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No. 1333281
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>harry and meghan spawn two kids and an annoying podcast where meghan talks about herself. wokies still rave about their kween>harry gets a mutlimillion dollar book deal to talk shit about his family. book coming this winter maybe>philip fucking dies>liz fucking dies>britain now has a king charles No. 1333322
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I still can't believe the queen is dead
No. 1333358
>>1333322I'm still waiting to see if she comes back to life soon. Like she could still resurrect on the third day and out herself as being Beelzebub incarnate… or a space lizard.
My life is very boring.
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>>1333322i was so sure she'd bury charles
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How a Charles coin might look
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No. 1333399
>>1333389op here and i actually liked liz, but lolcow is the wrong place if you want grave and respectful coverage
also not a burger
No. 1333425
>>1333407anne is the best and most based. she would have made a great queen
i love that she wears uniforms too
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The family tree of the queens corgis/dorgis
I thought this was cute!!
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>>1333545Don't forget Liz was also a horse girl!
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Like mother like son
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I'm not really interested in the royals, but I do want to see what Kate (and Megan if she shows up) wear to any upcoming events. The outfits are the stuff I tune in most for.
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>>1333730I agree honestly. I wish she still did royal duty shit just to see more outfits.
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For anyone wondering Harry is still not directly in the line of succession, William is now the crown prince and after him is his son and daughter
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>>1333855Honestly I hope an Aga Khan like situation happens, where Charles passes over the crown to his grandson rather then give it to his embarrassing hedonistic heir
No. 1333888
>>1333780Are you new? That is hardly the worst thing that happened in an /ot/ thread. Genuinely, if you can't handle a bit of trolling get off the internet.
>>1333781This also. Is hardly a surprise for god's sake.
No. 1334013
>>1333981Because I'm interested in it anon. Yes it can be boring but sometimes they do wear something really nice.
>>1333987Same. I even love seeing the people at these events wear super ugly outfits.
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>>1333730Disagree. Both look fug. At least Kate has the potential to look beautiful. Meghan's body is like SpongeBobs': rectangle, no waist, disproportionate. Nothing really fits her, everything is ill fitting. I wish Kate would stop with the twee outfits bc she has a really beautiful body.
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How long do you think Charles is going to be King? There are some speculations that he won't make it that long bc of his health issues
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>>1334141Meghan is built like Bruce Jenner
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>>1334391anon do you know about the photos of kate from back then or the trashy party girl life she would live, which is more trashy than anything meghan has ever done.
Now tell us the real reason why you consider kate sophisticated and not meghan.
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>>1334411Sophisticated Kate, look up how william feel in love with her. I wish i was making it up.
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>>1334413>>1334411Classy Kate partying in a nightclub wearing playboy bunny ears (her cousin is also a stripper who worked with playboy and her sister was pictured in her bra, what a classy sophisticated family kate has)
No. 1334439
>>1334413Daily reminder that picture is what made William fall in love with Kate, i wish i was joking.
>when Kate strutted down the catwalk of a university fashion show in this Charlotte Todd see-through number, and as the story goes, this was the moment young Will realized he was attracted to Miss Middleton.Sophisticated…huh?
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>>1334439Ah, I looked it up and thought anon was referencing this:
>The Queen’s grandson also revealed, “She’s got a really naughty sense of humour which kind of helps me because I’ve got a very dirty sense of humour.But that makes more sense
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>>1334413Lol I looked it up and the “dress” is supposed to be a skirt. She pulled it up over her chest, no wonder it looks so weird. Also men are retarded, as usual. “He saw her in a different light!” like wow women have bodies under our clothes, who would have thought!
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>>1334654I remember the hype around him when he looked like picrel
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>>1334952I wish they teamed up tbh. Would have been iconic to see them succeed together.
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>>1335281Harry is secretly a Franciscan monk, dunno about the other one.
