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No. 34224

Give/take requests regardless of mic quality.

Requests can be anything from lines out of a shitty fanfiction, to singing to whatever comes to mind.

Any takers?

No. 34225

Well shit, titles are not really visible in the Catalog, are they.

No. 34265

Can I get a guy to say "hey, everything's going to be ok"

I'm going some rough stuff at the moment

No. 34298

Any guys with super deep voices?

No. 34319


I know it's not vocaroo, but I prefer clypit

You gonna be alright?

I've got a natural speaking baritone, but can drop down to a bass.

No. 34320

could you say "gee whizz"

No. 34326


Not sure if there was a specific way you wanted it said.

No. 34457

Could you just do more talking.
I dont care what.

No. 34470

File: 1441765481348.gif (4.65 MB, 375x346, 1433300069421.gif)

Anything more specific? Like a poem, short story, anything?
I'll happily do whatever, but I need direction

No. 34504


you have a really calm voice

you could read a bedtime story to criminals and make them cry

No. 34506

“Good Morning!" said Bilbo, and he meant it. The sun was shining, and the grass was very green. But Gandalf looked at him from under long bushy eyebrows that stuck out further than the brim of his shady hat.

"What do you mean?" he said. "Do you wish me a good morning, or mean that it is a good morning whether I want it or not; or that you feel good this morning; or that it is a morning to be good on?"

"All of them at once," said Bilbo. "And a very fine morning for a pipe of tobacco out of doors, into the bargain.

"Good morning!" he said at last. "We don't want any adventures here, thank you! You might try over The Hill or across The Water." By this he meant that the conversation was at an end.
"What a lot of things you do use Good morning for!" said Gandalf. "Now you mean that you want to get rid of me, and that it won't be good till I move off.”

I'm sorry if its too long.

No. 34507


All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.
From the ashes a fire shall be woken,
A light from the shadows shall spring;
Renewed shall be blade that was broken,
The crownless again shall be king.

If you also don't mind doing this as well.

No. 34509

Nigger, I have listened to the Hobbit audiobook every night for the past 3 years (amonsgt others as well, the Hobbit is just my go to), my body is ready.

Gimme a little bit to get these recorded.

No. 34512

File: 1441772073941.gif (409.58 KB, 328x207, Kermit Stop.gif)

My body is ready.

No. 34513

Question, since I seem to be defaulting to individual character voices, would you prefer it all be read in my normal voice?

Thanks, I've been looking to get into voice acting and narration, this helps to affirm that its a smart move.

No. 34516

I'm really torn seeing how I know what it sounds like for the audio book,and movies.

I'll let you choose what you feel is best/works for you.

No. 34518

Decided to go with minimal intonation changes, came out meh. I need to figure out a way of breaking up the lines in a way that isn't readily apparent to the listener, as well as improve m diction a tad.

[spoiler]I'm also kind of worried that it won't be as soothing as the first recording and I'll ruin the illusion that I've got a good voice[spoiler]


No. 34519

>fucked up spoilers
>Noticeable pitch/volume changes in the recording

Right, I'll just Sudoku then

No. 34523

Thank you.♥ Thank you so much.

That was perfect.

No. 34526

I always get stupid happy when people actually enjoy something I make.

And this one I'm actually really happy with


No. 34527

File: 1441775388719.jpg (436.44 KB, 844x1200, lee-hobbit_01.jpg)

You made my night.

No. 34530

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Sorry to ask for more, but would you read some of your favorite passages.

No. 34534

Of course, I dont think you understand how much I love ~#attentionミ★ The Hobbit.

It's just a matter of picking a passage, and debating whether or not I should sing the songs.

No. 34535

I thought that was the code for a strikethrough. Meta thread could use some updating I suppose.

No. 34537

File: 1441777602436.jpg (67.36 KB, 550x406, smaug.jpg)

Lol, I'll give you all the attention you want for more readings.

No. 34548

Took me a little bit to get recorded, but I think it came out pretty nice Exempting some fumbled words and weird vibrato in the vocals and I kind of liked the fade out at the end. Any more sections you have in mind, or should I pick another?


Even though I will happily record Hobbit passages late into the night, I'm also more than happy to do other requests and would love to see requests made to other anons as well.

No. 34555

haha that made my morning, thanks!

No. 34557

File: 1441781283984.gif (285.76 KB, 123x116, 1440305620593.gif)

Quite welcome, please feel free to make more requests

No. 34560

File: 1441781587398.jpg (482.78 KB, 800x1120, 17yjn7i486nqdjpg.jpg)

“Frodo: I wish the Ring had never come to me. I wish none of this had happened.
Gandalf: So do all who live to see such times, but that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us.”

“You can trust us to stick to you through thick and thin – to the bitter end. And you can trust us to keep any secret of yours – closer than you keep it yourself. But you cannot trust us to let you face trouble alone, and go off without a word. We are your friends, Frodo.”

If I could request two more before I head off to bed. I'm grateful for your Tolkien readings btw.

No. 34566



Heres the first one, second one on the way as soon as I can get my kitten to stop knocking shit over

No. 34572

Sorry for OT, but that art is beautiful.

No. 34574


Finally got a half decent recording for you, and with that, I'm going to put on the Hobbit and go to bed.

Please feel free to continue making and fulfilling requests.

No. 34576

>that voice
anon, you sound cute af

can you sing?

No. 34577

what is it with you faggots and your "ironic" normalfag posting? Can you please just fucking stop it, it's still shitposting.

No. 34624

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Both of those were great! Your voice is really relaxing. Would you read one of your favorite parts with SAM and Frodo? (Sorry I'm asking so much)

The artist is Jian Guo
http://imgur.com/gallery/1oTqz (his LOTR set)
http://breathing2004.deviantart.com/ (his DA)

No. 34633

>your "ironic" normalfag posting

this isn't /r9k/ loser.
we are normalfags.

No. 34665

Can you please read the story of Sif and her golden hair? Your voice is ethereal!


No. 34677

>You sound cute af

>can you sing?

Is this a question or a request? I've taken vocal lessons for a few years, not that it really showed in the bit of "the Misty Mountains" I did in one of the recordings.

>Both of those were great! Your voice is really relaxing. Would you read one of your favorite parts with SAM and Frodo?
>SAM and Frodo
>Surface to Air Missile and Frodo

Of course! I'll probably do something from the earlier chapters of the Fellowship of the Ring because I love the Shire.

>(Sorry I'm asking so much)

Don't worry about it, I'm happy to deliver! I'd also heavily encourage other anons to fill/make requests too, while I do love the attention, a good thread is measured by the people who contribute or otherwise enjoy it.

>Literally my two biggest interests as a kid were Tolkien fantasy and Nordic mythology

I love everyone in this thread.

I'll get recorded what I can right now, then do some more once I get off work.

No. 34700

I accidentally started reading The Fellowship instead of finding the specific segment, and will now have to wait until after work to get these recorded/posted.

No. 34710

File: 1441845026977.gif (499.7 KB, 500x281, nnn.gif)

Thank you anon. You've made me so happy <3

No. 34711

My body is ready.jpeg

No. 34724

File: 1441849640453.png (361.58 KB, 780x439, wew.png)

Thank you so much. I can't wait.

We love you too bb

No. 34727

Would a guy be willing to read a sex scene from 50 shades of Grey? For science?

No. 34734

>wanting a guy to read abuse

No. 34746

File: 1441855951984.png (393.03 KB, 638x640, head-in-the-clouds.png)

I guess I'll contribute something.
Sorry for the low quality, and it being so short. (I have an internal microphone, and waiting for the new one to come.)


No. 34771

>wanting to read garbage that encourages abusive relationships and Stockholm syndrome

No. 34782

calling you cute was supposed to be a subtle request for you to post a pic

but yeah, please sing too

No. 34783

File: 1441862452077.gif (1.29 MB, 148x203, 1342059050838.gif)

Man don't scare him off.

Would be nice to hear him sing more.

No. 34784

No. 34788

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Back now, found the section for >>34624 and ready to begin recording. >>34665 Might take a little bit due to length.

I think that calm and soothing is probably the last sort of voice you want for something raunchy, so I'll leave this to another anon.

Brilliant, what sort of mic are you getting?

>a subtle request for you to post a pic
I had half interpreted that as such, but don't really want to be that big of an attention whore. Plus I'm sure the image that most anons have of me in their heads is far better looking than I am, and don't want to ruin that pleasant illusion.

And of course I'll sing something, got any suggestions?

I'll happily sing more if theres any specific song requests

>pic related

No. 34789

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Can you sing MCR Na Na Na (if not no biggie)

No. 34790

I'll give it a shot tomorrow, but thats a bit high energy for me at 11 after a tiring shift.

