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No. 862657

Caroline Calloway is a 27-year-old woman who has never had a real job in her whole life, instead taking to Instagram to document her life and sell her half assed arts and crafts. The milk is endless, but here's a brief history:

>is upper middle class (at best) but is obsessed with the elite
>transferred to an elite new england boarding school for her senior year
>then went to nyu for three years, basically failed out
>got into cambridge university on her third try
>once at cambridge, started to gain an instagram following from detailing her relationships and life at college
>barely able to graduate and was proudly a horrible student
>had an adderall "addiction" which she is allegedly now "clean" from but much speculation that she still uses it
>plus she has admitted to using coke
>still writes and posts about her ex while she was at cambridge, oscar, despite him trying to get her to stop
>got a book deal for 500k w/ a 150k advance, admitted to using a ghostwriter, blew her advance, never wrote her book and had to pay back the advance, probably still owes some
>started dating another guy, conrad, who broke up with her and she still posts about him constantly and compares other guys to him

>decides to go on a tour across the country to teach "workshops" and sells tickets for $150
>twitter thread about her basically scamming everyone goes viral, fans refunded by eventbrite, caroline asks for the money back bc ????
>managed to put on a couple of sad events, which didn't include what was originally promised
>begs fans to venmo her & she spends it on alcohol, clothes etc
>begins selling shitty paintings of her tits but takes forever to ship, some people never get them
>holds another workshop which is actually planned by her unpaid college aged "assistants"
>blocks anyone who criticizes her on insta
>apartment is a crusty disaster - she admitted to not washing her dishes for a MONTH
>wears the same outfit for a week or more and never does laundry
>it was revealed that she didn't pay her rent for months and almost got evicted until she paid her back rent (over 11k iirc)
>she cancelled her trip to italy after this was revealed but then went to montauk

>started a patreon
>increasingly spiraling, seems to be on some sort of drugs
>is obsessing over a guy she dated for 2 weeks and trying to get her followers to message him for her
>she may be committing actual credit card fraud by taking out cards, maxing them out, and reporting them as stolen
>copying matisse cutouts and selling them for $140
>buying $40 cambridge sweatshirts and reselling for $80+ bc "sentimental value"
>wrote a freelance piece for refinery29 and got btfo in the comments
>never showers (even after doing pilates, spin, and sauna)
>continues to kill entire orchid plants so she can put them in her hair
>SO much more

>pinterest (inactive)

>her r29 article
>article about her newest scam (She literally called it scam)
>older vice article about her
>w article
>twitter thread that went viral
>funny twitter thread w/ screenshots
>parody account
>another parody account

No. 862661

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she has a $2 patreon tier and a $100 patreon tier. as far as anyone knows she hasn't delivered on any of this

No. 862662

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example of her cringy, long af instagram captions

No. 862665

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unpaid rent receipts

No. 862667

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person who bought a painting and never received it


No. 862668

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caroline blocked her after this

No. 862669

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selling a "vintage" sweatshirt for $150/$170

No. 862671

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except the sweatshirt is actually less than half the price and isn't vintage - the color is actually brand new for 2019

No. 862673

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pure idiocy

No. 862676

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posting about drinking and doing drugs

No. 862678

Damn, I’m so sad I wasn’t around for her university drama. I love university cow life. Do you know what she majored in?

Why did she choose that picture?
Is that one of the maids from handmaidens tale? I’m so confused

No. 862679

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selling polaroids for $40

No. 862681

No. 862682

Art history, she now calls herself a "historian." She also got rejected from grad school @ St. Andrews

No. 862688

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her followers defending her living in her expensive UWS apartment whilst constantly complaining about how poor she is and how she can't afford rent

No. 862698

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her ex oscar asking her to stop posting about him

No. 862699

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her idol cat marnell calling her out for still using adderall

No. 862700

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says her copied matisse cutouts are sketched and then claims she freehand them

No. 862701

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No. 862702

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has zero self awareness

No. 862706

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she also is constantly going on hinge dates and exploiting them on ig. this poor dude

No. 862708


I love me some Cat Marnell, but she's her own special brand of trainwreck.

No. 862709

any ss on her not showering? thats fucking gross

No. 862714


In the beginning of this video she says that the employees at the sauna she goes to told her not to shower after lol. Every day she does pilates, spin, and sauna so if she's not showering between those imagine how awful she smells. She also will wear/sleep in the same outfit for days on end

No. 862715

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the fact that she idolizes cat and made this post when she realized she was following her really says a lot about her I think lmao


No. 862721

arrived at a cousin's wedding in the dirty outfit she was wore traveling for the past couple days as shown in insta posts. gave cousin one of the titty paintings as a present. I have no problem believing she doesn't shower.

