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No. 85471

So I didn't see a thread about this, and I thought it was pretty interesting, or at least hilarious.

I saw this buzzfeed article on fb about this conspiracy theory about One Direction's Louis Tomlinson faking having a child with some unknown stylist. Not caring about One Direction but LOVING shitty conspiracy theories, I took the bait, and boy am I glad I did.

All these teens digging up everything they can and making investigative instagram collages, tumblr posts, and youtube videos is giving me fuel today.

Personally I think the most damning proof is the obvious photoshop done on this picture, it was a head straight up copied from a different photo and the baby isn't even resting on his chest. I personally think he accidentally knocked up this girl and his management team is trying to make him look like father of the year hence the weird photoshops, but theories range from "it's a doll" to "the whole thing is made to hide the fact that he's banging Harry Styles" to "it's Simon Cowell's revenge for not adhering to (some contractual obligation)".

What do you all think?

Some links to sift through:

http://www.buzzfeed.com/elliewoodward/theres-a-conspiracy-theory-that-louis-tomlinsons-baby-is-fak#.xodY88de11

http://www.breatheheavy.com/we-need-to-talk-about-one-direction/

and some poorly edited iMovie youtube video by a 1D fan/"larry" shipper:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jKo82g4MMQo

No. 85518

>>85471
I used to be a hardcore larry shipper, that aside I to a degree think it's fake. Too many inconsistencies in the story

No. 85519

about the splayed toes thing this is like intro childhood psych or development studies….
https://www.nlm.nih.gov/medlineplus/ency/article/003294.htm
the babinski reflex

No. 85521

>>85471
You're mentally ill

No. 85526

On tmz they showed the couple out with the baby and you could hear it crying.

No. 85534

>>85471
This is hilarious. I'd love to see what else these people have cooking up. Conspiracy theories are so funny to me.

>this image of this person looks EXACTLY the same as this SIMILAR image of the SAME PERSON

No. 85548

>>85534
It really is. I started reading this thread and it was like entering a realm of mentally ill retards.

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/science/scientists-find-a-link-between-low-intelligence-and-acceptance-of-pseudo-profound-bulls-a6757731.html
But I guess this study is part of a conspiracy too.

No. 85579

>>85471
I love shitty conspiracy theories, too, OP. Thanks for sharing this one with us today!



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