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Fuck Marry Kill Anonymous 08/26/20 (Wed) 07:01:54 PM No. 616056

You have to choose.
You HAVE TO!
What if your pet's life is in danger??? Choose!

Post your own (un)holy trinities as well.

Anonymous 08/26/20 (Wed) 07:02:42 PM No. 616060

Fuck the pet let that bitch die

Anonymous 08/26/20 (Wed) 07:04:29 PM No. 616063

Fuck Greg
Marry Jared
Kill Onision

I can't let my pet's die, dude.

Anonymous 08/26/20 (Wed) 07:06:06 PM No. 616064

fuck jared
marry greg
kill grease

Anonymous 08/26/20 (Wed) 07:07:27 PM No. 616065

Fuck onion
Kill jared
Marry pregory

Anonymous 08/26/20 (Wed) 07:07:59 PM No. 616066

>>616056
Fuck Preg, Kill Grug, Marry Jared, then kill myself
>>616060
FPBP lmao

Anonymous 08/26/20 (Wed) 07:11:54 PM No. 616068

Fuck Jared, Marry Preg (celibate marriage) Kill Onision

Anonymous 08/26/20 (Wed) 07:17:43 PM No. 616073

Kill: Onion
Fuck: Preg
Marry: Jared
My rationale is that all of these men are going to cheat on you but Jared would be less mean about it than Preg. Pregory would put you on blast online sperging 24/7 about your waist or age or whatever and chase after trannies while spending your money. I feel like Jared would hide the cheating and blatant disinterest better and not embarrass you as much as Preg would. Onion just straight up deserves death, though.

Anonymous 08/26/20 (Wed) 07:18:22 PM No. 616074

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Anonymous 08/26/20 (Wed) 07:21:55 PM No. 616076

Fuck jared
Marry preg
Kill onion

Anonymous 08/26/20 (Wed) 07:22:47 PM No. 616078

>>616074
Fuck Tesah
Marry Shayna
Kill Ariana

Anonymous 08/26/20 (Wed) 07:23:32 PM No. 616079

FUck Jared marry Greg kill Onision. I think greg could be bullied into submission, I don't know Jared but he seems like a whiny asshole.
>>616074
This is so much easier because women are by default better than men, fuck ariana, marry shayna and kill the last girl. I want to take care of shayna…. no homo tho….

Anonymous 08/26/20 (Wed) 07:26:37 PM No. 616083

File: 1598469997830.jpeg (30.07 KB, 500x286, A6B6FDB9-7833-4A23-983C-49C5E2…)

Aka Onision kill thread lol

Here’s mine
Personally, I’d fuck Bulbasaur, Marry Charmander and kill Squirtle

>>616074
Fuck Pnp, Kill Shay and idk who C is so I’ll take a chance on her lol

Anonymous 08/26/20 (Wed) 07:29:17 PM No. 616086

>>616074
Marry Shayna so i can make her shower and use chapstick
Kill Tesah
Fuck Ariana and hope i don't get syphilis

Anonymous 08/26/20 (Wed) 07:31:52 PM No. 616091

File: 1598470312394.png (Spoiler Image,3.32 MB, 1920x1080, tragic.png)

Sorry for the shitty collage. What y'all picking?

Anonymous 08/26/20 (Wed) 07:34:58 PM No. 616095

>>616091
For men it's not so bad, but just mentioning killing a woman makes me feel so bad. But I would kill Mariah marry Luna, fuck Shayna

Anonymous 08/26/20 (Wed) 07:35:05 PM No. 616096

>>616091
jfc

Marry luna
Fuck…shayna
kill moo

Anonymous 08/26/20 (Wed) 07:37:02 PM No. 616097

>>616091
Ewww ummm,
Kill Luna, put her out of her misery.
Fuck Shayna I guess it'll only take her 10 seconds to fake cum.
Marry Moo and mooch off her simp bux.
>>616083
Kill Bulbasaur, marry charmander, and fuck Squirtle, that turtle bitch looks kinky.

Anonymous 08/26/20 (Wed) 07:37:33 PM No. 616098

>>616091
Fuck moo
Marry shayna
Kill luna :(

Anonymous 08/26/20 (Wed) 07:41:48 PM No. 616101

>>616097
>Marry Moo and mooch off her simp bux.
Ohhh that's smart

Anonymous 08/26/20 (Wed) 07:57:45 PM No. 616112

>>616056
Ugh, fuck you, OP
Marry Jared
Fuck Preg
Kill the other Greg

Anonymous 08/26/20 (Wed) 08:00:49 PM No. 616114

File: 1598472049678.jpg (82.24 KB, 1020x446, afp_i094u.jpg)

U.S Politics edition! Jared, Eric, and Don. Jr.

Anonymous 08/26/20 (Wed) 08:03:34 PM No. 616115

>>616091
marry Luna ♥
fuck Moo
kill shayna

Anonymous 08/26/20 (Wed) 08:06:09 PM No. 616116

File: 1598472369284.jpeg (16.05 KB, 240x210, pobrane.jpeg)

>>616097
samefag
ur so wrong though

Anonymous 08/26/20 (Wed) 08:14:51 PM No. 616124

>>616116
I hate the fact that I feel nostalgic when I see that image

Anonymous 08/26/20 (Wed) 08:16:58 PM No. 616127

>>616056
Damn, they all are bottom of the barrel.

Fuck B, I hate tranny chasers, I hate weirdo incels but at least if I fucked him i'd never have to see him again or think about it. Plus it'd be quick.

Marry Projared because he's kind of the most normal out of the three, also it can be a sexless marriage where we both are just married by law but fucking other people.

