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No. 286586

Post men who are unconventionally attractive, gross, unattractive, average, ugly, creepy/weird, or shameful for their reputation.

Previous thread: >>276988

No. 286587

Yes, I copy and pasted the thread description. Sorry. I had to do it before the Peterson&Shapirofags got to it first. Mods forgive me.

No. 286588

thank you. I was tired of seeing Peterson's face everytime I go to /g/

No. 286591

Whose this guy?

No. 286595

>>286591
ed sheeran

No. 286599

>>286591
He’s some guy that loves cockroaches and giving birth to them.

No. 286600

Tom Scott. Well, 8 years ago before he started looking like a 40 year old baby. There’s nothing special about his face, but the way he moves and talks is pretty cute. I want to embarrass him on camera. Is it even legal to say this stuff about people who aren’t A list celebrities?

No. 286601

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chessanons unite

No. 286602

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No. 286611

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In memory of the Queen dying

No. 286621

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>>286611
Morrissey is the only queen I'll kneel for

No. 286622

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yessss

No. 286623

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No. 286625

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Dune? More like DAMN

No. 286636

>>286623
I think his face is more attractive when he's a dad lol

No. 286638

>>286625
Why is young Kyle MacLachlan unconventional??

No. 286639

>>286625
DAMN, this man is gorgeous nnmgh that military uniform
I don't think this is unconventional though

No. 286641

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Thank you so much nonny, i pray we wont see the Shitersons face ever again.
This OP picture is incredibly funny, i love it!

No. 286643

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Say what you will, but Trisha Paytas was right about Rick Moranis.

No. 286644

The way Sigourney Weaver kisses him in this scene awakened something in me.

No. 286663

Guy in OP looks exactly like a penis

No. 286691

>>286623
Drop name

No. 286692

>>286638
Because he has a weird nose.

No. 286696

File: 1662724422613.jpeg (84.89 KB, 660x986, 5B0D9034-5D8A-48FF-AD49-F525CF…)

i think young charles is pretty cute sometimes

No. 286715

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>>286586
hugh laurie in his house md days. yes ma'am!

No. 286716

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>>286601
Schitzo men with dark blonde hair

No. 286733

>>286639
Eh, he described his career as being dead in the water after Dune, a pariah in Hollywood. I count it as unconventional.

No. 286736

>>286586
I don't know who he is but please tell me no one is attracted to this goofy ass looking old fuck. He looks like a failed transitioned troon. I want to vomit all over him, and actually it would greatly benefit his appearance.

I much prefered to see Peterson's face, and i didn't even think it was possible.

No. 286742

>>286733
that’s because the movie was a flop, but it’s not like his career was a wash since he had a fruitful partnership with david lynch & starred in plenty of other features. kyle maclachlan is pretty widely & uncontroversially considered handsome

No. 286745

>>286742
Well then I'm a dumbo. But I still think he fits here more than the conventionally attractive thread (plus this thread is cozier lol).

No. 286749

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>>286745
lol agreed, this thread is much comfier since people can just be open about what they like. too much gatekeeping in the other thread.

tangential to kyle maclachlan, my personal twin peaks husbando is the reclusive botanist harold smith

No. 286752

>>286623
Name name name drop name

No. 286757

File: 1662739658118.jpg (998.29 KB, 2048x1600, Tumblr_l_82662193814142.jpg)

>>286736
Post your ugly husbandos or hide the thread, binch. We cozy up in here.

No. 286761

>>286638
Weird facial structure, there's something going on with his chin and lower face in general that really strike me as off.

No. 286763

>>286736
Get fucked Peterson simp

No. 286769

>>286761
Huh, I kind of see it but his face is pretty harmonized so it works out. Anyway, he's very attractive, conventionally or not

No. 286773

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Curtis Yarvin

No. 286775

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Ireland reunification NOW!!!

No. 286776

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Sam Bankman-Fried. Why are autistic tech Jews so hot all the time?

No. 286777

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Steve Jobs in the 80's

No. 286783

>>286777
perfect man physically imo here

No. 286787

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No. 286789

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Catalonia independence NOW!!!

No. 286790

>>286789
he looks so pathetic… like a stuffed animal or a muppet after being in the washing machine
I want him

No. 286791

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I'm happy that the only things we "argue" about itt is who should be the next threadpic and which men posted are too attractive or simply too hideous to even be posted. "Argue" in quotes because we barely even argue about it, it all just feels like simple disagreements. That's why I love this thread. Sorry if this is a little too spergy but I really think of you unconventional male enjoyers as sisters. Now that was cringe, kek. Whatev!

No. 286803

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>>286716
I think young Ted was incredibly hot, it must have taken a monumental level of autism for him to have been incel.

>>286691
>>286752
That's Crispin Glover.

No. 286810

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Eliezer Shlomo Yudkowski

No. 286821

>>286803
He was an agp and nearly trooned out lol

No. 286828

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Just remembered Rod Serling existed ♥

No. 286830

>>286803
Kek if you've read any of the journals they seized from his cabin you will see that he indeed had monumental levels of autism. He also had the incel habit of having really high standards and then becoming extremely upset when women didn't reciprocate the same amount of interest in him. I agree that he was cute and the autism adds to it in a pathetic sort of way

No. 286834

File: 1662759663811.gif (1.45 MB, 400x224, ezgif.com-gif-maker(1).gif)

The alcoholic balding piece of shit William Hurt was
>>286821
Oh shit nononononon

No. 286835

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No. 286837

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fuck you fuckers who kept posting this guy. He was so fucking hot, and the pictures of him now fat and schlubby I was still kind of attracted to him so I caved and started watching rlm but it’s not even that funny or interesting to me. Fucking lolcow tricking me into watching videos of autistic men talking about films, how Dare you.

No. 286839

>>286835
What's this from??

No. 286843

>>286736
People all over the world want to vomit all over your greasy retard too, congratulations. Fuck off.

No. 286844

>>286591
Danny Elfman

No. 286846

>>286844
Thanks for the serious answer nonny. I only ever heard about him in these threads and only saw the pics where he's younger lol

No. 286848

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>>286845
Sometimes I fucking hate newfags.

No. 286851

>>286839
No idea, must be from the 80s

No. 286852

balls

No. 286853

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>>286837
Rich Evans was hot too.

No. 286854

>>286696
I just need someone to shop his eyes a little further apart. I think he'd actually be handsome in that case.
But I also do agree that he was strangely cute when he was younger.

No. 286855

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>>286837
Did you see him with long hair??

No. 286856

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No. 286857

>>286856
>implying I still wouldn't

No. 286859

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RIP sweet angel.

No. 286860

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>>286855
Yes, I usually love men with long dark hair but I don’t like how it looks on him. He’s the only gross looking fat guy I’ve been attracted to, it must be mere exposure effect from these threads. I kind of started to prefer Jay though.

No. 286861

>>286855
I’m too lazy to find the post but apparently one of the RLM fan girls on tumblr says that this isn’t actually Mike, it’s some random from a band that she made a shitpost about kek.

No. 286862

>>286861
Ntayrt; anon, you have just taken everything from me with just that small bit of information. I wish I could go back and live in blissful ignorance.

No. 286863

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>>286861
it’s rick beato when young, he does videos about music on youtube

No. 286864

>>286863
I’ve been lied to…

No. 286865

>>286643
She only likes him because he kinda looks like a male version of her

No. 286868

holy fucking shit danny elfman is ugly, never saw him before now and i guess i know why. fwiw it's called "unconventional male attractions" not "male attractions meant to singe your sisters eyeballs off". this is elephant-man tier honestly

No. 286869

>>286868
I’m not attracted to him at all but I like this picture, he looks so dumb it’s funny. I didn’t visit the last thread that much because of the peterson pic tho.

No. 286875

>>286868
tbf the thread ops always include:
>gross, unattractive, average, ugly, creepy/weird, or shameful for their reputation.
the other pics of him in the last thread are less weird tho

No. 286878

>>286868
Being ugly is unconventional, yes.

No. 286880

>>286878
>>286875
Honestly this level of hideous is criminal though for a threadpic. Glad it's not peterson or shapiro i guess but this is severe

No. 286892

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I could talk endlessly of my love for this insufferable gen X Scottish cunt but I feel like I'd almost dox myself in doing so kek. I don't know what it is about him. He is quite literally my perfect man except he's old as hell. Just know that if we were at the same place at the same time and a similar age I'd fuck him so hard he'd be walking away with something broken. I would not let that bitch go. I would put him on a leash if I had to. I respect him too much to go on but that's the gist of it.

No. 286905

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>>286749
Cute legs!

No. 286910

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>>286837
Have you tried the Plinkett reviews? Sometimes its fun seeing someone get passionate about something even if you don't care about whatever they're talking about.

No. 286911

>>286868
I agree that pic is not selling on the "attractive" side of the unconventionally attractive thread.

No. 286912

>>286860
jay is a certified qt

No. 286921

>>286910
WTF, how is he so hot? Post more skinny Mike gifs pls

No. 286925

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Manifesting more friends to lovers dreams about him

No. 286931

File: 1662791611101.gif (4.95 MB, 360x270, 6sw277.gif)

>>286921
No problem

No. 286935

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No. 286999

>>286931
He can talk to me about Star Trek all day.

No. 287058

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>>286736
cry about it

No. 287064

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he's not unconventional. just average.

No. 287065

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i will always be horny for this ugly ass guy. he's dating/married to? Michael Hutchence's daughter. pic is old, he looks much much worse now…

No. 287068

>>287064
Eh, he's very good looking imo. Also helps that he doesn't have molerat hair like most men.

No. 287079

>>287064
who is this? he’s hot

No. 287081

>>287068
wdym molerat hair?

No. 287084

>>286749
Whoa sexy Italian possibly Jew dat schonz doe (big peen probability is high)

No. 287085

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You can clown on me all you want. I don't give a fuck. I am cringe but I am free etc.

No. 287086

>>287085
So would I Nona.

No. 287087

File: 1662845745821.jpeg (74.1 KB, 882x580, 2C380A85-4968-4219-AD95-4F5703…)

Live action Beast Boy.

No. 287090

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Inshallah Brendon Boyd Urie gets everything that he deserves in due time. Anyway, wrt Ryan Ross, I'd smash.

No. 287097

>see I’m strong
>I can kick you
I wish retard tarzan was real…

No. 287099

File: 1662848437326.jpg (315.13 KB, 1242x1545, ryanross.JPG)

>>287090
ryan ross was everyones favorite during early patd, the goofy vintage circus clothes looked good on him somehow
but imho he looked the best in his beatle era

No. 287100

File: 1662848747766.gif (2.51 MB, 268x350, dick.gif)

unconventional because of the horrendous accent that makes him sound like a retard

No. 287101

>>287090
My 7th grade crush

No. 287103

He’s one step removed from being an actual drooling retard here. I want to shove something spiky up his butt every time makes that godawful heh eheh sound.

No. 287104

File: 1662849461472.jpg (257.27 KB, 1206x1600, ryan.jpg)

>>287085
nothing cringe about it, the celeb thread is the only place online that would shit on you for it
>>287090
Inshallah

No. 287105

File: 1662849753654.png (1.1 MB, 888x930, 8F749490-F556-4286-8A26-E5AE2A…)

Ryan Ross is way too pretty to be in this thread Brendon Urie can go a-log for what he did to this man

No. 287106

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>>287105
If anyone from Panic deserved to be known as the face of Panic, it's Ryan Ross. This dude had such a shit hand dealt to him. It's just not fair. Brendon Urie will be going to hell when the time comes. God I want to a-log that fag. Ryan Ross supremacy all the way.

No. 287108

>>287106
I thought this was young maxmoefoe on mobile homepage

No. 287109

>>287104
>>287106
Maxmoefoe if he went emo instead of kawaii

No. 287123

>>287106
looks like a bloated cyr

No. 287125

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>>286611
>>286621
Since he's now been posted both here and in the attractive men thread, where do you nonas think Morrissey truly belongs? Is he doomed to be a misfit who just doesn't fit in forever?

No. 287126

>>287125
He fits in this thread perfectly kek.

No. 287131

File: 1662856322769.webm (2.88 MB, 1000x562, The Rock vs whitoid.webm)

i loved watching sweaty muscle boys beating up obesitards

No. 287133

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s…stimky…………stimyk retard

No. 287136

whats the scandal with hikaru anons mentioned in the last thread? i dont follow chess news

No. 287155

>>287100
accent is horrendous but he could put his broom in my chimney any day

No. 287160

>>286905
Underrated post

No. 287161

>>286643
He gives off BDE

No. 287162

>>287123
Cyr is already bloated

No. 287163

>>287125
The reputation definitely leans him closer to this thread but looks-wise I've seen people call him both ugly and handsome.

No. 287175

>>287125
I think he's not attractive enough for the other thread and i feel like he wasn't conventional when young either, he fits here just fine or you can use the bri'ish thread too i guess

No. 287177

File: 1662869881402.jpg (Spoiler Image, 868.96 KB, 1430x1792, CK.jpg)

>>287079
son heungmin

No. 287184

>>287177
>average
seriously? Does being Asian knock him down that much? He has such beautiful proportions and skin.

No. 287194

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No. 287199

>>287125
i hope this big breasted faggot dies im sick of hearing anything concerning him i hate his music and his gay earsplitting frog voice so much. i dont even know anything about him as a person and i dont want to but what i do want is to not be subjected to him as much as possible. but if i have to choose then he belongs here.

No. 287205

>>287177
Shit I wish that was "average"

No. 287213

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i need to hold him tight and tell him everything will be ok

No. 287235

>>286789
puigdemont, sabemos que eres tu

No. 287238

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>>287136
magnus carlsen resigned (and threfore lost) against hans niemann, a 19 year old self-taught GM. it's a pretty big deal since carlsen is the world champion and niemann has been in some controversies bc of cheating. since magnus posted a video on twitter of one of the organizers saying that they would investigate or something like that, many chess streamers like hikaru suspect that hans cheated somehow and defend carlsen's claims with no evidence.

this is pretty bad, since thay are ruining the reputation of an up-and-coming player just bc of personal preference

anyways, bobby deserved threadpic

No. 287255

File: 1662891829816.gif (1.53 MB, 400x296, 7847EF97-6557-4ADD-AF60-6BD74C…)

rewatching GOT and finding myself thinking stannis is kinda sexy
he was cute when he was young

No. 287256

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ughh

No. 287277

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Long time no see

No. 287278

>>287255
look at that hairline lmaooo

No. 287297

File: 1662911600996.gif (4.33 MB, 360x270, 6qstpe.gif)

I love these freaky autists

No. 287303

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No. 287306

>>287277
Mike Stoklasa was already posted

No. 287311

>>287278
always had shit hair but I love his bone structure/mouth/nose

No. 287312

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>>287184
>>287205
not necessarily but I would get dogpiled on the conventional attractions thread
I definitely have posted his more flattering photos tbh

No. 287314

>>287213
>wedding band
he's married you piece of shit(calm down)

No. 287319

>>287312
True. I guess I'm biased cuz where I live he'd basically be a mega babe because pretty much most men around here look substantially more frumpy than most women. A guy with nice skin, hair, bone structure, and a nice toned body? Wow, that's a unicorn.

No. 287343

>>287314
Women can express interest in any and all males they like, but if the man already owned by another woman reciprocates her feelings, the woman in the legitimate relationship has the right to kill him.
It’s the married slut’s fault, not nonny’s

No. 287344

>>287314
i am almost 100% sure he isn’t married
i can’t find mention of a wife anywhere and like all of his songs are about being insecure around woman kek

No. 287350

>>287314
Cope. If your bf or ex was tempted by some random around that's on him, if you think otherwise then you're just cockwashed.

No. 287360

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Larry Bird. Idk why I'm so attracted to him but I've just been looking through his pictures online. Long faces are so attractive

No. 287361

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>>287360
I love his proportions. In certain pictures he looks like an EVA unit, which to me is like the hottest trait a moid can have

No. 287364

>>287064
>>287177
I'm starting to understand where the kpop stans are coming from. Maybe Asian husbandos are the way forward.

No. 287401

>>287314
i don't think that anon plans on actually going after him (afaik). that probably goes for most other posters here too so i don't really get this kind of response, some of the men posted here are even dead kek but nobody's digging up their corpses

No. 287417


No. 287462

>>287361
>he looks like an EVA unit
I love you guys so much.

No. 287479

I thought >>287314 was a joke. Am I autistic, or is it just the rest of you?

No. 287488

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>>287306
Whatever

No. 287489

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>>286696
i guess i have a thing for dark hair goofy looking slender men… he was so cute in his investure as prince of wales. i just am a slut for regalia

No. 287490

File: 1662991657984.jpg (547.05 KB, 1288x1652, Mikhail_Tal.jpg)

ok, chessanons. i can't be the only one that sees it…

No. 287492

File: 1662992611359.jpg (30.87 KB, 313x500, maxy.jpg)

my most niche historical crush: Maximilian Emanuel of Baviera, Empress Sissi's brother

No. 287493

File: 1662992735399.jpg (1.44 MB, 1690x2084, josh.jpg)

>>287492
somehow related: his father was also cute

No. 287499

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This is the ideal male body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like

No. 287508

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No. 287511

>>287499
Is this a (fictional) prisoner

No. 287517

>>287508
lindooo

No. 287518

>>286696
I can kinda see it. A lot of the British Royal Family look somewhat attractive, if unconventional, when they’re young only to look like complete shit as soon as they hit 30. Charles, William, Princess Anne, etc. The only person who kinda dodged it is Harry and that’s probably because he still has a full head of hair. Must’ve been Diana’s genes.

No. 287519

>>286828
He was a manlet though

No. 287520

>>287519
Ayrt, most of the men I post itt are manlets. I have a type.

