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No. 1052830

It's good for your soul.

previous thread >>>/ot/1032207

No. 1052833

>>1052551
>>1052560
I don’t think I can mentally deal with talking to him again tbh, even as a catfish. He literally ruined my life & I was doing so well for months when I had no evidence he was still existing & doing the same predator bullshit.
Just seeing his fake ass lying posts posturing like an ~experienced daddy dom~ and him posting about his “hard kinks” (aka things he did to me that I didn’t consent to) & hitting on exclusively 18-20 year olds as an ugly man in his 30s with nothing to offer to the world has been putting me on edge and fucking with my PTSD really hard.
I keep checking his accounts and nobody is really responding to his repeated tweets/replies but he’s really desperate & persistent, making over 1k tweets in just over a week, so I’m sure he’s dedicated to the cause of finding a new victim. He’s also posting on a bunch of subreddits, which is where I found out where he moved because he’s stupid & includes a bunch of personal info with a username I helped him come up with (glad to know he’s halfway across the country from me now though)
If anyone wants to talk to him for me and report back for keks/to waste his time lmk. I don’t think talking to him & catfishing him personally would be good for my mental health even though I really want to.
>>1052618
Fingers crossed he ODs, anon.

No. 1052878

I’m getting fat but I hate walking around my neighborhood. I feel like everyone is looking at me.

No. 1052894

I don't know why but I feel self conscious if I go to the same place to grab a coffee all the time, or if I get a delivery and it's by the same guy 2 days after he delivered me a different parcel. I know I have anxiety in general and alot of it is social but I feel so dumb for sweating this shit. Why should it matter if I see the same people and have a repetitive thing going on? Who do I think is judging me? Why do I feel awkward?

So I try to change up which places I grab coffee from so that I'm not hitting up one place really frequently. When I order stuff online I ask myself when I last had a parcel delivered by that courier.. has it been a few days. Covid has played a role too. I'm from a city originally and since moving to a small village I kind of feel like everything is too close for comfort. Everyone knows your routine and god knows why I'm so bothered by that but I am. The latest thing now is scrotes (sometimes attempting to flirt?) hinting that they know where I'm heading to when I pass by them. Yes I'm getting a coffee and you're heading to the pub at noon. We all know each other business. It feels sufficating.

No. 1052897

I'm critical of sex work and I know the theory/facts, but I was invited to a strip show and I ended up going anyway. It was really well choreographed and almost more like acrobatics. Like air ballet. I was picked as a volunteer for some tricks one of the performers did. I'm conflicted. I enjoyed it and she was really friendly and gave me a hug afterwards, but you know, I still attended a stripshow.

No. 1052907

i'm starting to feel bad about straightening my hair because i don't want people thinking i'm trying to "act white" or that i hate my race or whatever. i only do it because it's easier to comb through/manage and i'll sweat less in the summer. that's it..

No. 1052948

>>1052907
Only retarded racist Americans assume any minority doing random stuff is "trying to appear white" so dont worry.

No. 1052950

>>1052907
Nonnie you shouldn't be concerned about stuff like that, especially if that feeling is influenced by LC of all places. You're allowed to do what you want with how you look and you have no obligations to anyone to preform a certain way.

No. 1052966

>>1052907
Do what you like cutie

No. 1053022

>>1052894
I get you on the repeat visits. I stopped going to a certain food place because it's always the same woman serving and she started to recognize me, and when I didn't come for some weeks, she asked if I was busy. No, but maybe now I'll be… I wasn't even like that as a child. I had my own card for our countries equivalent of blockbuster when I was like seven and went there about once a week. I often got the same checkout lady, and at some point even started to be on the look out for her. We always had some small talk, and sometimes she gave me sweets for free or waivered a late fee if it was just a day or something. what happened lol.

No. 1053163

People, especially other teachers, think that just because I'm a teacher that I have to live a virtuous and submissive lifestyle.

Bitch I shoplift and take bribes to buy kids alcohol. Let a bitch live for real

No. 1053246

>>1053243
what the fuck is this kek

No. 1053251

>>1053243
This feels like a pasta but at this point I think everything is starting to read like a pasta to me.

No. 1053252

>>1052894
>>1053022

The cool thing is that, barring a few weirdos, none of us in the service industry actually care about seeing you as much as you think. Unless you tip us extra and stop coming. We just like that you aren't a griefing jerk

No. 1053272

not a troon but sometimes wish i had the simplicity of being born as a country boy in an upper middle class family. oh to be stable and enjoying outdoor activities while working 20 hours a week in my dad's hunting supply fulfillment office

No. 1053278

>>1053246
>>1053251
What was it?

No. 1053298

>>1053278
Should have capped it but it was just her saying she was in a long-term relationship with a man but has sapphic dreams every night, but her word choice and the way it was written just made it feel kind of shitpost-y.

No. 1053307

>>1053298

>should have capped it


So are you just hoarding a bunch of boring ass caps nobody cares about

No. 1053319

> went out to a niche terrace on the top floor of the huge hospital i work at for lunch
> there are countless of these terraces but this one is out of the way so nobody goes
> peace and quiet with my baked ziti
> other nurse (ham planet) in baby pink scrubs comes out of nowhere and plops down at a nearby bench with a huge bowl of chowder or some shit
> Constantly scraping the bowl with her metal spoon and quietly moaning in pleasure of food
> She pulls out phone to watch some TLC show on full volume
> Seething with rage
> Say to myself in a stage whisper to my ziti "Damn this is cold"
> Get up and pretend to walk back into the building to find a microwave
> Trip on my face and practically throw ziti at her pastel scrubs
> Skinned my palm but she is SAUCED
> Act all panickey and apologetic and on the verge of tears trying to help wipe the sauce with her napkins but spreading it more
> Offer to pay for dry cleaning
> "Accidents happen" in sassy fat voice
> Go downstairs to buy a replacement meal (some shitty sushi from the canteen)
> Find another terrace to enjoy quietly and relish in the fact that I ruined her shift for ruining my quiet time and being an inconsiderate fatass

No. 1053332

I do the old lady with health problems groan before she sits on the toilet seat in the public restroom. Idk why, I don't need to do it but it feels good

No. 1053333

I’m so tired of being human. I wish I was a cat and I had a cat boyfriend who loved me and we lived in a barn where all we did was eat, sleep, and be comfy.

No. 1053337

>>1053333
Become a furry

No. 1053349

I've been practicing Spanish for well over a year and regularly speak in it with family/friends over text or online

But the truth is 70% of the time I just use Google translate because I'm too lazy to fully "think" about what they're saying

I'm at a level I am capable of reading what they're saying without google translate and can tell when they mean something different than what it's translating as. I also know I'll never get to the point I read it as naturally as English if I keep using Google, but my brain gets so tired by the end of the day even English starts looking like gibberish

No. 1053350

>>1053307
>reddit spacing
>mean for no reason
nta but wtf

No. 1053353

>>1053337
nona don’t tempt me…

No. 1053389

>>1053349
I think you should try sometimes to not use translator and check how much you really know. Spanish is hard, I'm saying it as a native, good luck Nona, que te vaya bien con tu español

No. 1053393

>>1053353
Please don’t, I love you too much for you to debase yourself. Find a bf who likes cat role play.

No. 1053477

>>1053307
Double space all in my face

No. 1053649

my rapist and abuser groomed a minor after I escaped and lives with her now. she seems so sweet, and I can tell by her posts that she is suffering the same ways I did. I get sexually harassed and assaulted nearly every shift at work, and I have a normal job that typically men have. I have never met a man who hasn’t ended up showing their true nature over many years. the abuser cut me off from all of my childhood friends many years ago so I have no girls to talk to. I just want to meet a girl, any girl, but really I want a friend who hates men as much as I do, like a truly justified deep burning hatred. I want to drive around the city with a woman and point guns at men and scare them. they deserve to finally face repercussions, they deserve to be scared. 90% of violent crime and rapes! don’t ignore it!

No. 1053658

imagining my OC one day being posted in the husbando thread motivates me to work harder on my project

No. 1053659


No. 1053660

I lost my virginity to a white trump voter and i am a Mexican, but to be fair i didnt know until afterwards

No. 1053665

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>>1053658
Is he sexy
Do he look like this

No. 1053673

>>1053665
No, but that is a very nice husbando. I wish you both the greatest happiness.

No. 1053676

>>1053649
Consider posting in the friend finder thread here nonna. I haven't added anyone yet but plan to once I eventually post my own (throwaway) details

No. 1053680

I put more effort into making memes than I do into my art for work, lol

No. 1053697

>>1053680
Same. I will struggle to find motivation to draw but if I see a meme opportunity I will jump on it immediately. Also low effort drawing is much more enjoyable

No. 1053800

>>1053649
Please contact the girl's parents/friends etc. anonymously and alert them. Also most women know how men are but somehow believe their bf/brother/father/etc. are different and will fight you to death over them - until those men inevitably fuck them over and they come to you crying. All relationships with men should be purely transitional and you should never see them as human, just like how they treat us.

No. 1053825

When I see anons shitting on bi men, it strikes a chord of delight in my soul and summons mean bitch energy. Thank you, dear anons. You are stars.

No. 1053828

>>1053800
I know she’s not ready to listen, and I would probably put us both in danger if I said anything. I think about her every day, and would help her in any way I can if she wanted it. But based on her posts, I know it’s not the right time. He has tried to kill me before and went to jail. He is probably still playing the misunderstood-angel-who-had-a-bad-upbringing narc game with her. I don’t want her unsafe. Also her parents aren’t in her life, of course. It is all so painful, anon.

No. 1053830

>>1053825
You're welcome, anon.

No. 1053831

>>1053825
I'll take being called a nasty faghag by the homophobe-chans but I've literally never had a problem with gay men and they've always been quite sympathetic and respectful towards me as a woman, but bisexual men are everything those people project gay men to be like. Hypersexual, ultramisogynistic coomers with porn brainrot, abusive polycule relationships, tendency to troon out or become chasers just to coom more, predators grooming underage twinks and girls to take advantage of them, overall abundance of narcissism mixed with generic male entitlement. I have never met a bisexual man who wasn't a sociopath to some degree.

No. 1053837

>>1053831
They're subhuman, and I don't understand why women put up with their shit when they're just plague wraiths that put them at risk.

No. 1053856

>>1053649
I’m in a similar situation anon & hate men with a passion, I’d absolutely be your friend anon. Like someone else said please consider posting in the friend finder thread in /g/. I

No. 1053891

I value my virginity, a lot, i would actually cry or kms if a male touched me or something. I'm not religious, i just hate scrotes way too much they don't deserve my intimacy or to see me naked. Unless its literally a 6'2 10/10 high value man who treats me kindly and like a goddess I'm not having sex i don't give a fuck

No. 1053897

>>1053891
Based, I’m the same, nonnie. I don’t see how is fucking some random faggot a good thing in any way, when touching a man in a sexual context is basically self-harm, might as well at least fuck a hot guy who hasn’t been touched by the pornsickness and fragile masculinity.

No. 1053898

>>1053828
You're right, if it's going to put you in any sort of danger it's much better not to interfere. If you know for sure there's illegal material though, as you mentioned him grooming underage girls etc, I think you can make an anonymous tip to the police. I wish you the best and hope you never get hurt in such ways again. I hope you find a good support system and friends who can understand and respect your feelings so you can feel as safe and cared for as you deserve.

No. 1053902

>>1053891
I don't value my virginity at all but I'm as picky as you are with men and I don't want to lower my standards while running the risk of getting pregnant and catching some STD, which is why I'm still a virgin.

No. 1053903

>>1053891
i wish i had stayed a virgin. i'm pushing 30 and still feel grossed out that i ever touched moids.

No. 1053918

>>1053891
me too, it's not the virginity i care about that much but i just don't have any desire to actually be sexually intimate with anyone right now. i'm sexually attracted to men and everything but i've always had the mindset like "why would i actually want to have sex with any man who isn't perfect to me". just never been desperate to have sex, it probably was my religious upbringing too though. i hate the thought of men sexually desiring me too unless i'm attracted to them myself, and i avoid revealing clothes because of it

No. 1053933

>>1053891
Based, but really can't relate to valuing virginity. I lost mine at 16 to my exgf. I feel like the concept is less of a big deal with lesbians.

No. 1053958

Since we are on the subject, I met my bf at 27, and he admitted halfway though our first date it was his first real date. Feels very bizarre that I'm his first kiss. (He finally got a corrective spine surgery that allowed him to be mobile/ active and he lost 120+ lbs.)
Sometimes I feel like I'm in a weird coma because he is not a jerk, in any way. I wonder if it is because he chose to be abstinent growing up? He's not a social person, but he's admitted to dodging dates in high school. (He grew up chubby/ fat)He's also not impressed with porn, but no complaints intimately.
Idk nonnies, I would not be surprised if tomorrow I woke from a coma and it all was a dream. I've never had such a great partner and it feels like a trap…. years in kek.

No. 1054020

>>1053891
I support you anon. I rushed to lose my virginity at 14 because I felt unsafe having it like a rapist was gonna come steal it. At least it was an age appropriate boy. Would have been nice if it was more special and memorable though. What I really regret is my first time with a woman is a drunken one night stand. I didn’t even tell her and I’m sure she forgot I ever existed.

No. 1054307

>>1053898
I love you, anon. This really touched my heart. Thank you and I hope for safety and happiness for you.

No. 1054339

I want to join lipstickalley, but I don't really know if I can adapt to the environment without somehow being outed as nonblack. they really like being cunts to their own userbase. This isn't racebait, they genuinely do this.

the users on the site are constantly cannibalizing themselves with their arguments and threatening to dox one another. I don't want to be in the middle of that. I'm not there for the raceshit, I just want the fuckin tea

It's like going on datalounge and not being a scrote, is it actually worth it to make an account there if the userbase is full of virulently toxic ppl. All I want is the search function for specific celebs and LSA keeps turning off the search function to non users

No. 1054346

>>1054339
Why not just make an account to lurk? I have one just to look at attachments.

No. 1054351

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I feel like a tf2 character holding a rifle, I hope I never have to use one though.

No. 1054353

>>1054346
maybe I'll just do that

No. 1054478

When a celeb or influencer doesn't show their kids face i always assume it's because they are unhappy with how the child looks. (With exceptions ofc, some celebs are serious about their privacy but most of the time…)

No. 1054519

I need to confess, nonnies.
My family has been scratching their heads bc yesterday they bought 7 cereal bars and this morning they were all gone. So far they've blamed the dog, my niece and my brother, but they're almost sure it was my brother.

T'was none other than I, the cereal bandit.

No. 1054530

>>1054519
I hope they never learn the truth

No. 1054533

>>1053389
Gracias nonita tienes razón. Pero creo que puedo leer bien… La verdad es que toy muy perezosa por la noche kek

No. 1054535

I wish I was famous because I would finally feel like a living person and I wouldn’t be so lonely anymore

No. 1054542

I am filled with shadenfreude when people get really mad and upset that the sims has "almost no cc/clothes for men!!!" because they'll always huff and puff and sperg the house down about it and it genuinely makes me laugh. The ones who get really heated about it are men that cry about how unfair it is that women sims get all the content when the vast majority of sims players are women, like no fucking duh. WAHHHHHH WHY CAN'T A VIDYA GAME WITH A MAJORITY FEMALE FANBASE PRIORITIZE MALES WAHHHHHH. Like fuck off scrote and go play your boring generic shooter games and leave the sims and its fans alone in peace. My male sims will always be breeding stock in comparison to my female sims, who are always accomplished career women. Seethe and dilate, etc.

No. 1054548

I eat over a kilo of meat, eggs and dairy everyday

No. 1054549

>>1054542
That legitimately isn’t even true, who’s saying that nonnie? They aren’t looking enough because there are a lot of maxis match and alpha creators who make exclusively male clothing. I feel like people think only kids and younger people play sims but it’s extremely popular among women besides streamers and let’s players playing it. I don’t even bother with a lot of male sims kek, sometimes I just let my hetero female sims have sex with the man and I never see him again and it’s funny when he keeps popping up at my doorstep trying to talk to me and my sim never comes out.

No. 1054587

>>1054549
I see a lot of whining from the betacucks on reddit (figures, kek) and of course the loyal handmaidens on there as well. A lot of those idiots only play on console or play on pc but have a really autismo "NO CC EVER!" mentality because they can't be assed to learn about which cc is most likely to fuck up your game, so they wait for the EA fairies to deliver. But EA content is usually incredibly ugly and 5 years behind most trends so they have to deal with the shitty male content and it warms my heart lmao.

No. 1054599

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>>1054587
It’s what they deserve anyways. Male sims are incredibly ugly

No. 1054613

>>1052907
What does this even mean…white people with curly hair exist

No. 1054785

>>1054535
I feel this spiritually

No. 1054802

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I deserve credit for making the stick figures that started the qt gf meme. They don't even credit my comic for starting it on the knowyourmeme page. Does it make me mad a bit? Yes. It's MY OC. It's MY STICK FIGURES. This pic is the OG, just so you all know. A 27 year old female neet made that image. Years ago though, I lived at home and was like 18 or 19

No. 1054807

>>1054802
>Want to go see Frozen with me?
I feel called out

No. 1054810

>>1054802
When ur both

No. 1054812

>>1054802
Honestly anon, you shouldn't want a picture like that attached to you.

No. 1054819

>>1054802
I assumed an incel made this

No. 1054821

>>1054819
I was trying to be tongue in cheek

No. 1054822

>>1054802
You're literally retarded. Go back to 4chan

No. 1054823

>>1054802
kek cringe asf

No. 1054827

>>1054802
>tyrone
ew anon why would you make this

No. 1054828

>>1054802
When you're trying to make a shitpost and autistic incels use it to peddle their ideology because they were attracted to the feminine energy of the original meme like parasites

No. 1054832

>>1054828
I feel like you are the only one that gets what I was trying to say in a mocking way

No. 1054834

>>1054828
>feminine energy
what does this even mean

No. 1054836

>>1054834
Liberal feminists trying to make femininity seem “empowering” because being a masculine woman is the thing you should fear the most apparently kek

No. 1054837

>>1054834
it means that your are probably replying to a scrote that has been trolling her for hours to no end
>>1054802
arent you tired, surely even trolls get bored.

No. 1054840

>>1054837
You can try and gaslight me but I know for a fact I drew this pic with my own hand on mouse

No. 1054841

>>1054840
we know scrote

No. 1054842

>>1054834
>>1054836
No dumbasses, it means it looks like a girl made it instead of a deranged scrote since it doesn't look insane or perverted like most of their funny "memes" and the sex starved incel weirdos psychically latched on it to shill their agenda

No. 1054844

>>1054842
wtf are you talking about i see memes like this made by incels all the time

No. 1054848

>>1054842
it's indistinguishable from an unironic incel meme

No. 1054851

>>1054842
>it means it looks like a girl made it
but how..what kind of girl is making references to the tyrone meme and pitting virgin/nonvirgin women against each other. idk i don't get the "joke"

No. 1054852

>>1054802
I'd be grateful nobody attached this shit to my name and I could just pretend it never happened. Sad! I pity you

No. 1054854

>>1054844
Cause if a moid made it they would look more like female stereotypes and coombait. These stick figures are too normal looking which is why I was actually surprised it became an incel meme in the first place. I think op anon was a r9k pick me in the past

No. 1054855

>>1054851
One that goes on r9k and is parodying them

No. 1054856

I just finished choosing my courses for this semester and picked one with a hot professor on purpose. No I won't try to get close to him. I just want some eye candy and I'll probably have more motivation to go. I'm sick of looking at old, balding moids.

No. 1054858

>>1054852
You are jealous my stick figures got famous, bitch
>>1054854
Nail on the head
>>1054855
Bingo bango

No. 1054860

>>1054858
what, are we supposed to congratulate you for making shit-tier incel art?

No. 1054864

>>1054860
Ew, no autographs right now, I'm busy

No. 1054865

>>1054864
>>1054858
>>1054802
honestly you seem very odd still.

No. 1054867

>>1053891
I feel the same way and it makes me sad I was raped but it wasn't in the violent way, I wasn't aware and I was coerced and vulnerable and I still have a hard time processing and accepting it and getting over it because fuck I agree with you but how can I, people will think I'm a hypocrite or only like this because I was "raped" and not because it's just the way I think

No. 1054870

>>1054802
I don't care what the others say, this is based. You created something that lives on. You made a meme all on your own! Well done!

No. 1054872

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I wanna post fanart and fanfics without seeing niggas like this and their Aiden counterparts ruining my enjoyment.

No. 1054879

>>1054872
Literally saw a trannie v*uber having anime girl with the exact same design. What the hell?

No. 1054884

>>1054879
An anon here used her great art skills to make make a realistic version of it

No. 1054885

>>1054867
op here, don't worry anon, you don't lose no value from sex, i know my confession sounds like i think so but i just have beef with men, i don't hold any grudge to non-virgin women they're not at fault for men being gross

No. 1054893

>>1054872
How would they ruin your enjoyment in that case exactly?
Also holy shit who drew this (I mean what thread? kek I know about this Vtuber from the hideous art thread on /m/

No. 1054897

>>1053891
Are u an at least 9/10 cutie girl?

No. 1054904

>>1054841
>>1054897
Go away moid she doesn’t want you. she wants a bisexual woman like me

No. 1054905

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>>1054897
I'll let you be the judge of that, picrel is me

No. 1054906

>>1054905
Hottie

No. 1054920

>>1054905
her eyes are charming

No. 1054927

Last year I unsubbed from a youtube channel and I only refound it lately. In a recent vid she drops that her and her bf broke up a few months back and she gets intense as she tells anyone watching to get out of a relationship that is making them miserable. Like she was aggressive in stating that. God knows what went down behind the scenes.

I then rewatched a bunch of her old vids and in every one there's a forced mention of "my amazing bf did this for me" "my super sweet bf told me about this" I got flashbacks to when I watched them the first time around.. I was newly single myself and kinda bitter whenever she randomly sang this guys praises lol. Pretty sure I even unsubbed after a 'my lovely nigel' moment.

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No. 1054955

>>1054905
megan markle?

No. 1054968


No. 1054997

>>1054955
faceapped with the have you seen this man guy

No. 1055008

I’m turning into my mother I hate it

No. 1055016

I really hope all the kids I have are daughters. The idea of having a son disappointments me.

No. 1055044

>>1054851
pickmes and perpetually bitter femcels who post looking for approval from btards and incels

comic op seems mad people can see that tho

No. 1055085

I'm considering reading the TF2 comics just bc all TF2 husbandofags are based and I'm really really bad at vidya

No. 1055089

My uni won't record our lectures because profs don't feel like dealing with the recording equipment. Meanwhile they have the guts to compliment us on our ~resilience through these tough times~. Fuck you, if I get covid I won't be staying at home.

No. 1055091

my boss a few years ago smugly said "Oh, you'll be back" when I put in my resignation. he died last week and on his memorial webpage i left an anon comment that said "Guess I won't be back now lol"

No. 1055096

>>1055089
>A handful of teachers aren't learning this new software so I'm going to potentially put them and everyone else in my path at risk of covid
Very cool not overreacting at all

No. 1055104

>>1055089
Young healthy people still losing their shit about being around other young healthy people in a room with spacing, masks, & vaccines are going to have a really hard time getting through the real world. Just do online schooling and get groceries delivered if you're going to be like that. Yes it was a tragic shitshow but the world has to move on.

No. 1055107

>>1055089
Lecturers won’t learn whole new software and hardware systems to suit me! Then have the audacity to thank us for hearing with them during a pandemic!
Therefore I should be a literal plague rat and infect others as punishment for not doing what I want them to!

Nice one anon. Way to stick it to the man.

No. 1055108

>>1055089
I hate that shit. They should be required to provide modern learning materials through media other than someone else's fucking ten minute youtube lesson, or endless reading. I frequently wonder how the fuck many of these people haven't been fired for half assing basic things like providing adequate learning materials.

No. 1055110

>>1055108
I could weep for people who go to uni then complain about having to read books instead of getting special interactive learning apps like a sped middle schooler.

No. 1055113

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my only physical presence for men is that they be fit, be clean, be at least 2 inches taller then me and groom themselves
that's it, those are reasonable standards for men but one side I get called a body shamer by libfems and even a pick-me by wanna be FDS-fags cause I really don't have their autistic 666 standards

No. 1055114

>>1055110
zoomers being absolute appalled that they have to read physical books instead of tablet apps or LeapPads is peak Shitty Socio-Political Boomer Comic ammo

No. 1055115

>>1055110
And I could weep for people that don't understand that sometimes the recommended textbooks for class are not sufficient in explaining a topic, and further resources are needed. For online classes especially, further fucking effort than -lol just read- is appreciated. Did you not have to pay for your education?

No. 1055116

>>1055115
My country has us learn how to find primary resources and information outside of the set textbook by about sixth grade so that’s less of a problem.
We pay for our educations, it’s why we usually take an active approach and find information for ourselves.
Do You pay to be spoonfed by the guy who wrote the shit book you had to buy?

No. 1055117

>>1055115
Nta but you could just independently research your questions instead of complaining that the material was delivered via TikTok. Raised on tablets yet can't use Google, fucking bleak.

No. 1055123

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>>1055117
An actual walking breathing boomer cartoon child lol.

No. 1055126

I don't feel like working today

No. 1055128

>>1055115
Anon part of college is the fact that it’s hard. If it were easy, everyone would have PhDs. There’s a reason literal children devote themselves from the time they’re old enough for a report card to matter just to get a scholarship to be able to go to a good school. I promise you those people aren’t complaining about the lack of online resources, because they understand the tremendous cost (and value) of their education. I kind of feel like if you were actually paying for university, you would understand that too.

Just know it’s not going to get any easier.

No. 1055132

took a selfie for the time in years and it looks kind of cute. i don't have that alcoholic bloat anymore lol

No. 1055134

>>1055116
>>1055117
Traditional courses have the physical presence of an instructor to go over required materials, at least in some part. They're paid to instruct, not just grade papers and list the same shitty 5 year old template of assignments with no other context in every class. If they expect something specific on their assignments and tests that's poorly explained in the textbook and and don't plan to make relevant lecture videos for online students, they should have it available in some kind of form that's easily accessible outside of a Google search with their dog shit results algorithm. There's a difference between being spoonfed and expecting a paid instructor to do their basic fucking job.

No. 1055137

>>1055134
So you were never taught how to research something? Even in highschool? Nobody ever taught you how to learn independently?

How are you supposed to do anything then? Students aren’t supposed to enter uni still dependent on the lecturer or sources provided by the lecturer. You were supposed to be taught how to do basic independent research like, ten years at least before tertiary education. Around the same time you learn how to structure an essay.

What third world mud hut for a hospital hellscape are you studying in? How far away is the village you were born in?

No. 1055201

I can't stop hanging out with this asshole and I don't even particularly like them. I think it's just a combination of familiarity and not wanting to lose the only close connection I have right now. Starting over to make new friends, spend a bunch of time hanging out with people who may ghost me or just not click for whatever reason, and repeating that a bunch of times over and over in the hopes of finding someone decent sounds exhausting. I'd honestly rather be alone because it doesn't bother me that much. It's just that I already put all this time into the one person so even though I kind of hate them I don't want to throw all that effort away. I'm tired.

No. 1055213

The collegesperging in this thread reignited my anxiety about my chem test tomorrow.

No. 1055256

>>1055213
Just remember the conversions and equations, you'll be fine.

No. 1055463

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>>1055201
She's just someone with a fnaf channel that got big a few years ago at its height and then another where she used to play pokemongo and that one never really took off. I tuned in for good ole tism content. Less nigel, more squirtle.

No. 1055513

>>1055137
Nta but you guys are totally missing the point. Obviously she knows how to research it's just the fact that she still has to at this "prestigious" level. Yes you always expect shit tier education from k-12 but once you actually start having to pay (plus all the crazy expectations high school teachers lay in students brains) you start expecting a bit more. No matter what day in age if you are paying someone for a service (in this case teaching) you expect quality work. Just saying read from the textbook and complete these assignments is a huge fuck you to the thousands of dollars people pour into university. Op nonnie, Seems like you weren't given the full scope of what higher education is like…spoiler: it's all the same, you're on your own outside of a few engaged profs who actually somewhat care.

No. 1055534

>>1055463
.. And keeping with the theme of autism, I tagged the wrong post.

No. 1055786

i kept being like "no no i'm being dramatic" over the years but i think this year is the year i do kill myself. i'm tired.

No. 1055823


No. 1055955

I have this weird urge to break up with my boyfriend today. I'm not going to because he is sweet, super supportive and is anti-troon, also doesn't want kids and doesn't watch porn. But today his childishness and constant complaints are getting on my nerves and they have been for a while. I wish he would grow up a little more but I'm a womanchild myself so I guess I have no right to say that kek.

No. 1055962

I am jealous of my sister in law and how my boyfriend interacts with her they tease each other and he’s so polite to her offering her shit, why aren’t you like that with me I might be overreacting cause my period and she’s his SIL so obviously it’s unlikely that anything will happen between them , I hate being jealous

No. 1055966

>>1055962
Do you think he has a crush on her? I am always wary when men are suddenly very polite to a woman, when they usually aren't. Usually it's a sign they want to bang.

No. 1055968

I just masturbated while watching Amouranth licking microphones for 5 hours, it looked too much like she was eating pussy despite her stupid ahegao face. I feel like a coomer scrote and I hate it because I'll probably do it again

No. 1055978

>>1055966
Fuhgg idk this is absolutely ruining my day.

No. 1055979

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I was that kid who went to sleepovers and either lay awake all night dying for daylight to come and rescue me or who cried and went home early.

When I was a young adult and.. exploring sex, I would hate it when the sex ended and either the last train was gone or something else got in the way and we'd have to actually sleep-sleep together.

Dating people I would hate getting used to sleeping together. Right now I'm single and I dread the thought of ever doing it again. I just hate sleeping next to people. I can't really explain why.

No. 1055985

>>1055089
Based. Fuck lazy lecturers that do this shit.

No. 1055988

>>1055978
nta but based on the info you provided, dump him and make CERTAIN he can't get in touch with her afterward

No. 1055992

>>1055979
I hate it because i hate the sound of breathing

No. 1055997

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>>1055113
Are u me? Did i wrote this while i was half asleep and can't remember? I have the same exact opinion/experience lmao

No. 1056004

>>1055979
A lot of people dislike it and sleep separate even though married and such. You don't have to sleep next to your SO.

No. 1056027

>>1055997
I'm you and you are me

No. 1056051

>>1056004
how depressing lol, your husband uses you as a fleshlight then fucks off to another room/bed away from you

No. 1056069

>>1056004
I had a past relationship where money/rent costs in our city didn't really allow for space and I was not happy with the whole living arrangement. I bought my own home since then and I'm not eager to share my space now lol. Haven't faced that conversation with anyone yet but at this stage I have to be honest about it.

No. 1056101

Sometimes I wish I could have trips and sleepovers with friends because I never did any of that as a kid, but I have no friends and if I had them I still wouldn't feel safe sleeping around someone because they would do things to me. I was the "friend" that was always made fun of. So yeah, maybe I don't want to have friends, trips or sleepovers…

No. 1056194

I find one of my friends embarrassing. I always thought her doing some shitty cosplay every year for our local cons wasn't really immature in itself, and she looks a lot younger than her age because she's asian and takes some medications that makes her look chubby, like she has baby fat instead of being actually obese. So I never really thought about her as immature until a few years later. She won't stop airing her dirty laundry online with her real face all over her social media in the most embarrassing ways possible. She's going to be 27 and still spends her time on twitter and instagram being like "omg xD I'm going to draw a doujinshi of my favorite pairing uwu" and she'll show that she made no progress at all when it comes to art. Same thing for sewing. She won't stop complaining about her legit insane family but she won't do anything about it because she's a pussy, not even because she's so traumatized she thinks it's normal to be treated like garbage and be stolen hundreds of euros on a regular basis.

Some of the things that kind of made me have some sort of revelation about this were when she outed one of our mutual friends who is bi on a group chat where said friend wasn't included yet, just so she could call her immature for not wanting to see her ex-gf. Imagine being nearly suicidal because you're dirt poor and far away from your family because of your university and on top of that your gf dumps you and avoids you, you trust someone with all this info, and that person shit talks you behind your back for it just because this immature girl wants to invite both of them for her birthday at home, and nobody else. About another friend of hers, who's white for context, that I only talk to a few times: we were chatting about how she married a Japanese guy and got the Japanese nationality thanks to it and her job in Japan, and I asked if she kept her French nationality too because I don't think Japan lets its citizens cumulate several nationalities. The dumb bitch says it doesn't matter because the white girl is adopted so she never had anything to do in our country to begin with. And then she goes "Oh but btw, don't tell anyone she's adopted lol xD, none of us is supposed to know uwu". I'm still looking for the correlation between these two points there.

No. 1056263

This is so stupid but I hate when people say they are reverting back to virginity if they haven't had sex in 6 months or something, I know it's a joke but it still annoys me, they have no idea what being an old virgin is like.

No. 1056271

Every so often I go to lunch with my bf and his ex's parents lol. He dated her for almost 10 years but they were young (dated 14-23) so he spent a lot of time with her parents and was close with them, though he doesn't talk to his ex anymore. Never met his ex (she's married and lives elsewhere) but she made me some jewelery for them to give to me for Christmas. They seem like a really nice family

No. 1056276

>>1056271
This is so nice, I'm happy for you anon to find someone capable of maintaining close but healthy bonds with kind people from their past.

