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No. 90514

Can you girls settle something for my friends at /fit/? What is the most important feature on a guy: height, frame, or face?

No. 90516

Personally I don't mind as long as they are taller that 6 foot

No. 90519

It completely depends on the person.

No. 90521

There are tons of things that matter more to me.

People like different shit. End of thread.

No. 90523

>>90522
What if they only take 4 scoops?

No. 90524

>>90514
it doesn't matter as long as their dick is at least 8x8

No. 90525

Don't even look at me unless your dick looks like a rhombus.

No. 90526

>>90514
for me: face > frame > height (unless you're grossly tall or short)

No. 90527

>>90524
Just give me a perfect cube.

No. 90528

>>90526
What constitutes as grossly short? Is 6ft king of all manlets tier?

No. 90529

>>90528
If you are less than 7 feet tall, then you are a manlet.

No. 90530

>>90523
taking at least 6 scoops is pretty much standard. It comes before FACE > FRAME > HEIGHT. So not gonna make it with only 4 scoops obviously.

No. 90532

>>90530
Scoops?

No. 90533

~6x5 on someone that's 6 2 enough? this is what my online bf told me his was, haven't gotten into sexting yet

No. 90534

>>90532
preferably 8

No. 90535


No. 90536

I personally like skinny, not too muscular guys, don't even mind if they're short. Wouldn't want him to be (much) stronger than me.

No. 90537

>>90514
Uh… Well, my first crush (I still love him. It's been 8 years) is ugly to other peoples eyes, short but has a 17 cm penis.
I guess it depends on the person, anon. If a girl really loves you, and if she is an obsessed psycho like me, she'll love you even if you're a semitic looking 5'6 faggot with glasses who basically looks like an alien, black version of Woody Allen.

No. 90538

>>90533
>>90535
wrong thread fuck

No. 90541

>>90536
nice try manlet.
when will they learn?

No. 90542

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Yall should know that this site has been linked on 4chan /fit/, and OP is memeing a copypasta.

No. 90547

>>90542
White knight fag

No. 90550

>>90541
I'm serious. Why do guys have to be tall? I hate feeling physically inferior

No. 90557

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>>90550
>I hate feeling physically inferior

You say that now, but would you also say that if this guy in the pic was your boyfriend? Didn't think so. It's every girls wet dream.

No. 90564

>>90557
How many scoops does my boyfreind need to take for this body

No. 90576

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Nice Thread manlet

No. 90589

>>90542

Its okay, /fit is adorable :3

No. 90594

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>>90586
Ranch Pinata

No. 90603

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>>90586
scoop nukem

No. 90622

>>90586
the piniata

No. 90630

>>90589
Y-y-you too(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE)

No. 90648

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>>90564
20, and he has to slap the shit out of a mentally handicapped guy

No. 90650

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>>90514
at least 12" cock and decent girth
(cannot look like a tap worm) so I can feel it in my tonsils

his height must start with 7, I don't mind if he rounds to the nearest quarter of an inch.

I don't care what his face looks like as long as he has bank accounts in foreign islands

ALSO confidence is KEY, not looking for validation ay OP :^)

No. 90652

Why are you allowing these types of threads to go amok mods?

No. 90661

>>90652
Because their lonely

No. 90669

Thread is a meme.
Everybody knows /fit/ likes the Twinkie in his winkie.

No. 90672

>>90514
gods work anon zyzz would be proud

No. 90781

>>90514
god when will this meme die, 99.9999% of girls would put face as #1 unless you're like literally deformed, and even then you can compensate with fame and money like peter dinklage

No. 90785

>>90781
no most girls care more about bodies than face fam! for females = face more important for males = body more important. Pretty boys usually look too feminine for me yuck.

No. 90786

>>90652
this is /b/.

No. 90787

Frame and face for me.
I like guys who have "natural muscle" in that they have pretty big muscles but a little layer of fat over it to them from looking scary cut. And I mean they have to have a good face. Like hands down, the face is pretty damn important. Hair being tied into that. Short plain white guy hair is the woooooooorst.

Couldn't give a shit about how tall they are. Long as they are as tall or taller then me (5'6")

You know what your test is going to prove? That women can't agree on the type of guys they like and everybody is different. Thats why sometimes you see hot chicks with below average dudes.

No. 90794

Dick size and number of 0's in bank account.

