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No. 281421
Most recent developments (pls add in the replies if I missed anything)
-Max just focusing on his Pokemon videos (the only drama I've seen from him lately is with H20 delirious and he didn't even want to be a part of it)
-Chad is doing the same shit he always does.He has an ugly fat girlfriend, still associating with keem.
- Ian is hiding away working on another 5 month old video. Being King Cuck (Onision has a new challenger for the tile) and a certified asshole now. Trying to be funny but failing so miserably.
-Anisa is still being an abused slut, really wants that visa and that chris dick, riding the dick to the top, posting pictures on insta.
-Chris (edups 2.0) may not be part of the cancer crew but he is playing an important part of the recent events so he's included.
Ian & Anisa plus 3:
https://twitter.com/Idubbbzhttps://twitter.com/anisajomhahttps://twitter.com/anything4viewshttps://twitter.com/maxmoefoehttps://twitter.com/ChrisRGunOther edgelord ~alt-youtubers~ like pewdiepie, h3h3, jontron etc. are allowed to be discussed here and are not considered to be off topic.
No. 281440
>>281421I wonder if it hurts Anisa's feelings to know that y'all keep putting her in better art than she can make.
I love it.
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Chris is a literal retard, I'm glad he's more involved with this thread Tbh
No. 281475
>>281456-_-
…Chris/alt-right dudes, you ALWAYS threaten a boycott and it ALWAYS makes you look like little bitches. I'm gonna guess that it's about the Wall Street Journal's anti-Trump editorial and, if so, that's fucking sad. The WSJ's been a super, pro-Republican publication for
ages and the one time they say anything negative about a Republican, Chris and others lose their shit like
triggered cunts. It was an opinion piece, what happened to all this "muh freedom of speech!!" shit guys like him are always bitching about? After years of conservative dickriding, you want to fuck with the WSJ (which…you won't. You won't do shit. Even if you boycotted, nobody would give a shit, you ass) and basically
bully them into never deviating from the narrative you'd
prefer to hear? This "Baawww don't say/do that or we'll boycotttt" shit is just as bad as SJWs losing their goddamn minds over little things and screeching about safe spaces/
triggers. Ugh. UGH, I
hate this kind of fuckery. Chris and Anisa deserve each other, honestly.
I mean, if that is what the tweet is in regards to. I could be wrong.
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Max and Kat are moving to London
No. 282073
>>281917His best mate Chad is going to be so devastaaaaated
Also the admins on April fools are fucking lit
No. 282080
>>282077I know, Tadoole.
I was legitimately worried.
Thanks to this prank though I realized that Anisa doesn't have a thread on PULL.
No. 282112
lol what's with all the avatars and shit?
25 / Argentina / Hufflepuff
No. 282113
>>282103Same, I love the Anisa entertainment but I'm far to lazy to make a whole thread.
Honestly if pull had a thread on her it would have the sweetest milk.
Pull has hatred like no other. When they don't like someone they use that hatred as fuel and can find anything.
No. 282131
>>282128Yeah it's April fools
"If your car skids into oncoming traffic, and you die listening to The Archies sing "Sugar Sugar" it's your own damn laziness." -Chuck Palahniuk, Rant
No. 282132
>bringing up Ben fritz jew joke>acting hurt and disgusted by it>calls him racist and anti Semite >is the same guy who was completely silent on jontron's /pol/ tier race spergingI hate Ethan so much, this entire video was a mess tbh
It also ties into Chris's dumbass tweet about boycotting the advertisers on WSJ.
No. 282134
>>282113Agreed, I also feel like pull is more accessible in a way. This milk drought is making me thirsty, we need something.
~I'm a lucky girl...whose dream came true
but underneath it all...I'm just like you~
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I'm glad some of their reddit fanboys can see the light and how shit Ethan's video was.
No. 282318
>>282267wtf he looks awful
25 / Argentina / Hufflepuff
No. 282320
>>282132This whole situation is giving me such a massive schadenfreude boner right now. Mostly because the YouTubers I like tend to have some level of talent/smarts. With the ship potentially sinking, I think they'll be alright. It's the idiots who have been making shit/easy to make content riding on e-fame for dumb shit like our main cuck edups who will suffer the most from this and man I LOVE IT! Can't wait for PDP to make another "joke" vid about how he doesn't
really care but just wants to be able to get his videos to his fans, not about the money at all. Maybe he won't make the vid knowing that his bullshit started all this and he would really be complaining about maybe only making 5 mil this year. Hard to spin it into something his money grubbing ass can look like anything but for.
Everyone should stop sucking his dick. I mean, if ya mad Ethan, it's ole PoopyPie's dumbass fault this shit started happening in the first place. So when you can't pay for your lawsuit you better go hit up your awesome friend who TOTALLY DIDN'T OFFEND YOU AS A NON-PRACTICING JEW AT ALL SO NO ONE ELSE SHOULD BE OFFENDED for some cash.
Call me an asshole (I am) but I would love the irony of YouTube's biggest creator starting the butterfly effect of what ends up destroying most career channels, perhaps, even his own.
Time to start putting in your Walmart applications "creators"!
Who are you when no one is watching?
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>>282267>>282276He reminds me of the pedo from The Lovely Bones.
Sad thing is, Ian has the right idea about growing his hair out to cover that gigantic forehead, but his hair looks so gross he might as well shave it off again if he isn't gonna bother taking care of it.
Maybe the lack of hygiene is apart of this "I'm dead inside I don't give a fuck about anything I'm not even trying anymore" persona he has going on.
No. 282378
>>282267Dear god he's so awkward and cringy lately, I couldn't finish the video. I felt pity and the secondhand embarassment overwhelmed me. For real.
There were times when I found his content funny. His personality was more funny-awkward than pitiful-awkward. The heck happened?
Also, is he competing with Onision for the Grease title? because holy fuck dude, wash your disgusting hair.
His setup is so terrible too. The room, shitty video quality and amateur lightning…
At this point just kys
No. 282404
>>282378And his fanboys fucking love it.
The comments on his Reddit and YouTube are "daddy's back"
I get that the editing was smart, but that doesn't always mean it's good.
No. 282426
>>282411I mean, fuck, I almost
hope that's what happens, I hope that there's some rhyme or reason for why a person would let that happen to themselves. Y'know, besides "horrific depression". He was never a real looker, but a year ago he managed to groom and dress himself, he managed to look like a presentable adult.
I love that he only cared about his appearance until Anisa started dating him. I love that Anisa signed up for something else entirely, she hopped on board thinking she was getting "Nerdy guy with a hipster vibe" and instead got with "Grease dipped pedophile". It's nuts to me, as well, considering that MOST PEOPLE make an effort for their partner. I've been dating a guy for almost 5 years and I want to look my best for him. I'd feel bad if I completely let myself go, especially since he makes an effort, as well. Ian, on the other hand, is like "Baby? Can you c'mere and suck off a layer of dickcheese. Thanks, appreciate it."
No. 282438
>>282267Why does he look like a 1970s child molestor?? that 'mustache' is pathetic, and his hair looks so unkempt and greasy…
Never underestimate ones ability to control the elements. You will be surprised how the tides can turn.
No. 282453
>>282426ur last line made me physically gag
fucking hell anon.
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>>282267wtf happened to him? he doesn't even try anymore.
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kinda sad, i feel like she only posts things like this to piss off the idubbbz fangirls. i remember one time on her stream there was a fangirl spamming the chat and she said "1,2 idubbbz will never notice you" to the tune of 1,2 buckle my shoe.
No. 282500
>>282495>"1,2 idubbbz will never notice you"that is so sad and juvenile.
"Life is but a dream for the dead."
No. 282501
I wonder how much money Ian is actually making.
You can't monetize a video that isn't advertiser-freindly and only a few of his are.
If Ian isn't making money then we might see a Raihnbowkidz revival.
Anisa for sure isn't making any money unless all of those walks to Starbucks was her just going to her new job.
No. 282503
>>282501Samefag
Also it appears that Anisa is going to Vidcon.
I bet all 3 of her fans that will be there are going to be so excited! Good for her.
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whoever said fangirls would send anisa shit though ians p.o. box like 3 threads ago hit the nail on the head
No. 282526
>>282505why does she speak like a middle schooler? I'm probably just being pedantic but saying "make sure it's super known that it's for me" rather than "make sure it's obvious" or "make sure it's clear" makes her sound juvenile.
"Life is but a dream for the dead."
No. 282532
>>282526"why does she speak like a middle schooler?"
Too many dicks to her dome piece
No. 282543
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>>282495Yeah, Anisa, go ahead…brag. We're all simply
dying of jealousy, we can't stand knowing that you landed such a catch. Look at that pallid skin, the hair that looks like it hasn't been washed since he poured a gallon of vegetable oil over it 5 months ago, the dirtstache that always smells of cheetos. We lie awake at night knowing that we'll never be banged out by the most gangly, awkward fuck to ever grace YouTube.
God, why do you have to rub it in?
#1 Supporter of: Yaoi and all things slashy & perverted.
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I was kind of confused by Ian's most recent video title, "OurMine Are Back", but figured it was some meme I wasn't aware of. Turns out he was hacked by a group called OurMine, they changed every single one of his video titles to "OurMine Are Back". Ian's not particularly special, they did it to H3H3 and some other YouTubers, as well, but I'm kind of enjoying how much of a pain in the ass this must be for Ian.
No. 282594
>>282320i completely agree with you, it's crazy how nobody seems to be acknowledging the fact that it could be THEIR fault advertisers are pulling out? it was only a matter of time before this happened, like you said.
also the fact that pewdiepie started this is hilarious to me, what kind of dumbass thinks it's still fair game to say whatever the hell he likes when he has the equivalent of a decent sized country's population watching him?? it's a shame more people aren't calling him out for not being able to control himself like an infant and starting this whole domino effect.
youtube is pure shit at this point. i'm not surprised companies are trying to distance themselves from it, it's embarrassing as hell. imagine cultivating an entire subsection of a website that's purely devoted to appeasing TEENAGE BOYS. like they notoriously have the worst and cringiest sense of humour out of any demographic, why the hell would you cater your shit towards them??? like i said, embarrassing
No. 282603
>>282320>>282594I agree with you guys too.
I'm glad the new policy is killing off retarded reaction/drama channels while weeding out retards who thought they were gonna produce trash for a living their whole life.
Look at Joji for example. Dude has actually interests other than producing crazy youtube videos. Never inserted himself into drama and now that the shit is going down, he isn't that fazed by it and instead focuses on making music.
Meanwhile manchildren like h3h3 Ethan who insert themselves into every single childish drama and act like they are the voice of reasons and "meme gods" are now baawwwwwwing because their cancerous dream has been ruined.
How long until Anisa goes back to titty streaming?
No. 282610
>>282603Oh, god, watch. She's going to blame YouTube/advertisers for crushing her dream (aka "doing anything that requires minimal effort, no education or any real skill in exchange for money") when:
1. She would never have become big anyway, she couldn't even piggyback off of a guy with an audience of 4 million
2. In reality, this is better for the website's content and forces people to be more creative/have more marketable talent in order to be successful and she'd essentially just be bitching about how they won't just pay her to be boring and shitty.
Oh, how cruel of them.
No. 282654
>>282603Lol, I mean its fun to pretend its ruining them but the truth is nothing will actually happen that properly in full turn stops them from making like $60k a month.
We can pretend we're getting our silent fist pump worth but at the end of the day they're still going to be making blue collar annual salaries monthly. YouTube will not die, it's not even close and most of these YouTubers don't actually care as much as you might like to think, they're being part of the crusade and inserting themselves but they mostly know nothing is going to actually ruin their careers.
No. 282660
>>282654>stops them from making like $60k a monthCorrection: "…stops Ian from making like 60k a month."
Anisa is making less than minimum wage. If you look at her Socialblade, she's making between a dollar and seventeen dollars a day. She'd be better off working at an Arby's. Hell, I'd respect her more if she supplemented her income by getting a normal job and stopped trying to make her "show up on the internet and make free money" dream come true while relying on a dude to put a roof over her head. I suppose dating Ian is a job in and of itself, something akin to prostitution, so on some level she is working.
>>282655Admin-sama's april fools thing really fucked up your attempt to samefag. I have half a mind to accuse you of being the pear herself.
No. 282696
>>282655i'm sorry are we talking about a different person? anisa's content is literally shit tier, she only has 40,000 subs and her videos barely scrape 30,000 views. pair all that with no ad revenue and she's basically doing youtube for free if this boycott sticks.
and like
>>282660 said, she's only actually making between 1 and 17 dollars per video WITH ADS which btw is fucking laughable even without considering everything above.
No. 282733
>>282696Like, if any Ian stan ever stumbles upon this, just ask yourself: could Anisa stand on her own if not for Ian's help and if she
didn't have Ian's help, would we even call her a "YouTuber"?
Usually you're referring to somebody who is doing YouTube as a
job, it's
paying them enough that they don't have to slave away as a wagecuck. If she wasn't associated with Ian, she'd have something more like 20k followers and would be making nothing. She is not even a YouTuber, she's some random girl who accrued enough of a following on Twitch that she made some kind of name for herself all by having tits and a "God, I hate other girls, thank god I'm like one of the boys", shitty attitude and then leapt onto the opportunity that is Ian's dick. How anybody takes her seriously is beyond me.
>>282726Anon, jesus, there are like three or four posts right above mine that cover this pretty fucking well, can you not just scroll up until you find them?
No. 282849
>>282603
>Look at Joji for example.I'm
>>282320 and, yup, that's exactly what I mean. Joji was smart. He knew this internet fame thing would only last so long so he used it as a stepping stone slowly over time to cultivate an audience that cares about his music. It's not my taste for the most part, but he has talent and will be fine because as you say, he stayed out of drama and is great at making connections. Seeing 30+ year old Ethan bitch and moan and stomp his feet like a toddler who had WSJ take away his favorite was too damn good. I LOVE how these assholes are soon facing a future where they can't profit off of giggling at the word nigger and making fun of people for memes and goofs.
>what kind of dumbass thinks it's still fair game to say whatever the hell he likes when he has the equivalent of a decent sized country's population watching him??The type of dumbass who has spent far too much of his life getting ass pats for screaming in front of a camera. These people no longer have objective reasoning. It's pretty sad actually. I'm loving how he is crickets on this whole thing still when every. single. time YouTube changed anything he made a "joke" vid bitching about it. I'm convinced he's worried about the tide turning now that his dumbassery has snowballed into affecting entire channels, big ones. God, I hope eventually it gets so bad that infighting begins, they'll blame PDP, he'll blame commentary channels, fingers will start pointing in all directions, it'll be glorious because again, only the shitty channels will be affected greatly in the long run.
No. 282856
>>282849If one thing happens this year, one, big, crazy, deliciously milky thing, I need it to be the big edgelord commentary channels completely imploding and giving into infighting. They're all prone to drama and taking each other out over little slights or, hell, sometimes because they're just annoying (leafy CC), that entire genre is the most cut throat version of high school I've ever seen. I can't picture them choosing solidarity and working together instead of posting videos where they bitch about how so-and-so is in the wrong for x, y and z while all of their little buddies throw themselves into this new drama that doesn't concern them in the least. They
all have that "You defend your friend no matter what!!!" mentality, it's fucking idiotic. They can't create any kind of strong movement, they can't put aside their immaturity for their own benefit. Oh, god, I can't wait.
No. 282865
>>282852All of the guys who saw Ian yelling nggerfaggot in a dumb voice and thought to themselves "Hey, I can do that" are probably shitting themselves right now. Or they're too dumb to realize what's developing affects them. Like, YouTube will work on the algorithm and fix issues, I'm certain they'll fix how LGBTQ videos are being deemed non-advertiser friendly because they don't want to be called bigots, but they're never going to cater to the edgelord content creators. Why cater to an entire genre that deliberately tries to be everything that is unappealing to advertisers?
I love the whole "muh freedom of speech" angle some are taking with it, as if it's really about YT being biased, liberal censor-police when it's entirely up to advertisers to determine what they feel is marketable and even
they don't really determine what is marketable,
focus groups determine it.
What's that Machiavelli quote? "How we live is so different from how we ought to live that he who studies what ought to be done rather than what is done will learn the way to his downfall rather than to his preservation."
And, yet, instead of understanding the current algorithm and adapting, they're all throwing a shit fit. Probably because certain people,
Ethan, cannot adapt.
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>>282882It's like poetry in motion.
No. 282923
>>282917OH MY GOD.
WUT.
I'd been taking everybody's word that Chris was Ian 2.0, but, like you, I figured everybody was exaggerating. Or that he was like him in the sense that he was just copying his opinions and sense of humor. That's easy to believe, everybody's doing that these days, why would I need to see it for myself? Welp. Turns out dude has plagarized Ian's
very essence. Holy shit, it's like watching an SNL skit parodying Ian's content. I'm blown away.
No. 282935
>>282882So whiny. You're grown ass man but you aren't above entry level jobs. Real jobs.
It's like he doesn't even apprieciate the easy break hes been given.
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Who is she trying to convince though?
It's like she makes this same tweet once a week.
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>>282923Right? Also, people have been talking about anisa being ready to jump him bc he's supposedly cleaner than Ian? They both look equally greasy to me.
On another note, the fact that she hangs out with him? If someone were to carbon copy my bf I would honestly be very creeped out and frankly worried. Not that her judgement is anything less than that of a soggy piece of bread, but come on. They say imitation is the highest form of flattery, but I'm willing to bet my left tiddie this guy has an idubbz alter in his closet. Be ware anisa, he might be stocking up on lotion (goodbye horses plays in the background)
No. 282947
>>282936…I kinda get the feeling she's not just trying to convince herself, I actually get the feeling that she's been lurking here and is sulking at us, she's a tad butthurt. Aw, Anisa, is your ass sore? Besides the usual Ian dicking?
>>282939Seriously. Though…ugh, I hate that I'm justifying this in any way, but in the past, shortly after breakups, I'd be drawn to people who reminded me of my ex's if I still had feelz for them. Like, I wanted to replace them. I'm sure Ian's not a very affectionate, loving guy. I have no proof of that, but something about him screams "If I were to spoon my girlfriend and say nice things to her, I'd be a total
faggot." I'm kinda feeling like she wants
Ian, but Ian isn't living up to expectations so she's drawn to the clone that she has actual chemistry with. Like, Chris would maybe meet those needs that Ian doesn't give a shit about. I doubt she's actually bothered to think it through, though, I think her little squirrel brain is like "All I know is this makes me happy."
No. 282948
>>282882Ethan is such a moron. What I hate more than that though is how smug he is about all this grandstanding bullshit of being clean and not having any unsavory content. He's a massive hypocrite and it's so irritating to see how his fans take his every word as gospel.
I mentioned some of this shit a while ago in another thread and I wish I saved screencaps for more actual proof.
>Leafy drama explosion has his main point of contention being "making fun of an AUTISTIC MAN">Old unlisted video titled "Autism Shuffle" that makes fun of autistic people>Fans point out on his reddit it's uncomfortable seeing that in the same playlist as his Leafy vid>Mysteriously deleted
>Makes a bunch of videos making fun of pranksters, edgelords, pick up artists>Old, super weird video in the unlisted playlist tearing into a Boston Marathon Bombing survivor>Saying shit like he'd love to fuck that gnarly scar and a bunch of other stuff about fucking her, her general appearance>All cause she had the audacity to do an "I'm glad I didn't die" memorial photoshoot>People point out it's a fucked up vid in the comments, fans jump to the "it's just satire! you don't get it!" defense
>Oscillate wildly between "we're so poor" and "we're set for life">Cry on camera for millions cause they can't afford to be sued even if they win>Barely 3 weeks later makes an uninformed vid showing off his complete lack of critical thinking skills and also we're gonna sue T-MobileNot to mention he's practically Schrodinger's Jew when it comes to being offended. I'd really like Ethan to just take his money and fuck off. Make some smart investments, live off the interest and dividends, and just fuck off.
No. 282956
>>282936Earlier today, I replied to two posts by the same anon who was…it was weird. They seemed to be trying to casually convince us that it was pointless to make fun of Anisa, Ian, Ethan, etc. and claim that they're not going anywhere. It felt like a very unsubtle, lame attempt to get us to stop enjoying Anisa and Ian milk (fucking as if) and I had a feeling it was Anisa as I mentioned in my reply here:
>>282660Then, 12 hours later, Anisa is sulking on twitter about how much she enjoys what she does after I laughed at the anon's claim that she makes 60k a year and said I didn't respect her for trying to make free money by just showing up online, being boring and shitty.
Sage for tinfoil.
No. 282960
>>282956Samefag.
Wait, I don't think I'm tinfoiling, you guys. Again, look here:
>>282660and here:
>>282610Me:
>Hell, I'd respect her more if she supplemented her income by getting a normal job and stopped trying to make her "show up on the internet and make free money" dream come true while relying on a dude to put a roof over her head.>She would never have become big anyway, she couldn't even piggyback off of a guy with an audience of 4 millionAnisa:
>"It's nice not having to rely on others content and share my passions."Sage for tinfoil, nonetheless.
No. 282984
>>282480What do you mean "what happened to him"?
He's with a girl who has low fucking standards. She'll take what she can get, so he doesn't care.
No. 283009
>>282993You didn't miss much, just him doing his classic overly gesticulating, smug, "gotcha!" bullshit TOTALLY PROVING that WSJ PHOTOSHOPPED ad's onto a video that 100% couldn't have been monetized at the time meaning all advertisers should come back because…uh….hmm…yup, never really made that part clear seeing as even if the photos were faked, there
are plenty of creators making "jokes" and content that advertisers absolutely do not want their products associated with and the whole shebang only brought their attention to that.
Except he didn't even prove the photos were fake anyway. kek.
No. 283015
>>283014I had to read this three times.
Punctuation is a good thing.
No. 283049
>>282654>>282660>Correction: "…stops Ian from making like 60k a month."Correction: Ian doesn't make $60k a month. He's probably getting 20k max, more likely 8-10k on typical months.
Even fairly large channels don't generate all that much money, it takes millions of subs and regular content production. I don't understand why Anisa wants to pursue this. The effort (and basic talent) required to achieve success without extreme luck is far beyond what it would take to earn the same in a traditional career. For example, Ian is using her as a camera person and is editing his own videos poorly rather than paying someone to shoot videos and edit, which could free him up to generate far more content. If he was a competent entrepreneur, he'd be capitalizing on his situation far more effectively and would therefore be worth far more, but instead he's a lazy fuck and therefore makes very little given how big his channel is. Anisa's not going to just chill and randomly shit out an AMA every week and see 6 figure numbers year over year. It doesn't happen, unless you're pushing out super viral videos and extremely lucky.