No. 862760

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I know the answer is staring me in the face, but I need someone to confirm - this girl seriously cuts designs that aren't even her own out of paper and glues it onto other pieces of paper? And then sells them for over $100? I'd understand more if she were making and printing the paper herself, but as far as I can tell, this is just her profiting off of happy-crafts-time.

No. 862803

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yep and some for $250!

No. 862805

Yesss you have no idea how much I wanted a thread on CC here. I hate how the blogsnark threads are full of wokies who need to blogpost.

No. 862810

What irks me so hard about this bitch is that she doesn't even use a real paper cutter or grind alignments for her shitty ass arts n crafts creations so the borders are SUPER wonky and don't even fit perfectly into typically sized frames. Literally cut and glued bullshit on borrowed patterned paper. I'm truly amazed we're just getting a thread for her here today.

No. 862819

kind of a nitpick but i cannot get over the fact that she is a grown ass woman who is STILL calling the grown ass men she dates her "crush".

i mean maybe i'm being too critical/ ageist but i think in general half the shit she does wouldn't even be as cringey as it is if she were in her early twenties. like this is the kind of semi-excusable lifestyle/ personality you have when you're still young and dumb and fresh out of college, not when you're nearing your fucking 30's

No. 862825

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Caro is the only person in the world to be awkward in middle school. She’s v hot and has a lot of friends now tho so it’s ok!

No. 862826

yep I started the thread bc I’m over reddit. The banning of ANY speculation on drug use was the last straw lol

No. 862834

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You've done gods work op and brought her to the right place.

Also found this pic of her with one of her rebounds and she's talking about how hot he is while all he's doing is placing his dick and balls on her shoulder which is an obvious "suck me off bitch" but she somehow thought it was romantic or charming and worthy of blogging??

She literally has zero self awareness. New fave snowcow.

No. 862835

Been waiting for a thread on her. Living proof that you can be white and mediocre and someone will pay you for it, and still pay you for it after you're exposed several times. Just lol. Her prose reads like tryhard Catcher in the Rye with none of the charm

No. 862972

I’ve seen some nyc media people I know bitch about her before but my god I couldn’t even begin to understand the level of mediocrity they were speaking to. And she’s gotten away with doing this for the better part of the decade somehow!

No. 863056

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Clearly on an adderall or coke binge

No. 863057

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She claims her Matisse cut outs are protected under fair use & a follower calls her out

No. 863059

Same, I think she lucked out with the R29 and Vice coverage, even though both of those will pretty much take what they can get as long as it’s trending. One hint of publicity and suddenly she thinks she’s a “wild child/literary bad girl…with an (exaggerated) Oxford degree”. That market is pretty flooded atm and there are plenty of girls more talented and interesting doing it. I predict she’s going to claim she’s doing some sort of sex work soon to up the ante.

No. 863063

Can we not with the race talk? If you want to obsess over how Caroline is stealing the spotlight from a deserving WoC astrologist kween or something, you can go to /r/blogsnark

I doubt she would do sex work. Her mom will continue to pay for her, and she is too lazy to do that ind of work. She is just lucky she is rich and attractive.

No. 863066

Not ACTUALLY do it, make some claim that she does. Needs slut points to add to her new drug narrative.

No. 863067

she posts nudes on ig occasionally. her $2 patreon tier was promised nudes but she apprentlynhasnt posted in 9 days

No. 863068

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poorly censored naked mirror pic

No. 863070

Anything goes here, and her being a whitegirl privilege artist is totally relevant. No woc going this batshit online would ever garner almost 800k followers and a Cambridge degree. Go wk whites somewhere else, like reddit maybe.

Also, sage your autism.(racebaiting)

No. 863078

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also another thing: considering she has almost 800k followers her engagement is abysmal. she maxes out at 1.5k likes on insta and usually only a couple dozen comments.

No. 863108

Uh no, I wanted to stop reading the reddit thread because there was too much race talk. Not really sure why everything has to be about race.

She has a lot of followers but not a lot of interaction. Like >>863078 mentioned. So it's not like people are really going crazy after her.

No. 863118

she about to break her back to make it barely look like she has hips

No. 863167

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"I don't use stencils." Yeah, we can tell.

No. 863178

Does she have a new drug narrative? It just seems like she does coke occasionally

I bet a lot of dead accounts are following her besides bots. She doesn't post stuff relevant to Cambridge anymore.

No. 863189

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Her ex is embarrassed that he dates her

No. 863190

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Also receipts on her being a crackhead at Glossier 1/3

No. 863191

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No. 863193

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No. 863194

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& her confirmation of what she did

No. 863196

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her being rude at the wing

No. 863202

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And here's the link to her annotated book proposal

No. 863206

Oh nice, I've been looking for a copy of the Glossier story

Why the fuck would you admit this? That is crazy. Also why the fuck would you buy eighteen lipsticks?

