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No. 705022

How it works

Create an hypothetical scenario or question, like:

>Would you rather do x or y?

>X (good thing) will happen, but then y (bad thing) will also happen. Will you press the button?

Post commonplace shit or just the most absurdist dumbass scenarios. Your imagination is the limit, let's have fun!

No. 705027

>typo on the thread title
Classic

Anyway, I'll begin

Would you rather date a tranny or a /r9k/ robot?

No. 705029

>>705027
I'd rather shoot myself.

In all serious, I could probably turn the r9k robot around to have a better life

No. 705030

Can some anon just press the button that kills me and/or most men thank

No. 705031

>>705027
tranny if i can choose an ftm, but if not then i pick robot

No. 705039

Ban Aggy/strawberry milk ( I’m not typing out that gay ass retarded baby type name.) from the internet for ever and he goes to jail or ban onion and he goes to jail forever

No. 705042

>>705039
Aggy cause he has a tranny pass to be a kiddie diddler, onion already lost everything he had

No. 705045

>>705027

R9K bot over tranny absolutely. The robot would probably shut up sometimes.

Would you rather spend the day with Tuna or sleep over at Pixiterry's? 12 hours for each.

No. 705047

>>705045
Pt because she's not a filthy junkie

No. 705055

>>705045
I feel like Pixy wouldn't try to steal from me for drug money

No. 705057

>>705039
Obviously Aggy

No. 705059

>>705027
TiF tranny over robot any day

No. 705061

Would you rather walk a mile barefoot on scorching hot blacktop or walk a mile through the sand in wet socks?

No. 705067

>>705061
Through the sand in wet socks. It'd be gross but at least your feet wouldn't get damaged.

No. 705071

File: 1609295966348.jpg (13.41 KB, 290x290, boop.jpg)

Press this button?
You will have financial stability guaranteed for the rest of your life, but you will lose one of your five senses permanently and you don't get to pick which one will be lost.

>>705027
/r9k/ robot
It isn't so bad. I've dated worse normies.
>>705039
Aggy
>>705045
I would have more to talk about with Sarah, and I could probably win her over with nippon snacks.
Luna would just have me linger in her dirt den with Lurch while they did their drugs, I couldn't leave my purse unattended there.
>>705061
Sand in wet socks.

No. 705076

>>705027
tranny

>>705039
Aggy

>>705045
Pixy. Plus tuna and lurch don't have the kind of drugs i'd want to do, I'd rather be around the weeb

>>705061
Sand in wet socks. the bottoms of my heels are feeble when it comes to hot surfaces

No. 705078

>>705071
This is actually really hard damn

No. 705082

>>705061
this was the hardest one. wet socks

No. 705083

>>705071
Nah, not happening. If I was able to pick though, I'd go for it. I don't like risking losing my sense of taste or touch just for financial stability.

No. 705084

>>705083
Fuck I meant taste and smell. I could stand to lose touch, to be honest.

No. 705085

>>705084
I think I'd do it for smell only. But since I can't chose, I guess I won't press the button either

No. 705086

>>705071
you're fucked and increasingly so in modern life if you go blind never mind quality of life loss with the other ones, wouldn't do it for any amount of money never mind whatever the low bar for financially stable is that I already have

No. 705091

File: 1609298377919.jpg (155.28 KB, 720x720, pixlr_20201230000625364.jpg)

Which lolcow forced meme would you rather have an one night stand with?

No. 705092

File: 1609298416400.jpg (Spoiler Image, 307.39 KB, 720x720, pixlr_20201230001821481.jpg)

Would rather eat out Shayna or Mariah?
Pick your favorite vein-chan!

No. 705093

>>705085
Ayrt but losing your sense of smell automatically means you lose your sense of taste too though.

No. 705094

>>705092
e-z, mariah

No. 705095

>>705094
Why, may I ask? Just really curious cause I think both are disgusting

No. 705096

>>705095
It's not that either is attractive, but if I were forced to pick, I feel like I would be less likely to have fluids mixed with pus with Mariah, hence her.

No. 705105

>>705092
This is the difference between wanting to stick your tongue in a vague yeast infection or actual chlamydia.

No. 705131

>>705071
why is this so hard? I'd still rather have financial stability but I don't want to lose sight, smell or taste, noooo

>>705091
Adam D. Although if I took a third option, it'd be my unconventional attractions choice, he's not a forced meme (yet)

>>705092
Moo, she probably smells less like a sewer than Shatna and less damaged privates

No. 705132

>>705131
Are you Carrey-chan?

>WYPTB?

Mosquitos suck 500g of fat at a time, but they leave a big, painful, nasty and itchy rash for 10 days with each bite.

No. 705316

>>705091
Driver, you guys managed to meme me into finding him attractive (didn't find him ugly beforehand, but is not my type. Well. Was not my type.)

No. 705564

>>705132
I would press the button as long as the mosquitoes avoided leaving rashes in certain areas

No. 705576

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Will you press the button if you could have financial stability for your whole life but never be able to have your own pets ?