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I'm interested in how this will play out in other countries in the Commonwealth, and especially Canada. It's a development that arrives at a particularly tumultuous time, and the crowning of a new head of state is a large gift to republican populists (i.e. American-influenced) who would want to abandon the monarchy. But to do so would require a constitutional amendment and is not a small thing
This is all something that's unfolding at an absolutely wild time with so much other stuff happening
No. 1335539
>>1335532it's spelled sapphic and only wokies use that. you can say lesbian here. but you should probably go back to twitter
>>1335533I agree their accent is so nice
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i can't believe anons are seriously acting like kate tends to dress better than meghan. her shit looks so cheap, tacky, the silhouettes and prints are awful. the one thing i give her was that meghan's potato-sack givenchy wedding dress was a grevious sin that i can't forgive and she will probably end up in hell for it
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Why is this thread filled with kate vs meghan wars. Instead of talking about the prince who was friends with epstein
No. 1335566
>>1335557>Instead of talking about the prince who was friends with epsteinI forgot about this angle. I wonder how this will relate with public sentiment on this exact subject. I can't see it being anything but populist fuel a la
>>1335538Interesting times
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>>1335567Raw memetic warfare ammunition tbh. I honestly wonder what the official response to this particular message will be
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>>1335598what do you think there's on the nation tail sides of euro coins anon
No. 1335647
>>1335557Andrew's probably shitting himself now the queen isn't around to protect him. Charles doesn't get along with him, so maybe he'll end up throwing him in the tower kek
>>1335558You were right to say it nona.
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I’m so fed up of her death dominating the news. Genuinely hoping for a terrorist attack.
No. 1335944
>>1335867She kind of was a BPD chan. I love her and think she was an amazing woman but she was far from perfect and should never have married Charles in the first place. He was in a relationship with camilla before he even met Diana and he only married Diana because she was a virgin. It was the worst arrangement for a bpd and she suffered from bulimia and also once deliberately threw herself down the stairs while pregnant with Harry. She admitted all of this in a televised interview. Needless to say, the windsors where not fucking happy about it.
Also she would still be alive had she of worn her cunting seatbelt. This is what convinces people it was an elaborate assassination. Bc what person in their right mind would not wear a seatbelt whilst in a car that’s driving down the motorway at full speed to escape relentlessly pursuing paparazzi. Like if you don’t usually wear a seatbelt, wouldn’t you at least buckle up during that absolute mess of a situation? It’s bpd behaviour. If I met Diana’s ghost I would be like “you’re a stupid bitch for that I’m sorry. Love u though”
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i can't believe they are giving her dogs to the fucking pedo
No. 1336196
>>1335944I don't care about the royal family but
>It’s bpd behaviour.This shit is literally why no one can take any of you serious
No. 1336209
>>1335944So what kind of "bpd behaviors" of Diana are known from her time before getting married to an older cheater and into an controlling family that hated her? Because any behavior she'd display after marriage would sound to me more like a response to shitty situation she's in. Women in
toxic relationships the second they don't endure them in silence are immediately accused of bpd and histronics.
No. 1336389
>>1335944It's obvious when you watch old interviews with her that the whole "deep and passionate misunderstood soul with such a deep heart" is an image she meticulously cultivated and not a sincere feeling. It's a fantasy for those sorts of women to be martyrs and outcasts for being more moral and feeling than other people. They want that victimization more than they want anything else in life. It's bizarre how when it's a tabletop roleplay thing, those sorts of dumb and slightly cluster B girls will always play -that- sort of character and nothing but that.
She leveraged herself in by juxtaposing herself with how conservative and stale the rest of the royals were, and drumming that note up constantly for sympathy with the media. If she was alive today and still at it, you'd see her just throwing pride flags over Buckingham palace and crying when she gets told how inappropriate it was. Or how she struggles so much with her bisexuality, which she conveniently would come out of the closet about.
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I hate her legs and her fashion sense so much
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She looks like she has spent most of her life in a wheelchair. What the fuck. she must have some kind of surgery on them. They don’t look normal at all.
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they didn't let andrew wear uniform tbis tome lol.
for philip's funeral everyone wore civilian outfits so they wouldn't embarass him and harry, but this time all his siblings are in uniform and he isn't
i hope this means charles will be tougher on him than mummy was
also good on anne for rocking uniforms
>>1336851agreed. i don't care for charles but the vitriol for camilla is so ridiculous
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I just saw what Prince Edward looked like when he was young. Is it just the men in this family that age like shit or British men in general?
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>>1337127Damn wtf happened?
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Philip wasn't bad as a young man, either. I'd like to think that William takes after Diana more but he's got the balding and the nose down already for sure.
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It seems like Charles was the one who really wasn't ever attractive lmao
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>>1337238I mean this is what he looked like when he got married so
No. 1337319
>>1337131>>1337127Men don't take care of themselves, simple as. They're indoctrinated with the idea that skincare is for women and gays.
The balding can't really be helped, it's just a side effect of the broken Y chromosome.
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>>1338326Uuuh there was King James I, lmao. I can't think of anyone currently living, though I'm sure there's plenty of tinfoil about various royals being closeted or whatever.
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Man arrested for calling Prince Andrew a sick fuck
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King Charles fire 100 staff. Kek I know his reign is about to be full of drama. He's already powertripping.