Kill onion

Anonymous 08/26/20 (Wed) 08:17:15 PM No. 616128

Who the fuck are any of these people

Anonymous 08/26/20 (Wed) 08:17:54 PM No. 616131

>>616128
Are u serious anon

Anonymous 08/26/20 (Wed) 08:19:03 PM No. 616132

>>616074
I only know shayna but-

Fuck C
Kill A because I don't know what it is.

Marry Shayna because I follow her & feel like I could help her get her life on track.

Anonymous 08/26/20 (Wed) 08:20:44 PM No. 616133

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Yes there is correct answer. Yes I will hurt those who choose wrong.

Anonymous 08/26/20 (Wed) 08:21:17 PM No. 616135

>>616091
This is easy-

Marry Shayna
Kill Luna
Fuck Moo ( i like fat girls)

>>616095
I also feel bad doing "kill" for these people

Anonymous 08/26/20 (Wed) 08:21:27 PM No. 616136

>>616073
same, and same logic

Anonymous 08/26/20 (Wed) 08:22:52 PM No. 616137

File: 1598473372582.jpg (952.88 KB, 1564x1564, IMG_20200827_012303.jpg)

Anonymous 08/26/20 (Wed) 08:23:02 PM No. 616138

>>616133
Fuck Todokori
Marry Zuko
Kill Gaara

Anonymous 08/26/20 (Wed) 08:23:26 PM No. 616140

Going by op's pic, I'd fuck and marry Jared because I can't fucking stand thr other two. I also have a strong sexual attraction to Jared even though he's a scumbag because I don't respect myself I guess.

Skeptic looks like the type to stare at himself in a mirror and get you to try to boost his confidence while acting like a dom daddy, which he's anything but.

And onision is just…onision.

Anonymous 08/26/20 (Wed) 08:25:33 PM No. 616145

>>616137
this is hard
I'd 100% marry James

but I don't want to fuck Shane and I think him and Jeffree are the same level of killable to me.

So I guess…it comes down to who I want to fuck more.
ugh.
Shane says he was digging up his ass and stinking up planes, so Kill Shane and fuck Jeffree.
I feel so gross.

Anonymous 08/26/20 (Wed) 08:27:32 PM No. 616150

>>616133
-sweat-
Fuck Todoroki
Marry Gaara
Kill Zuko
I'm sorry!!!
>>616137
None of them will fuck me so I win.

Anonymous 08/26/20 (Wed) 08:29:39 PM No. 616152

>>616150
Shane and Jeffree say they are bisexual (doubt) and I can swear James did as well.

Anonymous 08/26/20 (Wed) 08:30:09 PM No. 616153

>>616137
Marry James I unironically like him, he seems really sweet to me
Fuck Jeffree
Kill Shane

I woulda fucked Shane considering he's the only one who actually like women, but I don't think I could bear the stinkiness.

Anonymous 08/26/20 (Wed) 08:32:45 PM No. 616155

>>616137
marry james, fuck jeffree, kill shane
james a cute twink and he seems nice

Anonymous 08/26/20 (Wed) 08:33:29 PM No. 616156

>>616091
Fuck momo
Maryy tuna
Kill shay

Anonymous 08/26/20 (Wed) 08:36:58 PM No. 616158

>>616137

Marry James
Fuck Shane
Kill Jeffree

James is cute and seems nice, Shane is gross but Jeffree seems more gross for some reason

Anonymous 08/26/20 (Wed) 08:39:11 PM No. 616159

>>616140
Back to the shameful attraction thread with you!

Anonymous 08/26/20 (Wed) 08:40:06 PM No. 616160

>>616133
marry Todoroki
fuck Gaara
kill Zuko

>>616137
marry James
fuck Jeffree
kill Shane

Anonymous 08/26/20 (Wed) 08:42:54 PM No. 616163

>>616133
oh my god the things i would do to have a foursome with these three. best boys

Anonymous 08/26/20 (Wed) 08:51:40 PM No. 616168

File: 1598475100776.png (235.37 KB, 403x394, fmk.PNG)

sorry for my retarded editing anyway-

Lillie
Taylor
Shayna

Anonymous 08/26/20 (Wed) 08:55:55 PM No. 616171

Fuck Pregory
Kill Projared
Marry Onision

This was the hardest game of FMK to be honest.

Anonymous 08/26/20 (Wed) 09:00:59 PM No. 616173

Fuck projared
Marry onision
Kill preg

This was HARD but preg is too repulsive so he had to go.

Anonymous 08/26/20 (Wed) 09:04:29 PM No. 616177

>>616137
Marry Jeffree (because he's rich as fuck)
Fuck James
Kill Shane

Anonymous 08/26/20 (Wed) 09:05:56 PM No. 616178

>>616177
>>616173
how can you degenerates marry onion wtf

Anonymous 08/26/20 (Wed) 09:07:46 PM No. 616179

Jeffree is ugly but I bet out of the three he either has the biggest dick or the smallest one.
I'd fuck him because I could'nt stand fucking Shane he probably has dick cheese and a tiny pinky dick.

James is at least somewhat attractive and somewhat nice. He has money and isn't ugly like Shane and Jeffree. He also has the best body.

Anonymous 08/26/20 (Wed) 09:07:59 PM No. 616181

>>616168
Marry Shayna
Fuck TND
Kill Lillee

Anonymous 08/26/20 (Wed) 09:08:18 PM No. 616182

>>616178
It'd be entertaining to watch him flip the fuck out and he likes death note.

Anonymous 08/26/20 (Wed) 09:10:14 PM No. 616184

>>616133
Fuck Zuuko
Marry Todoroki
Kill Gaara
I've never watched Naruto

Anonymous 08/26/20 (Wed) 09:40:32 PM No. 616191

Am I allowed to kill myself?

