/ot/ - off-topic

A woman will take your job and there's nothing you can do about it moid.

Invalid and incorrect. Thanks to the powers of your antagonistic shitposting and my raging mental illness, I have given this more thought than perhaps any other living person. That makes me the most qualified person on this board to talk about Komaeda's penis. You can post pics of my love and make fun of me, it's fine. You can all pretend to be me and act like I don't shower, and I can laugh and take a joke as well as the next anon, but every sperg has their limits and you know that. I have spent hours imagining the cool, damp skin of his genitals and some nights have almost felt the weight of them resting on my nose and cheeks. There's a lot of meat there, I know it. Just from the weight alone. He's got a beautiful big schmeat. I will not accept this slander and revisionism.
It's canon, Nagito Komaeda has a monster dick. NAGITO KOMAEDA HAS A GORGEOUS PENIS. It's not toxic, except during the UDG arc during which I'm reasonably sure he was a bit crusty and stinky and didn't wash often. But to be fair to him, where is he going to get fresh hooker clothes or wash his laundry on a blimp full of kids in the middle of a civil war? And I bet he comes in his pants more than average, which isn't a flaw, just the sign of a highly sexed man. And he almost certainly fingers himself, maybe even with Junko Enoshima's corpse hand. I can't justify that for him but it's very sexy so it's fine. Personally I'd still bask in the musk and maybe even taste some of the buildup but I'm aware that it's an acquired taste, like stilton or olives, so I'll let you off for that.
Anyway at other points in his life, he's shown to be very clean and tidy. First thing he does after a plane crash? Has a shower under a waterfall. His cabin during SDR2? Immaculate. The one skill he's actually proud of? His ability to clean. Someone even says he would make a good househusband (Mahiru or Mikan, maybe)? Would you ever suggest that a man who was noticeably stinky or had a cheesy dick would be a good househusband? No. I bet all of the characters were actually rightfully getting a little excited about the prospect of a character who 1) is respectful to women and not a stupid scrote; 2) is not as ugly as the average Danganronpa character; 3) is rich as Croesus; 4) can and will clean 5) is actually a pretty nice guy who just has some problems based on his illness and his past trauma; and finally, 6) probably eats pussy like a man starved.

Also, to the anon who keeps posting lazy sprite art of my boy which looks like it should be a transparent PNG but saved in the wrong format (you know, with the ugly chequered grey-and-white background), get your act together. Pretending to be a Komaeda stan is one thing, but shitty aesthetics on your low-effort, low-value, shitty shitposts when using his image is quite another. At least find some pretty, hi-res (and preferably horny) fanart that I haven't seen yet. Try Pixiv.

>>882663
The only thing women are taking are their bosses’ loads

I wand adam driver to adam drive his dick directly into my coochie and ejaculate big ammounts of big nosed sexy man semen and then I'll look at his adam driver eyes and say "thanks adam driver for breeding my warm tigtht pussy" and he'll say "aaayy you're welcomed anytime" then we driver kiss and driver make out and then maybe I can suck his driver cock full of our juices while tending to his big kylo ren balls

>>882666
hahaha cope

what the hell is this thread