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Battle of the dumbasses
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It was a cute pic just posted a minute after
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What's the taste tho
It really was kek, especially since I was basically bouncing down on my ass.
Then after I reached the landing area (inbetween the lower set of stairs) I slipped again and it happened again.
Funniest part is both times I was holding onto the railing but it was just that slippery lmao.
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How I sleep after a horror movie.
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Photobucket emailed me. Honestly surprised photobucket is still alive. No I don’t care about those photos I was 15 years old it’s probably all sfw bl stuff — or more likely like 3 photos I sent my mom considering this was sent to an email that’s still active lol
that reminds me of when I was in middle school and my mom caught me hoarding kaitoxlen art on photobucket kek. I started crying and said my friend forced me to do it.
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>tried to download mayro wonder 3 times
>none would open on my switch
>didn't notice the option to disable the anime boob lady on awoo installer until the third one
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I love well adjusted bad bitches
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I really would fucking cunt punt a girl if I saw her on the street with a full shitbag. Go to the bathroom and empty it out. Disgusting…(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE)
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I’ll wear a nice oversized pair of butchering galoshes. How bout that.
>>1727113>you expected us to care that her diaper is full
No i came to the dumbass shit
thread to post about this rightfully so. Nobody asked for your emotional support.
I wonder why the nurse even fucked him.>>1727121
Kek! If that legless moid tried to hurt and woman, he'd go down in one punch.
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He is living his dreams
So the answer is money.>>1727128
Men have osteomy bags as well, retard. Looks like your disability isn't only physical.
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Internet violent people in real life
a colostomy bag is a bag full of shit>>1727192
Walking around being kind of bloated is not the same as walking around with a bag of shit that you could easily change or empty into the toilet. It doesn’t emit a scent, but it’s very noticeable and distasteful. It’s not a qUiRkY!1 disabled girl trait like this weird influencer is trying to make it look like. If you shit in a bag and carried it around on your shoulder would that be considered acceptable?
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I love Lynja so much.. I watched her latest short and it seems her cancer is back and she is very very weak. I cried a bit.
Is he broke?
Why is he making you eat stale kids food instead of taking you out or at least having the decency to stop for fast food? He sounds like an idiot.
Reminds me of how I had to tell my ex to wear some nice clothes to my cousin's wedding, but on the morning of getting ready he had brought black work pants with holes in the legs.
Don't take this behavior too lightly anon. It seems dumb but if he cannot pull it together for a fucking wedding just imagine how he's gonna let you down for future events too.
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I just came across these Plushie Dreadfuls, and tbh I don't get it. Some have pretty cool designs (There's one called Sleep Paralysis rabbit that's levitating) but some of them are kind of ugly. And who wants a plushy to remind them of their mental disorders.
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And yes there is a tranny rabbit
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Not this shit again.
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the love one is pretty cute but I only spend money on weeb plushies
Dug it up for all the newnonnies to be able to see this part of lolcow history.
But yeah I wouldn't have sent it if she still didn't keep namefagging and bringing up her own incidents.
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They even have a plushie for the worst mental disorder of all: Lolcow
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This is just a remake of those emo plushies. Zoomers do not have one original thing, it's so so sad.
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They do have some that are quite cute, I really like this strawberry bunny. But I agree that most of them are low-effort, or look like they did put in effort but it ended up poorly designed.
Anyway sorry if it looks like I'm advertising anons. I'm interested in this stuff because I've been wanting to make my own plushies plus it's not like there's anything else going on in this thread>>1727580
American McGee made these kek, he's nowhere near a zoomer.
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Same nonnas, it was tacky but in an endearing way.
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omg nonas curse you for reminding me about skeleanimals. I was an 11yo easteuro poorfag when they were at their peak and could only dream about one. Went to their site and they also sell weirdly named (unlicensed?) Sans Undertale.
and a different nonny
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Poolitics in my country are something else. They are comparing one of the candidates to pochita. I hate this country nonnies.
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I have the Cheerios version of Ride Wit Me by Nelly stuck in my head for some reason. Ayyy must be the honeyyy!
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Samefag, Funko Pop will make a figurine with the most soulless eyes for literally anything.
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I watched the first 2 Friday 13th and killer klowns from outer space with my friend and i can't believe he got startled several times. I am never going to stop bullying his ass over getting scared at movies from the 80s
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You know, I never cared much for this anons skinny hands because I have a similar unfortunate case of manhands but the nails… The nails are killing me. Why are the tops colored so weirdly? Why are they so bendy, curved and thick looking, almost like overgrown hooves? What's going on with the weird square shape? Why are the nail beds a different color? I have so many questions
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neat i just got a commission, not a shit ton of money but enough to start saving while i work on other projects
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I'm watching surgery videos on youtube and being a doctor seems easy as fuck. I think I'm gonna go to med school like right now.
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I want to go to a therapist and i have no money fuuuuckkkkk
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Good luck nona if you decide to pursue that! I’m impressed that something like that looks doable to you.
I’m squeamish and have shaky hands unfortunately, so being a doctor/surgeon is a big nope for me.
