/ot/ - Two truths and a lie thread

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Two truths and a lie thread Anonymous 02/08/21 (Mon) 12:53:32 AM No. 732964

In this thread we tell 2 true stories or facts about ourselves and one lie, and then let anons guess which one is the lie. Alternatively, make it 2 lies and 1 true story. Go as crazy or elaborate as you want to! Or just have fun.

Anonymous 02/08/21 (Mon) 01:00:07 AM No. 732971

2 truths 1 lie

I flew on a helicopter once as a prize for being a good student
I have been posted in the art salt thread
I love chocolate ice cream

Anonymous 02/08/21 (Mon) 01:07:53 AM No. 732976

I have a large scar on my shoulder from an zit turned cyst, it came to a head, my dermatologist called it my evil twin

I have set a meal on fire and nearly burnt my house down because of it, because of this I now tend to get takeout

I once waited three hours to use a portapottie at a music festival, during one my one of my favorite artists sets

Anonymous 02/08/21 (Mon) 01:12:48 AM No. 732979

>>732976
first one's the lie

Anonymous 02/08/21 (Mon) 01:22:09 AM No. 732988

>>732971
You hate chocolate ice cream anon

Anonymous 02/08/21 (Mon) 01:26:03 AM No. 732990

>>732971
Third is the lie

Anonymous 02/08/21 (Mon) 01:30:59 AM No. 732991

>>732971
>I was posted in the art salt thread

Story time story time story time plz

Anonymous 02/08/21 (Mon) 01:52:55 AM No. 732998

>>732988
>>732990
>>732991
no I actually have never been posted on the art salt thread because I don't post drawings online
sorry to disappoint

Anonymous 02/08/21 (Mon) 02:04:44 AM No. 733003

>>732998
I knew it! Now I feel bad for not posting my guess, the helicopter thing was way too specific to be a lie.

Anonymous 02/08/21 (Mon) 02:59:57 AM No. 733029

>the pandemic got me trapped in my own house during a trip to go to my uni to kick my teachers’ asses.
>my family wishes I was fit so I can start sugaring.
>I had sex with my high school’s religion teacher a few years after I graduated.

Anonymous 02/08/21 (Mon) 03:02:55 AM No. 733031

>>733029
This is hard cause these are all so specific but, I think the lie is the last one.

Anonymous 02/08/21 (Mon) 04:05:05 AM No. 733088

When I was 7, I handcuffed a 6 year old to a fence for several hours
I broke my ankle falling down 2 steps
I only know the 9 and 2 times table off by heart
>>732976
Last one is a lie!
>>733029
First is a lie, also please get better teachers anon

Anonymous 02/08/21 (Mon) 04:13:44 AM No. 733096

>>733029
third one is a lie

>>733088
third one is a lie too!

Anonymous 02/08/21 (Mon) 05:00:34 AM No. 733119

>>733029
For your own sake I hope two is a lie

1. I've never had a phone that wasn't a landline
2. I grew up trilingual
3. My ideal sleep duration is 3.5 hours

Anonymous 02/08/21 (Mon) 05:01:13 AM No. 733120

>>733119
first one is the lie

Anonymous 02/08/21 (Mon) 05:10:17 AM No. 733132

I threw the house keys up on the roof when I was about 9
I hooked up with my best friend for a whole year
I've known how to knit since I was a toddler

>>733119
Third one is a lie

Anonymous 02/08/21 (Mon) 05:10:48 AM No. 733133

1) I pretended to have a maid and made her "type for me" on IMVU
2) I catfished as a friend on Maplestory for years
3) I LDR someone for 5 years without exchange pictures.

Anonymous 02/08/21 (Mon) 05:16:35 AM No. 733137

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>>732964
1. I've been interrogated at the airport on several different occasions, each time for different reasons.
2. Contrapoints follows me on twitter and likes my tweets somewhat frequently.
3. I'm on Scientology's official suppressive persons list.

>>733133
3 is the lie

>>733132
3 is the lie??

>>733119
1 is the lie!!

Anonymous 02/08/21 (Mon) 05:18:07 AM No. 733141

>>733137
1, it wasn't for different reasons

Anonymous 02/08/21 (Mon) 05:18:44 AM No. 733143

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>>733137
Three is the lie.

