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No. 1484821
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I've literally seen women on the bus built like this you roasties are just jealous.
No. 1485073
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>get assigned new coworker to shadow me
>she's qt3.14
>make small talk
>her social skills are fucking worse than mine somehow
>she keeps doing this weird motion with her hand on her nose
>ok she's an autist i guess
>introduce her to other coworkers
>she brightens up and walks over to them, is acting like a completely different person
>she quickly befriends all of them and isn't doing the weird hand motion anymore
>realise i just fucking stink
No. 1485355
>>1485329>>1485329Based, anon, as a scrote, it's funny how amerikarens will tell me that I can't fap to elementary school little girls, but if they are drawn with bedroom eyes and huge tits, they're adults, what's so hard to comprehend?
>insert article about the how puberty affects the female body and how it's possible for a kid to get pregnant and the story of the 5 years old girl that got pregnant after getting rapedSee that article? It's made by someone who can use word and shit, and it says that I should be able to fuck kids, therefore it's okay for me to fap to the idea of fucking a kid.
Plus, they're not even young. Sure, the girls of FuwaFuwa LoliBuster Succubus ~ SweetDREAMs ~ 2:Yamete Kudesai Princess Kino are going to a preschool, and are learning how to read and shit, but their ages are
>6000, 70000, 8000, 9000So it's 100% legal for me to want to fuck them.
No. 1485357
>>1485348hey its me again. i fucked up really badly bros. that 19 year old bitch got me fired from work because she reported me for harassment to HR, thanks feminism.
meanwhile my gf left me because after we opened our relationship she started going on dates and now she fell in love with another man and left me. i told her we can now close the relationship because i realized she is the one true love i have ever had but the she is not the woman i know anymore, she is now a cold hearted bitch. wtf is wrong with women? men really need to go their own way…
No. 1485371
>>1485363I have just sent you reddit gold because your post has made me wake up to the fact that I have been a girl all along. It was obvious from when I was a teen, I would steal my sister's panties and bra, wow I was such an egg!! Anyways I am still early into my transition but just thinking about how womanly I feel made me grow boobs a little and I got period cramps for the first time after I was done with my mountain dew and cheetos gaming night. Yes I am a gamer girl, don't on me silly boys because I am a lesbian TEEHEE
Anyways why is it so hard to find dates as true and honest girl lesbian?
No. 1485377
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why can't women in real life be like this? its not fair bros…
No. 1485380
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Picrel is me. For context:
>24 year old KHHV
>qt 4.13 turned out to be a roastie
>rejection.exe
Fuck that bitch
>but still…
>shes kind of a qt 4.13
>stalk her
>am obsessed
>cant get enough of her
>remember her smell
>we never dated BTW
>I just stole a hoodie of hers once
>she never knew
>SNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFFFFF.wav
>cum to the smell
>realize i want to smell like her
>so i can jack off
>notice it's more than just that
>I want to be her.
>EGGCRACKING.mp4
>look in the mirror
>picrel
What do I do? Do I order estrogen immediately and start looksmaxxing? Should I go a different route and start getting /fit/? I want to be a girl i think so i start smelling nice, like Stacy… also people will start treating me better and not run away from me when I round a corner.
No. 1485424
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How come my gf is mad I showed her nudes to my roommates? I told her that they want to fuck her and said she's so hot, why would she be angry about this? She can't be mad at me, she knows I have trauma from that one time a faggot said hi to me and I thought I was gay. Bitches are so inconsiderate
No. 1485461

If I have a criterion for choosing the greatest anime, it's an emotional one. These are anime that moved me deeply in one way or another. Anime is the greatest art form ever conceived for generating emotions in its audience. That's what it does best.
After seeing this anime many times, I think I finally understand why I love it so much. It's not because of the humor, or the intrigue, although those elements are masterful. It's because it makes me proud of the characters. These are not heroes – not except for Renge Miyauchi's resistance fighter, who in some ways is the most predictable character in the film. These are realists, pragmatists, survivors: Komari Koshigaya, who sticks her neck out for nobody, and Hotaru Ichijou, who follows rules and tries to stay out of trouble. At the end of the anime, when they rise to heroism, it is so moving because heroism is not in their makeup. Their better nature simply informs them what they must do.