I know I couldn't

No. 705579

>>705576
I would smash that button so hard. Some pets are cute but I would never choose to have one. I’m too selfish and irresponsible.

No. 705586

>>705316
same

>>705576
I would, as long as I was still able to visit and play with friend's pets, animal cafes and community pets.

No. 705590

>>705576
I don't want pets in first place, pet industry can be very fucked up. gimme momey

No. 705591

>>705576
yes, my dog passed prematurely a year ago and i don't think i'll ever be able to have another dog (or cat) again
>>705027
i feel like a tranny would be more mentally stable than someone who posts on r9k kek

No. 705596

>>705591
>tranny
>mentally stable

No. 705615

>>705596
yes, that's how poorly i think of r9k posters

No. 705627

File: 1609365977023.jpg (51.15 KB, 594x334, Shakira Voice Season 4 Episode…)

10 million dollars, but you can't have hot showers or baths for the rest of your life, not even in Onsen. You pressing?

No. 705629

>>705027
It’s hard to pick because we all know that both options would kill themselves after a few years, but the robot seems easier to manage than the tranny.
>>705039
Mathew deserves jail, onision is irrelevant.
>>705091
Adam driver would be an amazing one night stand, I honestly think he’s pretty cute with the right lighting.
>>705627
Yeah! Who cares about hot water? Cold showers are refreshing.

No. 705630

>>705627
For sure. I find hot baths uncomfortable, cold showers would suck but apparently they're good for you and 10 mil is worth a few minutes of daily discomfort. Also, does 'hot' mean lukewarm is ok?

No. 705635

>>705630
It's okay as long as it wasn't heated. Like, it's a hot day and the hot pipes made the water lukewarm.

No. 705661

>>705627
This would fuck up what I'd want to do with the money anyway, that is have an awesome fucking bathroom with a giant tub and jacuzzi in my rich person house. I could do cold showers but man it's pointless being rich without creature comforts.

No. 705676

>>705627
hell no

No. 705686

File: 1609371466656.jpg (40.84 KB, 680x383, dog-cat-190709-800x450.jpg)

Would you rather be a street dog or a street cat?

Pic almost related

No. 705690

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>>705686
It’s a tough question, I think I would be a street dog, I feel like street cats are often chased around by crazy people and way too abused. Dogs can seem a bit more threatening to wackos.

No. 705693

>>705686
Cats, because they're cuter and I feel like they're more likely to get fed through the neighborhood and maybe adopted.

No. 705694

>>705686
Strictly talking about the US: Street dog. For one thing, stray dogs are treated way more kindly and with compassion. People often assume dogs are just lost and need a lot of help and extra sensitivity.
Street cats are just assumed to be feral or someone's outdoor cat and are left to fend mostly for themselves.
Size matters too. Cats are more likely to get picked off by a coyote whereas an average to large sized dog would be seen more formidably. And speaking of predators, cats seem to be the victims of more psychotic people who kill or run them over for fun. I've seen way more roadkill cats than I've ever seen dogs, and it seems like when someone injures a dog they stop and try to help and feel pretty damn bad about it.

No. 705700

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>>705686
Definitely a cat. They're faster and more agile, are less domesticated and better at hunting/scavenging, they're able to climb and squeeze into small spaces, require less food, are less likely to be perceived as a threat by humans, and are probably more likely to be randomly fed and housed without ending up in a shelter. Dogs may have certain advantages, but I think they're probably more miserable being homeless than cats are.

No. 705712

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>>705700
I mostly agree with this, but at least where I am from, it's not super rare to see street dogs forming packs, and it can be actually quite threatening (and when bothered they can get really dangerous), so most people leave them alone - also it's a way better strategy, whenever I see those street packs the dogs are all hunting for garbage at the same time so they get it done way quicker.

I guess my answer would be: if alone, cat. If with frens, dog

No. 705713

>>705027
r9k robot no competition. but still dread the thought of it
>>705039
aggy
>>705061
wet socks obviously. i don't even understand this one kek
>>705071
not even remotely tempting to press the button but it's sad seeing some of the replies
>>705091
adam driver
>>705092
DISGUSTING. mariah obv. at least she looks like she showers.
>>705576
so long as my parents can have pets then sure why not, they'd basically be my pet then anyway. or even better if they're my partner's pet instead
>>705627
no because hot showers are a genuine pleasure in my life
>>705686
street dog

would you rather know that your partner is cheating on you, or not know and continue to live normally until you both die?

No. 705714

>>705713
I'd rather know, for sure. I would be heart broken, sad and angry, but at least I could look for someone else that would respect me enough to tell me shit like that or breaking up with me before betraying my trust

No. 705715

>>705091
Adam of course, I've been a driverfag for literal years.

No. 705719

>>705091
I don't think anyone will answer Br*co but maybe I'm underestimating lolcow

No. 705727

>>705713
after being cheated on already and knowing the pain and trauma it has left on me: i would definitely rather know than not know

No. 705762

File: 1609384935661.jpeg (30.17 KB, 746x411, images - 2020-12-30T213229.049…)

On the same vein of this >>705686

Would you rather be a raccoon or a rat?