No. 1056278

>>1056263
I'm coming up on 4 years of no sex.. I find it weird when (obvsly single people) complain about how it's been 2 months since they last had sex. How they end up rebounding with messy people all because of that struggle.. Masturbate?

No. 1056310

>>1055979
When you say "sleep next to" do you and your SO cuddle? Or is it just some awkward one-person-gets-a-side thing with minimal physical contact? Personally I can barely sleep without cuddling my SO anymore

No. 1056330

>>1056271
Dang this is nice

No. 1056450

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Sometimes when I think about someone I really despise, I imagine myself transforming into a predator animal, typically a big cat of some sort (jaguar or leopard I resonate with) and think about if I could just corner them and terrorize them and bite into the back of their neck and feel my powerful feline jaws crush their neck but not after first playing with my prey, clawing and leaving gashes and doing a bit of chasing, pinning, growling, snarling.

No. 1056452

For a while now I have been romantisizing my own damn self, life feels more fun this way. Dramatic even.

No. 1056458

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>>1056450
Kek anon same except I usually imagine my body being covered with millions of microscopic poisonous needles (a la sea urchin) and when a scrote I don't like touches me he pulls his hands away with thousands of poison pins in his skin and writhes in pain as the poison slowly starts shutting down vital organs

No. 1056473

>>1056458
amazing. ily anon

No. 1056481

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>>1056458
>mom I wanna be ferrofluid for halloween

No. 1056547

I hate talking about feelings. It makes me anxious, and I usually clam up. I get dismissed no matter what so I figure why bother. What's worse is I tend to cry because I have no emotional control. Crying always makes my situation worse which leads me to cry more. I'm tired of keeping it in all the time.

No. 1056706

I tell myself I don't care about likes/retweets but every time one of my drawings gains a lot of traction it gives me a dopamine rush and then a crash when I post another piece and it gets like two likes. I hate it. I wish I didn't care but I do.

No. 1056753

>>1056706
Disable your notifications for whatever app you're using if that makes you feel so bad.

No. 1056761

>>1056706
Its all an algorithm designed to keep you dissatisfied and hooked on the little validation you get. Its not true reflection of who you are.

No. 1056772

>>1056706
Don’t feel bad anon, happens to everyone. It’s designed to do that to make you addicted. Doesn’t make you vain or anything like that

No. 1056881

I honestly can't believe in a lot of first world countries bidets aren't common while a lot of poorer countries have it even in generic mall or restaurant toilets. I will view you as filthy if you don't water wash your ass after you poop. I think it is insanity when people wipe their ass with only dry paper and think it is clean now. As the human race we must make bidets more common.

Also if you enter your home with your outside shoes it is disgusting. Outside has people and animals pissing on the street, why are you bringing all that filth in your own living space? I can't ever view people living like this as clean.

No. 1056893

>>1056881
why get a bidet when you have pee? unsustainable thinking at it's finest

No. 1056917

>>1056881
anon your bidet/ass cleaning posts are starting to be very recognizable

No. 1056927

>>1056881
I get the shoe thing if their streets are clean, even though it's probably not hygienic but not washing their ass weirds me out too. Wtf? Maybe it's something only third world country anons like us understand.

No. 1056936

>>1056881
I feel you. But then I've always washed my ass with water since that's how it goes here, I shudder to even think of wiping my butt with tp and then putting my undies back on.

No. 1056946

>>1056881
I'm a burger. Used a bidet in another country and couldn't go back to tp. I feel so gross just using tp now. Funny thing too is if you try to sell the average burger on bidets they think it's gross. Scrotes will think it's gay, women will worry that the water will trickle into your vag and give an infection. Used to think that myself

No. 1056948

>>1056936
I shit when I wake up and then take my morning shower.
The only reason I would want a bidet is because it would be really useful for keeping hygiene during my period.

No. 1057213

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I am internally very terfy and distrust men but because I'm a lesbian I'm in the LGBT scene which is full of both men and troons and everytime I feel like I'm an undercover agent, just waiting for my hidden identity to be exposed
The worst part is I love butch girls but they keep trooning out. I have a gf who is the love of my life but even she was thinking of becoming an aiden and chopping her tits off before she met me
God help us terf lesbian nonnies one and all

No. 1057395

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>>1057213
Sounds really stressful, I'm sending you all my moral support.

No. 1057402

I used to browse some threads on /snow/ and /w/ the ones that talk about lots of random nobodies because I felt somehow envious, like I also wanted to post pictures of my life, of things I made, of outfits I like, but first of all I don't want to share my life with every stranger on the internet and secondly I hate social media it's so exhausting and I don't want to talk to people. So I don't know why I even envy them. I guess because they have a page which is a nice collage of their life and things they like and I could do that too and not share it with anyone but somehow it feels autistic and narcissistic to do that just for myself, which is stupid, because why would I not do something just for myself. I don't know, it's stupid

No. 1057417

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>>1057213
I feel this so fucking much. The way we walk on eggshells in a community that was meant to be for us. Dodging trannies left and right. Oh my god please I just want to shake them young lesbians. IT’S FINE TO BE BUTCH REEEE

No. 1057421

>>1057402
I challenge you to do it for yourself anon!

No. 1057450

I'm writing a fic shipping my (female) OC in a full three-way with a (M/M) ship of mine. It's a little AU, quite smutty, very self-indulgent and weird and over-dramatic and problematic in a lot of ways. If I posted it non-anonymously I would probably get a lot of hate for it. It's already bad enough that my dad has stumbled upon it and kept asking questions because I still live with my parents and they have no concept of privacy in this house.

No. 1057453

When I was a kid my cousin who was around the same age molested me while his two little sisters watched in fear. He was watching porn and was trying to recreate what he was seeing. Everytime I had to go stay at their house I felt sick and shame. None of us ever mentioned it but we knew what had happened. I tried to repress the memory until a few years later when I was 11 we babysat a 6 year old. I had a little brother who was 8. Her name was J and she was interested in sex or at least what she thought that was. She pushed herself onto my little brother and I watched frozen not knowing what to do like feeling the same thing I did when I was younger. We never spoke about it, but I know it affected my little brother badly. J never came back to our house because she told her mom what happened. My mom never mentioned it nor acknowledged it. To this day it haunts me to know these things happened and I can't help but feel responsible even though I was a child myself. Ig csa is overlooked when the perpetrators are other children. This is probably my most serious confession.

No. 1057471

>>1057213
>>1057417
I feel this too. My ex and I didn't work out but I frequently think about how I may never find another butch woman who's preference for androgyny had no effect on her comfort and confidence in her identity as a woman. She didn't care if people ~*~misgendered her~*~ since she presented pretty androgynous, but did not skirt around that she was a woman. She wasn't terfy, but I'm surprised at how she hangs around and approves of troonery without falling for the bullshit herself.

Butch women who say "No?? I'm a woman" when people ask if they're trans or nb are so fucking sexy.

No. 1057484

>>1057421
Okay then anonnie challenge accepted I'm going to take photos and put them on onenote and imagine I'm so cool kek thank you

No. 1057580

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I do not believe in Belgium.

No. 1057610

>>1057471
>Butch women who say "No?? I'm a woman" when people ask if they're trans or nb are so fucking sexy.
So true. Same with when someone asks “what do you identify as?” and they just say “I’m a woman”.

No. 1057613

got vibes from one of the moid customers less than an hour into my shift that he wanted to wear my skin. worse yet he started eyeing me when I was bending down, worst yet I had to go get him an item. He creeped me out so much and I'm too scared to tell my older lady coworkers

THE URGES I HAVE TO QUIT ARE SO FUCKING STRONG.

No. 1057657

>>1057450
FUCKKKk you reminded me of the time I used to post fan fiction on Quotev/Quizazz, and since that shit was linked to facebook, my sister got to read my edgy self-insert MCR fan fiction. One of the most embarrassing experiences of my life, bless her for not saying shit about it to me. god there was even a part where I had Gerard lick OC’s self-harm cuts NO NO NO no please god

No. 1057668

>>1057657
I'm so sorry nonny

No. 1057697

>>1057657
AYRT, I never posted mine online, he was happening to look for something in my room and my computer was on with the Word window maximized. So he just looked. What the fuck.

No. 1057712

>>1057697
Yikes, I always worry about my mom doing the same thing, so I never can leave my computer unattended when I have a document pulled up. Can’t really blame ‘em, I know if I had a kid who liked to write, I’d be trying to read their shit at any given opportunity. So embarrassing, though, especially if the fic is smutty.

No. 1057722

>>1057450
Lol sometimes I wanna write my own smut but I'm too embarrassed at the thought that my parents or family will see it. like if I die unexpectedly and they go through my computer. Though I guess my search history is already bad enough.

No. 1057729

>>1057722
I have Friend Fiction on my computer but I honestly don't think people are going to be parsing every single document on my computer if I were to unexpectedly die. I know this might seem like wishful thinking but I think my family would just wipe and sell my computer for money and they wouldn't really care about my files.

No. 1057762

>>1057722
I have the exact same paranoia kek that's why I avoid saving even mildly suggestive art.

No. 1057820

>>1057450
I have 50 million measures I take on my computer because my formative years centered around an obsessive paranoia about getting in trouble with my parents. I mean it's kinda sad because my mom could be helicopter-y to a weird degree, but as a result I am ultra protective and never got caught. Not proud of my fictional tastes but if anyone finds that shit it'll be a federal agent. I leave them little notes.

No. 1057836

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When I first heard it's black history month I thought (on reflex) "wasn't that in June?" then realized I was thinking of pride month. I don't even remember which is women's. When did we even start doing these?

No. 1057842

I think I spend more time perusing Steam and the Nintendo shop than actually playing video games

No. 1057864

I secretly admire and look up to drug addicts. Their lives may be in shambles but they are absolutely brave for doing substances that could probably kill them at any moment. Most people are too scared to do that.

No. 1057877

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No. 1057884

>>1057877
Lol what nonna? Am I wrong?

No. 1057889

>>1057836
Women's month is March. Is Pride Month really in June?

No. 1057893

>>1057884
Yes, you are wrong. No, I will not explain. Stay safe and be well.

No. 1057902

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>>1057889
I don't know girl. I just don't know

No. 1057925

I get a huge kick out of pretending to be a guy’s dream girl. It’s a huge self esteem boost being the girl who he can never have, and proving that I already have him figured out when he knows basically nothing about me. I also think it really proves that guys aren’t into real people, they don’t care to look beyond what they want to see because they’re happy as long as you’re willing to pretend to be what they want. Sometimes I like to start hinting that there’s more to me than they know and they always try to shove me back in that dream girl box, it simply doesn’t matter whether it’s an illusion to them.
I don’t go for guys with girlfriends or anyone like that out of respect, it’s not about competing with other women. I just like the power of having simps I guess, especially when I never have to fuck them. The free stuff is nice too.

No. 1058068

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i have a crush on a middle-aged man who makes audio porn on reddit. somebody please tell me the fastest way to get over him because i’m going insane

No. 1058074

>>1057925
What exactly is the dream girl now anyway? Some kinda manic pixie "epik gamur gurl :3"? I wanna know how you figure these moids out lel.

No. 1058077

>>1058068
Fastest way? Stop listening.

No. 1058083

>>1058068
post so we can shit on him, maybe the shame of us all collectively shitting on his cringy audios will get you to come to your senses

No. 1058094


No. 1058096

>>1058083
Agreed.

No. 1058126

>>1057842
same

>>1057836
look up the history of of International Women's Day.

>>1058083
stealthy way to ask her to share.

>>1057925
>The free stuff is nice too.
kek based
I also agree with the other anon, I wanna know how you do it too or what it is that moids nowadays are into

No. 1058231

>>1058074
>>1058126
I generally tailor it to the specific moid and his interests but there are some traits that remain constant. To start with, I’m never too nice or too helpful, in fact playful jokes targeting them or asking them for help works a lot better than being a doormat. You have to resign yourself to the fact that you will be playing therapist on occasion and have to build up his self esteem, but in general you should be trying to throw him off his game. Pretend to only be passionate about things he likes and things he’d find cute or endearing for you to like. Create an illusion that there’s a soft, cuddly gf version of you underneath the fun, teasing exterior, that only he has gotten a glimpse at. Pretend to share his interests if you don’t, at least one or two major hobbies, and if you know nothing about them, pretend to be super interested in hearing about them. If you know more about something he’s interested in than he does, still pretend you enjoy when he explains it. Identify both his insecurities and the things he’s proud of, use them to make yourself the person he thinks of when he needs validation, but never let him get too confident. You basically want to make yourself attainably unattainable, the girl he knows is out of his league but not actually impossible to capture. You shouldn’t agree with everything he says or wants, you never fuck him, you never date him. When he starts fishing for how you would react to him asking you out, keep it vague, something to make him delay doing so that doesn’t tell him it will never work. Pretend he’s funny, and use humor he finds funny. You’re probably smarter than him and you’ll have to pretend you don’t know that. If he’s the rescuing type, you might want to hint at some inner loneliness or damage, but nothing that he doesn’t think he could fix with his dick. Generally your mood around him should appear pleasantly content, or mirror a more pleasant version of his mood. Men like anxiety, but only the kind of anxiety that goes away when they’re around.
Last one I was a gamer girl tho, which was by far the easiest because we actually did play a lot of the same autistic video games. I’ve also done vegan sjw lib, edgy philosophy nerd, sarcastic goth gf, ironic indie girl, so on. It’s easiest when it aligns with your real interests but not impossible when it doesn’t. Additionally, this is only really gonna work if the guys find you physically attractive. How much more attractive you are in comparison to them will determine how hard you actually have to try. Lastly this guide is not for men you actually want to date, only for stringing along a simp. Any man who will only date you after you coolgirlify yourself into someone else is not worth giving an actual relationship.
I should mention, doing all this is soul crushing after a while, even if you love games and mischief like myself. Was a free Apple Watch really worth pandering to a man with pronouns? I’m still not sure.

No. 1058239

>>1058231
This is way too much time and effort for some free food i can't do this

No. 1058241

>>1058231
Anon, I…
>Lastly this guide is not for men you actually want to date, only for stringing along a simp. Any man who will only date you after you coolgirlify yourself into someone else is not worth giving an actual relationship.
I can't tell if it's wise to ask you the reverse question: how to get a man that is actually worth it, who cares about you and you care about him. You seem to know them well but (no offense) not sure why you would be doing this if you knew the secret to catching a winner. Again no offense because I don't know either aside from "bee yourself" (which is hard enough, I accidentally slide into cool girlism and awkwardness, settling for the wrong guys b/c I fall easily). I still want to ask for the sake of a wholesome counterpoint to all that, if possible.

No. 1058244

>>1058241
No offense taken. I hate raining on parades but I plan on being celibate forever, I’m not gonna get my hopes up for a hypothetical good man when my experiences tell me that even the better men are kind of a drag. I can’t say I have any real advice for attracting a good man when chances are, he isn’t there. At least, he probably isn’t in our vicinity. The best I could give is never settle just to have a relationship, never make excuses for him, pay attention to how he treats other women, and still avoid being an overly helpful doormat. Make it clear you won’t put up with entitled losers and coomers. Don’t pretend to be someone else for him or compromise your own views for his comfort.

No. 1058246

i have a gross fascination with looking at pictures of eczema, psoriasis, bug bites, rashes etc. i get some bizarre satisfaction out of it and i have no idea why

No. 1058247

>>1058231
This seems like too much work for a moid

No. 1058252

>>1058246
same anon, but for me it’s those videos of people popping them or taking out black heads. a few years back I had a weird fascination with botfly extractions too.

No. 1058254

>>1058231
>doing all this is soul crushing after a while, even if you love games and mischief like myself.
My soul is already crushed fam might as well get free shit 2bh. Where do you find these scrotes? Any risk of them getting angry when they figure out nothing's gonna happen or do they mostly take it ok?

No. 1058255

>>1058252
for whatever reason popping grosses me out yet i can gaze deeply at pictures of people with bloody flakey scratch wounds or videos of people peeling their psoriasis flakes off

No. 1058257

>>1058246
Psoriasis ruined my neck, I have to always wear my hair down, I have plenty for you to gaze at

No. 1058258

I'm a mental health counselor currently doing telehealth sessions and sometimes with my clients who drone on and on and don't even really seem to want any help/feedback I will surreptitiously look at my phone in a way where it still looks like I'm looking at my computer screen.

No. 1058262

>>1058247
Usually yeah. It’s definitely healthier to just stay away from moids, not do what I do.
>>1058254
I prefer long term simps that don’t require me going out of my way to keep in touch. It was easiest in college when I kind of had a pool to choose from, and my general reputation helped draw them in. I started in high school though, and workplaces are also fine as long as you’re careful not to cause problems.
I have had a guy try to strangle me for repeatedly turning him down, but I actually wasn’t trying to bait him, I genuinely thought we were pals and I was really oblivious to the fact that he spent a whole year listening to me rant about politics just to get in my pants. I got lucky there because another woman saw and intervened.
I generally try to just drift away when I’m done or when a man starts to scare me, slowly put distance in, still be the girl he thinks I am over text or when we run into each other to maintain some goodwill but make it less and less frequent. Sometimes a change in circumstances makes it easier, like switching jobs or schools, schedule changes, etc.

No. 1058280

>>1057925
>>1058231
>>1058262
This is so fucking cringe. I know it's not only me thinking this? You'd think you're being a girlboss while being this damn desperate for male attention and a male in your orbit. This simp shit is so cringe. I never entertain men as friends or """simps""", only distant acquaintences. I'm fine with being around other women only.
Except of course, the chimp who tried to hurt the last anon, that's insane. I'm sorry, I'm so glad you're safe and away from him. Hope he is not onto some other poor woman now.

No. 1058301

>>1058280
>male in your orbit
>simps
>desperate for male attention
Men fall for any half decent woman they see anyways, I read it but anon isn't doing other treating them like humans and respecting, paying attention to their interests, those attention starved men simply fall for her, like they always do. Stop using weird incel/male lingo. Wtf is having a guy in your orbit? Is he a planet wtf. Or "simp" which is a word men use for any men that does something good for the woman they like therefore raises the expectations of women.

No. 1058304

>>1058280
You know what this board is like

No. 1058310

>>1058301
I am using the same tier of lingo they used, like 'simps'. Plus, the first anon was going above and beyond, molding her entire surface-level persona for some (probably less than stellar and smelly) man. Is that not being obsessed with a scrote that he is on your mind like that?
>paying attention to men
Exactly what I'm talking about, I could never do that. Unless it's my boss or my professor, someone like that.

No. 1058345

>>1057722
I assume they can't see the history on private or login based sites so that's why the majority of my smut shit is kept to aidungeon or the notes app

No. 1058355

I'm working from home today. If I have any issue with my computer or internet connection I won't be able to go to the office to make it work faster because there's no public transport today thanks to strikes. I barely have anything to do anyway because we're at the end of a project and I worked fast enough to get rid of my tasks before anybody else. I'm going to slack off so much. Don't tell anyone.

No. 1058371

>>1058310
Hi there, i am first anon, second anon, and third anon, everyone tagged in >>1058280
. I pretty much agree with you on all that, I don’t think I’m a girlboss or anything for it, that’s why I put it in the confessions thread. I even said it wasn’t healthy and we’re all better off just ignoring them entirely, I’m just a hypocrite for the reasons I described in my first post. I also call them simps because I can’t really think of another word for it.
If it makes you feel better, I work from home now and haven’t held a conversation with a man outside my family in four months lol

No. 1058384

>>1058355
have fun nonna!

No. 1058390

>>1058371
>Hey there
Hello? You don't have to justify your actions to me, you know your circumstances better than I ever could. It just makes me feel embarrassed to think most those anons writing diatribes about male degeneracy have men on their minds 24/7 and crave their attention irl. Makes me not take any of that shit seriously, despite agreeing with most of it. Although, it is for the best I guess. Reminds me of the mgtow or pua-tier idiots who believe women are of low intelligence yet crave the company of women. Can't take them seriously.

No. 1058449

Ever since I watched Hot Girls Wanted in high school I’ve fantasised about showing up for a shoot with facial abuse or some similar gross fetish site and murdering the filthy moids who run them. It would be so easy to get away with to. just show up, sit on the couch, they start talking shit for their intro, pull out a gun, shoot them and their team, take their camera, wallets, phones, and dip. Girls are coming and going from those studios all day every day, and it’s not like the neighbours would be paying much attention. If you were really committed you could smash up their studios or editing suite and make it look like a robbery gone wrong. I just hate porn scrotes and I want to see them suffer and die.

No. 1058464

>>1058449
I enjoy this thought and this would also make a cool movie plot

No. 1058468

>>1058449
Honestly same, good and justified fantasy

No. 1058478

>>1058449
Unfathomably based

No. 1058510

>>1058254
NTA but I do almost exactly this kind of shit to moids online, mostly over Discord and through games. It helps to be the only girl in their niche group. And right as nonna said - be their therapist, pretend you're interested in what they do, be flirty but stay a little mysterious, keep them on edge when they inevitably admit their feelings to you. This is super easy to do even if you're an autist like me, moids can't tell that your personality is fake. At one point I had ~5 males from the same group crushing on me at the same time. Also helps if you're from a poorfag country like me where this kind of discord egirl scamming isn't as prevalent so they have more incentive to trust you.

You're going to need to send them selfies and shit though, so if you're not comfortable with that or are ugly irl, there's plenty of cute girl selfies online on reddit, just search your preferred age on selfies subreddits, pick a regular poster and you get an endless array of catfish materials from their profile. If you're also willing to go into that territory, you can do pretty much the same thing for nudes, but that's up to your judgment.

Keeping it online makes it easier - you don't have to see them face to face + you can ghost them pretty easily once you reap the rewards. (Though I did end up meeting up with a group of them irl for fun. Stay safe and know your limits though, nonny.) Only drawback is that you don't get as much expensive shit, it takes a special kind of retard to buy his discord e-gf an Apple Watch (but hey, you might get lucky). Did get some free games and other shit out of it too, pretty sure if I pressed them even further I'd get more but I chickened out after one of them tried suicide baiting me.

Good luck! It's a pretty fun hobby, morals aside.

No. 1058530

>>1058510
nta but using other people's photos sounds kind of fucked tbh…what if they find out

No. 1058533

>>1058530
you can just not join in on the incel factory shenanigans

No. 1058579

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No. 1058582

>>1058510
how much is the priciest thing they've bought you? i can't imagine wasting all of this time for a $200 item, what is even the point? most guys in discord chats and stuff are suicide baiters so this sounds like a terrible idea.

No. 1058601

>>1058510
So talking to discord scrotes for hours, meeting up with them and interacting with 5+ discord males for free games… The state. Craving scrote attention like this.

No. 1058629

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I wish Valentine's day was a month long affair like Christmas and Halloween. I genuinely don't care about getting presents or doing anything special on the actual day I just really like the aesthetics. People hate on it because they're single or whatever but it's supposed to be a celebration of love and affection, so you can just trade Valentine's with your mom or something. I just love hearts and cute shit and always get really bummed out when it's the second week in February and it's almost over. Happy Valentine's Day nonitas I love you

No. 1058633

>>1058510
just buy the fucking games anon… if you are giving them time and attention for a game, then you are the one getting scammed KEK

No. 1058646

>>1058449
Anon, this is beautiful, i hope you fulfill your dreams.

No. 1058739

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I have the biggest crush on board-tan, I want her to ruin me.

No. 1058744

>>1055113
>666 standard
I'm sorry but I wouldn't mind dating Satan for a while

No. 1058781

>>1058629
I agree with you 100%. How about we make this dream a reality and make a Valentines thread? lol and make cards for eachother

No. 1058788

>>1058781
I want this pls

No. 1058796

>>1058788
Can someone make it? I am too scared to start a new thread because i havent done it before

No. 1058799

My dream job is to craft neovaginas. Every day I would come into the workplace like an angry husband and take out my frustrations on the people around me. I'd constantly do things like readjust my mask to maximize the likelihood of cross contamination or having my spittle land in their permanent wounds. I'd email every single response back with a copy-pasta'd "That actually looks very healthy and the rotting is to be expected. The clitoris that just fell off is the baby clitoris. The adult clitoris should start growing in about 4-6 weeks from now. Pooping through the neovagina is considered normal. (Seriously, you're a "real woman" and didn't know poo was stored in the vagina? Sad.) Don't use soap, it inhibits the growth of new skin and the residue will start to smell manly. If you email me again I will drop you as a patient and flag your medical records for being verbally abusive."

No. 1058804

Anons never accuse me of being a scrote but I get called anachan and bone rattler all the time and I gotta laugh bc I exclusively browse lolcow while stoned on my couch eating Doritos

No. 1058806

>>1058799
> Pooping through the neovagina is considered normal. (Seriously, you're a "real woman" and didn't know poo was stored in the vagina? Sad.)
No, just tell your patients that some women suffer from fistula because of childbirth in some developing countries because of the horrible conditions they live in, and that them also having a fistula is making them closer to experiencing life as a woman, and is, as such, gender affirming. I obviously don't think that's true but you get the idea.

No. 1058807

>>1058804
Are you the elle fanning hater that got called those words in celebricows thread? Kek.

No. 1058808

>>1058806
I like your version better. More believable.

No. 1058815

>>1058739
like sexually? i think the worst she'd do is nitpick you. you'd be spreading your legs and she'd tut and say something scathing about your labia minora

No. 1058825

>>1058796
I made it nonny, don't know how to link it tho kek

No. 1058832

>>1058815
yes, that's all I want from her. She can nitpick me to hell, eat me out if she wants and make me lick her boots.

No. 1058837

>>1058807
LOL no I have zero strong feelings about Elle Fanning but I'm not above a Billie fatposting drive by

No. 1058856

My boyfriend accidentally buttdialed me while in the car with our mutual friend/coworker and for almost 11 minutes, he shit talked our friend's freshly-dumped girlfriend and kept using me as an example of "what to look for in love". Holy shit it was so nice. Just worried if he'll notice that I picked up for almost 11 minutes and just listened kek

No. 1058861

>>1058856
doubleposting to add that he also steals a lot of my jokes and passes them off as his own despite criticizing people for doing exactly that. It's my little secret now

No. 1058877

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I'm seriously just fantasizing about going back to Japan, living in Ikebukuro again, just spending my free time buying and reading BL manga and doujinshi, buying cute clothes my size for once, and eating at nice restaurants all the time.

No. 1058899

A friend of a friend of mine used to get posted a lot in the earlier fakeboi threads and it makes me feel so crazy anytime I see them in real life. I would say who it is but they are aware of lolcow so I’m scared it’ll get back to me.

No. 1058917

>>1058877
Sounds like the dream life anon, how were you able to afford it?

No. 1058918

>>1058877
I'll come with you nonnie

No. 1058928

>>1058917
I saved a little bit of money thanks to being too poor to live by myself to study in university so I was living with my parents and getting a low scholarship, a little bit of money from a part-time job I had for a bit more than a year, and a low salary from an internship I did. I went there on a working holiday visa so once I arrived in Japan I got myself a part-time job and was very careful with my savings. Being poor most of my life already gave me good habits to begin with, but the euro being stronger than the yen was also very helpful. I went back home way earlier than planned because I caught the coof and despite being a healthy young woman it took me months to fully recover, because of course… I have a fulltime job that pays above minimum wage and still live with my parents because of the fucked up rents and the fact that I don't have a permanent job contract yet, once the Japanese borders open up and I have enough free time I'll go back and go on a gigantic shopping spree and pig out like I never did before. I don't give a fuck if that makes me a weeb, this is what I deserve.

No. 1058930

I have BPD and pass as normal now, and though I on one hand love my boyfriend, I just feel like I don't want to be with someone who has seen my BPD freakouts and craziness. I want someone to look at me as a stable, competent person, I want them to know me as I am right now and nothing from my past.

No. 1058947

>>1058928
Thank you for satisfying my curiosity anon, praying for you to go back as soon as possible and live your weeb dream again! I only went once for a little over a week and I can't wait to return.

No. 1058957

>>1058877
I have no clue how to live in jp but I have some money saved, please take me w you

No. 1058970

>>1058918
>>1058947
>>1058957
I'll shove you all in my suitcases if you want to follow me let's go.

No. 1058978

I wish my autistic brother was dead. I would never feel anything if he finally died

No. 1059002

>>1058856
can't help but feel bad for the gf tbh

No. 1059019

>>1059002
>>1059002
She cheated on our friend with her ~50 year old boss, they accidentally posted evidence that the boss' wife found immediately and were both fired over it. It came out of nowhere and her behaviour for years before this point was so milquetoast that part of me is concerned she's having some sort of emotional/mental crisis. I feel bad for her, but I understand where they're both coming from when they shit talk her. Realistically they're shittalking her behaviours and actions during and after the breakup, before that she was a model wife. Hardworking and dedicated. It's all very strange. Just glad my behaviours weren't the ones being scrutinized publicly at work kek

No. 1059098

I want to be a high school history teacher but I’m so terrified of confrontational parents. I’m also scared of male students being mean to me lol idk if it just because I went to a ghetto high school but I’ve seen multiple times male students get in a female teachers face and scream at her.

No. 1059130

I miss my friend a lot. I cry sometimes thinking of the good moments that we shared. But even after learning about her weird smear campaign behind my back, the awful things she said about me and her violating my privacy, I can't accept that I miss a person that didn't exist. It has been two years and I still can't come to terms with someone being so awful to me behind my back just because of their own jealousy/mental illness. I pretend I am over her and never talk about her, but I wish there was justice served somehow.

No. 1059146

>>1058068
kill yourself

No. 1059151

>>1059019
What was the evidence?

No. 1059195

>>1056881
I water my ass after the business even though I don't have a bidet. Just feels nicer to be cleaner.

No. 1059205

>>1058231
Anon this is just pathetic. Do something else with your time rather than waste it LARPing for moids.

No. 1059220

>>1059195
Lmao wtf do you do stick ur ass in the sink under the faucet

No. 1059239

>>1059220
Nah I scoop water up and then rub it over and dry

No. 1059245

>>1058449
based, been wanting to hear about someone doing something like this for years

No. 1059271

>>1059151
They were corresponding over the work portal email and the older dude's wife/her family actually owns the business. The wife then forwarded the emails to my buddy. The shit was sooooo cringy, like him saying he was gonna buy her lingerie so he could take it off for himself, but then excused why he didn't as "not having had enough time to." Real catch. Yeeeeeeesh

No. 1059300

>>1059195
I've tried that but it made my ass feel wet for a long time after I washed it. It made me feel gross.

No. 1059304

Wet wipe anons rise up

No. 1059405

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i only shower once or twice a week… i make sure to clean my genitals/ass specifically with soap and water to avoid infections or stink, and every day before leaving i sniff myself to be sure i don't reek. i always put on a mild deodorant. i just hate the process of taking a shower… which is weird because when i'm actually in the shower, i enjoy being in the warm water so much i usually use up all my hot water. i just hate getting in / out of it because it's so cold where i live. and using a heater to heat the whole bathroom is just a pain in the ass.

i would shower more frequently if i was dating someone tho.

No. 1059408

>>1059405
samefag i meant i wash my downstairs every day* lol just not my whole body or hair.

No. 1059421

>>1059239
Are your pants like completely off for this or are you also dripping a bunch of water into your undies? I feel like I’d make a mess trying to maneuver a palm full of water from the sink down to my ass. Are you still hanging out over the toilet? Are you hustling over to the sink with your pants around your ankles? I’m having trouble visualizing this

No. 1059425

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>>1059405
i am the opposite of you anon, sometimes i shower 3 times a day (if i work out and have sex in the same day) i love showering more than most things. it soothes my autism and i listen to music and enjoy all the nice smelling soaps i have and the sound of the water. shower is my favorite place to be.

No. 1059430

>>1059239
My question is if you rub your asshole with your hand or just splash some water one there? You said rubbed so I’m getting a weird visual

No. 1059435

>>1059239
bidets are like $22 now, just buy one, anon. you can't have hand-induced swamp ass like this for the rest of your life

No. 1059453

>>1059425
anon you replied to, i LOVE taking baths. but i can't take a bath to clean myself, i'll shower first and then chill in the bath. i can't understand why i hate the process of getting in and out of a shower specifically so much lol.

No. 1059494

>>1059300
>>1059435
Nta but just dry with tissue afterwards lol

No. 1059534

I love checking in on my ex’s social media and seeing him go out of his way to be extra. Hes openly flirting with 18 year olds while posting #family goals about him and his baby mama. He goes out of his way to post the most unflattering photos of her and his baby. (He does this to attack her self esteem/ make her feel only attractive to him) no shade towards her though, shes already got a baby with this moron thats punishment enough. I dont need to insult her, shes already fucked. In his followers there are creepy pedo dudes that like the free kid photos i guess.

This balding asshole is past his prime, and i love seeing him hide behind snapchat filters to “disguise” his age. Considering ss all his creep comments and sending it to mammi so she can upgrade too. Why is this fucker so stupid he makes it so easy? Maybe babymama knows ?! Its so obvious

No. 1059596

I've never had a smores

No. 1059598

>>1059494
I did and it still felt wet

No. 1059609

>>1059596
smores are good. the only time hershey chocolate is useful

No. 1059619

>>1059609
Hard agree, Hershey's tastes like vomit

No. 1059628

>>1059609
I think I'll try to make one then, I don't have Hershey's (I don't like Hershey's anyway, not even gonna try it with that) but I do have Lindt.
>>1059619
I never got the vomit thing. It doesn't taste like vomit to me, just a weird bitter taste, especially for milk chocolate.

