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Ausfag Thread Anonymous 12/12/15 (Sat) 05:48:41 AM No. 50096

For all you filthy Aussie lurkers and people curious about the BONZA culture.

FriendlyJordies for PM

Anonymous 12/12/15 (Sat) 10:40:46 AM No. 50266

eating some zooper doopers rn coz the weather is lovely here in brizzie

Anonymous 12/12/15 (Sat) 10:52:41 AM No. 50267

Cold as shit in Sydney.

Anonymous 12/12/15 (Sat) 08:49:50 PM No. 50448

>>50266
my mum would only let me have the quelch icypoles growing up and i was always so excited to go see my fam in brizvegas because they had zooper doopers

>>50267
im in syd as well, looks like another shity day

Anonymous 12/13/15 (Sun) 04:20:46 AM No. 50597

Zooper Doopers from best to worst,

Lime
Fairy Floss
Raspberry
Bubblegum
Cola
Blackcurrant
Pineapple
Orange

Anonymous 12/13/15 (Sun) 05:15:47 AM No. 50602

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>>50448
>my mum would only let me have the quelch icypoles growing up and i was always so excited to go see my fam in brizvegas because they had zooper doopers

this is a joke right

Anonymous 12/13/15 (Sun) 06:00:50 AM No. 50604

>>50597
Fairy Floss and Cola should be higher but I agree

Anonymous 12/13/15 (Sun) 07:13:33 AM No. 50611

>>50266
Me too man. I'm slurping on some Space Pineapple.

Anonymous 12/13/15 (Sun) 08:32:28 AM No. 50617

>>50597
Fairyfloss and Bubblegum should be higher but other than that you're completely right.

Anonymous 12/13/15 (Sun) 09:39:38 AM No. 50619

>>50597

Have you even tried the "Jaffa" or banana that shits bad.

Anonymous 12/13/15 (Sun) 08:58:52 PM No. 50685

>>50619
nooo, i havent been rich enough to waste money on flavours i know i wont want

Anonymous 12/14/15 (Mon) 12:06:37 AM No. 50766

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so close to xmas!
im keen for ham, bongs and beach cricket

Anonymous 12/14/15 (Mon) 12:27:08 AM No. 50768

what the fuck.
Is this a satire thread?
everyone here is trying way too hard.

Anonymous 12/14/15 (Mon) 01:58:20 AM No. 50798

>>50768
pretty sure partly satire but I'm definitely confident that fairy floss is one of the best flavours of zooper dooper.

Anonymous 12/14/15 (Mon) 04:33:57 AM No. 50926

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just woke up, having some brekky bongs with a milo. good shit. whoever said that lime zooper doopers are the best is fucking retarded. anyway everyone knows sunnyboys are the best icypoles

Anonymous 12/14/15 (Mon) 06:29:18 AM No. 51125

>>50768
too aussie for ya mate?
its all real

Anonymous 12/23/15 (Wed) 12:06:28 AM No. 53958

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bogan pride

Anonymous 12/31/15 (Thu) 03:05:07 AM No. 55050

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The Zooper Dooper robot is so fucking handsome, oh my god

Anonymous 12/31/15 (Thu) 07:10:14 AM No. 55167

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>>55050
whats the word for being sexually attracted to robots.
Robosexual I guess. Hows that working out for you?

Anonymous 12/31/15 (Thu) 09:03:02 AM No. 55242

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need more sheilas in the chat

Anonymous 12/31/15 (Thu) 09:23:11 AM No. 55243

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So random.

Anonymous 12/31/15 (Thu) 09:44:18 AM No. 55244

>>55243

> My breasts would have been bigger but I had an eating disorder in year eight so they didn't develop properly.

Anonymous 01/01/16 (Fri) 02:38:36 PM No. 55426

I'd just like to say its absolutely shameful that there aren't more of you sluzzas being active on this site.

Anonymous 01/02/16 (Sat) 01:36:51 AM No. 55528

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>>55426
I'd say it's a bloody disgrace that you'd come onto a predominately female-populated board and try to razz on us, ya dog

Anonymous 01/02/16 (Sat) 03:33:58 AM No. 55542

>>55528
No fucking way id razz on you, i can smell your filthy minge from here.

Pull ya head in love.

Anonymous 01/02/16 (Sat) 04:59:18 AM No. 55557

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>>55542
Is that you, Tony? Still bitter about being chucked out of office, I see. Or maybe it's because of that lezzo daughter of yours, I'll have you know I drank from that furry cup while you were still the health minister.

Anonymous 01/02/16 (Sat) 05:54:02 AM No. 55567

>>55542
this is more britfag than ausfag

Anonymous 01/02/16 (Sat) 09:30:23 PM No. 55693

>>55557
Btw did you know that the elder of the Abbott girls loves getting on dingers and had anal in a Max Brenner bathroom?

Must be hard keeping up appearances for Daddy.

Anonymous 01/03/16 (Sun) 01:49:07 AM No. 55753

>>55693
Think you mean pingers there, dickhead. Unless you're saying she rides a giant inflated dinger around, which seems reasonable for an abbot.

Anonymous 01/03/16 (Sun) 05:21:41 AM No. 55778

>>55753
haha dont speak if you dont know what youre talking about http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Dinger&defid=5209885

Anonymous 01/03/16 (Sun) 09:55:03 AM No. 55818

ill fick dich in den Arsch mit der Schere

Anonymous 01/03/16 (Sun) 10:19:38 AM No. 55819

>>55818
Try it cunt

Anonymous 01/03/16 (Sun) 11:19:59 AM No. 55825

Look at all the culture in this thread.

Anonymous 01/03/16 (Sun) 11:45:36 AM No. 55831

>>55825
Fair representation of my country.