No. 287532

File: 1663005216328.jpg (150.75 KB, 443x397, gris.jpg)

>>287490
i like tal, but my personal GM crush right now is probably alexander grischuk. i just think he's neat and has a nice voice/accent. i believe he was mentioned on the last thread

No. 287533

>>287532
i have this video of him burned into my mind kek

No. 287537

File: 1663006904978.webm (1.89 MB, 1920x1080, Untitled.webm)

sigh

No. 287540

File: 1663008649746.jpeg (33.48 KB, 421x591, mymy.jpeg)

>>287537
his smile…ah!

No. 287551

>>286863
I hate this boomer.

No. 287554

File: 1663013116278.jpg (430.8 KB, 1920x1080, ewufhewiu.jpg)

This unibrow guy in a Bowie-suit loosing stylishly.
He reminds me of Charlie Heaton.

No. 287555

>>287554
he's cute! do you know his name? or the one in the left?

No. 287556

File: 1663013561914.jpeg (123.39 KB, 640x640, E38712F4-0830-471B-A149-0CC0D8…)

geno samuel… hes so hot… he looks so weak and thin i want to feed him soup and buttered bread. he reminds me of a medieval peasant, he just has the strongest energy like he should be in a field of wheat with a scythe. apparently he's lithuanian, i think in my burgerfag brain it translate even more into his weak peasant look. i think his singing is kind of cringe but his music taste is so quirky and cute. his voice is so calming i like to fall asleep to his videos, i wish he had more videos on yokai out. i want to ask him if he likes the band japan but i keep missing his livestreams. i know he has a girlfriend but i am allowed to have a crush, he seemed so caring for her when he explained how she'd been sick for awhile. i hope shes feeling better now too.

No. 287557

File: 1663013817923.jpg (489.82 KB, 1920x1080, dsd.jpg)

>>287554
He needs to fix that unibrow and we can post him in the conventional male attractions thread.

No. 287559

>>287555
Arseniy Nesterov

No. 287560

>>287557
>>287554
he looks like kingcobrajfs

No. 287561

File: 1663014545362.jpg (158.4 KB, 480x600, GOD-DAMN.jpg)

>>287559
thank you! you're really into something, nonna, and i love it.

damn, these slavic chess players really got a hold on me…

No. 287562

File: 1663015004272.png (354.25 KB, 640x479, 6595 - anime arm clothes coffe…)

this cartoon tranny

No. 287563

>>287562
unholy mix of watamote and suicide boy

No. 287564

>>287562
?? Isn't that Tomoko?

No. 287565

>>287562
scrote tier post

No. 287567

>>287562
That character is a teenage girl.

No. 287568

File: 1663016230254.jpg (48.81 KB, 613x613, gebosabuelel.jpg)

>>287556
I used to like him but he's really pandering to troons lately. Also he hates Steve Howe. I think he's jealous of the way Steve plays guitar, and also Steve's reportedly delicate hands. Geno could only hope to play guitar as swiftly as the Master. How is his music taste quirky? It's just prog rock and Japanese pop. Anyway I used to really like him and keep up with the lore, like his cringey old skit videos he showed in a livestream once. But he panders to troons. His discord used to be based, a place to talk about CWC and Geno's music/prog but now it's swarming with trannies. Also he probably likes the band Japan.
Picrel isn't him pandering to troons if you think that's why I am posting it, I just had it.

No. 287570

>>287568
Thought this was Bo Burnham until I read your text

No. 287572

>>287568
oh when he changed all his youtube pictures to him facetuned as a woman it really bothered me and made me worry he would troon out. he definitely does have those vibes, especially since he respects chris chans pronouns of ALL trannies to pick from… but hes still hot i can't help it. men can be feminine as long as its not troony, he does look cute in this dress tbh. why can't men just be androgynous and femme but not in a faggot way. i guess i find prog quirky i guess? i know its sorta popular but its not incredibly mainstream or anything? i don't talk to a lot of men or people so maybe its more mainstream than i think. he does probably like japan i'm glad we agree on this. i wish he would stop pandering to troons though, i would say maybe his girlfriend is a TERF but i know that asian women have a tendency to be people pleasers/handmaidens.

No. 287575

File: 1663017397867.jpg (66.42 KB, 576x864, getty-images-89746900.jpg)

>>287361
Why did they take away skimpy basketball uniforms…women really can't have anything in this world.

No. 287577

>>287572
I don't mean that, though he definitely seemed to take some delight in confusing people. He also passive aggressively responds to people who are transphobic and whatnot. His girlfriend is Chinese and I remember Geno discussing his intent to move to China with her so she probably thinks trannies are nasty, especially since her first introduction to a tranny is likely CWC kek. He better watch himself around the new tranny army he's amassed for himself before they start only giving him attention when he's sufficiently feminine enough or something. He just needs to keep Steve Howe's name out of his fucking mouth!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

No. 287581

Ok. Fine. I've decided to give Geno Samuel a second chance. But if he fucks up…………………………………………………………..

No. 287583

>>287568
This reminds me of how scrotes dress the men they’re about to beat up in women’s clothes.

No. 287585

>>287583
nonna what the fuck are you talking about ? irl or in a video game!?

No. 287588

File: 1663023499470.png (510.37 KB, 642x786, EtGf0R2XMAAie6G.png)

I honestly hate how autistically in love with him I am. It's reaching unprecedented levels. I will watch him stream and I'll legitmately get butterflies in my stomach and I'll start kicking my legs top fucking kek this is so humiliating I need to be lobotomized right fucking now.

No. 287589

>>287532
>grischuk
>crush
You went too far with this nonna

No. 287590

>>287570
your eyes good, anon? he looks nothing like bo burnham

No. 287591

>>287585
In her yaoi~

No. 287598

>>287588
are you me??? his fans rag on how old/bald he is but he's unironically pretty hot. i'm just sad he doesn't routinely take off his shirt for improv stories anymore.

No. 287600

>>287511
Michael Keaton as a cop lol

No. 287603

>>287562
That's just the girl from Watamote, and that's a cartoon? Is this a joke post or a mistake? My sarcasm censors have been off lately.

No. 287621

File: 1663041093474.jpeg (1.06 MB, 1170x1490, 0867DBE4-C4D3-482B-AF98-A4A785…)

I just want to sit on his face. I feel like he would enjoy that and make sure I finish multiple times.

No. 287636

>>287499
The chest hair bikini

No. 287644

File: 1663050934693.jpeg (608.97 KB, 1500x1595, 96A9D63C-F4B9-4C14-B067-2FB1CC…)

>>287532
oh nonny you can’t do this to me the accent… the height…

No. 287646

File: 1663051799145.jpg (39.4 KB, 467x622, f4662cf5c874a9ac2622235767fb51…)

He looks so goofy i love him the makeup and contacts stay on during sex

>>287303
love

No. 287684

>>287568
Now what’s wrong with liking the band Japan?

No. 287688

File: 1663071498253.jpeg (175.82 KB, 620x957, 41C9D8A5-2A9A-4FD8-914B-DE5D7D…)

twinkmode trent reznor was perfection

No. 287695

File: 1663073570942.jpeg (93.91 KB, 960x960, C1BF8FD7-6C0F-440C-B28C-EC646F…)

>>287646
GOD SAME ANON,I love this little freak so much

No. 287698

File: 1663074904739.jpg (86.3 KB, 720x900, f6b332cfdda1d0322bdca07834fc86…)

I don't care that he's a midget. If he acted out of line or didn't follow my rules, I'll put something he wants or needs up on the fridge and make sure all step ladders, chairs, and other ways to get up there are inaccessible. We'll wear matching little outfits and he can do little Vaudeville jigs for my amusement. I want to have normal sized children with him so he can feel inferior to his own seed.

No. 287700

File: 1663075577149.jpeg (322.59 KB, 1170x1149, 423D2C11-7020-45B3-B19A-5C0A8E…)

>>287698
wtf nona, rude caption. but yes he’s handsome

No. 287703

>>287700
I just have this fantasy of being the dominant with him. I've written a lot fanfic of Tyrion and a Mary Sue self insert. Best thing about him is that he's nipple height.

No. 287704

>>287698
>>287703
ew.. thats gross. moid-esque, even.

No. 287705

>>287704
There's a whole thread dedicated to husbandoposting. Nothing weird about having a crush

No. 287707

>>287704
nta but how is it moid-like? she didn't even say anything graphic or violent. unless you think being mean to scrotes in itself is bad kek

No. 287710

>>287704
Fuck off retard

No. 287711

File: 1663078170433.jpg (1.29 MB, 1200x739, USAUiFZ.jpg)

he drives me crazy

No. 287721

>>287711
boyfriendly looks!

No. 287729

File: 1663084553809.jpg (140.73 KB, 1080x1335, IMG_20220520_152834_1.jpg)

Whoever chose this photo of Danny as a new thread pic… You're so based, nonna fr
I just checked if the new thread appeared and it made my day.
Wishing all Dannyfuckers a good day too.

No. 287748

File: 1663091599264.jpeg (75.69 KB, 640x960, 6c88d88172e4de88fc8b9cc31b1914…)

If Hunter Schafer kept his pp and admitted he was a man he would be a 10. He looks like a hot male elf.

No. 287750

File: 1663091766717.jpeg (43.41 KB, 440x660, fav-man.jpeg)

>>287644
yesss. he's got such a nice voice and accent.
he also looks kinda tragic, like a dostoyevsky character, idk.

i love him

No. 287759

File: 1663093640381.png (3.25 MB, 1682x1358, 80944a88-fde8-4d06-9737-6eadbb…)

>>287598
Bit of a late reply but SERIOUSLY! His fans are right about him going bald and him being old but they're definitely vying for his attention. They definitely want to make him laugh. I've read his autobiography and I'm currently reading his first book and after I finish Daft Wee Stories I'm buying his third book. At this point he's reached legit husbando status for me. God I fucking love him. Funny old fuck. also you have excellent taste nonnie, jsyk.

No. 287763

File: 1663094157219.jpg (Spoiler Image, 59.71 KB, 463x490, Tumblr_l_753394799867.jpg)

>>287759
Samefag; my reply is a little disjointed but he just makes me giddy. Literally smiling about him at work and shit. Someone put a spell on my ass for real.

No. 287769

>>287748
Too bad he's mentally insane, hates women, and has the AGP smirk

No. 287772

>>287748
His smile is so fucking creepy. I'm into elven looking guys myself but this guy is just too uncanny.

No. 287781

File: 1663100877130.jpg (72.06 KB, 1200x675, basquiat.jpg)

i know i can't be the only one…

No. 287794

>>287781
You're not

No. 287798

>>287781
How is this unconventional he looks like he could be a model if he were around today.

No. 287802

>>287798
NTA but maybe because he has what look like acne scars all over his face. Otherwise, yeah, his face is really beautiful.

No. 287815

File: 1663114270511.jpg (45.58 KB, 563x845, 930d15b90229d07e4de266e25cf7d0…)


No. 287831

>>287815
Straight up conventionally attractive

No. 287832

>>287831
>the asymmetrical stroke face
>cancerous tumour right above papercut lips
>gangrenous discoloured skin
>pug eyes blown way out of proportion, would pop out of his skull if he sneezed
>30+ post-wall wurstie
Don’t you fucking dare.

No. 287833

>>287832
Besides that pimple, he's Hollywood actor tier

No. 287836

>>287833
You’re telling me he would be an appropriate fit for an industry that capitalises off beta males by giving them the impression that they can win over hot girls, which they accomplish by intentionally pairing the fugliest creatures god has created with supermodels in hopes that it would stop a future mass shooting from happening. Faggot, please. He looks like a funko pop version of his own self.

No. 287839

>>287832
You just eviscerated some anon's true love, and for what?

No. 287840

>>287839
The fleeting dopamine rush of hitting “post.”

No. 287844

>>287836
This is an interesting take. Personally I feel like Hollywood's tendency to pair beta-looking males with 10/10 beautiful women only fuels mass shootings further because boys grow up thinking they're entitled to a 10/10 hot gf who fulfills their every emotional need from the movies they watch and then they chimp out when they grow up and realize it isn't reality.

I miss when the thread was called Men You're Ashamed to Want to Fuck. I feel like at this point anons just post every male crush they have on here because the conventionally attractive thread is too harsh. Or maybe it's for the better. The earlier renditions of this thread were unhinged.

No. 287857

>>287836
Now I'm not sure who's side are you on

No. 287861

File: 1663129524031.jpg (168.41 KB, 349x321, 20220914_122508.jpg)

Watched the bear finally and I kinda want him it's killing me cuz he looks like a white version of my ex lmao

No. 287902

File: 1663133333796.png (386.3 KB, 625x483, FE90DCF7-3035-44F1-829D-3B4806…)

having sex with him back in the 80s prob would cure my depression rn

No. 287956

>>287902
lol girl whaaaaaaaat. I just can’t imagine having sex with him in character. Too weird.

No. 287957

File: 1663137930977.png (315.45 KB, 639x225, 47w2jtb22a741.png)

>>286853
the net hotness of RLM remains constant

No. 287964

>>287844
>The earlier renditions of this thread were unhinged.
Nta but true, but it felt more fun that way tbh. Lately it feels a bit more uptight here (there's an increase of posts like "ugh he's ugly!" "no not this guy, too ugly!" even though ugly and weirdo men are the whole point of these threads lol)

No. 287965

File: 1663139089394.png (863.55 KB, 792x1000, 426AFC2E-7A5F-429A-8C5F-1377AD…)

>>287956
that’s why it would cure my depression

No. 287968

File: 1663139791467.jpeg (40.49 KB, 750x1010, the-smothers-brothers-show-shi…)

The og SNL men were sexy as hell

No. 287974

>>287968
Holy fuck men shouldn’t be allowed to age

No. 288082

>>287964
I remember in the earlier threads someone made a fucking roll chart for the murderers anons had posted in previous threads and I think that kind of shit-posty energy was more fun. And all the Putin posting. Kek maybe later I’ll make a roll chart for LC’s top famous husbandos

No. 288102

>>287695
I feel like such a sham whenever people ask me what my type is and I don't mention him, he is everything but objectively he looks like an absolute scrungy little freak

>>287688
LOVE TRENT not a huge fan of the NIN albums after he got buff and I can't tell if it's because of the music or bc I just have the image of buff reznor and not twink reznor in my head. Peak look was him at Woodstock covered in mud.
He also weirdly reminds me of Bob Odenkirk. I didn't think much of him until I watched Nobody a while back something deep within me unlocked. I can't stop looking at his forearms while watching BCS ugh. Buff Reznor's forearms are arguably better on every level but he's too beefy for me

No. 288128

File: 1663175158229.jpg (128.15 KB, 1200x780, tl93usbtfzt41.jpg)

>>287957
Mike continues to bloat and rot while Jay's wings continue to expand

No. 288131

>>288128
TOP FUCKING KEK. It just goes to show what can happen when males just do the smart thing and style themselves in a way that flatters them and take care of their bodies. Jay's glow up is insane. Good for him! It's the LEAST a media-obsessed autist can do. Seriously.

No. 288151

File: 1663182754367.jpeg (172.88 KB, 1170x1242, 9336E2B3-CA3E-40F8-B74D-BAF5FD…)

>>288128
i want to watch schlocky horror films with jay

No. 288152

>>288151
i want to watch schlocky gay porn with jay

No. 288153

File: 1663183303115.jpeg (223.58 KB, 895x671, B24DC937-5EA5-42C3-99C6-10484D…)

>>288102
god yes mud-soaked trent reznor was so hot. i like his post-buff music but i don’t find him attractive anymore, though he definitely seems happier & i’m sure becoming a muscle addict is better than being a cocaine and alcohol addict. still. he looked so good in the 90s

No. 288154

>>287861
If that helps you nonny, he has a plenty of sex scenes in Shameless.

No. 288163

File: 1663184900562.jpeg (39.89 KB, 559x568, 5e547bbfb2284e5f827bcc15daac7c…)

>>287688
Absolutely monarch taste nonna, too bad he is more busy with scoring Disney shit and making 40 children nowadays.

No. 288164

>>288163
>>287688
>>288153
>unconventional
No he is conventionally attractive.

No. 288167

>>287590
I'm sorry anon, all men look the same to me

No. 288238

File: 1663209162793.jpg (158.07 KB, 881x1227, shoppingtrip moz.jpg)

Sometimes seeing Morrissey's candids really reminds me how gay (or gay leaning bi) he is irl. It doesn't put me off him, there are anons ITTs who love men like Daniel Howell after all, but it does make me giggle. Sometimes I wish he had a proper Twitter as well but I'm sure that would end in tears…

No. 288239

>>288238
Anon this is news to me. This mopey motherfucker is legit bi and not just for attention (like most emo guys)?

No. 288240

File: 1663209532173.jpg (63.4 KB, 615x642, strutting his stuff (me on the…)

>>288239
iirc he's had at least one long term boyfriend and might have hooked up with Pete Burns in the 80s if the 80s music thread on /m/ is to be believed

No. 288280

File: 1663224897689.jpeg (Spoiler Image, 294.34 KB, 640x484, D2663B06-5F05-47C6-9127-891C46…)

>>287417
late but glad someone agrees (sorry for posting abt him in mutiple threads my obsession is starting back up again)

No. 288281

>>288239
>>288240
Not to mention that genuinely, no joke, no irony, no fujo goggles on, had a crush on Johnny Marr and used him as inspiration for some songs.

No. 288291

>>288238
>>288239
I mean listening to The Smith's and their lyrics alone he sounds like a major queen (maybe it's just because he's British). It's part of their charm to me.

No. 288317

File: 1663250627591.jpg (68.29 KB, 682x1024, hhh.jpg)

>>287589
why? he's funny, intelligent and cute. literally a dream man

>>287554 i'm glad he keeps the tradition of the old soviets masters: weird ass haircuts and dumb clothes

No. 288319

File: 1663250968387.jpg (40.72 KB, 680x382, 20220915_161027.jpg)

short hair!!

No. 288323

>>288319
genderbent brienne

No. 288334

>>288319
These short hair destroyed my life.

