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>harry and meghan spawn two kids and an annoying podcast where meghan talks about herself. wokies still rave about their kween>harry gets a mutlimillion dollar book deal to talk shit about his family. book coming this winter maybe>philip fucking dies>liz fucking dies>britain now has a king charles No. 1333322
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I still can't believe the queen is dead
No. 1333358
>>1333322I'm still waiting to see if she comes back to life soon. Like she could still resurrect on the third day and out herself as being Beelzebub incarnate… or a space lizard.
My life is very boring.
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>>1333322i was so sure she'd bury charles
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How a Charles coin might look
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No. 1333399
>>1333389op here and i actually liked liz, but lolcow is the wrong place if you want grave and respectful coverage
also not a burger
No. 1333425
>>1333407anne is the best and most based. she would have made a great queen
i love that she wears uniforms too
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The family tree of the queens corgis/dorgis
I thought this was cute!!
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>>1333545Don't forget Liz was also a horse girl!
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Like mother like son
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I'm not really interested in the royals, but I do want to see what Kate (and Megan if she shows up) wear to any upcoming events. The outfits are the stuff I tune in most for.
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>>1333730I agree honestly. I wish she still did royal duty shit just to see more outfits.
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For anyone wondering Harry is still not directly in the line of succession, William is now the crown prince and after him is his son and daughter
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>>1333855Honestly I hope an Aga Khan like situation happens, where Charles passes over the crown to his grandson rather then give it to his embarrassing hedonistic heir
No. 1333888
>>1333780Are you new? That is hardly the worst thing that happened in an /ot/ thread. Genuinely, if you can't handle a bit of trolling get off the internet.
>>1333781This also. Is hardly a surprise for god's sake.
No. 1334013
>>1333981Because I'm interested in it anon. Yes it can be boring but sometimes they do wear something really nice.
>>1333987Same. I even love seeing the people at these events wear super ugly outfits.
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>>1333730Disagree. Both look fug. At least Kate has the potential to look beautiful. Meghan's body is like SpongeBobs': rectangle, no waist, disproportionate. Nothing really fits her, everything is ill fitting. I wish Kate would stop with the twee outfits bc she has a really beautiful body.
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How long do you think Charles is going to be King? There are some speculations that he won't make it that long bc of his health issues
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>>1334141Meghan is built like Bruce Jenner
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>>1334391anon do you know about the photos of kate from back then or the trashy party girl life she would live, which is more trashy than anything meghan has ever done.
Now tell us the real reason why you consider kate sophisticated and not meghan.
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>>1334411Sophisticated Kate, look up how william feel in love with her. I wish i was making it up.
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>>1334413>>1334411Classy Kate partying in a nightclub wearing playboy bunny ears (her cousin is also a stripper who worked with playboy and her sister was pictured in her bra, what a classy sophisticated family kate has)
No. 1334439
>>1334413Daily reminder that picture is what made William fall in love with Kate, i wish i was joking.
>when Kate strutted down the catwalk of a university fashion show in this Charlotte Todd see-through number, and as the story goes, this was the moment young Will realized he was attracted to Miss Middleton.Sophisticated…huh?
No. 1334479
>>1334439Ah, I looked it up and thought anon was referencing this:
>The Queen’s grandson also revealed, “She’s got a really naughty sense of humour which kind of helps me because I’ve got a very dirty sense of humour.But that makes more sense
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>>1334413Lol I looked it up and the “dress” is supposed to be a skirt. She pulled it up over her chest, no wonder it looks so weird. Also men are retarded, as usual. “He saw her in a different light!” like wow women have bodies under our clothes, who would have thought!
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>>1334654I remember the hype around him when he looked like picrel
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>>1334952I wish they teamed up tbh. Would have been iconic to see them succeed together.
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>>1335281Harry is secretly a Franciscan monk, dunno about the other one.
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I'm interested in how this will play out in other countries in the Commonwealth, and especially Canada. It's a development that arrives at a particularly tumultuous time, and the crowning of a new head of state is a large gift to republican populists (i.e. American-influenced) who would want to abandon the monarchy. But to do so would require a constitutional amendment and is not a small thing
This is all something that's unfolding at an absolutely wild time with so much other stuff happening
No. 1335539
>>1335532it's spelled sapphic and only wokies use that. you can say lesbian here. but you should probably go back to twitter
>>1335533I agree their accent is so nice
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i can't believe anons are seriously acting like kate tends to dress better than meghan. her shit looks so cheap, tacky, the silhouettes and prints are awful. the one thing i give her was that meghan's potato-sack givenchy wedding dress was a grevious sin that i can't forgive and she will probably end up in hell for it
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Why is this thread filled with kate vs meghan wars. Instead of talking about the prince who was friends with epstein
No. 1335566
>>1335557>Instead of talking about the prince who was friends with epsteinI forgot about this angle. I wonder how this will relate with public sentiment on this exact subject. I can't see it being anything but populist fuel a la
>>1335538Interesting times
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>>1335567Raw memetic warfare ammunition tbh. I honestly wonder what the official response to this particular message will be
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>>1335598what do you think there's on the nation tail sides of euro coins anon
No. 1335647
>>1335557Andrew's probably shitting himself now the queen isn't around to protect him. Charles doesn't get along with him, so maybe he'll end up throwing him in the tower kek
>>1335558You were right to say it nona.
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I’m so fed up of her death dominating the news. Genuinely hoping for a terrorist attack.