No. 90799

>>90794
On point fam

No. 90800

>>90794
preach it

No. 90811

Most important: Personality. After that I'll decide because I ain't fukin someone I don't like. Life is too short for that, fuck that.

No. 90812

height. but mostly depends and i don't like dudes super cut or super ripped serious muscle definition grosses me out

No. 90827

Hair. Will you still have hair in the next 10 years? Is it curly af? Also do we have the same taste in video games? And have a stupid sense of humor like mine? Does family matter to you? Also I'm a sucker for really nice arms. I need to know how hard you can pin me down. Height doesn't matter because I'm 5'1 so everybody is taller than me anyway.

No. 90829

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>>90812
what do you guys think of this body? too cut?

No. 90832

>>90829
Yes. And face doesn't match body. Baby faces and cut bodies do not go well together. I like a fit man as much as the next male-loving anon, but I don't like too swole.

No. 90834

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>>90787
Its pretty widely accepted among men that women dont know what they want. We're just asking cus we're curious what you'll say.

No. 90837

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This good or more lean?

No. 90838

Face imho. I love skinny twinks with pretty faces.

No. 90839

>>90837
Too fat.

No. 90843

Face is the most important (smile is my favorite feature and the first thing I notice), then body, then height. I love lanky borderline skeletal guys but I don't care about height at all.

>>90834
That's retarded. Women not being a hivemind and having diffrent opinions means that we don't know what we want? By that logic, I guess men don't know what they want either because there's guys that like skinny girls and fat girls, girls with big boobs and small boobs, etc.

No. 90844

>>90837
>>90829
dont ask autistic weebs plz, they dont have taste. I love their bodies so much!

as for me it is the body that is 1#

No. 90854

>>90834
>Its pretty widely accepted among men that women dont know what they want
>among men

Then why bother asking if you're going to assume that women don't know what they want anyway?

No. 90855

>>90514
honestly face I guess. I personally don't have intense standards for men because I'm not really into hookups and tend to only go for people I want to date. Once you like someones personality/they are a good/nice person it almost radiates from their face you know? so it makes them attractive

I guess I prefer someone who is at least average weight-chubby but I don't really care much. As long as they are not morbidly obese. Same thing with height, as long as they are my height or a little taller it's cool. I guess the most attractive guy for me thought would be someone around 5'10-6'00 who is at least average weight wise.

No. 90858

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>>90843
I wasnt saying diffrent tastes was the same as having no idea. Women fantasize about a guy like edward cullen but typically guys that act like edward cullen do not attract alot of attention. The men women say they would choose (sensitive, lean, not to hunky, in touch with feelings) is consistantly very diffrent from the one they do choose
>>90854
Curious, like i said.

No. 90859

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No. 90861

From my observations it's always the height, I see lanky guys with average/below average faces dating cute girls but I never see an ugly manlet with a girl. We are doomed.

No. 90863

>>90859
This raises a more interesting question, do women see any incongruity in what men say they like and what they actually like?

No. 90868

>>90858
>>90863
I think a better question is why you don't believe women when they say they find someone attractive. Like, I don't find Edward Cullen attractive, but if I date a guy that you think resembles him, isn't it likely that there are other traits in him that I would be attracted to?

It is so arrogant to be like "lol men know women more than women know themselves. They don't know what they want!" And then in the next comment, you wax poetic about how you don't understand why women pick certain partners who are the opposite of your weird "universal truths".

And you keep being all "women say this…women say that…" Which women? Where? What if I told you that they all have their individual tastes and desires?

No. 90869

>>90863
>what men they say they like

Is there an official, women approved set of commandments on which men are attractive? Because I must have missed that day in girl school.

No. 90870

>>90859
They are marketed to women, but that doesn't mean those books are an accurate reflection of what women want. It is a reflection of what the publishing companies think women want.

None of my friend even read romance novels. I was actually given one as a joke gift by a friend who worked at a used book store. The only people who bought them were little old ladies, but the store was constantly getting donations of romance novels. They became a joke in my group of friends.

No. 90871

>>90861
You might as well cut your balls off now to kill your biological imperative.

No. 90878

>>90869

Majority of them find the generic chad attractive. Tall, masculine face, good head of thick hair, dominant personality, muscular, big dick etc.

No. 90879

>>90871

Not really, I still enjoy tickling the dolphin.

No. 90880

>>90878
>Chad

Lol go back to r9k

No. 90881

>>90880

Chad is a universal term on 4chan.

