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No. 1157010

This thread is for fun and general predictions, not a real divination thread.
If you're interested in real divination and want some guidance or to discuss it, go to: >>>/g/144816

Got some predictions to share? Post them here!
It could be something that will happen this week, next month, next year or in the next decade. From "which celebrity will be cancelled after changing their haircut" to "which country will be swallowed by the earth", post whatever future thing you're feeling in your bones that will happen.
Channel your inner Nostradamus!

Please, keep schizo posting to a minimum

No. 1157018

This is a fun idea, thanks for the thread nona.

My personal life prediction is that they will break up this year, and I'll get my relative back and the moid will move back to where he came and attempt suicide a second time.

No. 1157019

I predict that the anon after me will say “there’s already a thread for this” and the thread will be inactive

No. 1157028

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Some random shit
>Ubisoft will release an ancient amerindian civ Assassin's Creed game, my best bet is Aztec. Watch it have jaguars, some folklore creatures and sacrifices. Would be cool if it could be a back to form AC game. Maybe it will be named AC: Sacrifice or whatever
>On the same vain, finally an east asian AC. Probably ancient Chinese to try and get that yuan. But if japanese, it will be named AC:Honor
>Dieselpunk will see a spike in popularity, just like cyberpunk had before it. At least 3 big games with this aesthetic I welcome it

No. 1157032

>>1157019
Is there though?

No. 1157036

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>>1157028
Manifesting this

No. 1157075

I predict that I will enjoy seeing Anne Sheridan every time this thread is bumped

No. 1157078

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>>1157036
Which part or all 3?

>>1157019
>>1157032
I'm OP and I don't think there is cause I'm an oldfag, and as the other anon said, it would probably be dead now. But honestly I'm now kinda second guessing it, the thread pic was definitely familiar when I was picking it. Maybe it was used for some other unrelated post lol

>>1157018
Thanks nona! Hopefully it doesn't die too quickly, I love seeing anons' predictions, especially so when it becomes reality like that one anon that said we'd have a pandemic in the new decade and she would repopulate the world with her mixed babies

No. 1157124

I predict that the nonny reading this will explode in 3…2…1

No. 1157129


No. 1157130

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>>1157124
KEK this actually sort of startled me

No. 1157156

>>1157078
Nta but there was a future predictions thread that was created a while ago: >>>/ot/867049

No. 1157177

>>1157171
When you're ready, silly.

No. 1157189

>>1157156
Oh damn, I stand corrected.
I guess this one at least is a bit more broad conceptually

No. 1157195

>>1157124
ha i wish

No. 1157200

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No. 1159588

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A movie about the Korean War will be made soon.
>Someone will probably figure out that some kpoppies will watch anything that has Korea on its name plus it can be recommended by idols themselves creating more buzz around it
>It may also please people that had family members that fought at "the forgotten war" since it's bringing light to it instead of talking about Vietnam or WW2 again
>They can bring the Parasite director to comment on it for extra buzz points
>War movies are always Oscar bait

No. 1159595

I predict that the doodle board is going to be slow for a little while longer and then it will rise again
>>1157028
fug I want him I need him I want him to be mine
>>1157200
STANDING HERE, I REALIZE

No. 1159603

>>1159588
Oscar bait in disguise. It will also create a hilarious flame war between East Asians

No. 1167195

A US Supreme Court justice will croak soon

No. 1167201

>>1167195
don't say breyer. alito or thomas maybe? hopefully? please god.

No. 1167203

>>1159588
considering the popularity of the korean wave, I'm surprised there hasn't been a major korean war movie made by Hollywood yet, even the Turks have been making korean war flicks

No. 1167234

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Tell me, divination anons, what rank will the queen make it to before she dies?

No. 1167243

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>>1167234
My prediction is second place

No. 1167249

>>1167243
She's so cute. I hope she lives to 102.

No. 1167256

>>1167249
she's kind of a shitty and mean person, anon.

No. 1167262

>>1167243
she’s already dead they’re actually covering it up

No. 1167269

>>1167249
how old is she now? is she going to outlive betty white at this rate?