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I think i am developing a muscle growth fetish, god help me
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CHOP OFF THE HAND AND
>PUT IT IN THE PASTA
CHOP OFF THE HAND AND
>PUT IT IN THE PASTA
Ermmm this is kinda rude to post when a nonner in the stupid questions thread just
cut her hand off while cooking
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I fell into a rabbit hole of some literal autist drawing muscle shit. At first i was just laughing at him as one does when they find a funny cow, but then he started posting about his redhead muscle woman oc that was always being bullied by a manlet nerd guy oc, and it started to awaken something in me, first ironically, but then i actually started drawing those ocs, one because i love bratty nerds and two because i needed to practice muscles, and it went from just redrawing the shitty chris chan doodles to drawing the nerd brat oc getting fucked by the enlarged clit
of the muscle woman. So i guess i irony poisoned myself into liking muscle women and enlarged clitoris
. the nerd and the muscle women are the ones at the bottom
i would but i lost my glasses months ago and no nonny
came over to help me find them and I STILL cant see
Can you post the redraws? I’m curious
(not the porn stuff tho)
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I opened my Himi gouache palette for the first time in over a year, maybe even over 2 at this point, rehydrated it and oh my god it smells like fucking ranch. I don't see any mold though.
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based paper plate
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We can go get new glasses together nonna, it'll be like a double date but at the doctor's instead.
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Tell me this doesn't look delicious. Forbidden gushers
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okay, i will go… but you have to hold my hand or i absolutely will get lost
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You're not the only one lol. I think the packaging in why they even got so popular, because tbh the paints aren't that amazing (they're definitely not bad though, I'd probably buy more if I ever use up my current palette). Simple but effective, I guess. And the paints are very smooth and pretty looking when you first open it.
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Does anyone own a jellycat? I hear the quality is really good and I'm half tempted to get one for Christmas.
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Not to be that
person but if you search up different variations of plastic compacts and compact cases or storage, you can get a similar (although not perfect) vibe and make your own custom paint pallet if you don't want to buy it at that price point or waste Gouche. Another cool thing to do would be repurpose the sleek looking compact pill cases all over Amazon to store whatever quality paints you want. A cool project would be supporting custom paint maker small business or get your tried favorites and relocating them in your own chose variety.
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There is unironically no greater feeling than getting a moid to write an essay tier reply and reply back with "tldr". I know it's bad but it gives me a thrill like no other.
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this is fucked up
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let's kick it up a notch
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that ones not even wearing shoes
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Could you imagine
it’s always funny to me how normies think i am weird because i am quiet and don’t really bother people much, but i think they’re weird and annoying for all the strange and obnoxious things they do on the daily. it’s my first time living in an apartment and the strangest people in the buildings are three moids.
one lives directly across from me in building b. when i first moved in, i had my curtains open to let in the summer light and i guess he was staring into my room, so i would see him literally run whenever i would get out of bed or go into my kitchen. yes, the nigga would literally run when he saw me walking in my own flat. then he would stand on his balcony and pretend he wasn’t staring at me, so i started closing my blinds as i don’t have much of a view anyway and he was annoying me. i guess that hurt his feelings as right after he started going out with his friends and not coming home on the weekend.
the next weird moid is some stuck up gay prick on the first floor. when i first moved in back in august, he went on a 2 week attention whore spree, inviting women over to his flat every night so they could gossip insanely loud and smoke cigarettes till 3 am. eventually someone cussed him out, so now whenever you walk through the courtyard past his flat, he rolls his eyes from his window like we are all in on a conspiracy to wreck his fun. he also got mad/jelly with me because i pet his dog who was sunbathing and got up to lick me when i walked past.
last moid lives above me. he gets up at odd hours and often leaves for whatever he does with what sounds like a rolling suitcase of gear so i assume he works at a club or something. he’s been driving me nuts as when he’s not out, he’s doing weird shit like making repetitive noises, walking back and forth for hours, or dropping shit at 2 am. it sounded like he broke something his apartment, so of course he has to fix it, loudly, all night until the sun starts to come up. thank god he didn’t have a drill and that the walls here are well insulated, but surely he knows the majority of people are sleeping? and like a week back he had some girl over to have loud, obnoxious sex all night till she snuck out sunday morning.
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What the fuck, Japan?
why is he throwing up in the end? vomit fetish?>>1728242
faggot stuff, exactly what's going to happen in this homo frat bro picture
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I've been watching crochet market vlogs just out of curiosity, and I swear most of the things that people sell are just different variations of these plushies. There's no shame in it cause I know these are quick to make and they are all popular for a reason, but damn how many people need to sell amigurumi bees and cows
KEK same nonnie
, this or other short non-replies.
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ok which one of you bongononas started a psychopop band called COWZ?
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i am going to sexualise every single of these members, thanks riot!
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Nonas that had one of those password journals, what was your password? Mine was purple kek (sorry for bad pic but this is the only pic I could find of the one I had)
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Just discovered 2 cute boys in my nihongo class. Time to look cute every Monday evening
>>1728581>red haired guy
smash>pink haired guy
smash>white haired guy
pass>green haired guy
pass he looks like a teen
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Thank you for reminding me
I don't sorry
In other news, there's a chocolate being boycotted for "political reasons" in my country and I hope they are successful so I can buy some chocolate on sale
iirc the new castlevania has a vampire named Olrox who mainly used his power to possibly stop his land from being conquered and people being killed. he also refused to follow the goddess vampire that wanted to conquer the north american land. >>1728858
i just wear a nude bralette cause depending on the shirt its sheer enough to see my whole areola. not comfortable with some scrote staring straight into my boobs even if they are smaller. also helps at the gym when running and i have some boob pain from my period.
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Bis and Brazil. They hired an obnoxious ugly YouTube scrote who is against the previous president to advertise for them and the president supporters did not like it.
