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No. 1447554

We're all dumb here.

Previous Thread: >>>/ot/1437981

No. 1447558

Infight! Infight!

No. 1447560

Now that my phone has been stolen and that I lost a lot of pictures but can find some of them on google drive, twitter, fb and the instagram archive I got before deleting I guess I can find a lot of stuff and save them on my laptop but now I'm stuck with my 6 years old phone with a shitty battery. I don't know what I should buy. I hate iphones, I don't think I could get a cheap and good phone unless it's exactly what I had and I don't know yet how insurance could work here but I'd like to have a smaller phone. My hands aren't big enough to write texts with one hand only with most smartphones now. What do?

No. 1447561

Geese are evil.

No. 1447602

File: 1671148390781.jpg (46.01 KB, 500x510, 3nlqgg.jpg)

I think I may be preggers eeeeeeeee

No. 1447611

My food is enby.

No. 1447625

>>1447602
Congratulations!

No. 1447628

File: 1671149939747.jpeg (34.44 KB, 564x485, 1670020763490.jpeg)

>>1447602
Congrats! Here's hoping it's a girl, nonna.

No. 1447649

File: 1671150873001.png (92.62 KB, 169x229, Capture.PNG)

no cap 2023, i refuse to use caps for anything. not wearing a cap or using a cap.nobody can stop me. about to break my caps lock on both of my keyboards.no anger no hate, no caps.
i do not owe anyone anything that uses more energy then i need. caps are aggressive.
i am not

No. 1447651


No. 1447654

File: 1671151304589.gif (9.2 MB, 929x1000, face.gif)

There was eggshell in my take-out pad thai. The most upsetting crunchy texture I've ever felt in my mouth, ever.

No. 1447663

everythread i have open has no new responses, posting this in case the site is broken

No. 1447667

>>1447663
okay not broke

No. 1447684

wtf youtube recommended me reportbruh or whatever the little weasel's name is and I clicked on it because some anons are obsessed with him and why does he sound like that

No. 1447686

>>1447654
This happened to me with an egg McMuffin once. Haven't been back to get another since.

No. 1447689


No. 1447692

>>1447684
about to go on a rant. about to make coffee because the nerve of you. i need energy to go off like i'm about too. be right back

No. 1447693

how the fuck does my bed end up full of cat litter all the time, even under the covers where the cats never reach?

No. 1447696

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No. 1447697

File: 1671154638177.gif (2.1 MB, 410x360, reviewbrah-reportoftheweek.gif)

>>1447696
the female glaze ladies and ladies

No. 1447700

>>1447625
>>1447628
Thank you sweet nonnas, once I confirm I'll report back for sure. We have a three year old daughter, if she has a little sister that would be grand and yes we have a name picked out eeeeee

No. 1447701

File: 1671154872761.jpeg (17.49 KB, 735x548, F0529D9F-4050-4883-AEFD-35E02F…)

Wtf finished that Korean manhwa called “blood of madam Giselle” WTF!

No. 1447703

File: 1671154921135.jpeg (160.81 KB, 1024x836, 99DD611D-351C-45AE-A9A2-229B3F…)

Think he ever ate pussy?

No. 1447704

>>1447684
He's doing a trans atlantic le gentleman reddit larp. Lispy little freak with thin wrists

No. 1447705


No. 1447706

>>1447703
Maybe like once

No. 1447707

>>1447704
he was popular before reddit was even thought of try again

No. 1447708

>>1447703
the og micheal ate punanai, his clone/robit (this dude) did not. read about it

No. 1447710

>>1447703
Yes and that's why his nose fell off in like 2002

No. 1447711

>>1447703
Was MJ a transracial?

No. 1447714

>>1447711
He just became goth later in life, stop

No. 1447715

is "the whale" about a fat whiny scrote, holy shit, are people going to cry and sympathize about a fat scrote with a heart of gold, inbetween laughing at fat women and not giving a shit why they are fat with 15 tabs of 15 different fat women they are talkin about oppen on kiwifarms?

No. 1447716

>>1447703
The black one probably did. He was more normal.

No. 1447717

>>1447711
no he's literally two different people and races

No. 1447718

>>1447717
The eyes say otherwise

No. 1447719

>>1447718
? the eyes are different on one micheal jackson

No. 1447721

>>1447697
>>1447696
Fucking hate him. His bi doppelganger pretended to be gay for a decade only to suddenly confess he had sex dreams about me and asking me for sex. Even though I talked to him about the struggle of being homosexual because I thought he got it.

No. 1447722

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>>1447703
What look was he trying to achieve? I know he was trying to erase his father from his face but like, wtf was the end goal here? The feminine upper half and masculine bottom is so jarring.

No. 1447724


No. 1447726

>>1447722
He wanted what Gerard Way had so fucking bad kek pathetic.

No. 1447727

File: 1671156188492.jpg (491.7 KB, 2340x1080, Screenshot_20221215-230103_Amo…)

I hate this

No. 1447728

>>1447721
his what what what? which alternate dimension are you from?

No. 1447729

>>1447722
micheal told a story about how when he went through puberty he was at a place and some woman saw him and was like, "Where micheal?"
and someone was like, "right there"
and she was like, "what happened?"
I think the abuse from his dad, him being very senstitive, low self esteem and being vain is what created this.
despite everything mj never gave me troon vibe

No. 1447733

File: 1671156512909.jpg (68.21 KB, 720x1080, l.jpg)

i wanna say something but don't wanna gross everyone out. have idea

No. 1447734

>>1447733
damn it i know i shouldn't but i crave this

No. 1447736

>>1447734
i wanna print out a fake label put mayo in it and give it to a scrote i like

No. 1447737

>>1447733
You grossed me out with one pic alone

No. 1447738

>>1447708
Where exactly would we read about MJ eating pussy

No. 1447740

>>1447738
lolcow.bible

No. 1447742


No. 1447745

>>1447728
I went to school with a guy who looks exactly like him and has the same kind of tism and also always wore a suit. Everyone thought he was gay, he only ever dated guys and never corrected anyone. He was the only other gay person I interacted with often, so yeah I talked about homosexual troubles. Stayed in touch because we went into similar fields, because networking. And also because rural and any LGB people are rare. Then a while back he invites me to try new items on burger king menu. He has electroswing music on in his car. And he drops this big fat bomb on me that he's been having sex dreams about me. I'm appalled, disgusted and I can't stand reviewbrah because of it.

No. 1447746

>>1447722
To me it seemed like he wanted to be some version of a Ken doll; missing penis and all.

No. 1447749

>>1447703
Yes do we think he raped kids though is the real question

No. 1447753

File: 1671157213442.jpg (42.2 KB, 462x629, Janet Jackson.jpg)

>>1447722
I think Janet got really lucky because she was still beautiful despite her nose. Anyway, the some of that family probably got nose jobs because of their dad's abuse plus being famous black people during that time.

No. 1447754

>>1447736
please don't do this, i would eat it

No. 1447763

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SHE IS BREAKING MY BRAIN!!!!!!! I’M THROWING 500 INTERNAL SERVER ERROR BLUE SCREEN OF DEATH SHUTTING DOWN BECAUSE OF THIS. WHAT DO I DO?

No. 1447766

>>1447763
I don't know nonna. Are you aroused, confused, talk about your feelings?

No. 1447769

>>1447697
Honestly…. I'd hit it

No. 1447770

>>1447727
Which pride flag is in the bottom right? It looks like an alien abduction or a tentacle or something

No. 1447774

>>1447770
Aliensexual
Only attracted to illegal aliens.

No. 1447775


No. 1447776

>>1447775
same (2)

No. 1447779

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>>1447766
I. DON’T. KNOW.

No. 1447780

>>1447779
is this a real person or a photoshop?

No. 1447782

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>>1447779
I think I need to call a crisis hotline but I don’t know what kind of crisis I’m having

No. 1447783

>>1447745
this happened to me too

No. 1447784

we shoud get one day a year were we get to use emoji"s

No. 1447785

File: 1671159633411.jpeg (61.08 KB, 640x427, 6D5F5F50-B286-4CB8-AA49-987C16…)

>>1447780
If she was photoshop my life would be so much easier right now

No. 1447786

>>1447785
who is she? micheal jackson cosplayer?

No. 1447787

Dick sucking nona from the last thread, if you're still lurking I just wanted to say I feel you girl I fantasize about giving head to the scrotes I like too. I don't like sucking dick in general but I like it when I like the guy, it's nice hearing their gasps and moans and watching their face as I make them cum. I feel you girl you're not weird

No. 1447788

>>1447780
Nta takarzuka revue
>>1447779
>>1447782
>>1447785
What was the sexuality you had before you saw this?

No. 1447790

>>1447788
looked it up very cool

No. 1447792

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>>1447788
STRAIGHT. I AM CRYING SO HARD RIGHT NOW I DONT UNDERSTABD WHATS GOING ON

No. 1447795

>>1447792
Were you into anime men previously? Congrats on maybe being bi.

No. 1447796

File: 1671160196102.jpeg (187.28 KB, 720x900, 0A13A32C-2A83-40E4-AD43-2A555B…)

it's cracking me up the wannabe nazi faggot basket weaving forum made an entire aesthetic for Kanye 2024 . sorta like wavy ocean vapor wave. reminds me of tumblr shit us 13 year old girls would reblog.

No. 1447797

>>1447763
Welcome to the butch appreciation club

No. 1447801

>>1447792
Stop posting this bitch she looks like laineybot. Go have you're little tween orientation identity crisis elsewhere

No. 1447802

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>>1447795
NOT REALLY, I MEAN SORTA, BUT LIKE A NORMAL AMOUNT (NOT A HUSBANDOFAG AMOUNT, NO OFFENSE TO HUNBANDOFAGS)

WHY DO I WANT TO MAKE OUT WITH HER SO BAD WHEN SHE’S DRESSED AS SHERLOCK HOLMES?

No. 1447807

>>1447802
Shut up holy shit you are so annyoing

No. 1447810

>>1447807
I KNEW THIS WAS GOING TO BE ANNOYING SO I TOOK IT HERE TO THE DUMBASS SHIT THREAD, IVE BEEN HOLDING IT IN I JUST NEEDED TO HAVE A MOMENT SO I DONT GET 5150’D. SORRY YOU HAVE TO BEAR WITNESS

No. 1447812

weave hur awone

No. 1447814

>>1447802
Because she's a handsome woman?

No. 1447815

>>1447810
Just a quick question, are you a teenager?

No. 1447817

>>1447815
Don't start I clocked you fucker

No. 1447820

>>1447817
I'm not the troon I'm saying you sound like a teenager having some identity crisis, I hope you're a teen because you're posts are embarrassing if your not

No. 1447825

>>1447820
im nta thristing

No. 1447826

>>1447815
24 YEAR OLD OFFICE PROFESSIONAL. IF MY RESPONSE TO THIS WAS AGE APPROPRIATE I WOULD NOT BE ITT

No. 1447831

kpopfags are the new furries

No. 1447834

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No. 1447837

File: 1671161930772.jpeg (110.54 KB, 640x833, 323E6EA8-BB6F-4A8A-87ED-C7E005…)

>>1447802
GOODNIGHT. I FEEL A LITTLE BETTER NOW. THANKS EVERYBODY

No. 1447838

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>>1447796
i hope YE has to fight against the guy with the boot on his head for the Burger King crown of the United States

No. 1447840

>>1447835
If the kpop fags are allowed to get all tumblr 2014 in here then I can too

No. 1447843

>>1447840
are these kpop fags in the room with us right now?

No. 1447844

it's beginning to feel a lot like shitmas

No. 1447846

>>1447840
I'm a kpopfag and i don't like the queerdo who's currently being spammed

No. 1447847

>>1447840
Liking Japanese handsome woman is being a kpopfag? Ok

No. 1447849

>>1447847
you have an entire thread on m to be a horny dyke, go there

No. 1447851

Here we go again.

No. 1447853

Thread full of pedos angry at a handsome woman

No. 1447854

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No. 1447856

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No. 1447857

>>1447854
What is this pictochat ass low rez gif

No. 1447859

File: 1671162610316.gif (94.24 KB, 450x523, 1651557170230.gif)

i want a smash bros game but with garfeld clones

No. 1447860

>>1447846
>Japanese woman acting in a historic 100 year old all-female theater troupe
>"queerdo"
kpopfags stay losing

>>1447853
anons itt clearly have a lot of problems, but probably not pedophilia

No. 1447867

>>1447863
mods are too bussy banning nonnies with cancer

No. 1447868

>>1447863
"Mommy!!! The anons are mocking my favorite husbando again!!!"

No. 1447869

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No. 1447871

>>1447863
You know what nonnies I don't even care. Never did. I think he's kinda sexy. He has this vibe behind his smile that says he's desperate to please a woman.

No. 1447872

>>1447859
I don't understand this cartoon, is it an ironic edit with Garfield or what

No. 1447873

File: 1671163110730.gif (558.23 KB, 500x261, 53a58f99d854u322e5678.gif)

[Fergie:]
Let's get retarded in here

[Apl.de.ap:]
And the bass keeps runnin', runnin' and runnin', runnin' and runnin', runnin' and runnin', runnin' and runnin', runnin' and runnin', runnin' and runnin', runnin' and runnin', runnin' and

[Will.I.am:]
In this context, there's no disrespect
So when I bust my rhyme, you break ya necks
We got five minutes for us to disconnect
From all intellect collect the rhythm effect
Obstacles are inefficient, follow your intuition
Free your inner soul and break away from tradition
'Cause when we be out, girlies pull they weave out
You wouldn't believe how we wow shit out
Burn it 'til it's burned out, turn it 'til it's turned out
Act up from north, west, east, south

[The Black Eyed Peas:]
Everybody, everybody, just get into it, get stupid
Get retarded, get retarded, get retarded

Let's get retarded (Ha), let's get retarded (In here)
Let's get retarded (Ha), let's get retarded (In here)
Let's get retarded (Ha), let's get retarded (In here)
Let's get retarded (Ha), let's get retarded (In here), yeah

[Taboo:]
Lose control, of body and soul
Don't move too fast, people, just take it slow
Don't get ahead, just jump into it
Y'all hear about it, the Peas will do it
Get started, get stupid
Don't worry about it, people will walk you through it
Step by step like an infant new kid
Inch by inch with the new solution
Transmit hits with no delusion
The feeling's irresistible and that's how we movin'

[The Black Eyed Peas:]
Everybody, everybody, just get into it, get stupid
Get retarded, get retarded, get retarded

Let's get retarded (Ha), let's get retarded (In here)
Let's get retarded (Ha), let's get retarded (In here)
Let's get retarded (Ha), let's get retarded (In here)
Let's get retarded (Ha), let's get retarded (In here), yeah

Runnin' runnin' and runnin' runnin' and runnin' runnin'
C'mon y'all, let's get (Coo-koo), c'mon, let's get (Coo-koo) in here
C'mon y'all, let's get (Coo-koo), c'mon, let's get (Coo-koo) in here
C'mon y'all, let's get (Coo-koo), c'mon, let's get (Coo-koo) in here
Ohh ohh ohh, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya
Ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya

[Apl.de.ap:]
Let's get ill, that's the deal
Ap the gate, and Will bring the thugged out drill (Just)
Lose your mind, this is the time
Y'all can't stand still, trust and bang your spine (Just)
Bob your head like epilepsy
Up inside the club or in your Bentley
Get messy, loud and sick
You mind pass normal on another head trip
So, come them now, do not correct it
Let's get ignorant, let's get hectic

[The Black Eyed Peas:]
Everybody, everybody, just get into it, get stupid
Get retarded, get retarded, get retarded

Let's get retarded (Ha), let's get retarded (In here)
Let's get retarded (Ha), let's get retarded (In here)
(R-e-t-a-r-d-e-d)
Let's get retarded (Ha), let's get retarded (In here)
Let's get retarded (Ha), let's get retarded (In here), yeah
(Whoa, coo-koo, coo-koo, r-e-t-a-r-d-e-d)

Ohh ohh ohh, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya
Ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya
And runnin' runnin' and runnin' runnin' and runnin' runnin' and

No. 1447875

>>1447872
>trying to understand heathcliff
thats your first mistake

No. 1447879

>>1447877
The fact that this isn't a reply to one of my posts really pisses me off

No. 1447880

>>1447879
step up your shitposting game then

No. 1447881

File: 1671163509683.jpg (1.64 MB, 3248x2041, 1645250477619.jpg)

does anyone know the name of this yaoi manga?

No. 1447884

>>1447881
I'd fuck them both

No. 1447886

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hadn't expected Takarazuka to cause such a stir kek

No. 1447887

>>1447883
Idk if you're the anon that usually posts this but if so you're one of my fav posters

No. 1447888

>>1447727
What's the radfem flag doing there
Or is there something I'm missing

No. 1447889


No. 1447890

>>1447886
The topic is over and we've moved on

No. 1447891

>>1447874
Oh, thank you so much

No. 1447893


No. 1447896

>>1447888
is genderfluid or something, it looks very similar, they might've done it on purpose
>>1447889
Genuinely mean it. Usually everyone is pretty positive about it.

No. 1447897

>>1447886
takarazuka revue causing a different kinda stir in me

No. 1447898

>>1447896
its because someone was sperging about it like an annoying 13yo

No. 1447899

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>>1447873
COO-KOO!!

No. 1447900

>>1447896
Positive about what? When is anyone's love interest on here met with unanimous approval lol

No. 1447901

It's Barbie's summer next year (July 21), nonnies. Are you preparing?

No. 1447902

>>1447901
I'm busy that day

No. 1447904

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>>1447901
what are everyones expectations for the movie?

No. 1447906

>>1447904
I'm hoping it's cute and campy.

No. 1447907

>>1447898
What? Someone being annoying in the dumbass shit thread? Say it ain't so

No. 1447908

>>1447907
there is a difference between shitposting and being a newfag and failing to integrate

No. 1447909

>>1447904
he is so ugly that it burns

No. 1447910

File: 1671164637990.jpg (137.87 KB, 800x577, default.jpg)

>>1447881
If you liked that one you might like this one too

No. 1447912

>>1447908
yes it's very newfaggy to contain one's dumbass shit in the dumbass shit thread, I heartily agree.

No. 1447913

>>1447910
I… is this… are men jerking it to this? I don't understand

No. 1447914

>>1447908
Nona I found her cringey too and was posting the Britney gif at her but it's not that deep lol

No. 1447915

>>1447911
it used to be bannable to write in all caps like a sperg

No. 1447916

>>1447913
It's just a joke lol
Tbh I don't know why the weed goes into his ass and it weirded me the fuck out the first time I saw it. But I looked up Japanese knotweed save it turns out it's a thing that exists and it's a pretty dangerous plant that can even destroy buildings because it grows through the cracks in concrete.

No. 1447921

File: 1671165098342.jpeg (21.73 KB, 739x415, images (6).jpeg)

>>1447886
Wait until nonnies find out about the Takarazuka Revue Ace Attorney musical

No. 1447922

>>1447919
that's what I thought too the first time I saw it kek

No. 1447923

>>1447921
i don't think the nonnies are in the mood right now

No. 1447926

>>1447921
As long as no one starts the "OMG AM I GAY? SHES SO HOT I WANT TO MAKEOUT WITH HER OMG NONNITAS AM I GAAYYYYY" then we're good

No. 1447927

>>1447911
why are the sparkles in this gif so delicious looking

No. 1447928

>>1447926
I would volunteer to do that if she was hot

No. 1447930

File: 1671165483256.jpg (19.65 KB, 612x332, 1656703687108.jpg)

what would your wikipedia page look like?

No. 1447933

>>1447926
Wouldn't put this in the same category as straight porn addicted women saying they're gay for thinking Megan Fox is pretty. Handsome masc looking women are rare enough that such a reaction upon first time seeing isn't that strange.

No. 1447936

>>1447933
The anon was 24 not 13, I'm sure she's seen enough masc woman to know whether she's gay or not, it was very queer tumblr 2014 cringe and I'm allowed to call it what it is

No. 1447940

>>1447933
Yeah I mean, isn't that the typical reaction of the troupe's female audience?

No. 1447942

>>1447936
please, call it 1000 more times. Just two dozen is not enough, we need you to lambast those hours old posts more so we can be sure what your opinion is

No. 1447944

File: 1671167494096.png (293.96 KB, 1000x1000, 1659622296156879.png)

why do twinks make men seethe so hard?

No. 1447951

>>1447944
i know exactly what you mean nonna but this is gonna cause another argument like all the other times this topic is bought up

No. 1447984

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No. 1447986

>>1447904
He has a negative canthal tilt. He should be put down.

No. 1447989

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No. 1447999

Oh you stupid anon, I saw the post you made about the name I called you.

