from the limo and any random fancy shit that doesn’t feel like it will give away my identity.

No. 2055083

>>2055082
>Hell no I'm not posting a picture
In the old days we used to say "pic or it didn't happen." That golden rule still applies even into this age.

No. 2055215

Today, I think I accidentally found out that I girl I used to know is a farmer. She probably doesn't remember who I am, which makes the whole situation so much more uncomfortable for me. I feel like I found out something I shouldn't have. I'll never expose her, but a lot of her online arguments make more sense now kek. I think I can tell which boards and threads she posts too. This feels so fucking wrong, I hate it.

No. 2055232

>>2055058
I just want you to be safe anon. Please just be safe…

No. 2055260

>>2054456
Coomer alert

No. 2055263

>>2055260
Excuse me kekk I'm just married, weirdo

No. 2055322

>>2055232
Thanks nonna. Truly feel like the scariest thing this man will do is want to buy me fake boobs and lip fillers (which is a bit scary because I’m happy with my boobs and lips, but I know if someone tries to convince me to change them and funds it I will likely agree, especially if it meant I was gonna be sent back if I didn’t agree to it). Scarier things are likely to happen to me if I stay stagnant where I am, I’m coming apart at the seams truly, I wanna be some trophy gf and get to have sex everyday I’m so fucking bored and lonely and horny nonnas. I live in the middle of fucking nowhere and the dudes on the dating market DISGUST ME and all live in hovels or with their parents or with roommates. Living with my own parents in this bumfuck area is driving me insane and it hasn’t even been 2 months. Wanna do anything that isn’t country ass bullshit? 1.5 hours one way and nope no public transit. I’m so bored all there is to do is smoke weed and dissociate. I can’t even watch TV!! I hate my life and I’m not okay here, honestly if I get body snatched I don’t even care at this point. My organs are probably worthless cause I’ve damaged them from multiple suicide attempts, so joke’s on them if that’s why I’m being sent there.(not your personal blog)

No. 2055338

>>2055322
Jesus Christ just get a hobby. This is pathetic. And I'm the anon who wants you to be safe!

No. 2055348

>>2055058
Not to try to stop you from getting your money (cause don't we all wanna live the high life?), but tread carefully and do much research on this guy. If he's not a celebrity or some billionaire, it makes no sense for him to want you to sign an NDA.

No. 2055382

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sometimes i want to get off this schizophrenic website forever but then i remember it’s the only place on the internet where anyone has validated my opinions

No. 2055390

>>2055382
We’re your family, anon….

No. 2055393

>>2055322
Your story belongs on reddit with all the other creative writing exercises on there. This is weird, anon.

No. 2055404

>>2055393
It's sad seeing how many anons fall for obvious bait.

No. 2055512

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>>2055382
Girl same. Whenever i try to go somewhere else i get treated like i am batshit insane. I also always manage to offend everyone and honestly, i cannot handle the sparkles and flowery kumbaya bullshit outside this site where everyone is going on about how queer they are and sucking on troons at any given time. I got called a troll for telling women they shouldn't have to support drug addicts in their life and that it's ok for them to abandon their weed addicted bf.

No. 2055523

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I was really rude to this one teacher when I was a kid and I feel bad about it. She was really fat and smelled bad, and she would always yell at us. I made this grotesque caricature drawing of her and showed it to my friend, and the teacher ended up seeing it. I found out years later that the whole time she was dealing with her husband trooning out on her. They ended up staying together for the kids

No. 2055666

>>2055523
I feel your pain nonny I was a total bitch as a kid and I feel bad for it. if its any consolation teachers are used to it and just think you're a little shit acting tough/cool for your friends

No. 2055706

I was hit on by a married dude (I didn't know, only found out afterwards when my friend told me and he had taken off his ring) and secretly I find it a little bit hot. I know it's really slimy especially the taking his ring off -part, but it's really flattering to think he liked me enough to hit on me despite being married. I'm not delusional though and I know he probably does it on the regular, but still. I've been fantasizing about him for days.

No. 2055708

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I'm probably the fattest person on this site

No. 2055711

>>2055708
it must be fun rolling down a hill while fat

No. 2055714

I miss Spoony so much. I dont care he's as schizo as a moid can get and a huge cow, he's my favourite youtuber and was incredibly entertaining.

No. 2055717

My confession is that I read the blackball feminism thread just for the insane esl nona. The one cow that keeps on giving. Nobody cares about what she writes yet she's always going on and on about the same thing like it's her diary. And before anyone asks, no, I'm not the person antagonizing her constantly in there. I've never posted in there or engaged with her, I just like to view her spergouts mostly because she seems easily agitated and aggressive, but I digress.

No. 2055720

>>2055706
He's not doing it for you but for himself. Don't be flattered by garbage males, he's not some knight breaking his oath to risk it all with you, hes just horny and other women ate entertaining.

if you were a married woman hitting on a younger guy they'd just think youre an easy whore. Adopt that mindset. That man is an easy whore.

No. 2055721

>>2055717
what the fuck is blackball feminism

No. 2055723

>>2055721
KEKKKK it autocorrected blackpill to blackball

No. 2055725

>>2055721
blackball feminism is when you beat the shit out of the balls

No. 2055736

i had to hide the dog hate thread because the anons on there are deranged. i dont like pitbulls and i think dog owners can be really annoying but the way they talk about them… idk. its very uncomfortable to see

No. 2055741

>>2055736
Why block a thread only to then go to another thread and talk about it. Y'know how that usually goes down..

No. 2055742

>>2055736
It's kind of ridiculous that the a thread like that is allowed to be bumped to page 1 and jumpscare normal people with insane and sometimes violent rants, but a thread where anons posted random silly shit was put on autosage.

No. 2055744

>>2055741
you know what youre right kek my bad

No. 2055745

>>2055736
They're fucking deranged. It's so weird that we share a site with them.

No. 2055747

>>2055736
It's the worst thread on this site, and I always scroll past it so I hate who they invade other threads

No. 2055782

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i'm trying so hard not to let it bother me and bottle this up because this is such a minor thing but i can't take it. it's starting to annoy me how many times some anon is like "BY THE WAY HE'S GAY" whenever someone posts some celeb they find attractive, and the anon usually turns out to be wrong 99% of the time. (i'm not talking about celebs who are actually known to be gay). it kind of makes me not want to post who i like because i know for a fact i'll go full autisma mode and start dumping information proving he's straight or at least bi because i actually fact check things and look into his background, dating history, and general past behavior before fame. like i will personally shit up a thread if an anon responds with that.
so many people online get things factually wrong about him, not even just relationships but even super basic, searchable information like the damn country he's born in and it makes me irrationally angry.

No. 2055856

I never understood how picking up guys/girls at the gym is a thing. How is being red-faced, sweaty and smelly is attractive to anyone at all?

No. 2055864

>>2055856
You’re often red faced and smelly after fucking

No. 2055898

>>2055856
Because if two people are at the gym it means they share a common interest and probably have compatible lifestyles. I met my husband at the gym and we've been married for nearly 10 years.

No. 2055941

>>2055736
When you see women and kids getting mauled, you get really tired of the psyop of protecting the ugliest breed in the world for no good reason. You may as well defend violent scrotes too.

No. 2055946

I really hate how someone just talking off handedly about some weird and often psychotic-sounding "communities" seems to attract them, and they tend to ignore whatever the person said to go into almost complete non-sequiturs and post shitty bait. Multiple "types" do this.

No. 2055949

>>2055946
>post bait
>get reply
>"I'm getting baited!"

No. 2055950

>>2055949
I didn't post any bait?

No. 2055951

>>2055736
same nonnie, i've had it hidden for as long as i can remember. literally some of the most autistic and psychotic ramblings i've ever read are from the cat/dog hate threads. terminally online and socially inept behavior

No. 2055954

>>2055946
why not just reply to her kek >>2055941

No. 2055957

>>2055954
It's not just that anon, it's a common issue. Plus, if I think something is bait, I just don't reply.

No. 2055960

>>2055957
Now I'm curious which other communities prompted this confession

No. 2055961

i'm like addicted to male attention online. i love posting thirst trap selfies and getting inboxes. i love flirting via text but never committing and then eventually ghosting when i find the next guy. it feels good to always have someone on your phone telling you you're so pretty and amazing and can do no wrong 24/7 like my own little cheerleaders AND whenever i'm horny i have someone to sext. i was also friendless and was ugly all of my teenage years, never had a bf in school or any interest in boys growing up so i'm sure that is why i'm like this now but whatever

No. 2055978

>>2055946
because i said some gay tinfoils are false?

No. 2055990

>>2055961
You suck. You are the lowest of the low and you don't get paid for it. Get fucked.

No. 2056006

>>2055990
oh boohoo i'm not a prostitute. just a woman who enjoys compliments and attention

No. 2056016

>>2054884
Drake and Josh made me believe that's what will be expected of adult me in the future.

No. 2056018

>>2055961
Genuinely, I hope you find real friends soon. No offense but the way you're living sounds miserable and I hope you grow to a point where you look back on this and cringe.

No. 2056027

>>2056018
i have real friends now, i was friendless as a child. my friends don't sext me and simp over me though, that's what i enjoy.

No. 2056041

>>2056027
Simping eventually feels like the empty meaningless gesture that it is. I can't wait for you to get there yourself.

No. 2056151

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As an actual thirdie suffering hellish conditions, I would genuinely be happy to switch nationalities with any of the "America is a third world country" doomposters online. I know that even if that set-up was possible, they'd refuse because they know the truth, but it's still annoying to see. Even an inbred meth addict without a high school diploma has a better chance in life than me by virtue of a burger passport and nationality coupled with more resources, shelters that will help them, etc. I'm not saying nobody in America suffers, but it is not exceptionally bad compared to the rest of the world.

No. 2056157

>>2056151
America is objectively a third-world shithole, there are degrees to third-worldness, and just because your country is a worse third-world shithole doesn’t mean that America isn’t a third-world shithole.

No. 2056159


No. 2056160

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>>2056151
I know this feel.

No. 2056161


No. 2056162

>>2056159
What do I have to cope with? I’m from Europe. Americans are the ones who have to cope about their third-world status.

No. 2056165

>>2056162
Get serious, you guys don't need to derail everything to be about your never-ending ego war with America kekkk

No. 2056171

>>2056165
What ego war? I already know that Europeans are superior to Americans.

No. 2056173

>>2056171
Good lord stop the cringefest, you're embarassing all of us.

No. 2056174

>>2055898
>I met my husband at the gym
you shouldn't post this anywhere men could read it.

No. 2056175

>>2056165
they're so fucking embarrassing sometimes.

No. 2056177

>>2056157
God you people are so fucking insufferable

No. 2056179

>>2056177
>>2056173
>>2056175
I feel the same way about Americans, it’s really unfortunate that you speak English so that I can involuntarily understand you, I wish there was an internet filter on Americans.(infight bait)

No. 2056181

My personal tinfoil is that most nonnies who shit up the burger/euro threads are actually just bored natives to whichever country they "hate" because why would you care that much about a country you're not going to war with kek

No. 2056185

>>2056181
Unfortunately America spreads its corrupting tendrils to countries throughout the world.

No. 2056189

I binged. My fridge is basically empty.

No. 2056200

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Years back when I was a teenager I was browsing 4chan out of morbid curiosity and I clicked on a hardcore porn thread. I saw this video that looked like actual footage of someone being raped. I have since quit watching porn entirely but that video is burned into my brain forever. The worst part is that even if I could somehow find it which I don’t ever want to, I don’t think I could hand it into the police as evidence because you couldn’t see the rapist’s face or the victim’s face

No. 2056202

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>>2056179
>>2056185
kek is this that tsundere britbong from the other thread? so obsessed

No. 2056206

>>2056202
Kawaii

No. 2056207

All the ana chan talk recently made me think of this. I follow a girl in instagram that I know had/has anorexia and I constantly see ana cues in her posts. She used to have a blog many years ago where she would openly share that she goes to therapy for it etc so I know for sure. She gai ed weight over the years but might still be underweight. She used to go on the treadmill for 1-2 hrs early in the morning and would get only soups or salads for lunch, obv she’s vegetarian etc. my confession is I KNOW

No. 2056210

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>>2056157(derailing)

No. 2056213

>>2056202
America tops even in chibi form

No. 2056216

>>2056210
Is this supposed to counteract anon's opinion that America is a third world country?

No. 2056225

>>2056210
This is like racebait bait

No. 2056226

I ate three popsicles today

No. 2056231

>>2056210
I need to see what you consider is a first world country.

No. 2056232

>>2056210
Did you just pick a random ghost town to prove your point kek

No. 2056235

>>2056210
NTA but I'm genuinely confused on what you mean here. The image on the right is still better. If you believe America is third world, you should be reincarnated as a Nigerian citizen.

No. 2056239

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No. 2056241

>>2056235
Nta, the American street is better but it’s still third-world.

No. 2056244

>>2056241
You realize America is a large country, right?

No. 2056245

>>2056210
pretty sure you could find neighbourhoods that look like the picture on the right in any country

No. 2056248

>>2056239
Eurodivergents are so funny. As if we don’t see your constant whining about how your countries are failing, le migrants are destroying everything, your politicians have fascist ties, and how your governments constantly bend over to whatever the US wants since we’re your military funding kek. Glad I’m not you(bait)

No. 2056260

>>2056239
nta but that's cherry picking a beautiful historic city centre

No. 2056264

>>2056244
>American cities
Pay $2,000 a month to have bullets whizzing through your window from a drive-by
>American suburbs
Spend a quarter of your income on your fuel for your car so that you can drive 40 minutes to the nearest grocery store, spend two hours of your working day stuck in traffic driving to an from your job.
>American countryside
Fuck-all infrastructure

No. 2056269

>>2056232
The left image is Lagos in Nigeria. The right image is New Jersey.

No. 2056283

>>2056264
Ok nonny. I’ve lived in all three and haven’t had any of the quintessential American experiences you’re describing. The countryside is actually quite charming, though we admittedly are experiencing rural decay

No. 2056286

>>2056264
I don't care, I am not American. You are just a retard for pretending America is a third world country. Return to reality.

No. 2056291

>>2056264
Out of curiosity where do you live, anon?

No. 2056301

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No. 2056311

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>>2056286
Video related is a frequent occurrence in American cities. When Americans come across an unlocked store or an unlocked delivery van, their first reaction is to loot.
>>2056291
UK

No. 2056313

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>>2056301(pic spam)

No. 2056314

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No. 2056319

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>>2056311
Aww bong-chan, you don’t have to try so hard to get our attention silly~

No. 2056339

>>2056311
And Britain is poorer than the poorest US state while having more expensive housing. You are literally poorer than Ireland, the country you've been trying to genocide for the past 500 years. If you take away London, the UK is poorer than Puerto Rico. Both your countries are first world anyway, but you are worse than the US so focus on yourself.(derailing)

No. 2056361

Stop the fighting nonnies, the whole world is in shambles. No country is perfect but they still have good things about them. Now make out.
Also for threadtax, my confession is that I love eating my skin. Favourite snack.

No. 2056380

>>2056339
UK life expectancy - 81 years

America life expectancy -79 years.


UK hdi - 0.931

America hdi- 0.927

UK inequality coefficient - 0.507 (0 is perfectly equal, 1 is completely unequal)

America inequality coefficient - 0.517(derailing)

No. 2056403

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I wish it was legal to hunt these types of men for sport

No. 2056410

>>2056403
>That username
Ugh.

No. 2056417

>>2056403
Don’t hate on him for shooting his shot.

No. 2056442

God I wish we could scrotefoil

No. 2056447

>>2056403
You just know he's bald under the hat too

No. 2056452

>>2056442
My shitposts got an anon banned for that a few days ago.

No. 2056454

>>2056442
do it anyway, fuck da rules

No. 2056485

My confession is that I only use CC to read the LC hate thread on there and laugh at all the losers that complain about this site.

No. 2056491

a few years ago an anon in a thread in /snow/ was annoying me, I could tell they were new so I baited them into breaking the rules (derailing I think) and it worked and they got banned

No. 2056493

>>2056485
what do they complain about..? i never go on cc, dont they allow scrotes on that site?

No. 2056494

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Tfw you see an anon ban-evade to troll some more but you can’t report them because you’re also ban-evading after baiting them back(ban evasion)

No. 2056497

>>2056493
It's basically a bunch of people complaining about their deserved bans and saying everyone on LC is a troon and that LC is retarded and blah blah blah etc. etc., it's just super funny because it's like the worst type of LC anon that complains on the CC thread after sperging about their ban on /meta/.

No. 2056498

>>2056485
Both lolcow and crystal cafe are filled with losers.(ban evasion)

No. 2056500

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>>2056494
This whole site kek

No. 2056504

>>2056497
that's funny because I'm pretty sure CC has been proven to have way more troons

No. 2056515

>>2056504
The best for me is when someone posts their ban on the CC thread to complain more and then I check /meta/ and see they posted a similar sperg out there and also in the dumbass ban thread on /ot/ kek. Like the bans actually really get to them and upset them and I find it funny.

No. 2056531

>>2056504
CC is like 50% farmers or ex-farmers and 50% troons and moids I'm pretty sure

No. 2056661

Cowballs are gross. I don’t know why every sperg here is obsessed with them.

No. 2056669

>>2056661
a fucking what now

No. 2056670

>>2056669
It's just some dumb thing the shitspergs bait with. Nobody gaf about it except them. Don't bother responding just report.

No. 2056688

>>2056670
Aren't the baiters the ones constantly posting it and drawing cutesy fanart of it? The anons calling it gross are the normal ones.

No. 2056698

Im failing university and i don't give a fuck. Im going to die soon.

No. 2056705

>>2056688
Basically they'll bait with a topic, when nobody responds to it they'll make another post referencing the first but from a different perspective to try and get a reaction that way. It's really a dumb strategy.

No. 2056781

I really wanna buy some sex toys mostly butt plugs kek but I live with my family and I'm afraid if I order them off of eBay or Amazon they're gonna have DIANE'S DILDOS written all over the package in big letters or something

No. 2056786

>>2056781
butt plugs are stupid because you can get the same thrill for free from a finger, and you can get the extra pressure on your internal clitoral glans from a dildo in your vagina which will also feel better (yes even if you're Built Different) and not blow out your asshole that you shit from and need to function and isn't designed for that. no shame if you like assplay but buttplugs are stupid plastic trash.

No. 2056793

>>2056781
>dildo from eBay
Wtf
Anyway, Amazon packages always come in cardboard packaging/bags so unless people open your packages it's not a big deal. Just track the package and get it asap when it comes.

No. 2056796

>>2056793
Not like a used dildo lmao. I'm taking about retailers who use eBay to sell their stuff. But thanks for that info

>>2056786
I feel super weird about putting anything in my vagina (I don't really want to get into explaining that rn), I know I could use my fingers which I've done before but it's hard to touch myself with one hand in front and one in back at the same time) I just kind of wanted to try them as a one time thing. But yeah I probably won't end up ordering them anyway.

No. 2056798

>>2056796
If you live by a post office, you could always ask them to hold onto the package there for you so you could pick it up? Most sex toy companies send their products in discreet packages though.

No. 2056799

>>2056796
Just get a handheld massager from amazon next day delivery and don't wreck your ass. You're not a faggot

No. 2056809

>>2056799
Thanks, I'll look into that

>>2056798
I did something like that with UPS once, they seemed extremely confused about it like why on earth would you have it delivered here instead of your address. I do live near a post office though, maybe they would be different

No. 2056812

>>2056809
UPS is different because usually they'll want you to pay for the PO box option instead of just having the package held, I find the normal post office better for that sort of thing. If you do a lot of online shopping I recommend you rent a PO box anyway though, most online retailers will sell your personal information including addresses to data farms for $$.