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I'm laughing more than I should at this
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I'm an OH nonny
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Anon, are you okay? You passed out in the Starbucks line
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My best friends little sister had one of these and she stole our fruit snacks and hid them in there so he got a rock and we beat it open and not only were our fruit snacks inside but there were like these torn out pages from a specific issue of Playboy and she drew cat ears and manga eyes over the naked models like they were anime characters
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I hate having hair full-time. I'm trying so hard to fight back the urge to shave my hair again and just wear wigs. Maybe I'll do it once I get some nicer wigs. Also My electric clippers are broken so I would have to cut it down and then shave with a regular razor.
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Can't stop thingken of her…
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Found this randomly at reddit, it's making me kek so hard
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I just want to hug her til her eyes pop out like those weird rubber toys you get at Claire's
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This is exactly how I feel about her>>1729083
Pomni from The Amazing Digital Circus
Watched the pilot, she is so fucking cute but I don't like the majority of the other cast members…
Jax is trying waaay too hard to be a tumblr sexyman and I'm just like 'show me more of Pomni!'
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downloading stable diffussion to run some gay ops
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hang on… is that a heckin borzoino
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I've been hand-washing my clothes for over a year, and I'm just now realizing how nice it would be to get a washing board. It's really tough to actually thoroughly clean and scrub your clothes by hand. I guess I never thought of a wash board because they're so antiquated. There are some nice-looking plastic ones online that even have soap holders.
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I need an egg salad sandwich, but with only the yolk. The white kinda ruins it.
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Has anyone befriended someone from the friend finder thread and became close without having much interests in common? I wanted to add someone who I thought was interesting but I'm not sure if they'd take interest in talking to me, I'm so bad at making friends when it's kind of forced
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me watching the manager favorites fight today and the one i like telling the one i hate that she is going home early
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a character on aichat warned me to not go into the woods and when I asked why, it started telling me a story about it got kidnapped and fucked (raped?) by bigfoot who wanted to 'love' him
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I'm a bit embarrassed because I'm a slow reader. I've been a slow reader my whole life, I got put in remedial English in elementary school and I have dyslexia. It sucks because I love reading a lot and I love stories. Anyways, being slow's not gonna stop me from reading but still. I wish I was faster. I could read even more, then.
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Trannies actually act like this, so good job at replicating their behaviour
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Relevant once again
They stopped before my hometown, but thanks nonna. Now the second wtf moment in the train was in the washroom. I wanted to wash my hands, I got sprayed with soap on my hoodie and then the sensor for the water to activate just wasn't working (I went to another washroom after that, and same thing happened). I had to "wash" my hands with the droplets of water in the sink, couldn't rinse, had to wipe the soap from my hands with paper towels.
I spent 75€ on this train ride, except for the fact I'll be home before 6pm, it's a bit or a piss take, pun intended.
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it seems that skipping my meds makes me irritable but i still want to punch this guy
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Why? Why not fuck him? And then kick him in the balls and punch him
I wanted to get one too and I thought it'd be easy to find an old sturdy one at a thrift store or flea market but no. It's for my grandmother with dementia who won't recognize a new plastic one.
Why are you hand washing your clothes?
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Would anyone else be interested in a TADC thread if I created one in /m/? I want to post about Pomni without shitting up this thread every day
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When I'm very low motivation and can't get anything done, I pretend that I'm a single mom that needs to provide for her kids and I get to working immediately.
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>skin care can only do so much, just get laser it’s quick and easy
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DrawingWiffWaffles hasn't uploaded a thing in 6 months and I really wonder if she's alright. I love her videos for the BG noise and she seems like such a sweetie. Also, I've been reading old art salt threads and something about them was so fun even though it was just talking about art-tubers. They don't feel the same anymore.
After the raids the entire website
just doesn't feel as fun anymore, there's some sparks here and there but a lot of the fun anons went away
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When I turn on the A/C heat for the first time in months and it smells like a fire it had that fishy electrical fire smell one time
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I did that this morning and it set off my smoke detector.
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I reposted and forgot the photo, fuck
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My country's sensationalist jurnos talking about third world war while being on the other side of the planet from Europe and the middle east
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He looks OLD, HAGGARD and like my 50yo AUNTIE!! His skin has seen better centuries it looks dry as fuck!! bring back sexy, eternally beautiful vampires, this is a disgrace!!
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its true you can make him handsom
yeah it's from oct 15th, there was more in celebricows >>>/ot/1728500
was posted and deleted in like an hour. then ethel posted absolute walls of text trying to "clarify" do damage control.
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Homie is literally just a horny Fenris OOC twilight vampire crossover
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my friend told me her bf had a really bad gambling problem and i keep getting recommended gambling reels on instagram, like jokes about gambling and stuff, so i sent her one and told her she should send it to him. now i think she's mad at me even though i apologized and she said she isn't. in my defence it was pretty funny. and we make dark jokes all the time so i didn't foresee it being actually offensive. tbh i don't know what's going on with her boyfriend. they've been dating for almost 4 months and she recently let it slip that he has never said "i love you" even though she's said it to him. also, she plans to marry him and wants to live with him as the main provider, but i don't think he feels the same way about her… he called her and told her they were moving too fast. i don't know he's a nice guy but uh i think he's going to dump her and i'm already scared of the emotional fallout. i also keep trying to tell her that planning on being a trophy wife is not an actual plan for your life (especially when the person you're planning on being trophy-wifed to doesn't know that's your plan) and now that i know he was addicted to cocaine and gambling it's uh. anyway i think the gambling meme might have triggered her because subconsciously she also realizes that this is not a relationship that's going to last.
