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No. 54246

So, I've taken a coworker out to eat a couple of times during our lunch break. Well, I finally noticed that her arms and legs are covered in scabby bites. In the middle of winter. Almost immediately, I found a baby bedbug. And now, we're treating the whole house and are mega close to wanting to set it on fire. I've always been rather paranoid about the idea of those nasty fuckers, and now I got em for real. Which really grosses me out. I can't think of any other possible scenario in which I could've gotten them, I'm already aware of their evil.

Have any of you gotten subjected to those nasty fuckers? What did you do about it?

No. 54271

>>54246
stop smoking ice

No. 54275

Once I had to live in an incredibly shitty apartment complex where everything was broken, mold-infested, there was a cockroach issue, and everyone in the whole place had bedbugs which easily spread through the crappy structure of the building. Obviously given the living situation you can imagine I didn't have much money so it took me a while to afford an exterminator cause damn they are expensive. At the worst time right before I finally got those goddamned things killed I had 200 bites all over my body and face at once (I counted). This was a long time ago and my fiance still jolts up in bed and murders any bug he feels crawling on him because of the fear of bedbugs. Get it over and done with ASAP so their population doesn't grow and make sure clothing, suitcases, AND BOOKS are all scoped out. I also learned from my exterminator to always check hotel beds and flip through the pages of used books before bringing them home.

No. 54277

>>54271
Funny joke and all but these fuckers are actual monstrosities.

No. 54286

A few years back I remember my cousin bringing them over from her trip to mexico. I had let her sleep on my bed and my life went to hell after she left. They were the toughest little shits to get rid of and honestly the only way I did it was dousing the carpets with tea tree oil and poison everyday and then shampooing/vacuuming the fuck out of it afterward. and I had literally set my bed on fire because it was too far gone. Since they spread fast, we also had to set our couches on fire someplace remote to make sure they'd just fucking die.

I mean we tried a lot of weird shit. I remember we had a really nice comfy bed so we wanted to try to salvage it in any way we could. We wrapped it in plastic and put a few bug bombs in there and tightly packed it, left it in the sun (was during the summer, in a heat wave) and still those fuckers survived. No idea how, I mean that bed at the point was a fluffy poison cloud of hell.

It's like they their once small community had tripled in size in under a week. I don't know if there's certain types of bedbugs, but these were mexican super bedbugs or some shit. We had doused our curtains with lavender oil, put poison around the threshold of the doors in each room, bomb the fuck out of the place, put all our pillows, blankets, and clothes on high heat in several different laundromat dryers. It was incredibly expensive to get rid of this infestation.

Eventually their community dwindled and I hadn't had to deal with a bite or nip ever again from a bedbug. Although it really sucks having to worry when at a hotel that you'll possibly bring them back home again, so like anon said in >>54275 always check the mattresses, books, couches, anything before you stay.

No. 54295

These ugly little creeps are so disgusting.
When the female bed bud is engorged with blood during one of their little feasts and too lethargic, the males will circle her and literally…gang rape her.
Oh, that's not all.
The bitch bedbugs don't have coochies.
So to impregnate them, the males literally impale them through the abdomen with their needle peni and inject the wound with sperm. Hello bed bug babies.

No. 54297

>>54295
#wow #whoa

nature is so gross rape is a sochul canwstruckt

No. 54307

they may actually be needle marks and be pure coincidence.

No. 54319

>>54297
…chill



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