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File: 1650042061792.jpeg (301.64 KB, 600x450, kermit.jpeg)

No. 1136258

Imagine if you could be a frog and spend all day just doing froggy things. Like ribbit ribbit lmao 🐸

No. 1136265

>>1136258
Fuck frogs

No. 1136269

You dont mean that

No. 1136287

Kermit is the only acceptable frog

No. 1136288

>>1136269
I don't like frogs! I don't get the obsession with frogs! Especially since it's always the weird fat genderfuck girls who like frogs.

No. 1136290

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No. 1136295

File: 1650044356904.jpg (128.08 KB, 1024x601, zebras-running-istock-1024x601…)

Zebras are pretty fucking cool

No. 1136296

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>>1136295
I'm also high, but I think zebras are cool because 1) equines are cool 2) classic style 3) wild baby 4) will not eat me

No. 1136297

>>1136295
I love those stripy horses

No. 1136300

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No. 1136303

>>1136296
I feel like a furry could fap to that ass

No. 1136306

>>1136303
That 100% was not my intention I thought it was goofy looking and trying to show more avant garde photos. I wanted to do them a justice plus I think the tail is cute it's just unfortunate flurries have tarnished horses.

No. 1136323

File: 1650046056758.jpeg (65.12 KB, 1200x627, tree-frog.jpeg)


No. 1136339

based

No. 1136353

File: 1650047506834.jpeg (246.21 KB, 625x386, C976417E-65AE-44BA-989D-3BD620…)

Imagine being a seal little ball of baby cutie

No. 1136355

>>1136258
Kek he’s all zooted like “yeah.. the rainbow connection and stuff dude”

No. 1136365

File: 1650048055485.png (160.59 KB, 314x300, tumblr_nfvvl3gn5K1u3mr7go6_400…)

sign me the FUCK up ribbit ribbit

No. 1136627

last night I found a toad outside so I picked it up, took it inside my house, laid down on the couch, and placed the toad on my stomach so we could watch Netflix together. we chilled for half an hour before I took the toad back outside and let it go. I'm chronically lonely so getting to hang out with a toad like that was cool

No. 1136629

File: 1650064271588.jpeg (108.28 KB, 1023x1024, D928656D-107B-47D3-8FE4-00B355…)

I wanna be a frog. I understand nonnas' tiredness of quirky tryhards coopting frogs but please leave room for those of us who love frogs genuinely, I have since I was little. The froggy uwu memes annoy me too and have been a great disappointment, sometimes there are cute things to come of it but it's tainted by the 500 froggerino she/they/it tumblr blogs. However they can never take frogs from me. NEVER

No. 1136636

File: 1650064861601.jpeg (587.77 KB, 1200x630, 1636844149762.jpeg)

i want to be a croc. just lazing in the sun and biting mfs like the apex predator i am. plus they're kinda cute

No. 1136652

Imagining…….




mmmmm nope being a cat would be better

No. 1136670

GOOD THREAD!!!!

No. 1136705

File: 1650071605267.jpeg (43.77 KB, 399x600, B6EF6128-5E28-4CE3-A3A4-DC9B67…)

I want to be a panther, they’re cool, powerful and will rip apart any retard whenever they want. If I die, I want to reborn as a cool and powerful panther.

No. 1136706

>>1136705
would you let me pet you?

No. 1136709

File: 1650072106442.jpeg (224.15 KB, 1000x664, 9E3B5860-A3B0-42CB-8F1D-965E16…)

Snowshoe paws

No. 1136710

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>>1136706
M-maybe.

No. 1136712

File: 1650072376866.gif (6.14 MB, 640x282, 88943526-B9AA-4EBA-9EE1-0B36E1…)

>>1136636
Me
I love Guapo from FC6

No. 1136713


No. 1136721

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No. 1136724

File: 1650074014646.gif (18.17 KB, 275x275, 1625566799097.gif)

Nah dude lizards have it made, lay in the sun on rock all day, get up eat a bug then snooze again. Frogs are cool but there are so many inconveniences to them like getting too dry and bad water quality today that makes being a frog kinda hard.

No. 1136729

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>>1136724
hear, hear. reptile gang 4 lyf

No. 1136731

File: 1650074408019.jpg (36.4 KB, 800x566, gabriel-konigsfeld-05.jpg)

>>1136724
>An reptilian male invites you to fuck and lay on his prized sun rock

Wat do

No. 1136732

File: 1650074440119.jpeg (46.78 KB, 642x642, 1648121795998.jpeg)

I'd personally choose to be a stray cat somewhere on Japan or Turkey's coast. They love cats there and I would be pet and fed regularly,if I lived on the coast I'd be eating fresh fish whenever I felt like it. Just gotta act all cute for a second. Then after all of that I could just climb into a roof or something and nap in the sun. Absolutely the best possible life to live if I'm not coming back as a cat I don't wanna come back!

No. 1136735

>>1136721
KEK NONNY

No. 1136757

File: 1650077974872.jpg (74.46 KB, 730x424, smooch.jpg)

>>1136731
Fuck that I'm one of those lizard species that's all female and reproduces via parthenogenesis by having hot lesbian lizard sex then cloning my genes to create more mes

No. 1136823

A frog says kre-kre in my language

No. 1136829

>>1136732
I'd choose Turkey, it's got a warmer climate

No. 1136832

File: 1650090048098.jpg (133.01 KB, 1063x799, my dude you know already i don…)

My problem with I Fell in the Shower, Broke my Skull, Died, and Was Reincarnated as a Frog in South America! is that frogs are carnivores and I want to minimize my destruction of other souls.

No. 1136846

>>1136832
This nigga look gross as fuck and I cant even say anything nice about him like oh well he's got a great sense of humour or he's engaged to a heiress who is the daughter of a wealthy family. This man looks really ugly. Ugly! Imagine looking so ugly nobody can say anything nice to you. Seriously wtf is that why does he look squishy??

No. 1136851

>>1136846
What happened to you in life that you're insulting frogs on the Internet?

No. 1136852

>>1136851
Hatred of ugly men

No. 1136853

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No. 1136855

>>1136846
Shut up! I think he looks rather polite and refined.

No. 1136857

>>1136846
I take it that's not your Prince Tiana

No. 1136864

>>1136855
You are either blind or simply delusional.
>>1136857
Take that ugly slime if you want him so badly jesooooossos!!!

No. 1136868

Great, now this thread has attracted frog haters.
You will never be a real amphibian. You have no gills, you have no larval stage, you have no metamorphosis.

No. 1136885

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>>1136868
As mothanon i take HUGE offense to the last two things you said. Not only do you EAT us but then you try and take our identity away? Seethe, cope, ribbit, FATTY.

No. 1136888

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I see your frog and I raise you the cane toad. They have it all: stance, poise, elegant toxic glands, they're adaptable and thrive in many environments. If I were an amphibian, I'd want to be a cane toad.

No. 1136889

No, being a frog in the wild now must suck. A disease called chytridiomycosis has been rapidly wiping out frogs and other amphibian species. I'd consider it if I got to live protected in the zoo.

No. 1136891


No. 1136896

who let the zoomer newfags in

No. 1136897

>>1136896
the lucinda thread kek

No. 1136916

File: 1650099708221.jpg (146.72 KB, 760x549, taz yow.jpg)

>>1136888
GET THE FUCK OUT CUNT

No. 1136919

File: 1650101100211.jpg (103.08 KB, 700x526, 20170802lnp1-frog.jpg)

>>1136916
MAKE ME, BITCH!

No. 1136923

>>1136916
Based.

No. 1136932


No. 1136934

>>1136353
Seal autist, you still alive?