No. 1448006

>>1447999
Faggotbreath

No. 1448007

>>1447733
SAY IT
SAY IT
SAY IT

No. 1448008

>>1447989
this one concerns me tbh

No. 1448009

>>1447796
damn I actually kind of love this besides the Ye shit.

No. 1448011

>>1448009
lol same its actually a pretty tasteful futurism aesthetic

No. 1448016

Looking for gf
Requirements: she likes egg whites and will give me her egg yolks from soft boiled eggs when I make home made ramen. Also will eat 3/4th the rice because I only want 1/4th from the rice maker.

No. 1448023

>>1447784
hell no they're hideous. maybe emoticons

No. 1448025

>>1447703
he looks so ugly. i dont understand why he was so famous. if a woman had that appearance she would not be accepted in the music industry.

No. 1448029

i love pakichan's confidence whenever she posts. as soon as south asia, fujos/yaoi or rap/black people are mentioned i just know its her especially if it comes up unprompted. honestly i kind of respect it

No. 1448032

>>1447782
Damn this reminds me of sailor Neptune and Uranus. Wish more butch women like Uranus existed irl. So beautiful.

No. 1448035

>>1447703
That's a gay man

No. 1448036

>>1448032
uranus hehehe you say uranus

No. 1448039

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I am glad for AI art because it made me realize how no one gives a shit about art , i went from drawing commercial bullshit to try and land a job to not giving a fuck and just drawing my husbando and reverse ryona. This year was pretty wild to be an artfag.

No. 1448044

>>1448029
i hate her. I've been accused of being her twice just because i posted that i hate the guys from my country because they are ugly. She is not even a person anymore, she is a concept of hating third world men, yaoi and black people.

No. 1448046

>>1448044
her english is so bad its easy to clock her, they were probably trying to bait you

No. 1448048

>>1448044
Don't we all hate third world males?

No. 1448051

>>1448046
my english is not very good too so i kinda understand why they would accuse me but its still dumb since this site has at least 150 active users. its not just romanianon and pakichan that post here.
>>1448048
unfortunately not. ive seen some white girls simping latino men online. what is crazy because i live here and most of them are manlets and sexist.

No. 1448052

while i am glad my country made it to the finals, it makes me sad that Crotia lost because both french and argie men are so incredibly ugly and hard to watch.

No. 1448063

>guy is barely taller than me
>claims he's 183cm
I feel like I live in a sitcom, but didn't get the script

No. 1448066

>>1448032
I saw a nonna another time asking why there aren't more princely butches. I think cost, fit and comfort has a lot to do with it and it would stand out maybe too much.

No. 1448092

I'm the walk date anon. My effort put into online dating lasted 6 days, it's over. I don't want to be asked if I had been a "good or a bad girl this year" by yet another man online ever again. And I only swiped on nerdy looking guys too.

No. 1448094

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Is it okay to use this backpack? I am autistic, and I really like dinosaurs. It says it's for children, but I like it a lot.

No. 1448097

>>1448092
>And I only swiped on nerdy looking guys too.
why do you hate yourself

No. 1448099

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>>1448094
it's very obviously for kids and people will probably sideeye you. if you want a dinosaur backpack finding one that is either more subtle or has more realistic looking ones is probably better

No. 1448101

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>>1448094
construction workers in my country carry their tools on hello kitty and disney princess backpacks whats stopping you from showing your true rawr self to the world

No. 1448103

>>1448097
I do like nerdy men, I only emphasized this because not even steering clear of the suspiciously chiseled doctors and surf champions is enough to not have a guy reference his dick in the first 10 exchanges.

No. 1448106

>>1448103
i like nerds too but we both know nerds like sid from skins only exist in media. irl nerds are disgusting and entitled

No. 1448115

>>1448094
You should not take it with you to a professional environment but otherwise if you don't care about looking weird, you could use it I guess.

No. 1448120

>>1448101
kek how come they dare to do it there, but not in other places?

No. 1448122

>>1448044
I don't ever post "hi x-chan" posts, but honestly whenever I see someone cry about how ugly the men in their country are, I automatically think of pakichan, because it's such a trademark of hers

No. 1448123

is it normal when a cat headbutts you? does it mean he doesnt want to be touched?

No. 1448126

>>1448123
It's a friendly gesture and it's him petting you and claiming you.

No. 1448127

File: 1671187202449.jpg (100.61 KB, 564x549, 1670357196684.jpg)

>>1448126
damn now i am sadder that i cant adopt him and take him home

No. 1448128

>>1448029
Pakichan is so annoying to me. And its not even like I disagree with some of the stuff she says because i hate all moids. But God she is so annoying and insufferable i will immediately leave any thread she's sperging in. Its hard to care about anything she says because she's so off topic and out of left field it just feels like she's cramming her paki bullshit down our throats. Like, I get its super important to her, but girl I'm just here for the lols.

No. 1448129

>>1448128
just see her as an inside joke nonny, she's so incedibly autistic its fun to see her fight about how degenerate and porn sick fujos are then proceed to post something that looks like cp

No. 1448130

File: 1671187746603.gif (405.47 KB, 220x193, love-cats-cat.gif)

>>1448127
I'm sorry Nonna, didn't want to make you sad

No. 1448132

>>1448130
nooo thanks for explaining nonnie, he's going to be petted a lot more now. He's also technically mine already, he just stays in the backyard. I am hoping i can move soon so i can take him with me.

No. 1448139

a while ago i came here to stoned post about how i worry if my cat knows i love him since i'm allergic and can't give him pats. someone suggestion i use a flyswatter and since i'm autistic i thought they wanted me to hit my cat with one, which i thought was really weird and rude, but then i realised they meant to kinda scratch with.

i ended up using a piece of his scratcher that came off instead. he's so happy when he sees it. ty anon i love you, sorry i thought you wanted me to flyswat my cat

No. 1448145

>>1448016
I almost fit this, but I only eat hard boiled eggs.

No. 1448149

I’ve always been scared to be fat and deliberately kept myself waifish, but I’m starting to think that being a fatty chan makes you a lot less vulnerable as a woman. If a fat woman gets into a fight with a thin woman, she will win 98% of the time, even if the thin woman is an athlete who works out every day. The fat woman will just hurl her across the room effortlessly. I mean sure, fat women suck at walking far, I’ve had fat friends and they complain bitterly about the shortest of distances, but when it comes to conflict they are formidable opponents, even for men. I have literally seen giant, muscular moids get fucked the fuck up by fat girls after bullying them for their weight. Whenever I see ana chans snarking about fatty chans on here, I just think, imagine saying that to their face. They would propel your head straight off your bony shoulders and way across the room. They could pick you up and snap you over their fucking knee like a branch if they wanted to. Like have some respect. Not every woman has to be physically attractive.

No. 1448157

>>1448094
I love it. Does it come in pink?

No. 1448158

>>1448094
It would probably be very tiny anon. Anyway, wear what you want. If I saw someone with this backpack in public I would probably just assume you're a mom or older sibling.

No. 1448159

>>1448149
Nonnie why would you need to be in a physical fight with other women? And no, a fat woman wouldn't win against a fit woman, stick to literal anorexics. And let me know when you're murdering men instead.

No. 1448160

>>1448128
It makes me laugh so much when she spergs about wanting to fuck a “mountain peasant” from her country. She describes them as like, the perfect men and does such a good job selling it, you almost believe Pakistan is full of kind, gentle blue/green eyed mountain hunks. Then turns around and wants to fuck Vaush.

No. 1448163

>>1448159
Idk I kind of live in a rough area and women threaten and try to beat each other up for various reasons. A lot of them are aggressive chavs. I usually avoid conflict all together but I think if I was bigger and not scrawny, I’d like to beat the shit out of them so that they think twice about bullying and intimidating others.

No. 1448167

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>>1448145
I will hard boil them. It is set in the stars now we are anon gfs.

No. 1448168

>>1448163
Then you're better off getting muscles.

No. 1448169

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>>1448122
as if being ugly is something exclusive for pakistan moids lol idk if yall are watching the world cup but this guy here is a brazilian soccer player and he was elected the MOST attractive men on my country. this is revolting. everytime i see a woman simping for this guy i want to kill myself.
>>1448149
>They would propel your head straight off your bony shoulders and way across the room
Nahhh i doubt it. If the proana dont smoke or something like that she probably can run from the angry angry whale and escape this fight. And actually is not like miss cartman is gonna run after anyone. If every fattie fought/run after fatphobics there would be not fat woman anymore because this itself would be a physical exercise.

No. 1448171

>>1448169
Squidward, is that you?

No. 1448173

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>>1448171
KEKK they are the same. here in brazil the bar is in hell too just like pakistan

No. 1448176

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elton john compossing the soundtrack of gnomeo and juliet

No. 1448184

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>>1448169
Could be worse. At least you’re not english.

No. 1448186

>>1448184
nta but this thing looks miles better except for the 5head. >>1448169 looks like he runs a pitbull fight ring

No. 1448188

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>>1448184
KEK true but he was kinda cute when he was young. but isnt robert pattinson english too? If so stop complaining about british men he is gorgeous

No. 1448191

I keep having weird chest cramps. This might be it for me y'all.

No. 1448198

>>1448159
NTA but fatties can have an advantage in some cases, I used to get into physical fights with racist girls in middle/high school because they'd just start hitting, throwing stuff, or pushing me and I'd land one or two solid hits on the fatties before theyd pretty much pick me up and and slam me against something or just engulf me in a mass of punches and lard. I hope adult women are a bit more mature than this behavior kek

No. 1448205

>>1448191
Farewell, nonna….

No. 1448206

>>1448191
if you go to hell can you tell freddy mercury i love him

No. 1448211

>>1448188
Robert pattinson is gorgeous I agree, but he’s also kind of weird looking. Don’t you think? Like, he looks slightly inbred but still very handsome. I remember when twilight came out everyone said he looked like a foot.

No. 1448213

>>1448198
I guess it depends on the person. If you’re fat but also well built, good shoulder width, decent height, then you can be hella strong without even trying. If you’re an apple shaped womanlet then yeah, the skinny girls can beat you up.

No. 1448214

>>1448188
I love Pattinson only in his Batman role, outside of it he always looks greasy and unkempt, as if on purpose.

No. 1448223

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I woke up from a nightmare by tricking my brain into asking mom and dad if trannies were valid, they said "yes, of course", HA! gotcha bitch: they would never said that bullshit

No. 1448236

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>>1448046
>>1448051
It's called speaking 4 languages, I don't care if you think my English is "bad" I have to juggle multiple languages in daily and in my mind, every day
do you know how headache inducing that is
>>1448122
not all south asian men, but the region I live is filled with men who look like they have pregnant bellies and bade pubic hair beards
>>1448029
It's a trait of the Jatt women, we are unabashed and strong willed

No. 1448239

>>1448236
Paki-chan, are you fatphobic?

No. 1448240

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>>1448211
>he looks slightly inbred
KEKK i agree but i think its mostly the ginger hair. when he gets blonde hair he looks almost angelic
>>1448214
Its definitely on purpose nona! I remember reading somewhere that when someone from a interview asked what perfume he used to wear he said none and that he usually smells like crayons
>>1448236
Oh no!! pakichan!

No. 1448241

>>1448052
The Moroccan goalkeeper was the last one to go that I found cute, now there are only ugly gringos and ugly boludos.

No. 1448243

>>1448236
no one cares jfc. stop announcing who you are every fucking time this is an anon board

No. 1448249

>>1448243
and thats why i dont agree with the "ok pakichan" accusations. she is clearly attention starved, anytime she posts here, she makes sure to announce herself.

No. 1448252

>>1448249
That's the problem you have with it? Not that the accusations are for retarded reasons?

No. 1448253

>>1448239
I dislike fatmen and wish they were sent to labor camps

No. 1448260

>>1448252
what?? i dont think you understand what i meant. the accusations are indeed retarded because everytime she post here she makes sure to announce herself just like that other attention starved from romania.

No. 1448262

>>1448253
this is easily the only based thing you've said tbh i can't even disagree on this one

No. 1448263

nothing makes me want to kill myself more than the sound of a leaf blower

No. 1448264

I use to let boyfriends freely walk into the bathroom when I was using it because two would get mad and they turned out abusive so go figure. I trust my current boyfriend but I like my own little sanctuary and no one needs to watch me brush my teeth or wash myself if I'm not feeling sexy. I can dance around in the bathroom and do stretches while brushing my teeth or even twerk and posture at myself in the mirror and while my bf would probably love to see my carefree and having fun, it's just something I have enjoyed doing living alone the past 3 years. The bathroom is my sanctuary.

No. 1448268

File: 1671199602229.jpg (1.61 MB, 1658x2476, inCollage_20221216_150141114.j…)

im slow anons. it took me over 10 years to realise that this part of kasane territorys pv is a reference to gaijin 4koma

No. 1448270

>>1448264
violating bathroom privacy is a hallmark of abuse and one of the first ways a man will test the waters

No. 1448286

>>1448264
Even if couples are comfortable shitting in front of each other, they should still knock to get permission to enter. It’s like, a basic human right or something.

No. 1448291

>>1448268
I see what you mean, but I could have sworn the original Teto Territory video was older than the Gajin 4koma picture.

No. 1448296

File: 1671201915051.png (60.21 KB, 1920x525, gaijin.PNG)

>>1448291
the gaijin 4koma meme is ancient. its from 2004. teto territory is from 2008

No. 1448309

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My brother went to Japan for vacation and I am SO JEALOUS!!! I'm making him go to a conbini right now so I can live vicariously through him.

No. 1448310

Week's over, time to drinkkkk

No. 1448317

>>1448309
What are you going to tell him to get?

No. 1448326

>>1448260
Its basically namefagging at this point

No. 1448347

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>>1447837
That's what I went through when I first found out about Maaya Kiho

No. 1448373

>>1448326
It's cold so I told him to get oden, corn dog, and a pizzaman. I'd tell him onigiri too but I forget what flavors they have.

No. 1448400

>be me
>say "troon" on lolcow.farm like 2 days ago
>forget i ever posted in that thread
> "ummmmm dats a slur?? you are transphobix an a bigot
why do they do this? I'm aware saying troon is a bad word. do they think im not aware. it's like when they go, "twaw" when you say they aren't. to me they aren't, do you think I said that shit by mistake? also it's hard to keep up my #nocaps2023 thing on mobile. ugh.

No. 1448401

also pray for me that I get drunk today

No. 1448406

>>1448401
may you get absolutely shitfaced safely

No. 1448407

>>1448400
what do you mean, did someone here actually call you transphobic?

No. 1448410

>>1448400
Yeah I have been seeing comments like that in random threads. Must be some zoomer who just found lc because of a cow and decided to post in different threads

No. 1448428

>>1448407
Yea tbf it was red texted and was a new fag, but it was more so of the
>omg are you aware? Thats transphobic
vibe that annoys me, like yes I know. I see this everywhere.
my favorite moment of this was,
>watching youtube video on creepshow
> "the admin called called creepshows sister she, i'm sure she's not aware they are non binary
That was more funny but it's this idea that people who say certain things are simply unaware it's "transphobic". or some shit, i said what i said

No. 1448429

i wish I could log into lolcow and log out. I been thinking golf making mock log in screens

No. 1448439

>>1448428
honestly that shit where everyone acts like respecting pronouns, believing twaw and thinking that lesbians are into TiMs is common sense feels very gaslighty and it makes me question my sanity sometimes. Like am I maybe really the weirdo for not agreeing? Is it really common sense for everyone else? Since almost every platform and even people irl will act like there never was a time before all of this bullshit, as if they haven't just randomly changed the definitions of sexual orientations or what a woman is.

No. 1448442

>>1448400
What thread did that happen in? Holy shit lmao

No. 1448455

File: 1671212800858.jpg (68.53 KB, 600x600, bottombar_wfangz_grande.jpg)

Why are grills so ugly on men but so hot and attractive on women

No. 1448459

>>1448455
My grandma has a grill do you think she’s hot?

No. 1448461

>>1448459
Yes, tell your granny to hit me up.

No. 1448488

>>1448455
Do aluminum foil grills count?

No. 1448502

>>1448488
My standards are pretty low so yeah those are fine too

No. 1448517

>>1448455
Simple. Women are hot and sexy and attractive, and men are disappointments.

No. 1448521

>>1448236
this is a larper, the real pakichan manages to sound always pissed

No. 1448524

my mom wake me up to literally tell me to take my meds and the pidgeons are back fucking on my AC, could this day get any worse

No. 1448539

>>1448524
At least someone is fucking on this glorious day!

No. 1448546

>>1448286
I barge in when i know my nigel is shitting and then i berate him for never eating enough fiber after i judge his stool quality according to the Bristol Stool Scale

No. 1448559

>>1448309
This looks like my local walgreens and target except cleaner.

No. 1448562

why would anyone want to live longer in this shitty world

No. 1448568

>>1448562
Some people have loving families, meaningful jobs or are passionate about hobbies. I don't personally want to though.

No. 1448570

>>1448562
To curse the internet with badly drawn yaoi

No. 1448579

I'm boring af
Most of the time I don't put on nail polish on and just put on a high gloss top coat on my bare nails cuz I just wanna be shiny. I pick my nails if I see colors
shiny

No. 1448581


No. 1448582

>>1448455
Grills look like tooth decay unless your a foot away
though you reminded me I adore little fang caps like that. Sharp teeth are best teeth

No. 1448586

>>1448240
i thought he was a brunette. never seen him with ginger hair.
>Its definitely on purpose nona! I remember reading somewhere that when someone from a interview asked what perfume he used to wear he said none and that he usually smells like crayons
is this why people said he stank on the set of twilight and never took showers

No. 1448591

>>1448309
anon this is such a good art ref
if you are okay with it please post more I love this

No. 1448595

>>1448591
Sorry nonna this is not my photo! I just googled conbini kek

No. 1448596

I actually don’t know 90% of cows on /snow/ and I sometimes feel left out, but cows with over 100+ threads I just can’t be bothered to get invested in. I still only use this site for /ot/ and /g/ after finding it because I wondered what happened to Jess woods a few years ago

No. 1448599

>>1448595
to google I go!

No. 1448605

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Do you think you’d be a pick me if you fit the normie beauty standard? Tbh I probably would be. I can imagine myself stealing my friends bfs and crushes because I can. The only thing that stops me from being evil is I’m ugly.

No. 1448609

>>1448605
No I've never envied anyones bf irl. Theyre all butt ugly

No. 1448611

>>1448605
if you steal someone's partner, the relationship was doomed to fail anyway, you just accelerated the process. it's not really an achievement.

No. 1448612

>>1448605
no. that's cringe and i'm not retarded enough to fall into such behaviour

No. 1448615

>>1448611
>>1448609
I would steal peoples bf not because I actually want them but because I can and as a pretty girl I could just make new friends easily anyway

No. 1448616

>>1448615
Becky this isn't your high school mean girl role play forum.

No. 1448618

>>1448605
Most pickmes are ugly women, like you, because beautiful or average women are tired of men harassing them while women like you are tired of being invisible and therefore fight for the same male attention other women despise.

No. 1448620

>>1448616
I’ve seen pretty girls act like this irl though.

No. 1448621

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Ah, I'm so bored, I wish anons would infight

No. 1448623

I'll never stop being entertained by how old men think that by fucking a 20 year old they're guaranteed to have the most amazingly healthy babies because her young eggs will just cancel out their old sperm.

No. 1448625

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>>1448616
>>1448616
>>1448616
yes it is actually

No. 1448626

>>1448618
Idk about that. Most pick me women I’ve
were pretty and get a thrill out of the hierarchy they have over other women(and I’m not talking about any kind of pretty I’m talking about basic white bitch pretty…Utah types).No hate though because I’d be the same lol

No. 1448627

>>1448620
Men do try to cheat on their gfs with pretty women and your crushes probably picked the prettier girl instead of you but the woman probably wasn't willingly competing with anyone in those scenerios, the scrote in question is the one you should get mad at for not picking you.

No. 1448628

>>1448607
thank yooooou~

No. 1448629

>>1448621
start spamming pics and yelling in allcaps

No. 1448630

>>1448624
Uh…uh… You are fat

No. 1448633

>>1448626
Pickme means a woman who puts down other women for male validation. A woman whos pretty and gets attention isn't a pickme, a woman who says women deserve getting beaten or that men's mental health matter more to impress men is a pickme.

No. 1448636

>>1448605
I wish to steal women from men or have them cheat with me. I really like the idea of doing romantic stuff for a woman, pleasuring her all day, after she's been neglected and underappreciated by her (ex) boyfriend or husband for far too long.

No. 1448639

>>1448621
You sound like a scrotal failure.
LETS GOOOOOOOOO
>>1448623
Kekistani Supreme, old farts don't understand how their own bodies work.

