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>harry and meghan spawn two kids and an annoying podcast where meghan talks about herself. wokies still rave about their kween>harry gets a mutlimillion dollar book deal to talk shit about his family. book coming this winter maybe>philip fucking dies>liz fucking dies>britain now has a king charles No. 1333322
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I still can't believe the queen is dead
No. 1333358
>>1333322I'm still waiting to see if she comes back to life soon. Like she could still resurrect on the third day and out herself as being Beelzebub incarnate… or a space lizard.
My life is very boring.
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>>1333322i was so sure she'd bury charles
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How a Charles coin might look
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No. 1333399
>>1333389op here and i actually liked liz, but lolcow is the wrong place if you want grave and respectful coverage
also not a burger
No. 1333425
>>1333407anne is the best and most based. she would have made a great queen
i love that she wears uniforms too
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The family tree of the queens corgis/dorgis
I thought this was cute!!
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>>1333545Don't forget Liz was also a horse girl!
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Like mother like son
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I'm not really interested in the royals, but I do want to see what Kate (and Megan if she shows up) wear to any upcoming events. The outfits are the stuff I tune in most for.
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>>1333730I agree honestly. I wish she still did royal duty shit just to see more outfits.
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For anyone wondering Harry is still not directly in the line of succession, William is now the crown prince and after him is his son and daughter
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>>1333855Honestly I hope an Aga Khan like situation happens, where Charles passes over the crown to his grandson rather then give it to his embarrassing hedonistic heir
No. 1333888
>>1333780Are you new? That is hardly the worst thing that happened in an /ot/ thread. Genuinely, if you can't handle a bit of trolling get off the internet.
>>1333781This also. Is hardly a surprise for god's sake.
No. 1334013
>>1333981Because I'm interested in it anon. Yes it can be boring but sometimes they do wear something really nice.
>>1333987Same. I even love seeing the people at these events wear super ugly outfits.
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>>1333730Disagree. Both look fug. At least Kate has the potential to look beautiful. Meghan's body is like SpongeBobs': rectangle, no waist, disproportionate. Nothing really fits her, everything is ill fitting. I wish Kate would stop with the twee outfits bc she has a really beautiful body.
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How long do you think Charles is going to be King? There are some speculations that he won't make it that long bc of his health issues
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>>1334141Meghan is built like Bruce Jenner
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>>1334391anon do you know about the photos of kate from back then or the trashy party girl life she would live, which is more trashy than anything meghan has ever done.
Now tell us the real reason why you consider kate sophisticated and not meghan.
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>>1334411Sophisticated Kate, look up how william feel in love with her. I wish i was making it up.
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>>1334413>>1334411Classy Kate partying in a nightclub wearing playboy bunny ears (her cousin is also a stripper who worked with playboy and her sister was pictured in her bra, what a classy sophisticated family kate has)
No. 1334439
>>1334413Daily reminder that picture is what made William fall in love with Kate, i wish i was joking.
>when Kate strutted down the catwalk of a university fashion show in this Charlotte Todd see-through number, and as the story goes, this was the moment young Will realized he was attracted to Miss Middleton.Sophisticated…huh?
No. 1334479
>>1334439Ah, I looked it up and thought anon was referencing this:
>The Queen’s grandson also revealed, “She’s got a really naughty sense of humour which kind of helps me because I’ve got a very dirty sense of humour.But that makes more sense
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>>1334413Lol I looked it up and the “dress” is supposed to be a skirt. She pulled it up over her chest, no wonder it looks so weird. Also men are retarded, as usual. “He saw her in a different light!” like wow women have bodies under our clothes, who would have thought!
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>>1334654I remember the hype around him when he looked like picrel
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>>1334952I wish they teamed up tbh. Would have been iconic to see them succeed together.
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>>1335281Harry is secretly a Franciscan monk, dunno about the other one.
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I'm interested in how this will play out in other countries in the Commonwealth, and especially Canada. It's a development that arrives at a particularly tumultuous time, and the crowning of a new head of state is a large gift to republican populists (i.e. American-influenced) who would want to abandon the monarchy. But to do so would require a constitutional amendment and is not a small thing
This is all something that's unfolding at an absolutely wild time with so much other stuff happening
No. 1335539
>>1335532it's spelled sapphic and only wokies use that. you can say lesbian here. but you should probably go back to twitter
>>1335533I agree their accent is so nice
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i can't believe anons are seriously acting like kate tends to dress better than meghan. her shit looks so cheap, tacky, the silhouettes and prints are awful. the one thing i give her was that meghan's potato-sack givenchy wedding dress was a grevious sin that i can't forgive and she will probably end up in hell for it
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Why is this thread filled with kate vs meghan wars. Instead of talking about the prince who was friends with epstein
No. 1335566
>>1335557>Instead of talking about the prince who was friends with epsteinI forgot about this angle. I wonder how this will relate with public sentiment on this exact subject. I can't see it being anything but populist fuel a la
>>1335538Interesting times
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>>1335567Raw memetic warfare ammunition tbh. I honestly wonder what the official response to this particular message will be
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>>1335598what do you think there's on the nation tail sides of euro coins anon
No. 1335647
>>1335557Andrew's probably shitting himself now the queen isn't around to protect him. Charles doesn't get along with him, so maybe he'll end up throwing him in the tower kek
>>1335558You were right to say it nona.
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I’m so fed up of her death dominating the news. Genuinely hoping for a terrorist attack.
No. 1335944
>>1335867She kind of was a BPD chan. I love her and think she was an amazing woman but she was far from perfect and should never have married Charles in the first place. He was in a relationship with camilla before he even met Diana and he only married Diana because she was a virgin. It was the worst arrangement for a bpd and she suffered from bulimia and also once deliberately threw herself down the stairs while pregnant with Harry. She admitted all of this in a televised interview. Needless to say, the windsors where not fucking happy about it.
Also she would still be alive had she of worn her cunting seatbelt. This is what convinces people it was an elaborate assassination. Bc what person in their right mind would not wear a seatbelt whilst in a car that’s driving down the motorway at full speed to escape relentlessly pursuing paparazzi. Like if you don’t usually wear a seatbelt, wouldn’t you at least buckle up during that absolute mess of a situation? It’s bpd behaviour. If I met Diana’s ghost I would be like “you’re a stupid bitch for that I’m sorry. Love u though”
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i can't believe they are giving her dogs to the fucking pedo
No. 1336196
>>1335944I don't care about the royal family but
>It’s bpd behaviour.This shit is literally why no one can take any of you serious
No. 1336209
>>1335944So what kind of "bpd behaviors" of Diana are known from her time before getting married to an older cheater and into an controlling family that hated her? Because any behavior she'd display after marriage would sound to me more like a response to shitty situation she's in. Women in
toxic relationships the second they don't endure them in silence are immediately accused of bpd and histronics.
No. 1336389
>>1335944It's obvious when you watch old interviews with her that the whole "deep and passionate misunderstood soul with such a deep heart" is an image she meticulously cultivated and not a sincere feeling. It's a fantasy for those sorts of women to be martyrs and outcasts for being more moral and feeling than other people. They want that victimization more than they want anything else in life. It's bizarre how when it's a tabletop roleplay thing, those sorts of dumb and slightly cluster B girls will always play -that- sort of character and nothing but that.
She leveraged herself in by juxtaposing herself with how conservative and stale the rest of the royals were, and drumming that note up constantly for sympathy with the media. If she was alive today and still at it, you'd see her just throwing pride flags over Buckingham palace and crying when she gets told how inappropriate it was. Or how she struggles so much with her bisexuality, which she conveniently would come out of the closet about.
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I hate her legs and her fashion sense so much
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She looks like she has spent most of her life in a wheelchair. What the fuck. she must have some kind of surgery on them. They don’t look normal at all.
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they didn't let andrew wear uniform tbis tome lol.
for philip's funeral everyone wore civilian outfits so they wouldn't embarass him and harry, but this time all his siblings are in uniform and he isn't
i hope this means charles will be tougher on him than mummy was
also good on anne for rocking uniforms
>>1336851agreed. i don't care for charles but the vitriol for camilla is so ridiculous
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I just saw what Prince Edward looked like when he was young. Is it just the men in this family that age like shit or British men in general?
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>>1337127Damn wtf happened?
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Philip wasn't bad as a young man, either. I'd like to think that William takes after Diana more but he's got the balding and the nose down already for sure.
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It seems like Charles was the one who really wasn't ever attractive lmao
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>>1337238I mean this is what he looked like when he got married so
No. 1337319
>>1337131>>1337127Men don't take care of themselves, simple as. They're indoctrinated with the idea that skincare is for women and gays.
The balding can't really be helped, it's just a side effect of the broken Y chromosome.
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>>1338326Uuuh there was King James I, lmao. I can't think of anyone currently living, though I'm sure there's plenty of tinfoil about various royals being closeted or whatever.
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Man arrested for calling Prince Andrew a sick fuck
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King Charles fire 100 staff. Kek I know his reign is about to be full of drama. He's already powertripping.
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How does Charles feel about Meghan? Maybe she reminds him of Diana a little bit
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It's ok guys, Jedward is going to sort this out and avenge the colonies. It started with Ireland and it'll end with Ireland
No. 1339251
>>1339238I used to like their songs as a teen (during eurovision times) and i liked some wholesome vidrel song, but that's about it. That one time I discovered their twitter i realized they are pretty obsessed with throwing their opinion about dramas, even though I know they do donate to a lot of charities and do some other good stuff…?But their twitter has a weird 'tiktok trending zoomer' energy to me.
its funny my Irish friend hates them a lot, i wonder if they are disliked in your country as much? I don't even think they are relevant anymore.
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>>1337145it's so wild to me that two reasonably attractive people managed to produce a child that has always been strikingly ugly. even as a kid or youth charles has never been even close to acceptable-looking
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>>1338326One of the queen's third cousins is, he divorced his wife and then married a guy a few years later.
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F in chat for xXLizzy_D_QueenXx666 she would have loved Hogwarts Legacy
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British "people" absolutely coping in the replies to Jedward (the true successors to Karl Marx & the leaders of the Irish communist state)
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Her cute little corgis, and her pony was there too
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>>1343295When she was being brought to Windsor castle, the pony you can see standing on the grass by the driveway where the public was not allowed. And I just checked and in the 9 hour BBC stream the corgis are shown around 7:57:54. Emma (pony) was not that long before that.
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Brit nonna's have you seen this, this honestly goes pretty hard
No. 1345581
>>1345493tbh anyone mixed-race stupid enough to marry a white man caught on tape calling people pakis and ragheads deserves what they get. like she knew before she met him that he was racist, so why is his family being racist a deal breaker?
also i've become obsessed with the anti-meghan thread on tattle life. those middle aged pearl-clutchers are literally q-anon level insane. you can post an obviously fake tumblr anon ask like "i work for the palace and meghan stole a corgi" and they'll believe it without a second thought kek.