No. 1059631

>>1059628
People claim it taste like vomit because it has butyric acid in it, the same thing that curdles milk

No. 1059637

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I love the smell of mosquito spray.
I love standing by it and huffing the fumes

Maybe that's whats wrong with me but at least I know I'm not a giant mosquito

No. 1059646

>>1059637
The smell makes me so nostalgic. Kek now I feel kind of sad mosquitos are barely a thing where I live. I need to go hours out of my way to even get a chance to use the spray

No. 1059661

Big Love is comforting to me for some reason

No. 1059778

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I have some leftover norflex from getting whiplash in a car accident late last year and I’ve started taking it as a sleeping pill.

No. 1059780

>>1059661
Same nonnie.! I love Bill Paxton

No. 1059782

>>1059637
The smell of OFF! and Nivea sunscreen always reminds me of childhood summers

No. 1059818

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>>1059637
Preach my mygga

No. 1059827

I've fallen into this habit of buying too much small shit to fill the obvious social/emotional/love void in my life. I'm pretty isolated, a move and all sorts of other circumstances added to that isolation. I had a bad break up after an abusive relationship, the family embers who I loved are dead, family who are meh are still alive but distant and disinterested.

I don't exactly value or get much use from the shit I buy. Then I move onto the next purchase which 'will deffo fill the gap this time' I'm mad at myself at this point. I'm also someone who hates clutter.. makes no sense. I read a comment somewhere yesterday where someone said "stress shopping is a privilege" in response to a well off twitch streamer who was talking about her recent overspending. It hit a weird nerve. My purchases are small, I'm so far from being able to sustain even this cheap stuff. I need to stop.

My trash is being collected on Monday. I have 2 things in the mail right now and I think the best V-day self gift is for me to clear out any useless clutter, donate what I can, bin the rest. Treat that day as my fresh start. I also need to get out more and actually do things that fill my life.

No. 1059872

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I am definitely a covert narc. I've been learning more about narcissism to better understand my abusive ex and all the examples of narc behavior I keep seeing are pretty spot on to shit I do or would do. Pic related I've done before.

No. 1060316

I kind of hate my ex for talking me into starting DBT. He dumped right before therapy finally started, so now I have unlearned my unhealthy behavior and in the process of talking about some of the most traumatic and triggering events of my life and thus having to relive the memories over and over again in detail once every week.
I know this is actually great development and nothing to take for granted, and I am grateful for this opportunity and that I have gotten this far - but I miss having my self-harm behavior as a crutch because I feel so alone in this, I have nowhere to really turn after the sessions when I feel so broken and lost, I have no one to cry to. I just want someone to hug me. Couldn't I have started this therapy when I wasn't single so I wouldn't be this lonely?

No. 1060379

>>1059596
The only reason I wanna eat a smore someday is because of a k-drama

No. 1060390


No. 1060394

>>1060379
Ayrt, I tried it last night and they honestly were not that good. Waste of good marshmallows. I think the graham crackers are what ruined it for me.

No. 1060409

I find armpit hair on women very attractive. I don’t mind armpit hair on men but most men don’t shave there so it doesn’t mean much to me, but armpit hair on women is a whole other level of beauty and freedom and dare I say sexy…

>>1059782
Sunscreen has such a wonderful smell to me, but I also enjoy the smell of my musty basement so I might just be dumb

No. 1060428

>>1060394
imo Smores are only good with one layer of cracker. Two layers just makes it painful to eat and masks the chocolate/marshmellow taste. Needs to be a vehicle for the sugar, not a sandwich

No. 1060507

Sometimes I want to make a fake account so that I can post mean comments on Instagram pictures of people I used to know.

No. 1060711

>>1059534
Idk if its on his sm wouldnt it be obvious to her too that hes cheating? I wouldnt do it, its her choice to see the reality or not

No. 1060727

I find Graham Linehan attractive

No. 1060730

>>1060507
anon, no..

No. 1060750

hi

No. 1060797

I masturbated to the Shayna thread last night.(take ur thirst elsewhere)

No. 1060798

>>1060797
Please say it’s a joke and that we all got pranked.

No. 1060815

>>1060797
Wasn’t your first time and still no one cares male

No. 1060816

I've been vegan for about 2.5 years and I so wish I wasn't. I've been learning more about Asian food recently and it all looks so fucking good but I can't eat it because it all has meat and/or eggs in it. I never want to contribute to animal suffering ever again but god what I wouldn't give to be able to eat everything again without feeling bad about it.

No. 1060818

I love that the school I go to blasts old school rap in the student center. At first it kinda bugged me but tonight I was totally vibing to Queen Latifah

No. 1060834

>>1060798
>>1060815
Not a joke and definitely not male. I lurk her thread for the thinspo + car wreck interest + a bit of “there but for the grace of God go I“ feelings. Anyway not proud of it.

No. 1060838

>>1060834
anon…

No. 1060840

>>1060816
What kind of Asian food? I personally am loving Asian food a lot more after becoming vegetarian, (and I already really liked it before anyway) since at least where I'm from there's so little without meat in it and it's always just… Salad or something. I'm not vegan tho so it's definitely easier for me.

I love Thai and Indian food, and a lot of their stuff are either vegetarian or have a vegan/vegetarian version. It's also so much tastier than western food, I feel like western people don't really know how to use spices and it's all just salty and bland. Thai and Indian food have pretty much everything I like.

No. 1060894

>>1060840
Yes Indian food is amazing for vegans! But for instance the channel doobydobap makes so many delicious things and they all have cheese, eggs or meat in them. I wish I could eat it without animals having to suffer. If I had infinite money and no conscience I would travel the whole world and eat all the local food lol

No. 1060950

>>1060816
Which dishes? There's vegan recipes and substitutes for everything these days, so I surprised you weren't able to find any. I do sympathize though, I'm a vegetarian and I don't think I could make a full switch to veganism. You guys have my respect nonna.

No. 1061013

>>1060840
>I feel like western people don't really know how to use spices and it's all just salty and bland
Man speak for yourself, I was born into a family of chefs and we know damn well how to use spices. I'll ras el hanout your ignorant ass right out of here.

No. 1061017

>>1060950
Thanks nonna ♥ There are substitutions yes but honestly they rarely taste good, also I'm never able to go to restaurants unless it's something like Indian food. I enjoy trying different cousines but most call for some animal products (to incorporate into the thing, not just as a side) and it's a bit frustrating lol

No. 1061023

My boyfriend got jealous because I drew cute pictures of my husbandos. Well maybe if we fucked more than once or twice a month I wouldn't feel the need to fantasize about them as much as I do. He's great otherwise but I've already long accepted our sex drives don't match and this is how I deal with it.

No. 1061041

I found my abuser’s degenerate ass NSFW social media & I’ve been reporting anything I can / messaging a few of the girls who follow him to let them know what a predator he is. I don’t regret it. He deserves it.

No. 1061053

>>1061041
tbh just be careful because I did the same thing (messaged girls he followed about how he was predator) and he went to court and tried to get a restraining order against me. The judge tossed it and said gtfo but the entire experience was so jarring.
men are so lame

No. 1061054

>>1061053
Luckily I have literal evidence of him admitting to sexually assaulting my friend, so I don’t think he’d fuck with me legally. I’d love to see him try.

No. 1061095

>>1061023
I had the same thing and he ended up going completely crazy on me lmao. If you retreat into fantasy then you probably aren't happy with him so might as well dump him.

No. 1061138

I had to take a shit this morning while my bf was in the shower, usually I'd wait to do my business until he leaves for work but that didn't pan out. HE FUCKING GAGGGED IN THE SHOWER. I'm basically crying and embarrassed while he's gagging and trying to comfort me saying it's just a mix of his coconut body wash and shit together and the shit on its own probably wouldn't even bother him. We've lived together for like 9 years but I'm still dying of shame

No. 1061144

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No. 1061146

>>1061138
Lmao holy shit

No. 1061155

>>1061138
I would honestly have to move out after this

No. 1061177

>>1061138
It took me like ten minutes to understand that the bathtub or shower and the toilet seat were in the same room. Why are some houses and apartments made like that?

No. 1061178

>>1061177
what the fuck do you mean? you have a shower in a seperate room to your toilet?

No. 1061179

>>1061178
Yes? Isn't that normal? Maybe it depends on countries and construction norms or whatever.

No. 1061181

>>1061178
nta but it's really common where I live as well, maybe it's a European thing?

No. 1061182

>>1060409
Nonna you are so based. I also think armpit hair on women is sexy as fuck. Idk it's like proof that they're mature adults.

No. 1061183

>>1061181
I'm European but I've visited my family in North African very often and that's also common there. I've also lived in Japan for a semester and that was also the case in the house were I lived. Maybe it's an American thing specifically.

No. 1061188

>>1061183
no, i'm not american and we have a restroom where there is a sink, toilet and a shower. all in the same room.

No. 1061198

>>1061188
I meant American as in, from the entire continent, not specifically the US, for context. But anyway, it doesn't seem convenient at all. If bathrooms were like that in any of the apartments were I've lived with my family we would have started a fist fight once a week, what's with someone needing to piss and someone else taking a long shower and locking the door behind them.

No. 1061199

>>1061198
I've traveled to several countries as a burger and they had the separate toilet thing. It is a good idea and I wish it were a thing here. Not only more convenient but you don't have to have the whole room smell like shit when you just wanna go wash yourself.
And I'd kill for a Japanese bathing room with a drain on the floor. Luxury.

No. 1061201

>>1061198
i'm not from the continent of america. but we usually have a different restroom for every bedroom so maybe that factors in, too. i've never heard of a shower in a seperate room before, what if you want to poop during the shower?

No. 1061239

>>1061201
If you need to poop while showering you hold it in until you're done with you shower, obviously. I wish I could have my own restroom in my bedroom, that would be great. Is that the case where you live?

No. 1061245

>>1061239
Nta, but wow. If I have to poop during a shower which rarely happens but anyway I would rather hop out really quick, and use the bathroom. It's uncomfortable but I would hate to poop directly after showering. Are you from a country that uses bidets?

No. 1061246

>>1061243
I am cursed with always having to poop after a shower. I don't know if it's circulation from the warm water moving things along or what

No. 1061249

>>1061138
Suuuure the body wash was at fault… kek your bf is sweet

No. 1061253

>>1061246
Sorry for reposting >>1061245. I wanted to add the question at the end, because I think that maybe in America pooping after a shower is considered bad because a lot of us only wash our ass with actual water twice a day.

No. 1061254

I didn't mean to nudge /ot/ into bathroom talk, farmhands.

No. 1061255

>>1061239
>>1061239
kek, that makes good sense. and yeah, every bedroom has it's own small restroom in most homes. i see how both options have their own merits.

No. 1061257

>>1061245
I don't have a bidet at home. The thing is, I live with my family and I don't see myself going back and forth between the two rooms with wet hair and just a towel on me.

No. 1061264

>>1061138
>bf
>we've lived together for like 9 years

No. 1061273

>>1061264
not weddingfags again

No. 1061294

On one hand I want to get rid of my virginity because it's starting to get really embarrassing to still be one at my age, but on the other hand there's a 90+% that it'd be disappointing so I don't want to ruin it in my mind, and I don't want to risk an STD just for that.

No. 1061303

>>1061294
It's not embarrassing and not a big deal. Trust me. If someone keeps bothering you about your sexlife they're the weirdo, call them out on it.

No. 1061328

>>1061303
Thankfully no one bothers me about it, my friends don't think it's weird and I don't tell it to normies like coworkers, it'd be social suicide lol. I can't help having this nagging feeling in the back of my mind that it's not normal, even though I'm used to being the weird girl since late childhood.

No. 1061427

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I'm going back to college after a seemingly endless academic "break" and I can't help but feel so relieved and hopeful again. Can't have my family finding out that I stopped in the first place because I was getting extremely suicidal from the full time job and 5 class courseload wombo-combo.

No. 1061430

>>1061294
Condoms exist, anon.
Don't feel pressure due to shame, though. From one virgin to another, it's never worth buckling under pressure.

No. 1061449

>>1061427
How long was your break if I may ask? I'm in a similar situation right now, too overwhelmed but unable to tell anyone about it. In my case I withdrew from all exams I had left this semester to have two free months before the next one starts because I really couldn't get it together anymore. I hope everything works out well for you, I can't even imagine the stress of five classes and a job on top of that

No. 1061451

>>1061138
I almost spat out my breakfast kek

No. 1061494

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>>1061449
The break was a little over a year, and I chose to work my full-time job during it so I was luckily able to excuse it as a "oh I just need to save some more money for college" scenario. The extra down time also helped a lot w/ my own personal development tbh.
And thank you for the well wishes, anonita. It was a completely awful experience and I will never let another advisor tell me "oh it's just 5 3000 level classes– you want to graduate on time don't you??" again lol. I hope the best of luck for you and a breezy next semester!!

No. 1061511

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I don't even talk to my friends anymore, I just spend hours on LC and CC. Who needs friends when you have nonas, right? R-right??

No. 1061517

>>1061511
Y-yeah… none of your friends has proclivity to the farm anon? I want an irl who understands so bad.

No. 1061541

my confession is that i think all anon diminunitives are cute. nonnie, nonna, nonita, nonette, nonner, etc. forgive me, anons.

No. 1061548

>>1061517
Same. Sometimes I tell my sister things I see on LC since she's into internet drama, but none of my other friends are into internet shit.

No. 1061551

>>1061541

Ha, me too. I'm sad that "nona/nonnie" is censored on CC. It's cozy.

No. 1061583

>>1061511
I'm with you. Nonas are funnier. People bitch about how everyone on this site is mentally ill but everyone is so terminally online nowadays, people in real life are worse because they don't know how to control themselves. Except they're also boring and not funny.

No. 1061586

Strongly manifesting a failed relationship with my last partner who cheated on me and moved in with the cheatee after five months of only speaking to them online.. I’m strongly manifesting they have financial trouble. I’m strongly manifesting they’ll be at each other’s throats. I’m strongly manifesting the relationship will turn abusive. I’m strongly manifesting that this is the worst mistake of their life. I’m strongly manifesting that they’ll regret the emotional abuse they put on me. I’m strongly manifesting they get cheated on too so they know exactly how I felt. I’m strongly manifesting it will turn physically abusive. Idc. They deserve it. They both do.

No. 1061590

>>1061586
kek none of that will happen nonny

No. 1061594

My boss comes in midday most of the time so today I ran out in the morning to go buy tights and he still wasn't in the office when I came back. I'm gonna take my hour lunch break as if I didn't waste 40 minutes of the work day to go out and buy dance tights kek.

No. 1061599

>>1061551
It is?? I don't remember that. I'm pretty sure I've said "nona" there before and nothing happened.

No. 1061621

>>1061511
I solved this problem by making friends with fellow farmers. Love you anons!

No. 1061632

>>1061590
why not?

No. 1061661

>>1061586
Something similar happened to me. The guy broke up with me one day, moved in with his new gf one day later and then acted like there wasnt a whole several month long affair that led up to it. I felt less than human with how he treated me. Weighs heavy on me still, meanwhile he's just been loved up the whole time. Sucks to think about how an affair can work out so well for the cheater.

I was watching a video yesterday about a lolcow, her (lesbian) ex cheated on her with someone else and now 4 years later she finally got a taste of her own medicine and is online crying because she got cheated on and dumped herself. People kept commenting "how you get them is how you lose them" a saying that I wasn't familiar with tbh. I've always imagined my ex will be the one to cheat again but if he somehow got a taste of what it's like to be on this side of things.. then that'd be sweet.

No. 1061734

>>1061661
I’m honestly hoping that happens to them. The sooner the better. They moved on so. Fast. And they never met offline but are suddenly moving in together. I just don’t see it working out tbh. And if me thinking and creating a scenario where it will fail helps me cope then so be it. (Also the other woman’s like years younger than them. A 20 year old living with a 33 year old. Okay. Yeah sure. You guys sound fucking stable..)

No. 1062005

I don't understand the hate for picky eaters, it's just people not liking things. People are allowed to be picky with everything else but somehow food is crossing the line..? It's no one else's business what type of preferences someone has and doesn't effect you. It comes across as butting-in for the sake of it.

No. 1062072

>>1061264
noooo you have to get married in your 20s and start popping out babies or else he does not love you!!!

No. 1062073

>>1061632
because manifestation is retarded bullshit?

No. 1062077

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No. 1062121

I keep dreaming of having either a french or german gf and i don’t even know why, my german is next to nonexistent and so is my french. Hope my future wife knows at least english, I guess.

No. 1062231

Since the start of the year Im smooking pot every day to deal with my disappointment with life.

No. 1062234

>>1062231
That's not very good nonnie. You might regret that in the long run

No. 1062284

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Yes I have yellow fever.

I don’t care if i have a fetish I always imagine if it were the olden days in a past life I would stumble onto a qt oriental fella with wire rim glasses who wears suits and he looks big and rugged, and he gets soft for me and he likes me cause I look like nobody he’s ever seen.

No. 1062295

>>1062231
You can smoke, just dont do it every day

No. 1062297

>>1062284
realistically if it were the olden days he would dislike you for looking different. wouldn't a modern setting make more sense?

No. 1062315

>>1062297
I don’t know I have weird fantasies that usually involve a born sexy yesterday trope

No. 1062320

I just got back from a bar that I'm trying to make my "regular" spot and god I want to fuck the bartender so bad. He's not even really hot I've just developed this weird fantasy about having either a one-off bathroom hookup with him or some slow burn thing where he stops by my apartment after closing every now and then where he's super sweet deep down and eventually wants to be more. I'm guessing I probably saw this sort of thing in a movie when I was younger. I feel so creepy thinking these things while I'm at the bar. I can't believe I have such low standards that I'm fantasizing about a guy that's painfully average looking, all because he has to be nice to me because he's trying to get a tip.

No. 1062327

>>1062297
It depends of how old? In my country there are japanese boomers married to non japanese women. Look at Yoko and John as well, she was born in 1933

No. 1062331

>>1062327
John's dead and Yoko makes money off his death

No. 1062339

>>1062284
>qt oriental fella with wire rim glasses who wears suits and he looks big and rugged
based

No. 1062342

>>1062331
i don't see how that's relevant.

No. 1062412

I used one of those get your ex back programs and joined a community about getting your ex back. Full of crazies. It worked out for me but it wasn't my proudest moment

No. 1062425

kek this is a great post. shine on, anon

No. 1062426

>>1062425
samefag
>>1062412
was for you

No. 1062516

I love buying stockings because buying them makes me feel like a responsible adult. Like a lady who has to wear stockings and a skirt and suit to work because she is a serious woman with a serious job where you are only allowed to wear that same outfit everyday. Please, tell me I'm not the only one

No. 1062606

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Seeing people post pictures of the girl who would call me fat in hs on her fb birthday wall and that she’s ballooned to double her size alongside the pictures being the most unflattering you could find is such a euphoric feeling

No. 1062612

>>1062606
I'm enjoying how my bullies who always thought they were so cool and smarter than me popped out a few kids and then never left our trashy hometown just to be broke STAHMs. I'm still not popular, but at least my life isn't that depressing and boring.

No. 1062650

>>1062606
>>1062612
kek one of my personal cows in hs was this girl who claimed she was gonna go to hollywood and become famous (we're eurofags btw) and she was so sure of it and had already perfect her signature for autographs and given herself a cool name and shit. fast forward 10 years later and she works as a secretary for a german shepherd dog fan club in her old hometown. welp.

No. 1062732

>>1062284
Please write a fanfic about this

No. 1062824

I like being physically sick. It feels like a vacation, like I have pain in my body right now the rest of my life doesn't matter

No. 1063020

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I’ve been picking at my skin so much that I have lots of scars and marks on my right leg that try so hard to heal and close up but in my mind I want to open them up so bad and let the blood rush. I have a problem kek

No. 1063117

>>1063020
This but I eat my own skin

No. 1063305

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>>1052830
Moving three times during the pandemic (between different states/ cities) really has me feeling like I'm not even a person anymore. I have no local friends. I can't bring myself to call/text back old friends. I have nothing to say. I'm not a person. I have no self. I work remotely and clean my house, and sometimes take a walk. I'm a husk. I kinda wanna die when I really think about it. I won't really do that, but I'm a fucking waste of space.

No. 1063337

>>1063020
Dermatillomania?

No. 1063338

>>1063020
Kelly 2 skinpicking boogaloo. I'm a hair puller and skinpicker too I feel you

No. 1063426

can't say this out loud because #fatphobic but i hate seeing fat women as models for apparel. i can't tell what the fucking clothes will look like on a normal human being when the only model is a hamplanet.

No. 1063444

>>1063020
Kek me too, I need to stop messing with my legs and exclusively mess with my crotch like a responsible tard.

No. 1063694

>>1063020
have been incessantly picking at my skin since i was 11 years old and have probably fucked my skin for the rest of my life… just cant stop though

No. 1063697

>>1063426
You could say it out loud, but you're afraid of fat bitches chasing you with forks and knives aren't you?

No. 1063701

>>1063426
>i can't tell what the fucking clothes will look like on a normal human being when the only model is a hamplanet.
Maybe the clothes are specifically made for fat people?

No. 1063706

>>1063426
Holy shit I thought the exact same thing the other day. I literally can't fucking tell what the shit looks like.

>>1063701
Nta but idk if you've been clothes shopping recently, they're doing this in the non plus sized sections. xxs-xxl is also a very large range.

No. 1063707

>>1062412
>get your ex back programs
how does this even work? like someone else tells you what to say to your ex?

No. 1063716

>>1062516
yes especially because the packaging for them still feels like it hasn't changed since the 80's. i'm a crime novel FBI agent

No. 1063721

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I'm in a discord server of a girl who has a thread in the snow page. We've become pretty close & at first I was really excited because I've been following her for years but she's online 24/7 & kind of expects us to always be online too. She's weirdly possessive of her server and everyone in it.

I found this site googling her name a week ago and have been reading up on some things I never knew before. It makes me think differently, especially on days when she goes off on us for something small

No. 1063737

>>1063721
Interesting. What was your first reaction when you saw what people were saying about her?

No. 1063741

I'm very studious by my own volition, as studying brings me tremendous joy. I love solving mathematical problems, learning of new concepts in physics or biology, and am invigorated by writing essays or finishing my arts homework. However, despite this, I sometimes still yearn for love and cuddling. This makes me feel guilty. I love maths, but sometimes when I am studying for it and I am not particularly stimulated, I yearn to be held, kissed, loved and understood. Is that bad? I feel like I'm a fake academic or nerd or whatever by having these feelings. I feel like I have to enjoy my solitude at all times and feel pleasure dedicating myself to my studies. And I do! But sometimes I would prefer to cuddle after studying, or sit on a cute guy's lap during, etc. etc…. I just want both but sometimes worry I am not allowed to.

No. 1063742

>>1063741
I would like to add that it is partially because I am a woman. Most great figures in the fields I study are men, so I look up to them and their amazing lives dedicated to research, discovery, change and impact, oft without the distractions of a lover or family. I feel like I need to live up to these standards. For if I am not celibate solely by choice, that simply attests to my innate "weakness" as a female academic. Being romantic and wanting love alongside learning seems like it would just prove women can never be as good as men in academia. This is obviously silly, but it is the impression I have. If I cannot fully concentrate nor dedicate myself to my interests despite my deep passion for them, whereas great men apparently could, then that indicates even great and passionate women such as myself cannot be as good as the men before us.

No. 1063750

>>1063707
Yeah like the do's and don'ts of how to act, how to tailor your messages to appeal to them, bring up memories. I found a lot of it to be really manipulative and desperate but it did work out for me when I utilized it correctly. Some of the suggestions they have for starter texts were super cringe.
The basic rule of thumb though is to not beg or blow up their phone, to do 30 days of no contact, and try to improve your life and social media brag to grab their attention. Then slowly text them bit by bit with interesting things, matching their response times and text lengths.
The group had a lot of bpdchans who would blow up phones and act desperate. And also people took pictures of restaurants and other outings for others to use so it would trick their scrotes into thinking they were out having fun with other guys.

No. 1063791

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>>1063742
I relate to this a lot. I'm an artist and a big old history nerd (especially art history). My idols hail from the 12th to 18th centuries. Mostly men but a few women. I look at their work and aspire to be as good as they were. Even though I work digitally, I try to stay grounded in traditional methods, to be closer to them than most artists nowadays. I feel like nobody reveres them anymore, so it's up to me to, especially through my work. But as you said, anon, it's hard, considering "the greats" were mostly men, so you feel like you have to push twice as hard, sketch twice as many muscular studies, etc. However, anon, you should remember, as I have from studying old artists: you're human. You're flesh and blood, part of the animal kingdom. The desire for a "mate" is only natural, it's written into all our genetic code. I can tell you from reading up on the old masters, they sure as hell didn't mind succumbing to love and marriage.

No. 1063803

>>1063741
>>1063742
Of course you shouldn't feel bad about wanting love. You should, however, feel bad for being unbearably pretentious and egotistical. Holy fuck, what kind of academic thinks they need to isolate themselves for the sake of their studies? Are you a genius scientist on the verge of curing cancer or solving climate change? Will the rest of the world suffer if you part from your precious studies for the bare minimum of time required to maintain a relationship? Don't try to pin this on some feminist internal conflict, you're being comically self important.

No. 1063858

my internet friend is glued to me and gets upset when I don't reply back to them within an hour, and normally I'd just block and move on, but they know my name, my location, so on, as well as every edgy thing I've ever said. I feel like I'm going to be stuck to them until I die.

No. 1063868

>>1063858
Aaaand this is why I will never share my personal name and country I live in with I meet online. Even if they somehow find my public art account there's no personal information attached to it and I'd just nuke it and start over (in worst case scenarios). My condolences, anon. If I were you I'd try to subtly make them dislike me by showing enthusiasm for things they dislike, actively talk about things I know they hate, etc and make them want to drift away from you instead, but without a big fight (ideally). Good luck.

No. 1063908

>>1063858
tell your friend you catfished them and everything they know about you isn't you, then slowly ghost them

No. 1063909

I switched my career path to IT/computer science cuz i just want money and to be financially secure. I like computers but there's no passion for it at all but I'm pretty glad with making that change. I wanted to get into zoology so bad and be around animals but i know that I'll be struggling to find a job and make stable money. Sometimes I wonder if I'll be regretting it one day

No. 1063917

I was in an open relationship / poly situation a few years ago and even though it's already in the past I still cant recover from how it messed up my mental health and sense of self worth. I was not a really confident person to begin with (I don't believe any confident person would do it); and when it happened to me for the time being it felt, idk, empowering in a way, and I acted really smug about it like literally every poly propagator out there. I pity them and I pity myself, it's such a degrading thing to do to yourself. Wish I was around radfem-y community like LC then to maybe shame me out of the idea earlier.

No. 1063940

>>1063917
Can you please elaborate nonnie? I was considering one.

No. 1063984

>>1063940
What are your specific concerns? For me, it was really fun in the beginning, there were two people I was in poly relationship with, but all of us would occasionally meet with other people outside of that too. I was attracted to both of them, I liked spending time with them and they were both individually really cool people I connected with. So as the time passed and we spent more and more time together, of course I started loving them, and with that things stopped being fun, because naturally even between the three of us it wasn't exactly equal amount of feelings and equally balanced connection and it ended up hurting all of us in a way. I have no way to discuss it with them anymore because we fell apart but with these feelings developing it really started to hurt that despite what we have with each other, somehow it's not enough if they both seek other people and I felt like I had to do so as well which led to some choices made that I regret. Maybe they felt that too, maybe not, I didn't have a chance to ask and at the time bringing it up felt like "ruining the fun" we have, since we all agreed to be open. I don't know if such thing can be solved with enough communication, maybe, I don't think it would for me since a lot of things I've only clearly realized after it was over and I was left alone unable to believe more than ever that I'll ever be enough to a person that loves me, no matter how well we get along. It's all anecdotal evidence of course but I seriously don't know how it could be done without having a damaging effect, maybe if it's purely physical and zero real feelings ever, but you can't guarantee it will stay like that for everyone?

No. 1063998

>>1063909
You're definitely doing the right thing anon. Just be conscious that you include your passion for animals as a part of your life always, whether that's studying on your own time, volunteering or keeping your own (as long as it's not hyenas or something lol).
I know a lot of people in the arts, and the ones who do it on the side are so much healthier, happier and more grounded than the ones trying to scrape by a meager living in arts alone. I think it's the same with any niche field where there's more passion than paying work.
Having zoology as a hobby also takes the pressure off because you can pursue exactly what you're interested in, and not compromise having to study something less exciting just because that's where the stable income is.

No. 1064178

i love nyan cat so much and often listen to it and whenever i do i feel truly alive and it brings tears to my eyes

No. 1064183

>>1064178
POV you are me in 7 grade:

No. 1064226

>>1064178
I was always more of a Pudi Pudi fan.

No. 1064290

As I watch this murder documentary about cannibals, I am reminded that I dated someone at 23 that would say he would want to eat my flesh and hoped to one day be able to. (He said to to me a few times when I was drunk, and I would just make a joke out of it, bc that's my defense mechanism)
That ex now has a family. The cannibal in the documentary was a family man, a leader in his community, no criminal records….
Fuck nonnies. I know I gave one example but I would not be surprised if he ended up snapping one day and being a serial killer.
I feel so bad for his gf and his child. I hope they stay safe. I wonder what he's like now, 10 years later. How more extreme are his fantasies?

No. 1064348

>>1064290
Based on all the vids and docs I've watched on topics like that.. even if he were to act on the urge he'd probably meet someone off of a hook up app and do it to them. Men get married and have kids and then do their fucked up shit on the side with strangers. The live their lives in these seperated compartments of 'good husband' 'great dad' 'nice workmate' 'browses dodgy sites and then chops up and eats prostitutes in hotel rooms'

No. 1064407

>>1064348
I feel it deep in my soul, nonnie. Glad I got out while I did. whew. men are insane. When I broke up with him he left me a love note with his blood on it. It was in french, and for the record he knows zero french, meaning 3 pages of google translate. He left in my car while I was over at a friends house. I'm not sure what response he was hoping for but it made me and my friend laugh quite hard about it, then it hit me how insane he was in the first place.
Fuck I wish I still had it to show you but I've burned all the notes and shit years ago. Since then I heard he was selling bad fake acid in a beach town. Wouldn't be surprised he's more insane now.

No. 1064445

>>1063998
Thank u I feel assured! For so many years I hear people say how you should always follow your passion and not follow money. But then I see people do exactly that and be in huge debt and not even working a job related to their degree. Being 100k in student loan debt for just an undergrad scares me so that also played a role in switching my major

No. 1064472

I am falling hard for my close friend, and I have reasons to believe that he is falling for me also. We have known each other for about 7 years, and he is planning to visit Europe next year (which means he will stay over at my place). He had been making jokes about me kidnapping him, tying him up, and that he wants to polish my boots and be my slave. It is driving me crazy. I don't think he realizes that I have this kind of fetish, or that no man I've dated has been into it.
Our other friends sense that we have this strange dynamic, and are teasing us and saying that we should marry, and that it is "inevitable" that we will "have sex". It is all mean-spirited banter of course, but it is putting ideas in my head, and I don't want to think about such things. My friend is precious, and my love for him is beyond sexual or even romantic in the normal sense. I cherish him. I don't want to defile him like that. I want to hold him, care for him. If any romance was to develop, I don't want it to be destroyed and overpowered by lust. But I also crave him, in such an animal-like manner. I'm very confused with my feelings right now.

No. 1064593

>>1064472
> making jokes about me kidnapping him, tying him up, and that he wants to polish my boots and be my slave
…sounds like a creepy scrote. even if that’s your fetish that’s a weird fucking thing to say and he sounds like a weirdo. good luck though?

No. 1064616

I'm a bit face blind and have very simple tastes, so whenever nonas post a man and I find him attractive, I have to play the game of "is he pretty or does he just have long/black hair"

No. 1064652

>>1064472
>making jokes about me kidnapping him, tying him up, and that he wants to polish my boots and be my slave
wild.

No. 1064667

>>1064593
no, he's a very gentle scrote. the kind you just want to pick up and cuddle. i want to (non-affectionately) murder most scrotes, but not him.

No. 1064700

I cannot decide if I cannot bond with people at all and I'm something like a psychopath or I just unconsciously don't want to get hurt and that's why I avoid them. I crave hanging out with people, not specific ones, just having fun with any sort of company, but I avoid it and could cut off anyone at any time.
I think about my ex friends all the time but the thought of meeting them makes me more anxious than excited

No. 1064776

>>1064700
I can relate. I flip flop between thinking I'm a monster who can't form bonds because I'm just horrible… and then wondering if I'm maybe just a female autist who escaped detection all these years like alot of femtists do. One of those two options lol

No. 1064817

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When I was a kid, I didn’t want to watch alice in wonderland because I thought it was too Erotic so I was embarrassed as fuck and would always try to watch absolutely anything else.

No. 1064821

>>1064817
is that not a genshin character

No. 1064863

>>1064821
It does look like a Genshin character.

No. 1064887

>>1063750
Sounds like a good place for cow spotting, name of program?