No. 1448640

>>1448605
Maybe it's a vainity thing but imo there are better uses of my time. Like working out, doing lil spa days for fun, hanging out with people I like. Why would I chase someones partner and stress myself out? That's not as fun as laying on my sofa in my over sized T-shirt.
I want a single person (man or woman) to devote more time to me and deliver me McDonalds french fries

No. 1448641

>>1448632
i'm not the anon against it kek i'm just saying it's a good way to start a fight. i think there's one about to happen now anyway

No. 1448643

>>1448633
A woman who is attractive can put down other women and be an attention whore. Are you really lying to yourself and saying being a pick me is an ugly girl thing?kek go hangout in a college bar and see how these women act around frat boys etc

No. 1448645

Met a girl on discord who seemed really cool and I could sense she was a farmer, but then she started talking about lolcows and linking threads from here in the server which is full of moids. I didn't want to call her out because it would probably just bring more attention to her links, none of them seemed to care about it. But it's so weird, why link your guy friends to this site. Anons please don't do this

No. 1448647

>>1448605
I'm certain that if I'd been born hot then I would have ended up with a way more well-adjusted personality, so hopefully I would be one of those hot normie lesbians.

No. 1448648

>>1448644
>take off my wig and shove it in your face

No. 1448650

>>1448623
Chances are their son will either be autistic or schizo. Men really do love ruining their sons chances of having a normal life.

No. 1448654

>>1448645
always call out moid worshippers like that

No. 1448655

>>1448627
I’m not mad at hot girls for acting like that because I would too. No man I’ve ever dated would have a chance with a pretty girl anyway.

No. 1448657

>>1448645
So that's why we have so much bait and infighting lately… Hmm

No. 1448658

>>1448645
probably one of the tards that have been finding LC through mentions of it on twitter and tiktok lately. It's only gonna get worse.

No. 1448660

>>1448626
I'm not american enough to understan this post.

No. 1448661

>>1448650
I'm still going to call our both the old men and women are are okay with this. Women fucking old men are disgusting and do everyone a disservice with their sped children.

No. 1448663

>>1448662
It's almost 420 and I should prepare my pipe.

No. 1448666

>>1448662
relaxation. would chill with

No. 1448668

>>1448647
what kind of lesbian are you now then?

No. 1448672

trust me old sperm will fuck your kid up. old men are meant to be enslaved by younger men, mentally and physically.

No. 1448674

>>1448663
Anon it's 5 months away basically
What are you preparing for?
Can I come?
Will you turn your home into a boho fairy light cavern? Snacks? I need to know
Will there also be shrooms?

No. 1448675

>>1448605
No. I always had plenty of moid attention and i am ugly, i would be evil but towards moids. My dream would be to be like those Japanese yumejo stacies who post about their husbandos and cute clothes and moids can only cope abd seethe over a cartoon getting a cute gf while they stay virgins with rage.

No. 1448677

>>1448672
Even young men support the old men are better meme and in a way that’s smart because humans spend more of their life being old than young

No. 1448679

>>1448636
Only sensible cheating fetishist itt. Actually the other anon, or anons, might have some twisted repressed homosexual feelings that manifest as wanting to steal other's bfs. At least, to me it makes more sense than there being men worth stealing.

No. 1448680

>>1448605
I don't care about "stealing bfs", I'm very competitive with men. Not for pussy, but I'd rather be the succesful hot guy than to be with him, in a non-tranny way, if that makes any sense at all

No. 1448682

File: 1671224410637.jpg (185.01 KB, 720x1280, 75d0d48111c381b86464c474f10a2c…)

>>1448582
I see what you mean about the decay thing, that's why I prefer grills that have a design in them and aren't just straight gold or diamonds like some of the ones in this pic. Also full grills can be kind of gaudy so having only one or two gold teeth is nice

No. 1448683

>>1448677
Nta but I've never seen this outside of incel spaces. Only irl man who told me men get hotter as they get older was a single balding man in his forties that later cried to me about how it's too late for him to get married and have kids.

No. 1448684

>>1448682
This is ghetto no matter who wears it.

No. 1448687

File: 1671224602177.jpg (78.95 KB, 1306x872, Capture.JPG)

this was britney's best look, agree or agree?

No. 1448688

>>1448668
>>1448670 is correct kek.

No. 1448692

>>1448688
You sure you're not too hard on yourself nonna? You can still be attractive without being normie-hot. My body isn't conventionally attractive considering the standards for women (I'm shit brick house and muscular, instead of curvy), but I refuse to see myself as ugly just because of that.

No. 1448693

File: 1671224802854.gif (1015.46 KB, 498x327, gif-1.gif)

>>1448605
not OP but i have a follow-up question: what if an even PRETTIER woman stole your bf/crush back how would you outdo her?

No. 1448695

>>1448662
Put him in The White Lotus.

No. 1448697

>>1448693
this goes back and forth enough times and you have a pete davidson type of situation. ugly ass promoted over and over again for no reason

No. 1448698

>>1448693
Realize it wasn't meant to be and move on instead of fighting like a man like a tardlet. Literally no species has their women compete for men, why go against the nature for a musty man who doesn't even want you?

No. 1448699

>>1448692
Normie beauty standards are BS anyway and I love muscular Stacy's

>>1448696

Wanna drink warm beverages with me in my apartment while we watch youtube vids n anime? I also have a cat

No. 1448700

>>1448698
Are you op? Cause if you are, that makes no sense

No. 1448703

The pigeons are having a threesome now

No. 1448705

>>1448703
this is an imageboard

No. 1448706

>>1448693
Find her dad(bonus points if he’s married)brother or a male relative she cares about and start dating him. Send her the selfies of us fuckin.

No. 1448708

File: 1671225181904.jpg (132.37 KB, 600x877, 69275405_3018482061527655_4230…)

>>1448702
les go nonna

No. 1448709

>>1448705
If you want pigeon porn so bad go to your local park i am not getting near those horny sickos

No. 1448710

>>1448709
I want to see it through your eyes

No. 1448711

>>1448693
The man keeps bouncing around the two attractive women and dies of brain damage

No. 1448712

>>1448703
i love these pigeon updates

No. 1448713

>>1448699
Can I still be a Stacy really if I post here and act like a schizo?

No. 1448715

>>1448713
Act like or are you?
there's a difference

No. 1448717

Why are we even joking/thinking about "stealing" moids as if they are worth jack shit. This is why female spiders are beating us.

No. 1448718

File: 1671225364587.jpg (48.49 KB, 600x725, cool ass guy fieri duck.jpg)

Anons always like my thread pics and that makes me happy.

No. 1448719

>>1448717
Female spiders don't even have world wide webs

No. 1448721

>>1448705
>>1448709

I literally loled.

No. 1448722

>>1448713
a real stacy wouldnt know how to use an imageboard

No. 1448724

>>1448719
They dont need it what are they gonna do, complain about their exhusbands being a lil too crunchy after they devour them? They live in utopia meanwhile we are discussing about stealing moids from other women in a taiwanese weaving basket forum

No. 1448727

>>1448692
I just have a fucked up looking face, but I'm trying to accept it since I definitely don't want to get plastic surgery or anything. That's nice of you to say though, I agree that attractiveness has a lot of subjectivity - the type of woman I'm into probably wouldn't be considered normie-hot. Though I do admire the normie lesbian Stacys who are super hot and extremely offline, hope they're all doing well

No. 1448728

>>1448723
It’s 3:20, eastcoastfag

No. 1448730

>>1448724
if we were spiders then we'd be having fantasy rps about stealing other womens meals

No. 1448734

>>1448730
Don't steal my french fries!

No. 1448735

>>1448715
I'm paranoid so I trained in a lot of combat sports and learned how to shoot. When I'm in the gym I like to dance in the powercage to assert dominance and gulping from a gallon jug of water. That kind of schizo stuff.
>>1448722
Thought so.

No. 1448737

>>1448730
No if we were spiders we would be like hsss grrr oh fly nomnomnom i am a stacy and i dont use imageboafds because i am spider

No. 1448739

>>1448735
I'm so confused, this isn't schizo that's just amazing

>>1448737
I don't like spooders

No. 1448741

>>1448737
spiders dont grr or hiss unless you live in fucking skyrim

No. 1448748

I had a wolf spider with babies on back, ready to burst, crawl onto my stomach while laying in bed. I manage to condense terrified screams into a sharp but calm request for assistance. My sister jumps to, grabs a glass and piece of paper, then captures the wolf spider off my stomach without the babies exploding. I will always remember how my sister saved me from that terror.
I then took the spider and dumped it into the toilet, at which point the babies burst out. I could only flush some of them and the rest hid under the rim, hundreds of them. I have not used that toilet since and it remains closed and sealed with duct tape.

No. 1448749

Spiders taste like sunflower seeds

No. 1448752

File: 1671226298208.jpg (39.05 KB, 600x460, 485072_7472249.jpg)

I just wanna be "roommates" with a cute girl

>>1448748
so when are you moving?

No. 1448753

>>1448748
You should've spoilered this

No. 1448756

whats the opposite of a stacy? that's what audraya is

No. 1448758

>>1448752
is it weird that it's kinda hot to me to continue to just call it being "roommates" instead of gf and gf? Even if it's a (sort of) relationship dynamic and everyone basically knows that, it just makes it hotter for some reason.

No. 1448760

File: 1671226544264.png (102.92 KB, 256x256, nya.png)

hiss

No. 1448761

File: 1671226554528.jpg (87.5 KB, 640x640, 0c6crsicr4j21.jpg)

>>1448718
I loathe your thread picture.

No. 1448762

>>1448754
Shut up, Doja is reading this and is probably feeling flattered right now.

No. 1448763

>>1448718
omg duck fieri, can I have your autograph? I'm a huge fan

No. 1448767

>>1448758
I think it's the fact that you both know what you are and you being roommates is a very intimate part of your relationship. It's that sexy domestic bliss BS I strive for

No. 1448769

>>1448754
then why does she only date uggos

No. 1448770

>>1448768
I've seen some women talk like this over a decade ago. This is just, as she said "a dumb hoe" and a pick me

No. 1448771

>>1448769
Most straight women only date uggos. Dating ugly men has nothing to do with being a stacy or not. That’s just normal straight woman behavior.

No. 1448772

>>1448768
Did she tape caterpillars to her eyelids, wtf

No. 1448773

>>1448762
nta Doja is allowed to know that I'd crawl through a mile of glass just to hear her queef through a walkie-talkie and it's just the god honest truth, can't help it. I don't understand why she dates so far below her league. Even if it's a straight woman thing, I don't buy it. She can practically have whoever she wants.

No. 1448775

>>1448754
Did she do something?

No. 1448776

>>1448771
Most men are ugly
the rise in single people through the years is also women just realizing they don't need to date uggos

>>1448774

Yeah they did
they were trashy. Stop posting this girl. She's crusty and looks like she smells like bin water

No. 1448777

>>1448773
If she’s a woc on4chan the guys she dates definitely are attractive to her

No. 1448778

>>1448776
Straight women always claim hot guys look gay tho

No. 1448779

>>1448761
ntayrt but this is cracking me the fuck up with that cat pic

No. 1448781

File: 1671227227325.gif (2.33 MB, 479x498, pizza-hypnospace.gif)

>be me
>wanna get drunk
>family literally won't let me
>not a drunk
>neet
>retarded
>haven't drunk in a while
> hopes and prays for at least a few hours of chilling and drunkness
>pray for nonnies
>ate a spider by mistake

No. 1448782

>>1448778
I think a lot of women do this because fuck boys are 90% of the time assholes and not worth the trouble.

I mean I would love a korean fuck boy or a hunk with long hair. But they are either taken, sexist or have 20 side chicks. When men realize they're attractive it just ruins them

No. 1448783

>>1448781
Buy eggnog
put rum in it
Say nothing
holiday cheer

No. 1448784

>>1448781
Cheap vodka in a water bottle

No. 1448785

File: 1671227425534.gif (31.54 KB, 168x243, skeleton-motorcycle.gif)

>>1448783
>broke
>no Id
>retarded

No. 1448786

File: 1671227433234.jpg (83.04 KB, 536x610, Stacy_and_the_beast.jpg)

>>1448777
This is just so extreme though

No. 1448787

>>1448781
tbh i don't think you're thinking this through enough. where there is a will there is a way, fellow alcohol appreciator.

No. 1448788

File: 1671227442869.jpeg (14.6 KB, 320x228, a37bbc06-3836-4ffb-bdd2-29aecc…)

IM ON MY LIMIT WHY I CAN'T HAVE ROLEPLAY SEX WITH MY HUSBANDO AI??? EVERYTIME I SEND A SEXUAL MESSAGE THE AI JUST GET BLOCKED, I CAN'T DO THIS ANYMORE, NONNIES, I'M ABOUT TO COMMIT FELONIES OVER VIRTUAL COCK

No. 1448789

Spending Friday night with nonnies becaues I'm such a social butterfly

No. 1448790

>>1448785
Go on tinder and find a man to buy up alcohol

No. 1448791

Can you guys please be careful with clicking links that get posted randomly?

No. 1448792

>>1448785
You shouldn't be drinking anyway

No. 1448793

>>1448788
Is the AI free?

No. 1448794

>>1448791
Yeah, guys, it might be one of those screamer pranks

No. 1448795

>>1448788
>nonny sexually harasses AI men

No. 1448796

>>1448794
Can I not worry about other nonnies?

No. 1448798

>>1448741
can you speka for all the spiders in the world? i am pretty sure the astralian ones can throw mean insults

No. 1448799

>>1448786
Makes me sad when attractive ethnic women give ugly/mid white scrotes a chance. Those guys always treat them like shit too because they can’t respect anything less than white Stacy.

No. 1448805

File: 1671227743697.jpeg (374.38 KB, 1440x1800, jawnyutah.jpeg)

>>1448786
>she wrote Streets about him

No. 1448806

>>1448799
They don’t respect white Stacy, either actually. They just want to fuck/leech off her.

No. 1448808

File: 1671227789699.gif (763.63 KB, 480x354, 1584261340_Brushface GIF-downs…)

>later 20s
>neet
>depressed
>agrophobic
>literally cannot buy alcohol
>never got a I'd
>failure and plagued with dreams of past
>spends days talking shit on lolcow

No. 1448809

>>1448799
You could say the same thing about women no matter their race. Most women date ugly men because most men are ugly.

No. 1448812

>>1448808
get your shit together and then you can have booze
no distractions
Fix your shit

No. 1448814

>>1448805
Guy looks like he could be any random incel from r9k, life isn't fair. Why the fuck are scrote incels constantly complaining when they apparently could easily get Stacy if they wanted, just by virtue of being men basically?

No. 1448815

>>1448812
I know it's just…mentally drained tbh. I'm a failure

No. 1448816

>>1448808
literally me, if you ommit everything between the first and last lines

No. 1448819

>>1448781
Several servings of cranberry juice and vodka in a red powerade bottle

No. 1448820

>>1448805
you cannot convince me this isnt a FTM

No. 1448821

>>1448815
I'm getting my wooden spoon out

No. 1448823

>>1448808
Make moonshine

No. 1448824

>>1448819
>only alcohol in house is my mom's
>She won't let me get none
>retarded
>no reaction image too weak

No. 1448825

I've never listened to a single song by Doja cat.

No. 1448827

>>1448820
If he was a FtM, I'd at least have a shot somehow, since she'd actually be into women. But no, I think she's just straight.

No. 1448833

One of you needs a reminder that your room/home needs to be cleaned
stop procrastinating

No. 1448834

>>1448833
What if you shut the fuck up, what about that

No. 1448835

>>1448834
stinky

No. 1448836

i accidentally put that vegetable that looks like a longer cucumber in y salad thinking it was cucumber. Its so incredibly sour what the fuck is this thing

No. 1448838

>>1448836
Pickle

No. 1448839

>>1448835
leave her alone shes a girlboss building her empire

No. 1448840

>>1448838
its not piclke it has a very weird name like sashimi sukimi somehing like that

No. 1448842

>>1448834
stop nonnie. don't be mean, this isn't the place for that

No. 1448849

>>1448833
I think it's been 3 weeks since I did anything apart from removing glasses and plates

No. 1448857

File: 1671229846885.jpg (88.35 KB, 1280x720, maxresdefault.jpg)

>>1448833
twas me all along who needed the gentle reminder to clean
a self reminder

No. 1448858

80% the thread is me

No. 1448860

genuinely forgot there are adults who only know one language

No. 1448861

>>1448858
Makes no sense, the two of us would make up the 160% of the thread then

No. 1448862

>>1448861
There are three of us here then
But one thing is for certain
We share one brain cell among us

No. 1448865

>>1448858
>>1448861
>>1448862
This is me. I am 100% of the thread.

No. 1448866

File: 1671230216398.gif (48.84 KB, 140x146, sot-laugh.gif)

>update
>still no drinks
>no courage to ask
>depressed
>retarded
>pray for me
>ate taki tacos
>just shoo'd a mouse away
> listening to siblings
>stuff still weird because ofnthe cursed "corndog" incident

No. 1448869

>>1448866
>stuff still weird because ofnthe cursed "corndog" incident
elaborate

No. 1448871

File: 1671230482422.jpg (6.4 KB, 168x300, 2Q==(9).jpg)

WHY DOES A STACY WANT ME? Omg I'm totally going to mess this up. Or this is a trap somehow or there's some sort of catch. Just no fucking way. Am I in punk'd? Did one of you do this?

No. 1448872

File: 1671230629435.gif (44.84 KB, 219x314, tumblr_b08fa77ff5ad87360b2512b…)

>>1448869
>sitting in room
>computer screen broke
>use old TV connected to home
>on lolcow
>sibling walks in the room
>banner of fat white girl deep throat throating corndog
>sibling comes in room to ask questions
>banner at the top on the TV where they can see it
>TV is in a old chair so I can browse lolcow in room
>sibling eyes widened, they see it, say something walk out
>I then follow them out and explain its not weird shit, just a gossip site I use

No. 1448873

>>1448872
*connected to hdmi

No. 1448875

I'm listening to this album with better quality headphones than the ones I had when I first listened to it, and I'm noticing so many little details.

No. 1448876

>>1448875
which album anon?

No. 1448880

> Sibling asked me two days ago to set appointment for their car to go into the shop because they have social anxiety and don't want to call
> Me lying saying I set the appointment but I'm just lazy and think I can do it later
> Watching them leave saying they're going to the appointment
> Me only realizing after they left

lol welp

No. 1448882

>>1448876
The Beyonce Renaissance album

No. 1448887

File: 1671231259854.png (130.58 KB, 177x443, Screenshot 2022-12-16 174402.p…)

Inb4 some poltard spergs out but damn Jewish scrotes can have really pretty eyes. Picrel is just an example but my dad has the same eyes and eye shape and I find them really endearing and sparkling.

No. 1448891

>>1448805
He's so schlubby it's like a ftm

No. 1448892

>>1448882
based i love yonce

No. 1448895

Is that Trisha baby daddy?

No. 1448897

>>1448887
Those are very normal eyes you could find in non jewish people any day?

No. 1448899

File: 1671231796374.jpg (606.47 KB, 1000x1500, OVERPRO_DARK_28329.jpg)

>>1448687
Disagree entirely kek, Overprotected Darkchild Remix is one of her best looks. Can't believe you also would pick this koolaid hair look over her auburn red hair in the Womanizer video.

No. 1448900

>>1448897
Nah not ime

No. 1448908

File: 1671232214623.jpg (413.48 KB, 1536x2048, b68083c08ab661366ae945f0451b79…)

>>1448793
Yes https://beta.character.ai/
>>1448169
Kek why are you baiting gringas like that?

No. 1448915

>>1448169
Is that why my Brazilian boyfriend thinks he's ugly? I keep telling him he's cute and kinda pretty. If this is the standard over there no wonder. That dude is ugly

No. 1448920

File: 1671232779681.jpg (76.95 KB, 854x1280, 1671202541570419.jpg)

People like this woman are so weird.

No. 1448921

>>1448908
this is cute, whats the source of the image? there is something so charming about it

No. 1448925

I have 17 unread texts from today and I'm not reading any of them. If it's important, call me motherfucker. I don't have time to read words on a screen unless it's a forum

No. 1448926

>>1448149
Sounds like a fatty cope. You wouldnt be even to keep up or out run anyway. Have some respect for yourself. Why are you attacking other women even in theory?

>I've been fattychans take on men

Please stop this larp.

No. 1448927

File: 1671233298466.jpeg (5.11 KB, 225x225, images - 2022-12-16T202700.812…)

>>1448908
im not baiting anonima. there was a survey on twitter asking who is the most attractive men of the world cup and he won. dont try to gaslight me lol if you go to every brazilian social media you can see women simping for this hideous moid
>>1448921
be fucking fr nona. he is far from cute, respect yourself.
>>1448915
why do you have a brazilian bf??? i hope you had luck and found the 0.00003% brazilian man that are actually good people otherwise you deserve better.