No. 2056819

>>2056809
Seriously just order a handheld massager. I literally got one last week from amazon. It just get delivered in the usual brown amazon box completely discreet and it is literally advertised to target sore muscles from working out. I bought it as a vibrator and 10/10

No. 2056824

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No. 2056827

>>2056799
Let anon do butt stuff if she wants, it's a free world.

No. 2056831

>>2056827
She can put that massager on her ass and get pleasure without prolapsing her anus or giving herself anal fissures.

No. 2056835

>>2056827
>>2056831
nta but tbqh she would have a higher chance of prolapsing with fissures and hemorrhoids if she had kids then if she used a buttplug once a month but i dont think anons are ready for that level of truth kek

No. 2056837

i used to think women being obsessed with weight was just a stereotype, but it is very true. it seems every woman is fixated on it in one way or another.

No. 2056840

I like going on Google Maps and searching for small towns and then reading the reviews for fast food restaurants. It's a lot of fun but a lot of people would probably think I was weird for my hobby. I wish people were less judgemental.

No. 2056875

>>2056840
What are some memorable reviews you've seen?

No. 2056876

>>2056875
I honestly think it'd make a really good /m/ thread to post funny reviews anons see online. I think my personal favourite (this was years ago so I have no pics) was a review for a pharmacy where someone caught the pharmacist pissing outside by the dumpsters and took a picture of him and complained that the pharmacy was dirty.

No. 2056877

>>2056840
That's really funny. I like reading reviews in general.

No. 2056901

I think after I finish uni i'm going to fail at life because I always find excuses for myself to get out of things I don't like doing.. ie work and jobs. they're always just WRONG for me. I do have a dream job right now and my course puts me on the right path for getting it but I don't know why I think it'll be any different because I fail at everything I do.

No. 2056932

>>2056876
pretty sure there is already a thread for that buried in /ot/ somewhere.

No. 2057176

i hate men so much its not even funny anymore. i can’t stand that other women in my circle are willing to be friends with them. i hate my friends obsession with most male characters too. and her obsession with kpop male groups. god this is the worst. i don’t think i ever in my life related to any men, fictional or real. this is just beyond me.

No. 2057194

>>2057176
same nonny, I even joined female oriented hobbies to make friends with WOMEN but all they talk about is mlm shipping and fanfics with men and kpop trash. I truly don't give a fuck about any of this, I hate judging what women do but women spend too much time caring about men.

No. 2057201

I'm trying to be open-minded with people's taste in media, I'm even willing to give a pass to people who like capeshit, but goddamn is it hard not to judge people who are into those shitty Avatar movies.

No. 2057318

>>2053800
>she really thinks she'll be the one using him if she fucks him and not the other way around
>>2053818
post it you nutsack

No. 2057409

My body is pretty close to shaynas… I’m working on it but it still makes me kinda sad

No. 2057480

>>2057409

I literally came here to mention that seeing Shayna's life around a year ago gave me a weird mini reality check. I posted in a confession thread back then that seeing her body made me realize I needed to get healthier. I felt determined.

Anyways, over a year since, I wanted to share here that I lost all the weight I wanted to. Nearly 40lb! I became much more active, and I eat nutritiously now and indulge with care. I learned a lot about cooking and how to be more physically active. I look and feel my best ever! You can do it!

No. 2057584

>>2057409
>>2057480
tbh same. when i started reading the shayna thread i realized i had some similar habits as her and since then i've been determined to change them. sometimes when i'm too lazy to clean or work out or cook healthy dinners i think about what nonas would say about me if i was a cow like shayna and it kicks me into high gear kek

No. 2057598

One time I ghosted someone because they told me their favorite artist was Katy Perry. I’m sorry

No. 2057601

>>2057598
Understandable

No. 2057605

>>2057176
I felt this way for awhile but then decided being angry and hateful all the time didn’t feel good anymore. I feel better now. I still hate many men but it doesn’t have to be all consuming. I’ve accepted they exist and that some want to be around them. Good luck

No. 2057700

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I am in a healthy relationship with a nigel who makes me very happy but I am very sleep deprived right now and I just looked up my ex online and saw that he's working in a small firm in his small town kek big fish in small pond, never change you ambitionless loser.

No. 2057758

sometimes i still think about japanon. that was a fucking bonkers saga. japanon if youre still here i hope youre still with the hot model guy that you became obsessed with

No. 2057776

I love watching soldiers get drone bombed and never feel a shred of empathy regardless of nationality. There’s no difference between “my own” and foreign to me, I just crave male suffering.

No. 2057841

>>2057776
I just see it as epic entertainment kek.

No. 2057923

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All my notes are written in at least 10 different colors. It really does motivate me to study. I bought a 100+ pack and I have fun scribbling away.

No. 2057927

>>2057923
off-topic but i would read an entire textbook done up like your picrel

No. 2057966

I'm sick but can't vomit, so I'm going to try reading the tmi thread for help

No. 2058201

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I just really feel that Tumblr and the crazy people that migrated from there to other platforms groomed so many people into thinking they’re trans. A lot of people’s personalities and views are almost a clone of how these chronically online idiots were on tumblr. It is trendy now to be offended like it was to be offensive back then. I lost a friend due to all of this because they ended up being mean and nasty when they came out as trans. Even demanded me to say certain pronouns for someone when THEY got that persons pronouns wrong and not me. And this person did not mind pronouns so much and noticed they were doing too much. I miss my friend but I never want to be seen as transphobic for this view but I see it so much. A low key tinfoil is going to be a massive detransition and purging of pro trans social media accounts. Then they're going to demonize the whole identity. Kinda like what happened to “Ddlg” when it was no longer popular . I’m gay and crazy I guess

No. 2058232

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Watched this film called hardcore(2004) when i was the characters age and kinda liked it since it was pretty sad. Now although the book was written by a woman i feel guilty for liking the movie since it was directed by a man depicting teen girls pain. idk

No. 2058405

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I'm black but the black girl thread has been my least favorite thread ever since it (recently) became a popular thread. It's literally the most miserable thread with the most miserable anons, but I guess that's not out of the ordinary for lolcow. And funnily enough, I used to wish the thread was more active kek.

INB4 I get called a white mood for this post

No. 2058410

>>2058201
>I just really feel that Tumblr and the crazy people that migrated from there to other platforms groomed so many people into thinking they’re trans
Absolutely. Just think about how after they banned porn on tumblr, they all jumped to twitter (full of normies) and now trans shit is more accepted in society than ever.

No. 2058420

>>2057923
What beautiful and tidy penmanship you have anon!

No. 2058490

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>>2058405
I once got called a "pickme for white men" for posting a picture of a black girl because even though she was dressed normally, they thought she looked too "white washed". This was while they retardedly ignored a straight up baiting white scrote who implied that black women are less attractive because our vaginas looked like "roast beef" to him while white women's vaginas apparently looked like fuckin "strawberries and cream". Look, seeing other black anons is somewhat fun, but the Black Girls thread attracts our worst retards apparently because my god, they are insufferably difficult. They bitch and moan all day about a white person doing this or a white person saying that, but will dismantle another black anon before they even tell an obvious white scrote to go kill himself like how his demographic likes to do. I'll still lurk and post once every blue moon, but they effectively lost me for the most part.

No. 2058619

>>2058201
don't mistake seeing things as they really are for being crazy. they want you to doubt yourself and be afraid of being called a terf because it makes it easier for them to control you. this person stopped being your friend the minute they took it upon themselves to police your words.

No. 2058744

>>2058201
What an awful friend. It's too bad that you lost her, but it's in the past now. You also reminded me of how, I believe, my first encounter with this tranny nonsense was on Tumblr over a decade ago through "fakebois." It's crazy how downhill it all went.

No. 2058814

I wouldn’t care if my brothers died. No abuse happened, nothing too dramatic except with one of them where I can’t stand the sight of him, just wouldn’t care and if they died our lives would be so much easier. There’s something silently harmful about failmales being attached to their families. There is such a thing as feeling like they are just strangers living in the same house as you, I don’t care if we are family by blood. I have virtually nothing in common with them as much as I have nothing in common with men

No. 2058871

I'm a hypocrite when it comes to AI. At one hand, I absolutely adore language models and image generators and have lots of fun with them. On the other hand, thinking about the ethics and the direction AI takes scares me and makes me feel dreadful.

No. 2059194

I don't want to cheat but I can't give up my fwb. I'm all made up and am going to go see him even though I'm seeing my bf tomorrow. He's literally a fuck golem is boring as fuck but so hot and giving I can't stop banging him. It's hardly even cheating in my mind since he's basically just a glorified dildo

No. 2059220

>>2058871
Ngl I dislike the art stuff but damn if it isn't useful for translating stuff I want to read fast.
Tbf, translators can be a pain in the ass sometimes, fucking big brudder.

No. 2059329

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I wish strawberry cows were real

No. 2059330

Before I left my job I found my retarded boss' social security number and personal information in the work computer and I saved it. He was such an asshole. I kind of want to put it up online so other people can steal his identity and his life gets ruined. I'd have to take a bus out to the next town over and use a library computer there to do it, but I still really want to do it. Sometimes I wish I wasn't psychotic but another part of me knows deep down that he deserves it.

No. 2059551

>>2056819
>it is literally advertised to target sore muscles from working out
It surely is, but you don't seriously think anyone believes it, do you? lmao

No. 2059665

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I am close to meeting my savings goals, losing weight and getting hit on in public.
I am still living with a boyfriend (and I say that flippantly). I told him if he didnt get his act together Id move out. For a few weeks he showed promise, but reverted to his old ways.
Trust me nonnas, I knew he wasnt going to pull through and be the man I need him to be. Ive just taken advantage of the free rent while I got my ducks in a row.
Anyways, the other day we ran into a customer I have from work and he hit on me hard. Barely acknowledged the bf. Immediately bf gets bitchy and I shrug my shoulders and act oblivious. He uses my computer and I left my rental search pinned in the browser. He starts up again, and all I reply with is “why does it matter?”.
Now all of a sudden he's begging me to do couples counseling and trying to pick up second job. I asked him over a year ago to do these things and ignored. So I just ignore his requests and head off to social stuff and the gym. I cook my own meals and have started to pack up belongings. No aggression, no fighting. Just doing my own thing. I sleep upstairs, because I made sure to have my own room available from the get go.
Hey man, you wasted my time, ignored my warnings, and decided to be a dipshit. Time to enjoy the consequences of your actions. Tonight Im going out with my friends, and hes already asking me who's going to be there. I replied “why does it matter?” I dont have social media, so it makes lurking impossible, kek.

No. 2059695

>>2058405
>most miserable anons
Because life is pretty irritating for many black women and we share relatable woes. Is that so wrong to talk about? Why are other groups of women allowed to do that but we’re a bunch of miserable wenches if we dare try to empathize with each other and bond on our problems? Kek you are apart of the problem
>>2058490
>bitch all day
That thread is active maybe every few days with a couple of posts kek, most reasonable black women go to LSA so they don’t get banned for daring saying the most dangerous curse words of all: I’m black

No. 2059792

>>2059665
men like your bf always take their partners for granted until they realize that it's extremely easy for her to move onto another man anytime she pleases. you can try talking to them until you're blue in the face and never once get through to them but nothing makes them sweat more than the the knowledge that they can be easily replaced.

No. 2059874

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I used to be “in love” with the most greasy, fat pathetic (and hairy) moid and every time I think about his disgusting self it makes me feel so disgusted with myself. I honestly think I was just in love with the feeling of love and not him, he was just overall gross, looked like a younger wetback version of ian miles cheong. What the actual fuck was I doing?

No. 2059895

i'm supposed to go on this date with this guy but i feel nervous so i want to reschedule for next week and i'd rather just stay at home because it'll be so late oops.

No. 2059921

>>2059874
please spoiler next time

No. 2059938

I'm still fat after going to the gym for 3 years because I didn't change my diet. I did lose 20 pounds just from exercise when I started but haven't lost anything since. I'm starting to feel like quitting the gym because I feel like the other regulars judge me for my lack of progress and I'm embarrassed.

No. 2059955

>>2059792
Its quite entertaining to see it happen, kek. I am fine with all this; Ive made my peace with it. Im planning on moving to the beach!

No. 2059963

>>2059938
That's stupid talk and you know it. It's better for your health to be fat and active than fat and sedentary. Keep up the gym, and fuck anyone who judges you.

No. 2059976

>>2059938
If you're going to the gym, weight isn't an ideal metric of how much fat you've lost because as you exercise, you're body fat will decrease and your muscle mass will increase. It's better to measure areas such as your waist, hips, thighs and upper arms.

No. 2059987

>>2059938
You made improvements health-wise regardless. Your heart thanks you.

No. 2060067

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I find europeans fighting with each other very funny

No. 2060122

opened drawing requests then realized that not only do i not feel like drawing them i'm also sick of the fandom i draw for. oops.

No. 2060133

>>2059938
Anon, I'm proud of you. 20lbs of weight loss and keeping it off is still great and something to celebrate. Keep up the good work, you're healthier just by maintaining your gym routine.

No. 2060142

>>2059938
Too many people look at the gym like it's an accessory to weight lose or muscle growth instead of a part of leading a healthy life. Just by working out you've helped your heart get stronger, improved blood circulation, brought your energy levels to a good standard, etc., etc.. If you keep going to the gym regularly, you'll stay healthy and reap all the benefits that come from exercising.
>I feel like the other regulars judge me for my lack of progress and I'm embarrassed.
I mean this in a nice way, but I don't think they even notice that you're there, let alone keep track of how much you weigh.

No. 2060431

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Teenagers and kids freak me out. It's stupid, I know.

No. 2060435


No. 2060476

3 years ago I changed entirely for a man and I still hate myself for it even though I’ve done my best to undo all of that damage. I was in a really bad place mentally after leaving a long term abusive relationship, and I started to get closer with this moid in my life that was just a really bad person. He did a lot of drugs, was a wannabe emo rapper, was out partying and going to events all the time, actual narcissist by definition, just overall a really bad person. He was really good looking though, like 6’4”, toned tan body, long well kept hair, 9/10 face. So when he started showering me with attention I just completely bent to his will. I started doing drugs with him, partying with him all the time, we were constantly traveling together. My depression got worse, I became someone my friends didn’t want to be around so he was the only person I had in my life. I was actually obsessed with him and so needy and clingy and would’ve done anything for his approval.
He just made my life feel fun and exciting and he made me feel more desired than I had in a really long time. He’s no longer in my life anymore after all of that ended really, really poorly. But I feel so much shame and embarrassment over it even still. Looking back at all of that makes me feel like I’m such a weak person, and I worry if it was that easy for me to just lose myself then I’ll never be fit to be a good mother, or a good friend, or anything else.

No. 2060535

I've developed a fear of anything with caffeine in it, even chocolate. The reason why is a long story I don't feel like explaining right now. I just a bunch of sweets from a friend and I'm staring at them wondering what to do because I want to eat them but I'm afraid. I hope I get over this retarded fear soon.

No. 2060539

>>2060122
You don't actually have to do them anon! Let the dust settle for a few days and then quietly delete the request post.

No. 2060627

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I got really interested in H R PufnStuff and shipping the old witch with the teenage boy and I'm pretty ashamed of it. I think it's like the genderswap of the ugly bastard trope and I'm a little disappointed at the lack of anything with it.

No. 2060650

>>2060643
Going solely off what you said, it'd be more doormat-ish if you poured time and energy into trying to convince him to save himself rather than continue on your current trajectory to prioritize yourself first and foremost. He used to beat you and even broke your arm, let him rot if he refuses to learn how to live. You can't convince people to get and keep a job, they have to do it themselves

No. 2060656

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>>2060627
You shipped Witchiepoo? How???

No. 2060673

>>2060656
The disgust is a big factor of it

No. 2060750

>>2060627
based as hell, nona.

No. 2060858

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i sometimes wish for some dictatorship or communism or whatever ideological rule that results in low birth rates to come into place in India because Christ why are there so many people? how does a country with a society this prudent create so many offspring?

No. 2060938

Just had a one night stand with some guy. The sex was decent but I feel bad because I just don’t like casual sex at all really. I also pretended he was by ex the whole time.

No. 2060964

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>>2060858
>how does a country with a society this prudent create so many offspring?
you make it seem like the women have a choice in it, plus with the caste system some rape cases of lower castes aren't even considered rape because the women are considered untouchables lower than dogs so why should it matter?
>inb4 racebait

No. 2060980

i am not attracted to men but i think i will have to marry a man to get secure a visa

No. 2061108

>>2060980
Can lesbians get visas this way?

No. 2061128

>>2060964
india really needs to step up in space tech for how many people it's making. how do you fix such a large population to begin with, i can't think of anything other than simply castrating any male that's already had one child.

No. 2061135

>>2060858
>>2060964
It's a complex situation, India's population is mostly due to the the fertile land. but root cause lies in the social culture where personal choice in relationships was removed for centuries, and every disgusting male was guaranteed to have a wife.
>>2061128
India almost had a dictator who wanted to sterilize certain men

No. 2061140

>>2061135
>certain men
i already know what direction that would've gone in
>>2060964
man i feel bad for North Easterners, rest of India treats them like shit and they still wouldn't be accepted elsewhere, i wish they could be spared from India's deserved shit reputation.

No. 2061205

>>2061135
>certain men
Who, men from the lowest caste, the one that's treated like shit just for existing?

No. 2061209

I have got to stop giving useles advice to people, it’s like a fun game I like doing when I’m bored

No. 2061221

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I want to buy a Sylvanian family toy because I get easily influenced by the media I consume. I wish I could stop being this way, I usually buy the stuff I definitely totally want when a few months have passed by and I still want that thing/haven't forgotten about it, but I still feel retarded for being swayed by cute pictures and funny videos.

No. 2061234

>>2061140
>>2061205
It was a campaign started by Indra Ghandi(no relation to that Gandhi) and enforced by her son Sanjay, she was PM for a couple of years but only had full dictator power for a little over a year. The policy targeted basically any man who had too many kids. It was fairly poorly managed, but the point was to make a message
>An astonishing 6.2 million Indian men were sterilised in just a year, which was "15 times the number of people sterilised by the Nazis", according to science journalist Mara Hvistendahl. Two thousand men died from botched operations.

No. 2061298

I fried my brain on a chatbot. I think I broke myself.

No. 2061305

When I know I'm going to vacuum clean within 24 hours I just throw shit on the the floor.
>>2061221
I feel you nonnie, I've limited my media consumption to cooking videos, cartoon reviews and spooky story narrations and it's worked pretty well. I still can't go on amazon or shein without being super tempted to buy useless shit but I'm not thinking about it in my spare time. Even videos about minimalism make me want to spend money, guess I'm a consoomer at heart.

No. 2061315

>>2061221
Kek only buy them if you're actually gonna spend time playing with them or else they'll get dusty on a shelf and it'll be a waste of $

No. 2061346

Sometimes when I'm reading through old threads I'll see a post and think "wow this anon is really insightful/funny/smart" and then I remember I was the one that posted it and feel ashamed of my pride.

No. 2061440

>>2060938
Now that some time has passed I feel really bad about this kek. He was okay but I’m just embarrassed I fucked a complete stranger who wasn’t as cute in the morning. I haven’t been with a moid in several years and wish I had waited until I found someone more worthy.

No. 2061559

Sometimes I Tthink some crazy crazy thoughts and wonder what crazier thoughts moids coukd have and it scares me

No. 2061588

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>>2061315
I kind of want to use it as my character figure for DnD kek.

No. 2061589

i am objectively doing better than before, i do think work-related stress is better than "my life is going nowhere stress", but i do miss being a NEET sometimes. it makes me feel guilty to even long for that period of my life again but i can't help it. i'm not aiming to ever return to it, but i do think of it sometimes.