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Since we're already talking about Maghan being a liar + #MeghanMarkleExposed is trending on Twitter
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No. 1350458
Sorry for the Meghan spam, I'm just so surprised that this has come up so suddenly. I do think it's funny so see that the royal family has Twitter stan accounts at war with eachother. There are actual prince William simp pics appearing on my timeline
>>1350455These aren't my screenshots, they're being passed around on Twitter
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No. 1350473
>>1350463Where'd you find this?
Anon social media posts claiming to have TOTALLY REAL INSIDER INFO are usually wack but this really sounds believable
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>>1351334I’m not a fan of Meghan at all but reddit takes any negative statement against her as gospel with no shadow of a doubt, it’s kind of mental
No. 1357019
>>1354610reddit is stupid anyway but some things are true. Like there are/were some reports about them changing their nanny again, their orginial staff for their Netflix deal not wanting to work together with them after a short time (again and again) and Meghan was caught lying too much.
Even when she wrote about her miscarriage she literally copy and pasted the article from another woman, who wrote about her miscarriage years ago in a newspaper (I think it was even the New York Times). It was said that Meghan literally only changed the names and the dates and people provided a link to the original article. Like imagine being the original author and seeing someone famous straight up copying your horrible experience and being praised for how wonderful she wrote this and that she is so brave for opening up and you have to be reminded of this sad experience again. And there are a lot of stories with proof about her lying, which is why so many start to believe every bad thing about her, because her character is already ruined to anyone, who half-way keeps up with them. I don't like Harry or the royal family either and think they are all horrible but she lies in such an obvious way and changes her stories so many times that I honestly wonder why she just can't stay quiet. After they departed from the royals so many people were also on their side and they both ruined it by being caught lying so much and making money off his family
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2 terrible covers
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Anyone watching the Harry and Meghan documentary tomorrow? The trailers on youtube have a ton of dislikes, I'm talking 300,000 to 17,000 likes or something like that.
No. 1438801
>>1438773I haven't watched it yet, but I just
knew it was gonna be like that. i could tell from the trailer - which was just a slideshow of photos of them being smarmy, saccharine twats. clearly they have nothing of substance to share otherwise there would have been more teasers. such a cash grab project.
No. 1470657
>>1470448gonna be hard to choose between the seal singing, charles's teddy bear, the lipgloss… but the real star is probably the frozen dong
im glad everyone is making fun of them now. the whole rf is a clown show, they're just the wokie variant
No. 1471669
>>1471635We didn't, but not that we do know, why are they circumcised?
>>1470682I usually don't give two shits about the royal family but this book ignited something in me because the vitriol makes me think of my own family drama, so here it is out of order and from the top of my head:
>penis saga: Harry got frostbite in Antarctica, reveals the circumcision, put Diana's lip cream to make his "todger" get better, still had frozen dick at Willaim and Kate's wedding>He brought his mother's perfume to therapy>He has a box with a lock of her hair by his bedside>Megan put her pregnancy tests in the box to get Diana's blessing or something>He says he killed 25 talibans and didn't feel a thing>Megan told Kate that she was forgetful because of her post-pregnancy hormones, Kate told her they weren't close enough for Megan to talk to her like this, Megan told Kate that's how she talks to her friends, William got involved and asked Megan to stop disrespecting his wife, Megan told him to get his finger out her face>William believes the media about Megan and says she is difficult>William didn't want to hang out with Harry at Eton highschool>William got a bigger bedroom than Harry at their palace in Scotland when they were kids>Kate doesn't want to share her lipgloss with Megan>Harry thinks William's balding is worse than his>Harry ignores anyone that tries to advise him to ignore the media, like his near-70yo father, because they just don't get it>Pissed by William saying in an interview that he snored (they lived together in their 20s) because William may have had ulterior motives>Kate and William were big fans of Suits and knew who Megan was before meeting her>Megan thought Harry's 120sqm bachelor pad in the heart of London was shitty>He only accepted his mother's death after 10 years, when he was around 23yo>he asked to see pictures from his mother's accident, and was disgusted from seeing all the flashing lights of the paps>He went to Paris through the tunnel and was shocked to see it was just a short straight tunnel, where nobody should die>Harry recalls several times when he was singled out by tabloids when he was a teenager for dumb shit like shaving his head but also taking drugs and going to rehab>He feels like he wasn't protected enough by his family from the media>Charles wasn't a great single dad but he would leave letters on Harry's pillows to tell him he was proud of him>fucking wedding bridesmaid dress drama at Harry and Megan's wedding where I don't get wtf happened but Megan made Kate cry or something and then Kate apologized with flowers>compared paparazzis to talibans, young men being radicalized>Harry lost his virginity at 17 to an older woman by "mounting her" near a pub and getting spanked afterwards>He did coke at 17 for the first time>Has done shrooms, psychedelics and weed, says psychedelics helped him redefine reality and let go of restrictions>Harry and William didn't want Charles to marry Camilla when younger, although they liked Camilla>Says Camilla started to scheme her way into marriage and queendom by using the press>Charles was worried Megan and Harry would overshadow him and Camilla, also once asked Catherine to change her name because there would be too many people with a name starting with a C in the family>Dog bowl fight : William attacked Harry after an argument about Megan and grabbed Harry by the necklace which broke, sending him in the dog bowl, which broke and cut his back. Harry then called his therapist immediately. William apologized afterwards>Harry started feeling left out when William and Kate start having children after their wedding and didn't hang out with him much>Says he frequently sees signs of his mother's messages for him in animals>fell in love with Magan after seeing a picture of her with Snapchat's dog filter>wasn't good at school, seems to have memory problems and acknowledges that some parts of his book may not be factual, but they are still his truth>broke up with previous gf because of the paparazzis, didn't want to put her through it>was conflicted between a Nazi costume and pilot costume for the costume party, he asked William and Kate and they said to go with the Nazi costume>Megan is literally perfect, perfect, perfect>After Philips' funeral, talk between Harry and his brother and father, they call him delusional and that he doesn't seem to mind the press that much, he disagrees, says Oprah interview was brave because he was speaking in his own name>William then told him that he swears on their mother's grave that he wants Harry to be happy, Harry doesn't believe him (that's where he talks about his brother's baldness), split between brothers seems definitiveOverall it seems like family drama at its worse, a mixture of pettiness, resentment, trauma and heartbreak all stewing for years and years and years.
No. 1471674
>>1470732Wtf who talks about his dick like that while also putting in a short sad phrase about his dead mother? Why would you even want to talk about your frostbitten dick…
Seriously from the tone of the book and how they talk they all sound like they're emotionally stunted retards.
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Everyone talks about Harry's freudian obsession with his mother but he seems equally obsessed with his brother. Bro you're nearly 40 years old, fucking move on, holy shit. Harry probably would have been super creepy with William if William were a girl and were his big sister whose face seemed to be copypasted from Diana's.
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Thinking is listening to the audiobook
No. 1480053
>>1471669He said he made fun of a Matron who had spine/stiffnss problems and so walked funny and who wasnt 'fancyable' at his school to get a laugh out of his friends
Also the cut penis thing is apparently a tradition in the royal family that goes back awhile
No. 1565433
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Semi-necroing this thread since the coronation is in 4 days (May 6th, if you're not aware)
Am I the only one that thinks it's funny that they're attempting to make the ceremony look understated and modern (I guess because the UK is going through some kind of economic crisis) by making the dress code "day dress" and allegedly getting rid of tiaras, while still planning to have Charles and Camila tugged around in a gold carriage?
No. 1565439
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>>1565433Samefag, a little context for what I mean
>According to King Charles' former butler Grant Harrold, the dress code will be a "massive change to royal protocol" with a more relaxed affair with a "day dress" dress code.https://people.com/royals/king-charles-coronation-dress-code-massive-change-royal-protocol-grant-harrold/>Kate Middleton might skip a tiara for King Charles and Queen Camilla's coronation.>A week before the historic crowning ceremony, The Times reported that the Princess of Wales, 41, plans to shake up past precedent by not wearing the ultimate royal accessory.>"Instead it is thought that she is planning to wear a floral headpiece," The Times reported.>"There are also rumors within palace circles that no royal women will wear tiaras," the outlet added.https://people.com/royals/kate-middleton-headpiece-coronation-flower-instead-tiara-report/They should just go all the way with the pomp and pageantry instead of only trying to do a little, imo. Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't the British monarchy the only one in Europe that still has coronations this big anyway? If they really want it to be modern then they should just make the ceremony short and simple.
No. 1565691
>>1565503The Monarch aren't just a high class society thing they do hold a traditional role with God and state. Unless UK becomes a secular country we won't abandon our royal family.
>>1565439I think it'll be cute if Kate wears a floral crown for spring. Maybe her and William are dressing down since a lot of the British public favour kate and William over Charles and camilla
No. 1566418
>>1566130NTA but I find people with your viewpoints interesting. How do you reconcile this idea that these people have a "role with God", as if they're closer to divinity or almost priestly, with the reality of them and their actions? Do you believe in divinely ordained sexual abuse? Lies? Psychological abuse? Intense greed and selfishness? Dressing up as Nazis? Does God stand with Jimmy Saville, from your POV?
They're nothing like Jesus or God, and everything like the evil rich people from every tale. If these people are "traditionally ordained" to a Godly stature, why are they so damn rotten, and why is any affiliation with Christ purely a symbolic sham with no real grounding or conviction?
I mean, look, even if you want to pull the "Well, no one's perfect, but at least they're trad and conservative! They give the UK a classy family to look up to", to give a very minor example, even Kate Middleton walked around naked to get attention from the prince she wanted to marry. What exactly is there to admire here? It's like you enjoy lying to yourself.
No. 1566424
>>1566418Nta but I don't think anon is saying that
she believes the royals have a divine right, just that that's why there is a monarchy. Which is true, royals said that they were god's representatives. I personally do just see them as celebrity aristocrats though.
No. 1566707
>>1566418I've only ever seen the points you mentioned discussed by 70-year-old biker guys who hang around in pubs and obsessively read Pratchett, so it's a bit jarring seeing this on Lolcow. You're not wrong, but nobody cares about God in the UK, they care about traditional things and having a family who's a living tourist attraction.
The only people I've come across who genuinely give a shit about the royals are elderly Brits, the aristocracy, the wannabe aristocracy who use Klarna to buy all of Kate and Meghan's outfits, and boomer immigrants, especially Asian or Black immigrants. Their kids either don't give a shit or actively hate the monarchy. The vast majority of the British population only cares about the monarchy because of the extra bank holidays, that's really it. I don't think anyone would bring God into this, everyone talks about how good the royals are for the economy.
No. 1568758
>>1568733Based.
The whole coronation thing is a wasteful use of time and resources in the face of thousands of children in the UK who are starving and/or living on the streets. I don't understand how most people aren't up in arms over this. It's quite pathetic that this country perpetuates these antiquated traditions with such vigour. The royals serve no purpose that haven't been achieved in republican nations (inb4 'they bring in tourist moneeeyyyyy!!1!1!'). I hope that the other Commonwealth nations make like Barbados and cut ties with the UK monarchy to become republics, and that there are many big protests at this tasteless gathering.