No. 1064932

I like looking pretty/hot and i like turning men's heads when i walk down the street because their slow monkey brains cannot process such hotness, no I'm not a tranny i swear, I'm just too narcissistic.

I specially love when 0/10 men look at me knowing damn well they will never get me, sometimes i like to tease them i could say its my kink to mug them with my very presence, no I'm not nemu i don't like fatties nor gamers

No. 1064938

I love watching rodents and rabbits getting eaten on YouTube by whatever animal. it is so satisfying and calms my nerves. I hate rodents with a passion.

No. 1064960

>>1064938
Damn same, but i watch them because I think is interesting to see how different predators approach and eat prey

No. 1064973

I'm falling out of love just as quickly as I fell in.

No. 1064995

>>1064973
I'm afraid that I'm in the same boat, nonnie.

No. 1064997

I always thought I was straight my entire life but lately I remember seeing a person I follow post a selfie of them and after that I felt weird feelings. I feel super uncomfortable exploring my sexuality and I’m pretty sure I’m mostly attracted to scrotes but WHY ARE WOMEN SO PRETTY

No. 1065011

>>1064997
women are pretty, thinking that doesnt mean that youre gay

No. 1065020

My best friend, her crush and I went to a party on friday and had drinks at her place beforehand because she wanted to introduce us to each other. We got along right off the bat and when he took a toilet break she asked me if I felt like he was flirting with me but I just said "what nonny? I think he's flirting with you" and suddenly her face lit up and she was all happy. I'm a bit socially retarded so idk if she asked me just to see my reaction or if he was really flirting and later at the party he suddenly kissed my head and idk if it was just a drunk scrote thing or what but thankfully she didn't notice it. I don't feel anything for this guy, just to be clear, but I still feel weird about all of this.

No. 1065219

Would we make a new confession thread, or continue this one? sorry for being a dumbfag

No. 1065226

>>1065219
This one. Why would we make a new one? New ones only get made after 1200 posts

No. 1065419

I want to have sex. Right now. I'm not ok with being a perpetual virgin anymore, I don't just feel like an unlovable loser, I want to feel good and to see an actual dick irl.

No. 1065469

>>1065419
Dicks are disgusting and ugly anon. Why would you want to see one let alone be defiled by a moid?

No. 1065472

>>1065469
nta but some of us are straight

No. 1065475

>>1065469
Because I'm straight and horny? What's next, you'll ask me what's the color of the sky or some shit?

No. 1065478

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I love seeing someone complain about their life/mental health and then in the same post they slip up and reveal what a maladjusted autist they are. Serves you right, bitch.

No. 1065482

>>1065478
It's awkward when they're venting to you and you realize the problem is them, but they wouldn't appreciate hearing that. Sometimes I wish I was a blunt and careless person because I hate dishonesty, but God did not make me that way, kek. I hate conflict more.

No. 1065491

>>1065478
Examples?

No. 1065495

>>1065491
nta but probably Romanianon

No. 1065499

>>1065491
>>1065495
Actually what inspired my post was more mild, some anon complaining how lolcow is bad for her and then accusing everyone of being a scrote which is annoying. But it applies in general for online shit.

No. 1065628

I can't stand neck and ear kisses. It used to turn me on, but since my ex learned of it, he would always start to caress and kiss my ears and neck relentlessly as a prelude to him begging and pawing for sex. Now just watching a picture or drawing of someone getting kissed on the neck makes me feel repulsed. All I can think of how someone took one of the most sensitive parts of my body and reduced it to a "give me sex" button.

No. 1065836

>>1065475
What's the color of the sky?

No. 1065837

>>1065499
Based. Overly paranoid people are no fun.

No. 1065928

>>1065478
This has literally been the highlight of my week.
Dumb bitch always complains about OTHER people bringing her down then goes on another woe is me rant

No. 1065938

I started catfishing my ex while LC was having outages because I was bored. I’m ending it tomorrow because I can’t be fucked to talk to him anymore & I don’t want to risk getting caught but I mostly just wanted to waste his time, fuck up his self esteem a bit and see how he twists stories to make himself look better (he tries but he sucks at it, mostly because he sucks and isn’t redeemable at all). I
t’s comforting to know that any sane person wouldn’t give him the time of day, and neither would I in any universe now that I’m not at a vulnerable low point anymore. It’s illuminating. Yes this is a total BPD move & I’m not gonna try to make excuses cause I definitely shouldn’t have wasted my time doing this, but it was kinda worth it, tbh. It just reminded me what a piece of shit he is, plus it kept other women from being bothered by him for a couple days because he always hyperfocuses on one girl at a time to try to lock them down into a gross abusive “dynamic”. Plus I always love fucking with scrotes.

No. 1065940

>>1065472
>>1065475
>tfw straight but still find dicks disgusting and ugly
welp..also i remember the first time i saw a real pic of one i was traumatized for the rest of the day, like i basically reacted as if i saw gore

No. 1065947

>>1065938
This heckled my KEKles.

No. 1065956

>>1065947
Don't say that.

No. 1066003

i almost never floss my teeth. but today i did, and i smelled the stuff that i flossed out, it smelled like literal feces
i’m mortified

No. 1066006

I think markiplier is ugly, mainly face wise. I know this sounds super nitpicky but I can't stand how close his eyes are together, like his whole face looks smushed, that's the only thing that bothers me the most (but I also hate eyes that are too far apart too). That goes for most men in general, they could look normal or conventional in every other way but if I don't like their eyes then it ruins them for me, I'm very autistic about eyes.

No. 1066009

>>1066003
You should do it more often anon, with toothpaste on the floss. Cavities in between the teeth are a very real thing. It only stinks cause the bacteria was disturbed, so keep doing it.

No. 1066022

>>1066009
thank you kind anon

No. 1066110

>>1065940
That's why I added I was horny as well. It's not like seeing a soft dick out of context that's attached to some random ugly guy when I'm not in the mood would do anything to me other that disgust me.

No. 1066111

I usually get horny at night before going to sleep but my mom was sleeping on my bed so masterbated while she slept on the same bed. She doesn’t know but it feels wrong

No. 1066113

>>1066111
Oh honey she knows…

No. 1066180

making a plan to kill myself in 2023. I've wanted to die since I was 11 and now I'm almost 30. It's never going to get better and that's okay.

No. 1066184

>>1066180
I understand where you're coming from, and I don't know you but can't help but worry. Have you exhausted all the other option? Meds, therapy, etc?

No. 1066187

I like to listen to podcasts and I love female hosted podcasts but the ones I listen to as I fall asleep always have to hosted by a man/men. I would pay too much attention if it was a woman. Men's voices and words blend together as I fall asleep but a woman's voice keeps me alert and listening a lot of the time. No attempt at a joke or anything just the truth kek

No. 1066195

>>1066184
Spoiler for angst, I'm sorry for dumping all this here but you asked.
#I tried that in my early 20s. Therapy just gave me a fucked up guilt complex because it was basically "here are some coping skills. if you're not fine now it's your fault because the Coping Skills are evidence based and Always Work". Tried meds for like 4 years and they made me fat and emotionally numb and did not improve my quality of life. I'm a poorfag and I can't afford to go back to school, and I don't qualify for any assistance because I'm technically employed with no kids.

I'm sorry for the negativity it's just genuinely not going to get better. My life is already a shitshow and it's going to keep getting worse with everything going on in the world. I figure I die relatively peacefully by choice or eventually die getting gang raped in a tent city when housing becomes completely unaffordable in my area.
#

No. 1066197

>>1064887
I can finally post again, yay.
I was one of the first members when the FB group was created, and at the time it was free if you got the program. Now it's not free. So I don't think joining it for the sake of cow-spotting is a great idea, unless you need ex advice too. The program is Ex Boyfriend Recovery btw

No. 1066240

>>1066195
I see, and honestly, oftentimes I wish euthanasia on demand was a thing; sometimes life just is too hard and doing it by yourself actually puts you in so much more danger, because what if it doesn't work and then you'll end up incapacitated in some way? I don't want you to die anon, but the way you feel and the situation you're in it's definitely something that must weight on you so much; it's understandable you can't imagine 40+ years of more living just like that.
It makes me angry money really means everything in these cases. From what you're saying, it sounds like your therapist was shit, but then I know that finding an actual good therapist when you don't have money is almost like asking for a miracle. But I wish you'd find it in you to give it at least one more shot before you do anything more irreversible. Maybe other medication would be better. You don't deserve painful life and painful death like that, I don't know how things will be for you going forward but I really really hope you'll encounter something that will make you change your plans.

No. 1066378

>>1066187
im the exact opposite. i like to use ASMR occasionally to fall asleep, but only female ASMRtists. male voices are so annoying and grating, i can’t possibly relax with a man droning on in my ear.

No. 1066562

>>1066240
>euthanasia on demand was a thing
I 100% agree. If we didn't get to choose to be here, at least give us a choice on how we leave. Money is the biggest reason for all my stress. I wish I could just live without worrying about my next meal or rent without having to work a job that i hate. People always say to find a job you love but idk if its depression but i find it hard to love something i am forced to do in order to survive a life i never wanted…

ive been looking at co op houses or whatever and like community living, but its hard to trust people as a woman cause you never know who's gonna just up and kidnap/rape you. idk its just tiring… ive thought this since ive been a kid but my 3 options in life are basically marry rich, go to jail(life), or die young, cause other than that, like why even, ya know.

but i also know im fortunate to be where i am rn, cause there will always be someone who is going through something worse than i am. but at the same time does it invalidate what im feeling?

>>1066180
same here, been on the one forum doing all the research. but theres no easy way out and ive already tried 2 of the methods. dying hurts but death is peaceful, at least thats how i feel. not to mention that i'm not a good person, like period. i was diagnosed with bpd but i honestly think i also have narcissistic personality disorder too, which makes sense cause ive never been able to really love another person and they say that those with npd cant love people like most people do. will i ever be able to actually care about anyone other than myself? why was i wired this way? what made me this way? even if i knew it wouldnt matter cause im fucked either way… im tired of hurting people and yet i feel no guilt sorry for the dump but i guess thats what this thread is for.

No. 1066606

I think I'm ready to accept that I'm too confident in my own intelligence and I have a need to be the "smart" one in a relationship. Previously I thought this was just me being insecure, but I find any sort of ~deep intellectual~ conversation with others to be unfulfilling. I think intellect is something I'd rather pursue on my own, in privacy and freedom. In short, I want a cute himbo who asks me what big word means and has a rich inner life that is free from the bounds of identity politics and pseudo-intellectualism.

No. 1066690

I’m tired of living abroad and just want to go back to my 3rd world shithole. Can’t really say this to anyone because I know all of my friends are gonna judge me since all they dream about is living in a country like the one I am in rn.

No. 1066699

>>1066690
I get you, I’m living in a 3rd world shithole, but living abroad isn’t easy for those from 3rd world shitholes. That’s why it’s so funny when people go
>Geez if you won’t like living in the 3rd world just move to another country
Like, okay then, give me your 1st world passport.

No. 1066705

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I’m supposed to be working but I’m laying in bed with my cat instead

No. 1066713

I resent my brother a little for how he treats our parents. They paid for all his schools, he keeps on living with them without paying for anything and he won't even bother staying 5 minutes over when they're having dinner together. Maybe I'm jelly because I'm in college away and lonely as fuck living on my own, but why won't he hang out with them. I can tell they're sad about it.

No. 1066767

I’m actually afraid of reading about how shitty and obvious is the misogyny and sexism everywhere because I know I will get utterly depressed and then I will probably kill myself due to the simple idea of not being seen as a person because of being born a woman.
I prefer feigning ignorance and living as regularly as possible, I don’t think I would be able to do something to help other women other than just telling any young girls that getting married and having kids isn’t a requirement to have a fulfilling life; or donating to charities and the sorts.
I hope that if for some reason I were to get lots of fuck you money, I can be more vocal and do something truly impactful.

No. 1067209

I would eat my husbandos ass if he wanted

No. 1067240

getting into bullying genuinely improved my life. It's like deranged Olemas larping but having someone to look at and say Ew reminds me everyday to be better and my quality of life is better than it was last year

No. 1067254

>>1067209
I will not ask you to name him, but I'm really curious to know what kind of character he is

No. 1067269

>>1066767
That’s the thing anon, since misogyny is so widespread, there are plenty of people that benefit from what seem like simple platitudes to you. Finding things that you can genuinely enjoy is totally possible and it’s always better to acknowledge reality for your own good, even if you aren’t thinking about it all the time.

No. 1067322

My grandfather passed away recently and I just kinda feel numb about it? I cried about it two times but it was mostly for the people closer to him but I feel bad about not feeling that torn up about it. I have some good memories with him but later in life in seemed we talked less and seeing him deteriorate with illness just made it feel more distant to him. I might just be going through a depressive episode and only feeling the numbness of it

No. 1067585

>>1067209
I would not do this, but my confession is that I'm still jealous of my husbando's romantic interest and i wish I could kill her, sometimes i daydream about it

No. 1067633

>>1067585
Just right a fanfic about that and move on.

No. 1067710

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I've been posted in /snow/ before. I'm pretty sure the thread had like 3 replies and has been deleted, but somebody posted me there with my full name a while ago… when I was 10-15 I was a huge, bored, insecure loser(and also a child) and talked to a bunch of people I met on omegle. Most of them were fine but there were definitely a few (and specifically one) who I can now say were disgusting coomers… I did end up having internet 'boyfriends' and sent them lewd pics (not usually nude but underwear and stuff). Little did I know one guy who I wasn't even sending these to was collecting every single picture of me he could possibly find in a folder… not even just the lewd pics he got from my 'boyfriend', but pics of me with my irl friends, screenshots of me on tinychat, etc. I stopped talking to him because he started to get creepy and tell me about how he had strong desires to rape women when he saw them alone in public. He would tell me that he knew my address and would drive to me if I stopped talking to him. He told me he had nothing to live for anyways so it was no big deal if he went to jail or died. I stopped talking to him and he sent a wellness check to my house which freaked my parents out a lot. Then he sent me a package with xanax in it. Then when I stopped talking to him, even though he messaged me nonstop, he spread an album of me (which was like 10% lewd pics, 90% pics of me just being a person) to my parents, their friends, and my school. When you're 15 this feels like the end of the world. The police came to my house and told me if my parents wanted to do anything they would have to charge ME first with CP. My mom screamed at me and called me a whore even though I was a virgin. This resulted in a lot of sexual harassment from my schoolmates who saw the pics and my parents being really disgusted by me. I stopped doing that shit immediately, it seriously was a wake-up call. I don't blame myself anymore as much as I used to because I understand that I was lonely and insecure, I had no other way of making connections than talking to disgusting older men online. It does make me sad though to remember the girl I used to be. I have improved myself a lot and no longer feel so inadequate to have to pander to moids online. I have a lot of genuine friendships and I feel like I have emotionally matured a lot. I have a boyfriend who I have explained this to (vaguely) and he has been nothing but loving and accepting. It does feel like a dirty secret that I will always carry with me, though. I do wonder who posted me on snow, although it doesnt really matter.

No. 1067725

I want to talk to this "friend" who is now basically exiled from my friend group because he thinks I don't know what emotionally abusive shit he's done and I only want to hear his side of the drama because I looooooove gossip and want to have shit to shit talk with about my friends. I was ignoring his messages because I just think he's annoying and was tired of playing therapist for him, but I found out a bunch of shit from my best friend and everyone in our friend circle wants nothing to do with him. I'm not that close with a lot of people in that group besides my best friend but it still feels skeevy to talk to him for the sake of my own entertainment. Still want to do it though. Probably not gonna.

No. 1067740

>>1067710
i hope you got revenge on that dude nonnie.

No. 1067753

>>1067710
Your story is so similar to many girls who struggled with irl friendships and ended up falling into traps of disgusting men. You're not a whore and the people that blamed you or mocked you were projecting, especially your parents since it's literally their fault their underage daughter was endangering herself because of their lack of attention. The person who posted you was probably one of those men or someone from 4chan,a man. Only failed incel men do stuff like this and actually try to blame underage girls for falling victim to disgusting predators. You shouldn't even think about that person, he's miserable and will die so while you have a bright life ahead.

No. 1067755

first confession, i have never taken a photo of myself. the only photos of me are taken by others during my childhood and long before social media was a thing. there are no highschool, adult, selfie, group, etc. pics, the closest you'll get is probably an ID card. if i ever saw any of the already existing pics online (or if any future ones happened, especially without permission) i would get surgery, change my name, and ask to take it down or kms.

second confession, nobody in my family (including myself) has friends or invites anyone over. I think we all have some kind of autist gene tbh.

No. 1067821

>>1067755
is there a reason or were you just born lacking an ego?

No. 1067852

When I was a kid, like pre-puberty, I was checking out my funny bits like kids do and my mom walked in on me and told me it stank really bad and I should wash it more thoroughly.

No. 1067874

chris brown is a terrible man, but i love his r&b songs

No. 1067876

>>1067852
God that's so terrible anon, I can't even laugh. The second-hand humiliation is real. Do you think she just said that to shame you into not doing it again?

No. 1067877

>>1067852
I'm sorry anon but I laughed so hard at this. Your mother is such a petty mean girl, she needs help.
>>1067755
You're not alone in the picture situation. I hate taking pictures myself but am fine when people take them without telling me since I just hate posing and some of my closest friends share the same sentiment. Not having friends ever is a bit weird though.

No. 1067922

A christian soccer mom once banned me from wholesome home cooking recipe blog for calling her son hot

No. 1067924

I wish I could've been one of the good christian girls I grew up with (biblebelt community). I never wanted to be them, going to church twice a sunday, wearing skirts every day, believing in a male god, marrying young and getting kids in their early twenties. But they're the ones who're happy and satisfied and who've got financially secure lives and who were able to buy property before the prices skyrocketed into oblivion because they married young thus double income. I wish I could've been satisfied with a simple life raising a kid at home, maybe a part-time job and going to church on sunday and just bielieve god is good and actually exists or something. Seems like an easier existence.

No. 1067936

>>1067924
You… Want to be brain-dead? Also don't forget those types pop pills and contain all their stress and exhaustion inside. They may look happy but they usually aren't, unless they're super female socialized and have been trained very well to serve.

No. 1068007

>>1067924
One of my professors used to be like that until she realized it was fucked up and went a little crazy in her 30's-40's trying to make up for lost time. Many of them are not truly happy, they've just never known anything else.

No. 1068185

I know i’m a horrible person for even off handedly thinking this but if china attacks taiwan, it will give me an excuse to message the cute taiwanese guy from high school

No. 1068204

>>1067924
Yeah, it's generally a more happy existence than being a bitter fuck who browses the internet angrily all day and thinks being super cynical is truthpilled.

No. 1068224

>>1067924
>>1068204
Nonnies, there is a middle ground between these two extremes. You can be happy and fulfilled while following your own path if the traditional Christian, SAHM path isn’t for you. You can still believe in good things even if it’s not that god specifically.

No. 1068266

Boys!
Sometimes a girl just needs one
(You know I need you)
Boys!
To love her and to hold
(I just want you to touch me)
Boys!
And when a girl is with one
(Mm mm)
Boys!
Then she's in control

I'm so touch starved ladies.

No. 1068305

Why does the boys song sound like something an incel would sing to advertise himself? Kek

No. 1068390

I can't stop watching these 5 clips of crows removing ticks from wallabies in an Australian nature reserve. I have gone down a rabbit hole and have been watching bot fly larvae being removed from kittens noses. my recommended videos on youtube are all related gross but satisfying things

No. 1068402

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if there ends up being a threat of wwiii and the u.s joins i am officially giving up on life, i am going to find jim and he is gonna fuck me

i have had an awful life LET ME HAVE SOMETHING BEFORE WE ALL DIE HORRIBLY. this is my last and final want in these trying dying times. if everything goes to shit I JUST WANT ONE THING! ONE THING! now I sound like the anon who shan't be named with the allcaps, please forgive me

No. 1068411

>>1068390
I was recommended the same videos too wtf. Seems like we aren't the only ones interested in this they have millions of views

No. 1068413

I feel like shit. I shoved my puppy today. He bit my hand hard, and I instinctively shoved him away, causing him to hit a wall and let out a yelp. It happened before I could even think about it and now I feel horribly guilty. He is just a baby. He ran straight back to me and licked my face a lot, and he doesn't seem affected or scared of me waving my hand, but I still feel like a shitty person.

No. 1068416

>>1068390
Botfly and mangoworm videos used to be so entertaining to me.

No. 1068417

>>1068411
anon kek those are the videos I was talking about. The first ones were from like 2019 but the comment sections still active. i have watched each of the videos at least 3 times

No. 1068424

>>1068390
ANON WTF after I scrolled down on the search there appeared to be videos of people COVERED in ticks and compilations of 'satisfying' tick removals from peoples faces, hands, feet wtf I hope these are fake because there is no way in hell you would realistically be covered in this many ticks I feel like I just rolled down a rabbit hole I did not want to see wtf wtf wtf

No. 1068430

>>1068413
Idk I’m not a dogfag but it sounds like you just surprised him rather than hurting him. I wouldn’t beat yourself up over it.

No. 1068472

>>1068413
It's okay, he has to learn that he cannot bite you that hard. He will soon forgive and forget. Give him lots of kisses, and good luck with him!

I have been mean to my dog out of frustration before and I feel guilty after and still feel guilty to this day about the things I've done, but other anons have assured me too, dogs live in the moment and don't hold grudges. My dog doesn't even remember when she's already been fed dinner for the night kek. We try our best but we are only human and it was only instinctive that you shoved him after he bit hard. If he was playing with an older adult dog, they might've done something similar to get him to knock it off and teach him he can't bite that hard.

No. 1068490

I've always laughed at ASMR, but today I had a headache, neck pain and felt sad and anxious in general. I went and found an ASMR video where a woman was gently whispering about wanting to make the pain go away while using a pair of giant makeup brushes against the microphone, and I fucking teared up because I felt so relaxed and cared for and the pain subsided.

No. 1068713

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>>1068490
damn anon, good for you! i hope you're still feeling better. don't be too ashamed of it or anything, there's a reason why so many people turn to it to relax. for me, i can't listen to whispering ones but i love clay cracking videos with no commentary. melamine/sponge slime asmr too, i'm not sure why but it just really relaxes me. my confession is that i've spent way too much time watching/listening to slime asmr kek. the neatly produced makeup destruction ones are weirdly satisfying too

No. 1068727

>>1068490
>>1068713
ASMR always has the opposite effect on me for some reason, just makes me irrationally angry. It's like the equivalent of hearing chewing noises.

No. 1068863

>>1068490
I wish we had an asmr thread but i feel people would shit on it and i cant take that kind of criticism

No. 1068925

If my mother ever gets PTSD, I hope people treat her the way treats me. I don't care if it sounds mean. She's a huge pickme bitch who never admits when she's wrong. She's also extremely dismissive of me (if I was male, she'd listen to every word). She deserves to have her own nastiness flung back at her.

No. 1068944

>>1067710
We have had almost the same exact experience. That makes me incredibly sad.

No. 1068947

>>1068863
I think we used to have one somewhere. I could start another one when /m/ opens back up maybe.

No. 1068966

This will be gross, but I have to take this off my chest I haven’t been feeling good, so I decided to shave after basically a few months of not shaving at all, I was also sick during those days and nobody lets me take a shower when I get the flu because I develop pneumonias quite easily so After almost a week of not showering I decided to badly shave everything, because I used to be addicted to shaving my legs, armpits and vulva to the point of fucking up my skin, I ended up doing this thing of shaving badly, I feel like I’m shaving, but I don’t shave everything obsessively So before taking a shower, I started shaving my vulva, and around the labia there was like this weird white discharge for a brief moment I thought “haha, this is kind of hot” But I ended up shaving a lot of my pubes anyways and showering so I could finish removing most of the hair.

No. 1069008

>>1067710
This is so fucked up, it always pisses me off when police threaten a CHILD with CP charges because some gross fuck scrote in his 20s-70s threatens to kill, rape, beat actual kid-teens by having their info. Of course a child is going to be scared shitless for themselves and family. Fuck him anon, I'm very glad you made it out alive and I hope your life only goes upward.

No. 1069121

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OKAY so i'm a fairly gnc woman (short hair, grunge fashion style, i have never worn makeup, i get mistaken for a man all the time until i open my mouth, i'm 5'9" on top of that) and i honestly have a thing for feminine men. like really feminine men. femboys, y'know.

i hate that i do though because 99% of them are crazy. it's like they either hate women and are wanting to "become the gf" without transitioning, or they're of the "striped thigh-highs cat ears uwu all i know of being feminine comes from porn and weebshit astolfo memes" variety. the 1% are homosexual.

it's a common case of playing stupid games and winning stupid prizes but i can't help it.

i feel like it's ruining parts of my life though because i got an odd look at my d&d table the other night. the dm basically had an npc know my character was a guy on sight and i kind of mentioned that that wasn't possible since he was so feminine and he looked at me with a lifted brow.

i didn't get how it could possibly be confusing (or bad roleplaying as i was told later?) when he himself thought i was a man when we first met, in real life. anyway it feels good to get all this stupid shit off my chest.

No. 1069143

>>1069121
You're walking a dangerous line in this day and age anon, always the threat of trooning out. The only femboys I've seen unlikely to troon are non-women hating gay guys.

No. 1069162

I like the way my hand smells after I masturbate.

No. 1069177

I've been working from home the last week or so and I haven't done any work. Everything I handed in and showed my boss were shit that I did in office during office hours. I've just been napping.

No. 1069271

>>1069177
relatable, I went back to the office recently after over a year of home office work but I remember when I started working from home it legitmately took me weeks to adjust, in the beginning I was just like you anon, procrastinating and sleeping all day. You can get used to it too in time though

No. 1069378

I'm an ex almost fakeboi and I have therapy notes on file saying I experienced gender dysphoria. I have no plans to transition but want plastic surgery so I am highly considering playing the system and claiming to be enby so I can have health insurance cover whatever surgery I want. Partly because I want to prove how easy it is for anyone to get in on this system, and partly because fuck it free surgery. I have health issues that make me not want to risk taking HRT too so hopefully they'd honor that and I can just screech if they question me.

No. 1069400

>>1068966
so wheres the gross part

No. 1069404

>>1069400
Mostly the fact that I didn’t shower for almost a whole week.

No. 1069565

Sometimes when life gets really stressful I retreat into tradwife content, like watch a Mrs Midwest vlog or something. I could never actually be a tradwife, I can’t make it through the videos without them saying or doing something that makes me sperge about what a pick-me they are, I don’t ever want children, and in real life I can’t stand listening to scrotes talk for longer than 2 seconds.

I think I do it in a strange attempt at escapism. Like I want permission to take a break from my masculine job and hobbies to relax and do my feminine ones (and live the lie that those things are “just as valuable”) as well as feeling down and wanting to fantasize that it is possible for a man to genuinely love a woman and not be worthless lying degenerates.

No. 1069636

>>1069378
Not saying this in a mean way but the near-transition, the desire for plastic surgery and now the plan to use dysphoria to scam free surgery all screams of bpd or something simialr that'd cause identity disturbance and impulsiveness. You could get that surgery and then go on to regret it anyway.

Probably depends on country but where I am I know someone with an underlying PD who had a hard time accessing gendery shit because she presented herself with gender dysphoria and then flip flopped for years. They noticed the large time gap between her originally seeking treatment for it and then going missing again. This set off alarms so they wanted her to jump through alot of hoops in terms of therapy first. She gave up as soon as they made it hard to access. I think she's at a point now where she's grateful for the barriers they had in place to catch cases like hers.

No. 1069831

>>1052830
One of my favorite youtubers name dropped bread tube in her latest video and i’m basically preparing myself for disappointment.
Good things can’t last forever

No. 1070073

I feel like such a cunt for feeling this way but my friend is constantly updating me on men who are trying to pursue her and I can’t stand it. It’s like every week she has another male friend confessing his love for her. Idk, she’s cute and actually social compared to me, so it makes sense she’d get attention, but I can’t help but feel jealous. I would rather not feel this way lol but here I am. I hate existing in the world but I also hate how little I exist that I don’t even register on anyone’s radar. It’s like I have no desire to actually put myself out there but I also am envious of people actually being social and receiving that validation. Lame lame lame bleh

No. 1070091

Desperately want to suck my boss off.

No. 1070097

>>1070091
The fellatio propagandist is back huh.

No. 1070117

I draw anthropomorphic animals and it bothers me so much when I share my art that the first question I get is “are you a furry?” I’m not, I just like comics and animals! I rarely show people my art, so it’s disappointing that’s the comment I get most if I do. I don’t even post art online yet I still can’t escape the furry questions. I draw for my own happiness so the easy solution is to stop showing people. It just bums me out for some reason that people look at my comics, don’t read them, and instead immediately just want to know if that’s a fursona or some shit. I’d rather them say my line work or writing sucks ass, at least that’s useful feedback for me. Sometimes I wish I was a furry just so it wouldn’t bother me, as unfortunately cursed as that is to say.

No. 1070182

>>1070091
That's not how you're going to get a raise but good luck to you either way.

No. 1070193

>>1070097
More like the boss is physically attractive and mentally functional. That occasionally happens. I wonder if anon works at a university.

No. 1070421

>>1067922
B b b b b baaased

No. 1071687

>>1054339
It’s not that hard. I’ve larped as black online for a giggle (not a hateful giggle), just accuse your accusers of being racist yt ppl kek

No. 1072181

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No. 1072331

Recently, my mother and me went through my recently deceased father's stuff and we found a bunch of Nazi paraphernalia. We destroyed almost all evidence. We cut the flags, shredded the flyers. Planning on melting the pins.

No. 1072334

>>1072331
Doesn’t necessarily mean your dad was a nazi. My dad has a bunch of nazi things that his dad brought home from WWII as war trophies. Then after the Germans surrendered grandpa was sent to Japan so he’s got imperial Japanese things as trophies too.

No. 1072337

>>1072331
You could have sold those to history nerds for mega bucks, but at least you feel like you're doing something

No. 1072346

>>1072334
it does, i remember this anon and she said she found flyers and that he went on stormfront, iirc. i think she also mentioned he wasn't even completely white (puerto rican or something?)

am i dreaming this shit or am i right, anon? >>1072331

No. 1072353

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>>1072331
Sorry anon that reminds me of this

Kind of a similar thing with my grandma, though not deceased, has a lot of questionable racial items in her house. I don't know if she views them as such but I def don't want to be the one to inherit it kek

No. 1072412

Whenever my boyfriend falls asleep, I'll masturbate. Never wakes him up, even if he's practically sleeping on top of me or if my vibrator sounds like an impact drill. Very grateful, but I know one day he'll wake up. Seven year streak though of not getting caught

No. 1072414

Fashion threads make me depressed because I have zero ability to keep up, every time I buy something I just regret it. Kinda have body dysmorphia which worsens it. I limit my selection so nothing I wear is in trend.

No. 1072465

I have a years-old scab inside my nose that I constantly pick and have never left alone to heal completely. It’s just too satisfying to remove it and I hate how it feels in my nose since it impacts my breathing.

No. 1072471

>>1072412
Never did it while my guy was there but I used to get my vibrator out as soon as my ex left for work in the morning. I had a window of time to get it done before I had to then get up myself. That was a depressing time. I told myself it was fine and it really wasn't.

No. 1072634

Every time I listen to this album I imagine having a boyfriend and slow dancing with him to the songs, it's the only reason I feel bad about not having a boyfriend

No. 1072727

>>1072471
Why was masturbating "not fine"?

No. 1072733

>>1072634
This is such an unique choice for a slow dance, fingers crossed you find a boyfriend to do it with anon

No. 1072752

>>1072733
Thanks, I know it's a bit weird but it just makes me want to sway in someone's arms when I hear it, but I'm afraid if I could find a guy who likes this music too he would think dancing is lame and he is too brootal to dance

No. 1072814

I hate most americans despite being american myself.

No. 1072824

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I can’t wait until I’m 21. I’m going to cause myself to get liver disease by the amount of alcohol I’m gonna be drinking because this world is a steaming pile of boring drivel and no one is gonna stop me because no one cares me. Get ready to legalize drinking and driving for me bitches

No. 1072845

>>1072824
I was with you up until the drinking and driving. That's not even funny to joke about

No. 1072853

>>1072845
Oh, but it is

No. 1072938

>>1072824
Raised by alcoholics and can speak from experience, you're gonna hate yourself, get a beer gut, and repel anyone worth befriending. The only people that dates an alcoholic are people with on par or worse addictions. Bloated bodies and decayed minds.
If you just wanna destroy your body, why dont you choose a route that only affects you? One day you could hit a family or a dog, or some innocent person minding their own business.

No. 1072942

>>1072824
my mom died from alcoholism. that shit isnt a joke. Neither is drinking and driving. Kill yourself now and do no one else harm

No. 1072944

>>1072824
I hope you die after your first drink

No. 1072963

>>1072938
>some innocent person minding their own business

I would never hit animals only people because they likely deserve it
>>1072942
based mom, that is what a true woman should be striving for
>>1072944
why anon lol(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE)

No. 1072988

>>1072942
>Kill yourself now and do no one else harm
People like her are selfish, they don't care about harming innocent people. They don't have depression or whatever, they're just psychopaths.

No. 1072990

>>1072988
No one is innocent in this world tbh only children lmao

No. 1073000

>>1072824
>muh world sucks uwu
>muh i want to die young xD
I hate doomers like you, because they spend their lives being miserable and trying to bring other people down with their retarded takes and actions, but they’re too chickenshit to kill themselves without harming others.