No. 2061591

>>2061589
secondly: i worry that troons really do live in my head rent free sometimes. i was thinking of vr d&d/rp and how sick that's going to be, then i realized how pozzed it would be. the thought of meeting some hot boy/woman in the vrscape and it turns out to be a tif/tim grosses me out bad as hell

No. 2061705

I have never visited 4chan in my life.

No. 2061746

>>2061705
I used to, back in the glory days of 2012. Probably full of edgelords shitposting now, but scrolling /b/ back in the day would often send my sides into orbit.

No. 2061786

>>2059665
Same anon which thread should I live post our breakup on kek, hes breaking down.

No. 2061829

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I'm on level 3281 in Royal Match. I feel like a massive boomer lol

No. 2061836

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>>2061829
I've been playing a game like this (Project Makeover, that game with the weird ads) and it made me realize that for all those Candy Crush type of games, someone really has to design each board for each level. I mean obviously there's templates and randomisation they must use and everything, but I wanna see a behind the scenes into how these type of games are developed.

No. 2061838

>>2061836
I played that game for a while because I thought it was going to be retarded and I wanted to rage, but I actually like the stories, they're meaningful and sweet, I got bored after a while because the puzzles get a but annoying though.

No. 2061839

>>2061786
None, it sounds cringey.

No. 2061841

>>2061838
I don't mind the levels so far, but I hate the makeover options. Especially with the furniture. It feels like nothing can be completely cohesive, and sometimes the options feel a little dated.

No. 2061844

>>2061786
VENT THREAD I WANT TO KNOW

No. 2061868

I had to pretend to be a super far left mom for a while just to fit in with the group I was apart of. Eventually the group fucked off (not sure what happened) but I am SO glad I don't have to bite my tongue every time they talk about trannies being real women.

No. 2061869

I really hate this artist because I'm jealous of them, and I know I'm not going to escape their fucking art, it gets posted everywhere online

No. 2061878

>>2061869
Same happened to me. Then I found out she was a loser irl kek.

No. 2061967

>>2060627
This show was my favorite as a kid, my dad introduced me to it. I loved the frog, I thought she was so cool, disappointed that she didn’t appear in other episodes as a main character. I was really obsessed with female characters that were non-feminine animals, I also like that she wore a suit.

No. 2062048

>>2061234
>Two thousand men died from botched operations.
only thing making me feel bad about this is their wives left behind that were dependent on them and probably were mistreated and pressuring into killing themselves. and now indian moids have this victim complex and think women and men are now even.

No. 2062111

Why do I who is not wlw am obsessed with watching female rap music videos? Like idk the fashion and the dancing/twerking is nice to look at idk

No. 2062118

>>2061234
Absolutely fucking based.

No. 2062128

Resisting the urge to call the boyfriend of my friend a “fat femme” on facebook. He’s queering heterosexuality with that body

No. 2062152

>>2062111
>who is not wlw
Just say lesbian, jfc this isn't twitter.

No. 2062158

i wouldn't hate AGPs and lesbian fetishizers as much if they wouldn't act like they are interested in or performing anything close to actual lesbianism, but i know males have to bother women for the coom.

No. 2062160

>>2062152
iirc I see the term more here but yeah not lesbian or bi

No. 2062162


No. 2062207

I think a relationship with an older woman and a younger man (of legal age is inherently beautiful and should be encouraged

No. 2062239

>>2062152
We have been getting invaded by twitter zoomies

No. 2062244

Fat women with mini backpacks is always funny to me and reminds me of Amberlynn.

No. 2062258

>>2062152
Nooooooo l\sb\an is a le hecking trans exclusive languagerinooo

No. 2062269

i hate fat people. but like really fat people like over 250lbs. i won't ever be rude to their faces but i think less of them.

No. 2062433

I know this is psychotic but sometimes I fantasize about tying up my ex and his family and making him admit that he loves me over and over again and smothering him to death with my love. I want him to be afraid of how much I love him. Although I can't do this and will pretend he is not alive while we are not together. I think about tying him up and making him my servent. I miss him dearly. Oh how I wish you would come back.. I do not care for other moids, just this one in particular.

No. 2062436

>>2062433
This is me being toned down.. maybe I really am crazy. Or bpdchanned. Why are my thoughts like this? I can only wonder how moids think if I… a regular woman think such crazy things.

No. 2062445

>>2062258
mods…I think this was just a joke.

No. 2062453

>>2062258
LMAO. I first saw this post and was about to respond "gee I sure hope the autistic faggot mods don't ban you for typing like this" and what do you know they did kek.

MODS = FAGS
NO FUN ALLOWED

No. 2062462

>>2062445
>>2062453
Please be patient

No. 2062463

>>2062445
I reported her post because some anons need to learn that not every unfunny autistic "joke" that comes into their heads needs to be posted.

No. 2062476

>>2062463
whut. what rule was actually being broken? this is weird, you report things just because you don't like it?

No. 2062486

>>2062476
nta but yes, people actually do this.

No. 2062496

Kek if posts were reported just for being unfunny 90% of the site, and especially the caps thread, would be banned

No. 2062503

>>2062476
nta but self censoring isn't allowed here, it's lesbian not l/bi/an or whatever op said. even if its a joke or whatever its still breaking a rule. just because you break rules in ironic ways it doesnt mean youre not breaking a rule kek

No. 2062538

>>2062503
But why would this bother them even if it's meant sarcastically but not the newfag tard using wlw? Also the rule is meant to keep newfags away, not regular users making fun of newfags.

No. 2062642

>>2062503
>>2062463
You sound insufferable. inb4 get reported for infighting

>>2062463
I know you can get banned for misreporting posts, so I just put the blame on the autistic mods who can't recognize a joke. At least the redtexts is lifted now but I'd be careful of making joke on this site. LC is losing culture and soul.

No. 2062703

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when i was a teenager, i used a rock to draw a "Squidward" on the sidewalk. As I was making the eyes and the nose, I stopped and started to giggle because it looked like a penis, so I left it like that. Instead of making 1 i made 2 in picrel. I'm drunk and it just made me realize that I was drawing dicks wrong, not that they deserve to be drawn right but i was like 18.

No. 2062822

>Things you hate
It's kind of mean but I hate suicidal people that talk about suicide all the time and bring it up everywhere. Like I'm on LC I don't wanna see graphics that detail how to commit suicide and people talking about it. It's so weird and I know it's not their fault but really just because you're mentally ill doesn't mean you get a free pass at being antisocial. It's honestly freaky watching a thread get derailed by a bunch of people that want to kill themselves and sharing ways to do it. I think they forget that not everyone wants to see that shit or talk about it.(wrong thread)

No. 2062851

File: 1719279095756.jpg (76.91 KB, 300x241, MrNoodle.jpg)

i had a crush on him

No. 2062885

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Turkey tom looks a lot like my Mexican hapa cousin, which makes watching his videos feel weird

No. 2062888

>>2062885
It's over for your cousin then.

No. 2062892

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Having an eating disorder is genuinely so embarrassing. Shit is not cool, quirky or enjoyable. I hate having these retarded centipedes crawling around in my brain. Living a life with normal eating patterns isn't making the thoughts go away. I don't like anachan culture because it consists of retards thinking that wanting to kill yourself places you on a higher plane than others, when really, you're more like a dumb, defective animal constantly at odds with its own survival while still clinging to life. There is nothing more pathetic and miserable than to repeatedly choose adjacency to death, whether that leaks into your habits or not. It's a fucking humiliating way to be, and it's tempting to tell myself I just think that because my body isn't where I want it to be, but I know for a fact I'd still feel intense shame around coveting the things I do even if it was.

No. 2062896

>>2062892
You are a poet Nona.

I fall into that retarded trap of thinking having suicidal habits makes me le tortured empathetic poor soul but in reality, like you said, I’m just a retarded human fighting my own survival skills and instincts, and for what? To feel good about being underweight? Like that makes me the most specialist girl ever? I relate to you a lot right now nonni, I’ve been going through the revelation that being an Ana chan is just not worth it and dumb. I’ve been telling myself these days ‘bitch, just eat’ because I’m fed up with how retarded this shit has made me.
I’m praying for to recovery nonni, I hope we can both make it together. I’m rooting for you

No. 2062899

If i had more charisma and charm i'd honestly set up a religion for women only where god is a genderless entity and it's considered a sin to consider yourself genderless because in a way it's like claiming you are beyond your physical form and saying you are god. Obviously this isn't the only thing i would do with this religon, but when in our mass/ceremonies or whatever we would wear veils and not make eye contact. The priestess would have a veil completely obscuring their face and we are not allowed to know her identity.

No. 2062905

>>2062703
It’s still funny tho

No. 2062907

>>2062896
I'm glad I don't sound too insane. Rooting for you too, nonna ♥

No. 2062919

File: 1719284073809.jpeg (166.28 KB, 887x529, IMG_1399.jpeg)

>>2062892
No, you are on a higher plane of existence when you have an eating disorder. The very idea of evading the animalistic urges of the mind to achieve noble feats with the possibility of death and ostracization is quite cerebral and admirable. Fatties are on the opposite side of that scale as they are lazy, dumpy, don’t aspire to much and chase their emotions with food like a squirrel hunting for the right kind of nut. Fatties are slaves of nature, anorexia is overcoming nature with nobility that our human minds can’t handle so it caves in.

No. 2062920

File: 1719284358221.gif (3.24 MB, 500x1118, 1000017389.gif)

>>2062919
peak form. ultimate goddess. the skeleton is the backbone of human beauty.

No. 2062922

>>2062919
ugliest pic on the whole site

No. 2062957

>>2062111
because you're retarded and you should leave this place(infighting)

No. 2062962

>>2062919
I'm imagining Varg fat-fingering this post while he sticks his thumb into his wife's rancid farm cheese while threatening his kids with a beating unless they give him lolcow screen time kek

No. 2062970

>>2062962
Unironically, kek. The type of shit a worthless moid cruising for underage girls and deeply insecure women says.

No. 2062980

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I don’t like dogs except for pugs. I know they are abominations and their flat snouts are terrible for their health but I love their personalities and I think they’re adorable

No. 2062981

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I had a crush on these 2 scrotes when I was 11

No. 2062982

>>2062919
a malnourished brain starting to hallucinate is true enlightenment yes

No. 2062985

>>2062981
Many such cases

No. 2063058

File: 1719297158520.jpg (3.91 MB, 3024x4032, 20230706_175432.jpg)

i saw another anon call this furby ugly but i think it's cute

No. 2063295

Last night I had a dream where PT was having an autistic breakdown and I screamed at her to stop faking it and calm down and then hit her and everyone was relieved. I’ve also had dreams with Shay in them. I need to stop reading threads before bed. I’m deeply disturbed these freaks have entered my dreams

No. 2063298

>>2063058
Same kek

No. 2063302

>>2063295
I've had dreams where I befriend Jillian and Steven as well kek, then I'm like "oh they're nicer in real life!!! hope they never find out I shit talked them online" and then wake up kek

No. 2063321

>>2063302
>t. sofia

No. 2063656

Regarding the sunscreen debate in other threads I honestly don't care if my skin ages, I'm not going to look young forever and it's totally fine.

No. 2063689

>>2063656
me neither. Makes me glad god made me a mentally ill husbandofag because i dont fall for propaganda.

No. 2063698

>>2063656
ok skin cancer-chan

No. 2063717

>>2063656
Imagine all the skincare girlies wasting money on it then vaping the whole day lmao

No. 2063745

File: 1719344023155.jpg (13.38 KB, 685x679, 1000035854.jpg)

I feel kind of sad because I haven't been able to use discord or most social media in general, I'm again retracting in my shell, I haven't used discord in months and opening the app somehow gives me anxiety. But I haven't had a single bad moment in there, I'm in a group with some really nice girls where we can sperg comfortably about our husbandos, but I'm just not ready to use social media.
I don't know why I always do this, I make a few friends and then I just stop using any app that lets me communicate with them, I can barely reply to my best friend and my family on WhatsApp.

No. 2063752

coffee makes me feel like shit so i don’t know why i keep drinking it

No. 2063754

>>2063656
I’m a healthfag so I’ll still use it, but if I wasn’t I would also be this. It sincerely depresses me how youth-obsessed society is, it results in this weird anxious neurosis over ageing. When I do age I will be happy to do so. Why wouldn’t I be? In an age where people are dying young due to unfortunate circumstances I can only hope to live a good, long life. I genuinely can’t really comprehend why others would feel any different. I don’t understand it. I don’t understand the people that spend copious money to get anti-ageing treatments starting from their 30s or odd. I don’t get it.

No. 2063755

I accidentally sent a pic of something with some of my loose pubic hairs in the frame Im gonna die

No. 2063757

>>2063755
>>2063755
What did you send? And why was there pubic hair in the frame?

No. 2063758

>>2063689
Being volcel is truly a blessing and not having to care about my appearance really saves me from being stressed.
>>2063698
I do wear sunscreen when I'm going on long walks in the sun, but no way am I slathering my face on a cloudy winter day, I don't care about getting wrinkles now or in 10 years.

No. 2063764

>>2063757
Pic of my cat (literal cat) on my bed.
I was pulling them out. As a hobby.

No. 2063766

>>2063764
Haha this is so fucking funny. Maybe they’ll just think it’s head hair…?

No. 2063774

>>2063766
No. Wrong length.

No. 2063780

I’m glad I’m probably the most hygienic person on this website.

No. 2063782

>>2063780
I can smell you from here anon

No. 2063785

>>2063774
Say it's your cat's pubic hair

No. 2063786

>>2063785
Good save. Thank you

No. 2063792

File: 1719346170058.jpeg (53.96 KB, 375x500, IMG_5666.jpeg)

>>2063782
You know it!

No. 2063793

>>2063786
"I also have a little black dog with curly fur!"

No. 2063794

>>2063792
Bitches who brag about being "clean" always have the most disgusting chemical stank

No. 2063805

>>2063794
nta but i unironically love the smell of chemicals more than natural scents. especially bleach, detergent, sink cleaners, and that plasticity smell that brand new store bought clothes and other items have

No. 2063815

>>2063794
They always have naturally terrible B.O as well kek, they overcompensate
>>2063805
I feel abnormal for this but they make me feel dizzy. I absolutely can’t stand perfume for this reason

No. 2063881

>>2063815
>>2063794
This sounds projection

No. 2064198

I wish I knew a submissive man with a foot fetish. I would love to have someone to massage and lick my feet in the evening, I don't want to touch other people's feet so idk if it makes me a foot fetishist but I would love to have someone touch me like that.

No. 2064216

>>2063794
literally it, I can't imagine why you'd need to clean 3-9 hours every single day using loads of extra product unless you were naturally stinky, I also heavily judge women who use vaginal cleansers, it doesn't even do anything and if you stink down there you need an obgyn not cleansers

No. 2064224

>>2064216
What? Cleaning yourself does not take 3-9 hours. I've seen so many weird fucking posts from people that seem like they don't understand how humans work these past like two weeks. Its like lolcow is bring invaded by aliens.

No. 2064251

>>2064224
Kek I agree. It reminds me of butthole-chan the other day saying that everyone spends all day with their fingers stuck up their shitty assholes. It's like I know this website has a lot of NEETs and autists, but even then these sorts of "alien" post come across as insane.

No. 2064346

File: 1719363265887.gif (586.87 KB, 498x498, yepdepdepdep.gif)

So I used to eat my teenage half-sister's lipsmacker stash in the late 90s when I was like a five year old kek. Pic reminded me of it >>2064202.

Dr. Pepper was pretty good. All the solid-colored lipsmackers at the bottom were tasty. The sparkly ones at the top were pretty shit cause I recall they had some kind of gritty sparkle glitter to them and did not have a good taste.
I also ate chalk, so there's that.

No. 2064353

>>2064346
Child me went feral for stuff like this and the smell of lipstick still gives me a primal urge to this day so I understand.

No. 2064380

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My posts get on the caps thread alot. I’m not even funny.

No. 2064394

>>2064380
I rarely get posted in there. I have to learn how to adopt awkward spergy millennial girl humor that stopped developing after 2014 fuck

No. 2064402

>>2064346
I liked playdoh and pet food as a kid. Looking back, I realize my parents were actually not feeding me enough and that's why I was underweight all of growing up. I was just eating pet food to survive….

No. 2064416

>>2064402
I was an overweight kid and still ate pet food. What was your favourite? Mine was fish flakes for sure, genuine good snack they need to make a human version. But I did get cat and dog food from the shop (didn’t even have pets), the jelly kind thought it was really slimy and bland and felt bad for them because if this was a better alternative to kibble they have it bad, wow. Fish have it better. Also, in that instance I was 12 so I probably should have known better by then kek.

No. 2064440

>>2064416
>Mine was fish flakes for sure, genuine good snack they need to make a human version.
Ntayrt but agreed, I used to sneak a pinch of it kek. Dog and cat food always tasted bad to me and smelled about as gross.
Bird seed for my parakeet was good to me, but not that weird when you really think about it.

No. 2064455

>>2064416
ntayrt but i tried cat food as a kid and remember trying really hard to convince myself it tasted good but thinking i'll just stick to human food kek i was maybe 5 or 6 it was whiskas. I thought the pocket pellet cat treat food was cool though.

No. 2064458

>>2064440
>but not that weird when you really think about it.
Nona… it's still weird if you really think about it kek…

No. 2064462

>>2064458
Do you eat sunflower seeds? Pumpkin? Fennel? Flax?
I assure you anon, you eat seeds that birds eat kek.

No. 2064477

>>2064462
Yeah but I buy those at the grocery store I don't eat my parakeets dinner and then pretend like it's not a lil bit weird. It's okay to be weird nona we're on LC but let's not pretend eating bird food isn't weird kek.

No. 2064479

I think tiny little old men gnomes are actually pretty cute and I struggle whenever I see those silly holiday statues at stores.

No. 2064494

>>2064477
Ah, so it's not that it's literally the same food, it's that it has the 'pet food' label and that's why it's weird.

No. 2064517

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>>2064416
AYRT fish flakes are good, but I did enjoy dog and cat food. I only ever ate the dry kibble, though. I ate the Kirland Signature brand dog food, but the ProPlan selects with the actual scraps of chicken in it was the really good dog food. It seriously tasted good since it would have the dry kibbles mixed with freeze dried chicken. I preferred the taste of cat food overall because sometimes it has a fish flavor to it. Dog food was like…..you had to immediately brush after because it made your breath smell terrible. I'm 27 now and I sometimes still want to take a little taste test since I'm older.

No. 2064607

>>2064597
Anger issues

No. 2064629

>>2064597
I understand, but yeah probably anger issues

No. 2064631

>>2064597
I wish I could be afraid of women beating me up instead of men. I think I would kind of like it.

No. 2064751

>>2046911
One of my high-school classmates killed himself and I'm glad. He was a complete dick to me and I'm glad he suffered up until his last moments on earth

No. 2064789

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>>2056485
As an update to this, the anons in that thread on CC are now saying that LC is the same as a fascist dictatorship. These are the anons that stir shit up on this site. In their minds, they're not baiting - they're fighting against a totalitarian fascist regime… you can't make this shit up kek.

No. 2064791

>>2056485
Honestly glad they constantly get raided

No. 2064846

File: 1719387041063.jpeg (27.42 KB, 680x545, 1643404281955.jpeg)

>>2064789
>akschually, this is fascism and proof that a female dictator would be even worse than a male!

No. 2064857

>>2064751
Yeah some guy I knew in my hometown died due to his type 1 diabetes and I’m glad. He was a pedophile always creeping around young girls.

No. 2064858

>>2064597
The way your violence is only targeted towards women makes me think you’re a pussy ass bitch. I’d love to beat the shit into you. I bet you can’t fight to save your life. You just sit and stew in your own resentment when superior women talk.

No. 2064869

>>2064858
Don't sink to "her" level.

