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No. 865341
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No. 865346
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No. 865353
I saw Siwon Choi at a grocery store in Seoul yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Pepero Sticks in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
No. 865354
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No. 865355
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Are you done posting on reddit or do you want more husbando sex?
No. 865361
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How do you think true despair feels like?
No. 865364
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Men should get bigger tits, life would be less portentous.
No. 865369
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This is now a modern poetry thread.
No. 865372
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>>865367We live to enjoy life
The bigger the joy
The bigger the will
To enjoy life
I hope that men
Produce big tits
For i need them
To enjoy my life
To its fullest
No. 865377
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>>865337MEN should get bigger titties. But their value would still be questionable, as they are more likely to die and their xy chromosome is defective.
No. 865379
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big tiddie phonecase
No. 865380
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I met @hendery recently, my name is anon and this is my fansign story. I met him December 8th of last year and it was horrific. He was rude, not classy and he lost a long time Weishennie that day. I walked into the $2k fansign and say hello he replies with "neurotypical" and I shook it off because I thought maybe I had heard him wrong. As I approached him and asked him to do aegyo he stared at me blank faced. I continued talking "you saved my life" I say. "You're the reason I'm alive today". He looks me dead in the eye and says "you'll die soon enough, degenerate" and then whispered "cannibalism". I started crying I had never felt pain like this and he started laughing and said "are you crying? Stop it. Stop it now" and headbutted me. The photographer took the picture and I headed out of the fansign section and that's when Hendery started speaking Latin to me. I'll never forget the words he said. They are as follows.
>"Unum die, cum omnibus, quæ relicta est, de Terra est in vastitatem, et sterilis wasteland, spero tuum vile et misellus crusta a corpore ponere quivering sicut sol verberat usque in aridam, ardens carnis. Fuisti vivens in saecula, ratus me. Fuisse, ut viveret a purus cogitatio mea divinum esse. Te odio vulgare animo et cultu meo superior, contrarian intelligentia. Spero vos sentio pudet enim dolore te fecit me, et sic de multis aliis tragici animarum. Mori, parum vermis. Sentire dura effectus diuturna mortem. Ut te in aeternum vivere in tortuous infinitum."
I still can't believe this happened. I cried writing this. I wish this weren't true but Hendery is in fact; a horrible person. Thank you for reading this. And if you don't believe me ask @ProtectHendery she was there with me.
No. 865384
>>865374The best bigtidy pic
>>865377Well said
No. 865385
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>tfw you cut a moid’s head from the pictures because his only worth is his fit body.
A paper bag can solve any issue when the guy has an ugly head but a nice body.
No. 865388
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TITS OR GTFO
No. 865392
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komaeda x bara
No. 865393
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Titslap
No. 865395
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and in this moment they swore they were infinite
No. 865398
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