No. 283073
>>283049Odd, I thought he was in the 7 figure salary club, but he's basically making the same salary as, like, a software engineer…which is nothing to sneer at, I'm just surprised, I thought it was more than that. Socialblade leads you on to think it's more. I really hope, for his sake, he's saving it and investing it, like, I hope he's looked into stocks. It's stressing me out imagining him making 100k/year and just squandering it on random, stupid shit. I'll take it if he doesn't want to be smart with it.
>>283056Right, as I said, I'd ever develop some kind of grudging respect for her if she went out and worked at an Arby's full time. I could respect her for going out, finding work, getting up every morning, spending 10 hours on her feet, etc. Instead, she just shits up the internet with the most half assed attempts at e-celebdom.
Anisa, if it's relaxing for you, but you're only making 1-17 dollars a day doing it: It's a fucking hobby, it's not a job. You can't use the "I don't rely on my boyfriend's channel (yes, you still do), I don't face any real pressure, I can make shitty 'fitness' videos at my own leisure" line WHILE also pretending that this is your fucking
job. You look fucking delusional
and lazy.
No. 283098
>>283082I'm seriously questioning her sense of reality, I have been for awhile. She's also trying so hard to create this slightly tough (but still cute!! bcuz boyz like that!!) facade when all I see, now, is a slightly retarded 16 year old girl stuck in a woman's body. Like, on some level, I feel it can't possibly be alright for Ian to fuck somebody who's that stunted.
She's stuck in some world where her playing video games in a tank top and churning out videos with zero appeal counts as a job because it's something she does and gets a few bucks here and there for. When she was titty streaming, actually, I do kinda see that as a job, it's like a step up from cam girl, she was meeting a demand created by horny neckbeards, but I'm sure she didn't like the instability of what is essentially doing freelance pseudo-sex work. You guys, I think she might actually believe that moving over to YT and shitting out non-sexual videos is due respect in some way. Even though she didn't replace her former job with
any job, she replaced it with
dating somebody who does make money (which is still inches away from sex work), I think she views this as something that she deserves asspats for.
I should mention, I have nothing against sex workers, I used to be a pro-domme, but I can't stand womenchildren sucking dick for a roof over their head and then smiling "I'm a YouTuber, my job is making fitness videos". Sure, Jan.
No. 283104
Oh, fuck, the cringe is real.
I mean, maybe I'm a dummy and correct me if I'm wrong, but don't you only make money from ads that are clicked/ads that watched the whole way through, so you can't make any statements like "It should've made $300, not $12, with the three biggest advertisers on YouTube!" Maybe people didn't watch the ads. Sure, with 160k views you'd think maybe about 1/3 would bother to watch, but…I dunno, maybe they just didn't. Isn't that more plausible than "old-media conspiracy"?
No. 283114
>>283105Anisa, fucking stop. You're not fucking clever. You need to know that. Or you're some fucking Ian stan, which would be even more pathetic. I have no idea why a stan would repeatedly insist they know how much Ian makes, but weirder shit has happened on lolcow.
>lol 60k lol a month lol makin' bankLike, do you see any real enthusiasm in this thread regarding Ian's finances? Nobody fucking cares, everybody understands that Ian's making
some kind of money, that's not disputed, you fag. It's only ever brought up when discussing why he's so lazy with his content these days, why Anisa puts up with sucking his greasy cock or when we speculate over "could he or could he not get by once the YT teat inevitably dries up", but nobody gives a shit over "Just how rich is Ian
exactly?"
You're not achieving anything.
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>>283104This is one of the saddest things I've ever seen.
He was wrong and STILL tries to paint them as suspect, but of course their retard fans are patting Ethan on the back for being "man enough" to admit he was wrong and having more "integrity" then WSJ.
Would H3h3 have enough milk for their own thread now? Or are they better off staying here?
No. 283123
>>283014this is like the 4th comment you've left spouting this same shit. nobody is saying youtube is ending. read the thread. what people
are saying is that finally these kinds of youtubers are having a spotlight shone on them and may have to start fucking….
thinking about what they're saying and encouraging if they want continue to make money from advertisements on their videos. if they persist in being edgy and the ads get pulled, they make no money. yeah sure they probably have enough in the bank to be okay (in the case of h3h3 and other bigger creators) but we aren't debating the legitimacy of their life savings, anon, we're discussing how lucrative their shit youtube content is likely to be in the future and how smaller edgelord-clone channels will be killed off as a result of all this.
jesus christ can you fuck off now with your bullshit or at least learn to sage.
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>>283119Speaking of Ethan's fans…
No. 283168
>>283166This, absolutely. How is he going to try and present himself as this knowledgeable, calm, mature voice of reason when, time after time, dude has proven to be just as much of an immature fuckwad as the rest of the commentary community. Like, he should've learned his lesson from his Leafy fiasco: Don't present yourself as being on the moral high ground, don't pretend to come from a place of concern, don't use blatant hypocrisy, you can't scowl at the shit Leafy's doing while also betraying him for views, while also trying to maintain that you're the good guy. That narrative is so fucking all over the place.
Like, Ian had the right idea: I'm a piece of shit, I'm no better than the rest of these fucks, I just dislike this guy and his content is garbage.
That was one of the biggest backlashes he's faced as a YT'er, but the guy seemingly learned nothing from it. Can't possibly be
that enlightened if he learned
NOTHING from that.
No. 283262
>>283104So fucking sad. Like he was wrong, his whole point was it was a hoax, but then he finds out it wasn't, that the statement "racist content is making money on YouTube" is true, but he's still like, "It's totally suspicious guys!"
What a fucking moron.
No. 283300
>>283262It wasn't a "hoax" to be fair. Like, yes, the ORIGINAL video, the non-reposted one, could have made money. The reposted one with nigger in the title, the one that WSJ used and claimed that ran coke ads, NEVER made money, nor ran the ads. That part is still true, and makes WSJ look sketchy.
So Ethan, while his example was still shit and he didn't do thorough research, was still technically correct that WSJ is definitely doing sketchy shit with the reposted one like photoshopping coke ads on it. Unfortunately because Ethan wasn't thorough he just discredited himself so the masses just think he's full of shit. His point still stands, but the ORIGINAL video, the video that was CLAIMED, could've made money. Again, the reposted video did not, and that was the video WSJ says was running the coke ad.
In b4 I'm called a h3h3 fangirl or some shit. Mostly, I just feel bad for Hila and don't want to see her dragged down with him.
No. 283320
>>283305The screenshots were most likely photoshopped, though. That particular video never ran ads, since the youtube autoflagging system for demonetization is so harsh. Hell, simply nailogical's video where she showed her bleeding hangnail was demonetized, so why would a video with "nigger" in the title stay monetized long enough to get half a million views/ads? That was the whole point. WSJ could've easily found these "racist" ad-running videos, if they exist, and instead chose to photoshop a screencap for some reason.
Anything blatantly racist will get autoflagged pretty quickly. The more vaguely offensive shit will probably stay, though, I think.
>>283306I dunno, I guess because she's ESL from a shit place like Israel and seems like a genuinely nice person, and only encourages Ethan because this is their ONLY source of income. She learned editing from when Jontron gave her a pity job when they were REALLY broke, I think?
No. 283405
>>283300You missed my point anon, it's that he said the image was PHOTOSHOPPED and completely faked, which he has no proof of. The only "proof" he had completely went out the window.
And I'm also getting tired of people feeling sorry for Hila. I used to, but I'm over it. Like the other anon said, she's fully apart of this whole thing. Just because she isn't so upfront about it doesn't mean she's got one foot out of the door or is being forced into this lifestyle they created together. She could always, you know, get a job too so they wouldn't rely on YouTube money. She's the behind the scenes of all of Ethan's BS. And on the petty front, and since she's on topic currently, am I alone in thinking that Hila is average looking? It's like because she comes off as nice and shy, and looks emaciated next to Ethan, everyone's always out to make it like she's a god damn super model. Is there something wrong with my eyes? She has permanently "I've only slept three hours" eyes, massive teeth, and a pretty blah, rail thin with no figure body. Not that she's in anyway ugly, but holy shit, she's the definition of average. What is everyone else seeing?
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ANOTHER ama??? How interesting can she be??
No. 283539
>>283510No, it's obnoxious. It's her being a smug asshole again. "You girls who bother trying to save a toxic relationship are so pathetic. Not like me,
I have a happy relationship,
my boyfriend and I are in
love."
You're not in love, Anisa, you silly cunt, you have an arrangement. You're convenient. Maybe the next time you want to judge other couples, you take a second to remember you're not his equal and he prefers it that way.
No. 283623
>>283588Oh, right. How do I keep forgetting that. Google says she's got 6 months in total before shit starts getting super sketchy. I wonder if she plans on staying illegally or going back to her mom's to wait the designated period of time before she's allowed back. I can't find how long that would be…some results say 90 days, others say it's up to the customs official. If she keeps treating the border like a revolving door, though, customs will catch on and get pissed that she's trying to work the system to her benefit. I can't see her being smart about it, I can easily see her staying illegally or leaving and rushing back, even if it raises red flags for officials. However, I feel like Ian's not willing to risk getting arrested for harboring and enabling an illegal alien to live here
just to get his dick wet. I'd bet money she gets shipped back to Canada, they try to wait it out and he ends up finding a replacement who requires less work. I can so easily picture her trying to desperately lay claim to her man, miles away, constantly reminding everybody that he's HER GUY in an attempt to drive off any competition and he's like "…That's cool. Hey, girl, you a US citizen? Wanna come back to my place?"
No. 283644
>>283623Samefag.
Apparently there's no designated wait period, you can get off the plane in Canada and immediately try to re-enter the states, but it doesn't mean customs officials will let you back in the country. If anything, they'll be incredibly suspicious and deny you entry. The common advice is to not spend more than 6 months of any year in the US, but I can't imagine them happily continuing a relationship, long-distance, for half the year. Oh, god, they're seriously going to end up getting married, aren't they? Jesus christ. Ian, get a fucking pre-nup, you idiot.
No. 284163
>>284128Plus that would just give her content. I'm sure the questions farmers have would be 10x more entertaining than the boring shit Ian's - I mean…
anisa's Fans ask her. And we're not bout to help her boost her video, comeon now..
No. 284195
>>283405Her figure looks amazing to me. Thin girls are so beautiful.
Her face is average though, I agree.
Sage cause no1curr
No. 284256
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》WHY is she like this?
》WHY does she feel the need to always give her opinion, but shit on people that give theirs?
》She's so gross.
No. 284262
>>284256I
think she's trying to bounce back from subtweeting like an asshole by "joking around", like, giving him a ribbing, but she just looks like such a dick.
No. 284265
>>284262All he said was say "@ me next time"
She's like a true cow
No. 284269
>>284256I checked out his page and he only has 19,508 followers. Anisa always goes for the people who have less followers than her because she feels like she has a safety net.
She's starting to act like she's a big YouTuber. If it keeps going this way, she's going to do something really stupid and the lolcow gods are going to bless us with an abundance of milk.
No. 284288
>>284287You're probably right.
She's just not very good at the whole humor thing. Maybe she can do another AMA about this.
No. 284708
>>284256I don't understand her arrogance. She's never done anything noteworthy, she's about as smart as a bag of rocks, and she'll never accomplish anything, but she throws stones at people in music videos?
He also wasn't off beat, and the black dude in the middle up top is objectively by far the worst in the clip, so clearly this is a personal thing for her.
What a cow. I really hope I never meet her because I will tear her the fuck down in front of everyone and totally humiliate her. She's likely never been confronted by someone after making retarded jabs like this.
No. 284825
>>284269I feel like she's had to have pissed people off already. Her attitude, from a business stance, it's fucking idiotic. You need friends when you're starting off and you need a certain likable quality to attract fans, but instead she's let Ian's popularity go to her head, thinking his popularity is magically transferred to her whenever she swallows his load. People don't like arrogance, they especially dislike an
unwarranted sense of superiority. It's such a simple life lesson, you catch more flies with honey, and yet this bitch hasn't gotten it through her thick skull yet. It can't go well for her, I can't see her using what advantage Ian's given her to her own benefit and I'm sure we're not the only people she pisses off. I have this feeling she won't just fade away into obscurity without getting some sort of comeuppance first, I, too, sense a milk storm coming over the horizon.
No. 285044
>>285007 translation from Pearspeak:
Anisa:
>look at meeee, I'm posting a generic snide edgy comment about social issues on a random music pic/vid, just like a real youtuber! Am I part of the cool club yet? Am I? Am I?Greyson:
>no.Anisa:
>errrm, uh… (Attempt at damage control with another snide edgy comment) So… how about now? ha, ha… ha? No. 285062
>>285057We've already established it was a misunderstanding, we took it out of context.
What actually happened:
Anisa:
>Lazy, lame as fuck attempt at a "haha, white people can't dance, amirite?" joke.Greyson:
>Is not the actual guy in the video, is a LoL streamer.>Makes self deprecating comment/jokeAnisa:
>LOL LOOK AT US, SO MUCH BANTER, WE'RE SO FUNNY MAKING THE SAME TIRED JOKES THAT BECAME PLAYED OUT 20+ YEARS AGO No. 285120
>>285062Thanks for the clarification Anisa
Kek,
Kidding. Kind of.
Anyways who cares, the only thing I found funny from those tweets were the fact that she said he was keeping up stereotypes when she legit walks hours for a Starbucks
No. 285178
>>285168I've never seen a girl who oozes "Tryhard" as much as her and I once was friends with a chick who constantly felt the need to "casually" let guys know just how flexible she was and how she didn't have a gag reflex. Anisa manages to beat her because the "tryhard" permeates every aspect of her life, there doesn't seem to be one minute of one day where she isn't hyper conscious of whether or not what she's saying or doing will appeal to heavy breathing betas who'll worship any woman with ample cleavage and an interest in video games. It must cause a mini storm in her brain whenever she feels the simultaneous need to pander to her neckbeard audience's views while also giving into her compulsive need to let everybody know what she thinks
.
>Something's happened! I need to throw in my two cents…>Oh, what do these guys think?>What? No, then it wouldn't my two cents!>Who cares, get your priorities straight, nobody will ever love you if you're yourself>But I want to be a strong, independent womyn!>But I want every meninist dweeb on earth to jerk off to me and think I'm cool!>B-but…>glitches>Ian cockslaps her, successfully rebooting her>She blinks, seemingly in a daze>"There is no such thing as the wage gap." No. 285321
Bump
No. 285346
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>>283129>trying to get /pol/ involved>/pol/ hates jews > Ethan is a Jew welp…
No. 285362
>>285307Lol the idubbbz dickriding.
>He'll put aside a month of his life to say "I'm going to make this video amazing"If he needs a month of his life to shoot a handful of mediocre unfunny 10 minute videos then that doesn't sound all that amazing to me. Also Ethan calling The Rock "arrogant" for DARING to make a youtube channel that he didn't "earn" is fucking ridiculous.
No. 285742
>>285304Holy fuck that was amazing. Haven't laughed this hard in a while.
>>285337Is Ian even trying to be funny anymore? Not working if so. Just comes off like a depressed asshole that feels the need to take it out on his viewers. This was legit funnier and more charming than anything he's ever done let alone since the Keemstar CC and yet this was just another video for Frank.
No. 285767
>>285742I'm pretty convinced that Ian is slowly dying inside, I think you can even tell by the way he gives zero shits about his appearance. That's one of the biggest things with depression, you find yourself giving less and less of a shit about your looks and we
know that he did care at one point, he was trying for awhile there. He seems listless and annoyed and like he just can't be fucked to put forth even the most small amount of effort. If he is depressed, I feel for him, that sucks. I've been there, it can be fucking awful. Still…like, go to a therapist, start taking an SSRI and, for the love of god, shave, Ian.
No. 285788
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Some blatant flirting… Someone in one of the other threads said Chris has a gf?
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>>285789one of the comments on the video… LOL
No. 285816
>>285803Yeah. His videos are kind of lame. But at least they all aren't the damn same like Ian's. Also
>roastiesYou gotta go back.
No. 285821
>>285803If you take Frank's videos at face value, no, they aren't clever in any way, but the whole point is they're lazy, shitty and low brow when he's entirely capable of being witty and filming high quality shit with good cinematography. FilthyFrank isn't just a character, the entire channel is performance art.
I don't laugh out loud at his videos, but I enjoy them and you can tell, despite the terrible quality and shit jokes, that he's actually put some kind of effort into what he does, is having fun (knowing the content creator is enjoying themselves is pretty big for me) and has a pretty creative imagination. Ian, on the other hand, seems like he's dragging his feet, uncomfortable and miserable, through every video while making half assed attempts at humor. Ian
can be witty at times, but it's been a very long time since I've seen him in a video and laughed. I can also understand why it takes Frank a little long to put stuff out; he's working on other things, plus, he needs time to come up with ideas, film and then edit them. Meanwhile, it's clear that Ian posts videos once or twice a month because he just doesn't give a shit about what he's doing.
There's some videos out there, like one by Bobby Burns, that explain how FilthyFrank vids aren't meant to be taken at face value and there's layers to this shit and it's actually quite clever when you think about it.
No. 285841
>>285821If all of your videos are the equivalent of inside jokes couched in a guy spitting up chocolate and shouting FRUIT SNACK over and over, then you aren't really that funny.
I know you guys hold Joji up on a pedestal but he did make a bunch of shit tier videos with the rest of the crew in the not so distant past. It's safe to say his idea of humor is not exactly high brow.
No. 285842
>>285829Ehh, video art is the lowest tier of art, but I agree with performance art being one of the worst, most bullshit forms of art that's usually only appealing to people who don't have enough talent to actually paint, film, act, etc. Like in David Sedaris' "Me Talk Pretty One Day." God, that's a good book.
However, I didn't really mean it in the sense of somebody taking a shit on a pile of headless barbies on stage, I meant "performance art" more in the way that it's self aware and purposely bad because there's the entire thing is a concept, again, it's not meant to be taken at face value. I still don't think he's by any means
hilarious, but he is very entertaining.
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>>285813So is Chris a clone of Ian and Anisa a clone of Barbara?
No. 285846
>>285841I'm not even one of the anons who dickrides Joji or called the newest video "hilarious", I was just explaining the appeal of Frank. I didn't laugh at the Fruit Snack bit and I already stated that I don't laugh out loud while watching Frank vids, I just enjoy myself. I also made a point of explaining why it's
intentionally low brow. I kinda feel like you didn't even read my post before deciding you wanted to argue with me over this. I don't blame you for not finding it funny, everybody has different tastes, and I personally don't get why anons enjoy his humor so much, but I do get why so many people find him so entertaining.
No. 285854
>>285845I mean, Barbara posted those after Anisa, so…I mean…there's
something weird going on here. Like, that's pretty crazy that they're both shitting out the same garbage content. Has Barbara been around longer, has she been posting this kind of content for a long time? Because if that's the case, then our little Anisa absolutely is a Barbara clone and Ian needs to break it off with Anisa so as not to get in the way of these two soulmates.
No. 285860
>>285856Oh, a lot of people shit on Damien Hirst. I can't stand the guy. I actually saw a really funny video by this guy Hennessy Youngman, he does these videos called "Art Thoughtz", I highly recommend the Hirst one if you haven't seen it.
Joji's never claimed the performance art label,
I was just saying that it's more like performance art and shouldn't just be taken as it is. It's not just "Lol I'm being random and outrageous", there
is thought put into it.
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>>285854Barbara was posting this shit months ago.
Anisa became friends with Chris, copied his girlfriend,and latched on to Ian being that kind of girl. if Chris likes this kind of girl then obviously so will Ian because chris is his fucking clone.
Barbara doesn't follow anything Anisa does and I'm Anisa doesn't follow her.
You're awfully close to Chris, Anisa, but you don't want to hang with his girl even though youre the exact fucking same? Maybe because you just want to spotlight. She's such trash.
Sage for tinfoil
No. 286035
>>285841>If all of your videos are the equivalent of inside jokes couched in a guy spitting up chocolate and shouting FRUIT SNACK over and over, then you aren't really that funny. Just sounds like you missed the point
>Not like watching Kevin Hart weak>LOUD ITALIAN NOISES "EY PIZZA MMA" ETC.>changes to him infront of green screen that you can see the top of and looks like shit>Weird heaven music playing in the background that doesn't go with the scene at all>Frank's fart and breaking character laugh but goes along with it anyway>Frank shouting 'Dade' while stiffling a laugh>I AIN'T REMEMBER UR DUSTY ASSthat like half minute of one video was funnier than anything Ian has done probably ever
No. 286055
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>>286038>"Despite you saying 'I don't think he's actually that funny, but I still enjoy his shit' multiple times, I'm gonna accuse you of desperately craving Joji's dick, YOU STAN, because I'm an unoriginal fuck."I didn't say you have to be smart to get it, literally anybody can stand back and see that FilthyFrank is a concept. I mean, fuck, it says as much in his channel's description.
>>285886She's outdone herself this time. I seriously believed she couldn't be anymore empty and shallow, but there
really is no such thing as "Anisa", she's just an amalgamation of other people's traits and opinions that she believes will gain her attention and people's favor.
I wonder what it's been like for her to know, this whole time, she's been blatantly copying another girl's channel and it's still boring, tired, lazy trash. She can't even pull off plagiarizing content despite all of the hard work of coming up with ideas being done for her by Chris' girl. Fuck, that's sad.
>"I enjoy doing fitness videos and AMAs, they relax me"No wonder she has such an easy, relaxing time doing them.
No. 286062
>>286055i always saw the "character" of filthy frank as more of an excuse for joji to spout shitty edgy statements and get a pass for it. lbr, that kind of humor is rife on youtube and there's a reason why his fanbase is one of the worst out there. all of this "it's just a character" bullshit is an excuse both him and his fans can constantly use to excuse themselves, it's the lamest trick in the book.
it's the exact same thought process as "it's just a joke! calm down!" idk that shit is tacky as hell to me.
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wow #relationshipgoals
No. 286684
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Guys look how CREATIVE and QUIRKY and UNIQUE Anisa is. Wow, what an amazing PERSONALITY she has.