No. 1136938

File: 1650102601121.png (520.87 KB, 640x345, 15d37160-0fa2-11ec-beff-998dfa…)

>>1136916
MY LONG LOST TASMANIAN BROTHER

No. 1136942

>>1136938
holy crapperoni is that pic real. jaw for days

No. 1136944

>>1136942
It's real and cute, RIP

No. 1136946

>>1136944
very cute. looks so nervous in that clip, like just as it starts to relax, it stands up pacing around, yawning excessively. reminds me of typical dog behaviour. a legend, gone too soon. RIP

No. 1136947


No. 1136948

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No. 1136951

>>1136948
This shocked me into laughing so suddenly I dribbled

No. 1136953

File: 1650104836572.jpeg (121.42 KB, 500x750, 4A7D3AB9-02A2-4BE3-ADF3-446C25…)

it’s picture day for this little baby

No. 1136955

File: 1650105107262.jpg (139.43 KB, 900x600, a-large-and-dissatisfied-wild-…)

>>1136709
My sister

No. 1136957

>>1136947
ur just jealous of their total lack of nasolabial folds

No. 1136963

>>1136947
you’re ugly

No. 1136976

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No. 1136989

>>1136953
His mom must be proud!

No. 1137002

>>1136888
they kill dogs and cats and attract them. you want to attract dogs and cats to attack you and then kill them? horrible taste in toads, 0/10

No. 1137081

File: 1650118901108.jpeg (162.81 KB, 673x430, C302A5CE-8B8D-4679-9A81-89B9D4…)

>>1136953
Omg cute, what a little menace.
I loved African painted dogs too. My bf and I joke that you could use their ears to transmit radio signals kek

No. 1137108

>>1136934
probably drawing more lolcow fanart to proudly display in her autismo cave

No. 1137173

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Farmhands just tolerating this one

No. 1137219

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No. 1137262

File: 1650131379778.jpg (77.42 KB, 1282x774, starry_night_frog.jpg)

Have you ever seen the starry night frog? Now you have :)

No. 1137269

>>1137219
Vivid red, looks poisonous, would not eat
>>1137262
Bright coloration also looks sus

None of these seem edible
Post tasty French frogs

No. 1137278

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No. 1137281

File: 1650132848875.jpg (58.72 KB, 924x924, 83939382272.jpg)

>>1137269
This is called a strawberry pacman frog, seems tasty enough

No. 1137283

File: 1650132891432.jpg (792.94 KB, 2544x2544, tomato_frog.jpg)

>>1137269
Or mayhaps a tomato

No. 1137294

>>1137283
Ok we'll eat this one.
We'll have this anon >>1132615 freeze and peel it over her sheets first.

No. 1137312

cp

No. 1137454

File: 1650142055327.gif (5.09 MB, 564x640, frog-frogs (1).gif)


No. 1137458

File: 1650142190693.jpg (30.48 KB, 600x450, 70d7f3bad635bb55cd916fc5a719ff…)

>>1137173
It's just a nice thread ok. Look at this albino frog and let it take away your worries.

No. 1137482

File: 1650143882344.jpg (94.8 KB, 564x752, 2c23112c0b5da090fa379c9a9912ef…)

>chicken enters the thread

No. 1137488

File: 1650144070573.jpg (36.94 KB, 733x488, Screaming-Frog-e1572896027504.…)

>>1137482
BEGONE, FEATHERED FIEND!

No. 1137492

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No. 1137497

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>>1137488
>BAWKs at you, shits, then runs away

No. 1137506

>>1137458
Raw chicken frog. Wanna fry him up.

No. 1137515

>>1137492
Does it want eat finger or what? Or is it attacking?

No. 1137518

>>1137515
frogs are basically blind so when you have pet frogs and hand feed them they'll try to eat your finger more often than not

No. 1137519

>>1137518
I didn't know that their eyesight is bad. How do they catch flies/bugs?

No. 1137521

>>1137482
Brawk bwak brwuk shut up you remedial dinosaur go back in your slave hutch and lay your eggs for the taxmen

No. 1137522

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No. 1137524

>>1137519
By basically trying to eat everything.

No. 1137525

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No. 1137526

>>1137482
It's like she's wearing a fur coat

No. 1137527

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No. 1137537

>>1137525
I dare say 78% of lolcor is beeps

No. 1137545

>>1137525
I identify very deeply with beeps. I got big beep vibes, if you will.

No. 1137549

>>1137537
kek i think you're right

No. 1137554

>>1137497
So cute what breed is that

No. 1137569

File: 1650152949437.jpg (57.17 KB, 500x401, 2db28752fc6f51e8d0656881c1a5f0…)

Allegory of LOLCOR

No. 1137570

>>1137525
I'm moosh gerald

No. 1137571

>>1137554
nta but it looks like a buffed laced polish

No. 1137574

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>>1137554
Looks like a young Buff Laced Polish

No. 1137577

>>1137574
Beat ya to it heh hehhhhhhh

No. 1137591

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No. 1137592

>>1137591
Dumpy cutie kekkk

No. 1137595

File: 1650155600645.jpg (71.62 KB, 1280x720, maxresdefault (2).jpg)

This is how I feel in the big bad scary world.

No. 1137598

>>1137595
IS ThAT A REAL FROG???

No. 1137604

File: 1650156166717.jpg (139.66 KB, 996x1199, sad mama.jpg)

>>1137595
Too little to eat..

No. 1137656

File: 1650159839787.jpg (66.57 KB, 1024x768, Funny Cute Little Frogs_.jpg)

>>1137591
I'm Amphibious cutie kek

No. 1137680

File: 1650161793646.gif (649.69 KB, 498x278, ribbit ribbit.gif)

There are going to be frogs in the next Minecraft update. I hope I find some!

No. 1137740

>>1137595
This suddenly gave me flashbacks to summer camp when we'd be making mudballs and occasionally we'd find little baby frogs. Good times.

No. 1137793

File: 1650171210041.gif (187.08 KB, 527x406, baby god damn kermit.gif)


No. 1137797

>>1137680
this is really cute. id have a ton of green frogs bouncing around my house at all times

No. 1137906

File: 1650183677012.gif (577.2 KB, 400x400, 1991066258-759063959_473453.gi…)

>>1137793
DID YOU JUST ASSUME TIMEZONES?

No. 1137960

File: 1650190585044.jpeg (36.71 KB, 301x301, yoshi is phrog.jpeg)

bring ha!

No. 1137977

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>>1137680
They’re so cute, I can’t wait!
Look at this beautiful crotchet froggy boy

No. 1137984

File: 1650192934596.jpg (101.44 KB, 800x554, unnamed.jpg)

I don't like Spanish's rana, but renacuajo is cute as heck.

No. 1137988

>>1137977
Do you have a link for it? I wanna make it

No. 1137990

is this a frog thread now? can we have a rat thread too? (I can't deny that gendies have good taste in animals)

No. 1137994

>>1137990
This is not a frog thread. Learn to read between the lines.

No. 1137997


No. 1138002

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>>1137990
This thread is a feeling.

No. 1138011

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No. 1138015

>>1137994
w-what is it then

No. 1138021

File: 1650196537712.jpeg (558.97 KB, 2200x1467, CE8A2B49-FE15-45F4-8E5C-85DB85…)

Frogs are great and do a lot for the ecosystem but it seems boring to be confined to living on land and swimming in water like humans. I think I want to become a migratory bird. Just traveling with friends without luggage, airfare, and clothes. Being the first to flee from a natural disaster because of my superior birdie senses. A female-on-the-go without the iced americano on hand. Maybe I’ll be the unlucky one who gets shot by a bird hunter. Maybe I’ll be the dumb one who badonks herself into a closed high rise window and dies. Still worth it because I was on top of the world and I had company and I was free.

No. 1138040

>>1138021
Anon, people shoot Canadian geese because they're evil incarnate. At least choose to not come through as a goetic demon-made goose in your hypothetical next life.