No. 1335944
>>1335867She kind of was a BPD chan. I love her and think she was an amazing woman but she was far from perfect and should never have married Charles in the first place. He was in a relationship with camilla before he even met Diana and he only married Diana because she was a virgin. It was the worst arrangement for a bpd and she suffered from bulimia and also once deliberately threw herself down the stairs while pregnant with Harry. She admitted all of this in a televised interview. Needless to say, the windsors where not fucking happy about it.
Also she would still be alive had she of worn her cunting seatbelt. This is what convinces people it was an elaborate assassination. Bc what person in their right mind would not wear a seatbelt whilst in a car that’s driving down the motorway at full speed to escape relentlessly pursuing paparazzi. Like if you don’t usually wear a seatbelt, wouldn’t you at least buckle up during that absolute mess of a situation? It’s bpd behaviour. If I met Diana’s ghost I would be like “you’re a stupid bitch for that I’m sorry. Love u though”
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i can't believe they are giving her dogs to the fucking pedo
No. 1336196
>>1335944I don't care about the royal family but
>It’s bpd behaviour.This shit is literally why no one can take any of you serious
No. 1336209
>>1335944So what kind of "bpd behaviors" of Diana are known from her time before getting married to an older cheater and into an controlling family that hated her? Because any behavior she'd display after marriage would sound to me more like a response to shitty situation she's in. Women in
toxic relationships the second they don't endure them in silence are immediately accused of bpd and histronics.
No. 1336389
>>1335944It's obvious when you watch old interviews with her that the whole "deep and passionate misunderstood soul with such a deep heart" is an image she meticulously cultivated and not a sincere feeling. It's a fantasy for those sorts of women to be martyrs and outcasts for being more moral and feeling than other people. They want that victimization more than they want anything else in life. It's bizarre how when it's a tabletop roleplay thing, those sorts of dumb and slightly cluster B girls will always play -that- sort of character and nothing but that.
She leveraged herself in by juxtaposing herself with how conservative and stale the rest of the royals were, and drumming that note up constantly for sympathy with the media. If she was alive today and still at it, you'd see her just throwing pride flags over Buckingham palace and crying when she gets told how inappropriate it was. Or how she struggles so much with her bisexuality, which she conveniently would come out of the closet about.
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I hate her legs and her fashion sense so much
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She looks like she has spent most of her life in a wheelchair. What the fuck. she must have some kind of surgery on them. They don’t look normal at all.
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they didn't let andrew wear uniform tbis tome lol.
for philip's funeral everyone wore civilian outfits so they wouldn't embarass him and harry, but this time all his siblings are in uniform and he isn't
i hope this means charles will be tougher on him than mummy was
also good on anne for rocking uniforms
>>1336851agreed. i don't care for charles but the vitriol for camilla is so ridiculous
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I just saw what Prince Edward looked like when he was young. Is it just the men in this family that age like shit or British men in general?
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>>1337127Damn wtf happened?
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Philip wasn't bad as a young man, either. I'd like to think that William takes after Diana more but he's got the balding and the nose down already for sure.
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It seems like Charles was the one who really wasn't ever attractive lmao
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>>1337238I mean this is what he looked like when he got married so
No. 1337319
>>1337131>>1337127Men don't take care of themselves, simple as. They're indoctrinated with the idea that skincare is for women and gays.
The balding can't really be helped, it's just a side effect of the broken Y chromosome.
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>>1338326Uuuh there was King James I, lmao. I can't think of anyone currently living, though I'm sure there's plenty of tinfoil about various royals being closeted or whatever.
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Man arrested for calling Prince Andrew a sick fuck
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King Charles fire 100 staff. Kek I know his reign is about to be full of drama. He's already powertripping.
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How does Charles feel about Meghan? Maybe she reminds him of Diana a little bit
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It's ok guys, Jedward is going to sort this out and avenge the colonies. It started with Ireland and it'll end with Ireland
No. 1339251
>>1339238I used to like their songs as a teen (during eurovision times) and i liked some wholesome vidrel song, but that's about it. That one time I discovered their twitter i realized they are pretty obsessed with throwing their opinion about dramas, even though I know they do donate to a lot of charities and do some other good stuff…?But their twitter has a weird 'tiktok trending zoomer' energy to me.
its funny my Irish friend hates them a lot, i wonder if they are disliked in your country as much? I don't even think they are relevant anymore.
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>>1337145it's so wild to me that two reasonably attractive people managed to produce a child that has always been strikingly ugly. even as a kid or youth charles has never been even close to acceptable-looking
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>>1338326One of the queen's third cousins is, he divorced his wife and then married a guy a few years later.
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F in chat for xXLizzy_D_QueenXx666 she would have loved Hogwarts Legacy
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British "people" absolutely coping in the replies to Jedward (the true successors to Karl Marx & the leaders of the Irish communist state)
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Her cute little corgis, and her pony was there too
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>>1343295When she was being brought to Windsor castle, the pony you can see standing on the grass by the driveway where the public was not allowed. And I just checked and in the 9 hour BBC stream the corgis are shown around 7:57:54. Emma (pony) was not that long before that.
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Brit nonna's have you seen this, this honestly goes pretty hard
No. 1345581
>>1345493tbh anyone mixed-race stupid enough to marry a white man caught on tape calling people pakis and ragheads deserves what they get. like she knew before she met him that he was racist, so why is his family being racist a deal breaker?
also i've become obsessed with the anti-meghan thread on tattle life. those middle aged pearl-clutchers are literally q-anon level insane. you can post an obviously fake tumblr anon ask like "i work for the palace and meghan stole a corgi" and they'll believe it without a second thought kek.