Anonymous 01/04/16 (Mon) 03:31:28 AM No. 56025

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>>55825
Summernats is on in 2 days, is that enough culture for you??

Anonymous 01/04/16 (Mon) 11:41:03 AM No. 56084

>>55778
Where the fuck are you from mate?
Mandurah, kalgoorlie, Latrobe Valley, Melbourne Perth and most of noarlunga all call em pingers too. Fuckin kids I swear to god ya mum shoulda smacked your arse growin up.

Anonymous 01/04/16 (Mon) 09:57:39 PM No. 56170

>>56084
clearly you aren't in the drug scene, pingers and dingers are interchangeable.

Anonymous 01/05/16 (Tue) 03:01:18 AM No. 56496

>>56170
Not since 2010 love. Can only be a teen for so long ya know?

Fuck, who'd wanna be a part of that scene now though? Its all wankers ice chewing through their own faces, publicly making babies to neglect and making my life as a CSW hell or dirty lookin biccies ( or dingers as you call them, even though for anyone over 24 a dinger is only ever a condom lel) in a club full of testicular-cancery gymbros

Anonymous 01/05/16 (Tue) 03:24:56 AM No. 56523

>>56496
oh 100% fuck the australian drug scene.

zero quality and zero consistancy

Anonymous 01/12/16 (Tue) 10:32:18 AM No. 58885

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so i found this doujinshi that someone chucked an aussie accent on. im pretty much laughing to hard to get off

Anonymous 01/12/16 (Tue) 11:34:58 AM No. 58891

>>58885

There's a video on YouTube that has two guys doing a reading of it. It had me almost screaming.

Anonymous 01/12/16 (Tue) 12:22:02 PM No. 58894

>>58891
Link?

Anonymous 01/13/16 (Wed) 04:26:57 AM No. 59098

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>>58885

>>58891
give us the link you sack of shit

Anonymous 01/13/16 (Wed) 04:28:13 AM No. 59099

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>>58885

Anonymous 01/13/16 (Wed) 04:28:44 AM No. 59100

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>>58885

Anonymous 01/13/16 (Wed) 04:31:03 AM No. 59101

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Anonymous 01/13/16 (Wed) 04:32:31 AM No. 59102

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>>58885

Anonymous 01/13/16 (Wed) 04:39:58 AM No. 59103

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>>58885
you alright there mate?

Anonymous 01/13/16 (Wed) 06:56:31 AM No. 59114

okay, this is fucking hilarious

Anonymous 01/13/16 (Wed) 08:02:54 AM No. 59118

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>>58885
>>59114
im trying not to spam, heres some more

Anonymous 01/13/16 (Wed) 08:03:50 AM No. 59119

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>>58885

Anonymous 01/13/16 (Wed) 08:30:46 AM No. 59121

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>>58885

Anonymous 01/13/16 (Wed) 08:31:23 AM No. 59122

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>>58885

Anonymous 01/13/16 (Wed) 08:32:46 AM No. 59123

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>>58885

Anonymous 01/13/16 (Wed) 08:34:55 AM No. 59124

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>>58885
Whenever someone says that they think the Australian accent is sexy, I have a hard time believing they've ever heard it

Anonymous 01/13/16 (Wed) 08:36:10 AM No. 59125

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>>58885

Anonymous 01/13/16 (Wed) 08:46:45 AM No. 59128

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>>58885
FUCK ME SIDEWAYS

Anonymous 01/13/16 (Wed) 08:47:19 AM No. 59129

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>>58885

Anonymous 01/13/16 (Wed) 10:49:14 AM No. 59139

>>59129
This is 100% my people. wipes tear, drinks beer

Anonymous 02/09/16 (Tue) 11:07:15 AM No. 68047

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I found this amazing webcomic, I hope this stirs some patriotism in your cold dead ausfag hearts

>bunch of hopefully amusing people known as the eight state capital cities of Australia
>moe anthropomorphization comic - in the vein of Hetalia, Afganisu-tan and the OS-tans

Anonymous 02/09/16 (Tue) 11:08:00 AM No. 68048

>>68047
dropped my link

http://southerncross.thewebcomic.com/comics/1887030/postprologue-1/

Anonymous 02/10/16 (Wed) 05:00:29 AM No. 68433

>>68047
>All white
>No Asian
>Not drunk
>Not sluts
Inaccurate

Anonymous 02/10/16 (Wed) 06:58:28 AM No. 68474

>>68433
Melbourne should be asian

Anonymous 02/10/16 (Wed) 08:17:02 AM No. 68490

one time there was a survey thing posted on 4chan that showed you the location of people who responded by putting a red mark on a world map. the larger the mark, the more people from that general location that responded.

America was bright red, as was the UK.

When it came to Australia it looked like Rudolph with Perth as his nose.

Why are there so many shitposters in Perth?

Anonymous 02/10/16 (Wed) 08:17:46 AM No. 68491

>>68047
I want to party with Brisbane

Anonymous 02/10/16 (Wed) 08:20:22 AM No. 68492

>>50602
I just looked that shit up, those are all real things

Anonymous 02/10/16 (Wed) 11:44:53 AM No. 68509

>>68474
Either an Asian or an Instagram goth.

Perth should be a bleach blonde tanstrosity in a $300 dress with six bottles of wine.

Anonymous 02/10/16 (Wed) 11:54:13 AM No. 68511

>>68047

this is the most inaccurate and worst thing I have ever seen

I don't see a single lad, Asian auntie, hipster, derros or any single mothers with a daughter
And where's the abo? there's gotta be at least one abo

I wouldn't be surprised if the person who made this wasn't even Aussie

Anonymous 02/10/16 (Wed) 01:09:25 PM No. 68532

>>68509
sydney should be a FOB asian