Still, happy to do it.

No. 34791

Just getting a simple Tonor TN12449.
I just can't see spending more than $30 on a mic when I won't be using it for anything important besides gooffing off.

No. 34792

If not, that's also cool. Are you a metal head by any chance?

No. 34793

Not particularly, I tend to go more for folk/indie or musical/opera music. Rocks good to, rap can sometimes get me fired up, but I've never been particularly good at or into metal.

No. 34795

>I just can't see spending more than $30 on a mic when I won't be using it for anything important besides gooffing off.

That's the smart way of doing it. If you find that you really want to start using it more/get better quality audio, then you can look into getting a better mic, but theres no reason to toss a load of money at something that may not actually get a lot of use.

No. 34802

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>>34795 Yeah. What kind do you use?

Also, how do you get used to hearing your voice play back? Cause everytime I hear mine, I can't help but cringe.

No. 34812



Any other sections you'd like me to do?

>What kind do you use?
I'm using a Blue Yeti with pop filter, and I fucking love it. Bit expensive, obviously, but I'm really pleased with the quality.

>Also, how do you get used to hearing your voice play back? Cause everytime I hear mine, I can't help but cringe.

If I ever figure that out, I will let you know. In every long recording I've done, even here in the thread, I can point out every single word I fumbled pronouncing, and every slight change in pitch where the lines were recorded on separate takes.

Plus, our voices just naturally sound weird when we listen to them, your cringing is absolutely normal

No. 34826

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I saw those were talked about quite a bit. (Way out of my price range) So do you do this mostly as a hobby?

Lol, guess I'll just have to get used to it in a way.

Also, how about some Treebeard.

“I am not going to tell you my name, not yet at any rate.' A queer half-knowing, half-humorous look came with a green flicker into his eyes. 'For one thing it would take a long while: my name is growing all the time, and I've lived a very long, long time; so my name is like a story. Real names tell you the story of things they belong to in my language, in the Old Entish as you might say. It is a lovely language, but it takes a very long time saying anything in it, because we do not say anything in it, unless it is worth taking a long time to say, and to listen to.”

“You must understand, young Hobbit, it takes a long time to say anything in Old Entish. And we never say anything unless it is worth taking a long time to say.”

And if you are still up to some music request. Any will do.

Keane - Somewhere Only We Know
Jet - Look what you've done
Oasis - Don’t Look Back In Anger
Rooney - I'm Shakin'
Rooney - Tell Me Soon

No. 34830

I did my best, but theres still some little clicks and bits where the timing is odd. I'm not a terribly good audio guy and trying to clean up the 9 minutes of audio I just recorded does not appeal to me at the moment.

Of course, if the clicks/fumbles/pitch changes are distracting, I'll look to try to fix them tomorrow.


No. 34831

>So do you do this mostly as a hobby?

Not really, I've only ever contributed to vocaroo threads on 8/v/ and voice acting threads on 8/tg/.

More recently, however, I have been looking into VA and narration as a side job.

Also, happy to provide Treebeard


No. 34832

File: 1441874710343.gif (365.08 KB, 500x250, 460971037.gif)

Oh my, I adore this. Thank you lots for taking the time to read this. You are such an angel.
Sorry about it being so long. I don't mind the fumbles or pitch changes and they weren't distracting. I couldn't possibly ask you to fix such minor things. Just you reading and recording this is enough so once again, thank you very much. I really appreciate it!

No. 34839

File: 1441882641621.jpg (7.69 KB, 255x247, 1440835618882.jpg)

>this cringeworthy fucking m'ladies faggot is probably replying to my posts as I write this

you are a cancerous fucking nigger. Just fucking kill yourself Jesus Christ. You're a disgrace

chans are dead, there will always be utterly cringeworthy and cancerous people like you to take over the community and have it turn to shit
yes. I mad

No. 34843

R u ok

No. 34857

You sound a bit triggered, is something the matter?

No. 34861

Who hurt you, anon? Did ur uncle not touch you enough? :^(

No. 34868

File: 1441910959820.jpg (45.14 KB, 255x223, 1429998283887.jpg)

Preach it

No. 34869

I'm shocked no one has read the best fan fiction ever.


No. 34870

>No one
that shit is ancient bitch

No. 34871

No fucking shit. But I was talking for this thread. Chill.

No. 34872

File: 1441912265082.jpg (34.71 KB, 450x350, Aqua-Teen-Hunger-Force.jpg)

Here a more recent cringe fic that someone can read.


No. 34923

You are saltier than a Byzantine salt mine, and I can't figure out why. Are you mad that the anon uses 8chan, or are you made that the anon uses lolcow?

No. 34928

the first one

No. 34952

But what's the problem with him? He's been contributed to the thread and doing requests, why is that bad?

No. 34955

>Been contributed
Been contributing*

No. 34987

Having a surprisingly difficult time singing this. I've scrapped about 35 takes so far, nothing even remotely decent.

Being honest, I havent sung anything like MCR in a really long time, and have forgot where to "place" my voice to make it sound right.

I'm sorry, but I'm going to have to give this a skip.

The two songs I know, Somewhere and Dont look back, are just above my range, I'm giving the others a listen to find one that should work, but if you're not picky, there are some songs I know I can sing well that I can do. Something like Mountain Sound from Of Monsters and Men sound alright? If not, I'll keep trying the suggested ones.

Glad it was good enough!

Really not sure what the fuck has you so mad, but feel free to off yourself regardless.

1/10, made me reply

Fucking classic. I'd gladly read it if I could actually decipher it.

I regret ever learning that something like this exists.

No. 34988

how do i download this?

No. 34989

Been wondering that myself.

No. 34990

>Someone suggests something
>"lolno, I'd rather do this"

That's not how these threads work m8

No. 34991

Yeah I was just giving a few of my favs, but I would love to just hear you sing more, so anything is fine.

No. 34992

To be fair he's like the only active voice in here so he can decline.

No. 34993

I don't actually know how to download files off clypit, so I'll just try filenurse.


True enough, that was just a suggestion if it was a matter of just wanting to hear me sing rather than wanting to hear me sing a specific song.

Alright, perfect! Would accapella be fine?

No. 34994

That's fine.

No. 34995

I improvised a bit at the end so that I could cut the song early, but I think it came out pretty good.


No. 34996

That was enjoyable voice anon.

No. 34997

How about some Lovecraft? You can pick one of the shorter ones.

No. 34998

Glad you liked it! Sorry it wasnt what you had requested.

No. 34999

Nah, it's cool. I still really enjoyed it.

No. 35221

this is very cute gee whizz

No. 35226

File: 1441991795091.jpg (96.81 KB, 700x535, 1397376467278.jpg)

>waiting for someone to inevitably ask anon to say lewd stuff and drive him out of the thread with their increasingly perverted requests
>mfw it never happens

No. 35238

Cause we would like for him to stay.

Someone did try, but he said he wasn't suited for it.

No. 35240

If you want me to record something lewd, just request it. I passed on the 50 Shades and Aqua Team ones because they were longer, general requests that I felt didnt suit my voice, rather than stuff requested of me specifically.

No. 35243

File: 1441997259304.jpg (386.97 KB, 867x1300, 1422518826301.jpg)

Could someone please voice this pic? Mic quality doesnt really matter to me.

No. 35250

File: 1441999688689.gif (1.13 MB, 400x223, omgawd.gif)

No. 35251

>If you want me to record something lewd, just request it

can I request you post your face

No. 35252

No. 35254

File: 1442001233712.gif (804.57 KB, 500x282, ohshit.gif)

Gurl. Ngl wouldnt mind seeing what he looks like

No. 35255

File: 1442002145260.jpg (103.35 KB, 1280x720, kuragehime-2-03.jpg)

Can you say this?

I'm gonna cum now.

No. 35267

File: 1442015971060.jpg (109.05 KB, 680x680, 67c.jpg)

It's not the best anon, but I hope it will do.

No. 35268

Fuuuuck I forgot the link. (sorry)


No. 35270


Volumes weirdly messed up after I reset my laptop, I'll look at adjusting the gain and such when I get back tonight

If there really is a desire to see my face, then I'll consider getting out my cam. I'm cute, but I'm not sure how well I'll live up to the expectations.

Have you got Audacity? It's completely free and the Noise Removal option works miracles.

Also, Pretty nice.

No. 35271

Ah, thanks for more info.

No. 35272

Post pics.

No. 35273

Y'all some thirsty fuckers.

No. 35291

Absolute cancer.

No. 35293

>no fun allowed

No. 35294

No. 35297

Well you could help contribute.