No. 288347

>>288154
THANK YOU NONITA LOOKS LIKE IM DRILLIN THE OLD BEAN TONIGHT

No. 288354


No. 288360

>>288347
You are welcome nonny! I don't recommend watching Shameless past season ~4 from what i recall because that is when the US version stops following the UK script and the writing turns into riverdale-tier bs, just a fyi.

No. 288386

File: 1663275443235.jpg (6.7 MB, 3427x3456, Serral.jpg)

i don't typically like gamers, but i can make an exception

No. 288392

File: 1663277720674.jpg (17.75 KB, 360x217, 20220915_233425.jpg)

>>288386
I havent watched LoL Esports in years and seeing Rekkles look like this actually made me realise how old I am now lol.
During the early LoL days when everything was nothing but desperate "groupies" it was an open secret that he managed to get herpes on his dick after hooking up a lot. I miss the old internet, back then everyone were way too open about their dirty laundry and all of the scandals and dramas were known. Kek

No. 288393

File: 1663277881497.jpg (3.59 MB, 3908x2788, iglesias-podemos.jpeg.jpg)

this one's for the anon that posted puigdemont… i don't like iglesias but when i see this picture, it makes me like him a bit

No. 288394

>>288392
He's pretty cute, but i prefer serral. I like how bland he looks, and i do have a thing for finnish men

No. 288396

File: 1663278485095.jpeg (31.08 KB, 883x499, ETqWR0MXkAABHbv.jpeg)

>>288392
Ntayrt but I posted young Rekkles like a year ago and I think you shared this same story and I've been so curious about it ever since. I always imagined him as more of a prude, what a shame… I like my moids virgin. On the topic of ugly cute gamer boys, I always had a crush on Mikyx.

No. 288400

File: 1663281172542.png (193.04 KB, 460x374, 6456654566654455.png)


No. 288402

>>288400
I'm glad you used this picture. Based.

No. 288409

File: 1663283080175.png (660.25 KB, 926x542, sdfgh.png)

i want him.

No. 288411

File: 1663283458780.jpg (145.59 KB, 1080x945, Tumblr_l_85799063848622.jpg)

He looks like he stinks in this picture ♥

No. 288418

File: 1663285294314.jpg (Spoiler Image, 13.21 KB, 250x250, Ao_ONI_.jpg)

>>288411
Samefag, he looks like fucking Ao Oni topfuckingkek.

No. 288431

>>288409
Does he make you moist nonna?

No. 288440

File: 1663291758651.png (460.14 KB, 639x975, guy pals.png)

>>288281
Kek I had to Google but you're right. There's nothing straight about picrel, quite the opposite.

No. 288449

File: 1663293000029.gif (425.79 KB, 189x169, 68e7e0b8d2fa50c42bbb4d4578ff9a…)

>>288440
Moz still hung up on the break up

No. 288458

File: 1663296661096.jpg (46.43 KB, 650x650, 49348_marr_2.jpg)

>>288449
It's got to hurt a bit. Marr has been with his wife since 1979. What Morrissey songs were inspired by him btw?

No. 288463

>>288239
The only public 'relationship' he's had with a woman was with a butch woman. They lived together, but most speculate it was a beard situation. Other than that and his 'humasexual' larp, it's obvious to anyone with eyes that he's a gay man – he just prefers not to shout it from the rooftops (although he does from the stage).

No. 288469

>>288440
i love angsty lovelorn shit like this.

No. 288503

File: 1663311677855.jpeg (117.97 KB, 564x789, 7c7d1524038a6f287b6e7349ab09bd…)

Need to dom…

No. 288506

File: 1663313818292.jpeg (42.89 KB, 439x612, 4048F6C5-AD4C-4568-BB83-E363F8…)

The Goth Detectives

No. 288511

>>287532
>>287644
>>287750
>>288317
omfggggg, nonnies thank you for introducing him to me. why does he have to be married though!!!

No. 288513

>>288392
wait he forreal has herpes? thats such a shame, hes super cute. im sure that has ruined his dating life because he went from a 10/10 to a 1/10 just because of that

No. 288527

File: 1663318740608.jpeg (418.14 KB, 750x664, 312B48F2-5657-4B54-AD8C-3CD3E6…)

I will not explain.

No. 288528

>>288409
>>288431
nonnies stop

No. 288529

>>288409
i had sex dreams about him alot when i was 17. shamefully yes hes very cute. my canadian friends make fun of me for this kek

No. 288533

>>288527
There’s no need to

No. 288541

File: 1663329612933.jpeg (128.56 KB, 805x849, D458CF6C-710B-44F3-B4A2-5A235F…)

for my reznor nonnies

No. 288545

File: 1663332512038.jpeg (63.74 KB, 380x293, BD61FCE9-30FA-4203-AECD-29126B…)

girls what the fuck is this… why did he cut his hair like this? kek he’s slowly falling into a pit of madness

No. 288550

>>288545
Like what? It's dark as hell in there I can't see anything.

No. 288552

>>288545
Kekk I just saw this yesterday. I don't know what he was thinking cutting his bangs straight across like that. He cut the back too…

No. 288553

File: 1663335135789.jpeg (87.1 KB, 468x483, 67B36217-18AB-47BA-A9EB-B47C37…)

I just started watching the show, no spoilers pls….

No. 288556

File: 1663335708503.jpeg (127.83 KB, 443x374, 8032F32D-A2F0-4D38-9193-04E91A…)

>>288550
He cut his hair on stream. Damn Daniel..
>>288552
He’s going through his Britney Spears 2007 phase. Not sure if this robot is even capable of feeling emotions but I can already see hot manic meltdowns coming from this huge bubble of ugly-cute male internet ecelebs and it’s one of my guilty pleasure attractions when men have mental breakdowns

No. 288557

File: 1663336077165.jpeg (193.54 KB, 1050x1200, 97B28F68-E4DF-4C74-9335-986B3F…)

>>288553
YESSS i also think the sheriff is sexy

No. 288559

>>288557
fuck YES NONA

No. 288562

>>288556
ntayrt but Is he still with Adept?

No. 288564

>>287968
Nooooo don't make me go down this road.

No. 288568

File: 1663339750949.png (82.04 KB, 944x530, 854217_w944h530c1cx511cy248-88…)

>>288506
Let me guess, you want to be a Goth Detective club sandwich
>>288556
He needs to be punished for that haircut if you know what I mean

No. 288570

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>>287511
Someone say "prisoner"?

No. 288571

>>286749
Yooo Kylefag here from earlier (ayrt), the botanist guy was hot af too. Sometimes I wonder if David Lynch knew just how attractive most of the male characters on the show were.

No. 288572

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>>286773
>bottom left corner
Haahhahahahhahahahhahaaaaa

No. 288573

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>>288440
I love how Morrissey basically pens a whole letter, publishes it for all to see where he basically disavows his former close bandmate saying how he's hurt him, how his name is being used for bait and how he just wants to be left alone because no one understands him and Marr is just there with "who the fuck still writes open letters?".

No. 288574

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>>288571
>when you ask harold smith to leave the house

No. 288576

>>287968
Too bad Dan did a fuckton of coke lol

No. 288577

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No. 288581

File: 1663342729196.jpg (37.41 KB, 500x333, me-husband.jpg)

>>288511
i know nonna. two times, actually. and has 4 children!

that dick must be insane…

No. 288582

File: 1663343286831.jpg (252.85 KB, 1920x1080, Metal-Gear-Rising-Senator-Arms…)

>>287499
Senator Armstrong?

No. 288591

>>288562
Nta but doesn't sound like it. Sounds like they've been broken up for a little while. It's kind of shitty because apparently he wanted to hide it for a while so people wouldn't go after Adept, but some of his friends ended up leaking the info anyway

No. 288593

File: 1663346679108.jpg (430.25 KB, 1663x2048, Tumblr_l_270040481043133.jpg)

>>287729
Yessss, present Danny is a choice for the based of the based

No. 288600

File: 1663348847233.jpeg (104.58 KB, 500x407, 85BAF864-79E6-4A19-8C06-DC4AD3…)

>>288568
You’re making me blush

No. 288609

>>288506
Fuck. Sometimes I watch hours of them together on the stupid quiz shows. So good. Though I'm mostly in love with Noel.

>>287711
Yes yes. Pulaski at night, indeed.

No. 288612

Modi PM of India is beautiful, he needs that white bobs n vagene

No. 288617

>>288609
Same. I’ve had a crush on him since The Mighty Boosh. I’m surprised by how much I like Russel is though. He’s very charismatic and witty.

No. 288618

File: 1663353877342.png (66.91 KB, 500x692, 0245dfdc6fbae521cc22525c4c4790…)

>>288617
Just don't watch Russel's grating YouTube channel, the Trews or whatever (true news)
>>288609
Yeah been there done that

No. 288628

>>288618
>>288609
I always come back to this one. Mischievous.

No. 288635

>>288562
They are on and off but this video confirms they broke up if you want to watch this dumbass video of him rambling about his vague personal life to his 15 year old fans kek. She’s already getting blamed because “mens feefees and their mental health” or some shit I don’t know, hope nonnas use this to feel less guilty simping for this skeleton

No. 288640

>>288635
better off. adept was basically his full time house maid

No. 288647

File: 1663361628922.jpeg (439.49 KB, 1165x1280, D803E006-3DED-4363-8231-CE4457…)

>>288618
My mom keeps showing me clips from his YouTube lol. I think she has a crush on him. He can kind of be funny even there sometimes, ngl.

No. 288648

>>288635
His mental health is fine though, he's always been like that, why are his moid fans so retarded

No. 288661

>>288618
My dad showed me his Youtube channel and I couldn't stomach it. (Plus, all that shit he did with Johnathan Ross and prank calls back in the day was revolting.)

No. 288697

File: 1663575746140.jpeg (646.97 KB, 1936x1936, A5592790-7424-4F3A-B415-0097FD…)

idk how to explain this one. number 1 ptsd character

No. 288698

File: 1663575780694.jpeg (Spoiler Image, 615.67 KB, 1936x1936, 530646DF-6523-496A-87FC-532C39…)

>>288697
bonus because what the fuck

No. 288703

File: 1663580546502.jpg (57.44 KB, 686x686, 1455e69bf03c9c1bbe3748727ab857…)

i don't visit this thread too often so forgive me if he's been posted before – peter cushing in the first star wars is legit the only memorable thing for me in the whole film (i am really not into star wars lmao.) there's just something about him though, hes so beautiful and striking. i saw him in another film from pretty much the same time period and i thought the same

No. 288705

>>288703
i don't mean to police your interests girls but this one is basically necrophilia. i mean you can't tell me this 900 year old man isn't 3 days from becoming a corpse

No. 288711

>>288703
i get it nonna, ignore the retard above

No. 288722

File: 1663588823039.jpg (187.53 KB, 800x450, philip.jpg)

>>288705
>3 days from becoming a corpse
anon ill admit to having shit taste but cmon, cushing really doesnt look that bad. he was 63 in that movie ffs. picrel is what i picture when you say corpselike (not posting him as an attraction inb4 anyone starts calling philip sexy too)

No. 288723

>>288722
you say 63 as if that's not an extremely rough 63??

No. 288725

>>288723
idk, he certainly looked old for 63 but imo he carried it well. it feels like a lot of modern male celebrities hit their late 40s and start becoming these weird melting creatures, gaining weight and generally just not taking care of themselves into their 50s and onwards. so it's kinda nice to see an older actor who had a striking and well defined look in comparison. im not here itt to cape for an old man anyway lol, its the unconventional attractions thread for a reason

No. 288730

File: 1663591680477.png (1.29 MB, 1200x630, kikagakumoyo.png)

all five of these crazy fucks, but after seeing them live i suspect that a) they're not entirely straight and b) there's something going on between some of them

No. 288732

>>288703
Extremely based, nonnie.

No. 288742

>>288703
He's hot in the way that Charles Dance is still hot.
>>288722
He was attractive when he was younger. Up until the point where he started desiccating.

No. 288744

>>288128
I don't care, I still want Mike

No. 288760

>>287090
ryan is so cute i love him

No. 288761

>>288545
he doesn’t look too bad

No. 288774

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>>287109
Max isn’t too bad on the eyes but he got internet famous for puking on camera so he’s banished to this thread

No. 288779

>>288730
POV: you witness as genghis khan's inbred sons are forcefully installed as your new emperors
>>288774
Max is so based, whenever I am sad I watch his children's cardboard opening vids or his gaming channel vids or Cold Ones and just cry in bed

No. 288781

>>288774
I've had a crush on him since I was a teenager, when he used to do those scrotey prank calls to fast food places.

No. 288784

>>287109
ryan looks pretty kawaii to me in that picture

No. 288793

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sperg hugh laurie anon posting here again. id fuck him if a) he was in his house era and b) he larped with an american accent kek

No. 288800

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nonnies…

No. 288814

>>288793
lol I found him insanely attractive at one point
that scene where Cameron kissed him made me so incredibly horny
god that was so hot

No. 288821

File: 1663614842080.jpg (144.99 KB, 470x644, gtrwrld.jpg)

First time posting here let it be the last

No. 288839

>>288800
same. i hate falling for jocks, but he's different
and by different, i mean autistic

No. 288842

File: 1663618229111.png (4.17 MB, 1954x1352, Screen Shot 2022-09-19 at 1.10…)

When I was little I remember seeing a picture of Timothy McVeigh (the Oklahoma City Bomber) and I thought he was cute.

No. 288851

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No. 288854

>>288839
kek you’re so right, this video makes me realize he’s such a socially awkward weirdo but he’s really good at acting

No. 288856

>>288800
>>288839
didn't this guy sexually assault some girl at a party or was that the other paul brother. they both seem like assholes either way

No. 288858

>>288856
Logan filmed a dead body in the forest. Jake was the other one drugging and raping girls

No. 288871

File: 1663623674583.gif (703.64 KB, 400x440, 2A0AF759-9210-40B4-83D5-994C47…)

not unconventional but he’s a chomo so

No. 288897

>>288800
every time I see this guy, my brain invents a wholesome identity for him so I don't hate myself for finding him extremely attractive.

No. 288924

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Now LC is back I'm tempted to start posting Queen Moz more often. I'm relatively new to liking him and excited about everything I have yet to discover not referring to his unwoke comments either

No. 288929


No. 288937

>>288730
Based. I love Kikagaku Moyo. Tomo is super cute imo, and I love all of their fashion. Did you catch them on their latest/current tour? I saw them a few years ago and they were amazing; I'm sad they aren't coming through my city this time for their final tour. I hope they get back together eventually or work on other cool projects.

No. 288956

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>>288924
Boggles me how people even debated if he was gay. That whole butch persona he adopted in his solo career is a classic response to twink death.

No. 288958

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>>288956
It's funny because he's a lot more genuine in his gayness than most current musicians like Harry Styles, Troonrard Way, Phoebe Bridgers etc. Makes me wonder if he'd have more kweer fans if he wasn't so… himself

No. 288966

>>288937
Tomo is indeed cute, but my favourite is still Go. He has such infectiously positive energy (they all do, but especially him). I was shocked they'd be in my city on their farewell tour and I just couldn't pass up the opportunity. I'm pretty bummed they're going on hiatus, but I'm sure they'll keep playing music together in some way.

No. 288967

>>288958
He did and he does. Nobody just overtly proclaims it because of his interviews (not surprising by the way, he was like that since The Smiths).

No. 288975

File: 1663651771898.gif (9.22 MB, 540x304, ezgif-4-2c88bf44e8.gif)

I think he belongs here. There's definitely cuter baseball players than him. But I think he's handsome and I like his energy. I've never cared much for moustaches but he manages to make them look good.

No. 288977

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>>288800
Finally I can talk about how he has such a pretty profile and looks like a mythological Greek hero. He looks like he belongs on a homoerotic urn.

No. 288982

>>288814

laurie sperg here again. fuckk i watched that scene so many times it's embarrassing; as cringe as it is, i was absolutely self-inserting lmao

No. 288985

>>288793
i get it. but wilson was better, i just wish wilson wasn't such a puss and was more principled in his kindness.

No. 288986

>>288400
That part of the movie with him crying and whining “mommyyy” snot nosed pathetic sobbing tho…

No. 288987

>>288986
Which movie?

No. 288988

>>288987
Hereditary panting and crying begins at 1:28

No. 289034

File: 1663677024529.png (825.24 KB, 1377x827, shame.PNG)

I can feel my brain rotting away the more I think about him. The way he drunkenly stumbles in and miserably flops down on the couch, out cold in 3 seconds. Then wakes up the next morning with drool out the corner of his mouth… I hate myself
>>288821
No I need more gremlin freak please

No. 289036

I took twelve total screenshots of this minute long video. I'm so far gone it's not even funny anymore. The way he repeats his stupid joke because the interviewer didn't hear and then he makes that little smile. I feel fucking insane right now.

No. 289064

>>288858
This is why we choose Logan and not his rapist brother. Recording a dead body accidentally >>>> raping women are extremely on different sides of the morality checkerboard

No. 289068

>>289036
He is especially handsome from that angle. Fuck. Aghhhh Limmy anon what have you done to me!

No. 289075

>>289064
Recording the dead body was definitely not accidental. I'm ashamed that I still think he's hot

No. 289080

File: 1663696027255.jpg (48.44 KB, 720x524, d80ce843b831a7b6b0d532fbaaf64c…)

Younger Till Lindemann was hot as fuck, dear god
tall and bearmode, no wonder fangirls wanted to fuck him

No. 289113

>>289080
He is one ugly moid now but I enjoy his 90s performances where he would go shirtless and whip himself, naice

No. 289138

>>289068
Oh yeah, nonnie I feel you. He's got a really nice profile. I like his nose a lot. You might enjoy this short four minute interview post-BAFTA win. I think he's so fucking cute in his suit and I love all his mannerisms. The way that he recounts the moment the other guy took a swig of his gifted bottle of alcohol, god I can't get enough. The way he looks away to ponder the questions. The way he fidgets. Also,
>I'm working on a pilot for a sitcom
That was the sitcom wherein he'd be playing the entire family. I'm so disappointed it never came to fruition. Limmy's seriously a pretty good actor. He would have fucking nailed the sitcom. For shame. Ah well, at least we have videos of him in his little suit.