No. 286700
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>>286674>>286682>>286684Oh come on guyzzz Anisa is one of the boizzz, sooo uniquee!!!11oneneoenene
No. 286712
>>286674>>286693Ultimate facepalm>>286682It's pretty normal to start picking up each other's habits, mannerisms, creating your own, weird "couple slang" after spending so much time together, etc., but I guess all of my relationships were lacking ~true love~ because I never quoted played out memes my boyfriend created fucking ages ago. Oh, woe! My life and interpersonal relationships are empty and meaningless!
I'm also starting to get weirded out how often she feels the need to namedrop her boyfriend and remind everybody after…how long have they been dating? Since September or October? 5-6 months? Yeah, you get a few months free pass to moon over your new beau and then nobody is obligated to patiently tolerate you gushing over them after that point.
Anisa, you're not the Idubbbz Clone, you're the Barbara Clone. Your backburner boyfriend, Chris, is the Idubbbz Clone. Fucking get it right, you dumb bitch.
No. 286742
>>286730Yeah, I knew this would happen. She has a heavy jaw, it's the widest point of her face and you aren't supposed to get haircuts that emphasize the least flattering part of your face. She needs medium to long hair, creating an illusion of looong, with layers framing her face and probably some bangs, like a side swept bang. She got a sideswept bang and it seems she abandoned it pretty quickly, but I think it might balance everything out. That and adding some more volume around the crown (google "mousse" and "backcombing", Anisa). Did she just go to the salon and say "Hey, I like this haircut I saw. I didn't look into whether or not it would work for me, I didn't take that into account whatsoever, just give it to me"?
Your hair seriously affects your appearance, just getting it shaped can drastically change how you look. Kind of like how you'd never think your eyebrows make that much of a difference until you get them waxed professionally after growing them out and see for yourself how noticeable the change is. I wish she'd browse Pinterest and figure this shit out, like, fuck.
No. 286750
>>286674>makeup tutorialsAfter all the hitching she did about people who do them and how she has noooo idea how to use makeup?
Is she serious? Anisa, pick a fucking personality.
No. 286804
>>286799expanding a bit: even to my drunk ass it looks like she clearly knows what she's doing, but is acting dumb for the internet.
damn girl must have no love for herself. i would consider myself a strong woman blah blah blah and i couldn't make a YT vid of myself kneading cinnamon bun dough for no real reason. why can't she just own her skills? like her traditional art is ok and her digital art is shit, but if i had a dollar for every basic ass hoe who "loves to bake" but won't knead their own damn dough, i wouldn't be posting on lolcow, sipping on cheap ass wine. i'd be on lolcow on some mid to high tier shit.
i don't even think she has some baking talent, but gurl stop selling yourself short.
No. 286870
>>286674She is not funny, she is not unique, she is not very quick or elaborate about it, she doesn't edit it differently, she doesn't lay it out in a way that anybody could easily reproduce, the end result looks awful and honestly she is not very good looking.
So what makes this any better than the other thousands of videos of the same thing? Oh wait she is the only one who is dating the amazing and beautiful Idubbbz
No. 287017
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girl you did a whole bunch of gymnastics in front of that mirror, of course you'll look better in a selfie than in some random photo. Also she's built like a brick and that outfit doesn't do her a favour
No. 287024
>>287017she looks…. exactly the same….
face and arm are only things you can compare in this one and they look exact same size
the waist area can be compared because shes leaning forward in the mirror pic which makes her head appear bigger and body smaller
take new pic with exact same pose and angle and clothes, then we can compare
No. 287029
>>287024She's also hiding her body from view with her arms. It's so weird, you look at her legs, her arms, her face: same size. Meanwhile, yeah, she's standing in the most awkward, unnatural pose in some attempt to look sexy. She does understand the importance of angles, but she doesn't know how to hit the right ones without it looking insanely forced.
Anisa, you're standing with your torso diagonal, your hips more or less straight on, your back curved and are leaning forward with two arms blocking most of your torso from view
and you're wearing a shirt that's
significantly baggier than the first photo, but you want to try and ask people to compare the "after" picture to a "before" one where you're standing like a normal human being? You gotta stand the same and wear the same outfit, or at least one that's very similar in how it fits. You really can't ask people to compare these two. This is…bitch, wut?
No. 287125
>>287096I cringed, I cringed
a lot, particularly during the opening. I kinda laughed at "Squirt the cancer milk out of your tits, you dumb bitch", but the rest of his humor was…eugh. Maybe he's always been like this and I didn't notice before because I was high on enjoying his Content Cop roasting, but he just rambles and says shit in a weird voice.
I think he noticed that he's been really listless and coming across as depressed in recent videos and I can appreciate the fact he's more energetic in this one, it's more engaging for the audience and it's nice that he's trying for a change. However, I'd have thought he was a channel for little kids if it wasn't for the cursing and shit. Hell, maybe he's accepted that his audience is 85% middle schoolers. It feels like I shouldn't even be bitching about it because it's so clearly not meant for somebody in their late 20's. It would be like if I complained that a kid's cartoon wasn't living up to my standards, like, it's simply not aimed at me, I'm not 13 and retarded.
No. 287131
>>287125Samefag. I will say I'm glad he shaved off the most heinous dirtstache I've seen in years, thank fucking god that's gone. I hope he wasn't even the slightest bit serious when talking about his "luscious locks" and Anisa hasn't convinced him that haircut is a good look (we all know how garbage her taste in haircuts is), he looked much better with it shorter. Longer on top and short on the sides, Ian, get rid of the greasemop. You're almost presentable.
>>287129Yeah, back in the day, it felt like his content was aimed at immature 20 year olds (I'm fine with admitting I'm a 16 year old boy stuck in a 28 year old woman's body), but now…jesus, now it's really clear he's trying to appeal to edgelord children. Funny, since I'm sure with YT these days, the 13 year olds would have a harder time finding his videos, but if there's a will, there's a way and 13 year olds are hellbent on finding
cool stuff. Like a guy who uses slurs, says curses and eats glue.
Baaaadaaaasss.
No. 287148
>>287139>>2871451. Sage if you're not adding anything of value.
2. He used to at least try to be clever, and now he's just belching, over-editing and eating gross shit. He's definitely changed.
No. 287167
>>287139>>287148Yeah, I'm searching my memory trying to remember if it was always like this and I'd ignored it or if he's decided to just be a complete autist now.
>and now he's just belching, over-editing and eating gross shit. He's definitely changed.Like, I remember Ian always eating gross shit and belching before. He's always done that. The belching was funny for a second because it was…real? Like, his "I can't be fucked to be polite" attitude was charming in comparison to cleancut people like Zoella, but it got tired awhile ago. The eating gross shit, I gave it a pass because his funny statements made up for it.
Now, he doesn't even bother saying anything clever. It's
just the belching, eating gross shit, dry heaving/gagging and, apparently, any dialogue in between is him rambling. I think he's trying to appeal to that "lol so random" humor that young teens love. Y'know, that humor the rest of mankind thinks is fucking cancer.
He used to be so dry, sardonic and clever. Like, his intelligence always redeemed him for me and I've always enjoyed people who mix witty humor with low brow. Now:
>Lol random random gross random gross belch No. 287276
This shit is pure fucking cancer.
http://www.deviantart.com/tag/idubbbztv?offset=77The Idubbbtv tag at deviantart is the most depressing thing I've seen in a long time. However, I do love that his stans are all about shit he did a year ago (with a few Tana-Ian-"SAAAY…" drawings thrown in there), nothing new, plus, they all draw him as he looked about a year ago. Nobody's into his recent content, it's clear they love him because of Content Cop and his association with the Cancer Crew. They want to pretend Ian doesn't look like a fucking slob and is still kicking it with Joji, Max and Chad on the regular. Not one drawing of Ian with his greasemop and dirtstache, just drawing after drawing of "I'm gay!", "I have crippling depression!" and him looking like a clean, well groomed human adult. Ian, you better shit out some new memes and force Joji by gunpoint into hanging out with you or everybody will catch on to the fact you peaked last year.
No. 287283
>>287280Haha, nah, I was trying to show my friend how gross he's gotten recently, went to search for a picture of him from a year ago for comparison, was lambasted by cancerous fan art and thought "I
have to see how fucking awful and cringey this shit gets."
No. 287290
>>287017That "now" picture isn't even from now. Look how long her hair is.
Chunky ass, brick body bitch.
No. 287293
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Waaaait. Wait, wait, wait. I know she's twisting her torso in this like a motherfucker, but we've seen her in bikinis at a slim weight before, we know she has zero waist, she's seriously built like a brick, but now she has a significant waist? You can create a more defined waist with exercise, but not that big of a change. Also, look to the left, under her forearm…why does it look like she magically made half of her lower ribcage disappear?
I don't doubt that she's lost some weight in the months she's lived with Ian, but, bitch, you're full of shit.
No. 287295
>>287293Samefag. The proportions are
fucked! Look at that! Her lower torso and hips are half the size of her shoulders. I think you can even see some blurring on the left side of her stomach. Why is her bra so low? What the fuck is going on with this picture? Is it just me?
No. 287322
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Granted, I had to guess the cup size and shit. I suppose she didn't shoop it, it does look like a rectangle shaped person twisting themselves like a pretzel to achieve the illusion of a waist. Still, what the fuck is up with those bra straps?
No. 287329
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Oh here we go. #OMGFRIENDSHIPGOALS I will say I am curious about how she'll look in it
No. 287330
>>287318Oh, I've definitely noticed. I always assumed it was Ian making an effort once he started becoming popular and girls were catching onto the idea of fucking him, he realized he could get laid if he made a bit more of an effort and then the
second he started dating Anisa, he was like "Welp, that's that, no need to ever make a fucking effort with my appearance ever again. So long dignity!"
No. 287333
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>>287325Oh, god, you're right. Holy shit, that is some optical illusion. Okay, she's clearly still rectangle shaped.
No. 287365
>>287338Yeah, I mean, we've put together that this is his first serious relationship and that he either lost his virginity shortly before Anisa or to her specifically, I think he's woefully inexperienced. It's kind of surprising, even ugly, awkward geeks date in HS and can get laid, it's usually the super autistic and/or obese guys who are /r9k/ kissless virgins. He's not religious or traditional, not to my knowledge. Maybe he really is just
that insecure and terrified of women and needed that confidence boost from "making it" on YT before he'd feel okay fucking somebody. Sad.
It's not exactly rare to let yourself go to a certain extent when you're in a relationship, but, jesus, he
really let himself go when he started dating her. It annoys me because she's all into fitness, losing weight, getting haircuts (albeit, shitty ones), buying clothes…just everything to maintain her appearance or to look better while he can't be fucked to even shave, shower and get a haircut. It doesn't take much to look presentable as a dude, it's way easier and the fact
she works at it while he lets himself go screams "selfish".
No. 287374
>>287369>>287371Yeah, she seems pretty happy, or at the least content, with this set up, but I wonder why he seems really depressed.
He's seemed listless, he seems like he doesn't really give a shit about what he's doing anymore, he doesn't bother maintaining basic hygiene/his appearance and Anisa says he sleeps until 3pm. I do get the impression that he's depressed and it
did all start the second he began to date Anisa. If she was the reason, you'd think he'd just dump her. He wields all the power in the relationship, it's not like he'd end up homeless, like her, if they broke up. Plus, I'm sure all of the female stans clamoring to suck his dick makes it clear to him that he wouldn't die alone if he broke it off with her. I wonder what his deal is. Maybe it's that insecurity I mentioned before, maybe he thinks
>"The stans only wanna fuck me bc I'm an e-celeb, no girl would really want me besides Anisa. SIGH." No. 287396
>>287388That's true, inexperience is probably playing some kind of significant role, though I think his audience is at this point now where they rival Leafy fans in terms of infatuation and loyalty so they probably wouldn't mock him. If anything, they'd be like "YEAH, SHE SUCKS, ALWAYS HATED HER" the second he broke up with her.
It's probably a mix of him being afraid to admit he made a mistake having this girl move all the way from Canada with her dog, a lifetime of unaddressed insecurity and feeling like this is the only person who'll truly want him since it took 25 years before he could convince a chick to finally date him (I mean, fuck, can you imagine how that feels?).
Sorry to blogpost, but I was thinking of an ex I had who reminds me of Ian
a lot and had only slept with 2 girls shortly before I met him when he was 24. He was
so painfully insecure about his inexperience and the fact I had more sexual experience made him flip the fuck out, he felt the need to call me a slut and accuse me of cheating all the time.
I just get this feeling that a similar 26/27 year old man with little to no previous sexual or relationship experience is going to be such an insecure
dick to a girl who's slept with other dudes, dated other dudes and used to make money as a titty streamer. Like, she didn't feel the need to stop titty streaming while with her ex, but the second she starts dating Ian? No more Twitch. Plus, we know he told her she couldn't befriend and do business with Zoie Burgher. We've also seen him smack her on cam and call her stupid and a cunt. Like, I hate to sympathize with someone as obnoxious as Anisa, but I'd feel bad for her if Ian was being a little insecure weiner who couldn't handle the fact his girlfriend fucked other dudes before him.
No. 287409
>>287329
>for our Hawaii tripAaaand when is this supposed to happen? Also
>HOLY SHIT PLEASE TELL ME YOU GUYS WILL MAKE A VLOG!I unironically hope she does.
No. 287418
>>287374Being depressed in a brand new relationship is pretty strange, especially when it's babbys first. You would think someone like Ian would've been over the moon for the first few months, and typically girls tend to exert their influence over a guy's appearance during the honeymoon phase if they're of the more slovenly sort. But we never really saw a honeymoon phase of their relationship reflected in anything Ian did or posted. He's only gotten steadily worse since Anisa showed up. It's pretty weird. Either he was already falling into a severe cycle of depression when she popped up or she
triggered it.
No. 287423
>>287342Yeah, I really don't see any real commonalities between the two besides "Hee, our boyfriends are buds" and, sure, you can use that as a reason to get to know each other better and it's usually a nice gesture if you're friendly with your partner's friends, but it's pretty weird to
inherit a friendship just because you date this certain person. I have no idea if they're talking regularly and did discovered that they do share a lot in common, but…like, c'mon, Anisa is such an empty, shallow girl who's just mimicking Ian and regurgitating all of his opinions like some kind of alien who's doing a terrible job of impersonating a human being. She has certain things that she likes, but describing her is like "She enjoys baking/cooking, League of Legends, her dog…um…yeah, that's…that's pretty much it." whereas Kat has her own career and
life. Anisa is an extension of Ian, Kat is a real person. Watch, Anisa's going to suddenly develop a whole new set of interests while hanging out with Kat because that's the only way she knows how to make people like her, by absorbing their identity.
No. 287467
>>287418Yes, everything you said. I dunno if he has a history of depression, like, we've never seen him fall into a sullen, sloppy mess of a person before and he was always on top of his video schedule, he seemed very into making content.
I've theorized that after he blew up last year, he started to feel the pressure with all those new eyes on him who expected the same level of quality we see in his Content Cops and he just doesn't have it in him to
consistently create content on that level. 90% of Ian's shit is more like Bad Unboxing and it must be stressful as fuck when your audience is always demanding shit you can only produce 10% of the time. Then add in some relationship weirdness: depressed as fuck.
>>287463Actually, yeah, also true. It's normal for a guy as inexperienced as Ian to get swept up in the excitement and Anisa, I'm sure, was amped by the idea of moving out of her mom's house and living with this well-off YouTuber. I don't think she's
just in it for the money, I do think she's genuinely into him, but she'd have known it's not a great idea to move in together after only hanging out once or twice and was probably motivated by wanting to move out like a big girl and play house with Ian.
You obviously can't go from dating online to living together without shit being awkward, it's going to be weird as fuck. I wouldn't be surprised if he was like
"Fuck it, come to California, live with me, it'll be great! I'll pay for everything, just move here!" and then begins to realize he rushed everything, that they don't have much in the way of chemistry or commonalities, he's used to having privacy, his own schedule and doing shit according to how he likes it and not having to compromise with another human being in his space, but now he has to live 24/7 with someone and deal with their annoying habits and rituals. Then he feels like an asshole for moving someone from another country to live with him that he's not really into and has to ride out the six months till her visa ends because he's embarrassed by being an inexperienced ween who didn't listen to people telling him not to rush it.
No. 287475
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Looks like even Max is onto her shit… Excited to see how the couples retreat Hawaii trip goes..
No. 287480
>>287475ZING.
$10 says Anisa bitterly weeps about this to Ian ($3 says she stomps one of her feet while doing so) so he sighs and tells Max he only has to be nice to her until she moves back to Canada in a few months, then he can mock her shitty videos all he wants.
No. 287485
>>287482I guess it could just be a random joke, we'd need more context to know. Just seemed like he was referencing her love of AMAs since even she has tweeted in defense of herself making so many of them I'm assuming she's getting a good amount of comments on it to warrant addressing it and it's become a
thing.
No. 287548
>>287029you wrote too much, you gotta write it with weird spaces in the middle of the
sentence
so that anisa can understand what you're saying
No. 287554
>>287096The glue eating part, is that an American thing? Because I have never seen anything like that in my life…
Saged for ot
No. 287587
>>287580I'm 99% convinced that at some point, Ian's felt insecure, asked her how many guys she's slept with, she answered and his insecurity just flared up even more, thus creating a whole fucking issue.
If it hasn't happened yet, for the love of god, Anisa, tell him it's none of his business. Insecure, recently de-virginized guys are so weird about that shit, they'll spend all their time picturing their girlfriend being plowed by other dudes, working themselves up into a fit and then somehow convince themselves that knowing the exact number will make them feel better. Quelle surprise: no it doesn't.
Maybe I'm just projecting my own personal experiences, but doesn't he seem like the kind of guy who'd do that? Like, he'd be weirdly sexually conservative for 2017 and calls girls sluts if they've fucked more than 4 men in 10 years?
No. 287592
>>287569No, seriously, are there no toxins in the glue so you can literally swallow a fucking dollop? also chill the fuck out, didn't mean to
trigger you
No. 287599
>>287590I wish we could place bets with a bookie on whether or not she'll try to slide off of Ian's dick and onto George's while at VidCon. God, she's such an opportunistic asshole, I mean, that's how she got with Ian in the first place.
Ooof, imagine
finally losing your V-card to a girl in your mid to late 20's, she's moved in with you, everything's cool and then she tries to fuck your more popular, more talented, more well adjusted friend (who doesn't even really like you that much anymore) a year after she cheated on her ex with you. That'd be some traumatizing shit and it's weird how it's not even
that farfetched to believe she'd do it.
No. 287604
>>287600He referenced ShoeNice on the greenscreen backdrop before eating the glue. If you don't know already, ShoeNice is this random guy who'll eat
anything on his YouTube channel, he got some attention a few years ago for being batshit and weird. One of the more well known vids he did was of him chugging a bottle of Elmer's Glue. That and the fact that Elmer's is mostly marketed towards little kids (who are more likely to eat glue), you can easily draw the conclusion that it's not toxic.
No. 287625
>>287587I was a real first gf to a 21 y/o virgin. He started getting sloppy too (gained weight, dropped out of school, moved back in with parents, was a neet for a short time) and justified everything with some silly thought process like "well I have a gf now so as long as i have that". After I broke up with him he flew off the handle and believed that since it took him that long to get one girl to like him, no one ever will again or some shit. Called me a Stacy and said I was just going to go out every night to fuck random men.
He was very into ironic memes or whatever and liked the part of YT/internet Ian and co. does. Also weird about posting pics of us on social media, wanted to treat me like a best friend rather than a gf, etc. Insecure, inexperienced guys hype up having a gf too much and basically ruin it for themselves. I can't imagine what kind of baggage Ian has at 26 and first girlfriend.
No. 287629
>>287329I will feel so bad for katt when she has to spend real time with anisa. she'll realise how unoriginal and boring anisa really is.
>>287554a lot of kids I knew drank glue for dares back in middle school when I was there, so yeah it is, also
>>287604 >>287611why are you still replying to them?
No. 287640
>>287625Guhhh, sounds like he way spent too much time on /r9k/. Those guys just feed into each other's insecurity, it's like an echochamber of depressed, socially awkward men overwhelmed with self loathing, blaming everything on Chad fucking the Stacy who friendzoned them and interpreting every personal failure as some kind of confirmation that the deck is stacked against them and they were right all along.
>I can't imagine what kind of baggage Ian has at 26 and first girlfriend.Seriously. Whatever was standing in the way of him finding a serious relationship before 26 is still there, dating Anisa doesn't magically erase it, so it's a certainty that it's manifesting itself in some obnoxious way. I feel like it's probably a lot of insecurity that got progressively worse with time when his social awkwardness prevented him from meeting girls, like some kind of toxic cycle.
>>287634Yeah, actually, now that you mention it, I do remember him talking about dating in passing back in the day. Like…yeah, he
had to have gotten laid a handful of times. He wasn't a bad looking guy, y'know, he wouldn't have been treated like a leper on those dating apps. I doubt he had a
lot of luck, I can't imagine he had any game. I agree with what you listed, plus there were probably 1-3 girls throughout his teen/adult life who were cool with doling out a handjob in some bedroom at a party after a few beers. Like,
just enough experience where he's somewhat familiar with fingering, but definitely doesn't know how to eat a girl out. That level.
No. 287645
>>287642Nah, I don't care if Anisa's fucked a lot of dudes (I have no idea if she even has) and I give zero shits about her tittystreaming. I don't like that she's an opportunist who is dating whoever she thinks can provide her with e-fame while having no talent and no interest in working for success.
As for Ian, we're not shaming him for not having sex by a certain age or something, if that's what you're getting from the posts, you're skimming. We're discussing how sexual/dating inexperience affects a dude, especially in our society, and speculating over how that manifests itself in a relationship., e.g. insecurity, and how that behavior can fuck up a relationship.
While I enjoy speculating, I know a lot of anons think it's boring, stupid and pointless. Believe me, I'd prefer some milk, too, but we can't
make that happen, so, honestly, complaining about it is just as pointless until one of them provides said milk. Go peruse another thread in the meantime if you're bored, don't sulk.
No. 287655
>>287569What are you talking about, anon?
If it's the 'Is xxx American thing', last time it was me that asked of women being unfunny is an American meme and I was genuinely asking, not as a joke. This time it was a different anon and I guess they were also genuine.
Sorry if that's not it.