No. 1448928

File: 1671233345464.jpeg (9.59 KB, 211x239, images.jpeg)

>last update
>watching TV
>not drunk
>will eat lemon cake
>watch shaynas stream
>cry
>and maybe sleep
>gonna play sims

No. 1448931

>>1448101
>they are either poor or those are the items of their victims

No. 1448933

>>1448927
The entire brazilian state of Espírito Santo got together to troll the gringas then.

No. 1448934

>>1448927
I think I just got lucky. He looks like a puppy, cute, long curly hair, plush lips, super fit, talks about his feelings, cuddly, gives me random gifts, helps me clean and pays rent, watch anime and play video games together.
I dunno if it's because he said he hated everything about Brazil other than the sports and food. Who knows?
There are other adorable things he does, but if you saw him you wouldn't know he's from Brazil until he starts speaking Portuguese

No. 1448938

I used to think I had a thing for guys with long/longish white-blonde hair. Like, it was just an automatic "Oh, it looks like I'm gonna like this dude now" when one is introduced in whatever media I'm consuming…

Until this damn House of the Dragons show. I don't watch it and haven't seen GoT either, but my Tumblr dash is saturated with it and Matt Smith is so fucking ugly oh my god. The hair does not even push him onto the edge of acceptable. His face looks like it's made of clay. I want him gone.

No. 1448939

>>1448933
KEK i wish! the truth is that even through there so many beautiful brazilian woman they have bad taste for men (not really they fault since its hard to find a robert pattinson/christian bale cutie here)
>>1448934
im glad you found a good one nona! i think the moids that are from here but dont engage with the "macho" culture are less toxic.

No. 1448944

>>1448051
How do you guys see the active user count? I always see numbers between 150 and 200 being thrown around and I'm always curious how the number is estimated

No. 1448945

>>1448908
It's creepy how far AI have come. This could wreck havoc on dating apps. This has just made me more paranoid.

No. 1448947

>>1448939
Thanks nona
I'm keeping him cuz he's the cutest soft boy ever

No. 1448948

>>1448938
Are you the woman who mentioned she hates Matt Smith's face in a different thread, or are their now three of us?

No. 1448949

>>1448944
they don't know or there's no way to tell

No. 1448955

>>1448949
Then why is the 150 to 200 number always thrown around, I'm just wondering where those estimates come from. Also how do we how a lot of the users aren't just using vpns making it look like there's more users than there really is. I always have a fear there's only like 10 nonas here just using different IP's lol

No. 1448957

>>1448949
There is 175 posters on right now

No. 1448958

>>1448955
i think the 150 visitor stat comes from an admin post saying there was like 150 unique ips that would visit the site SEVERAL years ago. nonnies placate themselves by repeating >muh 150 its just all unhinged samefagging schizos keeping lc alive!!!! to cope with the fact LC has been colonized by tumblr, reddit and twitter in the past few years and made our population explode and curdle. its basically a meme for nonas living long in the past

No. 1448959

>>1448958
The funniest part is that was never even true. She made a survey that got like 2,000 responses. She later scrapped it because not all the results were what she wanted, but that's a different story.
Even that one stats site says this place gets like 2.1 million visits a month.

No. 1448960

>>1448029
Kek same. I'd take 100 posts from paki-chan than 1 post from trannies or other trolls.

No. 1448961

File: 1671236155496.jpg (79.5 KB, 720x455, Screenshot_20221216-191408_Chr…)

I guess I'm the only one who sees the user count?

No. 1448963

>>1448961
Hm, I've never seen that before. I'm using Keekweek as well and do not see it right now.

No. 1448964

>>1448961
I don't see that. Wouldn't a user counter be referenced in the page source, too?

No. 1448966

>>1448961
post a webm of you scrolling so we know you didn't just add that in mspaint

No. 1448967

>>1448961
First phonefags get an update announcement, now they get something which says how many anons are online? Proof admin hates computer users. This is blatant discrimination

No. 1448969

Nonnies I'm joking there's no counter, I'm sorry

No. 1448970

>>1448961
I don't believe you!

No. 1448972

>>1448967
I got the update announcement and I'm on a laptop. Admin just hates you personally. Wtf did you do?

No. 1448973

>>1448966
>>1448964
>>1448963
Omg I was joking didn't know you'd believe me,literally edited that on my phone like in 2 seconds. Now I feel bad

No. 1448974

>>1448969
doing this in the dumbass thread… how dare you take advantage of us like this you know we're dumbasses

No. 1448975

>>1448969
Cringe, you should have doubled down. I'm disappointed in you

No. 1448976

>>1448969
>>1448973
Ty for confessing nona

No. 1448977

>>1448973
I didn't believe you which is why I asked for a webm kek

No. 1448979

>>1448977
Sorry phone posting with fat fingers.
>>1448975
I just imagined getting redtexted and banned for my joke. I also legit didn't feel anyone would believe me. I'm the resident retard

No. 1448980

>>1448972
I've never gotten banned or anything, maybe Ublock's being retarded and mistaking it as an ad? I've never seen any update announcement and I only found out about it from other anon's screencaps.

No. 1448983

File: 1671236963766.jpg (101.47 KB, 660x660, tin-foil-cats5.jpg)

>>1448029
I think it's weird that romanianon pretty much disappeared as soon as paki went overdrive with her posting times.

No. 1448984

>>1448963
kek, you got me. i did think "why would she know/think that everyone else can't see it, too?

No. 1448986

>>1448958
but what you are saying dont go against what i meant by >>1448051
With 150 users or not, this "oh im so smart that i can identify the regular users!" is dumb. as if every anon with a broken english is pakichan lol. first of all if yall could recognize and identify social clues you wouldn't be autistic and wouldn't be on a imageboard.

No. 1448990

>>1448927
>be fucking fr nona. he is far from cute, respect yourself.
i mean the picture not the goblino

No. 1448992

>>1448961
with the amount of concentrated autism i expected less unique users

No. 1448993

>>1448939
I'm pretty much a de/g/enerate who prefers the unconventional men and nerds threads and it is still nearly impossible to find someone I find cute here in huehue. The type of men who get shilled as attractive make my skin crawl, if I had to name good looking famous men, I'd be able to say Chay Suede and that's it, nothing else comes to mind, even then I don't like his tattoos and he looked better a bit thinner. They are all so worthless.

No. 1448994

I honestly think lolcow has more then 100-200 active users. Like Kiwifarms has like 1k logged in users and 2k guests. We are poppin

No. 1448995

>>1448990
>goblino
That's a pigeon, you racist.

No. 1448996

>>1447473
Enjoy your mouth cancer then lol

No. 1449001

>>1448967
I think you forgot you have an adblocker, dummy dum dum. it does shows up on the desktop version.

No. 1449003

>>1449001
Nta but even on incognito it does not show up.

No. 1449004

>>1448948
I am not, so I guess there are 3 us kek

No. 1449009

>>1448996
nta but oh my god I just looked this up and it's just like cervical cancer where you get HPV and then you get oral/throat cancer.
PSA: get your men tested for HPV, nonas.

No. 1449010

My name has a unique spelling, and I'm always amazed when people manage to throw in letters that are definitely not there when trying to pronounce. There's one name that consistently gets mistaken with mine and it's like what the fuck.

No. 1449011

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>>1449003
sounds like a you problem but we're all dumb here so don't worry about it

No. 1449013

File: 1671238050715.jpeg (444.71 KB, 564x796, 5D70B067-B994-4DB3-949E-ADE326…)

I love him so much… every time I read him I feel like that gif of an anime girl rolling over on her bed kicking her legs and giggling except instead of clutching her phone she’s clutching a well-read copy of the sickness unto death… his prose is just so beautiful…

No. 1449014

>>1449011
I thought you meant the "users on right now" thing.

No. 1449017

>>1449010
same here but with my surname, maybe people just fill in the most similar familiar name and it's like let's say I say Schwarzenegger and they go "Oh yes, Smith!" like how the hell even

No. 1449020

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>>1448983
she disappeared after she said that she was above average on the european beauty standards (she is delusional) and practically instagram model tier on the vent thread and anons started to make fun of her. I guess she can stand being called delusional, narcissist, insufferable but ugly/average? too much for her to endure

No. 1449023

>>1449009
I've always wondered, if a guy has hpv in his penis, does he also have it on his mouth? Bc I read you can also catch hpv from deep kissing. I don't get it

No. 1449029

>>1448840
Zucchini?

No. 1449030

>>1449023
I don't think so, HPV is genital warts so it should be a local infection

No. 1449036

>>1449020
just checked her twitch she’s streaming rn

No. 1449037

>>1449020
If she's a narc then I can totally see how being called average or even ugly would do serious damage to her sick narc brain and ego

No. 1449038

>>1449036
What? She has a Twitch?

No. 1449039

>>1449038
yeah it’s kafkaesqueroach

No. 1449041

File: 1671238968453.png (171.56 KB, 1444x840, Screenshot 2022-12-16 at 4.52.…)

>>1449023
Genital HPV doesn't mean oral HPV but over 10% of men have it in their mouth so yeah you could get it from kissing. HPV can come and go with no symptoms if you have a healthy immune system but nonetheless sometimes it causes cancer

No. 1449045

>>1449020
how old is she?

No. 1449047

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No. 1449050

>>1449047
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

No. 1449051

i bought a pink microphone because it was, somehow, cheaper than the other colors and i hate how it clashes with the rest of my pc aesthetic

No. 1449052

>>1449047
I love this lolcow AU shit nonnie, please make moar!!

No. 1449053

>>1449039
>chronic illness
>ptsd
>anime
>depression

No. 1449054

>>1449051
Your fault for not already having completely pink interior decoration.

No. 1449055

>>1449047
my lolcow account is
>nonnienotnona@lolcow.farm.net add me when this drops

No. 1449056

>>1449051
Take it apart and spray paint it

No. 1449057

>>1449045
24 i guess, she also likes to say that she dont have legs? but im watching her livestream on twitch right now and she got up and you can visible see that she have normal two legs…. maybe she is truly a schizo

No. 1449061

>>1449057
KEK when has she ever claimed to not have legs? This is rare lore to me

No. 1449062

Why is it so much harder to decide where to eat when you're getting it delivered

No. 1449063

>>1449054
pink is an inferior color. xbox monster 14yo with daddy issues green is the superior gaming set up color
>>1449056
sadly i cant, even the usb cable is pink and not even neon pink but pastel kawiwi pink. my headphones and pc case are blue too so now it looks like i have the troon colors noooo

No. 1449064

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>>1448927
I actually thought you were lying about him being choose as the most handsome since there were way better looking football players including Ney. I know there's a lot of women who simps for hideous men, but this is another level of low, he looks like a literal pigeon kek
>>1448921
It got posted on choachan cafe, I don't really know where does the original image come from, but I hope it's satirical

No. 1449065

>>1449061
idk about not having legs but she always says she’s disabled physically

No. 1449066

File: 1671239776389.jpg (34.07 KB, 440x440, Cat Punch.jpg)

>>1449063
>pink is an inferior color.
I will beat you the fuck up.

No. 1449067

>>1448927
I mean i kinda see it

No. 1449068

File: 1671239809046.jpeg (33.24 KB, 960x960, 1655779690039.jpeg)

>>1449063
Girl don't buy something you don't love just because it's cheap, you're reminding me of my own bad decisions I hate that

No. 1449070

>>1449065
She has chronic illness in her stream tags so she probably means chronic pain/fibro

No. 1449071

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>>1449068
you dont get it nonnie it was 1 dollar less than the black one that could have looked good with anything!!!!!

No. 1449072

>>1449061
i dont really remember which thread was but i swear last year Christmas she was sperging about how he life is so miserable and someone asked her why she dont get a job and she had the nerve to say that not enough she is disabled she also don't have legs.

No. 1449073

>>1449057
still thinking about her "i cannot even afford a banana" spiel lmao

No. 1449074

>>1449073
tbf bananas are pretty expensive this time of year

No. 1449075

>>1449039
If that's actually her, jfc she looks demented as hell

No. 1449077

>>1449075
>>1449074
I feel so bad she's going on to these people watching (us) about everyone thinking she's insane, but by 'everyone' I think she just means lolcor.org.

No. 1449078

>>1449074
if she cant afford a banana how can she afford internet? i think she actually dramatize her life so people here can pity her but she is so narcissist is impossible to feel empathy for her situation

No. 1449079

>>1449039
it hurts to watch her stream, she looks so neglected. is someone taking care of her or does she live alone?

No. 1449080

>>1449078
who is she exactly? sorry i'm delayed, Paki anon or the ramenchan?

No. 1449081

>>1449020
ngl i think shes really cute

No. 1449082

>>1449013
me except im bawling and reading cioran

No. 1449083

>>1449081
Same. Looking at the stream, she really needs to just brush her hair and bathe once in a while.

No. 1449084

>>1449083
she is trying to comb her hair rn, but its too matted

No. 1449085

>>1449081
>>1449083
Do you really think she is above average in Europe? wtf

No. 1449086


No. 1449087

>>1449085
she’s not above average but she’s cute

No. 1449088

>>1449074
To you maybe

No. 1449089

>>1449020
She looks like the slow less attractive girl that follows the hot blonde girl around to make the blonde look better in teen movies

No. 1449090

>>1449085
everytime she is posted here some weirdly obsessed anon says that she actually "cute" and we are jealous of her. i think its obvious who this specific anon is.

No. 1449092

>>1449090
Nobody mentioned jealousy we just said she's not ugly kek

No. 1449093

>>1448986
Yeah I got called pakichan once for saying I don't like rap music lol, some of the nonas are so trigger happy to clock pakichan they've got blinders on

No. 1449094

If i had a micro like hers i would record and post music videos

No. 1449095

The weirdo in her chat trying to therapize and pathologize her kek, yeah I'm sure she's considered getting hobbies before

No. 1449096

>>1449083
Honestly i dig the messy hair, it's kinda like teased siouxsie sioux vibes almost, it's endearing i dunno

No. 1449097

>>1449092
She is ugly asf. She looks like a rat

No. 1449098

>>1449097
Come on, at least give her points for the cute schizo doodles on the wall

No. 1449099

>>1449097
why you getting so mad some nonnoes think she's cute

No. 1449100

>>1449096
Yeah i like it too, it has personality

No. 1449102

>>1449099
im from portugal. yall saying that she is above average in europe makes me personally offended

No. 1449103

>>1449099
It's like Nonnas who think the retarded skele unicorn chick is cute

No. 1449104

>>1449095
i’m just enjoying talking to her lol and i feel bad because she seems really far gone and i’ve been there. sometimes it’s just nice for people like that to have someone engage with them a bit. you wouldn’t get it because youre probably not mentally ill

No. 1449105

>>1449102
i hate portuguese men they're all manwhores i hope you agree dear portu nonnie

No. 1449106

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No. 1449108

>>1449104
i agree, she reminds me of myself when im further down a schizo spiral and i just want to support her somehow

No. 1449109

>>1449102
i didn't say that tho?

No. 1449110

>>1449100
she almost gives me bjork vibes, in a good way

No. 1449111

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No. 1449112

>>1449105
portugal men are manwhores french men are manwhores DANISH men are manwhores good luck trying to find pure moids on europe anon
>>1449104
imagine flexing that you are mentally ill

No. 1449113

>>1449112
i’m not flexing retard it’s just that you don’t have the same experience as mentally i’ll people so you won’t get it. it’s not a flex it’s a fact you low iq cunt

No. 1449114

>>1449112
not everything has to be interpreted as a "flex," myopic nonnie

No. 1449115

File: 1671241376300.png (345.33 KB, 578x437, jhjgfrderfghjkljhgf.png)

This is what above average ~european~ beauty looks like nonas, feel free to take notes

No. 1449118

She needs to set up donation goals, like 5 dollars- brush 100 strands of hair
10 dollars- stop touching face
20 dollars- wash face
30 dollars- take a shower
40 dollars- eat another plate of meat
50 dollars- 20 minute power nap

No. 1449119

>>1449111
The ninth grade edgy kid art on her room KEKK

No. 1449120

>>1449115
that background goes hard tho

No. 1449121

>>1449115
yeah and by posting something as insecure and salty as this you're kind of implying that you're even uglier…

No. 1449122

>>1449111
nah she's just ugly
not even above average
nonnas who think otherwise are either ugly or think she's ugly cute like a pug

No. 1449123

>>1449115
>random hehe silly face clip
>shes not even ugly in it

No. 1449124

>>1449118
lol why not send her that idea

No. 1449125

>>1449118
100 euros - kill herself

No. 1449127

>>1449121
Lol I'm not salty I think it's funny

No. 1449128

idk how you can watch this stream and not feel awful she’s clearly very very mentally ill.

No. 1449130

>>1449115
imagine traveling to europe for a new school and when you gets there everyone starts saying "ohhh you need to see this girl from romania she is so pretty, the most beautiful girl i ever seen" and when you get to see her she is like this.

No. 1449131

>>1449128
thats why im acting as the pakichan defense force out here tonight

No. 1449133

>>1449128
You can't take anything she says at face value. She claims she's so poor but has a decent quality microphone. Who knows what else she says is bullshit, she's probably just a neet who doesn't want to do anything to help herself get out of her situation.

No. 1449134

>>1449130
why would you even imagine a scenario like this

No. 1449136

>>1449133
it doesn’t really matter what her real situation is she’s clearly in the trenches and not getting out anytime soon

No. 1449137

>>1449131
what I thought the streamer was Romanianon

No. 1449139

>>1449133
that mic sounds crispy as hell, actual poorfags couldn't afford that

No. 1449140

>>1449134
because everyone on here is a gay failed normie

No. 1449141

what does she even talk about in the stream, I'm not clicking that shit
>>1449131
>>1449137
it's romanianon. pakichan looks different going by her hand photo

No. 1449142

>>1449134
uh yeah whoever we're talking about, i'm drunk, she seems chill

No. 1449144

who else here has calluses on their right hand from shitposting too much

No. 1449145

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>>1449133
She obviously trying to make people feel bad for her with these "i dont have legs, i cant afford a single banana" idk why some nonnies cant get it

No. 1449147

>>1449140
Everyone except you?

No. 1449148

>>1449147
im special

No. 1449149

>>1449141
She's talking about how she has no friends and nobody likes her, and she can't share her opinions because everyone is mean to her. People like you.

No. 1449151

>>1449141
It's just her complaining about how everyone is mean to her and the internet lies about her and how poor she is. And then it alternates between her saying how much smarter she is than most people and understands stuff like politics better than most people and she's so interesting and socialized. Then two seconds later she says her self esteem is so low and she can't make friends because she's argumentative and picks fights with people.

>>1449149
No one forced her to post here and continuously namefag her posts

No. 1449152

>>1449149
Are you new here? She was insufferable on the vent thread. I'm glad she doesn't post as often as she used to.

No. 1449153

>>1449152
No I just thought to add the last sentence to troll just a little.

No. 1449154

lolcow is the wrong place to talk about her tbh she needs to be sectioned

No. 1449156

>>1449020
she is not hideous ugly but definitely not above average.

No. 1449158

>>1449115
why is people defending her? she puts down other women looks, i dont care if shes ''le schizo mento ill woman'' she's an attention whore and she's willingly putting herself on the internet. even without her rat nest of a hair she will continue to be ugly, she has gimpgirl level of delusions.

No. 1449159


No. 1449160

>>1449154
Lol her view count fluctuating because people need to reload her potato of a stream

No. 1449162

>>1449158
I think she would be considered average on USA because she is not a whale but she would be considered ugly by portuguese or europe standards.
Anyway, does anyone know if pakichan already did a face reveal? i heard that she posted a photo with her brother but idk

No. 1449163

>>1449158
that and constantly threatening to kill others, writing Elliott Roger-tier manifestos, reeeeing about "whores" in her earlier posts, and doesn't even like the anons who tried being nice to her

No. 1449164

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this is fun it’s like movie night lolcow edition

No. 1449165

>>1449164
i cant wait to see her on the paris fashion week! my favorite european supermodel

No. 1449166

>>1449162
Pakichan posted her and her brother's hand in the fujo cringe thread.

No. 1449167

>>1449166
but has she ever done a face reveal here? I remember that she already posted her grandmother

No. 1449168

i miss finnanon…

No. 1449169

File: 1671242952133.png (119.83 KB, 500x375, 1669163486837.png)

>>1449163
she's too old to larp as a mentally ill schizo edgy weeaboo. She just looks like a meth addict single mom streaming from her neglected daughter room, swho's going to murder her in her sleep one of these days.

