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No. 400172

Same as last time. Post attractive male bodies, without the face. Use the attractive male or unconventional male threads for that instead.

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>>342272

No. 400173

>tattoo whore with a hog's waistline in the threadpic
Why is it always the tasteless anons who insist on creating the threads themselves?

No. 400178

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resolution is unfortunate

No. 400189

>>400173
Speak for yourself this is one of the best threadpics to me BUT she should have included some of the skinnier moids for the other nonas anyway i still stare at the right pic very often and now it's easier, thank you
I hope this thread will be blessed with many nice bodies

No. 400200

>>400178
Beautiful body and long hair = nice. Is he pretty in the face?

No. 400209

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>>400200
He is, he's a model after all. If you are curious, he is Thomas Schmidt

No. 400211

File: 1716488902186.gif (8.7 MB, 540x450, IMG_4961.gif)

Arms

No. 400237

>>400211
Arms never do it for me. They’re scary for personal reasons and often sun damaged, plus they require almost no effort for men to maintain (even really out of shape men can have muscular arms)

No. 400240

>>400173
>beautiful male body as threadpic
EWWWWWW OH MY GOD EWWWWWWWWWW like girl I bet you have a fucking fupa falling out your panties, mind your business

No. 400309

…i…want…legs…

No. 400311

>>400240
nta but it's a public thread so it's technically everybody's business kek

No. 400324

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No. 400374

Finally an appropriate thread pic, the last one was the most humiliating embarrassing shit to represent "hot" male bodies it literally made me seethe with rage seeing that fugly deformed rat

No. 400400

>>400374
truth, tell em nonnie

No. 400402

I don't get why we have to hide face though? For the first thread, it was because thread pic was fugly Adam Driver, but why not post body and face for those who have a nice face?

No. 400404

>>400402
Just post in the attractive moid thread if you want face. This thread is different for a reason

No. 400406

>>400240
Women with fupas should have state mandated hot and built boyfriends

No. 400407

File: 1716566038406.jpg (39.71 KB, 512x499, boys.jpg)


No. 400408

>>400404
This thread is to focus on bodies
A guy can have a handsome face and garbage body

Literally the only reason first thread hid face was because OP didn't want people coming at her for posting a butterface and it's stupid to keep the rule if the guys look nice

No. 400409

>>400402
Just for funsies I guess

No. 400417

>>400173
Waiting for tattoo-removing anon to save the day.
>>400240
Are you a tattooed manwhore?

No. 400418

>>400407
Thank you for the thread cleanse. A moid that knows how to chisel himself under the right proportions and what parts he should focus on is already ahead of the pack. Plus, skinny with long arms always equals big hog. If he was of paler complexion I'd be wetter than the Niagara Falls.

No. 400424

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No. 400428

where do you nonnies find the pics?

No. 400429

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>>400408
Post pecs or gtfo

No. 400432

>>400428
I usually find on Pinterest. There's an insane amount of hot guy pictures

No. 400437

>>400429
>"post pecs or gtfo"
>goes on to post scrote with flat as a board tits

No. 400441

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No. 400442

>>400437
he's probably posting himself

No. 400443

>>400429
looks like a literal fridge ew

No. 400447

>>400437
It’s just a little inside joke, nonna
>>400442
KEK that’s Josh O’ Connor from Challengers you retard

No. 400448

>>400447
ok Josh O' Connor

No. 400466

>>400447
>>400448
i hope josh o'connor is here. hi josh, i loved your nasty loserboy character in this movie

No. 400469

>>400466
>>400429
>>400447
Post thighs moid

No. 400475

>>400429
This man has the body of Hunter Biden wtf kek don’t post him again

No. 400480

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No. 400481

>>400480
Anyone want to say it

No. 400482

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>>400481
I don't wanna get banned

No. 400483

>>400482
I meant the necklace makes him look faggy. What were you thinking about, anon hmm?

No. 400500

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No. 400533

Why don't men shave their armpits, WHY? It's an unfortunate fate being a straight armpitfag like me.

No. 400588

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No. 400592

>>400441
the monkey thread is on /m/, nonna

No. 400625

>>400588
Why does this look like AI? The shirt is weird.

No. 400937

File: 1716688348926.jpg (25.53 KB, 624x800, download(3).jpg)


No. 400940

>>400482
Very nice body and pic in general but very questionable conversation going on there
>>400483
You were baiting, admit it.

No. 400943

>>400429
Is that hunter Biden. Gtfo.

No. 400994

>>400943
that's the guy from the challengers movie

No. 401115

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Tattoo on his arm looked weird so I edited it out

No. 401116


No. 401131

>>401115
Thank you. Tattoos are disgusting.

No. 401199

File: 1716779891529.jpg (43.19 KB, 736x847, 1000011435.jpg)

Not sure why he has a bag over his head but legs

No. 401222

>>401199
Where's the legs

Also I can't take anyone with their pants still around their ankles and their shoes on during a supposed-to-be sexy moment seriously. He looks like he was about to take a shit and went full retard mode before he sat on the toilet.

No. 401262

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No. 401321

>>401199
It's so perfect it has to be shopped. Wide shoulders, thin waist, thick thighs. Bet his ass is round and perky.Very nice pecs and arms.

No. 401425

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No. 401426

>>401199
i hate how his thighs are stringy like that… gross

No. 401428

>>401199
>why does he have a bag on his head
He wanted to be posted on this thread, ofcourse. Jokes aside, that's the perfect body for me, anymore pics of this same guy?

No. 401431

File: 1716862108751.jpg (96.84 KB, 564x999, 1000011469.jpg)

I like midriff

No. 401433

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No. 401443

>>401426
?? those are called muscles anon. better than soft flabby thighs.

No. 401456

>>401433
You like this photoshop abomination, anon? Kek

No. 401608

>>400500
Oh goddess I need a hot asshole Chad bf like this

No. 401726

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No. 401727

>>401608
Keep seething, chud.

No. 401732

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The meat of his tits could feed an entire village.

No. 401733

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No. 401736

>>401732
those pecs are extremely photoshopped. do you even have eyes?

No. 401737

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No. 401840

>>401433
Jaw liquefied into a ruler

No. 401878

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No. 401886

>>401878
Damn please post more military men

No. 401891

>>401878
Why does every guy sport this look now? Some guy on social media dresses like this and follows me. This is like the moid version of the kawaii craze.

>>401886
Doubt he's in the military.

No. 401894

>>401891
Call of duty ghost autism

No. 401895

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No. 401896

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No. 401898


No. 401951

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No. 401952

>>401736
It’s a screenshot from gay porn. Do YOU have eyes?

No. 401953

>>401952
I don't believe you. His pecs are gross.

No. 401955

There’s a ton of defective men who can’t build sexy muscle. A lot of thots think bench pressing will make them a heartthrob but they look like weird lumpy dumplings. Too many men have chicken legs and NO calf meat. Everyday could be leg day and they’d still look like circus freaks walking on stilts. Some have short pecs that look like Hank Hill’s ass. Etc etc. No amount of working out can fix shit genetics. They need intervention from a plastic surgeon, muscle implants are a NEED.

No. 401957

>>401955
No. Implants look disgusting. Take your tranny logic elsewhere

No. 401990

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>>401886
I don't think it's the same guy but he looks similar

No. 402022

>>401994
what is this lmao

No. 402054

>>401994
Wtf is going on here?

No. 402055

>>401994
Average russian day

No. 402068

>>401994
Cool

No. 402078

>>401994
Would she rent me one if I asked (nicely)? I like first from right.

No. 402080

>>401994
>>402078
I like the boy right in the middle, number five from each side, I will treat him well I promise (he will be my slave)

No. 402091

>>402080
lmao I love you nona, your post made me laugh

No. 402115

>>401726
This is the perfect male body.

No. 402136

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No. 402147

>>402136
>Calvin Klein
Pass. I don't fuck men who have letters on their underwear.

No. 402185

>>402078
So true, far right is the real white swan. Everyone else is a faker!

No. 402226

File: 1717172163685.gif (1.72 MB, 325x232, 1690580059273.gif)

Country roads, take me home
To the place I belong

No. 402230

>>402226
holy shit anon

No. 402232

>>402226
a classic.

No. 402257

>>402226
I wish I could bite him so hard his buttcheeks bleed.

No. 402266

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>>400482
Thank you for posting this fag. I no longer have to do figure drawing of ugly post wall men with saggy balls.

No. 402268

>>402226
great googly moogly that thang is juicy

No. 402319

>>401994
>do not post faces
Uh what about do not post minors? Ew

No. 402330

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No. 402331

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No. 402603

File: 1717295641311.jpg (85.54 KB, 894x720, IMG_20240602_053023.jpg)

Walter Beirendonck 1996 models, they're sexier in action

No. 402605

File: 1717295972890.jpg (94.59 KB, 931x720, IMG_20240602_053237.jpg)

trying to capture the motion

No. 402616

>>402605
it's gotten so bad that we're now posting old super mario cosplays

No. 402617

>>402616
Im hurt by your comment

No. 402620


No. 402627

File: 1717298349928.png (435.05 KB, 700x933, IMG_20240602_061637.png)

This body is way too haggard for my tastes but I love his curvy whore spine. Sometimes muscular males will cast shadows on the back of their waists with their massive upper body and I just find it erotic.

No. 402632

>>401878
This right wing fag is obv asking to get beaten to a pulp with these prey eyes of his.

No. 402634

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No. 402635

>>402632
Right!? Real Russian soldiers would rape his ass kek

No. 402636

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No. 402637

>>402635
Don't give me ideas, nonnie

No. 402638

File: 1717301319232.jpg (93.46 KB, 736x920, 1000011590.jpg)

Did a shitty job trying to edit out some of the hair

No. 402708

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No. 402929

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No. 402932

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down

No. 402933

File: 1717383536214.jpg (99.52 KB, 736x981, 1000011606.jpg)

up

No. 402936

File: 1717384159671.jpg (140.2 KB, 973x1299, Gillia-Male-torso-front-photo.…)

Can we post paintings?

No. 402944

File: 1717387635354.jpg (97.17 KB, 736x823, 1000011602.jpg)

>>402936
iirc there was a Greek statue posted in the last thread, so I assume that as long as it's realistic, it's okay

No. 402964

File: 1717393971850.jpeg (101.17 KB, 734x732, 48B22DBF-1FCA-4ACB-BF9E-4B4422…)

Swedish moid

No. 402980

>>402964
Something too square about his pecs/torso. Needs more roundness, and he’s also a roid fag

No. 402990

>>402980
Then post what you like instead you fucking autist. This isn't the "rate every picture posted" thread

No. 403011


No. 403069

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No. 403070

>>403069
based hand appreciator enters the chat

No. 403165

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No. 403168

File: 1717444345101.jpg (Spoiler Image,703.92 KB, 727x1123, tumblr_mnjml1V6ym1qmrshlo1_128…)

(spoiler this)

No. 403202

>>403168
dat ass looks like my cousin's

No. 403244

>>403202
Can I get his number

No. 403250

>>403244
he's a slob. you wouldn't like him.

No. 403264

>>403250
Nta but I wouldn't mind just locking him up in a dirty basement to beat him up a bit while he's drugged, is his voice nice or retarded? Kek.

No. 403269

>>403264
he has a very deep voice and looks nice physically but he's a dirty slob who picks his nose and flicks boogers in random directions in front of his family and I think if you locked him up in a basement he would somehow convince you to let him go.

No. 403273

>>403168
Only a druggie would love this much crack

No. 403401

File: 1717513639513.jpg (Spoiler Image,107.08 KB, 736x736, ed321650fed63250b8c06427feed98…)

I refuse to feel ashamed.

No. 403402

>>403202
How have we all conveniently missed that anon knows what her cousin's naked ass looks like?

No. 403403

>>403401
sign pointing at him says "metpo"
what does it mean to be metpo? is it something sexual?

No. 403408

>>403403
It says "to metro" anon… he's going to use underground public transportation

No. 403409

File: 1717515070243.jpg (40.47 KB, 736x736, 07f99ce9dbc94bc797b35920a86e4a…)

milkers

No. 403410

File: 1717515224334.jpg (67.68 KB, 579x578, 1000011642.jpg)


No. 403411

>>403410
Flat as a board. Boo

No. 403414

File: 1717515686867.jpg (222.34 KB, 736x1000, IMG_20240604_183905.jpg)

Not this body in particular but the skinny arms and muscular legs combo is sexy to me. I'm so sick of chicken legs, I need a guy who skips arm day. It also draws the eyes to his ass

No. 403419

File: 1717516830324.png (1.49 MB, 1080x1499, 1000011646.png)

not a painting

No. 403422

>>403419
Holy shit, he really does look like a painting

No. 403423

>>403419
really? what the fuck

No. 403427

>>403401
Photoshopped ass. Pass.

No. 403428

>>403427
And? No man has an ass that cute in real life. Let us dream

No. 403434

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>>403419
more of this guy

No. 403445

File: 1717521862290.png (Spoiler Image,585.17 KB, 640x1000, Untitled-1.png)

>>403419
And therefore inferior, heh

No. 403461

>>403411
these type of replies are starting to get annoying tbh. this thread isn't just for your own personal taste.

No. 403464

>>403445
Is it just me or is something off about his left leg? It's like it's not attached to his body or too long or something

No. 403468

>>403464
It's rotated away from the viewer in an angle, implying he's sitting on something and his leg is hanging off the higher platform/chair etc.

No. 403488

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No. 403529

>>403401
The egregious facetuning on his asscheeks

No. 403530

>>403422
Because hes overedited to look like so. Such a tryhard

No. 403534

>>403530
Nta but he's a photographer and an artist iirc, and I think he makes it clear he edits his photos in photoshop to reach that effect.

No. 403535

>>403530
>Because hes edited to look like so
Wow anon, howd you guess that? You're a genius.

No. 403539

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No. 403549

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No. 403550

>>403401
based whore appreciator

No. 403683

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No. 403684

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No. 403685

>>403684
delet this

No. 403701

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No. 403702

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No. 403703

>>403701
his butt looks like anpanman's heads

No. 403704

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No. 403705

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No. 403706

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(spoiler this)

No. 403708

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No. 403709

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No. 403714

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No. 403795

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No. 403796

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No. 403802

File: 1717631340552.jpg (390.63 KB, 1152x2048, 1000011679.jpg)

don't care for masked men all too much but the view is nice

No. 403850

>>403802
I smell a selfpost lmao

No. 403866

File: 1717645675963.jpg (111.93 KB, 679x520, 1000011695.jpg)

>>403850
not a self post, i was surfing the internet in search of tiddy

No. 403873

File: 1717650831285.jpg (61.54 KB, 570x900, 93bf86101428bd3529a5a8e7e937cf…)

>>403168
National geographic lookin ass

No. 403874

>>403802
The fake black dyed eyebrows are hilarious

No. 403875

>>403709
Dick censoring anons I missed your energy and need you to supply content more often but this looks like a dismembered body crime scene photo

No. 403921

>>403875
Ahh, that’s not me! (I only post hairless guys)

No. 403965

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(no faces)

No. 403973

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No. 403979


No. 403987

File: 1717691775091.jpg (494.61 KB, 2484x1552, imgonline-com-ua-twotoone-BnE2…)

Which bodypart do you fantasize about groping the same way men grope boobs/ass

also need more thickums like picrel

No. 403989

>>403987
Pecs, ass, thighs, abs, biceps, neck, shoulders, back, shins, dick and balls

No. 403991

>>403973
dude is all torso. saggy

No. 404002

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No. 404028

>>403987
I'm a big fan of thighs and legs in general.

No. 404038

>>403987
Still ass and tits.
And, as a skelly fan, grabbing bony wrists.

No. 404039

>>403987
Ass and tits. (On men)

No. 404058

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>>403987
Everything here >>403989 but also the forearms and hands.

No. 404072

> all these fit men
bless you nonnies but jfc I want to mate so badly, GOD WHY WON'T YOU SEND ONE OF THESE MY WAY

No. 404090

>>404038
>skelly fan
gross.

No. 404118

>>404090
skellies were allowed last thread

No. 404131

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No. 404148

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No. 404153

>>403987
Ass, thighs, shoulders, pecs, abs. Yum to all of it.

No. 404157


No. 404162

i find this thread really funny because all the fat/roidy men don’t register in my brain as human but like, raw meat? so i get hungry when i look at the thread. when i realise that’s a human man i feel disgust because of all the jiggly meaty mass. i prefer skellies

No. 404174

>>404131
The stupid ass pump underwear omg

No. 404211

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>>404090
Bitch shut up

No. 404214

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No. 404239

>>404214
Pretty. This is the only one I like so far.