No. 289390

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why is this thread dead again. anyways i’m starting to wonder since i’ve posted him so much i should start husbandofagging him like carreyanon

No. 289402

>>289390
Do it anon. The irl husbando thread welcomes you.

No. 289438

File: 1663815781393.jpg (216.06 KB, 1169x1948, jbp swagger.jpg)

His "haters" might try to deny it but Jordan is an attractive man. Just look at picrel where he looks effortlessly pretty when standing with a younger man.

No. 289455

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RooshV is probably my guiltiest pleasure. He's a gross dirtbag but I like the power he holds over the manosphere.

No. 289457

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Uh nonnies have you seen Alex Jones when he was young?

No. 289459

>>289438
kek that's only because he's not fat, which should be the bare minimum for men

No. 289476

File: 1663829463834.gif (2.16 MB, 480x270, C3EA5496-F964-42F5-8804-A5CB49…)

Jimmy Pop but only in the foxtrot unicorn Charlie kilo music video

No. 289485

>>289457
Don't get me started nona. There was a video going around ages ago of one of his old local news reports, and he's even better in motion. Especially his accent/voice.
Men should be banned from drinking alcohol, it's turns them into bloated tinfoil hat-wearers.

No. 289491

>>289485
Post.Link.Now.

No. 289517

File: 1663847237387.jpg (133.36 KB, 664x738, yayayaya.jpg)

Danny's ok but post-mudstock Trent is chef's kiss

No. 289518

File: 1663848820198.jpeg (87.91 KB, 911x1140, 75558F23-AED6-490E-8567-A0C217…)

>>289517
more trent goodness

No. 289519

>>289438
I feel like he would whimper like a lost puppy when blowing a truck driver.

No. 289520

>>289518
i'm so sorry nona but i thought this was that TIF who shooped herself to look like Loki

No. 289523

>>289491
I swear it used to be on youtube, but I guess it got nuked. Could only find it on reddit https://v.redd.it/azqduxu8c7p71

No. 289533

File: 1663853795461.jpg (84.31 KB, 750x562, wtgwy4.jpg)

I can't stop thinking about him lately. I've watched bb twice before but for some reason this time around my heart started fluttering everytime he comes on screen. Which is weird, because he's not at all what I'm usually attracted to. I normally hate when white guys try to dress gangster and are retarded but idk, he's just so cute.

No. 289534

>>287103
He was acting

No. 289546

>>287103
God he is so weird yet I fantasize about living together in the castle he owns in the Czech Republic and caring for our peacocks together…

No. 289557

>>289546
he only dates playboy models. he's such a weirdo sterotypical looking nerd yet ofc only dates models… it never ends

No. 289585

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No. 289596

>>289533
Same. He’s adorable. I love watching him cry and suffer.

No. 289615

File: 1663879565923.jpeg (124.29 KB, 750x683, 70FCC59B-4B15-4982-B67C-A98451…)

Something is happening… Jeffree Star looks so cute all of a sudden?? I’m swooning over the facial hair?? The new ranching lifestyle only adds to it

No. 289617

>>289615
Why does he look so different? Like…he looks more human and less alien. Is it the eyebrows?

No. 289618

File: 1663879997179.gif (2.6 MB, 388x424, 1663878182821962.gif)

This is almost certainly a troon but if he was cishet he would be perfect

No. 289620

>>289617
On a recent IG post he said he dissolved his lip fillers, stopped getting botox/laser hair removal, and got a natural tan from ranching with the yaks so much. The eyebrows make a huge difference as well and really bring out the bright color of his eyes

No. 289624

>>289618
In a perfect world he'd be straight. That's why 2d husbandos are the only way to go.

No. 289630

>>289618
>This is almost certainly a troon
I looked it up and… yeah
I hate how this type of look specifically appeals to my bi ass, why is my taste so coomer.
I wish there were straight men who are comfortable enough to embrace femininity without turning into troonery, femboy nonsense, or a walking streotype of a tumblr sjw wojak. Something like David Bowie or Prince, whom I believe are truly gender non conforming in a way that their style embraced both feminine and masculine energy.

No. 289631

File: 1663882801905.jpeg (56.23 KB, 564x819, john cale.jpeg)

>tfw no unhinged welsh violist bf
I need to stop getting crushes on the young versions of the musicians I listen to. Threadpic as well

No. 289632

File: 1663883480197.png (1.12 MB, 629x813, tt.png)

I've always enjoyed his vids but after seeing him on Brittany Venti's stream, he needs to drop that ewhore gf of his. The fact he lurks here too is so funny to me kek

No. 289638

>>288977
It’s a shame he has such an annoying braindead burger personality.

No. 289639

>>288503
I bet he has a really peggable tight pink butthole

No. 289640

>>289639
I bet it's bright red and glistens

No. 289641

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>>286623
Everyone finds Crispy Glovebox attractive come on he’s not unconventional at all lmao he’s a Chad

No. 289642

>>289632
How old are you?

No. 289643

File: 1663885860757.jpeg (72.78 KB, 1000x673, 1754EE19-AE6A-4875-8FD5-50EA5B…)

>>287064
Wow I didn’t expect to see Heung Son-Min in here. I thought I was the only one. He’s really cute.

No. 289644

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>>288842
You’re not alone. Something about that Slim Shady trailer trash look is kind of appealing.

No. 289647

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>>287748
>wants a het version of Hunter Schafer with a dick
So what you’re saying is you want Benjamin.

No. 289648

>>289643
natty asians are soooo much better looking than those plastic ones with makeup and bleached skin tbh

No. 289660

Most of these moids aren’t even conventionally unattractive lol

No. 289664

>>289660
It's called the unconventional attractions thread

No. 289674

>>289632
Same, but I can't forgive him for referring to zoophile trannies like Sappho as "women" and "she".

No. 289680

>>289664
I meant to say unconventionally attractive. Most of these guys have legions of fans and are well within the realms of normiehood.

No. 289683

>>289680
Tell that to the judges over at the conventionally attractive thread

No. 289703

>>289648
Nta but this so much. I hate what the kpop styling influence is doing to these men

No. 289707

>>289703
NTA either but honestly yep, not to sound creepy or fetishistic or whatever but what makes Asian men attractive is their golden skin, jet black hair and exotic eye shape. I hate when they bleach their skin, dye their hair, wear contacts and cut their eyelids up to look more Caucasian. If I like Asian men why would I want to date one who is larping as a white guy lol. That kind of defeats the purpose.

No. 289708

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>>289438
Moz is only 3 years older than JBP

No. 289709

>>287360
Oh god I love men with long faces too but I have somewhat long facial proportions myself so I know I can’t do it with a horsey man otherwise our kids would be doomed. He’s really cute btw.

No. 289710

File: 1663904096712.jpeg (32.78 KB, 383x278, 3FC046F3-56BA-45F1-AB0B-08C8E6…)

Yunho with his original yaeba teeth.

No. 289711

File: 1663904602209.jpg (32.03 KB, 500x668, 7ae33cba74279d2f9cf8c67b2eefe0…)

Albinos are so pretty

No. 289712

File: 1663904747880.jpeg (116.17 KB, 800x1200, F8589F9E-B89D-49DD-9954-307DD2…)

>>289710
Also props to this man for ageing like a fine wine. Nearly 20 years since his debut and still looks foxy.

Western men could really take a leaf out of Korean men’s books, if they could begin by washing their asses pls that would be great, sorry if I’m asking too much.

No. 289713

>>289711
Cool eyes but that nose is…wild.

No. 289714

>>287489
Oh no I thought I was alone on that one

No. 289719

Is that fucking carrot top

No. 289723

>>289719
Are you talking about the thread pic? That's Danny Elfman.

No. 289746

File: 1663922430296.jpg (90.06 KB, 1200x675, z16526776IEG,Saul-Goodman--Bob…)

i hate that i think he looks hot in this pic

No. 289749

>>289630
Samefag nona, same. I rant about this so frequently that I'm sure people are going to think you're me but I'm just happy to have found a kindred spirit.

No. 289755

>>289630
>I wish there were straight men who are comfortable enough to embrace femininity without turning into troonery, femboy nonsense
Hell even just non-masculine (not necessarily "feminine") men troon out now and I'm so fucking sick of it because I like cute, soft, un-masculine moids the most.

No. 289766

the old man in this video

No. 289842

File: 1663956246809.jpeg (465.86 KB, 1920x1920, 3E1CB684-DD85-4757-A32E-4C7B6D…)

he usually looks like an overgrown leprechaun but I like his attitude off the ring. Also probably bc he reminds me of me by how much I work out just so I can eat a lot.(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE)

No. 289843

File: 1663956430882.jpeg (674.01 KB, 864x1208, 68D6C237-1F81-4439-B96F-82901C…)

>>289746
Don’t blame you, he was one of the cute and less problematic manlets. I could just put him in my purse as a portable lawyer.

No. 289855

File: 1663960164282.jpeg (543.75 KB, 1125x1392, 8BACA363-E0FF-4466-9275-BB23D2…)

I’d give Bob Odenkirk the sloppiest of toppy woof woof

No. 289926

File: 1663979454181.png (457.19 KB, 1600x900, damncushing.png)

>>288703
I totally get you, anon. He was very erudite and charming.

No. 289927

>>288871
And a massive cokehead, lol.

No. 289975

File: 1663999823115.jpg (27.55 KB, 540x379, tumblr_407cc09a749d22837a754b8…)

domhnall gleeson
i really like his face and i think if he wasn't so damn orange he'd be conventional attractive. but tbh what makes me like him is the ginger in him

No. 289976

File: 1663999934513.jpg (55.78 KB, 720x1080, 7ef9e4613ccc75487dac878ce7dfab…)

i want him so bad

No. 289986

>>289749
wait why did you say samefag if you're different posters kek

No. 289988

>>289855

this image awakened something in me

No. 289991

>>289976
He seems so friendly and funny too, I love watching interviews of him. And this moment when he had to accept two awards for other people in one night. I want to be friends with him.

No. 290010

>>289842
Kek poor banned nonna, I think your overgrown leprechaun look cute.

No. 290012

File: 1664025632673.jpg (23.63 KB, 266x400, c9c080eef463c514b34cd6a885e2b0…)

I'm not really attracted to him anymore but I was when I was in middle school and I think he set the standard for all of my male celebrity crushes thereafter.

No. 290027

>>289766
god, nonna, same

No. 290028

File: 1664032509900.jpeg (34.25 KB, 375x539, funky-teeth.jpeg)

i am bringing back soviet chess fashion. if i don't see grown men with neon suits and flower shirts with weird hairstyles, what's even the point of watching tournaments

anyways, here's a rare photo of young karpov smiling

No. 290187

>>289976
Damn, I watched "The Patient" with him in it yesterday, he looks so good there.

No. 290189

>>289455
He is a devout Orthodox Christian now and denounced his past. Do you find him gross because of that?

No. 290199

File: 1664109522366.jpg (628.24 KB, 1052x775, Woe.jpg)

I hate my taste in men it's so dogshit. I'm just attracted to irredeemable flith. Maybe it's the "I can fix him" syndrome or some shit

No. 290200

File: 1664109804475.jpg (10.79 KB, 236x236, cute-or-crazy.jpg)

chess anons, i'm torn between thinking that young seregy karjakin was cute or the ugliest looking mf on earth. thoughts? (no talk about his political opinions, please)

No. 290202

>>290200
He has a Paul Dano essence. What that means is, he doesn't tow the line, he shifts between sides constantly rather

No. 290230

>>290199
Could be worse, you could be attracted to a serial killer.

No. 290232

File: 1664119102733.jpg (55.12 KB, 1200x675, Jesse-Watters.jpg)

Yo where's the Jesse Watters anon? I wanna know how she feels about Jesse cheating on his wife.

No. 290237

>>290199

felt this, esp with house, kek. surely i can fix him by giving him a shitty blowjob.

No. 290238

>>290200
no he's kind of cute here

No. 290244

>>290230
post your serial killer crush nona

No. 290285

File: 1664138229435.jpg (Spoiler Image, 31.56 KB, 500x342, 1516795122110.jpg)


No. 290293

File: 1664141921715.jpg (37.47 KB, 415x444, 1615427495684.jpg)

>>290244
Surprise!

No. 290305

>>290285
Fucking kek I don't know how I missed those earlier posts. I think one of the most surreal parts of that case was when he was trying to defend himself by comparing the OKC bombing to Star Wars. But I understand- you can't help who you're attracted to

No. 290322

File: 1664150366183.jpg (361.88 KB, 951x536, 1636423232445.jpg)

Bumping for obvious reasons. Scrotes should neck themselves.

No. 290331

>>290293
kek is tuckerfucker back

No. 290338

File: 1664153713744.jpeg (209.76 KB, 635x417, deanween.jpeg)

dean ween was cute to me

No. 290395

File: 1664165968169.jpg (1.38 MB, 1132x1698, Redpose.jpg)


No. 290396

>>290331
Nature must be healing.

No. 290417

>>290395
Me too nona. I would have beautiful half human half mop babies with him.

No. 290421

File: 1664181988063.jpg (50.2 KB, 389x583, p7stoau8Wl1x6db8wo2_400.jpg)

i want him so fucking bad

No. 290422

>>289710
>>289712
He was cuter before tbh. The fake teeth and abuse of skin blur filters make him look kind of like a wax figure.

No. 290458

>>289618
Disgusting

No. 290473

>>290396
Lol stop it, you.

No. 290486

File: 1664214217367.jpg (1.33 MB, 917x1389, che.jpg)

have i hit rock bottom or was che guevara hot?

No. 290491

File: 1664215564427.jpeg (151.27 KB, 1200x900, 3FFCC60D-239E-4030-9A44-74A7FD…)

I’m sorry, nonnas.

No. 290494

>>290491
please don't let it be the dog

No. 290506

File: 1664219801876.jpeg (52.44 KB, 480x341, 2CD22E15-4B3E-457E-AB7A-C32FD7…)

>>290486
he was obviously very hot, that’s a big part of his enduring legacy. the sex appeal and revolutionary chic. i think fidel was attractive too

No. 290513

>>290506
yeah, i get it. i also find castro hot, nonna. i would have made that milk man happy

No. 290539

>>290513
My dad was recounting a story of someone we met in Cuba once who went to Fidel's highschool. Apparently Fidel was extremely competitive about basketball.

No. 290542

File: 1664228600523.jpeg (58.21 KB, 640x938, che-guevara-nin-52-olum-yil-do…)

>>290506
Ooohhh yyeeeeesss
Looks kinda like Tom Hardy here

No. 290563


No. 290572

>>286600
>8 years ago
so what you mean is you like him even now when he does look like a 40-year-old baby

No. 290588

>>290491
At least its not Stav…

No. 290615

>>288153

Any other band members you find attractive? I agree twink Trent was hot, def stopped being hot when he did a bunch of rounds, shaved his head, and started banging deaf girls. Lol.

I have mad tea on the whole band and his wife’s ex (Francis) who’s also really hot and who used to bang Tia Tequila.

No. 290617

>>290615
I meant “do roids” not rounds.

No. 290731

File: 1664296518798.jpg (210.27 KB, 757x776, Untitled.jpg)


No. 290742

>>290539
good ending: fidel leaves politics and becomes a basketball star

No. 290759

File: 1664303129556.jpeg (381.82 KB, 1170x1800, 1489FB63-B52F-44A9-91FF-D144F6…)

>>290539
checks out

No. 290763

>>290759
this better not awaken something within me…

No. 290776

File: 1664305307281.jpeg (98.29 KB, 827x827, F11EDE8B-6383-44BA-A27A-07526D…)

Magnus could never be this cute

No. 290801


No. 290855

>>290850
wow, left is totally deceiving

No. 290856

File: 1664327333667.jpeg (172.64 KB, 750x684, 85030023-974B-4957-A978-79D4A8…)

>>290539
do you nonnies remember that story of some cia agent who was sent to kill castro but she ended up fucking him instead? https://jezebel.com/the-story-of-marita-lorenz-the-cia-agent-who-was-sent-1789382434/

No. 290857

>>290850
who

No. 290858

>>290857
gokanaru, deleted because anon had to make me embarrassed for sharing that and now I know it’s cringe kek

No. 290868

File: 1664328933165.jpg (100.49 KB, 803x482, hans.jpg)

>>290776
>19 years old
>balding
The absolute state of scrotes…

No. 290871

>>290858
anon all i said was that the left was deceiving, like he looks like a totally different person. i didn't say he was even hideous or repulsive kek. idk why you're embarrassed it's nothing to do with you

No. 290875

>>290858
Anon this is the thread for cringe male crushes!!!! Don't feel bad this is what this thread is for nonnie!!!!! Release your inhibitions and feel the rain on your skin!!!!

No. 290882

File: 1664330358977.jpg (333.47 KB, 1819x1217, rowlie.jpg)

>>290615
nta but Rowland S. Howard (The Birthday Party) in the 80s/90s. Even as an old guy he was kinda cute

No. 290884

>>290882
He's so fucking CUTE. He's in the same league as Buster Keaton.

No. 290885

Yo can any anons here tell me how the fuck to manifest a wet dream with my unconventional crush? Last time I had one, it wasn't even remotely erotic, and it involved Frank Zappa (I blame you, Frank Zappa anons). Last night I had a dream involving my crush but all I did was make him laugh, and he was sitting in the driver's seat of a car so I couldn't even see his damn face.

No. 290886

>>290759
Without the giant beard and whole revolutionary persona, he'd just be standard, conventionally handsome guy

No. 290895

>>290885
No clue anon I did it one time not on purpose and it was one of the best dreams of my life. Ugh

No. 290942

File: 1664344885147.gif (920.69 KB, 245x165, EDE45EFD-9FC6-4076-B45C-902C48…)

>>290882
I was so obsessed with him as a teen. He was like a mixture of nosferatu and an angel. RIP baby.

