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No. 48734

Scientists say that we could be having sex with robots by 2025
Assuming you had the means, would you do it, fellow farmers?

No. 48737

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oh hell yas

No. 48738

Ever since I saw the Bjork music video for All is Full of Love I think fucking a robot would be hot. I'd fuck 10 robots.

No. 48745

Maybe I'd try it out of curiosity? But I can't imagine it'd be any different than a vibrator. The best sex for me has always involved emotional intimacy.

No. 48944

An AI or virtual reality man would be everything that I want him to be, both in bed and out.

No. 48947

I've always wanted to kidnap a normal dud and make him into a slave. Dress him in degrading feminine clothing, play with his butt, ect. But I would feel bad doing that to an real guy and would go to jail, so a virtual reality boy sounds like a nice alternative. Hell, I could even have a harem of different kinds of boys, like a dating sim, but real.

No. 48960

I'd fuck nothing but robots.

No. 48965

OP here. I think I would. No more "waah i dont wanna go down on you" or "my hand is tired"
i welcome the age of robotic sex

No. 48971

>>48965
that 'my hand is tired' excuse is the weakest shit. dudes have been pulling their dicks since they were like 13, but they can't finger me for more than 5 mins before boo hoo tired? Fuck you, i can give longer hand jobs than most guys and I don't have their extensive wrist 'training'. Lazy slobs.

No. 48977

>>48971
that 'my jaw is tired' excuse is the weakest shit. chicks have been sucking dicks since they were like 13, but they can't slob my knob for more than 5 mins before boo hoo tired? Fuck you, i can give longer blow jobs than most chicks and I don't have their extensive mouth 'training'. Lazy slobs.

No. 48978

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>>48977

No. 48980

>>48971

Guys jack off with their whole arm, not their wrist. The difference is noticeable when people do the fake jacking off motion and you'll see that 99% of men do it with their whole arm but women are about 50/50 split between wrist and arm.

No. 48988

>>48977
except girls don't say their jaw is tired, they say they don't want to stick your dirty junk in their mouth, big difference, robot.

No. 48989

>>48980
I've had guys tell me the "trick" is using the wrist, not the whole arm.

No. 48990

>>48745
I hate emotional intimacy. Really looking forward to this.

No. 48991

2000% if I can make it look like a bishounen

Uncanny valley orgasms, here I cum!

No. 48997

>>48977
men are reactionary little pansies i tell ya what.

No. 49007

>>48990
same here

No. 49014

>>48989

Use the wrist when going over the head or just to add a twist. But jerking the whole shaft with the wrist for 10 minutes is going to bust your wrist.


>>48745

I'm not really into emotional intimacy but I agree that it would just be like a sex toy. It will give you a great orgasm but you'll be horny again ten minutes later because you didn't release any of the hormones that soothe your animalistic urges.

No. 49117

>>49014
but anon what if it could do things that resembled real sex like fill you with its robotic cum

No. 49161

Ever since watching Her I've wanted an AI/robot boyfriend

No. 49255

>>49161
same anon same

No. 49268

>>49117
Ew. Best part about robot sex would be less mess… plus I'm sure the robot could be programmed to clean up afterwards… and make dinner and clean the house AND all this with no complaints! I wasn't really on board with the idea of having sex with a robot, but I wouldn't mind a well programmed android that could competently look after the house and make all my meals. When would I be able to buy something like that?

No. 49271

OP pic makes me think of cold metal and that sounds pretty unappealing to my vag.

Then I think of Microsoft Sam's monotone voice moaning.

No. 49316

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can I have one that looks like him but not anime version?

No. 49319

i'd fuck a robot in a heart beat. They could make the penis have that synthetic skin that feels real, and i'd be set.

I hate men but I like dick a lot, so this would work great for me.

No. 49322

>>49319

>I hate men but I like dick a lot

Amen sister. Amen.

No. 49325

>>49322
Preach my sisters

No. 49326

>>49271
but anon, a robot could look like anything you wanted

No. 49327

chobits when?

No. 49335

>>49326
Then I'd get at least 10. I want a harem of hot guys.

No. 49608

I don't think they would be much different from the fuck-machines that you might see in MacGuyver's BDSM dungeon.

It's easy enough to stick one's dick in a hole or sit on something phallic, I want reactions to the things I do and things done to me. I don't think it could really provide that.

tfw a robot will never kidnap and cuck you

No. 49611

>>49608
But it can :^ )

No. 49761

>>48965
Do you really get those responses that often? I thought guys generally like pussy and all the different things you can do to it.

Honestly I think this world be a bigger market for guys than girls, mostly due to it being easier for girls to get laid and guys generally being more fucked up. Personally girls who claim to be "the biggest perv evar" are generally on par with an average guy.
Of course this is probably just a personal experience bias. But I only know like two guys who don't like to eat pussy, and only one of those two doesn't jack off.

No. 49764

>>48965
Do you really get those responses that often? I thought guys generally like pussy and all the different things you can do to it.

Honestly I think this world be a bigger market for guys than girls, mostly due to it being easier for girls to get laid and guys generally being more fucked up. Personally girls who claim to be "the biggest perv evar" are generally on par with an average guy.
Of course this is probably just a personal experience bias. But I only know like two guys who don't like to eat pussy, and only one of those two doesn't jack off.

No. 49766

>>49761
Double post, sorry phone fucked up.
Anyways I could be wrong, seeing as most of this thread is pro robots. Unless of course it's just guys pretending to be girls (probably jacking off while doing so).

Anyways I eventually want to work on this kind of Technology so I hope there will be a big enough market to sustain it.

No. 49772

>>49761
I'm a guy and I like eating pussy, but unfortunately I think I'm in the minority. Most guys I know are either neutral or don't like it. A lot of them don't even think pussies look attractive. It makes me sad actually.