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normal brain: comparing astarion to other vampires in vidya and saying he's too old or too faggy
galaxy brain: understanding that astarion is just AU preminger bitten by a vampire
When will you finally get it? I feel like only kids who loved preminger get the appeal
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Someone made a lora of my niche husbando, i am going to make so much porn.
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Preminger is easily hotter and more charismatic pffft
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Ok but don't booly me if you don't like it.
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now THAT'S what i'm TALKING ABOUT
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Here's more Leon as you asked. His insta if you want more:https://www.instagram.com/graysonfinofficial
He posts some extra weird stuff from time to time but overall his cosplay is nice. He does genshin impact stuff too. I don't play it but I like the pictures he took kek, might post them later if you want to.
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My entire world shattered when I got my first drawing tablet and realized how difficult it actually is to draw without a screen. Drawing with a no-screen tablet is actually an entire skill on it's own. And then years later I made the same mistake and bought another one kekk.
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Bargain is an extremely good show imo, I really liked it and im excited for a season 2.
this, especially that hideous red woman>>1729737
safe horny is when groups of people (or really just women because men dgaf unless they're trying to show their female followers what a good noodle they are so they can groom them) glom onto haggard old people in order to fantasize as loud as they want without getting called problematic
, creepy, a pedo, and whatever else by faggots on twitter. visibly old men are the "safest" demographic to sexualize, bonus points for racial diversity. the forced "mommy step on me" posts you see whenever they see a female character who looks 30+ also falls into the safe horny category, all female ones have innate bonus points too for reminding those around you that you were supposed to be bisexual.
Thanks to the anons who comforted me when I said I relapsed. I feel a lot better now.>>1729882
What a hussy.
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cinder toffee has the texture of eating dry wall, and i love every second of it.
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I was looking through Amazon for phone cases and found this??? ? I have so many questions kekkkk
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I'm pregnant, I hate my nigel and love him. I wanna bump the no-nos but the thought of him touching me makes me wanna barf and screech angrily.
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I always ask myself "who the fuck is buying this??" when looking at phone cases kek they're so weird
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Ugh I am so tired of being confused for a 2 month old baby. People always come up to me and ask to hold me and go goo goo gaga at me. Moms even say me that I look younger than their 2 hour old baby. I know I am so youthful and neotonous but I am so tired of this guys I can't help that I look like so young. Pic rel looks similar to me but I look slightly younger (yes I look that young!!!)
I took a picture but my fat ass thumb is in the way. Should've took more before I dumped it. I'm kinda shake.
Update it burnt around the edges and didn't melt properly tasted horrible. Back to the lab
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I followed a method on reddit to get the popups to go away. It's working for now but I've seen people say it stopped working.https://www.reddit.com/r/youtube/comments/176ludf/permanent_fix_for_youtube_ads_adblocker/
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This was very hard.
I feel you nonna, I can't even search for content of my husbando without this one ship of him coming up in almost every single post. I don't mind delulu shippers for the most part either tbh I like to ship characters as well
, I just can't stand when people bastardize his entire character and turn him into a collection of fandom tropes for the sake of a ship. For the most part, husbandofags enjoy their guys as is and love the characters the way they were written instead of making them into some tumblr blorbo kek
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I share a special bond with whoever keeps reposting this goddamn gazelle.
There was a weird one concerning projared
kek, I barely keep up with him. It's normally cam girl though you are right
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Anons, I'm thinking about hypotheticals to procrastinate on actually important things again. How would you feel/react if you had a child and they decided to troon out?
For me, if I had a daughter (not going to speak on sons because I don't want one), I think I would feel guilty because I probably messed up in my parenting somewhere. I don't think I would outright be like "you're not a man!" because that's a recipe for getting your kid to hate you, but I think I would try to look at whatever caused her to troon out in the first place and improve from there. I think most FTMs do it because of some insecurity (sexuality, appearance, whatever) so I think I would try to subtly push her in the right direction to improve her confidence and hope she grows out of it. No hormones though.
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Oh I've heard of him. He's the famous tied up Leon kek Pretty sure hes a fag
Has decent photos though
Teach them from a young age that the things they do don’t define their gender, as in:> you’re a girl who likes to play with trucks> you’re a boy that likes playing dress up
I wouldn’t pathologise or astrologise their every behavior into boy and girl, just into “that’s what people do”. Obviously biological realities would inform certain information but not interests/toys.
That said if my kid did come to me with the “I’m trans” claim my reaction would depend on their age. If they were under 11 I’d find the source and keep reiterating that the things they like and people they admire don’t dictate their gender. When I found the source I’d remove its influence.
If they were over 11 I’d find the source again, they’d have a dumb phone and no access to unsupervised internet so it’d have to be a person, but outwardly I’d be really blasé about it and grey rock. I’d ask them a lot of questions and challenge their understanding and highlight magical thinking/circular logic/cognitive dissonance. I wouldn’t change their name or “respect” their pronouns, I live in reality thanks. Depending on how bad it got I’d pull them out of school or play the game with them like: “No sweetie mummy isn’t a bigot, I’m a counter gender which means in order to feel close to my gender feelings I have to gender others in relation to how they make me view my gender. It’s ok you’re still ignorant to what it means to be trans, you’ll learn as you grow up.”