No. 290957

File: 1664349650430.jpg (18.29 KB, 259x400, 005_.jpg)

>>290942
Lydia Lunch was a lucky bitch but I'm glad these photos exist so I can live my delusions easily

No. 290958

File: 1664349715809.jpg (15.13 KB, 383x500, 009_.jpg)

>>290957
samefag but i wanna hold him like this. rip

No. 290980

File: 1664368935092.jpg (205.71 KB, 960x1440, rammstein-till-lindemann-1997.…)

>>289080

YEEEES he was so beautiful when he was young

No. 291079

>>290957
Didn’t she date young Henry Rollins too? Damn it must have been so easy to get rockstar dick back then.

No. 291086

File: 1664395745303.jpeg (89.08 KB, 1200x800, phpEo6qUT.jpeg)

>>290776
>>290200
>>290028
Chessfags need to explain me how can they simp for these men knowing 99% of them think that women are retarded.
99% of chess players are exactly like this guy:
https://twitter.com/Gulruhbegim/status/1574792047562719233

Anyway, at least we don't have a Mugnus simp among us…

No. 291106

File: 1664399436064.jpeg (121.17 KB, 1200x676, 09AEEF32-B9B6-4459-9255-53C4F3…)


No. 291124

File: 1664405047976.jpeg (22.74 KB, 564x375, 2b5d27f76bf46a90bccf2cc74993c7…)

>>289711
i agree

No. 291128

>>291124
oh my he doesn't even look real

No. 291130

File: 1664405504774.jpeg (Spoiler Image, 119.88 KB, 909x1390, E96DE98F-D937-4823-8FA9-6EF04C…)

i am ashame

No. 291132

File: 1664406011787.jpeg (133.87 KB, 1200x860, 83C9476D-8600-43DD-B2BC-80A44F…)

>>291086
Hans anon here and honestly most scrotes are misogynistic as fuck so it’s not like chess players are any worse than the average. Plus it’s not like I’m gonna have to interact with these guys irl so I see it as fun fantasy and reverse objectification - I don’t fantasize about them saying I’m too retarded to play chess while we fuck lol
are you a dubov girlie? he’s so angelic and bullyable your picrel is cute as fuck

No. 291134

>>291132
he looks like reviewbrah kek

No. 291141

>>291130
please tell me you're just slightly attracted to the actor and not his character in the inbetweeners

No. 291172

>>291132
Looks like the dude out of Ratatouille

No. 291173

>>291134
Wut? Reviewbrah has a round froggy face and this guy looks like a horse

No. 291217

File: 1664417568379.png (189.09 KB, 600x600, neils dad.png)

>>291130
No offence but I can't imagine being attracted to Neil when his dad is right there. If Neil's dad was straight he'd be a real catch. Also the hottest inbetweener is Will in an alternate universe where he's not autistic. Simon is second hottest, there are a million bong men like him

No. 291218

>>291217
but he's bald

No. 291219

>>291124
He looks like every high-ranking Nazi's wet dream.

No. 291221

>>291218
Bald will always be better than some redditor with a neckbeard down to his ankles

No. 291227

File: 1664418809435.png (224.68 KB, 278x366, doubt.PNG)

>>290884
>implying anyone can be in the same league as Buster Keaton

No. 291235

File: 1664420309201.jpg (8.84 KB, 250x343, v_65197.jpg)

>>291227
He was truly one of a kind.

No. 291246

>>291227
I missed you, Busternon.

No. 291257

File: 1664428822611.png (329.89 KB, 537x444, Screenshot 2022-09-29 151400.p…)

(repost bc i retardedly selected the wrong image, kek)

i wish he kept this longer hair look for longer tbh

No. 291259

>>291227
>>291235
I thank busterfagging for being alive since apparently my mom thought my dad looked like Buster Keaton when she first met him and that's why she decided to ask him out. Keep up the good work nonas.

No. 291369

File: 1664476218178.gif (3.08 MB, 455x445, punchy.gif)

>>291246
Oh, I'm always here. But thank you.
>>291259
kek that's incredible and your mom is based. The real question though is did he have the bod? gifrel

No. 291388

File: 1664484508140.jpg (138.34 KB, 724x807, 568164.jpg)

>>291132
>>290200
>>290028
>>288581
Chess scrotes are a joke. Some girls made an ultimate chess fuckboy list on twitch and chess scrotes got triggered.
We need a chess containment thread.

No. 291389

>>291388
Absolute gigastacies. I love ‘em.
Males are so triggered by hot boys. They actually carry this jealousy into their daily lives and act very very catty against said hotties.

No. 291392

>>291389
If these men find this thread…
The gigastacies:
https://www.twitch.tv/videos/1604140425

No. 291393

>>291392
I might actually get into them despite not liking chess! Maybe I’ll become a chessfag, put the old dusty board into use.

No. 291415

File: 1664489565815.jpg (66.69 KB, 388x500, 61ml0kVkq0L.jpg)

>>286586
Dunno if unconventional but I've been watching around the world in 80 days with michael palin lately and I just find him so sexy. it's mostly his charisma I'm sure

No. 291426

>>291415
It's both. He's charismatic and handsome. That series is so comforting and is one of my favourites – I think I sperged about it on /m/ once lol

No. 291445

>>291388
>i-if men did the same thing you wouldn't be ok with it!
Obviously, because men have never been the ones being systematically oppressed and seen as brainless baby-making sex objects but try explaining false equivalence to moids

No. 291451

File: 1664504491467.png (179.99 KB, 664x370, screenshot-2015-07-19-13-46-37…)

>>291415
He was cute in his Monty Python days. John Cleese definitely felt a certain way for him.

No. 291585

File: 1664568359894.gif (499.19 KB, 480x360, tumblr_lqnm8cD8hN1qlkz0go1_500…)

he was really cute
a serial cheater with a blond fetish, sadly

No. 291617

>>291173
NO HE DOESN'T

No. 291648

File: 1664591125568.jpeg (43.98 KB, 339x479, 83872E89-9259-47F4-B4CC-D82611…)

>>288821
GOD SAME NONNIE,I love my alien bf,

No. 291657

>>291415
Fuck yes. Was watching that series, too. The dow to India was the best part. That and him in Japan.

No. 291672

>>290588
I like Stav too when his hair isn’t so fucked up but the fact he’s fucked trannys and Rachel Sennot is what ruins it for me. Nick could get it too if he were like 5 inches taller. I like all the Cumboys really. It’s my greatest shame.

No. 291680

File: 1664603406987.jpg (99.95 KB, 700x700, feature-1581838989440.jpg)

In light of recent events…I must confess my secret shame

No. 291686

File: 1664606089397.jpg (88.77 KB, 500x455, tumblr_m129v9AyOj1qfvuj8o1_500…)


No. 291687

>>291686
Enlightened

No. 291689

File: 1664607072664.jpg (14.29 KB, 299x374, 072.jpg)


No. 291690

>>291689
Spoiler this shit

No. 291692

>>291686
Major blackpill for short guys.

No. 291695

File: 1664607958020.jpg (105.73 KB, 672x900, adz4540.jpg)

He's just really hot.

No. 291698

>>291695
I love these pics of him with women you're meant to self-insert as so much. Sorry for overused term but they're wholesome as fuck. The perfect husbando

No. 291720

File: 1664616352396.jpeg (5.29 KB, 236x236, D181FAF7-2BD1-47D9-BD17-A2BF0C…)

>>291698
You just like him because he’s tall. Admit it.

No. 291755

File: 1664633374304.jpg (Spoiler Image, 21.62 KB, 615x748, greenpeen.jpg)


No. 291761

>>291393
>despite not liking chess
Why not? It's fun.
Or maybe japanese chess (shogi)? Check out Shogi Harbour on yt, she is great.

No. 291775

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No. 291797

File: 1664649338340.jpg (58.15 KB, 980x582, Super-Troopers-Fox-Searchlight…)

>>288557
>indian sherriff
same vibes

No. 291798

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No. 291827

File: 1664654737928.jpg (27.86 KB, 360x471, ivansukk.jpg)

>>291086
i'm a frecuent chessfag here, and let me tell you… i do not care about their thoughts. only the chess and how hot i think they are. slavic/soviet chess players are really some of the best looking and pretty good players, but do i care about any of what they think? no

picrel, it's a young vassily ivanchuk. also, i love dubov too, could leave chess and be a model

No. 291992

File: 1664717113744.jpeg (78.12 KB, 736x686, E6791F2B-FB46-460A-B272-564408…)

i want to fuck remus lupin’s (david thewlis) brains out

specifically this actor for this portrayal, not the character in the book whom i want to have sirius black fuck his brains out instead

No. 292035

File: 1664737295318.gif (7.99 MB, 700x421, Tumblr_l_888931220287362.gif)

>>291992
Oh god, me too. He featured in a v large proportion of my daydreams last year. Good times

No. 292039

File: 1664739581521.jpg (93.81 KB, 1024x1001, why-has-god-forsaken-me.jpg)

oh god help me. i watched 3096 days and thought the guy was hot.

No. 292042

File: 1664739903716.jpeg (780.13 KB, 1170x1165, 0DD0DA8D-961F-45F4-B84D-5CFC97…)

>>292035
god nona i’m so glad i’m not alone

he is just so charming and kind and he’s been through such hell, i just wanna comfort him and then fuck into oblivion

No. 292047

File: 1664743173181.gif (513.3 KB, 245x250, 9426144_orig.gif)

>>291680
>>291585
>>287099
>>287097
>>286623
>>286601

I'm surprised at how many of you sons have the same taste as me, I've always had a thing for awkward, gangly white guys with kind of horsish faces lol and big noses. This is my submission for the thread, but when he was young. He got too much plastic surgery for my liking. I couldn't get through the 5th season of drag race without being giddy and horns any time Alaska came up on screen. Especially when he's wearing eyeliner, I swoon.

It's my dream to have a boyfriend who looks like this, who is all shy and nerdy and awkward and borderline autistic, and gets all flustered when I start doing anything sexual

No. 292049

File: 1664744018871.jpg (225.79 KB, 640x1136, Tumblr_l_888779422603282.jpg)

>>292042
You're not alone nona, you're just based. It's an absolute crime how they sidelined him in the later films. He's adorable and out of everyone deserves to get fucked the most. He also seems to have been the origin of the teacher kink I've been trying hard to stamp out my entire adult life kek

No. 292057

File: 1664747534604.jpeg (38.37 KB, 387x270, C963A9D2-3109-4E01-853E-D2B2B1…)

>>292049
as a character he’s the most beautiful hp char to me like his sincere kindness towards everyone despite the absolute undeserved hell he’s suffered his entire life… seeing him with the students, making kids like neville who always gets shit on by everyone feel like they can do stuff… he was an amazing teacher and if i’d been in a class of his i just know i would’ve had the fattest crush on him. god i love this character so much he was too good for the wizarding world and deserved a happy ending more than anyone else

No. 292060

This Thewlis appreciation is so uplifting to me. I fancied him as a teenager and all my friends used to make fun of me kek. I used to watch that scene in Total Eclipse where he kisses Dicaprio over and over again on youtube. Unhinged behaviour, glad I'm sane now and just post on imageboards about weird men I want to fuck.

No. 292068

>>292047
Choose a better image kek his horse face is even worse here

No. 292077

File: 1664759587523.png (255.95 KB, 613x544, 1664759088918.png)

Fuck nonnas i'm so sorry

No. 292081

>>292077
Quentin Reviews?

No. 292084

>>292068
But I love his beautiful horse face

No. 292086

>>292081
Dream

looks like he lost 100+ pounds

No. 292091

File: 1664766519625.jpg (128.39 KB, 1200x900, robwi.jpg)

Robbie Williams was on bong TV this weekend and I realised he looks quite similar to Moz. Nonas if you had to pick: Robbie or Morrissey?

No. 292093

>>292077
Actually I take it back can a jannie delete plz

No. 292094

>>292086
You mean the Minecraft youtuber? Christ, for a Minecraft youtuber he's fine

No. 292118

>>292091
Robbie Williams has better music than Morrissey

No. 292126

>>292077
I was expecting him to either be really ugly or really hot, sort of disappointed at how normal he looks. Needs a better haircut though.

No. 292131

>>292091
Morrissey, as he's not from Stoke

No. 292134

>>292126 Isn't he conventionally attractive? I am so confused over twitter. Most men look far worst

No. 292136

>>292134
He's a groomer. Or maybe that was cryotic, I get all these weirdos mixed up.

No. 292137

>>292134
People actually find this dude "conventionally attractive"?? He looks like his face is starting to slide off his skull. He's only sexy to some people because they were all expecting a hambeast. He looks slow as fuck, like someone elbowed his mom in the stomach when she was pregnant with him.

No. 292138

File: 1664804115380.jpg (47.77 KB, 634x601, deepthought.jpg)

>>292136
No he had a glow up so that he can now groom children.

No. 292146


No. 292154

>>292077
He looks like every jock in high school. Not the popular ones, just the ones who were dumb and only really into sports.

No. 292155

>>292136
Well one grooms children and the other calls his underage fans "kittens" (on Twitter of all places), so I understand the confusion.

No. 292171

>>292077
He got 19 million views in 15 hours for that face. Kinda crazy nonas

No. 292176

File: 1664818518576.gif (2.29 MB, 383x498, robert-smith.gif)


No. 292177

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No. 292178

File: 1664818624669.gif (1.97 MB, 500x339, robert-smith-gif-12.gif)


No. 292179

File: 1664818671218.gif (2.06 MB, 498x498, robert-robert-smith.gif)

Happy October ♥

No. 292180

File: 1664819818696.jpg (41.64 KB, 505x373, please.jpg)

i haven't seen this movie yet but my god does bob look hot in it

No. 292183

>>292180
I love to watch old Mr. Show clips just for him. he's so frickin cute

No. 292232

File: 1664846005177.jpg (43.88 KB, 500x674, brian molko.jpg)

>>292176
>>292177
>>292178
>>292179
Love Robert. I miss guyliner and dudes wearing makeup/"feminine" things and still just calling themselves dudes. Picrel was my teenage crush even though I def got made fun of for it

No. 292234

>>292178
Robert isn’t unconventionally attractive lol he’s just goth Ben Affleck and everyone fancies him.

No. 292238

File: 1664849136252.gif (2.97 MB, 270x304, 47412C7F-A908-4508-BF80-2AE100…)

Everytime this twink shows up in something I’m watching, the crush is rekindled

No. 292265

>>290759
Wow he looks so much better without his stupid beard.

No. 292267

File: 1664861676261.gif (998.8 KB, 500x210, 185de62e7ee6181a457f1f864ef8ed…)

I could fix him.

No. 292270

>>292269
It's not bait, it's Bates.

No. 292274

>>292269
>>292273
I don't get it.

No. 292283

>>292232
Ayrt, nice, I love some of his covers!

No. 292285

File: 1664873168535.gif (971.97 KB, 500x684, 42762C83-6BCE-4864-AACC-FD53C8…)

>>292047
I like it when they have large eyes, busted teeth and are so skinny that their cheekbones stick out
these guys are not the most beautiful but they make my pussy tingle

No. 292289

>>292183

hard agree, nonna. he was so fucking cute in the 90's especially

No. 292293

File: 1664881085207.jpg (64.59 KB, 512x768, 7esl3l2jsah91.jpg)

I gonna post here because he is not the run of the mill pretty boy or famous 'Chad' actor, plus I think not many nonas watch football, but damn, I find Kostic so sexy, handsome and masculine. Plus he must have that slavic accent that turns everything 100% percent better.

No. 292296

>>292293 lol that forehead

No. 292301

>>292293
Much to think about

No. 292303

>>292296
Kekkk pls don't bully my megamind husbando, nonnie

No. 292380

File: 1664919142021.jpg (7.96 KB, 183x275, images.jpg)

>>292176
Based nona! Especially love the eraserhead hair + red lipstick era.

No. 292386

File: 1664919883385.png (237.55 KB, 400x400, DSP.png)

anyone else have a crush on this cutie?

No. 292387


No. 292389

>>292387
be nice to my pigroach

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No. 292394

>>292386
Why him Nonna, this has to be bait.

No. 292399

File: 1664922846425.png (94.42 KB, 250x247, dsp mad.png)

>>292394
okay detractor smh

No. 292421

>>292386
yes. he's so stupid and pathetic. i love it!

No. 292429

File: 1664937261958.jpg (10.03 KB, 250x246, Ant-1.jpg)

>>292386
Begone!

No. 292490

File: 1664976923850.png (796.42 KB, 1196x668, Artem Dovbyk.png)

>>292293
Hello fellow football nona. I watched a Ukraine game a few months ago and developed a crush on the player who took his shirt off and exposed his sports bra.

No. 292496

File: 1664980731241.jpg (19.89 KB, 459x612, IMG_6481.jpg)

This is for the nooner that likes Geno Samuel. I hope she sees this. What the fuck is he doing? This isn't the first time he's crossdressed but it's getting worse. Can't he at least grow out his hair a little bit if he's gonna pretend like he's effeminate? This isn't even the worst of it. This is just part 1.

No. 292498

File: 1664980838921.jpg (218.33 KB, 1536x2048, IMG_6482.jpg)

Men are allowed to wear whatever clothes, it does not a troon make, but he doesn't even look good. Showing off his bulging ass collarbones. What's weird is that this outfit seems fitted to him, meaning he must be honest about this being his 'pajamas'. Why is his Chinese girlfriend okay with this? Mind you, she's actual Chinese from China and Geno may or may not be living in China rn, or visiting. Whose idea was this? It looks retarded.

No. 292499

>>292496
Crossdressing just shows how bad men are at fashion. Literally wearing grandmas nightgown

No. 292500

>>292499
Can't even style his hair, can't play the guitar, can't speak without a lisp, can't fashion, etc etc

No. 292509

>>292490
why is he wearing one

No. 292515

>>292509
Apparently it's a heart rate monitor

No. 292521

>>292498
why does he look like he has tits

No. 292523

File: 1664989005431.jpeg (67.02 KB, 615x923, 776BC221-9BA0-4644-BCF8-0B7526…)

>>292490
He’s conventionally attractive sis. Chadlite.

