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No. 70778

Why are you deserving of a bf?

No. 70779

I don't think I "deserve" a bf…

I could tell you why I think I'm a good catch, or what aspects of myself that I'm confident in if you'd like?

No. 70780

>>70779
Yeah, sure. Let's see how you differ from robots.

No. 70782

>>70779
Brava.

No. 70783

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>>70779
Elevator pitch. Go for it.

No. 70784

No one deserves anything

No. 70787

>>70780
>>70783
Alright so why I'd be a good catch (if you're into this kind of shit, that is):

>I'm a bit more introverted than I am extroverted, but I can have fun at home or going out

>I'm a pretty creative person. I paint with oil pastels, used to take singing classes/dance classes. I appreciate other creative spirits
> I'm a big horror lover. New French extremity being my favorite genre of all time
>bookworm (mostly horror genre)
>originally wanted to be a psychologist in the prison system
>style wise: kind of Jessica Jones-ish right now. Its winter so there aren't a lot of options.
>I love to cook and try out new recipes
>I hula hoop to stay fit lol. I use a five pound hoop atm

No. 70792

>>70787
You're quite normie. Don't see why you'd stand out.

No. 70793

>>70787
What I'm confident in:
>my face. I like my eyes. People have told me I look like Christina ricci, so I kind of have that five-head, alien-eye thing going on.
>I'm a really good listener. I'm the kind of person that people tell their life story to after like 20 mins
>I'm the friend who always has a "plan". I'm the one people call when they start breaking shit while they're house-sitting
>sense of humor

No. 70794

>>70792
That's kind of the point. I'm just a normal person. But if someone is into my specific qualities, then yahoo.

No. 70795

>>70793
>I'm a really good listener. I'm the kind of person that people tell their life story to after like 20 mins

They're beta orbiters. If you give them even a little sign of interest they'll give you their social security number.

No. 70797

>>70795
Lol not quite. Its not only men, and they usually tell me very personal shit.

Two people in my life have told me I was the first person they ever told about their molestation. They weren't even good friends! One was a coworker and the other a neighbor!

No. 70800

>>70795
I honestly think that a lot of people just want to be listened to. I think some people are so emotionally backed up that when they see a person who is listening without judgment, they just let it all out.

No. 70801

>>70787
I've always been a bit curious to read something from the horror genre… anything you'd care to rec to someone just getting feet wet?

No. 70802

>>70784

^ this

No. 70803

>>70787
>nothing about intimacy

No. 70804

>>70801
Ooh depends on what kind of horror you're into!

Its going to sound cliche, but I'm a big Stephen King fan. His books are always good "summer reads". They aren't too challenging, but they're told in a tone that really hooks me.

My favorite Stephen King book is Misery.

Pet Semetary is another good one if you're starting out. Ooh, or The Dark Half.

Look for his works from before he got hit by that van. His stuff after his accident didn't have the same effect on me.

But he also has a bunch of short story collections of you want a little ~melange.

No. 70805

>>70803
Well if you're curious, I'm not very lovey-dovey romantic.

But I'm very passionate in relationships. Pleasing my partner is important to me (emotionally, sexually, etc). My parents divorced because of cheating so monogamy is important to me. I think communication is good for relationships, so I believe in talking about our needs and whatnot.

I don't like "making love", I like fucking.

I like a guy who I can share my interests with and be my partner. I don't need to be tied to his hip, though.

No. 70806

>>70804
Omg I just remembered another favorite of mine: The Long Walk

>dystopian future where teens are selected for a long-distance, battle royale-style walkathon. You only get the clothes on your back, if you stop you'll be shot, if you try to run you'll be shot. If you make it to the end the government will give you a big prize.

>they walk until they go mad from thirst, their shoes fill with blood and fall apart
>there's a constant crowd along the road cheering them on the whole time

Its fucked.

No. 70814

>>70806
Oh, this sounds right up my alley! Thanks for the rec!

No. 70836

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I am instead going to argue why I don't deserve a boyfriend.

>I am happy all by myself.

>I don't know how to cook.
>I barely clean up after myself, or do my own laundry.
>I hate spending more than a few hours with other people. It exhausts me.
>I have only ever gotten off with a sex toy, never a man.
>I like watching porn.
>Most people annoy me.
>The type of guys I like don't like me.
>I don't agree with how other people spend their money.
>I have too high of standards for others.
>I like to sleep a lot and eat unhealthily, more than hang with other people.
>I am just barely in the healthy BMI range. I am a bit chubby for sure.
>I like spending my money on expensive cosmetics, bath accessories, and fashion, all shit guys hate and cannot understand.
>I know more about computers than most men, and that makes their ego feel small.

No. 70843

>>70836
I cannot believe that anyone would willingly selfpost pics to lolcow. I refuse to believe this bullshit. Please tell me that you swiped a photo of some woman from somewhere and that this is not you.

No. 70847

>>70843
Omg
That's pixyteri you dumbass.

No. 70853

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>>70843
>>70843
Why are you even on pt you survived abortion? GTFO newfag

No. 70906

A girls who do deserve a GOOD man are the ones who would care for their men.

I have seen so much of a selfish bitches who only think about how much a guy must give them presents, attention, entertainment, and other nice stuff just because they got vagina between their sausage legs.

Guys just like girls may go after assholes and bitches, and end up in bad relationship.

No. 70911

>>70787
I love horror books! Got any recommendations?

No. 70980

>>70843
these fucking robots i swear to god. to the gallows with you lot.

No. 71098

>>70843
MODS
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No. 71149

I'm nice. I'm a good person. I care. I listen.
…I wouldn't turn down a gf either.

No. 71437

>>70843
Im pretty sure thats Pixyteri u fucking retard



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