No. 404240

>>404162
Skellies have zero sex appeal.

No. 404247

>>404240
Clearly they do for many women. Cope

No. 404248

>>404090
>has never felt the primal joy of holding her weak boyfriend down while he squirms
Sucks for you!
>>404214
Pretty…

No. 404249

>>404214
He's so pale, I bet he would bruise so easily… delicious!

No. 404290

>>404214
AWOOOGA

No. 404315


No. 404319

>>404315
We get it, you like roidpigs

No. 404320

>>404319
>any man who is not underweight must be on steroids

No. 404321

>>404320
Jesus clearly some people have different tastes, grow up anon

No. 404324

File: 1717778644303.png (429 KB, 496x496, 6a2df72b86cb5f09568517005903b3…)

>>404321
>different tastes
So? I'm pointing out an unnaturally sudden behavior change. Posts here don't usually result in 6 back to back "awoogas". Even weirder is the fact that that's a reaction to a body type is extremely common among men.
>grow up
Go back to twitter

No. 404325

>>404324
>body type is extremely
that is extremely*(delete and repost instead of double posting to correct yourself)

No. 404327

>>404324
You’re actually schizophrenic if you think this

No. 404331

>>404324
>skellies
>common
>in America the land of the obese

No. 404335

>>404331
oh crap you're right, now everything makes sense… I'm gonna go kys myself now

No. 404336

Why is skelly posting such an issue lately even though it was posted last thread? Goddamn I don't like beefy guys but I don't go around accusing every single anon who's into it of "astroturfing"

No. 404337

>>404324
actual low-body-fat thin men are not common. plus it was a pretty professional photo instead of all these revolting selfies (I cannot stand selfies featuring men gooning at their own bulges which is why most of this thread is trash)

No. 404338

>>404336
It's just one or two butthurt anons

No. 404349

>>404336
The faggots from /fit/ found the thread and are psyoping you into liking beefcake

No. 404352

>>404324
men with no waist are hideous to me.

No. 404354

>>404352
Seriously. Men without sexy waists should be executed, why are you even alive you fucking fridge?

No. 404358

>>404349
100% this

No. 404368

>>404349
I actually believe this, the mental illness and aggression screams /fit/fag.
Anyway, I think we can all agree
1. fat is literally satan
2. muscle mass is up to personal preference
3. you’re a pig if you have no waistline
4. don’t be hairy like an ape
5. no sun damage, wrinkles, etc

No. 404369

File: 1717789399808.jpeg (83.35 KB, 564x488, 84D16DD5-73EB-4D12-943F-5DDF99…)

>>404354
This guy lifts but I wouldn’t touch him with a ten foot pole because he’s built like a brick shithouse. Men need to understand muscles aren’t enough.

No. 404370

>>404368
I want to add "no freckles". I hate freckles so much they're so disgusting.

No. 404371

>>404370
my favourite response to freckle guy selfies is “we know where you were when shit hit the fan”

No. 404374

>>404369
this is why I could never get into Driver, he literally was wide boy. and how Joaquin Phoenix in Joker was very thin but still so very wide, it didn't do it for me

No. 404387

>>404336
It’s not about body type, getting 6 back to back AWOOGAS will obviously feel suspicious, especially when it is towards a body type that men can easily achieve.
>>404349
>men want you to prefer physiques that actually require hard work to achieve
>men want to shoot themselves in the foot
Yeah sure, that sounds a lot more believable.

No. 404388

also
>If he’s not a walking skeleton then he’s a beefcake

No. 404389

>>404387
Being skinny is infinitely harder to achieve than muscles, it’s impossible for men to stop fucking their face holes with food.

No. 404391

>>404387
>getting 6 back to back AWOOGAS will obviously feel suspicious
one could say the same about the replies here >>403987 yet there's no shitflinging about that

No. 404392

>>404391
And the guy in picrel is literally fat kek

No. 404393

>>404391
Those replies are just listing which body parts they would like to grope. It’s not the same.

No. 404394

>>404387
Twinks aren't even a strange body type for women to like, why are you a schizo who can't accept that at least 6 nonas would like twinks? It's not bizarre at all.

No. 404408

File: 1717799250893.png (1.31 MB, 750x1000, 002b.png)

God who cares? Skellies and beefcakes are hot. Post more whores.

No. 404409

File: 1717799624789.gif (Spoiler Image,2.94 MB, 320x180, 1610244997276.gif)

>>404408
the whorest

No. 404410


No. 404411

File: 1717799908479.jpeg (520.2 KB, 1485x993, 45FA2879-6E9D-4A64-AB49-CA908E…)


No. 404412

>>404411
Mega kek

No. 404423

>>404409
>a random moid has a better ass than me

Gonna kms

No. 404429

>>404349
This is true by the way >>400019

No. 404430

File: 1717803443181.jpg (171.02 KB, 750x801, 587e484f249acfeb6a76bc787e35c9…)


No. 404431

File: 1717803489987.png (267.61 KB, 810x888, GPSRVBJXIAI_5jf.png)


No. 404432

File: 1717803590556.png (836.9 KB, 700x700, 24b136d907cbca9f2c523c5808f0b9…)


No. 404436

>>404411
this is cringe

No. 404437

>>404423
his butt needs to be punished kek

No. 404438

>>404432
If only his tits were a bit bigger.

No. 404439


No. 404441

>>404409
This honestly gave me a body dysmorphia breakdown. I can’t believe a man has a plumper, rounder, juicier ass than me. Holy fuck I’m a failure.

No. 404442

>>404441
get a grip.

No. 404459

File: 1717809445897.jpg (8.24 KB, 336x315, GDbJFnqXUAABFjD.jpg)

love titties

No. 404470

I wish you guys would just post MEAT instead of arguing all the fucking time. You talk too damn much.

No. 404507

File: 1717821449768.png (551.33 KB, 735x847, 1000011755.png)


No. 404508

File: 1717821619701.png (693.24 KB, 735x713, 1000011758.png)

4-in-1

No. 404509

File: 1717821754653.png (827.17 KB, 736x1029, 1000011759.png)


No. 404543

>>404509
That’s not how you’re supposed to tie someone

No. 404669

>>404507
Little winky
>>404509
Something weird going on with his abs

No. 404715

File: 1717902178031.jpg (41.18 KB, 564x541, b5897b8f87dcbe2937ee817dbd3ad3…)

love his little waist

No. 404719

File: 1717903522050.jpg (Spoiler Image,65.4 KB, 345x500, 1000011775.jpg)

Seems like realistic artwork is allowed

No. 404758

File: 1717920337787.jpg (103.45 KB, 720x1008, 1000003913.jpg)


No. 404854

File: 1717965699595.jpg (48.56 KB, 500x648, f486b2f7471af41391c35101e3b7cb…)


No. 404855

File: 1717966264564.jpg (50.48 KB, 564x794, 9383f397f0985d612f13ff01a798a5…)

they should really bring croptops for men back into fashion

No. 404905

>>404715
This is one of the sexiest back pictures I have ever seen in my life, holy shit. Saving this and gonna imagine it's my husbando's back when I schlick to it kek

No. 404926

>>404855
Imagine all the skinny fats walking around in crop tops…

No. 404939

>>404854
it just looks so grabbable omg

No. 404944

File: 1717988052193.png (380.32 KB, 362x612, 1000011793.png)

>>404926
I don't want to imagine that

No. 404945

File: 1717988228138.png (356.46 KB, 500x750, 1000011794.png)


No. 404948

File: 1717989707293.jpg (254.37 KB, 700x990, 1614668499825.jpg)

>>404758
>we have silent hill at home

No. 404950

File: 1717991250374.jpg (85.19 KB, 657x850, 1000011790.jpg)


No. 405020

File: 1718028241823.jpg (97.24 KB, 640x829, 1000011789.jpg)


No. 405075

File: 1718040982116.jpeg (140.98 KB, 1024x683, IMG_5056.jpeg)


No. 405113

File: 1718047608832.jpg (565.25 KB, 1536x2048, 1698244486102344.jpg)


No. 405160

File: 1718061096613.jpg (102.44 KB, 494x674, 1482756151057.jpg)


No. 405375

File: 1718143714117.jpg (64.92 KB, 735x1069, 1000011823.jpg)


No. 405390

File: 1718150799917.png (527.66 KB, 474x766, 1000011826.png)

Swimmers have such well-proportioned bodies

No. 405392

File: 1718151012058.png (514.23 KB, 474x668, 1000011828.png)


No. 405440

>>405160
I love this picture so much thanks for reminding me it exists

No. 405498

File: 1718205515174.jpg (111.1 KB, 527x527, image.jpg)


No. 405504


No. 405605


No. 405766

File: 1718303184591.jpg (134.22 KB, 776x1029, Screenshot_20240613-202404_Ins…)


No. 405791

File: 1718306603358.jpg (61.42 KB, 736x769, e5b0d883c057dc9e55928d1561d32c…)

>>400533
FR. it is so hard to find good pictures of underarms

No. 405930

File: 1718338606842.gif (765.74 KB, 400x225, 1000011891.gif)

I like midriff

No. 406091

File: 1718408640727.jpg (71.64 KB, 513x513, 2a9e485443234bf10b46b13c0f0971…)


No. 406141

File: 1718419888433.jpg (Spoiler Image,672.98 KB, 1536x2048, _603c2f1cde31f96871db04e546c8c…)


No. 406539

File: 1718560068131.jpg (29.75 KB, 564x376, ba26226fec3c0415efd03c4b2993a0…)


No. 406977

File: 1718675276292.jpg (595.41 KB, 2271x2271, 1718651392707585.jpg)


No. 407273

File: 1718766383361.jpg (93.87 KB, 736x981, 1000012054.jpg)

Hip piercings are such a weird concept. Midriff is nice though

No. 407278

File: 1718766804804.jpg (76.27 KB, 735x734, 1000012055.jpg)

>>407273
another pierced male

No. 407279

File: 1718767394219.jpg (626.93 KB, 1080x982, Screenshot_20240618_232129_Ins…)

The only onlyfans I think I'll ever subscribe to

No. 407333

>>407278
annoys me so badly when they have just a piercings on one side, get the other one too coward

No. 407359

>>407279
I feel like throwing up look at that

No. 407365

File: 1718807021365.jpg (90.58 KB, 736x973, 1000012053.jpg)


No. 407368

>>407279
nix the tattoos and you'd have a keeper.

No. 407446

File: 1718825275627.jpeg (577.73 KB, 1415x1660, IMG_2700.jpeg)

mmmmm(do not post face itt)

No. 407450

File: 1718826513851.jpg (64.57 KB, 736x736, 616557b67ebc184df64c17f6550860…)


No. 407451

>>407450
I really hate the muffin tops muscular men develop, makes them look like fat moms.
>>407446
>obese
>Hank Hill ass
>zero muscle
>pasty skin color
>farmers tan
>huge tranny hips
>huge fat gut
HARD pass. Reported for visible face.

No. 407452

File: 1718826796774.jpg (76.95 KB, 736x920, dc382ef0d61d0d8ee51e249cc8884a…)


No. 407458

File: 1718827841332.jpg (143.22 KB, 736x919, 1000012070.jpg)


No. 407460


No. 407461

File: 1718829569080.jpg (71.78 KB, 735x513, 1000012071.jpg)


No. 407494

File: 1718835424201.jpeg (887.02 KB, 1170x1452, IMG_5161.jpeg)

I need a gymbro boyfriend so bad so I can massage his muscular back and oil up and grope his pecs and abs. This furry faggot has the perfect body and I would fuck him with the mask on idgaf.

No. 407495

>>407446
Is that that Irish uggo from that awful normal people show ewwwww

No. 407497

>>407494
I didn't know furries worked out

No. 407518

File: 1718841791451.jpg (104.96 KB, 675x1200, 84ec4ab6d05d22e771688c0cddba9a…)


No. 407520

File: 1718841923708.jpg (66.17 KB, 700x952, c82a4521d5a1dc8aa811a53db06179…)


No. 407527

>>407446
>when your alzheimer granpa forgets to put on clothes

No. 407571

File: 1718857714495.jpg (22.11 KB, 400x494, 1000012086.jpg)


No. 407573

>>407518
father figure more like a bother figure

No. 407582

>>407518
Ideal stomach. Thank you

No. 407606

File: 1718881759337.jpg (71.04 KB, 696x462, mmm-PARKINGMETRO.jpg)

>>403401
this was taking at my hometown lmao, if he is local his hair is most likely dark brown naturally

No. 407608

>>407606
He should be more careful about doxxing himself now that he’s got a bloodhound on his trail….. the things I’d do to him if only I could get a visa

No. 407612

>>407608
lmao yesss

No. 407626

>>407520
Cute young tan guys with long black hair wearing white is my favourite thing ever

No. 407652

>>407606
>>407608
stupid little shit has tattoos too

No. 407781

File: 1718928124477.jpg (Spoiler Image,63.37 KB, 463x577, 0p9b9xmwgfr60.jpg)


No. 407833

File: 1718940755753.jpg (30.84 KB, 514x432, 1000012123.jpg)


No. 407837

File: 1718941500365.jpg (76.72 KB, 675x1200, 1000012127.jpg)


No. 407840

File: 1718942470157.jpg (48.05 KB, 735x569, 1000012122.jpg)


No. 407908

File: 1718969175577.png (435.47 KB, 640x640, 1585517966194.png)


No. 407910

File: 1718971639563.gif (Spoiler Image,5.23 MB, 568x587, borzoi_body.gif)

Shitty gif quality but whatever. I need a bf with thin waist, flat belly, protruding ribs and delicious apollo's belt asap

No. 407938

File: 1718978727473.jpeg (580.76 KB, 1200x1748, 9ebe4439cabd17ca9aaa2ec83db916…)


No. 407940

File: 1718978766443.jpg (33.02 KB, 500x452, tumblr_mc0r5hrmTE1r7cwwzo1_500…)


No. 407941

File: 1718978811201.jpg (334.07 KB, 500x750, tumblr_mgf7hrVcnb1qf8mc7o1_500…)


No. 407945

File: 1718979121600.jpg (105.8 KB, 830x961, ff6f9e1d030f73d2c7bbdeeef31996…)


No. 407948

File: 1718979237809.jpg (257.47 KB, 960x1206, 1648221692_41-sportishka-com-p…)


No. 407953

File: 1718981486824.jpg (279.04 KB, 2000x1330, 51795.jpg)


No. 407954

File: 1718981544117.jpeg (506.29 KB, 3456x4608, mqcP9U9.jpeg)


No. 407957

File: 1718981921791.jpg (1.09 MB, 750x1334, 4868914(4785209)-privet-my-dva…)


No. 407969

File: 1718985870596.jpg (96.37 KB, 1079x1252, 1687224725_sportishka-com-p-zh…)


No. 407983

File: 1718991087770.jpg (81.67 KB, 736x920, 1000012124.jpg)


No. 408035

File: 1719002474992.jpg (318.45 KB, 1280x960, 1548405937116524597.jpg)


No. 408066

File: 1719011773548.gif (519.47 KB, 500x500, dbm4adz-080466f8-f219-4714-98d…)

>>407908
lero lero lero lero lero

No. 408112

File: 1719023389363.jpg (95.61 KB, 736x981, 1000012141.jpg)


No. 408114

File: 1719023520517.jpg (53.59 KB, 736x1074, 1000012142.jpg)


No. 408183

>>408066
Kekkkkkkk nona please

No. 408251

File: 1719085923915.jpg (69.6 KB, 500x667, 1373311854656.jpg)


No. 408252

File: 1719086090690.jpeg (122.21 KB, 726x1024, IMG_5184.jpeg)


No. 408256

Anynonny here think scars/wounds are attractive? Looking through this thread I just want to put claw marks all over their backs/chests

No. 408259

>>408256
I wonder if there are any other scar haters. Because fans seem to be more common. A man who doesn’t have smooth skin is an instant turn off. Makes him look like a pushover who gets beat up by everybody. I hate that word but it’s so “beta”

No. 408263

>>408259
To me it’s hot because it shows that they’ve been in physical fights, even if you’re a super alpha male you’re gonna get injured at some point kek. Being scarless shows that he’s probably a pussy who isn’t willing to protect you if you were in a dangerous situation

No. 408267

>>408263
This sounds like incel psych-evolution bullshit, to be honest. You wouldn’t pay more money for a second hand car from 2009 because it has survived more hardship than the 2024 edition. I only want the shiniest, newest, bestest males. Other women can make do with my scarred leftovers.