No. 1568997
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>Coronation starting at 6AM and ending at 9:30AM EST
Gatdamn, on the weekend too. Is anyone else gonna watch? I could just wait till after, but I want to be up to see it and I know that if I don't watch it in real time I won't even bother to watch later.
No. 1569005
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>>1568733i fucking wish. the amount of sycophants in this country is gross
>>1568997why would you wake up early to watch an inbred old man try on a hat
No. 1569049
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>>1569005it's the continuation of a 1000 year dynasty and a family that once ruled over a quarter of the world, possibly still do, in a ceremony that is beyond lavish and as a cultural spectacle will contain the last vestiges of anything resembling history and tradition for this country why the fuck wouldn't you watch.
>>1568758wah wah wah you people are a dime and dozen it's a giant national party
No. 1569076
>>1569049'1000 year dynasty' you mean a bunch of ugly, inbred, utterly medicore people?
'beyond lavish' they couldn’t even get anyone relevant to perform but flops like katy perry
trad anons stay delusional
No. 1569096
>>1569076that's because it's so political and so many retards whining about wahwah it's so unfair that they could only get someone as asinine as perry to agree to it meanwhile he'll be coronated in a building 800 years older than the country she was born in with some of the biggest rubys and diamonds on his head
>not lavishcope more
No. 1569102
>>1569049shouldn't you be on the tattle life forums? i don't think this is the place for you.
>>1569086i hate doing this but only scrotes are interested in theology. i kind of suspected you were a male from your original post but i am detecting a penis and balls really hard here. no one wants to debate "theology" and neither is this the place to debate theology when most anons are either atheist or agnostic at best. you're better off going to a christian or catholic forum to discuss that with other likeminded scrotes such as yourself.
>>1569096you really need to make friends with commas and periods.
No. 1569164
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While waiting for this coronation I bawled my eyes out watching the wedding of Princess Victoria of Sweden, the couple looked so in love and happy as did everyone around them. Apparently she is very beloved in Sweden. Do you nonnas have any recommendations of what other royal events I should watch? Funerals, weddings, anything that stood out to you in good or bad. Apparently Prince Albert II of Monaco had a drama filled wedding but I have yet to look into it.
No. 1569212
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>>1568997Samefag, I'm watching now. Does anyone else think his little gold jacket looks tacky and cheap? Look at that shiny material. It literally looks like he grabbed it from party city. Also, I saw someone say that this coronation is the big, grand wedding Charles and Camilla didn't get to have kek.
They really do have everyone wearing regular dresses and no tiaras. Sigh. Didn't they spend 250 million euros on this, and they can't have anyone wear tiaras that they already own?
No. 1569216
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>>1569213Sorry for deleting and reposting anon. I unfortunately haven't seen most of the fashion yet but I do like what Penny Mordaunt is wearing. I kept looking at her while Charles was being crowned lol.
No. 1569217
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Kate
No. 1569219
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Princess Anne
No. 1569223
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>>1569217The fake tiara is so ugly gotdamn. I can't remember the name of it, but I'm so certain they literally have a tiara that looks just like that. Way to make it obvious that she wishes she was in a tiara…
I like what Princess Mary of Denmark wore, that color combo is so cute. Most outfits that I've seen so far are nothing
No. 1569230
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Katy Perry. This is ill-fitting but she's also midwalk so tbh it could just be this photo. The color is pretty. The hat looks like it's floating in from of her head but it's cute lol. I'm definitely thinking she only wore Vivienne Westwood cause she's a British designer.
I wonder what she was thinking when they invited her to perform.
No. 1569237
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lol
No. 1569239
>>1569230Samefag, do they not have escorts there? There's a video of Katy being lost while looking for her seat. Iirc, during Meghan's wedding there was a video of Serena Williams getting lost too
>>1569237She really did win in the end, damn.
No. 1569253
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Shes so smug lmaoo
No. 1569263
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>>1569261Really poor choice of display, it looked like a peepee
No. 1569273
Did the Sussexes show up to the fanfare? There’s a stunning lack of their presence in this thread kek
>>1569230lolwut why is Katy Perry there kek
>>1569253Diana would have made a more beautiful and graceful queen.
No. 1569276
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>>1569273Samefag, looks like the Duchess decided to forgo the event. At least she was there in spirit kekekekek
No. 1569280
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>>1569277Harry looked dashing as always. Can’t say the same about his brother.
No. 1569282
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>>1569280Leggy Prince Harry wows in an onyx black tuxedo flanked by Eugenie in the front (or whichever sister it is) and horseface in the back
No. 1569283
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>>1569282His Royal Highness King Harry reigns supreme
No. 1569285
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>>1569280nevermind Harry, who is this fella?
No. 1569289
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>>1569284Kek nonners we Prince Harryfags are a privileged group. Can’t say the same for those royalists going grey and wrinkly
over the very thought of the Sussexes
>>1569285Ugly as sin, that’s who. Take it to the unconventional attractions thread, this is now a Prince Harry safe space
No. 1569294
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>>1569291Unbothered queen
>>1569263Jesus why the fuck is his hand so massive and fleshy KEK it looks like an elephant’s foot
No. 1569314
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>>1569296>>1569299Diana died in Paris the day after my mom went on holidays in Paris for the first time and Elizabeth died the day after I left London after my own holidays. Maybe a new visit could help.
No. 1569355
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>>1569230Katy Perry almost fell after leaving Westminster Abbey
No. 1569361
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based anne blocking the ginger's view. sussexes stay losing
No. 1569404
>>1569285That's Hot Johnny - Major Johnny Thompson, the King's Equerry, previously a bodyguard for the Queen. There's a thirsty internet line out the door, but he is married.
He was placed behind Harry and his wife at the Queen's funeral. A+ courtier game for that whole seating plan.
No. 1569417
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why is this thread full of harry and meghan stans now? they're all lolcows, the whole family. get a grip.
i gues this is a sign the twitterfags have well and truly taken over
also charles really looked like he wanted to jump off the nearest bridge lmao
No. 1569428
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If C&C wanted there to be a clear distinction between them and the guests, it definitely worked with the dress code. Some guests, like Valerie Amos in picrel, did wear their highest honors but most people were in just dresses and fascinators. They should've at least had the guests wear their honors or something. This event did not look like a highly important ceremony like how they should've wanted it to.
No. 1569445
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>>1569428>>1569429agreed and this is the reason why I like that the Queen of Thailand had some big jewelry on. Def I missed all the tiaras and shit.
No. 1569447
>>1569429Because, as your comment illustrates, they'll be criticized no matter what. Oh, well.
I've seen Kate get criticized in certain quarters for rewearing clothes, and literally in the same sentence criticized for spending too much on clothes.
Agree that it would have been a great spectacle (in the best sense) to see every royal (Brit or other) in their sparkliest crowns and tiaras. But that simply isn't the current mood.
No. 1569451
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>>1569445The queen is gorgeous, I've never seen her before I saw pics of the foreign royals arriving yesterday. Her husband is an ogre but what's new.
No. 1569459
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>>1569451Absolutely agree
>The queen is gorgeous>Her husband is an ogreyou can say the very same thing about the royals from buthan. Loved this vibrant orange/red look from yesterday.
No. 1569463
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Seems like some women wore their tiaras as necklaces. Wise choice tbh.
No. 1569489
>>1569417>why is this thread full of harry and meghan stans now?I’m no stan, it’s just kekworthy how angry monarchists get when you mention either of the two in a positive light. I tried not to say anything so as not to break the illusion, but I guess it was hard to detect the sarcasm
They’re all regarded anyway
No. 1569568
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Kate's hair looked nice at the reception. She should wear it like this more often.
I won't post a pic since she's a child, but Charlotte matching with Kate was really cute. I liked her tiny floral headpiece more than Kate's. Kate's headpiece with all the layers was just butt fugly. At that point she should've just been allowed to wear a tiara.
No. 1569621
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>>1569526ayrt, to me the rest of the family are either boring or lolcows but anne? based
No. 1569714
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I thought Camilla was wearing a plain white dress, but it's actually so ugly up close. Imo she doesn't have great taste in fashion. It's always awkwardly fitting or just not cute.
No. 1569796
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>>1569714i's an ugly dress for sure but the little dogs are a cute detail
No. 1569869
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Saw a lot of people pointing out how similar Kate's headpiece is to this tiara Rose Hanbury wore back in 2017.
No. 1570098
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>>1569870they're both different too so i think they're her irl dogs
ngl im indifferent to camilla but it's kinda cute that she wanted her pets included
No. 1570464
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Why did Katy wear this
No. 1570558
>>1569714Disagree. The dress is exquisite. I do always wish she'd use a lifting bra, though.
>>1569869Some people spend way too much time screwing down on and salivating over details and supposed meaningful signals that aren't actually anything.
>>1570464That thing is at least better than the larpish VW outfit she wore to the coronation. Kept waiting for the music to start so she could do her burlesque act.
No. 1571116
>>1569049>1000 years oldThey were literally founded in early 19th century and aren't even British. They were called Saxe-Coburg und Gotha until WWI, ffs.
People who still support monarchy are fucking pathetic. One of the few decent things commies did in our part of the world was getting rid of these parasites (this includes aristocracy too). You're literally paying taxes for these pedophiles to travel the world, fuck kids, do shady businesses with other vile people and avoid responsibility when shit hits the fan. British monarchs own plenty of land and get a lot od profits from it, yet they still required 250 millions of taxpayers' money to sponsor this tacky ceremony at the time of worldwide financial crisis. Whoever defends this has some serious case of Stockholm syndrome.
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No. 1580257
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Uh ohhhh.
From NBC New York
>Prince Harry, Meghan Markle and her mother, Doria Ragland took refuge inside a New York City police station amid a "chaotic" car chase by paparazzi on Tuesday night according to law enforcement.
>Paparazzi were said to have been chasing the Duke and Duchess of Sussex following their appearance at the Ms. Foundation for Women's Annual Gala earlier that night.
>In a statement to NBC News, the couple's spokesperson said the "relentless pursuit" lasted for over two hours and resulted in near collisions with other drivers on the road, pedestrians and two NYPD police officers.
>The spokesperson added that the “near catastrophic car chase” came “at the hands of a ring of highly aggressive paparazzi.”
>In a statement to NBC New York, NYPD Deputy Commissioner, Public Information, Julian Phillips confirmed that the NYPD assisted the private security team protecting the Duke and Duchess of Sussex.
>"There were numerous photographers that made their transport challenging. The Duke and Duchess of Sussex arrived at their destination and there were no reported collisions, summonses, injuries, or arrests in regard," Phillips said.
No. 1580259
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>>1580257Samefag, the Daily Mail and Express had these photos and apparently also a video of the chase but they were quickly removed. Idk if the video could be found anywhere.