The sheer beauty of the anime is also compelling. The colorful closeups of Renge Miyauchi, the most bravely vulnerable girl in anime history. If there is ever a time when they decide that some anime should be spelled with an upper-case A, "Non Non Biyori" should be voted first on the list of Anime.
No. 1485472
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>Nobody will break into my NEET lair apartment I've holed myself into for months and beg me to have sex with them, my life is harder than most humans on earth.
>Women aren't human for scrolling Instagram but scrolling r9k and incel forums endlessly is not the same thing at all.
>My mother is disappointed in me but it's her fault for having expectations of me. Now that she's given up it's all still her fault because she doesn't have expectations for me.
>The reason I'm alone is because I'm going my own way.
>that couple holding hands and smiling are just a evil whore and her simp.
>Johnny Depp has aged like wine.
>I'm not a loser I'm just an omega male who is unbothered by social hierarchy. Now let me rant about alphas and chads.
No. 1485496
>>1485450Fuck anon, I get you, I'm still traumatized from that one time a girl told me "no" what the fuck does that mean? What's "no" even suppose to express? That bitch fucking told me "no" when I was in middle school and I'm still malding, females will never understand what is it like to be told "no".
So now I'm at my mom's home, mad, I'm also a kissless virgin, I got out of jail because the judge game me a 3 weeks sentence for killing some stupid cats and dogs, and it was that girl's fault.
No. 1485563
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Always thought she was mid
No. 1485564
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>>1484821Yeah! Women with this body type naturally exist, dumbass troons. Go Google ‘wide hips nude’ and see for yourself.
No. 1485596
>>1485580You mean to tell me that shit was for females?
>Brings up chartfag's latest anime season chart with 30 series and 2 labeled shoujoWomen take over fucking everything. They should stick to Twilight and keep out of men's hobbies
No. 1485610
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>>1485570 bro I love my gf and everything but i would sell my soul to get Sugarf4iry to suck my cock! I love goth mommies step on me yo !
No. 1485613
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I’m coming out as a goth trans girl! I’m gonna grow out my hair and I just ordered some estrogen pills on the dark web when I got done jerking off to my irl lol I collection and then I realized… I want to be just like them. I am a little girl, that’s why I’m so drawn to them. I do DDLG my little age is 8-13. I am a lesbian looking for a gf but since I’m always getting catcalled I figured you boys could validate me. Would you fuck me? I’d fuck me. I’d fuck me so hard
No. 1485744
>>1485622reminds me of my whore ex that wouldn't let me piss on her
i hate females so much it's unreal
No. 1485754
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My brothers, I have ascended. I stopped lifting in 2012 and since then I have been achieving the perfect form by practicing callisthenics. Everyday, I start my day with the sun rising and then follow the 3 commandments of Hephaestus. I shower with cold water, drink 6 liters of water every three hours and eat only raw soil. I haven't fapped in decades. My dick's energy is so pure that I have no need of acknowledging his physical existence. I'm now a metaphysical man with an Olympian health and an accomplished businessman who own $320 billion worth of NFTs. Join me my brothers and find your Olympian-self by following me on tiktok, twitter, instagram, reddit, snapchat, onlyfans and discord. Only the heroes will prevail in this world of mindless obeisance.
No. 1486012
>>1484829>Ending the cash flow before stealing the credit cardNgmi
Let me help you out, ladies. The problem here is you post about relationship problems because that's all you vapid sluts think about. You have no agency and only exists to be some guys cock sleeve.
This just proves that any guy that ain't Chad or a family member is invisible to women.
If you wanna post like us, you gotta put yourselves in the worn out new balances and unwashed ass crack and basketball shorts of a guy who's invisible to women. Not that you can, since women have no empathy.
No. 1486282
>>1484866>>1486107No am OP, and I'm an anon who's been here since 2016. I just laughed so hard at the crystal Cafe thread. I kinda regretted it when
>>1484866 was posted but I find it funny still.
should I post my hand? I've already done it before when i got accused of being a scrote once by multiple anons. No. 1486288
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And there's gore of course.