No. 408271

>>408263
I’m with you nonna. I’d like my moid to be scarred from battles he won in my honor thank you very much kek it’s sexy. To each her own tho of course ♥(emoji)

No. 408275

>>408256
I personally don't like scars just like I don't like piercings, tattoos, roids, and surgery.

No. 408315

File: 1719106457078.jpg (34.06 KB, 564x564, 12e11a626beb02de942871460f5d07…)

veins…

>>408256
Its not something that I like or hate. I would get concerned if there are a lot of them though.

No. 408318

>>408271
>redtext
Correct me if I'm wrong but I thought that the unicode heart was the only emoji allowed?

No. 408320

File: 1719109549168.jpg (40.77 KB, 600x897, what_s_your_name_by_vishstudio…)

>>408318
It is. Farmhand is drunk.

No. 408321

>>408256
Me. Men are built to be injured and they look hotter that way, simple as.

No. 408322

>>408267
Ok then kek

No. 408326

>>408256
>I just want to put claw marks all over their backs/chests
The only claw marks I am okay with are my own once I dig my nails into his back during intercourse to mark my territory

No. 408336

File: 1719115039092.jpg (Spoiler Image,881.62 KB, 1638x2048, de85qda-198c1ef7-8fd0-44e6-996…)


No. 408378

>>408336
Pegging material

No. 408537

File: 1719180258495.jpg (213.45 KB, 760x1140, 03 (38)-718361.jpg)


No. 408545

File: 1719181801919.jpg (182.07 KB, 945x1200, FEp8oR_VgAE5Np2.jpg)


No. 408860

File: 1719276777862.jpg (23.5 KB, 564x564, 86e5991a3c048c37312179d091e037…)


No. 408864

File: 1719277985588.jpg (294.91 KB, 1024x1280, media_DtTgwOcW0AEG-9G.jpg)


No. 408869

>>408537
Oh my fucking god nonny that is so sexy

No. 408875

File: 1719283999030.png (279.54 KB, 400x500, 1000012200.png)

biceps aren't usually the biggest thing I'm into on a man but his arms are nice

No. 408882

File: 1719284994985.png (885.84 KB, 1079x1561, 1000012203.png)


No. 409405

File: 1719412200614.png (1.09 MB, 1079x1177, 1000012288.png)


No. 409525

File: 1719442376187.jpg (301.07 KB, 1080x1245, 0a5720a7ab9fb41dbff75c7df3b545…)


No. 409526

File: 1719442503529.jpg (47.55 KB, 600x901, posing_light_by_mikeysphotos_d…)


No. 409527

File: 1719442556277.jpg (84.83 KB, 1280x960, tumblr_oscqbmHFA41snhd5uo1_500…)


No. 409528

File: 1719442868413.jpg (146.61 KB, 1280x852, uv_xxxx_by_divasoft_d412yxi-fu…)


No. 409563

File: 1719453112904.jpg (61.73 KB, 474x634, 4451d9436d8a22e7b69aba23055b46…)

>>409405
Kek what is the duck doing in the photo

No. 409571

File: 1719455178306.jpg (Spoiler Image,77.7 KB, 598x900, dc6d9ea-0eac8830-61ed-4b76-92e…)


No. 409583

>>409571
Thought that thumb was something else

No. 409590

File: 1719459165162.jpg (Spoiler Image,1.65 MB, 2592x1458, 1613377609290.jpg)

>>409563
Heh oops

No. 409596

>>409526
the dick must be tiny if that much of his hand is covering it

No. 409600

>>409590
hot bod but…selfpost?

No. 409607

>>408882
I wish I could've inflicted whatever happened to his wrists
>>409590
Teeniest cutest hands with small wrists

No. 409609

>>409600
Nah I found this on 4chan years ago, amazingly

No. 409612

>>409607
christ i didn't even notice, what causes that sort of gash

No. 409613

>>409612
Really tight handcuffs? He he he

No. 409631

>>409590
Oh my god I don’t think I’ve ever before felt the way u feel right now

No. 409632

>>409631
I can’t even type correctly I don’t even care I need to fuck this guy…

No. 409699


No. 409700

>>408251
A lot of male belly buttons are so weird they're really big and like they're deep inside.

No. 409741


No. 409864

File: 1719526331085.gif (947.54 KB, 287x270, Kz4LaE.gif)

Look at him go!

No. 409945


No. 409947

File: 1719544654747.jpg (30.61 KB, 558x465, 1000012319.jpg)


No. 410182

File: 1719612224886.jpeg (182.2 KB, 612x592, IMG_5218.jpeg)


No. 410183

>>409864
Wtf kek

No. 410219

File: 1719628635646.jpg (82.58 KB, 639x1136, 1000012335.jpg)


No. 410221

File: 1719628836120.jpg (22.11 KB, 495x495, 1000012337.jpg)


No. 410224

File: 1719631923075.png (435.08 KB, 438x700, butt.png)

Buttz

No. 410272

>>410224
Shiny dolphin

No. 410374

File: 1719691832780.jpeg (279 KB, 630x585, IMG_1502.jpeg)

YES YES YES AHHH OH GOD YES(no faces allowed itt)

No. 410375

>>410374
damn his hair… I want to braid it.

No. 410390

>>410374
big yes

No. 410404

>>410374
I know faces aren't allowed but he is so cute I like his hair

No. 410407

File: 1719701555416.png (746.77 KB, 736x736, 1000012364.png)

This is also not a painting

No. 410409

File: 1719701997867.jpg (64.46 KB, 736x736, 1000012336.jpg)


No. 410416

>>410409
Hank Hill? Is that you?

No. 410420

File: 1719704887372.jpg (303.78 KB, 1002x1344, tumblr_mc0r5hrmTE1r7cwwzo1_500…)


No. 410615

>>410420
he has a small penis unfortunately, sad!

No. 410781

File: 1719804077618.png (716.99 KB, 1080x1075, 1000012404.png)


No. 410782

File: 1719804235475.png (952.74 KB, 735x795, 1000012406.png)


No. 410783

>>410407
where is this from?

No. 410825

>>410615
Because he still hasn’t seen you yet

No. 410857

File: 1719838211412.jpg (58.39 KB, 640x640, 1000012419.jpg)


No. 410872

File: 1719840388214.png (474.38 KB, 545x985, 1000012428.png)

face is already kinda obscured but blotted out the eyes for good measure

No. 410876

>>410782
>>410781
Mmm perfect

No. 410880

>>410783
It's a photoshoot from @thetogfather's Instagram. Most of the photoshoots are of women, though

No. 410883

>>410880
oh wow, they all suck, it's like a gooner saw the Birth of Venus and thought "how can i make this pornier"

No. 410886

>>410883
samefag, i thought and hoped it's some type of lingerie brand page but nope, pisses me off even more when they use imitating paintings and black and brown women to try and mask the real aim of the page

No. 410890

File: 1719843463137.jpg (64.47 KB, 479x605, 1000012432.jpg)


No. 410929

File: 1719853888558.png (970.62 KB, 736x1113, 1000012410.png)


No. 410968

Is posting anime men allowed here?

No. 410985


No. 410988

File: 1719875537068.jpg (97.7 KB, 736x920, 1000012440.jpg)


No. 411003

File: 1719879751444.png (960.78 KB, 736x1130, 1000012445.png)


No. 411009

File: 1719882079035.jpg (252.92 KB, 1600x2391, 0a5720a7ab9fb41dbff75c7df3b545…)


No. 411010

File: 1719882129294.jpg (368.17 KB, 1000x1403, 0p9b9xmwgfr60.jpg)


No. 411212

File: 1719961404489.jpg (24.9 KB, 564x340, 83d72af23b8fb5e8a59c320eced4df…)


No. 411217

File: 1719962370626.jpg (31.94 KB, 736x920, 3357ba2a36ffffd2bad720bdbf3022…)


No. 411267

File: 1719979142017.jpeg (Spoiler Image,97.37 KB, 925x720, IMG_5214.jpeg)

Hands are nice too but I can’t show all that here

No. 411333

File: 1720020714192.jpg (Spoiler Image,288.15 KB, 1536x1432, 0a5720a7ab9fb41dbff75c7df3b545…)


No. 411334

>>411267
Why the fuck did you not crop out his Amazon rainforest pubes with pimple volcanoes what the fuck is wrong with you

No. 411335

File: 1720020764238.jpg (374.29 KB, 1364x1672, 0p9b9xmwgfr60.jpg)


No. 411337

File: 1720020905230.jpg (307.7 KB, 1628x2084, tumblr_oscqbmHFA41snhd5uo1_500…)


No. 411363

>>411337
He has nice skin. What is that red thing on his arm though? Looks like a birthmark.

No. 411399

File: 1720038572759.jpg (279.1 KB, 1364x1664, 0a5720a7ab9fb41dbff75c7df3b545…)


No. 411400

File: 1720038605544.jpg (118.54 KB, 682x874, tumblr_mc0r5hrmTE1r7cwwzo1_500…)


No. 411427

File: 1720050507186.jpg (54.28 KB, 688x1200, 7a3b56458539334d3ebd6b1a83a370…)

hands

No. 411430

File: 1720051067530.jpg (107.7 KB, 730x744, 1000012507.jpg)


No. 411432

>>411430
I recognize that hair and I hate myself for it kek

No. 411434

>>411430
I want to bite this slut.

No. 411570

>>411432
It looks like every 25 year old white man's hair ever

No. 411571


No. 411599

File: 1720106234373.jpg (253.96 KB, 1168x1238, 4242424.jpg)

>>411570
I personally haven't seen any other slut with that haircut

No. 411610

File: 1720109329104.jpg (233.61 KB, 1288x1497, 1000004024.jpg)

I just assumed this photoshoot would have been posted already since it's now on every basic queers moodboard but this is a good photoshoot

No. 411626

File: 1720112902844.jpg (70.79 KB, 735x835, 1000012521.jpg)

Watermark is bugging me but I don't want to crop out the hands

>>411610
It was only a matter of time until those photos were posted here or in the attractive men thread

No. 411688

File: 1720132074432.jpeg (37.26 KB, 640x480, AEAFC3E1-CDB8-42E5-8E75-169C30…)

(you forgot the mirror)

No. 411689


No. 411705

>>411688
KEKKKK of course this is the average overroided pig's face.

No. 411716

>>411688
Angry nerd to roider pipeline

No. 411722

File: 1720146538227.jpg (457.02 KB, 1239x1250, edit.jpg)


No. 411724

>>411722
My personal space feels violated

No. 411741

File: 1720151097439.jpg (29.78 KB, 473x468, 1000012526.jpg)


No. 411746

File: 1720152654889.jpg (71.83 KB, 700x906, 1000012527.jpg)


No. 411761

>>411722
Wasn't this just posted

No. 411783

File: 1720180361499.png (33.22 KB, 549x1268, 759084370529.png)


No. 411825

>>411746
Let me squeeze them

No. 411871

File: 1720208518862.jpg (284.77 KB, 1080x1346, GRQgp7iWgAAIvv-.jpg)


No. 411887

File: 1720217633269.jpg (82.48 KB, 735x939, 8dd3feadee9e94fb61257750722faf…)


No. 411941

File: 1720233344852.jpeg (58.84 KB, 941x577, 5524baa.jpeg)

I had this saved and i didn't know where it was from pls don't slice my head off

No. 412407

File: 1720323208408.png (336.01 KB, 500x637, 1000012563.png)


No. 412409

File: 1720323715591.jpg (110.32 KB, 676x1116, 1000012564.jpg)


No. 412507

File: 1720360521558.png (443.42 KB, 736x924, 1000012579.png)


No. 412850

File: 1720449499607.jpg (337.56 KB, 1536x2048, [22-08-26] 1563134368352071681…)

i am so tempted to buy this guy's patreon and get all his nasty pictures just to use them as drawing references

No. 412861

>>412409
dracule mihawk is that you

No. 412876

>>411688
Why is the outline on the white block killing me lol

No. 412877


No. 412878

>>412850
don't pay this low-effort whore who can't even clean up the nasty room he's in before taking a picture.

No. 412880

File: 1720453399539.jpg (125.71 KB, 1755x1170, [24-01-22] 1749458525045367178…)

>>412878
but he takes sexy pictures and i need male whores to reference

No. 412881

File: 1720453406938.jpeg (82.9 KB, 736x726, IMG_1624.jpeg)


No. 412883

>>412881
face entirely censored and still we can tell who it is kek

No. 412885

>>412883
I can't. Who is it?

No. 412890

>>412885
it's Zyzz kek, a bodybuilder and model with a cult following bc he's been memed to hell n back

No. 412895

>>412890
you forgot to mention he died at 22 from a heart attack lmfao roidpiggus never prosper

No. 412901

>>412895
even better that he died without finishing his degree kek, being a roidpig himbo is his only legacy

No. 413040

File: 1720495038375.png (604.23 KB, 603x900, 1000012668.png)


No. 413041

File: 1720495224252.png (240.42 KB, 350x500, 1000012670.png)


No. 413192

File: 1720549871432.jpg (239.76 KB, 750x750, tumblr_098d231de9bfef32a1240b0…)


No. 413200

File: 1720553233107.jpg (213.05 KB, 1076x1130, GRHlTL6X0AAcDdY.jpg)


No. 413402

File: 1720636020613.jpg (42.45 KB, 735x578, 1000012771.jpg)

midriff

No. 413436


No. 413519

File: 1720661822967.png (727.03 KB, 736x920, 1000012770.png)


No. 413621

>>413200
This doesn’t look even remotely good, I guess you’re just not used to seeing muscular moids. He has tiny sloping shoulders and is built like a brick shithouse. Rectangle ass hoe

No. 413623

>>412890
I accidentally searched for ‘xyz model’ instead and got tons of photos of underage models in skimpy clothes. Each from a different website. I wonder if it’s a code for that sort of thing, disgusting

No. 413648


No. 413650

>>413621
Faggots are posting >>413200

No. 413671

File: 1720730061899.jpg (70.3 KB, 720x1076, a2b61d4bc4eb374b7d4495ab8ce637…)

i am a biceps enjoyer

No. 413699

File: 1720736597872.jpg (93.69 KB, 736x1056, 897ab2341730ce90c929883ffc8c4c…)


No. 413786

File: 1720750253785.jpg (81.21 KB, 736x908, 1000012862.jpg)

normally not into pecs that big but damn…
also I edited out the tattoo

No. 413806

>>413786
Those harnesses are so goofy he looks like he’s going on a field trip with a big ass backpack

No. 413807

>>413200
I love a thick neck

No. 413814

>>411887
Yessss please more surfer boys I love them

No. 414014

File: 1720794148967.jpg (52.23 KB, 719x731, 1000012844.jpg)


No. 414017

>>413786
this belongs in the ridiculous photoshoppers thread lmao

No. 414020

File: 1720796974228.jpg (Spoiler Image,124.14 KB, 1440x1440, jaime_reytor_1720796821507.jpg)

(spoiler nsfw content please)

No. 414022


No. 414026

>>414022
You might as well date a woman at this point

No. 414032

>>414020
Hot. "Anons" love memeing women into thinking well groomed men are feminine.

No. 414137

>>414026
you're a retard

No. 414423

File: 1720920678120.jpg (76.69 KB, 736x906, 1000012983.jpg)

thread cleanse

No. 414424

File: 1720920791485.jpg (134.9 KB, 736x919, 1000012985.jpg)


No. 414752

File: 1721009722935.jpg (38.67 KB, 563x636, 10581b72a86a0bb7b946aedc35f8e5…)


No. 414754

File: 1721010118019.jpg (69.75 KB, 563x552, 46fd1edcd77bb6459a10d0f38e4b70…)


No. 414811


No. 415138

File: 1721091811403.jpg (425.96 KB, 1856x934, 20221208_WSrzIJbhSUaWa6_MU.JPG)

>>414811
Pretty sure this is Corrado Martini

No. 415234

>>415138
Yeah reversed searched it and got my answer. Thanks for replying and for that phenomenal picrel though! He has the same body type as my husbando so I'm gonna use these as references hehehe.

No. 415238

File: 1721135307910.jpg (48.82 KB, 473x519, 1000013135.jpg)


No. 415992

File: 1721309822010.jpg (138.37 KB, 736x736, 1000013265.jpg)

Sad to see very little leg enjoyers in this thread

No. 415993

File: 1721310007486.png (735.61 KB, 736x1087, 1000013261.png)


No. 416097

File: 1721332168438.jpg (53.54 KB, 564x657, 5634bb8cb73cf643984f44a3537ce4…)


No. 416154

>>415992
Please post more slutty thighs, nona, I need drawing refs of actually attractive moid bodies.