Anonymous 08/26/20 (Wed) 10:01:50 PM No. 616208

>>616191
no

Anonymous 08/26/20 (Wed) 10:17:26 PM No. 616221

>>616208
I love my dog but he’s lived a full and healthy life, rip

Anonymous 08/26/20 (Wed) 10:19:42 PM No. 616226

>>616133
Fuck Gaara
Marry Zukko
Kill Todokori

>>616137
Fuck Jeffree (Shane is way too greasy and he looks like as if he smells like cheetos…)
Marry James
Kill Shane

Anonymous 08/26/20 (Wed) 10:23:15 PM No. 616231

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Anonymous 08/26/20 (Wed) 10:23:18 PM No. 616232

>>616137
Fuck James
>only downside being I know my strap gonna smell like ten cans of bounce that ass)
Marry Jeffree
>he’s literally the richest girls, only right answer. House so big you could be on opposite ends and never hear or see each other.
Kill Shane
>Duh

Anonymous 08/26/20 (Wed) 10:23:51 PM No. 616233

>>616231
You’re sick

Anonymous 08/26/20 (Wed) 10:24:34 PM No. 616234

>>616231
Kill myself. There is no choice.

Anonymous 08/26/20 (Wed) 10:25:14 PM No. 616236

>>616091
Marry the Moo, fuck Shay, kill Tuna (sorry Tuna).

Anonymous 08/26/20 (Wed) 10:28:57 PM No. 616238

>>616137
>no one will kill Jeffree

Ughhhhhhhhh ladies he doesn't deserve life. Just give Shane a bath before you fuck and marry twee James if you want a little bit of spending alimony sheeeeeeeeesh.

Anonymous 08/26/20 (Wed) 10:29:58 PM No. 616239

>>616231
nick is like taking the face off a 2000s nickelodeon actor and photoshopping it on a deadbeat alcoholic uncle

Anonymous 08/26/20 (Wed) 10:31:56 PM No. 616241

Fuck onion, marry Jared, kill Preg

>>616091
Fuck moo, marry Luna, kill Shayna

>>616137
Fuck Shane, marry James, kill Jeffree

Anonymous 08/26/20 (Wed) 10:34:41 PM No. 616245

>>616238
If we marry Jeffree we can murder him under mysterious circumstances anon, we are the smart ones.

Anonymous 08/26/20 (Wed) 10:34:55 PM No. 616246

Kill Onion
Reluctantly fuck Skeptic
Marry Jared

Anonymous 08/26/20 (Wed) 10:42:34 PM No. 616256

>>616246
Adding

>>616091
Fuck Tuna
Marry Moo
Kill Shayna

>>616168
Fuck TD
Marry Shayna
Kill Lillee

>>616231
Fuck Nick
Marry Orlin
Kill Trisha

>>616137
Fuck James
Marry Shane
Kill Jeffree

Anonymous 08/26/20 (Wed) 10:44:34 PM No. 616258

>>616256
>Fuck Nick
>Fuck Tuna
Actual mad lass

Anonymous 08/26/20 (Wed) 11:22:49 PM No. 616283

>>616231
nope can't answer.
Nik is gross and his dick looks gross, I HATE Orlan's voice, his lisp, his mustache, how he looks everything.
And trisha is just disgusting. Nope. I don't have pets either so I lose nothing in this one. I give up.

Anonymous 08/26/20 (Wed) 11:42:27 PM No. 616291

>>616231
Marry Orlin
Fuck Trisha
Kill Nick

Before this year Orlin was a very caring healthy husband, I think a lot of this literal shitshow and fatting up for the feeders is a charade to help Nicks channel. He can't be okay deciding to ruin himself for money, but when it comes to character, out of the bunch he's a casualty

Trisha is gross but at least she tries sometimes.

Nick's brand is scat, screaming, being insufferable, farting and shitting himself there's no way I could be around that much less fuck it

Funny enough Nick ruined himself by deciding to become a more extreme version of Trisha, if this was years ago my answer would have been completely flipped

Anonymous 08/27/20 (Thu) 01:04:15 AM No. 616331

>>616056
fuck skeptic regretfully
marry jared
kill onion

>>616074
fuck c because idk who c is
marry shay
kill ariana

>>616091
fuck shay
marry luna
kill moo

>>616137
fuck jeffree
marry james
kill shane

>>616168
fuck tnd
marry shay
kill lillee

>>616231
none of the above hard pass

Anonymous 08/27/20 (Thu) 01:33:15 AM No. 616344

>>616133
Marry todoroki
Fuck gaara
Kill zuko

Anonymous 08/27/20 (Thu) 01:49:18 AM No. 616357

ah fuck I'm not up on my cows enough I don't know the middle one. so uh, fuck middle, and I guess marry jarred and kill onision. normally I'd be the other way around with jarred and oni but I feel like I'd get the free ride with jarred but he'd be off cheating so I wouldn't have to actually do any of my "wifely" duties. where as I feel like oni would deprave me of basic living needs and actually expect "wifely" duties while roping me into weird grooming

honestly I'd have married the middle guy but that means I'd have to fuck either jarred or onision and I'm not fucking either of them

Anonymous 08/27/20 (Thu) 01:51:44 AM No. 616359

>>616137
I'm a James simp so I'd marry him (he's cute <3) kill Jefart, unfortunately fuck Shane then vomit uncontrollably afterward.