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Since we're already talking about Maghan being a liar + #MeghanMarkleExposed is trending on Twitter
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No. 1350458
Sorry for the Meghan spam, I'm just so surprised that this has come up so suddenly. I do think it's funny so see that the royal family has Twitter stan accounts at war with eachother. There are actual prince William simp pics appearing on my timeline
>>1350455These aren't my screenshots, they're being passed around on Twitter
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No. 1350473
>>1350463Where'd you find this?
Anon social media posts claiming to have TOTALLY REAL INSIDER INFO are usually wack but this really sounds believable
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>>1351334I’m not a fan of Meghan at all but reddit takes any negative statement against her as gospel with no shadow of a doubt, it’s kind of mental
No. 1357019
>>1354610reddit is stupid anyway but some things are true. Like there are/were some reports about them changing their nanny again, their orginial staff for their Netflix deal not wanting to work together with them after a short time (again and again) and Meghan was caught lying too much.
Even when she wrote about her miscarriage she literally copy and pasted the article from another woman, who wrote about her miscarriage years ago in a newspaper (I think it was even the New York Times). It was said that Meghan literally only changed the names and the dates and people provided a link to the original article. Like imagine being the original author and seeing someone famous straight up copying your horrible experience and being praised for how wonderful she wrote this and that she is so brave for opening up and you have to be reminded of this sad experience again. And there are a lot of stories with proof about her lying, which is why so many start to believe every bad thing about her, because her character is already ruined to anyone, who half-way keeps up with them. I don't like Harry or the royal family either and think they are all horrible but she lies in such an obvious way and changes her stories so many times that I honestly wonder why she just can't stay quiet. After they departed from the royals so many people were also on their side and they both ruined it by being caught lying so much and making money off his family
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2 terrible covers
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Anyone watching the Harry and Meghan documentary tomorrow? The trailers on youtube have a ton of dislikes, I'm talking 300,000 to 17,000 likes or something like that.
No. 1438801
>>1438773I haven't watched it yet, but I just
knew it was gonna be like that. i could tell from the trailer - which was just a slideshow of photos of them being smarmy, saccharine twats. clearly they have nothing of substance to share otherwise there would have been more teasers. such a cash grab project.
No. 1470657
>>1470448gonna be hard to choose between the seal singing, charles's teddy bear, the lipgloss… but the real star is probably the frozen dong
im glad everyone is making fun of them now. the whole rf is a clown show, they're just the wokie variant
No. 1471669
>>1471635We didn't, but not that we do know, why are they circumcised?
>>1470682I usually don't give two shits about the royal family but this book ignited something in me because the vitriol makes me think of my own family drama, so here it is out of order and from the top of my head:
>penis saga: Harry got frostbite in Antarctica, reveals the circumcision, put Diana's lip cream to make his "todger" get better, still had frozen dick at Willaim and Kate's wedding>He brought his mother's perfume to therapy>He has a box with a lock of her hair by his bedside>Megan put her pregnancy tests in the box to get Diana's blessing or something>He says he killed 25 talibans and didn't feel a thing>Megan told Kate that she was forgetful because of her post-pregnancy hormones, Kate told her they weren't close enough for Megan to talk to her like this, Megan told Kate that's how she talks to her friends, William got involved and asked Megan to stop disrespecting his wife, Megan told him to get his finger out her face>William believes the media about Megan and says she is difficult>William didn't want to hang out with Harry at Eton highschool>William got a bigger bedroom than Harry at their palace in Scotland when they were kids>Kate doesn't want to share her lipgloss with Megan>Harry thinks William's balding is worse than his>Harry ignores anyone that tries to advise him to ignore the media, like his near-70yo father, because they just don't get it>Pissed by William saying in an interview that he snored (they lived together in their 20s) because William may have had ulterior motives>Kate and William were big fans of Suits and knew who Megan was before meeting her>Megan thought Harry's 120sqm bachelor pad in the heart of London was shitty>He only accepted his mother's death after 10 years, when he was around 23yo>he asked to see pictures from his mother's accident, and was disgusted from seeing all the flashing lights of the paps>He went to Paris through the tunnel and was shocked to see it was just a short straight tunnel, where nobody should die>Harry recalls several times when he was singled out by tabloids when he was a teenager for dumb shit like shaving his head but also taking drugs and going to rehab>He feels like he wasn't protected enough by his family from the media>Charles wasn't a great single dad but he would leave letters on Harry's pillows to tell him he was proud of him>fucking wedding bridesmaid dress drama at Harry and Megan's wedding where I don't get wtf happened but Megan made Kate cry or something and then Kate apologized with flowers>compared paparazzis to talibans, young men being radicalized>Harry lost his virginity at 17 to an older woman by "mounting her" near a pub and getting spanked afterwards>He did coke at 17 for the first time>Has done shrooms, psychedelics and weed, says psychedelics helped him redefine reality and let go of restrictions>Harry and William didn't want Charles to marry Camilla when younger, although they liked Camilla>Says Camilla started to scheme her way into marriage and queendom by using the press>Charles was worried Megan and Harry would overshadow him and Camilla, also once asked Catherine to change her name because there would be too many people with a name starting with a C in the family>Dog bowl fight : William attacked Harry after an argument about Megan and grabbed Harry by the necklace which broke, sending him in the dog bowl, which broke and cut his back. Harry then called his therapist immediately. William apologized afterwards>Harry started feeling left out when William and Kate start having children after their wedding and didn't hang out with him much>Says he frequently sees signs of his mother's messages for him in animals>fell in love with Magan after seeing a picture of her with Snapchat's dog filter>wasn't good at school, seems to have memory problems and acknowledges that some parts of his book may not be factual, but they are still his truth>broke up with previous gf because of the paparazzis, didn't want to put her through it>was conflicted between a Nazi costume and pilot costume for the costume party, he asked William and Kate and they said to go with the Nazi costume>Megan is literally perfect, perfect, perfect>After Philips' funeral, talk between Harry and his brother and father, they call him delusional and that he doesn't seem to mind the press that much, he disagrees, says Oprah interview was brave because he was speaking in his own name>William then told him that he swears on their mother's grave that he wants Harry to be happy, Harry doesn't believe him (that's where he talks about his brother's baldness), split between brothers seems definitiveOverall it seems like family drama at its worse, a mixture of pettiness, resentment, trauma and heartbreak all stewing for years and years and years.