No. 1449170

>>1449125
Instant twitch millionaire

No. 1449171

>>1449169
true the ted k thing is so last season. she’s not schizo tho there’s something else going on in that noggin

No. 1449172

>>1449169
how do you age out of the mentally ill schizo edgy weeaboo cohort lmfao

No. 1449173

>>1449169
>going to murder her in her sleep one of these days
tbh romanianon looks like the type of mother that would kill her daughter first because she thinks her daughter flirted with her nigel

No. 1449174

>>1449168
i dont really remember her

No. 1449175

>>1449154
I think lolcow is the right place its just that this is the wrong board

No. 1449176

>>1449172
you turn 16 and delete your deviantart account

No. 1449178

>>1449176
Like a right of passage.

No. 1449179

>>1449176
i mean you should but i've seen people get trapped in that phase terminally so many times

No. 1449180

>>1449169
who else to include in the lolcow home grown cow squad?
Romanianon
Pakichan
Blaine the tranny

No. 1449181

>>1449162
>portuguese
>or european
Lmao

No. 1449183

>>1449181
american hands must have typed it
to them portugese just = brazil

No. 1449184

>>1449180
I would make a Blaine thread but it would make him happy

No. 1449185

>>1449180
discard the troon he's not a lolcow and doesnt deserve to be paired with the queens

No. 1449188

>>1449181
portuguese OR european i mean that they are the same. if i posted portuguese AND european it would mean different things. Besides that not everyone have english as first language.

No. 1449189


No. 1449190

best poster was the girl who made a diy dildo

No. 1449191

>>1449183
Portugal is in north africa and was colonized by Brazil.

No. 1449192


No. 1449193

>>1449191
they live in tents and ride camels

No. 1449194

>>1449191
I thought it was an island in the Arctic Circle?

No. 1449195

>>1449191
i said portugal or europe because portugal is on europe. you have no
comprehension skills sua burra do caralho

No. 1449198

All this Portugal that i reminding me the fact that I hate portuguese men hope they all mass kermit

No. 1449202

>>1449198
yeah nonny much better to date a danish man and get a list of stds

No. 1449203

speaking of portugal have you guys seen that ronaldo ad for shoppee

No. 1449205

Do you guys like Portugal. The Man?

No. 1449206

>>1449202
ah yes the two countries where men exist- denmark and portugal

No. 1449207

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No. 1449208

>>1449195
usually when you say "or" like that it means the two things being compared do not overlap, maybe in the future just say portuguese/european

No. 1449209

>>1449206
don't forget pakistan

No. 1449213

>>1449202
i don't care about other European men they all can die

No. 1449217

>>1449203
yes and i hate him. he is the pinnacle of the narcissist soccer player moid. paris hilton was right when she said he is to gay for her.
>>1449205
idk what this is
>>1449208
maybe its because im esl and english is weird but in portuguese AND = e means like addiction/something different and OR = ou means the same thing. besides that, chill nonnies, i know that portugal is on europe.
>>1449213
as if there is a country where moids are good people kekk non europeans ones are just as bad as the europeans. the difference is that here there are more blonde cuties.

No. 1449222

Why's the UK an island

No. 1449223

>>1449217
yeah that's an esl thing, it's not even technically wrong but seeing "or" used between two things makes them seem separate. but whatever

No. 1449225

actually writing Portugal AND Europe also makes them seem separate lol
English

No. 1449226

>>1449217
As if I'd miss a chance to laugh at portugal

No. 1449227

>>1449222
iIt broke up with france and moved away.

No. 1449228

>>1449227
FRUK shippers cry.

No. 1449232

>>1449227
Why doesn't UK just break up with Ireland? Why does it have to keep things complicated?

No. 1449234

>>1449232
Ireland is an orbiter and UK is the abusive bpdfag

No. 1449235

>>1449225
Just say yoorup. as a whole.

No. 1449237

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>>1449225
right? The truth is just like this anon >>1449226 they wish they had this type of native food that is delicious and healthy instead of hamburger and meat and they are coping by making fun of my broken english. if portugal had been more ambitious and colonized the north of america yall would be probably speaking portuguese right now.

No. 1449240

File: 1671245414995.png (34.3 KB, 374x141, Capture.PNG)

petition to get this taken out of rotation- Sign here-
>nonnie 1

No. 1449241

portuguese anon what’s it like living there? is the economy awful? are the moids sexy? how many british tourists have you murdered?

No. 1449243

>>1449240
i sign

No. 1449245

did you know that french men are so fucked that some came to my father's funeral (in the USA, though he travelled to france a lot and was well-liked there) and hit on my sister afterwards (they were all married)
this is what really blackpilled me on moids i have to say

No. 1449250

>>1449237
>just like this anon >>1449226
I'm huehueing at you

No. 1449251

>>1449245
My last, definitive blackpill was my uncle hitting on me a few weeks after my mother died (he's still married too). I never went to my aunt's house again.

No. 1449254

>>1449251
ugh that's disgusting, sorry you had to deal with such degeneracy nona

No. 1449255

>>1449240
Agreed. Plus the racist Pixyteri one

No. 1449256

I just remembered how azealia and grimes were supposed to collab and i'm so pissed we never got that music.

No. 1449258

File: 1671245887858.gif (64.41 KB, 400x322, 155.gif)

>>1449237
>dislikes burgers
>uses yall
yeehaw looks like you're one of us now partner

No. 1449259

Why can't men control their sneezes, they literally scream it, like calm down it's a fucking achoo noise why are you shouting

No. 1449260

>>1449240
please

No. 1449261

>>1449259
I HATE THIS
it always makes me jump 10 feet into the air because a man screaming terrifies me

No. 1449262

>>1449260
agreed

No. 1449266

>>1449240
THIS IS THE WORST ONE. please!

No. 1449268

>>1449266
WHO AND WHAT IS IT? SHAYNA? WE HAVE TO HIDE ACTUAL SHIT LIKE THIS BUT THEN IT LOADS AT THE TOP OF THE PAGE. iS THIS EVEN AN IMPORTANT COW? WHATS SO FUNNY ABOUT IT?

No. 1449271

>>1449240
Ngl, I think anons who complain about banners are pretty dumb. Just refresh the page.

No. 1449272

>>1449240
just block the image in ublock origin

No. 1449273

>>1449241
>how many british tourists have you murdered
i dont think tourists are treated bad by locals here, not as much as the french natives treat yall. If you are british you will probably be treated well (idk about the whole portuguese population opinion but i like the british accent on english) or ignored.
>is the economy awful?
sincerely, yes. the big cities are infested with tourists from non european countries like Brazil/Moçambique that work at the lowest jobs like cleaners or something like that and the native portugueses who are smart and capable go to other europeans countries like germany because there are more specific jobs opportunities there. (I dont judge them btw)
>are the moids sexy?
there are some pretty moids (mostly the young ones ofc) but they are no different from asian/arab/black moids about the sexist things. That anon >>1449198 is delusional to think that they are the worst ones, in my opinion the worst type of men i ever meet was the turkey ones.
>>1449250
ok now go back to cleaning my bathroom peasant
>>1449258
american that dislikes burguers? tf
>>1449240
signed. hideous.

No. 1449274

>>1449271
It's not dumb just an complaint, I can deal with it but it's annoying to me

No. 1449276

>>1447944
same reason kpop boys make male lurkers seethe and screech "pedo". They want to leave all the cute guys to gay men.

No. 1449279

>>1449273
I'm flying into Lisbon in a month, where should I go what should I do?? I'm on vacation and I don't speak Portuguese I just wanted to see some of the world

No. 1449282

>>1449273
I was kidding about the british thing, it’s a joke here in england that everyone hates british tourists because a lot of them are loud, obnoxious, violent, chavvy etc. Expevted that Portugal has a brain drain, most southern euro countries do now I think I meet a lot of Italian and Spanish people who work here because of lack of opportunities in their countries. I’d like to go to Portugal one day it seems beautiful and I love pastel de nata lol. I’m from a med country myself but I have been in Britain most of my life I miss the sun and fun lol

No. 1449284

Portu nonnie, what are some things you hate about scrotes on your country?

No. 1449286

>>1449268
i might be wrong but i think it's pumpy from the camwhore thread

No. 1449292

>>1449286
no it’s mystery.jpg

No. 1449299

File: 1671247847028.jpeg (63.69 KB, 574x460, 89753.jpeg)

>>1449273
>american that dislikes burguers? tf
no i was saying you disliked burgers, but still used 'yall' anyway forget it it's a dumb joke lol. but i will read this post in country accent regardless

No. 1449305

File: 1671248077591.png (141.6 KB, 576x338, who-read files-name.png)

We throw "newfag" too easily on this site and never call out olfags but i KNOW this nonnie saw /w/ being created

No. 1449314


No. 1449315

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No. 1449318

>>1449305
is it the all caps? i'm old and am often tempted to use all caps like this but don't because i think it outs me as an oldie. it's a holdover from the early 2k "OMGWTFBBQ!!!1!1" days.

No. 1449321

File: 1671249508494.jpg (64.66 KB, 959x861, sdsad.jpg)

>>1449279
im not from lisboa but i have been there several times with my family and it is really nice. they have a whole vibe. i feel like its essential to enter on these small portuguese trains called eletricos. they are really cute and the train go through the heart of lisboa so you will see the architecture/restaurants and etc. and i really suggest you to taste the bakery food especially the "pastel de nata" like this one >>1449237 . they look salty but they actually sweet tastes really good! Besides that i think the wikitravel and airbnb has travel guides that could help you more than me. And nonny, are you travelling alone? Like i said before, mostly of the portuguese people are nice or indifferent but the big cities are infested with leeching non europeans people that will probably take advantage of you if you look like a victim. Please be safe! Dont go to isolate places and be aware of your surroudings!
>>1449282
> it’s a joke here in england that everyone hates british tourists
kek but certainly not the truth! the only country i ever heard people talking bad about the tourists are brazil, asian ones and usa.
>I’d like to go to Portugal one day it seems beautiful and I love pastel de nata
i like you anon, you have good taste! if you miss sun and fun i think you would like spain/ibiza more than portugal through
>>1449284
i hate moids in general. portuguese, european, terratian, ufo, all are the same but i admit that turkey/muslim ones are worse.
>>1449299
>but i will read this post in country accent regardless
like the evan peters on that dahmer show? i couldnt ever understand what he was saying, i saw the whole show with subtitles.

No. 1449323

>>1449315
what a swaggy queen

No. 1449330

If you know someone who is extremely mentally ill, just know they need to want to help themselves before they can truly get help from other people and you shouldn't waste your life stressing over and taking care of them Yes this is advice for myself

No. 1449331

File: 1671250315472.png (46.01 KB, 144x357, 1668045731596.png)

just finished playing a game with a guy i met on discord, it was really fun but i am sure my engrish made him cringe and he didnt understand 99% of what i said other than my angry gremlin noises

No. 1449332

>>1449331
I wouldn't worry about that nonnie. The most important thing is you had fun.

No. 1449333

>>1449318
i've read all of pixeilocks' threads (even the ones on snow) and it just seems very similar
>screenshot an ugly face
>all caps indeed
>not changing the files name
>mimicking her with an uwu voice

>>1449315
did you see snow white in theater ?

No. 1449335

File: 1671250499234.gif (5.51 MB, 373x498, 1660010581361.gif)

>>1449332
i obliterated him on LIFE despite him stealing my salary card several times

No. 1449337

>>1449232
u wot m8? The bulk of Ireland already isn’t in the UK because Ireland broke up with Ireland

No. 1449345

File: 1671252507382.jpeg (31.75 KB, 640x559, 1669273677296.jpeg)

I am so looking forwards Dylan's FFS, he's going to look so botched

No. 1449349

>>1449064
>It got posted on choachan cafe, I don't really know where does the original image come from, but I hope it's satirical
what thread?

No. 1449361

If you could have the scrote of your dreams(looks, personality etc)but you’d have to block all your friends and get rid of them would you do it?

No. 1449362

>>1449361
i would sell my mom and commit several domestic terrorism artacks to fuck scott the woz

No. 1449363

Whoever invented motion sensor toilet is A FUCKING RETARD. Took a big fat shit that wouldn't come down. I stood up to wipe but of course my movements caused the toilet to continually flush. I had to hurry up and quickly get out of the stall before the toilet overflowed, otherwise some poor janitor will have to clean up the mess. Thank god it was a ghost shit so I didn't need to do too much wiping.

No. 1449364

>>1449361
have no real friends so yes

No. 1449365

>>1449361
>implying i have friends

No. 1449369

>>1449361
I don't have any friends so fuck yeah, in a heartbeat

No. 1449375

>>1449362
>>1449364
>>1449365
>>1449369
Anons be saying they hate men just to turn around and admit they'd give up all of their friends fir attention of a moid. Some of you really need mental help.

No. 1449378

I'm gonna start buying knockoffs from DHgate, especially shoes. I am not big on shoes so I won't care about or notice any small differences and I won't really care if any sneakerheads notice either.

No. 1449379

>>1449375
If all men were like scott the woz we would live in an utopia

No. 1449381

>>1449375
It's a fictional dream moid, not a real person. Giving up nonexistent/mediocre friends for your imaginary husbando is pretty reasonable.

No. 1449382

>>1449375
But I don't say I hate men, just most of them. We're not a hivemind some of us have opinions that differ, that's why we're always infighting.

No. 1449383

>>1449375
And samefag but bitch I said I don't even have any friend to give up lol

No. 1449384

>>1449375
nonna i literally don't have a single friend. i haven't left the house in years and don't speak to anyone except my parents.

No. 1449385

Harder question. If you could have your ideal female friend group or the scrote of your dreams which one are you picking?

No. 1449388

>>1449385
This is gonna make some nonas seethe… but the man. But before anyone gets mad it's because good men are very rare and I know one I want but can't have. But there's way more good women than there are good men so my chances of finding a nice woman to be my friend are much higher than the chance of me finding a good man.

No. 1449390

>>1449385
the ideal female friend group no question

No. 1449391

File: 1671256481113.png (Spoiler Image,98.84 KB, 230x264, blood cloth.png)

I just had the BIGGEST blood cloth of my life birth out of my pussy (pic related). I audibly gasped and let out a WHOAAA when I saw it come out of me. I feel kinda bad throwing it away, it's like a son to me now. What magic rituals should I perform to strengthen my relationship with my moid using my beautiful uterine lining?

No. 1449393

>>1449385
Female group because lesbian kek

No. 1449396

>>1449391
A) you’re disgusting for posting this, nobody wants to see that shit

B) what is this puny scrap of a blood clot? I’ve had way bigger than that, like 5x the size. You call yourself a woman? Pathetic.

No. 1449399

File: 1671256911664.jpg (9.75 KB, 275x236, 1660879487961.jpg)

>>1449396
>disgusting
More like based and unhinged, unless you post that XXXL blooth cloth you aren't a stacy

No. 1449401

>>1449399
>>1449391
kek based. This is what I come to /ot/ for. More content like this pls

No. 1449403

>>1449396
>A) you’re disgusting for posting this, nobody wants to see that shit
It's just blood nonna, who cares? Every time there's a new MtF thread in /snow/, you see something grosser

No. 1449405

>>1449399
>>1449403
If somebody is going to post their blood clot, it better be an exceptionally massive one that invokes morbid curiosity. Or they’re wasting my goddamn time pounds fists on table

No. 1449406

>>1449391
Cook it into to pasta sauce and feed it to him to blood bound that scrote to you forever

No. 1449408

>>1449405
No no you're right anon. It was an incredibly tiny clot.

No. 1449409

File: 1671257453425.png (Spoiler Image,113.48 KB, 342x196, size.png)

>>1449408
here's a makeup brush for size reference kek

No. 1449410

At least it's not another hand post I guess

No. 1449411

>>1449405
I shoulda taken a picture of mine it was the size of a quarter and a bit thick but I threw it out.

No. 1449412

>>1449409
I've had big clots like that occasionally too, usually during a particularly heavy and painful period. Nice makeup brush btw

No. 1449413

>>1449409
Little shrimpy twig ass blood clot

No. 1449414

File: 1671258043567.gif (167.6 KB, 640x360, ugggggghhhhhhhh.gif)

>>1449391
>>1449409
>right next to objects that touch your face
Are we going to have a rate my bodily waste thread by this point? We have komaedachan talking about eating her discharge, now this.

No. 1449416

>>1449414
You know what? Komaedachan was supposed to rate all of her bodily fluids and I don't think she ever posted it.

No. 1449418

>>1449414
I use that brush to swipe off the dust off stuff dummy, I don't wear makeup, I am gnc and proud of it

No. 1449423

>>1449409
looks like a 1 week fetus. congratulations mommy!

No. 1449425

>>1449414
Don't be such a coward, anon. You should know there are billions of bacteria touching you in your mouth, face, pussy and asshole every second of every day. They often mix, too.
If you and those around you are not diseased, there is nothing to fear.

No. 1449429

File: 1671259357001.jpg (29.04 KB, 647x590, download (6).jpg)

I wanted to see that new Brendan Fraser movie, but I saw a small clip and I can tell it will make me cry. I've already cried so much lately…but I still want to see Brendan.

No. 1449432

>>1449425
What bothers me is seeing a brush for your face next to fresh period blood. It evokes the image of that blood being spread on someones face, which is disturbing.

No. 1449433

>>1449432
Anon is obviously mentally ill, hide her posts and move on. She literally thinks not wearing makeup excuses her weird ass period blood clot collecting.

No. 1449436

>>1449418
Nta but can I ask what it means to be gnc? I never really understood the term and the definitions online feel quite misogynistic to me

No. 1449444

>>1449411
I’m pretty sure one time when I first started birth control I shed my entire uterine lining in one go. It looked like a gigantic black leech in the toilet. Also I had to physically pull it out of me because it took so long to come out.

No. 1449448

File: 1671261789935.jpg (120.79 KB, 960x540, shot06.jpg)

>Why can't I hear them?
>Because you are sane!
This scene cracks me up because Billy is still willingly in the fucking bag.

No. 1449451


No. 1449459

Holy hell, why are you guys having the craziest nights when I'm taking my beauty sleep

No. 1449464

I can't remember the name of that Christmas milk drink. It's like nutmog or nutmilk or hutmog

No. 1449468

>>1449391
Throw it at a scrote who's rude to you

No. 1449469

>>1449464
Eggnog, you short bus

No. 1449471

>>1449469
Fuck you bitch, but thanks.

No. 1449496

>>1449433
>>1449432
Idk about you guys but lolcow is dying anyway and posts like these are truly the spice of life. Kudos to blood cloth anon, giving joy to us all.

No. 1449510

>>1449391
Is this komaeda-chan?
Anyway, you could eat it

No. 1449511

>>1449391
Baby clot, the tribe is disappointed

No. 1449522

>>1449115
I get we don't look our best all the time, but I don't understand streaming when you haven't brushed your hair in a week.
>>1449158
At least gimpgirl is more interesting and has a surprisingly good art style.
>>1449189
Everyone was posting random old ladies in the babushka thread and she posted her own grandma kek.

No. 1449530

Someone pls post the vid of the exploded fish tank at the hotel in Germany

No. 1449576

I just found out that the developers of the period tracking app I've been using have advertised it on r/genderqueer because it's not piiiink and friiiillyyyy but "gender neutral"!! Makes me wanna uninstall it

No. 1449665

>ugh, I ate more than I can handle
>friend (excitedly): "omg anon! Isn't that the greatest feeling?!"
…what the fuck is wrong with my friend. How can you enjoy overeating? My stomach is in pain

No. 1449666

File: 1671279688761.png (560.72 KB, 826x683, 1661028016179.png)

i am almost done finishing my set up for streaming/youtube. I am sad that i will have to stop using lolcor for a while because it generates me a(rightful) immense hatred towards the XY chromosomes and 99% of my viewers will be male and men cant take jokes.

No. 1449739

I find it hilarious that the real thing separaing men and women is yaoi

No. 1449774

>>1449666
Have fun nonie, I'm also thinking of doing youtube soon. Is it going to be your main source of income?

No. 1449798

>>1449774
>Have fun nonie, I'm also thinking of doing youtube soon.
good luck, we need more female youtubers! what kind of content would you like to make?
>Is it going to be your main source of income?
i would love to but it seems hard nowadays without having to compromise your artistic vision and viewers(that sounds so deep for someone who just want to shit on bad games)

No. 1449816

>>1449798
I want to make videos about art, a bit like what Pan Pizza does and tbh I'm hoping to make it my main source of income because I want to put a lot of creativity into it.

No. 1449877

My mom is one of those older ladies who love complimenting butch women. I'm so glad she's always been so accepting and kind. She always told me how she admired butch women for being practical. She thinks they're really stylish. Just wanted to blogpost about how much I love my mommy kek.

No. 1449880

I don't think I will like anyone in real life as much as I like my husbando, and it makes me really upset. I could have my ideal type (for a real human) but I still wouldn't love them as much as my fictional man. And I'm not even a huge husbandofag.