No. 2064876

I would love to beat the shit out of a TIF.(a-logging)

No. 2064883

I love when men stare and objectify me and I hate myself for it and feel so much shame, nobody would ever guess irl tho

No. 2064892

I love when my skirt goes spinny tehee it gives me the tingles down there. uwu It's so embarrassing in public though so I'll only let you fellow girlies know.(bait)

No. 2064893

>>2064198
Related confession cause I haven't told anyone: I met a guy with a foot fetish and he licked my feet in bed. It was kinda nice and I think about it sometimes. I'm not into feet either but it made me feel like every part of my body was desirable for him, even my feet which are generally considered to be a dirty bodypart. I feel like I kinda understand some part of footfags' train of thought now.
He also took pics of my feet and they actually came out really nice.. I should've charged him for them though

No. 2064897

>>2064892
stfu dumb bitch(responding to bait)

No. 2064901

>>2064892
Cute(responding to bait)

No. 2064913

I’m gen z with older xoomer parents and thought Yugoslavia was still a thing as a child

No. 2064949

File: 1719395168369.webp (340.7 KB, 671x680, thug.jpg)

To disclose- I'm genuinely not racist, some of my family is Indian and I genuinely love learning about persian history and that area's contributions to the world.

When I was a little younger, I was rather schizo paranoid, and was very into online conspiracy theories about stuff like diseases actually killing your connection to the divine and stuff like that. and about politicians all being cannibals, i was mentally unwell
Anyway, on websites like this, where I could get into my schizo echo chambers, there were also racist forms of media, like memes and songs. I honestly could not look away, it felt like discovering some weird, scary, underground club. But here's the silly part- kid's songs rewritten to sound racist- trying not to get on a watchlist, but in retrospect that stuff was so funny, like imagine 'hakuna matata' rewritten to be about 'white p-wer', it's so retarded I just can't take it seriously. Like imagine these silly disney animals being racist, or like Elsa from Frozen calling for a civil war against the lizard/'semite' led government or something. What were the idiots who made those songs thinking kek

No. 2064965

>>2064897
Kek sorry you got banned along with me nonna, I was literally just shitposting to the actual bait above my post but I guess we need to use tone indicators now.

No. 2064969

File: 1719398183698.gif (964.81 KB, 640x640, fbi-glow-4165460508.gif)

Sometimes I shitpost to talk to the FBI agent I hope is watching and tracking everything I do online. It makes me look schizo, but I like to imagine that somewhere, there's a sexy FBI agent watching me and falling in love with me. Then I realize I want to laugh at him because he went to the academy only to have to babysit random people online.

No. 2064976

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I discovered lolcow 4 years ago because I had a grimes fanpage and my mutuals were ranting to me about some grimes lolcow thread (not the current one). I had to pretend to be upset about it too but I secretly realized that grimes is cringe and developed an image board addiction ever since. I genuinely need to stop opening these websites

No. 2064980

>>2064913
One of the former Yugoslav countries went by that name until 2007 or so despite SFR Yugoslavia dissolving in the late 80s-early 90s so it's understandable. North Macedonia only changed its name from Former Yugoslav Republic of Macedonia a few years ago.

No. 2064986

>>2064913
same. my parents today still call it yugoslavia despite having left eastern europe 30 years ago. it will forever be a thing in our hearts

No. 2065004

File: 1719403177235.jpg (48.64 KB, 275x269, 1688229704930.jpg)

I love making mtfs feel uncertain and excluded in female social spaces. I love making them realise how much they stand out like the hulking, awkward gross males they are just by simply naturally socialising with other women.
So many disgusting freaks keep trying to insert themselves in my circles, calling themselves "lesbians", dating delusional handmaidens who bow to every word they say. I never say anything to them obvious or directly of course, seeing women naturally exist and experience happiness together and be actual lesbians is all i need to do

No. 2065017

>>2064969
Now I'm convinced YOU'RE a fed. I was fantasizing the other day about Google searching sentences I was trying to type to my NSA agent, like "I know you're listening" "I know you can see me" "Let's go on a date some time" and then bring up a porn website. The thought of some overeducated high paid government worker (who is also in amazing shape to meet government fitness standards and has a cute face) watching over my shoulder and seeing every time I google a word to make sure I spell it right makes me feel warm. Glowies hmu

No. 2065041

I'm going to a pride parade and I'm supporting the pride industrial complex by buying a big flag. I know it's retarded but my friend is so excited to go for the first time, I can't say no to her

No. 2065048

>>2065004
ily nonna got any good stories to tell?

No. 2065096

File: 1719410917065.jpg (10.05 KB, 275x264, 1648193241411.jpg)

My life is good, better than it's ever been. I have a decent job in my field that doesn't demand too much from me. I have plenty of friends and a loving support network. I have hobbies that enrich my life. I feel mentally stable at least compared to the rest of my life. So why do I have constant invasive thoughts that this is all temporary? The impending sense of doom, that my life will soon fall apart and this goodness is all temporary, is fucking me up.

No. 2065174

sometimes i read the ugly male psyop thread for a kek. straight women who can’t comprehend separatism or even just not lusting over scrotes have it real bad and it’s funny. i sympathize (sort of, when they’re not shitting on women for not sharing their femdom fantasies) of course but it’s still funny.

No. 2065191

>>2065174
Sometimes I feel bad for straight women but then I read posts on here by anons babying their Nigels and I stop feeling bad anymore. Moids are like that because they'll always have a supply of enablers and handmaidens to wipe their asses for them.

No. 2065207

>>2065191
Yep, anons will complain about men and then talk about sucking dick or birthing their children on another thread

No. 2065226

>>2065191
>they'll always have a supply of enablers and handmaidens to wipe their asses for them.
An anon could post in the vent thread about how her scrote shits himself in his sleep every night and that she's tired of washing the sheets, and STILL defend him when other anons tell her to dump him. Nigelposting should really be limited to /g/ because I'm tired of seeing the same vent over and over again on /ot/.
>My beloved nigel hates me because he's a misogynist, and he is always mean to me and doesn't respect me, but once he bought me Taco Bell 3 years ago so if I break up with him
now it'd be really mean and nasty and I won't do it!

No. 2065251

>>2065096
I'm sorry you're feeling that way, nonna, but if you can manage to reshape your thoughts a little, that feeling is actually quite healthy. In most cases your current situation is temporary, and something will happen that will make life difficult again. Be it the death of a loved one, the loss of your job, your health or injuries that might impact your hobbies, it's all a common and normal part of life. Having this in mind makes you more prepared for when it happens. Try to just appreciate how good your life is now while also knowing that when it changes for the worse again, it will not stay that way either. Hoping this good time in your life will last for a long time, though, so you get to enjoy it!

No. 2065254

>>2065191
word like men see one porn clip or mra talking point and apply it to every woman alive for the rest of their lives, women will see male crime statistics or reflect on male abuse they’ve suffered (man vs bear shit) and still fuck and simp for males. being a feminist really is rooting for the losing team

No. 2065266


No. 2065270

>>2065226
It's giving aella girl from Twitter(that woman who did a birthday gangbang she recruited moids for and created statistics of it including how many men cummed, how many men didn't, how many cummed inside of her etc.) she's some polygamous e whore, once she posted a childlike drawing one of her moids made for her and pinned on her fridge after he told her she is not that pretty during sex and he wrote on it a childish apology and made the words "not that pretty" like 100x bigger than other words and drew them having sex. She said she appreciates his honesty, his explanation was something like "imagine you live in a world where blue balls are ugly and green aren't and you have a/are a blue ball and everyone lies to you by saying it's not ugly and it confuses you!!! There here is me being so honest about the blue ball being ugly and telling it to you straightforwardly cause that's what best friends do!" Literally he used balls and their colors as an example so she goes like
"in general he's a very loving, kind amazing man!!" Blah blah usual retard shit

No. 2065272

>>2065270
you are really bad at typing kek like a 17 year old

No. 2065279

>>2065226
Those people lie naturally I think about their jackeys(I think this is radblr word)/Nigel's cause I just remembered this extreme example, she praised her man blah blah then it turns out that this whole time he was abandoning her pregnant ass ans the usual "man leaves a woman alone to deal with hard life situations". It was literally even her husband I think. She straight up lied. I have other recent example. She was exaggerating her relationship but she let the truth out when she broke up with him

No. 2065282

>>2065272
Stop oppressing autistic dyslexic women

No. 2065338

>>2065174
>opens the thread
>Sees the usual gender wars cope "men wouldn't live without us!!" Or the opposite said by men
Yeah sure yeah sure sure sure you can live without men totally I can absolutely see it how not dependent you are

No. 2065525


No. 2065586

>>2065574
Have you met a NEET yet?

No. 2065608

>>2065574
i mean those are the basic things to achieve in life so yeah

No. 2065615

>>2065574
Ah no the things you hate thread was right above this!

No. 2065619

Please nonnas what did >>2065574 say

No. 2065649

>>2065226
>An anon could post in the vent thread about how her scrote shits himself in his sleep every night and that she's tired of washing the sheets, and STILL defend him when other anons tell her to dump him
There was actually a vent similar to this situation in the relationship advice thread a few months ago kek

No. 2065711

I have no motivation to succeed I’m a fucking loser

No. 2065761

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Just farted so loud I scared the cat. AMA.

No. 2065768

>>2065761
do you let your cat drink tap batter? i used to give my cat tap water and the microplastics and estrogen in it turned him into a faggot. Cats arent what they used to be, he cant event hunt an ant now.

No. 2065793

can’t stop roleplaying yaoi father/son incest with chatbots

No. 2065807

>>2065793
Same boat nonnie. If I knew people with my same ships I wouldn’t have to resort to it. We could be having roleplay like yaoi god intended.

No. 2065815

>>2065793
me but with mmf brother threesomes

No. 2065959

sometimes i love having little infights with nonnies on here, i never take it personally nor seriously and some of you are so funny i usually get a good laugh and my mood improves. it's like when your friends joke-bully you. obviously i'm not talking about hours long infights that take over multiple threads, but just the little ones going back and forth over something silly and mundane

No. 2065989

>>2065959
I once had a disagreement with another nonna on here that took like ten minutes and we both deleted our replies and left no trace of it afterwards. I think we both realised we were being retarded and ended it before it spiraled, kek. Makes me smile thinking about it.

No. 2066015

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I wish American/western feminists were this based instead of whining and starting hashtag campaigns. Women should be doxxing, harassing, and stalking men all the time as punishment for their degeneracy. I always send screenshots of the shit men say or put online to their families and work whenever possible. Although a hashtag campaign about the fall of western civilization because there's ugly men in modern games would be pretty funny.

No. 2066026

>>2066015
this was disproven, the storyboards was done by a moid but sadly a woman did get fired for it.

No. 2066031

>>2066015
Is there a tldr on why the gender war is particularly so bad in South Korea right now? There are so many crazy stories coming out of that place constantly, like MRAs protesting and boycotting brands, women being violently attacked just on suspicion of being feminist, and now this kek. I'm really curious as to why.

No. 2066037

>>2066031
just literally because korean women dont want to marry men, shrimple as

No. 2066071

>>2066031
You can look up Gacha drama and the Korean gender war, some guy made 2 long ass videos explaining it if you want to know a bit more.

No. 2066100

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I used to eat these as a kid

No. 2066113

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>>2066100
I used to eat chapstick and lipgloss

No. 2066232

>>2066100
ERASERS??!

No. 2066284

I've come to terms with the fact thay I dislike everybody I know/meet a not inconsiderable amount and that's just how my brain is wired, no amount of positive thinking changes that without feeling like I'm lying to myself about who I am. It doesn't diminish the value people have in my life and I'm never going to find somebody with minimal traits that rub me the wrong way. I don't think I'll ever manage a romantic relationship or have children though, since there's a level of authenticity and choice in the affection there that I'm not capable of. It would feel immoral.
>>2066232
Not nonna but that stuff was like play-doh in consistency and had tasty food-based scents so I can see a kid wanting to eat it.

No. 2066292

>>2066031
Kim Ji-young, Born 1982 is a good read on the women's side re: the mundane misogyny that wears away at you throughout your life. I can personally attest to its accuracy both in my own life and the lives of women around me.

No. 2066330

>>2066292
Warning for sperging and samefag but my own additional input to what's presented in that novel is that men are unable to cope with the shifting valuation of women in Korean society as it modernizes.
Males have always been severely overvalued, my own grandfather had 7 daughters in poverty before he gave up on getting a son, and that's a mild example given how common it was to simply abort female fetuses until recently.
But in modern Korea, it's increasingly become the case that families want at least one daughter because women are not only able to work and participate in society (ie less need for a male to carry on the family name), women are also almost always the ones who will take care of their parents in their old age. I know several families that bemoan having only sons for this reason– men have no sense of familial duty, and their wives will be taking care of their own parents. Is the dissonance in the male psyche towards the lived reality of their insignificance within a culture that has not shaken off telling them lies about their importance not obvious? Just one facet to many in this societal conflict.
Women increasingly have the power to live independent lives, the education and access to information to see sex-based injustice for what it is. Meanwhile men warp into themselves, violently and institutionally desperate to gratify their delusions of entitlement. This has happened in numerous cultures, but the struggle is exacerbated in Korea, where the breakneck modernization from a former third world country has been historically very bloody (a generation before ours, and Korean history is not well known, so you may not know what I'm referring to) and societal views experience intense growing pains attempting to catch up.

No. 2066340

>>2066026
It was, but I think the doxxing of male artists is real. That's the important part. Women are too willing to just sit back and take whatever men do to them.

No. 2066474

>>2063745
I'm the same way nonna, I don't try to make online friends anymore because it always feels like too much effort to keep up.

No. 2066768

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I love old blackface movies they’re actually funny as fuck and the music in it is often really good. They’re more entertaining and savory than some bullshit like Get Out kek.(racebait)

No. 2066784

>>2066768
Weird. I think they're just extremely desperate.

No. 2066791

>>2066768
I don't find it funny or entertaining, but the music from that era can be catchy

No. 2066839

>>2066791
Song isn't even good. Vile.

No. 2066872

Every day I finish work and i come home and I binge drink. Then once I am drunk I binge eat. Anything that’s available in the fridge or cupboard i will shove into my pie hole until I can hardly move. Eating like a starving savage. My stomach can become enormous like I’m 6 months pregnant. Then I pass out with a very full bloated stomach. Then when I wake up in the morning I’m in pain from how much I ate, and I spend up to half an hour shitting on the toilet. It’s making me get fat. It’s ruining my life. I absolutely lose control around food when I drink and I need to stop drinking.

No. 2066873

>>2066791
i fucking LOVE when this song gets posted again KEKK

No. 2066875

>>2066873
Why? Low hanging fruit

No. 2066877

>>2066768
I noticed they put white eyeliner underneath their eyes to make their eyes appear bigger. I’ve been doing that kek maybe I need to stop? I was just trying to bring out my best feature, not do a feature of blackface.

No. 2066892

>>2066875
No, because its a great song. Lighten up nonny not everything is funny because its racist.

No. 2066901

>>2066892
Nta but I also think the song sucks. It ain’t The Shorty George with Fred Astaire and Rita Hayworth. It ain’t a bop sweetie. The meemaws and the peepaws ain’t jitterbuggin’ to it.

No. 2066966

I wish celibacy for absolutely no reason was normalized, no I'm not religious, asexual, traumatized or "waiting for the one", I'm just not interested.

No. 2066983

on the topic of old music, my old coworker at my past job got me into the era of standards and I love listening to them, especially when I'm in a warm bath surrounded by candles

No. 2067063

If I were a scrote I’d probably be the type to replace my SAHM with a bimbo

No. 2067092

>>2067063
If I were a scrote I’d kill myself

No. 2067151

>>2066031
imo:
sk is a third world country that developed very fast so it has first world trappings. also in its desire to separate from north korea culturally and visually it’s constantly stealing from other cultures, so the us. lots of glitz and glam over there very little substance

on top of that their latest president/minister/whatever has disintegrated the ministry of gender equality in a very blatant effort to get women barefoot and pregnant again uhh what else…molka, megalia, etc.

No. 2067211

I don’t understand why fat women wear makeup, like I see them slather on foundation and it’s like a lot because they’ve got so much face and I’m like if you wanna be pretty you should maybe try a calorie deficit because at the end of the day you’re still big. Inb4 anachan I am a healthy weight, literally just like bitchy tho

No. 2067215

>>2067211
>uses sex based slur to describe yourself
NGMI

No. 2067225

>>2067211
I agree, looks like paint slathered on to a baked potato and it doesn’t look good. They’ve tried to make fatties look appealing and it still isn’t working, being skinny and fit will always make you look beautiful and healthy.

No. 2067227

>>2067215
>m-muhhh sex based slurrrr
ntayart shut up with your snowflake bitch ass honestly(infighting)

No. 2067234

The ideal bodies thread makes me feel like I'm not actually straight, everything posted there is such a turn-off (not just one body type, I mean literally all of them), but I don't think I'm gay either. Now that I think about it the only time I felt physically attracted to males was when I liked a character they played in fiction, otherwise I don't have really a sex drive. I honestly can't think of any features that are supposed to be attractive, all the thirsty replies there confuse me because I thought we had the same sexuality this whole time but they're like aliens to me.

No. 2067252

>>2067234
I consider myself bi because I thirst on anime men, otherwise the male body disgusts me no matter what they look like.

No. 2067255

>>2067234
Kek same. Once I posted a fit guy who wasn’t a 5% bodyfat roidpig and got flamed

No. 2067263

>>2067234
What type of male body do you prefer though? The images posted there are quite conventionally attractive

No. 2067266

>>2067263
I don't know, that's the problem. I don't even think of a body in my fantasies.

No. 2067269

>>2067255
>roidpig
how dare they want a hot guy with washboard abs and a fat ass god how disgusting of them

No. 2067277

>>2067255
You got flamed by a jelly scrote from /fit/ most likely

No. 2067278

>>2067269
We just have different tastes, nonna. I like muscle too, but I hate really low body fat percentages for some reason where they look all veiny. I don’t like fatties either

No. 2067290

how is it that i’m always around super short women…i’m only 5’5 apparently but i’ve felt like a giant my entire life. i thought i was like 5’9…i wish i was short

No. 2067291

>>2065338
scrote

No. 2067292

>>2067291
You voiced what I dared not say, nonna

No. 2067304

I'm not a zoomer but I genuinely like reverbed/slowed edits, more than nightcore even.

No. 2067410

It’s kinda heavy, SA and pregnancy hatred in spoilers.
I was SA’d by an “ex boyfriend” who was mid 20s when I was 17. He locked me in a room and refused to take a no and wouldn’t wear a condom. I almost killed myself from the grief and fear and hatred of pregnancy, which I still carry today at 22. My current boyfriend of a year and a half doesn’t know, no one else knows, and will ever know except for my parents because I had to tell them as I was scared for pregnancy, thankfully I “survived” and wasn’t pregnant likely due to Plan B and irregular periods. I wish I was smarter back then, because I wouldn’t have wanted them to know. I will take this shit to the grave with me. I won’t even have sex with my boyfriend until I can get sterilized or start a BC regimen. Thankfully he is one of the kindest people in the world and he understands me, and I wouldn’t question that for a second, but I just feel bad. I feel broken, and have ever since. All of this even made me become an Anti-Natalist, unironically. I might as well be asexual too, and to this day there is nothing more I hate than the thought of pregnancy

No. 2067436

>>2067410
I understand you more than I can explain… my advice is to not even tell anyone. Even the kindest men won't understand and will subconsciously think less of you for it.