No. 35299

File: 1442031813151.jpg (163.04 KB, 1024x662, tamaki_sempai_embarrassed_face…)

T-thank you anon.

No. 35317


Is there any chance you could do this one mane >>34997 ?

No. 35318

Also holy shit, this is seriously good. Like, really fucking good.

You on YouTube?

No. 35565

File: 1442088005348.jpg (168.79 KB, 1200x825, StM_v1_x09process1_e.jpg)

Sweet anon could you sing Ed Sheeran - I See Fire?

No. 35567

File: 1442088869834.jpg (67.34 KB, 633x758, 1439123756570.jpg)

I'm having a pretty bad panic attack, can't stop shaking and feel like I'm gonna die. Can someone make me a soothing vocaroo to calm me down.

No. 35578

We don't have any femanons posting qt recordings. This isn't fair.

No. 35589

File: 1442093098728.gif (57.57 KB, 437x200, 200_s.gif)

There's been one who posted here >>35268
and here >>34746. So far there have only been two that have contributed to this thread.

No. 35590

File: 1442093526317.jpg (198.2 KB, 710x696, 7u523109.jpg)

Could you please say, "Aren't you my girlfriend? Just shut up and let me protect you." and upload it to vocaroo so i can dl it?

No. 35613

Shit, I had a load of chocolate before I came home, my vocal chords are gonna be gummed up for an hour or so.

But thankfully I love that song, so I'll get on soon as I can.

I'm sorry I'm so late with this one, are you ok?



If you want a higher quality one, I could also upload it to some temp file storage or something

Yeah, of course! Was there any particular story you had in mind? I'm a huge HPL nerd too, and I was thinking The Very Old Folk, would that work?

No. 35614

The solution to this is obvious, make more requests for femanon recordings, like what >>35243 did

Maybe some point tonight, I'm in desperate need of a shower at the moment.

No. 35620

Vocaroo is fine.

Th-thanks, senpai.

No. 35621

>australian femanon reporting
I'll check back for any requests and maybe record if I don't feel too shy..

No. 35642

As long as it works for you, I'm content.

>qt Aussie accent

You can't deny everybody this, theres no need to be shy on an anonymous imageboard.

No. 35647


Ooh how about you say “Of such great powers or beings there may be conceivably a survival . . . a survival of a hugely remote period when . . . consciousness was manifested, perhaps, in shapes and forms long since withdrawn before the tide of advancing humanity . . . forms of which poetry and legend alone have caught a flying memory and called them gods, monsters, mythical beings of all sorts and kinds. . . .”

>The Very Old Folk

Muh melanin Enriched Gentleman. But yeah, that sounds like some good shit.

No. 35653

thanks anon. I might give >>35647 suggestion a go tomorrow when I have the house to myself.

No. 35658

File: 1442119500037.jpg (15.48 KB, 304x408, Erect.jpg)

pic related

>qt3.14 Australian girl
pic absolutely related, how do you feel about lewd requests?

No. 35660

What do you have in mind? I may give it a shot.

No. 35661

File: 1442119901163.gif (21.46 KB, 455x364, 1423228738356.gif)

Can you say "Christ, would you just bend me over the coach, tear my panties off, and fuck me already!?" sounding kinda frustrated?

No. 35662

oh my. (it's actually not as bad as I thought it would be)
I'll add it to my list for tomorrow (definitely want to be alone for that one lol)

No. 35663

Take this fucking shit back to /r9k/. I'm about to throw up.

No. 35664

>hide thread
>move on with life

No. 35665

Saging for lack of delivery and complete off topic tangent like 30 seconds in, but I was trying to record The Very Old Folk, fumbled, and just had this happen.


I found it funny enough to not delete, and just wanted to share how quickly my train of thought falls apart when I fuck up a line.

No. 35666

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>I'm about to throw up

Do you need a Safe Space?

No. 35667

File: 1442122540834.jpg (12.99 KB, 250x223, 1345498734528.jpg)


Pffft, anon you are cute.

No. 35668


I'm gonna have to try to finish these in the morning unfortunately. It's too late for me to belt like I'd need to to sing I see fire, and I'm just hitting a wall with the latin in the Very Old Folk that means I have to try each sentence again and again and again.

Please keep suggesting things though, I'll deliver as much as I can tomorrow.

No. 35670

File: 1442127434095.jpg (1.31 MB, 1142x1379, jon_snow_by_feyjane-d6afs6h.jp…)

When you can, some Jon Snow would be nice.

"First lesson, stick them with the pointy end."

"Sometimes there Is no happy choice, only one less grievous than the others."

"Everyone knew what this place was, and no one told me. No one but you. My father knew, and left me to rot at the Wall, all the same."

(thank you~♥)

No. 35671

Would you consider recording yourself while fapping?

No. 35672

Seconding this ohhh my godd

No. 35673


No. 35675

Sure! Should I try to sound like Kit Harrington from the show, or do the quotes normally?


I'll try to do it tomorrow night, as well as maybe get something special recorded for whoever wants to see my face.

Why me though, is it only because of my voice?

No. 35677

File: 1442129541714.jpg (296.69 KB, 524x1024, JonSnow.jpg)

If you can do it like Kit that would be ideal, if not your voice also works just as well.

The hastag one works the best two at the front and two at the end.

No. 35682

>ignore cancer
>others start to think said cancer is accepted
>cancer becomes tolerated and accepted
>cancer becomes hallmark of the community, becomes "board culture"

No. 35683

Sweet, thanks

Didnt expect the vocaroo thread to turn into porn. At least not this quickly

No. 35684

Could you really not see it coming to that though? Your voice is hot as fuck.

No. 35686

I think you might be being a bit dramatic.
shrug who cares what gets requested, most of them are harmless anyway.

Besides, I think lolcow's hallmark will always be shitting on stupid bitches rather than the slightly horny vocaroo thread.

No. 35687

>Doesn't say whats wrong with the thread
>Calls it cancer arbitrarily
>Claims that shit like vocaroo threads will become the hallmark of an entire well populated chan

But, let's be fair and let you explain your reasoning. Why is it that these threads are cancer?

Well, I've always been happy with my voice, I just never thought it was nice to the point that people would repeatedly ask to see my face/listen to me fap

No. 35688

This thread is cancerous and this bitch >>34265 is a typical whore hungry for dicks of lolcow aka the cancer of lolcow.

No. 35690

And you derailing the topic helps how?
If it really pisses you off that much just hide the thread.

I'me sure we aren't the first to ask you either though.

No. 35691

You cant derail an already shit thread

No. 35692

That's like your opinion man.

No. 35694

Whats wrong with using /soc/ on 4chan? We dont need to have threads like this.

No. 35696

It's the random board, where anything goes. You'd rather have starbucks threads and GMO threads and shit, but nothing where someone from lolcow actually makes something?

Beyond that, recording this shit takes longer than most threads last on 4chan for the longer requests.

No. 35697

tbh maybe they're just making fun of him and his attitude. By God nobody wants to hear a guy fap, but it would sure boost his ego a lot

No. 35699


Some of us do really want to hear him fap though.

No. 35700

>wants to hear a stranger fap
>still thinks they have the ability to judge anyone else on this website, especially the posters

never change, lolcow.

No. 35701

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No. 35702

>Wants to hear a stranger fap
>This desire is invalid because you don't know the person

Watch any porn lately?

No. 35703

Not even bait, just think it's hilarious that chicks on here will relentlessly grill other girls for literally everything, but still fail to realize the scope of their own degeneracy.

Also, not saying your desire is invalid. You're just all a bunch of thirsty cunts that need to either take a good shit or get laid. This is fucking weird.

No. 35704

>This is fucking weird

Not much more so than watching a camwhore.

Not to mention that this shit goes down all the time on 4/8chan, albeit with the genders switched.

Sage, say your piece and make your argument, hide the thread, and continue living life. If it really is completely cancer then oldfags, lurkers, and even occasional posters will call it out as well.

No. 35716

>what is MSA
/soc/ has threads for males to make erotic recordings all the time. Girls are constantly fangirling over them. There's also reddit.com/r/gonewildaudio.
Girls are just as filthy and degenerate as guys tbh.
If you don't like it, you should probably hide the thread.
Btw I want to hear anon fap too

No. 35756

>Not to mention that this shit goes down all the time on 4/8chan, albeit with the genders switched.
And this is exactly why it shouldn't happen here. If I wanted pathetic attention whores and thirsty horny betas I would go to r9k. Really, why don't you girls use the vocaroo threads there? There are way more willing males who would jump at the chance to fulfill your requests. There's really no reason for you to do it here.