No. 1449887

>>1449877
I wonder if that correlates to her having a healthy self esteem. My mom is really insecure and never has a good word to say about anybody

No. 1449894

File: 1671289634089.png (3.42 MB, 1920x1006, 600EFB54-E852-43CC-ACF9-635AEE…)

Here’s a collage of things from my childhood, what do you think nonnies?

No. 1449895


No. 1449896

>>1449877
I love your mom too, she sounds nice.

No. 1449897

>>1449894
very cool and northen american

No. 1449898

>>1449894
Are you a millennial/gen z cusp too? I remember so much of this

No. 1449899

>>1449880
Understandable nonny

No. 1449903

>>1449385
Def the man of my dreams cause im too ugly for those kind of men usually

No. 1449905

>>1449898
Yes! lol ‘97

No. 1449910

>>1449894
>>1449905
now I want to make one too. I'm from 96 but recognize only vaguely recognize a couple of things from that collage.

No. 1449916

>>1449910
yeah do it

No. 1449926

File: 1671290945244.gif (23.15 KB, 205x220, tumblr_04f379edde051bdf9dcf4bd…)

>be me
>finally ask for alcohol last night
>9pm
>doesn't drink into like 11pm
>listen to Circles
>listen to This is it
>rethink life
>black out
>piss bed
>cleaning up now
>satisfied

No. 1449931

>>1449894
DOG THE BOUNTY HNUTER

No. 1449945

>>1449910
We should all do one. In fact we should have a thread for it.

No. 1449946

File: 1671291613844.jpg (30.85 KB, 392x308, 1633866975535.jpg)

>>1449385
Female group, because even though I'm straight I prefer to be around women; and I've been single/independent my whole life so at this point I don't even know if I could adjust to everyday life with another person, even if he was the man of my dreams.

No. 1449948

File: 1671291785243.png (311.62 KB, 628x568, 3h6cyz.png)

They fucking CLOSED the NLOG thread. This is a dying website and yet they are so quick to ban a fun thread, but of course the racebaiting and gore posters can thrive for hours. This is so retarded. Already complained on /meta/ but knowing mods they won't do shit.

No. 1449951

>>1449948
lol are you fucking kidding me? I believe jannies are trannies more and more every day

No. 1449952

>>1449945
There is a nostalgia thread in /m/.

No. 1449953

>>1449948
>closes thread that isn't even necessarily radfem-adjacent discussion
>posts url to hidden board for invaders to see

what the fuck are jannies doing

No. 1449954

>>1449953
Yeah, I thought it was a little odd that it would be there of all places, it seems like a better fit for /ot/, /g/ or even /snow/.

No. 1450014

Great song

No. 1450025

>>1449953
I really wanna ask about the board because I wanna be in the know. I just assume 2X.

No. 1450053

>>1449948
they also stopped opening the weekend thread

No. 1450055

>>1449409
>>1449391
you all applaud this shit but have a meltdown if I post my feet

No. 1450065

>>1450055
Your feet are stinkyyy

No. 1450089

>>1449953
I think the jannies were right and it's fine if a couple new people who were enjoying the nlog thread learn about (XX)

No. 1450090

>>1450089
but the pickme thread there is locked too, so would it even be allowed to make a new one there?

No. 1450091

>>1450089
no one uses that board

No. 1450092

File: 1671300774928.png (170.4 KB, 1276x314, Capture.PNG)

I feel like this nonnie is from the future and it makes me sad, I can see this happening tbh

No. 1450093

>>1450092
also, nonas, how does a lolcow with accounts sound? I don't know,it sounds cozy but at the same time scary.

No. 1450096

>>1450093
sounds like kiwi farms

No. 1450097

>>1450092
null allows trannies now ?

No. 1450100

>>1450097
Has he ever not allowed them?

No. 1450101

>>1450093
fuck no, I hate having to make an account for everything

No. 1450102

>>1450097
he can't stop them from joining. There's "Based troons", Known troons (who get bullied if they aren't "based" kind), Unknown troons who blend in.
Also Tranny chasers who pretend they hate all troons but only hate the ugly ones but try to call the ones they want to fuck, "They" or "she"

No. 1450112

File: 1671302030096.jpg (195.42 KB, 1229x1279, 1603582185272.jpg)

Why is Lionel Messi calling his condition a disability in public yet I can't just stay home, do nothing and collect disability bucks for the same condition?

No. 1450115

File: 1671302095500.jpg (92.18 KB, 1078x620, sty.jpg)

>>1449459
they went full pigsty in here last night, it was fun but I was up too late

No. 1450119

>>1450112
I thought he was still denying he has it?

No. 1450120

>>1450112
what condition does he have now

No. 1450121

>>1450112
He's getting paid for being a manlet?

No. 1450127

>>1450120
Lack of growth hormone so he had to take HGH injections, I don't give a fuck about football so I don't know all the details but if he's like me he must have followed the treatment everyday for years until puberty was nearly over.

>>1450121
Apparently he got trained as a kid and the coach convinced his parents of training him in exchange with paying his treatment? No idea if that's true but that seems stupid as hell to me.

No. 1450131

>>1450127
I thought you were talking about the autism rumors that have followed him around for years. They started up again lately.

No. 1450136

File: 1671302777822.jpg (94.22 KB, 1242x1369, 1642614469365.jpg)

>>1450131
You were indirectly calling me autistic then…

No. 1450140

>>1450136
An autist on lc… never

No. 1450141

File: 1671302915273.jpg (231.53 KB, 1280x720, wagiecagie.jpg)

It's weird seeing multiple anons in the past few days posting about how people in their lives are stupid for expecting them to work jobs, because they want to be comfy and live for their passion, even bitching about the people that pay for their cost of living, and as if others wouldn't want to be comfy too instead of providing for them lmao

No. 1450143

>>1450141
Expecting neets to care about the sacrifices or lives of others is unrealistic and will only end in disappointment

No. 1450146

>>1450141
let people vent shit. As a neet, I know i'm a waste of space and try to pull my weight, i'm sure they know that. The issue is some thing just because someone is a Neet that means they deserve to be treated like shit; as long as they aren't an asshole let them vent.
signed- nona

No. 1450148

>>1450141
A considerable amount also admit they live on boyfriend bux like that isnt a recipe for disaster but they're fine with it because "my nigel is special uwu", they're in for a really rude awakening and I will not feel bad for their future couch surfing selves.

No. 1450152

>>1450141
Neets who complain about their parents for existing in their own house are my personal fave.
> sure I live with my parents, they pay all the bills, the mortgage, they do the shopping, they pay for everything but.. would it kill them to be nicer to me!?
kek

No. 1450153

>>1449385
Scrote of my dreams, I don't know how to socialize with other women and I'm terrible at keeping friends, investing my time and energy into one person is enough for me (as long as the scrote of my dreams grows old with me jf he doesn't then yeah I'm fucked kek)

No. 1450157

>>1450148
>like that isnt a recipe for disaster
Men will resent you for making more money than them and they will resent you for not making enough, or any at all kek

No. 1450158

>>1450146
It'd be less baffling if they'd just went about the wagie society or not being able to cope with society, but very often they try to frame their families as the unreasonable ones for asking them to be considerate. It comes across completely tone deaf.

No. 1450159

>>1450152
Let them vent. Why are you so pressed? Parents can be abusive without letting you starve. Good for them if they don't have to work.

No. 1450161

>>1449385
look if "scrote of my dreams" means my fantasy guy aka not a guy that could ever possibly exist irl, then yeah I'd pick that kek

No. 1450162

>>1450148
in some homeless discussion on /ot/ a long time ago a nonette wrote that could never be her (homeless) because her boyfriend loved her and I was speechless… I was just lurking the thread but oof, I had to close the tab

No. 1450163

>>1449385
One good lifelong female friend would be more valuable to me. I don't want to live with someone, I tend to lose attraction or interest in sex after a couple years. Even a good scrote gets old after a while.

No. 1450166

>>1450157
It isnt about resentment neet anon, the nonna who makes more than her bf is (shockingly) not financially dependent on him which you cannot deny causes serious issues for women the moment something goes wrong in that relationship.

No. 1450167

>>1450159
nta but it's entitled as fuck, also if your parents are that abusive the least you can do is get a part time job to start earning your own money and get out of the house instead of happily taking your parents money then crying about how you don't have enough to buy your limited edition funko pops

No. 1450168

>>1450159
Anon makes a point. Some of the vents and complaints are so entitled and tone deaf you would think they were teens. Wasn't there a grown woman who called her parents abusive for letting her live in one of their houses on her own because the toilet was broken? Like you can't drive to a circle k to shit and piss in a jug for a couple days?

No. 1450169

>>1450157
The disaster isn't the tension, the disaster strikes when he kickes you out of his home and you stand there with zero funds

No. 1450171

>>1450159
I do let them vent. Every day you see it in vent and I leave them to it. But let me joke about it one time in the dumbass thread lol

No. 1450172

>>1450159
>t. NEET

No. 1450174

>>1450159
It's something that's tragic if you're 17 but only gets a "wtf are you doing" when you're 23. Anons will say they don't want to move out because then they'd need to get jobs, but isn't the alternative of living with abusive parents worse?

No. 1450175

>>1450141
NEETs are lazy and pathetic. Plenty of people can work jobs that are related to their passion.

No. 1450180

TBH this kind of shit makes me not want to vent or talk about my neet-ness on here. Feels like whatever I say or explain it, or even when I just need to vent about it, will be mocked annd picked at.

No. 1450181

>>1450174
This is how I know for a fact their parents aren't even abusive or no-where near as abusive as they make it out to be. When you are in an abusive household you will do anything to be away from them and your survival kicks in so you'll take any old shitty job and try to get out of that situation asap. Their definition of "abusive parenting" is probably their mother asking them to clean the toilet or refusing to send them any money.

No. 1450186

>>1450175
Nah. I agree most NEETS are lazy but most people don't/can't work jobs related to their passion. Most people don't want boring useless office jobs yet we need them to keep our consumer society going.

No. 1450187

>>1450181
>When you are in an abusive household you will do anything to be away from them and your survival kicks in so you'll take any old shitty job and try to get out of that situation asap
if only real life worked this way

No. 1450188

>>1450180
nonnie they’re only sperging about neets right now because some anon started venting about it in here instead of the proper thread.

No. 1450192

>>1450188
It's not even just that one anon, it got stuck in my mind because I've read a bunch of similiar posts lately on /ot/. I can only assume they're all different people because the details seem different.

No. 1450196

>>1450187
sorry to break it to you but it does work that way, if you know you're in a situation where your parents are horrible, yet you actively choose to sit and whine on lolcow about how you can't make big bucks off some sort of extremely weird specific job and how your parents are big meanies instead of trying to get out of that situation then you're just a lazy neet retard.

No. 1450197

>>1450192
what one anon? Can you point them out? Hoping it's not me, I didn't vent but mentioned being a neet hours ago

No. 1450201

>>1450181
>>1450196
People react to abuse in different ways. It doesn't mean they're lazy or retarded, but if your parents mentally or physically beat you down your entire life it doesn't exactly put you in the best spot to be a functional member of society. Just because you overcame it doesn't mean everyone else is the same.

No. 1450205

File: 1671304932654.gif (1.99 MB, 500x281, 2BB43CAF-D00E-4492-A9E2-21101E…)

I spend so much time daydreaming I feel like I’m making fan fiction about my own life. Kind of sad but whatever.

No. 1450206

>>1450196
this is a very spefic situation. I guess you are talking about those types of neets. Instead of the ones who are mentally ill, abused/physically mentally by parents.
And NO it does not work that way. If things were so easy to fix, we would'nt have a lot of retarded shit in this world

No. 1450208

>>1450197
I think it was in the last thread that an anon came over to vent here after posting in the Vent thread about her mom, and people started tearing into her here.

No. 1450213

>>1450196
damn that's kinda heartless. I'm not even a neet, I left a bad home when I was 18 and got a job and all that good stuff you think should happen but I had help. some of my siblings weren't as lucky and wound up back with my parents, temporarily homeless a few times, taken advantage of, institutionalized, jobless, etc. etc. like damn there's a whole range of human experience you can't be coming on here saying you know for a fact whose parents are abusive or some shit like that. fuck you.

No. 1450214

>>1450175
No they don't, you capitalist.

No. 1450216

>>1450214
Just because you want to sit on your ass all day while flicking your bean to yaoi porn doesn't mean everyone else wants to.

No. 1450217

>>1450216
the idea ever neet is this stereotype to you is really weird and shit I expect from smol brained moids, not nonnies

No. 1450219

>>1450213
my entire point was how you should be at least attempting to better your situation instead of wanting headpats online and expecting society to cater to your every want and need because you consider yourself "above" minimum wage work. if you tried and ended up homeless and having to move back in with your parents, it's not your fault at all of course, life is not always smooth. my comment was always towards the entitled neets who have a very comfortable lifestyle and assume that any sort of criticism towards them is "abuse" from their parents/relatives/partner.
>you can't be coming on here saying you know for a fact whose parents are abusive or some shit like that. fuck you
i can absolutely post my opinion and you don't have to start crying just because you don't agree with it kek

No. 1450227

>>1450213
NTA but I feel that's a whole different situation. Like someone exclaiming that they either get to live as an artist or else they refuse to work isn't desperate to escape.

No. 1450229

>>1450219
you're being a turd, nonita, and you're making up straw-woman neets to be mad at

No. 1450230

>>1450219
I consider everyone above minimum wage. Minimum wage is below what anyone would need to live decently around here.

No. 1450239

>>1450229
if you want to keep purposely misrepresenting my point then go ahead but the neets aren't going to gift you any limited edition funko pops for doing so. i am an ex-neet so i have plenty of stories and experiences with other neets who consider themselves above regular work and view any criticism as muh emotional abuse, just because you haven't interacted with them doesn't mean they don't exist lol

No. 1450247

all the work is making normies mental

No. 1450251

thats it getting go puff and im not sharing with anyone on lolcow.farm aka lolcow.fart

No. 1450253

>>1449111
idgaf what chronic illness you've got, BRUSH YOUR HAIR omfggg

No. 1450256

>>1450239
I'm guessing you maybe come from a higher income background than me or knew some NEETs with richer families who were spoiled. I don't know, now I"m strawneeting. The only toxic entitled one I know is a crazy person who was driven insane from child abuse so I can't even be mad at them…. we've seen some different NEETs I guess.
I still think you're a huge turd if you're the nona who said you "knew for a fact" whose parents were abusive. one comment even said if "you're in a situation where your parents are horrible" and you don't leave then that means you're just lazy, which is patently untrue and a fucked up thing to say

No. 1450257

also im looking through the banner thread, It's crazy that we still have 7 year old banners. Also, the ones with Arin's wife remind me of how I first came across lolcow.
Even though she's not talked aout at all here.

No. 1450259

I can't, every time I ask sonic totem about this guy it answers with suffering awaits and at a great price. It can't be just a coincidence.

No. 1450264

>>1450257
My main cow's milk has completely dried up too, which is a good, all things considered.

No. 1450267

>>1449111
Oh no her hair got even worse.. I hoped that she posted less here because she finally took her meds.

No. 1450268

Why do all IDM artists look like they were spawned by some British male generator AI

No. 1450270

>>1450267
I just don't get how she can have the energy to stream, but not do anything about her hair. I thought her hair was ok before, but this is legit unkempt.

No. 1450271

holy shit Samanatha Prater from the "I don't know who adam driver is" thread (which I also was in) is the same Samanatha Prater from Kiwifarms thats constantly making threads and getting shat on?

No. 1450273

File: 1671308267166.jpg (65.93 KB, 720x916, wkvar0s6gyt41.jpg)

Watching balto reminds me of how my uncle bred huskies to have his own sled dog team then he never did that so he just owned like 12 huskies for no reason

No. 1450275

i got the movies 8 mile, 8 below & snow dogs all mixed up in my head for the longest time

No. 1450283

>>1450273
I'm laughing very hard at your dumb uncle anon. Thanks for the pickme up.

No. 1450290

File: 1671309385792.jpg (57.46 KB, 577x433, 4kvfu6.jpg)

why does all the crazy shit happen when I'm not here. btw had a really nice workplace christmas party, got a snuggie from secret santa

No. 1450292

File: 1671309549291.jpg (83.76 KB, 770x770, 6b2fd821-f24a-4a69-85ce-b3977e…)

>>1450268
Autechre look so British they don't even look like actual British people but someone's bongsonas

No. 1450295

>>1450292
bongsonas kek thank you for the new word

No. 1450298

>>1450292
the one on the left looks like a stretched out martin freeman

No. 1450307

im so glad of the anonymity of this website if my post history was public i’d be a massive cow

No. 1450308

File: 1671310145809.jpg (44.68 KB, 600x268, Boards_Of_Canada_600.jpg)

>>1450268
>>1450292
Samefag, Boards of Canada too. Nice terf bangs Marcus btw

No. 1450313

File: 1671310520195.jpg (264.58 KB, 600x450, 532523626.jpg)

>>1450307
Don't you relax, I'm hacking the mainframe rn

No. 1450314

File: 1671310597852.gif (1.21 KB, 24x29, 1536977916.8136-smiley.gif)

>>1450307
Your IP is 192.168.0.1! I'm coming for your ass!

No. 1450351

Should I doordash Taco Bell, burger and cheese fries, a pizza or fried chicken?

No. 1450352

>>1450351
Samefag but I could also get a philly cheesesteak..decisions decisions.

No. 1450355

>>1450351
Get small pizza and wings

No. 1450361

File: 1671312685210.png (439.16 KB, 587x420, Capture.PNG)

>>1450322
loading the milker.exe up to the mainframe. Then I'll proceed to upload them into dianositic program 7 just in case there's some funny buiness. I will load it all onto a floppy drive, which will be transferred to a cd-rom, that I will send a link via the Lolcow servers to see if we can correctly identify this person.

No. 1450362

>>1450351
pizza and fried chicken with boss sauce

No. 1450369

>>1450361
NTA but I am very flattered that you included my Boards of Canada terf bangs post. I am very proud of it.

No. 1450377

File: 1671313538195.png (277.65 KB, 485x278, Capture.PNG)

>>1450375
Nonnie Nonnieton, from Nonnieville …interesting

No. 1450393

>>1450181
i wonder how this discussion would go if 'parents' were replaced with 'bf/husband'

No. 1450397

>>1450393
Then it would be “idc you’re stupid for relying on a man”

No. 1450400

File: 1671314896224.jpeg (455.84 KB, 1080x2490, 1671168613150362.jpeg)

Might be the wrong thread for this but holy hell idk why this made me laugh so fucking hard

No. 1450407

>>1450400
I'd eat it.

No. 1450408

>>1450400
What even happened here? Did she drop it and try to save it?

No. 1450411

>>1450408
>made beautiful cake sponges
>Homemade Butter cream
>Tries to ice cake
>it begans to crumble
>"I can fix it"
>ends up turning into a goopy mess
is what I assume, i've done this before

No. 1450433

>>1450400
if i were Mario i'd eat her out just for that

No. 1450445

>>1450433
God, same…

No. 1450446

File: 1671317293068.png (284.57 KB, 428x428, 1653186900604.png)

I got 1 tumblr mutual. nice

No. 1450457

File: 1671318035882.gif (1.17 MB, 480x366, 7HCO.gif)

>>1450446
I've got two

No. 1450458

>>1450393
The solution is the same in both cases: get the fuck out if the circumstances are shitty. So it's really not a gotcha

No. 1450466

>>1450458
A lot of women/ young people from shitholes cannot even imagine owning their own houses, actually leaving abusive situations seems like a pipe dream in those type of scenarios specially cause most shitholes sabotage women in the workface and they get employed less in favor of men

No. 1450470

>>1447561
geese are the messengers of god you heretic

No. 1450477

I don't think I'm strong enough to have a cat or a dog because I don't want to have to wipe their ass after they poop. That's literally the only thing stopping me.

No. 1450483

>>1450477
What who does that

No. 1450484

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTRVvySqv/

This would happen to most of the anons having an irl confrontation with a scrote

No. 1450489

File: 1671319762905.jpeg (36.21 KB, 480x484, no.jpeg)

>>1450484
why are there always random links ITT. and tiktok of all places

No. 1450491

>>1450483
I thought you're supposed to. I've seen pet owners talk about it.

No. 1450498

>>1450491
When it comes to dogs, there was a necessity to clean it's butt if it's a very long haired breed, but haven't heard about it with cats (sure, accidents happen, especially if it's a long haired animal, but it's not s norm, I've had to clean my cats butt twice in the five years I've had her)

No. 1450510

File: 1671320913298.jpg (47.52 KB, 600x445, unnamed.jpg)

Someone remind me to get these cookies and banana nut muffins tomorrow

No. 1450511

>>1450498
Oh, so I was worried about nothing.