No hormones or surgery, information on the realities of these experimentations and the realities faced by women (non of this “women live on easy mode” bs)/realities of being a women (non of this “women haven’t done anything for civilization” bs either). Then I’d fill their days with activities so they didn’t have time to navel gaze, if you can remunerate on your gender and what it means to like the color pink you can do the dishes at the same bloody time.
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I would throw everything I can at her.>comfort her every single day that she's beautiful the way she is: as a girl who'll grow into a beautiful woman>explain to her that her gender does not mean personality, and that she doesn't have to be a boy to have a nonstereotypical personality>emphasize the difference between the two sexes, and make it clear that she is a female who could never be a boy, but that it's okay because there's nothing wrong with being a girl>bring her to therapy so she can learn self-love from a therapist that WONT groom or encourage any tranny shit>explain to her the dangers of males, hopefully discouraging her from wanting to associate with such an atrocious group of people>explain to her the dangers of hoping on destructive chemical treatments and surgery that'll never leave you the same, even if you try to get your body back the way it was>remind her everyday that she is loved by her mother, and by everyone else in her family for the perfect girl she is>limit and monitor her internet activity>pay attention to who her friends are so I can forbid her from seeing any "trans kids">consider enrolling her into an all-girls school that bans "trans kids"
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Why does sugar free redbull taste how the weird incense section at the gas station smells?
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Dear God you're right
I don't know if I'll remember to post but this guy from the FDJ (GDR soviet youth party) received a medal for his activism and it comes with a pamphlet on the things he did/signatures and the medal. The guy who's selling it also sells some GDR newspapers so I'm very excited! I'm not a communist but soviet dictatorship is so fascinating to me, and German I can actually somewhat
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The place that did my car repairs put a little tag on my keys for identification, and I still have it on there. I feel like one of those people that keep their hospital band on days after they got out the hospital. I'll take it off once I finally get new keychains.
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dropped my nta bingbong
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regice looks a little down today. why don't you tell him he has the best pokemon cry to cheer him up, anon?
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Fate as a series is just MCU for porn addicts but I’m obsessed with this fucking creature. I know nothing about her other than memes of her being a fucking gremlin. And the style she’s drawn in is so goofy I can’t hate her. I only hate moids making porn and unfunny stuff with her
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Someone on twitter drew this to make fun of a vtuber who is obsessed with rule 34 jokes.
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The above post has me so curious, anons have you ever seen something you posted on a different social medial site posted here? No need for details obviously but I know there have to be some cases of this.
Sidenote, I remember that one anon that said she was the girl in picrel. I don't think I believed it but funny nonetheless.
Also I miss livejournal — I lost my password I’m mad
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God. I hate this era.
I fucking hate this shit and I tried the reddit "fix" for it and didn't work for shit. Anyway, what would you call this era nonnie
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to the nona who posted picrel thank you i am laughing my ass off
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The cats instagram is @donsphynxofsweden and the cats name is Freja. She looks like that all the time
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holy shit i love her
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I have a soft spot for bald cats they’re ugly but in a cute way
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You look like a baby? What, you have dwarfism? Kek, have fun Esther.
ahem. So I did a pretty funny sketch to post it on one local ib: reasons was - honorary-nostalgic (I was posting drawings on that ib several years ago) and to kinda say hi to a couple of artists occasionally posting there, who I am mutual on socials with
the new mod appears to be an incel attention whore, so he got triggered of god knows what and deleted post then banned ip
(also tried to post funny drawing maybe year ago and got deleted for whatever reasons and never came back to this day - cow mod wasn't there yet, iirc, so is being schizo required for mods or)
but what's the funniest - last conversation in the thread was about artists going away and never coming back, because they are not welcome there, kek
so of course making a moid go triggy is funny n shit, but still I am gigasalty of making a mistake of trying (even if it was a sketch - even a bit counts!) for a loser to janny My Precious Gift out (ah, yes, that art thread was also full of porn - so, apparently, this is what allowed instead, typical moid)
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I want to log off and go masturbate so badly, but I agreed to be part of this online ttrpg group and can't leave the call
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I organized my clothes, I even folded them. It's not the neatest but now my closet is not a complete mess.
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Why does everyone say you shouldn't drive with platforms? Sure, it's a little more uncomfortable, but there's not really a big difference between it and driving with normal shoes.
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I have leftover rice and I want to make fried rice so bad but I don't want to disturb my mom
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I wish there was a list of gc/radfem/non-handmaiden female animu artists that take commissions. I don't want to give my hard earned cash to troons
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This may be the most important thing I am writing to my nonnies….The spiritual and occult reasons you should not argue with ugly men, especially on Twitter!!!
Man is the seeker and woman is the sought. Your feminine life force is gold!!! Ur conversation, your company, it all has worth!! Your interactions with him, (even and especially!) arguments, fill the void in his soul that craves the company and conversation of women, and
WHEN YOU ARGUE WITH AN UGLY MISOGYNISTIC MAN U ARE LITERALLY CHARGING THE BATTERY ON HIS UGLY GREASY WIDE ACNE RIDDEN BACK!!!!
Now with his charged up battery, he will be empowered to hurt u and ur sisters in this world!!! stop it!!! U are being an unpaid geisha entertaining the worlds worst ugliest men!!
YOU SHOULD BE SENDING A VENMO OR PICS REQUEST BEFORE YOU ENGAGE WITH THESE MEN!!
For every interaction you have with a man you need to be asking yourself what purpose does the serve in my life?! Is this charging or draining my feminine soul?