No. 1138067

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>>1138040
Cackling Goose > Canada Goose

No. 1138104

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>>1137906
Is my timezone somehow less valid?? It was still night time here ma'am and that's where the heck I am

No. 1138115

>>1136295
>>1136296
>>1136300
My laugh sounds like a fucking zebra, thanks I hate it

No. 1138116

>>1138040
but the evil is why they'd be a fun reincarnation option

No. 1138568

Okay if I was a frog this would be me

No. 1138583

File: 1650245761465.jpg (35.96 KB, 640x503, fe2f7c8dc5a4d0de48f5f55caf63b0…)

I warned you that I wanted you a great RIBBIT, you troll the janitor and you fuck the janitor I warned you that I would return here to LOLCOR by my next presence We're helpless Nothing comfortable You're doing nothing You're not doing anything You're not using anything You're not using anything You hurt us you are the worst than you are the worst I want to go home, and I want everything to be normal again, and it unleashes my hellish world, I still feel like I'm back and there's nothing yet please please please please please please please PLE Fix the sight I'm begging for you please give me GIVE US /M/ BACK MODERATOS WHY DO YOU LEAVE US HALF DONE WHAT IS THIS JUST REMOVE THE BOARD IF YOU CARE SO LITTLE YOU RUINED MY VALENTINE'S DAY ALONE AND YOU RUIN EVERY SUBSEEUQNET DAY SINCE THEN CORRECT YOUR MISTAKES AND RETSTORE /M/ TO ITS GLORY ITS NOT RIGHT ITS JUST NOT RIGHT RIBBIT

No. 1138615

File: 1650247668609.gif (7.14 MB, 360x640, frog.gif)


No. 1138617

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No. 1138625

>>1138615
I dont like this

No. 1138651

>>1138625
Kermie would never be so crude.

No. 1138751

>>1136947
rofl
(ribbiting on floor laughing)
post the back of your hand, moneky

>>1137906
Good morning!

>>1137793
Good night!

No. 1138791

>>1138615
I'm filing a sexual harassment lawsuit over this gif

No. 1138808

File: 1650269575465.gif (3.19 MB, 640x588, lizard-salamander (1).gif)

i'd rather be a salamander

No. 1138815

>>1138751
op spotted, moneky

No. 1138872

File: 1650278953324.jpg (76.99 KB, 648x431, hellbender.jpg)

>>1138808
HELLSITE
HELLSITE
HELLSITE

Style: Hellweek
IT UNLEASHES MY HELLISH WORLD ITS NOT RIGHT JUST NOT RIGHT RIBBIT

No. 1139330

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>>1137591
I’m stinky apple

No. 1139335

>>1137591
Dumpy Herbert. Very good I like it

No. 1139337

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No. 1139343

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No. 1139346

>>1139330
I have so many questions about the context of this picture

No. 1139394

>>1139346
The frogs are working hard to fix the plumbing. What else could it be?

No. 1139408

File: 1650316939168.jpeg (92.76 KB, 750x272, ED702190-59C5-4EB4-86FA-714E15…)

>>1139337
Don’t mess with me

No. 1139468

File: 1650321842627.png (677.46 KB, 1080x1154, frog I are.png)

>>1139343
Accurate frog quiz

No. 1139839

File: 1650355017764.png (929.75 KB, 800x1000, 2 cuties.png)

Tag yourself.

I took the photo and it is my intellectual property. Please do not reproduce it without my prior written consent.

No. 1139845

>>1139839
4 fingers superior, 5 fingers inferior

No. 1139892

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>>1136627
Is this a copypasta? I feel like I’ve read this exact paragraph before…

No. 1139902

File: 1650360657994.jpeg (31.21 KB, 236x176, 9259688F-4E8E-4F86-861F-1BC5B7…)

>>1137592
>am also a dumpy cutie

No. 1141935

File: 1650502975057.jpg (Spoiler Image, 96 KB, 735x851, 8ad2f54b38216be6b67e8ff3e43040…)

Rate my ass

No. 1141938

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No. 1141945

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No. 1141948

File: 1650504155706.png (99.36 KB, 746x512, pepehug.png)

>>1139902
WE'RE BOTH DUMPY CUTIES, our bday is on Friday the 13th this year nonnie, let's unleash the madness

No. 1141963

>>1141935
You look like a pancake that grew legs.

No. 1141973

>>1141935
10/10 tiny cute frog butt

No. 1141976

>>1141935
Need some lotion, you ashy as fuck

No. 1141998

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>>1141976
>>1141963
don't neg her, you cynical bitches. you can't even compete with her diminutive pigmented little dumptruck

No. 1142163

>>1141935
>>1141998
frog butts are so cute….

No. 1142180

>>1137591
wow i am Small Frog. right to the point, based, wouldn't have it any other way, 10/10 feeling like >>1137595 him, nice

No. 1142344

Video Description:
>he scratch belly
>he give big yawn
>he wipe face
>he hide away

No. 1142349

>>1142344
no he scratched his whole gunt

No. 1142350

File: 1650557338112.png (178.54 KB, 648x592, rfgrgg.png)

Dance for me, dance for me, dance for me, oh-oh-oh
Never seen anyone do the things you do before
They say
Move for me, move for me, move for me, aye-aye-aye
When you're done, I'll make you do it all again

No. 1142355

>>1142349
Gunt isn't a cute word, you're going to hurt his feelings if you call it that

No. 1142362

>>1142350
Let me see you just bounce it with me just bounce with me just bounce it with me cmon let me see ya just slide with me just slide with me just slide with me cmon let me see ya take a walk with me just walk it with me take a walk with me cmon and make your neck work
now
FREEZE
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No. 1142363

File: 1650557971184.jpg (303.62 KB, 2048x1365, C434EC7WIAEQtpR.jpg_large.jpg)

>>1142355
Does this being look like he gives a shit about feelings? Such matters are fleeting and irrelevant to such higher beings

No. 1142364

>>1142363
He puts up a front but he still has a heart and at the end of the day he needs to be loved, just like everybody else does

No. 1142376


No. 1142382

>>1142376
Thank you nona, that made me so happy

No. 1142908

>>1142344
Description mostly accurate, but leaves out how hilariously fat/round froggy is. Anyone in the future reading this, keep that in mind before you watch said video.

No. 1142915

File: 1650595223461.gif (8.51 MB, 520x293, index3.gif)

gunt

No. 1142916

>>1142915
THAT WORD IS OFFENSIVE

No. 1142933

>>1142916
fine. gussy then

No. 1142937

File: 1650596983451.jpeg (114.63 KB, 1000x1000, 0C5DE31B-5B28-41EF-958C-07D9CE…)

>>1142933
Wait a second, gunt isn’t just another word for belly?

No. 1142972

File: 1650603404160.png (429.6 KB, 555x439, ssosososocutiecuteangelbabyboy…)

>>1142344
his lil frog tongue… round frog i love u.

No. 1143054

>>1142915
>>1142933
Fuck this is sending me way too late in the day

No. 1144496

File: 1650728837064.jpeg (25.28 KB, 477x477, 08afcb09-7a9b-4d68-a8ad-cfc547…)

wat is 2day?

No. 1144511

>>1142972
This one kind of looks like Norman Reedus

No. 1145463

>>1144496
Es domingo, hija.

No. 1179215

File: 1652417413087.jpg (43.43 KB, 650x650, a-cute-doodle-of-a-frog-with-a…)

>>1139902
>>1141948
A big HOPPY BIRTHDAY to my fellow Dumpy Cuties!!!

No. 1179289

File: 1652420851024.jpg (53.57 KB, 666x858, IMG_20190822_000613.jpg)

croooaaaak

No. 1179348

>>1179215
HOPPY BIRTHDAY DUMPY NONNIES!!!!11111

No. 1180424


No. 1180435

File: 1652481764142.jpg (941.25 KB, 1200x800, Nasikabatrachus_sahyadrensis_D…)


No. 1180493

>>1180435
My anaconda don't

No. 1180536

>>1180493
it's frog sumbass

No. 1181807

>>1180435
I thought it was literal shit. I had to take a closer look to realise that it's a frog and I've committed blasphemy by thinking it was shit (even dogshit at that).