No. 90882

>>90878
Lol and how do you explain the men in happy and fulfilling relationships who don't fit this criteria?

No. 90883

>>90881
Buddy, Chad isn't real. It is a stereotype used to troll insecure losers, and give them a target for their frustrations.

No. 90884

>>90881
Fine, then go back to 4chan where you and circle jerk about how lonley you are, and what an expert you are at the *~*~true nature of women.

No. 90885

>>90882
I said majority, not all.

>>90883

He is very much real.

>>90884

No.

No. 90886

>>90885
>he is very much real

You should reflect on the thinly veiled homoeroticism that surrounds 4chan's chad mythos.

No. 90887

>>90885
>he is very much real

You're being trolled, son.

No. 90888

>>90886

Seriously, tell me why he isn't real? All my life I watched guys like him succeed while I failed no matter how hard I try let it be love, work etc. I try, I try like crazy to have a decent life and compensate for my physical and mental deficiencies but it just doesn't work for me. Tell me why shouldn't I believe it?

No. 90889

>>90885
>I said majority

Okay, what is a chad, and why should I be afraid of him?

No. 90891

>>90889
>>90889

>tall

>usually comes from a good family and rich, can be poor too doesn't matter
>good genetics(nice hair, good looks, frame, big dick, tall)
>his good looks allowed him to be accepted to every social circle so he has wonderful social skills

Basically this for me, I guess.

No. 90892

>>90888
Because believing in a conspiracy like chad sets you up for more misery. Chad is a symbolic target for your failures, and believing it in just works you up into a more depressed state.

You say you see guys "like him" succeed…but what are they succeeding in? Getting dates? Good grades? A good job? That's life. There is always going to be someone better than you at something. But not everyone takes it personally.

I find that guys who obsess over chad are looking for an external source of their unhappiness. They don't see themselves as the common denominator in their situation. It is much easier to say "Chad sabotaged me!" Than it is to look at your own, self described mental and physical deficiencies and say "okay, how do I improve myself?"

It is easier to say "women only want one thing (Chad)" than it is to examine your own behaviors, or find someone who you are truly compatible with.

No. 90893

>>90892

He didn't sabotaged me or anything, I was just fucked up from beginning. We are the trash of the nature, we shouldn't even exist.

No. 90894

>>90891
Those are all such generic traits.

Why do you guys think women care so much about genetics? You understand that birth control exists, right? You know that not everyone wants yo reproduce, right?

>big dick

Okay, if I see a chad on the street, how on earth could I determine his dick size? Is it just apparent? Does he have a large dick aura?

No. 90895

>>90893
>we

Who is "we"?

No. 90896

>>90893
So you think that if you don't fit a certain masculine stereotype that you don't deserve to live?

Get a therapist, man.

No. 90897

>>90892

And thing is I do all of them, I was fat so I lost weight guess what? I'm a short guy with an ugly baby face and small dick. I swallow a bunch of pills just to stay sane, see a therapist two times a week to get over everything and it's not working. Like I said above I was fucked from birth.

No. 90898

>>90893
>I was fucked up from the beginning

Okay, so are you going to whine about it to us, or do something about it?

No. 90899

>>90897
Fuck man, are you that robot who would get hammered and rant about women all over /b/?

No. 90900

>>90897
>I was fucked from birth

And whynis that Chad's fault?

No. 90902

>>90897
Which do you think is more likely? That your mental illness and low self esteem is skewing your view of the world?

Or that there is a global conspiracy where "chad" is always destined to beat you?

No. 90903

>>90900

I'm not blaming guys like him, I'm just envious of them. I'm the only one to blame here becuse I still didn't killed myself.

>>90902

A bit of both.

>>90899

Happened a couple of times.

>>90898

I'm doing it, it just doesn't work.

No. 90905

>>90903
So you're so jealous of a stereotype that you think you should kill yourself because you can't compete?

Tell your therapist about your chad obsession asap.

No. 90906

>>90903
>a bit of both

So you believe (at least in part) that there is a global chad conspiracy? Jesus Christ.

No. 90907

>>90903
Why are you jealous of "Chad"?

No. 90910

>>90905

I did actually, he basically told me to deal with, you will never be like him so just accept that you're inferior. Literally told me this, I shit you not.

>>90906

There is no conspiracy here, it's a simple fact of life. Superior beats the inferior, the rule of nature.