No. 1167276

>>1167269
She's eternal.

No. 1167287

>>1167269
She's 96

No. 1172415

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In 20 years time or so, millennials
and gen z will have an all time high incidence of cancer, because of the long term effects of technology deemed safer before, kinda like there were a lot of lead poisoning before because people didn't know it could be dangerous when used in paint or such. Also because of chinese products that have not been properly regulated

No. 1172416

>>1172415
>In 20 years time or so
HAHAHAHA I WISH

No. 1172424

I think taylor swift is going to become a they/them.

No. 1172428


No. 1172449

>>1172415
what did thyroid cancer people do to deserve the tranny ribbon

No. 1172470

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>>1172449
I mean, the colors are not the same (it has teal), but I want the thyroid cancer awareness groups to just appropriate these colors so it stops being associated with TRAs.

No. 1172472

>>1172415
Tag yourselves, I will be Skin cancer

No. 1172558

>>1172470
Kekkkk there's some fun irony here. In all seriousness though, I want people to start saying "oh, pink and blue? Do you mean thyroid cancer awareness?" When presented with said colors. We should start making fanarts and shit too.

No. 1172595

>>1172472
I'm melanoma

No. 1172677

>>1172415
Why does testicular cancer get to have the prettiest color and color name?

No. 1172708

>>1172472
>>1172595
How does this even work? Do you need two when you have lymphoma? Lymphoma is the type, but then you also have it start in a specific spot. Why are the colors of the cancers of the gi tract do close to testicular cancer? Not fucking fair.

No. 1181324

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Snakes are gonna be the new frog, iykwim.

No. 1181815

>>1172415
All I see is pretty scarfs and I'd definitely wear Carcinoid, Head and Neck, and Multiple Myeloma cancer.

No. 1182369

>>1172424
Taylor is not like Demi.

No. 1233968

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I think there's gonna be a mass shooting at an american political building, like the Capitol Building or something like that. The shooter will be one of the politician's edgy kids. He'll kill other politicians and maybe even one of their family members unfortunately, and that will be the first time that gun control will be actually taken seriously in the US.
I think this will happen probably in the next 3 to 5 years.

No. 1234120

>>1181324
Nah, frogs can be cute. Snakes not.

No. 1234208

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>>1234120
u sure nonna

No. 1306063

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Donald Trump will be found guilty but will commit suicide before going to prison.
https://www.independent.co.uk/voices/trump-nuclear-classified-secrets-fbi-raid-mar-a-lago-b2143969.html

Polio is also going to make a comeback, even in the western world. People fear vaccines more than ever. People started off saying “I can’t trust this particular vaccine because it hasn’t been around for very long and I don’t think that disease is dangerous” to “all vaccines are bad and cause autism. I’m not poisoning my precious children!!!”. I give it 40 years it will be like we are back in the 1930s, except with better equipment used to treat it. So no iron lungs.

Droughts will become more frequent and severe and there’s a chance a lot of future wars will be fought over water. People will be getting robbed for water, their houses burgled of water. Not that far into the future either, less than a century. Maybe like 60 years.

No. 1306065

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copy and pasted from another anon
See graph, we're currently living in the "overshoot" situation, very near or at the very top before rapid collapse. That will happen within our natural lifetimes (for those of us who're 20s or so). It's happened more than once in history and us humans don't learn. Ecosystems world-wide are on brink of collapsing at the hand of human abuse and overpopulation. We have over twice as many humans on earth as earth can sustainably carry at it's very max, and we'll go to three times as many this century if things continue this way. Unless we see downright miracle technological breakthroughs very, very soon. But once the ecosystems collapse, humans will go with it, because we're at the mercy of healthy funcioning ecosystems for our food, water and oxygen. I think only a small percentage will survice and re-build over centuries to come.

I swear I'm not a doomer boomer but the ecosystems are very objectively at the brink of collapse. It's already scientifically predicted to happen in less than 50 years.

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No. 1306070

>>1306066
Cutie, look at her

No. 1306082

>>1306063
I don't think Trump would kill himself, he's too much of a narc. Maybe "suicide"

No. 1306099

>>1234208
Posting a baby hognose is cheating!

