Dana Marie Cain (née Tinervin) is a 51 year-old narcissistic wino with paranoid delusions, general whorishness and bizarre scapegoating by blaming literally everyone around her.
Believing herself to be the reincarnated form of the Babylonian goddess Inanna, whom Dana believes to represent gods in at least 5 other religions including Christianity, this is Dana's most common reason to get blackout drunk and start yelling at her facecam.
Dana will recite her wildly inaccurate life story to literally anyone unlucky enough to be within earshot and likely blow them sometime later.
Other frequently used copes are standard schizo shit usually dialed up to more directly affecting her like apparently, the CIA killed her cat that one time, etc…
Never lucky in love, Dana unsurprisingly is twice divorced. Her 2nd husband Skip often being her favorite target of her clueless rage.
Dana is often internally consistent with her stories but can turn on a dime when trying to play her characters against each other.
https://www.tiktok.com/@danamariecaindaugDana is also an officiant (ordained by the same company who gave pastor Robert Mckimm a license so you know it's legitimate).
https://theamm.org/ministers/244330/profileDana recently found herself alogging CWC and cozied up to Jacob Sockness of all people even acting like a fag hag of sorts since Dana Marie Cain has no self-respect.
Danas Twitter was suspended yet here is an archive of her antics.
https://archive.fo/https://twitter.com/GoddessInanna3*Linked above is Danas tik-tok account where she posts inane comments.
As well as Danas YouTube channel where she has been live streaming as of late and giving random people tarot readings as she interprets messages from the Pandora music app. (When she isn't passed out on stream)
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCMlRF7Gbi5wh9Ss5TyZra7gLast but not least Dana created a KF account to argue with the kiwi farms, when Dana isn't obsessing over Joshua Conner Moon as with most lolcows Dana says nulls entire legal name when Dana references null.
https://kiwifarms.net/members/dana-marie-cain.35015/A notable feature of Danas thread is how her children have flocked to the thread to keep tabs on their dear Mother Dana, even past colleagues of Dana are active posters in her thread.
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/dana-marie-cain-oracle-of-venus-the-scorpion.39154/(shit thread)