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No. 280973
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Oh right, she showed up at a Jimmy Choo anniversary event and got a free keychain, but other than that she hasn't been doing fuck all except taking selfies at Bravo's office.
No. 280987
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=0e4_1440169126I found a portfolio video she made in September 2013 for bravo which might explain how she managed to get work after her big reveal and after she stopped dressing kawaii. No idea why bravo never put it on their website though- oh wait duh, it's a candid video, silly me.
Real talk though it's kind of shit as far as a portfolio video goes. She looks terrified and stiff, and the full body shot at the end is awful, she overstuffed her bra so much that her tits grew 3 full cup sizes between the first and last half of the video. Not only that the black sweater she wore makes her look super wide and doesn't show off her figure at all (which for her might actually have been a good idea since we don't know when she started packing on the pounds, she's been ace at keeping unshooped candids of herself out of circulation for the most part).
No. 280996
>>280992 Sorry, no. That's too accurate to her real face and body to be "a quick de-shoop". Not to mention it's more anatomically correct than any other de-shoop of her that's been posted before.
Why is it so impossible for some of you to believe she looks like a flabby bag of assholes IRL? She does. That's what happens when you don't take care of yourself and get a hairstyle that looks like shit on you.
No. 281006
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>>281001We have photo and video proof that it is.
She looks like shit when she's not in control of the lighting/doing her own makeup. Face it, she's not as ~kawaii~ as she wants you all to believe she is. She's basic as fuck and the more she ages and tries to have a mature/casual style the more she's going to start looking like Cathy.
No. 281009
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Japanese-speaking anons, I need your help.
I'm kind of a fledgling Kamen Rider fangirl so I was browsing Twitter looking for mentions of Taiko and I came across a tweet mentioning him that has a screenshot of the bedroom video with the cherry blossom filter Dakota posted on her Instagram. I tried to use twitter's built in translator but of course it' just gave me unintelligible garbage. I wonder if the poster is trying to imply or asking if they live together or that he stayed with her? Pic related.
https://twitter.com/_bangohan/status/737879453968302082 No. 281013
>>281009Had a friend stay over so I slept well yesterday for the fist time in ages.
I've been living on my own since I was sixteen, so I never noticed before, but I think you sleep better when someone you trust is nearby.
It's weird.
No. 281015
>>281006True. But this still isn't a candid from the JC event, unfortunately.
Hopefully there'll be some candids of the event she'll be at this weekend. Can't wait.
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>>281013>I've been living on my own since I was 16Sure, Kooter.
Thank for the translation though, but could you take a look at the tweet and see what it says? Anything explaining the screenshot of her Line blog?
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>>281018And here's the other pic of Taiko's tweet that was quoted in the Bangohan tweet. Sage for double post.
No. 281024
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>>281015Since you're too dumb and/or lazy to give deets I guess I'll do it for you. Protip: that shit is just as annoying as that asshole that keeps posting moonspeak screenshots and assuming everyone else can read them. Which is probably you, let's be real here. if you can't be arsed to post even a TL:DR; then don't post at all. Either learn moonspeak or don't, stop trying to casually imply you do without actually doing it.
And before anyone asks, no, I can't read it either. I pulled this from her Line blog.
No. 281030
>>281018Meanwhile, because of appearing in the Junon Boy Grand Prix* Kamen Rider, there are more otaku and also an increased sense of familiarity, and it looks like Endo-kun can't stop implying that Dakota Rose is his girlfriend.
He made a trip from Kyoto to Tokyo for a shoot and then back to Kyoto. Hmmm~
*I assume that makes sense to relevant parties?
No. 281062
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>>281037Me too anon, I never thought she was gonna be able to make a living off modeling, at least not legit modeling without a SD or husband in the industry. I mean come on, not to insult her, but she's just not model material, and she's too bland and introverted to be a tarento. She'd do well in gravure/softcore though if she stayed with the kawaii stuff.
No. 281065
>>281024It looks like some gathering to make young people engage in politics more. I can't read everything, but the entrance is free.
I am not quite sure Dakota is qualified to talk about politics in a country she isn't even allowed to vote in. But hey, how else are you going to attract teens if not with their favourite model.
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>>281065>their favorite modellol no. She's not relevant with teens anymore, most of her fans are older men and women or girls who used to like her 2012-2013 era but are indifferent to her now.
No. 281085
>>281061Shit, my bad. I wrote the wrong name.
Whatever that Taiko kid's last name is. I'm not familiar with this whole situation/people and I'm too lazy to look up the reading for his last name.
No. 281099
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This just popped on my Pixiv feed, apparently the artist got paid for it.
No. 281106
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>>281024Top right corner logo - event associated with Democratic Party of Japan (民進党/Minshintō).