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Bump dont scroll

No. 1312653

i predict all nonnies reading this will have a great day.

No. 1312881

western world young zoomers will have a breakdown over being overly sexualized, and will dress like preppy twee grannies in a few years. headscarves will become a thing and there will be drama about culturally appropriating the muslims.

No. 1312891

>>1312881
I would love to see young people suddenly wear genuine grandma fashion, like those old lady sweaters with embroidered flowers or the polyester shirt/pants combo that they all get from the discount store. I dream of a loose comfy future.

No. 1312895

>>1312881
God please

No. 1312942

"Baldphobia" will become a thing in some circles and making fun of balding scrotes will get you cancelled

No. 1312952

>>1312942
Baldphobia is inherently transphobic and extremely offensive to transgender women and the traumatizing loss of hair they experience. You are by default a bigot and a disgusting pissbaby piece of shit if you think it’s okay to make fun of balding.

No. 1312980

>>1312942
"Baldphobia" sounds like what my brother has. At least once a day he'll run his fingers through his hair and ask his girlfriend "does it look like it thinned out?".

No. 1313000


No. 1313022

>>1312942
I have a revulsion to bald people and already people have an issue with it. No your bald head physically makes me gag go away. Bald men especially are repulsive. The layer of oil on their shiny egg heads. Gross

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>>1312952
>>1312942
>>1313022
I suspect it will be similar to the discourse around how certain "preferences"(for e.g liking good looking fit men who shower) are not just morally wrong but also inherently racist and imperialistic, for e.g disliking fat guys is now racist apparently

No. 1313037

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>>1313030
picrel as example, for those doesn't understand wokespeak, this tweet is basically saying it is morally wrong for a Sex worker to reject men that she finds disgusting

No. 1534301

Trump getting arrested and Tiktok being banned in the US will happen on the same day

No. 1534400

A certain celebrity is going down very very soon. Given how many other moid celebrities with similar proclivities have been going down around him, it's between a matter of days or maybe a few months until he topples. The timing will be opportune and fall in line with events from last year. He will either end up arrested, on trial, for heinous crimes previously unknown to the public. His career will not survive it, staff members and PR will start to leave him and tell their own stories about his behavior, realizing how hopeless his case is, and that they'd rather join the detractors than risk never working a job again. The whole world will be against him. At worst he will end up dead.

No. 1534408

>>1312942
Only a very small number of men look good while bald, the rest can die for all I care.

No. 1534464

Tyga is transgender, he has a cross dressing fetish along with his documented tranny chasing. He will come out sometimes next year. He'll also come out as pansexual.
"Drake" will also make a mistake on 6/7/24, some information will be leaked that will be mistaken as him dating a FTM, but it will be about him actually being a FTM. He will drop another album and marry his secret lesbian lover to cover this news up, he will also post a picture/or leak a "Sextape" of "Him" having sex, but it'll be someone else's dick, so people won't get too suspious.It'll end up being a blip in the news cycle.
Some will remember but it'll be covered up and deleted from the internet.

No. 1534466

>>1534464
and by "tyga is transgender" i mean he will be transitioning MTF

No. 1534556

>>1534464
I know you think this satire is like hilarious but you beat it into the ground after the velcro sideburns. That was your peak.

No. 1534558

Brad Pitt will be publicly humiliated in a satisfying way, no fuzzy pink beanie or plisse crop top will protect him.

Azealia will finally give us something new.

Drake will not do anything except relish in the woobifying gay memes while he is still texting and fucking barely legal teen girls because people are truly retarded

Bdsm and fetish wear as lame attempt at edgy subversive fashion will continue to dominate music tours. Men with no ass in garter belts will terrorize us all.

MGK will come out as non binary.

Demi Lovato ozempic era, will finally listen to the gays that don't hate her and get a good half-out install.