No. 416336

File: 1721392271364.png (383.57 KB, 736x720, 1000013290.png)


No. 416400

>>416336
My dream chair right there, nonas.

No. 416449

File: 1721406367058.jpg (39.37 KB, 720x1080, 1000013293.jpg)


No. 416451

>>416449
I fucking love his body so much, sometimes I wish I could grope him.

No. 416571

File: 1721428561908.png (423.35 KB, 736x920, 1000013329.png)


No. 416579

>>416449
yes. only attractive man itt.

No. 416582

File: 1721429543736.jpg (57.52 KB, 620x929, 1000013330.jpg)

What is your opinion on tattoos? What about piercings?

No. 416584

>>416582
Slutty and slutty. Males with tattoos and piercings are ruined, unless they are ear piercings in which case that's fine just a little gay

No. 416618

>>416584
>ear piercings are gay
You're the reason we can't have hot moids, goddammit.

No. 416629

>>416582
Makes them look ugly

No. 416632

>>416582
Hot but I don’t trust them.

No. 416674

>>416582
Tattoos mean he prioritizes his entertainment over being attractive to his future wife. Signifies whoredom.

No. 416717

File: 1721444595620.jpg (78.17 KB, 564x701, ca56f2c567b980599e725cf3e7c2a5…)

>>416582
I think tattoos are trashy but unfortunatly that doesn't stop me from finding them hot on occasion

No. 416769

>>416717
why is his nipples ductaped

No. 416770


No. 416775

>>416717
…this isn't one of the "hot" tattoos right? it looks like someone jizzed a spiderweb on him. where's that anon who edits tattoos away we need her now more than ever

No. 416821

File: 1721464213118.jpg (30.86 KB, 564x689, 562580ab1326ca49477434770d1774…)

>>416582
i dislike tattoos but i like piercings, ear and lip piercings are cool(but if he's not alt or fashionable in other ways then it's probably a fag signal) but if only fags hadn't appropriated nipple piercings i would wish for moids to have them too.
Also, about other forms of body mods, pearling of all kinds(idc if they get it on their dicks bc they think it satisfies women, they don't get to decide that) is absolutely atrocious, retch. And i want to like dick piercings but scrotes keep their dicks so hideous, there's no saving them, women out here here getting laser and exfoliation and pigment treatments that vulva piercings look neat and clean, moids can't even do that.
Picrel is my contribution.

No. 416844

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No. 416922

File: 1721503255275.jpg (58.77 KB, 720x960, 1000013292.jpg)


No. 416929

>>416582
I like them but I'm picky and that's why I unfortunately don't have a hot tattooed guy to post itt. Inconsistent placement, subpar execution or poor choice of imagery will easily ruin any moid no matter how hot. As much as my tatamized weeb ass loves irezumi, something like a severed head is a ridiculous choice and dragons have me raising my brow a little. As with all artifice the reason behind the choice reflects the way a person thinks, but this thread is not called Ideal Man Brains so I'm just going to keep staring at your picrel's bedragoned titty.

No. 416941

>>416618
A little gay, but in a good way. Don't blame me on the lack of hot moids, they did it to themselves

No. 417020

File: 1721525020629.png (354.66 KB, 471x628, 1000013396.png)


No. 417027

File: 1721525760121.png (992.73 KB, 735x728, 1000013398.png)


No. 417259

File: 1721595808365.jpg (38.1 KB, 563x697, 43a45ecbc537079041006ff441b8cf…)


No. 417260

File: 1721596141627.jpg (38.55 KB, 564x704, 57f3edf4b25dae42bd9562deed26ee…)


No. 417277

>>416922
Top heavy moids like this are so hot. I wonder if their pecs are soft and squishy

No. 417320

File: 1721605145368.jpg (64.01 KB, 736x963, 64787bb039202495ddbb18d4f69966…)

here is my contribution

>>417277
I remember watching a video on the sexual fantasies thread with a muscular guy showing how his pecs are squishy when relaxed. Kinda scared to post it here because his face is showing though

No. 417515

File: 1721666875739.jpeg (51.25 KB, 720x709, 𝙽𝚒𝚌𝚎 𝚊𝚛𝚖𝚜.jpeg)

I like arm meat

No. 417609

Is there a version of this thread for faces?

No. 417633


No. 417736

File: 1721706937315.jpeg (324.03 KB, 1366x2048, F6SYoZbXkAAM92W.jpeg)

i'll drop twitter handle if anyone wants it

No. 417737

>>417736
>tats
Why do fags always ruin their bodies like this? He would've been the perfect pale ana-kun abusable twink without those.

No. 417740

>>417736
Looks very Eastern European lol do tell nonnie

No. 417753


No. 417798

File: 1721738274203.jpg (94.09 KB, 482x858, 1000013500.jpg)


No. 417799

File: 1721738352709.png (351.09 KB, 564x670, 1000013501.png)


No. 417810

>>417798
I thought he had poop or something smeared on him at first

No. 417878

File: 1721760920484.gif (1.76 MB, 332x332, 35B5C86A-AF1F-487D-938B-99C8ED…)

>>417027
WHO IS THISSSS??? TELL ME PLEASE

No. 417889

File: 1721767325219.jpg (Spoiler Image,37.34 KB, 364x622, IMG_20240722_223334.jpg)

Hopefully pubes are allowed

No. 417915

File: 1721777697547.png (1.43 MB, 1080x1349, 1000013587.png)

>>417878
Reverse google search says he is charlie bushnell

No. 417919

>>417915
>looks him up
the way everything just dried up.sigh

No. 417935

>>417919
honestly I was happy to blot out his face there

No. 418088

>>417609
I want a version of this thread for dicks

No. 418095

File: 1721838159615.png (356.56 KB, 736x981, 1000013632.png)


No. 418330

File: 1721877793772.jpg (50.49 KB, 500x668, 1000013641.jpg)


No. 418339


No. 418370

>>418088
Me too. They'll never let us tho.

No. 418406

>>418088
there was one once, but it was more talkey talkey and less dickey piccy

No. 418407

>>417737
bc he knows he'd sex trafficked otherwise

No. 418411

>>418406
not >>>/g/95052 this one right? because that thread was a complete dumpster fire full of larpers

No. 418414

>>418411
yeah that's the one i know about, i remember that one anon that supposedly had sex with men of different races and ethnicities but she was mentioning some insane numbers, like 9 inches, 10 inches, 7 inches, but then skips 6 and jumps straight to 5 and 4.

No. 418580

File: 1721939291552.jpg (113.95 KB, 724x981, 1000013653.jpg)

Here's my contribution

>>416582
Late but imo tattoos on the arms can look pretty with a nice design, but unfortunately most are too ugly/generic to appeal to me. I like sleeve tattoos the most, and the tattoos in your picrel are also nice.

No. 418582

File: 1721939702627.png (622.3 KB, 564x559, 1000013656.png)


No. 418698

File: 1721962824949.jpg (86.23 KB, 620x852, 1000013659.jpg)


No. 418731

>>418582
That's a classic.

No. 418852

File: 1722002268317.jpeg (233.01 KB, 1743x2048, GC69ecnWkAAMPKS.jpeg)

>>417740
yep he's ukrainian. @metrolisova on twitter
>>417737
kek i hate his "crush on you" tat it's such an eyesore

No. 418854

File: 1722002478765.jpeg (326.56 KB, 1536x2048, F8aTjXMXQAAy5gc.jpeg)


No. 419110

File: 1722047979267.jpg (100.44 KB, 735x913, 1000013763.jpg)


No. 419113

File: 1722048386851.jpg (45.29 KB, 457x663, 1000013765.jpg)


No. 419154

>>418852
Ewww like a child

No. 419230

>>418582
Mmmmmhm moooolees.

No. 419548

File: 1722197151679.jpg (82.43 KB, 736x1108, 1000013807.jpg)


No. 419549

File: 1722197215293.jpg (62.44 KB, 540x734, 1000013808.jpg)


No. 419559

>>411688
Proof that the gymbros that say all moids can be 6/10s and that all you need to do is go to the gym and get jacked are wrong

No. 419572

>>418698
holy
>>418582
licky licky
>>416449
i used to obsessively watch his training programs to look at his ass

No. 419586

>>417915
this man needs to work out, he is SOFT. no offense if you're into this specific look, it's fine, but I can just tell he's living on his youth and is going to get fat in like 4 years max. there is nothing of substance under his skin

No. 419621

File: 1722208407365.jpeg (664.53 KB, 567x1227, IMG_2766.jpeg)

Some little faggot, most times I see a guy like this and pray they’re straight but sadly it is not the case most times

No. 419652

File: 1722217088366.jpg (75.47 KB, 535x676, 1000013817.jpg)


No. 419656

File: 1722217919887.jpg (22.49 KB, 278x278, 1000013818.jpg)


No. 419663

i know this became the 'post a body that offends as few anons as possible or kys' thread, but i think what we need is the occasional anon with weird fetishes and niche bizarre preferences posting itt. like that anon that liked thick af necks or someone exclusively into men with severe bone deformities. i think that would be entertaining.

No. 419664

File: 1722219175500.jpg (168.22 KB, 1484x981, 1000015702.jpg)


No. 419667

>>419663
the thread title says ideal though and description says attractive, so i think that means only conventional. the last time an anon posted something slightly different (some long stringbean guy with weird nipples) in the last thread it caused a huge shitstorm

No. 419668

>>419667
that's my point exactly. to me the word ideal evokes a question about the anons' subjective ideal body types rather than conventionally attractive body types. the og thread pic was literally adam driver.

No. 419691

>>419668
>>419663
I think the previous thread also got more leeway since it was created before the rise of the 'ugly man psyop' thread. Not saying those threads are a complete negative, I visit them often, but it gave anons more leeway. The diaper anon was weird, but it was kind of funny. I can't imagine seeing something like that in this thread

the thread doesn't say 'conventionally attractive' though, so you could skirt around it on that technicality wink wink nudge nudge

No. 419722

I like lean shaved men with fat large cocks

No. 419749

>>419722
kek kek kek kek

No. 419803

File: 1722273568600.png (505.43 KB, 735x940, 1000013804.png)


No. 419922

All of you are talking too much just stfu and post MEAT, please

No. 420185

File: 1722356488221.png (735.21 KB, 736x1104, 1000013879.png)


No. 420326

File: 1722391509445.jpg (167.85 KB, 736x932, 1000013887.jpg)


No. 420334

>>420326
Wow they're all leg

No. 420336

>>420326
such a nice picture i love tan moids in a rainforest or tropical island beach type setting, so sexo

No. 420338

>>419652
need to tongue his hairy bootyhole

No. 420345

File: 1722393869949.webp (Spoiler Image,34 KB, 1024x700, 1000004173.webp)


No. 420346

>>420345
still would

No. 420411

>>420338
You were a faggot in your past life.

No. 420429

>>420338
u faggots are so gross

No. 420530

>>417889
get out

No. 420546

File: 1722474286938.jpg (67.74 KB, 564x763, e5b3b36a870ad1643b251c4d0c3e49…)


No. 420556

ngl all of these men are fucking ugly. why are male bodies (and faces) so gross? no, i'm not gay, but men, and especially those with stereotypically "manly" traits, are fucking disgusting. a starved man is no better. men always look so fucking blocky and angular, it pisses me off. and the ana ones just look like starved dogs, especially their legs.(escaped ugly man containment)

No. 420586

File: 1722496975574.png (323.92 KB, 720x652, HowToHideThreads.png)


No. 420644

>>420556
Post what you find attractive then, nobody is stopping you. I bet it's even uglier and that's why your ass is insecure and trying too hard to appear as if you have a superior enlightened taste. Either that or you're a lesbian in denial with internalized homophobia, wishing a nice coming out for you.

No. 420647

File: 1722529399564.jpg (54.94 KB, 540x810, 1000013947.jpg)


No. 420650

File: 1722529726075.mp4 (52.05 KB, 540x670, 2e2f8e82fb14c9c8493d56e23d7040…)


No. 420651

>>420650
KEEEEEEEEEK

No. 420653

>>420556
>I'm not gay but manly men are disgusting male body parts piss me off and did I mention I love pussy

No. 420665

File: 1722535673694.png (Spoiler Image,1.64 MB, 962x1206, f1970bb366df9c6db1315ae52a7aa2…)


No. 420701

File: 1722549336117.png (1.18 MB, 781x1451, 1000013959.png)

legs

No. 420703

File: 1722550365177.jpg (46.77 KB, 564x564, feed1ae7e15f0a675ffbd60e0d72ee…)


No. 420734

>>420665
Holy shit that thang is about to spring out

No. 420746

>>420703
yyyeeeeaahhhhjjjj

No. 420799

File: 1722568833108.jpg (67.69 KB, 540x665, 1000000672.jpg)


No. 420800

File: 1722569002359.jpg (81.43 KB, 540x675, 1000000674.jpg)


No. 420806

>>420665
commando in jeans? 0/10 would not fuck

No. 420924

File: 1722609592561.jpg (59.35 KB, 735x728, 1000013968.jpg)


No. 420973

>>420800
i like skinny moids

No. 420989

File: 1722623146869.jpg (33.28 KB, 400x396, thinspo.jpg)

>>420973
Looking up male thinspo gives good stuff. They're rarely ever even anorexic just not fat

No. 421025

File: 1722632001040.jpg (38.52 KB, 736x414, 618591255827c2528b0b19ef3aa725…)


No. 421117

File: 1722644185417.jpg (137.85 KB, 711x1287, 1000013986.jpg)

edited out the tattoo

No. 421121

File: 1722644603022.jpg (103.4 KB, 736x736, 1000013987.jpg)


No. 421194

>>420650
i hate god for giving men square asses.

No. 421221

>>420701
need to suck his cock need to suck his cock need to suck his cock need to suck his cock

No. 421235

File: 1722681976726.jpg (105.47 KB, 973x1200, 1540065293840.jpg)


No. 421276

>>420989
real nonnie, but the best scrotespo is always in gay porn ffs damn it

No. 421442

File: 1722731113523.jpeg (607.53 KB, 890x702, DC2CB2CE-EB1B-4869-876E-CAC34B…)

Let’s discuss body types is sports - who looks the best? An anon in the Olympic thread said divers and I can honestly see it. Picrel are rowers, I think. I’m still adamant on marathon runners though! They have the same erotic appeal as a junkie you would find asleep under a bridge

No. 421451

>>421442
Right and left are alright but need better legs and thighs. One in the middle is meh.

No. 421460

File: 1722735613993.jpg (86.9 KB, 736x736, 1000014005.jpg)

>>421442
Male gymnasts have nice legs. Unfortunately they tend to be short.

No. 421461

File: 1722735792670.webp (55.49 KB, 1024x1024, VHkvCN4EGRiFKZvPnqHi--grid.web…)

>>421221
my fellow ovulation anona

No. 421468

File: 1722737951582.gif (2 MB, 245x255, 1000014007.gif)

>>421442
I like watching wrestling for the interesting fighting techniques

No. 421471

>>421468
Incredibly based

No. 421478

>>421442
gymnasts, always. I dont even care if they are manlets.

No. 421479

>>421468
This is fucking art.

No. 421506

>>421442
a lot of swimmers are posted, maybe them?

No. 421556

>>421460
>unfortunately
Lol I don't understand height hangups.

No. 421557

>>421221
>scroll up
>can't even see a single dick print
>literally nothing remarkable at all about the picture in any capacity
Ok…

No. 421562

>>421557
It's just my imagination filling in the blanks

No. 421563

>>421562
There's nothing there to fill. Do better.

No. 421596

>>421442
Jesus Christ, those bulges.

No. 421598

>>421596
wow they're pitiful

No. 421601

File: 1722786664522.jpg (21.01 KB, 296x311, 1000014030.jpg)

>>421506
Swimmers are agreed upon here for good reasons

No. 421617

File: 1722799120788.gif (598.19 KB, 555x297, Motionpack-2.gif)

Damn it feels good to be an artist

No. 421645

File: 1722807396476.jpg (160.31 KB, 735x1063, 1000014036.jpg)

>>421442
I prefer track sprinters over marathoners. They have nice torsos and legs

No. 421763

File: 1722859975349.jpg (34.37 KB, 205x390, 1716350520935.jpg)

Hes insanely fucking hideous from the front but from the back he looks fine, maybe a bit too roided though but its hard to find sexy men with perfect dorito shaped bodies and firm asses

No. 421881

File: 1722888412324.jpg (88.36 KB, 736x869, 1000014054.jpg)


No. 421883

File: 1722888767539.jpg (182.35 KB, 736x870, 1000014055.jpg)


No. 422015

File: 1722918629259.jpg (86.29 KB, 736x1094, 1000014075.jpg)


No. 422099

File: 1722956270699.png (681.72 KB, 736x916, 1000014088.png)


No. 422115

File: 1722961752439.jpg (61.13 KB, 500x744, 1000014096.jpg)

>>421442
Swimmers for me!

