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No. 4017

Are there any fictional characters you think would be lolcows in real life?

No. 4018

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those generic tsundere bitches i guess

No. 4024

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Lori from the walking dead

she's basically a walking talking moronic cunt

No. 4032

>>4017
Bella and Edward Cullen.

No. 64245

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No. 64250

>>64245
Fuck this bitch.

No. 64257

>>4024
Fuck Lori. I hated that bitch.
Comic version Carol would have been a good cow.

Asuka from NGE would make a decent minor cow.

Walts wife in breaking bad, she was a giant dickbag.

No. 64258

Also Ramsey Snow and Joffery Baratheon from A Song of Ice and Fire.
They'd have excellent twitter tantrums.

No. 64259

>>64257
What was lori in the comic like

>>64250
Yeah I didnt understand why a mellow person like ginger even likes dodie

No. 64261

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>>64257
>Walts wife in breaking bad, she was a giant dickbag.

well yeah she's sorta supposed to be an antagonist at first when you root for walt but after a while you can sorta see why she would feel the way she does (husband about to die, husband is being distant and secretive, implicated in hard criminal business) etc. fucking ted was pretty dumb but also kinda understandable from her perspective, other than that she's really not anymore a lolcow than any other person who cares for her family would be in her situation

(sorry for heavy offtop)

>>64258
damn i'd have loved to see ramsay and joffrey meet! joff was an ass, but i wish he lived long enough to meet the boltons

No. 64269

>>64261
Why was her fucking Ted bad, when she tried to divorce Walt and he didn't listen. She tricked to kick him out and he didn't listen either. At that point she wanted the relationship to end.

Skyler isn't a bad person for not wanting to be around someone who made drugs.

No. 64270

>>64258
Anon, you're hurting me.
It's Ramsay, not Ramsey. And it's Joffrey.

No. 64273

>>64270
Ikr, my fucking autocorrect hurts me sometimes.

Continuing on the fictional cows train, I would love to see Tormund shitposting.

Rattlebones would be such a redpill creep.

No. 64275

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This bitch right here.

No. 64276

>>64259
Not quite such a crybaby, but still not a particularly interesting character.

Comic carol is fucking infuriating and I am still glad she's dead.

No. 64277

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No. 64280

So many girls from Utena were prime lolcow material

Juri, Shiori, Nanami, etc

No. 64283

>>64276
Omg I really want to read the comic now…do you read them online? If so which website? Cant seem to find them but maybe I'm just searching it wrong

No. 64288

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No. 64293

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>>64259
i fucking hated dodie so bad growing up, she was horrible. i also don't know why ginger put up with macie either. remember that time she insisted that she was going to dress up as a seal princess for their middle school talet show and got pissed when no one wanted to join her?

No. 64302

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Most kyoanus characters would be eligible.

No. 64304

>>64293
That song is stuck in my head now. You're a horrible person.

No. 64305

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>>64273
>Continuing on the fictional cows train, I would love to see Tormund shitposting.

I'd pay to see this.

Also, Jorah whining about the eternal friend zone

No. 64310

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I actually have a soft spot for Anghel from Hatoful Boyfriend solely because he's the exact kind of fucker we make fun of here.

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No. 64320

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>>64305
These two could have a spinoff. The bear and the maiden fair. Its all about Jorah getting friendzoned while dany fucks 9/10 dothraki chads.

No. 64321

>>64283
I'm cheap as fuck and downloaded PDFs into iBooks lel. I just googled the walking dead PDF and the volume number I'm after.

I honestly think the comics absolutely outshine the show, but just so you know there's some fairly gory parts. Beatings and babies and bullets and combinations of those things. Lots of cutting off limbs.

The story line is still interesting and the dynamics between the characters are pretty strong. Carl gets me in the feels really hard sometimes.

No. 64324

>>64277
She'd certainly be some kind of otherkin DID listing-mental-illness tumblr basket case.

No. 64326

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Let's face it.

No. 64328

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THIS fucker.

No. 64329

>>64320
You browse /r/insidejorahshead too? And lol a series like that sounds good, /r9k/ would pick it up as the greatest cuck story of all time

No. 64330

>>64320
You browse /r/insidejorahshead too? And lol a series like that sounds good, /r9k/ would pick it up as the greatest cuck story of all time

No. 64379


No. 64384

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This bitch

>pretends to be cute and perfect uwu

>irl is a disgusting weeb, bratty, and a lazy slob
>cuck brother who supports her antics and pays for everything

No. 64393

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>>64384

My boyfriend and I both despise Umaru so I bought him an Umaru cushion that we frequently film abusing together.