Anonymous 08/27/20 (Thu) 01:58:13 AM No. 616362

>>616056
Fuck Jared…if I close my eyes it will be over fast
Kill Onision…do I even need to explain this one
Marry Preg…he and jared are basically equal to me but preg is at least somewhat decent looking. I can't justify being married to someone as ugly as Jared

>>616137
Fuck Shane…he's creepy
Kill Jeffree…he's an actual psychopath scumbag and easily the worst of the three
Marry James…he is annoying but seems okay otherwise

Anonymous 08/27/20 (Thu) 03:23:18 AM No. 616398

>>616231
this is the worst one anon
Fuck Orlin
Marry Trisha
Kill Nick

Anonymous 08/27/20 (Thu) 03:47:03 AM No. 616408

>>616133
Fuck todoroki
marry zuko
kill gaara
>>616137
Fuck shane (shower him first)
Marry James
Kill Jeffree

Anonymous 08/27/20 (Thu) 05:37:59 AM No. 616443

>marry preg
>implying you'd make it past the engagement stage

Anonymous 08/27/20 (Thu) 05:41:28 AM No. 616445

>>616443
lmfao anon

Anonymous 08/27/20 (Thu) 09:36:40 AM No. 616552

>>616056
Kill myself.

Anonymous 08/27/20 (Thu) 10:04:36 AM No. 616570

Marry Jared because he seems to be the most normal and I hate him the least.

Fuck Preg because it wouldn't last long and I'll never have to see him again afterwards.

Kill Onision. No explanation needed.

Anonymous 08/27/20 (Thu) 10:06:33 AM No. 616571

Kill Onision obviously, I don't know who B is so I'll marry him and be unfaithful if he's awful and I guess I'll fuck Jared because I can pretend it didn't happen.

Anonymous 08/27/20 (Thu) 10:55:18 AM No. 616592

>>616056
Fuck Preg but I'd have to drink a shitton before, fat fucks disgust me. With any luck I'll throw up in his face.
Marry Jared and get him a taste of his own "poly" medicine sleeping with other guys while neglecting him.
Kill Onision because obvious reasons.

Anonymous 08/27/20 (Thu) 12:48:15 PM No. 616647

>>616133
Marry Zuko because he's a great fire lord and redeemed human being, fuck Todoroki because he's a cute but his familly is too overbearing and alive for my taste,kill Gaara to end his misery.

Anonymous 08/27/20 (Thu) 06:16:45 PM No. 616854

>>616056
Kill onion
Fuck Greg (ew)
Marry Jared I guess

>>616137
Fuck Shane (and cry)
Marry James
Kill Jeffree

>>616091
Fuck moo
Marry Shay
Kill Luna

Anonymous 08/28/20 (Fri) 11:07:58 AM No. 617446

File: 1598612878575.png (1.04 MB, 1397x539, 1586528371171.png)

Anonymous 08/28/20 (Fri) 11:17:59 AM No. 617453

>>617446
fuck kiwi (i don't think she looks that bad)
marry robert
kill the ugly troon

Anonymous 08/28/20 (Fri) 11:35:15 AM No. 617470

>>617453
I agree with you. Except I disagree that kiwi doesn't look bad. Maybe if she took off her makeup and wiped the dumb smile off her face.

Anonymous 08/28/20 (Fri) 12:18:09 PM No. 617495

File: 1598617088822.jpg (1.64 MB, 6938x2484, Untitled-1.jpg)

yellow fever edition

Anonymous 08/28/20 (Fri) 12:21:48 PM No. 617496

>>617495
fuck venus' ex
marry tay's rich af hubby and live the comfy life
kill the other guy because he ugly af

Anonymous 08/28/20 (Fri) 12:21:57 PM No. 617497

>>617495
Marry arm man, fuck Maneki and Kill Sora.

Anonymous 08/28/20 (Fri) 12:31:44 PM No. 617502

>>617495
marry taylor's husband (because he's rich)
fuck manaki
kill sora (he deserves it)

Anonymous 08/28/20 (Fri) 12:45:37 PM No. 617513

>>617495
Kill Taylor's husband (he's a pimp), marry Manaki, kill Sora.

Anonymous 08/28/20 (Fri) 01:13:11 PM No. 617530

File: 1598620391555.jpg (68.5 KB, 1280x720, maxresdefault.jpg)

I would
>marry Charlie, he's sweet, i don't think I'd do anything with him
>kill Dennis
Bang mac, he's alright looking but gay so he probably wouldn't enjoy it

Anonymous 08/28/20 (Fri) 02:28:48 PM No. 617565

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Anonymous 08/28/20 (Fri) 02:37:23 PM No. 617569

>>617565
This one is easy.
Bang Putin
Marry english man
Kill trump

Anonymous 08/28/20 (Fri) 02:37:27 PM No. 617570

>>617495
Fuck the Chinese uncle (and blackmail for a fat payout)
Marry Manaki
Kill Sora, he looks crusty and like he doesn’t know how STDs work

Anonymous 08/28/20 (Fri) 02:44:40 PM No. 617572

>>617569
agreed

Anonymous 08/28/20 (Fri) 02:52:24 PM No. 617581

>>617565
>laughs in /g/
You mere mortals thought this would disgust us? I’m strumming myself as we speak.

Anonymous 08/28/20 (Fri) 03:10:02 PM No. 617591

>>617581
you know how people post stuff like "i can't stop thinking about this post" "this post makes me cry/scream" "omg i'm dead", like an exaggerated response? it's a completely overdone and overused phrase. but your post? it made me emotionally hurt in a way i've never been hurt by a lolcow post before

Anonymous 08/28/20 (Fri) 03:29:18 PM No. 617602

>>617565
fuck dude in the middle 'cause I know very little of him and I can put a bag on his head or close my eyes and imagine someone else
marry Trump 'cause he is rich, it's not necessarry to hang out with him afterwards, just use him as a cash machine
kill Putin 'cause he's fucking evil and has been president for too long

Anonymous 08/28/20 (Fri) 10:14:59 PM No. 618096

>>617565
Fuck Putin
Marry middle man
Kill Trump

Anonymous 08/28/20 (Fri) 10:18:26 PM No. 618102

>>617446
Marry Kiwi (she's just June with a cuter face and June's not ugly)
Fuck whoever has the remaining one is
Kill Blaire.