No. 1471674
>>1470732Wtf who talks about his dick like that while also putting in a short sad phrase about his dead mother? Why would you even want to talk about your frostbitten dick…
Seriously from the tone of the book and how they talk they all sound like they're emotionally stunted retards.
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Everyone talks about Harry's freudian obsession with his mother but he seems equally obsessed with his brother. Bro you're nearly 40 years old, fucking move on, holy shit. Harry probably would have been super creepy with William if William were a girl and were his big sister whose face seemed to be copypasted from Diana's.
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Thinking is listening to the audiobook
No. 1480053
>>1471669He said he made fun of a Matron who had spine/stiffnss problems and so walked funny and who wasnt 'fancyable' at his school to get a laugh out of his friends
Also the cut penis thing is apparently a tradition in the royal family that goes back awhile
No. 1565433
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Semi-necroing this thread since the coronation is in 4 days (May 6th, if you're not aware)
Am I the only one that thinks it's funny that they're attempting to make the ceremony look understated and modern (I guess because the UK is going through some kind of economic crisis) by making the dress code "day dress" and allegedly getting rid of tiaras, while still planning to have Charles and Camila tugged around in a gold carriage?
No. 1565439
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>>1565433Samefag, a little context for what I mean
>According to King Charles' former butler Grant Harrold, the dress code will be a "massive change to royal protocol" with a more relaxed affair with a "day dress" dress code.https://people.com/royals/king-charles-coronation-dress-code-massive-change-royal-protocol-grant-harrold/>Kate Middleton might skip a tiara for King Charles and Queen Camilla's coronation.>A week before the historic crowning ceremony, The Times reported that the Princess of Wales, 41, plans to shake up past precedent by not wearing the ultimate royal accessory.>"Instead it is thought that she is planning to wear a floral headpiece," The Times reported.>"There are also rumors within palace circles that no royal women will wear tiaras," the outlet added.https://people.com/royals/kate-middleton-headpiece-coronation-flower-instead-tiara-report/They should just go all the way with the pomp and pageantry instead of only trying to do a little, imo. Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't the British monarchy the only one in Europe that still has coronations this big anyway? If they really want it to be modern then they should just make the ceremony short and simple.
No. 1565691
>>1565503The Monarch aren't just a high class society thing they do hold a traditional role with God and state. Unless UK becomes a secular country we won't abandon our royal family.
>>1565439I think it'll be cute if Kate wears a floral crown for spring. Maybe her and William are dressing down since a lot of the British public favour kate and William over Charles and camilla
No. 1566418
>>1566130NTA but I find people with your viewpoints interesting. How do you reconcile this idea that these people have a "role with God", as if they're closer to divinity or almost priestly, with the reality of them and their actions? Do you believe in divinely ordained sexual abuse? Lies? Psychological abuse? Intense greed and selfishness? Dressing up as Nazis? Does God stand with Jimmy Saville, from your POV?
They're nothing like Jesus or God, and everything like the evil rich people from every tale. If these people are "traditionally ordained" to a Godly stature, why are they so damn rotten, and why is any affiliation with Christ purely a symbolic sham with no real grounding or conviction?
I mean, look, even if you want to pull the "Well, no one's perfect, but at least they're trad and conservative! They give the UK a classy family to look up to", to give a very minor example, even Kate Middleton walked around naked to get attention from the prince she wanted to marry. What exactly is there to admire here? It's like you enjoy lying to yourself.
No. 1566424
>>1566418Nta but I don't think anon is saying that
she believes the royals have a divine right, just that that's why there is a monarchy. Which is true, royals said that they were god's representatives. I personally do just see them as celebrity aristocrats though.
No. 1566707
>>1566418I've only ever seen the points you mentioned discussed by 70-year-old biker guys who hang around in pubs and obsessively read Pratchett, so it's a bit jarring seeing this on Lolcow. You're not wrong, but nobody cares about God in the UK, they care about traditional things and having a family who's a living tourist attraction.
The only people I've come across who genuinely give a shit about the royals are elderly Brits, the aristocracy, the wannabe aristocracy who use Klarna to buy all of Kate and Meghan's outfits, and boomer immigrants, especially Asian or Black immigrants. Their kids either don't give a shit or actively hate the monarchy. The vast majority of the British population only cares about the monarchy because of the extra bank holidays, that's really it. I don't think anyone would bring God into this, everyone talks about how good the royals are for the economy.
No. 1568758
>>1568733Based.
