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No. 143721

On Halloween Valeria Lukyanova A.K.A. the Human Barbie was attacked by two men, beaten and strangled before a neighbour appeared.

No. 143722

>>143721
LIIESSSSS
That woman would be one massive, colossal lolcow if it weren't for the language barrier that makes it too hard for most people to really enjoy it.

www.lifeinplastic21.tumblr.com

^she had fucking surgery and is fishing for attention with a fake attack story

No. 143723

That's fucking awful. I know people wanted to jump on her ass for her freaky lifestyle and shit, but this wasnt deserved.

No. 143724

https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Valeria_Lukyanova

pathological lying schizophrenic white supremacist old bitch with textbook definition Narcissistic Personality Disorder

she lies about literally everything. Her age, her horoscope, her birthday, her height, her diet.. fucking everything. One should assume that anything she says is a lie, unless proven otherwise.

No. 143725

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>>143722

idk man

Valeria is a dickhead and a colossal liar but that doesn't look like any surgery I've ever seen, that legit looks like a fat, split lip from having been punched, unless she got punched-in-the-face surgery.

I think she's telling the truth.

No. 143726

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Yeah she's definitely been punched.

No. 143727

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If someone were beaten and strangled "nearly killed", don't you think there would be bruises and wounds?

2 days later and she's perfectly back to normal.

No. 143728

So, the worst she's done is lie about her lifestyle (and yet I see zero hate threads for all of the celebs who do this hue).. And, that's enough to warrant this? I feel like everyone hates her just because she's fucking strange, but even then her choice to be a human doll (satanist or not) isn't bothering anyone else. If this is still hate stemming from the "racist" remark; A lot of people don't like the way other races look and make the conscious choice to not date them because of that, but I guess we've gone full Tumblr now because we can't have a preference with looks..

No. 143729

If this really happened, she definitely didn't deserve that.
I wouldn't be surprised if this was all a lie, though (which would honestly be better than her actually getting attacked).
She's exactly the type of person to make up things like this for attention.

No. 143730

>>143727
.. Have you never been in any sort of a fight? You don't need to look like some mortal Kombat round in order to be injured or even nearly killed.

No. 143731

Considering how often she hired people to almost kill others, she deserves it, IF it is true at all.

No. 143732

Guys. Plz. There's only 1/3400000 of the drama available to read in English. Whatever you've read, or you think you know about her, trust me it's a lot worse.

< She recently had a skype interview with a journalist where she claimed that the "haters" aka the Insekts are saying that she is 10 years older than she is. In reality, she is indeed 29. She previously claimed to be 21 in 2012, but now is apparently claiming to be 19 years old. If you want proof that she's 29, just ask, there's an overwhelming amount of evidence, including official documents.

< She regularly does "shock" effects to land herself in the media again. If they don't work, she deletes them. The most recent one (that I know of) was when she traveled to China and started humiliating herself on TV.

< She makes up extremely childish lies, like her imaginary friend "Medusa" who regularly takes over her body and talks to people online, threatning Valeria's haters for her —- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lM3MdhUoiko

< Another recent episode, she manipulated her friend Olga into draining some man's money (while cheating on him), and then dump him and ruin his reputation online by saying he threatened her life. — go here and scroll to the bottom, the conversation is in english http://forum.baginya.org/viewtopic.php?f=5&t=16&start=6250


I could go on and on and on and on. But I hope you get the idea that she's a massive attention whore, and that her attack story is already having gaping holes in them. She keeps trying to make videos and comments about how the universe is healing her (an excuse for why she has no reminiscence of any attack after only 2 days), and what a fast recovery she's making, and how doesn't want to go into details DESPITE milking the pity for all its got.

No. 143733

>>143732
lmao fuck, I did the >backwards.

No. 143734

>>143732
Well, we still have http://lifeinplastic21.tumblr.com/ as translator for the biggest part of her drama.

No. 143735

>>143732
Guess I still don't really care. Her dedication to keeping up a certain charade is amusing, but I find that there are others more deserving of hate. This is a girl with like zero power, by the time she dies you can all tell your kids and grand kids how much you knew, etc. And, then the world will just go on, not really caring.

She hates pregnant women? Okay. Black people or Arabs? Alright. Über satanist witch lyke amg? Righto. Its a girl in Russia who affects literally nothing barring the lives of those who wish to remain in contact with her or keeping tabs on. Sorry, maybe I've just dealt with worse and this doesn't phase me. I don't care if she lies about her height or horoscope. I don't know anyone who would get so pissed off about the latter being lied about, actually.

Entire thing is boring, really.

No. 143736

>>143735
The same thing can be said about other lolcows though. They don't really affect everyone's lives here, except for the people the lolcow actually knows.

No. 143737

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>>143735
Good for you, you can go be apathetic somewhere else if you're not interested in the discussion.