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How does Charles feel about Meghan? Maybe she reminds him of Diana a little bit
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It's ok guys, Jedward is going to sort this out and avenge the colonies. It started with Ireland and it'll end with Ireland
No. 1339251
>>1339238I used to like their songs as a teen (during eurovision times) and i liked some wholesome vidrel song, but that's about it. That one time I discovered their twitter i realized they are pretty obsessed with throwing their opinion about dramas, even though I know they do donate to a lot of charities and do some other good stuff…?But their twitter has a weird 'tiktok trending zoomer' energy to me.
its funny my Irish friend hates them a lot, i wonder if they are disliked in your country as much? I don't even think they are relevant anymore.
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>>1337145it's so wild to me that two reasonably attractive people managed to produce a child that has always been strikingly ugly. even as a kid or youth charles has never been even close to acceptable-looking
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>>1338326One of the queen's third cousins is, he divorced his wife and then married a guy a few years later.
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F in chat for xXLizzy_D_QueenXx666 she would have loved Hogwarts Legacy
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British "people" absolutely coping in the replies to Jedward (the true successors to Karl Marx & the leaders of the Irish communist state)
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Her cute little corgis, and her pony was there too
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>>1343295When she was being brought to Windsor castle, the pony you can see standing on the grass by the driveway where the public was not allowed. And I just checked and in the 9 hour BBC stream the corgis are shown around 7:57:54. Emma (pony) was not that long before that.
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Brit nonna's have you seen this, this honestly goes pretty hard
No. 1345581
>>1345493tbh anyone mixed-race stupid enough to marry a white man caught on tape calling people pakis and ragheads deserves what they get. like she knew before she met him that he was racist, so why is his family being racist a deal breaker?
also i've become obsessed with the anti-meghan thread on tattle life. those middle aged pearl-clutchers are literally q-anon level insane. you can post an obviously fake tumblr anon ask like "i work for the palace and meghan stole a corgi" and they'll believe it without a second thought kek.
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Since we're already talking about Maghan being a liar + #MeghanMarkleExposed is trending on Twitter
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No. 1350458
Sorry for the Meghan spam, I'm just so surprised that this has come up so suddenly. I do think it's funny so see that the royal family has Twitter stan accounts at war with eachother. There are actual prince William simp pics appearing on my timeline
>>1350455These aren't my screenshots, they're being passed around on Twitter
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No. 1350473
>>1350463Where'd you find this?
Anon social media posts claiming to have TOTALLY REAL INSIDER INFO are usually wack but this really sounds believable
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>>1351334I’m not a fan of Meghan at all but reddit takes any negative statement against her as gospel with no shadow of a doubt, it’s kind of mental
No. 1357019
>>1354610reddit is stupid anyway but some things are true. Like there are/were some reports about them changing their nanny again, their orginial staff for their Netflix deal not wanting to work together with them after a short time (again and again) and Meghan was caught lying too much.
Even when she wrote about her miscarriage she literally copy and pasted the article from another woman, who wrote about her miscarriage years ago in a newspaper (I think it was even the New York Times). It was said that Meghan literally only changed the names and the dates and people provided a link to the original article. Like imagine being the original author and seeing someone famous straight up copying your horrible experience and being praised for how wonderful she wrote this and that she is so brave for opening up and you have to be reminded of this sad experience again. And there are a lot of stories with proof about her lying, which is why so many start to believe every bad thing about her, because her character is already ruined to anyone, who half-way keeps up with them. I don't like Harry or the royal family either and think they are all horrible but she lies in such an obvious way and changes her stories so many times that I honestly wonder why she just can't stay quiet. After they departed from the royals so many people were also on their side and they both ruined it by being caught lying so much and making money off his family
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2 terrible covers
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Anyone watching the Harry and Meghan documentary tomorrow? The trailers on youtube have a ton of dislikes, I'm talking 300,000 to 17,000 likes or something like that.
No. 1438801
>>1438773I haven't watched it yet, but I just
knew it was gonna be like that. i could tell from the trailer - which was just a slideshow of photos of them being smarmy, saccharine twats. clearly they have nothing of substance to share otherwise there would have been more teasers. such a cash grab project.
No. 1470657
>>1470448gonna be hard to choose between the seal singing, charles's teddy bear, the lipgloss… but the real star is probably the frozen dong
im glad everyone is making fun of them now. the whole rf is a clown show, they're just the wokie variant
No. 1471669
>>1471635We didn't, but not that we do know, why are they circumcised?