No. 863216

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Who would pay $200 for this?

No. 863261

someone emailed the company that handles copyright/fair use for matisse's estate and they replied saying they would look into it (can't find screenshots rn sorry) so she might get served a cease and desist

No. 863316

What Caroline doing is sketchy and not worth the money she's asking, but can anyone explain to me how this is different than an artist making off of an IP such as Disney or a tv show?

No. 863331

yeah I was kinda wondering the same thing because I feel like I always see some corny basic brand or artist selling bad semi-reproductions of van gogh/ picasso/ frida kahlo, or stuff heavily using their works' likeness and caroline's kindergarten paper craft here kind of falls into that. people sell fanart all the fucking time and I know some of that is technically illegal without permission but how often do you ever see anyone getting burned for it?

No. 863357

There are also a lot of bootleg t-shirts and such that have famous art or IP printed on them. The idea of trying to get anyone in trouble for this seems pretty absurd to me. If people want to be idiots and spend hundreds of dollars on Caroline's art, it's their problem.

There's also a ton of Matissee cutout stuff on etsy right now: https://www.etsy.com/search?q=matisse%20cutout

The idea that anyone would buy one of Caroline's "artworks" boggles my mind though. Who the fuck is buying this? Are there girls with super bad taste out their and unlimited pockets?

Caroline's finances are also a mystery to me. I don't think she has unlimited money because she is having so much trouble with rent. I'm willing to guess she could live a comfortable lifestyle in NYC just based on her mom's money alone if she was a little bit more frugal and didn't travel or buy new clothes so much. I'm guessing her rent and other expenses are 4000 per month? So her mom is blowing 50,000 a year? Anyone have any guesses?

No. 863392


The issue for a lot of people is that she is acting like she’s an artistic genius and a trailblazer - and also selling them at a ridiculously high price while most people on Etsy are selling for $40 or less. She claims they take her hours to make and that she’s spending hundreds on materials. I agree it’s useless to report her.

No. 863460

lol this makes me want a freckled fox thread here

the mods on blogsnark have gotten so uptight that they ran off their two biggest threads (sarah and emily) it's amazing

sage for ot

No. 863462

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Caro is acting like people bought her cutouts. I wonder how many she actually sold?

I meant to ask what's the difference legally/morally? Just because Caroline is a shitty artist doesn't make what she's doing immoral imo. If I want to spend $100 on someone's shitty fanart that isn't immoral.

I hate how there is so much morallizing over her actions. Like people complaining that her glamorizing drug use is immoral because it is disrespectful to victims of drug addiction. Is it extremely stupid, especially at her age? Yes. But people are acting like she has blood on her hands because her underage followers are going to become coke addicts.

No. 863464

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Who would have guessed she is on antidepressants?

I feel like a lot of the blogsnark crowd is made of people who use or have used ontd. They want to make fun of people but feel virtuous at the same time.

No. 863478

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She posted a screenshot of a private email with her publisher on her insta

No. 863495

>people complaining that her glamorizing drug use is immoral because it is disrespectful to victims of drug addiction. Is it extremely stupid, especially at her age? Yes. But people are acting like she has blood on her hands because her underage followers are going to become coke addicts.

I'm glad someone else feels this way. This is all I can think when people bring up this angle and pearl clutch about ~*~*influening the children *~*~. It's so tumblr

And not just in relation to this cow.

No. 863497

why are her photos so shit quality? I've seen flip phones have better quality

No. 863515

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so, someone emailed a vice editor about caroline not sending her "bb" to a buyer

No. 863548

Matisse’s estate could go after everyone on Etsy if they really wanted to, but it’s a waste of time to send a cease & desist for a $5 poster.

No. 863551

what’s the context behind this? i’m confused

No. 863556

I don’t remember what the Etsy thing is referring to but this is when she informed her publisher that she wouldn’t be writing the book she had received the advance for and signed a contract to write. Her emails that warranted this response were extremely unprofessional … will try to find screenshots

No. 863573

She sold pages from her book proposal, with handwritten annotations, on Etsy.

No. 863754

She does have nice skin for someone who does uppers, I'll give her that.
ONTD thread when?
I don't have Venmo in my country but is it really what you'd use to pay for a good/service instead of like Paypal or through your bank where you have some buyer's protections in place? I would side eye an artist asking me to Venmo them tbh.

No. 863796

no, using venmo is sketchy as hell and enables her to not send people shit and rip them off with few consequences. her followers are dumb for buying through venmo, though

No. 863811

yikes. apart from the fact that this is so unbelievably unprofessional (she got paid 500k but wanted to make extra cash on etsy??), who would actually read this dreck?

No. 863816

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I've personally never heard of using Venmo outside of paying back friends/family for things. I did check out their website and found this though.