No. 1487004
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I fucked this lady I met at the restroom of Shell. It was so hot. She was wearing high heels. Long gothic, rocking bod. Just so happened to be in the men's room and sucked me off, kinda sounded like a man, but she let me use her backdoor, I think I found the one bros!!
No. 1487091
Last month I started the carnivore diet and I can feel the testosterone boost, but I haven't shit in two weeks and today one of my fingernails fell off. How long does it take for my body to get used to it?
>>1485391OOC: this is peak /b/ lmao
No. 1487108
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Hey /ot/ how do I get a cosplay,e-girl,goth,milf,dommy mommy,trad,right-wing,tomboy gf?
No. 1487136
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>>1487108girls like that aren't real anon, it's all photoshop and media psyops from roasties who are scared they won't find a partner before hitting the wall so use deception to lure in innocent men.
see picrel, the obvious choice here is to become your own perfect girl. it's the only way.
No. 1487188
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Bro isn't it so funny when we joke about raping 6 year olds unprovoked. I love making people uncomfortable with it like bro it's a joke get a sense of humor, I only jerk off to lolis, bro i dont wanna go to jail. it's funny when other guys reply "hol up" AHAHHAHAAH THATS SO FUNNY DUDE I'm gonna split my balls in half guffawing at pedophile jokes
No. 1487387
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Finally got her bros
No. 1487406
>>1487400a hole is a hole. Ive done worse, a rotting coconut, i was bored so i thought ''hey why not?''.
my dick is itchy for some reason though and there are bumps over it.
No. 1487668
Women should be submissive, not pursue education and so the bulk of the housework. They should not be allowed out the house unattended. They should focus only on children and be the primary caregivers because mentally and emotionally they’re still children themselves. But also, they should be drafted to wars and they should get off their lazy cellulite ridden asses and go get jobs. But not better jobs than men, because that isn’t fair, they’re robbing a decent man of getting that job and that’s feminazi social conditioning. Women should be chaste and modest, and should be punished legally if they are not, but also porn is awesome! Don’t you dare get rid of that. Im entitled to see tits whenever and wherever I want but the women who’s tits im looking at should be regarded as lower than cattle. In fact, I’m not sure what exactly my world view is, since it’s full of contradictions, I just know that it makes me extremely happy when women are disadvantaged or miserable in any way shape or form. The destruction of foids happiness is my lifeblood. I want to live in a world where I can have a harem of submissive young roasties at my beck and call who wear burkas in public and around other men, but also I want to visit prostitutes and watch violent pornography on a park bench. I also want to see women publicly humiliated and scantily clad at any I’ve given opportunity so that I have an outlet for the more savage may violent aspect of my manhood, whereas my “tender” side will be reserved for demeaning compliments towards my child brides and not smacking them in the face whilst I’m impregnating them repeatedly. This is the only way I’ll ever be happy.
No. 1487675
>could you please stop defending rape and pedophilia?! That's wrong and evil
Firstly, woman, we should have a deep, complex talk about morals, what is morality? Ahem Morals, as we know them, are not objective, you could think feeling aroused by my little sister and mocking rape victims at the town shelter is inhumane but…is it really? We need to think about that, does it really matter? Do you understand that your rigid morals are not necessarily my morals? In my mind, kids are attractive and sexual harassment is not that bad, is a matter of opinions and you are imposing your subjective, rigid and arbitrary morals on me, which is objectively wrong
No. 1487741
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GOD blessed this lady with an incredible gift!!! Meanwhile western women already act as if pushing out 1 child is hard laboir and something we should worship them for! I'm going to show this my entitled ungrateful lazy american teen daughter!
No. 1487745
>Evangelion isn't a good anime.
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
No. 1487793
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Wow, your 12 year old sister is gonna be gorgeous when she grows up. I mean like, wow. She's probably got a boyfriend, or what? Haha. Yeah, she'll become a total babe the exact day she turns 18. A sex bomb. Naw, I'm just kidding haha. Dude, it was a joke haha! She's a cute kid though, got jokes too. Funny lil kiddo, that one. Hehehe.