Anonymous 08/28/20 (Fri) 11:17:08 PM No. 618146

>>617565
god why are you doing this to me

Kill Putin because he scares me more than Trump
Marry guy in the middle because he's not Trump or Putin
Fuck Trump because he's the only one left

Anonymous 08/28/20 (Fri) 11:25:41 PM No. 618153

File: 1598657141365.png (1.26 MB, 1200x900, thereisnohellok.png)

Lolcow marry fuck kill religion edition.

GO
>buddha
>jesus
>muhammad

Anonymous 08/28/20 (Fri) 11:29:54 PM No. 618161

>>618153
Fuck Jesus
Marry Buddah
Kill Muhammad
Obviously

Anonymous 08/28/20 (Fri) 11:32:32 PM No. 618162

>>618153
Marry Jesus ♥
Fuck Buddha (pre illumination)
Kill Muhammad

Anonymous 08/28/20 (Fri) 11:39:19 PM No. 618169

>>618161
This is the only right answer.

Anonymous 08/28/20 (Fri) 11:46:44 PM No. 618178

>>618161
same

Anonymous 08/28/20 (Fri) 11:51:47 PM No. 618181

File: 1598658706638.png (2.2 MB, 2026x622, nu.png)

Nu-metal (frontman) edition

>Limp Bizkit
> Slipknot
>Korn

Anonymous 08/28/20 (Fri) 11:55:23 PM No. 618184

>>618181
Fuck Corey
Marry Jon
Kill Fred

Anonymous 08/29/20 (Sat) 12:00:41 AM No. 618190

>>617495
Fuck Sora
Marry Chinese dude
I…can’t kill Manaki, he looks so innocent

Anonymous 08/29/20 (Sat) 12:09:59 AM No. 618197

File: 1598659798799.png (1.9 MB, 1807x731, fat.png)

Deathfat round

Anonymous 08/29/20 (Sat) 12:13:35 AM No. 618199

>>618197
Marry whichever one of them has life insurance.

Anonymous 08/29/20 (Sat) 12:23:57 AM No. 618206

>>618199
I loled.

Anonymous 08/29/20 (Sat) 12:24:03 AM No. 618207

File: 1598660643412.png (513.85 KB, 1700x850, moms.png)

lolcow moms edition

>margaret
>debbie
>laur

Anonymous 08/29/20 (Sat) 12:27:22 AM No. 618209

>>618207
Yikes this one is rough.

Marry Deb I guess
Fuck Marge. She's the cutest out of the 3
Kill Laur

Anonymous 08/29/20 (Sat) 12:36:57 AM No. 618214

>>618207
Marry Laur cuz I'm sure she'll inflate my ego
Fuck (and I'm sure be negged by) Marge
Kill Debbie bc she's fat and I would not have sex with her

Anonymous 08/29/20 (Sat) 12:39:28 AM No. 618219

>>618207
Marry Margo
Fuck Laur
Kill Debbie

Anonymous 08/29/20 (Sat) 01:11:47 AM No. 618241

>>618207
Fuck Margo, she has the nicest body out of the three
Marry Laur, then fuck her daughter cuz I like crazy chicks
Kill Deb, adopt pixy and get her the help she needs

Anonymous 08/29/20 (Sat) 01:37:02 AM No. 618262

File: 1598665022627.png (410.89 KB, 912x317, hontra-hbomb-vaush.png)

Breadtube edition

Anonymous 08/29/20 (Sat) 01:56:46 AM No. 618275

>>618262
ew.
Mary Harry

Kill Vaush- child porn defender, horse cock lover, ugly (even though they all are to me), he's gross.

Fuck Contra because chances are his dick is tiny and he won't be able to get it up and if he CAN it'd be quick.

Anonymous 08/29/20 (Sat) 02:54:18 AM No. 618324

>>618262
marry hbomb
fuck contra
kill vaushy

Anonymous 08/29/20 (Sat) 05:00:50 AM No. 618447

>>617565
This is somehow worse than the OP
Marry Borris Johnson because he seems the most tolerable out of the three (although that’s not saying much)
Fuck Putin even though he’s a manlet
Kill Trump because he’s fucking repulsive

Anonymous 08/29/20 (Sat) 05:15:39 AM No. 618454

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Sorry for bad collage

Anonymous 08/29/20 (Sat) 05:19:34 AM No. 618457

>>618454
Fuck Onision
Marry Jonathan (? i think thats his name)
Kill Lucas. I'm not young enough for him anyway

Anonymous 08/29/20 (Sat) 05:21:41 AM No. 618458

>>618275
Kek, no need to get it up, he'd asked you to fuck him in his boypussy anon, are you up for that?

Anonymous 08/29/20 (Sat) 05:25:43 AM No. 618461

Kill skeptic
Fuck Onision
Marry whatever the dude's name is

Anonymous 08/29/20 (Sat) 05:35:01 AM No. 618466

>>618454
Kill all but I HAVE to adhere to the rules then
Kill John
Fuck Onision(my soul is depleting)
Marry Lucas (then go femme fatale)

Anonymous 08/29/20 (Sat) 05:51:08 AM No. 618475

>>618458
I'd be down, means less contact between me and him.

