No. 2034956
Chapelle Roan (born Kayleigh Rose Amstutz) is a 26 year "lesbian" pop singer and songwriter that was propelled into popularity in mid 2024. Some highlights:
-Came out as a lesbian, supposedly after being dumped by her military loving ex boyfriend
-No evidence of any actual homosexual experiences, despite writing numerous songs sexualizing lesbian relationships
-Obsessed with RuPaul's Drag Race and emulating the behavior of effeminate gay men
-Relentlessly complains about fans "overstepping boundaries" and claims to find fame undesirable
-Cancels small venue concert in favor of performing at the VMAs
-Rumors of being in debt to her record label
-Made normie Taylor Swift esque pop until reinventing herself with a LGBT centric aesthetic
-From a wealthy family in Missouri; claims to be sympathetic towards conservatives, citing this as a reason
-Literally never stops complaining
Instagram:
https://www.instagram.com/chappellroan?igsh=cWtqcGxzd3p3Zm4wTikTok:
https://www.tiktok.com/@chappellroanTwitter:
https://x.com/chappellroan(shit thread) No. 2034959
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Sorry if the thread is bad anons, this is my first time making one
No. 2034987
>>2034956I formatted this a bit better for you
Chappell Roan (born Kayleigh Rose Amstutz) is a 26 year "lesbian" pop singer and songwriter that was propelled into popularity in mid 2024. Some highlights:
>Came out as a lesbian, supposedly after being dumped by her military loving ex boyfriend>Multiple videos of her riding on male's laps despite calling herself a lesbian>No evidence of any actual homosexual experiences, despite writing numerous songs sexualizing lesbian relationships>Obsessed with RuPaul's Drag Race and emulating the behavior of effeminate gay men, often gets made fun of by said gay men>Relentlessly complains about fans "overstepping boundaries" and claims to find fame undesirable >Cancels small venue concert in favor of performing at the VMAs>Rumors of being in debt to her record label>Made normie Taylor Swift esque pop until reinventing herself with a LGBT centric aesthetic>From a wealthy family in Missouri; claims to be sympathetic towards conservatives, citing this as a reason>Very mentally ill, was diagnosed with bipolar disorder in 2020>Literally never stops complaining Instagram:
https://www.instagram.com/chappellroan?igsh=cWtqcGxzd3p3Zm4wTikTok:
https://www.tiktok.com/@chappellroanTwitter:
https://x.com/chappellroan No. 2035034
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>>2034956ill probably move this post over to a new thread if one gets made. but anyways femininomenom is about moids being unable to make her coom kek. She tries so hard to dig shit like this away
No. 2035051
>>2035035One of the biggest tells that she's straight is that her supposed lesbianism is all about how she hates men and they can't get her off. Which is
valid tbh but not what lesbianism is. She never talks about her lesbianism in terms of feeling desire for women, it's always just about how her ex was shit and couldn't make her cum. Which isn't a lesbian experience, that's just a straight woman being disappointed by men like many of them are because men are selfish lovers.
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Naw bru fuck this bitch nigga's fake ass """"""dyke""""""" music two synths singing about kissing be a more authentic lesbo experience than whatever this hoe trynna do yo(integrate)
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No. 2035073
posted in celebricows but she basically forces herself to be gay kek
No. 2035095
>>2035074It's insane how quickly comphet discourse has devolved into the idea that "real heterosexuality" is nothing short of worshipping the ground moids walk on.
In what universe is it "very unusual" for women to be dissatisfied with the way men treat us? The average scrote is an entitled shitstain, being able to see their flaws doesn't magically turn you into a lesbian.
No. 2035214
>>2035073Yeah this is kind of the clincher, I have yet to meet an actual homosexual who's ever felt "not gay enough." Usually gay people are trying not to seem TOO gay, because of, y'know, homophobia? Even the interviewer seems to be confused and thinking wtf is she talking about. Guarantee she'll switch to climbing she's bi (or god forbid "pan") as soon as she finds another moid to obsess over, and it'll be celebrated by the other heterokweers as proof that sexuality is fluid lmao.
>>2035082She needs a PR team and fast, she's a cash cow for paparazzi now that they know they can minorly irritate her and get a free show of rage and hysterics whenever they want.