No. 64405

>>64384
What the fuck even becomes of a person like this once they graduate from high school? I can't imagine that kind of ifestyle lasting into adulthood.

No. 64407

>>64405
my best guess, if it's a girl, get a husband asap and pop out a kid to be a stay at home mother

No. 64411

>>64330
Guilty.
Jorah and The Mannis are stupidly important to me.

Ahaha robots would love it. 'Oh here she comes fucking Stacy stormborn, first of her name across the great salt sea, sailing the JBear friendship.

No. 64412

>>64393
I love you for this

No. 64415

>>64411
>Jorah and The Mannis are stupidly important to me.
I read that and I felt the need to tell you that I love you, anon <3

No. 64417

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No. 64426

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>>64412

Umaru getting the shit kicked out of her pretty much fills up our daily Snapchat stories.

No. 64427

>>64405
They either don't grow up and live with mommy or husband, or they grow out of it and learn to function irl

No. 64428

>>64393
More Umaru abuse pls.

No. 64430

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>>64428

Oh dear, turns out I didn't save as many as I thought.

No. 64432

>>64411
>Jorah and The Mannis are stupidly important to me.

I like you Anon. I find them both cute as hell, I wish Stannis would come back. ;_;

>'Oh here she comes fucking Stacy stormborn, first of her name across the great salt sea, sailing the JBear friendship.


And here comes Daario Chadaris!

No. 64449

>>64257
>asuka
>decent

are you an asuka fan? she's so much worse than just a 'minor' cow.

No. 64508

Oikawa and Kise would have so much dramu in their gay dramu queen life. I would hate them so much if they were real ugh

No. 64511

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let's face it

No. 64513

>>64511
hey if we are going to include sasuke, then sakura should be in here for being a hopeless fangirl

No. 64529

>>64384
If she's capable of maintaining a facade of normality in public she's not a lolcow.

That being said, she's so fucking annoying she made me drop the show on the first episode.

>>64393
That's a very lolcow thing to do tbh

No. 64532

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>>4017
Everyone in this show. They even dress like insufferable otherkin weebs.

No. 64536

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>>64532
On the other side: Nibutani and Yuuta are lolcow personified. Either former snowflakes or weebs desperately trying to hide their embarrassing old selves, pretending it never happened and doing huge image changes. They dread the day someone would find their old deviantart, roleplays on Gaia, and all the cringe worthy skeletons in their own closet.

They are the most brutal who cut down fresh snowflakes, thinking it's for the best of delusional weebs. They're under the impression it's an important thing to do, but the world at large doesn't care. They also probably reel in bed at night thinking of their former selves.

No. 64537

>>64449
I don't like asuka, but I do identify strongly with her sometimes because bpd. I think that's why I hate her so much tbh, she's like a textbook candidate for it.
>>64432
The mannis will come back in some form or another, even if its as one of melisandres shades. Azor Stanhai 5eva.
I lost it at chadhaaris, 10/10 anon.

>>Jbear puts a fedora on his sigil, adopts new house words, either "M'queen" or "what is friend may never die"

Neckbeards everywhere start wearing armor casually, speak like they're from westeros all the time.

No. 64546

>>64537
B-but why do you want show Mannis to come back? I really feel bad for what those faggots did to him on the show, and I would hate to see them ruining him more and more, making plebs say "hurr stannis is evil durr" without knowing how he truly is.
I would love to see more of Stephen Dillane though. I love that man.

No. 64548

>>64546
Lel I stopped watching the show after season 2. I hate the inaccuracies and the disloyal portrayal of important characters.
I'm all about the books anon, and that Stannis is one I wanna see sit his rightful throne.

No. 64562

>>64326
>>64328
He doesn't even do anything wrong, though. He's literally a 14 year old with mental issues who everyone is trying to force into shit he doesn't understand. If it were real life, he'd probably literally be a hero.
Misato, on the other hand, is definite lolcow material. I can imagine the posts
>She's a fucking alcoholic, why are they letting not one, but TWO kids stay with her?
>She literally tried to come onto a 14 year old boy, what the fuck pedo
>She's so irresponsible, Ritsuko is probably only her friend out of pity
>Can't she at least act professional around her ex for the sake of others? Why make everything awkward?
>Jesus Christ when is she going to be fired so an actual adult can take her place

No. 64574

>>64548
Anon, are you my soulmate? I leaved the show at s4 (never watched s1 or s2) and it was one of the greatest decisions i've ever made. The only thing that makes me butthurt is reading about plebs circle jerking around that shit show and how amazing kellyc is and how much they love tyrone

No. 64623

>>64562
I was also thinking about Misato dammit so much cringe

No. 64632

>>64537
>The mannis will come back in some form or another, even if its as one of melisandres shades.