No. 1580587
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>>1580580I guess if it was an assassination attempt it wouldn't make sense to do it in NYC then. I don't think it was an attempt either way though, British paparazzi are known for being crazy when it comes to the royal family (Princess Diana obviously, William arguing with a paparazzi for taking pictures of them when they were with their kids recently) and I'm willing to bet some traveled to get pics of them.
>ALso the cab driver came out and said they were just followed not chased kek.Where did you see that? The only thing from the taxi driver was that it seemed like they were being chased. Picrel.
No. 1581296
>>1580257>>1580430>>1580480>>1580580>>1580589Meghan feels the need to skinwalk Diana to the cringiest, weirdest, most unhinged degree. I don’t understand what Harry is on, that it never rings a single red flag to him,
instead he just plays along to it…? Like, it’s fucked up and trash.
No. 1581543
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How do you go from this
No. 1581544
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…to this??
No. 1581585
>>1581296Anon, he loves it, he could make Freud come back from the dead if he wanted to. Check Harry's book, the guy has insane mommy issues and I wouldn't even be surprised if he encouraged Meghan to be more similar to Diana.
>>1581543>>1581544Divine punishment for British slags who cheat on their wives, and yes I'm including Jude Law and his fucked up hairline here as well.
No. 1581720
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>>1569404Nta but I can't believe I've never heard of Hot Johnny before
No. 1581722
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>hunky
He's mega mid but as far as the royals go tbh I'd choose him over Harry
No. 1581748
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>>1581669Samefag but just to add to my post, that taxi driver only drove them for 10 minutes seemingly after most of the chase was over. No one ever said it was a highspeed chase from an action movie or anything like that, but if you ask me it seems like paparazzi were following and driving recklessly while trying to capture them. Use wayback machine if you wanna read the full article with no ads.
https://www.washingtonpost.com/nation/2023/05/17/harry-meghan-car-crash-paparazzi/
>In an interview on Wednesday, taxi driver Sukhcharn Singh said he picked the couple up in New York later on Tuesday night and drove them for a brief period, during which it appeared they were pursued by other vehicles.
>Singh said he picked up Harry, Meghan, an older woman he didn’t recognize and a security guard in his yellow cab at about 11 p.m. outside the New York City Police Department’s 19th precinct on East 67th Street. In Singh’s account, the guard waved him down and asked: “Do you want a fare?”
>Singh, who goes by “Sunny,” said he drove the group the block and a half west to Park Avenue before heading south. The driver said they were pursued by two vehicles: a black Honda Accord and an older gray Honda CR-V.
>Singh, 37, who moved to the United States from India as a child, said he got the impression from the group that they had been already pursued by paparazzi before entering his car. After a few minutes, Singh said, the security guard grew concerned about the photographers and asked him to return to the police station. The guard thought they were too exposed and didn’t want their location shared more widely, Singh said.
>He turned and headed north up Madison Avenue, driving them back to the pickup point. Singh estimated that the entire journey lasted 10 minutes.
>“I don’t think I would call it a chase,” Singh said of his period driving the couple. “I never felt like I was in danger. It wasn’t like a car chase in a movie. They were quiet and seemed scared but it’s New York — it’s safe.” No. 1582315
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>>1581654>charles and diana>inbreedingwhat the fuck?
No. 1599153
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Just learned that Camilla had the Cullinan diamonds set in her coronation crown even though she chose not to use the Koh-I-Noor. Genuinely, why don't they just return the Koh-I-Noor and Cullinan diamonds and replace them with lab grown diamonds or something? It's good PR for them because they would be getting rid of blood diamonds and it would go along with Charles sustainable, environmental activism, save the earth thing.
No. 1599155
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>>1599153Samefag but also William spoke out about this scepter made of ivory and it wasn't used at the coronation, so I don't get it.
No. 1599274
>>1599153Good point, Anon! But too late now, kek. They’ve let that opportunity to a "rebranding" slip.
It was definitely obvious that they had a pr strategy going on around the time of the coronation to actively remind everyone (or educate, for those who didn’t hear about it before) that he’s in fact the "Earth King" – all about sustainability, and humanitarianism, equal opportunities, and preserving the Earth. And not his romantic endeavours ‘contrary to what everyone’s only ever cared to notice and talk about’. Don’t know where you’re from exactly, but where I live, numerous documentaries back to back to back have been aired before and following the coronation. And they all had the same narrative, and they all have been filmed this year or late 2022.
So, what you suggested would’ve totally been on brand and fit the concept they had going for the event.
>>1599155What did he say about it?
No. 1600411
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I honestly don't understand why Kate is so popular because she's honestly so udderly unremarkable to me. Maybe it's to make up for the controversy she had with her "scandalous" past, but Her whole M.O seems to be staying quiet, not really standing for much of anything, and not really doing or saying anything to challenge the status quo unless it's making a "risky" fashion move Even Camilla campaigns against domestic abuse which I think is a pretty daring stance to make for someone like her. Even her Early Years work really isn't her doing much of anything as far as I can tell. If I have to be honest, she reminds me of those tradwives who promote women staying quiet and not being too "bold". Not that I expect a literal princess to stir the pot and be rebellious or whatever, but I think she should at least ramp up her Early Years work. And William too because they both seem pretty fucking lazy.
Idk maybe I'm saying this the wrong way but I feel like someone here will get what I mean.
No. 1601196
>>1600411being duriful, keeping a stiff upper lip and not standing for anything is basically the old fashioned values people expect royals to follow. (well the ones who care about the monarchy).
look at the late queen, she never expressed strong opinions about anthing, it was all about duty and dignity and reserve.
and it's expected that royals shouldn't have opinions about current affairs. charles got in trouble for being opinionated.
kate fits the mould perfectly and shes good looking so royalists love her.
i personally like it better when royals are lolcows but i'm not a bong so
No. 1601710
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What are your thoughts on the ongoing case with Harry accusing media outlets of hacking his (and other royals') phone throughout the years?
No. 1601809
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>>1601710He's also going against Rupert Murdoch (dude that owns literally hundreds of newspapers and news channels, like Fox News, The Wall Street Journal, The Daily Telegraph, The Sun, etc etc…). Wouldn't be surprised if what he's claiming is true, it makes sense for a Royal family to have a symbiotic relationship with newspapers/the media.
>Harry says he received the support of the queen and her aides when he attempted to push back on the supposed deal in 2017, only to struggle and be repeatedly frustrated by courtiers close to his father, Charles.
>Harry revealed that Prince William had settled his own, not previously publicised phone-hacking claim against Murdoch’s company “for a huge sum of money” in 2020.
>Harry asks how his brother’s deal was reached “without any of the public being told”. He suggests William reached a “favourable deal in return for him going ‘quietly’, so to speak”.https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2023/apr/25/was-there-a-secret-deal-between-royal-family-and-murdochs-media-empire No. 1601811
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>>1601786deuxmoi go figure
No. 1601813
>>1601809Samefag, but Harry is claiming the "deal" between Murdoch and William was
for a million pounds. Only one million? Yeesh.
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This bitch sucked. And apparently she was like 4'9".
No. 1602131
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>>1602130Samefag, this is one of her gowns.
I'm short but she's literally a dwarf.
No. 1602139
>>1602131I have a soft spot for her.
Kawaii victoria-chan
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British people let a literal dwarf teach them about morality. And if this pic is anything to go by, her man wasn't much taller.
No. 1602431
>>1601809>>1601813Apologies for potential retardation, but am I reading this correctly?
So
>>1601811 is about William, right? And, according to Harry, William received one million pounds as "compensation" for this sort of blind item being published / posted? And
that is their secret deal with Murdoch, that their phones will periodically be hacked into but they’ll be receiving basically hush money for each instance? Or is it some kind of monthly payment, a subscription to a royal’s phone kek? Sorry, this sounds so bizarre, or maybe I’m just dumb.
No. 1636584
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I don't like when people accuse the women in the BRF of copying each other because there's only so much "royal" fashion in the world, but has anyone noticed that Kate has been channeling Diana hard since she became Princess of Wales? So much 80s style fashion and for a lot of these outfits you can find Diana fits that are extremely similar. I don't think it's a coincidence either, if you follow the BRF you can see that Kate and Meghan (but especially Kate) are pretty purposeful about the messages they send with their fashion.
Anyway, I think a huge hallmark of her fashion now that she's PoW will be dressing for attention and to stick out. I won't go too deep into it cause I know most anons aren't royal watchers and you'll all think I'm crazy, but look at this pic from this years Trooping the Color. Everyone is in red, white and blue but Kate is in a jarring green with a pretty big hat.
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Aren't British people starving right now?
https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2023/jul/20/king-charles-to-receive-huge-pay-rise-from-uk-taxpayers#:~:text=King%20Charles%20III%20is%20to,monarchy%20by%2045%25%20from%202025.
>Details of the increase, which comes against the backdrop of a cost of living crisis, were contained in a review of royal funding published by the Treasury on Thursday. It revealed the royal family’s grant is due to increase from £86m to £125m.
>The review of the royal funding settlement was heavily spun by the Treasury to give the impression that the king would be taking a pay cut so that crown estate funds could instead be spent on public services.
>Next year, the sovereign grant will remain unchanged at £86.3m. However, in 2025, the king’s public funding will increase by a projected £38.5m, giving the monarchy an annual stipend of £124.8m. In 2026, it will be £126m. No. 1639904
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I don't know anything about Morocco or their royal family, but I'm literally so curious as to what happened to Lalla Salma. She hasn't been seen since December 2017. Apparently it's because she got divorced and is no longer a royal, but wouldn't it still be weird for her to not have been photographed?
No. 1640218
>>1639248I apologise for being retarded, but genuine question – what could a king coming from an old-arse monarchy possibly need an extra £38.5m a year for?
Everything that he’s surrounded with and what he spends on is
already paid for. Not so much officially, but
essentially, he owns a shitfuck of things which include all those estates, works of art, items of internationally acclaimed cultural and historical value, mind-boggling vanity like gold-plated coaches and whatnot, holds on to some of the biggest riches in the world like jewels etc etc. There’s not much else he can buy in the world, why would he need any more pocket money, let alone £38.5m? To be spent on what? Earth-saving projects? Wouldn’t that be funded otherwise? Additional expenses caused by the cost of living crisis? Please.
No. 1708813
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They don't play about diplomacy.
Anyway, posting cause I wanted to ask the UK anons here, what is the general publics attitude towards the current members of the royal family? I get the vibe that it's really only older people who care/like them and younger people either don't care or don't like any of them.
https://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/royal-family/king-charles-kim-jong-un-north-korea-anniversary-b2408983.html No. 1812146
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Every year a report comes out showing how many engagements each working royal did, and tbh it kind of shows that they really do not do much at all. For context, "engagements" are usually like no longer than an hour and anything from attending the coronation to meeting someone to charity work can count as an engagement.