Men you interact with outside of practical daily IRL interactions like work and the grocery store should be offering you wealth, handsome beauty and devotion, family protection, etc
Save your life force for yourself, the elevation of your own life and the collective sisterhood!
Arguing with ugly men hurts us all!!
Just found out about them today, but I'll keep you updated nonnys<3.>>1731335
I wouldn't let a man protect my family for shit lmfao. I never understood this feminine energy stuff, sounds like tradwifey shit with extra steps to me.
Tradwife tards ruined the movement. Being in touch with divine feminine is supposed to mean you just ignore males unless they add value to your life. You focus on yourself. That's it.
Tradwife types just use it to be better pickmes and it irks my soul
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Yesterday I was cooking, I think it was boiled eggs but I can't remember, and put a pot lid on the stovetop and I guess the steam/heat made it start sliding across the stovetop by itself. Creepy. Haunted eggs.
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About to make custard for the first time because I really want to eat the puff pastry I have in my freezer, but I have no fruit and custard is the only thing I can think to make with what I have
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I had a fun date with the poly couple
In a way I feel like Katie from Letterkenny with two bfs though
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Idk how to temper eggs but I just eyeballed it and it came out pretty delicious, except it does have clumps because I was trying to multitask while it was heating up and didn't stir it the entire time. Anyway, It's really good with the puff pastry and custard is surprising delicious. Now that I think about it, this may be my first time really having custard. I think I'll use it next time I make banana pudding. I think I'll freeze the leftover custard cause I make way too much.
Anyway, I'm also cooking some chicken to make garlic parm wings right now. I got a lot of work that I was really stressed about done today, and it feels good to end the day with a good meal.
everyone jumping on this anon's ass but not the weird polyfag (wasn't even m/m/f if >>1729668
is anything to go by)
Its fandom-related, of course they're fighting, it would be weirder if they weren't>>1731569
why is everyone getting pissy at you? the guy is kinda chubby, not very fit, just normal
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Hate a man who bugs his eyes out because he thinks it makes him look kawaii so much. You don't look cute you look like you have thyroid disease. You look like SpongeBob. You look stupid.
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Lately I've been feeling even sadder than usual and I don't even know why.. like I've always been one dumb sad bitch, but now I don't even want to listen to music which isn't normal for me - I've always loved listening to music, music helped me cope with so much, I'm getting concerned kind of
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Different anon but these replies are so weird cause actual ana chans tend to prefer chubby guys sometimes
kek proof the ones shaming the fat piece of lard scrote aren't insecure anas themselves, so any snarky "eat a sammich" replies are misdirected >unfeminine
how can you be so brainwashed and still be on lolcow? shouldn't the constant stream of pop-radfeminism rhetoric influence you in some way?
so you're binging while you have distorted views about someone else's body to deflect on the fact you're overweight? just go to therapy nonny>>1731659
yeah like ana-chans never bodyshame anyone kek
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This Oklahoma judge sounds like a farmer.
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Anons really spent almost an hour defending this…
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You need to watch picrel, get a meal at your faveourite resturant afterwards and give your honest review of it in the movie thread in /m/. I'll be waiting for your review.
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I've been playing bimboland and I get a little happy seeing new users cause it's kind of dead. Like lolcow, it's seems that they have limited staff and older users dropping like flies so you see a lot of the same users over and over.
You are genuinely mentally unwell>>1731743
Literally. Either these are teens posting or some actual freaks.
maybe the nonitas saying that live in backwards countries where moids don't take care of themselves/live in tiny towns with the same problem?
i've been there, lived in a small town and that was the case, but since i moved i've seen more pretty boys that aren't minors. of course they're a minority, but things certainly changed for the better and there's more eyecandy due to better living standards, especially in the city center.
I'm not the one who originally posted it, it was >>1731563
. You seem mad at people calling him chubby though and idgi
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should male titties be perky or should the nipples be looking down in shame?
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It's normal for pecs to point down, the pectoral muscle gains volume in a way that sits above not below. It isnt normal for anyone's nipples to point up.
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I mean I have a little hair on my boobs tragically so I don't mind when a man does unless it's abundant like gorilla>>1731788
but it isn't normal for a man to not be ugly either
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Tag yourself i'm cheeno
I wanted paste but since someone picked paste I'll pick malde
shout out to jnig, haven't heard from her in a while!
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You can only select one
no keroppi one? top cinnamoroll then>>1731847
no that is MINE i took it already i just reposted to correct a typo. but i guess we can cut it in half
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As long as you're not kirbynon
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I have solved the matter with HR. Here is yours.
>>1731853>pagayn tattoo>website url with "boys"
thank you nonita, i can finally have a froggy one. keroppi best sanrio character btw. >>1731852
you can have the whole of it i don't want cinnamoroll anymore i have my husbando
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Looked him up.>bio says he's "straight"
Males don't even understand themselves. They'll do cowboy buttsex with other moids, kiss them, and do group masturbation and still
deny that they're huge fags. I said it before and I'll say it again: there is nothing more gay than a "straight" man and his "buddies".
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Oh, I didn't recognize him cause of the ears. Have this nonnie
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She already has her keroppi cake so it's already been settled. Calm down and hit this to soothe those nerves
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Started reading ever17 today, only really care for hog chan thus far
I think I just generally like the cold bitch girl in VNs.
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someone sent me 23 bucks on accident, i am going to buy my cat so much shit lol
I gave up on bimboland when tifs were trying their best to take over.