The whole coronation thing is a wasteful use of time and resources in the face of thousands of children in the UK who are starving and/or living on the streets. I don't understand how most people aren't up in arms over this. It's quite pathetic that this country perpetuates these antiquated traditions with such vigour. The royals serve no purpose that haven't been achieved in republican nations (inb4 'they bring in tourist moneeeyyyyy!!1!1!'). I hope that the other Commonwealth nations make like Barbados and cut ties with the UK monarchy to become republics, and that there are many big protests at this tasteless gathering.
No. 1568997
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>Coronation starting at 6AM and ending at 9:30AM EST
Gatdamn, on the weekend too. Is anyone else gonna watch? I could just wait till after, but I want to be up to see it and I know that if I don't watch it in real time I won't even bother to watch later.
No. 1569005
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>>1568733i fucking wish. the amount of sycophants in this country is gross
>>1568997why would you wake up early to watch an inbred old man try on a hat
No. 1569049
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>>1569005it's the continuation of a 1000 year dynasty and a family that once ruled over a quarter of the world, possibly still do, in a ceremony that is beyond lavish and as a cultural spectacle will contain the last vestiges of anything resembling history and tradition for this country why the fuck wouldn't you watch.
>>1568758wah wah wah you people are a dime and dozen it's a giant national party
No. 1569076
>>1569049'1000 year dynasty' you mean a bunch of ugly, inbred, utterly medicore people?
'beyond lavish' they couldn’t even get anyone relevant to perform but flops like katy perry
trad anons stay delusional
No. 1569096
>>1569076that's because it's so political and so many retards whining about wahwah it's so unfair that they could only get someone as asinine as perry to agree to it meanwhile he'll be coronated in a building 800 years older than the country she was born in with some of the biggest rubys and diamonds on his head
>not lavishcope more
No. 1569102
>>1569049shouldn't you be on the tattle life forums? i don't think this is the place for you.
>>1569086i hate doing this but only scrotes are interested in theology. i kind of suspected you were a male from your original post but i am detecting a penis and balls really hard here. no one wants to debate "theology" and neither is this the place to debate theology when most anons are either atheist or agnostic at best. you're better off going to a christian or catholic forum to discuss that with other likeminded scrotes such as yourself.
>>1569096you really need to make friends with commas and periods.
No. 1569164
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While waiting for this coronation I bawled my eyes out watching the wedding of Princess Victoria of Sweden, the couple looked so in love and happy as did everyone around them. Apparently she is very beloved in Sweden. Do you nonnas have any recommendations of what other royal events I should watch? Funerals, weddings, anything that stood out to you in good or bad. Apparently Prince Albert II of Monaco had a drama filled wedding but I have yet to look into it.
No. 1569212
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>>1568997Samefag, I'm watching now. Does anyone else think his little gold jacket looks tacky and cheap? Look at that shiny material. It literally looks like he grabbed it from party city. Also, I saw someone say that this coronation is the big, grand wedding Charles and Camilla didn't get to have kek.
They really do have everyone wearing regular dresses and no tiaras. Sigh. Didn't they spend 250 million euros on this, and they can't have anyone wear tiaras that they already own?
No. 1569216
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>>1569213Sorry for deleting and reposting anon. I unfortunately haven't seen most of the fashion yet but I do like what Penny Mordaunt is wearing. I kept looking at her while Charles was being crowned lol.
No. 1569217
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Kate
No. 1569219
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Princess Anne
No. 1569223
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>>1569217The fake tiara is so ugly gotdamn. I can't remember the name of it, but I'm so certain they literally have a tiara that looks just like that. Way to make it obvious that she wishes she was in a tiara…
I like what Princess Mary of Denmark wore, that color combo is so cute. Most outfits that I've seen so far are nothing
No. 1569230
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Katy Perry. This is ill-fitting but she's also midwalk so tbh it could just be this photo. The color is pretty. The hat looks like it's floating in from of her head but it's cute lol. I'm definitely thinking she only wore Vivienne Westwood cause she's a British designer.
I wonder what she was thinking when they invited her to perform.
No. 1569237
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lol
No. 1569239
>>1569230Samefag, do they not have escorts there? There's a video of Katy being lost while looking for her seat. Iirc, during Meghan's wedding there was a video of Serena Williams getting lost too
>>1569237She really did win in the end, damn.
No. 1569253
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Shes so smug lmaoo
No. 1569263
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>>1569261Really poor choice of display, it looked like a peepee
No. 1569273
Did the Sussexes show up to the fanfare? There’s a stunning lack of their presence in this thread kek
>>1569230lolwut why is Katy Perry there kek
>>1569253Diana would have made a more beautiful and graceful queen.
No. 1569276
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>>1569273Samefag, looks like the Duchess decided to forgo the event. At least she was there in spirit kekekekek
No. 1569280
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>>1569277Harry looked dashing as always. Can’t say the same about his brother.
No. 1569282
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>>1569280Leggy Prince Harry wows in an onyx black tuxedo flanked by Eugenie in the front (or whichever sister it is) and horseface in the back
No. 1569283
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>>1569282His Royal Highness King Harry reigns supreme
No. 1569285
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>>1569280nevermind Harry, who is this fella?
No. 1569289
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>>1569284Kek nonners we Prince Harryfags are a privileged group. Can’t say the same for those royalists going grey and wrinkly
over the very thought of the Sussexes
>>1569285Ugly as sin, that’s who. Take it to the unconventional attractions thread, this is now a Prince Harry safe space
No. 1569294
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>>1569291Unbothered queen
>>1569263Jesus why the fuck is his hand so massive and fleshy KEK it looks like an elephant’s foot
No. 1569314
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>>1569296>>1569299Diana died in Paris the day after my mom went on holidays in Paris for the first time and Elizabeth died the day after I left London after my own holidays. Maybe a new visit could help.