No. 2035236
>>2035234Samefag I meant to type "poor hick" not chick
I think she is lying about the white trash backstory she created for herself to seem less privileged. And the queer shit is to solidify that she is in fact a very oppressed and impoverished kweer artist
No. 2035237
>>2035222> Every time a mic gets near her she starts screeching about her ex, and she means the male ex like "I know you're watching" "I dedicate this to you" if a man did this it would look stalkery and insane.Im laughing at this, does anyone have any good examples?
>>2035229She seems to like making a caricature of femininity like drag queens do, I think it’s more likely she’ll wear a prosthetic dick and pretend to pee champagne in her fans mouths with it or something.
I kinda feel like she will also get into a fake lesbian relationship to look more legitimate.
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Something about her face makes me think that if someone asked her if she liked pussy, her exact reaction would be picrel. I could see her making out with another woman (likely while drunk) for male approval but that's it. She's barsexual at most.
No. 2035333
>>2035265She’s more entertaining than the e-thots nobodies that are on most threads. She is lolcow material, just give her enough time.
> if being obnoxious and attention seeking is enough to make a celebrity a cowCelebrities have PR training and despite being obnoxious and presumptuous they still keep their image, while she just spews whatever her mind tells her to kek.
Her music is nice though, I’ll give her that
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Every time I see her in her drag getup I'm reminded of Ashnikko who at least doesn't claim to be lesbian (as far as I know) but claims to be "pan" and her songs about women feel very pandery. I wonder if Kayleigh felt inspired
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Old but this bitch wants to be Gaga so bad kek this is literally Jo Calderone
No. 2035389
>>2035386same, I also noticed how many drag queens seem to be dressing up as her in mockery rather than as a homage to her, like the one who started fake pissing wine while in chappell cosplay. as if to say "oh yeah? you think we're iconic and you admire us? let's see if you still think that after we do what we do best and do misogynistic minstrel shows with your likeness".
It reminds me of the christian girl autumn meme where a bunch of fags and trannies relentlessly mocked this normie woman for her normie pumpkin spice white girl aesthetic, and they only started unironically liking her after she took the jokes like a champ and I think even donated to the tranny that started the meme or something. There's a bootlicking fee these gay dudes charge handmaidens before they start treating them with decency.
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>>2035389are you talking about vidrel? Also I remember the christian autumn girl shit so well, they kept joking that these girls they were memeing were racist homophobic trumpies. There was a group photo of the christian autumn girls, one of them was a black girl, and fags kept joking about her being excluded??? like it's so fucking weird. The switch up was so weird. No way chappell bootlicks these fags so much, they hate her. Women need to learn how to stand up for themselves
No. 2035433
>>2035424(trying so hard not to blog, as someone who’s experienced actual domestic abuse) but seriously calling someone yelling at you on the street, or wanting a photo with you, or an autograph, abuse is insanity.
I know she’s not liked here either but even Taylor who has experienced SA and numerous instances of stalking and people breaking into her homes, doesn’t whine about being “abused by fame.” She realizes that this is something she chose to do and not that these things are okay or acceptable, but they are literally the price of fame. Is it worth it? Personal decision
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>>2035424Agree. It sounds like scalpers and people wanting to profit off her are following her really aggressively, see picrel. I don’t think she’s just being followed by nice fans who want autographs, it looks like sleazy resellers and actual psychos.
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>>2035436hate her but even though she's always complaining about something, she's in her right to yell at moids who do this shit
>>2035407Honestly those are all of her looks, she tries so hard to look "cunty". She's always talking about "serving cunt" and it sounds so fucking cringe coming from her considering fags hate her. Funnily enough, she made an instagram story once asking her fans what would be "cunty" to say to her ex moidfriend that she always sperges about on stage.
No. 2035442
>>2035431nta but I feel like you're missing anon's point
>>2035408She also gets annoyed when people
don't recognize her (like that yoga teacher), like what does she even want? It's typical "look at me but don't look at me" shit.