Sage for derailing.
No. 287659
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AHHH!!!
No. 287677
>>287668HOLY SHIT, that's not even HIS merch? She
bought unofficial Idubbbz merch? This wasn't even some shirt he had lying around?? Oh, that's too weird. That's so fucking weird. Ian, you couldn't even give your girlfriend your actual merch? You two are the fucking weirdest and not in the way you like to think that you are.
No. 287724
>>287642I agree this thread has become unreasonably catty and it's starting to come across as kind of pathetic. I'm obviously here for a reason, it's not like I'm a fan of either of them, but petty shit like "I think maybe he's kissed 6 girls" "No I think he must have only kissed 1 girl lol" and "Look at these lines I drew around Anisa's waist in paint haha" is like…bullshit?
But then maybe I'm just a bitch baby for wishing there weren't so many 16 year old former Ian stans littering the place.
No. 287729
>>287642>slut-shaming Home girl cheated on her ex with Ian. She's a slut.
>>287724Drawing lines on Anisa's waist bothers you? Have you been in the momo thread? Were you around for the good ol PT days when we would unstretch her obviously stretched photos? It's not catty, it's pointing how how she obviously manipulated the picture to get attebtion and praise when it was ridiculously obvious and anatomically impossible for her to look like that. Not sure what amazing milk you're waiting for the most personality-devoid person on /snow/ to drop, but drawing mspaint lines on her IG pics isn't going to draw away from it whenever it spills, I'm sure.
No. 287736
>>287724I just don't understand what you expect will happen if we stop and
only discuss milk when the cow isn't producing any real milk. We're shooting the shit with what we have in between good milk and you complaining that it's petty, boring, what have you isn't going to make Anisa or Ian a quality lolcow. Anisa is just an empty shell of a human being and Ian's pretty private. This thread is in /snow/, for godssake, it's here for a reason. The milk will flow in time, but when it isn't and you're unhappy with the shitposting, bitching like that isn't going to make the thread 100x more entertaining.
Like, I said this before, go read other threads in the meantime if it's boring or you find the discussion stupid. I follow multiple lolcows for this very reason, it keeps me entertained. Like, jesus, you're criticizing us for acting like teens, but you're an adult who can't entertain themselves during a dry period and believes sulking at us will change anything? Really?
No. 287740
>>287724Dude, scroll up, I already addressed this here
>>287645. Are you really only gleaning "lol stupid virgin with his skank girlfriend lolol probably only kissed 2 girls lmao loser" from that conversation? That's a pretty superficial interpretation of us discussing how people with very different levels of sexual experience will face a lot of issues when dating. If you still find that lame and pathetic, you can not read the thread and instead just check in sometimes to see if there's new milk. Done, solved.
No. 287742
>>287736>I just don't understand what you expect will happen if we stop and only discuss milk when the cow isn't producing any real milk. I'll stop getting blueballed by this thread.
"Hey, X new posts since I last visited, oh boy, I wonder what juicy thing happened!".
Looks. It's just petty banter and speculation. "Oh goddamn".
No. 287750
>>287742People are going to speculate whether it "blueballs" you or not. Just skim the posts and move on.
(If you want to bitch about being blueballed by a thread, try the cryaotic one. Every fucking time I go back to that one it's hundreds of posts of "I think they broke up this time!!!! 4srs! Jk…….they didn't………..:((((((")
No. 287753
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>>287750>try the cryaotic oneThe level of devotion in that thread is something.
No. 287795
>>287777First, type "sage" in the email field if you're not contributing, are going off topic, etc. It stops your post from bumping the thread.
Secondly, you can always google "Anisa Ian Cancer Crew lolcow" for older threads. There's a way of finding the older threads on lolcow itself, but I can't remember what it is, I'm sure another anon can tell you.
No. 287869
>>287866Haha, honestly, I was tempted to ask that myself. There's been some anon for a few days now (could be different people, but I dunno now) who likes to kick off infighting and it's starting to feel like a deliberate attempt to derail. Whenever somebody complains and we bicker and then settle it/move on, some anon is like "YEAH, I AGREE, THAT'S STUPID" and it's like, aw, dude, c'mon.
Or, y'know, I'm just a suspicious, paranoid fuck. Could be either.
No. 287911
>>287882Ohhhh, sorry, anon. I replied to
>>287793 thinking you were replying to something else, I got the context all wrong. My bad, I'm a dummy.
God, we really need to get this thread back on track. Sage for horrible levels of derailment and OT fuckery.
No. 287967
>>287467From the general tone of the conversation here, Chris and Ian's silence/uncaring about him can make sense maybe?
Perhaps, some part of him wants Anisa to cheat or mess up in a way that can be somewhat or even totally public so he can break up with her without looking like the dumbass who moved in the second girl he fucked from Canada?
No. 288005
>>287967Yeah, I could see that. Maybe he's not feeling this whole "rushing to move a near stranger into my house and crossing my fingers it's a good idea" decision, is regretting it, but doesn't want to look like a piece of shit by kicking out a girl he had move in with him after a few short months, so he's waiting until her visa expires or, even better, she makes a move on backburner boyfriend Chris so he has every justifiable reason to dump her and won't come out on the other side with a bruised reputation/brand.
Or perhaps he's just indifferent at this point and doesn't care if she starts fucking his clone, just as long as she makes him din dins and lugs around camera equipment.
>>287974Oh, she'd definitely prefer to be Joji's special ladyfriend. Ian was a nice upgrade, in her mind, from Akaadian, but Joji could easily supplant Ian if he ever showed the slightest bit of interest. He has way more cool-successful-internet-edgelord-celebrity points than Ian and I'm sure she'd see plenty of opportunity in dating him. Also, yeah, he was her fave YouTuber.
I just don't see Joji being that guy who'd let Ian's girl give him a beej just to prove to his acquaintance/old friend that his girlfriend is shady. I also don't think Anisa would be that obvious, like, she didn't make any overt moves on Ian when they met up at VidCon. She said, I think in a podcast (ughh), that she thought she ruined everything by blurting out "I don't have sex on the first date" and that Ian was surprised because he hadn't made it seem like he expected her to do so. Much social skills.
I mean, clearly she's fine with attending VidCon with her boyfriend and going on a date with another dude, she referred to it as her and Ian's first date herself, so hitting on somebody wouldn't be outside the realm of possibility, but she has enough sense to not fuck it up by offering to sleep with Joji or something.
No. 288135
>>288103Aaughh, I want that vlog footage so bad. Ian belching in the foreground, being a complete autist, while over his shoulder, Anisa gripping Joji's arm in the background and laughing super hard while his eyes bore into the camera across the room, silently pleading "Help me."
>>288114And this, too. I'd love that so much, but, to be honest, she's such a drab, boring girl that she probably just kind of fades into the background and watches from the sidelines as her boyfriend and his friends talk and joke around. She'd laugh at the dumb memes Ian spouts off, maybe she'd giggle at shit Joji says, but can anybody really picture her joining in on the conversation? Like, what opinions would she share? All of her opinions are watered down Ian opinions. I don't envy Kat having to make conversation with
that while on vacation.
No. 288139
>>288135Samefag, sorry, I trailed off and didn't actually explain my thought. I meant she'd probably be more like furniture when around "the boys", so much so that they wouldn't even get to know her and see whether or not she's shit. Like, if Ian asked them what they thought, they could say "Yeah, she's nice", but there isn't enough a
person there to really have any real beef with her. It's not like she'd say anything cunty, she's such a spineless, inoffensive gornisht who desperately wants these guys to like her.
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wait so she "always" gets mistaken for a white european but she claims she was bullied and called a towel head for being muslim???
No. 288162
>>288158>Maria is literal fireI REALLY hope that was written to sound stupid on purpose.
Is she just kissing ass or something? What logic is that? They aren't saying she looks
like Marzia, they're saying she just looks like her family immigrated from Marzia's
country at some point. Jesus, if she's ass kissing Marzia, she's fucking sucks at subtlety.
Like, ooh, wow, Vincent D'ONofrio is Italian as well, Anisa, does that mean
anything? Or is it just another person with Italian heritage that has nothing to do with you? I hope, for your sake, Marzia doesn't see this shit.
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she looks like an ugly demi lovato at her best.
No. 288181
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>>288178maybe she is Demi's lost sister, poot
No. 288217
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i finally watched the cinnamon bun video… well not really, i just watched her forget to cover the yeast and left to watch Mind over Munch's video on it…
how did she get famous? i'm not into streams (i like the drama though) but most of these streamers are like decent looking or asian. i actually feel sorry for her; her voice is grating and her face is uglier in motion. i also couldn't get over her janky teeth. i also feel sorry about her being locked up in a basement, that's fucked.
No. 288331
>>288314Most redditors are liberal. Example: check out /r/politics it's been a lot worse but you'll just see anti-Trump news. They aren't covering Scott Weiner and his attempts to decriminalize hiding your HIV status from your sex partners. Also, some liberal dude got accused of rape. It's not front-page worthy, but if it were a republican it'd be on the front page.
No matter your opinion on Trump, you have to admit that he does some decent things. The other day there was a post complaining about the costs of the missile strike which "could've gone to help Flint." Trump has actually donated a decent amount of money to Flint. That's pretty commendable.
Another example of Reddit's liberal bias was that Bernie (their leader) condemned TPP. So they all hated TPP. After the election Trump put an end to that and suddenly they all loved TPP and missed it dearly.
Also, the recent missile strike is something that a lot of "globalists" would be in favour of… usually. A lot of Trump supporters are against it, infact because it goes against what he promised about putting America first and not getting involved in foreign affairs. But nope, Trump's causing WW3. I mean he could very well be doing that, but it's kind of disgusting seeing how biased Reddit can be.
I know I've gone on a long tangent, and it's because I should be writing my essay right about now.
No. 288337
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>>287396>We've also seen him smack her on cam and call her stupid and a cunt.lol wtf, link?
No. 288341
>>288337It's during their live stream, it's linked in one or two of the threads.
He doesn't, y'know, backhand her or anything, he just starts "playfully" smacking her face and then starts going harder and faster. She's clearly annoyed and asks "What was that?" after he finally stops and he answers "It looked good in the viewfinder", to which she glares at him and it takes him like a full minute to notice.
It's not the same as straight up abuse, but it was fucking weird. If a dude smacked me in the face the first time we hung out since we started online dating and seemed oblivious to how much it pissed me off, it'd be a big red flag.
Also, yeah, he calls her house and her room ghetto, makes fun of her for mispronouncing words/using words incorrectly, calls her stupid and then "playfully" calls her a cunt as she's getting him Q-tips. She snaps "Don't call me that" and he just laughs. What a winner. Respects her so much, obviously.
No. 288344
>>287655Yeah that was me (that asked the glue thing) and yes I was being genuine as we don't have Elmer's in my country and I've never heard of anyone actually eating glue.
Saged for derail as well.
No. 288430
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>>288341>he calls her house and her room ghettoOh, that is rich coming from him. Here is the other side of his own room (from a few slightly different angles) where he has filmed the majority of his videos, before he got the idea to sit with his back turned to the computer table instead of facing it. Yes, it is that tiny and that trashy.
Yes, there is unidentifiable rubbish and crumpled clothes everywhere. Yes, all of the furniture is that drab and old. No, the wardrobe has no door. Yes, that is a rusty metal bucket on the floor. No, there are no bookshelves and no books. No, there are no paintings nor any kind of ornaments, nor anything even remotely nice-looking in that space.
When he made the change, he made a lovely panoramic shot of the entire room where you can clearly see that it is as small from back to front as it is from right to left and how incredibly messy, grimy and badly furnished it is. I wanted to post it, but, luckily for him but unfortunately for us, he has since privated it.
No. 288431
>>288430I know we joke about Ian being autistic, but…
… has anyone ever noticed just how fucking WEIRD he is? I mean, forget the mess. He's a dude. Dudes can be slobs. What's fucking me up is how bland and barren the entire room is.
Just bland white sheets and bland white walls and random useless junk strewn about…not even a poster, no books, no anything that would indicate Ian has interests or a personality.
Who lives like that? Even autistic people have interests and personalize their living space.
No. 288440
>>288158This bitch should not even BEGIN to waste her time trying to lick Marzia's clit. 1) Marzia would NEVER have anything to do with you Anisa. Her brand is not anywhere near the low rent shit you do. Even if in some parallel dimension she liked her, her and PewDiePie are business smart first. You would drag down her brand and she would never have that. 2) Get it line, you're far from the first e-famous girlfriend to try to cuddle up to Marzia just because their boyfriend might have been referenced by, met, or even been friends with PewDiePie 3) Hahaha, if CinnamonToastKen's, PewDiePie's actual "friend" (used lightly) who he's made numerous videos with, wife/gf/whatever SuperMaryFace (also notable social climber who found the glass ceiling fake tits, lack of skill, and a shitty personality hovers above and has now relegated herself to housewife) hasn't been able to get in a video with Marzia (shit, when they visited Felix in the UK, Marzia mysteriously took a trip) how in the fuck can you even begin to think you will be noticed by her? You, a former titty streamer dating fucking iDubbbz. Marzia would not sneeze in your direction.
My god, this bitch is on another level of delusional if she thinks she can jump from Maxmoefoe's girlfriend to
fucking Marzia.
No. 288482
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>>288158Damn, Anisa went full stupid in this one. Keep the milk flowing.
I miss joji but actually I'm kinda happy he isn't hanging out that much with the cancer crew and fucking crazy Anisa.
No. 288609
>>288431I don't really decorate or personalize my bedroom. Between the ages of 19 and 25, I wasn't living in any one place longer than 6 months at a time, so it just felt pointless to settle in and make the space
mine. Now I'm more stationary, but out of habit, I still don't decorate the room. I do have books on a bookcase and painted one wall turquoise (best color), but it's pretty much just as barren as Ian's.
I think that's his bedroom in his parent's house before he moved to Oceanside…I mean…it looks like a young dudes childhood bedroom, y'know? If it is, then…it would be pretty weird to have lived in a bedroom for yeeears and never even taped a magazine clipping to a wall.
Also, that shabby twin mattress and the indifference about the mess (and feeling PERFECTLY FINE filming with
that as a video backdrop) pretty much confirms he was not getting laid on the regular for a loooong time, unless he was finding some girls with incredibly low standards who don't mind getting railed on a pile of reeking laundry.
No. 288698
>>288431>not even a poster, no books, no anything that would indicate Ian has interests or a personality. Ouch. I used to live like that because I've had social anxiety and always worried about what people would think about me if I put shit I liked in my room if they happened to even come near my room for some reason.
I don't think that's the case with Ian though.
No. 288747
>>288376oh come on anon, he wasn't criticizing Pepsi for being unhealthy, he was making fun of the Pepsi commercial for being all high and mighty when in fact its just a commercial for some sugary shit drink. He also wasn't promoting Dr Pepper as healthy or nutrient rich so wheres the hypocrisy?
You could at least try to find a solid reason to shit on him.
No. 288760
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>>288440ohh bitch! I approve of this!
No. 288765
>>288441yeah she actually got famous at the same time Felix did and they met on youtube. You know she hasn't let the youtube fame gotten to her head and yeah she doesn't say dumb shit to the fans like Anisa does.
>Because she actually has her own shit going on.Also Marzia is a very nice person, she doesn't let herself get involved in drama. Unlike miss lady pear here. Yes it's true Marizia is making a clothing line (I think) and other fashion projects.
So Pearnisa is waaay above her head if she thinks Marzia will give her the light of day. Marzia wouldn't be caught dead with this rotten pear bitch.
>DELUSION, CONVINCE YOURSELF! No. 288786
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>>288778disrespecting ur girlfriend?? fucking GOALSsSSSSSSs
No. 288807
>>288765I mean, she's not without her faults and I think she gets ahead of herself a bit and only wants to do stuff to say she did it (like that book she "wrote" and published under her YouTube name for fucks sake), but when you compare her to the trash heap that is Anisa, Marzia is basically royalty.
>>288767I think that's a good part of the reason why their relationship is so strong and why they're not like most other YouTube couples where the guy (or sometimes girl) got famous then met some e-fame hungry person or they started a channel together. Pewds started first but she liked him when he was nothing, and I'm sure that only strengthens their relationship, that she was there for him when this was so stupid thing he was doing. Then she started and they grew alongside each other. It's way more reflective of how real life is. You meet someone as you're both on your career paths and grow with each other's support, but do your own things.
No. 288808
>>288771There's something about that video that really gets to me (besides the obvious, dangerous levels of autistic fuckery). Every time I see it, I feel
pissed. I just picture myself in her shoes…I could laugh off the smacking, but his complete lack of concern, interest, worry, etc. as he explains why he did it, despite her clearly being annoyed, and how he can't even spare any attention as he plays the game even though his new girlfriend is, again, clearly unhappy with him, it's just
fucked.
It's, like, fuck, he gives zero shits. He's on a date, visiting his new girlfriend for the first time, he just slapped her a bunch, she's not a happy camper and it doesn't even cross his mind that he might need to remedy this situation or their night is fucking ruined.
Granted, it wasn't fucking ruined, she let it slide, but I'd have…I'd have been way more upset about his indifference than the slapping. I'd probably have told him that I need him to get the fuck out of my house, NOW.
It's like he doesn't see any difference between a chair and Anisa.
No. 288818
>>288807Your habitual use of the filler words 'I mean' to start your posts make you as identifiable across this site as if you were a namefag.
Sage, just wanted to let you know
No. 288826
>>288823You
write them often
at the start of a post too? Huh. Ok. It's not at all common, I've been on anonymous imageboards for over 10 years and it still really caught my eye as something characteristic. Coincidence that there are two of you then, I guess.
No. 288827
>>288807>…They grew alongside each other. It's way more reflective of how real life is. You meet someone as you're both on your career paths and grow with each other's support, but do your own things.This x 100000. I'm not exactly a fan of Felix and I usually don't care about Marzia, but it's really sweet and cute how their relationship developed.
Anisa really ought to dedicate some time to studying Marzia and teach herself some valuable lessons. Here, Anisa, like this:
When you display a clear pattern of only wanting to date guys with e-fame, it will never come across as sweet, normal, healthy, etc. It will just come across as opportunistic, gross and fake.
Marzia did that ~CRAZY~ thing where she found a dude she thought was cute and decided to date him because they have fun together and shit in common. She didn't cosy up to his side after his YouTube channel blew up. She and Felix aren't #goals for me, but teens like cooing over YT'er relationships and I think Felix and Marzia provide a pretty good example of what a healthy, normal (as normal as you can get while being/dating Pewds) relationship looks like to their audiences. It's nice.
>>288818Weeeeird, I was just thinking about that. I use "I mean", "like" and "just" way too much and I was thinking about how I need to break that habit.
No. 288829
>>288818Let's see…
>>281475Not me.
>>282320Me.
>>282654Not me.
>>282849Not me.
>>283104Not me.
>>286055Not me.
>>287365Not me.
>>287396Not me.
>>287599Not me.
>>287666Not me.
>>288005Not me.
>>288331Not me.
>>288431Not me.
So one out of the thirteen uses since your super investigative assumption. It's almost like more than one person uses the same simplistic phrasing. I mean how insane. Perhaps we can figure out who is who from who uses "like" too much as well.
Safe for shut up this is stupid.
No. 288836
>>288829>>288830It's cool, anon is right, I do rely on filler phrases/words all the time, both while writing and speaking, and I've been thinking about how I need to make a conscious effort not to do so. Also, I lol'd when you
started italicizing
every other
word because I've realized semi-recently that I apparently feel some kind of strong need to
EMPHASIZE shit all the fucking time.
Good looks, anon, I'm gonna make an effort to cut back on it. Having easily identifiable writing sort of ruins the entire point of this "anonymous" thing.
No. 288854
>>288835Idk why you would go so far to insult me by calling me Anisa. I didn't deserve that much.
Even if I was wrong I was obviously just being helpful by pointing that stuff out.
No. 288860
>>288826Yeah fair enough, I guess I do it so often that I didn't notice other people
didn't do it lol.
>>288855That one and the really needlessly rude one she left on some guys' video because they dared to speak against her """friend"""" Chris.
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>>288850Found it. ROFL love the damage control in this.
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tfw your own fucking fan noticed you're a retard with a lack of education
just like…. yeast? is a bacteria? anisa, are you all right? I'm pretty sure if you asked a 7th grader, they'd know yeast in a fungus. God, Anisa. Fact check yourself before you speak. (but that would include you putting more effort in your videos) Google was invented for people like you.
No. 288885
>>288855Any normal, adult woman would have rolled their eyes and moved on if a weirdo like Roosh made a video insisting their boyfriend is the epitome of sexually frustrated betas who bully girls like Tana because they want to fuck chicks like her, but never will be able to (Roosh is wrong 99.999% of the time, but he's very right in this single instance).
Anisa snarkily implying that she's on that greasy dick 24/7 in her comment is basically admitting that
-She's insecure as fuck and already worries that Ian wants to fuck blondes with Kim Kardashian makeup and big tits
-Roosh rustled her jimmies like nobody's business
She's so dumb and so controlled by her insecurity that she couldn't let the insult slide without making sure Roosh knows that, for your information, Ian pounds that puss all the damn time and he is not interested in blonde sluts THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
No. 288889
>>288882She's not just your typical idiot, see, she's the kind of idiot who is convinced they're intelligent. She's so certain of herself! What's that even like, being so
certain you're well read and knowledgeable despite everything pointing to the contrary? It must require a bizarre, unhealthy level of arrogance. People point out her mistakes constantly, it basically happens every time she tries to cite something or share a little factoid with her followers, yet she feels zero self-doubt and continues to fancy herself being some kind of scholar who's an expert in countless fields of study, that it would be selfish of her not to share her vast knowledge with the world.
I'm almost in awe of her delusion.
No. 289010
>>288895Is she actually the daughter of a lawyer? I wonder how he feels about her.
And could you, or anyone post that tweet? I'd love to see it :)
No. 289012
>>2881581,2
MARZIA (AND PEWDIEPIE) WILL NEVER NOTICE YOU
No. 289013
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>>289010samefag here and found it… wow.
No. 289015
>>289013lol dis bitch really loves to brag, too bad she just got a shitty art degree. #thoseproudparents
lol her greatest acomplishments
>she became a tit streamer (rainbowtitz)>fucked a twitch gamer (da ex) >fucked a youtuber (edups)>trying to get to fuck another youtuber (edups 2.0)>100 layers of cum? (trisha got a new challenger)>has the brain of a squirrel Bravoo she is a fucking idiot, haha there's a video of her that she says she has fucked a lot of men, this bitch has no talent and the thirst is real with her.