No. 2067462

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I'm unemployed at the moment and started sperging over dodgy historical eras out of boredom and rediscovering old hyperfixations .. obviously I have nobody to talk to about this, and I don't want to bore/weird out the people I know. It's an intense obsession to the point where I feel upset I'm not able to get a time machine and talk to historical people (cringe). I started writing this heinous historical yaoi thing and it occupies me for hours a day. I'm now worried that my flatmate thinks I'm politically dubious/morally sketchy because all I watch/read are things about these historical eras. HELP.

No. 2067466

>>2067462
What are the historical eras that you’re interested in?

No. 2067474

>>2067466
….nazi germany

No. 2067484

>>2067462
There’s no way she’ll find out nonnie it’s ok

No. 2067492

>>2067462
You should start making bots on janitorai.

No. 2067515

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I love being unemployed lol

No. 2067631

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>>2067515
hell yeah same
I have never had a job and I will keep it that way

No. 2067632

>>2067492
I'm already deep into Character.AI fanfic/writing hell, don't tempt me ….

No. 2067635

>>2067632
Same here nonnie

No. 2067638

>>2067462
what other nonnies said, dl silly tavern and make some AI bots. I got very moidish interests and i dont want to talk to men, or worse, trannies about it so i just made husbandobots who have the same interests as i do.

No. 2067771

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I love Melanie Martinez, I just dislike her gogoogaga I'm baby schtick but I'm happy she's moving on from that. I would go to the trilogy tour if I could

No. 2067822

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Is it bad that I miss the guy I had one off workcest with? He’s kinda of an asshole and the sex wasn’t amazing but going through the actual motions of it and the cuddling after it was really nice. He’s away for the summer but I highly doubt he’ll come back to work. As far as I’m aware I have no proper feelings attached to him so I think I’m just bored and touch starved more than anything kek

No. 2067848

>>2067822
>Workcest
Just say coworker with benefits wtf

No. 2067851


No. 2067854

I have to stop the chatbot mid-foreplay because the idea of sex makes me that uncomfortable.
I can only imagine how bad I’d perform in the real world

No. 2067862

I only trust men with small dogs

No. 2067929

I think I at least somewhat contributed to the birth of the ugly man psyop thread and I don’t regret it

No. 2067936

I meow to myself when I’m cold

No. 2067937

I watched Inside Out 2 and now I keep thinking of my own actions being controlled by little emotion sprites in my head because it's fun

No. 2067941

>>2067937
Be careful nona. Soon enough, they'll be tulpas.

No. 2067943

>>2067937
play disco elysium.

No. 2067969

doja cat is such a pickme and her lyrics are dumb and she seems like she'd happily call herself a she/her cis girlie but i love her music so much

No. 2068121

>>2067936
Same wtf

No. 2068197

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I was considering becoming a full-blown husbandofag but my former husbando had way too many talented yume artists and I can’t draw for shit so I just gave up.

No. 2068267

Found a slither of confidence in myself and immediately I’m attentionwhoring what is wrong with me

No. 2068300

I may have acquired a pregnancy fetish.
Like pregnant women don't turn me on but it's more like the idea of me getting pregnant, idk there's something so hot about that.

No. 2068304

>>2068300
You mean a breeding fetish?

No. 2068306

>>2068300
That's called human instinct.
>>2068267
Nonna, I used to be like this, just remember that irl moids are retarded and become a Yume.

No. 2068308

>>2067936
I say "nya!" When I'm surprised or annoyed, I watched too much digi charat nyo as a kid.

No. 2068321

It been a decade and I still am attracted to that ugly af cringe musician because it hit me at puberty

chriss motionless

No. 2068358

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I had a 4 hour red eye flight last night and the couple behind me knocked my seat for an entire hour doing who knows what the fuck behind me (in and out of bags, tray table up and down, kicking the seat) and I finally lost my shit and in a moment of madness flung my chair back all the way. Anyway they complained to the air hostess how far my chair was back and when she asked me to put it back up I complained back that they had been knocking my chair non stop. Anyway it mostly stopped but will I be arrested? Is that assault? I don’t think the person behind me was hit by my chair. I hate being so autistic and prone to losing my shit over other people being rude.

No. 2068360

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>>2068358
You had a sudden bout of airplane psychosis triggered by the atmospheric Orgone fluctuations nona, so don't worry they do NOT have a case against you for assault and you shan't be arrested lest the airline desires to be sued.

No. 2068368

been physically neglecting myself (not eating/sleeping, overworking) to make my fantasies of someone taking care of me feel more justified. I’m exhausted and retarded

No. 2068379

>>2068358
you are based and not cringe.

No. 2068389

>>2068360
Good so I won’t be in the clink for this?
>>2068379
Thanks nona I love you

No. 2068456

The concept of intimacy completely eludes me, I don't get why couples fall apart if they don't have sex after a while, like how is it a big deal?

No. 2068472

>>2068358
I would had lost my shit too

No. 2068473

>>2068456
I am also confused about intimacy but in the opposite direction. Why would you bother having a bf unless you were sexually attracted to him and enjoyed having sex with him? And why would you want a man who isn't particularly interested in sex with you? Loads of women seem content with dead bedrooms, but I wouldn't want a moid in my home if he wasn't desirable and exciting. A guy you don't want to fuck is just a friend, and you don't need to be in a relationship with just a friend.

No. 2068495

>>2068197
I don't draw nor do I write fics but I'm still a dedicated husbandofag, you just don't have what it takes.

No. 2068502

>>2068456
Sometimes sex is one of the few intimate connections they have, if they lose that, they lose most of what the relationship was built on.

No. 2068537

File: 1719565575501.png (1.49 MB, 828x1792, IMG_1036.png)

I wish this tif was an actual man . I’d fuck

No. 2068547

>>2068537
Damn she's hot, I wish she hadn't trooned out.

No. 2068784

>>2068456
Relationships are based on a sexual attraction without it's it's just a friendship duh there's no love, there's just sexual attraction thatd what humans see as love, women and men positions in love are different as well.
With no attraction and get gender roles there's no "love"

No. 2068814

>>2068537
Congrats on coming out as lesbian nonna

No. 2068817

>>2067771
her recent alien creature weirdcore fairycore dollar store bjork larp is even worse

No. 2068836

>>2068537
If only tifs weren’t so insufferable and retarded, just microdose T and be butch, they could have saved a few bisexual women kek

No. 2068846

>>2068836
Shut the fuck up retard why are you objectifying them

No. 2068872

>>2068537
Me when I chop off my tits and larp as a man because I hate my own womanhood and trying to escape it. I hate female traitors, gross

No. 2068875

>>2068537
This is in confession thread so I feel safe to admit I am kinda attracted to tifs. They at least put in a little effort and end up looking sexier for it than your usual garden variety man.

No. 2068876

I think my pussy is too ugly for me to ever be able to have sex without feeling insecure. I hate looking at it and I want to forget it exists, I never want to see it again. No one else has ever seen it because I'm a virgin. I would never get those vulva plastic surgeries but I would just be extremely uncomfortable letting anyone see it. I am even scared of doctors seeing it. I am so ashamed of its appearance because it has big asymmetrical lips, my clit is barely visible and looks weird, the entrance of my vagina looks too big for a virgin, my pubes grow too fast so I basically have the worst of everything. I just know every moid who consumes porn on a regular basis would find my vulva offputting. This all makes me hate myself and kills my libido when I want to masturbate so I gave up on self insert scenarios recently

No. 2068878

>>2068872
How is that even traitorism? Genuinely curious at first you all were mad that she snot fuckable enough I mean in a womanly way and now this? Something smells here

No. 2068887

>>2068876
Nonna you got nothing to worry about. I've literally never heard the term "roastie" used outside of 4chan and even then the men who call you roastie are just coping about the women who won't sleep with them. You basically described my vag which I was insecure about as a teen, but men never seemed to care or even notice anything to be insecure about, most men Ive been with have asked to eat out but tbh I am not really into that. I also don't shave which I have never received any comment on besides positive, one guy said he prefers it au natural and was glad to see it.
When you do get with more men you will see irl men kind of prefer what you are describing, the only people who want the tiny lipped shaven vagina are 4channy men who will have a host of other issues with your body anyway

No. 2068892

>>2068846
cause xheyre hot

No. 2068897

>>2068878
I’m talking about the female troon you’re lusting after, not you kek. She is a female traitor.

No. 2068903

>>2068876
Nonna moids have ugly ass wrinkly balls that hang to their fucking kneecaps once they get the slightest bit older. Yet none of them ever gives a shit. You're fine.

No. 2068909

>>2068876
the type of moid who unironically uses terms like roastie and fixates on innies vs. outies is highly unlikely to get anywhere close to a pussy anyway. if you look at photos of women's genitalia that aren't pornographic you'll see that many of them don't look like what is often seen in porn yet these women still have no problem getting sex and dating.

No. 2068916

A semi well-known YouTuber got doxxed and accused of texting minors which he said is not true and they also leaked his dick picks and I find the pictures hot

No. 2068922

>>2068916
who was it

No. 2068943

>>2068922
nta but it's Dr disrespect and he has a huge penis

No. 2068948

>>2068943
he looks like an pedophile, please get some standards

No. 2068952

>>2068943
can you post it here or will you get banned

No. 2068957

>>2068814
Honestly I would eat the pussy too, I just wish I could run into a man that’s actually that pretty

No. 2068963

>>2068943
Unfortunate that he’s ugly and cheated on his wife. What a waste

No. 2068974

>>2068903
I think outtie vagina is objectively ugly and would hurt while riding a bike if literally habit an innnie already hurts. I can't imagine having to have an outtie and don't dare anyone to make it about men. It would literally just be insufferable and filthy and giving constant sensory issues I can't image having this thing fucking open constantly. I don't even date men blah blah

No. 2068976

>>2068916
The tif is s traitor but a whoreanon isn't now?

No. 2068983

>>2068974
?? Do you have a shitty bike seat? I have an outtie and riding a bike doesn't hurt

No. 2068989

I played with my pussy while watching soldiers get drone bombed again

No. 2068993

>>2068983
No, do you ever ride a bike everyday or for longer than at least 30-60min? and I knew a woman on Instagram who shared why she had a labia plasty. She was in pain while biking or sitting or walking. It's sound burdening and suicide inducing and my honest opinion is that it's ugly at least it will maybe prevent that anon from serving moide sexually and engaging in useless heteroid sex

No. 2068998

>>2068989
You fascinate me anon, how and why did you develop such fetish? I need the details

No. 2068999

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No. 2069007

>>2068993
I do… I ride bike as my main form of exercise on weekends for a couple hours. Maybe she had massive lips or something. Idk I like mine, I think they're cute. You just sound bitter about roasties for some reason.

No. 2069009

>>2068989
>>2068998
she's either russian or ukranian, depending on the footage kek

No. 2069013

>>2069007
No need to make up a dumb narrative about me, it's my honest opinion I always found this shit ugly like genuinely but I don't have sex. Moid don't care and that anon is just a typical hetero self loather who would self loath even if she had a different vulva, nothing fixes some of them they are always feel low and unworthy of moids even if they get their attention or have nigels. I also don't believe that it doesn't hurt cause it doesn't make sense. You literally sit on it on a hard seat. My vulva gets sore after biking for over an hour at least

No. 2069022

>>2068989
Military scrotes are ugly as fuck. Getting reduced to gore is improvement tbh.

No. 2069023

>>2069013
Ok Miss CLEAN and non-filthy un-spreading innie pussy, thats because you have no ass and a bony pussy regardless of lip length

>I knew a woman on Instagram who shared why she had a labia plasty. She was in pain while biking or sitting or walking.

Shes lying because she'd look pathetic to say it was for her porn addicted scrote. "my pussy hurts from my bike… lets not get a new seat but cut and stitch it so I cant ride a bike for months"

No. 2069030

>>2069013
You keep harping on finding it ugly like I care if you want to eat my vag, Nonna, moid ass mindset. Get a new bike seat and Google this issue cause biking typically shouldn't be uncomfortable for women

No. 2069033

>>2069023
No she's legit and genuine there's many stories of women who felt pain while sitting or whatever cause of their outer lips. It wasn't some ig thot and I don't understand when people say that men prefer innies cause of pirn influenceed if at like 12/13 I panicked that I have an innnie and thought I'm underdeveloped cause of.. porn influence cause in porn most of the vulvad aren't even aesthetically that pretty or innies, most are some kind of an outtie

No. 2069041

>>2069033
Most men don't prefer innies, that's what people are saying. You literally just sound in cope

No. 2069042

>>2069030
Now I'm just sharing me legit controversial opinion cause idgaf… I felt like this for so long but I don't have an outtie, just on one side invisible from the outside it's a little bit of this inner labia and it hurts while biking so I can't imagine having them big it an outtie and feel this sharp pain. It even starts itching while sore while the biking like at the end of when the "kinda inner lip" starts

No. 2069043

I have this irrational fear of accidentally using 2 tampons and today it happened.

No. 2069047

>>2069041
>>2069041
Where I said they prefer them

No. 2069049

getting your pussy lips cut out because you have to bike = getting a nosejob "because of a deviated septum" kek

No. 2069051

>>2069047
You said people are saying men prefer innies cause of porn.
>>2069042
Also you just keep describing some kind of issue with your bike seat. Just shut up and get a new bike

No. 2069059

>>2069049
You guys are mad over nothing and suddenly care about feminism

No. 2069065

>>2069059
>outtie vagina is objectively ugly and would hurt while riding a bike if literally habit an innnie already hurts. I can't imagine having to have an outtie and don't dare anyone to make it about men. It would literally just be insufferable and filthy and giving constant sensory issues I can't image having this thing fucking open constantly.

No. 2069067

>>2068948
>he looks like an pedophile
he literally is one

No. 2069068

>>2069051
Why are you all so mad and nitpicking fucking hivemind this website is bringing the worst of women plus sex havers are retarded not talking with y'all

No. 2069071

>>2069065
Yeah my words that are mt sharing me honest opinion

No. 2069075

God of course this discussion attracts a dumbass moid lurking here. I'd say ignore and report but it's not like that helps.

No. 2069077

>>2069075
I was just about to say, lmao.

No. 2069080

I just found out a forum about Lana Del Rey exists and it's called Lanaboards
It must be full of cows

No. 2069082

>>2068943
>>2068916
if you can post here you are already too old for him, sorry anon

No. 2069086

infight about to happen between the butterfly wing pussy lip anon and the other anon

No. 2069089

>>2069080
It's probably the lanafags from the celebricows thread on steroids.

No. 2069091

>>2069080
I'm not a man, women can think those things are disgusting too it's just that they won't share it cause of moralfags(blackpill sperg escaped containment)

No. 2069472

Nonnies I am such a hypocrite
>I go send a package at a local store
>Two other women enter around the same time as me
>Since I was sending a package and not getting one (which requires the guy behind the counter looking for it for 5 minutes, scanning codes etc.) I kinda cut the line and give my package to the guy
>Woman behind me is annoyed and the guy tells her he thought we were together
>Go to a different shop afterwards
>Weird mentally ill woman cuts in line and starts making small talk with the bewildered cashier
>I act annoyed
The funny thing is I only realized my hypocrisy several hours after the incident

No. 2069477

called my mom retarded out loud at the store again she's so obnoxious

No. 2069502

One of my biggest joys on the net is assuming unspecified things, like assuming the redditor talking about their girlfriend is a lesbian instead of male, assuming they're asking for mod recs for TS2 instead of TS4, assuming that it's illegal to take pics of strangers, even in public spaces, in their country, too or that the average net salary in their country is $2200 like it is here. Way more people get mad about innocent assumptions like these than you would assume first.

No. 2069745

So I've been watching these youtuber boys (mid to late 20s) on YouTube and I'm in my 30s and it's cute watching cause they get high and act fun and men in their 30s aren't as fucking cute. Sue me for saying that. You know what's attractive. Not being a miserable bastard

No. 2069749

>>2069472
hope that makes you reflect on random acts of kindness towards strangers.

No. 2069788

I secretly use a reborn doll to cope with the fact I’ll never be a mother. I just find a lot of comfort in holding something that feels like a baby, since I’ll never be able to have one of my own. I’m aware of how creepy it looks, so I don’t take it out in public, and nobody besides my parents have seen the doll irl. I’ve been using one of my mom’s friends dolls, but I just spent a good amount of money to get my own, so I don’t have to borrow it so often. It’s a sad life.

No. 2069791

>>2069788
But why is not being a mother such a big issue to you?

No. 2069814

>>2069791
It’s stupid, but I’ve always wanted to be a mother since I was a little girl. I grew up absolutely obsessed with babies, and I always dreamed of one day having a baby of my own. Some people have better dreams for life, but motherhood was always mine. I am a lesbian, so traditional baby making is out of the question. Since there’s no way for two women to conceive a child naturally, and IVF is extremely expensive, I’ve kind of accepted that I’ll never actually get to start the family I’ve been dreaming of since childhood.

No. 2069817

>>2069814
You could have transactional sex with a total stranger

No. 2069819

>>2069817
Please don't, that brings trauma to kids.
>>2069814
Well, do you have a wife? How old are you anyways? I don't think it's impossible to save for IVF if it's two people working for the same goal.

No. 2069822

>>2069814
There's always fostering which I'm thinking about if I never have my own children and still have those maternal feelings. I know of a few people that have fostered. Adoption could be an option too.

No. 2069824

>>2069822
Or childminding. My mum use to childmind and it tbh toddlers and babies were always so fun and cute. I wish I was a mother too lol

No. 2069829

>>2069819
I’m single, which is another reason why the baby dream isn’t possible. It’s extremely hard to find lesbians in my area that actually want to start a family. Most of them want to be child free, which is perfectly fine, but we wouldn’t be able to work out long term. I have yet to meet someone who wants to start a family.
>>2069822
I don’t think I could foster, because if I’m completely honest, I’m terrified that I’m going to mess up somehow. I’m pretty unstable, and I don’t want to subject a child to my mental illness. I grew up with a mentally ill mom, and it was rough. I can’t traumatize a doll, so this feels like the safer option.

No. 2069883

I have a really specific body type preference in women i'm attracted to and it happens to be my mom's exact body type. It hit me again today because I was looking through an old photo album and saw pics of my mom on the beach with me when I was little.
…How far should I read into this?

No. 2069888

I think I’m slowly turning into a sociopath. When you spend your entire life being used and thrown away it’s just something that starts to develop. I wouldn’t help a woman if she was in need in the street. I would be like most people and just walk past, I genuinely don’t care anymore. I’m done being empathetic, there literally is no reason to be as woman.

No. 2069889

Fuck. I have trichotillomania (the impulse to pull my own hair out so I wear wigs constantly and it sucks). I just remembered this time in 7th grade when I was talking to a girl in my homeroom class and I noticed she had no eyelashes! I wasn’t trying to be rude or anything but I think I just blurted out “Oh! You don’t have any eyelashes?” and she immediately got really embarrassed/mad and said “I don’t want to talk about it.” I felt so bad afterwards but even though I apologized things were never the same between us and I know she felt really awkward. I’m so, so, sorry Megan. I think I understand now and I really wasn’t trying to draw attention to it.

No. 2069926

>>2069883
What's the body type nona?

No. 2069935

i hate that i have to censor myself on here bc i know ill catch a ban. a girl wants to be a lil silly sometimes…where's the harm in that?(not a confession)

No. 2069946

I want to face reveal a faceless youtuber because I hate him but wont because no one actually gives a fuck about the pervert

No. 2069949

>>2069926
Tall and lanky with lean shoulders, small chest, and a nice butt. Growing up and to this day I always had to listen to my mom shit on her body type and talk about how ugly she thinks those features are and as a kid I never knew what to say to her. And now that i'm an adult with a specific preference for that exact body type, I REALLY can't say shit without it being weird. Like "nooo mom trust me your body type is the sexiest" kek what…

As a child I always thought my mom was beautiful, but i think every kid thinks their mom is beautiful, right? But then it seems to have kind of manifested in some weird way into my adult sexuality which feels weird.