Miley Cyrus skinwalk Debbie Harry, it will leak that she's damaging her vocals on purpose to try to sound edgier or make excuses for her lack of vocal ability and range

Cardi B filler scare

Taylor Swift is not coming out of a lesbian so keep crying, Sapphic community will finally except that Kendall Jenner isn't gay she's just boring

Hailey Bieber meltdown

Beloved music icon will die a la Prince by October

No. 1534693

>>1534558
>Miley Cyrus skinwalk Debbie Harry
Isn’t she already doing this

No. 1868383

Mid to late gen A kids are going to stray away from the troon shit because by the time they're old enough to be cognizant to the existence of trannies they will see all the leftover mutilated, botched, or detransed remnants of the troonening and know immediately that they don't want to be anything like that.

No. 1868465

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Second #MeToo wave come through

No. 1868494

Doja Cat will be outed as farmer, she'll forget to close a tab and post a screenshot from her phone or via some other fluke, she'll be caught browsing lolcow.farm. Normies will freak out and call her a transphobic incel or something, our precious lolcor will receive mainstream attention and nothing will be the same. Perhaps Shayna will finally find that fame she's been desperate for.

I know you're reading this Amala, proceed with caution.

No. 1868495

>>1868494
She already admitted she lurks and even mentioned farmers' comments about her "bicycle seat face"

No. 1868498

>>1868495
Yes, and with this knowledge I am predicting a wider exposé and subsequent fallout. People will pretend to be mad online but it won't really have an effect on her career. There will be many YouTube essays made however.

No. 1868500

>>1868498
What exactly do you mean by wider expose? Like the mods will share her post history? Or like she'll come on and selfpoast and create a whole shitstorm?

No. 1868648

>>1868500
Post history would be milky as fuck, but perhaps too milky too be true. I guess I'm picturing a viral TikTok or Twitter thread that's like "here's PROOF that Doja Cat is a secret TERF!!!" and the proof is a screenshot or photo a of her computer that accidentally reveals she has a tab open and is casually browsing the farms. I can totally see people latching onto that like the whole Tinychat thing.

No. 1868790

gen alpha is going to be infertile

No. 1868931

>>1868494
I know anons wish ap badly for her to be a poster but she is not and you know it. She is chronically online and spends a huge chunk of her time goofing hate about her and that's how she was able to find that snow thread about her. If she does know anything about this site it's from only looking at that snow thread about her that is now inactive. Also this wasn't the only site she called out, there were other sites, she was calling out every site that said something about her.

No. 1884414

Dumbass Shit is going to be taken off autosage and everyone will flock there

No. 1884427

troons are going to get sacrificed politically and women’s rights along with them in the next decade. it will be sold as ‘in touch with women’s natural instincts’ and ‘anti hookup culture’.

No. 1884429

>>1884427
What exactly do you mean by this? Like troons as a whole and womens rights are both going to be eradicated?

No. 1884436

>>1884429
Yeah like right wing pushback against troons will include pushback against GNC women, working women, women who don’t want children and will be backed up with laws. Except it will have slick marketing like ‘doesn’t it suck to be ghosted on tinder? Wouldn’t you prefer to be married to one man forever? let’s get rid of no fault divorce’.

No. 1884439

>>1884427
Kind of a double edged sword. Either way men will be controlling us. I guess it depends if you want to be seeing cocks in change rooms or not

No. 1886281

Venus will probably an-hero by the end of the decade.

No. 1886543

Elon Musk is going to have a big fall from grace, not sure on the details of exactly how yet though. Maybe it'll be a lawsuit, something with his tranny son, an issue with grimes, could be anything. People probably arent going to stop using twitter, but it will be put down, same with tiktok and all the other apps.

No. 1886606

>>1534558
you were right about demi lovato.

No. 1886611

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The boomers will die off and leave all their money and property to their gen x and millennial children.
Millennials will take over politics, while gen x will take over cultural production, music biz, movie biz, etc.

Of course none of this will matter as resource depletion and climate change ravage the world, the world boomers left behind being a empty dried out husk/wasteland.

Things will get more cyberpunkish, apple vison pro will become the norm and replace smartphones.

No. 1886616

>>1886611
>apple vision pro will become the norm
How will people see when they walk though

No. 1886618

>>1886611
the only thing that makes me look forward to aging is seeing a world without baby boomers.



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