Anonymous 08/29/20 (Sat) 07:12:05 AM No. 618496

>>618102
>cuter face
anon she has multiple tumors in her face kek also you're fucking an ugly troon (mayu)

Anonymous 08/29/20 (Sat) 07:16:58 AM No. 618497

>>618184
this is the correct answer

Anonymous 08/29/20 (Sat) 08:13:37 AM No. 618512

>>618181
Fuck Jon
Marry Corey (if that means i get to fuck him as much as I want in the future. if not switch Jon and Corey)
Kill Fred

Anonymous 08/29/20 (Sat) 08:30:07 AM No. 618517

>>618197
wait why does right pic have a fat forehead? No matter how fat you get your forehead doesn't. Who is she??

Marry left pic, kill right and…I can't even stomach imagining fucking any of these, I'm not even sure if any of my appendages could reach any of their holes. Slap centre pics tits around, whatever.

Anonymous 08/29/20 (Sat) 08:36:02 AM No. 618518

>>618517
That is the lovely Tammy Slaton

Anonymous 08/29/20 (Sat) 09:04:22 AM No. 618531

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>>618517
Kek, you just maried morbidly obese incarned drama, gorl. You're in for perpetual 'diet' and some actual (uterine) cancer.
You're in luck she's a lesbo, tho.

Anonymous 08/29/20 (Sat) 09:27:06 AM No. 618540

>>618197
Marry amber for her money (always suspected her relationships are non-sexual anyway)
Fuck chantal with a long broom handle
Kill slaton

Anonymous 08/29/20 (Sat) 09:34:59 AM No. 618543

>>616056
Fuck Greg, marry Jared, kill onion. I think you can convince Jared to have a poly relationship in which he does his own thing and I get an actual lover. He is also the least likely to force you to capitalize on you to make some buck. Onion deserves nothing. And I think you can convince Greg that you cannot continue after one orgasm and just fake one, it's not like he'd be knowledgable.

>>616137
Thanks, I hate this. Obviously marry James. I want to say fuck Shane and kill Jefree because Jefree might have some kink shit under his belt.

>>618153
Marry Jesus he is fine as hell. Fuck Buddha. Kill muhammed.

>>618207
Fuck Marge. Kill Deb. Marry Laur.

Anonymous 08/29/20 (Sat) 09:55:58 AM No. 618556

>>616074
fuck ariana, marry shay, kill tesah
>>616091
fuck moo (i've always found her face pretty attractive), kill luna to put her out of her misery, marry shay, divorce her in a month
>>616137
kill kill kill
>>616168
fuck shayna, marry taylor, kill lj
>>617530
fuck mac, marry charlie (i kinda have irl), kill dennis
>>617565
fuck putin, marry boris, kill trump
>>618153
fuck muhammad, marry buddha, kill jesus
>>618181
i dont know their names so i'm doing the whole band. fuck korn, marry slipknot, and kill biscuit man
>>618197
fuck the one on the left, marry the middle one, kill the one on the right
>>618207
fuck laur, marry margaret, kill debbie

Anonymous 08/29/20 (Sat) 11:38:09 AM No. 618606

>>618181
Marry Fred
Fuck Corey, with the mask on
Kill Jon

Anonymous 08/29/20 (Sat) 11:43:20 AM No. 618612

>>618556
>Kill Jesus
What's wrong with u?

Anonymous 08/29/20 (Sat) 11:56:33 AM No. 618618

>>618606
>Fuck Corey, with the mask on
yes. good taste
>Marry Fred
What

Anonymous 08/29/20 (Sat) 12:24:43 PM No. 618634

>>618612
It’s fine he has rez

Anonymous 08/29/20 (Sat) 12:42:20 PM No. 618643

>>618634
STOOOOP

Anonymous 08/29/20 (Sat) 08:51:32 PM No. 618895

>>618262
Fuck Contra, Marry Hbomb and kill vaush

Anonymous 08/29/20 (Sat) 11:43:20 PM No. 619000

>>618634
KEK

Anonymous 08/30/20 (Sun) 07:59:14 AM No. 619155

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This thread has me laughing.

Anonymous 08/30/20 (Sun) 08:16:29 AM No. 619159

>>619155
Ugh. Hard one.
Marry 1, don't really know her, so I guessing it's not to big of a cow.
Kil plainy and put her out of her fucking misery
fuck shiloh, I guess. She's a dramawhore now, but I kinda liked and sympathized with her years ago.

Anonymous 08/30/20 (Sun) 08:24:46 AM No. 619161

>>619155
Marry Regina (ew)

Fuck kainey (also ew)

Kill Shiloh

Anonymous 08/30/20 (Sun) 09:16:55 AM No. 619177

>>619155
Marry Lainey (yuck)
Fuck Regina (yuck)
Kill Shiloh (hell yeah)

Anonymous 08/30/20 (Sun) 09:41:12 AM No. 619186

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taylor dasha jeffree edition

Anonymous 08/30/20 (Sun) 11:41:19 AM No. 619216

>>619186
Fuck dasha
Marry Taylor
Kill Jeffree

Anonymous 08/30/20 (Sun) 12:02:13 PM No. 619221

>>616056
Kill Onion.
Fuck Jared.
Marry Preg (lmao it's never going to happen!)

>>616133
Fuck Zuko
Marry Gara
>Kill whoever that last character is

>>616137
Marry James
Fuck Jafar
Kill Shane

>>617446
Fuck Putin
Marry Boris
Kill Trump

>>619155
Marry Regina
Fuck Shiloh
Kill Lainey

Anonymous 08/30/20 (Sun) 02:08:18 PM No. 619253

>>619186
Fuck dasha
Marry jafar for the money
Kill taylor because of uh the animals i didn't think this through, i just want jafar's moneys

Anonymous 08/30/20 (Sun) 11:02:34 PM No. 619544

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Sorry ladies, you gotta do it or else all the kittens and puppies in the world die a slow, cruel, and painful death

Anonymous 08/31/20 (Mon) 06:43:43 AM No. 619702

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Anime pedophiles edition

Anonymous 08/31/20 (Mon) 06:46:43 AM No. 619705

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I guess the kill is pretty obvious but who will you fuck and marry?