I didn't know there were legitimate businesses and merchants who accepted venmo, but I think they're far and few between, and CC definitely does not count as one. She's just another individual. She probably chose venmo knowing there would be little consequence about chargebacks.

No. 863851

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Can’t pay rent but is hiring an assistant …?

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No. 863875

Someone did buy the proposal and upload it here


The proposal is also super unprofessional.

No. 863914

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This is going to be a trainwreck

No. 863996

i, for one, can't wait for the new horror stories that are about to be spilled from this new "assistant" in 1-2 months when it all inevitably ends in disaster

No. 864273

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Her ex friend is writing an article about her

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No. 864276

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Alina is psycho

No. 864311

I can't wait for this article to come out

No. 864324

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It’s coming out tomorrow apparently. She’s having a meltdown bc she’s realizing she’s gonna get put on blast for being a shitty person I’m guessing.

No. 864351

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Having a meltdown in her stories over her ex-friend…

No. 864354

Lol at this transparent bait to make him make art about her

No. 864373

For all he blog posting, did she ever go into detail about how she actually got into Cambridge? Like what set her apart? Failing NYU to Cambridge, even after 3 attempts, has never added up.

No. 864377

It's a lot easier for people over 21 to get in there apparently - you are classified as a "mature student"

No. 864390

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Sobbing while “making art”

No. 864392

wew lad, that was a read and a half

No. 864399

I just checked, and it seems she got lucky that she never finished her NYU degree as you need to be over 21 and not have graduated from somewhere else. She mentions having some good internships also (which she all got fired from).

No. 864404

What is the relationship between CC and Natalie? Apparently Natalie helped CC write her book but they've had a falling out since then? Did Natalie go to Cambridge with her?

I can't wait haha

She applied multiple times

No. 864421

Yes, Cambridge 3 times and Yale 3 times. Yale rejected.

No. 864429

Never heard of this bitch before but I hope this thread never dies. The small hyperbalist crossover is really the cherry on top

No. 864430

Still working on her book apparently. Now with extra Adderall.

Admits she doesn't wash her face everyday and doesn't appear to have brushed or washed her hair.

No. 864557

Wow I've never heard CC speak before but she sounds more pretentious in person than she does in her captions. I also imagined her to have a deeper sounding voice like Serena van der Woodsen from Gossip Girl. Her squeaky voice only makes her sound stupider. She acts like it's such a big deal to take photos on instagram and post captions.

No. 864581

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Who is Natalie and why is she writing an article?

No. 864632

Caroline was on another podcast, We Met at Acme, a couple of months ago


Here's some details

>Changed her name at age 18 because she wanted to be a writer

>Thinks her instagram content is so "weird", "funny", and "vulnerable"; also thinks her posting crying selfies is revolutionary
>Tries to explain racism
>Her haters are all jealous and sexist
>Talks about her adderall addiction and staying awake for three days at a time
>Claims she dropped out of the book deal because she couldn't write the pages
>Said it was good the New Yorker criticized her for being heteronormative
>Says she was a loser in high school
>Says her ex boyfriend Oscar was ok with being featured on her instagram because it boosted his self-esteem
>Claims she wasn't mad at the people making fun of her for being a scam because she is so "compassionate"

Honestly the more I hear from her the more she pisses me off. She loves being so woke while contributing nothing to society and ripping people off.

No. 864815

natalie was the ghostwriter for her failed book/ex-friend

No. 864816

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she's so insufferable. I can't wait for the article

No. 864828

her whole 'woe is me, I know I'm a terrible person uwu' attitude is what makes me dislike her even more. that's not taking accountability; that's trying to play victim. I didn't even know who this girl was before and I'm still trying to understand how she got popular. I hate this word but she really is basic.

No. 864852

She is popular because she is basic. A couple of girls with deep pockets think she is some super deep artiste.

No. 864866

Insufferable is really the only word to describe this. It constantly feels like she's just trying to play it off as being relatively unbothered (and therefore supportive- look Nat! I'm being a good friend and being supportive of you criticizing me! Be my friend again, please!) but everything she posts just screams that she cares waaaay too fucking much about it.

No. 864905

this. her therapist is on standby for when it's posted. emotional breakdown incoming.

No. 864961

im debating if I should spend the $2 to get added to her close friends list lol

No. 865107

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This answers your question

No. 865109

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Posted one of her haters' comments on her grid

No. 865113

that's not a hater, that's honest

No. 865248

To the farmer who sent this to her: quit cowtipping. You commented this almost verbatim in the thread last night before you deleted it.