No. 289020
>>289015I wouldn't say Chris is idubbbz 2.0, he's really just a cheaper, off-brand Ian.
Or maybe I'm wrong; there must be some reason why she's downgrading.
No. 289023
>>289020maybe because Ian is a fucking retard who doesn't know how to treat women.
>he burps on her >he eats her stuff >he doesn't take her to places when she needs it>slaps her >doesn't respect her >doesn't give her shout outs >pretty much uses her as a tit fuck toy lol I guess she is finally opening her eyes and the other dude does give her shout outs and even includes her on his vids.
No. 289042
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Edgy.
No. 289097
>>289015Yeah, except she never got the shitty art school degree. It is NOT hard to pass art school. If you do your work and show up, you can get by fine. Even if you're a shitty artist, you can get by. If they were more than happy to take your money despite your portfolio looking like trash, then they are not going to turn away a chance at making more money over something as frivolous as "complete lack of talent and creativity".
>>289042Oh my goddd…that is so fucking embarrassing. No, I'm embarrassed for myself, that I liked this dude's content in the past.
I have such a hard time telling what is a joke with him, he has to know the old guy didn't die, right? A few seconds of googling and reading would dispel that notion.
I used to think his tweets were him laughing at how his followers will like and retweet ANYTHING he says, no matter how stupid and/or meaningless it is, but I had the awful realization awhile back that, nope…no, he actually thinks being "lol random XD" and oh-so-edgy is straight up comedic gold. Ian would tweet "Farted on my mom while she was crying at my grandma's funeral. Dumb fucking bitch", people would applaud and he'd take that as confirmation he's the next Lenny Bruce, tumbling deeper and deeper into the delusion that he's a legitimate comedian.
No. 289191
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'Oh hey everyone, send me more shit!!!'
lol suspicions confirmed
No. 289195
>>289191Again with the broken spine pose.
I know she has no waist, but this makes her look like she has no midsection at all. Like her legs are coming straight out of her diaphragm.
No. 289264
>>289042The more I think of it, the more I realize that his nickname "gay retard" is perfect for him.
Unironically.
His partner has a very manly face and body, and the things he says and does are straight up idiotic.
No. 289315
>>289191Oh shit, Anisa is growing into a proper lolcow, encouraging people to send her free shit for doing absolutely nothing. I've got the feeling she'll eventually go Luna on everybody, just bragging about her gifts and not even saying thank you.
Who is this Jasmine and why is she so eager to throw her money away on Ian's stubby dick-maid? Do AMA's about a horribly dull person and shitty (DIY!!!) cinnamon bun tutorials get people
that amped? Or is this some Ian stan who's hoping to impress him by showing kindness towards his tard girlfriend?
No. 289474
>>289346It's possible. Not everybody on the spectrum displays super obvious symptoms and, if it's mild enough, like, you don't have the stereotypical symptoms of Aspergers or severe Autism, you can go through life without anybody catching it.
One of my friends is almost definitely on the spectrum and undiagnosed, it just manifests itself through him not really understanding human emotion (e.g. "Why do people care if their partner cheats on them? Why does it matter?", "I don't understand how you could date someone for a year and have them mean more or as much to you as a friend who you've known all your life, it makes no sense"). It's like knowing a vulcan who happens to have a great sense of humor.
I kind of get the same vibe from Ian as I do from my friend. Pretty normal for the most part, but oblivious when it comes to how he can seem rude or cold. They're also both very awkward, physically and socially.
Seeing Ian in that video where he smacks Anisa and he seems surprised and confused that this it's even an issue for her, that REALLY reminded me of my friend. That entire stream, actually, he just doesn't seem to have the social aptitude to know when it's inappropriate to treat someone like your longtime buddy. Most people know that you shouldn't call your brand new girlfriend a cunt during a livestream while visiting her for the first time.
So, again, it's possible. I've definitely seen some signs that something's not quite "normal" about the guy.
No. 289548
>>289195For her next video, she should do a "How to take a selfie like me!!" tutorial.
>Plan a daily bathroom photoshoot, work out a schedule with your boyfriend that gives you 2 hours of free time in there>Whatever you do, don't clean the mirror>Wear the same tacky denim short shorts in every picture despite bragging about how you went clothes shopping recently>Curve your spine (180 angle, preferably)>Plant your feet three feet apart to trick idiotic teen girls into thinking you have a thigh gap>Pop one hip out to an extreme degree to trick idiotic neckbeards into thinking you have curves>Now block your horribly contorted body behind both arms (Peace signs are cute uwu~)>Take the picture! Saaaaaaay Ngger! LOL REMEMBER? MY BOYFRIEND'S IDUBBBZ? REMEMBER THAT MEME?>Repeat 500 times until you manage to take 4 that don't bring on a wave of overwhelming self loathing when you look at themWithin one week, one of her followers would break their back attempt to curve their spine in so many extreme directions at once, ending up a paraplegic, and she'd have to take to Twitter to apologize to the kid's family for being so recklessly irresponsible.
No. 289696
>>289042I like how even if you go on tumblr and look him up, all you see are people stanning him. You'd expect at least some people to be "
triggered", but nope.
No. 290493
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"KIIILLLLLL MEEEEEEEE…"
No. 290542
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>>290493She's trying to copy this picture I imagine
No. 290551
>>290545Yeah, the mouth is all kinds of fucked up. The head looks like it's a profile shot, but then the mouth looks like it's a 3/4 view and the eye…that's…that eye should not be a circle. The neck is soooo long and thin compared to the photo reference. She really doesn't understand perspective whatsoever. I feel kind of bad for making fun of this because I'm not exactly the most talented artist, but it drives me crazy that she's this bizarre mix of unwarranted self importance and insecurity.
>"Check out my watercolor, no big deal, I'm just super talented, I'm an artist, please love me, please tell me it's good, please be impressed, oh noooo…" No. 290752
>>290646I think Joji is somewhat embarrassed and just stick around for the fandom and the videos. I know filthy frank is what is it because of Joji sense of humor but after all Joji has "grown up" a little bit and maybe sees the cancer crew as what they are really: lots of drama.
I mean, he's making music and going to release a new disc soon. Meanwhile Ian is being involved in drama with Tana Mojo and being cuckolded in public by his fangirl girlfriend
>>290493>it's starting to take some sort of shameHoly shit, bitch had the audacity
No. 290769
>>286674does it bother anyone else that shes trying to involve the science side of cooking like good eats does
it bothers me
No. 291363
>>289191OooOoh we're half way therrrree
OoooOOOH your head looks like a peaaaar
No. 291378
>>291374George's music career has really taken off in the last few months so I assume the more public distancing is based solely on that, as well as a lack of collaboration with the others, especially if he's busy working on more songs or whatever. It's difficult to believe he's suddenly decided all of his friends are shit within the last 6 months if he's still hanging with Ethan, talking to Max, etc. purely a career move, imo.
>>290493What the…has she ever seen a dogs mouth in her life?
No. 291410
>>291398I just gotta say, I'm happy my "Anisa's squirrel brain" thing is catching on. Sage for making it all about me.
>>291405>>291406Yeah, I doubt Joji lurks here. I get the general impression that he's only interested in doing his thing, making music, making YT content, possibly focusing on making that tour happen, hanging with his friends and living his own life.
I'm not even so sure that Ian lurks here. It's not because he has a happy, healthy life that distracts him from online fuckery, I think he's very wrapped up in the internet and any real world interactions he has are tied into his online life in some way, but because his head is so far up his ass, enjoying the smell of his own farts, that he feels as though caring about what us peasants think is beneath one such as himself. Some arrogant THE LION DOES NOT CONCERN HIMSELF WITH THE OPINIONS OF THE SHEEP sorta mindset.
Meanwhile, there is no doubt in my mind that Anisa lurks here. Her insecurity is so intense that, while it rustles her jimmies and
triggers her ass every time she reads this thread, she can't stop herself. Like tongueing a sore on the roof of her mouth. It's like a compulsion for her. Good. You're a living, breathing joke in the shape of a cunt, Anisa.
No. 291481
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Anisa is this (fake) magazine's target audience, I swear to god.
No. 291586
>>291570Yeah, I mean, as I said, it's almost definitely Anisa. She probably told Ian who then tipped off his family. Ian's insecure, but not the kind of insecure where you're self centered as fuck and can't stop reading horrible things about yourself, wallowing in self loathing and morbid curiosity. I picture Ian shrugging it off and looking for ways to bully people (Anisa) to make himself feel better about himself.
Joji doesn't give two shits about lolcow. Good for him.
Anisa's lurking here, I've seen too much shit, there's weird timing and…I dunno, just a
lot of signs. She IS that variety of self centered insecure fuck who needs to read all of the horrible shit people write, but has a panic attack after being unable to handle the harsh nature of reality. I bet Chris adores Anisa's "LOLCOW SAID THIS ABOUT ME…" freakouts because he can be the shoulder she cries on, comforting her, inching his hand closer and closer to that pear cooch…
Eugh, fucking gross.
No. 291615
>>291609I knowwww
She literally likes every comment that praises her shit content.
Her fans are the reason YouTube is going to shit. A lot of YouTube's get lazy with their content when all they get is praise instead of critiques.
No. 291692
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New Baited! went up about an hour ago, I just listened to it. Contents: reasonable criticism of YouTube, good points being made.
No milk, except on this awesome cover art. Chad was a good host, and the three of them have settled into a nice dynamic. All in all, I think this has turned out to be a good next step for Chad after the Cancer Crew.
Pity Ian and Max do not recognize when it is time to move on like George and Chad did. They are still trying to beat a dead horse, and the result is predictably cringy.
No. 291705
>>291703Eh, idk about that. I'd say he moved on if he had some fresh content, did some novel stuff, grew as a creator.
I don't see him doing that.
No. 291759
>>291692At one point of this podcast, Keem begrudgingly noticed that since the recent demonetization wave and push for advertiser and family friendly content, Youtubers were far more hesitant and sensitive, holding back from making controversies and attacking each other like they used to. He lamented how this means little to no Youtube drama from now on.
This obviously hurts DramaAlert, but unfortunately also means Youtube will probably dry out as a plentiful source of cows we milk here. I wonder if that really is how this will pan out.
sage for off-topic
No. 291983
>>291759People tend to be petty, vindictive and shitty to one another, particularly YouTubers since so many of them are emotionally stunted, immature cunts. They'll definitely find a way to start beef with one another, getting all their goon friends to join in on hating somebody and ganging up on them, despite the fact the person in question has likely never actually done anything to them in particular. They're addicted to the quick high of ganging up on [insert enemy of the week] and feeling oh-so-self righteous, who cares about "picking your battles" or "minding your own business".
They'll find a way to keep up the dramu, where there's a will, there's a way.
No. 292373
>>291749Didn't max go to Japan with abipop?
I know nothing about him but some anons keep saying he did a sims series so maybe he could just be a gaming channel like mark and jackseptic
No. 292383
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No. 292427
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anisa, i thought you said catcalling didn't exist???
No. 292584
Didn't see anybody post this, thought I'd throw it up here. It's, uhhh…pretty nothing. He's shaved the abomination-stache, somebody even sent him a razor as a heavy handed hint to get that trash off his face, but thank the gods, he already had.
He looks cleaner and more put together, though it's hard to tell if he's still a greaselord or not while wearing a hat.
As for the actual content…yeah, it's…stuff happens. Nothing's funny. There wasn't a single funny moment in the entire video, I wouldn't even deign to call it "entertaining". I don't know what changed since the last batch of bad unboxings from last year, but I suspect I only enjoyed them because of the novelty factor back then and now that it's worn off, I'm just staring at a pale, gawky, gangly fuck get too excited about saying the word "cunt" and opening free shit.
I do like that somebody sent him custom made Pink Guy Jordans and told him to give them to Joji. While he said no because they had clearly been worn already, I have a feeling he wasn't too pleased that he opened a package, only to find out it's Joji fanmail, that Joji's fanmail is 1000x better than the garbage he gets sent and I'm sure he doesn't appreciate being treated as "That guy who can get your Joji fan mail to him. By him I mean Joji, the one who's actually talented and entertaining. Not like Ian. Nope."
How can you live in SoCal and be so, so, so fucking pale?
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this would be cute and all if Ian wasn't ignoring her to be on his phone
No. 292645
>>292604Some people just don't really tan; I used to live in SoCal too, would sit outside every day, and remained pasty white. I only burn lol.
That said I have no doubt he also never goes outside, so no matter how easily his skin tans it's irrelevant. He has the pale, greasy sheen of a man who spends lots of time in basements.
No. 292669
>>290493It isn't bad.
>>290503This is what makes it redeemable tbh. Is it a bit unsettling/uncanny valley.
No. 292691
>>292645>>292604It's not that weird. Complexions are classed into 6 types, and type I and II only burn without tanning at all or burn before tanning somewhat, respectively. The dude's on the fairer side of the spectrum.
Anisa better watch out how much she's in the sun, comparatively. She has deep ass lines in her face at 23 (dem forehead lines in that pic with Ian), and socal sun isn't going to help.
No. 292769
>>292604Who cares if he's pale?? I have a friend who goes out every day on long walks and still pale. Not everyone tans/ wants to tan.
It's healthy to avoid the sun for long periods
No. 292798
>>292769>>292691>>292632Jeeesus, y'all really took the pale comment personally. I'm actually pale as fuck, I'm not shitting on pale people as a whole. Yes, I'm aware that some people just don't tan, that they'll instead burn and peel, that's what my Irish mom's skin does if she spends any time in the sun. Just freckles and burn. I'll get a nice tan if I'm outside enough, but I also happen to live in the Northeast and don't have much of an opportunity to get one. My entire point was that Ian's living in a place that's sunny year round and the dude shows zero signs of ever spending any time in that lovely SoCal sun; no freckles, no burn, no tan. Doesn't even have a farmers tan/burn.
I just get a mental image of him sitting in a dark house 24/7, shouting directions to Anisa from the couch as she vacuums and he plays on his phone.
>>292768Ugh, I know, right? I'm stuck between my distaste for Ian and my utter hatred for Grease. He makes some fair points; Ian's videos are lazy, he can't be bothered to shit out more than 2 videos a month despite them clearly taking no effort, he's not funny, his fans are god awful, etc.
The thing is, Onision's
really latching onto the "IDUBBBZ USES SLURS" argument when we all know damn well that Greg doesn't give a shit, he's trying to pander to his audience by taking the moral high ground. Yes, Ian dropping n-bombs and other slurs is gross, but Greg has his own history of racist content. Before he realized he'd need to pander to the tumblr set to get any real views, his content was filled with everything that is anti-PC (and not even in a funny, clever way, just crass and stupid), so he's just set himself up to be called out as an idiot hypocrite.
Also, him trying to take credit for Filthy Frank? LOL. Oh, so you were the first one to film yourself running around, looking like an idiot, Greg? NOBODY ever thought to do that before you? Is that so? The delusions of grandeur never end with this guy.
A good number of his complaints are valid, but the fact he's petulant, pissy and clearly jealous of Ian's popularity overshadows any argument he makes. Greg's views are in the shitter while Ian's getting 1 million views in just 24 hours, Ian's e-fame is fucking with Greg's delusion that he's "king of YouTube" and Greg thinks the solution is pointing out everything wrong with Ian/his fans in the hopes that all the teens on YouTube will notice they were wrong to sub to Ian and will come crawling back to Greg. It's never gonna happen. Also, he's crossing his fingers, praying that this will bait Ian into doing a Content Cop on him, hoping that it'll bring in much needed traffic. It fucking won't. Too bad, so sad.
No. 292800
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Those shorts are tight as fuck though?
You just have a small ads.
Also, she's talking about improving her "leg game" but still takes selfies where the majority of her legs at ecut off In the pic. Cow.
No. 292805
>>292800Hahaha, ahhh…god, Anisa.
I love (well, hate, but you know what I mean) her special brand of humblebragging.
She doesn't just humblebrag, she humblebrags about an attribute
that doesn't even fucking exist.
>"Oh no you guys, I never wear lipstick because a boy said I'd be pretty if not for my HYUUUUGE lips, I'm so insecure, I hope this lipstick looks alright!!"Doesn't have huge lips
What hetero dude prefers thin lips
>"Bawww I have such HYUUUUGE tits, you guys, it makes me so self conscious, muh BDD, halp, please don't make fun of my giant, heaving, pert bosom!!"Doesn't have big tits, wears heavily padded bras, is a B cup
>"OOPS, my shorts are just waaaay toooo BIG, don't judge me, I can't help being so slim, I can't help that these shorts hang off of my waifish frame, oh woe!"Shorts clearly fit fine/are a bit snug
This latest picture is just an excuse for her to take a picture of her (flat) ass and appeal to the drooling neckbeard crowd. Nothing makes Anisa happier than being some basement dweller's jerkbait.
No. 292810
>>292805Samefag.
For somebody who loves to reference their crippling BDD, she sure as hell takes a TON of fucking selfies. I know every girl online these days says they have BDD, but I was actually diagnosed with it and I rarely ever take selfies of myself. Also, sure, every case of BDD is different and the severity varies from person to person, but I feel like it's safe to say the one trait BDD sufferer's share is being camera shy. I'll take maybe 10 selfies a year (at most) and it actually makes me sad because I don't have many photos to look at when I get nostalgic, yet here's Anisa, taking a ton of selfies every damn day.
I don't doubt that she's highly self conscious and insecure, but I wish she'd drop the whole "Oh, woe, muh crippling BDD, you can't make fun of me because of muh mental illness, bawww" act because she sure as hell seems pleased as punch to spend an hour a day snapping pictures of herself and posting them online for all the world to see. She's just using BDD as a shield so people will think twice before making fun of her appearance. It's actually pretty fucked.
No. 292870
>>292810she wasn't "anorexic" and didn't have BDD. She's entirely self diagnosed, people with those issues have to struggle with them for a really long time. It sounds like she crash dieted as a kid.
but then again, she thinks her lips, tits and ass are YUGE!
No. 292872
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>>292866Why do I always laugh at the pear jokes, it never gets old
No. 292874
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>>292800This made me scroll down her twitter and jfc Anisa wtf is this pose?
No. 292877
>>292872Dammit, forgot to sage, sorry.
>>292874Why does she bother with all the selfies??
No. 292885
>>292877>why does she bother with all the selfies??she doesn't have anything better to do.
I wonder if she misses her old twitch slut days if anything just to have something to do with herself - it's not like she's making any content… besides filming the occasional AMA vid or taking shitty selfies
No. 292892
>>292885What are you talking about, she's living the dream with inverted pear head-kun, isn't she?
Damn, learn a new skill or something, Anisa. If you like taking selfies so much why don't you learn how to actually take good pictures, maybe you'd get deserved attention for once.
No. 292986
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>more demonic version
didn't someone on here say something similar lol
No. 293036
>>292427You guys don't know? See, catcalling doesn't exist as long as it involves ANY WOMAN other than herself. THOSE women must be lying for attention. She totally believes in catcalling/street harassment when it happens to her because, well, obviously men can't stop themselves from dropping whatever it is they're doing to ogle her "curves" and proposition her. ~end bitter sarcasm~
What drives me nuts is that while, yeah, what that guy did would startle me and piss me off (I've had something similar happen), it's like diet street harassment compared to the shit women deal with everyday. She can't be bothered to feel even the tiniest sliver of compassion towards women who are followed, verbally abused, groped, chased, cornered, etc. and will go out of her way to call them liars, but the second a guy runs up to her to ask her name, SOUND THE ALARMS, Anisa's a victim! She's been violated, somebody get her a blanket and some hot chocolate. Poor baby, the trauma!
Obviously, any kind of street harassment is fucked and obnoxious, but this bitch is REALLY gonna try and fish for sympathy and support over that, but chicks like me who've literally had to
run 2 blocks to get away from a dude are "just looking for attention"? The hypocrisy is fucking killing me.
No. 293038
>>292986She fucked up and said it was more demonic on purpose hahaha
Also what the fuck are those elementary-school level bubbles and these teeth
It's so funny
No. 293039
>>293035If she was just an amateur who painted on the side as a hobby, I'd have no qualms. However, she went to art school. At one point, she WAS dedicating all of her time to getting better and, lo, here is the end result of all that dedication.
It's just shocking to me because, when I was in art school, most freshman came in with about that level of skill and everybody made SOME kind of progress by the end of the first semester. Drawing/painting/sculpting everyday does that, you'll inevitably make some kind of progress. However, she's just not a talented artist, it's not her forte.
Again, if she presented her artwork as a hobby, something she did because it just made her happy, I wouldn't shit on it, but she likes to pretend that she is a talented artist. You wanna pretend to be a talented artist, Anisa? Then, ok, talented artist's works get critiqued, sometimes harshly. Thems the breaks.
No. 293906
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Looks like she's going back to Twitch. Didn't we called this a while back?
Taking bets for the real reason:
a) Not enough money with YT
b) Ran out of ideas for videos
c) Miss the instant gratification from neckbeards/Ian stans on twitch
d) All of the above
No. 293954
>>293906All of the above.
How many AMAs can you really do? Especially when you're not famous and your personality is like wet cardboard. She can't work legally while in the states, her YT "career" is just embarrassing and since she could, in theory, simple settle back into a life of comfort and enjoy Ian bankrolling her life, I'ma guess she's going back to Twitch mostly because she misses all those neckbeards throwing money at her everytime she flashes them a bit of tit meat or her flat ass.
I was reading the Cyr/Edwin/Dasha/Mina thread a little while ago and there was something about Mina originally moving from the UK to the states in the hopes of meeting Joji and Idubbbz. Since this was Dasha's story and that bitch is fucking insane, it's probably BS, but I got such a kick out of imagining Ian heaving Anisa in a trash can, sprinting away to meet Mina on a coffee date (Starbucks. Anisa's favorite. Stings twice as much) and Anisa bitterly wiping tears away with a rotten banana peel. Too bad Mina went with Edward.