No. 1812153
>>1639904I didn't know a bout her but now I am also intrigued by her and her current situation. They've said she has been seen in NY in 2019.
>>1812146Based Anne
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if you wanted privacy and normality wouldn't the best thing to have done to be not to make a statement like this? kek you're such chronic attention seekers
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Get those £££ ready, coronation pt. 2 is imminent
No. 1880053
>>1880040Some of us regular working-class people like to have fun and celebrate when aristocrats die off. Why should I feel bad for the royal family? They literally breed nonces and run people over with their cars and get away with it because they own a special metal hat and scepter. Also, I hope the cancer is slow burn because I already made bets on how long he will last and I put my money on 6 months.
>>1879852First she has to skinwalk Diana for a few more years before people will readily accept her horse-obsession.
No. 1881450
>>1881390it isn't the tinfoil thread, but it is a bit odd to me that nothing has leaked about her condition, all the usual royal rota have been quite mum about what's going on, and she's going to be out for recovery for some time. i know people will say it doesn't matter, it's her business, and that's true, but people always ignore the fact that the royal family makes a big deal about being "open" with the press, especially in their one-sided competition to somehow outdo/outshine meghan. if she had gone in for a hysterectomy, a pregnancy that went bad, cancer, or some other health issue like an impaction or ulcer, they would have said something by now. no one is hiding fergie's cancer, neither charles, and in charles' case i would imagine there being a case for more secrecy since he's the king and all the succession drama that's popping up again with the announcement of his illness. but somehow it's a big mystery what happened to her? i thought at first she might have had an ectopic pregnancy or maybe something like a bowel obstruction, but now it really is beginning to look like she did try to harm herself in some way and the windsor sect doesn't want it coming out as it would heavily damage will's reputation and call into question kate's ability to handle the pressure of being queen consort. there have already been rumors that charles is working up to abdicating the throne so that william can become king and if it did come out kate tried to an hero, that's no bueno for them and the future of the monarchy.
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>>1882167God Save The King!
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>>1882806Stop it!!! You're being incredibly horrible! Your post is horrendous! You are sick to accuse the royal family of being "parasites," they are NOT fleas or lice they are human beings of immense grace and love and strength and wisdom and beauty and virtue and pure goodness and Anglicanism. You can search "parasite" on Google and guess what? You wont see pictures of any of the gracious royal family on there! You will only find photographs of real parasites, which have nothing to do with the wonderful royal family. Picrel but the farmhands have already had to step in to stop the nasty vitriolic hatred that nasty anti-Royal monsters like you post in this thread every day! Don't you have any shame? The royals are our best friends and every day they wake up to protect and serve our best interests! If I didn't know better I'd say you were probably that evil she-harpy the Duchess of Sussex, Megan the Monster!!
No. 1884263
>>1883245STOP! You are being horrible!!! It is enough that King Charles III has a mild serious swelling of the asshole/rectum, but to claim it's football-sized is not true at all! I'd like to see your medical certificate because you sound like you are not a doctor at all but just another hater anti-royalist!! This is getting crazy, this thread should be about loving the royal family and supporting them and talking about all the good things they do for our commonwealth (which is everything!) but instead nasty trolls like you want to be nasty and post these hateful comments. It is not your place to laugh at the His Majesty, the King! I've been crying for five days straight and throwing up everything I've ate because of how stressful this whole royal asshole/rectum situation is. I just can't believe our best King ever since King George VI is sick and all you horrid nasty ogres on LC are celebrating his diagnosis and wishing harm on him. What has King Charles III ever done to you besides being the best king he can be and doing everything wonderful for you? He's had a difficult life full of trials and tribulations (something you can't understand because your life is easy unlike his) and he's still trying to do the best for every one of his beloved subjects. Please just STOP the alogging and rude comments.
>>1883384You shouldn't be laughing at that it's horrible!! Obviously that poster above was just a nasty anti-royalist troll but you shouldn't give them any attention whatsoever. Anons I think we should dedicate this thread to singing God Save the King and praying to Anglican God to save our beloved fair King from his asshole/rectum issues.
No. 1885030
>>1883245nonny, this is unbelievably cruel to say that about someone with cancer
i can tell you have never looked after a relative with cancer
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>>1885030The poor king. got ass cancer because he wasn't being milked enough
No. 1886331
>>1886214Excuse me can you please stop your creepy speculation about His Royal Majesty's condition? His Royal Majesty King Charles III doesn't need anymore horrid speculation on his condition. For all we know Anti-Royalists may have infiltrated the NHS and have given him a false diagnosis to spread their anti-royal message. The majority of people believe that the NHS is full of pro-republic traitors that will stop at nothing to destroy our beloved monarchy. Those evil NHS employees are an ideologically bankrupt cesspit of moral failure! In the future, we must all say "King Charles III's anal rectum condition" when speaking of his illness, because to say it's the C-word is almost as though you're wishing the D-word on His Royal Majesty, which is horrible and something that shouldn't ever be done unless you Hate England and the Commonwealth and everything good in the world, which is what the royal family stands for. In the future, please avoid a-logging His Royal Majesty and please join the rest of us anons in this thread when we sing God Save the King every hour on the hour and when we enter into Anglican prayer circles for His Royal Majesty's anal rectum condition. Which, again, for all we know is a ploy by the enemies of our kingdom to initiate an Anti-Royal revolution!
>>1885380It was that wicked witch Diana's fault! She probably didn't milk him enough at all because she was too busy browsing pro-mia twitter accounts! I hate her she is the reason why our beloved King is sick now!
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Kate Middleton has been missing for 66 days now.
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Pippa Middleton’s ex Thomas Kingston died by suicide
>Thomas Kingston, the ex-boyfriend of Kate Middleton’s younger sister, Pippa, died from a self-inflicted gunshot wound, the coroner announced Friday.
>He was 45 years old when he was found dead with a “catastrophic head injury” and a gun close to his body at his parents’ home in a Cotswolds village in England on Sunday, Feb. 25 (via the UK Telegraph).
>Following his sudden death, his wife, Lady Gabriella Kingston, parents and siblings released a statement remembering him as “an exceptional man who lit up the lives of all who knew him.”
No. 1911596
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>>1911586Samefag. I automatically want to think that this was a planned papwalk photo considering how much people have been talking about her, but it looks too off-gaurd to be planned.
On the other hand though, what if this
was planned and that's just a Kate lookalike they plopped in a car to make people stop talking about her disappearance? I'll believe it when we get a high quality photo of Kate.
No. 1911632
>>1911586I hate the monarchy but I wish they'd leave Kate (and Meghan tbh) alone. She's not an elected official. If she needed open abdominal surgery, it's not a stretch to recover a couple weeks in hospital, esp in Europe. Not sure about UK. I don't really like her, I hate that Britbongs support the royal family and implicitly fund a pedophile's existence, but the mania about a woman having surgery is gross to me.
I guess tbh I have empathy for anyone in the public eye who is sick or having surgery while everyone loses their shit over it. But idk the men in that family established and encouraged the media frenzy; they reap what they sow. For the most part, the women, even Elizabeth in my ignorant non-Brit opinion, didn't really want it. One can argue Harry and Meghan stoked some flames but I saw it as a hamfisted and dumb attempt to expose lasting problems with the monarchy's manipulation of the news and tabloids. Whatever people think of them, they did the right thing by choosing to raise their kids outside of that mess. It must have been absolute hell to grow up under a microscope and to not be able to trust anyone around you.
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I'm surprised this hasn't been bumped. I thought people were being crazy about this photo that was withdrawn from the press until I zoomed and there are like actually 20 mistakes. What is going on
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>>1919961AP, AFP, Reuters, and Getty Images have all pulled the photo. Is this AI generated or something?
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>>1919961This photo is probably from months ago even though they're trying to make it look new. It's really common for Kate and William to release family pictures that are old, and sometimes they have bad photoshopping. Picrel is a picture they dropped a few months ago, if you look closely you might be able to notice some shoop fails.
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>>1920085There's more inconsistencies as well.
No. 1920294
>>1920085It's just a badly shopped picture
>>1920239You circled the most random places you could.
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Apparently "Kate" has confirmed that the photograph WAS edited… This is getting freaky. I believe that she is trying to divorce William and take at least two of the children with her, but I also believe that her life is in immediate danger. I hope she makes it.
>>1920294Looks like you were wrong, obviously. Go shill about the royal family somewhere else.
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No. 1920514
>>1920510I will be coming back to this comment later to alog on you but right now I'm too busy.
>>1920497I wanted to point out that the finger thing that the retarded boy in green (dno his name and dont care to learn) is very difficult. He's crossed his middle finger off his ring finger, try doing that yourself and you'll see what I mean. I definitely believe that the children are going to be separated soon, I'd assume Kate will get the girl child and the retarded boy in green, but the older one with donkey teeth will stay with William to become the next king. It's sad honestly, but Kate probably has lost use of her legs or is in some sort of severe nerve pain.
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This is creepy. Note the different chair, and the different clothes. Idk how true this is but it's weird.
No. 1922318
>>1922285That's what I'm saying
>>1922277Why would they go through all this green screen trouble though kek wouldn't they just edit already existing photos? I assume they have a lot on the back burner
No. 1922434
>>1922395>I refuse to learn the namesIt's okay, we call the retarded looking one RB (retard boy) for short and then BHG for the (brown haired girl) in regular parlance. The oldest one is NV (next
victim).
>>1922326She won't be able to have all three, but she can definitely take 2 if she plays her cards right. The palace doesn't want a repeat of what happened with William and Harry if there's only 2 remaining with William.
No. 1922473
>>1922462She's part of the royal family so she's cold and heartless and spiritually vacant (like a kind of automaton or an invertebrate) so she doesn't actually care for her offspring in a meaningful way, she only wants at least 1 child to provide for her in older age and to spite the royal family. She was young and dumb when she went after William, and mostly it was due to pressuring from her mother and father. It was also before the heyday of social media, so she was expecting to still be a proper princess by the time she reached this age. Once she realized that her life was going to be pure shit and that her husband was a cheating drunken bald man that was too immature to buy a toupee, she started to plan her escape.
>>1922467Her family is the one that pressured her into trying to beguile William the Bald in the first place, she can't trust them because of their strong convictions. Pippa and Kate hate each other ever since the press said that Pippa had a better ass than Kate had, ever since then Kate has hated Pippa and has wanted Pippa to be dead.
No. 1922533
>>1922473>Her family is the one that pressured herThat was just Carole.
>Pippa and Kate hate each other Doesn't make sense. Last year, Pippa and Carole were with Kate and William at a Jordanian royal family wedding. Pippa and Carole wouldn't have been invited because it was pretty much just royals from all over the world and relatives of the Jordanian family. That means Kate must've chose to invite them.