No. 865327

I doubt it, she gets lots of comments like this

No. 865329

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Starting a website. She deleted that bit later

No. 865870

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Caroline got a new assistant and she has a higher instagram engagement

No. 865873

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I think Caroline is going to have a falling out with this assistant very soon out of jealousy

No. 866616

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No. 866620

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It's this top

No. 866623

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She made another post about Natalie and posted a picture of her. wtf


No. 866639

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Caroline x plasticnproud crossover

No. 866641

The Cut article was supposed to be out 3 days ago, what's going on with that?

No. 866651

I don't think it's been delayed. I think Natalie got in touch with Caroline, and Caro freaked and thought the article was coming out the next day. Right now it's New York Fashion Week so I doubt we will see the article this week. I'm guessing it might take a couple of more weeks for the article to get finalized.

No. 866659

LMFAO. Petty af. "I totally wasn't going to write about Nat even though I've wanted to but now that she's writing about me I'm so glad that the ice is broken!"
I'll wait to see the article but I mean yeah it's also petty of Nat to write about this cow, but to each their own. I guess it'll be entertaining. Caroline is clearly stressed af about the dumb thing.

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Oscar’s new gf started following The Cut recently lol

No. 866752

other than the obvious obsession issues there is something so creepy about this girl. reading her captions it sounds so unnatural and affected or something

No. 866881

Lmao its so transparent that she’s trying to guilt Natalie into going easy on her or dropping the article altogether.
I hope she gets dragged.

No. 866894

CC is doing a an fuck awful job at doing that. She doesn't seem sorry at all and just seems to be using the opportunity to drag Natalie's name through the mud and make herself look better. It's so transparent.

No. 866982

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Caroline jokes about selling feet pics

No. 867023

Here's a good overview of the book deal

>Surprisingly, back in 2013-2016 Caro was actually pretty big. Well as big as one could be back then. She did a bunch of interviews and podcasts for minor publications online. She also had 250-500k In followers during this time which was a feat back then. People were enamored with the ~quirky American falls in love in England~ vibe of her.

>So she developed a book proposal (these deets are under wraps big time most likely due to the nature of Natalie’s involvement), put it up for auction to I believe 8 publishing companies, and was ultimately offered a 500,000 book deal. Her manager was Byrd who managed Tucker Max, Cat Markell, and Donald trump. It was truly an era of self-shame self - exposés
>She was supposed to have the book submitted in January of 2017 I believe, however she kept pushing it off. Then in July 2017 she posted on Instagram she was backing out. She then posted 6 chapters on Etsy with her edits and Natalie’s edits (AND CREDITS THE BOOK “AND NATALIE BE*). Publishers and managers were livid and she eventually removed them. Some people bought them and there’s a tumblr thread somewhere with them all posted.
>Back then she said she backed out because the book proposal she sold was too much based on romance and was not “feminist” for her and her new lifestyle? She then said she was going to still write the book but have it be on her terms, more raw and “authentic”. Nobody wanted that book.
>She was almost sued but they agreed to let her pay it back gradually. She is still technically bound by contract to either pay back the advance she was given (estimates range from 8-150k) OR give them a book. So when she says she has a book deal- this is what she means.
>Interestingly enough. She started posting only intermittently after that. With only a few posts in the fall of 2017. She also never mentions Natalie again and scrubs her Instagram of her. (This week she unarchived all of Natalie’s posts).
>My guess is what actually happened is she agreed to a book deal based on her Instagram caption writing skills but realized she was way in over her head with a book. We see her task completion skills are very poor.
>Add on top of that, she had a ghostwriter on her captions so she never even had the skill that she sold to publishers. Eventually Natalie stopped helping with her captions and Natalie’s sister stepped in to write at least 7. Caro’s addiction at this point was reportedly so debilitating that she couldn’t even Instagram.
>So no. She does not have a current book deal. She is likely still very much in debt. And she claimed to have a goal of 500 words a day on her new book and instead she makes glue-stick nightmares all day.


No. 867094

There’s a reddit sub called Caroline Calloway, but it has no posts yet.

No. 867097

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Apparently the article will come out today or tomorrow

No. 867112

No. 867122

omg I was freaking out when I opened the article. thanks so much. The truth is so much jucier than you could imagine

It is so shitty and ridiculous that Caroline thought she could blame this on her adderall addiction.

No. 867133

There are way too many juicy details but here are some of them:

>Caroline bought her instagram followers ("tens of thousands") and instagram ads

>Caroline couldn't finish her book because of her adderall addiction
>Natalie did ghostwrite most of the book but Caroline didn't like her work and threatened to kill herself over it

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this is the part she's upset about, but apparently she hasn't even read the article yet. caption following.

No. 867153

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No. 867165

What makes you think she's joking? She thinks very highly of herself.

No. 867261

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Holy shit.

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No. 867268

I feel like a lot of CC snarkers have traumas in their life involving someone similar to Caroline, and they're using her to deal with that. I think that it's worse now that Natalie's essay came out.

