https://www.instagram.com/ivademartelhttps://twitter.com/orchidkillerShe is 23 and lives in NYC, she’s a delusional wannabe model who brands spirituality and thinks she’s not underweight. She brands herself as a “viriginal hedonist”
Background: (a lot related to her tweets or insta stories)
> she’s friends with @eatglitter on instagram (@blonde on twitter) so she’s in that circuit > she’s a self proclaimed “fairy mermaid angel” and thinks everyone is obsessed with her and copying her> she has literally cancelled a trip to LA because the planets were in retrograde > she lies a lot, like she says she’s naturally blonde but all her baby pictures have brown hair and she says she’s 5’8” but her modeling cards that she posted all say 5’6” > she talks about how she is a feminist self made artist and director who wants to help advance global perspective but all she does is supervise shoots for her friend @sonority > on curious cat she wouldn’t say the beach she went to (Long Beach) because she thought it would be crowded if she wanted to go again (thinkings she’s that famous at less than 30k followers)> she claims to have been on track to be a professional ballerina but got lymes so she couldn’t, but she has never posted anything dancing related and there is no online record of her ever dancing > her photos are all heavily edited to make her eyes and lips bigger (that’s why she doesn’t allow any tagged photos on her instagram) but you can see it’s fake on some of other peoples’ stories > she thinks she’s so enlightened that when she asks her friends for advice they have no clue how to answer (yes she tweeted this)> “certified health coach” > she runs a repost account @evewiththesnake and never credits any of the art she uses > she’s obsessed with social media, she also has two other accounts @poisoniva and @poisoniva1 and reposts her images that are 3 years old+ constantly (shitty vendetta thread)