No. 1186027

File: 1652838934914.jpeg (62.83 KB, 500x424, CDF29C4A-FE60-4DB5-A83E-51A2D5…)


No. 1186043

File: 1652840499802.jpg (153.88 KB, 736x718, fdf63051a823bb8209b36acc4c39e4…)

I am the one who shit posts.

No. 1186047

>>1186043
keep going qt!!!!!!!

No. 1186064

File: 1652842361723.jpg (71.21 KB, 735x987, c94b68609295b4a6cc75c3bddf3798…)


No. 1186071

>>1186064
not u uglyboy. call your tree frog friend back over here

No. 1186084

File: 1652843881808.jpg (77.63 KB, 735x711, ce63438b5adf26578d19f166f0d3b2…)

Hoes tryna call me a snake, shit, I guess I can relate
'Cause a bitch spit a whole lotta venom
And since these hoes all rats, when they come around me
All I see is a whole lotta dinner
I walk around the house butt-naked
And I stop at every mirror just to stare at my own posterior

No. 1186207

>>1186043
love youre work

No. 1186251

File: 1652863796219.png (29.62 KB, 121x102, fwoggy glare.png)


No. 1187195

File: 1652916511922.jpg (48.68 KB, 690x523, f0bc4b20acdec405c3674386a3b681…)

It is Wednesday, my nonnies

No. 1187197

>>1187195
AAAAAAAAAAHHHH

No. 1187204

>>1187195
gooch scratching time

No. 1196812

File: 1653522316526.jpg (44.35 KB, 355x339, 8dc2b7d897dff5df0da84bd5d021c5…)


No. 1196883

File: 1653526289309.jpg (101.75 KB, 1170x1137, Galaxy frog.jpg)

>>1187195
HOW DID SHE KNOW1!?!.!>1>!!>!>!>!>!@>@???

No. 1201907

File: 1653861324588.jpg (54.72 KB, 660x636, butts.jpg)


No. 1202030

File: 1653866969979.jpg (Spoiler Image, 63.4 KB, 640x429, l4f6u4upzrc61.jpg)

I'm cute?

No. 1202040

>>1202030
#cute and #valid nonny

No. 1202051

File: 1653867681685.jpeg (50.47 KB, 768x513, froggo.jpeg)

>>1202030
dreamy! here i am, thinking about u

No. 1202781

File: 1653929121979.jpg (73.29 KB, 705x705, bab24df094b9e01519e070f0b6c8d3…)

hey

No. 1202797

File: 1653929557758.gif (53.25 KB, 220x176, pepo-apu.gif)

>>1202781
Omggg hiiiiiiiii

No. 1203027


No. 1203069

File: 1653939256212.jpg (456.88 KB, 1800x1350, ruffled.jpg)

I wish I were a pigeon so I could marry my best friend, who is a pigeon. we're married unofficially but if I were also a pigeon, you know, it would be different, she could get on my insurance and stuff
it's hard to be pigeons, but I feel like it would be worth it overall

No. 1203079

>>1203069
How's it going, pigeonona? All well in paradise?

No. 1203086

File: 1653939913276.jpg (154.46 KB, 1592x957, sneaky peak.jpg)

>>1203079
every day is a beautiful dream with Claudia, thank you

No. 1203092

>>1203069
Is your pigeon mated to you? That's a real thing, pigeons not paired up will start treating you like a mate, including being overly possessive of you kek

No. 1203098

>>1203092
she is, I would love to post pics, but we live somewhere immediately identifiable, unfortunately
she used to live closer to a casino, interestingly, she now lives at my apartment

No. 1203105

File: 1653941380992.jpg (465.34 KB, 960x769, IMG_20180111_102721.jpg)

>>1203098
That's amazing so was she just a wild bird or an escaped domestic pet you think? I like that she moved closer to you kek.

Not to be too autistic but my pigeonsona would be black and white, I love this color contrast on most animals.

No. 1203118

>>1203105
she was definitely a pet, she plays with toys if you encourage her. and geez me too lol, it was such an honor honestly, I feel like I must have her set up really well, which makes me feel like a good wife lol
and not autistic at all, that is one beautiful bird. I never thought about a pigeonsona for myself before, but I honestly really should

No. 1203119

>>1203069
that's not a pigeon, it's a mourning dove

No. 1203123

>>1203119
They are the same thing.

No. 1203133

>>1203119
mourning doves are pigeons, fam

No. 1203600

File: 1653989943311.jpg (44.91 KB, 634x399, article-0-14A24F68000005DC-287…)

birds are superior to frogs

No. 1203606

File: 1653991000159.jpg (30.18 KB, 564x318, e4f4380d8fe660e29532771a5b9485…)

>>1203600
Pff, big deal. Frogs are superior to frogs too.

No. 1270134

File: 1658346036706.gif (17.52 MB, 520x293, index.gif)

Thoughts?

No. 1270139

File: 1658346234466.png (15.12 KB, 206x278, temp.png)


No. 1270141


No. 1270150

File: 1658346458488.gif (12.8 MB, 520x293, index2.gif)


No. 1270196


No. 1270291

File: 1658352406213.gif (812.85 KB, 127x120, index3.gif)

NONNY

No. 1270300

>>1270150
>>1270196
My god…it’s magnificent…more…show me more!!

No. 1270340

File: 1658355398473.jpeg (213.99 KB, 1152x2048, E3C17CE9-7A91-43F6-9EE1-7CD124…)


No. 1270379

File: 1658358419239.jpeg (33.68 KB, 493x519, B89E3A28-525F-476A-AA08-8A77A4…)


No. 1270509

File: 1658365878281.gif (2.99 MB, 500x403, video-S2-500px.gif)


No. 1270516

File: 1658366324084.gif (3.91 MB, 500x403, video-S3-500px.gif)

>>1270509
he's doing great

No. 1271306

File: 1658421467189.png (900.23 KB, 762x762, thefrogs.png)

ribbit ribbit

No. 1271317

File: 1658422217340.jpg (61.07 KB, 480x480, 5k8du.jpg)


No. 1271598

File: 1658436167666.jpg (176.46 KB, 1024x1101, af214d7c03345b14dea5aac44ba824…)


No. 1271753

>>1271598
oh… my god…… WHAT. my brain will explode
and yeah i know it's photoshopped, just the idea of it… crazy

No. 1271772

Big fella.

No. 1271780

File: 1658447067587.jpg (Spoiler Image, 208.51 KB, 1619x1080, Ke_-_Trichobatrachus_robustus_…)

>>1271753
You will either love or hate this

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hairy_frog

No. 1271799

File: 1658448854041.jpg (205.12 KB, 1300x1390, beautiful-tiny-chihuahua-dog-d…)

>>1271317
nothing to see here

No. 1271823

File: 1658450361824.jpg (252.13 KB, 1284x1593, 2n4eaqlrcbm71.jpg)

>>1271780
what a weird animal! not only does it have those weird hairs but it can break it's own bones to produce claws? wow! the hair is apparently only found in males who go back into the water to safekeep the tadpoles and this structure acts as gills, allowing the froggy to breathe in more oxygen through the water. here's a better pic cause you can see what the "hair" looks like underwater, kind of like little algae, which is less gross than if it had actual hair imo

No. 1272699

>>1271780
>>1271823
This is just as bad as when I saw a picture of degloved horse hooves, jesus christ. Spoiler that shit next time please.

No. 1273414

File: 1658532769501.jpg (83.17 KB, 736x778, c9378a26649784f82dee61e981e751…)

Angery energy on lolcow today. I think we should all take some time out to ribbit.

No. 1273437

>>1273414
No anger, just frog

No. 1273469

File: 1658535239147.jpeg (Spoiler Image, 90.96 KB, 720x843, 5F6D3D84-CDD0-4F86-AD9A-A12397…)


No. 1273811

File: 1658560026856.jpg (28.12 KB, 640x332, oh3ju07w20871.jpg)

posting so that nasty frog picture that no one bothered to spoiler goes away

No. 1274769

>>1272699
yeah it's tooootally the same. a stupid frog is totally the same as an open wound with blood and visisble nerve endings. you're evil you know? thanks for sharing!