Is this the twitter trending page? That's insane

No. 867279

The article is a solid piece of work. I would definitely read a book like this - not the one about Caroline's adventures, but about Natalie and her dealing with a toxic friend.

It doesn't even paint Caroline badly, actually it made me a tiny bit sympathetic. Natalie humanized her. Doesn't mean she's not a POS still, but you get it.

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A lot of people are actually siding with Caroline in the comments. I guess it was inevitable with this type of honest diary-like narrative. People are mostly mad about Natalie's jealousy and in general "white girls problems"

No. 867365

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Her childhood home that she shows here:


I expected bigger.

No. 867368

Seems her father went to Harvard. Maybe that’s why she’s so obsessed with prestigious colleges?

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she’s having a mental breakdown!!!!! she’s posted 50 times and counting since the release of the article yesterday. each post has multiple slides.
literally ALL of her followers are telling her to calm down, stop posting and log off but she’s not listening I can’t

No. 867528

As much as i hate caro, this makes me a little uncomfortable to watch.

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Is this proof that Caroline doesn't have friends? These two girls are her interns. Is no one telling her to stop posting?

No. 867545


Her parents are mentally ill hoarders. The inside of that house is trashed and dirty she showed it in her story on Instagram titled “dad”

I don’t know how they have so much money to support this womanchild when they can’t even take care of themselves or their property. I’m assuming their wealth is inherited, they have good jobs, or both.

No. 867581

The dad’s a hoarder. The mum and dad got divorced years ago.

Dad is a lawyer, mum was a high-level government researcher (she has a Ph. D in public health), but the suggestion is that there’s also some generational wealth on the mum’s side.

No. 867613

to be a decent hoarder you need a bit of financial independence - so that you can run your own home and life into the ground without anyone stopping you. there's often a correlation.

No. 867720


She sounds like an extra sweet Alicia Silverstone from Clueless here.
Maybe this is what people mean by her appealing voice? I can imagine
her being pretty hypnotising as a cute rich girl from NYC lovebombing
you with compliments and name dropping Italian aristocracy and telling
tales of Cambridge balls. Too bad she's a garbage human being.

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when it rains it pours

No. 867758

wow, that seriously fucking sucks.

No. 867779

It's going to suck for his family because they get to clean up his hoarder mess. RIP Caroline's hoarder dad.

No. 867781

It's always fucked to lose a loved one in my book. You are right though they are going to have to clean up his hoard, but there are a million things he could've been worst than a hoarder, not to WK.

Maybe they'll donate or sell whatever they can.

No. 867831


How do we know he was a hoarder? Sorry to ask for spoonfeed but I don't have time to comb thru her giant blog entries on Instagram to find her mentioning it

No. 867843


I assumed the book advance was made up, along with everything else, but it was real? And she really - goddamn, the whiteknights in her Instagram comment section need to stop defending this chick. Pure narcissism.

No. 867844

She has mentioned it probably upwards of 20 times and all of the information is in the third highlight, dad, on her Instagram.

No. 867875

Her money problems wrt the book debt r gone now at least, you know daddy left her a healthy inheritance

No. 867880

the only reason the comments are filled with WK is because she’s deleting comments that don’t feed her ego and narcissism

No. 867892

something about all this just doesn’t seem right… tin foil but a huge part of me thinks she loves all the attention regardless if it’s good or bad. she claims she wants to be as transparent as possible but it’s like a desperate “look at me and pity me” party at this point. who reacts this way when their FATHER just passed away? she just won’t stop posting and it’s CRINGEWORTHY.
sage for the rant

No. 867912

She’s his only close relative as fast as she’s said. He has cousins who live in Nebraska that she visited a couple of years ago and did Instagram stories with.

This is really sad, and the timing is so awful, but she needs to get off Instagram.

No. 867917

Tinfoil: This is a lie.

No. 867920

You've never seen a really bad case of hoarding. I knew a case where the whole house was a mold and pest infested hellhole. The relatives were forced to knock down the building with a company specializing in contaminated waste removal. It was really, really disgusting and expensive.

No. 867926

How do we know there is inheritance? Is there any proof?

I'm going to piss my pants laughing if you turn out to be right.

No. 867928

YES!!! I was thinking this exactly!!!! How convenient that TWO days after she’s exposed her father mysteriously passes away hmmmm.
Heart goes out to her if it’s true, but how does she expect anyone to believe her when she’s lied about so much?

No. 867935

I've watched shows on it, do we know if her dad was that bad?

No. 867988

One of his Nebraska cousins posted on Twitter.

Even if the house is a teardown, the land has to be worth quite a bit given real estate prices in the Virginia suburbs of Washington DC.