Did you ever participate in pbfc? I managed to win once!
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Good luck, hope your cat enjoys!
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Whats better to get for my cat, new toy or tons of yummy snacks?
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Me changing youtube.com to yewtu.be in the url and bypassing the adblock blocker updating uBo doesn't do anything for me.
It's completely blocking me as of today, but it can only block you on YouTube itself, so if you watch some linked video on reddit or tumblr for example, all works fine. Incognito works, too for now?
. I have no problems with yewtube, it's one of those sites that always got linked when someone wanted to link a video without giving the uploader views. You can only watch up to 720p though, and no thumbnails. Comments work fine, too.
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I love older women, I think they are so beautiful, the lines and wrinkles are a symbol of wisdom. There is an old lady who goes to my AA meetings and she was wearing a lovely outfit and I complimented her, I said she looked beautiful today. She seemed so taken aback and that made me sad. I'm going to compliment more older ladies!!
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ReVanced sisters are we still in it?
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I've been obsessed with Karen Puzzles videos so I've finally opened and started a puzzle that someone gave to me almost a year ago. I literally woke up and immediately started working on it for like an hour kek. I haven't done one since I was a child. >>1731976
I did participate one time! I didn't do the last PBFC, but I'm planning to enter the next one.
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Nonnies, how did you not recognise her??>>1729054
That's true, she keeps kalm.
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Oh my gosh, sorry. Reposting again but spoilered. I see an ass facing us and I see the foot at the top but I just do not see a dick being sucked or any sex happening. I did do some investigation in the comment section and apparently the character is Caine from The Amazing Digital Circus…which is literally a pair of dentures with eyeballs. The person who I got this from is into tumblr sexymen though so it makes sense, they have a lot of Spamton art.
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Samefag, this is the second photo and I can clearly see the fellatio here. But that first pic just makes no sense. Anyway, how is a pair of teeth supposed to suck dick? I had to include a pic of the character cause I don't understand how people want to fuck that.
Kek insane stuff>>1732281
Looks so for me too, but i saw a dick at first too on the second pic, but there's none
original interpreter here, yeah i definitely mistook the censoring of the tongue for a dick. and let me parrot what >>1732290
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So far I've met three women who said the very first thing they do is automatically assign an animal to a persons face, but with none I was close enough to ask what animal I am. Just what am I, anons?
I miss high school, no worries about impressing anyone because you're just a stupid ass kid. So much free time and only worrying about minor things, life was good.>>1732307
Don't worry about it nonna they sound weird as hell
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Well, I look like a pug, what animal resembles you nonnas?
if it makes you feel any better, my grandmother said that I'm a black cat, my younger brother is a white wolf, my younger sister is an orange cat and my eldest brother is a bull.
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what has been your favourite thread pic of ANY thread across all board of all time? Mine was that mtf one where it is some sort of classroom or something and there is a big masculine tranny with red lipstick and a girl is pulling a weird face in the background I think unintentionally but I just randomly thought about it and I can't stop laughing. so that is mine, what is yours?
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say what you will about shaytists, but they always make the best thread pics KEK there are so many good ones it's hard to choose
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He is to me what that faggy vampire elf guy is for everyone else…
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wait is this not a dick? what is it?
he's also really hot to me and more my type than astarion, but then a nonny
shared some line of his where he talks about being a polyfag which instantly put me off him
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got 23usd sent to me out of nowhere, used 16 on 7kg of cat food and need to use the rest now, what should i use it for, groceries or order mcdonalds. I live in a third world country and the currency is going to devalue by 20% by sunday.
Groceries seems smarter
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kot. probably because of my roundish features and resting tism face.
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i realized i could have ordered the same amount of cat food for less rip, anyways ended up ordering KFC because its probably the last time i will be able to order it with the absolute state of the economy.
ni idea lol solo spawneo en mi cuenta de la nada, un amigo dijo que podia ser un plan o algo asi pero no se, creo que fue un mogolico que se equivoco de usuario. Also, no eran 23 usd, si no 23k pesos. Nos van a mandar a pasturear nonny
…hablemos en inglich.
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Quiero saber también kek.>>1732446
Necesito que me den más de 23 dólares de repente.
I made a LATAM thread years ago but it never picked up, i would love for it to become active again nonny
!! lets sperg about the elections and other stuff, i am so nervous about it lol>>>/ot/621962
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Just woke up from my masturbation nap. FUCK i love him
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I’m playing a random dress up flash game and one of the clothing options is a unilever branded shirt topkek
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I actually already have the palette, but thanks for your suggestions nonna
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i have a bulldog face and i'd look really cool in a mugshot
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Me n my ginger daughters kek
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sea otter or hognose snake
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i had someone tell me i look like a tree frog once, not in a bad way though
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Learning how to make my own butter and only buying actual cream butter really made me hate a lot of the butter that you see in stores. Most of it is margarine, which I knew before but now it really makes me upset. They're very intentional about their packaging so people think it's butter and grab it without thinking twice. Most don't say what it really is on the front of the package, and if they do it's in really tiny text. Margarine is useful for it's own things (real butter burns kinda easily), but they know people wouldn't buy it if they were like, this a stick of oil. And it's always the cheapest option too, a poor family isn't going to buy the real butter $3+ when the margarine is $1. American food companies are attacking the bodies of poor people who don't know any better because it's the norm and they have more to be worried about. So much deception.