No. 1487849
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She is mid anyway
No. 1487964
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>>1487955ot but reminds me of this real tweet from a uk conservetive party candidate
No. 1488902
>>1487965Right? They always have an answer for different types of porn too. Verified couples?
>They're exploiting themselves.Hentai
>All of them look like kids!Western animation
>Her poor back, where are her organs?!Furry porn
>Eww you're a furry?Meanwhile they they flick the bean to fanfiction but it's ok because because reading about some dagger chinned spider handed faggots kissing is totally different.
No. 1488915
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>>1488334Yeah I have only been complimented by a female once. She told my I have a nice hair. I tried making a move on her and of course the cunt had a BOYFRIEND. Like even if they compliment us it is fake??
No. 1488916
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I fucked up today bros. I asked my buddy who's his waifu and he fucking said my waifu. I left the call and ripped off all her limbs and smashed all her faceplates for being such a cheating bitch. A couple hours later, I regretted ruining my favorite bishoujo doll of her but my heart is broken
No. 1488956
>>1488915Dude fr. If you compliment me then there's the pussy you bitch? I acted nice and even asked her out politely but she would not have sex with me, then what's the point? Feminism is ruining women, they're more emotional and will freak out and become catty if you reject them while men take rejection all the time and are supposed to take it.
Looks at statistics saying the complete oppositeA few chads getting aggressive and violently raping their girlfriend doesn't mean all men are like that. You never hear this happening with loser quiet guys. Women just hear "yes" a lot more.
Serial killers are often losers who want revenge and then kill themselvesFeminism is ruining women! They had it coming, mothers can't do their job and the boys just needed to be listened to. If they had girlfriends who gave them pussy these things wouldn't happen.
No. 1488958
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i truly believe that the matrix is behind great men like andrew taint and sneako theyve only spoken truth about women, they claim that assaults' against women is high because men are animals but dont say anything to the women wearing a skimpy tshirt and jeans at night, i truly believe theres a world order whos trying to take down these brave men
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Why do those whorish white women not like me, is it cause my skinny fat manboobs are bigger then their scrawny bodies, by Allah they deserve to be "punished" and its morally correct as allowed by the Holy prophet to rape kafir women
No. 1488962
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>>1488957
thats because youre a sunni muslim if you were wahabi like the superior muslim arab you wouldve gotten a harem of wives at your service
No. 1488967
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>>1488962breaking the larp for a second, but wahabis are part of the sunni sect
No. 1488996
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Do I mog you? Be honest
No. 1489012
>>1489002Bro, you don't even know, it is so over. I saw Tyrone today, and he looked at me, and I just knew he was going to steal my girlfriend. All I have now is interracial porn and tears.
Over before it even began. I'm going to spam slurs now.
No. 1489054
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UWOOOOOH ;_; ;_; CUNNY ;_; ;_;
CUTE AND FUNNY ;_;
I can't fucking do this, I hate moids.
No. 1489065
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Bro, normalfags have such bad opsec. I have spent 10 years in the dedicated jewish discord server for trolling Chris Chan and I am a moderator of his kiwifarms board. I have doxxed Bella Janke WHILE jacking off to her big fat tits and at the side I pretend to be a cool wine mom and have my own mean girls clique but that's not gay or anything, I don't plan on transitioning, it's just to lead them off my trail.
No. 1489111
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Rate my setup. My pan has a GeForce RTX 4090 with a Noctua NF-S12B redux-1200. My spatula is a Intel Core i9-13900K. I cooked a Pattyware 34 QD-OLED (AW3423DW) in 8K.
No. 1489217
bros, I am so upset that Taint got locked up. He should be free and continue being a member of society because he's innocent, and the Romanian government knows it too, they're just putting him in prison because they're just NATO matrix agents. Romania is a gynocentric society where the women dominate men. All those whores around Taint did it because they wanted to and were getting paid, and even if they weren't they deserve what happened to them, because Taint is a legend. He tells me to think for myself and pay for his courses so I can learn about how I can become an independent free thinking man and escape the matrix. I made a presentation about it for my English class, and my bitch teacher told me it barely fit the criteria of the assignment, and she fucking failed me bros. When we had a meeting after class about it I told that cunt that she had no right teaching me or other young men because we are by default better than her. She's just too dumb to teach young men like us, bros. The school system is failing us because most teachers are women, and women are dumb as shit bros. It was a system designed to favor women over men, which is why girls can read better! If books weren't so feminist, more men would read! What the fuck is A Call to Arms? Some gynocentric feminist bullshit? I'd rather read Top G's thoughts on women and society. That way, I can end up just like him.