No. 1276405

>>1274769
What the fuck? How am I evil? I didn't post it. Sorry I have different thresholds than you, retard. The frog pic was fucking disturbing and unspoiled, I can't help it if you're too fucking stupid not to seek out things that others find abhorrent.

No. 1276434

>>1276405
Are you the kind of person that asks everyone to put trigger warnings on everything they post? TW: frog, TW: hair, anon is so mentally feeble she can't handle a picture of a normal animal

No. 1276438

>>1276434
It literally wasn't a normal frog dumbass. OP even acknowledged it and the next anon spoilered it because it's uncomfortable to look at. I'm not the one calling anons evil. All I did was post a cute frog to bump the thread. You're also missing the point.

No. 1276439

Samefag but that anon is bitching about a trigger warning for a picture I didn't even post, fuck all the way off.

No. 1276470

>>1276438
It's not gore, it's not NSFW, it's a frog with hair, holy shit. How are you surviving out there in real world?(infighting)

No. 1276496

>>1276470
Can you please crawl out of my asshole or are you physically incapable? Sorry you're pissy about the horse hoof you fucking retard, now fuck off.(infighting)

No. 1276504

File: 1658750479295.jpg (206.47 KB, 860x569, purple-frog.jpg)

>>1276496
I'm not even that anon, there is more than one person that thinks you're a retard. Also sage your spergs

No. 1276547

>>1276504
it's /ot/ retard, you don't have to sage. i wish you pissy constantly infighting newfags would fuck off, christ

No. 1276603

File: 1658759382307.jpg (Spoiler Image, 35.03 KB, 540x405, tumblr_e8665bf3470722e74d399a5…)

TW:frogs TW:hair TW:frogs with hair!!! TW:hairy frog TW:might contain frogs with hair(tw: autism)

No. 1280044

File: 1658973763902.jpg (82.73 KB, 700x759, 4f6a2d28f210d350086c2fa6e4655c…)

>Go ahead. Approach me.

No. 1280046

>>1276603
Anon didn't deserve that jannies

No. 1280057


No. 1280080

>>1276603
you didn't put a TW for blond hair, you fucking white supremacist

No. 1280093

File: 1658980944726.gif (5.88 MB, 361x498, kermit-dancing.gif)

>>1280046
Kek that was a 5 hour ban too

No. 1280214

File: 1658991727291.gif (778.62 KB, 260x207, 765.gif)

there's literally nothing wrong with frog hair. what the fuck is going on

No. 1288393

File: 1659568364606.jpg (47.88 KB, 736x599, 459298fceefaa375ed2f931387958f…)


No. 1288397

File: 1659568517947.jpg (98.21 KB, 549x641, 731d4e1a934a280dad345443b3187a…)

Anyone else feel like a 4 today

No. 1288403

>>1288397
5 because period

No. 1288430

i watched this video this morning and now i am depressed I was born into humanhood, I wanna be a cat so bad nonnas https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2JrkxfDNabk

No. 1288432

>>1288430
kek wrong thread nonna?

No. 1288433

File: 1659571412226.jpeg (4.23 MB, 2066x3000, 556BACBC-AB02-4FDD-A960-BE2B6E…)

So happy this thread never got locked.

No. 1288434

>>1280044
He’s listening intently as I tell him a story. I see him as a father figure.

No. 1288435

>>1288432
i thought this was the thread about anons lamenting not being born cute animals?

No. 1288438

File: 1659571751925.jpeg (62.3 KB, 640x426, C0013015-1BAB-4081-B0B6-F4A9DC…)

>>1288435
No this is the thread where we kiss

No. 1288439

File: 1659571936523.jpg (30.15 KB, 564x693, 5c0f7fa713d59c8ef3637400800f66…)

>>1288438
a-at least treat me to a coffee first please, this relationship is going too fast

No. 1288442

File: 1659572071216.jpeg (29.43 KB, 304x240, A2C35A2D-E83F-4E1D-AB6D-8EBA31…)

>>1288439
I will treat you to a fine dining experience.

No. 1288447

>>1288442
omg ok let me get my fancy hat brb

No. 1288448

File: 1659572403547.jpg (25.63 KB, 563x698, 243bcea24ad89367557273af7d342f…)

>>1288442
>>1288447
can we get burger king

No. 1288457

File: 1659572987976.jpeg (66.97 KB, 800x531, 8899C37F-DDF4-42A3-8005-DD8FF9…)

>>1288448
Sure. Hop in haha get it?

No. 1288466

File: 1659573310411.jpg (232.42 KB, 1058x1080, hAhXN.jpg)

>>1288457
thanks but i prefer to walk, helps me wash down the borgers later

No. 1288480

File: 1659573753810.png (109.66 KB, 414x306, frog ded.png)

>>1288466
AGHGHHGGHH SORRY NONNIE I LOVE YOUUUUUUUU

No. 1288484

File: 1659573890694.jpeg (48.55 KB, 750x796, B2833170-C0EF-4378-AEC5-FA7C1B…)

>>1288466
Oh no it’s raining! Quick shelter under the flower.

No. 1288496

File: 1659574333209.jpg (46.02 KB, 564x650, f644d78cef4cc6687aba727fd8e8b3…)

>>1288484
the accident wasn't your fault…you need to let go …

No. 1288519

File: 1659575386364.jpeg (19.27 KB, 312x296, C6F151D8-1616-4A3E-A690-95A73C…)

>>1288435
Sorry my mistake. Will not happen again ..

No. 1288674

>>1288397
Dos porque ribbito

No. 1288687

File: 1659592776917.png (1.38 MB, 931x700, frog.PNG)

who here wants cucmber sandwiches and tea?

No. 1288900

>>1288687
OT but
>cucumber sandwich
that's just bread and water with a fancier name

No. 1289230

File: 1659638172999.jpg (80.7 KB, 1000x775, 6882953a82419abb7a61dfd811d586…)

>>1288900
excuse me, cucumber sandwiches also have cream cheese or mayo or greek yogurt with herbs. are you going to deny that cucumber sandwiches are delicious? all of my closest frog friends agree that they're delicious and perfect for a light, refreshing afternoon snack especially with this heat

No. 1289382

>>1289230
i always take them to the frog pool! we discuss our fave lolfrogs and sip green tea together, ribbit

No. 1297308

File: 1660169062992.jpg (80.02 KB, 736x728, 3993ce7488d7662e5351d464ba5919…)

>lunges at you

No. 1298969

File: 1660266924669.jpeg (141.97 KB, 1024x685, F0E9C3EF-1FC0-4A5E-AE24-AB0899…)

>>1297308
>Hugs him

No. 1304792

File: 1660640902593.gif (1.71 MB, 502x378, TMS- Christopher Reeve (1976).…)


No. 1305671

File: 1660707124307.jpg (14.28 KB, 320x320, mytooth.jpg)


No. 1324844

File: 1662171107924.png (218.21 KB, 420x593, Sandylion.png)


No. 1324845

File: 1662171134886.png (194.7 KB, 515x484, for u.png)


No. 1324846

File: 1662171169405.png (249.83 KB, 500x500, Pillow Pets.png)


No. 1324867

File: 1662174560068.jpg (93.31 KB, 735x698, c934c4eb0732f6601ee1f65bd47313…)


No. 1324871

File: 1662174948262.jpg (46.16 KB, 735x726, d7ed8dbb8f9b557160a145230dcb73…)

Can you believe this image

No. 1325031

File: 1662181729959.gif (482.35 KB, 320x240, nomnomnom.gif)

>>1324867
no u
>>1324871
thank you for dinner, anon.