No. 868012

>How do we know there is inheritance? Is there any proof?
No, but it's a reasonable guess because her dad was a lawyer and she's an only child.

>Even if the house is a teardown, the land has to be worth quite a bit given real estate prices in the Virginia suburbs of Washington DC.
That's a good point.

That really sucks for her. I hope what's been happening is a wakeup call for her to go offline for a while and stop having a public internet persona. But she might be too addicted.

Her mom should also have a wakeup call about how spoiling her daughter

No. 868013

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This is what passes for news these days? She's barely an influencer

No. 868127

she's the original influencer

No. 868139

she really needs to get off of social media. Who gives an interview two hours after their dad dies? she has some serious issues that she needs to take care of

No. 868151


No one is saying it, but it looks like it was suicide. It seems it was on the cards for a long time. I don't blame her for wanting to continue her life as normal, which is insta, especially as they weren't close. The interview probably allowed her to get some stuff off her chest about the Natalie article.


No. 868157

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Did this really happen?

No. 868197

I'm fascinated by Caroline's finances. How much do you think her mom is spending on her per year? Her flat probably costs at least $2500 per month. She also gets sweetgreen and goes to expensive gyms. I don't see how her mom can continue to enable her.

I guess she was one of the first people to make it big on insta. But she's achieved a fraction of the success that other influencers do. She never gets to promote anything and she barely makes money off of it.

No. 868200

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Natalie gave an interview to the nytimes


I don't blame Natalie trying to hitch her star onto Caroline's wagon. Nor do I blame her for being mad that Caro's book deal didn't work out. I would be fucking pissed if I wrote a third of a book for an existing book deal and nothing came out of it. Caroline should have just shut up and taken the money. She could probably have written another book later.

No. 868204

This. Caroline spends a lot. Where is it coming from? Her grandmother came from a rich family but lost it during the depression.

No. 868205

Super OT but is like half of the pictures in this thread broken for anyone else?

No. 868214

no, but I keep seeing double posts and then they are gone when I refresh. your problem might be your connection

No. 868226

I don’t have this issue in any other thread though? The thumbnails are there, but when I click on them some are broken.

No. 868271

Nah, the “lost it in the depression” was the maternal grandfather’s family (and he had a very high up job in the government overseeing atomic energy research, then founded two companies after his retirement from the govt).

The grandmother’s family business went bankrupt in the 1950s, but she still had some family money. Let’s not overlook the million-dollar painting she forgot about and then found in the local museum’s storage:


No. 868273

how do you know that is her family? also don't they have money in the cayman's?

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No. 868303

Caroline seems solidly upper middle class to me. She might even have a trust fund. Still, she wasn't as wealthy as a lot of the people she tried to hang out with at Cambridge which probably hurt her feelings. I can't believe her family is rich enough to where she can afford to live in NYC indefinitely without a job.

I can't imagine what is going on in Caroline's mom's mind. Is she thinking that funding her daughter's lavish lifestyle is a good way for her to social climb? Caro's mom follows her on ig, so it's not like she doesn't know what her daughter is up to.

At the very least, Caro could get some part time job but apparently she lacks the work ethic for that.

Let me try to break down Caro's expenses

>Apartment: $2500

This is what a cheaper 1 bedroom apartment in West Village rents for
>Food: $500
Caro eats out all the time, and I doubt she buys cheap groceries either, so this is a conservative estimate
>Clothes: $500
Caro is regularly seen with expensive new clothes though I can't remember the pieces or prices off the top of my head
>Gym membership: $100
>Travel: $400
She doesn't travel every month but she does fly around pretty frequently it seems
>Total: $4000 a month
This is almost $50,000 per year which is probably half her mom's salary

No. 868305

I think she is sponsored by Glossier or something, she seems to randomly tag them a lot

No. 868326

and outdoor voices

No. 868355

Nah, spergs on Reddit called and found out she wasn’t. She’s faking that like she fakes everything else.

>>what is Caroline’s mother thinking

Her husband was given only months to live (Caroline’s stepdad). I don’t know why people expect her to be policing her idiot daughter’s Internet antics while her husband is dying.

No. 868365

>Her husband was given only months to live (Caroline’s stepdad). I don’t know why people expect her to be policing her idiot daughter’s Internet antics while her husband is dying.

Caroline's biological dad died right? And her stepdad is dying? That sucks

I don't think Cathy (Caroline's mom) is going to monitor every little detail of Caroline's life. But it doesn't take a lot to see that Caroline is not doing well. And it should be obvious to Cathy that Caroline is taking thousands in rent money every month and contributing nothing to her own life.

No. 868521

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I checked Caro's ig wondering if she was going to stop posting. Lucky for us, she's back to normal and posting thirst traps like everything is ok. I have a feeling her story is only going to keep getting crazier from here.