No. 35757

>>Doesn't say whats wrong with the thread
Bitch are you dumb? That's literally the first thing I did. Let me break it down for you

>Reeks of r9k, thread likely made by one of them

>/soc/-tier shit
>reeks of thirsty betas enabling attention whores
>attracts more robots and 8gaggers to community
>eventually the likes of these creatures will be accepted

There isn't a thing not wrong with this thread. It should be either contained in the robot thread or taken back to 4chan.

No. 35771

Why not just hide the thread if your so triggered by it.

No. 35773

Its on /b/. You act like were shiting up /pt/, or /g/. Its in the right place and you're still getting this mad over something you can hide.

No. 35779

You sperging out so much is the only cancer here. Just hop the fuck out back to /pt/ or /snow/ already and move on with your life instead of policing a thread that's exactly where it belongs. Believe it or not, this is /b/ and anything is welcomed here. Besides, this thread is somewhat interesting unlike most threads on /b/. If you want to read shitty relationship problems and abloobloo woe is me confessions 24/7 then go to those lame ass threads.

No. 35790


It's okay now man, I just get like this every night when I realize I'm a piece of shit. Also

>tfw I don't have a voice like you

No. 35795

>Reeks of /r9k/
Wow you're absolutely right, remember how the first request was of somebody beating a woman? And how the discussion has been almost exclusively about how many piss jugs everybody has?

>/Soc/ Tier thread

We've got /pol/ tier threads up on /b/ too, like the Hitler and pronouns threads, why aren't those cancerous?

>reeks of thirsty betas enabling attention whores

I wasn't aware that people asking for someone to read stories and help them calm down was particularly horrible.

>attracts more robots and8gaggers to community

>Robots and 8gaggers will leave their own sites for something that would be considered a dead board by most of them
>All for the vocaroo threads

>eventually the likes of these creatures will be accepted

God knows that anyone not already from this chan doesn't belong here. Because that absolutely makes sense.

Fuck sake, what makes you think robots or typical chan shitposters will ever be accepted here?

Hey man, how you talk to/about yourself is impossibly important to your identity as a person. If you keep talking about yourself as a piece of shit, then your creative-subconcious (will maintains your understanding of reality/your character) will begin to take it as fact, and will cause you to adjust your actions accordingly. The better you talk to yourself, the better you'll feel, and the better you'll act.

You're an awesome person, don't lie to yourself.

No. 35801

File: 1442175549384.jpg (53.74 KB, 736x1250, 1424721521825.jpg)

>Hey man, how you talk to/about yourself is impossibly important to your identity as a person. If you keep talking about yourself as a piece of shit, then your creative-subconcious (will maintains your understanding of reality/your character) will begin to take it as fact, and will cause you to adjust your actions accordingly. The better you talk to yourself, the better you'll feel, and the better you'll act.

>You're an awesome person, don't lie to yourself.

Getting called as one from everyone does that to you, my twin brother died at birth and I was the one that lived. There is not a single that I don't wish he was the one that lived, maybe he could be the person I always wanted to be. I'm just a lazy fat fuck with no redeeming features living in 3rd world. I'm just destined to be a piece of shit from birth.

No. 35802

Oh god i genuinely hope you do it. My ovaries are 2excite. And yes its the hot voice and i personally think youre a sweetheart for fulfilling so many requests including ones that are out of a lot of peoples comfort zones

No. 35807

proud to be of service ;)

No. 35810


Just gonna drop this here.

No. 35855

I recorded that chunk of dialogue as a tester.
I'm just recording with a headset so.. sorry about those S's


No. 35927

>Trying to power through the Very Old Folk
>Getting close to the massive paragraph at the end
>"The soldiers were the fifth cohort of the XIIth legion, under the military tribune Sex. Asellius; and the legatus of the whole region, Cn. Balbutius, had also come from Calagurris, where the permanent station was"

I never took Latin, this is a pain in the ass like nothing else. Would you be alright if I postponed this one until I get some other requests out of the way?

>Try to get the opening and some of the chorus recorded in the proper octave
>"and should the Sky be filled with, fire and smoke"
>Sky goes way above my max range, even my falsetto can't do it right.

Holy shit, I thought my body was more ready for this, I'm disappointing people left and right and I think I'm getting a cold.

>fulfilling so many requests including ones that are out of a lot of peoples comfort zones

Most of these requests are pretty tame.

Though the fapping request is really borderline for what I'm comfortable with.

Could you please upload that to vocaroo really quickly? Theres something I want to show.

Also, fucking inbuilt laptop cams. I keep trying to make a webm of me saying hi for people who wnated to see my face, but the cam keeps going white and changing brightness.

No. 35932


Forgot to post this. Personally, I'm not too happy with it, but I want to give you something at the very least.

No. 35935

>Could you please upload that to vocaroo really quickly? Theres something I want to show.
is there a way to dl it without making an account? I didn't really want to create one is all.

No. 35937

I have no idea actually, I've not ever made an account myself.

No. 35950

>attracts more robots and 8gaggers to community
>eventually the likes of these creatures will be accepted
Are you illiterate?

Unlike 4chan /b/ is not a anything goes containment board. Fuck off.

>policing a thread that's exactly where it belongs
No. Shut the fuck up. Robots don't belong here. The entire concept of the containment thread is now worthless.

>this is /b/ and anything is welcomed here

See above

>somewhat interesting

pffthahaha you're fucking kidding right?

>/pt/ or /snow/

>shitty relationship problems and abloobloo woe is me confessions 24/7

>when out of arguments, I must make baseless assumptions

No. 35974

>only woman beating and piss jug meems on /r9k/ LOL xD I must exaggerate the fuck out of that board to make vocaroo attention-whoring cancer seem reasonable xD
>it's automatically /pol/ because they're talking about hitler and tumblr xD
>a few people talking about "/pol/"-tier topics are as bad as the board being invaded by robots and 8gaggers xD

Holy christ your whole post is stupidest shit I've read thus far. I can't tell if you're just making up retarded speculations and exaggerations or you genuinely believe them.

Anyhow, mentally challenged people such as you should be banned. Provide a proper rebuttal to what I say instead of making shit up or GTFO

>Fuck sake, what makes you think robots or typical chan shitposters will ever be accepted here?

They're already accepted by you, cunt.

No. 35976

>It's the random board, where anything goes
No, 4chan notions do NOT apply to lolcow. Get out.

No. 35978

yeah can we get a mod in here?
someone's getting triggered

No. 35980

The best thing to do is report them.

No. 35982

Could you not contain your autism in one post?

No. 35990

If I'm being autistic and le triggered, what is >>35795?

No. 35999

I appreciate it still.

How is the Jon snow readings going?

No. 36002

You're pure milk and autism, don't stop posting ok

No. 36005


No. 36006

I love you anon <3

No. 36007

File: 1442195829850.jpg (6.68 KB, 250x242, 1429358445161.jpg)

Why don't the guys I know sound this cute?

No. 36017

File: 1442196378115.png (24.2 KB, 200x200, 1424202975514-1.png)

A-anyone else been looking forward to Anon's lewd recording all day?

No. 36019


No. 36031

also here's your recording anon.

I tried out vocaroo but clypit sounds much better.

No. 36032

Me tbh

No. 36043

You aren't alone.

No. 36050

>Getting cold feet about the whole idea
>"Hey, maybe no one will actually care"
>Check thread

Well, I said I'd do it. Might be a little longer though.

I'm sure theres some lonely nerd with a voice like mine, you just need to find him

I'm speaking from experience

>How goes the Jon Snow readings

Well, lets just say that, as nice as my voice is, theres a good reason that they Cast Kit Harrington as Jon Snow and not me.

No. 36059

File: 1442205000304.jpg (120.3 KB, 540x722, tumblr_nudh3zxFus1usw2w2o1_540…)

Oh anon, I don't care if you sound like Jon. I just wanted to hear your voice more, and didn't want to wear you out on reading the hobbit/lotr. (Which I'm not sure is possible.)

No. 36062

>didn't want to wear you out on reading the hobbit/lotr. (Which I'm not sure is possible.)
This is absolutely impossible, please feel free to request whatever, as long as it is somewhat short (>10 minutes) and doesn't contain too much latin/elvish/other odd languages.

Damn. Just damn.

No. 36067

Ooops, I just realized I never posted the Jon Snow stuff in >>36050


No. 36068

Its good bro, I thought you might just be pudding out, but I can barely read that shit aloud to myself right.

Do you think you can get back to it soon though? Your voice is good for lovecraftian stuff.

No. 36069

I'll try my best man, but this is a surprisingly long read.