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>>1922537How could it have been for the media? The only reason people know they went is because of some crappy photos where they're in the background
No. 1922553
>>1922540It's a code from Kate. She edited the photo and had an insider that she is allied with approve it for the media, or perhaps she double-crossed them and betrayed them in the last moment, but either way it was a stunt because she is under threat of silence right now. She wanted to communicate with her Kateheads because she knows that they're fearing for her safety right now, but because she couldn't outright tell the world that she's "okay" (because she isn't) she let that photo be released to the media knowing it would be removed from publication quickly but create a stir among her fanbase. She is very calculating, like a fox, and a lot of people thought she was just a pretty face but she uses that to her advantage like in movies where there are spies and then there is a russian lady spy and she is seduces the man spy with her good looks but then she is really a trained killer, it's just like that but her name is Kate Middleton.
>>1922539She's faking it for the camera you can clearly see it in her expression.
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>>1922540I don’t think Kate was shooped into the photo, I think they took an older photo of her and the kids and shooped slightly different clothes on them. I can’t find it right now but I saw a tiktok where they pulled up photos from months ago when Kate and the kids were at some charity event and their pants and shoes were the same as in the photo with some alterations and colour changes so it wouldn’t look suspicious. You can see the collar of the shirt princess Charlotte is wearing here underneath the cardigan (which was likely shooped on) and she’s wearing the same leggings and pants. Kate is wearing the same pants and shoes and her cardigan is the same fit as in the Mother’s Day photo which suggests they just changed the colour to be navy blue.
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>>1922586samefag, here’s a better photo. Her hair is styled the same. Prince George is wearing a dark blue sweater with a checkered white collar, and if you look closely at the collar in the Mother’s Day photo you can see the faint outline of checkers but they coloured it blue to be more inconspicuous
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>>1922586>>1922598Here you can see their pants and shoes, Charlotte is wearing a denim skirt that they could have shooped to be plaid.
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Nah this is crazy
No. 1922689
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>>1922685That's that horrid horse-faced hag that William the Bald has the gall to cheat on fearless and courageous Kate Middleton with. I hate him.
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Here are my katespiracies currently:
>Divorce A: Kate can no longer deny that Will is a cheater and is despondently refusing to lift another finger for the royal family
>Divorce B: Kate has been playing the long game and is circling the wagons/getting the lawyers involved/holding the children’s final custody and Will’s reputation hostage until he agrees to her terms
>Divorce D: Will is a violent drunken ape (known) and went so far as put her in hospital, the abdominal surgery was a burst cyst/some other major trauma/a complete asspull, it’s the final straw for her to actually leave him
>the Spanish reporter is right and he beat her into a coma (their nanny is Spanish and this was one of the first reports on the whole fiasco)
>cosmetic surgery is off the cards: British monarchs have been aging like sunned potatoes for years and the place would never allow her to take this much leave for a facelift/BBL (as funny as it would be). Same with her feeling “unsightly” after surgery. No way that a member of the royal team wouldn’t have put a camera on her face and gotten a photo of her after the speculation.
My top pick is that she’s pulling a Katie Holmes and has been spending every spare moment since those first cheating rumours came out getting her house in order so she can make as clean a getaway from the BRF as possible.
No. 1923472
>>1923162I believe the coma Katespiracy and the one where she’s dead, no way around it
>>1923340I’ll be honest that I think the oldest one George is the cutest
No. 1924005
>>1923162I'm kind of casual with the royals but I saw a hard-core royal fan say that this isn't William first time cheating so they were wondering what makes it different this time, apparently Kate's used to it and it doesn't bother her too much if she gets to be the official and important one.
Honestly I would love it if there was something sinister going on because drama lmao but probs William wanted a quiet divorce so he could remarry as soon as posible and Kate was having none of that
No. 1924013
>>1924005Basically William has always been a serial cheater but he kept it under wraps until their first kid was born, after that he began to drink a lot more and flaunt his mistresses. Kate used to be alright with it but now that he's become openly disrespectful towards her in front of the kids, she's gone from resignation to indignation. She tried to put on a brave face, but after her botched surgery instead of being there for her William took her recovery time for himself to spend time with his favourite mistress. Kate's wanted a divorce for several months but her surgery and his response was probably the straw that broke the camel's back. She probably thought she had more time to prepare, but with the sudden announcement of Charles' cancer, she realized that she would be thrust into the role of queen much sooner than she thought. Once she's queen, it would be nearly impossible for her to get a divorce from him. Right now she's negotiating with the royal family on what children she has the right to keep, what she is entitled to, and how to properly run from the media. A divorce would be incredibly bad move for the royal family's PR. When Charles divorced Diana, it took him nearly 2 decades to achieve the goodwill and well wishes of the public, and even after that the majority of people still think he is unlikable. If William divorces Kate, the same thing will happen to William's reputation. This will be very bad because since Lizzie the Great died, many more people have begun to question the legitimacy of the royal family and the feasibility of continuing with the monarchy. They needed William and Kate to project a strong, likeable, and personable relationship so that the public would be restored in their faith of the monarchy: unfortunately for the royal family, that's not what's happened.
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>>1923162I believe the Spanish reporter but I believe he’s battered her to death in a drunken rage. They think if they bide their time long enough, people will stop asking questions and then they can announce that she’s died of natural causes.
https://www.thenews.com.pk/latest/1162393-what-happens-if-prince-william-commits-a-serious-crime No. 1924815
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No. 1925433
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New stories dropping about Kate to try and ruin her reputation à la Diana
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She cannot speak to her staffers due to the royal family's interference.
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meghan's launching a lifestyle brand. good for her but god, just from the logo and name it looks pretty tacky
https://www.instagram.com/americanrivieraorchard/https://americanriviera.com/ No. 1929816
>>1929773>She just wants to be queenI definitely agree with this statement, and that’s part of the reason why I don’t think they are getting a divorce, at least not on Kate’s end. She spent practically her whole life chasing after the crown and is not particularly known for rocking the boat like Diana or Meghan (in other words, she’s very basic), there’s no way she’d give that up when she’s so close to the crown.
As for Meghan, tbh while she hasn’t lost as hard as Kate in my opinion, she still has to deal with Harry, who comes off as a giant baby that needs his wife to act as a surrogate mother (i.e. Diana). While I understand where the trauma comes from, he needs to man up and take responsibility for his mental health. Meghan can’t be his cushion.
No. 1929853
>>1929816>She spent practically her whole life chasing after the crown All those rich/semi-noble daughters are basically groomed from day 1 to marry up. Always pretty, always skinny, perfect manners and then sent to a school princes go to in order to get picked as perfect obedient wife.
Lsa also has a royal thread and there are some "broke" lesser noble families who already have their 16yo daughters meeting the sons of families with higher status, it's so archaic and disgusting…
No. 1929882
>>1929869are you really gonna buy from that brand just bc it's meghan selling it?
>>1929853yeah the english upper class is megafucked. they leave kids to nannies then send them off to boarding school at like 8. and then marry off the daughters like assets. they all end up emotionally fucked up and then pass it in to their kids
No. 1929897
>>1929884lol fair enough i just have troube with the the idea of buying from celebrity brands altogether
>>1929773you're right about kate and william but i doubt harry and meghan are as rosy as you make it. all these celeb love story are manufactured as hell. and harry comes across as a giant retard, his autobiography was bonkers
No. 1930329
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It’s a body double and I will die on this hill.
No. 1930370
>>1930361It was a lot more than Kategate. For years I had a sneaking suspicion that she was linked to Muscovite intel., but the whole "That really IS Kate!! You sound crazy!!" thing was the last nail in the coffin. I'm not keeping "friends" around that are sworn in allegiance to Muscovite "leader" in proxy to the House of "Windsor" (AKA the
Germanic Haus Sachsen-Coburg und Gotha). It's the fact that it's so obvious that it is a body double and that was the hill she decided to die on. It's like someone looked me in the eye and tried to convince me that the sky was red. Maybe if I had sub 70 IQ I would have fallen for it, but fortunately I'm literate and have some semblance of an intellect so her propaganda did not work on me. It's sad because she was fun at parties, but I won't associate with shills/foreign intel. agents.
No. 1930429
>>1930414No because I just know I'm gonna get hit with a 6 hour ban and I want to keep posting all night long.
>>1930405EXACTLY! Why are they trying to fool us with actual bullshit like this? You can see how cheap the wig looks even with the shit pixel quality. I'd say it's a cheap actress they managed to pay off to stand in for video shoot, they probably tipped off the camera crews that they'd be out at that certain location. It's just sad to see how many people are falling for this, but then again the only "people" I see shilling that it's Kate are "people" on Twitter and other social media platforms (all contaminated with Muscovite bots and spies) so I take it with a grain of salt. This is the biggest psyop that's come out of the former British Empire in ages.
No. 1930469
>>1930437The Romanovs did not have the Orthodox mandate of heaven and were at
best silly-hearts and dreamers. They completely deserved what happened to them, all of them, they were
all bad eggs.
No. 1930632
>>1930429Awww come on don’t be such a tease, at least drop a link
>>1930437I don’t think anything short of returning Russia to how it was in the 90s would help lol
No. 1930640
William's mistress has been confirmed to showcase looted cultural relics from the late Qing dynasty of Imperial China. She is a sick and twisted charlatan.
>>1930622You need to zoom in on the photo to get a clearer look. Real Kateheads can read her expression like a clock.
(tinfoiling) No. 1930687
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No. 1930707
>>1930692seeing as kate is already tall a 5 inch height difference would mean something 6ft3 lol wtf
>>1930687honestly sad to see this thread devolve like this. i love royal drama because they're all lolcows but the tinfoil retardation about muscovite agents and body doubles is just ridiculous
No. 1930708
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>>1930694This is her in heels
No. 1930713
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>>1930708And this is her in flat shoes, she looks like she has around the same height difference to William as the first picture but she should be a few inches shorter here
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>>1930713but shes wearing flats in this pic too (from 2019) and is standing at the same height next to Willy? Also a lot of people disagree with me on this but unless your heels are like 5 inches they don't really change your height. She wears short heels.
No. 1930718
>>1930405tbh if she did have a bowel or stomach issue it makes sense for her to be skelly
had a severe abdominal infection when i was a kid and i dropped about two stone in a week. that shit will fuck you up
No. 1930738
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>>1930718>>1930713Nah, she's not that much shorter than William in flat shoes.
No. 1930743
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>>1930738Samefag, but here's another photo wear she's in heels that are the same height as the ones in your pic (4.1 inch) where they're actually standing closer. The top of her head always ends around Williams eyes/eyebrow area
Also, William is so rodenty looking.
