No. 177130
You have to choose one BSR to take home and support for the remainder of its life. Which do you choose?
First up is Lola, 10 lbs for convenient transportation and storage, with lovely, luscious hair punctuated by some sassy, patchy bald spots. A feisty little minx, she runs on less than two hours of sleep a night, meaning it's a 24/7 funhouse with this BSR. Fed a steady diet of bland greens pulsed into goopy perfection, you'll especially love her projectile regurgitation, which hits distances of an astounding 12 feet!
The there's Claire, the OG BSR everyone's raving about. This elegant pinhead comes with a feeding tube for quick nourishment, as well as stylish hands that permanently flash the latest gang signs. With a roving mechanism and careful assistance, she can even simulate walking for several seconds. Best of all, her state-of-the-art BSR colon enables her to frequently lay out farts that show up on the Richter scale!
Of course, both models come with guaranteed handicapped parking, as well as potential revenues from advertising, state assistance, free clothing, and more!