Also

>girls who claim to be "the biggest perv evar" are generally on par with an average guy

Thank you.

No. 49775

>>49772

You sound like a jewel amongst men.

I really enjoy providing oral for my boyfriend, and although in his defence he does make an effort to reciprocate, it's clear he doesn't enjoy it so I never request the act.

I don't get it though.
I'm vegetarian and maintain a clean diet/only liquids I consume are water and tea so it's not as if I taste bad.
I keep myself trimmed or outright bare and am a very hygienic person in general.

It's not that bad is it? :(

No. 49819

>>49775
The smell can admittedly be strong even if she's in good health, I can see why it would be off-putting for a lot of guys. I just decided to work through it though, and it quickly stopped bothering me. The taste is actually pretty pleasant, I find.

No. 49834

>>49819
really? does pussy on average smell more than dick does?

No. 49837

>>49834
Well, my sample size of pussies is 3 and my sample size of dicks is 1… but yeah, I think it does. It's stronger. But like I said, that doesn't stop me from giving oral though. Maybe I've just gotten unlucky with the pussies I've smelled?

No. 49927

Question:

Is saying stuff like "omg your pussy tastes amazing" something guys do just because they're happy about getting some action? Because I've only been with two guys, but both of them said that to me and one said he liked going down on me more than getting head because of it and idk, I'm just not good enough at sex to believe such a claim as being sincere I guess? I keep myself healthy & clean, I eat well & drink lots of water but… It can't be that good right? It's not like they would go on and on about it or anything, the last time me and my last ex banged before we broke up he said "I could actually stay down here all day if you let me".

(And yes, I'm insecure af)

No. 49940

>>49775
Not him but as someone who doesn't like the look of pussies. It's not something either of us can control though the shaving helps. I just don't like the look the way some people don't like certain animals. It's a personal matter of aesthetics, they're just so foreign-looking to me..it's nothing personal.

No. 49943

>>49927
Yeah, no pussy naturally tastes "amazing", like good food or something. But was probably being honest in the sense that your pussy tastes good relative to other pussies though.

Also you don't have to be "good at sex" to make giving oral enjoyable for a guy, just being down there is hot enough. And if you find yourself naturally reacting in certain ways (grinding your hips, moaning, etc), just let yourself do that, it only makes it hotter.

No. 50008

>>49761
What guys have you been hanging out with. If anything I'd say guys would never eat a girl out if they could get away with it.

There are way more guys who'd rather just have sex without even looking at a vag. Unless it's a bubblegum pink innie with almost no labia of course. The only exceptions I've found are guys with fetishes, but even they tend to only like the extremes.

No. 50043

>>50008
Yeah… I don't get why more guys don't like pussies. My ideal pussy is one with visible lips, but not too huge, and hair, but not too much. I don't find extremes to be as attractive (I think super tiny innies are kinda boring)

But I get the impression that most women don't really like penises either, so I guess it's kinda fair…

No. 50056

>>50008

My ex was like that. He'd complain about everything, even tho I'd like, suck his dick and ride him like a champ.

But this new guy is awesome, he fuckin loves pussy i think. Depends on the guy, sometimes you luck out.

No. 50066

>>50043
Women who don't seem to be a minority. I do and all of the women I talk to do too. We even have arguments about which types are best.

But 99.9% of women hate random dickpics and men mistake that for not liking dicks in general. They also have preferences so they aren't going to like all dicks either.

No. 50068

>>50066
Most men take really unflattering dickpics too. I've seen some where they look really crusty and dirty in one pic then fine in another.

No. 50565

I don't understand guys who brag that they love eating pussy. It's nothing special lmao lesbians and bisexual women have been doing that forever.

No. 50568

>>50565
Well when most women won't date another woman and most guys aren't that into it, it becomes something of a selling point…

No. 50625

I robot boyfriend? Finally I won't be foreveralone. It's probably my only chance.

I'd actually like to have my own robot body. I'm fascinated by transhumanism and being able to live for hundreds of years. But that's more in the realm of science fiction and i doubt it would ever be possible.

No. 50630

>>50625

If we continue on our current path it absolutely week be possible, but certainly not in our lifetime.

The biggest issue we have to overcome is to learn how to modify telemere in that it's able to replicate each time it sheds.
If we could do that we would have effectively conquered ageing, but I suspect the normal course for humans who live too long is eventual insanity.

No. 50670

>>50625
Living for hundreds of years sounds like a damn nightmare for me.
I feel fulfilled and ready to move on now and I'm just in my mid 20s. Absolutely horrific imagining being 60 or 70, nevermind 300+.

No. 50854

>>48734
I think it would be great, girls will have something to fuck without complaining and lonely guys will have something too.

It's a win/win for everybody in my opinion and i personally wouldn't mind fucking a robot girl as long as it doesn't kill me

No. 50898

>>50854
This is the nihilism that will kill the human race.

This is the future you chose.

No. 51466

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Sounds fun

No. 51467

>>51466
I fucking love Nick's backstory. Shame that the rest of the writing is so abysmal.

No. 51543

>>50898
Honestly at this point the human race can go to hell.
I find no interest in having an intimate relationship with anyone and would just rather spend my life fucking a robot and doing cool shit i like, like swimming, climbing trees, eating large amounts of food

No. 51544

>>51543
I can't understand feeling like this. I'm not attacking you, because lots of people I know (especially women) feel the same way, but I can't empathize. There's little I want more than building relationships with other people, including intimate ones.

No. 51556

>>51544
Well i mean that's you. I personally have no real interest with people and prefer to just stay in the background.

I found that i tend to avoid people a lot especially women because i simply can't understand them.

Dunno maybe i'm just weird but robot sex, going on mini adventures, stuffing my face with food sounds great


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