No. 36072

Could you record some things you might say if you were cuddling next to someone?

Sorry if that's too creepy or unspecific. I'm having trouble sleeping.

No. 36073

Thank you~

No. 36075

You should try putting on some of the hobbit recordings, its really relaxing.

I fell asleep last night listening to Sif

No. 36081

I have been but I'd also like to pretend I have anirl bf.

No. 36084

>Tfw kiss-less snuggle-less virgin
>tfw I have no idea what snuggling couples say to each other


I seriously don't know what to say beyond that, but I can try if you want it longer.

Fappening is happening soon too guys, I just need to wait a little longer for everyone to go to bed.

No. 36123

>Grabbed laptop and mic and set up on bed
>Friend on skype calls, in tears
>3 1/2 hours consoling her and talking to her until she calmed down enough to go to sleep on cam

So that's just happened. I'm not backing out of this, but I'm sorry to say I'm too tired and distracted to have a good wank right now, and will try to get it in tomorrow afternoon.

No. 36139

Can you landwhales act any more pathetic?

No. 36143

>Waaah waaah people don't like what I don't like, let's call them fat. That'll show 'em!

No. 36144

Thank you for trying at all anon, we really appreciate it <3

No. 36145

File: 1442238968235.jpg (52.87 KB, 540x405, funny-cat-glass-wine-bottle.jp…)

You're not a nerd anon, you're cool like this cat.

No. 36157

Sorry about your friend.

No. 36158

Anon do you live on the west cost?

No. 36172

He sounds Canadian to me.

No. 36186

File: 1442247180054.jpg (568.07 KB, 1272x1094, 1442107643368.jpg)

I wish I could listen to you talk for 3 1/2 hours…

No. 36201

Sure, I like making people happy and if all I need to do to do that is read some stories, then I'll gladly do it.

>I Frequently cosplay
>My childhood was the Hobbit/Lord of the Rings and Vidya
>First job was/is working at Gamestop

But I am a nerd though.

Thanks. I woke up with a text from her thanking me and saying she's feeling a lot better.

>West Coast

Damn, is my voice/accent that placeable?

I'm from Seattle

Don't lose hope, you never know what could happen

No. 36202

Didn't mean to sage

No. 36228

eugh, clypit keeps cutting my track short before I finish
but also I'm getting nervous because I can hear my neighbors across the hall coming in and slamming doors and such so I'm just gonna quit while I'm ahead


even singing anonymously to an audience I will never see or meet in person makes me nervous and sweaty, so thinking of my neighbors hearing me makes me want to cringe until I implode.
also sorry my internet connection is bad so there's like 14 seconds of dead silence at the beginning there.

No. 36239

Your voice is fucking gorgeous, who cares if your neighbors heard?

Again though, I seriously recommend Audacity, it cleans audio up beautifully

No. 36260

What cosplays have you done?

No. 36278

I could only afford to do two the past two years, Cecil Palmer from Nightvale, and an Imperial Guardsman from Warhammer 40K.

With the Guardsman I've been learning how to make armor from eva foam, so I'm hoping to do some bigger cosplays for Emerald City Comicon.

No. 36283

haha, just me, I guess.
It only really makes a difference because I have terrible stage fright/social anxiety. if I think anyone might be listening, then my vocal chords get really tense and my whole body starts shaking.
I really love to sing but even something like drunken karaoke night is totally out of the question.
Thank you for the tip, by the way, I'm downloading it now. :)

No. 36287

hi nice voice anon…. umm we live in the same city.

No. 36291

File: 1442273910950.gif (259.04 KB, 301x301, 1414368759495.gif)

Holy shit, I'll admit I did not see something like this coming.

I'm actually just outside Seattle proper, closer to Bellevue

No. 36293

File: 1442274271147.gif (55.21 KB, 363x267, holywow.gif)

You're kidding right? I live in Bellevue…

No. 36296

File: 1442274729770.jpg (40.9 KB, 351x359, confusion.jpg)

I'm in Issaquah

Please tell me this isn't a ruse

No. 36298

File: 1442275396310.gif (234.15 KB, 500x350, holyshit.gif)

Not a ruse…
what is going on..

No. 36299

File: 1442275529671.jpg (5.77 KB, 213x144, 1439750396569.jpg)

>tfw you are Anon's true soulmate but you live on the other side of the country.

Fuck you slut.

No. 36302

It's okay, I'd hug literally everyone in this thread, even the "Not on my board" anon.

No. 36307

File: 1442278656351.jpg (49.94 KB, 640x640, saltybitch.jpg)

No. 36310

File: 1442279366883.png (902.07 KB, 1080x1920, Screenshot_2015-09-13-20-48-41…)

I'm sorry I just wanted to chat.
I'm kind of lonely.


No. 36315

You've got a very cute voice, you should really try and get out there and go out with your flatmates. Very few of the best stories from uni begin with "I decided to stay in". Go out and make some awesome stories.

Might advise against reading anything with a lewd cover in public though, gonna catch shit for that no matter the character

No. 36316

Aw you sound adorable. Love your accent!

No. 36324

are we still getting a fap recording?

No. 36325

Yeah, I missed the opportunity earlier, but should be able to get that recorded in about a half hour, give or take 10 minutes.

No. 36334

Godammit, I'm gonna be a bit longer, I keep getting too nervous and just losing it half way through.

I'm gonna go make sure I'm not gonna be interrupted, and try to get myself worked up again.

No. 36335


I just can't do it. I had thought that it okay, and that I could handle it, but I'm just too nervous and uncomfortable doing it. I'll do lewd requests, and shit, I'll even cam with you guys via omegle or some shit, but I just cant do this.


No. 36349

>th-this isn't pathetic, I swear!

No. 36374

You sound really cute! And I understand how you feel. You'll make a lot of friends in your classes too. And I don't think it's weird that you were reading! Maybe they were the weird ones.

No. 36662

Thred ded?

No. 36663

File: 1442364027568.jpg (116.33 KB, 600x296, Once_Upon_A_Time_In_Hobbiton_b…)

Hey voice anon could you read 10mins worth of the hobbit.

No. 36665

That's ok, it's kinda cute that you're nervous actually.

No. 36666

Nope, I'm just working on the Very Old Folk again

I'm on it as soon as possible.

>Its kina cute that you're nervous

No. 36667

File: 1442366082738.jpg (192.64 KB, 476x599, tumblr_ngfvnv5xPm1qcot5jo1_r2_…)

Anon, thanks for taking all my hobbit/lotrs, and game of thrones request.

No. 36914

Of course! I really don't know if you realise how much I love Tolkien. I'm starting this now.

>tfw trying to read Very Old Folk on a by paragraph basis

>finally get to the last paragraph

Holy shit M8, i didn't realize quite what I'd suggested. Are there any others you'd rather me do?

No. 36915

I do, and I'm slowly trying to get you to read the whole book.

No. 36932

>cam via omegle
but anon, would you do lewd things?

No. 36947



Fun fact, Audacity crashed no less than 7 times trying to record this, leading to somewhat varied pitch/voices. I'm also sorry about the accent, the version I've listened to for the past few years had a pronounced accent which has definitely rubbed off on my reading. I tried to fight it, but ultimately couldnt.

If you want me to try again, I will, I'm not entirely happy with this as is.

I can't even record myself doing it.

M-maybe, no promises

No. 36961

Nice voice, mate. Where in the UK are you?

No. 37017

File: 1442417500897.png (127.29 KB, 500x281, umafool.png)

This thread sounds like fun
But it's so late here but I'd like to do stuff tomorrow if anyone has anything


I sound tired because I am lol and no limit on voices if there's some weird stuff to be read hahaha

No. 37018


Cute accent AusAnon :>

No. 37021

Still Seattle…

I really tried to fight the accent and keep my voice level, but having listened to the same audiobook so many times, it began to feel natural to mimic the accent and intonation.

I think I'll try to read it again in my normal voice tonight, I'm not entirely sure why I posted that one last night.

So many cute accents, so little time.

>tfw I would've had a kiwi accent if my parents hadn't moved to the states

No. 37030

could a femanon sing Little Talks please

No. 37033

Seconding this with a further request, could you make it downloadable? I kinda want to try the male part and add the backing music.

No. 37086


Thank you! I usually don't like my accent a lot but people seem to love Australian accents and it baffles me lol

No. 37088

Need more femanons. They all sound so cute

No. 37089

Need more requests for femanons, you mean.

No. 37090

i'm female btw. working on my vocal range, love doing voice impressions

No. 37092

I'd advise that you don't so much "force" your voice down, as you "drop" it. I tried to demonstrate as best I could to help.