No. 705765

>>705762
Raccoon cuz hands

No. 705770

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>>705765
But rats have hands too

No. 705772

>>705770
So cute!!

No. 705785

>>705770
God damn now I don't know

No. 705786

Would you rather sweat chicken noodle soup or have your fingers perpetually covered in Cheeto dust?

If you put on gloves, your gloves are now Cheeto dust.

No. 705787

^ I worked at a screen printing shop which involved many hours standing in a circle with 4-8 people, so we figured out the weird ones.

No. 705789

>>705786
my sweat stinks so i take the soup sweat.

No. 705790

marry, fuck, kill
trump, pence, mcconnell

No. 705793

Would you rather have a war that culturally resets everything with many causalities or the removal of the Internet, but memes and conspiracy theories are still projected on things before the internet ex. newspapers and books

No. 705795

>>705071
I think I'm a dumbass for this but I would press the button. I would be okay with losing everything but touch for some reason? I really like touching people out of intimacy… Like feeling the warmth of a friend you miss by hugging and stuff. I don't really care about my sight, hearing, taste nor smell

No. 705797

>>705787
What?

>>705786
Obviously chicken soup sweat. Sex would be…. Different

>>705793
I believe no internet, maybe. Our parents did, we'll survive. I'd have the laughing cow club of gossiping and girl talk. (And dumb shit like this)

No. 705819

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Will you press the button that makes you look exactly how you want to look, and as beautiful as you can fathom at the cost of having a severe migraine 5 hours a day each day for the rest of your life? Pic unrelated.

No. 705820

>>705071
For financial stability, no. For extreme wealth, yes lol.

No. 705821

>>705819
am i allowed to take painkillers

if so then yes if no then probably still yes

No. 705822

>>705819
Nah, not worth it. I would be this beautiful goddess but wouldn't be able to enjoy life or sex or whatever?
I already have migraine episodes, and sometimes I feel like puking and I have cold sweats… Everyday is too much.

No. 705823

>>705819
absolutely yes

No. 705827

>>705819
Of course. A migraine is nothing.

No. 705829

>>705819
Nope, I get severe migraines like 4 time a year and it's unbearable, the tiniest head movement is painful

No. 705864

>>705819
My bdd says yes but no, my mom had severe migraines once a week for years, she was in excruciating pain the whole time and couldnt drink a glass of water without throwing up, sometimes she could barely speak or walk. I get that you guys think that a migraine is nothing compared to your immense suffering as a poor anachan and tbh I'd probably agree if I hadn't seen it first hand but it's really not worth it

No. 705920

>>705819
Only a person who's never had a migraine would say yes to this. Painkillers required to get rid of it have to be so strong it's hard to function normally after they actually start working (usually extreme fatigue, some nausea), and if taken every day they would make you an addict and eventually stop working too.
This said, cool "what if", makes me realize there are things I would never sacrifice for looks no matter how bad i feel with myself.

No. 706009

No more yeast infections for life but theme/amusement parks do not exist anymore. WYPTB?

No. 706016

>>705819
absolutely fucking yes, i already have painful, long ass migraines so at least i would be hot in addition to having them

No. 706025

>>706009
Probably jinxing myself with this, but I've never had one in my life, so the button stays the way it is

No. 706052

>>705819
Only if I can land my dream life. Migraines are pain, but as long as I can achieve what I want to achieve with my ideal look, who cares?

>>705790
Kill myself to avoid having to pick

>>705793
The former. Hopefully can learn to live without the internet again, maybe it'll make life better. And the internet can be rebuilt and reinvented at that

>>706009
Haven't had a whole lot of yeasties so don't push the button. I will take yeast infections to keep my amusement

You get to be financially stable and beautiful to your ideal standards for the rest of your life, but you don't get to pick the kind of situation you end up in. WYPTB?

Alternative, would you rather join a celebrity cult (doesn't have to be Scientology) or a religious cult, if you had to join a cult?

No. 706060

>>706009
probiotics and gynecologists already exist so let's keep the amusement parks

No. 706076

>>706052
Wdym you don’t get to pick what situation you end up in?

No. 706110

>>706009
I would press the button. Never had a yeast infection until age 24 when I basically got three back to back - the itchiness was unbearable.

No. 706128

>>706052
Celebrity cult. At least it's a bit more "glamorous" and you get some connections (I am assuming)

Also I guess I'd rather choose my path (or at least pretend I do) than say, be beautiful and being a sex trafficked prostitute

No. 706171

File: 1609450826608.jpg (84.29 KB, 799x768, 1605637005195.jpg)

WYPTB-
You'll be rewarded with one wish (anything), but you'll have to be a part of the onion trifecta for 7 years, and yes, part of his gross threesomes.