>>90907

Because he's everything I want to be but can't.

No. 90911

>>90903
>>90910
That's how life is for everyone. If Chad was a real person, there would be another Chad that he was envious of. You have to get over it and stop comparing yourself to other people, everyone has flaws. It's cheesy but it's true - Accept what you can't change, and change what you can.

>Superior beats the inferior, the rule of nature.


Yeah, and you're still here. You were born and you've lived up to this point so you obviously weren't inferior from birth or whatever. It honestly seems a bit ungrateful to think like that, you were given a life and you've survived up until this point which is actually a massive feat. Don't take your life for granted, Anon.

No. 90912

>>90910
Well he's kind of right. You can never become the perfect stereotype, and there is always going to be someone out there who is better than you at something. It is one of the cold facts of life.

I think you can't "be" chad because his characteristics are all vague and external. Like height. Chad is tall, right? But you can't make yourself taller. So what is the point in getting worked up over it?

Also, if chad is tall, does that make all tall men chads?

No. 90913

>>90910

>Because he's everything I want to be but can't.


Why? Social skills, style, and self esteem can be improved. If you are looking to be the best at everything, then duh, that is impossible. But you can always work on what you can improve on, and take pride in your strengths.

No. 90914

>>90913

Polished turd etc.

>>90911

My parents aborted my would be brother before me, I always think I wish it was me. Maybe he could be a better person than me, more successful, not a complete fuck up. Wish I was the one that got aborted.

No. 90915

>>90914
So because it won't be perfectly executed according to your weird internal standards (improving self esteem, social skills), you're just not going to try? Wow. You have a perfectionist complex to a high degree that's insane. 'why try, i'll probably fail or at least people will pick up that it's not natural I should just not try' - is basically what you're saying in this whole thread.

I'm currently with a 5'6 guy that has a baby face so fuck right off with your unlovable bullshit.

No. 90916

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>>90915

Yeah, I'm such a lovable person.

No. 90918

>>90916

Facial hair choice is poor, take out moustache because the distance between your upper lip and nose is already short, and no facial hair along the folds of your cheeks - it just emphasizes those lines in general and ages you. Grooming the brows would help as well, and after that you just need to look into some kind of hair treatment. There are some threads in here actually about women suffering from hair loss and male pattern baldness, they might have suggestions on products that work or treatment options.

If you're just going on the physical alone, dude. You're fine, you just need to clean yourself up facial hair wise and try a little harder with grooming and style each day.

No. 90920

>>90916
lol i thought it was only 16 year old weeb girls who selfposted here

No. 90921

>>90916
Your appearance has nothing to do with your value as a human being or how lovable you are.

But if you want to change your appearance for the better, shave the rest of your head and facial hair, get diffrent glasses, head over to /r/malefashionadvice, and start working out. Sounds like cliche advice but it's cliche for a reason - it works.

Your confidence and personality is the first thing people will notice, as exhibited by this thread. Nobody likes negativity and it can easily become a endless cycle of being a negative person then surrounding yourself with negativity.

Surround yourself with positivity and stop looking at things like /r9k/, they do nothing but bring you down. Get some new friends if you need to and go outside in nature often. You will feel much better, even if you just go for small walks every now and then.

>>90920
We had a bit of an invasion these past few days, hence this thread in the first place.

No. 90923

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>>90921

Your confidence and personality is the first thing people will notice

lol

No. 90925

>>90923
Why would I want to be around someone with a shit personality?

No. 90926

>>90918
>>90921

Stop giving the poor guy false hope, he'll crash even harder.No amountof grooming or personality will make him attractive, he looks like a fucking goblin.

>>90925

Better than an ugly person, at least they're nice to look at.

No. 90933

>>90916
>doesn't know how to groom self
>boohoo I'm so ugly y don't girls want me

You're not fat. You're not deformed. You aren't even particularly ugly. You're just a poorly dressed bald guy with bad facial hair and shit eyebrows.

>>90926
Nigga, please. He's not going to become Chad but anon is not beyond help at all.

No. 90937

>>90894
>Why do you guys think women care so much about genetics?
>what is natural selection
>why would the sex in control of what genes are passed on care about what genes she passes on?

i'm not even the guy you're replying to but come on. women are more attracted to features that indicate high testosterone because their children are more likely to survive, and this isn't even a conscious choice

related study, women like height, broad shoulders, and big dicks:
http://www.pnas.org/content/110/17/6925.short

No. 90938

>>90933

Lol no, his head has a weird shape, he has almost no chin, weird eyes and no jawline, not to mention the baldness. He will not become more attractive just because he shaved and dressed better.