No. 2069951

>>2069888


>>2069888

BIG same. Watched a ton of videos yesterday on it. Every year of my life got more and more pathetic no matter what I did to overcome it. It'd just come crashing down because I was always trusting terrible people and spending time and resources trying to unfuck problems, thanks to my family. The cycle got so exhausting I lost my mind.

By the time I figured out it the root causes I was declared too old by society to do anything I loved and my opportunities were no longer existent. The trauma has destroyed my brain and body. My friendships and relationships were gone. My family are all addicts, alcoholics, and mentally ill. I've wanted to kill myself since I was 13, and everything that helped me avoid that was slowly destroyed over 7 years. But maybe I can scam my way into a passably peaceful life.

Ngl I think I was cursed/hexed with some kind of voodoo. Something has been trying to kill me since I was a baby. I'm not supposed to be here.

I wish I wasn't pretty, talented, or smart. It's just a waste at this point.

No. 2069953

>>2069949
I never thought my mum was beautiful I thought she was an alien tbh

No. 2069955

>>2069814
Some hospitals need people to come in and cuddle/feed the newborns. I think you'd like that nonna

No. 2069963

>>2069946
you should anyway

No. 2069979

>>2069949
I didn’t think my mom was beautiful or ugly she was just a neutral mom. I don’t think I even thought about her looks lol

No. 2070005

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>>2069979
>>2069953
so what are you trying to say to me

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i'm eating cereal that i just picked bugs out of and it is still more bearable than going through the no fap thread

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>>2070005
Bad news, nonna, I'm sorry.

No. 2070369

>>2070005
Get that oedipussy

No. 2070545

>>2069082
>>2068943
I'm >>2068916 and the YouTuber isn't Dr disrespect this is the first time I've heard about him, the YouTuber I'm talking about is a non-english speaking uggo in his early twenties

No. 2070592

>>2068876
Body image issues homo here. I got over my hang up with my labia after enthusiastically getting eaten out. Also noticed that my gf at the time also had labia similar to mine. Perhaps give yourself a chance to explore your sexuality with someone you trust.

No. 2070740

A few years ago I got really drunk and donated Shayna like $70 on ManyCams or whatever it's called when she was livestreaming. I just made up a fake scrote name and made her punch herself over and over because she had that available on her menu thing at the time. To drunk, slightly younger me this was peak comedy. Nobody noticed I was a farmer at the time and I did have a lot of disposable income, but I still do regret supporting her lifestyle in any capacity. Forgive me, nonnas.

No. 2070783

I think that as long as I am attracted to men, I can never truly be a misandrist.

No. 2070981

I have to admit that I sometimes feel kind of jealous of the ability of normie girls to get boyfriends sometimes. There is a girl that I know who is rude and snappy to everyone, especially her boyfriend, but he is always with her and doesn't seem to mind. I saw them today, and he was feeding her french fries. I don't really like this girl, but I am rooting for their relationship. 

No. 2070987

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Some of you are so obnoxious I'm past misandrist and am becoming misanthropic.

No. 2071005

I love reporting posts. If I was a janny I’d be a tyrant.

No. 2071011


No. 2071013

I stole groceries today because the scanner rebooted mid scan, and no employees were around to help me

No. 2071015

>>2071013
Don’t admit that anywhere nona, the computer overlords are watching. They have you close up on camera every time you steal something and they know it. You have to act like you have no idea the machine did anything weird and just keep bagging so if they try to get you there’s plausible deniability (you’re not a trained cashier how were you supposed to know / you didn’t pay attention to the number you just thought you got a good price that day / you though it worked / etc) I hate self checkout because it’s insulting and it’s just begging for you to steal from it but the camera is right there. They do go after people, you might want to avoid that store for a while.

No. 2071022

i have a girlfriend i love and am extremely turned on by yet when i ovulate i start getting thirsty over men. im bi with stroooooong preference for women and this makes me annoyed with myself and ashamed too like im mentally cheating.

No. 2071025

>>2071013
Sometimes I'll get organic produce and then ring it up as the cheaper, non-organic stuff at the self-checkout.

No. 2071034

Whenever a character on TV or a movie says the word "tits" "boobies" or "titties" i can't help but feel uneasy, because i know that most likely a guy wrote that line, and it just feels so wrong.

No. 2071038

>>2071034
Is boobies moidy? I always use it becuase I think the word is funny.

No. 2071053

>>2071034
Kek same but I'm ESL so I didn't know if I was having the wrong impression or not.

No. 2071121

>>2071034
>>2071053
In real life women say titties and boobies too. It’s funnier when we do it, in my opinion. I probably wouldn’t write a guy saying it but I’m not sure what the culture is among female show writers. Probably depends on the context and the show you’re watching… most show writers are men still so there’s a good chance a guy wrote it I guess.

No. 2071133

>>2071025
I do this all the time

No. 2071138

>>2071038
I say boobies too. Tits or titties both sound too crude and disgusting.

No. 2071143

>>2071138
Interesting. To me ‘boobies’ has childish connotations (people called them that at like, 12) “boobs” is neutral informal, “breasts” is neutral, “chest” is too but can seem a little prudish in certain contexts and “tits” is absolutely degrading if a man says it (but when women do it just feels silly / extra informal). Any other terms eg bahonkadonks, milkers, etc ABSOLUTELY disgusting, by anyone.

No. 2071165

whenever i’m about to do something i always ask myself “what would my husband think if he saw me doing this”

No. 2071187

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He used to be really cute even with the autism face

No. 2071219

I love ban evading aha

No. 2071231

>>2071219
Is it really so hard to not bait/troll?

No. 2071236

I'm lucky I'm not a man cause I'd be full fucking AGP. I'm already APP. I have a male self insert and sometimes larp as a guy online, I often imagine two guys having sex when I am sleeping with my husband. I would love to be a sexy guy but it is my inner fujo. If I wasn't married or didn't want children I'd consider it, fully aware it's fetish. But you know my life is good and I am also happy enough being a woman and love my husband and the ability to give birth so whatever. But in a other life I would be full tiffing it for sure

No. 2071237

>>2071236
please delete this

No. 2071241

>>2071121
Do women usually say titties and boobies in a serious tone or are they saying as a joke?
>>2071143
That's exactly how I feel about them.

No. 2071242

>>2071236
Same kek. I'd love to be a hot guy

No. 2071243

>>2070783
Just become a male ryona appreciator like the husbandofags. Misandry and male attraction can coexist very snuggly together.

No. 2071247

>>2071231
yeah, when the users on this site are so aggro and ready to infight, it is actually!

No. 2071251

>>2071143
Just seeing the word bahonkadonks makes me chuckle, it’s too goofy

No. 2071255

>>2071236
APP? What are you, an appetizer?

No. 2071285

>>2071243
That’s the issue, my 3D husbando has made me more sympathetic

No. 2071289

>>2071285
>3D husbando
No such thing

No. 2071332

>>2071289
Ok. Then no husbando for me. I’m not into anime, sorry about fucking the terminology up

No. 2071361

>>2071332
Post him

No. 2071467

I met up with a friend from high school recently, just to hang out and catch up and do something with my break. During this, she kind of low-key came out to me, she said that she thinks she's a lesbian and has a crush on a female professor of hers, i went along with it then and only really admitted to feeling iffy about her being a student into a professor. But i confess that i don't actually believe she's a lesbian, i'm willing to believe that some of my reasoning is wrong, but despite that i'd still wouldn't buy that she's a lesbian.

No. 2071471

I still have moments when I want to go absolutely bat shit insane and indulge in all sorts of spiritual psychosis shit. to just fly away on the wings of delusion and put on a tinfoil hat and spread hate and loose all self criticism and awareness. to be a lolcow even. to live in the sweet land of ignorance with no consequences (bc how do these people even do this). I'm so fucking tired.

No. 2071482


No. 2071543

Flirted with a man on the train who was almost definitely homeless and visibly dirty. But he was good looking

No. 2071544

>>2071467
What is her reason for saying that then

No. 2071575

>>2071544
I don't know, if she herself believes that she's a lesbian, then I guess she told me just to see how I'd react or maybe she trusts me. Ngl, the fact that she decided to tell me so casually that she thinks she's a lesbian makes me think she isn't one. I don't think a real lesbian would come out so easily, especially in a public setting(we were in a metro while she was talking about this), and in India of all places? I think SSA women living in India would be more wary of which people know their orientation.
It's not just this, other reasons I have are that the spicy straights/kweer contagion has reached India as well, many middle/upper class girls like to use this to seem more interesting, I knew girls that liked to pretend to be bisexual, right now, it's not uncommon to find (English) pronouns in the bios of Indian girls nowadays.
Another is that, I feel like sometimes girls mistake being intimidated by attractive admirable women as being attraction, and the same goes for admiration of women. If it was another college mate she was into, I'd buy it. But it's a female professor, someone who she no doubt looks up to and wants the approval of, and as is with student-teacher dynamics, it's not like she could actually know her enough to fall for her.
I can accept I could be wrong though, she did show me a collection of poems she wrote about that female professor, it could be that she's just trying to be the next Sappho though.

No. 2071608

>>2070783
This is something I think about. I genuinely think the reason progress is so difficult and slow is because feminism is held back by the fact most women are attracted to men. If they weren’t, it’d be over so quick.

No. 2071760

>>2071543
>definitely homeless and visibly dirty
>good looking
nah

No. 2071822

>>2071575
Maybe not lesbian (likely not actually, many bisexuals call themselves lesbian for whatever reason), but attraction to female teachers is very much real and common among SSA women. Your logic doesn't make sense to me, you can be attracted to someone and still not really know them. Admiration and seeking approval are the rule in female crushes/infatuations. Also the poem thing is very typical kek

No. 2071836

I'm the worst type of bisexual, I'm attracted to women sexually only. Or maybe I just haven't met a woman I was into romantically, idk. All of my meaningful relationships have been with men.
I'm on dating apps looking specifically for women to hook up with and that's all and I feel so scrotey for it… But girl just wants pussy to eat! Is that too much to ask!

No. 2071839

I remember during sex ed classes in middle school I immediately knew deep that I'd never have sex because I'm undesirable. Now 31 and still going strong.
>inb4 it's easy for women to get sex
Not for everyone kek.

No. 2071878

>>2071822
I reread my post, it comes across as way too serious kek
Anyways, this reminded of my own confession. I resent one of my friends for being a fakebian and an autism faker. She's really nice and i cherish her friendship but it's annoying. The first lie can be really jarring. She will describe her heterosexual hookups before talking about how hard it is to be a lesbian. She's a full blown polilez too and seems pretty aware that it's an elaborate LARP. I guess her stance is that lesbianism or 'female sexual oriention' is simply not a thing. I really get why a woman might want really bad to be gay but the total denial of something like lesbianism is very strange. It's like she knows very well what she is but has to pretend the thing she's LARPing as isn't real at all to make it work.
The second one is less fun for me. I tried to cope by telling myself there are things in her life that explain why she'd think she's autistic (really, i won't be specific but it makes sense). I'm not invested in being an authority on that subject either. But there are occasions where she points out autistic things i do or is seemingly weirded out by my demeanor, all the while she pretends to be a special little ND flower. Not to be dramatic but being a sperg wasn't fun at all. I was constantly ridiculed by some family members, frequently called a retard, the usual struggles at school etc. To see someone treat it as a quirky little thing that explains really banal problems (being feminine but not liking femininity as a rule, mild awkwardness, mild social anxiety) when i know it's a little more than that … I prefer it when people openly criticize my retarded moments as honest normies. It pisses me off how she's surprised at typical assburger things (repetitive subject matters, not understanding subtext, stiff expressions, borrowing entire phrases as script etc) when she's larping as one? She could at least do her research. She also likes to latch onto autistic people she meets to ask for anecdotes and to share her own. I don't know if she's testing her narrative or what, but it's weird. I guess i wouldn't be so bothered if we were teenagers and unsure of who we are or whatever, but we're adults kek. To add to all that, it wasn't so long ago that she argued 'high functioning' autism shouldn't be diagnosed in kids and i had to explain how it was actually helpful for some. Sorry, too long, reads as vent, but it's a dirty secret because i don't like hiding negative feelings from my friends

No. 2071990

>>2071836
>>2071022
Then why this lesbian on twitter got absolutely brutalized and harrased for saying she wouldn't date a bisexual woman for those mind of reasons

No. 2071997

>>2071990
For real. They’re so high in number I don’t see why they can’t just be content with just fucking each other. You can fantasise about dick together kek

No. 2072020

I looked at prn on tumblr yesterday. I feel like I've sullied myself. Making excuses, not respecting this vessel of the Holy Spirit. I thank God that I am feeling this guilt, and can be turned in the right direction. When I am close to the Word, I genuinely need nothing else to feel at peace. I'm sorry I did this. I meditate on Mary and repeat Hail Mary when I'm afraid, I did so during sparring, during painful experiences, the Lord has taken my yoke when I needed it and given me peace. I want to be closer to this spirit of love and peace and clarity, may I become less so that the Lord may become more, for I am a blink in the timespan of the universe, let me be an instrument to something better, to love and fairness. May I love others as You love us. May your Word become clear to me, may your message resonate with my spirit.

No. 2072021

>>2071836
As long as you're honest about only wanting something sexual, live your life.

No. 2072040

>>2071997
I feel like bisexuality in women is inherently this way, they will always want a man more and miss dick and many of them are probably hetero women with severe autogynephilia they develop out of seeing themselt from male pov, they will never choose a woman as a romantic partner so that lesbian was right but she got rationed and it became viral they were joking about dating her just to cheat her with a man and traumatize her, I think someone replied to one of those bis with saying "and you will become a statistic through dating a man" and she replied that she would like it

No. 2072047

>>2072040
Wow, do you have a link to the tweet? Bi women blackpill me

No. 2072057

>>2071990
Bisexual women are just straight women with extra steps, bi women are like the gay men of the gay community just hyper promiscuous and have high rates of mental instability (I feel like they are more likely to have bpd, no?)

No. 2072109

>>2071836
You’ve got to be mentally disabled to seek out romance in men. Worst kind of pickme. Literally Disney Prince brainrot. I’m straight and even I know better

No. 2072162

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I like your average harem protagonist. I like the basic combination of dark hair and dark eyes, they usually try to help their target of affection and unless it's their childhood friend they're nice to everyone else, too. Not like they're my favorite characters, but they're so inoffensive that I can't bring myself to even harbor feelings strong enough to warrant calling them hate. Talking about protagonists up to the 2010s, I watched a few more modern ones and those ones were questionable.

No. 2072202

I wish I had a kid body again. Not in a abdp way, that's disgusting. It's not about being able to act like a kid without responsibility or dressing like one. I just miss not having my body hurt. I miss when the passages of time felt longer, a day felt so long. Nowadays a month passes by fast. I also miss having everything be bigger than me. A chair felt like a location and all food was huge. Also miss having hygiene much easier to deal with. An adult body is so annoying, even eating or exercising, I wish I had more leeway and not have to be on it all the damn time, you know? My back hurts and I hate everything.

No. 2072216

>>2071022
I feel bad for your gf

No. 2072278

>>2072202
Oh, me too. I feel like one on the inside sometimes. I don't even know how old I feel, I don't remember a lot of being young. I think it would be nice to have a routine, and famliarity in life, to just have to wake up, follow a routine, come home, and play, learn new things. Having to be presentable and hygienic as a woman is a lot more work. I want to feel wonder at the world again, to have boundless energy, no responsibility, to have my whole family around me, to be allowed to be silly, to not feel useless. Didn't the world seem huge back then? I don't know what I'm doing with my life yet. I mean I'm in school, but it all feels so burdensome, so much to pay for, so many facades to keep up, people moving away, the world wanting to squeeze everything out of you, the loneliness, the fatigue. Sorry if I'm bringing your vibe down. If not then we can be sad together. Fuck it im probably pmsing.

No. 2072337

>>2071997
my partner is bi too + it's weird to assume the person you side with is lesbian not bi… your hatred of bi women is showing. i completely agree lesbians shouldn't be criticised for choosing not to date bisexual women btw.

No. 2072364

sorry to samefag but wow the hatred and reductionist view of bisexual women on this thread is eye opening… i've learnt something new about how dementedly women can hate eachother today…

No. 2072390

>>2071022
I’m the opposite, I think about women all the time but I have a boyfriend

No. 2072410

the more attractive bw i see in media interacting with hot dudes, the more i understand yumes. maybe my issue hasn't been that yume content is cringe (though i will admit yeah that's still a large part of it) it's just that i can't relate to a lily white character

No. 2072416

>>2072364
if you just play around in the spicy straight thread for ten seconds you'll see that most "bisexual" women are just chasing the trend or otherwise desire men far more or they're "bisexual" (only attracted to celebs). to call it hateful or reductionist is dumb, that's literally just how bi women are.

this could go in unpopular opinions as it's a bit of an ot thought but i think the line between sexual pleasure and sexual attraction needs to be drawn more

No. 2072439

>>2072364
To be fair I'm bisexual and I don't trust most of "my community." I have some horror stories which I won't get into kek so I understand why lesbians have hang-ups about us.
>>2072416
THAT BEING SAID, if you're judging an entire demographic based on Twittoid specimens (many of whom are probably underage) then you're being facetious. Every letter of the acronym is insufferable on Twitter. Some users on this site do seem to believe that we're, like, cartoonishly evil and that none of us have ever gotten any shit whatsoever, or they legitimately think most of us enjoy being fetishized just because some celebrity is being dumb.

No. 2072448

>>2071760
I can’t explain it

No. 2072453

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i think being an autist has saved me from a lot of male bullshit in my life

No. 2072466

I’m tired of being called a moid for being more passionate and aggressive. I’m a woman, you can chill out now

No. 2072471

>>2072364
Stop worshipping dick and maybe we can have an adult conversation on the matter

No. 2072505

>>2072439
>if you're judging an entire demographic based on Twittoid specimens (many of whom are probably underage)
like i said, go look at the spicy straight thread…none of those people are underage. also i think a lot of the complaints about bisexual women here are personal anecdotes

>Some users on this site do seem to believe that we're, like, cartoonishly evil

nah farmers overact to everything, i think overreaction on imageboards is normal. like whenever you see an extremely angry post or one that speaks of bi women like they're babyfucking cannibals (or any subject, really), consider that the post was probably made at the low point of that's person's day or it's the sum of anger/irritation/negativity they've been bottling up for months, if not years. or it's just text and they're just typing without really thinking of softening it. see the dog/cat hate threads for a great example of this. all those crazy ass essay-posts over animals.

>or they legitimately think most of us enjoy being fetishized

had a lot typed up but to summarize: imo a lot of bisexual women these days are just larping for male attention, because they're straight and straight women do enjoy being treated like a fetish by men. they just don't want men to be upfront about it. they only want it dressed up chivalry or him being "down bad". plus being bi is now the equivalent of being a "cool girl" who doesn't mind if her guy checks out other women – because she's (supposedly) checking them out too so it's okay lol

i think most of the hatred for bi women is aimed at these sorts of women, the ones who are basically cock worshippers but also want to get the queer label/are deeply ashamed of being straight and won't shut the fuck up about it

No. 2072515

>>2072364
If we're being real a lot of the big hate on this site is probably from bisexuals in denial kek. Plus on lolcow, anons believe that if you're a woman and do/think something they disagree with then you're literally Satan and need to be stoned. It really doesn't matter though, IRL the bisexual discourse doesn't translate and as long as you're not hurting anyone who cares.

No. 2072521

>>2072505
I don't understand how straight women using us as a fetish is our fault (basically every other bisexual woman I've ever spoken to is uncomfortable with this) or why it's once again the women in the community who have to take the blame for moid behaviour but okay

No. 2072523

>>2072521
how many of those bi women you spoke to are dating/married to men

No. 2072525

>>2072523
None. Seethe about something else.