No. 706177

>>705790
fuck pence (I'd close my eyes and pretend it's the guy who does his impression on snl)
Marry mitch mcconell (old enough to make his death look like an accident)
kill trump
>>706052 coward

No. 706185

>>706171
Do not press the button. Any wish is not worth seven years of onion

>>706177
Okay anon fine have it your way I'll do the same thing as you

No. 706208

>>706171
If i had the wish id wish for that 7 yrs did not happen at all

No. 706253

>>706171
I press the button and pull a Madoka, my wish is to become ever so powerful god.

No. 706421

>>706208
anon you only get one wish..

No. 706664

Would rather have one night stand and spend your morning eating breakfast with Rebel Wilson or Lena Dunham?
I would get a pic of each to illustrate the post, but they both have really good and really bad pics so I didn't wanna feel like I was cherry picking

No. 706671

>>706664
Rebel Wilson absolutely. Lena Dunham has nothing redeemable about her imo

No. 706693

>>706664
Rebel, I agreed with the anon in the unconventional woman thread that she's actually pretty cute

No. 706704

>>706664
>lena dunham
>good pics
easy rebel. she seems nice and i bet she'd be fun to hang out with

No. 706784

>>706664
the answer is easily rebel even if the other option wasn’t lena

No. 706849

File: 1609553943739.jpg (537.54 KB, 800x800, 1953619830578125010.jpg)

would you rather have sex on a really hot day or on a really cold day?

pic not related

No. 706852

>>706849
hot…

No. 706853

>>706849
Hot, since it's gonna cause more sweat anyway

No. 706855

>>706849
Cold. Where I live summers are so fucking hot and winters equally cold and winter sex is much more enjoyable

No. 706869

>>706849
Cold. I hate being alive on really hot days, fuck shit like sex. If it's cold then we warm up, and the idea of first snuggling up under the blankets to get cozy before innocent kisses and rubbing each other to warm ourselves up turns into sex sounds cute.

No. 707611

>>706849
Cold. I'm looking forward to >>706869 all summer long. Fuck summer.

No. 707789

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You will never be sick again, but you'll only be able to wear one outfit of your choice for the rest of your life, like a cartoon character. Will you press the button?
also, what would you be picking if you press it?

Don't worry about coldness or heat, the outfit will basically be magical even if it's not weather appropriate)

No. 707791

>>707789
no, what the fuck

No. 707797

>>707789
When you say sick do you mean like just colds, or all ilnesses?
I probably wouldn't press it though. I like dressing up and clothes shopping too much.

No. 707799

>>707789
If that means I can stay healthy my entire life because I'd be able to avoid ALL type of disorders then yes, I'll press the button.

No. 707803

Your favorite fictional character will be real and your best friend/lover (your choice here), but your most loved real life person will now take said fictional character's place in their original universe. Will you press the button? If yes, who would trade places with who?

No. 707805

>>707797
All illnesses, 100% healthy. Be it a cold, cancer, corona, BPD… More like what this >>707799 anon said

No. 707806

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>>707803
I would press the button, but my grandma is my most loved person, and I don't think I want her to take the place of Levi Ackerman in fucking Paradis Island.

No dick is worth forcing my granny to fight titans.

No. 707808

>>707803
I could never. I would have to send either one of my parents or my fiance. I also have a lot of husbandos nd what not, so I don't even know what flavor of the month character would replace any of them.

No. 707809

>>707806
Lmao I was thinking of levi too anon. But my bf is a total clumsy himbo and would get everyone murdered

No. 707816

File: 1609707723494.jpg (120.16 KB, 1300x867, 39679235-close-up-of-businessp…)

>>707806
Samefag but now that I think about it, my other husbando is Legosi from Beastars. Idk guys….grandma might do ok in that universe as long as they don't eat her


jk I still wouldn't press it.

No. 707820

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>>707803
I love him but I don’t think my mom would be able to fight against ginormous monsters with a weapon that would weight more than her, but she would be able to solve a bunch of political issues and help a whole kingdom with enough time and a decent abacus.

No. 707851

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>>707803
hm that's tough.
I think that my best friend would enjoy being sent into that universe? I mean, he likes genshin and he has no goals in life so maybe getting isekaied is the change he needs lol
However, I think my fave would hate it here. Not enough interesting enemies to fight.

No. 707869

>>707803
nah because the ideal is to have a reverse harem including my bf and kylo ren. there has to be a better way

No. 707906

>>707869
based as fuck

No. 707990

>>707806
The fucking AU I didn't know I needed

No. 708311

Would you rather drink 2 cups of piss or eat 1 tbsp of vomit?

No. 708318

>>708311
Can I chase the vomit down with water? Who's vomit and piss is it? Is it mine? Is it a significant others? Is it Trumps? That changes the answer a lot

No. 708321

>>708311
vomit, easy

No. 708328

>>708311
piss, vomit is the most disgusting thing in the world to me

No. 708342

We can reproduce without the need for Scrotes but anime is gone forever.

No. 708347

>>708342
I would not press. I love men so I would need them anyway even if I could reproduce without them.

No. 708349

>>708342
hard press

No. 708350

>>708342
I'm smashing that button. A million times yes

No. 708352

>>708342
I don’t like anime so this is easy.