Anonymous 08/31/20 (Mon) 06:48:12 AM No. 619707

>>619702
I thought the middle one was jon lennon at first

Anonymous 08/31/20 (Mon) 06:49:04 AM No. 619708

>>619707
That's probably what he was going for before he decided he wanted to be a blonde loli.

Anonymous 08/31/20 (Mon) 06:49:10 AM No. 619709

>>619544
Kill myself. Fucking hell, my pussy clenched in disgust at this collage.

Anonymous 08/31/20 (Mon) 06:50:27 AM No. 619710

>>619705
fuck hannibal
marry bateman
kill the other guy

Anonymous 08/31/20 (Mon) 06:54:02 AM No. 619712

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>>619710
>the other guy
That's buffalo bill u pleb
He had potential if he wasn't everything that he was.

Anonymous 08/31/20 (Mon) 07:17:11 AM No. 619728

>>619712
Goodbye horses plays gently in the background

Anonymous 08/31/20 (Mon) 07:59:07 AM No. 619737

>>619705
Marry hannibal
Fuck patrick
Kill buffalo bill

Anonymous 08/31/20 (Mon) 12:27:39 PM No. 619841

>>619712
Marry Hannibal
Fuck patrick
Give Buffalo Bill to Hannibal so he can eat him

Anonymous 08/31/20 (Mon) 12:49:10 PM No. 619852

>>619705
Fuck Hannibal
Marry Patrick
Kill Buffalo Bill

Anonymous 08/31/20 (Mon) 12:59:03 PM No. 619857

>>619705
God, I would love to fuck or marry Mads…
I like that everybody agrees on killing the proto tranny kek

Anonymous 09/05/20 (Sat) 06:46:14 PM No. 623671

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She is LiTEraLLy me Edition

Anonymous 09/05/20 (Sat) 06:48:37 PM No. 623672

>>623671
kill, fuck, marry

Anonymous 09/05/20 (Sat) 06:50:01 PM No. 623674

>>619705
Hannibal is actually good husband material. Bateman is good for a fuck.
Gumb is too damaged and doesn’t offer anything, so kill that mf

Anonymous 09/05/20 (Sat) 06:58:03 PM No. 623677

>>619705
Marry Hannibal, he’s a chef duhh
Kill Bateman jfc have you seen what he did to those prostitutes
Fuck Bill with a strap on and my eyes closed
>>623671
Fuck Leeloo
Marry Harley
Kill Ramona

Anonymous 09/05/20 (Sat) 07:09:17 PM No. 623681

>>617530
Wife Dennis, fuck Mac, kill Charlie. Yes this is based on degree of hotness.

Anonymous 09/05/20 (Sat) 08:17:48 PM No. 623722

>>623671
Damn i only know who the middle one is

Anonymous 09/05/20 (Sat) 08:18:04 PM No. 623723

>>623671
Marry, Marry, she looks a lot worse without that edgy hair so we're ignoring #3

Anonymous 09/05/20 (Sat) 08:19:56 PM No. 623727

>>623722
The 5th Element LeeLoo, and Scott Pilgrim's Ramona, both great movies, please watch asap

Anonymous 09/05/20 (Sat) 08:22:50 PM No. 623732

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Anonymous 09/05/20 (Sat) 08:26:12 PM No. 623733

>>623732
Fuck gun girl, marry communismkills, kill Loomer

Anonymous 09/05/20 (Sat) 08:29:34 PM No. 623736

>>623671
Marry Leeloo, fuck Ramona, kill Harley

Anonymous 09/05/20 (Sat) 08:33:44 PM No. 623738

>>619705
Fuck Buffalo Bill cause he’s genuinely really hot minus the trooning, marry Bateman for the money, and kill Hannibal

Anonymous 09/05/20 (Sat) 08:55:35 PM No. 623749

>>617530
Kill Dennis cause he’s a shithead, marry Charlie cause he’s the cutest sweetest little guy except for the stalking and I got a big ol crush on him, fuck Mac because I feel like he’d ragdoll me around trying to prove to himself that he’s tough and straight and shit and I’m into that

Anonymous 09/05/20 (Sat) 09:15:18 PM No. 623764

>>623749
>>617530
>Charlie
>Sweet
If you're not the waitress he's gonna fuck you over, remember this?

Anonymous 09/05/20 (Sat) 09:58:39 PM No. 623792

>>623764
One time, anon! One!

Anonymous 09/05/20 (Sat) 10:12:20 PM No. 623798

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Kill Onision. "Fuck" preggory (I could just have an uwu threesome where the most I have to do is watch and not have to do shit). Then have a lifeless marriage with pro jared where I'm not emotionally invested in the slightest and have an affair with someone else.

Anonymous 09/05/20 (Sat) 10:16:43 PM No. 623800

>>623798
God damn ProJared has all the farmers line up to marry him kek

Anonymous 09/05/20 (Sat) 10:31:51 PM No. 623811

>>623671
kill, fuck, and marry

Anonymous 09/05/20 (Sat) 10:35:46 PM No. 623816

>>623764
I don’t know about that, ever since the Dennises Double Life episode he seems pretty much over her. And didn’t he have a thing with that tall Russian lady when the gang went to the Poconos?

Anonymous 09/05/20 (Sat) 10:36:43 PM No. 623817

>>623671
Why does everyone wanna kill Leeloo when she’s very clearly best girl?