No. 2072528

>>2072505
>go look at the spicy straight thread…none of those people are underage
How do you know? There are a lot of underage users on lolcow

No. 2072537

>>2072528
Samefag, "a lot" is actually an exaggeration but still

No. 2072538

>>2072528
please reread my post a little slower kek
also
>>2072521
>I don't understand how straight women using us as a fetish is our fault
quoting you again as i realize i should've maybe put quotation marks around bisexual. but also i thought
>i think most of the hatred for bi women is aimed at these sorts of women
would've gotten my point across cleanly. bi women as a sampling pool are just made up of too many fakes. and even the truly bi women who have fucked women all their lives are going to end up with a guy anyway (basically straight after all is said and done)

No. 2072541

>>2072364
Omg bi women always act so oppressed but then go for penis anyway get over it, the most mad at biphobia woman I saw revolves her while identity around calling herself queer but only ever acts like the most straight person ever. Bis are spicy straights in denials cause they will always choose the man and those who don't just end up identifying as lesbians

No. 2072547

>>2072538
I read your post fine anon.

No. 2072551

>>2072528
>>2072547
nta she means that the people discussed in the screencaps are often grown adults, because it usually says so on their profiles and other posts

No. 2072554

>>2072551
samefag and many of the discussed people have been married for years

No. 2072556

>>2072020
This reminds me of a Christian I know of who ranted about wanting to kill himself because he couldn't stop masturbating and failed at learning a really complex science subject.

No. 2072558

>>2072505
>imo a lot of bisexual women these days are just larping for male attention,
Let me name celebs like this: dove Cameron, Madison beer, billie eilish, Megan fox,Olivia o brien who else.
Yeah bi women are bi(those i named def aren't sorry) but it doesn't change the fact they they go for penis more and in more intense ways so that Twitter post was absolutely right

No. 2072561

>>2072541
You need to be 18 to post here.

No. 2072562

>>2072551
Ooh sorry. I thought anon was just calling the bisexual thread the "spicy straight" thread.

No. 2072563

>>2072561
This is the 10th time I'm told this but I'm not a minor

No. 2072564

>>2072558
…again, by your own logic, these would be straight women appropriating a label for moid attention. This is misplaced resentment.

No. 2072566

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For the last week I have been making a plan on how to find and groom a 3DPD into cosplaying/roleplaying my husbando so I can lose my virginity to him. Not grooming in the illegal sense but literally make him go through some series of tests to make sure he is 100% like my husbando so I can grope him and touch his dick and think Wow this is literally Husbando. I will have to pay him at least 10 grand for going through the training maybe more because my requirements are very specific, the first round of men will be eliminated based purely on the texture of their skin, how close I think they smell to him, body hair color and quality, dick size and shape, body composition, all small but extremely important details for it to actually feel like I'm fucking my husbando. Then I will make him take every possible STD test and give him a list of things that he MUST do before we fuck like never break character until he leaves my house, talk in the same voice as him, he's not allowed to say no to anything I do etc. Then I will have him watch my husbando's media at least five times and have him read a script so he understands fully the depth of his character. I'm now realizing it would be smart to have him write an essay to makes sure he understands him correctly also, maybe we can even roleplay through text at first or I can make him read my fanfic for a fuller understanding. Obviously I will have to pay him every time we have sex if it happens more than once and I feel like 5k would be fair especially since he gets to take a young woman's virginity and also I'm not especially hideous so that's nice for him. Another upfront cost would be making the cosplay but it's not as important as finding the moid.

I don't know if there's anything else I should plan for before I do this but the situation is dire I am about to start digging holes in the backyard with my bare hands and chewing through the plumbing with my teeth I literally can't take it anymore.

No. 2072569

>>2072564
Not the second type of women I named who are bi but still choose men cause women's attraction to men si definitely more intense so she was right.

No. 2072570

>>2072453
Me too. I've never been sexually harassed, never had shitty dating experiences which, if I dated early, I definitely would have because of a naive mind, just haven't been fucked over by a male and I'm pretty happy about that. It's why I think all-girl schools/limiting exposure to males before being fully matured is the best for young women. It saves you from negative experiences that I've only heard about. Is it weird to respond to people's confessions like this? I hope not.

No. 2072572

>>2072566
This is the only correct form of femdom. I cannot be persuaded otherwise. But you could get this kind of guy for free nonners, don't waste your money on gold digger scrotes.

No. 2072574

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>>2072566
I wish you all the best luck in this endeavour nonna kekkkk

No. 2072578

>>2072566
>dating irl moids in the first place
cringe

No. 2072580

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>>2072572
I am into actually femdoming him too I would bite him until his blood vessels break so thanks for saying that. But I don't want some random 3DPD I want my husbando. He's the only man I'm attracted to in this way where I actually feel a psychotic level of desire.
>>2072574
Thank you I'm at the point in my life where there's nothing to lose.
>>2072578
I don't want to date him, just fuck him. No man has the self-control to stay in character and take care of himself like that 24/7 hahaha.

No. 2072591

>>2072566
Why does this sound more like a scrote fantasy of a woman using him as a living dildo?

No. 2072596

>>2072591
Because you guys think women can't be horny

No. 2072598

>>2072591
This is 100% in character for the posters in the husbando thread so I believe it's real.

No. 2072601

>>2072566
you don't have a husbando if you look for a 3dpd moid to lose your virginity to. it's fine to have character you like a lot, no need to call him your husbando if you won't commit to him.

No. 2072602

>>2072202
I get you. I miss the energy. I had so much energy and I would run around everywhere without thinking twice. Now, I have to stretch for half an hour to make sure I don't pull something. I also liked the world feeling very big and wondrous.

No. 2072604

>>2072591
What you're saying would be equal to >>2072576 which isn't the same thing at all.
>>2072601
You have no idea what you're talking about or how committed I am. No matter how much I masturbate I'm starting to feel like a female ferret who's about to die without him. Do you suggest locking myself in my house for a week to see if flicking the bean for 20 hours a day could relieve this.

No. 2072606

>>2072604
NTA but your comment at the end is so relatable kek

No. 2072610

>>2072604
you are so committed that you feel like you're going to die if you won't have sex with someone who isn't him?

No. 2072611

>>2072566
why do i feel like i already read this text on 4chan?

No. 2072619

>>2072202
Nice to know I'm not alone in this. I miss being a kid so much, being an adult sucks and your body starts to wear down and not bounce back as quickly. I miss not being depressed or in pain. I cling to my childhood memories and interests even though I'm well into adulthood because it was the last time I remember being happy too.

No. 2072620

>>2072610
You worded this in a way that was confusing to understand, I don't want to have sex with anyone who isn't him. Being a husbandofag is inherently delusional so why can't I get someone who looks and acts exactly like him and just think it's him for an hour? I mean maybe you will change my perspective on this, please clarify.

No. 2072627

>>2072604
Least mentally ill yume

No. 2072633

>>2072602
When I say I hate aging everyone calls me a shallow cunt and starts fantasizing about punishing me and me breaking down ince i start aging meanwhile this is one of my main reasons

No. 2072637

>>2072604
jesus christ, who the fuck is that husbando who deserve this devotion ?

( pretty sure i'll have no idea who he is if you do tell us)

No. 2072673

>>2072620
the person you want to have sex with will never be him no matter how much you pretend it's him and deep down you will know this. it's different from masturbating and imagining to have sex with your husbando because if you are serious about him he already truly exists within you. you want to spend multiple hours trying to find someone to pretend to be your husbando and convincing him to be like your husbando instead of actually spending time with him. just the thought of getting involved with a 3dpd man in any way would make me feel like i'm cheating on my husbando. to me he exists in real life and there is no way i could have sex with someone who is replacing him knowing he is right next to me.

No. 2072681

ayrt

>>2072416
thanks i actually quarantined myself so thoroughly from the reality of fake bisexuals i forgot they existed (despite witnessing the epidemic firsthand in it's infancy circa 2010s) and so i took the replies as very unjustified bad faith readings of my situation. i get how it came across now tho. i agree being bi is the new "cool girl" even for some men too as shorthand for "sensitive, non threatening" however i agree with the other anon these arent actually real bisexuals and it is misplaced anger.

>>2072471
ironically i am "gold star" and have no plans of acquainting myself with this dick you speak of

>>2072515
i'm happy you say this nona because my gut said some of this felt like projection

No. 2072708

When I'm stressed out I like to deeply sniff nail polishes, the smell of acetone calms me down. I'm surprised I never became a junkie that way since this is usually the gateway to that lifestyle kek.

No. 2072711

>>2072708
before I was medicated when I was deeply stressed I huffed glue instead. so you're good nonny acetone doesn't kill that many braincells anyway.

No. 2072725

>>2072708
I own a bunch of gel nail products and I quite enjoy the fumes. One brand that I have actually has a sort of eucalyptus-y scent to their top/base coats.

No. 2072732

>>2072364
the issue is that a lot of women call themselves bisexual but are definitely straight. so that poisons the well and the actual bi people who aren't retarded catch strays because of the sheer amount of people fakeclaiming. I miss when people called themselves pan instead.

No. 2072749

I am 24 years old and talking with a 19 year old man. The age gap isn't quite five years owing to birthday alignment but it still makes me feel weird even if I enjoy talking with him. I've agreed to meet with him for what I assume is a harmless little date but I do have a lingering sense of doubt that if our genders were reversed I'd be a gross scrote creeping on a much younger girl.

No. 2072752

>>2072732
Yes, I used to hate the pansexual label because it was exclusively used by spicy straights who thought they were ~better and more enlightened~ than us but now I realise it was a containment zone.

No. 2072780

i am starting to think men can't really be raped by women kek(baiting)

No. 2072782

>>2047013
This is absolutely based god I support women me wrongs and evils every single day. Why didn’t I read this sooner?

No. 2072791

>>2072749
It's not the same thing because men are not the same as women.

No. 2072793

>>2072749
Women and men arent equals. You dont need to feel bad.
>>2072202
>>2072278
Pick up a new hobby. Kids experience new things every day that make the days feel longer and more exciting.

No. 2072795

>>2072749
Don't think too much about it.
I think one of the issues we have as women is that we always put ourselves in the shoes of others, it's always "what if the sexes were reversed?" Or "We should do better" and it's all for nothing, just self-flagellation time all of the time.
So what if you're having fun? He's not some child and you're not a 70 years old man buying a girl from a third world country who just wants to make money to buy medicine for her mom that's dying of cancer.
Plus, if he doesn't like you he's strong enough to push you and run away, unless you're some 1.90 bodybuilder that loves to workout every waking second of your life and he's a petite 1.50 guy who is an anakun vegan.

No. 2072796

>>2048031
Wait a minute nevermind, you’re a really good story teller nonna because I almost believed it kek

No. 2072808

>>2072673
I see your point. Obviously I have an issue about physical intimacy so it's not easy to tulpa him into my life and call it a day it's just painful that he can't hold me when I need it but you can probably understand the feeling. I will try to think about what you said and not rush to do something stupid thank you anon.

No. 2072816

>>2072749
The whole age gap thing is retarded Twitter mentality. In the real world nobody cares that much. If anything, you'll probably realize this scrote is too immature for you. After I turned 23, I realized dating people still in college was not a good move because we had nothing to talk about. It's not so much that 24 and 19 are 5 years apart, it's more like they're different life stages so it's difficult to find common ground.

No. 2072876

>>2072808
i'm sorry that i said you don't have a husbando. i hope that you can deepen your bond with him. if you do decide to seek out a moid please be careful, men like to take advantage of women like us

No. 2072946

>>2072876
It's okay your honest advice and experience was appreciated and I know you didn't mean saying that. Actually the whole plan is sort of hypocritical on my part looking at it from an impartial perspective. This was interesting to talk about and you have given me some things to consider so thank you. I hope one day I can also get to the point, like you, where he exists in me too because it makes me so, so sad to be unable to touch him.

No. 2073007

My libedo is so so so nuts rn… I got turned on by a guy almost crashing a motorcycle. If he crashed that wouldn't be sexy but the fact that his life was in danger for a split second… I was fantasizing about this peeping Tom I had years ago in college, it never went anywhere he stopped coming around after I put in a police report but I fantasized what if I let him in, would he kill me? I wish I had like 30 extra lives so I could put myself in life threatening scenarios. I noticed this since I was a kid whenever I was watching a movie or cartoon and the character would have a knife to their neck or would be fleeing danger, I'd feel a little funny…

No. 2073024

I am literally so bored and lonely I just want to slit my wrists. Needing human interaction is so annoying

No. 2073341

The sanic totem thread induces schizophrenia-like symptoms in me

No. 2073356

Sometimes I get this overwhelming urge to tie a belt around my leg, get drunk and dunk my leg into dry ice and wait for it to do its job. I don't think it's a fetish thing because I find the puckered scarring on amputations a little disgusting and unsettling, I think it's a self harm/pity thing, like "oooh look at me and my fucked up leg, don't you feel bad for me?" I don't like it all, it feels gross and gives me a physical sensation of being covered in old grease whenever I think like that, but there's this little desire mixed in with it.
The thing is I don't even leave the house and I never go to the hospital if something is wrong because I don't want to take time away from people who actually need it, except for that one time I got bit down to the fat layer by a dog and thought I would get lockjaw from it. I don't know, it feels so separate from me but whenever I think about that furry who froze his hands off, or that TiF artist or Kelly, I think that if they could do it I could too. And that's fucking disgusting of me.

No. 2073380

>>2072453
>>2072570
Me three, I would have been a prime target of grooming because I was very naive but my weird autistic aura has always put off people (it's also an inconvenient since I have a harder time making friends). I think I could still be taken advantage off even at my age because I don't get some social cues but at least I know the red flags now.

No. 2073452

I cant think of Sasuke as straight. He was also simultaneously my feminist breakthrough. I was never a fujoshi, but to my middle school grade age narusasu was superior to sasusaku or whatever, but I couldn’t realize why. Only years later I realized I thought that because all this time I unconsciously noticed how straight relationships are unequal - the man would always see himself as superior. So I thought of yaoi/yuri as truly equal relationships; there are no power imbalances.

No. 2073453

>>2073452
Samefag but I meant to my middle school age self

No. 2073985

There was a girl who I went to secondary school with. She was a ‘friend’ but not really. She used to purposely embarrass me to make other people laugh. I think because I was shy and would go bright red so easily. I never had a boyfriend and I was so socially awkward and she used to say I was a lesbian (you know at the time it was used as an insult and she just would say it to embarrass me and make other people laugh) I remember a few times at night crying about it and have always struggled with my MH and whatever yeah. It sounds so silly and mundane but more things happened and I just hated her secretly and tried to avoid as much as possible. I left school in 2013 and since then, her mum suffers from asthma and had an asthma attack and has been in a vegetive state since. I don’t feel like “karma” and happy but I also don’t feel sorry for her. I get it isn’t the same and I might sound petty to you anons but idk writing this made me feel guilty but then I remember how uncomfortable and anxious I was always just bracing myself to be embarrassed

No. 2073991

>>2073452
This makes me so happy kek. Sasuke truly does bring people from all walks of life together.

No. 2073997

>>2073985
kek I think we know the same girl, this was basically my ex-friend from elementary and middle school

No. 2074015

It brings me so much joy when a moid gets divorced and his ex-wife takes the house, his money and the kids and he has nothing afterwards kek

No. 2074023

When I was a kid i thought only white people can be gay because we are werid like that.

No. 2074040

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i made a tranny cry in a group voice chat

No. 2074044

>>2074040
Did you get banned for it kek

No. 2074046

>>2074042
>cis gay men
why can’t you tumblrfag tifs learn to integrate before blogposting here

No. 2074055

>>2074046
What am I supposed to call them, retard? I just think it's remarkable that a gay guy would date someone with a vagina since they normally are disgusted by them. I think it's genuinely because she's a beautiful person, inside and outside, even after trooning out, with a magnetism that attracts anyone. It's crazy you can go from being a lesbian to dating gay men from taking hormones. She literally had no attraction to men whatsoever before

No. 2074059

>>2074046
plus a man who dates tifs isn't gay anyway kek, maybe bi at most
>>2074055
nta but you could've just said biological, regular, actual males, etc

No. 2074065

>>2074059
You are wrong about me because I don't come from Tumblr and I'm trying to integrate in the opposite direction by being less vulgar in my speech but I guess I overcorrected. You are missing the point which is that I'm directly responsible for ruining the life of a young woman. On one hand I am a believer in personal autonomy and being responsible for your own choices but on the other hand this would have never happened if it wasn't for me. I know it seems presumptious but if you lived through the situation it's pretty clear she would have never done this if I hadn't treated her poorly

No. 2074067

>>2074059
Nta but stop arguing semantics at this point, some of you get on your high horse a bit too much
>>2074055
Your situation makes me kinda sad, that must be really surreal. I have heard this happening anecdotally, all the women I know that started T begun to feel a stronger attraction to males. This TiF I know like was “straight” (lesbian) but now she’s a hypersexual coomer who doesn’t stop thirsting over men and the whiplash is painful to me kek. Anons here might not understand but I get what you mean, “gay” men were willing to make exceptions for her when they otherwise didn’t because she has this androgynous beauty and magnetism that probably makes them more open to the idea. Sigh

No. 2074074

>>2074065
She transitioned because she’s retarded and insecure, not because you were some guardian angel in her life that failed her kek. There’s an untold side of narcissists where they think they help to make decisions in another person’s life, it’s so fucking strange to me. It’s her lesson to learn, it has nothing to do with you

No. 2074080

>>2074074
I would see your point if I was talking about an adult but she was very young at the time. We both were but especially her and she relied a lot on me. For example, she stopped smoking because of me and she even told me so. I know it's a very immature mindset to stop smoking because your e-girlfriend told you to, and it's also immature to pressure your e-girlfriend into not smoking anymore because it freaks you out, but we were both kids at the end of the day. It's just this guilt that I can't shake whenever I think about it, and I can't talk about it to anyone because they either think I'm a crazy narcissist or they think transitioning was actually valid and brave

No. 2074083

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>>2074080
>e-girlfriend
You guys make me so tired.. seriously

No. 2074088

>>2074083
Off topic but having e-relationships as a kid is actually deeply traumatizing. It's like this longing that you will never satisfy that becomes permanently etched in your psyche. She wasn't even my first girlfriend but she is the one who did some serious damage to my brain

No. 2074103

>>2074088
I had a friend on habbo hotel, well it was eubbo (the retro free version kek) a male friend, and he kept asking to e-date me and I later found out it was a girl irl

No. 2074119

>>2074067
>Anons here might not understand but I get what you mean, “gay” men were willing to make exceptions for her when they otherwise didn’t because she has this androgynous beauty and magnetism that probably makes them more open to the idea.
I'm trying not to be mean but this reminds me of wish fulfillment characters in fanfics kek. Not saying your story isn't real, just that the description reminded me of that.
>she was so beautiful she turned gay men straight!
I unironically wish I had that power

No. 2074167

>>2074119
I WISH it wasn’t true, obviously these men were actually bi and didn’t realise, like a kinsey 5.5 and she was there exception. It’s not like most “gay” guys like her obviously, I know there are women that realised they were bi because of her and that seems to be more common. She’s just one of those rare extremely attractive people unfortunately (to my demise) in an interesting flavour because these people aren’t usually GNC. I wish i could post her kek

No. 2074171

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The woman (women?? Are they twins? They have very similar facial ratios) in this meme have the exact face type I’m really attracted to. Whenever someone posts one of these memes I get distracted admiring their faces.

No. 2074200

>>2074040
yes thankfully

No. 2074202

>>2074023
I remember one lady telling me as a kid that only white people could get autism

No. 2074206

>>2074171
Kek girl I love you

No. 2074207

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No. 2074229

>>2074171
They look like sims, every time I see this pic I think it's a screenshot from the sims 2, they have that sims expression when a dirty plate is in the way you know what I mean

No. 2074293

>>2074229
i see it.