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The Unpopular Opinions threadpic makes me feel funny
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Babies must be so irritated with how people can just pick them up and carry them every and anywhere
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I am about to watch What a Way to Go, and fashion really hasn't changed that much. It is interesting to see this kind of stuff in old films (like that BDSM chandelier in Gentlemen Prefer Blondes) because people always preach that women were purer back then. If a woman wore this dress now-a-days she would certainly be called trashy and a slut, although I'm sure people did say that about this woman back then.
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Who else remembers lolcor bebe
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Samefag, also this sheer dress.>>1732703
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friend said i look resemble a deer, but only the ones with these types of noses
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Shoebills are such interesting creatures, they look so animated
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I think anon was talking about the lady in this >>1732708
. Second actress is beautiful but definitely looks like she squashed her rib cage with tightlacing.
I mean this gif >>1732708
, but you could be right, she's probably does have a small waist to begin with but wearing shapewear to enhance it
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The costume design during this era of Hollywood was very fun. I keep hoping that some filmmaker will bring back this style of movies.
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Agreed. The details, the designs and the flourish the gowns had from that era is unmatched. One of my favorites is Adrian Greenburg.
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samefag but my favorite work of hers was in the film The Ten Commandments. Even the men looked good.
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posts like these belong in the confessions thread
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Imagine dying and your child writes an article claiming your "queer" somehow?
>>1732953>In the midst of a slow and tumultuous mid-pandemic break-up with my partner, there was an evening when I couldn’t take it any more and had to get out. I ended up at my mum’s house, a few miles away. I got there around midnight, in a state. My mum – who has never been much of a drinker – acknowledged the seriousness of the situation by rummaging in an obscure drawer before offering some unidentifiable brown liquor from a dusty bottle. And so, we sat in silence, until eventually she said: “I hate to ask you this, but… do you still have sexual desire?” I said “Yes”, and she shivered with relief. “Oh thank GOD,” she said. Why did she ask? “Well, I’ve never told you this before, but your father was asexual. We made you, and then… nothing. I was worried you might be… the same as your father.”>My dad was a lovely man. He died in 2014. He was quiet, kind, and exceptionally easy-going. Nobody had a bad word to say about him. Having battled cancer for years, he miraculously held out just long enough to meet his first grandchild before he passed. I wanted to become a dad because I felt like I’d learnt from the best. Regrettably, though, I’m not as easy-going as him: the fact that someone I love felt unable to discuss his orientation and keep his sexuality a secret for his entire life has slowly made me furious with the world in the years since I found out.>It’s funny thinking about my old man – an F1 fan in ironed jeans – existing in an LGBT+ context. It’s also frustrating that there’s anything funny about it in the first place. Do a Google News search for “LGBT” and words like “controversy”, “debate”, “protests” and “row” seem to permanently attach themselves like parasites. And yet there’s something comic about confronting the self-styled “culture warriors” out there – people hell-bent on stopping discussions of sexuality – with a grey-haired white guy from Essex with an Autosport subscription and a habit of tucking his T-shirt into his Y-fronts. A guy who demographically looks exactly like them, yet on the inside had a complexity that would take them 1,000 years to grapple with. This is what people who actively try to stifle any discussion of gender or sexuality forget: they think they’re talking in the abstract, without realising that their best mate might be asexual, their daughter might be a lesbian, their young cousin might be a “they”.>Through the prism of my dad and his asexuality, I’ve worried that the battle to promote LGBT+ rights has too often been synonymous with people who are young, trendy and effing cool – three things he was effing not. With regard to asexuality especially, people often realise their orientation much later in life than is the case with other sexualities. That view was upended last year, though, when I went to Margate Pride, which was easily the best Pride event in the country, but also had real, genuine asexual representation that was magic to see. In particular an almost angelic young couple, one wearing a T-shirt saying “I ☆ my asexual girlfriend”, the other’s declaring “I ☆ asexual representation”. It blew my mind, and made me imagine how much my dad would have benefited from small acts of visibility like this in his lifetime.
Jesus Fucking Christ
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Women have got to stop giving gratuitous insincere compliments all of the time just because they are socialized to patronize. Men believe that shit is real and get mad when they find out it isnt. Literally just modern MySpace type shit.
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I can just squish their faces with telekinesis!
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this or meerkats
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i haven't washed my car since april. i mean why do it when there's nature's own carwash system built in place already? yeah, yeah i know, i'm going, in like 5mins…
eeexactly, see, this nonny
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I want to play Ensemble Stars just for the cute boys but this stupid fucking government bans everything Chinese-related!!!!
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yt has been recommending me odd things lately, almost makes up for the stupid adblock stuff
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That discord nona I added from the friend finder thread a week ago still hasn't given me any response, idk if my message came off as too insipid maybe .. I am so bored nonnies, I just want someone to talk with
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I wanna go to a fancy butcher shop, buy lobsters and just keep them as pets. Are lobsters nice?>>1733349
I keep getting a video 'how to make a sandwich' with 4 views recommended to me kek
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thoughts on cannibalism/consumption as a metaphor for love and lust?
Works in old stories or paintings, I feel like if I'd read it on Wattpadd kek
I'd just think the person has some issues. The painting you posted is nice imo but mostly because it's well done. I guess if it's done in a 'tasteful' way (no more nasty details than needed) it can be good. The lyrics of Dead girl by Acid Bath are an example even though it's still kinda edgy.
Its gradient purple
So many purple backgrounds are ugly so…