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No. 1484448

we have a thread for ugly men with beautiful partners and one for hot guys dating hideous girls thread, so why not one for couples that are generally both good looking

No. 1484451

That man is UGLY he doesn’t deserve Sofia.

No. 1484461

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Grace Jones and Dolph Lundgren. Best looking couple in history. Try finding a better looking couple, you can't.

No. 1484462

>>1484461
Its depressing they never had kids together

No. 1484464

>>1484462
God I wish I was their child, in fact the government should have paid them millions to have children.

No. 1484467

>>1484464
nonna that's eugenics

No. 1484468

>>1484467
Yes it is babe

No. 1484475

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>>1484451
I think they compliment each other just fine

No. 1484485

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Dumb thread concept. Here's my contribution, a couple of brazilian actors.

No. 1484488

>>1484485
eh their okay

No. 1484503

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>>1484461
I never knew they were together, and their romance was truly something spectacular. I've never been into group sex, but I would have with these two. Stunning couple.

No. 1484505

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>>1484503
One more because DAMN

No. 1484753

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>>1484503
>>1484461
He was 6'5 and all muscle in those days and her body guard who had various college degrees, I feel probably stimulated Grace Jones just a tad bit more than his looks

He was an IRL battle butler

No. 1484761

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Other nonnas will make fun of me for saying it probably but I think Noelle Stevenson and Molly Ostertag formerly known as Molly Poly are both cute. Still hope Noelle undoes some of her gender brainrot one day and dumps Molly though

No. 1484768

>>1484761
I think they "deserve" each other, hope to god they don't have a kid

No. 1484772

>>1484761
DELET THIS

No. 1484773

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Alain Delon x Romy Schneider

No. 1484775

>>1484773
now that's an attractive couple

No. 1484777

>>1484768
Grimes and Elon have a kid and Shane Dawson was thinking about surrogacy last time I checked, are Noelle and Molly really that bad in comparison?

No. 1484781

>>1484777
just saying having a "demiboy" dad and narc fujo mom wouldn't be an easy start for any child

No. 1484791

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No. 1484794

>>1484791
You know they don't belong in here.

No. 1484805

>>1484791
god i hate that guy's hairstyle

No. 1485766

Don’t we have this in /g/ or something ?

No. 1485770

>>1484791
Ehhh, joe is hot but maika not so much imho

No. 1485773

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No. 1485774

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No. 1485776

thinkin about ramen girl and crying

No. 1485837

>>1484753
ayrt Damn that's a great pic, too. Totally an IRL battle butler. He's a genius, apparently. Grace wore him tf out though, and at the end of their relationship she showed up at his hotel room with a gun. Apparently burned all his clothes at one point too. Fuck they would have had beautiful children. Grace is one of the most beautiful women I have ever seen. I think I have a new crush.

No. 1485862

>>1485776
I understand your pain, nonnie.

No. 1485930

>>1484753
Whenever people use the word power couple, all I think of is Grace and Dolph.

No. 1485932

>>1484505
This image is everything. Imagine going to a club and running into them..

No. 1486844

>>1485932
>>1484753
Dolph Lundgren didn't just play a tough guy in movies he was a tough guy IRL as well, he was an accomplished full contact martial artist and worked as a bouncer in many notorious areas, strong doesn't even begin to describe him, while filming Rocky IV, Dolph Lundgren accidently punched Stallone's so hard, his heart slammed against his breastbone, Filming was halted and Stallone was put into intensive care for nine days

No. 1486851

>>1486844
He looks good but I would never trust a man like that to be anywhere near me. Imagine if he gets irrationally pissed (like males do, you know) and fucking kills you.
Sorry nonas I've been near too many emotionally unstable men.

No. 1486856

>>1486851
Nta but exactly. Grace is based for bringing a gun to his hotel room and burning his clothes >>1485837 I bet it was absolutely deserved too.

No. 1486956

>>1486851
>>1486856
I never understood this logic, technically speaking all men(even frail and skinny men) have the potential to physically overpower most women, a regular man is just a danger as a physically powerful man

No. 1486969

>>1486956
All men are dangerous, but obviously a martial artist would do more damage if he went apeshit and it would be more difficult to run away from him than a regular man

No. 1486988

the men in this thread are all still ugly though

No. 1487018

>>1486969
so a trained martial artist can kill you in one punch and regular violence scrote can kill you 7, again what significat difference does it make ?

No. 1487041

>>1486956
I like to think that I have a chance of escaping or fighting back a little if it's a nerd or a fat manlet. But a tall ass professional martial artist with gigantic muscles will flat-line me with a punch without even trying kek. But also a body like that is basically screaming "I'm big and dangerous" while a skinny man body doesn't (to me at least).
Also I don't think a skinny untrained man can overpower/successfully capture and kill a woman who lifts or trains herself but that's another kind of discussion.