Oh man I sure hope so, I want to see him again. They'll bring back Jon for sure, but I hope they won't forget about Stannis too. And lmao you make me wanna read a full crackfic of Jbear shenanigans.

>"Khaleesi, M'lady, shall we dance?"

>[Skrillex starts playing]

No. 64633

>>64562

The real lolcow there is Gendo. Manipulated his wife and abandoned his son to pursue his demigod dreams. Probably wanked a lot thinking about Rei.

No. 64637

>>64633
Sounds like Onion.

No. 64639

>>64637
except one of them is attractive and it's not onion

No. 64643

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yes her life is 'sad' but i just couldnt stand her. my other contribution is Rise Kujikawa and Filia from skullgirls

No. 64703

>>64632
I think I wanna write this.
Ser jbear, of house r9k.

No. 64754

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Saiko, another neeto, fatty and lazy whiny ass bitch.

No. 64755

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>>64754
Speaking of that series, this bitch from Tokyo Ghoul Re is literally tumblr.

No. 64756

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>>64755
more bullshit

No. 64763

>>64755
>>64756
laughs in spanish
you are so weak, Mutsuki

No. 64764

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>>64756
don't forget

No. 64766

>>64764
Is this all legit?? Holyshit, is the creator of Tokyo Ghoul a sjw?

No. 64773

>>64766
já, they wish but nah.
When Kanae became Karren they all went muuuuh Kanae is transsssss don't misgender HIM!!111 but Ishida stated that Karren was totes a girl, so it's canon and as you can imagine, all the fandom on tumblr became insane.
Same with Nico.
I mean, what can they expect from some japanese dude? poor man, he problably doesn't even know the difference between a drag queen and a transexual person

No. 64774

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>>64773
pic related

No. 64785

>>64703
Oh lawd please do.

No. 64806

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can we imagine all the posibilities? so much cringe going on in genshiken

No. 64964

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literally any character from arthur

No. 65004

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the matsuno brothers from osomatsu-san could all be lolcows to some extent. karamatsu (blue): he's a melodramatic tryhard with a terrible fashion sense who would probably feel honoured if he got a thread.
todomatsu (pink): he's basically a male berry tsukasa except without the weeb shit.
ichimatsu (purple): edgy furry emo dude. also he tried to do weird bdsm rp shit with his bros and even kissed one of them.
jyushimatsu (yellow): he's just weird. he'd be one of those cows that you're just like "man that dude is crazy" but don't actually hate.
choromatsu (green): he's the type who'd make fun of lolcows online in an attempt to boost his own self-esteem, only to accidentally reveal embarrassing stuff about himself (like how he obsessed over a catgirl idol).
osomatsu (red): not weird enough to warrant his own thread, but he'd probably end up getting mentioned in a thread about douchey dudebros or something.

No. 65151

>>65004
Haha I love this show.

No. 65189

Ja'mie King. I imagine she would probably start a thread about herself.

No. 65211

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>>65189
Actually, most of Chris Lilley's characters would make good lolcows. Jen Okazaki reminds me a lot of Margo.

No. 65214

>>65189
Chris Lilley is an amazing actor, I get flashbacks to highschool listening to ja'mie. Its amazing how spot on he is.

No. 65237

>>65189
heh, my ex was obsessed with Ja'mie because she said that Ja'mie was the embodiment of every bitch she went to boarding school with

on the other hand, my ex was a party girl with a bad habit for drugs, so…

No. 65257

>>65237
>>a bad habit for drugs!

Ahaha I fucking love this guy and his characters. The kiwi boy he played was good too, Kev or whoever.

No. 65261

>>65237
>e-e-e-ecstasy

She's the girl who's family has money but no class

No. 65394

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Pretty much any of the Yu-Gi-Oh rivals

No. 65420

>>64426
>>64393
I wish the mod didn't make that post in your /snow/ thread because now it's waaay too easy to notice when you post here

No. 65434

>>65211
nothing to say here but top kek. so true

No. 65455

>>64643
Junpei and Yosuke are lolcow tier too.

No. 65503

>>64643
All the whores in P4.
There are literally 100 whores in that game.
Even the old lady is a whore

No. 65509

>>65503
They let you post from jail, Adachi?

No. 65514

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These two crazy bitches

No. 65519

>>65514
Nice boat.

No. 269835

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Definitely this guy



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