No. 143738

>>143728
Her racist shit goes well beyond just preferring certain types of appearance. She's a bitch, deal with it. I don't know how anyone can be a fan of her anyway, so she spouts some mystical bullshit sometimes, spouts racist bullshit sometimes and lies about her lifestyle, what's to defend?

I think she's lying but who knows. I do find it strange that she seems to have no bruising/scratches because that's one of those things that shows up first and takes a while to heal. Maybe her attackers were really nice and didn't hit or attack her hard enough to leave any marks?

No. 143739

>>143737
You posted on a public forum in which anyone is free to comment and expected people to care about the situation at hand. No need to get snippy just because one person didnt respond as you'd like. You'll get other biters, calm down.

No. 143740

http://vk.com/amatue?w=wall4926666_1781255

She's getting phone calls and e-mails from different countries asking about the attack. She regrets ever telling anyone because now "other people" have exaggerated the story. She says she was only bandaged after leaving the hospital. Says that she was not actually beaten, but that she was hit several times in the back (??).

A few days ago she said that she was beaten and strangled and nearly killed. Now she changed the story. More proof it's all a lie.

No. 143741

haha,good. she deserves it
however i think it's fake

No. 143742

>>143739
>go on website where people discuss lolcows
>"But lolcows dont really matter guise"
Where do you even think you are?

No. 143743

Not for nothing, but these bandages are for a chin lift. You can tell because of the way the skin is tucked under the bandage on the leftmost side and there is no sign of busing or pus. If she had broken her jaw from being punched, there would be a rubber or metal band around her jawline. I'm not saying she DIDN'T get attacked, she might of, we don't know. I'm just saying that these bandages are consistent with someone who just had a chin re-structuring.

No. 143744

>>143743

Although they DO break the jaw during a restructuring, they do not put a wire hold on it, because the wire-hold would likely heal the chin into an undesirable position. Instead, they hold the soft bandages in place by layering them at the top of the head…like the picture.

No. 143745

Too bad this story is as fake as Jessica Niggeri's tits. I wish she did get her ass whooped though… Hate this evil bitch. She's so god damn full of shit.

No. 143746

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Her new (shoop) style.

No. 143747

>>143746
She looks like a Sims character

No. 143748

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No. 143750

>>143748
rofl she's so hideous. I can't believe she thinks she looks good.

No. 143751

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Leaked passport, too bad people in China know her. She claims to be born 1991 for two years now.

No. 143752

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>>143751
The one of her husband too.

No. 143753

>>143748
I think this gif is hilarious because it sums up my thoughts when some frumpy cunt gets mad that I'm not the whale-chan she is.

No. 143754

>>143751
Ugh, she's the same age as me. That's disturbing.

>>143752
He was born in 77? He looks so much older. And he looks like some guy you'd catch masturbating in public.

No. 143755

>>143752
lmao, his signature..

No. 143756

She is so boring next to that trans doll dude.

No. 143757

>>143756
porque esta la pola aca??

No. 143758

>>143756
>(06:12) gonna call her… BARBIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
lmao

No. 143759

>>143756
ké mierdas?

No. 143760

Lol must suck for her to but out shined by a hispanic cross dresser. People obviously only cared about him and didn't give two shits about her other than the "oh she's pretty… BACK TO YOU FABULOUS ONE!

No. 143761

La Pola is a celebrity comedian in Chile, and Valeria is a living corpse. So of course people pay more attention to him.

btw, he/she is not a crossdresser, pretty sure La Pola lives life completely as a woman

No. 143762

>>143746
It's not shoop, it's being thin and surgery.

She has fake tits and literally had some ribs removed. She doesn't even eat much solid food.

No. 143763

>>143756
Wtf did i just watch

And too bad i don't speak Spanish

No. 143764

>>143763
Basically it's said in the video that you can't touch Valeria. La Pola tells this to everybody. She also says Valeria is her lost sister and calls her Barbie and sister. And asks people if they look alike. She also calls her everything without knowing Val understands some Spanish, when they are exercising Val says "uno!" and Pola asks her if she speaks Spanish, then Val says that a little. Later she's asked if she's natural and Pola says Val is natural. But yeah nobody cares about Val because is like a corpse. When they're leaving Pola says that Val doesn't talk and almost says that she's boring as fuck

No. 143765

>>143764
loool I love pola

No. 143766

>>143762
Look at the length of her legs in the middle picture compared to the other pictures.

Those images aren't just shoop'd, they're shittily shoop'd. Get your eyes checked.

No. 143767


No. 143768

>>143762
bruh, are you stuck in 2012?? everyone knows she shoops and didn't have no damn ribs removed

No. 143769

>>143748
Im pretty sure everyone have this logic, including everyone here lol

No. 143770

>>143748
>teehee my shallow looks and chemical injections make me better than u ooglay cunnies
What an idiot. She'll look like Joan Rivers in another 10 years, what a tryhard.