Not even one of the two leading parties - but they would choose somebody who's more relevant, of course.
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>>281112We only have these from the babyfang reception party with side parting.
No. 281119
>>281116Dude on the left looks like an Asian DJ Qualls lol
>>281024>>281065>>281106That's… Weird. Maybe it's some attempt to get younger people interested/informed in politics? But then how the hell does Dakota, a foreigner, fit in there? She isn't a citizen, can't vote, and doesn't even care about her own career/pot belly much less Japanese politics. This looks like a sad attempt to get her face onto any event they can.
No. 281150
>>273842you should match the letters on the back board up with the candids if you want an accurate representation of whether she widened/slimmed the photo at all. Looking at the letter comparison betweeen 1 & 2, I don't think that was the way she edited it. The kerning between letters in #4 is distinctly different from others because of how you edited it. she's not
that fat, dude.
No. 281152
>>281099this is uncanny-valley tier
I feel like this is how Dakota would shoop herself if she could get away with it, the artist definitely played off've that
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>>281165as if she could do digital art this well
No. 281226
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>>281150>she's not that fatlol you sure, anon? She's a chubby rectangle wearing a short, low cut black dress against a black backdrop and her lack of a defined waist
does make her look a bit like a sausage. Those chunky thighs and cankles don't help either.
No. 281455
>>280971Actually made me wheeze
I can predict in a few years koots ends up preggers and her and Audrey fighting to throw their hafu children on the modelling market. It'll be a case of "mi child looks more dolly den urs"
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No. 281513
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>>281442there's a clearer picture of her somewhere but i couldn't find it. this is her (on a disney ride) honestly I think all she has is Dakota's bulky ass jaw that she tries to hide so much. it's a prominent feature on both of them.
No. 281515
>>281513I also see nose and lips and chin.
Kooter has same wide mouth and and pointed nose.
No. 281517
>>281442There's
>>85744 which I stumbled upon while looking for something here, but it's not a frontal shot.
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No. 281549
>>281537Yeah she does. The makeup, whatever they tried to do with it on her, obviously isn't helping but she is a little chunkster. Idk any other 13-14 year olds that have back fat like that who are skinny.
Jfc, I know a lot of farmers are lazy couch potato skinnyfats who get
triggered whenever someone calls Dakota flabby but
she is. And she
choses to be, just like everyone else who would rather sit on their jiggly butt endlessly browsing lolcow and YouTube than get up and do even a basic living room workout. You're mad because you hate yourself for being lazy but that's nobody's fault but your own. Just like it's nobody's fault but Dakota's that she has no friends and can't be seen without photoshop. She's an adult now and old enough to just drop all the fake photoshop bullshit and just be real and work with makeup and hairstyling to make herself look better. We know she can do it, she just choses not to because hiding in her apartment and pretending she's something she's not with her excessive editing is easier.
No. 281708
>>281620It's obvious to anyone that her IG photos are shop'd to hell and back or at least to anyone with half a brain.
It's just her brain-dead fans that believe she actually looks like her photos.
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>>281708I don't think anyone actually
believes she looks like her shoops anymore, just that her fans are all super desperate little weebs who think they can achieve the same free ride to Japan that she did if they just do the same stuff she did, I.e. Overexposing and blurring out your selfies, using Japanese tags and tags like #livingdoll #kawaii and the like.
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Comparing
>>281526 and
>>282127 is such a joke. Dat after effects.
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>>282237>>282237OKAY BUT HONESTLY?
No. 282290
>>282255Kek from what little I've seen of her tv appearences she speaks and shuffles around like a totally normal person so she's trying to get away with looking and acting completely different
>Dakoos thread just bums me out now>>light bulbImagine her pulling a magical 180, truthful and honest, starts posting her real face on insta going all 'I'm done pretending' and making a video of her I'm the exact setting and lighting of her other ones but NO after effects in which she opens up about her past life and crazy family and her need to shoop. Become relatable and get sympathy and shit, jump start a new different image etc etc
(It would make sense in the states but idk about japan)
It's probably the least likely thing she'll do but it would still make a cute ya novel.
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Came across this blog on tumblr with dakoots old shop name and it in japanese… Everything on the blog is similar to her crappy jewellery and style she used to latch on to so badly. I wonder…
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She's being super vague in her captions about where she was, and what event it was. Probably too scared people will dig up candids. lol
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>>282355Her fucking lips, lmfao
Can't she at least choose a lipliner that matches her lipstick?
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I've only found two candids so far and they're both very crappy quality. One is only of her chin, so I won't bother posting it unless you guys want me to.
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>>282386Cho kawaiiiii desu ne!!!!
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>>282386When it was her turn to speak she covered her chin with her hand the entire time kek. Good job Kota, I think you fooled them.