No. 294045
>>294043plot twist!
but what if Ian asks her to marry her??? :O
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>>292986God, she's so pathetic lol
No. 294551
>>293954Mina is so much better than Anisa but for some reason Ian blocked her on twitter and she blamed Cyr for it, I wonder what was the deal with that
Also in one part of the video Edwin said that after he's been kicked out "Cyr's friend" dm'd him and said "suck my nuts" and that he will fuck girls on his bed, this sound so much like Chad, especially sice he was staying in the US and hanging out with Cyr around this time. If it really was him, then he's equally as retarded as in all the videos
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Lmao looks like Chris is paying Ian and her a visit. Wonder if he's staying with them? Seems like it'd be awkward as fuck.
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Can't wait for her to cheat on Ian and get kicked out lmao
No. 295044
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>>295033Probs seems like it
No. 295066
>>295059There hasn't been much chatter in the suzy/game grumps thread about arin cheating on her though. I think the only thread we constantly see talk like that is the Anisa/filthy crew thread, though lately it's been more so people waiting for her to cheat on Ian and not the other way around.
Only other thread I think that might have any chance of being another option is the steamer thread? It's full of a bunch of nobodies though, but maybe a couple of them have sponsors?
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>>295033Found my way here from that thread.
I'm struggling to understand why there is so much shit about her. As I understand she cheated on her ex to nail some LoL streamer, then cheated on him to get with Idubbbz and in turn is now about to cheat on him with Raygun and is generally a very shallow person.
I mean it makes her a shitty person no doubt about that, but there are lots of people grapevine from one relationship to another in a similar fashion. What makes her so interesting to you guys? It all just seems kind of boring, at least with CWC you have the horror factor.
No. 295092
>>295087Nope, just a fat guy procrastinating studying.
Don't pretend I like her, she just strikes me as an incredibly boring topic.
No. 295097
>>295092I think it honestly has more to do with the fact that she's exactly like what you described her as but is dating *the almighty idubbbz", but in no way is that the main reason. I think that just gave her more exposure.
She's exactly the kind of girl that he would hate and would probably make fun of if they weren't together and is extremely suffering from GOTIS. That combined with her unwarranted cockiness and how sensitive she is with regards to any criticism she receives makes it easy for people to make fun of her.
And what, you can't make fun of someone for being a shitty person?
No. 295116
>>295108Well, that's who her audience is right? :^)
>>295110Look at this shit:
>They project their views of life onto others. Gives them something to complain about.>Those people are far more damaged and disgusting, on the inside and outside, than you at your worst. Don't let them get to you, just remember that some people really are just shitty.>people always wish harm on others because it makes them feel better>It's almost like the lolcows are jealous of her bfChrist…
No. 295152
>>295033Wait wasn't she just posting about how her and Katt are BFFs and it's sooooo good to gave someone you can talk to about everything?
If you really do have Katt to talk you through everything, then why are you on r9k looking to vent?
Oh right, because you constantly need validation from dudes because your boyfriend isn't enough. Sad cow is sad.
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Every time I come here, I don't think I can possibly find Anisa anymore pathetic, and now she's posting in /r9k/ to get asspats from neckbeards?
I honestly can't even imagine being this insecure that I would need fat, disgusting robots to tell me how great I am and how "the lolcows" are just jealous of me.
No. 295209
>>295033I don't know, I don't think it's her. Some things she said don't really fit.
The r9k anon said that her channel isn't small. Also:
>"Farmers try to prove that I was a slut in highschool"I don't remember anyone saying this in Anisa threads.
>"People are saying I'm really 28 or 30 when I'm not even 25. Or they say that I constantly lose friends because I chose Youtube/League Of Legends/Twitch over my old highschool/college friends"Don't remember anyone arguing about her age or the second part of the sentence.
>"Farmers think that my bf will cheat"When actually we say that Anisa is the possible cheater.
Nah, it's not Anisa imho.
No. 295222
>>295209I do remember some anons saying things like this. It's not the
trend of the discussion here, but someone like Anisa would definitely take random comments and twist them in such a way. Plus, I assumed she wanted to alter the story just a tad to not be figured out, but she's an idiot so obviously that failed.
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She doesn't look bad in this pic imo.
Also
>no weird angles now guyz
>i want to removing ribs bc i have no body shape
She def comes here to cry on a saturday night or Ian browses this thread to find new insults to throw at her.
No. 295629
>>295622God if you're so insecure then stop showing your fucking shapeless body and fishing for compliments from girls who follow you just because of your boyfriend's popularity.
Take a shot while you're scrolling down anisa's feed each time you see her in the bathroom or wearing the same damn shorts.
No. 295634
>>295605Lol please. It's a common imageboard joke/expression, go back to your bikram yoga and stop frothing at the mouth because someone used a word that
triggers you.
No. 295636
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She's seconds away from leaving Ian and moving in with Chris. She would probably come up with "Ian was abusive didn't u guyz see him slapping me i was abused :c"
Chris is such an incel that he would probably marry her before her visa expires.
No. 295648
Since she likes to wear push-ups and padding so much, I wonder if she's going to get one of these
https://bootypop.com/.
She has no ass, so if she suddenly gets an ass, we'll know why.
No. 295662
>>295654I think a lot of people have been saying that. She's not hideous, she just rarely dresses in flattering clothing. It'd require being more feminine though and she desperately wants to play the "just one of the guys" card and dress like a tomboy. Plenty of girls get along much better with less.
I think it goes further than how she dresses and carries herself aesthetically. She does the same thing with her attitude. She's not genuine or honest and it's really off-putting, and those mannerisms she's copying from Ian just don't work.
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>>295622>>295654>>295662Yeah that's the thing here, nobody tells her things because she ugly, we know she isn't ugly she just makes really poor choices in life, dating certain people, cheating on that certain people, her clothing, using the same shorts IN.EVERY.SINGLE.PICTURE. Her hair, she could look better but she chooses to try and be "edgy" or this "im gone of the guyz" bullshit This girl clearly made some choices
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>>295033I can't believe a bitch as worthless as Anisa is making me angry. Since I know you're fucking reading this, Anisa:
-We don't debate your age and even if we did, why would that require a ride in the waahmbulance? You fucking thin-skinned (lying) pussy.
-We've joked about Ian leaving you, yes, but the vast majority of the time we crack jokes about you cheating on Ian with Chris because EVERY SIGN POINTS TO YOU EVENTUALLY DOING SO. Then again, I suppose if you said "Baww, the meanie whores at lolcow always say I'm gonna cheat on my BF!", a robot would inevitably ask why and you'd have to bullshit your way through an answer that doesn't reveal your history of cheating. Robots don't like cheating Stacys and then you couldn't reap the neckbeard asspats.
-I have zero memory of us saying you were a slut in highschool and, honestly, even if you were, I would give zero fucks. I don't have a single problem with women who sleep around, but I DO take issue with women who cheat, women who only think "What can they do for me?" when picking who to date and women who use their body to make a name for themselves and pretend they don't. If you're a slut, own it.
THIS…this /r9k/ post is a big reason why we don't fucking like you, Anisa. You can't fight your own battles, you're addicted to playing the victim, you're an attention whore, you lie/twist the truth and completely rely on men for a sense of validation because you're too fucking insecure and lazy to bother working on growing as a self reliant human being.
Not to mention the unwarranted sense of self importance and that rampant idiocy of yours. You stupid,
stupid bitch. Now I DO hope that Ian cheats on you.
No. 295668
>>295665Samefag.
Did anybody else almost die of lulz overdose when she said she didn't want to link her channel because it was so big?
40k subs! Oh, god, there's that fucked up relationship with reality again.
No. 295776
>>295774samefagging w/ Backstory - I think Anisa and ian might be in a similar situation
I thought I would clarify that it wasn't with me. It was with this crazy suicidal girl (Mindy) who was super obsessive. My ex worked after school hours and Mindy would get pissed off if he didn't call her … while he was working? Yeah. She was also crazy jealous of my ex hanging out with other girls but he encouraged her to hang out (play video games) with his guy friends because he couldn't always be there for her. Eventually one of the guys (Jake) she became close with asked my ex if it would be alright if he asked her out and he basically went go for it.
If I recall correctly, Jake and Mindy's relationship was also very tumultuous. I think at one point Jake had to call the police on Mindy because she was trying to kill herself… or this might've been another guy.
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>>295798Sorry to shit it up but I think it might be Lilypichu, not Anisa? :(
No. 295809
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Her body is like this or This photo has been edited ??
No. 295811
>>295622She looks better here, you know, like someone not trying to hide themselves and make themselves look like something they aren't. So a not fat girl with a pretty straight figure and average sized tits. Nothings wrong with that, Anisa. Quit your insecurity and be happy with who you are.
But…
Holy shit that description sounds like she's talking directly to us. At this point, she should just come here if she wants to address us this badly. But the bitch needs to understand that it won't matter. Not everyone will like her. Her, potential post on r9k was all about us calling her ugly. Anisa, that's the fucking tip of the iceburg, if you weren't a lying, manipulating, throwing yourself in every topic being discussed that isn't about it, crying for asspats, constantly typoing simple shit while acting like you're a scholar, total fraud all around no one would care enough to post about you here. Get it through your thick skull, most people here aren't posting about you majorly because we think you're faking your pics. I know you want us to be that petty so you can write it off as us being jealous of you and edoops, but it's just fucking wrong. You got the attention you wanted from dating him, but because of your shitty BEHAVIORS a lot of it is negative, and crying about your "diagnoses" won't change that. At this point, you'd need to come clean with your bullshit and then actually change, but still, that won't me universal praise. If you can't handle that, get off of the fucking internet.
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>>295604She had to change something I guess.
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>>295846>>295345>>295604it was lily
sage for derail, sorry.
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In other news, Max is on good terms with a self confirmed rapist, pretty sure he has been since 2012 so even AFTER he was exposed, Max continued contact with human trash.
>>295636They look like a normal, happy couple moreso then Ian and Anisa ever had.
I know people really hate her here, but breaking up with Ian and getting together with Chris would be the only smart thing she has done if she does it, which she won't because like I said, it would be smart thing to do.
No. 295871
>>294551>>294840Chad is such a fugly fat dickhead. He's not even funny. I can see why George doesn't really mention the crew anymore. I feel bad for anyone who chooses to have their vag cavity poked with Chad's 2 inch chode.
>>295866Yup, max has proven to be a piece of shit for quite some time now. He is quite the fuckboy
You know chris would eventually get sick of her bullshit too. She's just not a good person to be with and she should really work on herself before she dates anybody. She is a walking meme in the worst form.
No. 295893
>>295852Hrm…some shit matches up, though…but, goddammit, I guess you're right.
>>295813>>295851I agree. While I can't stand the bitch, it's almost physically painful watching her and Ian's relationship unfold. The only couple with worse chemistry is Onision and Lainey. When your relationship has as little chemistry as THAT disaster of a marriage, you need to reevaluate your life.
Remember how we assumed Ian was hinting that he was a virgin/not getting any frequent sex when he said he "isn't really a sex guy" in that Philip deFranco interview? What if the dude is just asexual? Maybe that's why Anisa felt so compelled to let everybody know via Roosh's comments section that Ian is getting SO MUCH PUSS, OMG, YOU GUYS DON'T EVEN KNOW, SO MUCH. That doesn't necessarily explain why he seems so indifferent towards Anisa emotionally, but there are so many different types of asexuals. Hell, maybe he's like "I don't want to fuck you, that's not my thing, so why don't you go find that elsewhere (Chris), it's fine by me."
I'm totally tinfoiling like a motherfucker here, clearly, and the simplest explanation is usually the answer, so it is most likely that Ian's just a shitty, distant, selfish boyfriend and Anisa meshes better with Chris.
Again, I can't stand the bitch, but…man, she's successfully made me pity her and she deserves to have a boyfriend who doesn't just view her as a fuck-maid.
No. 295897
>>295893Nah, i don't think so. If he was indeed asexual then there's no reason for them to be together. He's treats her like shit since the first time they met, doesn't care for her needs, doesn't help her with her career or even acknowledge her existence for that matter and it's not like she helps him with anything (maybe cleaning).
I think he only sees her as a bang maid, the comment on the interview was him giving some excuse because pretty much everyone knew he was an incel
> i-i don't even want to have sex, b-but i can totally get it if i tried No. 295956
>>295945Oh, totally! Blogposting, forgive me, but I had a buddy who was this arrogant mess of a human being who kept dating chicks who were equally messy people and they'd have predictably messy relationships, but then he met this girl who just had this innate nurturing, responsible nature. We called her [friend's name]'s Visiting Nurse Service because she'd make sure he'd get up to go to work, she wouldn't take any of his shit, she'd make sure he ate well, made him SERIOUSLY cut down on his drinking and drug use, etc. It was the best relationship he'd ever had, I think they're still together.
Not saying that type of person is good for everybody, but certain dudes do need a mom 2.0. Not the coddling mom, but the kind of woman who really takes on that role of helping them keep their shit together and genuinely enjoys doing so. Ian's a manchild, he'd probably really need and like that kind of girlfriend.
Like…it's weird that Anisa apparently said NOTHING about Ian's abomination-stache, lack of showering and dandruff covered shirts. Even if you're not a mom 2.0 girlfriend, you still tell your boyfriend "That mustache has got to go" or "Babe, get in the fucking shower, what the fuck?".
It kinda tells me she's not just a more submissive partner in their relationship, she's completely taking a backseat and letting him take the reigns. She has no say. Hell, maybe she likes it that way, maybe her dream is to be some kind of Stepford Wife, but in my book, sitting back and not helping your partner be their best self is a pretty shit thing to do.
No. 295978
>>295941Oh, so he's back to his typical old VOMIT WARNING/BLOOD WARNING/PAIN WARNING type videos. They're not bad, I have watched them for shock value. Not original from him, but it's Max, he's not the ~crEatIve~ type, he's just the laid back, having fun on camera type.
What's weird is, I'd swear that this is not advertiser friendly content according to new YT guidelines, but it's got 4 ads on it? Is it just because it's on the so far tame Pokemon channel and nobody flagged it yet, or is stapling cards to your friend's forehead really considered to be family-friendly?
No. 295981
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>>292986I know i'm late, but holy shit this looks just like that hitler painting from it's always sunny
No. 296409
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Rat finally got rid of the mop on his head cause he's seeing Max (just goes to show how he values his friends views on his appearance moreso than his girlfriend.)
No. 296462
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>>296440kek! if you're gonna insult someone make sure you have something stronger, not the "bohoo you're too young because you post a certain phrase" nice try sweety.
anyways I guess these two are posting more pictures of eachother than ladypear and edups have.
No. 296479
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>>295622i find it weird her ex boyfriend (before akaadian) liked this but ian didn't
No. 296523
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>>296483Her torso is asymmetrical in the photo. Like, her ribcage is longer/hip bone is further down on the right side and then the ribcage is significantly shorter with the hipbone also much higher on the left.
It could be the way she's standing, she goes for the old "pop a hip to create the illusion of curves" pose all the time (literally every mirror selfie I've seen) and it kinda looks to be the case here because of the way her legs are; one is standing straight/angled in while the other is angled outward.
It's a more subtle version of contrapposto.
It's kinda nuts because I definitely do not consider myself to have curves, it's something I've always wished I'd had, but I have more curves just existing than she does when she's ACTIVELY trying to create the appearance of having them. Damn. Built like a box, that one.
No. 296566
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She would never leave Ian for Chris.
She left Akaadian, who was by far a better boyfriend, for an ugly autismo who mistreats her- just because he is a popular youtuber because she is a fame-hungry whore.
She probably fucks Chris, but would never leave dupppz for him
No. 296567
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>>296566gg anisa
i hope all that idupppz fame was worth it
No. 296569
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>>294485>>294546You predicted it…
No. 296589
>>296567Looking at this, it's literally shameful I ever found Ian hot.
He's repugnant in literally every single way, it's mind blowing she ditched Akaadian for this malformed, mouth breathing, bag of autism.
No. 296685
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What's this about? The tweet didn't seem like a joke.. Joji was being serious and he tweeted a fan after too. I've noticed Joji never responds to the Cancer Crew, likes their tweets, etc. It's crazy how much more mature he is than the rest..
No. 296731
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>>296730
>Hat that says "CUM" on itREEEEEEE! MAKE HIM STOP RIPPING OFF SAM!
No. 296808
>>296685I can kind of get it? Like, if my close friend goes all serious on Instagram I can't help but comment something like kek
The tryhardism and OOT is just too hilarious.
I don't think Joji and Max are close friends anymore, though. If they had ever been.
No. 296813
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One of the top comments on the new vid. Holy shit, even his fans are starting to see.
No. 296817
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tfw u realize ian has regressed into a cheeto-covered grease lord that even leafy can't compete with despite calling him out months ago
No. 296843
That second commenter…jesus…the whole point of Bad Unboxing is that he gets sent literal fucking trash, gross stuff, weird stuff, lame stuff, etc, hence "BAD" Unboxing, and then he riffs on the weird/gross/lame shit he'd received. That's the entire point of this content.
If Ian were to just receive 100% cool, nice stuff from fans, that would just be a YouTuber using his channel to solicit awesome shit from his fans and then flaunt how much free, rad shit he could get in videos. That's not funny or entertaining, that would actually be fucked up considering the fact that MOST of his videos these days, in between the Content Cops (y'know, the videos everybody ACTUALLY wants), are Bad Unboxings since he can't come up with any new material, so his channel would be 99% e-begging/bragging and that'd be morally bankrupt AND boring as hell.
I mean, it's boring as hell as is, he's done this so many times there isn't an ounce of entertainment left to squeeze out of "AWW MANN, YA GUYS SENT ME [insert disgusting thing], WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT ~gags, dry heaves~!!??".
I was kinda relieved that he was going back to content that had been proven to work after he'd failed trying new kind of shit, but…yeah, no. How many times can you do a one-trick-pony series like this before it gets tired as fuck? I'm shocked Bad Unboxing has lasted as long as it did.
I'm pretty sure everybody is going to catch on sooner than later: Ian does not have much to offer as a content creator, 99% of his channel is boring filler and the guy hates his fucking life.
Everybody wants CC tier level shit and fresh, dank memes and that. is. just. not. happening.
No. 296856
>>296593Ehhh, it's not really nice, but that sort of thing is subjective. Some people are going to see Anisa and think she's a total babe, others are gonna grimace.
I used to wonder why people ripped on her so much when she looked like a babe in photographs, but once I saw her on video, I realized she goes to such crazy lengths to make herself look cute in photos. She heavily relies on bra padding, angles, certain poses, blocking her body behind her arms/objects and, I suspect, a bit of shooping to create this illusion.
I won't say she's a beast or obese because she definitely isn't, but she strives SO HARD to be an object of lust (for neckbeards) and she's just not the kind of attractive she so desperately wants to be. She's shaped like a box with B cups, no ass and an unfortunate face shape. She could just work with what she has and play up her better features, but instead she focuses on everything that she
isn't.
If she was a nice girl with a lovely personality who didn't try to dick hop her way to success, I wouldn't mock her insecurities, but, mep…that isn't the case. So it goes.
No. 296934
>>295622UGHHHHH. Anisa, fucking STOP with the "Muh body dysmorphia!!" and the "educate" and "bringing awareness" bullshit that's actually just thinly disguised attempts to hide the fact you're fishing for compliments 24/7.
You self-diagnosing sow, what you've described is called "insecurity". Minus some narcissists, EVERYBODY looks in the mirror and thinks "I wish ___ was smaller/bigger/longer/flatter." But, aww no, if you acknowledge that, you can't be a speshul snowflake and reap those coveted sympathy asspats, nooo, that would be THE WORST.
People with BDD don't spend hours taking selfies, hell, most of them don't even like looking in any reflective surface. Or, on the flip side, they spend hours in the mirror picking at their skin or pushing/pulling at a certain body part, but they sure as hell don't take multiple mirror selfies a fucking day and post them on Instagram for thousands of people to see. They don't have "jobs" where they're showing their faces and bodies to countless viewers.
It can vary in severity, sure, not everybody with BDD is a housebound recluse, but a common theme among sufferers is shame and embarrassment at the idea of people seeing their "deformity".
Even if you DID have BDD, if you actually wanted to help and not just use this as a way to get attention, you'd tell people to go to therapy and provide resources for those in need.
How the FUCK are you providing a good example to those who need help by just parading your body online and baww-ing? Why aren't you instead inspiring others by seeking help from a mental health professional yourself?
This is why people fucking hate you, dude.
No. 296944
File: 1492912106132.jpg (214.73 KB, 1029x978, Screenshot_20170422-214629.jpg)
Is this a quirky lil jab at Anisa or is he making a content cop on strictly makeup related YouTube channels?
No. 296970
>>296963Yeah, reading into Ian's bio is fucking dumb. It's his totally "original" brand of ~RANDOM LOL XD~ humor. He's just oh-so-funny, that one, I wonder how he comes up with such wonderful witticisms. Some could say he's the Oscar Wilde of our time.
As for the /r9k/ shit, I legit bought into it until somebody disproved it. It
did come across as Anisa, even the robots came to that conclusion on their own. It would've been fucking hilarious had it been her, but, alas, it wasn't. Anyway, I wouldn't call the /r9k/ thing embarrassing, it was just an anon thinking they'd found some good milk, but made a mistake.
No. 296973
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>ahahhaha what are you? GAY?? being serious with your audience like a fucking human being? nahh that's for pussies!
No. 296976
>>296963>>296970Ian has been known to change his Bios to reflect future content cops.
I thought it might be this or maybe a joke at her because couples can joke with each other. She did say she wants to do more makeup videos.
You're being really embarrassing because it was just a question yet you feel the need to be a dick about it.
Omg Sage
No. 296998
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So apparently Ian finally went with her to Starbucks.
I find funny that the only way for her to get pictures of him is when he's not paying attention.
No. 297025
>>296976>N-no, Y-YOU'RE being embarrassingJesus christ, anon.
>>296977I dunno, I'm a recovered anorexic and was diagnosed with BDD in my late teens, I'm well acquainted with hating your body and that
desperate need for compliments (though I'd never believe them, it was pointless), but I also would skip school for days at a time because I was convinced I looked disgusting and I just did not want to be seen by the public. I'd freak the fuck out if someone tried to take my picture.