No. 868522

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Here's one thing I hate about Caroline. She has one normal working day and acts like it's such a struggle. Bitch this is something the vast majority of people have to deal with every day.

No. 868523

Nah, there's no way Glossier would sponsor her. She tried to return 18 used lipsticks >>863190

She tags brands a lot to seem like she has sponsorship. But really she hasn't had a sponsorship in years iirc

No. 868538

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Anon you unearthed a gem. Holy shit that's a ton of money the heirs including Caroline received. Screenshot from Sotheby's

No. 868539

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The Herald Tribune article explicitly says all the money will go to the 10 heirs. Even after deducting the auction fees Caroline should have received around $100,000.
>still sells Matisse cutouts for $140

No. 868561

That’s a perfectly normal thing to post the week you found out your dad died. Especially at age 28.

No. 868579

is anyone else getting turned off by her the more we learn about her? like she started as someone who hung out with italian counts she had met by chance and had somehow gotten into cambridge. like a fairytale.

when you add up her going to boarding school, philip exetor, nyu, iterning at the met, super rich family, father going to harvard, etc she doesn't seem so down to earth anymore. just like a normal rich bitch life. not relatable. and she pretends she had no friends in high school but meets up with a bunch of them and had a bf.

No. 868583

was she EVER down to earth tho? i mean, sure she tried to be the relatable kween but she never pulled it off. but like, for example her charging over 100 dollars for her gluestick creations is exactly what i'd expect from someone who grew up with money. i also think that the idiots who paid for her apartment salad seminars were doing it bc she sells a fake relatability that is still really glamorous even though she's openly a train wreck

No. 868607

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Has she made her dad's name public before? I assume so? I'm new to CC though, so this is the first I'm seeing of it. There's a lot you can find on Google with his name though, and I even found what is (probably an old) phone number of Caroline's.

I'm really unimpressed by the name reveal of the ~boy she lost her virginity to~ and his dad. Totally unnecessary.

No. 868643

His name is in her Wikipedia entry.

No. 868671

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I’m a recovering adderall addict but pls give me other drugs

No. 868675

She's tying to humblebrag so hard about her dad going to Harvard even though she wanted nothing to do with him before his death.

Why would you post about doing drugs on your ig? Especially at age 28. She is really spiraling and needs to stop. I have nothing against drug use but this isn't the right way to deal with your father's funeral.

Also before Natalie's article, I thought CC exaggerated her adderall use so she could be more sympathetic/cool. But I feel like she isn't someone who can be trusted around substances

No. 868679

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I can't believe an actual art history PhD would be a fan

No. 868690

Lol imagine how funny it would be get her to come to your party though. No other entertainment needed she’d put on a whole show for you.

No. 868711

God, she's such a ripoff of Cat Marnell without any of the actual personality or charm of Cat. Additionally, by asking to go to parties at Harvard… was she asking to go to college parties? I know she got the invite to the PhD party so they'll be around her age/a little older, but does she/her followers even realize that begging to get invited to college parties (even if its a swank ivy league) as a fully grown woman is horrifically pathetic?

No. 868783

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I can't believe she is 28 she's cringier than most 14 year olds.

No. 868786

she's so disgusting. first wearing sweaty yoga pants for days, then the moldy socks, now taking drugs from complete strangers. have some dignity caro

No. 868790

It really just seems like she feeds off the "damaged rich girl" trope. Like Serena Van der Woodsen from GG. That's how her "character" (representation of herself) reads. She enjoys living this stereotypical but oh so special life that she can over share on a platform to thousands of people. She's so privileged, but all the nice things just aren't enough to fill her sad, lonely soul. Striving for romance. Etc.

No. 868795

Jfc even mainstream media are wk'ing her.


"When we vilify women like Delvey, Holmes, or Calloway for lacking authenticity, perhaps what we are really raging about is the desire for a world where women have permission to live more authentically. Wouldn’t it be wild if we were suddenly allowed to be unpretty, unglamorous, not-rich — in short, imperfect — and still be deemed interesting enough to read about?"

wtf. she's not a martyr. (Tinfoil: this was written by a friend of Caro).

No. 868809

lol as if "lacking authenticity" is the extent of what people are pissed at her about

No. 868818

Those women are all vain scammers. They are the polar opposite of authenticity. Male scammers are equally interesting, like Clarke Rockefeller.

No. 868878

She could actually make money off selling her used branded clothes, like many of other influencers have been doing but she's too braindead to do that

No. 868913

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cow crossover soon kek

No. 868918

Here are another twitter threads I found about her that you guys might find interesting. Kinda long and milky. There is also a post about her posting nudes of her ex boyfriend and her own nudes in the thread, yikes. Enjoy and read them all if you have the time!

Part 1

Part 2

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