No. 1073002

>>1072990
And do you realize you can kill children from drunk driving? Stop trying to make everyone else miserable.

No. 1073032

>>1072824
when my grandpa became an alcoholic, he slowly transformed from an intelligent, hard-working man and good husband into a violent, homeless drunkard who would regularly attempt to murder my mom and grandma. he eventually got deported back to his home country, a third world shithole. it took decades for him, my mom, and my grandma to reconcile. alcoholism turns people into monsters. there’s nothing wrong with getting hammered on your 21st birthday, but don’t destroy your life by becoming an alcoholic, dumbass

No. 1073081

>>1072963
Based mods taking the alcoholic trash out.

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>>1073000
>>1073002
straight vibin’

No. 1073113

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I bullied a grown man off a forum accidentally, he's still online often but never posts anymore and it's so funny to me

>>1072824
Nonna please do not do this. Addiction isn't as cool or fun as it looks. Even if it's something that's (somewhat) socially acceptable like alcoholism. You'll spiral and your life will become worse and worse, you'll have cravings for a long time if you do decide to quit. Try to change your life for the better before you change it for the worse, you might end up killing an innocent person because you were drunk driving (and since you're only concerned with yourself, you'll spend the rest of your life in a gross prison cell for it)

No. 1073239

I mean it's kinda endearing buut my boyfriend steals a lot of my personality when he talks to knew people i guess to seem more interesting? Incoming trooning out 3…2..1.

No. 1073247

>>1073239
similar experience, my ex used to take my jokes and post it in his group chats, like several times a week, they loved it

yet they all thought "women arent funny"

No. 1073257

>>1072465
Wtf same. This area never heals. I have a small cut on the edge of my right nostril and it reopens and scabs over in the winter. I don't pick it though cuz it hurts like hell. Hate it.

No. 1073536

It's a confession only because I don't know anyone irl who can relate to this, but sometimes I fantasize about what my life would have been like if I wasn't born with that one disorder I grew up with. Thanks to modern medicine I'm cured (sort of) but it did shape me during my formative years and my medical treatment only helped with the biggest issue. Nowadays I'm randomly learning things about that explains a lot, like how this disorder didn't just make way shorter than my peers and way more tired than average, it also contributed to my memory loss issues that fucked me up in school and it could have contributed to making me an anxious, agoraphobic mess as a child/teen because of hormone imbalance. How the fuck was I expected to socialize with kids my age when I physically couldn't even remember their faces and names despite seeing them everyday for years? I legit thought that was normal.

Last year I went to the gynecologist to check why I had worse cramps than usual during my periods and when I told her I take vitamin D supplements every winter she told me that was obvious given my disorder. Except I had no idea that was why I was prescribed these supplements in the first place. I thought it was "just" because I'm easily tired. It's super weird, I wish I knew someone in the exact same situation.

No. 1073671

>>1073536
What disorder anon, if you don't mind me asking?

No. 1073673

>>1072727
My point was that he never finished me off. That's what wasn't OK.

No. 1073690

>>1073671
Growth hormone deficiency according to google translate. It wasn't too bad in a way because I only needed growth hormone injections due to my pituitary gland not working correctly, and not other treatments on top of that but if not for that I would have looked like the couple from the Freaks movie.

No. 1073770

I actually thought early Tumblr culture was cool af. So many girls used it to express themselves, and it didn’t have the same pressure to be falsely positive/PC. It was like the stepping stone between LJ/Xanga and IG. I miss it fairly often.

No. 1073779

>>1073770
I miss it too, and I regret being too shy to make more friends on tumblr back then. Instead the friends I made became SJWs later.

No. 1073785

>>1073770
Early tumblr was the best time I had in any space online ever; I remember - at least in my circles - it was very "unapologetically feminine", for the lack of better term; when I was younger I was ashamed of being a girl and I legitimately think other women on tumblr made me see the internalized misogyny and stop being an NLOG. It was nice.

No. 1073868

I recently realised that I, a woman, am a mild misogynist.

It's not that I wish women harm. When I see that women are in unsafe conditions, being treated unfairly, I am very unhappy. It's not like m*le level misogyny, the dehumanising kind. It's that I think to myself 'don't act like a silly, soft woman', it's that I sometimes believe are more likely to gossip and start drama, it's that sometimes I think women do dumb stuff like date men and revolve their lives around them, instead of me, and I'm seething into my fedora as I speak

I think this comes from mommy issues (she was a crazy bitch in my earlier years) and being bullied by girls in school because I was a retard, a gay retard at that. I also remember being angry at women for liking men, because, try as I might, I was never found men attractive. It made me feel like they were in some sort of male enjoying club that I couldn't understand, and I was secretly seething. And there are indeed women in my family who blow things out of proportion, who like to make narratives and gossip.

But the thing is, men do shit stuff too. And it would have been a pity to judge girls so soon, as if I am not one. I would have missed out on knowing the girls with bravery, integrity and humour, like my sister, or intelligent, hard working girls like my friend. The fact that sisterhood is one of the most precious bonds there is. So yes, it's embarrassing that I was a misogynist, but I'm happy that I've recognised where it came from, and that, from now on, I will be more understanding and open minded towards my own gender. I've finally become more social too, and love getting to know and understand my fellow woman. We really are each other's strongest allies.

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>>1073868
> that I, a woman

No. 1074483

I use ketchup as salad dressing.

No. 1074493

>>1074483
ew anon, gross

No. 1074502

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>>1073868
ily anon, I understand many of these feelings

No. 1074557

Everything about reproduction and the human body deeply disturbs and disgusts me, even just seeing diagrams. When I was younger I threw up in different classes multiple times from seeing said diagrams. It took a long time to learn how my own body works because of this. I probably would faint if I ever saw a birth video. In an ideal world there would be other methods of creating life, or we could do it the way fish do: dump some eggs on the ground and wait for someone to coom on it. But sometimes I want to get rid of genitals and parts related to it as a whole, they cause nothing but suffering. Then we could reproduce by holding hands (in a very specific manner so there's no accidents), that's much nicer.

No. 1074562

i kinda like someone but i dont even know if that person has an so and im too afraid to ask im pushing 30 and i still struggle with this shit please end me

No. 1074583

>>1074557
We should reproduce like slugs, they basically hug each other and both become pregnant. It would double the offspring and half the burden of one body

No. 1074767

>>1074583
They stab eachother with a fertilizing spear and the loser is the one who has to carry the most fertilized eggs. Pretty brutal actually

No. 1074962

>>1074557
In middle school we were shown a video of an actual woman who was giving birth and it was very detailed and graphic. It probably would have traumatized you, even I was disgusted. It seemed weird to me that the woman was fully prepared for the cameras and was completely naked.

No. 1075080

>>1074502
ily2! I'm glad I'm not the only weirdo who felt like this kek ♥

No. 1075291

i have no idea who 2x-tan is but the male counterpart the nonnies keep drawing on the doodle room makes me go apeshit. fucking bull man and his sexy fucking horns ree

No. 1075402

>>1073770
There was a really, really comprehensive article about tumblr culture, I loved reading it, wish O had it bookmarked somewhere but I lost it. I think there should've been more deep-dives into tumblr stuff, like there has been with, say, 4chan.

No. 1075505

Going to therapy opened my eyes to the fact after being a victim in my younger years I've turned into an abuser now. I didn't think I'm a good person of course, that's why I went to therapy, but realizing how much of my past hurt served as an excuse to my awful actions is genuinely terrifying. I want to be a better person and I wish I could make it up to people I hurt but I don't know if I ever can.

No. 1075547

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My confession is I hate men with every fibre of my being.

No. 1075624

I want to tickle my pickle/flick the bean to Viktor from Arcane.

No. 1075633

I honestly think of my car as a pet. It’s getting worse and worse. He has a name and everything. In fact I talk more to him than my college acquaintances.

No. 1075639

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>>1075633
My car is "dyno blue" (that's what it says on the registration kek) and I call her Ramona Flowers

No. 1075641

>>1075633
When I had to get rid of my first car I tried to find a diecast toy with the same model

No. 1075643

>>1075633
I miss my old car. I traded up, but I think my old car just looked cooler. I hate my red car. I miss my grey car.

No. 1075682

I have not had sex since the summer of 2020. God help me because most men look hot to me. Except the two men I rejected. I don't go out drinking and the men in my work, in the streets and nature and shops are not propositioning me, how can a lady get laid omg

No. 1075687

>>1075682
And I am not using apps
I've waited long enough I'm holding out for some man to make the effort and advance in person. I demand satisfaction.

No. 1075709

>>1075682
Summer of 2018 for me.. my next lay needs to be phenomenal after this long wait. I'll be pissed if it's anything less. I'd wait another 3 years rather than have a letdown.

No. 1075722

>>1075682
>>1075709
Careful nonnies, I didn't have penetrative sex (or penetrative anything really) for three years and somehow got vaginismus for months when I went back to being sexually active. Very strange and it ruined my grand exit from celibacy.

No. 1075851

>>1075722
I had that once with an ex but it was a mental thing. As long as I'm genuinely aroused it won't happen. There are a few men that have been eye fucking me at work and I'm ready lol. Although maybe work place relations is not a good idea. Yet I'm also nervous that's why I don't want to use apps. I want to get to know each other in person and build to it. People make out single woman have so many options but literally unless I do majority of the legwork men do not take initiative. I imagine it would be very different at a club or with booze involved but I don't want that.

No. 1075977

>>1075722
I mean I have a dildo. I imagine I wouldn't be at my current 3 1/2 years without one..

No. 1076133

I get really annoyed when people ask stuff that can easily be searched up. I'll still answer because I'm not that big of an asshole but sometimes it's just like, ffs google it.

No. 1076190

>>1076133
Sometimes I'll ask a womens health question that I could just as easily google. I'm usually hoping to hear personal experiences though.

Also, psst.. are you talking about plantain anon?

No. 1076213

>>1076190
That's understandable, I understand if it's a health question since it's so different for everyone and not always by the book.
>Also, psst.. are you talking about plantain anon?
I'm talking about anybody.

No. 1076389

I think I fell for another loser, when will this hell cycle end

No. 1076430

Long one. Years ago an ex got extra drunk and told me that he regretted having his son. His son was nearly a teenager already. He'd been a planned child in a once happy relationship but he shared custody now that they'd split. 80/20. He only had him a few days of the month and he paid the bare mimumum that the courts said he had to pay. He was already a dad-lite and up until that point I genuinely thought that while he had some bitterness about the break up.. he enjoyed this really easy version of parenthood and loved the son. All the pros and none of the hard work. The mom was the one who did all the harder parts and he just had fun visits with very little responsibility or expectation to look after alot of his needs. I'm not usually a kid person but I shared some interests with him seeing as he wasn't super young. Our days out were fun. He was half grown and chill company. At other times he'd mess around and bring your inner child out with his silliness. How could you resent him? How could you hold onto those thoughts for so many years without it being dampened by your love for him? He was a perfectly lovable kid who I still think about. I feel loss at not knowing how he's doing today. How does a father fantasize about having a time machine to take it back? You're not a poor struggling single parent in despair. He's not a newborn depriving you of sleep til you lose your mind. There's no great demand on you. So how do you reach that point?

He said he regretted it because of money first and then time second. He didn't want the expense and he resented 'all the wasted weekends' where he could be doing things he wants. He had no real hobbies so I don't know what he meant by that. If he could go back he absolutely would. He feels like he has to save face by playing happy dad and pretending to his own parents that he loves him. I was gobsmacked. I knew he was drunk but still. I didn't think he'd lose all memory of the conversation though. Apparently he did… part of me questions that. He snapped at me the one time I ever alluded to it. I spent the rest of our time together pretending it never happened. I spent weekends with this kid who thought so highly of his dad and it was consuming. It ate away at me that it was an act and he had gone into great detail about that. This was a long ass conversation. Not a single line that slipped out.

I never thought I'd date someone with a kid, I really never thought I'd be the one to hear a parent confess that. I don't know how to feel about it. He went on to move in with a new gf who has several much younger kids of her own that he has essentially taken on?? The last time I saw them the son was upset at the prospect of moving in with a new family so the dad threatened to cut him off.. he didn't even give him any time to process it or show any understanding of the upheaval he puts this kid through with him moving so fast with new partners. I feel ashamed for ever being connected to such a shitshow of selfish adults no doubt damaging a child. I was one of probably many that'll come and go and be thrust upon this kids life. I'd like to think I was an okay presence but overall I was also so temporary. I remember wanting to leave much sooner and it weighing on me that I didn't want to be another adult who just comes and goes from his life. I stayed and then dad had an affair and uprooted his life anyway.

No. 1076434

I love the feeling of having a stupid crush aaaaaahhhhHhhh!! I love the feeling of idealising someone and romanticising every little thing about them but never going out of my way to pursue anything. I love the feeling of appreciating so much about a person even though they'll never know I feel this way about them. I love the feeling of being attracted to someone even though nothing will happen. I always move on kinda naturally. It might be a bit creepy but I never go out of my way to stalk them or anything. I like the slight sadness that comes with knowing there won't be any romance between us and that they're actually very flawed people and probably not compatible with me. I like all of it. Aaahh…

No. 1076441

>>1076434
why aren't you pursuing? when I feel like this, I want to own their body and devour their soul

No. 1076458

>>1076441
It's mostly that I don't actually want a relationship. I'm content alone and being with someone would be way too much baggage for me at this point. It's a very strange in-between area where I've found happiness, though I would like to be in a relationship once I've sorted my life out better

No. 1076466

>>1076434
I relate but I also kind of flip flop between what you described here and then actually pining for it to become a thing.

I met a guy almost a year ago and I've gone through cycles of just enjoying the ride of being high on those lovey dovey chemicals and then crashing again because a tiny part of me wants him for real. Realistically he's a mess though. A hot hot mess. Look but dont touch lol

No. 1076476

>>1076430
Poor boy. At least he has his mother, but two loving parents are always better than one of course. I wish the best for him and hope he can grow up healthy and happy despite his father.

No. 1076503

>>1076430
I've also had my fathers admit he never wanted to have me. Men shouldn't parent, a lot of men think like this and even if they don't say it, it just shows. Once they don't get sex out of the relationship, they hate the children too. That's why he's fine with taking care of his gfs kids, because their mother is fucking him.

No. 1076564

this is my deepest darkest secret. i haven’t even told this to my family or closest friends. i thought australia was a country in europe until i was like thirteen, possibly fourteen.

No. 1076571

i masturbate to random scrotes i know irl. i don't even think they are hot and i wouldn't fuck them. i love sexualizing them for my own enjoyment and then see them in person the next day, being so unaware. huhu, so much fun.

No. 1076577

>>1076564
Ah yes, the good ol' Austria/Australia mistake.

No. 1076580

>>1076577
Nta, is that actually a common mistake?

No. 1076587

>>1076577
i wish that were the case. i was aware of austria, i knew there are seven continents, yet i still thought australia was part of europe. it feels good to get this off my chest, was planning on taking this one to the grave.

No. 1076589

>>1076564
i wish this was my darkest secret

No. 1076600

>>1076589
wellll if i’m being honest, i have some darker secrets than that one. but i have confessed them to a priest and received forgiveness from jesus christ, amen.

No. 1076603

I think a guy is hotter if he has long hair. Almost any guy, as long as he's decent looking, physically improves as soon as his hair is grown long and healthy. Secondly, I'm very attracted to clean shaven faces and the only facial hair I can stand is a tasteful mustache or a very fashionable beard.

No. 1076609

>>1076603
idky you felt the need to confess perfectly accurate facts, you are correct on all counts

No. 1076617

>>1076603
I agree

No. 1076661

>>1076564
In a post lately I mentioned paying for my food and it costing x amount of euros. I quickly got a response asking me why I bought such a crappy lunch when food in europe is amazing… yeah like which country? Nothing about food in my country is worth bragging about. I dont know what country people think all of europe is like

I think enough of us have blindspots in geography in fairness. Worlds too damn big

No. 1076788

I want to post in the fetishes you're ashamed of thread but I never will because I know moids read it

No. 1076803

I posted a screenshot of an ugly troon's tweet on the MTF thread yesterday, today some detective nonner dug thru his feed and found he frequently took lewds in the company bathroom that he was HR of, she cowtipped, and he was fired today

Tbh no regrets

No. 1076808

>>1076803
Unironically the hero we need.

No. 1076825

I want a cute country boy to touch my thighs and kiss me on my neck.

No. 1076826

>>1076430
not to sound like a moid but many mothers regret parenthood, even when it's planned and they believed up until child birth that it's what they wanted. I know the pressure to be a mother vastly outweighs the pressure men have to be a father, but reading what you've written about this ex is something I see pop up when some women talk about regretting their kids.
The feeling is more common than you might think, and tbh it's sad it's such a taboo thing to admit. We're allowed to regret any number of big life changes, marriage included, but when it comes to admitting that you wish you didn't have your kid suddenly other "happy" parents will rush to the conversation with "oh but I looooove my kid!! they're the best thing that ever happened to meee!!!" when that just isn't everyone's experience.

No. 1076830


No. 1076850

I’m severely depressed and I dont know whats wrong with me. I am very confused and scared all the time. I am never physically comfortable, and I am constantly in pain. I am angry most of the time, and have almost entirely negative thoughts. I have never created anything original in my life and this deeply disturbs me. Everything i have done, I copied from something else. I have never once had an original idea. Everything ive done has been in imitation. I tried to learn different creative things, but quit shortly after beginning. I have zero self discipline. I quit smoking cigarettes and its the only thing i feel that i have to be proud of. I have nothing to live for except my dog. I hate other people, and have almost entirely negative thoughts about them. I am mean and cruel and stupid. I dont understand how things work and this frustrates and enrages me. I have never learned how to drive a car and it upsets me that I’m still too scared to do it. I believe that I cant learn things, and still dont know how to make anything “perfect” because i fuck it up every time i do it. I have made lemon cake at least a dozen times and it NEVER turns out how it should. Ever. I know I am doing something wrong, but i am too stupid to know what it is. Whatever i am making mistakes on, i am not aware or it. I fucking hate myself and wish i could die, but im too much of a coward to kill myself. I wish i had a perfect life, but i know i will never be happy. Nothing will ever be good enough. I have no idea what to do anymore

No. 1076852

>>1076850
If it's any consolation on your creativity nona almost nothing is original. I understand how you feel overall, I also feel like a hopeless waste of space

No. 1076859

I’m 28 and I’ve never had a job because I had depression in childhood and became agoraphobic as a teenager. I’ve been taking antidepressants since I was 13 and clonazepam since I was 16 and I honestly think it’s caused cognitive problems and I will never be normal

No. 1076872

>>1076826
I have to agree with this sentiment, I remember seeing post about a woman saying that when her son doesn't listen she locks herself in her cupboard and cries because he doesn't comprehend how hard she is trying with him and she just wants some peace. Moids always yap about women regretting NOT having children but regretting your children has to be the most painful regret to have. Most people who regret not being parents seem to get over very well, but people who regret their children are probably stuck feeling bad about their mindsets and if they were ever honest they would be vilified. Even though the thought of having a crouch goblin sounds fun sometimes, I really don't want to ever raise a child outside of a successful marriage or risk having to deal with a divorce all while having 5 children or something.

No. 1076897

>>1076872
I’ve talked about this before on here but I’ll say it again that this goes hand in hand with men’s dehumanisation of their own mothers. Society expects some gushing maternalism in all women whether they have children or not. First, in the hopes/belief that women can’t actually hate or genuinely oppose men and secondly to push the notion that women are inherently submissive rather than having a stronger sense of justice/personal dignity to do the right thing and help people dependent on them (that’s a trait men would like to claim, so women aren’t allowed to be consciously selfless).

In turn it’s also why boys don’t help their mothers as much as girls do (even without misogynistic pressure on girls) and when you look at old men with living mothers, they still expect to be babied, where old ladies are more like friends with their mothers. It reminds me of when this one guy in school talked about how he liked when girls cooed over babies and it was meant to be some wholesome thing but it was also a really clear expression of this kind of disembodied nurturing machine complex, the way he said it — why would a 16 year old look at his peers that way, you know?

Society pressures women to be mothers like it’ll unlock this supernatural happiness and you won’t have a stress/health/violence induced drop in life expectancy, somehow human relationships don’t exist anymore and there’s no way you could just plain dislike your family etc. Unconditional maternal love is supposed to reassure men that they’re always lovable and deserve being somebody’s (especially a woman’s) favourite person no matter what they do. Same for men who use babies to trap and ~soften their partners. Women don’t want to be bad mothers and the standards for good motherhood vs fatherhood depends on how much you express being zonked out for your kids so they also hide behind this and want to believe it when things start going bad like with handmaidens that defend their criminal sons. It’s like an opportunity to forget yourself, give up and live through the more privileged person. I’ll stop now actually, sorry everyone.

No. 1076906

>>1076859
You can be normal without a ‘normie’ job anon. You’re 28 in 2022, there’s plenty of cool stuff you can do online and you’re not the only person like yourself. I won’t invalidate your experiences but I doubt you have cognitive damage, you probably just think differently due to your lifestyle or how you’re used to thinking, which isn’t so odd. If you want, you can always try a low pressure job just to try something new and get out of the house. No matter the effects of your medication, you can list out the habits/behaviours you exhibit that you’re not happy with and work on them. You just sound so down, when you need to be!

No. 1076908

I still think it's so funny that as a 14 year old I sat against my bedroom door in a way that my legs were so perfectly wedged in front of the wall in front of me that two cops couldn't open the door or even make it budge. They eventually broke down the top of the door to drag me out but it's still one of the most cathartic experiences of my life. It was terrifying and I was extremely angry but I got a lot of satisfaction out of angering those cops. Then they put me in a cell and took my bra and glasses until my social worker came womp womp

No. 1076921

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I actually find Lucinda very endearing. I love this pic of her too, it’s so silly.

No. 1076964

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I keep track of certain people, simply to laugh at how pathetic they've become. karma is a bitch and I love her.

No. 1077084

Addy from LSG you were the closest to turning me full fujo and Haruhi reminds me only of you

No. 1077090

I larp as a normie irl and I think I do it pretty convincingly to anyone who isn't my family.

No. 1077091

>>1076826
I listed situations where moms will reach that point but tbh I'm talking about a personal experience and not moms. I already know this.

4 days a month. 4 whole days. No bringing him to school, no bringing him to the doctor, no doing homework, no shopping for his clothes or school supplies. No bringing him to the dentist. Refused to help pay for braces. Rarely had to deal with him when either him or the kid were sick. Could decide to just cancel his visits and sometimes did last minute. Would sit around and drink and leave me to hang out with the kid when he already had that little time with him. He's a scrote doing the very least and wanting respect and recognition for not totally abandoning him.

No. 1077112

I still wish filthy frank would come back.

No. 1077134

A few years ago I decided to finally get therapy where I'd open up about the fact that I'd experienced csa. It wasn't my first round of therapy, social workers had ordered that my parents get me into therapy at like age 12 but as much as my underlying issue probably seemed obvious to professionals… It went unsaid. I spent years just dealing with anxiety and depression and not admitting that contributing factor.

Fast forward to 25. I was 2 or 3 months into weekly sessions and I was struggling in between sessions as memories returned. I remember standing at a bus stop after a session and I was feeling floaty and wondering how the hell I was gonna be able to step up onto the bus when it comes. I was there but frozen in place and spacey. I worried that I had no supports (had just become single) and it was maybe too much to be feeling that way between appts. I ended the therapy. Intending to maybe go there again at a time in my life when I'm not so isolated.

Shortly afterwards I had more moments like that bus stop episode and I was having strange thoughts. I was having delusions I guess but I had one foot still in reality. I kinda thought supernatural things were happening to me. So I'm 25, newly divorced, living in a shared apt with near strangers, mom had died, no friends cause muh anxiety and muh husband made me go hermit for a long time, I started losing my grip on reality. Something happened where I can't remember if it was a housemate or the owner realized I wasn't well (or maybe I imagined it idk) I was so paranoid about people knowing I'm unwell that I walked away from the apt and left my keys. I had missing time and was convinced I'd done something to make a fool of myself so couldn't return. I was homeless for a few days and I ended up in hospital. Can't remember entering it. I spent 4 months inpatient on antipsychotics. I was stuck in limbo seeing as I had no home and the hospital is at least willing to try and give you time to work on that. I had low funds and could only really afford the same thing of renting a room. I was months on those meds and lucid again but I felt like shit and like nobody would want me in their apt if they knew. I viewed 2 places, got neither and my time was running up in the hospital. They made it really hard to get permission to leave to view places but they also knew I was at risk of homelessness again. It was frustrating as hell. My time ran out. They told me they needed me discharged but needed to discharge me into someones care which essentially just meant somebody needed to walk out the door with me and then they wouldn't be liable if anything happened.

I asked my dad to show up. I hadn't seen him in those 4 months. He lives 2 hours away by train so that's why he never visited. He finally took the train, he showed up and he immediately started patting himself on the back for being such a supportive dad. We left and went for lunch and he didn't so much as ask about the last 4 months living on a ward. He talked about himself. He carried on saying how not all dads would show up. I spent months watching everyone else have visitors every damn day while I'd none but go on. People older than me had parents kinda babying them again during their stays. It was almost the hardest part of being there. I had no choice but to watch 5 other women in the room be cared about daily and I stuck out like a sore thumb. We parted ways 2 hours after my discharge and I booked myself into a hotel. The hospital wants you to stay with family for a bit but oh well. I don't know why he thought he had gone above and beyond by meeting me one time at a hospital. As a kid he often did the same thing. He'd remind me that lots of dads divorce their wives and don't bother with their kids at all. Thanks dad? Thanks for the same parenting that a therapist told me was neglect. I even stuck up for him when she said that because he had me feeling indebted to him basically. I grew up with him creating a feeling of debt and worthlesses because I'm barely worthy of anything it seemed. I went on to have a love life where the bare minimum felt like hitting the jackpot. I've been unpacking alot in the years since all that happened.

No. 1077144

>>1077134
I relate to this so much. I'm so sorry. I just want to hug you and create a foundation where we help other hurting young girls blossom into individuals who feel worthy.

No. 1077160

I read through the Hartley Hooligan threads and I was chortling, but I was also sad and disturbed. I feel messed up and my bf was like “I’m scared to have a kid with you now, cause of your karma.” I told him I do not believe in karma and I would get an abortion. Also i do feel bad but I wasn’t just laughing at them , some anons were saying funny stuff ..

No. 1077220

>>1076564
kek i thought Tasmania and Tasmanian devils were fictional

No. 1077250

>>1077134
anon, i hope you have started to value yourself more than you used to. i hope you can be a parent to yourself, and cook yourself healthy meals, and take yourself outside, and be proud of how far you've come. i really cannot imagine life taking that much from me, but you're here, and you've gone through it- you're stronger than a lot of people your age. this is the start of a new chapter for you, i promise. i believe you can meet people, i believe you're going to experience love, not necessarily romantic love, but love for life again. in Jesus' name may you be renewed and strengthened, made whole in your hurting. this is just one chapter of your big story, and i believe in you.

No. 1077366

>>1077090
Teach me

No. 1077384

If i had big tits, I would have been a nicer person. I'm flat as fuck and I realize getting fakes wouldn't look good and it has made me bitter, kek

No. 1077692

>>1067740
thank you -honestly i dont think i have but moving on is the best i can do. some years after that, an investigator at the department of homeland security contacted me to interview me about him (because other girls had similar experiences too). i dont know what came out of that- but i hope that motherfucker is rotting in jail or killed himself by now

>>1067753
thank you - i try not to blame myself and i really do understand what i was going through that led me to that. i'm sure that whoever posted me was probably that guy because he would nonstop try to get my attention by doing stuff like that until i got a protection order against him.

>>1068944
i'm sorry. i of course would tell you i'm always here to talk- but im sure you want to stay anonymous (as i do too). knowing how many people have spoken out about the person who exposed those pictures of me makes me think there is a chance we even encountered the same person. i hope you feel better knowing that you're not alone in it- i would have felt better if i had known that back then :( and it does make me feel better now <3

>>1069008
thank you! yeah, the only reason why i talked to him after the first month i met him was because he scared the shit out of me… after all of this happened i was not allowed to walk around without an adult (i was in high school, not even a child so it was really embarrassing) because even my parents were terrified that he would be stalking me and waiting… he is a loser and although i'm sad it happened, i'm really glad it didn't affect the trajectory of my life as i had expected it to! also it is really nice to read all of these responses. i wish i could share them with 15 year old me<3

No. 1077712

>>1077384
Same, kek. Except if I had a flat chest.

No. 1077726

>>1077712
women with big boobs are fat

No. 1077729

>>1077726
Okay? I'm saying I'd be less bitter if I had a flat chest because it fits my preferences.

No. 1077731

>>1077712
We should arrange for a trade. You give me your breasts and realize the bag I gave you filled with my breasts was empty and you got jipped.

No. 1077738

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No. 1077742

>>1077712
nta but what do you want a flat chest for? It sucks, it's difficult to not look like a shapeless sack in any top.

No. 1077761

>>1077742
I actually like the shapelessness, I think it looks chic. My matronly chest clashes with the sort of fashion I enjoy. Of course, someone can have a totally different opinion.

No. 1077779

>>1077742
not that anon but i actually think having a flat chest allows more variety with tops, (or at least the ones i like tend to look better on flatter bodies) plus it's easier to move around and exercise.
t. flatty

No. 1077796

>>1077779
As someone with big titties i can confirm, i wish mine were smaller. For clothes like blouses, coats, sports bras. I have to size up so much for my chest. In highschool i had cute lil b cups and i could wear the cutest bras. Then BAM now i have DDDS, or E’s? Dresses suck too. I know every woman had thier own curves to celebrate, but ive been looking for a raincoat that i can zip without it being too baggy everywhere else… seems impossible.

No. 1077801

>>1077796
Samefag, i was joking about how many hands my boobs are (you know, like how horses are measured) and i measured how many of my hands it would take to hold my boobs… this botch is a six hander like wtf.
Id donate half of my size to wear cute lil bras again.

No. 1077808

>>1077796
here’s some advice lose some weight fatty(rattle rattle)

No. 1077818

>>1077808
Lmao, sure thing anachan, go off because you have one measurement on anon’s body. Please go cope in the pronana containment zones

No. 1077819

We will always want something we don't have. Such is the human condition.

No. 1077829

>>1077819
Its like we are raised to hate our bodies, no matter what the outcome of genetics. I support all anons and think they are cuties, san scrotes and trolls.

No. 1077833

>>1077384
I like being in the middle, they’re not huge, they’re not small either, some tops look weird or awkward, but I can just solve it by wearing a sports bra or a bra with cups and that’s it, a better looking outfit.

No. 1077834

>>1077829
Forreal. Self-acceptance is rebellion, nonnies.

No. 1077843

>>1077833
Same. I guess my boobs could be considered to be on the bigger side, but I think they're a perfect medium size. I hope anons with small and big boobs can learn to like themselves as they are though.

No. 1077854

>>1073868
nonnie ive been a misogynist all my life. grew up around women, so only women pissed me off. i was allowed to romanticize men, because i didnt spend enough time around them. only women were ever unpleasant to be around, in their very specific "feminine" way. turns out i was just around very passive aggressive and bitchy people. only recently ive grown to hate men even more than i hate women. now i hate both genders in very different ways.
>inb4 i get called a scrote
my misogyny contributed to dysphoria later on in life, and i didnt consider myself female by default as a child. i never found the female gender relatable and seeing myself as part of it felt unnatural. im over it now. im a woman and im proud.

No. 1077858

>>1072331
good on you, if it was just his silly larp gear. but how do you know there weren't actual historical artefacts you have destroyed? as someone who collects third reich books the thought breaks my heart.

No. 1077901

Sometimes I see trainwrecks or crazies or really high maintenance bitchy women who are in relationships and I do that dumb thing of asking my lonely self how that's fair.

The reality is they put themselves out there to meet people and I'm a fucking hermit. I know that's the reason but watch me ruminate over 'fairness' and 'karma' anyway. It's just not fair I tell ya lol

No. 1078017

>>1077991
>You're naive and creep
You're post and delete lol. Did you tag the wrong post?

No. 1078027

>>1077901
also men might like the drama. they are also messy bitches

No. 1078037

>>1076897
Holy shit anon you are a good writer

No. 1078115

>>1077901
You shouldn’t feel that way — getting a relationship isn’t hard. Getting a healthy relationship is a different thing altogether.

No. 1078134

>>1076964
Give us the milk, plz

No. 1078279

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>>1076897
I hope I never have sons tbh

No. 1078305

I still slightly have one foot in the door about conversion therapy.

Like I was obsessed with ex-lesbian testimonies, and tips for 'backsliding', and learning how to have 'wholesome attraction' again. I thought if I kept thinking of women I wasn't praying hard enough, I was being tested. I constantly struggled against myself. Sometimes I come back to it and think- I can still turn back. I can still be pure. I can be forgiven. I was experiencing the onset of psychosis and paranoia, and thought that it was a spiritual sign that I was living my life incorrectly. Maybe it is. I can never know the truth. I don't have the answers.

No. 1078347

>>1077854
That's the thing, you can idealise what you don't know. If you don't see women relatable, you probably don't know a wide range of women. Because we are just souls in female bodies. Did you feel your hobbies and interests made you different to most women? Sometimes it's the case.