We know she had an ED when she was younger and anorexia nervosa and BDD overlap quite a bit, but I do not buy it for a single second that she's truly suffering from BDD. I believe she's crazy insecure, probably has leftover disordered thinking from her ED days, but with untreated BDD, it's insane to imagine being a Twitch streamer (particularly one whose stream heavily relies on them showing off their body), having a YouTube channel and an Instagram where you'd update daily with multiple selfies of yourself while I was in that headspace. Sure, I was starved for compliments, but the very idea of going out in
public somedays was unthinkable, let alone parading around in videos/photos on various platforms online. I'd just pester my family and friends for reassurance that I wasn't gross.
So, again, I do understand going out of your way to get compliments when you're
that insecure, but: she's not qualified to give mental health advice, she should be recommending treatment/providing resources and she should be in therapy herself instead of fishing for compliments. The compliments soothe the anxiety for a few seconds, therapy actually takes care of that shit.
Plus, I think attention seeking is simply an innate part of her personality. She's got a bad case of GOTIS.
Sage for blogposting.
No. 297077
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>>296569please tell me this stupid cunt is not trying to defend/rationalize child abuse? Also that monetizing child abuse is a step above regular child abuse? Maybe I'm misunderstanding her intentions here but for christs sake I feel like she just wants to have a different opinion sometimes.
No. 297090
>>297077I think she's just saying some trite ass "All of the negative experiences in our lives, that makes you
you, so I wouldn't ask for anything to be changed in my past because I love the way I am!"
which is fucking bullshit since:
1. You can use that logic if your parents did some mildly shitty stuff, like spanked you, called you a bitch a few times, etc. and you feel like you came out on the other side stronger, but you CANNOT apply it to people who came from homes like Xeno Pharium did who, undoubtedly, have fucking trauma they'd rather not have. But Anisa can only dole out one size fits all, sappy advice she's heard in guidance offices, so she comes out looking like a fucking dolt.
2. Anisa doesn't even like who her parents made her! She fucking hates herself! What the fuck is this "I love me for me bcuz I'm special and beautiful and amazing uwu~" shit she's spouting? That girl is filled to the brim with self fucking loathing! Bullshit! I call bullshit!
No. 297183
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>>297179reminds me of this
No. 297193
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Hopefully Misaki/Samurai Buyer is considered on topic, as I have a LOT of milk for you all.
Misaki's apparent Sales Manager (@Merryweatherey) is urging people to not buy from Samurai Buyer for reasons such as when you purchase something you're "automatically signing a terms of service that allows them to charge you a mystery amount of money 1-2 weeks later. The price you pay at first will not be the full price, and people have been charged as much as $50 for shipping, on top of the items price and the service fee" plus Misaki's awful treatment of Merry.
Here is their twitlonger:
http://www.twitlonger.com/show/n_1spqglj No. 297219
>>297179Oh my god, seriously?? So she didn't even have an ED? I could throttle the dumb bitch. Having anorexia was a huge low point in my life and it was also just plain
embarrassing. Even though it was obvious (when you're under 100lbs at 5'9, it's no secret), I denied it/didn't talk about it with anybody for AGES…and THIS BITCH whines about "Muh anorexia, muh BDD" all the fucking time when she's really just an insecure cunt who got skinny one summer? Just for
the fucking attention? Hooo my god, I didn't think I could hate her any more than I already did. I'd punch her tits off right now if she was standing in front of me.
>>297193Oh shit. Wow. Ian's promoted a fucking company that scams customers all because he was the first moron to actually find the "My engrish no good so solly lol" shtick Misaki was doing was funny.
Misaki actually speaks perfect english, used the stereotypical "engrish" shtick to try to lure in YouTubers to promote his shit FOR FREE and Ian, being the immature, 3edgy5u fucktard who thinks racist shit is hilaaaaarious, was the only one who ate it up. Of course. Now because the Great Idubbbz deems Samurai Buyer as worthy, other YT'ers promote this piece of shit company, resulting in more people being scammed.
Great job, Ian. Your shity sense of humor fucked over a lot of people. He probably didn't even look into the company, he probably just thought Misaki's fake shitty english would make for funny content and that was that.
No. 297231
>>297193hell yeah it's relevant and potentially 10/10 milk
Well, I figured that Ian isn't promoting Samurai Buyer for money or anything. He was sent free stuff, honestly I would more likely expect Ian paying for this shit just to have it in his video. But I find it sooo embarrassing how he fell for Misaki's bad english and general fake uguu so dumb persona. Edups always seemed… a little overly excited? Like oh yeah, I'm gonna rek this stupid Jap, oh my god he's hilarious!!! this poor english!!11 ermahgerd what a dank meem
While Misaki just played along, letting Ian believe he has the upper hand and he's so fUnNy and RaNdoM… outright contempt on his face
Beautiful, just beautiful
No. 297239
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>>297231Seriously. The way he'd be practically giggling at his own yellowface Misaki sketches was always cringey as fuck to me. Ian would probably be one of the only people these days who thinks Mickey Rooney in Breakfast at Tiffany's is funny. He was so amped on the opportunity to laugh at this Japanese guy when the
ONLY JOKE was "Haha, look at this weirdo asian and his broken english, he doesn't understand my western culture references, haha, what an idiot!", meanwhile, Misaki's rolling his eyes at this 20 something year old dude who's willing to promote his company's shitty products/scam FOR FREE.
Ian's eagerness to produce "edgy" (aka racist) content just bit him in the ass. He has so much egg on his face right now and I'm fucking loving it.
No. 297251
>>296730He seems like he's doing this entirely for money now. Even when he got gross stupid stuff before there was an air of enjoying the process. Now, it's really just him being semi sarcastic and opening things as quickly as possible just to get through it. He seems so over his fans and the whole schtick he has going now. I remember when he said he wanted to make videos that were positive parodies of good content or whatever. It seemed he feared he'd boxed himself into this edgy circle and he might be living his worst fear now. I don't think Ian is the massive edgelord everyone thinks he is, he's just a nerd who got famous from some passionate rants who doesn't know wtf to do with himself anymore. As someone with depression, this vid kind of made me feel bad for him for the first time in a looooong time. He reeks of unhappiness.
A lot of people said it could be linked to Anisa but I'm wondering if he moved so quickly with this and is so apathetic with her because of depression and just wanting someone around. Doesn't excuse his shitty behavior with her at all but it might explain it a little bit.
sage for blogpost
No. 297260
>>296977Samefagging, I get the intent too. I have BDD and I have a hard time looking in the mirror but at work I'm around a lot of men who show attention so I often will wear certain accessories, spend too much money on clothes, wear a different bright lipstick everyday just to get compliments even though I still fucking hate myself and don't truly believe them, it's just nice to hear outside the voices telling me how disgusting I am all the time. I get THAT part, but I also in no fucking way run around saying "Guise, my BDD is making me feel so bad today I don't even know if this lipstick looks good". There's hoping/wanting compliments and then there's harpooning for them.
>>297025This. Even on my best days I would flip my shit if someone took my pic. Anisa doesn't have BDD. Never met a single person with it who can casually post body pics on the reg and it's annoying. It's always snowflakes that sit there and self diagnose. Most people with actually disorders don't prance around telling everyone because we have real struggles and when people start to connect your behaviors to a disorder they never leave you alone about it or judge the fuck out of you.
No. 297262
>>297251I do think he's a massive edgelord, I think that genuinely is his sense of humor/worldview, but I agree that he's probably feeling boxed in because, despite being an edgelord, that's not
all he is. He has all of these fans who are there for the I'M GAY-SAAAAAAY NGGER-meme king version of Ian and he's simultaneously unhappy with catering to the masses terrible taste while too afraid to take any real risks venturing outside of the audience approved formula. His "Comedians on ___ eating ___" was probably him testing the waters when it came to trying out new formats, but he probably felt too much pressure to meet expectations and the uncertainty made him flub it, so he's just given up and given in to what the middle school idiots want.
I don't think Anisa's directly to blame for his obvious depression, I don't think anybody really thinks she's the reason he's (clearly) depressed, that was just coincidental timing. He probably rushed into a relationship due to inexperience, realized he'd made a mistake, but as you said, would prefer to have
somebody around rather than be alone right now. It has to be comforting, even if they're not really a good mix. I've been there, I've stayed in shitty relationships because being with an asshole seemed better than being with nobody at all. That sucks for her, but I dislike her so much that I don't really feel sympathetic.
I'd probably be depressed too if I wanted to actually evolve as a content creator, but my fans just yell-typed memes I'd created over a year ago at me all day on my social media accounts. God, his fans are horrible.
No. 297273
>>297260Yeah, I was willing to give her a bit of a pass by acknowledging the fact that she said she'd struggled with anorexia before, that she probably has leftover disordered thinking from her ED days, but then
>>297179 pointed out she didn't even fucking have anorexia. A crash diet isn't anorexia and as I said:
>Oh my god, seriously?? So she didn't even have an ED? I could throttle the dumb bitch. Having anorexia was a huge low point in my life and it was also just plain embarrassing. Even though it was obvious (when you're under 100lbs at 5'9, it's no secret), I denied it/didn't talk about it with anybody for AGES…and THIS BITCH whines about "Muh anorexia, muh BDD" all the fucking time when she's really just an insecure cunt who got skinny one summer? Just for the fucking attention? Hooo my god, I didn't think I could hate her any more than I already did. I'd punch her tits off right now if she was standing in front of me.You're right, when you actually have been diagnosed with shit, you do not blast it all over the internet, in every other IG post. When you're actually mentally ill, you're painfully aware of the stigma that surrounds it, you're always afraid of being labeled, judged and/or scaring people off. I once told a guy about my BPD (I know, I have every typical "crazy girl" diagnosis) after we'd been dating for a few months and he panicked and literally ran out the door. That shit suuuucks and you go out of your way to avoid it.
Instead, she views her WebMD self-diagnosed basket of afflictions as opportunities for sympathy, compliments and asspats. It makes me hate the bitch that much more.
No. 297323
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Oh, wow, Anisa. Such an interesting opinion. This blatant hoax where a guy traced shit, that's plagiarism IN YOUR OPINION? Just in YOUR opinion? Really? What a FRESH take on this story.
And that reply tweet, what the fuck are you even saying? "The era of digital art is going to make it difficult to judge what is considered ethical when it comes to art"? Is that what you tried and failed to say because you thought your version would make you sound like an intellectual for some fucking reason?
Anisa, tracing and passing it off as your own art is not some new fucking problem that's popping up in the art world due to the modern, digital era. People have always been copying shit and passing it off as their own for fucking centuries, what the fuck are you even on about? This isn't like "Well, because they made it with a 3D printer, does it count as art? Is it cheating?" (btw, yes, it's art since art is insanely fucking subjective, only kids taking a philosophy 101 class think to ask "But what IS art?"), this is just a guy who was discovered to be an outright fraud.
Why do you feel a compulsive need to give your take on shit when you don't even understand what you're talking about? All you do is give away how fucking dumb you are. Even your followers have to correct you all the time. Why can't you at least mull it over first? Why can't you sometimes admit to yourself "Y'know, nah, I don't even really know what's going on. Pass."
WHHHYY?
No. 297456
>>297453Wait, are they on it now? I thought that was a little while aways. If it's not for a few weeks or something, not posting about it would be understandable to a certain degree (I mean,
I'd be excited…), but if they're on vacation now and she's completely avoiding the subject…oof, that has to be one shitty trip.
No. 297484
>>297453This
>>296998 was Hawaii, she posted a picture before this one saying she landed in Hawaii.
They pics will probably be up later today.
No. 297488
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>>297484>>297453>>297456Samefag here's the picture i was talking about.
No. 297873
>>297494Not surprising. If you look at the videos that she helped Ian film, they are all either slanted, cut off at the top, or super shaky. And these are the clips that he deemed usage.
I can just imagine him ripping more of his hair out during editing because most of the footage was unusable.
No. 297887
>>297877I mean, how well are too people supposed to get along when all they have in common are "Our boyfriends are friends?"
That is not instant BFF material, that's where you just try to make the best of it, but it's inevitably awkward.
I also have a feeling that Anisa is one of those girls who, when around attractive chicks, will start panicking internally when any male attention is diverted from them to said attractive chick, even if they aren't going out of their way to be in the spotlight. So, let's say they're at the beach and for a second both Ian and Max are focused on Katt, maybe even just complimenting her sand castle building skills (I dunno, just work with me) and Anisa is forgotten for a brief moment, she'll start flailing and ~oops~ accidentally flash a nip and omg you guize look how many cartwheels I can do and how quirky I am lol so random is evERYBODY LOOKING???
If that's the case and I were Katt, I'd be so sick of her ass already.
No. 297919
File: 1493012201313.png (11.84 KB, 586x86, DamnStraight.png)
A strange, brief flickering of self awareness from the girl with the least self awareness ever regarding her insane lack of self awareness.
No. 297925
>>297924oh and how much you wanna bet anisa wants to vlog it but ian wont let her??
sorry i just posted like 4 times lmao
No. 297928
File: 1493012520496.png (297.97 KB, 581x473, Hawaii.png)
>>297922Well, that tweets from the 21st, I don't think they were on the trip yet. However, she did just post this rather blah photo of their trip on her twitter. No pics of them cavorting around, no group photos, no pictures of her and Ian being sweet together…just a landscape shot. Huh. Weird.
No. 297933
File: 1493012858376.png (826.89 KB, 952x571, MuhBDD1.png)
Also, just because it's still making my blood fucking boil:
Wow, what a terrible case of Body Dysmorphia, she really looks like she's struggling. Must be soooo hard.
Sage for OT
No. 297934
File: 1493012907438.png (741.08 KB, 950x573, MuhBDD2.png)
>>297933More pictures depicting her debilitating case of Body Dysmorphia.
No. 297946
>>297940We already discussed this upthread and, yes, when you have BDD and/or anorexia, you crave compliments in an attempt to soothe your anxiety, but you don't make an entire job that depends on your physical appearance.
When I was untreated, just the idea of being a titty streamer, having a YT channel and constantly updating an IG with full body, bikini shots would have caused a panic attack. It's normal to seek validation and compliments from those around you, but doing it on this large of a scale…displaying your half-nude body to literally thousands of strangers who are bound to nitpick your looks…is NOT typical of BDD.
No, I don't think she's perfectly normal, I
do think she suffers intense insecurity regarding her appearance, but that's not the same thing as BDD. When you look in the mirror with BDD, you see something wrong, off, deformed, ugly and you're embarrassed and ashamed, your brain can't figure out what it's seeing and you obsesses over tiny details, viewing small imperfections as horrifying flaws. She's insecure? Okay, so is most of the world. She's more insecure than most? Okay, that's unfortunate. Go to therapy. But stop adopting a mental illness that she diagnosed herself with in an attempt to get sympathy. It's just a part of her pattern of behavior where she spins everything to make herself out to be the most hapless victim the world has ever seen.
I know everybody is different, but everybody I've known, including myself, with a legit BDD diagnosis still has a hard time even taking/posting selfies after treatment. Even after I post a selfie, I feel shame and embarrassment because "I look like an idiot posting this as if I look cute or attractive when the whole world can clearly see how disgusting I am."
Meanwhile, she happily goes "Time for another round of bathroom mirror selfie shots!". Sure, I believe she still hates herself after taking these shots and is in no way comfortable with her appearance, but again, that doesn't make it BDD.
No. 297948
>>297946Samefag.
Basically, while one may desperately crave compliments and go out of their way to get them while still hating the way they look, what she's doing requires a certain level of confidence in her appearance that does not exist in people with BDD, particularly untreated BDD. She's insecure, more than most, but she's still comfortable and confident enough to post full body shots, sometimes half-nude ones, every day. She's comfortable enough to have "worked" as a titty streamer and appear on a YT channel. That's completely different from going out of your way to look attractive while out in public and hope to god somebody in your life tells you that you don't look like a beast.
No. 297961
>>297193Oh snap!!!
These are some very serious accusations, everyone should read that twitlonger.
Jaiden Animations already reacted, she retweeted Merry's twitlonger and put a disclaimer on her video on Samurai Buyer that people should not buy from them.
If Idubbbz was responsible and adult about this situation, he would react ASAP as well, give a statement on it, apologize for promoting them, distance himself from the scammers, and warn people not to buy there.
He has a responsibility to do so, to the public and his fans. Even more than Jaiden and the other YTers who promoted Misaki because Merry said it was Idubbbz's promotion that influenced their decision to work for Samuray Buyer.
Anyone want to place bets Idubbbz is not going to do the right thing? I just can't imagine the edgy edgelord acting reasonably. Is it just a YT persona or is he genuinely a shitty person? I guess we will now from his reaction to this whole situation. He hasn't reacted so far, which leads me to believe he genuinely is a shithead with a dubious character.
No. 297967
>>297961Even if Iandubbbz chose to make a follow up video on this, his filming/editing process takes longer than most.
It would probably arrive too late to matter.
No. 297970
>>297961I actually tweeted at him earlier being like "Bro, you do know you contributed to countless fans being scammed by Misaki, right?" and how he needs to address this, but I just don't see it happening. I hope he does, it's his responsibility and he could even do it in a funny way if he felt averse to gettin' all serious, but I feel like he's just going to ignore everything and pretend it never happened.
If he doesn't apologize for promoting a scam, even if he didn't know it was one at the time, and warn people not to buy from Samurai Buyer, Ian will complete his transformation from dweeby asshole into greasy fucking scumbag.
No. 297971
>>297967He could, at the least, release some kind of statement on his twitter and instagram accounts and then fans could help spread the word.
But, again, no…doubt he could even be fucked to do that.
No. 297973
>>297946>>297948??? what about anorexics and bulimics in the entertainment industry tho???
like i'm sorry you had BDD, i did too and worked as a model (blogpost sorry) and went to treatment centres twice but you saying that you are THE ONLY EXAMPLE and nobody with BDD WOULD EVER WORK SOMEWHERE THEY SHOW THEIR BODY is just stupid.
Before we delve too fully into OT tho, I just said though that I dont necessarily think she has full on BDD (because how can it be dysmorphia when your body really is a brick lol) but she has image issues for sure, i mean she's in denial about her tit size ffs.
No. 297977
>>297967Crisis management in such cases should be a swift & to-the-point public announcement, later followed by other forms damage control (such as a follow-up video), if need be.
We didn't get that announcement.
Him doing nothing to expose and distance himself from the scammers he promoted multiple times makes him an actively involved scammer himself. That is despicable.
No. 297978
>>297948>>297973Yeah, if you look up BDD you'll see that Anisa could fit the definition. It says that in extreme cases one can avoid going out or taking pictures but that's not a requirement for diagnosis. In fact sccording to the DSM:
Diagnostic criteria for 300.7 Body Dysmorphic Disorder
A. Preoccupation with an imagined defect in appearance. If a slight physical anomaly is present, the person's concern is markedly excessive.
B. The preoccupation causes clinically significant distress or impairment in social, occupational, or other important areas of functioning.
C. The preoccupation is not better accounted for by another mental disorder (e.g., dissatisfaction with body shape and size in Anorexia Nervosa).
She could absolutely fit that, she talked about getting ribs removed. And we all know she's obsessed with her body in an OTT way.
No. 297992
>>297973>>297978…Actually, yeah, true. I guess I was just blinded by anger at the idea of this girl using something that causes a lot of people pain to simply garner likes, attention and sympathy. My own experiences don't dictate how everybody experiences BDD and I can't tell somebody else how they're
supposed to feel, that's not my place. Sorry, guys, just got caught up in them rage feels.
Still, I don't think she should be relying on social media to feel better, that's setting a terrible example when she's specifically aiming to be some kind of inspirational figure to girls with body image issues. If it's affecting her life as much as she claims it is, she should be in therapy and, even if she does seek treatment, she shouldn't be doling out mental health advice seeing as she is not a trained professional…plus, the girl's just a dummy, we've seen what kind of advice she's given in the past and it's always raised eyebrows.
No. 297994
>>297990Huh. Damn, now I NEED to know what
triggered that rare moment of self awareness in Anisa. It could've been completely a random epiphany or maybe somebody in her life got fed up, gave her a piece of their mind about her personality/behavior and she was like "Whoa…I'm fucking oblivious when it comes to myself."
It's actually a good sign, the only way to improve as a person is to have self awareness so you can check yourself and your behavior. Once you can recognize a problem, you've taken the first step in addressing it.
However, I don't have a lot of faith in her following through on this. I feel like we're gonna keep seeing the same ol' stupid Anisa fuckery.
No. 298209
>>297978Sweet, so we're armchairing again? Let's be thorough then:
For one, you missed a criteria.
A. Preoccupation with one or more perceived defects or flaws in physical appearance that are not observable or appear slight to others.
B. At some point during the course of the disorder, the individual has performed repetitive behaviors (e.g., mirror checking, excessive grooming, skin picking, reassurance seeking) or mental acts (e.g., comparing his or her appearance with that of others) in response to the appearance concerns.
C. The preoccupation causes clinically significant distress or impairment in social, occupational, or other important areas of functioning.
D. The appearance preoccupation is not better explained by concerns with body fat or weight in an individual whose symptoms meet diagnostic criteria for an eating disorder.
Two, let's actually define what these mean, not just what we think they might mean.
A: Individuals with body dysmorphic disorder (formerly known as dysmorphophobia) are preoccupied with one or more perceived defects or flaws in their physical appearance, which they believe look ugly, unattractive, abnormal, or deformed (Criterion A). The perceived flaws are not observable or appear only slight to other individuals. Concerns range from looking "unattractive" or "not right" to looking "hideous" or "like a monster." Preoccupations can focus on one or many body areas, most commonly the skin (e.g., perceived acne, scars, lines, wrinkles, paleness), hair (e.g., "thinning" hair or "excessive" body or facial hair), or nose (e.g., size or shape). However, any body area can be the focus of concern (e.g., eyes, teeth, weight, stomach, breasts, legs, face size or shape, lips, chin, eyebrows, genitals). Some individuals are concerned about perceived asymmetry of body areas. The preoccupations are intrusive, unwanted, time-consuming (occurring, on average, 3-8 hours per day), and usually difficult to resist or control.
There is no way we can know this about her. But the main aspect of this criteria is
intrusive, unwanted, time-consuming. Seems like she spends most of her time showing herself off, walking to Starbucks, and getting into Twitter squabbles that don't involve her.