No. 422228

File: 1722992759584.jpg (40.29 KB, 371x810, 1000014113.jpg)


No. 422379

File: 1723059345681.jpg (36.97 KB, 506x528, 1000014140.jpg)


No. 422454

File: 1723099629213.jpg (400.93 KB, 1440x1794, 1000004273.jpg)

This pic is sooo cute

No. 422498

File: 1723120517753.jpg (252.54 KB, 1026x1500, image.jpg)


No. 422629

>>422498
such a nice waist

No. 422702

File: 1723169312810.jpg (51.22 KB, 720x859, 1000014178.jpg)


No. 422703

File: 1723169412509.jpeg (64.46 KB, 685x385, CCD9C03B-BCFF-4935-9174-C59C14…)


No. 422705

>>422703
Turn this into sausages for the BBQ.

No. 422706


No. 422707

File: 1723170312017.jpg (81.35 KB, 1004x1004, 1000014177.jpg)


No. 422749

>>422703
Turd in the chamber

No. 422751

>>422703
discostan

No. 422787

File: 1723197772765.jpg (60.05 KB, 578x800, Carlos Quezada Fotografía.jpg)

>>421460
May I interest you in male ballet dancers?

No. 422817

>>422787
I've always thought male ballet dancers had really good bodies and I like watching them but then I feel kind of embarrassed because I know they're usually super gay

No. 422875

Why is male erotica on the internet always titled/tagged as "gay"? Sometimes I feel like a degenerate weirdo for being attracted to 3D men because of this.

No. 422884

>>422703
Preggory's son

No. 422889

File: 1723216213740.jpg (54.75 KB, 564x846, 1000014198.jpg)

>>422875
Most image erotica is directed at men, whether gay or straight unfortunately.

No. 422890

File: 1723216295574.jpg (55.57 KB, 736x1103, 1000014196.jpg)


No. 422891

>>422890
this is the one.

No. 422897

>>421617
please nona come back and share your source

No. 422988

>>422890
ooh
>>422787
all feet are weird-looking to me but these are especially scary
>>422749
laughed too hard at this

No. 423002

>>422890
I want to grope him

No. 423084

>>422817
>super gay

That's a super myth nona. I know, I was shocked when I learned that too.
>>422988

Ballet feet are a horror beyond human comprehension, it's true. It's the price you pay for that physique unfortunately.

No. 423618

I dont understand how you can enjoy touching? They are fucking hard and boney. What the fuck.

No. 423619

>>423618
Muscular men are also too hard though

No. 423653

File: 1723415964167.jpg (Spoiler Image,37.4 KB, 500x724, 1000014472.jpg)

Spoilered for buttcheeks

No. 423737


No. 423740

>>423618
You think I actually have the opportunity to touch men?

No. 423741

File: 1723428183037.png (255.73 KB, 640x794, 1000014474.png)


No. 423742

File: 1723428344223.jpg (39.18 KB, 735x700, 1000014475.jpg)


No. 423743

>>423742
Built for RAPE

No. 423822

>>423743
Built for ball kicking

No. 423976

File: 1723497395654.png (421.75 KB, 736x1104, 1000014544.png)


No. 423978

File: 1723497548646.png (578.61 KB, 500x667, 1000014546.png)


No. 423981

>>423978
almost perfect body

No. 423996

File: 1723500338414.mp4 (14.4 MB, 510x720, tumblr_sevupxw43j1ul7lrh_720.m…)

>>422884
>>422749
i dont get your references but please enjoy a complimentary video

No. 423998

File: 1723501311815.jpg (129.81 KB, 2048x1536, [22-12-18] 1604427811393265664…)

>>423996
what fetish is this wtf

No. 423999

>>423998
you tell me, this stuff is hard to find online.

No. 424013

>>423996
Why does he flex as if he has muscles and he isn't a fattie. I hate whoever this creature is. Weird ass fag behavior.

No. 424026

>>423998
Mpreg fetish. He's clearly showing how far he is in the pregnancy.

No. 424037

File: 1723513276478.mp4 (324.46 KB, 1612x1080, [24-08-04] 1820022791992942898…)

>>424026
hope he gets an abortion then

No. 424097

>>423996
Constipated, dick little

No. 424121

File: 1723551511038.gif (360.27 KB, 260x195, 1709545997375.gif)


No. 424327

File: 1723601573245.jpg (83.75 KB, 499x750, 1000014557.jpg)


No. 424328


No. 424353

>>423996
I'm laughing so hard, he's doing disappointed sighs every few seconds. I hope this is for a before and after transformation

No. 424795

File: 1723759735306.jpg (41.43 KB, 474x474, 1000014616.jpg)

Nice waist

No. 424797

File: 1723759967361.jpg (91.74 KB, 736x981, 1000014617.jpg)


No. 424800

File: 1723760657794.jpg (52.74 KB, 564x566, 1000014618.jpg)


No. 424814


No. 424998


No. 425040

File: 1723844673573.jpg (65.08 KB, 1350x837, 1717267027179188.jpg)


No. 425041

>>424814
Moobs are hot as long as they're not from like, rolls of fat.

No. 425042

>>424814
Anon, those are pecks, moons are from fatties

No. 425072

>>425042
thank you fatties for giving us the moon

No. 425126

File: 1723867895598.jpg (110.37 KB, 736x920, 1000014637.jpg)


No. 425183

File: 1723884111672.jpg (442.99 KB, 1152x2048, F7s__3JbMAAp110.jpg)


No. 425187

File: 1723885095970.jpg (Spoiler Image,272.38 KB, 1241x1740, FpucHwVaQAAcFwE.jpg)


No. 425217

File: 1723900790764.jpg (28.35 KB, 466x466, 1000014654.jpg)


No. 425221

File: 1723901058463.jpg (138.88 KB, 633x633, 1000014655.jpg)


No. 425247

>>425187
When I see men like this my gaydar just starts buzzing, I’m sorry😭. But great body nonetheless.(emoji)

No. 425248

>>425187
nice bubblebutts are such an underrated feature in men

No. 425250

>>425247
nonnie, your normie manners are slipping out

No. 425251

>>425250
Mods are going to redtext her in 3,2,1…

No. 425279

>>425247
he sounds like a bottom
1696072649359950187(spammy post)

No. 425334

File: 1723927516230.jpg (40.12 KB, 712x712, 4ba91d8a01868fbd326df6d1fe3be2…)


No. 425521

File: 1724004120180.jpg (107.7 KB, 884x884, Jacques Réattu - Male nude (de…)

>>425279
>(spammy post)
Am I misunderstanding what "spam" is? Because that looks to me like a link to a xitter post. Spam AFAIK is when the same thing is posted repeatedly.

No. 425526

>>425279
>>425521
How would farmhands know it's a xitter post? Kek

No. 425566

File: 1724018002520.jpg (80.36 KB, 564x564, 36223857ac9b8b68cd473efb335579…)


No. 425587

>>421468
those thighs damn

No. 425774

File: 1724100372801.jpg (35.5 KB, 500x625, 1000014696.jpg)


No. 425775

File: 1724100427628.jpg (82.23 KB, 600x900, 1000014697.jpg)


No. 425776

File: 1724100495926.jpg (32.86 KB, 720x591, 1000014698.jpg)


No. 425789

File: 1724104049633.jpg (158.32 KB, 1080x1350, Maverick-McConnell-X-Dorien-J_…)


No. 425791

File: 1724104593592.jpg (Spoiler Image,697.83 KB, 3840x5760, e0fb57c2d10a7dd1c0c30.jpg)


No. 425826

File: 1724115456683.jpg (87.61 KB, 564x996, 1f0239d5645d74bf5470ea8cfc36f2…)


No. 425993

File: 1724188053190.jpg (67.6 KB, 736x736, b517303faeea0a8c12a89c279c391a…)


No. 426192

File: 1724281672920.jpg (73.66 KB, 564x703, cb8a202c07f276ce5769b4652a92e9…)


No. 426196

File: 1724282842613.jpg (25.37 KB, 360x532, 170a8cebaaedda973de363a81f2960…)


No. 426197

Thank you nonas for this thread. Amazing.

No. 426232

File: 1724294124287.jpg (48.27 KB, 428x465, Men's Coveralls Boiler suit Ov…)


No. 426246

>>426232
I actually like this. Needs bigger thighs though. What do you search up to find these clothes that look worn by a human body but there's no body?

No. 426288

>>425791
disgusting onlyfans thot
>>424037
kek
>>423996
i am vomit wtf

No. 426311

File: 1724332749369.jpeg (28.04 KB, 220x320, IMG_5776.jpeg)


No. 426316


No. 426388

File: 1724357996911.jpg (45.06 KB, 564x564, 2ca7176a5fb1375a84e38578cf8a3b…)

his waist is so grabbable

No. 426394

File: 1724359917361.jpg (65.78 KB, 563x951, 737f23cae6b802cf9e4511c6d52206…)

his back looks like a tic tac toe board

No. 426459

File: 1724379632388.jpg (Spoiler Image,124.65 KB, 564x580, 241734.jpg)

>>425247
All good looking men including gay ones are made for us to gawk at

No. 426479

>>426394
vertebraes gross me out so much
i wanna play that thing like a xylophone

No. 426480

>>426459
>triforce tattoo
what a fucking loser, would date (as a fellow zelda fan)

also blond body hair is yummy, too wirey tho i would need to bulk him up a bit

No. 426491

>>426480
So real, I love naturally colorful body hair.

No. 426741

File: 1724460982173.jpg (50.13 KB, 564x696, 4c32ea2404b935c94e6d4fe46885b4…)


No. 426743

File: 1724461381303.jpg (80.45 KB, 563x628, 90726f112dabc67bc1d6e1bee739eb…)


No. 426862

File: 1724504871162.jpg (49.99 KB, 736x552, 1000014778.jpg)


No. 426865

>>426862
You just know this guy is Asian and that's enough to turn me off

No. 426867

File: 1724507068556.jpeg (606.87 KB, 855x1280, 7B0E01A7-303D-4E97-A836-E15D2F…)


No. 426868

File: 1724507144144.jpeg (122.86 KB, 736x1104, F0E9313A-4233-4411-81EA-F7311D…)


No. 426879

File: 1724512037520.jpeg (447.41 KB, 854x1280, 88FB388C-3D38-4772-A2CA-CE216E…)


No. 426898

>>426879
>>426868
>>426867
Based ectomorph enjoyer nonnie

No. 426962

File: 1724549180723.webm (3.61 MB, 1080x1920, 1000014788.webm)

Can I post this here? His eyes are covered by glasses

No. 427092

>>426962
honestly, not really nonnie, if you can find someway to block his(Microsoft Clipchamp maybe?), then do post nonnie.

No. 427581

File: 1724703171846.png (816.91 KB, 736x736, 1000014876.png)

>>427092
I haven't heard of Microsoft clipchamp at all, but the mods didn't take it down so it's probably fine as long as I don't post him again.

Anyway enjoy this skater boy

No. 427582

>>427581
very nice, this is one boy i'd like to see now

No. 427619

File: 1724713678393.jpg (47.31 KB, 626x459, 1000014880.jpg)


No. 427929

File: 1724794926468.jpg (32.13 KB, 540x537, 6e94fdd8e51e93e399d162333bd451…)


No. 427930

File: 1724795111419.jpg (64.61 KB, 564x1001, b85e558a705807be99b44561865cfb…)


No. 428231

File: 1724873312479.jpg (67.02 KB, 524x640, 1710b05a809d1ca6f335d056703835…)


No. 428395

File: 1724934370187.jpeg (Spoiler Image,2.08 MB, 1913x1483, 01DD8DA3-8CF9-4A51-A413-82ECE7…)

Got recommended a video where a dumb American tourist humiliates himself in my country, not something I’d normally click on. 5 minutes in, the guy bathing him slaps his ass and he squeaks?? I had to put on my headphones because this (straight married) man was giving a porn experience. And he’s a total butterface with huge milky thighs. Holy moly. Are all Jewish bois this hippy and bottom heavy? He’s literally built like mewtwo. Probably not an “ideal” body but I liked it.

No. 428397

>>428395
my retard ass didn't register the red as part of the pattern and bc i didnt read your post, i thought this was some gore post of a man losing his dick

No. 428398

>>428397
Honestly I’d prefer that

No. 428410

File: 1724940081100.jpg (273.38 KB, 850x1059, mencorset-scaled.jpg)

>>428395
i like the thighs, i hate his flabby tummy and barrel torso, i'd put him in one of these

No. 428415

>>428395
>squeaks
Describe it, please. I need to know for, um, research purposes.

No. 428471

File: 1724957867361.jpg (71.63 KB, 698x698, 1000014915.jpg)

Edited out the tattoo

>>428395
Those thighs, damn

No. 428473

>>428395
Link, I'm begging you

No. 428637

File: 1726089828490.jpg (104.06 KB, 736x736, 1000015673.jpg)

reviving the thread with midriff

No. 428639

>>428395
Why didn't you post the link nonna? Evil.

No. 428692

File: 1726104274822.jpg (46.55 KB, 563x650, c77e84644116462370a3f456283fe5…)


No. 428873

File: 1726169171971.jpg (64.02 KB, 702x492, 1000015713.jpg)

>>428395
What is the video? Asking for research purposes

No. 428920

File: 1726183395604.png (501.55 KB, 706x760, 1000009582.png)

dunno why but I'm really into beefy men lately

No. 428922

moids from /fit/ go away(report and move on, don't give them attention)

No. 428956

File: 1726190503114.jpeg (89.03 KB, 445x668, EA5787DA-19FF-40AD-865D-894F41…)


No. 428957

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No. 428960

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No. 428962

File: 1726190899022.jpg (532.45 KB, 750x915, 1693457963052833.jpg)

>>428922
This is our thread now bitch
Is what I'd say if I was a moid from /fit/ which I'm not
Allegedly

No. 428968

>>428960
He makes me want to press the button

No. 428974

File: 1726192815743.jpeg (31.85 KB, 466x700, 4DB5600C-E140-4548-B4F3-CC7D06…)

>>428962
Distasteful. Who pays you to pretend to worship pigs on steroids ?

No. 428977

>>428962
This pic is photoshopped, right? There's no way Korean manhwa proportions exist in real life

No. 428980

>>428974
He’s so femininely built, I swear he has such girly hips. Very hot.

No. 428987

File: 1726194943396.mp4 (2.52 MB, 540x960, VID_22140405_192840_652.mp4)

>>428977
There's at least a little photoshop and playing with angles
_cr0102 on the gram

No. 428990

File: 1726195555039.jpeg (71.25 KB, 736x696, 0D29D781-3DB3-468B-90C1-2F68CD…)


No. 428995


No. 428996

>>428990
I need to do things to him

No. 428997

>>428395
NONA COME BACK HERE AND POST THE LINK

No. 429001

File: 1726197327537.webm (Spoiler Image,1.51 MB, 320x400, imagine.webm)

Consider yourself in this position
What would you do(spoiler porn)

No. 429003

>>429001
I like the guy, but spoiler stuff like this nona.

No. 429012

>>429001
This made me deeply uncomfortable, I feel violated.

No. 429027

>>429001
doesn't this count as porn? don't want to be a tattletale just curious how blurry the line is

No. 429036

>>428990
god dayum

No. 429060

>>428920
A physique like this one is easier to maintain than the sculpted abs, most men who are gym enthusiasts are like this throughout the year and then do a cut in order to have definition.
I find it cute , it’s firm but still squishy, rather than having a hard surface against you.

No. 429234

File: 1726256520834.jpg (123.27 KB, 736x1111, 1000015763.jpg)

>>428920
This is nice. Squishy but still has some muscle underneath

No. 429242

File: 1726257725172.jpg (19.79 KB, 474x474, 1000015768.jpg)


No. 429244

>>429001
beat him, he looks greasy

No. 429302

File: 1726264894138.jpg (116.74 KB, 720x988, IMG_20240914_005939.jpg)

Real wrestling (no showbiz with old moids) is amazing

No. 429307

File: 1726267805231.jpeg (73.42 KB, 800x1200, F7B5515D-DE61-4EC9-B998-8AD694…)


No. 429491

File: 1726323391761.jpg (55.71 KB, 717x988, 1000015767.jpg)


No. 429574

>>429027
How is this not porn? Either way, it's still 100% not safe for work. If I were in an office and the preview loaded I'd be mortified.