No. 1078654

i checked out for the past week and have a group meeting in 5 minutes i did not prepare for i am a piece of shit!

No. 1078751

i have a foot fetish and I really want to worship a cute girl’s feet

No. 1078780

>>1078751
based, goodluck anon.

I'll add my own confession. I know having a foot fetish is seen as gross, but I actually love that my partner (mildly) has one. It's such an easy kink to satisfy and makes me feel attractive to be complimented on something I find ugly.

No. 1078806

>>1078780
felt. I messed with a guy with a foot fetish once and I loved all the foot rubs. Some guys can be weirdos about it but a mild foot fetish is kinda nice.

No. 1078830

I'm ashamed and embarrassed of being British. I hate most Brits and I hate our culture.

No. 1078885

Damn nonnies i just had a such a great orgasm… Im pretty sure a nerve was hit that was never hit before??? I had to collect myself after, damn. Apparently theres still many different orgasms to have in life, I guess.
Hear me out, but maybe living is worth it for the next big orgasm thats gonna rock your world.

No. 1078907

I'm attempting to establish contact with an 'internet figure' because I'm a complete dipshit, fully aware my brain has been running on parasocial fumes for months

But hey, I won't know what'll happen unless I try (and fail, probably)

No. 1079061

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This girl from the FtM thread reminds me to an ex friend who trooned out, and is making me feel uncomfortable because she got exposed as a groomer. I know they aren't the same person, but that Tik Tok video legit brought back really bad memories I wish I could just forget about.

No. 1079123

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I'm staying with someone I don't see a future with because I don't have the energy or drive to look for someone better and don't want to lose the benefits I get from them in the meantime. I'm not being a cunt to them i'm mostly a great partner and I've expressed I'm not always sure about our relationship so I haven't been totally untruthful. I'm just dragging my feet. I feel like they know how I feel but don't want to end it and lose what we have either, so if we both want to delay the inevitable end maybe it's not such a bad thing.

No. 1079128

>>1076430

what a fucking loser this story makes me want to kill myself and also never ever have children because how can you be sure it wont be some fucking loser dad who won't take any initiative and will have to pay minimal child support and will do fuck all for ur kids. u did nothing wrong nonny and that would weigh on me heavily too, god what a fucking loser tho, the part about rather be spending the 4 days a month doing stuff he enjoys meanwhile not having any hobbies. god

No. 1079400

I'm a 'recovered' agoraphobic. My issues started young and my early teens through early twenties were spent with me having long phases of being fully housebound by it. If family members had visitors over I would hide away in my room. Nobody saw me for years. Currently I live alone, work full time outside the home and have been able to function on all the levels that I need to.. but just the basics. I still don't travel or socialise much. I can do the essentials and that in itself feels like a miracle compared to my past. For a long time I thought my life was going to be me trapped between four walls wasting away.

Now I tend to get home from work feeling very burnt out from the day. I'm always dying to close the door behind me and enjoy 12 hours of not being in public. The fucking relief of it. I get in, bra comes off, ugly pjs go on and I get to cooking. I don't always know which neighbours are knocking but every now and then I'll be about to serve up dinner and I get a series of knocks at the front door. Nothing could get me to answer the door in that state of mind so I don't answer. My 'I can face people' switch has flipped off for the day. But it puts me so weirdly on edge just when I think I'm finally back in my lil comfort zone. I'm not in an area where strangers call door to door so I know it has to be someone from my street. I've never been approached afterwards and told 'btw I wanted you yesterday' so I never have any clue what it could've been about and both the panic and the mystery of it drives me mad. Every time, knock, panic sets in, an immediate physical stress response that I can't override, more knocks, heart racing, hiding away from the window, silence, takes me ages to get calm again. I shake for like an hour afterwards. I feel so dumb. I'm fully having panic attacks at my age over a knock that I'm in no way obligated to answer if I'm not feeling up to it. I hate being this way.

This is me at my personal best, this is as much progress as I've reached in 2 decades of having this problem. The whole disorder is non sensical freakouts in reaction to imagined threats but wtf am I worried about here, the door being broken down and people flooding in? If you tell people they'll call it dumb. I know it's dumb. Please stop knocking at my door whoever you are. God knows why I can't shake this one last thing that fucks me up but such a small thing is sending me to places I thought I had left behind. I'll be in work tomorrow as normal but right in this moment I want to hide and never face another person again. I want to disappear.

No. 1079425

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As a nun; I hate it when a priest diddles my areola.

No. 1079460

>>1079123
Sounds retarded

No. 1081198

>>1079123
I have an issue with walking away. Like an attachment issue but then in my last relationship I also had a fear of leaving because rent rates are ridiculous where I am and I had visions of myself either crammed into a miserable over occupied apartment share or being homeless. In the long run though I regret the years I wasted. I had to eventually leave and when I did rents were worse than they'd ever been. All that stalling for what.

No. 1081243

I want to fuck my ex! It's such a bad idea but I want to do it! I had a wet dream about her last night and I was so disappointed when I woke up and realized it was just a dream.

No. 1081407

Currently manipulating a failed-NEET ftm into sending me free shit and publically humiliating herself online under the premise of an "e-relationship." It's only been three months, but she genuinely thinks I love her, and I've never felt more powerful over something so stupid.

No. 1081487

>>1081407
>breaking heart of a woman who's probably mentally ill
Scrote shit

No. 1081494

I discovered a friend did a shitty thing, and it affected me 0, and I arrived to the conclusion I have absolute zero expectations about my friends. Like, one could literally ran over a grandma and it wouldn't surprise me. I stopped hangin with guys cause they alwasy ended up "hey I like you, and if you reject me is gonna be uncomforable for you", and now that I have most girl friends is "hey, I just got back with my ex that cheated on me with a troon". FUCK DUDE, might as well become a hermit and get away from all people cause this is seriously annoying. Why is it so hard for friendships to not be ruined by scrotes?

No. 1081497

>>1081407
kill yourself

No. 1081504

>>1081494
Just treat your friendships casually then. I have very close female friends and we talk almost everyday online, but if I heard any of them saying they'd be ok with being cheated on with a tranny I'd be disappointed in them and respect them less automatically.

No. 1081614

>>1081407
>Teehee abusing women is so fun!!!
Smells like balls in here

No. 1081675

I avoid making threads on here because anons always find some fault.
Hurr durr you shoulda put sweets in the OP pic instead of cheese. Fuck off.
When I made the cat love thread, as soon as I posted it I started fretting someone will jump on me for posting a male in the OP pic. I didn't even think about it until I posted it, I just found the image adorable.

No. 1081721

>>1081407
Why a FtM? What the fuck did she do? You're fucked.

No. 1081723

>>1081675
Don't be worried about that stuff anon, someone will always find fault because we're a site with many users and there is always going to be a contrarian. I've made lots of threads, and I've definitely had anons poo poo on the thread pic, but there are usually more anons who say they enjoy the pic. Don't let negative Nancy's ruin your fun nona. I appreciate anons who take the time to make the new threads.

No. 1082342

I'll stand under the hot shower, phone in hand, scrolling on lolcow for like 30 minutes before I start actually showering. Shame. Don't worry, my phone is in a waterproof case, I'm not that retarded nonas.

No. 1082348

>>1082342
my shampoo bottle says to turn off the water in between lathering it saves water

No. 1082368


No. 1082383

>>1082342
Somewhat related confession. Sometimes I'll pop my phone out of its case and straight up wash it in the sink with soap and water. It's supposed to be waterproof, why would they advertise that fact if they didn't expect me to put it under some water! I do rinse it off with the charging port facing away from the tap though. My phone still works lol.

No. 1082401

>>1082348
I am so sorry mother earth
>>1082383
If it works it works! Your phone is clean and happy kek

No. 1082579

>>1082368
red text caps lock you wil be filleted alive by the soyjahideen you cretin

No. 1082590

I'm not sure this is cowish of me.

I slightly fake my accent. It's just there's too ways to pronounce things, and I try to emulate one of my parents. When I go back to their hometown, I feel like I belong, that accent makes me feel like I belong somewhere, and it's only subtle. My home town belongs to no one. No one even speaks the same language, and everything's closing down. Whenever I'm back there I feel like I'm really home, and that accent feels like the me that belongs somewhere, that has a close knit family that isn't in a different country.

No. 1082594

>>1081407
people are gonna hate this but honestly kind of based, bonus points if they’re ftm and white kek

No. 1082598

>>1082594
go to plebchannel.dit, basedteen

No. 1082607

>>1082594
Did your bf cheat on you with a white tomboy or something

No. 1082612


No. 1082614

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>>1082594
Okay, loser.

No. 1082729

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I tried giving a bj to a banana forgive me

No. 1082733

>>1082729
Like…recently?

No. 1082735

>>1082729
Nona be careful, that's dangerous to do with food they can split and get stuck in your throat kek, a truly miserable way to go

No. 1082739

>>1082729
I've made out with my shower wall before

No. 1082740

I kiss my cars steering wheel sometimes.

No. 1082747

>>1082739
mmmm yea, that's pretty patrician. walls are based and cool and i love walls 10/10 unironically btw. we should all love and devote ourselves to walls.

No. 1082753

>>1082747
t. The person that lives in op’s walls.

No. 1082759

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>>1082753
why is everyone scary today?

No. 1082769


No. 1082782

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>>1082769
pls no

No. 1082795

>>1082739
shower walls are filthy, especially the tile ones

No. 1082814

>>1082795
>walls are filthy
sure there are genuinely filthy (dirty) walls but even they are beautiful in my eyes just wash them regularly. as for myself, i can't speak because i've never made out with a wall before but i appreciate every single one of them. do you know they shelter us humans and have various other important functions? the first man's friend was the cave wall; from it we learned how to build our own.
i also have a collection of bricks from various walls and wall-like fences (popular in my country).

No. 1082884


No. 1082959

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on a regular basis i see attractive men and whilst admiring their style i realise they are homeless. picrel is my type

No. 1082970

>>1082959
Hahahaha me with a tweaker this one time, he was jacked but scrawny honestly tho, I would fuck if diseases weren’t a concern

No. 1083002

>>1082729
I used to do this too, more often than I would like to admit. Never again

No. 1083342

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>>1083336

No. 1083348

>>1083336
male

No. 1083357

>>1082795
it's my own shower wall

No. 1083391

>>1083342
I knew it was retarded. I must be ugly too(scrote)

No. 1083394

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No. 1083400

>>1083357
Mmm soap scum and general shower slime

No. 1083414

My Twitter got suspended for hateful conduct and I feel free.

No. 1083429

>>1083414
Nice. Fuck Twitter

No. 1083433

When i was 19 a guy I was dating anally raped me in the middle of consensual, vaginal sex. We had previously discussed that I was interested in exploring consensual non-consensual sex and I guess at the time (and still now, frankly) I blamed myself for opening that door. Although I never said I was open to anal sex without my consent, especially when I had never done it even consensually. After he finished inside of me he said "did I just rape you?" I just sat there and then I went down to my car and drove to dairy queen and sobbed in the parking lot for like 20 minutes and then I drove home and had dinner with my parents. He texted me the next day acting like nothing happened and asked me if I wanted to go for drinks. I went. I never even told anyone about it even my best friend. The most shameful part is I kept dating him all summer and even after I went back to college in the fall, and I even got upset when I found out he was seeing another girl who he eventually dropped me for. Even years later I still think about some of the times we had fondly which is also shameful. I still have physical damage from it I think but I'm too embarrassed to go to a doctor years later. It's so pathetic.

No. 1083440

>>1076908
You sound bad ass af, nonnie

No. 1083457

>>1083433
He's the embarrassment not you anon. I'm sorry you went through that and I hope you have the will to ask about any problems at an OBGYN appointment or so. You trusted him and he took advantage of the situation while you were vulnerable. It isn't your fault, never has been never will be. I'd hug you if I could anon please take care.

No. 1083709

Sometimes I play a videogame too much or watch too many videos and I start reading lolcow posts in videogame character voices

No. 1083733

>>1083709
Read this in your favourite character's voice

No. 1083776

>>1083433
Please go to medical professional. Stuff like this is more common than you'd like think and doctors see patients like this often. A friend of mine told me a very religious male friend had chronic bowel issues and pain, went to a doc and only then did he figure out his roommate would drug and rape him in his sleep.

No. 1083793

>>1083776
Ntayrt but holy fuck. That's horrible.

No. 1083991

Sometimes I read the higher BMI section of the mpa forum for fun.

No. 1084078

>>1083776
Please tell me his roommate went to prison for being a deranged rapist.

No. 1084206

I'm glad I haven't gotten into any arguments and asked to post my hands because I bite my nails and have a masculine finger index so I'd probably invite moid accusations and sperging

No. 1084354

>>1083709
I had this when I watched 40 episodes of House MD in about a week. Every post was read by some character of the show, though the overwhelming majority was Chase for some reason.

No. 1085166

I regret selling you that dress, especially for so cheap. Give it back to me.

No. 1085225

>>1085166
lole i once bought a phone for so cheap. i wont give it back because i am using it right now and have put more time into it than money saved so your sale was put through the works and well worth it

No. 1085235

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>>1052830
I have over 500 images of beautiful butts in my phone. I collect them and giggle. It’s childish, I know.

No. 1085242

>>1085235
>hidden

No. 1085247

>>1085235
>tmw
Your bf has this kinda of butt but he’s shy

No. 1085261

>>1085242
My nephew uses my phone for doodle jump, I can’t risk flaunting my wealth.

No. 1085268

once when i was a teen i screencapped my crushes photo and pretended to be her on messenger and ask people if i looked pretty.

No. 1085277

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No. 1085279

>>1085261
my neice loves to doodle and take pictures on my phone i literally bought extras of the same phone now so i can give her as a dummy phone and another so i can always have 100% charge. best investment o my life

No. 1085281

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My friends all think that I quit drinking and they're happy for me but any time I have to spend more than 24 hours alone I go out and buy a bottle of wine

No. 1085428

I've been going to therapy and the main question lately was why did I marry my husband. It started because I don't really have some sort of romantic attraction for him besides "best friend you can fuck" and I don't really liked men before, I usually just dated other girls. I told my therapist that maybe I'm just autistic and I don't see romance like that, and she answered that why is that not the case when I dated girls. And now I'm afraid that I just married the first person that treated me like a human being. Like, I was in such a bad spot, I had literally no one, and I just cingles to this guy out of fear and loneliness, and alone that I'm able to see all that baggage, all I'm questioning is "why the fuck did I do that". I was okay with being him until I died, but then my therapist started questioning if I don't feel like I'm not getting what I want from this relationship, or if I don't miss dating girls, AND I DO. But what am I supposed to do? Go to him, and say "sorry bro, turns out I was just dating him until I got into a better place, unconsciously. I actually want to date other girls". We've been married for 5 years, no kids. I thought it was great because he didn't ask for kids, maybe I just didn't want something that attached me to him. This sucks, and I don't know what I'm going to do. I once asked him what he would do if we divorced/I died, and he deadass told me he wasn't interested on seeing anyone or marrying again (he's older than me btw) and, lowkey if I divorce him I would end up on the streets, I have no job, I have a dead end career, my parents are dead, and all our friends are mutual. Should I just keep going as if nothing has happened? Maybe convince him to open the relationship so I could find a girl to stop this feeling? Maybe even divorce him after I find someone I actually feel something for besides thirst? What kind of asshole does that make me?

No. 1085435

>>1085428
So he said you'll end up on the streets (pretty shitty thing to say btw, he deserves never marrying anyone again), but do you think so? If you're feeling unsatisfied, you should seriously consider divorce, because otherwise you'll wake up one day, much older, regretting all of these wasted years. You don't have to even tell you husband every single detail of what you've discussed with your therapist, surely that would make him react very poorly, instead you can communicate that working on yourself made you realize you are looking for different things in life and even though you're thankful for what he's given you in the past, you dont see the future with him anymore, and that's it, no need to overexplain how much you want to see other women. Though, if he refuses to accept the "light" version, maybe it will be necessary. Either way, good luck nonna!

No. 1085438

>>1082735
Everytime I want to do something stupid, I ask myself "would I be embarrased if I ended up at the hospital for this?" Is the answer is yes, I stop doing it.
Don't want to be on one of those TLC medical emergencies shows

No. 1085442

>>1053658
Show us the goods nonnie

No. 1085447

I love makeup and femininity idgaf. Heels, makeup, skirts and glitter make me happy. I quit radfem discord servers because they were always bashing women like me and i feel a lot better tbh. I dont care if im a traitor. Im tired of how black and white they are.

No. 1085455

>>1085447
I hate when radfems blame women who like hyper feminine fashion and not the moids who have sexualized it

No. 1085463

>>1085428
Women like you who marry the first man who treats them with decency do it because it's easier than to fix themselves. You need to learn to depend on yourself because now you are dependant on this man who you sorta care about. You practically married a roommate. Learn to be an adult and then divorce him. Im only being bitchy about it because I was in your shoes too and I got out of it when I decided to grow up.

No. 1085466

>>1085455
Don't radfems critizice makeup because it was made for women to conform to standards and appeal to the male gaze? Or was that something else?
i'm probably wrong though i barely read the radfem stuff in here srry

No. 1085470

>>1085466
I dont mind criticizing makeup but they criticized women who enjoy makeup or fashion and made fun of them and some implied they were dumb
>>1085455
exactly.

No. 1085478

>>1085455
Hyper femininity is made by and for the male gaze
>>1085447
>Reee don't criticize something that literally kills women because it inconveniences ME
The absolute state of " feminists " LMAO

No. 1085481

>>1085478
> Hyper femininity is made by and for the male gaze
Yeah and men sexualise tomboys too so shit the fuck up and stop letting men live in your head rent free.

No. 1085483

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>>1085478
shut the fuck up

No. 1085484

>>1085447
Those people are just mentally ill. Not doing something just because "but what about the men?" is weak.
"I like wearing skirts!"
"But men-"
"I like this show!"
"But men like that too"
Men men men some of us don't give a fuck about men or what they like. Wear what you want nonna and have fun doing so. I'm sure you look great!

No. 1085499

>>1085478
Ah yes. Because women arent capable of enjoying things for themselves? Also im a fucking lesbian. I dont even date men. How dare I enjoy something that makes me happy? You do realize women can be feminine or masculine and they will still be dehumanized and sexualized by men? Thats what i cant stand about “radfems” like you. Its the same shitty logic that says women want sexual attraction or rape because of how theyre dressed. Yet i doubt you will say feminine men do it for men.

No. 1085501

>>1085481
>>1085484
Thank you anons! I just like anything that sparkles because life is so dull. And animal prints lol

No. 1085503

I was under the impression that make up was criticized because there are many women who feel bad/insecure for having a bare face and how it is a requirement for women in some workplaces and not men.

No. 1085504

>>1085499
>Because women arent capable of enjoying things for themselves?
People like her can't comprehend that normal people don't consider "but what about the men" in every decision they make.

No. 1085507

>>1085499
I'm also a lesbian and I remember one time I posted that I wanted to wear cute matching skirts with a girl in the lesbian thread here and I got accused as a tranny for that. Women getting accused of being a tranny… because of trannies trying to imitate and like things that girly women like? Where's the logic?

No. 1085511

>>1085507
Were all anonymous and tranny posters are common, it’s really not that personal anon.

No. 1085514

>>1085447
Don’t heels fuck up your feet though?

No. 1085520

>>1085507
Because trannies imitate an exaggerated, hyper girly, hyper sexual fantasy of what women/lesbians are. You have to admit that fantasizing about wearing matching skirts can easily fit that description. Like, not even matching outfits, matching skirts specifically? Trannies are obsessed with skirt go spinny and being one of the gals so can you really blame anyone for finding it suspicious?

No. 1085525

>>1085478
I love wearing cute, frilly clothes and moids will never take that away from me.

No. 1085528

>>1085478
Having this attitude just makes it so less women want to identify with radical feminism because you make us all seem like nazis who think women cannot enjoy any form of media or fashion simply because a male might’ve looked at it. Stop basing your entire movement around not interacting with things men have corrupted and instead on taking these things away from the men or simply living without having to spend every second worrying about men because it just sounds like stopping yourself from doing x and y because “men” makes it so you’re just thinking about men 24/7 and in a way that’s what they want. We need to enjoy what we like and tell moids to fuck off, at the end of the day the “well men sexualize x so therefor you can’t enjoy it” is bullshit because men sexualize anything, anything that exists in the universe is probably a fetish to some moid. The only way to not cater to male fetishes by this radfem logic would be to kill yourself so you don’t interact with anything and even then that’s probably some moid fetish too

No. 1085529

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No. 1085724

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I literally ate as much food as I typically consume in about a 4-day span in the course of 1. It's insane because it wasn't even a matter of me being full but wanting to eat more just because it tastes good, it was that my body was still signalling that I was ravenously hungry no matter how much I devoured. Even now I'm still barely full. The sick part is that even though I obviously have a giant food baby atm, if I suck my stomach in I can still make out my lil four pack and v lines. Been cutting and working out regularly so maybe this was just a hunger backlog. Glad my body won't totally explode after a day of crazed binging.

No. 1085730

>>1085478
Stfu NLOG

No. 1085731

>>1085724
nonna me also!

No. 1085741

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>>1085731
Nice nona! Here's to us being fit piggies and enjoying many more meals

No. 1085743

>>1085741
I love them the left one is my spirit animal

No. 1086121

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shameful and pathetic but i'm glad my husbando is canonically an unappealing virgin and doesn't have a romantic interest that gets in the way of my fantasies

No. 1086126

>>1085520
nayrt but it seems like some of you suffer from brainrot from hanging out in the troon thread for too long. Being hyper feminine is fine and i'm not about to stop being overly girly because trannies do it to pretend to be women. I feel like you give them too much credit and let them 'own' things much like you let moids take over things and decide you cannot enjoy them anymore instead of taking it back.

No. 1086133

I love solitude, it's a physical need for me and I feel I can't do anything until I'm completely alone, whether it's work, chores or hobbies. I'm currently living with somebody but I'm looking forward to the day when I'll completely be solitary, I can't wait. Family and community aren't for me, I know it makes some kind of freak but I don't care.

No. 1086152

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I've been triggering moids on automotive forums for years and in between intentionally obtuse and inflammatory posts I will occasionally sprinkle in genuine advice. When that happens its fun to see them balance seething at me vs agreeing with me.

No. 1086161

this is only controversial for the amerifag thread, but as another murrican i find most (but not all) of the food discussed there nasty as fuck, and i actually tried some of it too so it's not a case of not trying

No. 1086169

>>1086133
Normalize not wanting to socialize. After an hour a day I want to crawl under a rock. Especially if it's multiple ppl at once.

No. 1086204

>>1085503
This, its the expectations and double standards that are annoying
>>1085514
and this. heels are painful

No. 1086406

>>1086161
most american/americanized food is garbage as fuck, and people only love that shit because they're addicted to the sugar/salt/fat.

No. 1086982

>>1085478
Youre so miserable. Online radfems are women who think not shaving their armpit will save a womans life.

No. 1087277

I often type full responses and replies here then delete them and don't post. I don't really understand why I do it either.

No. 1087312

>>1085435
No, that part is my perspective. I'm getting a feeling that he doesn't plan to remarry cause he would feel bad, as in: he would have a lot of opportunities to to-do his life (money, job, families, etc) while I don't have that, and he thinks it would be unfair to "abandon me", I guess like, in a "pet" sense or something. It made sense to me at that time, but now I just think that's sad. The other nonnie also said I should just divorce him, but divorcing him cause I realized i really was a lesbian feels idk, a mix of ironic, shitty, and unfair. Also I'm not getting younger any day, and I'm not sure any girl would want to date a divorcee that's almost 30 and has nothing in life, I know I wouldn't do it. Guess I'm just gonna go back and forth about this with my therapist until one of us dies or gives up

No. 1087314

>>1085463
If any of that is true, how is it going? I don't want to do it, and end up regretting it cause "it wasn't worth it".

No. 1087315

I have a likely autistic friend and she is lovely but gets so damn egotistical about her own opinions sometimes it is so hard to deal with.

No. 1087326

>>1087315
Oh, I feel you except my friend, or friend-of-a-friend is diagnosed. I know self-centeredness is not something only autists have but god… She is also rude and blunt, one girl in our group got cheated on and she said it was because she got fat, and how she was still so thin and whatever, it's something she fixates on. Idk. Hard to deal with. I don't think I'll have to be with her after this sem which I'm okay with.

No. 1087327

anons will hate me but i checked out the videos of the blonde bimbo girl on tiktok (the ones who says bimbo is anti capitalistic blah blah blah) and its so funny how she insults men and they get sooo triggered. I know people hate her because they think bimbo is bad (idc) but i stan any woman who triggers men this much kek

No. 1087328

>>1087315
well you didnt have to vent about me on the farm yknow. im finna lego my ego on you frfr next time nokap

No. 1087332

kpoppers are better than every single non-kpopper combined. not even joking.

No. 1087337

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Nobody in my life knows this, absolutely no one, not even my brother or my parents, but i was sexually abused by another kid when i was just 4 years old, i got "diddled" daily until two other adults (not my parents) stopped him and punished him, sometimes I wonder if that counted as rape, i never got mental help so i don't know how that event could be affecting me nowadays.

It doesn't stop there, when i was 15, i got sexually harassed by some dude in front of several people and a teacher who didn't do shit about it, he grabbed me from behind and pushed his pelvis towards my butt, i really didn't expect that shit as i was almost invisible, and everyday, i make a conscious effort to forget it happened.

I needed to confess this cause i developed hypersexuality and my behavior can be kinda "weird" sometimes, but most people don't know i suffer actual traumas from sexual abuse, they just think I'm "freaky" and "funny", they don't know there's so much darkness behind my seemingly outgoing persona.

No. 1087344

>>1087327
I don't know who you're talking about but isn't main problem with bimbo as a concept how much it caters to men and their needs? If she's not focused solely on pleasing men then she's pretty based, and the rest is just aesthetic

No. 1087349

>>1087337
It's not uncommon for experiences like that in childhood to cause hypersexuality. I had the same thing happen to me at 5yo and was always weirdly sexual after growing up. You need to talk to a therapist about it if you think it's affecting you negatively.

No. 1087381

>>1087344
bimbo is just a woman being hyperfeminine (and very liberal which can be cringe but i dont care enough). I dont like the word cuz i dont believe in reclaiming insults but shes funny. She makes tiktoks asking men why they breathe and that men are garbage and moids seethe so much KEK her name is chrissy or something like that.

No. 1087387

>>1087381
nta but the aesthetic was originally based off of porn tropes, so it wasn't just about being feminine

No. 1087396

Troon shit has made me paranoid, i walk around town and see an ugly girl I’m like: "is that a man??? No wait shes just unfortunate looking…" and then i feel bad for thinking it

No. 1087419

>>1087396
I never understood this. I feel like it's fairly easy to tell in real life which sex a person is.

No. 1087422

>>1087419
Dropped my sage sry

No. 1087425

>>1087381
Please tell me her name. Bimbo is the idealized porn fantasy so it'd be hilarious to see a woman wear that aesthetic yet make men seethe because they can't have her or her approval.

No. 1087427

>>1087422
You don't have to sage in /ot/

No. 1087470

>>1087425

Nta but chrissychlapecka

No. 1087491

>>1087337
I got diddled by my teenage brother when I was about 10, a few years later I developed a porn addiction but I've always had issues with intimacy and sex growing up. Being abused as a child, even if it's not actually rape but "just" sexual harassment, will fuck your sexual habits later in life. It may develop in hypersexuality, sex repulsion, porn addiction, harmful kinks and attractions.

No. 1087567

>>1087327
You'll love mia dio

No. 1087569

>>1086406
It's true, kids who weren't allowed junk food growing up find it nasty when they're grown up.

No. 1087572

>>1087337
How do you remember it? I developed hentai addiction at like 10 idk why, don't remember being abused. But would I have got the addiction if I wasn't abused? I don't remember most of my life, hate it so much.

No. 1087576

>>1087396
Town? That's unlikely I think. I lived in LA and they are super clockable, even the ones who have more "feminine" features. They also tend to wear overtly feminine attire, but it's the build and face that they can't erase.

No. 1087578

>>1087572
NTAYRT, this is a recipe for disaster. All children nowadays are hypersexualized bc they're exposed to sexual content at younger and younger ages. It does not mean they are/were abused.

No. 1087579

>>1087572
you can definitely develop it without abuse as well, though i think being exposed to porn as a child is it's own fucked thing. but look at all the porn addicted young teens, not all of them have gone through csa.

No. 1087582

>>1083991
It's fucking comedy gold.

No. 1087590

>>1087569
Idk I was allowed to eat it and enjoyed it back then but ended up disliking it once I got older, could've been from taste buds changing or being exposed to different types of food over time.

No. 1087593

>>1085235
Is the fourth guy an elf?

No. 1087976

>>1087576
Yeah i live in the countryside and i always anticipate the worst when i have to go to the big city

No. 1087982

i’m in a relationship with a man twice my age
so far so good tbh

No. 1087983

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I miss drugs. The only time I can truly let it all out and just feel is while high

No. 1088027

>>1087983
same here anon. you’re not alone
stay strong

No. 1088036

>>1087332
Yesss queen watch them plastic skeletons flail around on stage, hot!!

No. 1088045

>>1085520
Yes I can because of exactly what the other anon said. You people are ridiculous. Because of people like you, a woman liking typical common things that most women like is now associated with men. Do you not see how you are validating trannies with this mindset?

No. 1088679

I was a retarded pick me just 2 years ago (at 19) i don’t know what triggered it i think stress from having multiple female friends make fun of my autism and my schizo older sister banging on my door every night calling me atrocities because she was having a midlife crisis.. i regret that phase so much i don’t know why i found peace in incel forums for a minute and edgy memes about women it quickly turned on me anyway and made me feel like shit till i found lolcow and felt so enlightened but also i feel so guilty

No. 1088681

>>1087983
i do my favorite drug everyday and will be doing it everyday for as long as possible

No. 1088694

>>1088036
thanks for the encouragement.

No. 1088698

>>1087332
depends. which group?

No. 1088702

>>1088698
neocity baby

No. 1089086

My puberty was a bit later than my peers, but for some reason I was convinced my chest didn't grow because I was sleeping on my stomach (and still do).

No. 1089101

>>1089086
Me too, I think my breasts didn’t grow that much because of that, and I honestly did so on purpose, I never wanted to have big breasts tbh, I just had to glance at an ex-friend of mine and how she was treated by others to not even worry about getting huge breasts with puberty.

No. 1089139

I really hate the noise of the biscuit can opening. So much, that i get other people to Open it. Ahhhhhhhh

No. 1089177

>>1089174
Same here, she is truly the best among us

No. 1089180

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I can't stop thinking about the anon who posted her buff and muscular back. There are real stacies among us.

No. 1089189

>>1089177
>>1089180
Sorry, had to repost

No. 1089192

Nonna who posted her back progress in /g/…you make me feel very gay. I want to apply ur sunscreen at the beach. (Sorry to objectify u)

No. 1089194

>>1089180
OMG WHY DID YOU POST AT THE SAME TIME LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO
SHE GOT US, its over kekekekek

No. 1089195

I think thin female bodies look the best when they're athletic and have curves (like a good whr and nice legs) as opposed to being "just" skinny and having a rather scrawny composition overall that seems kinda androgynous to me in a bad way. I find the standards of thinness (outside of really druggy chic or starvation mode in some high fashion circles) generally attractive in the 20th century but really ugly during the late 90s and after

No. 1089215

>>1089180
You can be one too if you want.

No. 1089224

>>1088702
ily czennie

No. 1089228

>>1089180
which thread ?

No. 1089231

>>1089195
Some women can't have curves and just look like a fridge no matter the weight so this makes no sense imo.

No. 1089238

>>1089228
Fitness thread in /g/. Prepare yourself anon.

No. 1089243

>>1089238
wheeewww. thank you for this

No. 1089309

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>>1089180
>tfw the average /g/ poster is a buff stacy

No. 1089339

>>1089309
>>1089180

If it makes you feel any better I just discovered this cite, saw someone mentioned a lady version of 4 chan so I wanted to come check it out.

No. 1089344

Sage because this is barely a confession but I've been vegan for 3 years but still crave meat and dairy so so often and I've never admitted it lol (I never give in though)

No. 1089458

>>1089192

Well thank you, that is very flattering

No. 1089461

>>1089339
>admitting to being a newfag

oh…….

No. 1089464

>>1089215
I'm not really interested in fitness tbh, I only want to drool over the women who are.
>>1089461
She's a hot newfag, and I for one welcome her.

No. 1089466

>>1089344
Its your body telling you that you are deficient. Craving is your body telling you to get the nutrients you are missing.

If you get them a lot I would be worried about your health.

No. 1089471

with this whole discussion i just want to say:
be careful with what you post here, posting your body here will lead to males taking those pictures and posting it on their sites to either make fun off you or jerk off.

No. 1089518

i really hate my teacher’s accent, i don’t like that class because hearing her speak is like nails on a chalkboard. also we’re from the same country kek.

No. 1089544

>>1089471
Thanks for the heads up but I'm not too worried. I always cover up my face or anything that could be used to identify me when I post

No. 1089586

>>1089464
You're missing out. Everyone who needs a nurse to help them stand up out of a chair and go to the bathroom in retirement homes "wasn't into fitness" and never learned to squat or deadlift. You don't have to do more than a couple hours a week of weights to avoid that.