No. 90939

>>90869
You read that wrong

No. 90941

>>90938
His jawline+chin really aren't that bad, he doesn't have that bad overbite and chinlessness some guys do.

>his head has a weird shape

Yes, but it's exacerbated by the unflattering, poorly fitting glasses.

As I said, he won't be Chad but he's not a goblin either. But that's just, like, my opinion, bruh. You're free to think that anyone below average is repulsive.

No. 90945

>>90938
If he started to work out & became athletic, the jawline would probably improve significantly. It's basically a bunch of inert "baby-fat".

No. 90946

>>90916

you look like one of those thumb people from spy kids

No. 90952

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>>90916
Get better glasses, wear better clothes, smile more. You're never going to be belle of the ball but who cares, you aren't ugly or woeful, you're average and can even make yourself look more attractive with some know how and that's fine!

You can learn to exude more charisma by simply presenting yourself better and focusing on building upon yourself as a person rather than punishing yourself.

You look like shit there because you actually look self conscious - try radiate happiness instead. Just focus on your talents and your interests instead of comparing yourself to others because it's futile.

No. 90953

>>90952
don't get those glasses but do get better glasses than the ones you've got. also go compeltely bald, that dark line of hair is doing you no favours.

No. 90954

If he grows out the rest of his hair and leaves it hanging greasily around his face he could be hot in a post apocalypse type of situation. The facial expression already matches.

No. 90955

He certainly doesn't look like a lost cause (yet) but I doubt this guy is going to take your good advice and work on himself. Whining online is all they want to do.

No. 90957

>>90956
> what is a text-editor

No. 90964

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>>90937

when i was watching Lost, i really liked Daniel Faraday. His massive IQ was a huge turn on. There are other ways for a man to be 'alpha' and attractive.

No. 90965

>>90964
yeah, i'm not saying you can't be attracted to someone's personality. but if you took 100 women who would be attracted to daniel faraday and had them instead meet an identical man who was taller and had wider shoulders, 80% of them would be more attracted to this guy.

No. 90966

>>90965

well, for me personally, him being slight is part of the attraction, the idea that he can alpha a lot of guys and be half their size haha. I would still prefer someone taller than me, but in terms of broadness or big muscles, it doesn't factor at all.

No. 90974

Aren't there a rare few dominatrix type girls who like traps though
Pffft then again
who doesn't like a good trap?

No. 90977

>>90974
More than a few

No. 90981

If you have a nice face you won the lottery, if you don't, try to get a nice body.

Also try out many styles of facial hair. It does wonders for some guys.

No. 90983

This thread should really be moved to /manure/

No. 90984


No. 90989

>>90955

>good advice


It's the equivalent of "b urself" guy is a fucking lost cause. He should just slit his wrists and end his suffering because no amount improvement will get him a happy life. Even if he cleaned up and fixed his issues all of you wouldn't get close to him with a 10 feet stick.

No. 91027

>>90984
The guy in that story is clearly creepy for a multitude of reasons. Are you really triggered just because she mentioned his height?

No. 91029

>>91027

See the emphasis on "short" every time she mentions him. Now, make him a tall, good looking guy suddenly he's a confident suave guy in her eyes. He's only creepy because he's ugly and short.

No. 91030

>>91029
Who cares? Most men aren't manlets. Why do we have to be extra super special nice to you? You wouldn't be nice to a morbidly obese or flat chested girl. Women can have standards too.

No. 91031

>>91029
Did you ignore the part where he's following her around, trying to kiss and grab her hands?

No. 91032

>>91030

Obesity can be fixed, I have no problem with flat chested girls. You can't change your height and you have to suffer for eternity because of it.

No. 91034

>>91032
But how is that my problem? Why do you get to molest random girls just because you're short? The world owes you nothing buddy, the sooner you figure that out the happier you'll be.

I have friends that are married to manlets. In the real world manlets can and do have great lives. But if you have a robot mentality then your small dick, shortness, skin colour or whatever else you want to blame your lack of gumption on will "hold you back".