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>>1930379>muscovyGoogle isn’t helping and all I can imagine when anon is saying this is that these ugly Muscovy ducks are infiltrating the powers of the world with nefarious intent
No. 1930787
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>>1930768muscovy is a very old name for the moscow region before it and a bunch if other small states became unified russia. ivan the terrible was the last grand prince of muscovy before he declared himself the first tsar in 1547.
anon is in some 16th century schizoposting
>>1930729there is a whole video but it's pretty low res. the height difference is pretty clear in motion
https://www.thesun.co.uk/royals/26766840/princess-kate-middleton-shopping-trip-video-william/ No. 1930790
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I think it’s her professional look-alike, which despite what some retarded anons here say, is an actual person who the public knows about. Celebrities use look-allies for security reasons sometimes too, it’s not unlikely for a royal family member to use one with all this press about it. Kate is known for having a crooked smile and the woman in that video doesn’t have that
No. 1930804
>>1930329This is weird but she looks almost exactly like me here. I did a double take, thought I’d been papped in the wild. She does
not look like Kate though. The face is all wrong and she looks shorter than Kate.
No. 1930809
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And the car picture also doesn’t look like her imo
No. 1930810
>>1930802Good lord
nonnie. If you took an extremely pixelated low quality photo of yourself from a distance in poor lighting you'd likely also look pretty different. I know my face can look dramatically different depending on how the light is hitting my face and the quality of a camera
No. 1930811
>>1930713this is clearly not kate or william. it's very convenient that "william" is wearing a ballcap and looking down, and "kate" is some urkel looking mofo who is also conveniently 10+ years younger than the original kate, who looks a lot older than her age. also "kate" does not walk the same way as kate does. i am not sure why the royal family are doing this, but it's fucking bizarre and unnecessary if it's true she got surgery or even if they are getting a divorce. all they had to do was ignore all the conspiracies and hand wringing on social media like the queen used to do, wait for kate to heal or for the divorce to finalize, and then go on their merry way. when the queen was alive they found literal dead bodies on the grounds of their homes lol, and she told them all to shut the fuck up and the media buried it and the average person has no clue about this. i used to wonder why that lady never abdicated even when she was old as fuck, now it all makes sense. she was the only person in buckingham palace with a working brain.
but of course the two golden eggs of the crown with their fucking entitlement issues and laziness expect everyone to just pander to them and go along with their weirdness while also taking a shit every ten seconds on their in laws for stupid things such as breathing too quickly or smiling with pearly white teeth. these are the same two ass clowns of the crown that the british media and retarded royalists were squawking all the time about how they would "modernize the monarchy". literally these people acted like william was the second coming of jesus christ and that kate was the reincarnation of mary magdalene. the double standards in this whole situation are epically hilarious and i am enjoying watching these retards sabotage their future (and the monarchy) because they are so bad at publicity and think they're so special and important that they can play these kinds of pr games and get away with it. if this was meghan they would literally be calling to set up the gallows at the tower of london again. keksiumus maximus.
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>>1930810Yeah but her facial proportions are off, bone structure won’t look that different just because the picture is blurry. And she has a noticeably crooked smile with asymmetrical features
No. 1930821
>>1930816You didn't choose a very good photo to make your point because the proportions look identical. Ears, cheekbones, nose, lip/mouth shape, hairline. Your tinfoil hat isn't tight enough
nonnie maybe put another on?
No. 1930834
>>1930825It’s like the titan submersible fascination.
>>1930821Everything looks incorrect to me
No. 1930891
>>1930888Kate does have defined cheekbones and a pointy chin though…you can see it right here
>>1930816how long are we gonna keep this charade up kek
No. 1930936
>>1930816This pretty much looks like the same woman to me (someone relatively uninterested in royals & not a bong). But can someone who does know the royals well tell me if they typically do their own shopping? Because I never imagined them doing that seriously.
The man doesn't look like William at all however. I guess I've never seen William in a baseball cap, I try to avoid looking at that mfer to be fair.
No. 1930999
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I think it’s Heidi
No. 1931115
>>1930936I don’t think it looks like him either, but I’m sure it isn’t her. I don’t care about the royal family and I’ve never followed them, but I’ve been bombarded with high definition pictures of Kate Middleton for the past 15 years or however long it’s been. And now that she’s missing, suddenly the only pictures being taken of her are blurry and look like the Bigfoot cryptid photos? I know what she looks like and that clearly isn’t her.
Paparazzi have incredibly high quality cameras so they can zoom in and have crystal clear images of each pore, hair and wrinkle, yet all of these paps are now filming her with a 2000s phone or something.
No. 1931233
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>>1930999I'm not sure it's kate but I don't think it's heidi. picrel you can see they have quite different body types. heidi has shorter curvier legs but the woman in the photo has extremely skinny and long legs.
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>Donald Trump once again hinted that he may deport Prince Harry from the U.S. if re-elected as President … this after the Duke of Sussex admitted to using drugs in his tell-all.
what the fuck
No. 1931364
>>1931346you're supposed to disclose drug use in us visa/green card applications.
some culture warriors with nothihg better to do are trying to get harry's immgiration paperwork revoked since the dumbass admitted to drug use in his autobiography. trump's just hopping on the bandwagon
No. 1931381
>>1930999Nah she's just lost shit ton of weight.
IBD? new stoma? People don't like to talk about their shitting issues.
No. 1931490
>>1931115Yeah, this is what makes it suspicious. All these blurry potato pics, no official photos released after the clearly fake Mother's Day photo, no videos of her, nothing you'd expect them to do to confirm that she's OK. The colors in that photo are odd as well. It looks washed out, like someone put a yellow filter over it to hide any details that the shitty camera didn't already pixel into oblivion. My tinfoil is that it's been edited to hell, then put through filters to fry it, and then released as an original photo.
I've never cared about the royals but holy shit this is entertaining. I really fucking hope that this is the beginning of the end for the monarchy.
No. 1931506
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>>1931438Average Meghan hatred in the wild. This is just psychotic. The second user brings her up constantly on posts that aren't about her. And they do this all the live long day, she's not interesting nor scandalous enough to hate
No. 1931530
>>1931364Correct me if I'm wrong because I've never looked into immigration requirements, but if he disclosed that he did drugs in his interview/application, they still would've let him in as long as he's clean now right? It's not like he's got booked for drugs afaik.
A little OT, but people are fucking retarded if they still believe Trump's empty promises kek. That man isn't gonna do shit even if he does get elected.
>>1931506The funny thing is that Meghan very rarely pops ups anywhere. It's the tabloids writing hundreds of articles on her and people gossiping about her everyday that are keeping her relevant and making it seem like she's constantly doing something
No. 1931535
>>1931530Harry said that all sorts of fake stories are planted by one royal’s press office or another about the other royals. He said that you basically shouldn’t believe most, if not all of what is written in the press about the royal family. I remember seeing a new article every week about how Kate was pregnant or she and Will were “on the rocks” before the stories about Meghan began. Now every week it’s Harry and Meghan about to break up but nothing about Will’s years-long pegging sessions with his mistress and the three children he may have fathered with her. I would hate to be part of that family and the only irrational thing about Harry is why he even tries to talk to them anymore. It’s easy to make fun of him, but he grew up royal, went straight into the military after school, and basically has no professional skillset. I bet the dude didn’t even know how to cook or clean or wash his own underwear before he moved in with Meghan. I actually wish he would divulge more about the inner workings of the British royals because they all sound
toxic and I would applaud the end of their stupid monarchy.
No. 1931560
>>1931530The blind item sites aren't much better than the tabloids and they're constantly mentioning her and Harry for clicks in mimicry of the media. There's this entire cult of personality around speculation that their kids aren't real and saying they're awful harpies? Meanwhile in actuality they're actually pretty quiet and not flashy. The narrative the royals have constructed around M&H after leaving the monarchy is disconcerting as hell.
>>1931535I sympathize with Harry's frustration, and believe him. Too many of these headlines seem planted and inorganic, but nothing really interesting or sensible to the current situation. I wonder how the boys feel about the way they treated Diana. Part of me also feels bad for Kate who's trapped in their web and it's disturbing how bad a job their PR is doing in covering up whatever is going on. Everything only raises more questions. I'm not usually very into their gossip and so much of it seems like misinformation but this whole thing has me intrigued
No. 1932060
>>1931640I am going to make it my life’s mission to see to it that baldy never sits his pasty inbred arse on that throne. Sick of
abusive cheating moids like Charles. He deserves to be a penniless pauper in the gutter. I want Kate to take the kids and live modestly but comfortably and I want William working at McDonald’s.
No. 1932178
>>1931560I found the ridiculing of his autobiography kind of weird. I skimmed it, it wasn't some amazing read, but I didn't think it was this overblown dramatic pile of garbage like a lot of people online think/thought. He made some good points about how he was treated.
I especially hated seeing these tiktok/YT shorts of some woman acting out scenes from the book for comedic purposes. I just found it in bad taste, idk. Clearly those people have experienced horrific treatment from the royal family and their media thugs. Is it really necessary to mock and ridicule a guy who wrote about his experience exiting it and what it was like for his wife, who was picked apart by the press? Maybe I have a soft heart but it was stomach-churning. Let's say it's exaggerating, let's say he and his ghostwriter turned up the drama. I still believe Will assaulting Harry and Meghan getting slandered left and right. Meghan is extremely light-skinned but the royals, especially the men, are notorious racists. I'm sure they let the press have a go at Meghan to distract from pedo Andrew and whatever else.
I'm just glad their children are somewhat separated from this sickness.
No. 1932196
>>1931902I remember that there used to be obviously staged paparazzi pics of Kate in jeans going to the shops, but I haven’t seen any since the kids were born. Will and Kate do not just pop into shops or stop at a Pret for a tea or coffee. Charles has someone who actually dresses him in the mornings even before he became King; none of these people go shopping for groceries or to get snacks for the kids. Diana hated that being part of the BRF made her so isolated and that every part of her day was scheduled. Harry has said, though, that he had very little spending money of his own as a young man and he would go with his security in disguise to TK Maxx to buy everyday clothes, but I doubt Will and Kate do that as the next in line to the throne. Nah, this whole shopping trip was staged and now of course there are “friends” of theirs who are insisting they just saw Kate and she’s totally fine.
Latest rumor is that she does have a colostomy bag from a bowel surgery, which has been the rumor for months, but it may be from complications from an eating disorder. It wouldn’t be the first time. Diana very famously developed bulimia to cope and Crown Princess Victoria also had an ED as a teenager. Meghan is also extremely thin too.
No. 1932786
>>1932655ayrt
that was a part I wish I hadn't read, yeah, weird and gross
No. 1933379
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>>1930999Heidi has said it isn’t her, but Kate has another profesional lookalike named Gabriella Munro Douglass, who looks like the woman in the video in my opinion
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>>1933379but like Heidi, Gabriella is quite a bit curvier than Kate - who has a thin athletic build. even if she lost a lot of weight, I don't think she would look like the woman in that photo. I'm still doubting whether it's Kate but I don't think it's either of these women.
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>>1933436No she isn’t, she’s thin
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>>1933440I didn't mean curvy = fat, she is just curvy shaped. It's her body type. Picrel is her at Christmas. She's very slim but more hourglass/pear shape. Those legs are not the same legs of that woman in the video.