"Waaaahhh why are you looking at lolcow in an office!" doesn't matter, still nsfw.

No. 429610

File: 1726349976595.jpeg (131.48 KB, 960x1200, 3BC1F729-204A-46AE-A06B-B2C8B9…)


No. 430256

File: 1726512538695.jpg (46.56 KB, 735x545, 1000015818.jpg)

What type of clothing suits the male body best?

No. 430273

File: 1726517209631.jpg (281.08 KB, 1080x1397, 1000015820.jpg)


No. 430274

>>430256
Anything tight and short and hugs their form. Like wrestling and swimming suits. Tank tops, shorts, fitting classic shirts etc. but only when the body is hot and barely hairy to hairless. I admit I like suits and coats but I know it's lame and basic.

No. 430285

File: 1726521365510.jpeg (164.4 KB, 925x1230, 116860AE-62C2-44B0-A38D-27E3D2…)


No. 430301

>>430256
They can NEVER pull off loose, ill fitting clothes. When you have zero curves it just makes you look like a sack of potatoes. They need form fitting and skin exposing kardashian stuff.

No. 430349

File: 1726532843880.jpg (51.8 KB, 735x496, 1000015830.jpg)

>>430256
Suits for the win

>>430301
Baggy shirts are a no, but sweatpants are nice

No. 430354

>>430305
I'm salivating rn. Thank you.

No. 430359

>>430305
Cute beauty marks…

No. 430375

File: 1726535049805.jpg (25.65 KB, 500x388, FcMWOM7WYAAAOWb.jpg)

>>430305
why does it move like it has a mind of its own. am absolutely terrified.

No. 430382

>>430305
>small chode
>both skinny fat
Barfs

No. 430425

>>430375
That's super hot though.
Haven't you ever felt your vagina twitch after orgasm, I assume it's the same kind of involuntary movement.

No. 430426

>>430425
>that's super hot though
it looks like a worm..

No. 430429

>>430375
Seconded, except I'm more disgusted than terrified. I want to crush it so it stops moving.

No. 430463

>>430273
fat pig

No. 430604

File: 1726596972894.jpg (556.64 KB, 1200x1600, 2d02a94b1343a88cc333c7ffe585c1…)


No. 430694

File: 1726621837504.png (980.74 KB, 800x1200, 1000015866.png)

His photos reminds me a lot of clinch covers on old romance novels

No. 430695

File: 1726621989446.png (962.81 KB, 1080x1350, 1000015868.png)


No. 430696

>>430695
This image has a "tif Buffalo Bill crudely editing her body onto a symbol of male sex appeal" vibe

No. 430697

File: 1726622228431.png (1.05 MB, 1080x1315, 1000015871.png)


No. 430698

>>430696
That is weirdly specific

No. 430888

File: 1726686588188.jpg (27.03 KB, 500x647, 1000015889.jpg)


No. 430891

File: 1726686827557.jpg (534.65 KB, 1440x1800, maskfuel.jpg)


No. 430894

File: 1726687042435.jpg (642.9 KB, 1440x1800, mask2.jpg)

>>430891
>Flood detected

No. 430912

File: 1726690547996.jpg (80.21 KB, 640x640, 1000015891.jpg)


No. 430939

>>430912
who is he opening his legs for

No. 430948

>>430894
Where is this from..

No. 430950

>>430948
Some gay magazine titled 'Honcho Magazine'

No. 430978

>>430939
>>430912
Whore. Great legs though.

No. 431164

>>422889
spoiler the ugly faggots in the background too

No. 431201

File: 1726782548615.jpg (76.49 KB, 564x740, e52e5b7b5130811ecb40ae25f92a28…)


No. 431231

File: 1726788019055.jpg (49.3 KB, 450x500, 349884545556132795812462779252…)

>>428395
God I hate this obnoxious fag, his clickbait shtick and his annoying whimpers. He is always so over dramatic, the Turkish fag should of hit him harder. I need to see him try Pravilo, that would be enjoyable to watch.

No. 431283

>>428395
drop the sauce nona

No. 431481

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No. 431484

>>431481
Source? I like his costume.

No. 431485


No. 431488

>>429001
sauce ?

No. 431489

File: 1726857674752.jpg (191.44 KB, 1000x1295, 1000015932.jpg)

>>431484
I got it from pinterest. I did use Google reverse image search on it though, and it says it's from macabregadgets.com, which looks like some sort of pinup jewelry site

No. 431514

>>431489
this is pretty styling i like it a lot

No. 431521

File: 1726866918008.jpg (64.92 KB, 800x800, 1000015930.jpg)


No. 431523

>>431521
Very nice.

No. 431560


No. 431578

>>429610
Should have censored his bald head too
>>430256
Loincloth and nothing else, but only if they are hot. If not, instant death.

No. 431698

File: 1726915524677.png (247.81 KB, 600x603, 0068BC0E-8785-4937-9F55-B39FEC…)

>>431578
He's not bald, just blond, if he had been I wouldn't have shared it you silly. Bald men are subuhumans.

No. 431718

>>431489
This here is what the ideal male body actually looks like

No. 431730

Ideal male body and it’s a fucking twink kek

No. 431738

>>431730
Let's see your ideal body type then

No. 431746

File: 1726936603194.jpg (85.84 KB, 736x594, 1000015943.jpg)


No. 431785

File: 1726943105840.jpeg (62.79 KB, 600x901, 2EE01E7C-74B3-4D4B-B566-52BDF6…)


No. 431812

>>431746
nice tits bro

No. 431815

>>431730
>the foids are not attracted to hairy apes over 65? ?? rEEEEEEEEE-

No. 431870

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No. 431935

File: 1726980135226.png (461.59 KB, 500x590, short shorts.png)

>>430256
pre 90s sports is absolute heaven for a legfag. I will never forgive whoever decided to make tennis and soccer shorts long and ugly when they used to be so short and whory. We cant have shit.

No. 431938

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No. 432028

File: 1727012415962.jpg (41.53 KB, 736x736, 1000015954.jpg)


No. 432033

File: 1727013462718.jpg (67.5 KB, 736x1308, 1000015963.jpg)

>>431938
why are his legs so thin

No. 432036

File: 1727014545814.jpg (50.05 KB, 600x635, never-never-skip-leg-day_.jpg)

>>431938
>>432033
Never skip leg day.

No. 432057

>>431938
This haggot couldn’t hump anything without dying of a heart attack

No. 432078

File: 1727027982653.jpg (56.15 KB, 533x800, d9f74feeb9cd5098ea9ab2f40bee09…)

>>432033
>>432036
His legs are big it's just that his upper body is enormous. His proportions are all weird, he looks like a midget with short arms but he's actually 6'1 with proportional arm lengths.

No. 432080

File: 1727028362539.jpg (42.32 KB, 564x593, dffdfdf.jpg)

>>432078(infighting)

No. 432081

File: 1727028489333.gif (972.2 KB, 213x255, 1000022285.gif)


No. 432083

File: 1727028780221.jpg (59.44 KB, 679x1024, 7109a933c6dbb7ddf73e85fbf1c309…)

>>432080
>>432081
What can I say? The heart wants what the heart wants….

No. 432085

>>432083
you realize that that is a steroid body, right? Steroid bodies are unattractive

No. 432088

>>432085
99% of the bodies here are on steroids

No. 432089

File: 1727030351419.jpg (44.17 KB, 428x462, 1010101010111111er.jpg)

This thread needs to be purified

No. 432092

>>432088
but the other ones at least look good

No. 432136

File: 1727040827904.jpg (76.87 KB, 735x912, 1000015971.jpg)

>>432089
Roidpig nonnie is kind of funny ngl

No. 432142

>>432083
Go back to /fit/, faggot

No. 432145

>>432088
Bitches with fake lips don't get called names for it if they look good. It only becomes a problem when you're botched and fake. Same goes for males and steroids.

No. 432153

My craziest opinion is that I think a little bit of gynecomastia is the best addition to a well developed chest. It takes functional muscle and makes it sexy, like the nips gotta look biteable. Plus it's a sign of youth I remember how boys used to get sore in the tits and the teenage hormones made em puffy

No. 432156

File: 1727044947326.jpg (16.03 KB, 307x263, 0ghum98ut68u9tjhmun 6578687ktm…)

>>432153
Like this???

No. 432159

>>432156
No you fucking monster NO

No. 432163

>>432159
Show pic then.

No. 432165

File: 1727045702936.jpg (66.96 KB, 383x636, b8efba89b383f0cf91a555281d46da…)

was inspired by the unconventional male outfit thread to post more slutty male fashion

No. 432172

>>432156
cute pointy bullet tits

No. 432177

>>432172
Troon tits

No. 432205

Some farmers find hyper muscular bodies ideal, some find more slender bodies ideal. Do not come to this thread just to infight about it. Continuing to do so will result in bans.

No. 432380

File: 1727102562923.jpg (37.87 KB, 736x551, 1000015983.jpg)


No. 432396

>>432153
You just mean a toned chest nonna and developed pectorals, gyno looks ugly as shit.

No. 432468

File: 1727124416330.jpg (108.57 KB, 736x1008, 1000015991.jpg)

midriff

No. 432471


No. 432494

File: 1727130296315.jpeg (12 KB, 500x613, images.jpeg)


No. 432701

File: 1727210670918.jpg (94.13 KB, 736x1104, 1000016016.jpg)


No. 432707

>>432159
>>432163
Yeah this is begging for a picrel.

No. 432708

>>432205
I like the intersection of both myself. Without meeting in the middle just the two extremes. Wide shoulders, nice arms, big tits. Slender body. Huge dick.

No. 432804

File: 1727232812278.jpg (384.39 KB, 1375x841, 1636769421703.jpg)

i miss this whore so much

No. 432805

File: 1727232957357.jpg (404.51 KB, 1551x872, 1636776261043.jpg)

>>432804
fuck DA for banning this guy, finding guys with nice bodies to use as reference is so hard and his tummy was fucking legendary

No. 432961

>>432153
I can (kind of) see the angle here. Titplay has been what I most look forward to in sex since I've started sleeping with fit men, but I don't like tits on roidpigs or pigmales, just on leaner guys.

No. 433043

File: 1727314406305.jpg (98.25 KB, 622x905, tumblr_6c99b0ea2693d977862bb62…)

Daddy…

No. 433051


No. 433063

>>433043
why do they always skip leg day

No. 433068

>>433063
they don't. There just aren't as many androgen receptors in the legs so steroids create disproportionate growth of the upper body

No. 433070

File: 1727320582262.jpeg (29.3 KB, 428x368, da37c9d89c157f82c9bb2f7284d672…)

>>433063
>deadlift world record holder
Why do you skip brain day?(infight bait)

No. 433071

>>433070
i dont care about roidpigs, to me he just looks like a run of the mill bara furfag fetishist who injects his balls with silicone

No. 433100

>>433070
why so defensive?

No. 433124

>>433043
If I caught this man alone I would blow his brains out with a 9mm then proceed to get away with it because everyone would think it was a chonky hog I shot for food(a-log)

No. 433194

>>433043
heckin chonker

No. 433211

File: 1727370842937.jpg (176.35 KB, 640x640, 1000016053.jpg)


No. 433547

File: 1727481274786.jpg (165.3 KB, 736x1308, 1000016104.jpg)


No. 433735

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No. 433736

File: 1727551427127.jpg (39.88 KB, 462x635, edca7b576365807c6cacef47f27e8f…)

>>433735
who is this?

No. 433739

File: 1727552851806.jpeg (142.74 KB, 783x1199, A5C8219D-701B-4A1A-8A83-264B1C…)

>>433736
Yuzuru Hanyu

No. 433741

File: 1727553201275.jpg (672.99 KB, 2560x4096, [21-09-04] 1434022196981092352…)


No. 433750


No. 433941

>>432205
you know this is just making /fit/fags troll even more

No. 434698

File: 1727810892135.jpg (69.76 KB, 736x1167, 1000016175.jpg)


No. 434717

>>432205
/fit/ admits to raiding the thread and posting roidpigs, its not women posting those hypermuscular bodies

No. 434719

>>433739
The legendary Mogyu

No. 434842

File: 1727898870607.jpg (86.32 KB, 736x896, fc76b390574d0b5df6df95cc3c1cc7…)


No. 434854

File: 1727903543308.jpg (120.78 KB, 1284x1886, 37616311.jpg)


No. 434974

File: 1727986493812.jpg (22.65 KB, 640x381, 1000016230.jpg)


No. 434979

File: 1727988826471.png (Spoiler Image,314.28 KB, 640x605, image_2024-10-03_225325751.png)


No. 434980

>>434979
Imagine you flick them and they go durururur like a door stopper

No. 434982

File: 1727990171021.mp4 (1.52 MB, 480x660, w9461lyaZOBWh4FH.mp4)

Search up Lickable_Hunks on twitter and thank me later

No. 435152

>>400172
>>428920
Ugh yes, beefy hugable bodies… tmi post menstruation horniness is kicking and i miss my beefy, himbo, thicc boyfriend

No. 435167

File: 1728074679428.webm (395.9 KB, 608x1080, durur.webm)


No. 435199

File: 1728084132103.jpg (105.02 KB, 736x905, 1000016257.jpg)


No. 435208

File: 1728087599705.jpg (58.23 KB, 608x503, 1000016263.jpg)


No. 435273

File: 1728140766639.jpg (94.99 KB, 533x498, 1000016270.jpg)


No. 435310

File: 1728149235456.jpg (271.4 KB, 1080x1350, tumblr_oqf8to78gO1tqv7coo1_128…)


No. 435323

File: 1728154094372.jpg (112.55 KB, 736x902, 33a6b14d97aaff8616798e2e88d5cb…)


No. 435435

File: 1728197697619.jpeg (106.57 KB, 786x786, C270D9D1-8DBD-4A88-8749-848764…)


No. 435442

>>435435
This slut isn't even doing it right, he didn't cover his other nipple.

No. 435455

>>435435
why does a fit seemingly attractive confident man have an animu wallpaper ew

No. 435482

File: 1728221941980.jpg (12.25 KB, 364x333, EoPgLS2XYAQS733.jpg)


No. 435494

>>435482
Nipples too round

No. 435511

What is everyone's thoughts on V lines? I think they're hot as fuck, but I have seen them become grotesque.

No. 435559

>>435482
Oh I like this. Your bf? How old?

No. 435623

File: 1728260811696.png (424.06 KB, 500x750, 1000016309.png)


No. 435624

>>435511
One of the most attractive parts of a moid. I prefer it to be on the more subtle side, like in >>435435

No. 435625

>>435455
Considering all the pink stuff and the uwu quirky gun/pose I think he's going for an eboy aesthetic.

No. 435744

>>435559
Surprisingly enough I got this from a male thinspo account… Even though he looks healthy

No. 435778

>>435623
He learned how to make a Rasengan

No. 435790

>>435744
If you keep the protein intake high enough and work out, this should be manageable, but a pain in the ass.

No. 435806

File: 1728332324728.png (532.38 KB, 750x514, IMG_2513.png)

moid i found from valorant

No. 435833

>>435806
What the fuck

No. 435842

>>435806
whenever i see a scrote holding a gun i always imagine him sticking the muzzle up his asshole and pulling the trigger

No. 435860

>>435806
I feel like I've seen the symbol on his arm. What is it?

No. 435863

>>435860
isn't that the kyuubi seal from naruto

No. 435905

>>435482
Very nice, it's that type of skinny fit guy that immediately makes you wonder how big the wurst is.

No. 435937

File: 1728402453229.jpg (31.3 KB, 420x499, 1000001835.jpg)


No. 435950

>>435623
>Thomas Edison after inventing the first light bulb circa 1879

No. 436019

>>435937
This one is kind of whatever imo. It's midlle of the way to nowhere. He could either be a lot leaner/hot skelly, OR same bmi but more muscular and shapely.

No. 436042

>>435905
All skinny fit guys for some reason seem to be packing in the penis department compared to the average moid. They can only be compared among themselves if we are to determine if the wurst is legit yuge or not.

No. 436045

shit thread tbqh not enough fatties
yuck(bait)

No. 436057

>>436045
be the change you want to see nonnachka

No. 436123

File: 1728469555104.jpeg (179.37 KB, 735x922, 1945160B-88B2-47D2-BD0C-1FD834…)


No. 436125

>>436123
Is that ezra?

No. 436140

>>436125
KEK yeah, I remember this posted in another thread

No. 436157

>>436042
i think we need a dick thread, or a big dicks thread. would it be 100% against site rules?