Keep doing requests too, even if they've been done already!

No. 37094

File: 1442454272063.png (39.91 KB, 293x264, photttt.PNG)

same anon here

I'm weaboo trash so if anyone has any scripts or lines along that way lemme have it lol

I like Tsundere/Yandere shit too
(god I sound congested atm)

Or even just gag scripts/lewd scripts/lines

No. 37095

>Literal perfect anime girl voice

I mean damn, put yourself out there for voice dubbing, you've got a fucking gift

No. 37099

Thank you! But I only do it for fun, plus Australia is a land of despair and a drought of anime.

No. 37109

oh you lucky little bitch

No. 37142

thanks, appreciate it. it's just that it's not just the depth of my voice that i'm altering but also the pitch (?), not sure what it's called. i'm trying to sound like a guy and even though my voice is naturally fairly deep, i don't sound like a guy. still trying to figure out how to do that without sounding like i'm trying too hard.

No. 37165

File: 1442508638720.png (232.16 KB, 494x340, 1423280841430.png)

Can I get a femanon to say "Attention Station, Cap is a condom, ban he." while sounding like an AI?

No. 37171

I already posted about this in the ASMR thread, but, uh… could a guy here do a vocaroo as Egon Spengler, just kind of saying some cute relationship things but staying in character? I know it's a weird-ass reqeust haha

No. 37178

>Egon Spengler

what the fuck anon.

No. 37233

File: 1442533522097.jpg (192.57 KB, 939x1024, ITT Unnerving.jpg)


Adding that to the end of the request doesnt make it any less unnerving

No. 37240

I second this, except with Oswald Spengler instead

No. 37364

File: 1442588538073.jpg (101.69 KB, 709x709, 1438744103307.jpg)

…what does this mean?

No. 37962

So the thread dried up after anon pussed out?

No. 38059

No, I just think no one was asking him.
I mean he has the right to change his mind.

No. 38246

would it be possible for you to do a jeff goldblum impression?

No. 38437


Theres not much point to this other than bumping the thread, but that seems to be a good enough reason in itself.


It's a joke from a game that /v/ has threads on all the time, Space Station 13.

No. 38438

File: 1442993292231.jpg (49.1 KB, 616x699, 1417828132757.jpg)

Also, fuck, meant to say philosopher, not physiologist.

No. 38440

jeff goldblum anon here, it's fine don't stress yourself! take your time friend

No. 38460

Is there any lines in particular that youd like? I'm somewhat partial to the Butterfly effect scene in Jurassic Park, but if there's another bit you'd rather me do, then id be happy to try.

No. 38601


omg yes that one would be awesome!

"see, here i am now, by myself, talking to myself"

"so you two, dig up dinosaurs? ryaarrr hyaarr raaarr harr"

"I, uh, don't think I'm, y'know, so different than your average, y'know, average"

No. 38630

File: 1443069960156.jpg (597.19 KB, 495x1360, 1431208596573.jpg)

question, why Jeff Golblum?

No. 38675

i was late for college this morning because i took ages trying to come up with an answer, and i still don't have one

No. 38677

File: 1443111160787.jpg (17.51 KB, 308x297, 1420113036837.jpg)

This is funnier than it has any right to be

No. 39668

Sorry, gonna be a little later on the recordings

No. 39808

WHAT is this picture from

No. 40095

File: 1443372229150.jpg (330.99 KB, 1608x2001, 1435303266541.jpg)

No. 40099


No. 40361

File: 1443400420380.jpg (314.03 KB, 1843x793, 3c5991544119f23d84082675ac78cf…)

J.R.R. Tolkien voice chan, if you're still here could you read where you left off last from.

No. 40374

I think I would be remiss not to, what with the eclipse and all tonight.

Definitely need to at least read off the Moon Runes on the night of a blood moon eclipse.

No. 40376

I will say however that I'm trying to contribute to /v/ the musical too over on 8ch, so I can't really guarantee it.

No. 41262

Bumping this thread for great justice

No. 41740

That-one-faggot-that-can't-keep-to-proper-timeframes here.

I'm still fully intending to do the Jurassic Park, Spengler, and Hobbit recordings, I'm just also handling schoolwork, prior obligations, and recording my "audition" to a music group. I'll see if I can't force myself to stay on track and get the lines recorded within a the next 3 or so days.

If it makes up for anything, I'm also feeling a little more open about lewd requests

No. 41744

We'll still be here.

No. 41756

Thanks, I'm sorry I'm so shitty when it comes to actually delivering on requests.

No. 42375

File: 1444425220630.gif (1.43 MB, 700x350, 264392.gif)

It's cool.

No. 42447

>Went to bed last night with full intentions to record vocals for /v/ and lines for lolcow all day
>Woke up with the fucking flu

I was not a good person in a past life.

No. 43779

File: 1445543682444.jpg (15.95 KB, 224x193, 153456456.jpg)

I wanted to make a silly recording toooo.

No. 43795


No. 43813

File: 1445571498745.jpg (26.63 KB, 600x300, patrick_stewart_69362.jpg)

You should do more anon.

No. 43824

anon is here with his voice.
What would you want to hear?

No. 43826

>Just let me fucking love yoooou!

No. 43827

No. 43828


No. 43829

Hohohoh yessss, thank you.

No. 43831

I can always make more, I'm just playing games and sitting around.

No. 43833

> Dear diary, you will never guess the crazy shit that happened today…

No. 43834

No. 43928

File: 1445643131981.jpg (94.27 KB, 439x457, hehe.jpg)

No. 43932

No. 43947

can you say something along the lines of "im going to make you choke on my cock you dirty little slut"

god bless

No. 43963

No. 44423

aww awesome thankyou :)

you could always start orating erotica short stories, we definitely wont mind

No. 44435


I'm not letting myself sleep without recording at least one of the requests too.

Let me know if people would rather I stopped posting, I completely understand

No. 44438

File: 1446108447574.gif (495.5 KB, 500x281, 1424531805516.gif)

Meant to post pic and mention one other thing, if the >>44444 post is a request of any sort, I will follow through no matter what.

I don't know why I felt the need to make this known an hour later, but I'll just go ahead and blame it on it being 2am and me not being of sound mind at the moment.

No. 44444

please more dirty talk. you guys have such nice voices

No. 44445

did you record a request?

No. 44449

how about "ladies form a line, its cock sucking time"


"baby, im going to wreck you"

No. 44457

do you have any requests for us ladies anon-san?

No. 44545

>"ladies form a line, its cock sucking time"
Why is this so goddamn funny? I actually cannot read it without laughing.

No. 44546

No. 44556

where are you from

No. 44558


Rather not say, let's just say East-East Europe.

No. 44559

is it russia qt?

No. 44561


No, it's almost Greece.

No. 44565

hm… bulgaria? either way, your accent is hot. do you mind if i request you to say >>35590?

i'm collecting. ;^)

No. 44566

File: 1446156665285.jpg (65.39 KB, 1280x720, [HorribleSubs] One-Punch Man -…)


Nope, I don't like mentioning where I'm from.


Damn this came out so shitty.

No. 44569

please say "are you alright? can i make you a cup of tea, darling?"


No. 44570

Thank you cutie~

Oo seconding this.

No. 44571

No. 44572

File: 1446158009277.gif (983.49 KB, 500x440, ff.gif)



I'm feeling embarrassed a bit

No. 44574

Th-thank you anon! It's perfect!

No. 44575

File: 1446159146414.png (98.05 KB, 600x400, 1426329506764.png)


Never thought someone would think of my voice and accent as good.

No. 44577

No. 44579

File: 1446160290864.jpg (36.8 KB, 640x360, 1369441595777.jpg)


T-thanks, glad you liked it.

No. 44580

What are you guys doing with these recordings?

No. 44581


No. 44582

appreciating a nice voice saying nice things

No. 44585

Saving them for future fappenings.

No. 44596

Can you please sensually say "Stay still or I'll have to punish you. Good girl, you look so cute when you're embarassed."
Pls post it to vocaroo too. Your voice makes me melt.

No. 44608

i seccond this request

No. 44609

kek why yes i am naked under my clothes.

please dont stop

No. 44612

File: 1446178650321.gif (925.41 KB, 500x281, 42096f23738b3ee3ac6768ff5f06b4…)

I just discovered this thread.
I love you, Seattle-anon. Your voice is so sexy, ah.
That would've been amazing if you recorded yourself fapping but I totally understand how difficult it would be to send out to a bunch of strangers. Still have hope you will pull through and surprise us though
I-I have a request…if that's okay.
Could you say "I'm going to fill your pussy with my hot cum"?
Sorry if it's too lewd…

No. 44630

I was working on the Butterfly effect scene from Jurassic Park for the anon who wanted Goldblum lines, but I fell asleep.