No. 1325492

>>1324845
The cutest frog plush
>>1324846
Sub par frog plush

Sorry pillow pet lovers. Don't come for me

No. 1325517

is this the only person ever who managed not to get banned despite using an emoji? if so legendary

No. 1325788

File: 1662230311971.webm (508.77 KB, 480x576, froggy eat.webm)


No. 1325816

File: 1662231351139.gif (2.02 MB, 300x300, C0417121-D929-417A-8633-0CFB76…)

I will NOT eat the bugs
>>1325517
>person
that's just a frog doing froggy things

No. 1330665

File: 1662619233993.webm (1.25 MB, 720x1280, Keroppi.webm)


No. 1330667

File: 1662619329240.gif (6.67 MB, 300x300, I'm letting you see me.gif)


No. 1330669

File: 1662619472795.gif (6.04 MB, 300x300, hi.gif)


No. 1388773

File: 1666911889657.jpg (115.19 KB, 734x748, bd472411ecfb77784475fea5d86fba…)


No. 1399704

Nonnies I'm high and I've been watching this on repeat for th e past 20 minutes
I can't stop laughing help

No. 1399746

>>1399704
How is the title so wrong. This frog can jump. It just can't land. At least, not with any grace. Going to report this video anyway for misinformation.

No. 1399966

File: 1667747271783.jpg (70.7 KB, 1280x720, maxresdefault.jpg)


No. 1400982

File: 1667799942055.jpg (145.1 KB, 1280x1707, 2d711f13-b097-4909-8b2d-6cc8c6…)


No. 1401822

File: 1667863305077.jpeg (78.26 KB, 890x882, 563A9811-71A1-4B8B-B3EC-CAFB92…)


No. 1405539

File: 1668192755498.jpg (20.16 KB, 360x349, f0a.jpg)

ribbit

No. 1406134

>>1405539
are these frog gushers?

No. 1406179

Are there saltwater frogs? Maybe brackish water frogs? Maybe estuary frogs? I don't know anything about frogs. I was surprised to learn there are no freshwater jellyfish. I am prepared for so saline frogs. I'm ready for anything at this point. When I was a child I would love seeing puddles because frogs would lay their eggs in long sheets. I lived to play with the sheets of eggs, the material was so very pleasing. I don't know how many frogs I killed or denied the gift of life. I also during that time, spring is mostly when we got the rains, would destroy all the fresh mushrooms that great. Just plain white mushrooms. I'd beat them into a pulp with a stick. It was like a video game. They'd grow in all sorts of incorrigible places and I'd smash them with glee. I feel bad about the frogs. I don't not feel bad about the mushrooms maybe because I am prejudiced but I still don't actually understand where the domain of fungus comes into modern taxonomy. Or is it a Kingdom? I think it's a Kingdom. I just don't know. But if certain fish evolved a la the lungfish onto land part time surely that means our ancestors were similar to salamanders and since those were salt water fish surely then that means salt water amphibians are possible I don't see why not but did you know that there are no freshwater cephalopods? The world is vast and I don't even know one tenth of what I don't know but I am open to learning if it requires nearly no work on my part. Goodnight.

No. 1432976

File: 1670214563371.jpg (1.02 MB, 1280x1706, Tumblr_l_1227664901367667.jpg)


No. 1433006

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No. 1524471

File: 1678903471610.jpg (33.62 KB, 621x583, Capture.JPG)

I'd love to be a frog and enjoy the summer days, hopping around and catching flies. I'd relax in a cool pond, play in the mud, and sunbathe on a lily pad. At night, I could catch fireflies for a snack and listen to the cacophony of croaking, chirping, buzzing, and more. Occasionally I'd hop up onto a nearby log and watch the setting sun turn the sky pink and purple. Life as a frog would be peaceful and serene, and I'd bask in the joy of being a carefree amphibian.

No. 1524505

>>1524471
Anon, are you me? I just saw this thread in a catalog and opened it with the same exact thoughts about a cool pond and all. I spent each summer in my childhood in a village and it would be just like going back in time to that place but in a form of a frog. I honestly wouldn't mind it at all.

No. 1578990

File: 1684229609417.jpg (33.3 KB, 720x719, ccbb8020-c4c4-4960-8bec-f85842…)


No. 1579384

ever since I was a kid in the 90s I loved frogs. I am the true froggie lover

No. 1579923

>>1579384
Me too anon, every family member knew to give me something frog related, figurines, pictures etc, >>1433006 shelf could totally be mine

No. 1579984

File: 1684324241430.png (1.51 MB, 1280x1280, 3B6B0BEC-2D4B-4AE3-916C-3A3BCE…)

frog figurines

No. 1583420

rbbbt

No. 1583435

>>1579984
frogurines

No. 1583940


No. 1583945

File: 1684726374209.jpeg (189.6 KB, 1080x1080, F4184591-7CE5-4E70-B88D-F4DC56…)


No. 1585096

File: 1684858616589.jpeg (229.9 KB, 1080x1920, 3D01D2C9-211D-4BDB-80C3-9FAF94…)

what even is a frog?

No. 1585104

>>1583945
I thought this was a cheeseburger

No. 1585127

File: 1684861381107.jpeg (116.72 KB, 1242x1142, D091BBE0-907D-4CA2-BD93-96631A…)

>>1585104
it’s a tomato frog… Dyscophus antongilii

No. 1585133


No. 1585222

>>1585127
Either way it both sounds and looks tasty

No. 1585598


No. 1586879

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No. 1587026

File: 1685032184810.jpeg (103.41 KB, 750x806, IMG_5058.jpeg)

Frolic tiem

No. 1587042

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No. 1587043

File: 1685034591450.jpeg (88.98 KB, 750x1149, frog-now-suffer-chilling-on-le…)

wish this was me

No. 1587051

File: 1685035441333.gif (4.61 MB, 268x268, d2db60837b46c29b3cb5b1be2e5549…)

>>1587043
me next

No. 1587405

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No. 1589240

File: 1685198735461.jpeg (56.91 KB, 736x730, DD5F41F6-487D-43E3-AAAF-A1C5F4…)


No. 1591376

File: 1685391025151.jpeg (93.92 KB, 828x1029, 228A6550-13DF-40AF-A666-890961…)

Agalychnis callidryas

No. 1594726

File: 1685660577478.jpeg (132.14 KB, 1242x962, 0FDF4E58-2909-49C9-9752-A319C2…)


No. 1594728

File: 1685660720124.png (23.4 KB, 500x333, 973913944.png)

yeehaw

No. 1594734

File: 1685661407096.jpg (94.21 KB, 1024x615, article-2130109-129B5BB6000005…)

>>1594728
hee yaw

No. 1596210

File: 1685831731201.png (158.68 KB, 456x432, BA8E7449-FCC9-49D4-A2F1-E40C5E…)


No. 1596214

File: 1685832587040.jpeg (86.47 KB, 1024x729, 8423333C-AC67-49FF-BE80-8780B9…)

Hum de dum de dum

No. 1601047

File: 1686252023315.jpeg (105.38 KB, 960x1280, photo_2023-05-05 16.20.18.jpeg)

Litoria caerulea

No. 1602436

File: 1686363478089.jpeg (8.77 KB, 207x244, IMG_1630.jpeg)

if i was a frog i’d be one of these guys with a lil hank hill butt

No. 1602742

File: 1686397774605.jpg (890.97 KB, 3024x4032, 58oba3fjo2q11.jpg)


No. 1602790

File: 1686403207768.jpg (170.67 KB, 1600x1280, Brekk_-_panoramio.jpg)

>>1602436
trust me you DONT want to be a common rain frog, they are explosive breeders and explosive breeders usually have higher rates of sexual coercion
they are cute and very small though. also they live in africa among other very cool animals. their calls are thought to bring rain hence the name rain frogs.
i love tree frogs so much, they're so nice and cute and there's a lot of variety in tree frogs some are gliding frogs (Rhacophorus, Polypedates, etc) but my favorite tree frogs are Hyla

No. 1602795

File: 1686403902870.jpg (287.88 KB, 2048x1784, poison_dart_frogs2.jpg)

I wanna be a poison dart frog. They're all so pretty.