No. 1569355
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>>1569230Katy Perry almost fell after leaving Westminster Abbey
No. 1569361
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based anne blocking the ginger's view. sussexes stay losing
No. 1569404
>>1569285That's Hot Johnny - Major Johnny Thompson, the King's Equerry, previously a bodyguard for the Queen. There's a thirsty internet line out the door, but he is married.
He was placed behind Harry and his wife at the Queen's funeral. A+ courtier game for that whole seating plan.
No. 1569417
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why is this thread full of harry and meghan stans now? they're all lolcows, the whole family. get a grip.
i gues this is a sign the twitterfags have well and truly taken over
also charles really looked like he wanted to jump off the nearest bridge lmao
No. 1569428
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If C&C wanted there to be a clear distinction between them and the guests, it definitely worked with the dress code. Some guests, like Valerie Amos in picrel, did wear their highest honors but most people were in just dresses and fascinators. They should've at least had the guests wear their honors or something. This event did not look like a highly important ceremony like how they should've wanted it to.
No. 1569445
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>>1569428>>1569429agreed and this is the reason why I like that the Queen of Thailand had some big jewelry on. Def I missed all the tiaras and shit.
No. 1569447
>>1569429Because, as your comment illustrates, they'll be criticized no matter what. Oh, well.
I've seen Kate get criticized in certain quarters for rewearing clothes, and literally in the same sentence criticized for spending too much on clothes.
Agree that it would have been a great spectacle (in the best sense) to see every royal (Brit or other) in their sparkliest crowns and tiaras. But that simply isn't the current mood.
No. 1569451
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>>1569445The queen is gorgeous, I've never seen her before I saw pics of the foreign royals arriving yesterday. Her husband is an ogre but what's new.
No. 1569459
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>>1569451Absolutely agree
>The queen is gorgeous>Her husband is an ogreyou can say the very same thing about the royals from buthan. Loved this vibrant orange/red look from yesterday.
No. 1569463
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Seems like some women wore their tiaras as necklaces. Wise choice tbh.
No. 1569489
>>1569417>why is this thread full of harry and meghan stans now?I’m no stan, it’s just kekworthy how angry monarchists get when you mention either of the two in a positive light. I tried not to say anything so as not to break the illusion, but I guess it was hard to detect the sarcasm
They’re all regarded anyway
No. 1569568
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Kate's hair looked nice at the reception. She should wear it like this more often.
I won't post a pic since she's a child, but Charlotte matching with Kate was really cute. I liked her tiny floral headpiece more than Kate's. Kate's headpiece with all the layers was just butt fugly. At that point she should've just been allowed to wear a tiara.
No. 1569621
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>>1569526ayrt, to me the rest of the family are either boring or lolcows but anne? based
No. 1569714
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I thought Camilla was wearing a plain white dress, but it's actually so ugly up close. Imo she doesn't have great taste in fashion. It's always awkwardly fitting or just not cute.
No. 1569796
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>>1569714i's an ugly dress for sure but the little dogs are a cute detail
No. 1569869
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Saw a lot of people pointing out how similar Kate's headpiece is to this tiara Rose Hanbury wore back in 2017.
No. 1570098
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>>1569870they're both different too so i think they're her irl dogs
ngl im indifferent to camilla but it's kinda cute that she wanted her pets included
No. 1570464
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Why did Katy wear this
No. 1570558
>>1569714Disagree. The dress is exquisite. I do always wish she'd use a lifting bra, though.
>>1569869Some people spend way too much time screwing down on and salivating over details and supposed meaningful signals that aren't actually anything.
>>1570464That thing is at least better than the larpish VW outfit she wore to the coronation. Kept waiting for the music to start so she could do her burlesque act.
No. 1571116
>>1569049>1000 years oldThey were literally founded in early 19th century and aren't even British. They were called Saxe-Coburg und Gotha until WWI, ffs.
People who still support monarchy are fucking pathetic. One of the few decent things commies did in our part of the world was getting rid of these parasites (this includes aristocracy too). You're literally paying taxes for these pedophiles to travel the world, fuck kids, do shady businesses with other vile people and avoid responsibility when shit hits the fan. British monarchs own plenty of land and get a lot od profits from it, yet they still required 250 millions of taxpayers' money to sponsor this tacky ceremony at the time of worldwide financial crisis. Whoever defends this has some serious case of Stockholm syndrome.
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No. 1580257
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Uh ohhhh.
From NBC New York
>Prince Harry, Meghan Markle and her mother, Doria Ragland took refuge inside a New York City police station amid a "chaotic" car chase by paparazzi on Tuesday night according to law enforcement.
>Paparazzi were said to have been chasing the Duke and Duchess of Sussex following their appearance at the Ms. Foundation for Women's Annual Gala earlier that night.
>In a statement to NBC News, the couple's spokesperson said the "relentless pursuit" lasted for over two hours and resulted in near collisions with other drivers on the road, pedestrians and two NYPD police officers.
>The spokesperson added that the “near catastrophic car chase” came “at the hands of a ring of highly aggressive paparazzi.”
>In a statement to NBC New York, NYPD Deputy Commissioner, Public Information, Julian Phillips confirmed that the NYPD assisted the private security team protecting the Duke and Duchess of Sussex.
