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No. 643671

Former pageant girl who's now a Lapidot sperg. Hilariously bad with managing her money, she E-begs on Ko-Fi for literally everything related to cosplay and cons (Peep her IG story right now, since her C2E2 ticket is funded she's back to begging for her Momocon ticket)

She couldn't afford a fucking $5 McGriddle at HolMat and had to beg to get fed

Shoves her relationship with @for_the_love_of_clod on everyone’s faces, gave Clod a promise ring a few months into the relationship, posted it about it and everyone thought it was an engagement ring

Kelly was engaged for 3 years, broke off the relationship in mid 2016, she had been stalking Clod during that time and only met her because she had at least 10-15k followers

Claims she’s poor even though she does model photo shoots, took trapeze classes, and moved to Florida a few months ago and recently went back to Seattle to work for a week because she didn’t have a job in Florida, was then invited to choreograph a beauty pageant

https://www.instagram.com/kellykirstein/

https://kellykirstein.tumblr.com/

No. 643672

>>643671

Shouldn't this be in /snow?

No. 643673


No. 643674

>>643671
I am fascinated by her, she goes to all the same cons I do and I always see her and her whole SU gang around.

No. 643696

She's a narcissist that moved out of MI because she didn't have any friends left.

No. 644114

>>643673

It was originally posted in /pt and moved.

No. 644136

>>643671
don't know who this is, but unless you are with an agency, model shoots don't pay. also looks like she got the choreographer job as she was a previous contestant, not going to pay much either.

No. 644194

>>644136
She was with an agency but I doubt they kept her after her move. So she's pretty much broke and living off of 12-year-olds giving her money as she goes to cons with her girlfriend.

No. 644369

>>643671
She cosplayed Pauline at Metrocon which happened this weekend, she changed out of it and went back to Lapis because that’s what she’s mainly popular as but it’s messed up that she didn’t last long in Pauline even though her fans donated and bought her the stuff to cosplay her

No. 644377

Seems like she’s a very hard core SJW and won’t take no for an answer on ideas she’s hard pressed about and ends up just blocking people that don’t see her way

No. 644398

>>643674
>SU gang

Already sounds like a trainwreck lmao.

No. 644468

>>644369
She's done that with a lot of cosplays. The only one she still seems to cosplay outside of Lapis is Neptune and that's bc she can be gay with her girlfriend.

She raised money for Widowmaker but never cosplayed her, probably because Overwatch died down before she got all the money. I'm sure there has been others too. She always seems to change the goal to something else.

No. 644518

Seems like she doesn't credit who made her cosplay in many posts, and doesn't correct ppl when they compliment her on craftsmanship, although I haven't looked at all her posts yet

No. 644547

>>644518
I was under the impression that she made her own stuff? I honestly haven't heard any of this before so I'm curious (she was okay in person).

No. 644623

>>644547
She’s pretty open about the fact that she doesn’t make her cosplays, but outside of crediting the stocking company she has a promo code with she doesn’t really make an effort to credit who makes her costumes.

No. 644638

>>644623
She doesn't credit photographers either. Or if she does it's in a comment under her post where people can't see it. But I know there's at least one Michigan photographer she seems allergic to crediting.

No. 645757

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>>644468
She had also raised money to cosplay Pink Lars at Katsucon but never did it and ended up cosplaying Pink Diamond, but we all know she didn’t want to anymore because it doesn’t fit her and it makes her look old and can’t bedazzle him just like she does with every other cosplay

No. 652705

>>645757
How long do you think White Diamond will last? Until someone better does her?

No. 655525

>>652705
I noticed she hasn’t talked about White Diamond because the hype for her stopped. But we all know she’s going to make WD the “Kelly” way and won’t look accurate

No. 655802

>>655525
So, is there any real milk here at all? Because I'm not seeing anything

No. 656388

>>655802
This is a new thread, there is an old one of her that has more milk

No. 656751


No. 658547

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>>644369
>>644468
She had a series of insta stories the other day of her cosplaying Sailor Moon and at the end she had one that was basically her pouting and said something like
>Why doesn't my Sailor Moon cosplay do as well as my others? I look good!!!

I wish I had screenshotted it now because I thought it was funny. I assume she's comparing everything to Lapis, and keeps going back to that her because that's the one she gets the most attention in. Is it impressive or sad how much she milks Lapis? I don't even watch SU so I don't get it. She seems like she'd be one of those people who thinks she's the end-all be-all Lapis cosplayer.

No. 658987

>>658547
She does. Last year I think she posted a series of stories that said she was the best and other lapis cosplayers are second rate. I found a lapis in the tag that had been cosplaying bc she was inspired by kelly and now felt like shit.