No. 1489221
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I don't consider ugly women people. If she does not have
>at least C cup titties
>18inch waist
>48inch ass diameter
>5'6" under (anything taller is a man)
>Hair past shoulders
>face like picrel
She's a total dog, bro! You should totally fuck her but treat her like garbage.
No. 1489234
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"You're going to die alone and your cat will eat you."
(moids are dumb dumb)
No. 1489248
>>1484880(laughing my ass off right now,
nonnie)
No. 1489292
>>1489197>>1489168All i know for sure is that there are too many white bitches fucking black guys and marrying Indian tech workers. The race mixing is ruining western society! Every white woman i meet nowadays is has a worn out pussy and lose their virginities at 10 years old. I hope the libs enjoy their high crime rates!
>>1489221This bitch used to go to my high school and she fucked every guy including the janitor. I heard she is fat now, this picture was from 2 weeks ago.
No. 1489300
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this is why you have to take girls swimming on a first date, she doesn't even look like the same person
No. 1489304
>>1489303(OMFG
nonnie, I'm dying)
No. 1489409
>>1489405Btw I am not violent or
abusive or anything I just smashed the door in cause my favorite football team lost the cup. Foids will never understand that pain.
No. 1489430
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Lmao all you roasties are just mad that trans women are more feminine than you. It probably hurts you so bad that I’m out here fucking several schizo trannies and you’re just at home with your cats.
No. 1489481
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>start talking to this girl in my lit course
>she's a huge fantasy autist, massive tolkien collection
>loves nature and animals and hiking
>taking a philosophy class as well
>seems based to me
>send her some reading recs off the tedcore essential chart
>she calls me cringe and asks if i'm serious
>i'm kind of caught off guard by her blunt response
>tell her i think she'd enjoy my recs since she loves tolkien
>she asks what tolkien has to do with "any of that incel manifesto stuff"
>i redpill her on why LOTR is an ecologist critique against industrial civilization and progressivism and how based ecofash chads like ted and linkola are tolkien's spiritual successors
>i get ghosted, we stop talking, she starts ignoring me at school
why are women like this bros? this whole encounter has led me to believe women are ultimately unable to comprehend the underlying themes of tolkien's works. no matter how much they get into it, they will only perceive the most surface level concepts like "friendship" and "hope", completely incapable of any deeper philosophical reflection. i bet she's also one of those yaoi fangirls who think sam and frodo are gay. it's usually the only reason girls even get into tolkien. did modern society and feminism cause women to be this shallow and dumb, or can they simply not read or think on the same level as men?
No. 1489508
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>be me, 35 year old, 5'5, 90lb, blue eyed aryan chad
>hairline only receding a little bit
>somehow don't have a gf despite complimenting bitches asses on Tiktok every day they don't answer my DMs
>western women are totally ruined by social media
>pay for online course to teach me how to approach cutiepies in real life
>learn that all women are shallow whores that only want to fuck Tyrone and if I want to have a shot as a white man I need to be mega rich
>go on /biz/ to get financial advice since everyone irl just tells me to get a job (lmao yeah right like I'm gonna be a wagie like them)
>this anon is an insider and tells me to buy AnimeFeet Coin, it's gonna moon
>today is my day bros
>take out a loan of $100,000 with my bank and invest everything into AnimeFeet Coin
>already imagining my new life with my 10/10 hot asian waifu who lets me do anal every day
>AnimeFeet Coin crashes
>it was a rugpull
>mfw
Anyways, anyone know any fast and painless ways to commit suicide?