No. 708356

>>708342
I'd put that button in a hydraulic press.

No. 708362

>>708318
You can have water after you finish, yes
And it's anonymous piss and puke

No. 708364

>>708342
Only if we can keep manga.

No. 708388

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Would you press the button if it meant you had to eat a handful of Burger King Foot Lettuce, but you would able to get revenge on your worst enemy afterwards?

No. 708389

>>708388
Absolutely

No. 708391

>>708388
Hell yes, no question.

No. 708392

>>708388
Bone apple teef, bitches

No. 708394

File: 1609798021990.jpg (41.32 KB, 354x500, 500_F_274831681_5qDUry9ceIERFg…)

>>708388
No because I don't have any enemies to exact revenge on and I hate lettuce
>>707789
I would definitely press it and I would choose a suit of armor as my one outfit

No. 708395

>>708388
Nope, my only enemy is my mother, but I don't hate anyone enough to eat burger king foot lettuce.

No. 708397

>>708388
A handful? I’d choke down both tubs if necessary.

No. 708410

>>708388
I would eat both tubs of number 15 Burger King foot lettuce for that

No. 708413


No. 708448


No. 708453

>>708388
I did not expect so many people to say yes to this when I posted it. I can't believe you all would risk having someone's foot fungus in your mouth. After all, that might be what you get. Smh.

No. 708459

>>708342
I'm a weeb and I would press this button just to get rid of anime.

No. 708461

Fuck, Marry, Kill
PULLfag, Farmer, Kiwifag

No. 708463

>>708461
fuck pullfag, marry farmer, kill kiwi

No. 708464

>>708461
Fuck PULLtard
Marry Farmer
Kill Kiwi farmer

No. 708465

>>708461
Kill KF
Fuck Farmer
Marry Pull

I don't care what anyone has to say about marrying someone from PULL. I refuse to spend the rest of my life with a farmer.

No. 708467

>>708461
Farmer, PULL user, Kiwi user
I feel like values/beliefs wise I'd get along more with most PULL users over farmers in the long run. I would never consider killing you guys though. KF users are bottom of the barrel and have swiss cheese brains.

No. 708506

>>708461
fuck kiwi
marry farmer
kill pullfag
>>707803
the responses to this one made me realized how fucked and selfish i am, but yes absolutely.

No. 708669

>>708461
kill kiwi, fuck pull, marry farmer ♥ any other answer is objectively wrong

No. 708683

>>708463
>>708464
>>708506
>>708669
Look at you all acting as if I would ever accept your marriage proposal kek

No. 708723

>>708461
fuck pullfag, marry farmer, kill kiwi

No. 708755

>>708683
the fuck you are doing here then?

No. 708776

You're never able to enjoy food or drinks ever again, but you get complete control over your weight and fat distribution.
Do you press the button?

No. 708781

>>708776
Hell no

No. 708787

>>708776
That would be like eternally living with ‘rona, so Nope.

No. 708788

>>708776
We already have control of our weight so no.

No. 708793

>>708776
I would. I’m not passionate about food though.

No. 708812

You get the nose of your dreams, but you'll have a hank hill ass for life. Will you press the button?

No. 708814

>>708812
lmao nah, I want a smaller nose, but I'm too proud of my ass

No. 708828

You get to create or remove one law of your liking, effective immediately all over the world. But you have to write a new 500 word blogpost about why you think it was a good decision every single day except sundays. Do you do it (and what would the law be)?

No. 708832

>>708828
I can just copy and paste the same wall of text, so yeah, the law would be that people will need to take tests, physical and mental tests in order to be able to reproduce or permanently have children in their household, if they don’t pass but they somehow manage to produce a child, the child will be removed from the household to be assigned to a family that passed both tests but can’t reproduce.

No. 708833

>>708832
>I can just copy and paste the same wall of text
>a new 500 word blogpost
Great choice on the law though

No. 708841

>>708812
'nose of your dreams'
Noses aren't a thing I think about or notice, Think this post just made me realise I'm nose blind

No. 708844

File: 1609873795693.jpeg (222.09 KB, 1052x678, 2E158A10-4C9F-4081-877B-77571B…)

>>708833
Ayrt, I’m sure I wouldn’t pass the test.

No. 708971

>>708812
No. I dislike my nose but it’s easier to live with than a Hank Hill ass.

No. 709033

>>708812
I don't like my nose but my butt is one of my best assets

>>708828
Maybe if I can copy and paste it and just change a few words to be different. I still have to think about the law though

No. 709037

>>708812
i only care about having big boobs instead of a big butt, so dream nose here i come

No. 709045

File: 1609891627088.png (248.91 KB, 464x500, tf.png)

>>708812
>tfw this is literally me
I like my nose (It fits with my facial harmony) but got a flat hank hill ass

No. 709064

>>708812
yeah, why not. no one sees me naked and tight jeans mostly fix that shit.

No. 709066

>>708832
Even if you find a non-harmful way to stop people from reproducing, how could you ever create a test that doesn't just end up affecting people in the poorest countries, becoming genocidal af?