I wish I had known to cap her stuff back in the day but her insta stories are on that save site.

I don't get why she thinks she deserves praise when all she does is borrow and buy her cosplays. She only cares about being pretty.

No. 658990

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Double post but this is gross for having such a young audience.

"See you tomorrow" when she's in her stories talking about live streaming for the day. Ok.

No. 659186

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>>658990
Let’s not forget that she was engaged for 3 years until 2016 and started “stalking” Clod and eventually met up with her 2-3 months after her break up with her fiancé. Now Kelly is talking about wanting to marry Clod and gave her a promise ring when they “officially” became a couple.

No. 659197

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>>659186
Cringe because today is their one year anniversary since they started “dating”. Why would you give a promise ring to someone you met for a few months even after breaking up with a 3 year relationship/engagement. I wonder how much that ring cost because it’s custom made to be the gem shape of Lapis Lazuli and Peridot. It’s really annoying that they base their relationship on two characters that aren’t canon. They basically think they are the real life Lapis and Peridot.

No. 659319

I've never seen Steven Universe and so I'm not familiar with this girl or the cosplay community niche she's popular in. But I've seen her pictures around here and there for the last couple of years, and I have never, ever been able to wrap my head around her. It amazes me that in only a few short years, a normie looking empty-headed bimbo pageant queen white bread chick had this total transformation into an autistically obsessive lesbian shipper fangirl for a children's cartoon show. The disparity between these two things is somehow hilarious to me.

No. 659332

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>>659319
Yeah, same here. I would love to see a timeline from point A to point B how she got here. I find it fascinating.

No. 659333

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>>659332
>>659197
>>659186
Samefag but I also just thought pic was fascinating as well. From what I've seen her gf used to cosplay Lapis a lot before she got together with Kelly (she still does occasionally). I wonder how she feels about having to now always be the weird ugly "male" character all the time, especially since she doesn't seem like she's super butch or anything. Does she even like that character? Or is it just something Kelly forces on her as "Look instagram! This is our relationship!! We're them!!!"?

No. 659338

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>>659333
They both cosplay two characters that aren’t in a relationship but they make it seem like they are canon. Last year she proposed to her girlfriend at a Steven Universe panel, giving her a Lapis and Peridot ring. They use a non canon relationship to milk out money. That’s why they’re “popular”

No. 659343

>>659332
The way that happened was because after she stopped doing pageants due to her being too old to compete she was a princess for parties so she started to cosplay characters that appealed to her like Black Widow, Disney Princesses and eventually did Lapis Lazuli from Steven Universe. She said she stalked her current partner and eventually met up to cosplay two characters, at that time her partner used to have more followers than her but after months Kelly started to gain more followers. She knew cosplaying with a popular cosplayer and people liking her Lapis earned her money and because she was also an ex pageant girl. Now she’s the most popular cosplayer in the Steven Universe fandom.

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>>659332
It appears that after winning at a beauty pageant she started working at bars and eventually became a dancer for one of them. At a club called LUNA Royal Oak, they seemed to dress up every weekend, that might have been where she started to cosplay

No. 659360

>>659333
Apparently her girlfriend is ”Genderqueer/Genderfluid” But they cosplay characters that are popular and shipped together just to show of their relationship. Like now their new annoying couple cosplay is Sailpr Neptune and Uranus.

No. 698885

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Same pose in every picture I have seen of her. She shoops too much and always ebegging

No. 809219

Jesus christ I've never seen a bigger bunch of puckered assholes in my life. Imagine saying shitty things about people on a public forum for fun(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE)

No. 809229

>>809219
imagine necroing a thread and then using your real email jamiekrouse

No. 809240

>>809219
hey jaime krouse. how's that high horse working for ya?

No. 844340

Scammmmmmmm(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE)

No. 844584

>>844340 why the fuck are you necroing this oldfuck thread?

No. 847002

idk who posted this, but get your head out of her life. none of you have the right to say all this.(necromancy)

No. 915504

I would almost feel sympathy for her if it wasn't for the constant ebegging for costumes and vacations. Seems like she holds onto what she believes are her greatest accomplishments. Winning a meaningless award 5 years ago and cosplaying a children's cartoon character. Reminds me of this lady who was struggling to lose weight. She started vlogging about her journey on YouTube. She lost a good amount of weight then gained it all back, but she held onto the fact she lost weight that one time in her life. These people obviously have problems. Sad she threw away her relationship of 3 years for followers on a website that you can't even own your own data on. Hope its worth it in the end with no retirement or savings.(necro)



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