No. 2035460
>>2035432Can't you lurk more, retard? All of it was posted in the celebricows thread, we're not gonna spoonfeed you by reposting shit everyone's already seen
>>2035436resellers are admittedly awful (and rude to ALL celebs according to many anecdotes), but if that's the case she had no reason to make that bitchy tiktok aimed specifically at her fans
>>2035437Jesus imagine being this obsessed with a moid who dumped you and likely hasn't thought of her ever since. It's also so cringe she can't even come up with her own sassy one liners to say in her own concert, her whole "cunty" persona is super fabricated, shes awkward and borderline illiterate in interviews
>>2035449you're thinking of the term "fish". serving cunt is not an exclusively gay moid phrase and it doesn't mean to pass as a woman kek
No. 2035463
>>2035460>All of it was posted in the celebricows thread, we're not gonna spoonfeed you by reposting shit everyone's already seenNo, what I asked for specifically wasn't in celebricows which is why I asked. I've actually seen several alternative explanations and yours seems fake
>you're thinking of the term "fish". serving cunt is not an exclusively gay moid phrase and it doesn't mean to pass as a woman kekyou're wrong about this also, the only difference between serving fish and serving cunt is that the second phrase became a meme used ironically in a bunch of contexts but they're obviously the same thing
No. 2035478
>>2035473Glad you're this confident about being wrong when you're not even using fish right kek. It's not "serving" fish, it's either giving or being fish.
>>2035475You're clearly autistic beyond help kekk its more than obvious her attentionwhore ass thought she was speaking to her. Whats your theory otherwise, autist-chan?
No. 2035480
>>2035473NTA but you are wrong, "fishy" means passing for female, "cunty" or "serving cunt" just means you look really good and you know it. Try not to talk out of your ass when you're the one who's uninformed on the subject.
>>2035436Wtf is she doing in the TSA line anyway, she's more than rich and famous enough to get a nexus pass lol.
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>>2035449> For someone who's soooo queer and such a fan of drag culture you'd think she'd understand what she's saying That’s because she only started watching Drag Race last year kek. Interview here:
https://theface.com/music/chappell-roan-pop-music-famous-interview-good-luck-babe No. 2035500
>>2035497The execs behind her are unsubtle. Her
raison d'etre is obviously to get a loyal gay male fanbase
and loyal female paypigs who go crazy for taylor swift/k-pop lesbian fanfic, right off the bat. Its very clumsy, she doesn't make music that's interesting enough to be some niche kweer icon. Getting women invested in lesbian bait (or genuine lesbian-themed music) takes time, it requires good songwriting, you can't hammer it home with labels and bland pop music. I hate how zoomies fall for this shit
>>2035486KEK
No. 2035539
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So glad we are back! I’ve been waiting for this thread, I’ve been so excited to share my CR cringe shit I’ve seen lately.
I can’t stand this woman. She’s making her own fans turn against her KEKEKKKKK
No. 2035551
>>2035507>gay men have historically never been interested in lesbian music.Right? Gay men are obsessed with feminine, het female singers for a reason. They aspire to be as attractive to men and they identify with their 'feminine' exterior. Being a faghag breaks this aspirational relationship, they lose all respect for the singer (see what happened to Charli XCX)
>>2035516>I feel like many fags hate her Yep, they have no patience for female artists who aren't 100% male-oriented in their sexuality and aesthetics, even if it's some tryhard fakebian. I hope she stops pandering to faggots
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>>2035557You're insane, she looks like fucking Megamind.
No. 2035559
>>2035557TIM stands for trans identified
male nonnie. Misia Butler is a TIF.
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>>2035558Guess i have issues because it's the only TIM i ever found decent looking.
>>2035559my bad
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>>2035562Why is this thread so chock full of morons? "Misia" is a woman, anon.
No. 2035601
>>2035586>as the years go by everything seems faker That's because it 100% is.
>but it seems like chappell is just asking for whatever makes her seem the edgiest Is she asking for it? Or are the music execs, handlers, stylists, and publicists simply telling her to do x, y, and z for fame and she blindly obeys and takes whatever comes of it?
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Something about her as a person just makes me laugh
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>>2035601Chappell allegedly has “one of the best deals” in music. She’s signed to Dan Nigro’s imprint (he’s a co-writer for Olivia Rodrigo) and he seems to really like her. I suspect there’s an element here of “labels don’t know what to do and will throw money at seemingly successful TikTok stars.”
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>>2035622Nigro even set up an imprint to sign her, specifically.
No. 2035639
>>2035622>>Fuck you guys give me what i want>>look at the numbers bitch>>bitch i've been here the whole timewhy is she so aggro all the time for no reason
always cursing and yelling at people. like calm down bitch