No. 292528

>>292521
Just the shape of his 'pajamas' thankfully the comments on his post seem to be mostly disgusted at his outfit with a few "uwu femboy!" posts. If he grows tits though i stg

No. 292535

>>292523
I'll take it to the conventional thread next time, I just wanted to reply to football nona.

No. 292536

File: 1664995211939.gif (5.14 MB, 480x360, facepalm.gif)

>>286625
Thanks for spontaneously reminding me of the huge girlboner I had for Picard while watching TNG a few years ago. He was really the only reason I waded through those abysmally bad first two seasons. His Borg trauma arc was like cocaine to my whump-loving ass.

Probably not that unconventional of an opinion, since he was voted the sexiest man on TV back in the 90's. But I know there are some nonnas here who would tear Patrick Stewart a new one for being an old, bald manlet who will only date women half his age, kek.

No. 292550

File: 1665003569533.jpg (51.79 KB, 464x750, f541b54fc2bbfec91af4308e29875b…)

>>292285
Yesssss, you know what's good! I would jump a young George Harrisons bones so fast, and go all night long. The way he talks, his sense of humor, his quiet wisdom, his crooked teeth, THOSE SIEVES BJKHFDTV he's so beautiful, it makes me cry(emoji)

No. 292551

>>292550
Lmao wtf I should really learn to proofread before posting. I meant his eyebrows, not his sieves

No. 292567

File: 1665016147195.jpg (92.95 KB, 518x720, 170fd442ca5f1a9993a669473358d3…)

but only like this.

No. 292568

File: 1665016273134.jpg (98.55 KB, 564x766, 8756c0801510a25f8a281904ba42dc…)


No. 292694

i did it… i found footage of young karpov… god, he has a whiny voice but i love him.

chessanons, you're quite silent. what's up?

No. 292707

File: 1665083013371.jpg (16.75 KB, 203x293, please-be-ok.jpg)

i hope the russian chess prettyboy i discovered in the thread is fine…

No. 292743

>>292707
It's all over for him once he gets drafted nona

No. 292753

File: 1665109344978.jpeg (95.02 KB, 736x882, 76EDB467-1B81-4659-BDBB-6A728C…)

I want weird al so bad holy shit

No. 292756

>>292753
Respectable.

No. 292759

File: 1665114201594.jpeg (125.73 KB, 1080x1080, 0AFE330C-95BA-4B72-AF53-F9C0AD…)

Why am I falling for this chubby little manlet who speaks 5000 languages. I started watching his language videos but he also does ones where he gets all sorts of weird massages and procedures done. Why does he make such obscene noises? He’s like naked in many of them too. He has no shame, the little slut.

No. 292762

File: 1665117692984.jpg (137.63 KB, 1280x720, xiaoma.jpg)

>>292759
>Clueless White Guy Shocked by THIS Horny Nona's Comment!

No. 292764


No. 292790

File: 1665127302618.jpg (40.47 KB, 400x544, FeC4ZBEX0AER4r7.jpg)

>>292285
>>292550
Great taste you two

No. 292791

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No. 292819

File: 1665141186426.gif (660.17 KB, 220x181, limmy-bobbi.gif)

for the fellow limmy lovers

No. 292820

>>292759
>>292762
Agree nona he’s so cute. Also kek

No. 292821

File: 1665142732275.jpeg (90.23 KB, 467x700, 579B95B0-2CD0-4653-B99D-934B97…)

>>292238
Jungle boy

No. 292826

>>292819
I've never wanted to be a cat so fucking bad before.

No. 292827

>>292819
precious kitty

No. 292835

>>292743
I hope he escapes in time…

No. 292967

File: 1665199830570.png (128.82 KB, 240x240, eddie.png)

i could fix him

No. 293036

>>292967
is that the mc from skate 3 with pewdiepie

No. 293067

File: 1665241987221.jpeg (429.38 KB, 731x901, 78D207DA-9AFA-41E3-9D56-3FF5BD…)

i wont apologize

No. 293080

>>293036
uncultured heathen

No. 293086

File: 1665252808083.jpg (26.01 KB, 432x648, Don Henrie is tempted_.jpg)

Don Henrie

No. 293115

>>292835
ok i checked his yt channel and he just posted a stream. it's fine, so far…

No. 293125

File: 1665264571612.png (2.8 MB, 1354x2048, 925F6D1D-ADE3-4E90-8A09-920EBC…)

Juicer nonnas…

No. 293126

>>293125
Saw this on the front page and rushed here kek. He’s so cute!

No. 293143

>>293125
we should make a petition to ban white men over 6' from this thread

No. 293145

>>293086
Bitch me too, I saw him on the watch party thread and he looks hot. Apparently he ditched his vamp aesthetic despite still being able to pull it off. He should of just killed himself instead.

No. 293148

>>293125
I'm getting kind of bored of him and his stale content, I just want him to spread his ass and show balls already and then leave the internet

No. 293154

>>293148
its just because he doesnt have a main game to play like OW, gta, etc
his gameshow hes been doing lately has been really fun and entertaining

No. 293155

File: 1665278916220.jpg (101.16 KB, 750x752, 1650138266944.jpg)

>>293154
Oh I didn't know about that, okay, it better be good

No. 293204

>>293143
why? many of them still are ugly and/or gross.

No. 293205

File: 1665311191714.jpg (14.78 KB, 360x450, Yamadera_Koichi.jpg)

post actors (Asian or Western, doesn't matter) with faces and voices for voice acting iykwym

No. 293211

>>293125
he's pretty i can't lie

No. 293279

File: 1665349276598.jpg (67.65 KB, 1080x807, 309182024_199962199131663_3055…)

Columbo is so fucking cute

No. 293283

>>293279
You're right and you should say it. He was literally my mom's husbando kek, she has been watching his show every day for over a decade over and over again just to not so subtly fawn over the character

No. 293298

>>293205
Omg yes. Spike's my #1 husbando and his voice is so hot. Shin from Dorohedoro is another, but unfortunately his voice actor looks extremely botched and I can't even find him unconventionally attractive

No. 293309

File: 1665368104013.jpg (307.03 KB, 800x800, wod005[1].jpg)

>>293279
vaguely related (peter falk is in the movie) but bruno ganz in der himmel über berlin… tfw no german angel bf who longs for humanity

No. 293325

File: 1665379111210.png (238.11 KB, 539x641, capra.png)

Italianfagging but i find young Vittorio Sgarbi so attractive, when he's not yelling or swearing his voice is so soothing and his mannerism is fascinating, like how he runs his fingers across his hair or adjusts his clothes, his smugness is also cute.
Apparently there was even a time when his female admirers obsessed over a perfume he once said he likes, he doesn't have the same charm now that he's old though.

No. 293335

File: 1665385240220.jpeg (114.66 KB, 1200x800, 79C0D7EF-C150-496B-9779-F34712…)

>>293205
I really like Toby Proctor’s voice acting for Tuxedo Mask. He’s probably one of my favorite voice actors of all time. Shame he looks like a Mormon pedophile irl.

No. 293338

File: 1665385688817.jpeg (39.33 KB, 501x720, 9FCCA0D3-2A02-450E-8D68-EAE755…)

Alan Resnick (alantutorial) is very attractive in a Charlie Kelly way. I want to save him.

No. 293346

File: 1665395265503.jpg (46.42 KB, 564x839, c8cbf883310977cf9a762564f26238…)

I wish my fellow Borland enjoyers a good day

No. 293387

File: 1665418751550.jpeg (702.03 KB, 1912x2048, 43CE4FE8-AFA8-4571-952A-434FD9…)

>>293211
>>293125
>>293126
Fellow cultured twitchtards.

No. 293388

>>293387
He needs a different outfit and different hair but I do love his gentle face

No. 293400

>>293346
Why he look like a skinny Will Ferrell

No. 293403

File: 1665423903734.jpeg (339.54 KB, 1920x1080, 822F03FD-ED8E-475D-9C30-9C33C8…)

>>293143
>heres your attractive white 6"+ tall man

No. 293421

>>293403
jogan paul

No. 293428

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No. 293430

File: 1665429746210.jpg (35.75 KB, 622x350, majima-yakuza-6-622x350.jpg)

>>293205
Somehow it just makes perfect sense seeing and hearing that voice coming out of either of them.

No. 293438

>>293403
That is a very attractive man and I want his pp

No. 293440

>>293438
he looks kind of slow tho

No. 293441

>>293325
I'm unwell.

No. 293476

>>293438
Damn, some nonnas just gaslight themselves into liking someone

No. 293478

>>293403
mark zuckerburg

No. 293484

File: 1665456841847.jpg (124.21 KB, 1440x907, bozo.jpg)


No. 293517

File: 1665488546949.png (1.31 MB, 1524x660, ohmygoodness.png)

Ben looks so sexy when he's unshaven and concerned

No. 293553

File: 1665505754695.gif (490.72 KB, 220x165, download (26).gif)

Jealous of the girl who got to molest xqc smh

No. 293582

>>293553
Nice taste I've approved since the cocka incident on stream. He's packing 100%

No. 293587

File: 1665518613920.png (1.64 MB, 916x1374, Screen Shot 2022-10-11 at 1.02…)

I had a weird dream last night that I was invited to a party that turned out to be at Martin Starr's house. He kept flirting with me throughout the night and I remember thinking "Wow, he's…actually kind of hot and charming in real life" and I considered fucking him, but I woke up before anything happened. I've never in my life found him attractive and now I kind of do. what the hell, nonnies?

No. 293595

>>293587
I love him

No. 293597

File: 1665523226037.jpg (318.79 KB, 1280x720, bby.jpg)

he gives me the horn so much. he's so animated

No. 293600

>>292753
Oh god me too anon

No. 293643

File: 1665549844368.gif (Spoiler Image, 2.18 MB, 320x320, WDowLa.gif)

UNSPOIL AT YOUR OWN RISK. I need him so bad it's not funny. God, it's just not fair. I NEED HIM.

No. 293650

File: 1665554457651.jpg (479.42 KB, 2880x2880, 20221012_090101.jpg)

I was just scrolling the tag "male fashion", and out of all pretty model boys my eye was caught by some inbreed-looking blonde scrote. There's no hope for me I guess

No. 293651

File: 1665555719606.jpg (436.17 KB, 1366x2048, dries van noten spring 2015 me…)

>>293650
That entire collection is gold. Unfortunately I can't figure out who the model is

No. 293652

>>293650
He looks like a haughty prince who you have no choice but to bully, I love it.

No. 293659

>>293650
I wonder what kind of girl (if straight) these types go for

No. 293664

File: 1665571348850.jpg (26.42 KB, 398x507, VALTERS_MEDENIS_01.jpg)

>>293651
Found him for you nonna, it's Valters Medenis
>>293659
I did some digging while I was at it since what better way to pass the day and from instagram posts it seems like they may have been dating is another model, will spoiler her pic in a follow up post since it's off topic for male attraction thread; fitting alternative vibe

No. 293665

File: 1665571371957.jpg (Spoiler Image, 128.58 KB, 797x1044, 00_THEHIVE_MODELS_MAUDE VAN DI…)


No. 293687

>>293650
This is absolutely my type, I promise you’re not weird anon

No. 293689

>>293665
The perfect woman to match his inbred royalty vibe.

No. 293692

>>293665
Wow I think she's gorgeous

No. 293696

File: 1665592937350.jpeg (133.16 KB, 636x1024, C556B173-3304-4729-8511-F9E8F0…)

he looks so cute and frail in his baggy clothes I can’t help it he makes me absolutely feral nonnitas…

No. 293700

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No. 293704

File: 1665594710299.gif (2.96 MB, 540x302, tumblr_pzfn2faOAE1rnkqsoo9_r1_…)

>>293664
I dunno how you did it, nonna, because I tried too, but thank you so much <3
God, he looks so much lovelier in other pictures than the ones from the catwalk

No. 293705

>>293696
He looks so sad in the eyes

No. 293708

File: 1665596622490.png (1.05 MB, 913x811, vm.PNG)

>>293704
Just in case you or any other anon ever want to look up models, here's a website listing every model who walked the runways in specific season
https://models.com/rankings/ui/RunwayMen
In this case it was easy to find when is that show from, so I looked up Spring 2015 and there he was. Also; I found an article that now he's a guide for hikes in some Latvian forest, following the remnants of pagan cultures left out there, so you could totally have a nice walk with him in the nature someday nonna

No. 293709

>>293700
i love how there's always at least two of us dylan moran enjoyers per thread

No. 293724

>>292386
Massive shoutout

No. 293741

>>293517
Oh God. I desperately want to know what he's like in bed.

No. 293749

File: 1665613019662.png (831.68 KB, 770x844, jockjockerson.PNG)

for my vintage jock appreciator nonnie

No. 293818

File: 1665661224956.png (864.84 KB, 1000x895, Star.Wars.Episode.IV.A.New.Hop…)

>>288703
lmfao I know exactly what you mean. Glad I'm not alone in having a weird attraction to him. At first I was really ashamed of it but I've grown used to it. I'm also really attracted to Vader. Guess it's something to do with dominant men in uniforms.

No. 293820

File: 1665662197248.gif (2.53 MB, 558x640, 5119E270-4A5E-4AE3-B51D-7440C9…)

The chokehold this man has had me in for years and years

No. 293850

File: 1665678654007.jpeg (200.75 KB, 834x1181, 339728F1-A216-4DEB-BA1A-FED19E…)

i cannot cope with the reality that i’ll never get with young nick cave

No. 293982

>>293818
Damn some of you got weird taste in men but I respect it lol

No. 293994

File: 1665750685484.jpeg (526.97 KB, 750x878, BC0F4CB9-F9E2-42B3-8047-403753…)

anthony peedilla..

No. 293995

>>293820
Is this dane dehan or one of his lookalikes? Same though

No. 293996

File: 1665751596738.jpeg (Spoiler Image, 147.16 KB, 606x911, A57C900F-3691-4E90-A827-104A0D…)

GIWTWM

No. 294048

File: 1665775596282.gif (995.14 KB, 370x330, kennedy.gif)

drop the damn towel Kennedy

No. 294050

>>294048
Was he already on 10,000mg of cocaine and meth when this video was taken? Because ngl he looks kinda like a druggie.

No. 294089

>>294050
He's just 40, nonna

No. 294094

File: 1665802418482.jpg (97.86 KB, 505x650, walker-68-029a.jpg)

cute weirdo

No. 294112

>>293850
fuckboy tim burton

No. 294113

File: 1665828873199.png (125.59 KB, 500x219, fele.png)

fele martinez was posted some threads ago, but i think that he was hotter with his mullet and without a beard in la mala educacion

No. 294170

File: 1665859368290.jpg (31.87 KB, 380x540, 2d4c9pb.jpg)

>>294113
I can't help it. I'm not a hybristophile I just thought he was a physically beautiful yet disturbing monstrous man.

No. 294171

>>294170
agreed… but he has nothing to do with >>294113

No. 294172

>>294171
oops didn't mean to reply to that

No. 294211

>>294170
are you the nona from the other thread? but i agree with you, sadly. i mean part of the reason he was able to lure victims back to his place is because he was handsome. he was also really into fitness & working out.

No. 294218

File: 1665890990760.jpg (109.36 KB, 800x1200, lost in thought.jpg)

What a world where it's less controversial to some anons to admit you love Jeffrey Dahmer to admit you love Juicy Jordan

No. 294255

File: 1665918381259.jpg (350.89 KB, 1128x2048, Xqcovid.JPG)

O god o fug I want to tuck him in so bad

No. 294263

>>294255
I thought at first this was one of those AI generated images of almost recognizable items.

No. 294266

File: 1665925987760.png (3.38 MB, 1200x1200, aigen.png)

>>294263
i was nearly about to reply to with
>ummm what? it is…
but then i enlarged the image kek its uncanny

No. 294269

>>294255
Eeeek I want to spoon him! But not before he cleans up his fucking mess. … naww hes sick he can do it after and if he doesn’t i will spank him.

No. 294272

>>294218
Dahmer is genuinely attractive in an unconventional way (really bony and a bit uneven face like an evil Jude Law) and his killings truly make him a controversial figure to be attracted to. Peterson is just some plain faced old guy who dresses decent and his controversy is just saying loads of controversial shit for the sake of clicks and because he's on a pharmacy's worth of benzos.
So in terms of unconventional part of unconventional attraction, Dahmer is a higher tier

No. 294274

File: 1665929146150.png (444.81 KB, 483x647, Ekl0L04XEAAknM0.png)

soda was so cute when he was younger…
too bad he's a lazy nihilist now

No. 294275

>>294170
you can find him attractive without being a hybristophile, if you only find him attractive because of his crimes, that is what makes you a hybristophile

No. 294277

>>294274
Agree anon, I used to love him back in like 2015, now his content is ass & he's a braindead incel. I'm a "I could fix him" type of girl but god, I wouldn't touch modern day Soda with a 10 ft pole

No. 294303

File: 1665941921129.jpg (196.05 KB, 1080x1578, Fe2C2vZVIAACWMB.jpg)

>>293994
He is funny to look at now, honestly. His career is so weird, i am still trying to understand what is he trying to do.

No. 294305

File: 1665943089830.jpg (160.6 KB, 2048x1152, ozil.jpg)

i think ozil is cute. i really liked him back when he had long hair… it really suited him, and i liked his
headband look.
i think his eyes are cute too…

No. 294336

>>294218
You're right and you should say it although I'm gagging at the fact you called him "juicy jordan" lol

No. 294341

>>294218 Jeffrey Dahmer isn't the old man. If you like him can yuu post pictures of him in his youth?

