/ot/ - off-topic

Contrary to the delusions of every farmer, aging is a consequence of our sinful nature. Once eve bit the apple, it became our downfall and eternity was no longer an option. People say once you get older you have more freedom, independence, and spending power but this is only beneficial to capitalist elitists who know that mostly adults are degenerate consumerists who equate adulthood to materialistic identity. Aging for women is a very hard process which is why we try out hardest to never accept this fact and claim we still have a pussy as tight as an 18 year old. Every old woman is like this but not Kitty Forman from that 70s show. Kitty Forman can kick your ass, Kitty Forman shows 9/11 who really tore the buildings down, Kitty Forman fucks your great grandparents, Kitty Forman is the only old woman who truly kicks ass. Age harder, cope harder.(my foot, your ass)