>"There were numerous photographers that made their transport challenging. The Duke and Duchess of Sussex arrived at their destination and there were no reported collisions, summonses, injuries, or arrests in regard," Phillips said.
No. 1580259
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>>1580257Samefag, the Daily Mail and Express had these photos and apparently also a video of the chase but they were quickly removed. Idk if the video could be found anywhere.
No. 1580587
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>>1580580I guess if it was an assassination attempt it wouldn't make sense to do it in NYC then. I don't think it was an attempt either way though, British paparazzi are known for being crazy when it comes to the royal family (Princess Diana obviously, William arguing with a paparazzi for taking pictures of them when they were with their kids recently) and I'm willing to bet some traveled to get pics of them.
>ALso the cab driver came out and said they were just followed not chased kek.Where did you see that? The only thing from the taxi driver was that it seemed like they were being chased. Picrel.
No. 1581296
>>1580257>>1580430>>1580480>>1580580>>1580589Meghan feels the need to skinwalk Diana to the cringiest, weirdest, most unhinged degree. I don’t understand what Harry is on, that it never rings a single red flag to him,
instead he just plays along to it…? Like, it’s fucked up and trash.
No. 1581543
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How do you go from this
No. 1581544
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…to this??
No. 1581585
>>1581296Anon, he loves it, he could make Freud come back from the dead if he wanted to. Check Harry's book, the guy has insane mommy issues and I wouldn't even be surprised if he encouraged Meghan to be more similar to Diana.
>>1581543>>1581544Divine punishment for British slags who cheat on their wives, and yes I'm including Jude Law and his fucked up hairline here as well.
No. 1581720
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>>1569404Nta but I can't believe I've never heard of Hot Johnny before
No. 1581722
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>hunky
He's mega mid but as far as the royals go tbh I'd choose him over Harry
No. 1581748
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>>1581669Samefag but just to add to my post, that taxi driver only drove them for 10 minutes seemingly after most of the chase was over. No one ever said it was a highspeed chase from an action movie or anything like that, but if you ask me it seems like paparazzi were following and driving recklessly while trying to capture them. Use wayback machine if you wanna read the full article with no ads.
https://www.washingtonpost.com/nation/2023/05/17/harry-meghan-car-crash-paparazzi/
>In an interview on Wednesday, taxi driver Sukhcharn Singh said he picked the couple up in New York later on Tuesday night and drove them for a brief period, during which it appeared they were pursued by other vehicles.
>Singh said he picked up Harry, Meghan, an older woman he didn’t recognize and a security guard in his yellow cab at about 11 p.m. outside the New York City Police Department’s 19th precinct on East 67th Street. In Singh’s account, the guard waved him down and asked: “Do you want a fare?”
>Singh, who goes by “Sunny,” said he drove the group the block and a half west to Park Avenue before heading south. The driver said they were pursued by two vehicles: a black Honda Accord and an older gray Honda CR-V.
>Singh, 37, who moved to the United States from India as a child, said he got the impression from the group that they had been already pursued by paparazzi before entering his car. After a few minutes, Singh said, the security guard grew concerned about the photographers and asked him to return to the police station. The guard thought they were too exposed and didn’t want their location shared more widely, Singh said.
>He turned and headed north up Madison Avenue, driving them back to the pickup point. Singh estimated that the entire journey lasted 10 minutes.
>“I don’t think I would call it a chase,” Singh said of his period driving the couple. “I never felt like I was in danger. It wasn’t like a car chase in a movie. They were quiet and seemed scared but it’s New York — it’s safe.” No. 1582315
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>>1581654>charles and diana>inbreedingwhat the fuck?
No. 1599153
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Just learned that Camilla had the Cullinan diamonds set in her coronation crown even though she chose not to use the Koh-I-Noor. Genuinely, why don't they just return the Koh-I-Noor and Cullinan diamonds and replace them with lab grown diamonds or something? It's good PR for them because they would be getting rid of blood diamonds and it would go along with Charles sustainable, environmental activism, save the earth thing.
No. 1599155
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>>1599153Samefag but also William spoke out about this scepter made of ivory and it wasn't used at the coronation, so I don't get it.
No. 1599274
>>1599153Good point, Anon! But too late now, kek. They’ve let that opportunity to a "rebranding" slip.
It was definitely obvious that they had a pr strategy going on around the time of the coronation to actively remind everyone (or educate, for those who didn’t hear about it before) that he’s in fact the "Earth King" – all about sustainability, and humanitarianism, equal opportunities, and preserving the Earth. And not his romantic endeavours ‘contrary to what everyone’s only ever cared to notice and talk about’. Don’t know where you’re from exactly, but where I live, numerous documentaries back to back to back have been aired before and following the coronation. And they all had the same narrative, and they all have been filmed this year or late 2022.
So, what you suggested would’ve totally been on brand and fit the concept they had going for the event.
>>1599155What did he say about it?
No. 1600411
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I honestly don't understand why Kate is so popular because she's honestly so udderly unremarkable to me. Maybe it's to make up for the controversy she had with her "scandalous" past, but Her whole M.O seems to be staying quiet, not really standing for much of anything, and not really doing or saying anything to challenge the status quo unless it's making a "risky" fashion move Even Camilla campaigns against domestic abuse which I think is a pretty daring stance to make for someone like her. Even her Early Years work really isn't her doing much of anything as far as I can tell. If I have to be honest, she reminds me of those tradwives who promote women staying quiet and not being too "bold". Not that I expect a literal princess to stir the pot and be rebellious or whatever, but I think she should at least ramp up her Early Years work. And William too because they both seem pretty fucking lazy.