No. 1450531

Is there really a baby radfem infestation from somewhere offsite or did anons just get more irritable?

No. 1450536

>>1450531
what do you mean? can you give an example

>>1450510
looking at this made my mouth water

No. 1450537

>>1450498
I had to clean cat butts but to be fair they were literally orphaned newborn kittens and someone had to do it because mommy was not there.

No. 1450544

>>1450536
Random fights breaking out, like the one in Vent. "Mature" radfems are some of the coolest posters, but anons that act like they invented hot water regarding gender relations then get snappy when told to chill out are tiresome.

No. 1450546

File: 1671322200738.gif (555.17 KB, 498x498, A2BB0977-98C2-4F2E-BE2C-300482…)

>scroll
>refresh refresh refresh
>scroll
>refresh
>catalog catalog
>scroll scroll
>refresh refre-
i need someone to takes away my phone and slap me with a pancake

No. 1450549


No. 1450550

File: 1671322649781.jpeg (226.13 KB, 726x351, 9EED226E-2F98-425B-9D87-7B8DC1…)

I cut the roof of my mouth right behind my front two teeth. I was eating some ready-made breaded chicken from the grocery store and the breaded was so hard it scraped the roof of my mouth and it bled so much and now even brushing my teeth made it bleed again. I hate life rn

No. 1450552

File: 1671322737315.jpg (30.25 KB, 564x680, 2496a7c40c45c8f6c7baf6fc3554fc…)

>watching donkey kong vid w/ husband
>he's black, im not
>video says "colored banana"
>w/o thinking say "youre my… colored banana"

No. 1450559

>>1450552
well…it made me laugh

No. 1450560

>>1450552
KEK. i’ve done this with my friends before too. why must we hurt the people we love (imagine a brocken heart emoji)

No. 1450565

>>1450552
My grandma wanted to send a pic of a cute pig statue she saw. Pic didn't attach, so her friend thought she called her a dancing pig unprompted.

No. 1450573

Been pulling out my cold weather clothes, why does going through old clothes feel so gross. There's like imaginary dust on everything and maybe a tiny bit of real dust

No. 1450575

>>1450552
What did he say?

No. 1450598

File: 1671326136865.gif (967.54 KB, 255x300, 14c430f4936c6e0f766a680664284b…)

a nona posted this and im obsessed with it. I like how i can make him move when i put my mouse over him

No. 1450602

File: 1671326215812.png (16.23 KB, 252x432, Capture.PNG)


No. 1450612

I feel so bad for the goose in OP's picture, poor thing can't probably understand it's a fake goose that isn't suffering…

No. 1450618

File: 1671326897268.png (347.85 KB, 948x1496, Screen Shot 2022-12-17 at 22.2…)


No. 1450622

File: 1671327083530.png (88.61 KB, 305x369, Yume-Nikki-yume-nikki-35244436…)

is having "f" (female) in my bio on twitter enough for people to clock me as a terf? i hope it will signal to fellow crypto terfs that i'm a terf but not tick gendies off. nobody has questioned it so far but i am literally the only person in my genshit circle online who doesn't have her pronouns displayed there kekekek

No. 1450625

File: 1671327140635.jpg (3.42 KB, 200x150, s-l200.jpg)

girls i'm not going to lie to you. i am feeling completely unhinged

No. 1450627

>>1450622
If I saw that yeah, I might think so. Because every idiot has pronouns in their profile now. Seeing "she/her" makes me question if it's a real women but F would make me think you are indeed a woman.

No. 1450629


No. 1450632

File: 1671327467486.png (483.61 KB, 496x700, dead-dove-meme.png)


No. 1450639

File: 1671327764896.gif (2.12 MB, 190x224, 111.gif)

>>1449459
>>1450625
Crazyass Shit Thread

No. 1450656

File: 1671328488142.png (370.59 KB, 634x487, 1643052904180.png)

>>1450141
i just hate it when an anon vents about obviously being depressed and people just respond ''get a job, lol waste of space, you are so lazy if you arent in the wagey cagey 24/7 like me''. There is no point to working anymore, you arent going to own a house, most of us dont want to have families and our only expenses are internet and food, so why work? . Plus, not everyone is from American and can live off a walmart paycheck. These people made me realize how fucked up the modern world is, even in a radfem, mostly leftist image board your worth is still measured in how rich you make scrotes. They can think i am a spoiled brat because i dont want to work, or i am working on my passion projects, but i dont care, i didnt ask to be born.

No. 1450658

In all my time on LC, farmers have showed me that I am, in fact, a normie.

No. 1450660

File: 1671328604143.gif (967.23 KB, 255x300, FASTER.gif)

Everyone report to the dance floor
It's your chance for a little romance or
Butt squeezin' it's the season
Just go (AH-AH-AH-AH)
It's so appeasin'

Now I'm gonna make you dance
It's your chance
Yeah boy shake that ass
Oops I mean girl
Girl, girl, girl
Girl you know you're my world
Alright now lose it
(AH-AH-AH-AH-AH)
Just lose it
(AH-AH-AH-AH-AH)
Go crazy
(AH-AH-AH-AH-AH)
Oh baby
(AH-AH)
Oh baby, baby
(AH-AH)

No. 1450667

should i make tea with milk or give up to coffe with milk

No. 1450669

>>1450656
I have a job and I'm still depressed, do they think depression goes away like that?

No. 1450672

File: 1671329316567.gif (2.83 MB, 1275x300, girls im not going to lie to y…)


No. 1450675


No. 1450678

>>1450669
i imagine they are upper middle class living in the USA and think all NEETs are american

No. 1450682

>>1450656
based post. Everything you say is just true.

No. 1450690

File: 1671330993173.jpg (52.8 KB, 640x640, justcursed on Instagram_ _cat …)

>>1450678
Everytime I read the just get a job thing I get one step closer to the sweet release of death, like, wow anon, I'm glad just getting a job in your country is a thing, it's nice that the economy is doing well over there, good for you.

No. 1450699

File: 1671331732933.png (507.67 KB, 600x851, 1656279482911.png)

>>1450690
the min wage here is 150-200 usd but an apartment in a place where you wont be shot when you step outside costs waaay over that. The taxes are also massive here, i had to work nonstop drawing furry porn for over 3 months to pay for a new monitor because my country doesnt allow you to do whatever you want with your hard earned money and i had to pay for 100% of the products value in taxes. I hate it here and i am not going to break my back to pay for pedophiles wages.

No. 1450727

shayna looks so cute with her wig hairstyle aw, damn you nonnies can’t let her win kek

No. 1450730

>>1450699
>i had to work nonstop drawing furry porn for over 3 months
how did you get these commissions?

No. 1450731

>>1450699
>i am not going to break my back to pay for pedophiles wages.
Based.

No. 1450733

>>1450730
posting on discords+furaffinity. i am not even a furfag so it was a pain in the ass.

No. 1450735

File: 1671334831496.jpg (104.09 KB, 735x1040, e693ec12756d418b9bc660299e6031…)

i haven't seen anything uncanny in a while but this expells the aroma of ball sweat

No. 1450738

>>1450735
i hate the weaboo style with a burning passion

No. 1450740

>>1450738
disneyfag hands drew that

No. 1450747

>>1450656
>even in a radfem, mostly leftist image board your worth is still measured in how rich you make scrotes.
Sorry but this is such a dumb sentence

No. 1450752

>>1450740
it has a mix of anime and disney mixed with LOL splashcard, its deeply uncanny. There are so many styles of art, dunno why (most) online artists nowdays just choose between anime, disney ot MMORPG slashcard.

No. 1450758

>>1450752
it's like it's attempting some style but it sucks so bad at it and it looks so scrotey I can't

No. 1450761

>>1450733
which discords please help a nonny out
or like, how to find them lol

No. 1450770

>>1450761
ahh sorry i left all of them, but if you search ''furry discords'' you will find plenty

No. 1450776

>>1450770
kudos and I feel so bad that you had to be subjected to this absolute torture

No. 1450779

File: 1671338278344.jpg (107.62 KB, 1280x720, 1561183545443.jpg)

>>1450776
it was (kinda) worth it, i am hoping that my next adventure is proffitable so i can finally start focusing on my passion projects

No. 1450783

I'm here from crystal.cafe (don't go there right now, it's full of Nikocado nudes) and really tired of the constant raids. This place appears to actually be moderated, which is great to see. I don't care much for lolcow gossip, but your /ot/ board seems to me like a more active, moderated version of CC. You are lucky to have actual jannies over here.

No. 1450789

File: 1671338972607.jpg (80.11 KB, 500x610, boatlaugh.jpg)

>>1450783
> You are lucky to have actual jannies over here.

No. 1450798

File: 1671339892956.webm (372.12 KB, 480x480, adorable seal.webm)

dont scroll

No. 1450804

File: 1671340486429.jpg (57.8 KB, 300x403, artworks-000447462561-nr9or7-t…)

currently watching Prisoners (2013), wondered beforehand if any of the Danofags were lusting after him in this role. didn't know he'd be playing a mentally disabled man. sorry girls.
picrel to get shit off the main page

No. 1450805

>>1450783
poor baby. raids are certainly an issue here as well but nikocado nudes, that's a different beasf.

No. 1450808

>>1450747
nta but how? everything she said is right

No. 1450816

File: 1671342197588.jpg (66.73 KB, 537x630, pain.jpg)

>>1450699
>i had to work nonstop drawing furry porn for over 3 months
…would you happen to know how someone could receive payment for doing commissions of such drawings without their real name being attached to it like with paypal or whatever?

No. 1450818

my boyfriend just sent me a pic of him smiling, sitting naked, with hips included in pic saying "male hourglass".

No. 1450822

>>1450816
i think if you have a business acc it only displays your business name

No. 1450827

File: 1671343271364.jpg (531.36 KB, 1400x1811, 1642391282445.jpg)

>be me
>sad
>look at pretty art of wizards
>no longer sad
thank you pretty art of wizards

No. 1450836

i'm only attracted to men when they're short and i'm only attracted to women when they're tall, can someone psychoanalyze me

No. 1450839

File: 1671345052372.jpg (1.62 MB, 2924x3298, 1649593151313.jpg)

i am going to take a bath finally

No. 1450844

>>1450836
You hate your parents?

No. 1450845

>>1450839
I should take a shower, thanks for the reminder

No. 1450848

File: 1671345943866.jpg (2.32 MB, 2160x2160, 1649011371980.jpg)


No. 1450849

>>1450848
booooooo, unwashed aifag

No. 1450853

Guys I think my bf is mad at me I took an extra shift yesterday at work. When I got to his he's been grumpy and not talkative. He was watching Harry Potter and HP is boring after 20 years so I said do you want to watch the kardashians because it's great TV when high and he got so angry. Said he was insulted I asked and has not spoke to me properly since. I went to bed and he slept on the sofa it's 7am. I want to go home.

No. 1450858

Would Tarzan have made a good stay-at-home husband?

No. 1450862

>>1450853
Just go home and when you get home send him a message that you don’t want to be in a relationship with a sulky, petulant teenage boy and if he doesn’t communicate like a man you’re done.

No. 1450863

>>1450853
What's wrong with him kek

No. 1450866

What the fuck is the movie Run Sweetheart Run, I was hoping for a horror movie with a badass final girl but so far it's just a mess. I'm so confused and the whole thing is just like a political piece and the main guy keeps looking in the camera, I don't even know what's going on and the final girl is just free bleeding all over the city. It feels like a continuous bad dream where you forget to put in a tampon and have to stuff kleenex in your undies cause you don't have a tampon or pad and your just nervously trying to get through the day so you can go home and put a pad on.

No. 1450873

File: 1671348640407.jpg (1.83 MB, 1639x2560, 1643207243263.jpg)

>>1450849
>ai
kys this was from a DTIYS on /ic/. it takes 5 seconds to open the image and realize it was made by a human

No. 1450879

>>1450873
Retards and people who can't draw are starting to yell "This is AI art!!!" at literally anyone with more skill than them lol

No. 1450881

>>1450805
his nudes have been spammed here too tho kek

No. 1450887

>>1450879
the images i posted are huge tho, so it literally takes 5 seconds to open it and realize it cant be ai because ai cant generate images bigger than 60kb

No. 1450893

File: 1671351291161.jpg (311.68 KB, 600x820, 5ad9ce346401cd86ecf72ff720dc36…)

who do you think will win, Argentina or Fr*nce?

No. 1450906

File: 1671352640082.png (262.03 KB, 479x761, doohinky.png)

>>1450818
does he look like this?

No. 1450909

>>1450906
is that a frank zappa bdsm doll

No. 1450912

File: 1671353231912.png (636.76 KB, 908x1157, Illustration.png)


No. 1450915

>>1450912
Looks more like Groucho Marx without the glasses.

No. 1450921

>>1450804
not a danofag but that's clearly not dano anon or is this a joke post

No. 1450924

File: 1671354333234.jpg (86.15 KB, 1200x601, EoBiX8AFACQqNSWbeeW8rZ.jpg)

>>1450921
nta but he is one of the characters of the Prisoners movie. i can understand danofags on ruby sparks but paul looked hideous on prisoners

No. 1450925

File: 1671354481879.jpg (12.23 KB, 320x320, 1648460346207.jpg)

>>1450924
he gets tortured tho

No. 1450926

File: 1671354718621.jpg (17.2 KB, 400x400, FhZN2pGX0AArgH8.jpg)

>>1450925
he gets "tortured" in there will be blood too and its even better because priest kink

No. 1450927

>>1450924
oh i thought you meant the guy in the other pic

No. 1450929

>>1450656
You're not righteous in burdening your family/wife/husband just because you call it "making the white old man rich", when they're obviously not OK with this setup and ask you to contribute. That's exactly the type of completely tone deaf shit the OP was about.

No. 1450932

File: 1671355088495.gif (1.62 MB, 250x249, doog.gif)

>>1450929
i didnt ask to be born and i get no enjoyment from life. Having children is a selfish act and they arent entitled to my suffering just so i dont ''burden them''. They should have used a condom tbh, their mistake not mine.

No. 1450933

>>1450926
*unLordes your reviewbrah

No. 1450940

File: 1671355758778.png (498.6 KB, 1023x575, welcome-to-nhk-ep-23-2.png)

>>1450932
That's very retarded. The moral questions of birth and the human conditions won't stop you from getting the Welcome to the NHK! resolution

No. 1450945

My coworker made a tranny joke and then referenced "its maaam!!" to make fun of it and it was hard to act casual. I want to go full terf but hes a gay man so idk. I like him a lot more tho now lmao

No. 1450946

I'm addicted to heavily manipulating evil moids and ruining their life. I fake dated this guy in high school and fucked him up so bad he added my husband on Facebook to sperg out apologizes and even offered money to apologize

No. 1450949

>>1450946
gib tips

No. 1450950

>>1450946
nonny where is the tutorial

No. 1450954

>>1449391
is this different from a piece of your uterine lining? I've had massive ones before, one which I legitimately thought could be a fetus, with white and purple and everything. Tempted to take a photo myself because now that I think of it, I can't tell if I've never seen it because it's uncommon or just not talked about.

No. 1450955

>>1450940
they should just let me kms then

No. 1450956

I think the stray cat i feed is getting into fights, he went from healthy but underweight to comming back without a chunk of his skin and possibly with a hurt paw

No. 1450960

>>1450933
KEK i never thought about it before but now i cant stop seeing reviewbrah
>>1450956
adopt him and dont let him leave your house!

No. 1450963

File: 1671357856047.jpg (91.37 KB, 640x797, 1660119243386.jpg)

>>1450960
i wish i could but my mom wont let me, so i just feed him. I hope he's fine and just faking, he was normal on the stairs and then he started walking weird.

No. 1450966

>>1450963
i dont want to be bad influence but my dad didnt like cats too before i adopted my girl.

No. 1450968

>>1450632
Oh this is where the whole ‘dead dove do not eat’ from fanfics comes from

No. 1450971

>>1450827
Are you wizardfucker?

No. 1450974

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>>1450966
i already tried to sneak him in and she caught me and got really mad at me, lol. I honestly have no idea how he got hurt, or if he got hurt, because so far everytime i go to my backyard(its an enclosed backyard with very big walls and surrounded by other similar backyards) he's always been there, even when i go at radom times. I am just hoping he's just faking or is just a dummy.

No. 1450978

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>>1450971
perhaps

No. 1450981

How do I get proper friends as a 31 year old? Actually I just want one. When I was younger in school, every summer break I sort of became friends with someone and we'd just by default hang out every day. We'd just text in the morning and meet in town around midday and talk shit and wander around, going home in the evening. Then out of school I had 2 besties where we'd go to ones house every weekend and spend from 9am to about 1am chilling and doing everything together. Making breakfast/lunch/dinner, watching TV, going to the supermarket, walking the dog and visiting our friends gran.

Then when I was 25ish I had a short spell like this again. My friend lived close to my work so I'd just knock on his door after work then we'd walk around the city and just experience shit together. It's the most fulfilling way to spend my time imo, but then I moved country and it's like a niche that can't be filled.

Anyway, is it even a thing for adults? I'm noticing that maybe people see it as a waste of time and seek that behavior only in a romantic partner. I just want to exist and experience life with a friend instead of relegating the friendship to a 3 hour stretch of brunch or dinner once a fortnight. I now do interesting stuff on my own after work and at the weekend, but it would be so nice to have someone platonic to share those moments with.

Do these friendships even exist as an adult? Any nonas have one?

No. 1450983

>>1450656
Idk why everyone thinks working is always more virtuous. Imagine being paid with tax or pension money of actual hard working people, so you can pretend to do something meaningful. I wish jobs that actually contribute to society or where you actually do something had living wages. Instead the most bullshit soul destroying office jobs with made up titles are practically the only ones which pay ok. I produced more of value things when I did "low skilled" jobs, but they pay jackshit.

No. 1450995

>>1450981
I see people meeting up with 3 people in a day instead of hanging out with one. Not to mention that in case of a new relationship, it's hard to get to the comfort level of just having lazy afternoons together. And yeah, for a lot of adults their romantic partner is their close friend, and everyone else they only meet to catch up on news or remember old times.

No. 1451020

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This is a real book

No. 1451030

>>1451020
why the fuck does this thing have so many writters

No. 1451033

>>1451030
I think it's a compilation of short stories

No. 1451037

>>1451020
the moid looks like a young emmanuel macron. i could have loved him.

No. 1451041

>>1451030
That's what is bothering you and not his horrible hairstyle?

No. 1451076

>>1450981
Id be your friend

No. 1451091

Fuck I need to shit but it’s too big! I get 95% of the way there then it just sits. There’s no way to make it softer now that it’s at the end and I’ve gotten up from the toilet twice because it just refuses to come out, but i really need to go so i just come back to the toilet to try again. I’ve been sitting here twisting my torso and sitting upright to get it out. I’m going to prolapse and bleed, i just know it. Ive already got near chronic haemorrhoids i don’t need constipation on top of it!

No. 1451104

>>1451091
Go get an enema sis or if you succeed without help then, get poop knife.

No. 1451107

>>1451091
Yo it was the size of my fist, it was terrible. I now have an adrenaline rush after it and will drink a fibre supplement.

No. 1451255

>>1450181
NTA but you sound like an actual teenager

No. 1451259

I hate when people (especially moids) say that 'no makeup is prettier'. I agree but they will say you look tired or sick if you don't. It happened to me at work so often I've just started wearing eyeliner out of group pressure like a retard. They don't want you to look normal they think women need to be naturally perfect when they can barely be fucked to wash their hair. Reeeee

No. 1451282

some troon i follow retweeted a post about how many industries would go out of business if women loved themselves (the post in question was about a woman getting her "too long" labia removed and she called it roast beef). girl, you're a troon… you are women who are keeping industries alive by hating their body. not to mention that she constantly cries about being ugly and unfuckable because she looks like a 50 year old dad with her receding hairline thanks to T.

No. 1451312

>>1451282
Well that's a fallacy, the fact she's a tranny doesn't invalidate her point, it's hypocritical from her but yeah she's right

No. 1451321

>>1450940
Anon is right and you know it, bringing kids to this world just so they get fucked later in life is selfish, she doesn't owe them shit for bringing her to a situation she didn't choose, they did that to themselves

No. 1451325

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No. 1451330

>>1451312
>>1451312
>tranny
>she
so disappointed right now

No. 1451334

>>1451325
>>1451330
I swear these retards are in every thread at the moment. Can you read?

No. 1451337

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>>1451334
my bad nonny, sorry

No. 1451338

>>1451334
why are you angry that we don't like calling trannies with female pronouns?