Anonymous 09/05/20 (Sat) 10:47:20 PM No. 623827

>>623817
Cuz she's before these zoomers' time

Anonymous 09/05/20 (Sat) 10:53:47 PM No. 623830

>>619702
idk the other two but GaijinGoomba has to die

Anonymous 09/06/20 (Sun) 09:05:45 AM No. 624032

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>>616091
only entered this thread because of the funny post thread. the only way I could do shay like those anons would be from a distance. marry Luna <3, eff Moo, kill Shay

Anonymous 09/06/20 (Sun) 09:17:38 AM No. 624035

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>>624032
wearing pic related

Anonymous 09/06/20 (Sun) 01:48:35 PM No. 624110

>>623671
Finally, this one's easy as fuck.
Fuck Leeloo, marry Harley, kill Ramona.

Anonymous 09/08/20 (Tue) 10:06:21 AM No. 625156

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>>616056
>Fuck Preg
He won't give me an STD
>Kill Onion
Self-explanatory
>Marry Jared
I do have some conditions: Sad posts are limited to once a month, and he has to wear the Diath costume. 24/7. No exceptions.
I think he's the "richest" out of the three, so that's a plus.

Anonymous 09/08/20 (Tue) 10:11:25 AM No. 625157

>>619705
Marry Hannibal, will bring my own meat for him to cook
Kill Bateman
Fuck Buffalo Bill

Anonymous 09/08/20 (Tue) 04:52:42 PM No. 625379

>>623764
Thank you I hate Charlie simps

Anonymous 09/08/20 (Tue) 06:55:43 PM No. 625492

>>625156
>sadposts
>once a month
jared will divorce you in a hot minute.

Anonymous 09/08/20 (Tue) 10:32:52 PM No. 625646

>>616056
Fuck Sceptic, marry Jared, kill Onion.

>>616114
Fuck Eric, marry Jared, kill Don Jr.

>>617565
Fuck Putin, marry Trump, kill Boris.

>>616137
Fuck James, marry Jeffree, kill Shane.

Anonymous 09/08/20 (Tue) 10:35:28 PM No. 625647

>>617530
Fuck Mac
Marry Dennis
Kill Charlie

Anonymous 09/08/20 (Tue) 10:50:53 PM No. 625660

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Far-right youtuber edition.

Fuck Crowder, marry Watson, kill Shapiro.

Anonymous 09/08/20 (Tue) 10:53:33 PM No. 625661

>>625660
Marry Watson, idk much about him so he's the most bearable
Fuck Shapiro, even though he can't get me wet
Kill Crowder

Anonymous 09/08/20 (Tue) 10:56:05 PM No. 625663

>>625660
Marry Crowder
Fuck Ben
Kill Paul (he's probably the most repulsive to me out of the three)
>>617530
Kill Charlie (he's the nicest but I can't live with someone with godawful hygiene
Fuck Dennis
Marry Mac

Anonymous 09/08/20 (Tue) 11:04:41 PM No. 625670

>>625660
kill watson
fuck crowder
marry shapiro

Anonymous 09/08/20 (Tue) 11:39:09 PM No. 625687

a cucumber, a zucchini, a pickle (all are the same size)

Anonymous 09/08/20 (Tue) 11:43:56 PM No. 625689

>>625687
Eat cucumber, plant zuccini, tickle the pickle

Anonymous 09/09/20 (Wed) 04:33:51 AM No. 625826

File: 1599626031050.png (2.01 MB, 1800x660, fuckmarrykill.png)

peter murphy, andrew eldritch, robert smith

Anonymous 09/09/20 (Wed) 05:07:41 AM No. 625833

>>625687
fuck cucumber, marry pickle, kill zucchini

Anonymous 09/09/20 (Wed) 08:23:57 AM No. 625908

>>625689
fuck cucumber, marry zucchini, kill pickle

Anonymous 09/09/20 (Wed) 09:07:53 AM No. 625923

>>625826
Get wasted enough to fuck Peter Murphy before gladly marrying the cinnamon roll that is Robert Smith. Our marriage would be platonic but full of warmth as we support each other in persuing our creative goals from a sprawling English country house. Kill Andrew Eldrich.

Anonymous 09/12/20 (Sat) 04:32:42 AM No. 628487

Johnny, Mark, and Denny from The Room

Anonymous 09/12/20 (Sat) 04:51:05 AM No. 628493

>>623722
t. child

Anonymous 09/12/20 (Sat) 07:46:46 AM No. 628546

>>623671
kill whats-her-face, fuck hq, marry leeloo

Anonymous 09/13/20 (Sun) 12:53:06 AM No. 629141

>>625826
fuck peter murphy (at least he was cute when he was young), marry robert smith (god bless that old man), kill andrew eldritch cause hes an asshole

Anonymous 09/17/20 (Thu) 10:42:24 PM No. 632636

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Anonymous 09/17/20 (Thu) 10:43:47 PM No. 632639

>>632636
fuck pj, marry bjork, kill tori

Anonymous 09/17/20 (Thu) 10:45:23 PM No. 632643

>>632639
yep I second this

Anonymous 09/17/20 (Thu) 10:46:48 PM No. 632644

>>632636
fuck bjork, marry polly jean because she's perfect in every way, kill tori because she does not deserve to be in a pic with these two lmao

Anonymous 09/17/20 (Thu) 10:53:58 PM No. 632651

>>632636
Marry Kate Bush, kill these three

Anonymous 09/17/20 (Thu) 10:58:57 PM No. 632655

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>>632651
no.

Anonymous 09/17/20 (Thu) 11:17:53 PM No. 632671

>>632639
>>632644
damn, what’s with all the tori hate? her 90s albums were pretty good