No. 436164

>>436157
no porn on g

No. 436188

File: 1728493538554.jpg (16.58 KB, 400x400, 438975.jpg)

>>436157
>>436164
It literally exists, though.
>>>/g/95052
You can post pp on /g/.

No. 436194

>>436188
What exists? Porn, or a good dick thread?

No. 436240

>>436188
Try posting a pic of a real dick in that thread and see how quickly it gets deleted.

No. 436268

>>436240
jfc why on earth do lolcor mods have to be like this

No. 436275

>>404214
I like them very slightly smaller and more dense than this, but hot male nipples are the most kissable and lickable and sniffable and suckable and slobberable things in the universe.

No. 436304

File: 1728522472603.jpg (67.43 KB, 735x898, 1000016363.jpg)


No. 436323

File: 1728529908692.png (435.02 KB, 689x345, 172847529845567.png)


No. 436326

>>436323
does anyone know what book this is?

No. 436364

File: 1728555370779.jpeg (840.96 KB, 1170x1433, IMG_9083.jpeg)

I miss when men would workout to have the V shape, ugh Mike o’ Hearn in the late 90s was the ideal male form

No. 436434

File: 1728580162142.jpg (138.26 KB, 736x883, 1000016405.jpg)


No. 436627

>>404214
I want to see more lickable young boy nipples like this. Please, nonnas?

No. 436724

>>436434
Fuck yes

No. 436758

File: 1728691919766.jpg (69.23 KB, 720x886, 6a7cc7ad223277ceca9462ef6e7780…)


No. 436817

File: 1728729792649.jpg (Spoiler Image,100.4 KB, 829x1200, GUDqW6HX0AA4Cre.jpg)

>>436268
no fun allowed

No. 436819

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No. 436832


No. 436837

File: 1728740160173.jpg (Spoiler Image,652.02 KB, 2464x3280, GJJOGt_boAAnZ7T.jpg)

(spoiler nsfw)

No. 436838

File: 1728740289728.jpg (1.08 MB, 3024x3995, GV1jeQTXcAAh9zT.jpg)


No. 436953

>>433211
so perfect and worshippable damn

No. 436972

File: 1728775678330.png (4.28 MB, 3782x1914, Screenshot 2024-10-12 at 8.24.…)

>>422787
>>422817
If male ballet dancers are your thing, there are few better things you could watch than this American Ballet Theatre production. Angel Corella's butt is just amazing throughout the performance, the men in the corps de ballet are not bad either.
https://youtu.be/I9rEmB4h6TE

No. 436975

File: 1728776886311.jpg (16.47 KB, 400x400, 1000016442.jpg)

>>435511
They are delicious

No. 436976

File: 1728777019947.jpg (86.88 KB, 735x683, 1000016441.jpg)


No. 437005

>>436837
That's his finger not his dick farmhand. Not any more risque then these other shirtless pics.

No. 437014

File: 1728790730496.jpg (218.65 KB, 1242x914, 1645432446663.jpg)

>>437005
Oh that's why? I guess that makes sense lol.

No. 437040

>>435950
Nonna, I laughed at this lol

No. 437275

File: 1728871172058.jpg (43.77 KB, 564x705, 239a3dadb5abadb69b1e8a117b8a69…)


No. 437318

File: 1728890117684.jpg (176.52 KB, 1242x930, GWq2GaqW8AAg_yn.jpg)


No. 437323

>>435455
many internet weirdo men are fit and attractive physically

No. 437388

>>435482
Sexooooo, where do I find a man like that?

No. 437396

File: 1728924878650.png (369.62 KB, 736x920, 1000016484.png)


No. 437400

>>437396
Should've censored the hair too

No. 437403

File: 1728926098346.jpg (116.42 KB, 735x1120, 1000016489.jpg)


No. 437415

File: 1728929744205.jpg (114.14 KB, 640x853, IMG_4249.jpg)


No. 437418

>>437415
genie build

No. 437432

File: 1728935459995.jpg (Spoiler Image,337.99 KB, 2048x1468, 1551621253210.jpg)


No. 437483

File: 1728950958342.jpg (359.47 KB, 828x1030, 1661968332.jpg)


No. 437490

>>437318
Needs to exfoliate his skin more and to do something about those peperoni nipples, other than that, hot.

No. 437565

>>437432
Why does it stick like that

No. 437678

File: 1729011255542.jpg (27 KB, 480x480, 1000016510.jpg)


No. 437683

>>437565
Because he’s hard

No. 437832

File: 1729046072327.jpg (74.15 KB, 638x640, 1000016486.jpg)


No. 437868

>>436364
that's literally all the normal ones do that aren't closet homo somatic narcissists with autism

No. 437918

>>436758
i love pale ripped guys, i hate how most gym faggots spray tan themselves

No. 437978

>>437432
Not on the bottle-to-can range, but a nice stick nonetheless.

No. 438059

File: 1729136191244.jpg (30.12 KB, 552x382, sex-tape-@DavidLaid-famous-inf…)

(no faces allowed in this thread)

No. 438064

>>438059
I need a pale big cock skinny version of this

No. 438065

>>438059
Why does he have wrinkles on his vagina bones

No. 438066

>>404214
I want to sniff and tip-of-the-tongue lick his nipples so so much. And fondle him, and virgin kill my way into his little cock. Imagine how good his crotch smells.

No. 438067

>>438059
His upper body is huge compared to his waist, it looks a bit uncanny. Like a ken doll almost. Is he on steroids?

No. 438069

This thread needs more cute pale white boys

No. 438070

>>435273
Me on the left

No. 438071

>>438069
Absolutely, with smoothly muscular arms and tits

No. 438091

>>438067
A guy can look like that naturally, especially when he's young, but he probably is on something, just because most people will cheat if they can.

No. 438168

I agree with whatever girl keeps talking about pale boys. I wanna jerk off a pale skinny little teen boy so fucking bad(Rule 1)

No. 438282

File: 1729207826804.jpg (121.71 KB, 720x478, IMG_20241018_022928.jpg)

I need paper bag vision. Life is so beautiful without male faces in it. I would've been married by now.
Also armpits look really good if there's no nasty hair.

No. 438286

>>438282
the shaved male form is superior. Hair in men genuinely grosses me out they look like a bunch of daddy long leg spiders curled into a ball

No. 438293

File: 1729211974057.jpg (56.51 KB, 736x736, dc95a5e84bb9dfe21c9ee52a97fb87…)


No. 438516

>>438293
It took me a while to notice the benis. LMAO

No. 438547

File: 1729300077805.jpg (232.16 KB, 1241x1534, ineedthissobadlyimgoingtoceyta…)

i wwould kill

No. 438548

File: 1729300176183.jpg (219.59 KB, 1241x1531, needneedneedneed.jpg)

samefag for the sluttiest waist I have ever witnessed

No. 438552

>>438547
>>438548
Why is he shaped like a yaoi penis

No. 438568

>>438552
Because he's sexy ok

No. 438573

>>438568
Anon…

No. 438580

>>438548
No shoulders tiny cock and I'm still wet.

No. 438581

Men are so ugly(bait)

No. 438588

>>438581
we have threads for women too nona

No. 438622

>>438548
>>438547
tf are all these veins..

No. 438631

>>438547
>recessed jaw
>tiny weird lips
>big nose
>tiny dick
>chest deformity
Was this a selfpost cause how tf is this ideal

No. 438638

>>438547
Men with delicate waists creep me out

No. 438640

>>436042
They tend to. Biggest was a stocky guy. About 5’10. Big feet. Kinda big nose. Maybe a relation with nose size because my shortest dick, the guy had a short yet thick nose and his dick looked like that too

No. 438646

>>438640
Big dick big nose is a golden rule fs. But I have no idea what predicts big girth.

No. 438647

>>438548
The skin on his belly has the kind of stretched out and deflated look of a postpartum stomach, or maybe skin that has been lightly debrided to harvest skin grafts after a burn injury.

No. 438753

>>438646
No it's not

No. 438756

>>438753
Don't out yourself like this, micropenis nosecel-chan.

No. 438776

>>438631
his chin isn't even recessed and you can't see his nose. Don't hate on the willowy slut

No. 438780

File: 1729382715614.webp (23.06 KB, 632x526, 7269732580842.WEBP)


No. 438844

>>438780
Id drink like a dog from a bowl out of a pretty boy with a pectus excavatum chest

No. 438908

File: 1729437761767.jpg (292.76 KB, 1080x1080, d4fptce-7a05c6bb-c57f-4cd9-8ea…)


No. 438915

>>438646
>>438756
Fuck off with that retarded take. Men with big noses are hideous. No big dick can save the ugliness.

No. 438919

>>438547
Would. I kinda like the deflected chest.

No. 438971

File: 1729454004651.jpg (24.17 KB, 400x600, 2523.jpg)


No. 438983

File: 1729456340808.webp (720.39 KB, 2560x2560, IMG_7132.webp)

>>438915
Unfortunately there are real studies on this kek. and by big nose, I don’t mean like an adrien brody crazy shape, necessarily. Just a longish/meatier nose, as opposed to shorter and stumpy. Jon Hamm is known to have a big dick and his nose is pretty meaty(>Post attractive male bodies, without the face.)

No. 438985

>>438983
>post wall scrote
Back to your containment thread

No. 438989

>>438983
Let me guess biased studies that have been conducted by moids with big noses?
There is no correlation and what you are saying is purely anecdotal.

No. 438996

>>438989
Studies aren’t anecdotal and plenty women work in these fields now kek. It confirms what I’ve seen in real life as well

No. 438998

>>438996
Provide the studies then.

No. 439012

>>438998
Youre being a huge bitch I’m not spoon feeding look up nose size penis study

No. 439013

>>438989
Why is a dicklet moid derailing this thread lmao(scrotefoiling)

No. 439016

>>439012
So you have no proof. Got it.

No. 439017

>>439013
I can't tell if you are a moid with a huge nose or a pickme with an ugly man fetish.(infighting)

No. 439019

>>439013
>you’re a moid because you disagree with me
Shut up you annoying bitch

No. 439020

>>439017
You’re an ugly lesbian that’s why you only anorexic men with tiny noses attractive(infighting)

No. 439022

>>439020
oh boy the classic 'liking pretty boys is ackshuyally GAY' defense

No. 439023

>>439020
Fuck off you walled roidpig lover.(infighting)

No. 439024

It's so completely obvious that a moid lurker got mad at this (and is killing the thread for no good reason) that the jannie bans don't even make sense. It's (hilariously) multiple people replying to him btw not just me.

No. 439040

>>439022
Yes it is lesbian to like bony anorexic guys with petite noses and smidge dicks. Get out of this thread(derailing)

No. 439062

File: 1729469774139.jpg (135.33 KB, 772x752, 1000018562.jpg)


No. 439063

File: 1729469815827.jpg (152.54 KB, 740x782, 1000018561.jpg)


No. 439064

File: 1729469865755.jpg (49.38 KB, 500x552, 1000018563.jpg)


No. 439067

>>439040
Nobody talked about thin pretty men with SMALL dicks. Go thirst over your walled big nosed moids elsewhere. Stop derailing the thread.

No. 439069

File: 1729470236129.jpg (43.44 KB, 437x382, 1000018569.jpg)


No. 439071

File: 1729470318134.jpg (344.79 KB, 1280x1162, 1000018568.jpg)


No. 439072

File: 1729470497506.jpg (46.75 KB, 564x583, 1000018567.jpg)


No. 439090

File: 1729474392392.jpg (29.42 KB, 564x460, 01fc71b4443c2ce1c076575a5b1a90…)


No. 439109

>>439040
go back to /fit/, fag

No. 439201

File: 1729511518809.jpg (389.86 KB, 600x900, d42kdcw-b0af0aac-6d11-4658-a7f…)

wow I never knew noses were such a divisive subject

No. 439203

File: 1729511834154.jpg (80.66 KB, 858x750, 904862.jpg)

(bait)

No. 439235


No. 439257

>>439067
>thin pretty men
Youre an ugly lesbian lol. Only lesbians call men pretty. Kys(infighting)

No. 439260

>>439201
Stop self posting you roidpig
>>439257
We know what you are

No. 439265

>>439203
I know this is a joke but why is his bellybutton so high on his torso??

No. 439327

File: 1729544243600.jpg (113.08 KB, 736x787, 1000016726.jpg)

Thread cleanse

No. 439328

File: 1729544694441.jpg (244.85 KB, 736x1512, 1000016728.jpg)


No. 439343

>>439257
Go help raise the male suicide rate. Balding ogres like you are useless.(infighting)

No. 439358

why they have these ugly stomach veins ew

No. 439457

File: 1729592464293.jpg (255.88 KB, 1200x1200, 307.jpg)

Why don't anons post what they like anymore instead of just bitching? These past two days have been infight hell, did lc get linked somewhere again

No. 439460

>>439457
which TIF did you rip this male thinspo off of? not insulting your taste, i think it's delicious too, but this literally does look like those male thinspo manifestation boards or whatever

No. 439477

>>439457
Is bottom right scoliosis or?

No. 439532

File: 1729624341434.jpg (61.42 KB, 736x736, 1000016723.jpg)

So little back posting. Sad!

No. 439537

>>438983
i would have a massive schlong if i were a moid

No. 439543

File: 1729625809517.jpeg (91.23 KB, 772x520, 6C848A90-4575-4D49-B31B-EB4150…)

>>439532
I really like it when scrote backs dramatically curve outwards like this. Is there a name for it? It’s a must have for me

No. 439581

File: 1729632763899.jpg (54.6 KB, 736x841, 32810e5dafc70684e64f40d552d4a7…)

>>439543
No idea. Perhaps good posture?(ai slop outside containment)

No. 439583

>>439581
I’m sure that helps but skinny men don’t have it, I think it’s a back muscle

No. 439593

>>439583
Muscular skinny men do exist

No. 439901

File: 1729707705452.jpg (99.82 KB, 735x908, 1000016751.jpg)


No. 439947

Sorry to derail since I’m not attracted to men, but a friend of mine just ghosted her Olympian God date who she would not shut up about for the past few months because they finally had sex and he turned out to be small.

Just curious do straight women get completely turned off if the guy whose body they’re insanely attracted to had a disappointing wiener? I can’t imagine dropping a girl I’ve been dating who has a model tier body that I’m very attracted to, just because her labia looks ugly.

No. 439951

>>439947
it's just projecting insecurity

No. 439966

>>439947
The size of a labia doesn't affect how well she can pleasure you unlike the size of a dick. Some women do enjoy piv enough for it to matter.

No. 439973

File: 1729714279129.jpg (106.45 KB, 626x758, GUDqW6HX0AA4Cct.jpg)

>>439947
It has to be cartoonishly small for her to have that reaction.

No. 439976

>>439947
I would rather die than let a small penis “man” fuck me. It’s about dignity. A man’s penis reflects his character and being on the smaller side ruins the whole package for me, it would make me hate myself. How much of a cuck do you have to be to let something that’s not even impressive humiliate you like that? It’s just… yikes. Labia is aesthetic, dick size is moral. He would be allowed to eat me out though, I wouldn’t ditch him. He’s not cumming though

No. 439979

>>439976
case in point

No. 439983

>>439947
Your comparing apples to oranges. If the dick is small, sex isn't gonna feel good. It's more equivalent to dating a model tier woman who refuses to do anything but hand stuff during sex. (Sry I have no experience with women, so I just imagine that oral is the main event for you guys idk)

If small dicks were very common it would be one thing, but since most men are at least average it would be so much more rewarding to just switch to a dude who is a bit uglier but makes sex feel better.

No. 439987

>>439947
I don't do PIV, but I still wouldn't enjoy looking at a small pp. I'd get over it if the guy was hot enough though.

No. 440013

>>439951
>>439966
>>439973
>>439976
>>439983
>>439987
Samefag here >>439947
I see, I forgot there’s a practical use for penises kek but then again I have small/short fingers and I can masturbate relatively fine with fingering so I still don’t really get it. Unless the appeal is really just for the aesthetics and more on the sexual-psychological aspect rather than practical aspect here.

What are nonnies’ usual thresholds for being too small then? My friend told me the Olympian God had a 4-incher at best, which IMO isnt too bad (it’s longer than my fingers lmao) - I mean… I have 8-inch dildos but I rarely jam it more than the halfway mark…

No. 440076

>>440013
tbh I'm a virgin shut-in who will probably never date. But based on the dildos I've tried 4 is a little small but it also depends on thickness. I doubt I could take more then 6 inches though.