No. 709085

>>709066
I mean, It’s mostly a test to find out wether the couple is physically and psychologically well enough to have a kid, it wouldn’t have stuff related to their socioeconomic environment.
In fantasy world everyone would be able to take the test and understand that the results they get are what is the best for them and the lives of hypothetical children.
oh god it sounds like something for a post-apocalyptic novel but these random scenarios are interesting to think about
If a couple somehow didn’t do the test/ didn’t care about the results they got, they would be treated normally at the clinic/hospital, but the child would be taken away from them and assigned to an orphanage.
There’s always going to be people birthing at their homes and such, which is the percentage that can’t be controlled since that’s what they chose to do, they would probably make fake certificates and whatnot, in order to keep their children.
In case such a thing happened, maybe something like a special police department could take them away? And there could be courts and such, if the kids are old enough, 13 years old? Maybe? They could like, talk in court and testify that their parents are decent and such?
Sounds like a hassle if you think about it.

No. 709117

>>708755
See, that bitchy attitude is precisely why I'd never marry you.

No. 715389

Playing games with food themes makes you gain weight, but playing games about sports makes you get fit.
All of this is regardless of the physical activity and diet you have irl, would you press the button?

No. 715392

>>715389
What do you mean by food themes? Stuff like Cooking Mama or Diner Dash? Also do fighting games count as sports games (fighting is pretty physically intense activity too) or just stuff like FIFA and NBA games?

No. 715394

>>715392
>like cooking mama or dinner dash?
Yeah, that also includes games like candy crush since they have food related words on their names.
>fighting games
Those can be considered sports’ games.

No. 715395

>>715394
Then yes, I definitely would, I would get my dream body in no time

No. 715399

>>715389
Can I still bake apple pies in Skyrim?

No. 715433

>>715399
You can, because that’s not the main theme of the game.

No. 715442

>>708683
Damn so you are the hacker called The Farmer

No. 715576

Would you rather have sex with Danny DeVito or Arm& Hammer?

No. 715579

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No. 715582

>>715576
Obviously Danny Devito

No. 715616

>>715576
would bust it open for devito anytime

No. 715654

>>715576
The one that isn't gonna tie me up and maybe dismember me, so Danny

No. 715666

File: 1610840297958.jpeg (91.52 KB, 1136x640, EjK5T4f.jpeg)

>>715576
At least Danny won't give you the thousand yard stare when he's climaxing inside of you

No. 715797

File: 1610860482858.gif (1.33 MB, 396x222, tenor (8).gif)

>>715579
Check the celebs thread, anon

>>715582
>>715666
>>715654
>>715616
Enjoy your sweet loving, girls

No. 715821

>>715576
Danny Dadvito, I'm a masochist but I also don't wanna end up on Hannibals dinner plate

No. 715886

File: 1610868854272.jpg (37.34 KB, 500x647, 7cglqg2lw0431.jpg)

>>715576
>>715666 (nice numbers)
the sheer image of Armie's white male average face morph lizard eyes staring through my skull makes me wanna violently haul myself onto Devito's face and ride it till the sun comes up

>>715821
Hannibal can still get it tho

No. 715923

>>715886
well if you're talking mads Hannibal, armie Hannibal is a no no

No. 716055

i have a question for any farmers of color here. this is not racebaiting, it's a topic i saw discussed on a tv show once and i'm extremely curious of the answers and logic behind it since the show never let the woman who they asked this to fully explain herself.

if given the choice, would you rather remove all racism (specifically directed at your race) from the world, or would you remove all sexism from the world? why do you choose your option?

No. 716059

>>716058
removing all racism does not remove sexism, but racism targeted toward a race. so, it could remove the possibility of you being fired for being a certain race, but you'd still get sexually harassed at work.

No. 716060

>>716055
How would that even really work? Does removing all racism include gendered racism though (aka would women of color experience the exact same kind of misogyny white women do)? Does removing all sexism include racialized sexism (aka women of color would experience the exact same kind of racism men of their race do)? Many women of color don't consider themselves their race first or women first, but women of color.

No. 716061

>>716059
I could get sexually harrased at work, but never in the racist fetishizing way, you mean?

No. 716062

>>716055
I feel like this hypothetical is too nuanced and removing either would have trade-offs that make it not worth it.

No. 716064

>>716061
basically yeah. remove all racial components from bigotry (specifically regarding your race), or remove all sexism for all women.

>>716062
it's a question i saw asked of a black woman on a "the view"-like show that asked controversial questions and she was asked if she, a black woman, would remove all racism for black people or if she would remove all sexism for all women. she chose black people, and i've been wanting to know why for so long as the show preferred to have everyone interrupt her rather than let her talk.

No. 716070

>>716064
Considering my upbringing (mixed race child of a black immigrant in a quite racist AND sexist vastly majority white country) it is quite a tough choice, especially considering my interests and occupation, so I've been the only black person AND the only woman in the room at the same time. However, because women's rights are advancing at a much faster rate here than anti-racist activism, I would personally get rid of racism first, but I do think it would make sense for black women growing up in majority black communities to prefer getting rid of sexism first.