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deuxmoi on Instagram just posted this, i hope there is at least an announcement
No. 1935123
>>1935092Well jeez louise I thought this was a joke. That's not at all what I expected, I thought she just had an emergency surgery and was recovering but doing ok. I guess deuxmoi really is right sometimes. I do have a question for those more informed on cancer than I: if the cancer has already been found then why is it
preventative chemo?
Here's what she said
>Kate says, "In January, I underwent major abdominal surgery in London and at the time, it was thought that my condition was non-cancerous. The surgery was successful. However, tests after the operation found cancer had been present. My medical team therefore advised that I should undergo a course of preventative chemotherapy and I am now in the early stages of that treatment." She didn't address the specific type of cancer she's battling.>Kate also appears to allude to her lengthy absence, as she says she and Will have needed time to address this health issue with their three children – all of whom are fairly young – as she's wanted to assure them that she's going to be okay. No. 1935133
>>1935092The vax claims another
victim. I hope she will recover.
(baiting tinfoil) No. 1935156
>>1935092I knew the woman in the video wasn’t her. They should have been honest from the beginning instead of trying to hide it. Loads of people, including parents with young children, fight cancer. Why is Kate so special?
The only thing I feel bad about is that she’s had to endure Will cheating on her for years and now this. The mistress wants to sue Stephen Colbert. Let her. I can’t wait until it all comes out.
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Kate's statement came out less than an hour ago and people are already saying stuff like this kek
No. 1935159
>>1935092i thought she was getting a buccal fat removal, i feel like a
huge asshole
No. 1935178
>>1935169Kate was also just already super skinny anyway.
>>1935160Oh come on jannies, that's an obvious joke.
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>>1935213nah but this thread is tinfoil central now sadly. tbh i always thought the silplest explanation was the right one and she was just really sick and hiding away from the media. can't blame her considering how people went full schizo about a planned leave of absence.
anyway here's the full transcript of her video from the grauniad
No. 1935271
>>1935244i mean twitter people are also posting crazy shit about how meghan's kids don't exist, just bc she and harry are smart enough to keep them out of the spotlight. i don't trust any theories floating out there unless there's hard evidence tbh
>>1935163archie and lilibet are terrible names. i don't like nicknames as full names in general but it looks especially weird coupled with princely titles
No. 1935368
>>1935092if they are saying that she has cancer it is because she is dead already
official death annoucement in 3 months
No. 1935399
>>1935368>>1935395can you schizos go back to the tinfoil thread already
>>1935348i assume they announced an easter retrun because the statement was made before the surgery and/or before they found out it was cancer. im sure they didn't want to announce she was absent without givng a return date bc it would have caused even more speculation
No. 1935453
this was all such an unforced error - the move would have been to release a single statement - “the princess is currently undergoing treatment for an urgent and serious but not life-threatening illness, will be cancelling upcoming engagements and will be absent from public life for an as yet unspecified amount of time, and it will remain a private matter” and perhaps add that they’re hoping for an easter return. lipstick alley would have tinfoiled, and who cares because they would be doing that anyway.
their problem has been
conflicting information - the mysterious ambulance, saying the surgery was planned while she’s cancelling preexisting commitments, saying she’s too sick to be seen in public or take a selfie, but she’s working from home, radio silence from charles and camilla’s camp, sloppily edited pictures with a weird cover story, the dodgy exif data on that video, reports in the press that her staff can’t get in touch with her, all this weird bullshit. my theory is that they default to lying - it’s entirely likely that the real story behind the weird picture was that they were compositing shots together because the kids weren’t all looking at the camera at the same time or her hands were puffy or something - they can’t just SAY that, despite it being fairly normal and believable, they have to say that kate is getting quirky on facetune from her sick bed, because protocol is to always go with this dumb twee bullshit while ignoring the elephant in the room
>>1935399calm down anon
No. 1935456
Hope those pickme celebrities mocking her feel real bad now.
>>1935368She was clearly in a spring garden, retard.
No. 1935500
>>1935490exactly, for every retard joking that she had bbl surgery there was someone who was genuinely concerned that she could be a
victim of domestic violence and that they were shoddily trying to cover up/blame her for it
No. 1935583
>>1935545yes im sure kate got cancer just so stop megs from selling jam.
they just had to put out a statement to put a stop to media speculation, use your brain
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>>1935545You'd think Harry and Megs kill babies the way these people talk about them kek
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>>1935607"PIG wife" oh my god get a fucking grip
No. 1935630
>>1935619Maybe I'm actually British and not American and now exactly how the press over here works and it's definitely not bought by the royals or how the fuck were they speculating on kate for weeks.
It was firstly the American press that hated on Meghan and her dad and her half siblings trashing her before her wedding. She was liked in the UK, her and Harry's wedding was received well. That DJ that made a comment on radio about Harry and Meghan's kid got sacked and demonised in the press. It wasn't until Harry made such an ordeal about wanting out of all his royal obligations but still wanting titles and taxes to pay for Meghan and his security living abroad.
Wasn't it South Park that mocked them and made an entire episode about their super secret press tour or some shit. Americans stfu
No. 1935660
>>1935535Stephen Colbert mentioned a week or so ago in his opening monologue that Will has been fucking Rose Hanbury for years. Presumably she’s upset about that, but anyone can find that information through a simple search. Not sure what leg she has to stand on, legally, if it never bothered her before.
The Meghan haters are delusional. Yeah, Harry “adored” his brother so much until the evil Meghan came along…except for the fact that Harry has talked about exactly why he and Will are estranged. He said that the Kensington Palace press office planted negative stories about Meghan on purpose to cover up for Will’s affair. I assume they are still planting BS stories and might even plant more now to try to call attention off how badly they cocked up Kate’s cancer. As for Kate, the worst Meghan ever had to say about her was that she was reserved and kind of snobby…which, yeah. The haters project so much to invent a rivalry between Meghan and Kate that was never there. The argument is between the brothers.
No. 1935926
>>1935308>having to tell the whole world you have cancer seems like one of the worst emotional and most stressful experiences ever. No, the worst is when there are actual consequences like not being able to support yourself financially or getting laid off (legally or illegally) from your job because you need treatment, or not having help to take care of yourself and your family. That's what a lot of normal people with cancer face.
Kate making a statement about cancer that was surgically removed and the "recommended" preventative chemo she is receiving is actually a very positive outcome to this entire affair. Unless she is lying, she will recover physically from this. She has no urgent responsibilities and will not be sidelined from her career, since she does not have a career. She will get the very best treatment and support, and this isn't at all representative of the shit many normal people face with a cancer diagnosis. It's good to have sympathy/empathy for sick people, and Kate deserves everyone's well wishes. But believe it or not, private people who have cancer often are still treated horribly by so-called "friends" and colleagues. It's not an instant ticket to good treatment from others, nor is there any expectation of privacy because humans are shitheads who gossip about everyone behind their backs. In Kate's case she has money and paid help and "job security" and a supportive family even if William is a giant dick. I feel bad that she was in the news but that is what she signed up for and they unduly fucked things up by editing photos and being coy about it all.
Again if what she said is true, I think everyone should understand that her prognosis is actually very positive. And that is a good thing to note. A suggested course of preventative chemo isn't the same as chemo prescribed as a standard course of treatment for a cancer. And that's not meant to minimise her diagnosis, it's just an objectively positive thing. (Whereas the situation with Charles is murkier iirc.)
No. 1936678
>>1935592even charles did his cancer rollout the normal pr way
like… I really don't think I'm a conspiracy theorist, but I don't think it's just cancer, or cancer at all. I feel bad about it, but they're going through the motions now that they would go through back in Dec. Thanking everyone for their well-wishes, releasing statements about their well-being… idk nonas it's just really weird and now people won't be able to talk about it
No. 1937050
>>1936980Exactly, this did cross my mind. Though I suppose she could have gotten HPV before William, it will be linked to his affair regardless.
I wonder why all the virtue signallers think that it's not possible for Kate simultaneously to have (had) cancer and for William to be a cheating violent bastard. The finger waggers just assume William didn't cheat when both can be true. It's suspicious he didn't help take the blame for the shitty shopped photos or mention his wife at all while he trotted around like the donkey he is
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I can’t believe this is an official painting it's like they're baiting conspiracy theorists.
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Not milk from the family, but observing the Meghan Markle hate communities online is becoming my favorite past time. These people are genuinely psycho, it's like entire groups of cows.
No. 2037259
>>2037167Snark communities are often full of people who are worse than the cows themselves. Someone in the trishywives subreddit doxxed a school in Trisha's area just because they thought her baby will attend the school in the future. And another person doxxed the prenatal clinic Trisha went to by taking a picture Trisha posted and comparing the curtains in the background to images of various prenatal clinics in her area until finding one with the same curtains.
Plus here on lolcow you have people who are identical to cows posting on their threads. The camgirl and Shayna threads are full of other Twitter whores trying to feel better about their poor life choices by saying "lol she fat lol she ugly" (they're not, there's been a few twitter whores posting their tits in the Shayna thread in response to people scrotefoiling and every time without fail they're floppy pancake tits. And there was that time someone forgot to crop her profile pic out of a screenshot and exposed herself to be an even fatter SW than Shay)
No. 2056815
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>>2048633She indeed did, although it wasn't a surprise because they announced it the day before.
People are now theorizing that she got some kind of work done while she was gone because she looks younger. Picrel is her in Nov. 2023 (I remember it was a big deal in the royal community when these pics came out because everyone was saying she looks old)
No. 2056820
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>>2056815Samefag, Kate a few days ago, I can't find a clear closeup pic where she's out of the carriage. People are saying that she got a facelift, fillers, etc… I will say, we don't know how long Kate was dealing with health problems (she had surgery in Jan of this year, so only two months after the above pics) and what could've been affecting her appearance. She also could've been dealing with some sort of stress, or just had one of those days where she looks haggard. I do think it's pretty terrible if she didn't get surgery everyone's accusing her of it after a cancer scare.
No. 2056880
>>2041590they tolerated her until she got pregnant right before her death with a muslim/egyptian, the royal family did not want future kings to be half siblings with that. The queen resented her and did not plan to make a statement or any "hubub" about her death until the massive public out-pouring of sorrow was evident and she had to:
>When the queen failed to release a statement in the first days after Diana's death, the general public grew angry, The Washington Post recalled. The monarch stayed out of sight at her Balmoral estate in Scotland, along with other members of the royal family, including Diana's sons, princes William and Harry
>the Queen wanted Charles and Diana's marriage to work outThey wanted diana to shut up and let camilla happen just like kate is doing with rose.
No. 2057619
>>2056880>They wanted diana to shut up and let camilla happen just like kate is doing with rose.I don't buy that. How the fuck are they ''soft launching'' Rose Hanbury if both William and Rose are still married to their spouses? That makes no sense, specially since the general public adores Kate, and now that she's sick she's an asset for the monarchy more than ever. I want royal drama too but your tinfoil seems unlikely.
>>2056815>>2056820It's no secret that Kate gets botox from time to time, the palace can deny it all they want but it's pretty obvious.