>>1470682I usually don't give two shits about the royal family but this book ignited something in me because the vitriol makes me think of my own family drama, so here it is out of order and from the top of my head:
>penis saga: Harry got frostbite in Antarctica, reveals the circumcision, put Diana's lip cream to make his "todger" get better, still had frozen dick at Willaim and Kate's wedding>He brought his mother's perfume to therapy>He has a box with a lock of her hair by his bedside>Megan put her pregnancy tests in the box to get Diana's blessing or something>He says he killed 25 talibans and didn't feel a thing>Megan told Kate that she was forgetful because of her post-pregnancy hormones, Kate told her they weren't close enough for Megan to talk to her like this, Megan told Kate that's how she talks to her friends, William got involved and asked Megan to stop disrespecting his wife, Megan told him to get his finger out her face>William believes the media about Megan and says she is difficult>William didn't want to hang out with Harry at Eton highschool>William got a bigger bedroom than Harry at their palace in Scotland when they were kids>Kate doesn't want to share her lipgloss with Megan>Harry thinks William's balding is worse than his>Harry ignores anyone that tries to advise him to ignore the media, like his near-70yo father, because they just don't get it>Pissed by William saying in an interview that he snored (they lived together in their 20s) because William may have had ulterior motives>Kate and William were big fans of Suits and knew who Megan was before meeting her>Megan thought Harry's 120sqm bachelor pad in the heart of London was shitty>He only accepted his mother's death after 10 years, when he was around 23yo>he asked to see pictures from his mother's accident, and was disgusted from seeing all the flashing lights of the paps>He went to Paris through the tunnel and was shocked to see it was just a short straight tunnel, where nobody should die>Harry recalls several times when he was singled out by tabloids when he was a teenager for dumb shit like shaving his head but also taking drugs and going to rehab>He feels like he wasn't protected enough by his family from the media>Charles wasn't a great single dad but he would leave letters on Harry's pillows to tell him he was proud of him>fucking wedding bridesmaid dress drama at Harry and Megan's wedding where I don't get wtf happened but Megan made Kate cry or something and then Kate apologized with flowers>compared paparazzis to talibans, young men being radicalized>Harry lost his virginity at 17 to an older woman by "mounting her" near a pub and getting spanked afterwards>He did coke at 17 for the first time>Has done shrooms, psychedelics and weed, says psychedelics helped him redefine reality and let go of restrictions>Harry and William didn't want Charles to marry Camilla when younger, although they liked Camilla>Says Camilla started to scheme her way into marriage and queendom by using the press>Charles was worried Megan and Harry would overshadow him and Camilla, also once asked Catherine to change her name because there would be too many people with a name starting with a C in the family>Dog bowl fight : William attacked Harry after an argument about Megan and grabbed Harry by the necklace which broke, sending him in the dog bowl, which broke and cut his back. Harry then called his therapist immediately. William apologized afterwards>Harry started feeling left out when William and Kate start having children after their wedding and didn't hang out with him much>Says he frequently sees signs of his mother's messages for him in animals>fell in love with Magan after seeing a picture of her with Snapchat's dog filter>wasn't good at school, seems to have memory problems and acknowledges that some parts of his book may not be factual, but they are still his truth>broke up with previous gf because of the paparazzis, didn't want to put her through it>was conflicted between a Nazi costume and pilot costume for the costume party, he asked William and Kate and they said to go with the Nazi costume>Megan is literally perfect, perfect, perfect>After Philips' funeral, talk between Harry and his brother and father, they call him delusional and that he doesn't seem to mind the press that much, he disagrees, says Oprah interview was brave because he was speaking in his own name>William then told him that he swears on their mother's grave that he wants Harry to be happy, Harry doesn't believe him (that's where he talks about his brother's baldness), split between brothers seems definitiveOverall it seems like family drama at its worse, a mixture of pettiness, resentment, trauma and heartbreak all stewing for years and years and years.
No. 1471674
>>1470732Wtf who talks about his dick like that while also putting in a short sad phrase about his dead mother? Why would you even want to talk about your frostbitten dick…
Seriously from the tone of the book and how they talk they all sound like they're emotionally stunted retards.
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Everyone talks about Harry's freudian obsession with his mother but he seems equally obsessed with his brother. Bro you're nearly 40 years old, fucking move on, holy shit. Harry probably would have been super creepy with William if William were a girl and were his big sister whose face seemed to be copypasted from Diana's.
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Thinking is listening to the audiobook
No. 1480053
>>1471669He said he made fun of a Matron who had spine/stiffnss problems and so walked funny and who wasnt 'fancyable' at his school to get a laugh out of his friends
Also the cut penis thing is apparently a tradition in the royal family that goes back awhile