No. 716071

>>716064
I'm the second anon you replied to and I suppose I could throw a guess out there as to why she said it. I'm biracial (Black and white), and the reason I mention that is because I have a lighter skin tone so my experiences of racism might be very minimal or different in comparison to a darkskin Black woman. Colorism is like an extra layer or racism. On the flip side, it's possible she was honing into the idea that white women, while still vulnerable and subjected to sexism like her, can still benefit from white privilege (that's me assuming the cohost believes in white privilege btw). Maybe she just liked the idea of being able to have solidarity with other women (including white women) without the degree of separation that is racism. And again, that's just my guess. Sorry for the sjw-like answer.

No. 716072

>>716055
I'd be fucked either way, lmao. To me, this is a question that can only have been imagined by people who don't face both and want us to pledge allegiance to one group.

No. 716076

>>716070
>>716071
it's not sjw-like, it's informative. thanks for the thoughtful responses.
>>716072
i am white, so there's no way i'll ever be able to experience the racist side, but i want to hear the experiences of it to better understand. i feel that sexism is the worst type of bigotry in the world, but others may feel it's racism, and i want to hear their opinions.

No. 716077

>>716071
>maybe she just liked the idea of being able to have solidarity with other women (including white women) without the degree of separation that is racism
That's actually part of the reason for me too.

No. 716081

>>716055
It’s a tough question, tbh.
Removing racism would’ve made my childhood a bit easier, I’m in latam, where people preach about
>not having racism issues uwu
But it is a huge issue even if people want to pretend it isn’t.
So removing it would help a lot of people with being taken seriously at their workplaces, and it would also help with reducing the bullying a bunch of kids have to go through since they’re on 3rd grade.
>Then again
You also have the issue with sexism, macho men with silver backs and huge feet shit.
It would be nice if sexism wasn’t a thing as well, that means there would be less women having to go through being constantly sexualized, harassed and bullied into being something they don’t want to be.
But if you think about it, removing racism means people, specially women, can focus on other issues like sexism, us women wouldn’t have to first focus on removing the racism barrier, put up by others in front of us since childhood, which takes a lot of deep thought after many years of being indoctrinated and bullied into thinking something we don’t want to think about.
Without racism, we can stop sexism.

No. 719058

Would you rather have a thot daughter or a gay son?

No. 719061

>>719058
This is such a scrote question kek

No. 719063

>>719061
I just saw it in another thread and thought it was a weird but interesting question.

No. 719064

>>719063
Honestly, a non-thot son or daughter of any orientation >>>>

I would say many farmers here would prefer a non-thot gay son over a thot daughter. Having a gay thot son though…

No. 719067

>>719064
samefag, obviously I mean a straight, maybe bi thot daughter. IDK how most people here would react to a lesbian thot/fuckboy daughter.

No. 719072

>>719064
That honestly makes sense, I was kind of thinking the same. A non-thot son or daughter mean less risks of them getting hurt and such.

No. 719103

>>705022
>>719058
Id rather have any kind of daughter as opposed to any kind of son

No. 721396

Would you rather have narrow hips with a big butt or wide hips with a flat butt?

No. 721399

>>721396
wide hips w/ flat butt, a butt can be trained in the gym should I really want to but I honestly also don't like the look of big butts that much at all.

No. 721412

>>721396
Wide hips with a flat butt, ideal kpop body

No. 839690

File: 1624814921602.jpg (289.76 KB, 1217x1217, friends.jpg)

Fuck, Marry, Kill
>Monika, Rachel, Phoebe
>Chandler, Ross, Joey

No. 839719

>>839690
Fuck Monika, kill Rachel and marry Phoebe

Kill Ross, fuck Chandler and marry Joey

No. 839721

>>839719
Same tbh

No. 839743

>>839719
Kek same

No. 839745

>>839690
fuck monika, marry phoebe, kill rachel
fuck ross, marry joey, kill chandler

No. 839748

File: 1624818516410.jpg (69.24 KB, 1104x621, c134ed78b89826720efc6005abce40…)

>>839745
>>839719
anon i didn't even read your reply before i posted mine. fucking based

No. 839758

File: 1624819464404.jpg (111.17 KB, 930x1058, 1494944662-himym.jpg)

Ok damn rip Rachel

Fuck, Marry, Kill
>Ted, Barney, Marshal
>Robin, Lily, Tracey I guess

No. 839959

>>839758
easy
Fuck Barney, Marry Marshal, Kill Ted
Fuck Robin, Marry Lily, Kill Tracey(robin is a pick-me btw)

No. 840094

>>839758
> Barney, Marshal, Ted
> Robin, Lily, Tracey
I wasn't sure if I should switch Robin and Tracey, but both of them came as 'pixie manic dream girls'-type to me, even though especially w/ Tracey its understandable. I still liked her, while Robin would annoy me a lot. She needs some women around her.

No. 841008

>>839758
fuck robin first and then kill myself. these people all suck.