No. 143771

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Wat, she released a book about herself?

No. 143772

Val in some tv show about pro-ana.

No. 143773

>>143771
Yes, she's written a few books. I think other than that she's published a romance novel. All of them are banal shit and not worth translating.

No. 143774

>>143772

Looks like she has had yet another nose job.

No. 143775

>>143774
It's only caked on makeup with a shitload of countouring.

No. 143776

>>143772

Are those people calling her out on her shit or is that just how Russian people talk?

No. 143777

>>143776
Judging by the comments on the video everything is like:
"Platic Amatue - she is just a incredibly stupid creature who deliberately make herself an inanimate object. She is dead inside and respectively - outside. She doesn't notice that she has no emotions. I wonder how her husband can sleep? It's like being with a blowup doll."

No. 143778

>>143775
she did have a legit nose job though, incase anyone thinks otherwise. she removed the bump on her bridge and thinned out her nostrils. also chin job, because she previously did not have a chin at all.

No. 143779

poor cow

No. 143780

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damn this thread hasn't been updated in a while, but I wanted to rant about this somewhere. I went on Valeria's instagram and saw that she posted this pic, and I am LIVID. I used to be friends with the girl who painted this, she made it for a game company a few years ago, and Valeria photoshopped her creepy mug onto it and thinned out the waist and made the breasts into fucking BALLOONS. I cannot believe how ridiculous this bitch is

No. 143781

>>143780
I thought it was a pretty damn good cosplay until I saw your post anon. Ugh

No. 143782

>>143781
Cosplay? It's obviously a drawn image in both of these.

No. 143783

>>143782
from the thumbnail I mean

No. 143784

>>143780
>>143780
That's so disrespectful to the original artist. I'd be pissed if someone did that to one of my pictures.

No. 143785

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another one.
I just noticed she removed the watermark with the artist's name

No. 143786

>>143780
>>143785
god the originals look so nice compared to the whore photo shopped ones. the lips on val's version are disgusting.

No. 143787

>>143785
where did you find this one? or am I checking the wrong instagram

No. 143788

>>143787
instagram @ lukyanova.me

No. 143789

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She fucked up this elbow badly while shopping

No. 143790

>>143785
Her face legit looks like Suzy Berhow here.

No. 143791

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I used to think it was her fans the ones who were doing this to artworks and sending them to her (b/c she's been doing this for years) but the fact that they're shooped at the waist and boobs made me realize it's her who's doing it. that is so fucking sad, she literally searches for artwork of beautiful females so she can replace them with her own face. and knowing her fucked up level of narcissism I bet 100% she would probably say she improved them if confronted about it.

No. 143792

In one of Valeria's latest VK posts, she said she went to the theaters to see Alice through the looking glass, but was very disappointed that Alice looked so old. When she read the book she imagined Alice as a beautiful young girl, but they made her look like a plain-looking WOMAN. She said she was disappointed and thought the director was trying to be cruel, that they should get rid of the actress and find a younger one.

the actress is 26, Val turns 31 in August.

http://vk.com/amatue?z=photo4926666_417740460%2Fphotos4926666

No. 143793

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>>143792
I am so annoyed by this, Mia is incredibly beautiful it seems that Valeria considers plastic blow up dolls to be young beauty when in reality it looks like a bad surgery drag queen.

No. 143794

>>143788
Isn't that a 'fan' account who shooped artwork with her face? It says they live in Mexico in the bio.
I thought her account was 'valerialukyanova'? I might be wrong though

No. 143795

>>143794
it's real. she lives in mexico now, moved there 2-3 months ago iirc. she's the only one that does those shoop-on-artwork, not her fans.

No. 143796

>>143795
for someone who was all white alien space pride that's very amusing haha

unless she moved to the rich foreigners-only zones of whatever state she's living in

No. 143797

>>143796
She thinks she's a reincarnated Quetzalcoatl and Mexica is her true home. Have a good laugh http://lifeinplastic21.tumblr.com/

No. 143798

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No. 143799

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>>143796
yeah, she only likes them because she's legit convinced she's the reincarnation of a blond male Aztec God and Mexico is her homeland. but really I just think she fell in love with the beaches and how much the locals kiss her ass.

pic related, she dressed up and photoshopped herself into what she looked like in her past life.

No. 143800

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No. 143801

>>143799
Is she turning into cross dresser?

No. 143802

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>>143799

Quetzalcóatl feathers are of quetzal bird's, not eagle hahahahaha

Damn Lera, do a little research before cosplaying

No. 143803

>>143799
I'm fucking dying. This woman has reached new levels of batshit. And this racist shit moved to Mexico?!

