/ot/ - What lolcow are you most similar to?

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What lolcow are you most similar to? Anonymous 12/16/20 (Wed) 01:02:02 PM No. 695215

I think we all have at least one lolcow that we see a bit of ourselves in. Which ones do you relate to?

Anonymous 12/16/20 (Wed) 01:20:43 PM No. 695219

>>695215
Well op, which one do you relate to?

Anonymous 12/16/20 (Wed) 01:31:15 PM No. 695231

>>695219
I vaguely relate to Idubbbz' bitch, Anisa, because of how boring and annoying I am. I feel that I'm like her but without all the e-whoring and social media presence.

Anonymous 12/16/20 (Wed) 02:10:38 PM No. 695254

I'm Erin Painter but poor

Anonymous 12/16/20 (Wed) 02:15:00 PM No. 695258

Shayna because she's a fat alcoholic
At least I'm not a sexworker.

Anonymous 12/16/20 (Wed) 02:24:52 PM No. 695271

pretty sure there's no recent milk on either of them but i've been going down a path similar to bratgrrl and himeka/angela lately, as depressing that is to admit

Anonymous 12/16/20 (Wed) 08:28:02 PM No. 695530

Luna without drugs

Anonymous 12/16/20 (Wed) 08:35:34 PM No. 695535

as a young teenager i was a stef but with real people. i would larp as random popular internet girls that i looked up to because i didn't know what kind of person i wanted to be. luckily i got over that when i turned 14 kek
i think thats why stef is so funny to me, like, she's a year older than i am now and is still doing this weird larp as fictional characters…why?? there is nothing wrong with just being the person you are and enjoying what you like BECAUSE YOU LIKE IT, not because random character #123892183 likes it. she is the most /pt/ worthy cow imo. she is so weird.

Anonymous 12/16/20 (Wed) 08:51:12 PM No. 695542

I am like a skilled less mentally ill pixielocks sans bpd and the warning hair. Disgusting.

Anonymous 12/16/20 (Wed) 08:52:06 PM No. 695543

>>695542
I did some soul searching and also kelly fucking eden, similar bg

Anonymous 12/16/20 (Wed) 08:57:09 PM No. 695550

I used to feel like Raven Sparks without most of her really bad qualities.
I'm not old/fat and have no tattoos and I'm not dating a dude 10 years younger, nor do I abuse or rehome my animals, but I feel like when I'm in a negative mood, I bitch the same as her. Also the way she talks about her upbringing like a sad sack. I used to wallow in the past a lot.
I was like Raven like 6 years ago but have priorities now. I used to idealize relationships and friendships like she does.
I was like Raven crossed with Billie from the onion threads.
If you can ever imagine a mix of those two.

I'm definitely stable now though.

Anonymous 12/16/20 (Wed) 09:10:13 PM No. 695559

I think I'm a relatively well-adjusted person so I don't see many similarities with any of them but I think I'm similar to Holly Brown in how she picks up 1000 new projects only to never work on them

Anonymous 12/16/20 (Wed) 09:44:27 PM No. 695581

If I was born pretty, american and rich I would have probably ended up like simply kenna. I really relate to the way she keeps shifting her personality, makes questionable art and thinks that she is autistic when she is probably just socially akward.
(sage because I don't now if she is considered a lolcow, I mean she is not the worst, just really obnoxious I guess)

Anonymous 12/16/20 (Wed) 09:46:12 PM No. 695583

>>695559

Same
If I wasn't self-aware and hygienic enough I'd probably be like Holly, because I was also an amateur comic maker fujo with too many projects and manic states. I used to love her thread as in a kind of "what if" scenario for me. She's probably the only one, though.

Anonymous 12/16/20 (Wed) 10:03:28 PM No. 695593

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>>695258
same anon, same

Anonymous 12/16/20 (Wed) 10:18:33 PM No. 695606

Luna without heroin and the filth.
But my bf is clean and hard working while I'm just a pissbaby that stays at home drawing for money and crying over sanrio plushies

Anonymous 12/16/20 (Wed) 10:32:12 PM No. 695616

>>695530
Same

Anonymous 12/17/20 (Thu) 08:08:07 PM No. 696203

jillian vessey because i'm a weeaboo with a fashion degree who hemorrhages money on dumb shit, prioritizes my flippant "personal aesthetic" over personal growth and is incapable of committing to any meaningful goal for a sustained period of time

whatever at least im thin and dont larp as genderqueer

Anonymous 12/17/20 (Thu) 08:15:09 PM No. 696206

>>696203
I kinda have a hunch we have a few fashion anons here and i love it, same anon but i'm not a weeb

Anonymous 02/05/21 (Fri) 05:16:11 AM No. 730637

Pixielocks

I'm a retard that used to dress in lolita and colorful shit kinda (well at least I dyed my hair a lot for some months)
I was diagnosed ADHD and I might have a bit just a tinch of some sperg in there
I have meltdowns sometimes
I think I am hot shit and very good artist with so much vision but I don't do shit

And I use her for reference to not be a retard

Anonymous 02/05/21 (Fri) 06:43:17 PM No. 731027

>>730637
Yeah, judging by your typing style you definitely are a retard.

Anonymous 06/19/24 (Wed) 07:08:48 PM No. 2056317

Probably kiki kek.

Anonymous 06/19/24 (Wed) 07:10:20 PM No. 2056322

Isabella janke, just without the animal torture

Anonymous 06/19/24 (Wed) 09:32:02 PM No. 2056701

Shayna because of my destroyed and leaking anus

Anonymous 06/19/24 (Wed) 11:23:42 PM No. 2056797

the only difference between me and pixielocks is that I don't have bpd/fake munchie illnesses or post my insanity online

Anonymous 06/19/24 (Wed) 11:39:46 PM No. 2056813

>>2056322
hygiene so bad you have your own unique fungal colony? assaulting women?