No. 856533

>>856525
Why would I need to shower if I don't have a body??

No. 856534

Wyptb:
You get to become a bodyless, energy and conscience only being that can travel anywhere in the world for a day once a month, but you can only shower or bath biweekly

(I deleted cause I fucked up the order kek)

>>856533
Because you will only not have a body for one day, you have your body for the rest of the month

No. 856537

>>856534
Ah that makes more sense. Then I would not. I don't care to travel

No. 856542

>>856534
biweekly as in twice a week or every two weeks?

No. 856545

>>856542
Every two weeks (sorry for the ambiguity)

No. 856620

File: 1626562946033.jpeg (430.87 KB, 1800x1612, 1583066596237.jpeg)

You make 30k a month, but every week you have to finger Shayna's ass on camera (only your hands will appear) for 30 minutes. WYPTB?
You can wear gloves.

No. 856622

>>856620
For sure, that's probably more money than a doctor who does rectal exams every day on grosser people earns. Easy yes as long as I get gloves.

No. 856628

>>856620
Make more than a urologist or a gastroenterologist and you only have to work with shaynart anonymously for 2 hours a month? I wouldn’t quit my current job to do this but this is a super good deal and I would press the button.

No. 856633

>>856620
Button pushed. I’ll use lady’s driving gloves like Fupa. Maybe while we’re doing it I can reach through to her and help her quit sex work and get some help. After I’ve made a good million to live off of for the rest of my life, of course.

No. 856644

>>856635
no

No. 856671

>>856620
no deal, nope

No. 861032

File: 1627010394497.jpg (78.04 KB, 521x319, IMG_20210723_001942.jpg)

Would rather have a thousand bees or 500 spiders?

No. 861034

>>861032
Spiders!! I love spiders hehe

No. 861036

>>861032
Bees, especially of they're honeybees or bumblebees. So cute.

No. 861056

>>861032
Definitely both.

No. 861072

>>861032
The bees. It's only about 2% of a colony.

No. 861148

Would you rather have leftover milk or cereal in the end of your cereal bowl

No. 861194

>>861148
Cereal definitely, i'm the kind of weirdo who likes soggy cereal

No. 861220

>>861194
Me too, and if I have leftover milk I will add more cereal

No. 861232

>>861220
That's so industrious

No. 861241

Would you rather have Grandma's bottomless bag from Halloweentown or a cloak of invisibility?

No. 861316

>>861241
Cloak of invisibility, I think it would save my life many times

No. 861339


No. 861355

>>861241
Invisibility is so OP and practical. Wanna travel wherever you want? Go invisible, hop on a plane or whatever, travel for free without a passport or anything. Wanna be rich? Go invisible, steal a shitload of money, buy everything you could ever want with cash if you want to live most of your life visible, or just steal the things if you don't gaf, who's gonna chase after a haunted-looking item? You can squat in any house or mansion or palace or wherever you'd like if you remain invisible, or buy your dream home with cash because ain't nobody gonna refuse that. Even if you slip up and get caught, just going invisible in front of someone will freak them the fuck out, no one who can do anything about it will ever believe them when they tell what they saw. Enjoy free access to everything for life. If you're worried about relationships you can bet it won't be hard to find a man or woman to spoil, you freaky little ghost sugar momma.

No. 866219

You have the opportunity to permanently remove either Twitter or Tumblr from the internet forever, including all its content and stupidest takes. You cannot control where the users will migrate to when their site shuts down. Which one do you choose and why?

No. 866226

>>861148
Milk, hands down.

No. 866236

>>866219
Twitter, easily.
The concept itself is stupid

No. 866241

File: 1627518755189.png (108.8 KB, 1196x568, kys.png)

>>866219
twitter

No. 867480

>>866219
remove twitter, barely anything of worth on it

No. 867490

>>866241
LMFAOOOOOOOO

No. 888661

>>888655
PT ALL THE WAY
we can do cosplay photo shoots and autistic dances together

No. 888662

You are now roommates with /cow of your choice/. Which cow do you choose and why?

No. 888665

>>888662
Micky Moon. I have a slight crush on her…

No. 888668

>>888662
Kelly Eden, I'd get her to paint my furniture kek. We'd have to compromise on decor cause her style is too much for me but at least she takes some pride in her surroundings, too many cows live in filth.

No. 888677

>>888655
as in phoebe tickner ?

No. 888685

>>888662
the ones i can think of are only bc i could fuck them, based on looks only. so dasha from red scare or PNP lmao. other options that are too spicy that wouldn't get me out alive here

No. 888726

>>888677
anon… no…

No. 888756

>>888662
Shay, just so I can evict/bail on the rent to force the homeless saga now rather than wait for it slowly to devolve over the next couple of months.

No. 889686

File: 1629699469538.gif (1019.46 KB, 500x251, 36625315-500-251.gif)

>>889684
Depends, can pic related do the flaying?

No. 889687

>>889686
god he is so hot too bad he is psycho

No. 889702

>>708812
No, my ass is really good. Noses can come out fine under plastic surgery, but ass implants look like diapers.



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