No. 1089599

>>1089466
Thanks nonna, I did a blood test a while ago and everything was okay except my vit. D. I take B12 supplements and I'm not raw vegan or restrict so I'm really not sure what it is, I mostly crave it when I'm actually hungry though so maybe because it's more calorie dense

No. 1089606

>>1089344
>>1089466

If you’re not gonna eat meat or dairy you’ve gotta make a point to really hardcore eat foods that have the nutrients people usually get from animal products. This is hard to do because most vegan foods don’t have those nutrients in sufficient quantities. Get your blood tested too.

My only vegan friend quit it a few months ago and has gained like 30lbs since. Went from a verifiable stick to a regular thin dude. It’s a lot harder to have a balanced vegan diet than people think.

No. 1089610

>>1089586
I'll only do it if Back-anon agrees to be my personal trainer. Otherwise, I accept my weak-legged fate.

No. 1089611

>>1089599
Not just calorie dense, sounds like you are craving food with higher fat content. Maybe you should eat more nuts and seeds?

No. 1089619

>>1089610
Made me kek, but you could get a trainer like that! I wish you the best, and even if you start small, your future self will thank you.

No. 1089632

>>1089611
It's probably this, it's notoriously difficult to get the necessary amount of fat on a plant based diet. I'd recommend seeds and nuts too, and also olives and avocados are nicely fatty.

No. 1089652

>>1089611
>>1089599
Vit D is the most important as it regulates all functions in your body and to synthesize it from the sun you need cholesterol, which your body can make but its not optimal to rely on, and animal foods are the only food source. Could you eat hunted meat or pasture raised? Or wild caught fish? It harms way less animals than plants does, so technically more cruelty free than a vegan diet

>>1089632
>>1089632
Its impossible to eat enough necessary fat, as cholesterol only comes from animals. Seed oils are not fat and your body doesn't process them the same, leaving you deficient no matter how many nuts or avocados you eat. And at that point you might as well eat animals, as nut and avocado crops kills way more animals than eating meat does.

No. 1089662

>>1089652
>Seed oils are not fat
This isn't true.

No. 1089690

>>1089652
Don't forget that plant foods are deficient in essential amino acids. Any vegan needs to know this and diversify their protein intake. Meat and dairy are complete proteins so this could be another reason for the cravings.

No. 1089787

>>1089611
>>1089652
>>1089690
Thanks nonna's, I'll look more into it! I don't want to eat animals again but I didn't know any of this tbh, I just thought I was a lardass lol. I eat mostly high carb stuff like fruit/veg, pasta and rice and occasionally beans and high fat things like avocado and fries (lol). Thanks for the advice ♥

No. 1090213

Perhaps my small crush has developed into a small obsession. Every time

No. 1090232

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>>1089690
But you don't have to do it in the same sitting, throughout the day is fine.
>Further, the once-popular recommendation of combining protein sources to achieve a complete essential amino acid profile in each feeding is no longer considered necessary

No. 1090431

>>1090232
Ha, I knew the ~complete protein~ thing is bollocks.
Why at they like this? X food bad, no actually it's not. Y food necessary, no actually it's not.
Like shut the fuck up completely if you can't stop confuting your own findings.

No. 1090505

>>1089662
https://www.forbes.com/sites/alicegwalton/2016/04/13/the-animal-vs-vegetable-fat-saga-continues/?sh=584376307bd0

They're a completely different type of fat and therefore metabolised differently in the body. Excluding all moral reasoning, eating a source of fat that wasn't created by a a modern mechanical process of extraction and refinement would logically be more natural to (and better for) the body. We don't adjust to new sources of 'food' that quickly - as evidenced by how unhealthy the modern diet is making everyone.

No. 1090514

>>1090505
I don't trust a single nutritional study published in papers, they all change their tune too often depending on which company/industry is lobbying it's products hardest.

No. 1090523

Take it to the diet thread.

No. 1090556

I wish I had a cute boyfriend or somthing lol. My perfect type would cosplay with me and sing show tunes and stuff and not be cringe or clingy. I want a man with emotional self control. I’m lonely and sad and I haven’t had a date in a year.

No. 1091085

This was the very first English song I knew by heart. I'll forever stumblr over alarm a llama though.

No. 1091170

>>1090556
I hope you find him nonnie. My bf does those things with me so they are out there. You deserve it.

No. 1091218

>>1090556
I want a boyfriend too nona. Or girlfriend. Whatever comes first. I've felt so lonely lately and I just want someone irl to be cringeworthy with

No. 1091248

i've been lurking here since 2016, that's my confession.

No. 1091325

I’m making toy wands for my cats out of walnut and sisal and I just realized how much of a bougie bastard that makes me.

No. 1091336

My dumbass bought baby doll sized clothes off ebay despite not having any baby dolls because it had a straw hat.

No. 1091340

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I'm a cow's next door neighbor, but haven't cow-tipped or befriended her out of fear they might hurt or dox me. It sucks because they're really struggling and in dire need of an IRL friend, but I'm a normalfag who they'll probably end up hating lol

No. 1091341

>>1091340
Nonny, are you in Mesa?

No. 1091347

>>1091325
Anon, literally who cares, you ARE allowed to have nice things.

No. 1091425

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I want to be loved by a fit, handsome, and kind man at least once in my life. Every single moid I have gone out with has hurt me and I never had passion or true chemistry with any of them. They all used me in one way or another.

I want to feel genuinely loved and appreciated.

No. 1091534

>>1091340
slightly related, one time i visited a friend in the us and she lived pretty much next door to simply kenna/cozykitsune. was pretty weird to see her irl.

No. 1091560

I genuinely enjoy the smell of nail polish remover

No. 1092067

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A lot of people just assume that I'm hafu, since I was a kid. When I am in a regular context, I guess they usually just think I am white, but whenever I say I speak japanese or when I am at a "japanese context" (like a japanese company, school, competition, festival, presentation, etc) they just automatically assume that I am hafu and I am always correcting them. I even had a japanese veteran come to me and say that I should be proud of "our" heritage didn't correct him cause he was very old and he seemed so emotional. Even when I was in Japan I had a family asking me if I was hafu.
I am thinking of low key just assuming that identity when going back to live in Japan for non-official interactions. Live the dream Pixyteri couldn't.

No. 1092076

I wash my whole body with the pussy soap cos it smells good

No. 1092128

>>1092067
If only I could improve my Japanese I could also live PT's dream and just larp as a Japanese person since I'm Asian and whenever I go people look at me like I'm retarded because my Japanese sucks kek

No. 1092175

>>1092067
I don't get it, so you're white? When I was in Japan at first people asked me if I was a hafu despite being completely unrelated to Europe and Asia genetically, then people started thinking I was either Indian or Pakistani, especially Indians and Pakistanis themselves. A bunch of Japanese people also thought my Cambodian friend was half Japanese half whatever other Asian nationality, but that one is way more believable for obvious reasons. People aren't always guessing right because they're trying to guess based on context and not on how you look.

No. 1092291

>>1092128
You can improve it, nonnie! I believe in you

>>1092175
Yes, I'm white but I'm not anglo. I am from a latam country and I am just a bunch of things mixed, but my skin is super fair so I'm considered white here. I posted that hafu model because it's the closest to my own looks aside from me being way, way uglier, having shitty skin and darker hair
I'm not saying it's bad or good, though, just a thing that I find a little funny, since I've heard it from nikkei, non-nikkei, japanese and hafu alike, mostly in my own country. I feel like a passive great deceiver! (jk)
Also unless you're super anglo, I believe a lot of japanese people in Japan just think you're hafu if you say "ohayou gozaimasu" with no accent.

No. 1092300

>>1092067
Thats cool but keep me a spot on your couch for when i come visit

No. 1092307

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>>1092300
I'm waiting for you at my engawa where we can both bask in the beauty of our heriteji fuurin, anon.

No. 1092310

>>1092291
>spoiler
That would explain why people asked me if I was hafu at first. That doesn't explain why Indians thought I was one of them and why Pakistanis also thought I was one of them though, but that made for funny conversations. I also learned that way that some gaijin hunters have a preference for Indian girls apparently?

By the way, all the white people I knew from university who went to Japan on an exchange program were asked if they were Americans way more often than if they were from any European country even though they were all French.

No. 1092319

>>1092310
If they thought you were pakistani or indian, you probably have warm undertoned caramel/tan skin that's a bit darker than your friends. I think they'd also guess your friends were American because most foreigners are.

No. 1092321

I hate men more than i like other women, tbh

No. 1092322

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>>1092310
A bit OT so sage, but when I was in Japan, our group got literally 日本語上手'd for an "ohayou gozaimasu". The dude was really shocked to see with didn't have that classic American accent, so he said our pronunciation was good. TBF the group was mostly made of nikkeijin, but it goes to show how easy is to get the 日本語上手 status and therefore asked if you are at least half japanese kek
I guess it is a better testament to one's japanese skill to be told you're bad, because at least then they know you have the actual ability to understand their criticisms and corrections, also the nuances of saying this without sounding like a complete asshole.
Only if Pixy actually went to Japan, maybe she would get her honorary hafu status as well and wouldn't have had to troon out…..

No. 1092323

>>1092321
same lol

No. 1092330

>>1092322
wait a second, PT trooned out???

No. 1092331

>>1092322
I went through that too, there was only one time when the person who said that meant it. She was in the same room as me in a guesthouse and she told me the usual "nihongo jouzu desu ne" and when I told her it's not that good because I forget a lot of words and kanji she told me that I was good enough to hold a conversation with her so she means it. The rest was a bunch of people who thought just telling them konnichiwa meant I could understand their complicated and very fast conversations full of weird slang.

>>1092319
Yeah, I'm berber but I lost my tan by then since I arrived in Winter so I looked like I had jaundice kek. Anyway, I was surprised to see that many of the Indians and Pakistanis I met were even more pale than I was. A coworker of one of my best friend was Indian and my friend thought I was telling her bullshit when I told her all of this so she showed her coworker a picture of me and her coworker legit though I was from India or a neighbor country. Unrelated but this reminds me of all the other North Africans I know who traveled to American countries as tourists and who are mistaken for latinos for the same reason.

No. 1092334

>>1092310
I mean. America is right there. Europe is on the other side of the globe. It’s likelier.

No. 1092339

I'm a "squirter" and it's literally just pee. It's clear/smells like nothing since most women are obsessed with drinking lots of water and that's the biggest excuse they have for why squirt isn't pee. I can't help it though and I've talked to my gyno and do my kegals and the whole 9 yards, I'm not incontinent either, it's similar to how some people will poop when they orgasm and the pressure builds up causing me to empty my bladder. "Squirting videos" and stuff make me wanna puke since I know they're all just peeing

No. 1092346

>>1092322
>and wouldn't have had to troon out…..
huh?
>>1092339
>some people will poop when they orgasm
huh???

No. 1092353

>>1092346
PT is a boy now and everyone shits themselves when they cum except for you

No. 1092362

>>1092339
im a squirter and a gusher and I've done tests where ive blocked my urethra with a pad and tipped forward while I squirted, came from above the urethra when I squirt and below the urethra when I "gush". Also is always clear even when I'm dehydrated, but yeah it does have a smell. Might be loosely tied to the urinary system but I think its more of an evolutionary dead end supplimentary gland because its thin but not the same consistency as piss. to say its pee because you've watched pee-porn of women injecting their urethras with liquid so it gushes out in a high powered stream means you might be kind of pornsick.

No. 1092372

>>1092362
How do you even squirt? I have no reason to believe that squirt is the exact same as pee, but I've never understood how anyone does it.

No. 1092378

>>1092362
nta but i still don't get where it comes from

No. 1092379

>>1092346
>>1092330
She hasn't fully trooned out, she flip flops a lot about her ~gender~, but right know I think she's considering herself to be an enbie and hates when people tells her she's a woman and that she has a female body. A while back though she was full on delusional and even thinking she was growing a penis. Then she backtracked and now she's more lowkey about it. It's all in her threads if you wanna know more.
I unironically think Pixy looks the cutest and happiest using any type of traditional japanese garb, I get sad thinking about the timeline that never was of her living in Japan as a JET ALT or whatever.

>>1092331
I think most japanese people actually mean it when they say you're good at japanese because they probably expects 0 japanese from most gaijin all the time, unless they are coming for like academic reasons or such. So yeah, when you expect nothing, even a little bit is surprising. Some use it as a way to encourage further learning. The problem is when delusional gaijin use it as a totes real metric of japanese skill. I've seen an ex-classmate bragging that people in Japan thought her japanese was good when I'm 100% sure that they just 日本語上手'd her.

No. 1092380

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I've been obssessed with JFK jr and Carolyn Bessette for almost a week since some burger anon posted JFK jr on the Eurofag thread. I knew about them before but I never looked at a picture of HIM closely. I'm a schizo and the whole conspiracy theory of Kennedy's assassination is so interesting to me. I've been looking for any video of them on yt and paparazzi photos as well. It's the mix of a tragic but privileged life (his father's death amongst other relatives, and their tragic death too that involved Carolyn's sister Lauren), 90s New York and fashion, and the fact that he was so damn handsome and she was so pretty and stylish. I really wish I was some sort of invisible consciousness that could travel back in time and constantly observe in silence whatever they did. It's like my life is not enough, very uninteresting, and I want to experience a thrilling life full of luxury and jet set drama. I feel sad for doing this because they never had any real privacy and I'm looking at pictures taken by people that were very annoying and bothered them so much. I also feel very stupid because this is just a vapid obssession over deceased people.

No. 1092382

>>1092372
It's a mystery. Despite every talking about how nasty squirting is i've always wanted to try and make myself do it just for science. I've heard stories of women who were able to squirt despite never knowing they could either through using the right sex toy or just having sex with someone who figured out the right angles.

No. 1092383

>>1092362
>to say its pee because you've watched pee-porn of women injecting their urethras with liquid so it gushes out in a high powered stream means you might be kind of pornsick.
NTA but I really did think it was pee. It was my biggest argument against pornsick scrotes with a squirting fetish who think it's "girl cum" different from pee, but I never really thought that it could've been staged, which I guess makes sense.

No. 1092385

>>1092362
easiest way to tell is just take some pyridium tbh, figured out it wasn't piss when I squirted clear and then pissed bright orange right after

No. 1092388

>>1092385
You're a genius.

No. 1092389

>>1092385
Or eat asparagus

No. 1092392

>>1092385
Then what the hell is it if it's not pee? I'm honestly confused. I've never squirted so I can't test it myself and whenever I look it up on google I get different answers. Is it just one of life's greatest mysteries?

No. 1092397

>>1092392
NTA but we just don't know because science neglects female bodies in many, many aspects. Including this one.

No. 1092403

>>1092397
This
Also I think women do both. Like sometimes yes, it’s piss and other times it’s not. Because I’ve definitely squirted before and I’ve also definitely pissed myself before lol

No. 1092408

I’ve never ever felt as sexually aroused by anyone or anything as I do just thinking about my Nigel, let alone by being with him. He’s like a drug, he makes me so weak and ready just by existing. A mere daydream makes me so hot and flustered. I’ve never had a connection like this before. True love is so HOT!

No. 1092410

We have this all gender toilet in my uni and I sometimes leave my bloody pads there to scare off the scrotes. I know that at least one other woman does it too because I don't use tampons. If you read this ily

No. 1092411

>>1092392
There’s a certain gland that’s stimulated and excretes liquid.

No. 1092412

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No. 1092422

>>1092408
I forgot to add: my arousal usually depends on where I am in my menstrual cycle. Like many, I’m most aroused just before my period and least after. The first time I met him I had just stopped being on my period and noticed already how my body was reacting; breasts ceased being sensitive, no more bloating, not as distractingly aroused. Yet when we were together he turned me on in a way I had never been turned on before. All we did was kiss and cuddle but I’m so in love with this guy and he does everything so perfectly that my body just needed him in every possible way. It made me fear when I did actually enter that period of my cycle where I am by default a horndog. It’s something extremely flustering and I have to watch my thoughts because it’s so easy to become distracted. So happy but also aaaaa, because we are both very conservative and take intimacy slowly. We have only made out clothed until now because we are at a slow pace. aaaaa hsbsbsb

No. 1092430

I yearn to be a politician but I have an unsuitably colourful past. The fear of national scrutiny of me (and my extension my family) is making me stagnate. It’s making me resent past me so much, which actually is pretty unfair because I went through a lot which majorly factored into the decisions I made.

No. 1092515

I look like Paul Dano so it's nice to see some anons who are into him

No. 1092527

>>1092515
email me immediately

No. 1092550

Having my feet rubbed feels better than sex and I would happily date a foot fetishist if it meant I could get my feet touched all the time

No. 1092701

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never drew porn before, but just decided to attempt it bc i figured i should try something new, so i used some doujinshi references and replaced charas with my husbando and …myself. got so aroused and flustered i had to stop. also kind of surprised myself that i was able to get the anatomy correct without much issue
but dont think i'll be doing this again. definitely not productive

No. 1092703


No. 1092705

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>>1092550
I think moids hate feet guys because feet guys really can't humiliate, use and demean a woman even a fraction as much as other fetishes. If you like women's feet you are by default gonna give her pleasure with foot rubs and not trying to push boundaries like analfags.

No. 1092708

>>1092705
I would add that liking feet is almost the man worshiping the woman in a way. HOWEVER, there has been cases of men with violent foot fetishes who have gone as far as violating the personal spaces of women for the sake of their fetishes and harassed them. These men are rare thankfully. Imo the ass guys are the absolute worst and should be the ones getting attacked, particularly the ones who like those crazy bbls. I would say boob guys as well but at least they have better self-control.

No. 1092715

>>1092705
personally i would feel creeped out if anyone obsessed over my feet and/or asshole too even if the former is supposed to be "worshiping", it just comes off as weird and unsettling just like other body part obsessions

No. 1092746

>>1092705
Jerry Brudos

No. 1092757

I love being in love and not judgmental whatsoever. I can be so harsh and it’s so freeing to instead be guided by love, love, love and love! He’s so perfect and I wouldn’t have seen this if I hyperfocused on superficial things. And he’s so handsome…

No. 1092780

>>1092515
You must be so cute!
also same, but with Adam Driver - kinda. I do love him myself though kek

No. 1092800

This one italian guy on tiktok is kinda hot

No. 1092983

>>1092701
Damn I wish I didn't get so embarrassed when looking at or trying to draw my husbando so I could do this.

No. 1093041

>>1092708
Plus it's not always about worship. A friend of mine dated a guy who wanted her to jerk him off using her feet, which was both uncomfortable and extremely tiring for her. No foot massages, no worship, just "paint your toes and jerk me off", kek.

No. 1093129

>>1092708
>>1093041
A guy in my high school used to go around stealing girls shoes off their feet during class and repeatedly harassed girls trying to get them to kick him in the balls in gym class until he eventually got in trouble. They’re not all innocent “worshippers” unfortunately. A lot of foot fetish scrotes can be super aggressive/insistent about wanting to be stepped on/kicked too. They’re still scrotes, after all.

No. 1093301

When I go to any male-dominated imageboard for a single thread, unfortunately I end up regressing a bit and pick up the habit of avoiding references to my or other female poster's sex (even though I'm on lolcow) again. Just a while ago I unconsciouly hesitated to refer to someone else as "she".
Why can't there be a couple more imageboards for women where the ones remaining on 4chan can migrate? That way I wouldn't have to touch male online spaces ever again and we could all have our own threads in peace without scrotes ruining them every time.

>>1093129
>>1093041
lmao I can't believe people here are actually defending foot fetishist scrotes just because they're "not as bad" as ass/boob fetish coomers or because of "free foot massages". Plus, many people, like me, just find feet disgusting, the thought of fetishizing my feet that obsessively is absolutely gross.

No. 1093370

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I really liked my PE teacher even as a kid. He was an older soft-spoken man, not at all the stereotypical hardass people usually imagine. In some ways that probably made it harder for him. Always having to wrangle a bunch of annoying kids who didn't want to be there and didn't take him seriously. Everyone hated PE, the athletes found it pointless in comparison to their sports drills and the normies were loathe to drag their flabby asses into the gym. I was somewhere in-between, part of a few teams but didn't really take them too seriously. All I knew was that if I was forced to be there I wanted to make the most of my time. We would do fitness tests at the start of the year then measure them again at the end, and I remember improving my flexibility, getting strong enough to climb a rope, reducing my body fat and my time to jog a mile went from like 15 minutes to 10. I made real improvements, was one of the only kids that did, and I remember my teacher looking at my stats and saying nice work, I'm so proud of you for improving so much, it's got to feel great. And it did. I didn't have a dad around growing up and for the most part it didn't matter, my mom was/is awesome, but even if it was minimal it was nice to have a one kind male influence in my life. I find it ironic now that many of the same people who used to gripe about that class are probably shelling out tons of cash for some gymbro trainer to do the same thing they could've gotten for free (or at least on their parents' dime) in school.

No. 1093446

I don’t know if food addiction is a thing, but if it is, then I’m pretty sure I have it. Specifically junk food addiction. It started in my first year of college and it made me gain like 30 kilos in only two years. My cravings for junk are seriously unbearable. I can’t focus on anything if I get a craving, I spend hours and hours opening and closing delivery apps only to give up and order McDonalds or Burger King in the end. I also always ask the delivery drivers to just leave the order at my door without knocking because I’m too ashamed of them judging me. I eat junk several times a week, I can only go one-two weeks MAX without it, then my dumbass redownloads all the apps and the cycle continues… I also used to hoard and hide unhealthy snacks in my room when I was living with my parents. But at least then I had to control myself since I lived with other people. Now I’m living alone and gaining a crazy amount of weight. All of this is probably laughable for people who have a healthy relationship with food but yeah that’s how my life is right now…

No. 1093460

>>1093446
Junk food addiction is real. One study showed Oreos to be more chemically addicting than fucking heroin. Sugar and fat which are abundant in junk foods activate the same parts of the brain that hard drugs do. It feels hard to quit because it is. Just some food for thought.

No. 1093577

>>1093301
i don't even care anymore i just say she or her all the time if i'm using 4chan or not. idc. it makes them seethe too so its funny

No. 1093610

One of my friends is sick and thinks she has pneumonia and I feel fucked up because for a split second I wished she died. I don't mean that in a malicious way either. She's been suffering for years now and unable to get out of the hole she's been in and living with abusive family members. Always broke, tied down by her manchild father because he makes her pay his bills while he blows his money on gambling. I don't see her ever getting out of it and I just wish her peace.

No. 1093617

>>1093577
Hmmmm, ok, I guess I'll start doing that kek

No. 1093625

>>1093610
i wish your friend good health and wealth

No. 1093629

>>1093625
AYRT, me too honestly. I want to see her overcome this and I've been trying to help where I can but it just seems impossible after this long. If anything I hope her dad fucks off and dies though I know that's awful to say too. She already lost her mom, who was her only defense from her dad

No. 1093696

I agree with Russell Brand and if more people were like his current self the world would be a much, much better place.

No. 1093702

>>1093460
>One study showed Oreos to be more chemically addicting than fucking heroin.
damn i can't even eat more than 4 without getting the shits or feeling sick

No. 1093763

>>1093696
Holy shit, this made me look him up. I had no idea he was this based. Surprised he still is getting roles tbh with the current climate, but then again I never heard a peep about his views so maybe they're choosing to not address it. I'm so happy that someone this well-known is speaking out for once.

No. 1093817

Sometimes I accidentally claim another anons post, I don't mean to and idk what's wrong with me. Sometimes if I read a simple post, and see it again later, it's like my brain faintly recalls it and thinks I made it, and I address the replies. I think I have early onset dementia or maybe I post too much at 1am

No. 1094342

I go on crystal.cafe to complain about lolcow and I come here to complain about crystal.cafe

No. 1094366

>>1094342
Me too

No. 1094466

I met a guy months back, we were chatting away and he seemed flirty, he lives right around the corner from me and we bumped into each other a few more times afterwards but nothing happened. We got kind of awkward at making small talk and now I haven't seen him around in a while. I'm kind of relieved tbh.

One of the times when I spotted him right after that initial chat he was driving a car and waved at me from the drivers seat.. then afterwards I'd see that same car outside on his road. I have to walk his road on my way to work so on days where his car was parked outside I would feel all self conscious walking past his place seeing as he's probably at home. I was nervous because I had been so stupidly attracted to him at first. I know the moment has passed so I'm over that but I just don't want to awkwardly run into him someday. It's the first time I've ever been so genuinely physically attracted to a male. New territory and I hated every moment of it.

A couple weeks back I spotted his car on the next street over, a young couple got out and it wasn't him. Looks wise they def couldn't be close relatives (dif ethnicity) Then yesterday I spotted it on that street again and two other people that aren't him and aren't that couple got out.. I'm so confused about this car. I swear I'm not stalking this guy lol. I just live in a small village and you tend to know cars and who drives them. Now I feel stupid for breaking into a sweat every time I saw 'his car' was at home as I passed by. God knows what the story is with this car and it's endless amount of unrelated drivers. And yes it was the same car with the same plate. Talking to scrotes… not even once nonnies. This is your brain on scrote.

No. 1094616

When I was walking today I found an unopened snack on the ground and ate it.

No. 1094635

>>1094616
what kind of snack

No. 1094641

>>1094616
Been there, done it, no shame. Found a whole fucking candy bar on the ground once after Halloween night, no rips, no punctures, a perfectly fine Mr Big and I fucking ATE THAT SHIIIIT

No. 1094647

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>>1094635
A big Rice Krispie treat, I couldn’t pass that up.

No. 1094688

The theme song to The Littlest Hobo makes me sob hysterically. I can't even think about it too much or I start crying. Just the thought of this dog wandering from town to town and giving people comfort and helping them with simple problems by just being a good dog ugggghhhhh I know this is what the Hobo wants, this is how he's chosen to live his life, but the fact that he doesn't have a home and a family fills me with agony.

No. 1094694

>>1094688
the dog has you anon, he always has a home as long as he lives in your heart

No. 1094695

>>1094694
Oh God I'm crying again

No. 1094781

>>1094688
kek I'm like this with some songs too. Sometimes I try to sing a song but when it gets to the most emotional and highest-pitched part I can't contain my tears lol. But this is not the same as that, this is when you can't even stand thinking about the song at all because even that makes you tear up, sometimes those songs have a really melancholic melody too. I understand perfectly. I don't know why I've never been able to get over it but it's been like this since childhood.
I remember one time when I was a kid, my parents found me bawling my eyes out in the garage because I was listening to this song and thinking a lot about the lyrics kek
what the FUCK I'm listening to it and it STILL makes me cry, I didn't even feel like crying at all and I haven't listened to this song in at least 15 years

No. 1094784

>>1094688
He’s a wanderer, nonnie. If the Littlest Hobo wanted a family, he could find one. But he loves the road too much to settle down for long.

No. 1094801

>>1094688
For me it's this song… I don't even know what exactly it is about it but it always moves me for some reason

No. 1094814

>>1094781
FUCK I opened the video again and I'M CRYING AGAIN
Here's another good one that I always skip when I'm listening to my playlist, never fails to make me cry, especially after I read what really happened to her, which wasn't publicly known when this song was first released. It's about Laika the dog so you can probably already imagine how sad it is. I ain't even gonna listen to it, I'm terrified of its power.

No. 1094860

My family doesn't encourage me to follow anything I like to do. They always tell me it's a hobby or something to do for fun. They always push what they want me to follow onto me. I'm forever bitter that they'll encourage scrotes but never me. My mother loves to treat me like I'm immature and retarded. I feel so empty. I did a dumb thing a few years ago. My mother got me from the hospital. I had no energy because of the dumb thing. I had a project I finished (barely), but when class time came around I had the worst panic attack. I didn't want to see my classmates in fear they'd ask questions. I told her I would take pictures of it (to show I completed it) with an explanation in an email. My mother got in my face, screamed at me that I was throwing my opportunity away. This was literally 3 days after being released. I hadn't even seen a doctor yet for meds. I felt worse than when I was doing the dumb thing. Made me regret it didn't work. Years later with therapy and meds, I still wish it worked. I hated what I was studying but I couldn't get out of college because my parents forced me in private schools therefore I had to go to college. The funny part is neither parent finished college. My mom only needed 2 more credits for her associates degree and decided she didn't like community college. I didn't have other options. I have no ambitions anymore. I've been this badly depressed for almost 16 years. I am so tired. My only hope is that anyone who has parents like mine just walk away.

No. 1094897

>>1094781
>el gato
>stopped reading there
you are not making me listen to a song about cats being hurt, even emotionally. cats i just cant do
>>1094814
it is so sad but the song doesn't really convey to me how sad it really was.
this mecano song nearly brings me to tears when i hear it though

No. 1094908

I fucked up and ordered a drink at the bar tonight with cream in it and I'm lactose, I really want to go to the bathroom and make myself puke now. I feel so sick.

No. 1094975

I got a perfect score on my essays in a college-level course in which I read none of the books. Higher education (in arts/humanities) is a joke

No. 1095016

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>>1054802
Based if true. The hoes are laughing (see reaction gif before I get called a scrote kek) but female NEETs will inherit the earth. Don't even care if the content is "bad" because this just serves as more proof that women make shit and men leech off it

No. 1095085

I love to husbando sperg with nonnies even though I'm not attracted to irl men It's just fun to gush about crushes that aren't real and sometimes I shit post husbandos too kek

No. 1095093

>>1094897
>even though I'm not attracted to irl men
You mean you're a lesbian? at least in real life? Well, not liking real men doesn't necessarily stop you from finding 2D men attractive. Unless you meant to say that you don't wanna fuck those either but still think it's fun to sperg with others about it?

No. 1095103

>>1095093
Irl I lean heavily towards women and I don't think I'd consider a real relationship with a scrote. I never had too many real life crushes (at least on people irl that I knew) anyway so I guess it's just to live out the fantasy of an idealized relationship(?) More nonnies here have husbandos than waifus here so it's just easier to gush about with them.

No. 1095109

>>1095085
>>1095103
you remind me of a Japanese streamer I watch on YouTube. She gushes over her husbando for roughly at least 5 years now, but recently she told that she 'doesn't need dick' and finds them gross (thanks to moids in YouTube chat) and is attracted to women irl. I don't know if -you are-, doesn't have to, really, you've got your whole life to figure it out, but I just found that cute.

No. 1095233

>>1094801
not even gonna click the link because i'm scared i'm right, but is it the meow meow i am just a kitten somethingsomething mittens song? because if so, me too. i always watched an inuyasha kirara amv when i was in elementary school.

No. 1095236

>>1095109
What's her name?

No. 1095259

When I was a teen, one of my biggest dreams was having a brothel, but I wanted a brothel because of the shiny clothes and the stages. I used to think that I could have the best brothel ever where the girls working for me just dance, never have sex with ugly moids, go to church with me on Sundays and are like best friends to me that live together with me at some eternal party.
I still don’t get where I got that idea from, maybe a half of an episode that I watched of striperella, and that one book I barely read about a prostitute with a golden heart that falls in love with some dude or something.
The thing is that I’m glad I dropped that after a few years and found a new obsession with wanting to have a band thanks to Hihi Puffy AmyYumi.

No. 1095268

>>1093446
Sounds like you might have OCD I think

No. 1095277

I fucking hate how RedTube saved the videos I watched and had a “Watch it Again!” section and I just have to witness again the absolute degenerate shit I jacked off to in the past.(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE)

No. 1095337

I consider myself to be happily married (only 2.5 years so maybe it gets worse, heh). We have less sex than we used to but it's not like we have a dead bedroom. Out of the people I've slept with he's high up on the list of good sex (though not the highest tbh). But I've been having constant – NIGHTLY – sex dreams about an ex and a current platonic friend. This has been going on for months. I dream about the same 2 guys over and over again. I hardly ever see them irl except for shows/concerts occasionally or the odd party, but when I do it's so awkward.

No. 1095355

I hate the "daddy's little porkchop" and "woman deep throating a corn dog" banners. I know the woman with the corn dog is a legendary lolcow, but I don't know who the greased up chick is. Shayna? Either way, I've had someone come up behind me on both and it made me wonder if they thought o was watching porn or on a porn site.

No. 1095371

>>1095355
I think the one greased up is mystery.jpg

No. 1095380

i would like to give and receive oral sex

No. 1095385

>>1095355
There’s way worse pics on this site all the time that anons post, why are you only worried about banners? Why are you playing such dangerous games reading lc when people are around? Kek

No. 1095395

>>1095355
same nonnie, this plus Shayna banners

No. 1095404

I know the date of international men's day by heart, but only because it's also the forbidden mans birthday.

No. 1095535

>>1095385
Yeah but the banners aren’t spoiled. Page loads up and I almost always get those two or Shayna with the lipstick kek.

No. 1095581

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I was in a store a few days ago looking at their easter choc/toy section. I spotted this kinder egg plush and I picked it up ready to buy it. Never seen them here before so my lil tard heart fluttered. I realized the bag on his back that's meant to be full of choc was empty. Then I realized there were no others.. because he wasn't actually there for sale. Some kid had probably dropped it and someone just threw it in with the easter stock. I put it back where I found it. I looked in another nearby grocery store to see if they were selling them. They weren't. I wanted one. I looked it up online and it's a flight exclusive duty free item.. fuck.

Today, 3/4 days later I went to the same store to get a few bits and couldn't believe the thing was still there. I mean they had those 3 days minimum to go get it back.. probably longer. I might've rescued him.