No. 1602799

File: 1686404073516.png (480.54 KB, 1080x1080, spring-peeper-v0-iitr2ys3arpa1…)

Really though, in reality I would probably be this basic spring peeper, not a colorful dart frog.

No. 1603455

>>1602799
i looooooove hearing the spring peepers, i get so excited when they come out! like yes, spring is finally here!

No. 1604460

frog music (for frogs and other amphibians)

No. 1605360

File: 1686644798748.jpg (349.38 KB, 1800x1350, dyscophus_guineti.jpg)

tomato frog…

No. 1605410

>>1602795
they're actually extremely tiny

No. 1605490

File: 1686661415022.jpeg (902.53 KB, 4032x3024, IMG_8717.jpeg)


No. 1605491

File: 1686661577859.jpeg (1.36 MB, 4032x3024, IMG_8160.jpeg)

>>1605490
Same type of frog but more grown up. It’s a tree frog in the Pacific Northwest.

No. 1606724

File: 1686776050745.jpeg (22.28 KB, 612x408, 8E4ECA3B-2F82-4130-AC98-C4C014…)

>>1605491
i love tree frogs so much… your picrel is one of the Dryophytes, right? it's so weird they split Dryophytes and Hyla despite there being only geographical differences between the two

No. 1609628

File: 1686970689682.jpeg (47.02 KB, 563x642, 8E998540-4D52-4344-9EA7-A0852A…)


No. 1611035

File: 1687109225923.png (714.71 KB, 1024x683, 1647323507145089993.png)

male frogs, the only moids worth saving

No. 1614283

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No. 1615749

File: 1687553071792.jpg (168.92 KB, 1280x720, maxresdefault.jpg)

Favorite frog from animal crossing?

No. 1615842

File: 1687559237259.jpeg (46.34 KB, 564x564, 52824395-EDE7-4665-9B83-649C12…)

>>1615749
never played AC but the fourth one in the top row looks cool, what is his name?

No. 1615845

>>1615749
croque probably

No. 1615865

File: 1687562106199.png (109.76 KB, 537x851, Henry_NH.png)

>>1615842
In the top row? This is Henry.

No. 1615867

>>1615845
The "Daruma-Taishi" style red frog (fifth one on the bottom) is Croque.

No. 1615878

>>1615749
have to go with lily

No. 1615907

File: 1687565498356.png (548.67 KB, 872x830, B02A985B-7607-4F5D-B402-8BA0A6…)

>>1615865
looked some more into him and wow he is literally me but male. thanks nona

No. 1617456

File: 1687729760167.jpg (96.2 KB, 736x922, eafb3a20bd3648a2b54d0ae4d00c46…)

I'd feel so cool with this.

No. 1618480

File: 1687832757151.jpg (98.41 KB, 736x1309, eb8faf5b4330fa63973b865d0efc92…)


No. 1618500

>>1617456
Dude thats so fucking cool. If you can you should get it nonna.

No. 1619061

File: 1687905549293.jpg (65.33 KB, 600x450, f8d2d827-79e4-44e9-b802-b2d4bc…)

>>1617456
i actually have a frog bag (the same one as in my picrel) but it's more in a shape of an actual plushie and can't fit most things, it's too small but it's pretty cute

No. 1620650

File: 1688078651922.jpeg (83.35 KB, 899x1142, photo_2023-06-22 20.09.34.jpeg)

Lepidobatrachus laevis

No. 1620680

>>1617456
This is the greatest thing ever made.

No. 1622255

File: 1688243327120.jpeg (27.93 KB, 612x444, photo_2023-06-18 19.02.07.jpeg)

feasting Hyla sp.

No. 1624972

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No. 1627339

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No. 1628762

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No. 1629110

>>1628762
I am coveting I will steal her fingernails let me at her

No. 1629961

File: 1688995432771.jpeg (247.96 KB, 1080x1350, B98806AC-C161-4ECE-AE75-AD6B98…)

Toads

No. 1632644

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No. 1634288

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No. 1634749

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>>1634288
Frog phone (Hotline Miami); Frog calls (Croaks). You are now going to have different Pelophylax (water) frogs. Choose your frog.

No. 1637787

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No. 1638276

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No. 1639815

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No. 1639817

File: 1689959879777.png (1.07 MB, 1280x853, -PUtsS2S.png)

chill frog meets chill snake in a zoo. no one was hurt, they climbed around and parted ways https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/tree-frog-clings-huge-python-6310952

No. 1639818

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No. 1639819

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No. 1639878

>>1639819
>>1639818
>>1639817
>>1639815
such cool pics! they look a bit like they're ai-generated lol
thank you for sharing nona!

No. 1639975

File: 1689972918487.jpeg (34.49 KB, 612x408, istockphoto-1301265498-612x612…)

>>1639817
if they were both wild the froggy would probably get eaten but it looks cute how they were probably fed well beforehand and the snake wasn't hungry

No. 1647636

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No. 1647641

>>1647636
Chunky and round!

No. 1649408

File: 1690758294348.jpeg (131.4 KB, 1080x1080, photo_2023-07-31 02.04.13.jpeg)


No. 1652563

File: 1691059175875.jpg (106.97 KB, 998x1000, cow and frog.jpg)


No. 1659126

File: 1691610428029.jpeg (93.81 KB, 900x608, tree-and-leaf-frog-jumping-mic…)


No. 1661441

File: 1691797001918.jpeg (104.14 KB, 1080x1080, photo_2023-02-26 00.00.12.jpeg)

froggy on frog mobile (it's a good car btw it doesn't release CO2)

No. 1661491

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CP BUMP DONT SCROLL

No. 1664725

File: 1692050729880.png (295.65 KB, 735x425, ceratophrys.png)

>Beelzebufo ampinga was a particularly large species of prehistoric frog described in 2008. Common names assigned by the popular media include devil frog, devil toad, and the frog from hell.

No. 1665763

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No. 1665772

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>>1615749
I know a lot of people hate Diva, but I love her. I used to have her in a previous game, so I’ll always have a soft spot for her. Which one is your fave nonnie?

No. 1671455

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No. 1675314

File: 1692844293519.jpeg (37.93 KB, 640x620, fake.jpeg)

these are counterfeit sadly

No. 1675345

>>1665772
I think her flapper hair looks like side burns

No. 1675350

>>1675314
Pops them into my mouth and eats them like tic tac

No. 1675360

File: 1692845894610.jpeg (105.39 KB, 873x859, photo_2023-07-14 19.14.23.jpeg)

>>1675350
fucking carnie freak, except if you're also a frog in which case you're fine

No. 1680162

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No. 1680333

>>1680162
Me on the left

No. 1689506

File: 1694035457288.jpg (39.5 KB, 512x720, 0d5a5fb1e69f969686a633706095ad…)


No. 1689529

File: 1694037566956.jpeg (140.84 KB, 1022x1022, photo_2023-09-05 10.17.23.jpeg)

>>1689506
yes nonnie thank you for posting frogue i forgot (frogot) to frogpost and you reminded me of this thread ♥

No. 1689564

File: 1694041000907.jpg (41.56 KB, 564x846, 750317b176f0b169921a0e8a45f558…)

>>1689529
is no frogblem nonny

No. 1689974

File: 1694085534561.jpeg (298.15 KB, 1070x1500, IMG_1655.jpeg)

I’m so happy that this retarded shit thread has survived for over a year now.

No. 1689995

File: 1694087827197.gif (7.68 MB, 600x360, 8A440138-794D-4CA2-8E1C-A1B600…)

>>1689974
dumb fucking silly frogs

No. 1698673

File: 1694770979140.jpeg (312.66 KB, 1024x1280, photo_2023-09-14 03.40.11.jpeg)


No. 1701440

File: 1695076353231.jpeg (137.46 KB, 1080x931, photo_2023-09-19 00.38.57.jpeg)

anyone here like tiny horned frogs

No. 1701476

>>1701440
I love them, do you have rare ones in your photo collection?

