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Former pageant girl who's now a Lapidot sperg. Hilariously bad with managing her money, she E-begs on Ko-Fi for literally everything related to cosplay and cons (Peep her IG story right now, since her C2E2 ticket is funded she's back to begging for her Momocon ticket)
She couldn't afford a fucking $5 McGriddle at HolMat and had to beg to get fed
Shoves her relationship with @for_the_love_of_clod on everyone’s faces, gave Clod a promise ring a few months into the relationship, posted it about it and everyone thought it was an engagement ring
Kelly was engaged for 3 years, broke off the relationship in mid 2016, she had been stalking Clod during that time and only met her because she had at least 10-15k followers
Claims she’s poor even though she does model photo shoots, took trapeze classes, and moved to Florida a few months ago and recently went back to Seattle to work for a week because she didn’t have a job in Florida, was then invited to choreograph a beauty pageanthttps://www.instagram.com/kellykirstein/https://kellykirstein.tumblr.com/
She's done that with a lot of cosplays. The only one she still seems to cosplay outside of Lapis is Neptune and that's bc she can be gay with her girlfriend.
She raised money for Widowmaker but never cosplayed her, probably because Overwatch died down before she got all the money. I'm sure there has been others too. She always seems to change the goal to something else.
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She had also raised money to cosplay Pink Lars at Katsucon but never did it and ended up cosplaying Pink Diamond, but we all know she didn’t want to anymore because it doesn’t fit her and it makes her look old and can’t bedazzle him just like she does with every other cosplay
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She had a series of insta stories the other day of her cosplaying Sailor Moon and at the end she had one that was basically her pouting and said something like>Why doesn't my Sailor Moon cosplay do as well as my others? I look good!!!
I wish I had screenshotted it now because I thought it was funny. I assume she's comparing everything to Lapis, and keeps going back to that her because that's the one she gets the most attention in. Is it impressive or sad how much she milks Lapis? I don't even watch SU so I don't get it. She seems like she'd be one of those people who thinks she's the end-all be-all Lapis cosplayer.
She does. Last year I think she posted a series of stories that said she was the best and other lapis cosplayers are second rate. I found a lapis in the tag that had been cosplaying bc she was inspired by kelly and now felt like shit.
I wish I had known to cap her stuff back in the day but her insta stories are on that save site.
I don't get why she thinks she deserves praise when all she does is borrow and buy her cosplays. She only cares about being pretty.
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Double post but this is gross for having such a young audience.
"See you tomorrow" when she's in her stories talking about live streaming for the day. Ok.
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Let’s not forget that she was engaged for 3 years until 2016 and started “stalking” Clod and eventually met up with her 2-3 months after her break up with her fiancé. Now Kelly is talking about wanting to marry Clod and gave her a promise ring when they “officially” became a couple.
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Cringe because today is their one year anniversary since they started “dating”. Why would you give a promise ring to someone you met for a few months even after breaking up with a 3 year relationship/engagement. I wonder how much that ring cost because it’s custom made to be the gem shape of Lapis Lazuli and Peridot. It’s really annoying that they base their relationship on two characters that aren’t canon. They basically think they are the real life Lapis and Peridot.
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Yeah, same here. I would love to see a timeline from point A to point B how she got here. I find it fascinating.
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Samefag but I also just thought pic was fascinating as well. From what I've seen her gf used to cosplay Lapis a lot before she got together with Kelly (she still does occasionally). I wonder how she feels about having to now always be the weird ugly "male" character all the time, especially since she doesn't seem like she's super butch or anything. Does she even like that character? Or is it just something Kelly forces on her as "Look instagram! This is our relationship!! We're them!!!"?
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They both cosplay two characters that aren’t in a relationship but they make it seem like they are canon. Last year she proposed to her girlfriend at a Steven Universe panel, giving her a Lapis and Peridot ring. They use a non canon relationship to milk out money. That’s why they’re “popular”
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It appears that after winning at a beauty pageant she started working at bars and eventually became a dancer for one of them. At a club called LUNA Royal Oak, they seemed to dress up every weekend, that might have been where she started to cosplay
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Same pose in every picture I have seen of her. She shoops too much and always ebegging