Anonymous 02/08/21 (Mon) 05:39:24 AM No. 733158

>>733137
My bet is on the third
>>733133
First

Anonymous 02/08/21 (Mon) 08:14:41 AM No. 733269

>>732979
>>733088
second one is a lie actually

>>733137
2 is the lie

>>733133
3 is the lie

>>733119
1 is the lie

Anonymous 02/08/21 (Mon) 12:59:21 PM No. 733455

I am the op of many /ot/ threads, including very famous ones
I've tried to kill myself multiple times
I think tacos are disgusting

Anonymous 02/08/21 (Mon) 01:05:46 PM No. 733460

>>733137
>>733158
>>733269
I am >>733133, and the lie is the third one, kek.

Anonymous 02/08/21 (Mon) 01:41:20 PM No. 733485

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2 lies and 1 truth

>i ate my boogers constantly when i was a kid
>i used to lick floor-tiles when i was a kid
>i used to accidentally pee in bed when i was a kid

Anonymous 02/08/21 (Mon) 01:45:27 PM No. 733488

>>733485
Didn't we all do all of this at least once when we were kids? I think it's 2

Anonymous 02/08/21 (Mon) 01:46:35 PM No. 733491

1. I stole money from my mother to buy video games several times.
2. I have fantasized about doing racist fetish roleplay sex with my husbandos.
3. I plagiarized my bachelor's thesis.

Anonymous 02/08/21 (Mon) 02:05:10 PM No. 733507

>>733485
second one is true
>>733491
please tell me second one is the lie

Anonymous 02/08/21 (Mon) 02:51:16 PM No. 733531

>>733491
Based if 3 is true.

Anonymous 02/08/21 (Mon) 02:53:08 PM No. 733534

1. I have two different country birth certificates and I don't know which one is fraudulent
2. I was commissioned to make a $6000 chalk drawing for a married couple of art collectors
3. A US Speaker of the House has tried to talk to me about anime on more than one occasion

Anonymous 02/08/21 (Mon) 03:35:20 PM No. 733578

>>733534
3 is the lie

Anonymous 02/08/21 (Mon) 04:07:32 PM No. 733597

1. I have never found my clitoris and I'm scared to know where it is at this point
2. I have jacked off to futa
3. When I'm in the mood I just pick-pocket people

Anonymous 02/08/21 (Mon) 04:35:25 PM No. 733627

>>733597
The 1 is the truth, no woman who knows where the clitoris is calls masturbation "jerking off"

Anonymous 02/08/21 (Mon) 04:38:02 PM No. 733631

>>733597
Where is the option to call you a non wohmyn

Anonymous 02/08/21 (Mon) 04:58:41 PM No. 733653

I'm >>733088, >>733269 >>733096 is right, the second one is a lie! I've never broken a bone

Anonymous 02/08/21 (Mon) 06:09:09 PM No. 733705

1. I used to be friends with one of the cows on this site
2. I have over 200k USD in inheritance
3. I have a handbag that cost over a grand

Anonymous 02/08/21 (Mon) 06:10:56 PM No. 733712

>>733578
2 was the lie, the commission was only $600

Anonymous 02/08/21 (Mon) 06:32:11 PM No. 733730

>>733491
>>733507
>>733531
plot twist, 2 and 3 are both lies

Anonymous 02/08/21 (Mon) 06:54:23 PM No. 733747

>>733141
>>733143
>>733158
>>733269

I'm >>733137, 2 is the lie– Contrapoints does not follow me nor like my tweets.

Anonymous 02/08/21 (Mon) 06:55:33 PM No. 733749

>>733597
1, not being able to find your clitoris is like not being able to find your elbows. Also you sound scrote-y

Anonymous 02/08/21 (Mon) 08:25:43 PM No. 733811

Ready for another round?
1) I post on lolcow at least 10 times a day.
2) I have a tumblr callout post.
3) I have yellow fever.

Bonus: I used to be pro-ana.

Anonymous 02/08/21 (Mon) 09:42:50 PM No. 733916

1. Cats hate me and often hiss at me, I have no idea why, because I love them. Dogs, however, love me
2. I can put my feet behind my head like a human pretzel, I once did it on a dare, nobody paid me money to, I just felt like attention whoring
3. I have an aspiration to fuck a celebrity who's my dads age, and it wouldn't hurt if the fuckening happened in an unintended pregnancy, I don't expect him to stick around, I don't even care if he pays me, I just want his babies

>>733811
1 is the lie

>>733705
2 is the lie

>>733455
3 is the lie

Anonymous 02/09/21 (Tue) 02:32:51 AM No. 734237

1. I've vendetta-posted about someone before
2. I've provided milk in threads on lolcow that got significant attention and became an important contribution to that particular thread
3. At least 5 people I'm mutuals with, was mutuals with or know/ knew personally have gotten their own lolcow/ PULL threads or have been part of one

Anonymous 02/09/21 (Tue) 03:22:07 AM No. 734265

1. i dropped out of school after 8th grade
2. i met my husband on tumblr
3. i have over 100 million neopoints

Anonymous 02/09/21 (Tue) 03:44:14 AM No. 734274

>>734265
Immediately inclined to say 1 is a lie, as someone who still plays Neopets and knows how easy it is to make NP, and met her husband on social media.