No. 1701561

File: 1695088937097.jpeg (116.67 KB, 1170x1129, photo_2023-09-06 20.10.04.jpeg)

>>1701476
No I just have fat ones

No. 1701566

File: 1695089306243.jpeg (2.26 MB, 4032x3024, IMG_0773.jpeg)

Strawberry frog (poison)

No. 1701568

File: 1695089547866.jpeg (2.77 MB, 4032x3024, IMG_1212.jpeg)

Dunno what frog but it was cute I took a picture

No. 1701573

File: 1695090132437.jpg (183.03 KB, 2287x1715, 20230909_110240.jpg)

>>1701568
this is a noble gentleman Sir Croaker Ribbitfield
and the frog in my picrel is just resting

No. 1701620

>>1701561
good, this one has a great face

No. 1701702

File: 1695106939126.jpeg (195.16 KB, 1170x1147, 9E9D1997-B207-4C49-8FC7-6DD809…)

>>1701620
and this one pacman is pictured right after letting out a good CROAK

No. 1702442

File: 1695191144520.jpeg (60.31 KB, 735x730, 60cyeafprh091.jpeg)

nonas, i'm deeply sorry for any inconvenience, but what the fuck is THIS?

No. 1710228

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No. 1710278

>>1288397
4, I'm hungover like a bird is pecking me in the head

No. 1710285

File: 1695993711520.jpg (420.1 KB, 1067x800, f-cancrivora-23-sept-11-inaraj…)

>>1406179
>Are there saltwater frogs? Maybe brackish water frogs?
Yes. http://elijahwostl.weebly.com/fejervarya-cancrivora.html
>I was surprised to learn there are no freshwater jellyfish.
That's not true, freshwater jellyfish are abundant and are found around the world. They're very small.

No. 1710627

File: 1696021710821.jpeg (49.66 KB, 500x375, goliath.jpeg)

F r o g 🐸

No. 1710631

File: 1696021855528.png (255.72 KB, 500x491, frfr.png)

f r o g 2

No. 1710731

File: 1696029604804.jpeg (134.29 KB, 1080x1045, photo_2023-09-29 17.49.00.jpeg)

>>1710627
you and OP weren't redtexted for frog emoji, does that mean frog emojis are allowed itt?

No. 1710756

File: 1696031156692.jpeg (59.18 KB, 500x385, IMG_6456.jpeg)


No. 1710759

>>1710756
this was amazing to see on the front page. The cow looks like a dinosaur

No. 1710763

>>1710731
Don’t draw attention to the frogs, I don’t want them thrown in frog jail

No. 1710782

File: 1696031694540.jpeg (104.85 KB, 1080x714, photo_2023-09-26 13.47.37.jpeg)

>>1710763
i'm sorry. have a toad

No. 1711052

>>1710756
I love this it’s so retarded and sweet

No. 1711691

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No. 1711963

File: 1696148741526.jpg (34.2 KB, 564x564, 62d0468476ae08d10365270ca79c6e…)


No. 1712054

File: 1696164882572.jpg (3.02 MB, 2350x2350, TerraZoo_Rheinberg_Schmuckhorn…)

>>1711963
i don't want a pacman frog to draw blood from my ear

No. 1713524

File: 1696257693017.jpeg (154.27 KB, 1080x1080, photo_2023-10-02 04.42.55.jpeg)


No. 1713563

>>1713526
No one cares go wallow in your own misery

No. 1713591

File: 1696261271810.jpeg (91.55 KB, 1300x876, IMG_7926.jpeg)

>>1713526
BEGONE, insect

No. 1713597

File: 1696261749971.jpg (64.16 KB, 720x480, Hyperolius_argus_Al-ReedFrogs_…)

Cool reed frogs (africa)

No. 1717222

File: 1696537863618.jpeg (132.49 KB, 1280x853, photo_2023-10-05 22.04.56.jpeg)

Bullfrog?

No. 1718229

File: 1696632363185.jpeg (88.89 KB, 1028x659, photo_2023-10-06 01.09.21.jpeg)


No. 1718907

File: 1696704512451.jpeg (55.11 KB, 800x1112, 1653080582_1-funart-pro-p-lyag…)


No. 1724300

File: 1697131942324.jpeg (119.9 KB, 1079x1022, photo_2023-10-12 19.02.10.jpeg)


No. 1724443

>>1724300
This frog boutta drop the hardest mixtape of 2023 fr

No. 1724446


No. 1726592

>>1724300
>>1724443
>>1724446
frog = fr (for real) + og (original)

No. 1748873

Can somebody post a cute picture of a frog eating a fly with the tongue flying out? I can't find one

No. 1748889

File: 1698945105267.jpeg (51.16 KB, 540x360, IMG_5187.jpeg)


No. 1748892

File: 1698945137426.jpeg (230.81 KB, 1908x1146, IMG_5188.jpeg)

>>1748873
It’s not a fly though, looks like a moth or something

No. 1757225

File: 1699333657472.jpg (33.4 KB, 564x522, 81c095b11190264512f193313cbc63…)

As I sit here and contemplate what the future may hold for me, I can't help but feel this yearning, this longing, to be a frog. You see, I've always loved frogs. The way they jump around with such grace, the way their eyes are so big and expressive, the way they eat their prey whole. It's all so fascinating to me.

I often find myself staring at pictures of frogs on the internet, scrolling through blogs and forums devoted to all things frog-related. I'm constantly reading about their habitat requirements, their mating rituals, their unique defense mechanisms. And yet, no matter how much I read and learn about frogs, I still can't shake this feeling that I was meant to be one.

Maybe it's the ability to breathe underwater, the agility and flexibility of having no bones and just muscle and skin, or the fact that they can change colors to blend in with their surroundings. Whatever it is, I can't deny this deep-rooted desire to become one myself.

I often wonder what it would be like to hop around the swamp, eating flies and bugs, and living a simple, uncomplicated life. I can just imagine myself sitting on a lily pad, soaking up the sun, and feeling completely at peace with the world. There's just something about the simplicity and ease of being a frog that I find so appealing.

Of course, I know that it's not realistic to become a frog. And yet, I can't help but think that, if given the opportunity, I would take it in a heartbeat. Maybe someday, through some strange twist of fate or science, I'll get my wish and become the frog I've always wanted to be. Until then, I'll just have to settle for admiring them from a distance.

No. 1757361

fwoggies

No. 1759577

File: 1699473026843.jpg (76.17 KB, 736x1033, 14d7f4e3a435fdb61e54c63ddc6bff…)

Would you report this poster?

This message brought to you by the Insect Defense Force.

No. 1759742

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No. 1759761

File: 1699479399825.jpeg (160.13 KB, 1400x700, IMG_5649.jpeg)

I’d rather be a pokéfrog tbh

No. 1759787

>>1759761
Bulbasaur isn't a frog, it's a dinosaur, thus the "saur" in its name.

No. 1759794

>>1759787
>Bulbasaur is a small, quadrupedal amphibian Pokémon
>amphibian
It is a frog.

No. 1759845

File: 1699484142486.jpg (26.19 KB, 267x273, 144ac6d6148a3bb147bbc953397c5b…)

If I were you
I'd be jealous too

No. 1759848

File: 1699484335837.jpg (128.21 KB, 1024x697, 3E1A5524.JPG)

"Frog" is a funny name for a creature.

No. 1762414

Do you think frogs are allergic to anything

No. 1762440


No. 1762525

>>1762440
How do you know that

No. 1762630

>>1762525
scientific research (apply salt to frog)

No. 1762661

>>1762630
You salted your frog? Omg

No. 1763135

File: 1699572481814.png (149.29 KB, 542x518, image1.png)

I think this is cute, I love Keroppi

No. 1814983

File: 1702742367654.jpg (516.83 KB, 1024x683, warning.jpg)

If you look into his eyes you will get radiation poisoning



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