B: Excessive repetitive behaviors or mental acts (e.g., comparing) are performed in response to the preoccupation (Criterion B). The individual feels driven to perform these behaviors, which are not pleasurable and may increase anxiety and dysphoria. They are typically time-consuming and difficult to resist or control. Common behaviors are comparing
one's appearance with that of other individuals; repeatedly checking perceived defects in mirrors or other reflecting surfaces or examining them directly; excessively grooming (e.g., combing, styling, shaving, plucking, or pulling hair); camouflaging (e.g., repeatedly applying makeup or covering disliked areas with such things as a hat, clothing,
makeup, or hair); seeking reassurance about how the perceived flaws look; touching disliked areas to check them; excessively exercising or weight lifting; and seeking cosmetic procedures. Some individuals excessively tan (e.g., to darken "pale" skin or diminish perceived acne), repeatedly change their clothes (e.g., to camouflage perceived defects), or compulsively shop (e.g., for beauty products). Compulsive skin picking intended to improve perceived skin defects is common and can cause skin damage, infections, or ruptured blood vessels.
Anisa doesn't openly compare herself to other women which I think that given her situational self-deprecating comments or "humor" we would see a lot of. She doesn't groom herself enough from what we've seen she's pretty casual about most of it. She doesn't hide herself in her own pics. She only goes through stages of exercise. No tanning. No obsessive shopping she wears the same shit all the time. No signs of picking which we would see in her many, many pictures. And even if she does do some of these things we don't see, the key points here are next.
C:
must cause clinically significant distress or impairment in social, occupational, or other important areas of functioning (doesn't seem like her image of herself is holding her back at all in fact, she's scored an e-famous bf and a bunch of extra fame off of him using her body for the most part) and
D:
must be differentiated from an eating disorder (which is debatable, but more substantiated than this disorder)
So not only do I think she doesn't have BDD because from my personal experiences and the many personal experiences I've witnessed from others with it, but also from my psychological understanding of the situation. She does not seem to fit all the necessary criteria and at most likely only has major insecurity issues.
Super sage
No. 298255
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#BFFgoals
No. 298297
>>298209Urgh, now I'm stuck between thinking "Just because her alleged BDD seems NOTHING like mine doesn't mean she doesn't necessarily have it, everybody's different, my BDD isn't the yardstick used to diagnose any possible sufferers, I can't know what she's really feeling/doing, it's not my place to insist her insecurity isn't
enough to qualify as BDD"
and what you've just pointed out.
I dunno. Obviously none of us can know for sure, but from my seat here on this here armchair, I'm gonna go back to saying that, no, she probably doesn't have BDD. I think she probably has something like ED-NOS. Her insecurity and obsessive thoughts regarding her body are like what you see with an eating disorder, but she's not full blown binge/purging or restricting. ED-NOS would still suck, but if I'm right and she really doesn't have BDD…I'ma need her to shut the fuck up about her "struggles with body dysmorphia" because it's not fucking cool to appropriate a mental illness just to fish for sympathy and asspats.
I could be wrong. I really dunno.
No. 298306
>>298297I guess what it really comes down to is the immense likelihood that Anisa is doing no different than we are: guessing. I highly doubt she's been diagnosed with BDD (or anything) or has ever had a professional in any capacity tell her she has it or is close to it. She found some shit online and just decided to start calling herself that. That for me is the biggest unmentioned factor (forgot to mention it). People with mental disorders have lives that are drastically altered by them. Anisa has issues but she still
clearly has a functioning life. Everyone has a struggles, insecurities, setbacks, whatever, but just like someone who's going through a rough time doesn't suddenly have MDD or someone who's meeting new people and feeling nervous doesn't have social anxiety, Anisa and her insecurities doesn't equate to BDD. That's what people miss about mental disorders in this day in age when everyone wants to be something to feel speshul. There
has to be
significant* severity. Yes, BDD varies in severity,
all disorders vary in severity, but to cross the threshold between normal and abnormal requires
abnormal severity. I think someone as stupid and transparent as Anisa would be obviously struggling, plus, you know probably not running around talking about it because of the whole shame thing. Obviously can't ever say for certain one way or the other, but I just don't see it when you actually look at the criteria for the disorder. I don't think Anisa is anything other than your dime a dozen insecure girl looking for validity from men. She just does it with a small bit of e-fame on top that makes her more visible.
No. 298412
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>>298255I wonder if Anisa is jealous of Katt and Max's relationship…Max clearly loves Katt and interacts with her all the time, while Ian barely acknowledges his own gf's existence.
There are probably moments on the trip where Anisa looks at Max and Katt and thinks "why can't me and Ian be like that?"
Also jfc GET NEW SHORTS AND A NEW POSE ANISA. She can't go five minutes without a mirror selfie.
No. 298424
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Her head is sooo long. Like?? And wtf is that shirt?? Super unflattering. AND STILL THE SHORTS
No. 298440
>>298421Man how is it the half jap in all of this who seems to have enough sense to diversify his income. WHY would anyone, first of all, put all their eggs in the edgelord basket??
I used to love h3h3, fuck if they're gonna bitch and moan about the end is nigh shit why not just push out as many good vids and content while you still can instead of looking increasingly more butthurt with every new vid.
>>298426Absolutely nothing iirc. I think this is why they're so dependant on youtube.
>>298427She's wearing the same fucking shirt too, perhaps this is all in the same day? God some of you are absolute retards.
No. 298441
>>298421Good fucking riddance.
I'm sick of the jewtube famers acting entitled as though being a vlogger was ever meant to be a paid job.
Nothing they do entitles them to money.
Youtube literally let them have a nice thing for years and now they're pitching tantrum because they can't swear anymore and expect the same treat. Awwwww. Poor babbies.
Nobody is preventing these people from making content, they're just mad because now they can't carelessly make a buck from it anymore. As if that coupled with the Patreons and GoFundMes weren't pathetic enough.
No. 298461
>>298255I can't even imagine how awkward this trip probably is. Anisa is way too fake to actually get along with Max and Katt. They're probably just trying to grin and bear it because Anisa is Ian's girlfriend and they have to be nice to her.
>>298421Fucking hell, another video about how Youtube is a big meanie and yet they still continue to use it as their platform. Either deal with or leave already ffs.
They aren't entitled to shit, and they're stupid if they think they can use Youtube as a means of a stable income. Sorry, guys. Looks like you have to go back to having real jobs like everyone else.
No. 298463
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Over the past couple of days, I’ve debated on whether I should contribute to this thread. Especially when people started mentioning Akaadian. There is a TL;DR at the bottom.
I’m a close friend of Akaadian (Matt), and I have spoken to, and have meant Anisa on several occasions. I’m mostly here to clear any speculation on whether she has an ED. I’m guessing that
>>297179 knows her because she basically told me the same thing. I just realized that this is going to be long so skip the next three paragraphs if you want to know all about her ED.
I’m not famous or anything FYI, so I feel comfortable with knowing you all know that I’m currently pursuing a nutrition degree, with a focus on nutritional therapy. More specifically, I want to work with people suffering with eating disorders and disordered eating. It’s something that I am very passionate about.
When Matt and Anisa started dating, he was really over the moon. Matt’s a sweet guy, hardworking and a hopeless romantic. I’m very happy that Ian isn’t giving her the time of day because Matt gave Anisa the fucking world. He took her everywhere and anywhere. They were both into going into the gym, Matt had a normal sleeping schedule. It was a good relationship.
Anyway, I got to meet Anisa when they started dating. Matt had told me a lot about her and I was happy for her, I didn’t give two fucks that she was a booby streamer. I have a decent number of male friends and I am very used to having their girlfriends interrogate me to determine whether I am a threat, as I’m sure many people here are. Anisa took it to another level. She asked the standard questions such as how long I had known Matt for, about my boyfriend(??), how long I’d been dating him(??), what he does for a living(??). My boyfriend doesn’t even play League so I was annoyed with her interrogation. I just went along with it though because she’s kind of Matt’s girlfriend and I didn’t want to piss her off.
—ED STUFF HERE
Sometime later, I got to play with the lovebirds again. Matt had to leave and do something so she attempted to make normal conversation. She told me that Matt had told her about my career path. She told me that she had Anorexia and BDD as a kid. I told her that’s awful, and several members of my family have struggled with different EDs for several years with one relative still fighting it after 10 years. She said something along the lines of “I guess I’m one of the luckier ones, I only had it for a few months
nervous laughter.” My bullshit meter was going haywire but I remained composed.
“How old were you?” I asked.
“It was from when I was 14, I followed a pro ana diet and ate less than 300 calories a day.”
“That’s horrible Anisa. I’m so sorry, I’m so glad you’re in a better place now.”
“Yeah, I’m trying to lose weight now but I really messed up my metabolism from my ana days.” ??????????
“Awww, that sucks. How are you dealing with your BDD?”
“I’m mostly over it, but it’s kind of hard when you get people criticizing your ass on Instagram.”
“Yeah, anonymous commenters can be pretty brutal.”
Her ED’s BS if it wasn’t obvious enough. This is already getting long so I won’t get into specifics but I am absolutely certain that she did not have an eating disorder as a kid. She currently does fit the criteria for EDNOS but basically anyone does. She has disordered eating however, and has a bad relationship with food. Which is awful, as any form of disordered eating is. Does she have BDD? I doubt it, she is self-diagnosed and insecure about herself. Most people are insecure about themselves but BDD is very uncommon and without treatment, it’s possibly lifelong. I see that there are a few people posting here who have BDD and I really hope you ladies/men are getting help.
After they broke up (well after she cheated on him because Matt couldn’t give her as much attention as he wanted to with his, you know, JOB) Matt filled me on the juicy details of their relationship. This girl is messed up, I’m not going to spill all of it because it was told to me in confidence, although I know Anisa is reading this and I hope this pisses you off. But she always told Matt to call her fat, and always complained about how fat she is/was getting. They’d go to the gym, then they’d binge on fast food and rinse and repeat. Matt just did what he thought she wanted. If she wanted to go hard and eat egg whites and chicken breast, he’d do it with her. If she wanted to binge on McDonalds, he’d do it with her.
I think that’s all I’m going to say, I’ll probably never post on this board again because I don’t really follow iDubbbz or even Anisa.
TL;DR she didn’t have an eating disorder, she might have EDNOS, probably doesn’t have BDD, definitely has a fucked up relationship with food, she cheated on Akaadian because he couldn’t give her enough attention because he was too busy as a pro player, Akaadian was probably the best thing that she could’ve wished for even when he’s too busy with other commitments, and she’s a s l a g.
P.S. heres a pic of her with bangs from facebook (I have a mutual with her)
No. 298494
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Where did these HUGE TITTIES go???
No. 298496
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I think my new fav thing is to zoom into Anisa's pics. This is definitely a new reaction pic.
BTW anyone notice how she's wearing a bikini in this picture? And claiming that she's walking her dog. Do you walk your dog without a top on in your dangerous neighborhood where ALL THESE MEN keep hitting on you and offering you rides??
No. 298532
>>298507his new gf IS dang cute, good for him.
>>298463Jesus, I almost feel bad for her she clearly has some issues. I don't think dating Ian and building an audience is the right environment for her to work her issues out.
No. 298535
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>>298463Absolutely beautiful. Thank you for this, anon.
No. 298759
>>298463Ohhhh, my god. I
fuckin' knew it.
What a cunt, what a fucking cunt. Anisa, we know you're full of shit. You're just an insecure asshole; welcome to life, almost everybody is fucking insecure. Your metabolism is not fucked from a few months of crash dieting, you dumb cow, you don't just GET OVER BDD, it takes a ton of therapy to make any progress and then you still suffer from a lesser form of it because it's fucking
neurological. You lying, attention hungry, self diagnosed piece of shit.
Great job taking a nice dude for granted, great job cheating on him and leaving him for a guy who you
thought could provide you with more money and a better lifestyle…worked out great for you, huh? Now you have a boyfriend who doesn't pay
any attention to your ass even though he has plenty of time to, the guy shits out 1-2 videos a months of him rushing through unboxings or chilling with friends. You're an idiot, an ass and, frankly, a piece of shit, Anisa. I only hope your life gets worse from here on out, you deserve it.
All my money's on her dick hopping to Chris because he pays her more attention than Ian, despite the fact he's less YT famous. Attention feeds her lifeforce. You
asshole, Anisa.
Thank you, anon, for sharing this. Confirmed a lot for me. I really appreciate it, I'm sure we all do.
No. 298764
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>>298463Not that I'm calling you a liar, but it's not that hard to look Anisa up on facebook and find her pictures. Her profile isn't private.
No. 298804
>>298778Do we really expect Anisa to be capable of any personal growth? To even be capable of evolving past the mirror selfies that we so popular in the late 2000's? She probably still uses livejournal.
>>298774I wouldn't say it's so much a demonic face, it's giving me more downsy-tard-bitch-that's-excited-by-the-prospect-of-pie realness.
No. 298912
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The uncomfortableness of this picture radiates through the screen. This is such a downgrade from those mirror selfies a while back, and those didn't show too much either anyways.
No. 298920
>>298421>>298440
>Absolutely nothing iirc. I think this is why they're so dependant on youtube.i remember waaaaaaaay back when i used to like them, they had a vlog of them in Israel. Ethan showed the outside of a big fancy building. Anyways Ethan said that he worked there for years and hated his life back then. It looked like it was probably some bs office job. Then he just kept going. He never mentioned what the job was, but from the looks of it, it was probably way more challenging than sperging on jewtube.
Hila is an artist if i recall, never did much of anything. sometimes she sells her prints and what not, but i don't think she's ever had a job job.
its so stupid that they went from Israel straight to living in a expensive ass New York apartment. THen i think they moved to Los Angeles or something (i could be wrong)? Like dude those places are so fucking expensive save up some cash. I know it sucks living in a shitty country like Israel but damn, jumping straight to living like rich american people was so fucking stupid of them.
Jontron can pull that type of shit because his parents are loaded. Ethan and hila don't have that type of resources. If youtube fucks them over, they are done. so so so so stupid.
should have kept that office job, ethan. should have kept youtube as a side thing. makes me sad but they deserve all this bad shit.
No. 298933
>>298920If I recall correctly in their Valentine's Day video, Ethan talks about how Hila moved from Israel to live with him and they could barely get by, couldn't find jobs despite applying everywhere, and ended up selling pot on their local college campus until they finally found real jobs (I think one of them worked at a pizza place?).
>its so stupid that they went from Israel straight to living in a expensive ass New York apartment. THen i think they moved to Los Angeles or somethingThat's the thing that kills me. They kept bitching in their older videos about how expensive it was living in New York, talking about barely making ends meet and kind of insinuating that fans should donate to their Patreon, and then they move California, which was just as expensive.
I remember that pissed off a lot of fans, because they were putting themselves in that situation yet expected fans to support and pay their way kind of.
It's just dumb at this point for anyone to try to make an actual living off Youtube or to expect it to last very long. He's still a gross idiot, but at least Ian was smart enough to stay in college and get a degree so when his channel inevitably failed (like it is now), he has something to fall back on.
No. 298946
>>298920>but i don't think she's ever had a job job.Nah she was in the military doing her compulsory service when she met Ethan.
>>298933Seriously lol they could have easily moved to a smaller city. Maybe they thought they'd have more job opportunities in a bigger city idk.
No. 298947
>>298920>>298933They did a whole video about Hila coming to the US to finally live with Ethan, but it was horrible timing because it was right when the recession hit and neither could find jobs. They said they were desperate, Hila didn't wanna move back home, so they started selling weed to survive but managed to get basic customer service jobs after a week. I forget what Hila was doing, but Ethan got a job as a waiter.
They were saying how blessed they felt about being able to do YouTube full time and make good money because they know what it's like to be broke as fuck, struggling and working shit jobs, but at the same time they act so fucking entitled when it comes to YouTube and the money they make (made). It kind of negates their "Oh, we don't take this for granted at all, you guys" story.
I lived in Brooklyn for 2 years and y'know what I did when rent kept increasing? I fucking left the city to a place where a studio isn't $1500/month. I'm planning on moving again to somewhere even cheaper. That's what you do when you aren't making enough money, you have to make sacrifices. It's boring as fuck where I live and I don't get to sound cool when I mention where I live, but being able to live within my means>living in a cool place. They need to grow the fuck up and stop bitching.
Sage for blogposting
No. 298959
>>298957It's not like she was on the line or anything. I'm pretty sure she just did paperwork or something, plus,
compulsory. She wouldn't have done it if she didn't have to.
No. 298968
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Look at that grip he has on her arm. He's like a brick. There's no chemistry or compatibility with these two.
No. 298973
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Quick reminder that Anisa LOVES THESE SHORTS. LOVES. Thanks for sharing, Anisa, we totally couldn't tell at all.
No. 298982
>>298973Those are different than the normal shorts she wears.
She said the one pear she always wears doesn't fit so she bought a new pear, then only wore those.
So now she has three pears.
Four if you count her huge fucking head.
No. 298999
>>298970I know, right? He's on vacation in fucking Hawaii with his girlfriend, his best friend and
his girlfriend, Anisa asks for a photo (like, the third photo she's ever asked him to take) and he can't even smile for it? He can't even look somewhat engaged? He seriously throws up so many red flags as a shitty boyfriend. It's such a small thing you can do to make your partner happy, it takes no effort, but he can't be fucked. I mean, I do not sympathize with her ass, let me be clear, but he comes across as such a selfish boyfriend.
Won't even bother to buy his girlfriend more shorts. Jesus, Ian.
No. 299037
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There's a selfie of all four them
Ian looks almost normal
No. 299044
>>299028really? i'm not a fan of the 'filthy crew' but i have friends who were fans of max, one of whom knew him online. years ago, they mentioned his previous girlfriend, the one who he was with years ago, and said it showed that he doesn't let 'fame get to his head'
i noticed that this kat girl didnt look liek the other chick iirc she was fat or something… how do you know he cheated?
No. 299065
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>>298982>Four if you count her huge fucking head.I nearly peed
No. 299068
>>299037Oh, wow, look, Ian managed to push something resembling smile out of his face like a dry turd from a constipated asshole
just for Anisa, she must feel like his **~speshul gurl~**, what a treat.
No. 299069
>>299068Samefag.
TWIST, it's actually for Max.
No. 299070
>>298968He had a stronger grip on Tana's arm.
OH NOES, ANISA, WHAT ROOSH SAID MUST BE TRUE, HE WANTS THAT MONGOOSE PUSS
EVEN THOUGH YOU SEX HIM UP ALL THE TIME.
No. 299075
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>>298912>>298968>>299037She definitely read what was said here and made sure they took pictures with her. Sad.
No. 299168
>>299143I'm sure she tapped out the word "squad", paused, thought over whether or not Ian and/or Max would say "LOL 'SQUAD'? FUCKIN' GAY AS HELL, IDIOT", decided they would indeed, replaced it with "crew", felt pretty good about that and posted it.
And that entire internal debate took 1-2 hours, just back in forth inside her little squirrel brain, her body trembling with fear at the idea of not seeming cool enough, uncertain if a girl who's WUN OV DA GUIZE would say "squad" or "crew", oh no, which is it, could it be both, could it be neither, everything depends on this one decision, her future as a "COOL CHICK" is riding on this, oh god, the pressure, oh god, oh god, it's making her gassy, uncertainty always makes her fart, oh no, no, no, no, Ian can't know she farts, HE CAN'T FIND OUT, HELP, OH GOD HELP…
I honestly believe that's how Anisa's thought process works. It fucking bums me out.
No. 299170
>>299168Samefag. Now the idea that Anisa gets horribly gassy whenever she's uncertain and stressing over what exactly a COOL GIRL™ would do in any given situation makes me think she's always farting while wearing that pair of shorts she owns and that they just
reek. Just constantly, 24/7, blasting off fraidy-farts into the seat of her signature denim shorts and the anxiety of wondering whether or not anyone can smell her uncertainty manifested as gas just makes it all that much worse, it's a cycle and she can't escape it.
I didn't sleep.
No. 299241
>>299098Ok, no h8 but I thinks it's really hot. I love when men have arms like that
Sage
No. 299253
>>299238I'll be honest, I don't like this.
When I first heard his music, I heard things like "Thom" and I thought he had a lot of potential, but he's been delving deeper and deeper into this lo-fi, soundcloud rapper style (which was always sort of his style, but it's more emphasized not) that I'm really not a big fan of.
My personal opinion aside, I think it's great he's doing what he loves.
No. 299260
>>299206>>299171Ohhhh. My bad. I was so out of it this morning.
Yeah, I have no idea if Ian's gay, bi, heteroflexible or straight and, really, there's no way for us to know unless we start getting hints that are on the heavy handed side. At this point, we just know Ian looks unhappy with his girlfriend and appears far more comfortable around male friends.
Could just be that she's the wrong woman for him, could be that he's an immature dude who thinks overt displays of affection are GROSS and GAY, could be he's a self centered prick who can't even find it in himself to humor his girlfriend's request for a nice picture together where he doesn't look strong armed into it for once, could be he feels vulnerable and self conscious showing his sweet side on social media when he knows some people are eager to mock the shit out of him. So many possibilities. He could be one of those guys who sees women as an alien species and doesn't/never will view girlfriends as his best friend (those people are fucking weird).
If he did turn out to be gay or bi, the idea of him staying closeted honestly breaks my heart. My uncle never came out to my family his entire life; he fell madly in love with one man when he was young, dated him for awhile, cut if off because he was ashamed, vowed celibacy from there on out and died alone, closeted. It's
so fucking sad.
Sorry for blogposting, but as much as I think Ian's an obnoxious, overrated shitstain, I wouldn't wish that on anybody. Aww.
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tfw your boyfriend is happier with his fans than he is with you
No. 299384
>>299176>>299206>>299260I pretty sure he's straight, he's the one that didn't wanted to make fun of 'pretty girls' and the guy that follows hot girls on twitter, he was def a permavirgin before he met Anisa.
I think the reason he likes being around his friends is because he looks up to them (Joji) or feel that they're their equal (Max) He doesn't treat Chad or Anisa with respect because he thinks he's superior to them, Chad because he's, well, Chad and Anisa because she's an empty bottle with jean shorts that became a glorified bang maid, he knows she's fame hungry so he doesn't promote or mention her.
tl;dr Ian is autistic.
No. 299461
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someone just flat out gave us a free promo I wonder if pearnisa will actually delete it. But knowing her she will probably sob to Ian that the meanies at lolcow are hurting her feewings.
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Oh my god.
No. 299524
>>299523
>No username>no anisa interaction>no receipts>no evidence of anything?
probably some fan joking
No. 299528
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>>299522It's this pic, I think it's a bit retarded of them to post about lolcow but eh go figure.