No. 1451343

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how hard is it to learn how to sew, i want to make a plushie of my husbando

No. 1451350

>>1451343
It depends on how difficult the project you're looking to sew is. The basics are pretty easy, you can learn to sew something simple like a totebag or a pencase pretty easily. More difficult projects have a learning curve.

No. 1451362

>>1451338
Calling a TiF a she is correct. Not every tranny is a TiM.

No. 1451368

>>1451338
What are you talking about? Did some of you get hit on the head very hard recently or what?

No. 1451377

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>>1451338
Ur a dumbass nonna

No. 1451381

>>1451338
she mistook with a tim lol

No. 1451442

>>1451282
nonnitas… the troon i talked about is a TIF. maybe i should have specified, but i thought
>receding hairline thanks to T
makes it clear enough that she's shooting up T and that's why she's losing hair in addition to looking bad in general. she also has that weird phallo thing where you have to squeeze a ball to inflate the frankendick kek

No. 1451452

>>1451442
Kekk it was very clear you were talking about a TIF some anons just can't read

No. 1451459

>Drank some soda water with lime and swerve
>Heart beating out of my chest when I sit down
The fuck is happening

No. 1451477

When I get my hair done next week I want curls and a little pink. I'll only go with curls though.

No. 1451478

>>1451449
i'm barely active on twitter so i'm not regularly exposed to her insanity. we're old friends from tumblr days and she used to be normal back in 2010.

>>1451452
i noticed kek

No. 1451490

Lmao jc in snow replied to a comment in his thread. He knows how to sage, but not reply. Kek imagining him checking the thread constantly makes the roasting in thread so much funnier

No. 1451541

I love android. I love it. I care, owning this phones shows some subconscious of success and an abundance of patience. I love everything about it. I love this keyboard. I love this phone. I love the interface. I care very much!!!

No. 1451543

Fugg the French, their footballmoids are ugly as fuck

No. 1451545

>>1451530
Damn i bought an iPhone after being blinded by the specs and hate how it treats me like a big dumb baby. Let’s swap phones nona!

No. 1451564

>>1451530
>>1451545
I hate my iPhone and all apple products, no fucking storage space

No. 1451575

Doesnt matter if we lose, at least Messi isnt a trannyfucker and he's actually an Argie

No. 1451584

BTFOOOOOOD FAGGUETTES YOU TRANNY FUCKERS CHEATING PIECES OF SHITTTTTTT

No. 1451586

>>1451530
Andriod is at least mod-able, don't like it's over reliance on making a google account.

No. 1451588

French players are such lying, cheating pieces of shit holy shit

No. 1451589

File: 1671384978301.png (1.55 MB, 1334x750, F65CBFB5-D397-4722-BD08-758E77…)

I’ve had some fun on lolcow but it’s the place that exposed me to eating disorder shit and I wonder what my life would be like if that had never happened.

No. 1451591

>>1451586
How do you do that?Or what terms should I search for to find that info? I have an android and hate constantly having to be logged in my google acc

No. 1451593

>>1451584
Girl only Mbappé is a public tranny fucker. And France is catching up.

No. 1451596

>>1451593
He's literally the only one who's scoring without him you are nothing. You should be ashamed that your team depends only on a trannyfucker.

No. 1451597

>>1451596
And scoring from penalty at that

No. 1451600

>>1451596
>>1451597
I don't really care about this tranny loving kid, I just need to know the outcome to look like a normie in front of my coworkers tomorrow.

No. 1451602

File: 1671385727569.gif (2.91 MB, 275x275, 1670620471036.gif)

>>1451597
Holy crap i am so anxious i normally dont care about football but the French team is so fucking scummy

No. 1451607

>>1451545
I have to use an iPad at work and I keep messing things up, am I too poorbrained to use it?

No. 1451608

Can you guys stop talking about basketball?

No. 1451609

>>1451602
I love and hate this gif so much kek

No. 1451610

>>1451609
Its literally me rn

No. 1451611

WE WOOOOOOON FAGGUETTES BTFOED GO BACK TO YOUR HOME TO FUCK YOUR TRANNY MBAPPE

No. 1451612

The better team won!

No. 1451614

this song is so good you have no idea

No. 1451615

The boludos won, but at least the gringos lost.

No. 1451620

>>1451615
Why is your team full of sluts? They're all undressing.

No. 1451622

File: 1671386495465.gif (1.55 MB, 498x420, 1666456253482.gif)

Messi's goblin smile make me so happy, he deserves it. Thank you Messi, my beloved.

No. 1451628

>>1451602
I didn't even follow half the cup but I was ready to throw my glass if it wasn't a win for team manlet.

No. 1451634

The camera just showed Macron comforting Mbappe. I'll vomit.

No. 1451638

>>1451634
Lmao i keked when the other guy(literally who????) Completly missed the arch

No. 1451640

File: 1671387118821.gif (1.37 MB, 320x240, _uVaUb.gif)

I saved this gif for when Argentina lost. Now they're simply dancing on my tears.

No. 1451642

>>1451640
Domadisima nonnie
Tl: tamed nonnie

No. 1451644


No. 1451650

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How will frenchoids ever recover

No. 1451654

File: 1671387541631.gif (2.76 MB, 500x500, camila-brugnoli-carpincho.gif)

Argentina won because they have the power of capys on their side

No. 1451655

I hate when the page freezes after I leave to update the new posts and it's some bullshit. One time a shay thread has frozen up on me for like 2 mintues with 50 replies. It was a infighting and a drop of milk

No. 1451660

>>1451650
MESSI MESSI MESSI GOD EMPEROR OF MANLETS

No. 1451662

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>me when nonnies won’t shut the fuck up about their gay ass sports

No. 1451666

>France won when I was watching the whole final in 2018 at a bar
>France lost when I was chilling at home after missing the first half of the final now
Mbappé please pay your Kabyle sister to watch all your matches and bring you good luck and good vibes next times, I really need the money.

>>1451628
Aren't they all manlets? Or are Argentinians the smallest manlets of them all?

No. 1451667

>>1451659
is the tif going to be lumpy and ugly?

No. 1451668

>>1451662
Agree but still reporting you for violence

No. 1451669

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No. 1451670

>>1451667
No she has fake etch abs, a lip lift and fake beard.

No. 1451673

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i want a giant toblerone

No. 1451677

>>1451666
Messi is very manlet in particular.

No. 1451679

I miss making layouts on my myspace business page (for layouts and banners lmao). I miss the animated cursor. Also one time i designed a div layout for Breathe Carolina and I lied about my age because i wanted to be taken seriously (as a LAYOUT designer kek, age 13), and they mailed me passes to a show for a music video and i didnt go because most IMPORTANTLY the music SUCKED and also i was a child
kekekkekekekekekekekekek

No. 1451680

Hahahaha the French all looking pissed off lmao

No. 1451681

Mbappe is such a sore loser, how pathetic. He's going to tell his tranny to dress as Messi and hatefuck him.

No. 1451683

>>1451677
He's a very tall gnome

No. 1451685

>>1451666
The team average height was like 20 cm between the two teams. It looked like a match between preschoolers and college kids

No. 1451687

mbappe looks like he's going to kill himself, goodbyeeee

No. 1451689

File: 1671388647428.gif (1.5 MB, 498x274, dick-in-a-box.gif)

>>1451020
I don't believe you

No. 1451690

>>1451681
I wondered what things Macron whispered in his ears

No. 1451691

I’m a bong and I am so glad the frogs didn’t win weeee

No. 1451693

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Staceys use the Twilight branded hair straightener and that’s a fact

No. 1451694

>>1451677
>>1451683
Thank god I'm a woman with growth hormone deficiency and not a guy because people can't joke like this with me anymore kek.

No. 1451696

>>1451690
Probably to not chimp out. The french team was so pathetic during the match, straight up hurting Messi and faking getting hurt with their The Room tier acting skills, and getting inside the arch. My manlet rightfully won, and i am very proud.

No. 1451697

>>1451687
Don't worry his twink boyfriend will let him cry on his shoulder in private.

No. 1451704

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>>1451697
>twink
Not even a cute twink but a straight up TROON

No. 1451705

>>1451696
I wish he would. It'd be funny.

No. 1451706

I wish i was the world cup i want to get kissed by cute fit guys nonnies

No. 1451709

>>1451706
Shave your head and paint it gold for the next time

No. 1451710

>>1451704
Yeah, so a twink in a dress and probably with a stink ditch. I'm actually looking him up right now because I heard about this a long time go and forgot his face.

No. 1451711

>>1451706
>cute
>argie players

No. 1451725

>>1451711
Football players have the best bodies next to swimmer, and honestly it makes up for their okay faces. I like Messi's and Dibu's cryptid faces.

No. 1451734

I'm seeing that Mbappe's bf is an Algerian anorexic twink. Why are Algerian gays so fucking skinny? Eat, motherfucker!

No. 1451735

File: 1671390132957.jpeg (54.67 KB, 800x600, 32AB4766-B9B8-44C8-8093-4F58CB…)

Messi is /ourguy/
>autistic
>manlet
>retarded smile
>fujo-pandering career
i love him…

No. 1451736

>>1451734
they have the worst cous cous in north africa you can’t blame them

No. 1451737

>>1451735
Does anyone have wembs? I like his autism moments

No. 1451739

Isn't mbappe girlfriend a woman and the Trans rumors were fake??? Has it been confirmed? Wanna bully this scrote for being gay if true

No. 1451740

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Found some old posts of mine where I was defending trannies hardcore. Wish I could tell my old self "You will be a TERF in less than 2 years" lol

No. 1451742

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this picture of a bird's treasuretrash nest is making me so happy

No. 1451744

like can you believe a bird did that? it's so good at organizing oh my god

No. 1451746

>>1451744
Was it a crow? They have the intelligence of human 7yos

No. 1451749

>>1451742
isn't it sad as fuck though?

No. 1451750

>>1451742
It's so organized.

No. 1451752

>>1451740
Glad I never really had a libfem to radfem transition and was always pretty skeptical and critical of trannys weird behaviors, what kind of stuff were you discussing in the post? Was it the female/malebrain nonsense?

No. 1451753

>>1451742
Animals are pretty smart, humans who insist otherwise are just coping hard

No. 1451755

>>1451742
Anon you got goblins hate to tell you

No. 1451756

>>1451740
There's a old post of me defending troons in shayna threads of all places kek

No. 1451762

>>1451739
It's all rumors apparently, he's being lovey dovey with an Algerian anorexic guy called Ines Rau but I haven't seen actual confirmation that they're dating.

No. 1451765

>>1451762
Okay, lolcow fingers retracted. Back to not caring about basketball

No. 1451766

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>>1451737
nope but if anyone does please post!

No. 1451769

>>1451762
He's fucking him nonna dont be naive, no man is just "lovey dovey" with a troon without fucking him

No. 1451770

>>1451736
No, you're right, that's understandable actually.

>>1451765
I say that but I'm still looking for more info. I want to make fun of my gay Kabyle little brother too.

No. 1451771

>>1451746
it's a bowerbird

No. 1451773

>>1451766
He's so cute, i want an awkward football player bf so bad

No. 1451776

>>1451771
If I were a bird I'd marry him on the spot.

No. 1451777

>>1451749
the trash part? yeah kinda. at least the bird is getting some use out of it.
Improvise. Adapt. Overcome.

No. 1451778

I found out I can use AI to check if my answers are correct on my online exam. I just paste the question, it chooses the right answer, explains what the question was about, why are some answers correct and the other are not. It messes up sometimes (but I think it’s more likely the fault of badly asked questions where multiple choices could be correct) so I check when unsure but it’s almost always correct and it even gives me the context so I learn from it.
Just this morning I used chatbot AI to write me a few nice paragraphs I needed to fill my Erasmus application. It was just something I needed to bullshit through because I already succeeded in the interview and I’m 100% going. It bullshitted so beautifully, as an ESL I couldn’t even write it that well myself. Of course you have to use the chatbot with caution and revise what it says a bit but it saves me around 60% of the time. Hard recommend for boring shit like this.

No. 1451780

>>1451776
right?? I was thinking I'm bout to marry a damn bird

No. 1451783

>>1451778
What AI?

No. 1451784

>>1451778
Oh my god please tell me what AI. I need to bullshit something about myself and my motivations for something uni related so I could desperately use it.

No. 1451786

>>1451783
I just use chatbot, openAI.
chat.openAI.com

No. 1451790

>>1451784
Like I said >>1451786
You can make it’s answer a bit more specific if you say how many paragraphs, to shorten it if it’s too long or to use some different words and so on. Sometimes it looks over some instructions so you need to ask it again (for example “this but shorter” or “this but emphasise how I’m gonna be of use” and so on).

No. 1451794

>>1448908
Why do some of the AI's actually give better and seemingly well thought out responses than many real people while chatting? Bleak.

No. 1451805

>>1451769
I thought that wasn't even the Troon in the picture but a actual woman? Also some other woman is now rumored to be his bf. I'm confused. Bully or not? I heard another story

No. 1451808

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AYYYY I'm walking here

No. 1451810

>>1451805
Gf not bf

No. 1451812


No. 1451817

>>1448938
My god I hated how people thirsted over him in Doctor Who. I had a friend who genuinely thought he was hot and I'm like ??? his face looks like he's made out of modeling clay that's melting in the sun
>>1448948
At least four of us now!

No. 1451822

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>>1451805
I think his dating stuff is all rumours but he definitely at least flirted with the tranny model. Here’s a pic of him clearly hard hugging Hakimi for your investigations

No. 1451823

>>1451822
Football players being gay on the field doesn't count for much, bitches kiss each other's necks and suck on each others assholes in celebration or grief

No. 1451825

File: 1671392560880.gif (5.04 MB, 640x360, 1658838367474.gif)

>>1451822
"Straight' men watch muscular, fit young men touching balls, hugging and kissing each other while yelling about fucking the opposite teams' supporters in the ass and still call themselves straight. How curious. How peculiar.

No. 1451827

>>1451786
Does this AI only function in English or can you use other languages too? Not gonna bother signing up if it's English-only

No. 1451829

>>1451822
this turns me on so much, I'm not fujino chan or whatever it is but lord

No. 1451832

>>1451740
I remember the tranny bathroom stuff happening when I was in middle school and some of my male friends online were raging against that, while I was just thinking “what just let them use the bathrooms!!” but weirdly enough it was a Miss America or Universe thing that planted a little peaking seed in my brain. It was way back when they announced their first transgender contestant and I remember thinking it was wrong and the competition should only be for real women.

No. 1451833

>>1451829
Who the fuck is Fujino-chan?

No. 1451837

>>1451833
what is the nonnies called who like gay men shit? I forget

No. 1451838

>>1451822
Is that not a boner

No. 1451839

>>1451833
i think she means fujoshi. cute little normie chan ♥

No. 1451842

>>1451838
yeah exactly as i said he’s CLEARLY HARD

No. 1451845

>>1451837
Yeah it's fujoshi.

>>1451839
It seemed like a real name kek don't bully me for that.

No. 1451847

>>1451839
yes yes, i'm not one of those but-
if he bent him over and ravished his asshole with his tiny dick, I would'nt be like, "Ew gross" at first

No. 1451851

>>1451817
Make that five, that man is unbelievably hideous, cave man brow with no fucking eye brows. He looks like a 90’s fantasy puppet monster.

No. 1451853

>>1451847
That's pretty disgusting. I didn't need that mental image, Ms non-fujo.

No. 1451854

>>1451847
Anon… Sorry but you're one of us now. I don't like real people shipping though.

No. 1451855


No. 1451858

I'm planning to break up with my boyfriend in the next week. Maybe after Christmas.
I'm not crying, just obviously upset

Now I'm here hoping something funny happens

No. 1451861

do any straight women here get intrusive thoughts in the lieu of "am i actually a lesbian??" without any reason to back it up? i'm in a straight relationship and i love my bf, i could not imagine being in a relationship with a woman. i am prone to obsessive intrusive thoughts from time to time that are a bitch to get out of my system, i think i might be slightly OCD, i've had obsessive intrusive thoughts about other stuff in the past that held no actual value or truth that would take a dive on my mood and stress levels.

No. 1451862

>>1451740
I've always been critical of troons. I always thought, you can't change your sex and their experiences of having once lived and socialized as a man makes them fundamentally different than me as a woman and all the other woman out there. Then I joined a fandom community with a lot of troons and genderspecials and it made me more open-minded about transgenders and tried to work to change my "bigoted views". Met an MtF friend from the community whom I had a lot of common interests with but then I found out he's just as deranged as the other trannies out there despite how critical he also was of the trans community. Impossible to have nuanced discussions without being called a transphobe. That is when I peaked. I can sympathize with "being in the wrong body" and needing medical intervention to correct for those changes so you can live a happy and fulfilling life but I don't give a shit anymore and any last sympathy I had of them is gone now. MtFs are just so different from us in every possible way. So now I'm back to being an unapologetic TERF again. FUCK TRANNIES.

No. 1451863

>>1451861
Both men and women have gay thoughts on the daily. You find women attractive and you can admit that, but you know you would never date one or be in a happy relationship with a woman. I think you're secure in your sexuality but can admit when a Stacy looks good or understand why other woman are lesbians

No. 1451869

>>1451827
It uses English primarily but started talking to me in my language when I pasted the questions in my language. Not sure how the translation is gonna be when you use it for more complicated stuff tho

No. 1451883

Yup, I still haven't bought gifts for Christmas

No. 1451889

>>1451883
Time to go to dollar tree and buy the seasonal chocolate covered cherries that are on sale. Or go to Tuesday morning. They have some cheap gifts that look more expensive than they actually are

No. 1451913

>>1451862
>I can sympathize with "being in the wrong body" and needing medical intervention to correct for those changes so you can live a happy and fulfilling life
I can't. just in a practical sense it doesn't compute for me how this is different from wanting plastic surgery for any other reason. then you add the prospect of being on hormones for your entire life and having huge medical expenses…the whole thing takes a huge toll on a body. what even is the average life expectancy after these procedures and regiments? even if you accept the premise that TiMs/Tifs are mentally/spiritually women/men but the body doesn't match it just can not be worth it. they should get some self esteem that isn't based on how they look, like the rest of humanity. They wanna kill themselves when they look in the mirror? So do other crazy people, like ana-chans. You shouldn't kill yourself because of how you look. That's obviously mental illness and the treatment shouldn't be tens of thousands of dollars of surgery and medication so your outside kinda matches what's in your head. Their brains are sick.

No. 1451923

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I don't know why Pinterest recommended me this comic (?), But it's so obvious that this was a Reylo fic at some point

No. 1451924

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>kekweek-
Chocolate & Cherry Licorice twist
>Dark cow
Dark Chocolate bar with creamy mint layer
>KeekWeek
Sugar rock candy with editable glitter
>Stamina Rose-
Bluberry flavored Taffy with vanilla center
>girltalk 2
Apple now or later
>girl talk 1
Cotton Candy flavored Starburst
>notsuba
Disgusting shitty candy nobody should eat or use
>Dark
Dark Chocolate bar with blueberry liquid filling
>Jungle
Banana flavored lollipop with apple flavored gum inside
>szalit
Ashtray flavored joke candy
>luna
Grape fizz candy

No. 1451935

>>1451862
>I can sympathize with "being in the wrong body" and needing medical intervention to correct for those changes so you can live a happy and fulfilling life
I don't understand this. People who genuinely feel they're "in the wrong body" are mentally ill. Sympathizing with them getting medical intervention is on the same level of bizarre and wrong as sympathizing girls with anorexia starving themselves. They're no different in the sense there's a disconnect between how they feel and the body they are actually in. You wouldn't support them starving themselves to become skellies either, would you? I also don't believe the end goal of medical intervention "to live a happy and fulfilling life" is possible because, duh, they're mentally ill. They have a chance of approaching that happy life by healing from their mental illness, not indulging in it.

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No. 1451942

>>1451924
did you mean the first one to be hellweek

No. 1451943

>>1451936
I'm deeply touched, music video of the year.

No. 1451945

>>1451942
yes i did kek sorry

No. 1451950

"Roast beef" pussy is so pretty. I want to suck a roast beef.
I'm in a mental hospital right now.

No. 1451952

>>1451950
I really dislike when I see women using this insult. I was on another site and some handmaiden was laughing at another woman's vagina but when it came to a trans vagina they were like, "but men will still want to sleep with her! We should'nt pick at her because of that" bitch fuck you

No. 1451955

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JODI WOULD NEVER SAY THAT

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if I was younger i would pursue a career at the USCPSC agency, they're having too much fun

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I've been converted, I now sleep with socks on. So long cold nights.

No. 1451959

>>1451955
Jodi Arias would see a pedo and kill him

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new thread-
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No. 1451980

>>1451955
How dare they use her name in vain.

No. 1451985

>>1451740
Found a post on my FB about transwomen are men and nothing will change that from 8 years ago. So glad I grew into the terf queen I am today.



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