No. 1095605

>>1095581
I'm confused, did you get him? Like paid for at the store even if it wasn't for sale? Or did you just take it kek

No. 1095615

>>1095605
He was homeless and now he's getting the love he deserves. That's all that matters.

No. 1095651

>>1095615
Why do you keep dancing around saying that you took stole him anon kek. I'm sure he's a very happy kinder egg now. Did you stuff him in your purse or just walked out with it?
Honestly, a couple years from now the kid that originally owned him is gonna be like "wtf happened to my kinder egg toy".

No. 1095652

>>1095615
You could put some small stuff in the backpack.

No. 1095657

When I'm rinsing my ass in the shower I like to spray my asshole with the shower head because it feels really good. Using the shower head on my vagina does nothing for me. I've thought about masturbating while doing it but I never have because I like to just wash my body and get out when I'm showering. I feel kind of ashamed about it even though I shouldn't.

No. 1095706

>>1095657
Isn't this how you do an enema?

No. 1095715

>>1095706
No, to do an enema you have to actually insert and inject water in your butt. Enemas also don't feel good.

No. 1095718

>>1095706
the difference between sprinkling your asshole and shoving the shower head up there

No. 1095727

>>1095657
I wash my ass the same way, but not because it feels good but because I simply wanna get clean. Sometimes, though, I hit in a very weird angle and get hit by some disgusting feeling stretching through my entire body, and I can feel it even in my teeth. It's actually the same feeling you get when you bite onto something specific, but I can't for the life of mine remember what exactly it is. Anyways, I always get scared washing my ass the next time afterwards because I'm worried it'll happen again.

No. 1095762

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I'm bi, have had a few girlfriends, actually had my first sexual experience with one, gone all the way, dated openly, yadda yadda. But I've had so much more experience with men that at this point, I think I'm more "comfortable" with them because with men, I'm performing. It's easy to "be sexy" to men – all you have to do is exist and stroke their ego while you stroke their dick, and occasionally pretend you're not interested. They're all one-trick ponies.

But women intimidate the fuck out of me, it's dumb because you'd think I'd feel more comfortable being with someone whose body and brain work way more like mine, but whenever a pretty girl breathes in my direction, I become the mouth-breathing idiot who suddenly doesn't know how to construct a sentence, let alone touch a girl.

I obviously have before, and it's always been wonderful, but I've always felt so unsure of myself, like I'll come off like some pillow princess who doesn't know what to do/want to do it, when in reality my brain is just short-circuiting the entire time like "OMG she's touching me. OMG. OMG!"

But I've always had that confident "maneater" thing going on, so I think girls are taken aback when they get me in the bedroom and suddenly I am visibly shaking. But not in a bad way? Fuck me, I don't know, but it's like it gets harder the older I get. "Female-only" dating pools are all infested with…beings…that I have no interest in even looking at, and meeting people once you're out of college is so hard. I've literally never used a dating app. IDK, I'm hopeless. Sorry for novel-blog.

No. 1095808

>>1095715
>>1095727
I’ve thought about giving myself an enema just to see what it feels like
Should I do it?

No. 1095812

>>1095808
its pretty annoying and feels weird and cold inside but it makes me feel really clean on the inside kek

No. 1095814

>>1095808
I just did a relatively small one to prep for surgery and honestly? It wasn't a big deal at all, it was some 200ml one I think

No. 1095821

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I love the smell of Christmas tinsel. I like to grab them by the handful and take a big deep whiff until I feel my brain cells die a little. I've been doing this every Christmas season since I was a kid. The sound alone makes my mouth water and I get goosebumps all over whenever I see fresh new tinsel at the stores during the holidays.

No. 1095835

>>1095812
>>1095814
Ok I’ll be back once I’ve done it be on the look out for me in the coming weeks

No. 1095843

Scared to weigh myself knowing all the junkfood I've been bingeing the past few months has probably caused me to gain 5 lbs but also curious. Wondering maybe if my weight redistributed itself, it's happened before and my hips and ass feel a lot fatter without it having gone too much to the rest of my body. Well, and a little to my stomach. Why can my gained weight never go to my boobs anymore

No. 1095869

All of this talk about enemas just reminded me of coffee enemas. Never gonna try one because I'm scared I would like it

No. 1095870

>>1095843
Don’t weigh yourself, nonnie, just eat healthy and exercise, then weight yourself after a few months.

No. 1095909

This is going to be written in a really ham fisted sorta way because I'm fried, but I think it's incredibly fucking neat how resilient women are. I think the things that happen to us are horrific, and I don't think the actions taken on us are cool by any fucking means. Please don't misconstrue me here. But the way that women deal with it all for the most part is so fucking badassed. How many male-written fucking pieces of media lazily write the female character as becoming evil or going totally psychotic after an infant death/rape/etc happening to her? In reality, how many women put into positions of complete peril turn it around and create charities or foundations, or create classes or raise attention to the very issue? They advocate for it happening to less women going forward. Not all of them, of course. Some can totally react in a cliché TV-trop way of course, but that certainly is not the majority. And not at all represented by the amount of media stating otherwise. It's an anonymous confession because I feel like it's super offensive to be like "you're so strong for being raped" or someshit and that's how this might come off, but I don't know how to better phrase it. Also I would never have a reason to say this anyway I guess.

No. 1095940

>>1095909
I fucking feel ya on this, anon. I've dealt with twisted shit lately, still dealing with nightmare shit and whilst I always think to myself how this will be the thing that turns me into a total psycho, it made me into a very charitable person. I donate a lot, I try to speak out and raise awareness as much as I mentally can whilst going through it all and that seems to be a very woman move, yeah I am bitter and angry, but even more so I want other women to be in the know.

No. 1095966

fookn love milk

No. 1096484

When I smell liquid fabric softener I can imagine myself being a soccer mom

No. 1096567

I know this guy i like watches porn because he referenced it in conversation (retard), I know it should make me mad and upset (and it does) but every time I think about it I imagine him masturbating and get turned on, lord help me is this what being attracted to irl moids is like? pls no I want to go back to being a functionally asexual autist maladaptive daydreaming about fictional characters

No. 1096606

>>1096567
if you think hes bf material, and you guys are in the flirting stage already you could try bringing up that porn makes you uncomfortable and drop a “id rather you do it to the thought of me” or some shit like that, most men go wild for that shit. hopefully hes not a porn addict though, wishing you the best anon! sorry if my advice is too vulgar for you kek.

No. 1096657

>>1096606
thank you anon, your advice is very helpful! I expected to just get roasted kek. We're not even in the talking stage yet (met twice, I just gave him my number yesterday) so it's early for all that lol but if/when we get there I will tell him that

No. 1097052

I'll probably get accused of being a moid for saying this, but I really like touching my boobs. Not even in a sexual way, but whenever I lie down and get comfy I just cup my boob because it feels really nice in my hand lol. They're not that big, but they just feel nice. Same reason when I sit I push my hand in between my thighs. It's just soft and warm in there and nice especially when my hands are cold. I guess it's like a comfort thing. I get paranoid one day I'll forget that I'm in public and do it by accident.

No. 1097058

>>1097052
I do this anon I understand kek

No. 1097086

>>1097052
I accidentally did this once in public, completely forgetting I was not at home. Probably been like 6 years and I still cringe thinking about it.

No. 1097089


No. 1097101

>>1097052
I had a hand on my boob as I was reading this kek

No. 1097105

>>1097052
I'm disgusted and itch my boobs in public. I'm nursing and they constantly itch and are sore so I'll re- adjust them in my bra to a comfortable position or just itch them. I don't mean to but no one seems to care or anything or notice

No. 1097106

>>1097052
Yep. They're pillowy orbs of comfort and attached to your own body. They feel nice, and it's still an interesting feeling to just move them around. Guys do that helicopter dick thing, we can have this without feeling rarted

No. 1097114

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>>1097106
I saw a video once a guy made about how women clutch their boobs when looking for things and fuck, I was so called out. Wish I could find it kek

No. 1097118

>>1097114
holy shit, that is true

No. 1097126

>>1097120
my aunt used to give me cash from the depths of her boobs

No. 1097139

Anyone else went through a radfem phase then a libfem phase and now they just stay away from feminism in general? I just consider myself a misandrist. I dont care about troons, moids will never change and i dont care about anti-SW anymore. Shit is too depressing

No. 1097142

>>1097139
Yes pretty much, except I'm only passively misandrist, I don't put much thought towards it unless a situation arises. I think this is a normal progression

No. 1097145

>>1097139
I feel you, however I think transvestites are the worst, creepiest and most predatory men there are and I hate them way more than the average moid. Don't get me wrong, I still hate moids but tr00ns just have something of like a skin walker to me, that want to actually hurt all women. Especially those who call themselves lesbians.

No. 1097166

>>1097139
Yeah, sort of the same with me. At one point, I used to deliberately look up awful male on female violence just to get worked up. Now, I am pretty much completely disconnected from men online and offline and try to just keep in my own little circle. When confronted with male degeneracy, I do discuss it but I'm far more removed now. I still agree with some radfem ideas but I also disagree in places. But I don't regret having a 'radfem phase', it was important to me and made me realize a lot of things.

No. 1097228

>>1097139
I went through a radfem phase after I peaked because of how anybody that was transphobic was called a terf, so I decided to embrace the label, but I honestly never even believed in most of radfem ideology and thoery. I just consider myself a transphobic misandrist now.

No. 1097231

I worry one day im going to have full blown schizophrenia. since I was a kid I thought there were invisible bugs that would crawl on me. I was convinced there was some species I didnt know about until I grew up enough to realize how stupid that sounds. A few times over my life I believed I saw ghosts in or around our houses including a dead family member who passed very far away. All horror media scared the hell out of me and made me insanely paranoid that my own reflection or shadow would come out. Thought I was over it all but lately I've been feeling the nonexistent bugs again. My back and arms look bad because I scratched them up too hard on accident. Not sure if it's shadows or little bugs I keep getting glimpses of but they arent there when I actually search. Something I have never confessed is my family went to a "believe it or not" exhibition and all one of my siblings got back from it was a pamphlet. It freaked me out that there was a cyclops dog in it. Made me question if the mirror was actually showing myself since we can never truly see what we look like without something reflective. So I threw it away or tore it up because it made me paranoid about my perception of what reality is. It's a regret looking back because that pamphlet was the one thing my sibling got from the whole walk through and I ruined it from my own freak out.

No. 1097232

>>1097139
I’ve never been a radfem, I’m just aware of how moids can ruin our lives on so many levels and how harmful it was for me to be amongst men since I was in primary school.
I’m not against SW at all, I actually enjoy seeing successful girls milking dudes when so many pick me’s are being doormats for free or even funding the scrote lifestyle. As long as people are not trafficked I’m okay with it.
Also many white radfems are so incredibly out of touch with the reality of poc women.

No. 1097245

>>1094616
Me too, someone left a whole unopened kinder bueno on the street. I submerged it in water to check the package was airtight, and it was, so i ate it. No regrets

No. 1097256

>>1097052
Still weird to me that some women get aroused from their boob

No. 1097263

>>1097052
ngl i sort of do it in public too, just not open palmed. i will have my hand in a soft fist with my wrist pushing my boob into my body and up a bit, its really comforting to me and no one has ever given me weird looks. i usually hold my boobs if im going up or down stairs fast regardless of if im out or not though, because i dont wear bras and the bouncing is uncomfortable sometimes.

No. 1097289

A few months ago I posted about wanting to block all my tranny followers on my art account, but not wanting to get canceled. Some people asked for updates with whether or not anything happened, and the answer was no. I blocked over 80 people including really big fans of my work who often reached out, and didn't receive any backlash for it. Nobody was able to isolate that the common denominator between them all was being a coomer so they couldn't really think it was a loaded action.
Anyway, I've just posted the most anti-troon rhetoric all over my account and pro-women sentiments possible. We'll see if there will be backlack now.

No. 1097296

>>1097289
You blocked 80 followers out of how many followers? If you have a lot of followers they wouldn't even notice that you blocked several people if they decide to check your account. And if they follow a lot of people some of them probably didn't even notice. I support you anon!

No. 1097299

my abusive mom discovered periscope (a livestreaming platform) when I was in grade 9 and would livestream me when I was having breakdowns due to her abuse.
One time she woke me up and then pushed me down our townhouse stairs with the vaccum because I didnt do a good job vacuuming them so I had to start from the bottom. (I fell down feet first but so my head and back hit the stairs)
Another time she held me outside our third story window and threatened to throw me out of it because my grades weren't good enough (B+'s while doing honors- funny enough she never graduated but I didnt know it at the time)
Another time she hit me on the head with a frying pan until the handle broke off because a spoon had a spot on it.
Another time she choked me because she said that she never wanted to have kids anyways and didnt stop until I almost gauged her eyes out.

Fast forward a bit, my mom tells me shes going to NY for a week and doesnt come back for 3 months.
No food, no money for food, no rent money.
My dad was split and working in a different state, he had to come back and lost his job. We lost our rental because no job=no money
My mom went NC and decided not to contact anyone for 3 months.

I started suffering at school and eventually went into a depressive psychotic episode (soon after I was diagnosed bipolar disorder 2).

Then when I was at school I lost it and went on tangent about how nothing was real, we were all dying, everyone could read my thoughts.
A couple kids thought it would be funny to snapchat me too, in which i grabbed their phones and told them I'd throw myself out the window with their phones to show them all that i had unlocked the truth or some bs
Anyways
Only 1 teacher asked me what was wrong and asked if I needed help when I told him he was in on the conspiracy. He called my dad(? But eventually I was taken home somehow) and I dont really remember after that

No. 1097301

>>1097299
Are you ok now? That sounds so horrifying and its scary no one reported you mother up to that point.

No. 1097302

>>1097299
samefag I know my writing is retarded but I'm tired plz mercy

You may have seen it on reddit but I deleted it now but she also left my sister and I in the middle of a logging road bc we pissed her off

I would ask myself why she had kids but it's literally for show cuz shes an nmom.

Just last year she called me telling me about how all her friends at work talk shit about me and dont like me because I said I found it creepy how she shows her 70 year old coworker my pics (again she says she hates me so ???)and how I dont find it flattering he wants to bang me

No. 1097307

>>1097302
Most narcissistic parent subs are filled with retarded failures who blame their parents but your mom is seriously ill. I hope you're doing better now.

No. 1097308

>>1097299
>>1097302

samefag again I'm sorry but she also would make me babysit her friends daughter (3) from ages 11-15 because she would smoke weed and get drunk w the parents and one night she confessed to me that HE SAID "anon has big tits for a 12 year old" and she used to make me put on tank tops or V-necks around him, I would also babysit her alone with him in the house while the mom and my mom were out??? Without my sister???

Also idk if I can post THE pic but I have a pic she made me take of me peeling corn and you can just see how suggestive it is and I'm 11 in it.

>>1097301
I never reported her and neither did my dad because their whole side is aware my moms side is fuckef (grandma* and all) so theres no point. I am moved and out and so is my sister with my dad luckily


*ok last confession

When I was in the psych ward for my 3rd suicide attempt (but first known to family) I used to work at a daycare with my grandma and she called me at the hospital to give me shit for making her look bad because I had to take a very discreet 'medical leave' and that if she dies without a family pic (because I dont talk to my mom and sister for XYZ reason) it's my fault and I should feel bad
kek

No. 1097313

>>1097308

oK LAST SAMEFAG BUT I just realized I had to disclaim I smoke weed too but realized that could come off anti-weed but basically I was trying to say she would just basically party when I would babysit for her friends kids


Oh and she would definitely be way too drunk to drive back home and I was scared to drive back home with her all the time but she would leave at like 2am and it would be school nights too.

Sorry again for shitty typing I've been up for like 2 days and its 6am now hngh

No. 1097334

I find sims 3 pudding faces attractive. I like the round faces and soft features.
Sims 2 and 4 sims are extremely unattractive, I hate the baboon-like elongated midfaces.

No. 1097336

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as a kid, my grandma on my dad's side always had this tin of cookies around and i always wanted cookies but she never gave me any. she didn't use it for sewing supplies, like most people do, apparently. there were always cookies in it. i would gather up the courage to ask and she'd just say no and eat them herself.

i've been obsessed with cookies in tins since then but i never actually bought any because of how expensive they are and what if i don't like them? but eventually i just said fuck it and today i bought a giant box of cookies in a tin. 9 euros for 1 kilo of cookies. picrel is the one i bought.

No. 1097342

>>1097336
>tfw cookie story but no cookie review
well anon, were they any good??

mine were always sewing supplies with the occasional stale sugar cookie

No. 1097345

>>1097336
You sure those weren't canna cookies your grandma was indulging in

No. 1097352

File: 1647267218069.jpg (20.55 KB, 300x200, matilda.jpg)

>>1097336
That instantly reminded me of Ms. Trunchbull from Matilda not allowing Ms. Honey to have any of her chocolates when Ms. Honey was a child.

No. 1097353

>>1097342
kekkk sorry i haven't tried them all yet, but so far they're pretty good, albeit very sweet/sugary. i think it'll be better when i have a coffee to counterbalance the sweetness.

>>1097345
nah, she gave cookies to my aunts/uncles and my dad, but we never got any. my cousin and i once stole a cookie each and we were fine. also my grandma was way too addicted to cigarettes to choose any other drug.

>>1097352
kek yes i remember watching this movie several times and always telling my mom that this scene reminded me of my shitty grandma.

No. 1097358

My ideal scrote is lonely as shit. No friends, all his love goes to me. That's what I want. No one able to look through his autism except his family and me. Just completely devoted, no cumbrain, just romantic cuddle cuddle I love you can I help you cook type scrote. I just want a scrote that doesn't exist.

No. 1097359

>>1097353
So all the grownups got it, but off limits to kids? Definitely canna cookies lol

No. 1097437

I’m sort of terrible at holding grudges because over time I forget most of the things that the person had done that pissed me off. I still won’t talk to them but I just won’t remember what the root issue was, and then I’ll wonder if the falling out was justified.

No. 1097455

This is the only place where I feel at least a bit that I belong and fit in, even if it's probably just because I can stay anonymous. Thank you nonnies for being here.

No. 1097465


No. 1097467

>>1097358
Can confirm nonna. Found one 12 years into dating. Alot of shitty first dates before that. Hang in there

No. 1097468

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No. 1097473

>>1097467
where did you find him, nonnie?

No. 1097476

I'm working from home but my clients and coworkers won't stop fucking up that one specific excel file we collectively use everyday so I decided to slack off this afternoon because I'm tired of this. I'll catch up tomorrow at the office anyway, I'll have a better internet connection there so whatever. And related to my job: my mentally ill, unreliable big sister is unemployed right now and looking for a job so she's often asking me to help her get a job at my company. FUCK NO. We're in a tiny office, the workload is too much for her, she has none of the qualifications and experience required, she doesn't even know how to use word or excel and she'll harass everyone until she can be fire to collect unemployment like last time. I need my own private life far away from this bitch. She thinks I'll let her ruin my career just because she "helped" me get a shitty minimum wage job at a call center by just giving me the company's name once. I told her in high school that if she wants a comfortable job she needs to at least get her high school diploma and maybe another degree after that but she was too busy partying and smoking weed while harassing my teachers and I because I had better grades than her. Fuck this bitch.

>>1097455
Same. I feel at home here.

No. 1097493

>>1052830
The anons in the TND thread are so extra. Girls please go touch grass

No. 1097496

i wish i wasn't such a brainwashed liberal for almost all my life. I wish I would have peaked before i got breast implants years ago. it's one of my biggest, most expensive fucking regrets in life

No. 1097498

>>1097289
Thank you nonnie. You're beautiful in your fight against the freak menace

No. 1097507

>>1097052
I'm the total opposite, I freak out whenever anything touches my chest even if it's just lightly brushed. Sometimes I wonder if I was molested, but don't really have any memories of that..

No. 1097625

>>1097467
Ah good for you nona! Teach me your secrets!

No. 1097759

>>1097473
>>1097625
I found him in the countryside outside my home city and immediately i crushed on him. We spent all night talking. We were introduced through a mutual friend. (A friend who has known my bf since childhood; practically family)
My secret? I guess….
>no dating apps
>i was single for 7 years, didnt settle for little dick energy
>lucky timing

No. 1097845

Hello I am obsessed with myself and I stare at pics of myself in my free time and I like to take pictures of myself and stare in the mirror too. Objectively speaking, I reaally am not all that. But I feel like I’m beautiful in a “different way” anytime I have a problem with someone, I tell myself that they are jellybeans.

No. 1097913

>>1097437
i had the same problem and simply started to write down why i was pissed at the person i was pissed at. nowadays i remember without writing it down!

No. 1097946

>>1097845
Thats such odd timing, I was just about to admit something in the same subject.
Since my brother died I have had a hard time looking in the mirror/ or taking selfies. Like
I couldnt connect with my self anymore? Nearing year 3, and last night after I showered I was drying my hair and realized how cute my little beach waves are, and I was smiling at myself? And not immediately looking away?
It felt like i could finally see through the distortion.
It felt really nice. Like maybe I am healing and moving forward.

No. 1097969

>>1097845
I like to look at myself in the mirror ironically and wonder if my face will ever look normal. Well, I guess I'm not a man, so my features are by default less harsh. But my god, why was I cursed to look like this

>>1095870
Need to improve diet. Probably post period weight but I just succumbed to the urge to check and i'm 131 after eating lunch. Want to get back down to 125, that means I'm going to have to cut my portions more than anything. I have been eating way too much, thank stress and boredom for that

I liked having a fuller ass but I'm going to need to be able to fit into my jeans in three months kek

How do I deal with this constantly fluctuating inferiority complex shit. I don't even feel human anymore. In the worst most decrepit way

No. 1097983

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last year i was checking in to a hotel with my family because we had to visit a funeral home to arrange my mom’s burial. this guy walks in behind us and starts talking to me. i don’t remember what he was talking about. older scrotes feel entitled to come up to me or my sister whenever we go out because they’re retarded and can’t pick up on the social cues that are designed to tell them that we don’t give a fuck. i don’t actually listen closely to what males say ever, unless they’re cute…maybe. so he’s running his mouth and i’m just responding with “yeah” “uh huh” “oh” “wow” “true” until i run out of words and say “cool.” then he says “haha, it’s not really cool.” i say “i’m sorry. i wasn’t really listening, what did you said?” and he tells me he’s in town for his grandma’s funeral! very awkward and i felt bad in the moment, but it’s kinda funny looking back on it now lol.

No. 1098022

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No. 1098026

>>1098022
it wasn't even that long

No. 1098028

>>1098026
kek i almost autistically samefagged to explain that i was saying that's what happened in your story, you basically did the real life version if 'i aint reading all that, happy for u tho' to that dude lol

No. 1098029

>>1098026
I think anon meant your convo with that guy embodies that meme kek

No. 1098047

>>1098028
>>1098029
lmao sorry for having a small brain moment here, anons

No. 1098106

>>1097759
Ah I'm so happy for you nonna, that's so sweet! (Just got cheated on so I hope someday I'll find a scrote who actually values and respects me)

No. 1098164

every so often i report accounts on social media solely for the reason that i find the person annoying and think it's funny whenever they actually get taken down

No. 1098272

>>1098164
I do this too except on youtube lmao

No. 1098277

I genuinely love this site bc my attraction for the male speices has been eradicated and it's all thanks to you nonnies. It has sincerely changed my life and confidence for the better and I truly feel happy with no men in my life

No. 1098550

>>1097336
enjoy yourself!!

No. 1098565

I self harm by smoking because my family has a history of heart problems and lung cancer. I do it on PURPOSE. Lol.

No. 1098613

im hoping covid kills me but ec survived it so i guess i need to cope instead

No. 1098925

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I think I’m getting a retarded horny crush on multiple guys at the place I’m doing my internships at and now when I come back home I keep thinking of them mostly about how I really want them to fuck me

No. 1099204

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Hunter Schafer is such a cute guy

No. 1099209

>>1099204
He needs to just detransition already

No. 1099337

sometimes I think about how I wanna move out and adopt cats and dogs but then think about how they'll die eventually and it makes me sad, I'll probably never adopt them for that reason. currently do have a family cat and dog though who are both old and I can't stop thinking about how they most likely only have a few years left…

No. 1099345

>>1099204
Too bad he's extremely mentally ill

No. 1099347

>>1099204
who's the guy on the right?

No. 1099349

>>1099347
Zendaya

No. 1099350

>>1099204
no he isn’t, stop, every fucking week someone is shilling this tranny i’m so tired of seeing his ugly mug

No. 1099358

>>1099337
My first dog adopted as an adult died 3 years ago and I’m still not over it, so I support this, I know a lot of animals need homes but I have 4 more animals to survive their deaths and I am crippled by the fear. ( I have two cats and two dog bc I can’t bear the thought of them being lonely for any part of their lives… sigh)

No. 1099544

I am friends with my ex and he is obsessed with me still, despite or partially because I have a boyfriend who is really amazing to me. My ex is fucking other girls casually and whatnot but still obsessed with me. I asked what his friends think of the situation and he said they think he's a simp (for how he pines over me). It was ironic to hear this as I recall him one time refusing to buy me cute clothes at the store when we were together because he didn't want to look like a "simp". I was so enamored with him at the time but he didn't deserve it. Oh how things always work out in my favour.

No. 1099553

>>1099544
Don’t be friends with him.

No. 1099591

>>1099544
Stop being friends with him

No. 1099602

>>1099553
>>1099591
My pet peeve is when people call these kinds of relationships with exes "friendship". That's not what friendship is. Call it what it is: a toxic relationship. It's for keeping tabs, ego-stroking, all sorts of negative stuff.
Much better to cut it clean than stay enmeshed in such a bad relationship. And it is that. It is not by any means "friendship".

No. 1099604

>>1099602
Yeah, why the fuck would you keep someone like that around and willingly call them a friend? Unless you like having your ego stroked.

No. 1099614

DON'T SCROLL cp below

No. 1099620

I wish i could be grimes best friend I kinda have a crush on her. I want to overshare with her and get her opinion on my life experiences

No. 1099623

File: 1647430683555.png (1.41 MB, 728x999, princess-frog.png)

i miss animated disney movies. i enjoy tangled and frozen and encanto, but i miss the sheer magic of lilo & stitch or the princess and the frog or even not so popular movies like home on the range. inb4 reee disney bad - i know, i don't care.

No. 1099625

The dumb moid yesterday who posted a fluffy comic reminded me of like, 8 years ago when i used to read that shit every day. It was an outlet for my violent hatred of bronies

No. 1099626

>>1099623
I feel you. the mix of 2d and 3d is best imo. I thought Tangled looked beautiful as a straight 3d, but the princess and frog was such a classic looking movie because it was mostly drawn. This is why i appreciate Miyazaki and his studio for their art.

No. 1099633

>>1099626
yeah, when i watched tangled i was blown away by the beautiful animation (the hairrr) but princess and the frog is such an atmospheric movie and i love it so much… i also like miyazaki stuff because it doesn't feel so weeb-ish/anime-y like your name or all those other popular anime movies.

No. 1099643

>>1099625
KEK i saw it as i was drifting asleep and that shit gave me nightmares i was surprised no one addressed it

No. 1099652

Same, this site rid me of my pickme tendencies for good.

No. 1099655

>>1099652
Same, this website helped me take off my pickme glasses.

No. 1099663

>>1099652
Me too

No. 1099665

i really like looking at myself in the mirror

No. 1099887

File: 1647449017534.jpg (51.55 KB, 487x491, Art-minvo-1-.jpg)

Yesterday I made a moid fix my computer, made him lick my boots, lick the inside of my toilet, the seat and drink the water with video evidence and told him to leave.

No. 1099894

i went to the dentist yesterday and they said i have gingivitis. wtf. that's so embarrassing

No. 1099897

>>1099887
Post the vids, liar

No. 1099904

>>1099887
Are you some kind of dominatrix or something nonnie? Gonna need proof or I call bs

No. 1099905

>>1099887
Queen shit

No. 1099908

>>1099887
did you get $?

No. 1099909

>>1099887
Was he hot?

No. 1099912

>>1099887
When I was younger I made a lil extra income from foot guys and subs but I dreaded toilet stuff being brought up. I always noped it. Crazy amount of guys into the thought of ingesting full on shit or just your shit particles.

No. 1099920

File: 1647450768625.jpg (109.28 KB, 839x839, Dumbass.jpg)

>>1099904 yes i am
>>1099897 here's a cap
>>1099908 yes
>>1099909 no

No. 1099922

>>1099920
god, you can tell he's ugly just from this.

No. 1099923

>>1099920
Fucking disgusting

No. 1099924

>>1099920
He looks like a walking soyjak kek

No. 1099925

>>1099920
Unbased, ugly men do not even deserve to lick my boots.

No. 1099927

>>1099925
All men are ugly

No. 1099928

>>1099920
do better

No. 1099929

File: 1647451233793.gif (236.47 KB, 220x220, disgusting-disdain.gif)

>>1099920
Judging everything about both of you right now.

No. 1099930

>>1099920
don't listen to other anons..as long as you got big money it's based

No. 1099937

>>1099930
It's not based. She had to have a strange, ugly moid in her house and he even got to touch her. And then having to witness him drinking out of the toilet bowl like a dog on top of that. I'd puke all over him.

No. 1099941

>>1099937
>I'd puke all over him.
The moid would probably like that.

No. 1099946

>>1099941
$2000 minimum

No. 1099949

>>1099920
Nonnie please clean your toilet with alcohol wipes or something that thing looks infected with its bald spots

No. 1099959

I got tested positive for Covid today but I'm still going to uni tomorrow.

No. 1099963

File: 1647453346890.jpeg (185.56 KB, 1999x1999, 560BD0AB-1040-4CE7-B6A3-71EB11…)

one time i was trying to buy shrooms, so i put my snapchat in my tinder bio and made it clear that i was only looking for people who could sell me shrooms or knew someone who could. that was a mistake, i guess i somehow momentarily forgot that men are stupid so at least ten added me just to chat. until some dude added me with the intention of actually selling me drugs, or so i thought…i realized in the process of trying to buy the shrooms that psilocybin doesn’t interact well with the antidepressant i was taking at the time. so before i even really started talking to this guy i told him that i couldn’t take shrooms, told him why, and asked if he knows where i could buy some edibles instead. he then asks what antidepressant i’m on and i tell him the name bc why not. he says he’s never heard of it but shares with me that he believes he should be on an antidepressant. i ask why and i wish i hadn’t because this man sent me a photo of his post suicide attempt stitched wrist! no warning at all! i tried to shift the conversation back to drugs by telling him that shrooms really helped ease my depression, and it almost worked. i don’t remember what happened after that because the whole thing was so bizarre. men are weird. if anyone watches it’s always sunny in philadelphia, the entire interaction really reminded me of picrel.

No. 1099965

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No. 1099982

>>1099963
This reminds me of when I bought weed off a guy from 4chan in a parking lot and for weeks afterwards he'd spam the threads for my state with my info calling me ugly and shit for no reason, like he was pissed because he thought some cutie would show up and he'd get to hit on her and instead my dork ass showed up paid for my weed and left. Scared the shit out of me he finally stopped after a couple weeks. I'm never hitting up randoms for drugs again I'm glad weed is legal here now

No. 1099986

>>1099982
Some of the worst judgement in this thread, I'm glad you're safe though anon

No. 1099998

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>>1099982
jfc that’s scary, glad you’re still here. i have my medical card in my home state but not the one my college is in. i just found this article after a quick google search, not at all surprised tbh. a girl i was friends with in high school would buy her weed from some guy who was known to grope the women he sold to. they should just legalize it everywhere already.

No. 1100038

Whenever I'm stressed out, I have an urge to watch things that make me even more stressed out and scared, like documentaries on cults and true crime shit. I hate it so much, but when I'm feeling negative I can't focus on doing anything, and things that are more negative than what I'm experiencing distract me more easily.

No. 1100150

95% of my wardrobe is t-shirts, sweatpants and pjs. anything else just doesn't feel comfortable enough.

No. 1100199

>>1052878
They are always looking. You capture their attention. You are living art.

No. 1100202

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>>1087593
I wish…

No. 1100206

>>1100202
>it’s just his mullet

No. 1100310

>>1100038
I am very much the same way anon. Do you have any recommendations? I'd give some of my own recommendations but maybe you've already seen them.

No. 1100342

Logically I know it's a red flag for severe mental illness and an inability to set proper boundaries, but some part of me still gets a little giggly at the thought of a bf who gets my name branded on his body and tattoos about how cool I am. I'm not saying Kim shouldn't dump him, or that he's not a moid freak, but I understand the appeal.

No. 1100362

nonitas, why is it so hard to find friends that actually care about you

No. 1100448

>>1100202
just date a hockey player, like, any hockey player. my ex had a huge ass from hockey and was so insecure about it, kek

No. 1100650

I used to roleplay wolves and use really big (made-up) Latin words like "oculae" and shit. My character's name was "Diamond Eyes" and she invented snowboarding

No. 1103407

>>1103089
kek yes nonny. I hate to admit it but I couldn't resist. I was on the MTF thread where there was 6 comments no one could see, I made an alt and kept asking why he would address lolcow as terfs but not the sexualization of the underage girl on his fb. I was just extremely pressed and I logged out before I knew the comments couldn't be seen and the password was a throwaway.
Inb4 big ban. Plz nonny noo



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