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No. 44467

Has anyone else read this story? What do y'all think about it? Real or fake?

No. 44474

I read it and idgaf if its real or not. Still pretty epic, kek!

No. 44477

>>44467
Sooo…what is the story then?

No. 44483

I started and it was waaaaaay too tl;dr.

Can anybody summarise?

No. 44495

>>44483
Zola is a waitress at Hooters and meets this girl (Jess) there and they go on a spur of the moment trip to Florida the next day to strip together at clubs and have fun they also bring along Jess' BF Jarrett and some big black guy turns out the big black guy is Jess' pimp Zola is freaked out but Zola and the imp get work for Jess then Jess gets kidnapped by a home call client the pimp shoots the guy who tries to do it they run off back to their hotel Jess' pimp (who we learned is named Z) says they're going to stay but ola and Jarrett can leave Jarrett gets upset at this beause he actually didn't even know Jess did this kind of stuff so he tries to kill himself but his pants get caught and doesn't succeed then Zola and Jarrett go home Zola then gets a cal from Jess in Vegas asking Zola to bail her out and said her pimp got a life sentence for 14 kidnappings and a few murders WOO sorry long run on sentence

No. 44497

File: 1446129558352.jpg (56.47 KB, 634x88, niggaslost.jpg)

My favorite quote, lol.

No. 44499

File: 1446130872336.jpg (641.19 KB, 639x1372, zola1.jpg)

Ok i'll post the whole thing.

No. 44500

File: 1446130889898.jpg (666.68 KB, 639x1372, zola2.jpg)


No. 44501

File: 1446130906207.jpg (681.16 KB, 639x1372, zola3.jpg)


No. 44502

File: 1446130920495.jpg (682.05 KB, 639x1372, zola4.jpg)


No. 44503

File: 1446130933609.jpg (644.75 KB, 639x1372, zola5.jpg)


No. 44504

File: 1446130953605.jpg (653.13 KB, 639x1372, zola6.jpg)


No. 44505

File: 1446130971324.jpg (666.36 KB, 639x1372, zola7.jpg)


No. 44506

File: 1446130986169.jpg (662.11 KB, 639x1372, zola8.jpg)


No. 44507

File: 1446131005101.jpg (649.48 KB, 639x1372, zola9.jpg)


No. 44508

File: 1446131022448.jpg (652.03 KB, 639x1372, zola10.jpg)


No. 44509

File: 1446131037071.jpg (605.02 KB, 639x1372, zola11.jpg)


No. 44510

File: 1446131054329.jpg (376.07 KB, 639x829, zola12.jpg)


No. 44511

TL ; DR

No. 44512

Read one tweet and that's enough. She writes like a complete moron.

No. 44515

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Who the hell goes off with some random person and two dudes?

No. 44521

>>44515
An adventurer.

No. 44539

I kinda feel bad for this Jarrett dude tho.

No. 44584

it was pretty entertaining but everyone just glosses over the fact that z was arrested for fucking child trafficking??? like…

No. 44586

>>44584
The whole thing is way messed up. That guy was trafficking women and children and someone got killed, that Jess girl was beaten, etc. How do you come out of this situation and just tell it like it's a funny story? I would have been traumatized tbh.

Zola's not innocent either I mean she basically helped to pimp that girl out. I hate to be THAT person who is ruining everyone's fun and ~doesn't have a sense of humor~ but I dunno man, this shit is fucked up.

No. 44588

>>44586

nah, i completely agree. like jess had a child and a bipolar boyfriend yet she was being pimped out and beaten…people think it's a joke like smh

No. 44591

I couldn't care less if this shit was fake or not, but it was entertaining as fuck to read. I want more storytimes on lolcow.

No. 44592

I can't read any part of this due to the awful grammar and writing style. Plus trying to use fucking twitter for a long story.

Can someone write this in plain English, except with grammar instead of this shit >>44495

No. 44594

>>44586
No, I'm with you its thumb and twitter trying to make it fun, and the next chickflick like thing. When in reality that's fucking scary.

Also, fuck her for linking those people and putting them on blast in a way.

No. 44595

>>44594
*tumblr

No. 44633

File: 1446192247692.gif (655 KB, 500x282, tumblr_nr5haysWUD1uy71f2o1_500…)

>>44592
lol ok anon u so smart we get it
and don't understand that language has many different forms but it's ok u tried real hard didn't u?

The story is entertaining yeah, my issue with it is making a joke out of sex work and the hardships that these women go through. For what happened, Zola handled the situation like a fucking champ.

No. 44635

>working at hooters
>being a stripper
>having a sugar daddy
How can one human being be that much of a trashy slut? My gosh.

No. 44640

I like that farmers and seagulls have mentally ill, crusty weeaboo stories and normalfags have elaborate prostitution, cuckold, human trafficking and murder stories.

No. 44661

>>44512
that writing style actually makes the story, i think.

No. 44676

I'm a shitty European and I couldn't understand any of the words she were using through that entire thing.

No. 44694

Zola's getting famous yo.

No. 44795

>this is what niggers find funny


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