No. 91035

>>91034

They sure nor getting cucked :^)

No. 91036

>>91034

>I have friends that are married to manlets. In the real world manlets can and do have great lives


Yeah after their "wives" can ride the cock carousel and need their bucks.

No. 91037

>>91035
>>91036
They're normies with good jobs, great personalities and kids. Their wives are loyal normie girls. One is a chubby shy asian, another a super skinny aspie girl and then a dumb skinny super short girl. Hardly cock riders, but I do know some cock riders. Cock riders don't particularily settle with short guys, shy, unusual or weird normies settle with shorter guys. In fact I wouldn't even call it "settling". Height isn't such a big deal here, unless you're andre the giant or danny de vito. Maybe it's a cultural thing?

The one guy I know is getting cucked by his wife ( she's my friend) is ironically tall.

No. 91055

>>90964
lel, you're so naive…

Daniel seems attractive in LOST because it's a TV SHOW, not real-life. Everything in that show is taylored to sell his persona, from the lines he says, the way he says them, the camera angles that show him, what is shown of him and what isn't, … You don't get that in real-life.

People in the real world with high IQ don't work that way. They go to college to study, not to party, often end up in boring (or at least boring-sounding) jobs like consultants, economics, … are often not all-too social, etc.

Secondly, he already has A+ genetics anyway. He's not banging hot for hollywood standards, but for normal people standards, yeah, he's hot and masculine. There isn't really any genuinely unattractive person in LOST (at least that I remember), even the fatso has A+ face genetics.

No, trust me, IQ is not a turn-on for you, you're just in love with the idea of IQ being a turn-on, because it feels sophisticated. If you don't think that's true, you're either not very honest with yourself or naive.

You're a great example of why the meme "men/women don't really know what they want, they just think they do" is 100% true.

No. 91066

>>91036
Please. Do you think that women are living in poverty, waiting for their sweet sweet eventual divorce so they can finally get access to money?

No. 91067

>>91036
>I'm insecure about the idea of my wife having a sex life before she met me, because then I will never know if I am the best she ever had

No. 91068

>>91055
Holy shit did you ever read into a two sentence comment.

Let me guess, you have a high IQ but you are unsuccessful with women, making you salty?

No. 91070

>>91068
no, I've never taken an IQ test, and I'm not into women.

No. 91073

>>91067

Nothing wrong with dat, I'm inexperienced as hell at sex so it's not false.

No. 91083

>>91073
I think there is something wrong with it, if you don't deal with it and instead bitch about women riding the "cock carousel".

If you want to play at being an alpha, then be brave enough to own your insecurities. The cock carousel isn't the problem. Your inferiority complex is the problem.

No. 91084

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this thread is so bizarre. the most important feature is obviously whether or not he can play the drums

No. 91085

>>91084

I've been playing drums fro 13 years pls b my gf

No. 91086

>>91083

I don't wanna be alpha and never will, I don't have the genetic potential. I just want to be normal instead of a disgusting goblin.

There is no complex here, only facts.

No. 91101

>>90859
Those covers don't contradict that comic. The guys on those covers still have long hair and pouty faces. They are strong, but don't look scary or threatening like Batman usually does.

There is a big difference between Fabio and Batman.

For examle, here is Hugh Jackman on a Men's Fitness magazine…

No. 91102

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>>91101
dropped my pic like an asshole

No. 91104

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>>91101
>>91102
And here he is on a magazine for women. Same guy, but totally different presentation.

No. 91112

>>91104
>>91102
Hugh is a total dilf but the men's magazine version of him is a 1/10 at best. Absolutely disgusting tbh.

No. 91122

>>91104
the main difference is that one is aimed at pre-pubescent teen boys and one at 40+ housewives.

No. 91130

>>91086
I'm sure you're not that bad anon. Self hate and a lack of self esteem can really do a number on our self perception. Whatever cards fate has dealt you, play them to the best of your ability. I mean even someone like hotwheels can have a cool and fun life. He gets to travel, has a well paying skillset, a website and uses his disability to get female attention at clubs. It's all a matter of perspective.

I hope things get better for you anon. I hope that flame of self love deep within you never dies out.

No. 91132

>>91104
He looks way cuter here. Looks like he watches patrician kino and would help me with gardening on a hot summer weekend. He would make a large batch of homemade lilac peach iced tea and bring it to me, wiping the sweat from my brow and then licking it seductively off his hand. His eyes would lock with mine and he would begin to undress me with those root beer brown eyes. His boyish grin would spread across his face ,melting my very core. My girlhood would tremble as his pouting lips would perhaps…Maybe…For a second touch mine

No. 91134

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>>91132
unf anon

No. 91139

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>>90916
Shit or get off the pot, guy.