No. 282399
>>282396Look at this and this
>>282355 topkek
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She looks totes the same. You all are just jealous haterz!!!
No. 282414
>>282410Her face looks like the villain in a disney movie on this video.
But I think she was frowning so much because she had no idea what people were talking about.
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No. 282417
>>282389Holy fuck she pissed me off so much in this video. There's one part where she says if she became prime minister she would increase the animal shelters, but she only cares about cats and not about the dogs. She literally said that the other day she saw some stray cats and started crying, but if it was a dog she wouldn't cry or care.
Seriously if she "loves animals so much" wtf is that. Why is a white girl in a discussion about Japanese politics in the first place?
No. 282421
>>282414If it was about something political than she was probably think what does it have to do with her. She can't vote in Japan nor America. They probably thought since she was american, she would have some insight on politics.
I don't Blame her, I would had been bored too.
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>>282417sorry, I agree with her. Dogs don't even have brains.
No. 282433
>>282417Look at the other girls answers tho.
One free ice cream a day?
Have sales every day with an all you can eat pass?
Buy one thing that everyone really wants?
Smh these girls are as dumb as cardboard.
No. 282434
>>282396I'm pretty sure she had some work done on her face (apart from lip fillers). How did she get her eyes to be that big? They were smaller before. Her jaw is quite different too.
Anyways, she looks good here but very different from her previous candids.
No. 282446
>>282433to be fair they probably wouldn't even be allowed to give serious answers because they'd face criticism from netizens, so they have to say cutesy stuff. they are just models anyway.
Dakota's answer was still pretty bad though, so tasteless.
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>>282458Shes trying to be a mix between miranda kerr (popular with the japs) and gemma ward but kota is too short and stubby
I think she hopes some high top fashion designer sees her and picks her
No. 282529
>>282528I also think it's the hair.
The eyes are just circle lenses; the jaw looks more balanced in relation with the rest of her face when her forehead is not covered by bangs.
No. 282533
>>282389She has this really bitchy arrogant attitude which is pretty toned down compared to her preteen self but it's amplified to the max as cuntiness when she's in a Japanese setting.
>doesn't write in Japanese for her cards (trying to be a special snowflake? It's quite rude that they ask her to write a sign to show everyone… but she insists on making it a challenge for everyone to read just for quirky girl points)>uses "doubutsu sheruta-" for animal shelter, which is incorrect>Girl next to her politely asks what "sheruta-" is>Kooter, instead of realizing "well shit, I guess not every english word can be katakana'd up" has a totally OTT reaction of "EHH? you dont know shelter? and explains as if she's talking to a 5 year oldThen the unnecessary blabbering about how she'll cry if she sees a stray cat but FOR THE RECORD won't cry if it's a dog. And just since I'm on a nitpicking roll, literally why? Stray cats can fend for themselves and are fed religiously by grannies. How is that sad…?
No. 282539
>>282533Also seriously what the fuck? Cute girls have to act retarded (let's have sales everyday! everyday icecream!!) because of social obligation and chat with middle age guys who have to act like they're interested at all in this event and aren't instead counting the seconds down until they can sweet talk one of those girls into sleeping with them for their next Y-list level gig? For the sake of the girls I hope it pays well.
Normally I would be shocked that an event as bland as this drew any sort of crowd, but hey it's Japan. Absolutely can't understand weebs who strive to be famous in those circumstances. Rose-tinted glasses on for damn sure.
No. 282566
>>282559okay,
1. the comment was obviously sarcastic
2. Yes dakota shoops herself to hell and back, but she's not an ugly girl.
you need to relax.
No. 282571
>>282569not that anon, but a 4/`10 is ugly lol.
>If she wasn't old /cgl/&lolcow's kawaii princess of Japan nobody wouldn't be calling her cute.this makes no sense, wtf? /cgl/ and lolcow are the people who don't like her, not the ones calling her cute.
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just saying
No. 282644
>>282623To be fair, even veteran entertainers can come under heavy fire for becoming political, so I can see why they might have held back.
Plus, it's Minshintō, who don't do that well in the polls, so they're probably trying to get whichever Z-listers will reply to their e-mails to appear.
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>>282811She definitely did something to her lips. They are so dramatically different from this picture.
No. 282816
>>282811wtf is with that lining
looks like kota forgot to wipe her lips after drinking chocolate milk
No. 282824
>>282812She got actual lip fillers a while ago but her top lip is so thin you can barely tell unless you look from the side so she still draws them like this anyway.
>>282812>>282398>>282358Well, looks like she finally took off that some over ring she's been worsen 24/7 for the past year and a half. I wonder if there's a reason?
No. 282825
>>282824>some over*same old
>worsen*wearing
Jfc autoshit