No. 294344

File: 1665950506422.jpg (66.21 KB, 1280x720, young peterson.jpg)


No. 294346

lol somehow he is more attractive as a old men. How this is possible XD(XD)

No. 294349

File: 1665951799080.jpg (4.81 KB, 193x261, images.jpg)

>>294346
Damn you're right, he looks more like a serial killer than an actual serial killer lol

No. 294350

File: 1665951890411.jpg (44.97 KB, 512x512, Jordan-Peterson-9.jpg)

Oh god Jordan ew wtf

No. 294361

>>294350
kys anon

No. 294363

>>294361
Lol why? He looks bad there and he deserves to be told that with the amount of times he's critiqued women's appearances.

No. 294365

>>294363
Sorry nonny, i get sick everytime I see this retards face. He is disgusting and I wish to never see him again. Ew indeed.

No. 294366

>>294365
Oh lol, I feel you, sorry I should've spoilered his face

No. 294375

>>294346
Kek anon XD(XD)

No. 294395

File: 1665970628238.jpg (41.77 KB, 720x369, Screenshot_20221016-213420_You…)

I wanna cover his nose with my mouth

No. 294397

>>294395
Put a funnel in his nose and fill it with milk

No. 294403

>>294397
We can drink it together

No. 294409

>>294395
so is he gonna post nudes on OF for his teenage audience or something…?

No. 294417

>>294409
I hope not because I did brief penis divination on him and the spirits say he has a wee one.

No. 294420

>>294417
you what

No. 294422

File: 1665985995262.png (647.44 KB, 479x707, shawn_albro.png)

I'm obsessed with this guy Shawn Albro (long hair on the right in photo)- the former vocalist from relatively unknown 90s post-grunge band U.P.O.

I cant explain why I find him so attractive since I'm also a Kinsey 6 lesbian and he almost gives me Caitlyn Jenner vibes.

No. 294423

File: 1665986429556.jpg (9.99 KB, 297x169, 800.jpg)

>>294422
>Kinsey 6 lesbian

No. 294424

>>294422
I hate how normalized it is to use terms created by a pedophile

No. 294427

>>294277
Old soda was weirder though? I mean he was more dudebro ish, hung out with icepose*don, said the n word regularly and did some other edgy shit

Now he's an irony poisoned nihilistic hedonist, which is arguably worse but who knows

What I'm trying to say is that he wasn't ever really fixable in my eyes. Not after Lea

No. 294461

>>294422
He looks mean

No. 294479

>>294346
his inflammatory diet at the time was making him bloated

No. 294482

>>294427
Your kinda implying that the ice poseidon dudebros and irony poisoned hedonists are different people.

No. 294514

>>294305
His eyes are offside

No. 294532

>>294395
xQc phenotype

No. 294538

>>292267
Made me kek. He was quite boyishly attractive.

No. 294539

>>294479
He also had a mean soda addiction lol

No. 294540

>>292536
AYRT HA, I liked him too. The Risa episode with him in the speedo and open shirt was the best. (Also that one episode where he gets kissed against his will by a woman who turns out to be a guy in disguise. And Picard just kind of takes it. That realization made it all the more attractive.)

No. 294542

>>294344
Wow he invented Victini

No. 294543

File: 1666052866786.jpeg (67.68 KB, 909x909, BA7BE1AC-700B-4C20-8C3F-ECDE15…)

i’m obsessed

No. 294546

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I can’t stand it any longer nonnas, I’m in love with this stupid swiss faggot that looks like colonel sanders

No. 294547

even when he was a bald grandpa… granpda-kun

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>>294543
Me too nona, me too. Last two episodes were so good for Aemond content!! Love that he's a history/philosophy nerd.

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>>294550
it didn’t fully click for me until last night’s ep. now i can’t stop thinking about his long silky hair and snatched waist and soft voice…

i’m excited to see his sapphire eye next episode

No. 294553

>>294532
Not at all

No. 294558

>>294557
Are you serious. He's fugly.

No. 294563

>>294552
His small waist/broad shoulders combo is unreal.

No. 294565

>>294557
People seem really mixed as to whether he's hot or off-putting. I vote hot

No. 294566

>>294543
So is this guy from the new LoTR or the new GoT show?

No. 294568

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>>294566
aemond targaryen from house of the dragon
>>294563
his proportions go crazy

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Nice to see you all again, nonnies. How do you plan on coping with him being possibly gone for all that time?

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>>294553
Eyes, nose, brows, mouth, and hairstyle are similar

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>>294622
It will be a struggle nona

No. 294647

>>294622
I want him gone forever. He looks like my boyfriend. Seeing his face and the shit he is doing is making me hate my boyfriend's face.

No. 294648

>>294623
nta but xqc's nose is way pointier and has straighter hair

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xqc looks NOTHING like Market Pliers

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>>294666
nona my sides

No. 294671

>>294666
No, delete that now

No. 294675

>>294666
I agree nonny. The hairstyle is exactly the same, even the skin color!

No. 294676

>>294658
there is something unnerving about his face and it reminds me of this meme I saw months ago of archetypal frenchfags, there was one example of macron who looks roman and xQC looks like a beady eyed freak

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>>294642
>do you want me to throw a chair at you during sex, nonnie?

No. 294679

>>294676
His eyes aren't small though

No. 294681

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stare into my soul, GM esipenko….

No. 294685

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Helgi dam ziska. Why are there so many beautiful men in chess?

No. 294686

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>>294685
it's because they seem smart, nonna. most of them aren't really all that handsome. just put a man in front of a chess set, make him frown, and that's it.

anyways, i'm starting to think kasparov was kinda hot

No. 294687

>>294684
>>294685
They are conventionally attractive, being a chess player doesn't make them inherently unconventional.

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>>294686
Maybe you're right, although I think bobby fischer was actually attractive.

No. 294689

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>>294688
of course, nonna. bobby-san will always be my top chess crush, but i am willing to expand my tastes in men inside this sport. like, do i like soviet chess players bc they're better? no. it's because they're more attractive (picrel, anatoly karpov at 23 years old)

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>>294689
It would be shameful to exclude dubov from the list of attractive slavic chess grandmasters

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>>294692
i agree. sorry i forgot

feat my tragically beautiful husbando

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>>294694
Don't you dare compare my dubov to that caterpillar
>>294695
He truly does look tragically beautiful. I can imagine him living in paris in the 19th century working in a factory by day and writing poetry by night

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>>294679
I like him but yeah his eyes do sometimes look a little soulless. I don't blame him though. That's the price of being in an industry like Twitch

No. 294707

>>294704
He just has dark eyes and dark eyes look like that sometimes. If you cover his mouth and look at his eyes, they have emotion, something like slightly amused, he looks on tenderly.

No. 294708

>>294697
I’m sorry nonna. Shine on you crazy diamond

No. 294722

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I'm thinking his hands must be agile from all the chess.
>>294708
Don't do it again

No. 294729

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I wish I was being ironic. He looks cute in fire up the grapes

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>>294704
>mogged by Forsen in Minecraft
I'm sorry you gotta settle for second place nonnie

No. 294746

>>294729
This looks like Hila Klein TIF

No. 294761

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I like Jho Low's moon shaped face. Why are Asian manlets so cute?

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posting him again. what’s wrong with me, nonnas?

No. 294767

>>294761
that one is neutral to me but generally asian manlets sure are cute. i like them either buff or tubby though not too skinny

No. 294768

>>294729
biomale Ellen Page

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>>294642
He could've had it all and yet he fumbled everything. I need to lecture him.

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i'm cringe but i'm fucking free yeahh baby. chessanons, why do we sleep on alireza?

No. 294791

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Besides Robert Pattinson, Dursley ended up being the most cute and successful of all of Harry Potter kids

No. 294792

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I really wanna fuck him for some reason. I don’t really watch the news but whenever it’s on in the background and I see this guy I can’t stop looking at the TV. I love short men with accents, and his look of exhaustion is so sexy. Am I a freak?

No. 294796

>>294792
god he is so ugly

No. 294801

>>294745
xqc is kawaii, foreskin is weird

No. 294803

>>294796
Have you checked the thread title nonny?

No. 294817

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>>294790
Alireza's not ugly imo. He's a cute nerd
>>294791
Sorry nona, with the shirt he looks like chris chan if he lost weight

No. 294835

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lpotl's marcus parks. i love this skelly man so much. he's sweet, intelligent and definitely has a bit of a wild/freaky streak. meeting him recently really sealed the deal for me.

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>>286623
>>286625
>>286859
>>287688
>>287902
>>291235
>>292176
>>292567
>>292753
>>293850
yes

Twiggy had such an awesome goth ragdoll looking thing goin on back in the day

No. 294867

>>294543
Now I am obsessed as well

No. 294882

>>294835
Nona I think he's very cute and I have to ask: what did he smell like?

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I have a small crush on him, please HELP.

No. 294899

>>294896
I'm more of a Nacho gal but I wouldn't mind of he hunted me down tbh

No. 294910

>>294899
He is not my type typically, but he just has that je ne sais quoi. I may probably blush a little every time he comes up on screen. I respect your love for Nacho, the Salamanca gang just has it going on. Gus needed to hire hotter henchmen.

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>>294882
i didn't sniff him haha but he wasn't stinky if that's what you mean. guess the guy keeps clean. he was incredibly sweet and charismatic though and his voice had me weak.

No. 294927

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kek I just noticed this. Anon, are you still alive?

No. 294929

>>294927
That was me kek

No. 294930

>>294929
lmfao I'm so happy you're still here, nonnie.

No. 294951

>>294835
Did you go to the London show nona? I heard it was a bit chaotic, hope you weren't one of the drunk people who shouted out that they wanted Marcus to fuck them kek

No. 294955

>>294896
I had a crush but got over it once I found out
-actor is a womaniser who still hasn't settled down in his late 40s and cheated on the women he was with
-90% of the accounts he follows on insta are blonde surgically enhanced bimbos that are 20+ years younger than him

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>>294953
>>294954
>>294955
nonna you posted three times calm down

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master howe

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>>286586

Long time lurker, first time poster. Hamish Linklater forever IDST.

No. 294967

>>294955
I never have much hope for scrotes anyways, i just like the character Lalo. Can't say i am surprised.

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>>294951

no i don't drink so definitely wasn't me there was lots of hollering for the lads to bang them though. there was also a lot of hip thrusting from them too it was weird/funny/hot???

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>>294972
ah, based burtonfag

No. 295017

>>294975
I'm seeing them this weekend, thanks for letting me know about the thrusting lmao

No. 295051

Dubov ♥

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>>294896
>>294899
I like both Lalo and Nacho, Gus is a lame boring character and I was so annoyed when he killed Lalo. Imagine the two of them fighting over you though.

No. 295077

>>294966
I saw someone make reader insert fics of like almost all of the characters he plays, even obscure minor roles. It was so random I think about it every time I see this guy

No. 295108

>>295017
enjoy nona! they were so much fun. wasn't sure what to expect but they exceeded expectation. be sure to come back and lemme know what you thought pls! have fun!

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>>294170
"beautiful"? lol he was painfully average

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just here to post mel ♥

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he's so unhinged and spergy i need him

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>>295206
I always thought he was hot. He is struggling so badly in the closet kek.

No. 295213

>>294835
I talked about my weird crush on him in a previous thread. I’m so jealous of Carolina. Although, he seems like he would get on my nerves if I actually knew him. Don’t get me wrong, I’m sure he’s perfectly nice but he seems to have a know it all streak and that’s like my ultimate pet peeve.

No. 295221

>>295213
oh no, agreed. i think he would get a bit tiresome, but my current bf is similar and even though it does get on my tiddies sometimes i do find it quite cute seeing them get really into something. the line is if he would start negging me out of my own opinions or thoughts on things. facts i can deal with, but the rest? nahhh sorry hypothetical-romance marcus! glad i'm not alone though.

No. 295224

>>295121
he was one of those guys who only looked good at a certain weight, many such cases

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>>295221
Nice. I also like how passionate he can get. Although it can be rather hit and miss. At the risk of blogposting, my bf is kinda similar to Marcus body wise (at least compared to the other LPOTL guys) but has a completely different personality. I listened to LPOTL a lot during quarantine and because of that, ended up developing a crush on Marcus. I like his slight Southern accent and how it becomes more prominent when it becomes excited. And how he’s usually serious but will engage in goofy shit but is still silly like Ben and Henry.. Atm, Marcus is my podcast husbando. I know it would never work in a million years, but sometimes I could dream. Also went to a LPOTL showing last year during their NA tour and that was nice enough. I respect his marriage.

>Ywn watch all of 90 Day Fiancé with Marcus and hear all his spergy opinions on all the cast


It hurts.

No. 295260

>>295121
I like him at this weight too. His eyes are cheeky and always have a glint to them and I like that. Had he not been a gay cannibal I would have loved to be his sex slave nothing off limits.

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>>295237
yeah i think that's why out of three lads i like him the most. henry is funny af but he's quite obnoxious, i adore ben but there's something about him that makes me feel sad. they are like the goldilocks guys lol. marcus hits just right for me. here nona have a halloweeny marcus because it is the season!

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I know he's the threadpic for the conventional male attractions thread but let's be real, post-wall Damon can be ugly and goofy looking as fuck. The heroin was not the kindest. Would still fuck like an animal regardless.

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i wanna stalk him and commit forced impregnation.

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rip

No. 295372

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I need a shaman husband

No. 295374

>>295357
Not sure if you're saying you're attracted to the edited version of him, or the real one?

No. 295377

>>295363
i think about flinty all the time. miss him sm

No. 295379

>>295279
Just got back from the show, nonas. It was great, even better than the 2019 one. Marcus had to leave the stage early though because he was having some breathing problems, I guess long covid related. I hope our skeleton husbando is ok.

No. 295392

>>295363
I had a really weird sex dream about him after he died. I was never really a big prodigy fan, so it was confusing. He was very sweet in my dream though.

No. 295404

>>295392
We are all connected, even in death

No. 295423

>>295073
A part of me died when he died. I was kind of pissed too, even if i knew it was coming eventually.

No. 295434

>>295423
Same here but I wasn't expecting it to be as anticlimatic as it felt to me. Fuck Gus and fuck Mike

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i will always love him

No. 295447

>>295436
Based take. To die by your side, well, the pleasure, the privilege is mine.

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the things i would do to have him

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>>295471
it's too bad he went insane eventually

No. 295473

>>295379
i'm glad you had fun but sad our skellyboy has been suffering. that's a shame. hopefully it clears for him soon and he's not too disappointed. seems like a sensible guy though and i'm glad he didn't just soldier on just to please the audience. did they show the baby elephant video at the end?

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help. viggo is gorgeous in all films but especially eastern promises

No. 295495

>>295473
Yeah I hope he's not too upset at ending the European tour that way, but honestly he looked unwell as soon as he came out on stage so it's surprising he even made it halfway through. Kek the elephant video was a great way to end it, I didn't know whether I wanted to look away or not.

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>>294791
Eh, I'd argue that the Neville Longbottom actor turned out pretty handsome too.

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Hear me out…

No. 295576

>>295495
that honestly has broke my heart! poor guy. he seemed great at our show. full of energy and lots of yelling. probably the touring that has wiped him out, jet lag etc. the toenail video is the only thing that made me turn away. i screamed fuck no and ben laughed at me. oh well. lets hope dog meat rests up and chills asap! nice talking to you fellow marcus nona

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none of them are my type but i’d let them all smash

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He is dying.

No. 295602

>>295576
It was the nipple video for me. Been nice talking to you too!

No. 295603

>>294955
How do you know about his relationships? Not doubting you btw, just genuinely curious, is there a bcs cast gossip thread on some website that im missing or something?

No. 295622

>>295599
Adept using her voodoo powers

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No. 295627

>>295434
I love his insanity so much, dare i say i kind of don't enjoy much of the series after he is gone. I guess was that they wanted to show Gus completely vulnerable and unable to deal with somebody as wild and unpredictable as Lalo. At least he did get to make Gus his bitch in his last moments and in some sense he got to leave in a blaze a glory after killing Howard for no reason lmao. I'll miss him terrorising people.

No. 295639

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>discover joe meek’s music as a teenager
>fuck this is so weird I love it
>look up photos of joe meek
>fuck he looks so weird I love him
>deep dive into his life
>fuck he is so weird I love him

No. 295643

>>295639
He's a pedo.

No. 295646

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>>295436
>have my nightly visit to this thread after an extremely difficult and depressing evening
>first thing i see is morrissexy looking scandalised

Thank you nona. We need to stick together.

No. 295647

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>>295436
>>295646
Christ, why old saggy tits Morrissey? I know this is an unconventional thread but have some damn respect ladies.

No. 295689

>>295643
Sauce on him being a pedo? All I know is he got busted for being a homo in ‘63, then went batshit and his life ended in a murder suicide. You’re not getting him mixed up with Jimmy Saville are you?

No. 295721

>>295689
Well, I guess just like any gay man in the 60's, he liked teenagers. When he was producing music for bands he may have diddled some teens. His bathroom apparently had great acoustics so he recorded vocals in there. Also he made passes at my sweet husbando when he was 16 (Steve Howe).

No. 295736

>>295646
thought this was robbie williams ngl. was a bit aghast

No. 295747

>>295689
he worked with jonathan king who was another british nonce. there are lots of rumours they abused young boys together. sorry, nonnie

No. 295750

>>295747
Seems 60's London was full of them, glad my shy husbando was able to hold his own and reject the advances of the pedo. Apparently he was a good producer though.

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>>295747
Shame, but this thread does exist for a reason. Hopefully one day I’ll meet my very own sexy ugly synth sperg who wants to sample spooky noises in graveyard with me but isn’t a predatory loon.

>>295721
>>295750
>Steve Howe
Kek why did I have a feeling you were scrungleposter?