Will do

Your voice is actually adorable

Flattery will absolutely get you everywhere when I havent just spent 3 hours shirtless in the woods contorting and scaring the shit out of people. I'd be more than happy to get these recorded tomorrow morning or afternoon.

>I-I have a request…if that's okay.

>Sorry if it's too lewd…
Don't worry about something being too lewd, just go ahead and request it. Chances are I'll wind up doing it.

>Still have hope you will pull through and surprise us though

Not in any way promising anything, but I think I may actually give this another go this weekend

No. 44631

File: 1446190353061.gif (879.08 KB, 500x400, 1439121303264.gif)

>Everywhere with me
Fix'd, also, forgot pic.

As a side note, /late/ on 8ch has some of the comfiest pics

No. 44632

File: 1446192166281.jpg (25.84 KB, 480x360, CQh8krlVAAAC9j0.jpg)

Y'all little voice kinksters are naaaaaaaaassssty. I listened to every single one of em, look at whats become of me!

No. 44656

No. 44657

File: 1446216189812.gif (1022.54 KB, 500x281, giphy.gif)

>called my voice adorable

No. 44659

Ay you, say this >>44545

No. 44660

I'm still happy to do requests, quoted post got my voice ayee

No. 44671

File: 1446230027283.jpg (92.16 KB, 1280x720, [HorribleSubs] One-Punch Man -…)


Be my anime gf.

No. 44679

File: 1446234974767.jpg (35.5 KB, 450x800, dfg.jpg)



I'm so fucking bored tonight.

No. 44680

I tried. sorry about potato quality

No. 44682

wheres my "ladies form a line, its cock sucking time"

i was serious

No. 44683

>May have another go this weekend

Omg girls the fapping might be happening yassss

No. 44684

File: 1446238863918.jpg (57.2 KB, 524x468, 1404953551543.jpg)


>no one is ever going to fap to your voice

No. 44685

I will bruh (no homo)

No. 44688

i will laugh at how you sound when you jiggle your genitals

No. 44689

File: 1446243361297.jpg (1.86 MB, 1920x1080, 1440356589933-0.jpg)

I specifically said I'm not promising anything because I don't want to let you guys down again

I have no idea what to make of this pic in relation to the rest of the post.


No. 44690

welcome :)

No. 44691

I'll fap to you fapping c;

No. 44693

No. 44700

File: 1446250002402.webm (205.23 KB, 360x360, giveyourmeatagoodolrub.webm)

No. 44703

why does it sound like youre in a shower?

No. 44705


Laptop is old, fan works a bit wonky.

No. 44706

Well, that is me tbh tbf imo fam.

No. 44707

File: 1446252568007.jpg (192.7 KB, 1280x824, 1434217274587-0.jpg)



I hope these work well enough for you two. Coincidentally, I'm at the haunted house again tonight, and I've been informed that my new wardrobe is nothing but short shorts, suspenders, and a chip 'n dale-esque bowtie. Truly tonight is a sensual night.

No. 44710

I fucked up the Clypit for the second request, sorry.


No. 44720

File: 1446256725319.jpg (75.14 KB, 1024x561, l0aV0oI.jpg)

>my new wardrobe is nothing but short shorts, suspenders, and a chip 'n dale-esque bowtie
Pics or it didn't happen.

No. 44721

Oh god my ovaries. Bless you anon-kun. Pics of your outfit pleasee

No. 44722

Going through make up now, will post when I finish.

I'm sorry for any disappointment in advance, I'm spookyskelly

No. 44733

Maybe I'll make something for the thread later when I'm bored at like 4am.

No. 44740

File: 1446276558342.jpg (Spoiler Image, 449.88 KB, 1077x1918, WP_20151030_002.jpg)

Apologies, by the time my makeup was finished the show had opened and they needed me to get to the front line as quickly as I possibly could (I'm a roamer, basically security that dresses up as a character and watches out for drunk/stoned/tripping people in the lines to make sure they dont get into the show and hit actors/burn down sets).

I've got some makeup shadowing under my ribs to make me look thinner as part of the character.

I get the feeling I'm going to regret posting this at some point, but right now I'm thoroughly wrecked and not wanting to disappoint again

No. 44741

10/10 would pinch your nips.

No. 44743

No. 44745

since you replied to me, i made this for youuu.

No. 44749

Anyway I'm off now to watch anime, I'll check tomorrow for requests and replies!

No. 44767

More people filling requests is never a bad thing

No. 44772

File: 1446307116555.gif (537.51 KB, 427x240, anime-nosebleed-new-ship.gif)

N-nice body, anon.

No. 44777


I really need to shed all this shit weight soon.

No. 44779

File: 1446309832564.gif (482.82 KB, 480x360, Bone Boogie.gif)

Thanks, I've always thought of myself as just another skelly, so I really appreciate the compliments.

No. 44780

Youre not a skelly anon. I was expecting stick thin when you said that but what we got was something much better. Nice bod. Id lick it/10

No. 44783

This thread is so thirsty and embarrassing. You girls need to get laid and voice fag needs to have some respect for himself and quit whoring himself out to fujoshis

No. 44800

This thread is golden

No. 44804

File: 1446328960295.jpg (16.42 KB, 400x321, C-Documents-and-Settings-jessi…)


these were hilarious and sexy as fuck.

i think you could try playing around with your infliction and pace a bit, but i know shit all about being a VA.

thanks man :)

No. 44810

lol I don't really know anything about it either. I just have had people tell me they like my voice and its fun to do when I have nothing to do at night. But maybe I'll google what an infliction is and try to do it for you haha.

No. 44815

>I'll google what an infliction is and try to do it for you haha
I wonder what yoshi's eggs smell like just curious haha

No. 44816

No. 44817

>voice fag needs to have some respect for himself and quit whoring himself out to fujoshis

I like making people happy, and if all I need to do to make people happy is speak into a mic or post a single faceless picture, then I don't mind doing so.

>I wonder what yoshi's eggs smell like just curious haha
Glad I wasnt the only one whose mind went there.

No. 44818

you shouldn't even bother replying to the negative comments, we are doing gods work anon.

No. 44819

take your bait elsewhere.


No. 44821

I don't feel that they're so negative or b8ed that they don't deserve acknowledgement, and its the difference between somebody making their point known in one post, clearly and concisely, and someone repeatedly spamming the thread with "Gas the voicefags, boardwar now".

No. 44822

i dont really know how to word it, but the clips are all quite similar in how they sound. a bit like youre repeating the same emotion and experience.

i dont know if you think much about the scene that youre lines would fit into, is the persona feeling angry, desperately horny, sad, vengeful, cheeky etc?
you can do lusty well.
who are they interacting with and what reaction do they want to illicit?

also, what about using some foley? maybe some props could help stimulate more expression in your voice?

dont take this too seriously, im not an actor in any way and im pretty high

No. 44825

I am about to get high and I'll consider your suggestions later after I get home!
You should leave me a request for when I get back that you think would invoke some of those things, also I may have been very monotone when I made those because it was 2am lol.

I'll try to make the dirty ones mid-fap next time so they have more emotion.

No. 44826

fekken doicent m8, have a good one

ill think about a request for you, my brain is not in slut mode right now so it will probably be a while

No. 44835

>Winds reaching and exceeding 30 MPH
>Rain coming in sheets sideways
>I've got the same outfit as last night

Pray for me farmers, I don't think the bowtie will help me much

No. 44840

Anytime boooo.

No. 44857

Sadly, I'm not anime :c

No. 44876

It's the same here, hope you're okay anon!

I'm just going to drop this off here for everyone because I'm bored and lonely today.

No. 44879


how about something like,
"youve been a bad girl so im leaving you tied to this bed and youre staying there until you fucking learn to be a good little whore." (you could be angry/frustrated for this part.)

"now lie there and keep your mouth shut because ive got work to do, if you behave i might even let you cum when i fuck you tonight." (maybe more calm/contoling tone here?)

im still so hungover from halloween, thinking is hard. all those brain cells….

say "im a dirty slut" in that cute voice youve got

No. 44882

#1 http://vocaroo.com/i/s0rexTIbBQFE
#2 http://vocaroo.com/i/s17mWCjQS4uL

Angry one probably sucks, I never get angry lol.

No. 44883


You can be my normal one ;)

No. 44887

File: 1446427632823.gif (80.53 KB, 400x319, giphy-1.gif)

My mother would be proud.


Pic related.

No. 44888

No. 44889

Any requests?

No. 44890

I want to hear your schlick moans.