No. 1487087

>>1487041
okay but what about a regular fit guy then ? and either way its like having to choose between being locked in a room with a black bear or a polar bear, sure the polar bear is bigger and stronger then the black bear but both are fucking bears and will rip you apart, why argue semantics

No. 1487115

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>Good looking couples
Me and the nonnie reading this…enough said xx

No. 1487184

>>1487087
Yeah I don't want strong fit men near me either, or any man kek

No. 1487227

>>1487115
i hate this fat fuck so much now

No. 1487273


No. 1487275

>>1487115
every time i see this fat fuck he looks uglier, sage for ot but i cant believe theres nonnas here who want to fuck him….bleak

No. 1487299

>>1487115
Mmm…men with blue eyes

No. 1487302

>>1487115
this type of shitposting is getting old now after the whole josh spam incident
>>1487299
reading this in homer simpson's voice

No. 1487306

>>1487302
It is canon, Homer did eat Bart.

No. 1487313

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>>1484448
>>1484791
Joe is hot AS FUCK
Maika sometimes looks bizarre/ strangely masculine

No. 1487333

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No. 1487334

>>1485770
>>1487313
I can't believe nonnies think this tincan head looking fucker looks better than the woman. Feels like I'm in bizarro world.

No. 1487336

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No. 1487337

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love them

No. 1487338

>>1487334
I know right he's so ugly he looks like he has crouzon syndrome. Makes me wanna die.

No. 1487342

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>>1487275
They're shitposting(I hope.)

No. 1487346

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>>1487340
I think Ronnie Radke is cute. Hrs an awful person but he's pretty

No. 1487347

>>1487334
i'm baffled anyone thinks he's attractive at all. i'm not even being manhating or spiteful etc i really just don't understand it he physically just looks unnoticeable like a guy you went to middle school with. don't know anything about him but even so let's not lose our objectivity here… he's so doughy everywhere yet even normies think he's hot like am i taking crazy pills or are we even looking at the same person ?

No. 1488266

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They truly deserve each other

No. 1488271

>>1484761
why you post these two ugly fas sped asses

No. 1488333

>>1488266
Took too long for somebody to post them. I think Ben affleck is ugly but ot doesn't matter beause clearly they were designed for each other.

No. 1488360

>>1488333
Not always a good thing KEK they strike me as the couple who constantly bicker because neither of them can hold a real conversation

No. 1488370

>>1488360
sociopathic power couple goals

No. 1488387

>>1488333
They're both people I can see as like attractive as in they tick off all the right boxes but they both look so bland. I know J.lo is considered soooo hot but idk, I don't get it. As for Ben Affleck he looks very bland to me. Mashed potato face, I do like his voice. I loved Joseph King of Dreams cause of him.

No. 1488396

>>1485776
She's honestly the most gorgeous woman

No. 1488442

>>1484761
That sword is so tryhard lmao, do they think they are IRL She-Ra and Catra?

No. 1488448

>>1487115
I need to bleach my eyes, never jumpscare me like that again!
love you nonny and I was missing your shitposts

No. 1488470

>>1485776
>>1488396
I don't understand. Who is ramen girl? I must see her.

No. 1488561

>>1488470
it's a movie we watched in the moovie room

No. 1488577

>>1488561
but why bring her up in this thread

No. 1488590

>>1488577
because
>>1485774
>>1485773
she plays in it

No. 1488650

>>1487302
spam incident?
>>1487115
i don't have fetal alcohol syndrome you'll have to try someone else.

No. 1488920

>>1488650
A few weeks ago a bot spammed every single board with thousands of josh threads and some other eceleb to the point where it slowed the site down (more than usual) and almost made the place unusable. Here's one cap of it i don't feel like saving it >>1485516

No. 1491506

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Do fictional couples count?

No. 1491510


No. 1491566

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I think they're pretty cute together. I think Taylor is prettier, but Joe is still cute.

No. 1491613

>>1491506
Like yours?

No. 1492719

>>1487313
lego man gross

No. 1493679

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I think Tove Lo and the random moid she married are pretty cute together in a slightly seedy spicy straight way

No. 1495160

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they were so cute together! idc!

No. 1495162

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No. 1495690

where is the hot guys dating hideous girls thread please I need it…

No. 1495910

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>>1487313
>Joe is hot AS FUCK

No. 1655108

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So neither of these were super attractive, but Alexandra Kollontai and Pavel Dybenko were a true power couple. Kollontai was a revolutionary Soviet politician, feminist, and a prominent figure during the early Soviet era. She was married to Pavel Dybenko who was her second husband. Dybenko, on the other hand, may not have been as educated as the rest of the Bolsheviks, but he was a skilled fighter and general. Throughout his life, he remained focused on matters of military while Kollontai dedicated herself to politics. Unfortunately, both of them faced suppression with the rise of Stalin. Eventually, Kollontai was sentenced to five years in a gulag, and her husband was shot. After this tragic incident, Kollontai lived as a recluse life filled with fear.

No. 1655136

>>1495910
agree. beauty is subjective blah blah but he has a long way to go. he'd look good if he could groom his god damned facial hair and if he lost 10 lbs of fat and gained 5 of muscle.

No. 1655220

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>>1655108
here's an 1918 doodle of them made when they were in France.

No. 1655257

>>1495910
His face looks like the deflated anal prolapse of a baboon…

No. 1655317

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They're separated now but I always thought singer Kerli Kõiv and her long time boyfriend Brian Ziff were a hot couple. I had so many pictures of them together when I was younger but you can barely find any these days on the internet.
This picture awakened me in so many ways to my bisexuality kek



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