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>>295756
>scrungleposter
Yeah well not my fault everyone thought Steve was gay in the 60's, this is how I found out about Mr. Meek, though Steve never comes out and says he's a pedo, probably cuz he wasn't molested by him, but I think a bandmate of his was molested in the infamous Joe Meek bathroom vocal recording sessions. Anyway, who did he kill in his murder suicide? Also the murder-suicide as opposed to a regular suicide kind of reinforces his being a WEIRDO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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>>295761
You can google it yourself, but at least Meek had the nerve to off himself while still his prime, before he’d evolve into an AIDS Mick Jagger spliced with Gollum and the crypt keeper, unlike SOMEOOONE jk jk nona you’re doing great, keep it up, proud of you standing by your stinky man

No. 295775

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>>295769
He doesn't have AIDS though, just normal vegetarian muscle and tooth/gum deterioration, he is still a kind man who takes care of his family. Also he is not stinky, nobody has ever called him stinky, though I imagine he did smell strongly of marijuana. There is NOTHING gollum-esque about him, nor AIDS-y or Mick Jagger-y, I suggest you get your eyes checked before I check them for you, with a very fine needle.
ALSO NO I WILL NOT GOOGLE IT MYSELF, YOU WILL TELL ME WHO HE MURDER-SUICIDED

No. 295786

>>292791
I want

No. 295787

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>>294543
it's the twins for me
they don't look as handsome beardless tho

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>>295647
kek honestly, i have always found older moz to be better looking.

No. 295791

>>295769
Okay I googled it myself. I know why you didn't tell me. So he killed his female landlord, deliberately. Wow. Let this be on the record of a gay man who killed a woman for no reason! Anyway, if you like autistic music producers why not Alan Parsons? Is Meek's music really that good?

No. 295798

File: 1666647074364.png (8.7 MB, 2208x1242, FD76D04F-C3A7-4758-813D-E230DE…)

>tfw no north korean bf

No. 295805

>>295791
He’s by no means my favorite music producer or autist, but his work has a special place in my heart causes it’s linked to much of what I like now. I also find the eccentricities of his production style charming. And I like his weird bong face. My bad. (PS this is a thread where women have historically posted nazis and serial killers, someone even said they wanted to fuck Jimmy Saville one time, are you lost?)

No. 295808

>>295805
No idc if you want to bang a pedo I just think it's funny.

No. 295830

>>295798
What's the video? looks interesting

No. 295831

>>295775
steve howe anon i just want to say that i love you and you make me feel less bad about myself for being in love with ugly old british musician men because i know at least im not alone. i must ask though, did you get into yes and then into steve specifically, or did you find him so attractive that you started listening to the band. i know nothing about steve howe or yes just wondering because i usually go the former route with the notable exception of japan and david sylvian.

No. 295847

File: 1666665336746.jpeg (672.85 KB, 1195x1305, are you sure.jpeg)

>>295647
Considering the obsession so many gay men have with youth, I'm glad Queen Moz feels comfortable enough in himself to stay true to himself and not hide away.

No. 295883

File: 1666697621797.gif (1.07 MB, 240x240, Tumblr_l_1222068302128802.gif)

Where are all dannyfuckers at, are you dead?

No. 295889

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literally makes me violently horny

No. 295891

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>>295889
excellent taste nona. tony was dripping with raw, alpha male energy and sex appeal.

No. 295907

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>>295831
I was into Yes years before Steve became my blorbo mascot scrunkle biscuit. I usually am not interested in people behind the music, but everyone in that band is so funny and interesting and talented on their own. Is David Sylvian your husbando? Are you that anon?

No. 295914

>>295907
>blorbo mascot scrunkle biscuit
Please don't bring that shit from twitter to here

No. 295918

>>295889
he looks so much like my dad it freaks me out

No. 295919

>>295914
I didn't even know they say that on twitter

No. 295949

File: 1666722701193.jpg (51.12 KB, 407x612, tumblr_7f1be5288f3818ba3471df1…)

It's that time of the year again : time to post my beloved vampire-giant husbando.
I want to braid his hair, make some music together and then snuggle by the fireplace with our many cats. Fuck, I'm sad now.

>>295907
Glad to see ya Howe-chan ! I was reading some stuff about prog-rock the other night and tought of you when I came accros a fuck tons of memes about your husbando. It was very funny but a bit confusing too. Why everyone seems to hates him ?
Is he a pos ?

No. 295978

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>>292567
fuck yes he's my number 1 lately. my preferred era is actually picrel but he was really cute in your pics. i consider him conventionally hot tho he's just quirked up

No. 295984

File: 1666734801506.jpg (50.35 KB, 500x385, otp13.jpg)

>>295949
No, he is not a pos. He's just petty. He kicked Jon Anderson out of Yes, which is why I think most people have a problem with him. I think it was revenge for Jon replacing him with a younger more rocking guitarist. So as revenge, Steve replaced Jon Anderson with a younger man named Jon Davidson. He also used to hate Jon and refuse to tell anyone why. An interviewer asked him and he'd either tell him to stop asking, or say it's rude to ask. To one interviewer he said "how would you like it if I asked you to get back with your ex-girlfriend" kek. Anyway they tolerate each other now, but Jon still isn't coming back to Yes.
Where'd you find these memes? I'd like to see them. Can you link to the discussion/memes? Sometimes I do like to save them. Though from what I've seen, a lot of virulent Steve-haters that unironically think he should die are trans, funnily enough.
Picrel Steve and Jon, the contentious relationship in question.

No. 295987

>>295907
i believe i am one of several dave anons. either that or ive been posting in my sleep.

No. 296004

File: 1666742004562.jpg (Spoiler Image, 495.43 KB, 1920x1040, High.Life_.2018.1080p.BluRay.X…)

For my Ewan Mitchell Girlies (movie is High Life)

No. 296005

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No. 296057

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>>295984
Thanks for the rundown, my sweet Howe-chan ! I'm pretty much a newbie regarding anything than metal so it's very much appreciated.

>Where'd you find these memes?

It was on the "yes circlejerk" and "progrock" subreddits (sorry for not linking them properly, I'm retarded and on mobile right now)
They mostly make fun of his looks, calling him a crypt-keeper and 200 years old (some were funny, I must admit kek)

>lot of virulent Steve-haters that unironically think he should die are trans, funnily enough.

Being hated by troons is a badge of honor imo and I wish it was the case regarding my husbando cause yeah, they tried to reclaim him as FTM (there's a "transvestigation" video about him floating on Youtube)
Dude was 6ft8, 240 lbs, masculine as can be with a deep baritone voice, big ass hands, feets and schlong (that stupid Playgirl thing kek), there's many pics of him as a child, but he had long hair, so ~he must be a tranny you bigot~
The funny thing is that he was a very conservative, roman catholic, and a little bit homophobic kind of guy (see the song "I like goils") so he'd probably be canceled at the speed of light by the same bunch if he was alive today.

Sorry for that long autistic response riddled with bad english my nonnies (maybe it'd be better to take these discussions in the irl husbandos thread ?). Gonna go back to lurk quietly.

No. 296064

>>296057
nah transvestigation youtubers aren't even trannies, they're legit schizos who literally claim any public figure ever is/was part of the satanic illuminati tranny agenda. they even claim actual celebritrannies such as jenner or page are detransitioners who do it to throw the public off and distract from all the other trannies

No. 296066

>>296057
>they tried to reclaim him as FTM (there's a "transvestigation" video about him floating on Youtube)
keeeek how the fuck could have a whole ass 2m tall man with that facial structure possibly been born female? Those people are fucking insane. Anyway scrotes should all aim to look like Pete Steele
>he was a very conservative, roman catholic
Thanks, that makes the Playgirl photos hotter somehow

No. 296068

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I could’ve saved him with the power of pussy

No. 296090

>>296004
Thank you, have a blessed day.

No. 296102

File: 1666794892895.gif (1.89 MB, 360x202, CUUUUUUUUUUUUUTE.gif)

>>296057
Browsing the Reddit, there's a stark difference between younger fans of Yes and older fans of Yes, or maybe that goes for any band. Instead of discussing the music it's just shit memes?
>they all think Tales from Topographic Oceans is the best album
>they all hate Steve Howe
They need to choose one. Also it makes no sense that they post a picture of him when he's like 50 and go "he's 26 here"
Also they joke about how no groupies would fuck him, but if they knew anything about Yes, they'd know they didn't have groupies and if they knew anything about Steve they'd know he's not a slut. Then a user said they'd like to get their dick sucked by Steve due to his big lips. So what is it? Is he ugly or is he gonna suck your dick? Stupid Reddit trannies.
>someone drew Jon Anderson as a furry, actual DeviantArt tier
All of their opinions are void and irrelevant because they are either trannies or retards, and they do not appreciate the actual music they only care about the band members' looks; they are all ugly anyway. At least Steve has a beautiful smile. I think those Redditards are jealous that Steve has a wife, kids, and grandkids, as well as a beautiful countryside cottage. Saged for sperging

No. 296216

>>296068
Me too anon..makes me hate the CIA even more out of some sort of maternal instinct.

No. 296217

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The weight gain and drugs really fucked up his looks but I think he's naturally very attractive and would still be if he took care of himself. His eyes are gorgeous..if only we could still see them.

No. 296223

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i usually don't like redheads, but i think he is cute, specially the way he styles his hair.

No. 296262

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Hitler would’ve succeeded as a model scout or stylist because if there’s one thing he did right, it was finding hot men and making them even hotter

No. 296289

I already had a weird thing for this man but now he grew a beard and fuck it's a shame he's married.

No. 296290

>>296289
Samefag I mean Ben not the troons kek

No. 296298

>>296289
If he does an arm flex while still having that beard I might pass out.

No. 296299

>>296289
His beard looks like he ate poopy

No. 296306

>>296299
I'm waiting for him to grow a huge long beard to show he is the wise anti tranny ally for all for real though I think he'd look hot as fuck with a thick black beard

No. 296308

>>296306
Rabbi mode

No. 296310

File: 1666888261791.gif (1.48 MB, 250x220, ohax02PKSW1rojh56o4_250.gif)

>>296217
Feels bad nonna. It's not even a case of aging badly but someone genuinely ruining himself out of spite

No. 296312

>>296308
Absolutely.

No. 296316

>>296262
Amerimutts constantly thirsting for pure blooded Germans ITT is pretty funny. Almost like people are more attractive when you don't turn your gene-pool into a mud puddle.(racesperg)

No. 296317

>>296316
of all the threads to /pol/sperg in…

No. 296318

>>296317
Bet it's a lost kiwisperg.

No. 296327

>>296316
Nobody is pure blooded if you go back far enough. Germans are purely European but if you go back enough theres slavic, roman, neanderthal, etc. Besides, theres plenty of mixed black, hispanic, etc people out there. Though I agree that European blondes are exceptionally attractive.

No. 296344

>>296316
The man I posted has Jewish heritage but nice try

No. 296345

>>296217
Looks like Dasha

No. 296346

>>296327
*Attractive mixed black/hispanic people.

No. 296347

>>296327
>Germans are purely European
No tbh they arent.

No. 296348

>>296347
I'm talking about Germans of purely German descent anon, even their ancestors weren't totally nordic that's my point I'm trying to make.

No. 296349

>>296348
All Europeans are mutts.

No. 296350

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Harvey Guillen could do literally whatever he wanted to me. Yes I am a massive faggot

No. 296351

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I guess it's Harvey time because I just came here to post Harvey Keitel

No. 296359

>>296350
>massive faggot
Scrote begone

No. 296360

>>296359
I’m XX I just want gay men I can’t have

No. 296361

>>294170
I fucking hate him
but I love him

No. 296381

>>295121
Wouldn't stop sucking and kissing him all over until he came so hard I'd turn him straight. Then I'd lock him in a cage if he even considered looking at another woman. I am in therapy stfu.

No. 296425

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>>296351
So true nona

No. 296426

>>296298
Let’s manifest it…..

No. 296458

File: 1666983877991.gif (236.51 KB, 320x208, Untitled.gif)

Since people posting shit tier tastes and serial killers, I hope I don't get hate for my attraction to this fat hateful motherfucker

No. 296459


No. 296461

>>295121
this dude has like two pictures where he looks decent and people pretend like he wasn't a dry crunchy lipped weird looking fucker 90% of the time. I don't get it.

No. 296462

>>296458
He really thought he did something

No. 296465

>>295889
I have an issue with characters like these.
I mean, yes I think they are hot. Yes they look like my father. NO I do not have daddy issues.
It's hard to describe my feeling towards them. I don't wanna marry them, so the snu snu with them or even interact with them at all.
I do have the urge to nurture them somehow though, anonymously and not directly also. But I love them for their misery.

No. 296468

>>296462
He shit himself a bit

No. 296475

>>295889
kawaii

No. 296476

>>296458
also kind of kawaii

No. 296482

>>296458
He trashing all the creepy moids salivating over ukrainian refugees was surprisingly humanizing.

No. 296490

>>296468
is null fecally incontinent

No. 296496

>>296458
>>296482
My crush is Nulls secret TERF gf who made him based. No way is he coming up with his feminist takes all by himself.

No. 296498

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I want him soooooo bad. I want to have him sit in my lap and bully the fuck out of him and laugh when he gets predictably annoyed and upset. Little shrimp.

No. 296500

>>296498
Good fantasy.

No. 296502

>>296490
perhaps but he is still kawaii to me

No. 296522

File: 1667012327760.jpg (117.73 KB, 517x640, moz with admirer.jpg)

Sometimes I feel like this thread should be renamed "unconventional gay male attractions"

No. 296524

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I love him

No. 296525

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No. 296526

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No. 296537

For the nonna who posted Gokanaru and deleted it: I think he's cute too and he's currently doing a livestream where he's chained up in his basement being tortured if you're into that.

No. 296538

>>296537
Is he naked? Link to Livestream?

No. 296539

>>296538
No, he's in a minions costume. Apologies if livestreams don't embed properly.

No. 296541

File: 1667028223656.jpg (98.36 KB, 1280x720, w.jpg)

I remain pathetic but I still wish I could bully Werster

No. 296547

>>296458
He's so stupidly cringe. I guess I would.

No. 296582

>>296458
This gif gets me every time. It's a shame he's probably not as fuckable anymore.

No. 296583

>>296547
i just want to punch his fat hairy belly and make him read feminist literature so he can repeat it every friday on MATI, so he can brainwash his followers into respecting ALL women. Then sit on his face. How tall is Josh? If he's short i take it all back.

No. 296590

>>296522
Speak for yourself

No. 296592

>>296583
I remember he said he is 5'11 once. Also apparently someone is already doing that.

No. 296594

>>296582
I think he recently said he's 220 pounds which makes him obese kek.

No. 296595

>>296594
his fatness and eyes are what attracts me to him so cool

No. 296601

>>296595
I'm sure there are other fat men out there with eyes.

No. 296619

>>296601
His eyes are wide set just like his wide body.

No. 296634

File: 1667084410988.jpeg (180.15 KB, 967x1451, 4F0EEF63-E476-4FE3-B0CE-B1C313…)

I saw Daddy Danny last night. Even hotter in person.

No. 296637

>>296634
You can find the same “zaddy” right in front of the convenience store at 7pm with sagging pants who just got off their construction site with dirty nails who happens to like dip tobacco

No. 296638

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>>296537
Omg nonnie it was me, and yes I saw a video by him where he was getting crushed by a house and there was fake blood allover him, he gives me big masochist vibes needneedneedneed. tbh his strange inclination towards making edgelord content like this gives me disturbed vibes but it makes it even hotter

No. 296639

File: 1667085120981.gif (3.98 MB, 498x382, 2786781B-3173-4917-AEED-7DFE27…)

>>296637
But the man you describe won’t love giving birth to cockroaches

No. 296644

>>296637
The personality wouldn't be the same

No. 296645

File: 1667086741822.jpeg (84.18 KB, 1024x639, protectmefromcorona.jpeg)

idk why but reading these threads makes me really happy and at peace in this horrible world. thank you nonas for keeping them going and sharing your interesting tastes.

No. 296646

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a couple nights ago i had a nyquil induced fever dream where he sat by my bed and spoon-fed me soup and now i can’t stop thinking about him
he had such nice hands in the dream

No. 296647

>>296646
what kind of soup tho?

No. 296649


No. 296651

>>296647
chicken noodle
can you imagine how distraught i was waking up to find my bedside empty of a cute warm-handed boy and no chicken soup in the pantry. devastating

No. 296652

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>>296645
Is this Mike Patton? I could have sworn it was Jack Grealish (picrel) before I reverse image searched

No. 296654

File: 1667091120097.png (510.62 KB, 480x489, whydidntunitedsignhimffs.png)

>>296652
samefag but any excuse to post Grealish's calves

No. 296655

>>296652
>>296654
I remember when the football was on, everyone was obsessed with him.

No. 296659

>>296655
Some of us still are kek

No. 296662

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>>296652
yeah it is. mike patton looks like a lot of people but he's the hottest imo

No. 296663

File: 1667095750646.gif (1.9 MB, 225x202, 6ytolx.gif)

I am ridiculously attracted to Joey Walker of King Gizzard. I've always had a crush on him since I got into the band but his current look with the mustache and curly mullet just does it for me. I saw them live recently and felt like a cat in heat

No. 296693

>>296662
Sexy and incredible vocal range. The perfect man.

No. 296695

>>296693
so perfect. i want to run away and hide when i look at his pics and i don't normally get that way for celeb men even if i find them very sexy. like wtf.
i also love all his personal style choices even/especially when they're intentionally silly or sleazy. he can wear any random menswear staple that everyone and their uncle has and i'm like wtf…that's so hot.

No. 296791

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>>296638
I couldn’t agree more. The perpetually bloody and injured thing he’s going for really speaks to me. I wouldn’t be surprised if he is actually a masochist.

No. 296793

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i want to lick and kiss and worship his armpits, i think i just find this outfit really sexy but i read his autobiography and it didn't put me off.

No. 296795

>>296793
He looks like a pedophile and rapist

No. 296800

>>296793
You have to be a gay moid, the fuck.

No. 296809

File: 1667176835075.jpeg (80.2 KB, 636x960, media_FAfpLRTVEAEq0hU.jpeg)

The guy who played Ernest in those kids movies