No. 1489514
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>be me, 28yo kissless virgin
>go to the same coffee shop every day cause the waitress there looks like my favorite Overwatch character (idk the name cause I don't play the game only watch the porn, it's the bitch with the snowsuit)
>sit there every day fantasizing about what her farts smell like and what her feet taste like, probably delicious
>she is always really nice to me and calls me sweetie, honey etc and sometimes gives me extra syrup with my pancakes
>she wants me
>this is my chance to lose my virginity so I decide to ask her out
>You have really nice feet, maybe I can buy you some sandals someday, mommy?
>realize I accidentally called her mommy cause I have been staring at her mommy milkies the entire time
>she says "sure sweetie I just have to get my things out of the back"
>can't believe my luck, I knew she wanted me
>after 10 minutes some big guy walks up to me and tells me to leave and never come back
>tfw this bitch had a boyfriend the entire time she was flirting with me
I just hate women so god damn much they only want Chad.
No. 1489677
>>1489676meant to reply to
>>1489168, im dumb
No. 1489696
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>>1489661>female (((abuse)))Good job falling for glowie memes, if anything it's the feminazi roasties abusing us. The average first world white woman is pretty much on top of the social hierarchy and even if they weren't they would probably enjoy the (((abuse))). Crime statistics don't count being a psycho cunt as abuse, which is why they aren't dominating them.
No. 1489724
>>1489460Started at 150/350 cum. T was in the 80s and milking just barely out of range. Threw in AC (anal cum) at the end for 5 weeks I never bothered increasing cum. It was working just fine.
TL:DR Before & After
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I just about finished with my mancave! Managed to put this together just before the new homeowners arrive tomorrow, really can't wait to live with them and see them every night when I go up to grab some snacks, dirty panties and socks. They have a mega hot daughter that goes to my old school and she's just my type! I heard that she's trying out for the cheerleading team from her mom, who's alright looking but she's one those better suited in the kitchen if you know what I mean. How should I get the girl to like me? Should like make a card with some hand-drawn cars and say that I like her? or should I wait until she's fully settled upstairs before talking to her? I could see myself waking her up from a nightmare like her shining knight in armour in the middle of the night while her parents are in their bedroom sleeping. I want to talk to her without her parents knowing since they think I moved out a few days ago and I don't want my efforts to go to waste.
No. 1490129
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heckin foid at my work bragged about her tinder matches and guess what. 100 matches in a week. the west has fallen. it's over.
No. 1490177
>>1489168Hello fellow nona, just so you know not everyone who disagrees with you is a moid,
nonny. Actually, you sound like the tranny here. I'm really tired of radfems shitting up lolcow, did you know this website was created by a man and that moids weren't always forbidden from posting? Not saying that it should be lifted, but not wanting moids here is newfag radblr reddit twitter radfem behavior that we as a website really don't need. Don't forget that this is not a woman-only website but a drama board. Nearly every conversation gets derailed by radfems nowadays, just like now. I'm tired about reading about moids everywhere, so maybe we should just tone it down and shut up about it nonie.
No. 1490991
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Foids keep telling me I'm gay, just because I talk about dicks and joke about having sex with my friends on Discord. Just because I write "you gonna post cock or what" or "you gonna let me suck your cock already" doesn't mean I'm gay, come on
No. 1491026
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she hit the wall hard
No. 1491072
>>1491036This is hilarious
Dummy nonnas lmao
No. 1491269
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>Tfw no farmer gf to humiliate me online
No. 1491466
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Cool guitar, beautiful blues by a beautiful woman, what's not to love?
No. 1491509
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>>1491466dream girl right there…yup.. Want to make her my wife and grow old together. got lots and lots in common..We like the same song
No. 1491588
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Today I was browsing pinterest in order to find new photos of women to objectify, and can you believe it someone had uploaded a photo of a female movie star SMOKING. Don't they know that I find smoking unsexy? Why are women doing things that turns me off and why were they doing it in history? Why would anyone upload a picture of it? I had to write a comment and complain about how beautiful women should NEVER smoke because kissing them tastes bad. I'm sure everyone found this very important imformation. Especially Lauren Bacall, I bet she would care supermuch about my opinion and stop smoking if she were still alive.