Either do something to fix your life - take some of the fashion advice in this thread, change your hairstyle, start working out, start focusing on a hobby that will allow yourself to improve yourself and meet women - or just crush your biological imperative and cut your fucking balls off. Just stop wasting people's time on the internet whining "woe is me, I'll never be loved by women ;_;" if you're just going to ignore everyone's advice.

This guy Sam Gibson is less than 3 feet tall and lives in a motorized wheelchair because he has a medical condition that makes his bones as fragile as glass and yet he managed to get married and have children. So don't blame your problems on your receding hairline, your eyebrows, whatever - it's entirely a problem with your attitude toward life.

No. 91149

>>91139

I think the '911' part is fitting especially in your comment. Life is what you make it.

No. 91153

>>90916
Shave your head, fix your facial hair, learn to dress yourself.

I can't help you with the personality aspect, though, which I'm sure is your major hurdle. Seriously, you're not terribly ugly, so I'm sure the problem isn't your appearance. It's your personality.

No. 91154

>>90916
You know what? Just stop slouching and frowning and it'll make a world of difference.

No. 91178

>>91175
husbando material

No. 91181

>>91175

It's not your face, you have this fragile-ugly-cute look that 14yo and retard girls love.

Most probably that you are fishing for compliments in a imageboard for weeb girls

No. 91182

>>91175
Oh GOD, now you made it here.

In case you don't kno who he is, this guy has been consistently self posting on half chan's /soc/ for years and will start rage threads by himself about being a virgin every once in a while.

Avoid like the plague!

No. 91184

>>91183

I actually like him, not good looking, but kind of charming. Husbando material

No. 91186

Wait, are these pictures self-posted? Because I mean, none of you guys are particularly ugly. If you can't get girls, then it's definitely because you're a autist and/or you have a shit personality.

No. 91188

Most nerdy virgin guys aren't really 'ugly', just average guys with bad personal style and no social skills.

I've seen more real ugly faces on gym freaks

No. 91192

>>91180

I think this guy was a turkroach, how is he looking so fucking white? Just needs to lose weight and find a better hairstyle.

>>91176


Poor style, horrible hair.

>>91177


Needs a haircut and grooming.

>>91179



Nothing particularly wrong.

>>91183


Needs to ditch that cringey style.

No. 91247

>>91055

yes it's a TV show, because a lot of people i meet have shit for brains (including you, cuck). don't tell me what I do and don't like, I sure as shit know what I want. Daniel is hot by normal standards? he has A+ genetics? are you retarded? (trick question) he's pasty, weighs 40 kgs and looks like a rodent. BUT, besides all of that, I find him attractive because he is a very smart man and acts like it. He's also eccentric, but not in a way that makes him a dick to others. So yes, I do find intelligence and a hint of charm attractive. Get off your salty horse.

No. 91251

>>90514
personality

No. 91253

>>90514
>implying you guys like girls
n-no homo

No. 91260

>>91253

Nothing wrong with bit of a man crush.

No. 91285

>>91260
hey I didn't say that!

No. 91296

>>91180

Where have I seen this guy before, seems really familiar.

No. 91356

Holy shit, first /r9k/, now we got linked to /fit/? The good days of this site are over

No. 91362

>>91176
Sweet horizontal hairline, bro!

No. 91420

>>91175
>>91176
>>91177
>>91179
>>91180
All of you look like totally normal young men. If you can't get a date it probably means you have shit personalities that repel women. Or maybe you smell really bad.

No. 91540

>>91420

I don't think they were selfposts.

No. 91606

>>90916
You are a GENETICALLY inferior male. No matter how much you LIFT or eat "clean", a CHAD will look better than you because of his superior HEIGHT, FACE and FRAME, despite eating PIZZA all day. I REPEAT. No amount of LIFTING will change your INFERIOR, set in stone, GENETICS.

No. 91610

>>91606
All men are genetically inferior because they are men lol

No. 91661

>>91660

Come back to your cage

No. 91715

>>91662
>>91665
please you are just embarrassing yourself

No. 91779

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>>91610
tru, see pic related

No. 91814

Moved to >>>/manure/1058.



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