No. 2074298

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>>2074171
That's a screenshot from the movie The Player's Club. The woman with the black hair is LisaRaye and the blonde woman is Chrystale Wilson. LisaRaye has always been very gorgeous to me, she's aged amazingly too, picrel.

No. 2074300

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>>2074298
Samefag, and I also think Chrystale looked like a hot vampire.

No. 2074434

I'm just as ugly as my boyfriend and yet I have the audacity to think I could be dating someone more attractive

No. 2074438

>>2074434
Even if you were deformed you as a woman inherently have more worth (socially, emotionally). I hope you use your moid as a stepping stone to meet the Chad of your dreams, you deserve it.

No. 2074450

>>2074438
Aaawe thank you nonna

No. 2074478

>>2074434
Kek, I relate to this so much

No. 2074526

>>2074434
I can't comprehend how a woman could end up dating a man cause you have to be a pickme first it feels humiliating and on top of that an ugly man so I have a question, I'm autistic and dgaf about social climbit and have too much pride to try to socialize with other humans for the sake of survival in this world cause you have to cater to those humans and change yourself and in het relationships be literally a sex worker or servant or throw some self respect our of the window so did you do it for the social status being in a relationship gives like is that's why humans date

No. 2074545

>>2074434
Yes you can. Just prepare to get independent and don't compromise the standards. You don't have to be stuck with ugly scores and it's better to be alone at least you get opportunity

No. 2074567

The reason I give smaller portions at chipotle is because I dont want to restock the line right now and I hate everyone

No. 2074617

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I may post misandrist content here in lolcor now and then—but deep, deep down I want to meet a guy who can prove that he's One Of The Good Ones™ and be my loving, loyal BF who would cure my fear of intimacy and never take advantage of my vulnerabilities. And maybe my misandry too.

No. 2074620

>>2074617
don't worry misandry isn't real be free of your sins

No. 2074635

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I am so ashamed of this stupid ass idubbbz merch i got whilst in middle school. I want to fucking burn it, especially with how idubbbz h become an embarrassing lolcow lately, but it has too much sentimental value. Between 2016-2018, i was in middle school at the time and was a huge fan of Filthy frank, Idubbbz, & maxmoefoe(mostly filthy frank). I have fond memories of watching these men on the having fun being dumb and goofy best friends. Middle school was awful for me. i had no friends in school and was super envious of the cancer crew and their fun looking friendship. At some point between 2016-2017, i bought idubbbz merch because even though i wasn’t a big fan of him like i was for Frank, i wanted something more lowkey and i thought it would somehow help me attract like minded friends or something. Never made any friends kek. Looking back it was super retarded because if my dumbass plan of being a friend magnet worked id end up attracting misogynist Scrotlets and would have to pick-me hard as fuck to keep them around. I am 19 now and i wear the shirt a lot still as you can tell from the wash damage but i only wear it inside out kek. I am going to wash it once last time and then im putting it into my nostalgia drawer.

No. 2074639

>>2074617
Even the good ones have skeletons in the closet, I say this from experience

No. 2074642

>>2074635
damn what a shit quality, i'm glad i'm not buyng any merch. This peeling is what i'd expect from HM.
I have nice memories of the era too, i was just ending high school and getting into uni. To me their videos were pure art.

No. 2074698

>>2074617
Pls dont get your hopes up nonita, it migh backfire. You migh think you found one of the good ones and then realize he is just some moid. Its a tale as old as time

No. 2074702

>>2074434
Good for you nonita, be audacious. Don't ever think you don't deserve something.

No. 2074719

>>2074617
This is why feminism will always lose.

No. 2074775

This made me so horning and it’s only the morning time

No. 2074779

>>2074775
Nonna, don't let our bird antecedents win over your logic.

No. 2074784


No. 2074830

>>2074775
Looks like he is spazzing, disgusting.

No. 2074865

>>2074617
Accept this isn't going to happen. Ever.

No. 2074894

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>>2074635
Anon this is actually very cute. I remember loving the cancer crew, and they always made me laugh when I was feeling down and sad (and still do sometimes) I loved the friendship and degenerate content but like you mainly for ff, idubbbz was my least favourite of the 3 but he still made me laugh in that era. He is a loser now. I know the fan base was mainly edgy misogynistic weirdos but just think that you did find comfort and humour in them once. I did too, and I watch cold ones kek

No. 2074910

>>2074719
>>2074865
It's okay to dream, nonas. As long as the OP knows its aint gonna happen its fine. This is why fan fiction exists after all.
>>2074830
lmao just let noni enjoy things i guess. I dont know what is that with me today kek.

No. 2074999

Whenever I see a couple where the guy is noticably more attractive I get nervous for the girls sake and kinda start resenting the guy because in my mind he's going to cheat on her. I feel a bit bad for "reducing the woman to her looks" by thinking that but the thoughts are automatic and you know how men are

No. 2075007

>>2074999
This mindset needs to die because butt ugly men cheat on women who are leagues above them all the time. It’s truly so detached from reality. If anything ugly moids are more likely to cheat than hot ones because they’re desperate for validation. They’d fuck anything and anyone.

No. 2075037

>>2074635
It gives me whiplash every time I realize some anons were only in middle school during lc's peak kek

No. 2075079

>>2075007
That may be true but I've been around far too many conventionally attractive males, my brother included, to believe that they're any better. Literally everyone treats attractive males like the sun shines out of their ass no matter how they behave and that means you'll fight alone with nobody in your corner.
Best case scenario you'll have strangers on the street, male and female, making mean comments if they think you're not as hot as he is and 'he could do better'. Worst case scenario he knows it and acts like an egotistic cunt who thinks his shit doesn't stink. Better pray extra hard if you're also fat and not 'just' average, because the odds of your hot boyfie defending you publicly and not just playing dumb by saying 'oh sorry sweetie I didn't know, that sucks' are near zero. He may even give you a bit of extra gaslighting for the road by saying they probably didn't mean it like that/I'm sure it was just a misunderstanding. See: recent UK football chant fiasco where a stadium full of 'people' was encouraging a footballer to dump his wife because she put on a bit of weight. His response was predictably limp-wristed.

No. 2075232

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>>2075079
>conventionally attractive males
>my brother included

No. 2075270

>>2075232
Yes hence the “conventionally”? It does not in fact mean I find my brother hot, just that everyone else does and makes their thirsting obvious. I know reading comprehension is way below average on this board but give me a break.

No. 2075321

I don't actually want to go to college, I only want to do so because I thought my mom would be proud of me. She acts like it's either I'm playing a game and it's silly fun time, or she just tunes out what I'm saying and starts talking about what my sister is doing in college instead.
I'm tempted to just call it quits now, the degree I was pursuing is very oversaturated and I honestly just like doing it as a hobby more anyway. If it was my choice I'd just save up and open a store catering to the field instead of working directly in it but it's not as socially impressive.

No. 2075328

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No. 2075391

>>2075328
You’re trying way too hard to be funny without having anything of substance to say so I guess I win.

No. 2075451

it's taking all my strength to not make fun of nonnies who like pedro fatscal. i'm trying so hard not to reply.

No. 2075702

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My dreams can be unintentionally offensive. I remember while ago I had a dream surrounded by people who didn’t look like me but didn’t look like anyone else, just feeling like an outsider compared to everybody else and they looked like aboriginals and I remember it feling ominous and being scared. I also had a dream a few years back that I vividly remember some parts where I was in some Islamic country and I was in a white futuristic mosque that looked like a white dome with windows all over and I was inside of it trying mistreated and chastised by Muslim moids. Why does this happen?? I’m an uncultured burgerfag so I’ve never been to Australia or the Middle East..

No. 2075783

I had a dream Christian Bale had a brain tumor that was slowly killing him and making him act out irrationally. Lord dont take this man and give him bountiful health amen

No. 2075879

>>2075783
He beat his mother

No. 2075882

>>2075783
he's a piece of shit. lord take this man and give him bountiful prostate cancer amen

No. 2075883

>>2075879
Wait what

No. 2075926

>>2074639
>>2074698
>>2074719
>>2074865
>>2074910

You /g/irls make me depressed. :'((no emojis)

No. 2075968

I hope Aaron and Sam's marriage outlasts all his bitter and jealous fangirls. As times goes by, their seething will be unparalleled.

No. 2075980

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>>2075037
>>2074635
same kek I’m 15 years older than this nonnie shit is wild being an oldfag

No. 2076025

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I’ve left my radfem arc. Witnessing some of the retardation on Lc made me lose my trust in other women. I used to think most women were good people but my eyes have been opened and now I‘ve become just as wary when interacting with women as I am with scrotes

No. 2076028

>>2076025
If by 'leaving my radfem arc' you mean snapping out of the delusion that women aren't retarded and evil, good for you. This should never even be a requirement to be a feminist kek

No. 2076031

>>2076028
Kek I know it sounds silly but I genuinely believed women were good people by default and if they were somehow fucked up it’s the fault of a scrote. I thought everything would be perfect if we lived in an all female society but I was wrong. A fair amount of anons on here are truly deranged and evil

No. 2076042

>>2076025
>Thinking that lolcow is representative of the female population when the most unhinged posters are deranged terminally online men.
Nonna, please.

No. 2076046

>>2076042
I used to tell myself "it’s probably a scrote" too whenever I came across psychotic posts but it’s gotten to a point where I feel like it‘s just wishful thinking at and at least some of them have to be actual women

No. 2076047

>>2076025
I think this is one of the problems with some feminists. You’re too busy trying to make a girls girls bestie clan instead of focusing on what matters. I don’t care if some women are vile bitches, I just want us all to have equal rights and rights over our bodies. You have to take your emotions out of it and realize women are human, just like men. Some women are going to be sweet maternal types and some women are going to be bitches, because shocker we aren’t virginal innocent robots only made for being nice and sweet to pop out babies.

No. 2076053

>>2076047
I didn‘t mean it as in women being innocent creatures. I’m talking about genuinely terrifying repulsive psychotic statements being made here. Not a women calling another women ugly or something, idc about that

No. 2076056

>>2076046
>>2076053
That's still not representative of the female population. Come on, you are on lolcow.

No. 2076059

>>2076053
Saying “I’m not a radfem anymore because some women are mean”, is no different from how a scrote thinks “im not doing anything for women because they won’t act how I want!”. Why would that make you stop being a radfem? You’re still a woman who should want things to be better for other women, so they can be better for you. If you stopped being a radfem because women are human(all humans are capable of evil), you never really cared about making things better for women in the first place, you only cared about having a hug box because men have hurt you and you came running to women thinking we would be different.

No. 2076062

>>2076059
I did not lose my trust in women because they are "mean". I‘m talking about legitimately inhumane statements being made on here. Not about mere insults or whatever.

No. 2076066

>>2076062
Why do you need to trust women to be a radical feminist? I don’t know one non-relative woman in real life that id like to spend more than 10 minutes around but I’m still a radical feminist because I want rights over my body and the violence against us to end. The reality is you probably had a bad break up with a scrote and got black pilled by it, then you came for comfort in female community and realized women can be bad people too.

No. 2076068

>>2076066
You’re writing fanfiction about me right now kek it’s time to end this convo before it turns into an infight nonny. Have a good day

No. 2076071

>>2076068
Part of equality is knowing that women can be terrible people too because they’re human. It’s not our problem that you didn’t see women as human so you wanted to bail out on being a radfem as soon as you ran into women who don’t fit your mold. That’s on you for being stupid.

No. 2076073

>>2076071
So keen on trying to infight… not participating sorry. This is a confession thread not a debate thread

No. 2076074

>>2076073
Then stop replying dumb ass kek

No. 2076082

Thinking of making a sockpuppet account on twitter to follow the trve vikings shit, it seems so entertaining.

No. 2076085

>>2075037
>>2075980
Same, I was finishing up college when I found Lolcow in 2015. Good grief.

No. 2076166

I want to become an alcoholic. Normal coping mechanisms aren’t working anymore and I’m forced to suffer in silence

No. 2076199

>>2076166
sorry to hear that, I used to use a variety of drugs ranging from psychedelics to hard stimulants in occasional escapist fits being somewhat in denial that it was for the sake of coping, but I realized that I didn't need the harm to my health in addition to the wasted time, so I opted for non-chemical forms of escapism that is so ubiquitous among the terminally online

hope you get better!

No. 2076205

>>2076199
what are these non-chemical forms of copium that you use, madame nonny?

No. 2076216

>>2076166
all that will achieve is making you feel even worse about your preexisting problems by causing you to become sloppy and bloated. look at the venus or shayna threads.

No. 2076251

>>2076166
I’ve been down that rabbit hole. Becoming an alcoholic is going to do nothing for you but make you fat. I went from 110 to 145 in only two years.

No. 2076271

>>2076053
>I’m talking about genuinely terrifying repulsive psychotic statements being made here.
Like what?

No. 2076278

>>2076025
Being a feminist is about fighting for women’s rights, not about being best friends with every woman on earth.

No. 2076289

>>2076025
Anon, please. Using LC to measure women as a whole is the stupidest thing I've ever heard. Majority of users here are chronically online and are socially stunted, and being anonymous online does weird things to the way people behave. They say things they would never say irl and likely don't even believe. I'm not trying to be mean by saying this mindset is stupid, I'm just being honest with you. Because it is so deeply stupid.

No. 2076292

>>2076025
Samefag, on average women are better people than men. Use the women in your real life to come to that conclusion, not a website that's main purpose is making fun of weirdos, you really think you're a going to find the cream of the crop HERE? If you don't know many women irl you're just proving my point about most of us being socially inept. All of the women in my life excluding my mother are remarkable people with deep hearts and intelligence a man could only hope to attain if males had the ability of self reflection to even notice they didn't have those qualities.

No. 2076298

>>2076025
>witnessing women and “women” being retarded and stupid on an imageboard made me lose my trust in women
ok

No. 2076301

>>2076298
I have to wonder how deep these supposed radfems were involved in feminism if dumbass anons are enough to make them falter.

No. 2076303

>>2076278
Read my replies that I wrote to that other anon because I’m not talking about women who call other women ugly or stuff like that. I literally do not care about mere insults or some minor cyber bullying kek. I‘m referring to truly evil inhumane disgusting psycho shit like violent torture fantasies etc.
>>2076289
>>2076292
I guess you have a point nonny but a good amount of women are also psychos they just hide it and reveal their true nature on sites like these. Seeing that was a true wake up call to me because I was truly delusional. I now know that I need to be wary of both sexes. A female lead society will not be the solution to our problems. We will be fucked when women run the world too. That’s my current stance.

No. 2076311

>>2076303
>disgusting psycho shit like violent torture fantasies
Are you talking like the husbandofags who are too into ryona or whatever it's called, or anons in the News Stories That Fuck With You or Reddit Hate threads writing violent screeds against moidkind? If there's other unhinged violent stuff on here I don't think I've seen it.

No. 2076313

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>>2076303
>guess you have a point nonny but a good amount of women are also psychos they just hide it and reveal their true nature on sites like these
That is just blatantly untrue, you're being obtuse. Is this deliberate? Is this bait? Great anon, you have no integrity and are completely incapable of understanding people. Nuance doesn't exist to you. Billions of women can be thrown into the drain because a handful of anons on a toxic website said something fucked up and you have absolutely zero way to confirm they were even women. Good to know. Go crawl into your cave like the spineless loser you are.

No. 2076316

>>2076309
What is that supposed to be some kind of gotcha? What I said is true, it doesn't matter what it says about me. Please grow up.

No. 2076319

>>2076315
>feminism hasn’t done fuck all but to add more burdens on to your existence.
The average intelligence of a lolcow user is like in the fucking dirt

No. 2076322

>>2076321
SO TRUE SIS

No. 2076323

>>2076319
Have to wonder how many of those anons who decry feminism have their own bank cards.

No. 2076325

>>2076321
I hope someone hits you hard enough that you're unable to form a thought ever again god bless

No. 2076326

>>2076325
Stop being mean, what is wrong with you?

No. 2076328

>>2076321
> t. tranny

No. 2076330

>>2076326
nobody said you could speak, shut up or you're getting a punch to the throat.

No. 2076332

>>2076329
Go read a book, you dumb fuck. I can't believe you're asking to be spoonfed feminism.

No. 2076333

>>2076332
Don't bother replying to them, it's obviously bait

No. 2076334

>>2076330
Yes ma'am uwu

No. 2076335

Kek at all the deleted posts

No. 2076338

>>2076335
Blessed farmhands

No. 2076343

>>2076336
Why do you gotta ruin the mood with your nonsense? You can be silly without throwing out the most offensive shit you can think of. You sound like a kiwifarms moid kek

No. 2076347

>>2076313
Are you okay? I never said that all women were like that I just realized that some women can be psychos so I can’t blindly trust random women anymore and a female society won’t solve all evil
>>2076311
Idk about the husbando thing but I saw anons describing violent torture fantasies in the vent threat or unpopular opinion thread or some thread like that about actual people they interact with in real life not even fictional characters. Then there’s the occasional schizos finding genuine joy and pleasure in animal cruelty. Some things being said on here are genuinely inhumane and scary. Serial killers start out like this.

No. 2076348

>>2076344
Someone is triggered kek

No. 2076351

>>2076344
k

No. 2076352

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>>2076342
Bait used to be believable

No. 2076354

>>2076347
Anon, those users are mentally ill stop thinking "a good amount* of women are secretly like that. That's the issue with your gobbledygook.

No. 2076356

>>2076344
How are you gonna give away your title like that nonnie? You're by far the biggest loser here

No. 2076357

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No. 2076359

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>>2076355
He fell into a door knob

No. 2076361

>>2076347
And here you are. Maybe the the women you know and yourself have something in common hm?

No. 2076362

>>2076347
>vent thread
You mean the thread where people go to rant about their lives so they can move on? Nobody posts violent shit in the vent thread just to go on and do violent shit irl, that's called leaving a paper trail and most nonnies aren't that stupid.
>unpopular opinion thread
You mean the thread where moid depravity gets brought up on a near daily basis and anons rightfully board the kam train in response? None of them are actually going out and slaughtering moids, even when we really truly wish we could. It's just venting because how else are you supposed to handle the sheer deluge of moid depravity?
>schizos finding genuine joy in animal cruelty
Minimize the dog/cat hate threads. most of the posters there are zoosadist refugees from moid boards and not to be taken seriously.

No. 2076363

>>2076358
Why are you so offended by this, it's literally true? Are you one of the schizos posting torture porn or are you just a regular user? If it's the latter you have no reason to be offended. I've been here for years, retard, I'm not going to deny reality because it offends your delicate sensibilities.

No. 2076365

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>>2076357
Can this be the next thread pic? I've never made a thread before and scared of messing it up

No. 2076366


No. 2076368

>>2076347
Men commit 89.9% of all violent crimes and 99.1% of all sexual crimes. Not women. Grow up.

No. 2076372

Nobody here can ever prove the sex of any poster. You can not read a post by someone claiming to be a woman and take it as fact. You have no evidence that any of the 'violent' posts or 'torture porn' you claim exists on lolcow did in fact come from a biological woman. In other words, stop building your view on an entire sex from lolcow. For fuck sake, go outside.

No. 2076375

>>2076372
Spitting straight facts

No. 2076379

Some of you are allergic to reading kek
>>2076372
Never said men were better
>>2076368
I never said that all or majority women are like this. I wasn’t generalizing an entire sex because I am aware that most women don’t think this way. Doesn’t change that psychotic women can be a danger too that I should be wary of. And my eyes have been opened to that. And I used to shrug things of as "it’s probably just a scrote" but at this point it just feels like wishful thinking and coping to me idk



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