Anonymous 02/09/21 (Tue) 04:16:54 AM No. 734284

>>734265
I think it's 3. Can you even drop out in 9th/8th grade?
>>734237
I think 2 is the lie.

Anonymous 02/09/21 (Tue) 04:32:01 AM No. 734289

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>>733455
3rd one is the lie. Tacos are friggin delicious

Anonymous 02/09/21 (Tue) 06:19:03 AM No. 734346

I once drank a 1.5 litre bottle of listerine
I was fired from a donut shop under accusations of satanism
I was banned from a bar for stealing shot glasses

Anonymous 02/09/21 (Tue) 06:33:09 AM No. 734353

>>734346
I'm gonna say 1 is the lie since that's probably kill you

Anonymous 02/09/21 (Tue) 08:00:05 AM No. 734389

1. I wore the exact same pair of men's camo pants from the army surplus store every single day for a year, always with knives in the pockets so that I would be prepared and badass looking in case of a sudden zombie apocalypse.
2. I have a huge fear of cockroaches and once broke a glass door panicking to get away when my brother tried to prank me with a really fast moving fake one.
3. I ran a successful illegal grilled cheese business in middle school bringing a grill to the cafetaria and having a circle of kids stand around it at all times so the teachers wouldn't see.

Anonymous 02/09/21 (Tue) 09:04:32 AM No. 734408

>>734389
I hope 3 is not a lie because that's so cool but I just know it is a lie

Anonymous 02/09/21 (Tue) 03:11:59 PM No. 734596

>>734389
hmmm… 2 is the lie, it happened but it was something besides a cockroach

Anonymous 02/09/21 (Tue) 03:27:13 PM No. 734605

>>734353
AYRT, it won't! #3 is a lie

Anonymous 02/09/21 (Tue) 05:07:00 PM No. 734682

>>733749
nta but I can't find it either. It's literally not where it's supposed to be so idk where it is

Anonymous 02/09/21 (Tue) 06:28:35 PM No. 734723

>>733916
>>733705 here- 3 is the lie

Anonymous 02/09/21 (Tue) 07:30:35 PM No. 734763

>>734723
ayrt, 1 is the lie

>>734389
3 sounds like the lie but it might actually be 2

Anonymous 02/10/21 (Wed) 07:31:39 AM No. 735296

>>733119
>>733120
>>733132
>>733137
>>733269
It's been two days and nobody got it, so I guess I should clear up. #2 is the lie, it was only bilingual lol

>>733811
#3 is the lie? #1 is easy to achieve no problems and if you really were pro-ana it's not that hard to get called out lol

>>733916
I hope #3 is the lie

>>734265
#2? I'm thinking a different social media site

>>734389
Thinking #3 again because I don't trust middle schoolers to work this well together

Anonymous 02/11/21 (Thu) 11:20:42 PM No. 736900

>>734408
>>734596
>>734763
>>735296
I'm >>734389 and #2 is in fact the lie! The camo pants thing is true and the grilled cheese thing is also true, I got busted after about 3 months but it was great while it lasted. Turns out nothing brings middle schoolers together like the promise of melted cheese in toasty bread.

Anonymous 02/11/21 (Thu) 11:42:51 PM No. 736923

1: I used to refuse to put all of my hair up while doing chemistry out of insecurity, so one day almost the entire left side of my hair got burnt in a lab accident.
2: My history teacher hated me despite doing decent in her class, because she found out I drew grossly realistic caricatures of her as a turtle.
3: At 13 I insisted on wearing the most horrifying ebay "lolita" dress to a family members wedding and my grandparents have a picture of me in it on their wall to this day.

Anonymous 02/11/21 (Thu) 11:47:18 PM No. 736927

>>736900
You are a queen and a legend
>>736923
I bet the second is the lie

Anonymous 02/11/21 (Thu) 11:47:33 PM No. 736928

>>736923
2 is a lie