No. 440172

>>440013
Have you never tried toys? Imo dick (larger than fingers) feels way better than fingers. It's a lot more intense. Plus, if the only thing I wanted was the feeling of fingers in me I would just masturbate. I need some kind of incentive to put up with guys.

No. 440339

>>440013
>>439947
Why are you so interested in this hmmm

No. 440469

File: 1729808699440.jpg (70.71 KB, 736x981, 1000016779.jpg)


No. 440479

>>439947
For not being attracted to men you’re awfully interested in dick kek. Something smells here.

No. 440510

File: 1729816044561.jpg (50.28 KB, 735x674, 1000016780.jpg)


No. 440705

File: 1729888832307.png (460.19 KB, 548x769, 1000002047.png)

His body is so intriguing to me

No. 440707

>>439543
its normally the back muscles that grow

No. 440712

>>440013
>>439947
It's entirely her fault for not expecting an Olympian god to have a tiny penis. Has she never seen a Greek statue before?

No. 440715

>>439947
Dated tall muscular guy with a small one and yes it was a turnoff. wouldn’t ghost over it but it’s a bummer when the rest of him is attractive than the dick sucks. He ended up being a player. Insecure guys are the biggest cheaters I’ve found, not that all cheaters have small dicks but I’m sure it didn’t help his womanizing ways

No. 440729

>>439976
HELLO, BASED POLICE?????

No. 440737

File: 1729898616840.jpg (110.36 KB, 720x538, IMG_20241026_022123.jpg)

I love shaved muscular armpits and it makes me feel like a faggot

No. 440738

>>440737
Whats with women thinking they are gay for liking normal shit

No. 440740

>>440738
Armpits are notoriously a faggy thing though, they're objectively gross for normal people

No. 440746

File: 1729900211501.jpg (31.27 KB, 268x412, IMG_20241026_024953.jpg)


No. 440750

>>440737
What sport is this and who is he?

No. 440751

File: 1729902124017.png (266.68 KB, 421x630, arthur-nory-2.png)

>>440746
more legposting

No. 440796

>>440737
>>440740
but it's not really faggy if she's not attracted to the armpits just wants moids to be shaven, body hair is the real fag factor tho, they're so obsessed with asshole hair.

No. 440884

>>440737
If men with shaved armpits weren't so difficult to find I would spam this thread with armpits pics

No. 440891

File: 1729970384913.jpg (919.27 KB, 1920x1920, FunPic_20241026_221636587.jpg)

>>439947
For me, i really like the look of skinny guy-big dick but if the guy is attractive enough (including personality like not sexist, cute etc) I would definitely be ok with a micro-penis as piv doesn't make me cum. The feeling of thicker dick is nice so i might ask the guy to use toys sometimes. I would not do long term with a microdick guy if he's gonna go apeshit on the rare occasions i wanna use a toy.
Nonas will find a way to call him ugly but I'd do long term with a micro dick guy, with no dildo (still vibrator should be allowed) for a couple guys only, my husbandos (picrel, i do not have asian fever these are just 2 examples. I have more white and black husbandos but i wont schizopost and show all of them)(no faces allowed in this thread, read the rules)

No. 440900

>>440891
i had never cummed from piv once in my life for 29 years straight and after multiple relationships.. then i met my guy. he's absolutely /huge/ and curvy at the shaft but i think it's a mixture of being extremely good in bed with really enjoying orgasm play for the partner. hopefully it will happen to you as well. forget microdick moids.

No. 441067

File: 1730048056138.jpg (58.26 KB, 736x910, 1000016814.jpg)


No. 441310

File: 1730144610426.jpg (52.38 KB, 736x730, 1000016825.jpg)


No. 441313

>>441310
Fuck I love legs so much

No. 441319

File: 1730145835509.jpg (104.64 KB, 736x717, 1000016827.jpg)


No. 441325

>>441310
Moids with nice legs should be forced to wear shorts 24/7.

No. 441415

File: 1730154200451.jpg (48.78 KB, 735x498, 1000016824.jpg)


No. 441497

>>441319
his hair is cute

No. 441498

>>441415
holy sex

No. 441716

>>440746
pole vault
>>440751
wow and he has cute feet too majority of moids just have hideous cavemen feet they should be forced to get pedicures
>>438059
holy fucking fuck he’s going in my basement what’s his naaaaaame

No. 441717

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No. 441920

File: 1730316692327.jpg (34.28 KB, 474x710, 1000016917.jpg)


No. 442110

File: 1730405879315.jpg (28.81 KB, 466x700, 05e72a708b70344707ee3b19cbc48c…)


No. 442113

>>442110
I once hooked up with a moid like this, they feel nice to touch.

No. 442120

File: 1730407287775.jpg (20.37 KB, 500x363, 1000002140.jpg)

This turns me on in ways unimaginable

No. 442122

>>442120
mmm I want to lick his stomach

No. 442130

>>439072
>>435937
>>442120
i nominate these for the next threadpic

No. 442220

>>442130
i vote this one >>435937 nice body and nice choking gesture

No. 442303

File: 1730483943553.jpg (45.31 KB, 695x789, bonbons.jpg)


No. 442364

File: 1730507872280.jpg (29.28 KB, 564x572, 802cc0bfb54955dd1e061233f0bd2d…)


No. 442366

>>442364
Looks like someone's thrown worms on him, especially the one on his chest. Kinda cool

No. 442376

>>442364
Imagine scratching those scars, picking them, putting ice cubes on them or a lit matchstick.

No. 442403

>>442376
I would pick at them until they bleed so they can scab. Then it would be more fun to pick

No. 442429

>>442366
No, it's gross

No. 442473

File: 1730566275001.jpg (90.38 KB, 736x919, 1000016952.jpg)


No. 442478

>>442473
Anons need to get better at censoring faces. I can still see his hair and face shape which ruins my ability to project a character onto him.

No. 442666

File: 1730661381235.jpg (37.61 KB, 553x553, GDqgYqZW4AAh5mD.jpg)


No. 442945

File: 1730835534652.jpeg (530.66 KB, 993x572, 8B8832E8-B7F6-486D-B33D-2A1211…)

There’s a lot wrong with his shoulders but the navel is delicious to me. Almost dolphinlike and the bellybutton is crazy feminine, men normally have hideous bullet wound looking ones when they’re ripped. Screencapped from a video btw

No. 442946

File: 1730836069823.jpg (280.43 KB, 720x1432, Screenshot_20241105_152909_Sam…)

Japanese McDonalds giving me beefy eye candy while I'm bored scrolling at work

No. 442954

File: 1730839345240.jpg (88.48 KB, 1080x1346, 1000017019.jpg)


No. 442955

File: 1730839538987.jpg (142.25 KB, 1080x1350, 1000017018.jpg)


No. 442989

>>442954
why…. peppa

No. 443313

File: 1731012360317.jpg (122.83 KB, 700x873, 1000017061.jpg)


No. 443342

File: 1731024198249.jpg (68.27 KB, 566x375, 47d3f96a81a77d7a48784d395fadf2…)


No. 443344

File: 1731024365608.jpg (23.76 KB, 240x303, 1f27a18106512c6d00a853d28daad8…)


No. 443661

File: 1731180984373.jpg (89.12 KB, 719x895, 42c589ac067fbb392224e3611afc65…)

love love scars

No. 443668

i'm so sick of seeing the threadpic
im not into this bulky bodytype, i wish threadpic was leaner

No. 443669

File: 1731181748683.jpeg (940.53 KB, 790x2048, 8CB4A5A4-C855-4621-AF40-B9BE80…)

Not an ideal body or anything like that but that tummy stripe… the ONLY good kind of body hair. I love it when it contrasts against the skin, like drawn by a sharpie but instead of ink it’s pubic hair. It should never be dispersed like a dough though, just a clean sharp line straight to the dick,

No. 443672

>>443669
Is this khabib

No. 443686

File: 1731189251522.jpg (112.57 KB, 736x943, a5f0119d5302fdeb7914f51341a769…)


No. 443687

File: 1731189820306.jpg (78.18 KB, 736x1215, df373a7a024a8870e5c1d36282c702…)


No. 443690

>>443672
…yes

No. 443715

>>443686
ugh i hate veiny arms

No. 443743

>>443668
Speedrun posting cute bodies and soon we’ll have a new thread!

No. 443753

>>442303
God that ass, I can't be with a man that buttmogs me

No. 443776

>>443753
Self sabotaging narc mindset

No. 443805

File: 1731249128456.jpg (161.59 KB, 806x1025, Screenshot_20241110-153019_Gal…)

perfect build imo

No. 443812

File: 1731256430475.jpg (170.65 KB, 998x1581, Hdjebdjdjdjejeicid.jpg)


No. 443814

>>443812
dorito
>>443344
nice
>>443342
needs a bit more muscle

No. 443996

>>443814
ooh i'll give him a muscle alright

No. 444124

File: 1731423865072.png (262.58 KB, 711x888, Screenshot 2023-09-27 124814.p…)

>>430354
>>430359
>>430375
What was it
Nice thread tho

No. 444155

File: 1731437479856.mp4 (Spoiler Image,343.58 KB, 576x432, 11194286.mp4)

>>444124
Something like this
>>429001
>(spoiler porn)
okay, sure(/g/ rule 4)

No. 444157

>>444155
He's ugly but I like the position.

No. 444175

>>444155
>hairy face
and yet
>bald pussy
Should be the other way around.

No. 444193

File: 1731451046250.jpg (70.4 KB, 736x733, 1000017135.jpg)


No. 444194

File: 1731451667364.jpg (61.46 KB, 736x920, 1000017136.jpg)

tiddy

No. 444195

File: 1731451818076.jpg (31.37 KB, 604x588, 1000017137.jpg)


No. 444196

>>444155
ohhhhhh my goooood thta's so hot

No. 444213

>>444195
wtf why do i like how his foot looks. no.. it can't be..

No. 444215

How do people on /g/ confirm if someone behind a post is a woman and not a man?

Is everyone here considered a woman regardless of their real gender IRC? LOL

No. 444217

>>444213
Nonny if the main thing you're staring at is his foot then I have some bad news for you…

No. 444218

>>444155
sauce pleaaaase or more hnnnggg

No. 444255

File: 1731476970891.mp4 (878.96 KB, 954x720, 1731476329990.mp4)


No. 444291

>>444255
looks scary to ne

No. 444310

File: 1731510690376.jpg (87.24 KB, 736x1308, bb7d7df3c1ff77a864f7e1a3902409…)

>>444215
Everyone here is a man LARPing as a woman
This place has more trannies than a LGBT parade on June

No. 444312

>>444255
Ugly shoop
>>444310
Why do you think that?

No. 444317

>>444312
it's going to be the usual "women liking things i don't like = tranny" excuse kek

No. 444323

>>444255
I was going through someone's following on Twitter and I saw him kek.

No. 444390

File: 1731543508371.jpg (56.44 KB, 453x640, ab2defe961735e18646d26e394f758…)


No. 444490

File: 1731582370930.jpg (68.32 KB, 736x981, 7656789876.jpg)


No. 444493

>>444490
>>444195
Now this is something that lifts my spirits, I wish I could bite them like a pit bull.

No. 444554

File: 1731607211065.mp4 (Spoiler Image,8.61 MB, 1280x720, 1731429231431.mp4)

I am pretty sure this is allowed. It's just another topless man like most of this thread.

No. 444568

>>444554
>tfw I like the pictures but not this
I am imagesexual.

No. 444572

File: 1731613300363.jpg (60.57 KB, 736x1308, d493c8149b8f02b7e03bda3de85c11…)


No. 444573

File: 1731613831997.jpg (25.68 KB, 480x480, bc0b3387ff34fe9e8af28092d5292b…)


No. 444588

>>444554
oh my god

No. 444604

>>444554
why is he crying

No. 444635

>>444554
>open vid
>watch
>is it pee? wax?
>he brings down what looks like a bottle of beer
>oh. Okay.
>skip a few seconds in
>hes moaning and jerking off
There's audio?!
>he starts rubbing the beer he spilled all over his chest into his body
Hm. Thank you for sharing!

No. 444636

this thread is slowly becoming a porn thread and i'm here for it

No. 444641

>>444635
Nta but I think it's oil?

No. 444646

>>444604

Anon, he's not cyring…

No. 444651

>>444554
This is the hottest thing i've ever seen, thank you anon for this gift! please if you have anymore keep posting them!

No. 444652

>>444554
This was really good but I swear I saw a Heineken beer bottle? Who is he?

No. 444657

>>444554
sauce pls I’m begging nona. I came across a similar video like this years ago and I just can’t find it anymore. I’m thinking it may actually be this or at least the same dude.
>>444636
same

No. 444689

File: 1731648813730.jpg (91.73 KB, 730x951, 1000017148.jpg)

>>444636
Bold of you to assume that the thread wasn't always softcore porn in the first place

No. 444704

File: 1731664079784.jpg (126 KB, 1104x1080, GLQCBLNWUAAc6pb.jpg)

>>444652
>>444657
Ilikeitlots

No. 444710

>>444554
Jfc this is so hot nonna thank you!

No. 444730

>>444554
this better not be a selfpost

No. 444811

>>444730
honestly i wouldn't be mad

No. 445029

>>444704
Thanks nonaaa, don’t think it's him but still hot.

No. 445036

File: 1731792751977.jpg (76.8 KB, 736x920, cat.jpg)

cat

No. 445037

File: 1731793004687.jpg (66.19 KB, 736x832, af0bae7747b70e043f0fe44719b5d1…)


No. 445039

>>445037
small. chiseled. nipples. on. pale. tits. are. so. goated. i'm sniffing. snuffing. licking. sucking. these. until. he. pounds. me. dead.

No. 445052


No. 445060

File: 1731802818166.jpg (46.62 KB, 495x586, 5122e192a786f6d778f5a7df8ac409…)


No. 445082

File: 1731807969232.webm (1.36 MB, 576x914, snapdouyin.app-hd-173067301043…)


No. 445086

>>445082
kek the hand gesture when she touched the ugly moid

No. 445100

>>445082
these videos make China look like an alternate universe, how in the fuck is something like this possible? I'd love to know the behind-the-scenes

No. 445103

>>445100
rape is punishable by death, for one

No. 445106

>>445103
really? holy shit, based if true. but even if the law says that, rape could still be very underreported like in most countries due to social pressure and culture.

No. 445110

>>445082
How do some men have insane pecs and others dont? i only big bulky men if they have massive peccies i can squese

No. 445123

>>400481
>>400482
>>400483
>>400940
What the fuck were these anons talking about?

>>413623
.xyz is a top-level domain that is often used by random small websites, IIRC

No. 445126

File: 1731833366854.png (12.96 KB, 900x197, Screenshot 2024-11-17 004921.p…)

>>445106
it is true, and murder is less likely since guns are also outlawed. you have to deal with other extremely restrictive laws, harsher gender roles, censorship and being spied on by the government even more than in america though. but it's a very safe country for women.(derailing)

No. 445130

File: 1731836383898.jpg (716.94 KB, 1536x2048, GVG54rIaEAEEuHL.jpg)


No. 445131

File: 1731836457913.jpg (191.65 KB, 800x1489, GZ2EIJvboAA4cMJ.jpg)


No. 445132

>>445082
I wish we had a country where we could touch abs from hot moids as entertainment like that

No. 445142

File: 1731848386884.jpg (638.06 KB, 1806x2048, Gak_dykaIAErB0O.jpg)

>>445100
I did notice how a lot of the male sluts I find (and post here) are Chinese. And also Chinese women online are much more open about their sexuality than other women. wtf happens in that country?!?!

No. 445157

>>445126
>safe country for women
Unless your parents stick a bunch of needles in your head as an infant for the sin of being born a non-moid(derailing)

No. 445235

File: 1731888599857.jpg (55.66 KB, 736x995, 1000017189.jpg)

So what should the next threadpic be?

No. 445352

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No. 445354

File: 1731959958498.mp4 (Spoiler Image,3.87 MB, 720x1102, gj2qvrIZ1ps6NtzF.mp4)

>>445235
That one >>435273 because I find it funny.

No. 445357

>>445354
Where do you find high quality vids like these that aren't cringe

No. 445477

File: 1732016669880.jpg (930.31 KB, 1320x1641, Gcu_91HbcAAmqv_.jpg)

>>445357
Randomly showing up on my xitter TL

No. 445594

>>445354
nonna tell us how to find these

No. 445833

>>401425
damn, shoulders for days…

No. 449430

>>444554
absolute KINO 20/20, jesus fucking christ the audio is the cherry on the top, i don't care if it's made for gay audience, i want more of this



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