Anonymous 06/19/24 (Wed) 11:41:39 PM No. 2056814

>>2056701
anon are you ok

Anonymous 06/19/24 (Wed) 11:46:08 PM No. 2056818

I relate a lot to Venus besides the onlyfans. My mom fucked me up.

Anonymous 06/19/24 (Wed) 11:55:53 PM No. 2056833

This feels like a question a therapist would ask me after I explain what lc is to her, kek. No hate to the thread idea though and sage of ot

Anonymous 06/20/24 (Thu) 11:44:03 PM No. 2057982

>>2056833
KEK

Anonymous 06/20/24 (Thu) 11:45:12 PM No. 2057984

>>730637
>I think I am hot shit and very good artist with so much vision but I don't do shit
>And I use her for reference to not be a retard

Fucking same

Anonymous 06/20/24 (Thu) 11:45:48 PM No. 2057985

>>2056813
I can't answer the second one, but yeah I have shit hygiene, never gotten fungus tho

Anonymous 06/21/24 (Fri) 12:15:49 AM No. 2058013

>empath
esp when i was younger. But i still have r9k tier humor ew. Thankfully not a pickme anymore and do not spit on the homeless

>venus
cause i am an jfashion autist with an ed minusstabbing/alchoholism

>lucinda
i have really bad bulimia and i am too annoying and weird like her to be an uwu coquette/arrianagrande/kpoop ed sufferer

Anonymous 06/21/24 (Fri) 12:38:09 AM No. 2058031

Tuna's short lived sobriety arc, but with showers. Her threads scared me into getting sober kek.

Anonymous 06/21/24 (Fri) 01:09:41 AM No. 2058048

Idk somebody make a quiz, that’d be entertaining

Anonymous 06/21/24 (Fri) 01:30:26 AM No. 2058069

I feel like Nicole Dollanganger because I do adderall and have a really tiny high pitches voice. I also just see my mannerisms when I see videos or gifs of her.

Anonymous 06/21/24 (Fri) 02:22:30 AM No. 2058096

>>2058048
true but some uberautist old anon should make it and include a large amount of options. Since most cows are similar to each other yet have something that differentiates them from one another.

Anonymous 06/21/24 (Fri) 02:55:27 AM No. 2058109

>>2058048
>>2058096
there's already one in the quiz thread

Anonymous 06/21/24 (Fri) 03:03:19 AM No. 2058111

probably venus angelic but i'm obsessed with celebrities and celeb gossip instead of weebshit. i came from a crazy munchie type mom who wanted to live vicariously through me and feel mindbroken and barely able to function because of my mental illness and constantly fall into self loathing. if i were more attention seeking and my mother could actually stick to anything (she can't, all her attempts to live through me failed) i'd probably be infamous or something

Anonymous 06/21/24 (Fri) 04:30:41 AM No. 2058186

>>2058069
I miss the Nicole Dollanganger threads

Anonymous 06/21/24 (Fri) 04:34:38 AM No. 2058192

i feel gross even saying this, but i probably would've ended up like isabella janke if i had an iq of 80 and was way more mentally ill. thankfully i touched some grass and my sense of humor has matured.

Anonymous 06/21/24 (Fri) 05:00:41 AM No. 2058218

>>2058192
I understand you, but in a slightly different way. I was groomed as a tween, by dudes who were 100% the type to orbit her. Almost everything they did to me was an attempt for me to be their perfect, sadistic, 4chan and kiwifarms loving gf. I was like that for a while, but I’m lucky to have supportive family who got me mental health treatment, and it never evolved past being edgy online. But looking back, if I were in less fortunate circumstances, and I was much stupider, I could’ve ended up exactly like her.

Anonymous 06/21/24 (Fri) 10:12:45 AM No. 2058483

I relate to Shayna in a lot of ways, except instead of camwhoring I draw furry porn. I'm also fat, kek

Anonymous 06/21/24 (Fri) 11:29:12 AM No. 2058515

>>2058483
How much do you earn? furries are mad crazy tippers i once got a 100 usd tip for a 150 usd commission.

Anonymous 06/21/24 (Fri) 11:47:06 AM No. 2058530

I would have joined the gamergate-era pickme grift with sh0eonhead if my parents didn't instill a sense of shame in me and I didn't have career prospects. I was also into 4chan etc. as a teen and now I'm meeting life milestones at around the same time as her, but my life has been radically different (i.e. better) because I had the sense not to pursue e-fame or attention from cellar-dwelling scrotes.

Anonymous 06/21/24 (Fri) 12:58:30 PM No. 2058577

>>2058515
I make about half as much as I would working as a mcdonald's cashier, kek. Either demand dried up or I've dug myself into too small a niche by only drawing for commissions. I only get comms for one ultra-niche fetish right now.

Anonymous 06/21/24 (Fri) 01:00:43 PM No. 2058578

>>2058577
what fetish?

Anonymous 06/21/24 (Fri) 01:37:00 PM No. 2058600

>>2058578
It's a very specific BDSM scenario that my most loyal commissioner is really into. I can't say more because it'd make me too easy to identify, I think…

Anonymous 06/21/24 (Fri) 08:16:23 PM No. 2058982

>>695231
Me too.
Like Anisa, I struggle not to suddenly blurt out stupid and reactionary shit. I have a similar body type and haven't been able to pull through with anything, except maintaining a stable relationship.

That's probably why I keep checking in on her thread.