No. 143804

>>143803
in good ol' times of her satanic era she used to call those who haven't got blue eyes and blonde hair "brown-eyed monsters". Note that even as Aztec deity she refuses to have brown eyes and dark hair because she only considers "nordic" people like she is beautiful. Ironically her natural eye color is green and her natural hair color is light brown.

Also, how DARE you to call this 16-old angelic girl a WOMAN?? You are a woman! A jealous old ugly woman! That's why go to the internet to insult young and pretty girls to feel better about yourself! Shame on you! Go work on yourself instead of bringing pretty and successful people down! #leralogic

>>143801
she insists her spirit is so "male" because she wasn't Quetzalcoatl, she IS Quetzalcoatl born in a ~~woman~~'s body, and she hates being a ~~woman~~ so bad and whines about it in her posts pretty often and yet when it comes to actually be like a man - be responsible, grown up, respectful, not act like a childish spoiled cunt or have a job, she suddenly becomes ok with that. Like, well of course I'm a super manly man inside, but since I was born in this body, I'll have to work with what I have and keep leeching off my sugar daddy and be a total disrespectful spoiled cunt on the internet and lie left and right cause I can't do anything about it - I was born a girl, tee hee~ #leralogic

No. 143805

Some batshit crazy shit worthy to watch - Val is high speaking "ancient languages"

No. 143806

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The second-hand embarrassment is really strong in this one.
Russian TV humiliated her in way worse way than girls on the internet ever did.

https://vimeo.com/65470619

No. 143807

>>143805

Thanks for posting this. It was hilarious and a bit frightening.

No. 143808

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>>143804
>her natural hair color is light brown.
actually I think this is another one of her lies, her natural hair is most likely dark brown like her brother's. during her Dakota dolly phase when she dyed her hair light brown and told people it was her natural color, she grew dark roots like you could see here. It may have been light brown in her toddler pictures but toddler hair always tends to darken with almost everyone.

No. 143809

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her brother right here for reference

No. 143810

>>143809
That's medium brown though. The picture is just underexposed

No. 143811

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>>143809
since you mentioned him, here's a video of him masturbating that has exploded Valeria's VK and baginya.org (the truth website about Val).

http://www.xtube.com/video-watch/Vanya-s-masturbation-9426326

It should be noted that this video didn't get leaked, he posted it himself on his VK. Also, you can see pics of his sister Valeria all over his room. Beyond disturbing.

Basically all Valeria's family members (except of her granpa as some insighters state) are fucked up to various extent and this vid shows it very well.

The more you dig, the more crazy shit you discover.

No. 143812

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>>143811
he's so fucking gross and unattractive, and creepo weirdo to boot.

I saw that he has a new girlfriend that suspiciously looks like a Valeria clone. I wonder if she's only with him because she has a lady boner for Val. I'd be surprised if that wasn't the reason

No. 143813

>>143808

No it's dark look at the roots

No. 143814

>>143806
Watching people try and contain their laughter and fail miserably…I know that feel. I don't get how she got so popular with such obvious shoop.

No. 143815

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some Mexican comments translated

No. 143816

>>143805
what the fuck

No. 143817

>>143815
You mean Spanish. Mexican isn't a language. kek

No. 143818

>>143817
But they were written by Mexicans. That makes them Mexican comments.

No. 143819

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>>143815
>Valeria is Ukrainian
>Doesn't speak a single word in Ukrainian

>Thinks Valeria is dumb and superficial, then becomes convinced she's got some supernatural powers probs after reading bullshit like "I stopped the storm with the power of my pure Intention but there is no documented proof of it so you just gotta believe me tee hee~"


>All Ukrainians are blue-eyed platinum blondes like her, even men

>Natural eye color is green, natural hair color is brown


I don't even… Wut

No. 143820

>>143819
>All Ukrainians are blue-eyed platinum blondes like her, even men
yeah, but the sad thing is you wouldn't believe how many ignorant people from these countries believe that about most central/eastern/northern Europeans in general.

No. 143821

>>143819
You don't know how many ukrainians don't speak "mova", but all ukrainians know and speak Russian, since ukrainian language is bastardized russian redneck speak which for some reason became separate language.

No. 143822

>>143819
>>143821
Oh and i forgot to add, she was born in moldova, which is another reason to laugh at her stupid ass, since moldovians are equivalent of niggers in ukraine, russia, and belorussia.

No. 143823

>>143822
That's only her birthplace, she's ethnically Russian so it doesn't matter where she was born.

No. 143824

Is it so hard for you to just say..I don't know black people?blacks? African American???? It's literally not that hard.

No. 143825


No. 145786

>>143823
oh it maters much, She's "moldovanka", and because of this fact she cannot call herself arian.

No. 334672

>>143742
Something Awful?



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