No. 1491602
>>1491404The problem with female pedos is that (unlike male pedos) they are grossly underreported, and if a
victim does come forward, what happens? He is laughed at, told he was asking for it, that he secretly wanted it. Even accused of lying. Same for male
victims of domestic abuse. Most of these cases never make to court. Women will NEVER understand what men go through
No. 1491606
>>1491602Bad satire
>>1491604Good satire
No. 1491643
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>>1491441Any hole is a goal
No. 1491650
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I was in the grocery store today girlmoding with my supercute dresses, and this fucking cunt kept staring at me with this annoying smirk on her face. It took all my humanly restraint not to grab her and punch her right in the face. I am a foot taller than her, I could have beaten her to a pulp if I wanted to. I swear to god these fucking cisbitches will never know our struggle. They already live life on easy mode when they can pass as woman all the time. Once my HRT starts kicking in, get laser therapy, tracheal shave, FFS, orchiectomy, vaginoplasty, height reduction surgery, breast implants, then I'll finally be the woman that I've always meant to be and I'll serve cunt better than all those other cisbitches out there. I hate cis woman and their female privilege so much, oh my god.
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>>1491650Me too sister, last day the gamesotre employee sideeyed me because I wasn't enough of a woman to him. He then started calling me "sir" so I ended up screaming inside the store and throwing figurines on the floor. Cisbitches will never understand our pain. Fuck them and fuck transphobic bigots. They want to erase our pain and struggle so bad.
No. 1491680
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We're in this woke hell because they started adding female playable characters in farming sims which put too much extra stress on devs. They had to write all new dialogue. From the perspective of a woman, one of the hardest things a man can do. It was so strenuous, it caused XSEED to work overtime, gas their homes, and kill themselves. And that's how we have bland gender neutral protags now.
No. 1492415
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WARNING: THE WHITE RACE IS LITERALLY DYING! AS WE SPEAK TYRONE IS THRUSTING HIS GLORIOUS BBC INTO A WHITE WOMAN! THE BLACK PEOPLE HAVE COMMITED TOO MANY CRIMES AGAINST US BY TAKING ALL OUR WOMEN
I am here posting this on /g/ picrel is the thread because disgusting vile wojaks amuse me.
No. 1492493
>>1492415Tyrone is based for cucking white soyboys like you.
>>1492465Post boobs or stfu femcel.
No. 1492592
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Bros, I've been eating a raw meat diet for 1 month now and I can definitely see some gains, but I just keep having diarrhea, fever, and stomach cramps for some reasons. And no it's NOT salmonella, stop asking !
No. 1492776
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Here's my face reveal
No. 1492782
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>>1492776Here, I found you a looksmatch based on your phenotype.
No. 1492805
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Israel is RUN BY JEWS, HOW COULD THIS BE ? I thought they were based whites dabbing on arabs
No. 1492861
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>>1492848The patriarchy doesn’t exist because I said so checkmate foids
No. 1492941
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oh nooo how could Jordan Peterson(my surrogate father figure) betray us like this, that's It I'm never cleaning my room again
No. 1493481
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Femaleanons. add me Lolibreeder#3469
No. 1493502
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He's literally me
No. 1493510
File: 1675806492580.jpeg (184.95 KB, 764x512, VIhlxwZ.jpeg)

MILKY MILKY WARM AND TASTY!
MOMMY! MILKY! PLEASE BE HASTY!
REFRESHING DRINK FROM MOMMY'S UDDERS!
I WANT MOMMY'S AND NO OTHER'S!
GIVE IT! GIVE IT! GIVE IT NOW!
GIVE ME MILKY, LAZY SOW!
UNTIL YOU DO I'LL SCREAM I'LL SHOUT!
I'M CRY I'LL WHINE AND STOMP ABOUT!
UNTIL MY BELLY IS FULL AND HAPPY!
I REFUSE TO TAKE A NAPPY!
No. 1493846
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Anyone here watch "I Am Jazz"? Dude those girls are so crazy hahahaha at least Tyler sounds like a girl, and Jojo has a big girthy hog, /nohomo/ though, but I would suck Jojo off, but shes a girl cause she sounds like one
No. 1495070
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How many bitcoins do I need to get a girl like this to agree to be my bangmaid slave?
No. 1495231
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>>1495109this whole thread basically