Idk maybe I'm saying this the wrong way but I feel like someone here will get what I mean.
No. 1601196
>>1600411being duriful, keeping a stiff upper lip and not standing for anything is basically the old fashioned values people expect royals to follow. (well the ones who care about the monarchy).
look at the late queen, she never expressed strong opinions about anthing, it was all about duty and dignity and reserve.
and it's expected that royals shouldn't have opinions about current affairs. charles got in trouble for being opinionated.
kate fits the mould perfectly and shes good looking so royalists love her.
i personally like it better when royals are lolcows but i'm not a bong so
No. 1601710
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What are your thoughts on the ongoing case with Harry accusing media outlets of hacking his (and other royals') phone throughout the years?
No. 1601809
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>>1601710He's also going against Rupert Murdoch (dude that owns literally hundreds of newspapers and news channels, like Fox News, The Wall Street Journal, The Daily Telegraph, The Sun, etc etc…). Wouldn't be surprised if what he's claiming is true, it makes sense for a Royal family to have a symbiotic relationship with newspapers/the media.
>Harry says he received the support of the queen and her aides when he attempted to push back on the supposed deal in 2017, only to struggle and be repeatedly frustrated by courtiers close to his father, Charles.
>Harry revealed that Prince William had settled his own, not previously publicised phone-hacking claim against Murdoch’s company “for a huge sum of money” in 2020.
>Harry asks how his brother’s deal was reached “without any of the public being told”. He suggests William reached a “favourable deal in return for him going ‘quietly’, so to speak”.https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2023/apr/25/was-there-a-secret-deal-between-royal-family-and-murdochs-media-empire No. 1601811
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>>1601786deuxmoi go figure
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>>1601809Samefag, but Harry is claiming the "deal" between Murdoch and William was
for a million pounds. Only one million? Yeesh.
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This bitch sucked. And apparently she was like 4'9".
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>>1602130Samefag, this is one of her gowns.
I'm short but she's literally a dwarf.
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>>1602131I have a soft spot for her.
Kawaii victoria-chan
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British people let a literal dwarf teach them about morality. And if this pic is anything to go by, her man wasn't much taller.
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>>1601809>>1601813Apologies for potential retardation, but am I reading this correctly?
So
>>1601811 is about William, right? And, according to Harry, William received one million pounds as "compensation" for this sort of blind item being published / posted? And
that is their secret deal with Murdoch, that their phones will periodically be hacked into but they’ll be receiving basically hush money for each instance? Or is it some kind of monthly payment, a subscription to a royal’s phone kek? Sorry, this sounds so bizarre, or maybe I’m just dumb.
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I don't like when people accuse the women in the BRF of copying each other because there's only so much "royal" fashion in the world, but has anyone noticed that Kate has been channeling Diana hard since she became Princess of Wales? So much 80s style fashion and for a lot of these outfits you can find Diana fits that are extremely similar. I don't think it's a coincidence either, if you follow the BRF you can see that Kate and Meghan (but especially Kate) are pretty purposeful about the messages they send with their fashion.
Anyway, I think a huge hallmark of her fashion now that she's PoW will be dressing for attention and to stick out. I won't go too deep into it cause I know most anons aren't royal watchers and you'll all think I'm crazy, but look at this pic from this years Trooping the Color. Everyone is in red, white and blue but Kate is in a jarring green with a pretty big hat.
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Aren't British people starving right now?
https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2023/jul/20/king-charles-to-receive-huge-pay-rise-from-uk-taxpayers#:~:text=King%20Charles%20III%20is%20to,monarchy%20by%2045%25%20from%202025.
>Details of the increase, which comes against the backdrop of a cost of living crisis, were contained in a review of royal funding published by the Treasury on Thursday. It revealed the royal family’s grant is due to increase from £86m to £125m.
>The review of the royal funding settlement was heavily spun by the Treasury to give the impression that the king would be taking a pay cut so that crown estate funds could instead be spent on public services.
>Next year, the sovereign grant will remain unchanged at £86.3m. However, in 2025, the king’s public funding will increase by a projected £38.5m, giving the monarchy an annual stipend of £124.8m. In 2026, it will be £126m. No. 1639904
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I don't know anything about Morocco or their royal family, but I'm literally so curious as to what happened to Lalla Salma. She hasn't been seen since December 2017. Apparently it's because she got divorced and is no longer a royal, but wouldn't it still be weird for her to not have been photographed?
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>>1639248I apologise for being retarded, but genuine question – what could a king coming from an old-arse monarchy possibly need an extra £38.5m a year for?
Everything that he’s surrounded with and what he spends on is
already paid for. Not so much officially, but
essentially, he owns a shitfuck of things which include all those estates, works of art, items of internationally acclaimed cultural and historical value, mind-boggling vanity like gold-plated coaches and whatnot, holds on to some of the biggest riches in the world like jewels etc etc. There’s not much else he can buy in the world, why would he need any more pocket money, let alone £38.5m? To be spent on what? Earth-saving projects? Wouldn’t that be funded otherwise? Additional expenses caused by the cost of living crisis? Please.
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They don't play about diplomacy.
Anyway, posting cause I wanted to ask the UK anons here, what is the general publics attitude towards the current members of the royal family? I get the vibe that it's really only older people who care/like them and younger people either don't care or don't like any of them.
https://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/royal-family/king-charles-kim-jong-un-north-korea-anniversary-b2408983.html