No. 44892

I can do requests for you too if you like my voice and want to turn yourself on with it.

No. 44893

File: 1446429763757.gif (475.42 KB, 359x270, c851280dfc35207936e407655e2226…)

My roommates are being quite loud tonight, but I'll have something up for you tomorrow.

I would like that, I need to think a bit though!

No. 44894

If you want you can just give me like a genre of an idea of dirty talk you might like and I can come up with something to entertain you for now.

No. 44897

P-punishment? I like that…
Surprise me, anon-sama.

No. 44899

Give me pointers if it sucks haha.

No. 44902

File: 1446433198091.jpg (70.08 KB, 700x400, omg.jpg)

Th-that was perfect

No. 44905

Well I'm glad you liked it!
If you want me to make anymore just ask, I'm a neet boy so I have lots of spare time.

No. 44906

Requesting >>35590
ty b0ss

No. 44907

Have you ever thought about doing erotic hypnosis? You have a really good voice for it.

No. 44909


I kinda like these little voiceblogs, even if I'm boring and odd.

Side note, theres a voice acting thread over on 8/tg/ that I'm sure would love some more contributors.

No. 44912

I did it already, I'm the 2nd one quoting your post haha. It was the first one I did in the whole thread I think.
But just for fun you can have it twice lol.

No. 44913

Erotic hypnosis? I'm not entirely sure what that entails but it might be fun lol.
I have not really done anything with my voice but make a few vocaroos here and there for people.

No. 44918

Anon, your voice absolutely makes me melt. And don't feel shy about requesting things! I would love to do a request for you in return for the stuff you've already done.

No. 44920

honest question, why don't you just go to 4chan soc instead of here?

No. 44922

I wish I could grab your crotch that lady is lucky af

No. 44924

File: 1446443800638.jpg (38.1 KB, 345x345, 53.jpg)

Can anybody PUH LEASE say "Lek is a cool guy?" pls :)

No. 44951

File: 1446484608403.jpg (36.71 KB, 269x270, 1426424954371.jpg)

>tfw want to do some of these because bored but it's embarrassing

No. 44954

No. 45047

>honest question, why don't you just go to 4chan soc instead of here?
Combination of unfamiliarity, convenience, and pay off on effort. I make a habit of not going to 4chan in general due to the speed at which threads burn out and the quasi-chan community its become. I find this thread convenient because I can easily swap between this thread and /pt/ threads while actually finding new and interesting cows to milk. And finally, I feel like people actually enjoy what I do here, I'm not just some mediocre voice in a sea of voices, people actually want me to record things for them.

>And don't feel shy about requesting things!
I'm just naturally shy when it comes to lewd things with girls. I much prefer talking to girls over talking to guys, but I tend to clam up when it comes to sexuality, and either sit there awkwardly, or make jokes when the opportunity arises. Half of the time the jokes are legitimate questions phrased as jokes so I can play them off without completely embarrassing myself

>I wish I could grab your crotch that lady is lucky af
It was actually really fucking awkward, and seeing as how this is the first year I've been roaming, that was the first time I've been groped so far. I'm actually pretty lucky, comparatively, the female roamers get groped by drunks at least once a night usually.

Fucking go for it, what have you got to lose?

No. 45048

File: 1446504488969.jpg (107.66 KB, 437x437, 1418252397687.jpg)

Meant to sage and use proper grammar.

No. 45050

decent, love the seccond one.

omg that was hot as fuck, i wish i had your voice

voice blog whenever you want, its fun to listen too

No. 45051

hi jessica

No. 45052


>Fucking go for it, what have you got to lose?

I-I just feel weird and stop doing it halfway. I can feel I'm blushing and face heating up.

>tfw too fucking shy even as anonymous

No. 45083

No. 45100

Will make today, sorry for the slight lateness anon!

No. 45105

All is forgiven anoness!
looking forward to it

No. 45110

File: 1446567498021.jpg (94.97 KB, 500x375, 1446512669894.jpg)

No. 45148

Roommates going to work in about an hour! Will deliver at that time.

No. 45153

want me to do any requests while u wait?

No. 45157

File: 1446594231420.png (1.73 MB, 1366x768, To Aru Majutsu no Index II ep …)

Okay so I recorded it but I'm getting cold feet because I've never listened to myself before and I feel like I sound silly when I play it back.

No. 45158

When I make my recordings I never listen to them. I feel the same way about my voice when I listen to it.

No. 45160

No. 45161

File: 1446594723141.jpg (84.67 KB, 300x242, fuckit.jpg)

Alright, here goes nothing before I get cold feet for real. Sorry about the background noise and the cutting out. Not sure what's going on with that.


I-I'd better get a reward!

No. 45163

what would u like?
I'm actually like mid fap right now so I could let you hear me cum too.

No. 45164

Y-yes! That would be perfect.

No. 45165

also you sound so wet, hnnnnnnng. Just tell me what you would like and its yours.

No. 45166

haha ok, give me a few minutes!

No. 45167

Yes, got a new toy so I took it for a test drive. I think it's my new favorite? It's definitely my new favorite.


No. 45168

I hope you like mine, yours was really hot.

No. 45169

File: 1446595974431.gif (985.47 KB, 500x365, omggggg.gif)

Pic very fucking related.

Thank you, anon!

No. 45170

No. 45184

No. 45187

I just don't like to clog the thread with only me. But you can always ask for meee and say you are moan girl haha

No. 45213

File: 1446631444980.png (395.32 KB, 600x600, 2.png)

>this thread

No. 45222

What the fuck happened to this thread…

No. 45223

No. 45248

so, farmers, which voice anon would you fug?

No. 45265

None. They are probably all ugly irl

No. 45292

No. 45315

Will someone please read a creepypasta? Preferably a very spoOOoOoky one?

No. 45317

I'd be down, I'm kinda stuck in bed with a stomach flu anyway, so I've not got much else going on.

Any sort in particular?

No. 45318

I would be content with anything! Surprise me, I just want to be very scared tonight because I have nothing better to do lmao.

No. 45323

Apologies, sorting out some drama, should get on this in an hour or so

No. 45351

I'm really sorry, I fell asleep a quarter of the way through recording it, I will deliver tonight

No. 45776

Anyone around with a request?
Lewd anon is bored.

No. 45869

As lewd as you can get.

I'm going to eat all your fried chicken girl.

No. 45870

lewd anon like this request too.

No. 45873

File: 1446780559072.gif (473.34 KB, 250x141, YES!.gif)

Thank you. ♥

No. 45880

You are most welcome chicken goddess

No. 46059

As you can tell, I'm not terribly good at this whole "time management" thing. In all seriousness, life has a way of happening, and I'm not particularly good at managing its happenings.

Regardless, I present "The Antiguan Giant", an ocean based story that triggers my thalassophobia in the worst ways. I'd have added ocean sounds and some later described sounds in if it werent 1 am and I wasn't tired to the point of near passing out.


Figured "fuck it, have fun with it" so here's a close approximation of my pornstar voice.


No. 46060

File: 1446888731263.jpg (241.54 KB, 1920x1200, 1443981454469.jpg)

Fuck I'm bad at adding pictures before I post.

Side note to the Bellevue anon, assuming they're still lurking the thread, if you like nightdriving at all, you've got to go along SE Newport Way, it was fucking incredible tonight for reasons I can't really put to words. Tons of wooded sections with sparse streetlights giving little bubbles of light along the dark road.

Don't know if you care/are here, but it struck me as really fucking cool coming home tonight, to the point where I'm gonna bring a camera along next time and get some pictures.

Sage because unrelated 1am blog that I should probably just voice next time.

No. 46153

LOVE IT anon, thank you so much! You have the perfect voice for that story!

No. 46156

File: 1447007007274.gif (2.84 MB, 400x225, 1413360524239-0.gif)

Thank you! Let me know if there's any other story you think I should do.

No. 46176

"Bigmouth strikes again
And I've got no right to take my place
With the human race"
and how about
"Sweetness, sweetness I was only joking
When I said I'd like to
Smash every tooth in your head"

No. 46191

You want me to just say words from the smiths song? hahaha

No. 46194

No. 47172

My gf just dumped me out of nowhere the morning after she told me she wanted to take things between us further. From what a mutual friend told me, she was really into me since the first night we met.

Can I get some comforting words or something? Ordinarily I wouldn't waste a post on something I should be able to handle myself, but this kind of set off all sorts of insecurity bullshit, and I just want to hear someone caring.

The saddest part is that this thread started before and has lasted longer than my first relationship.

This may or may not be SeattleAnon

No. 47197

No. 47269

Thank you, id have recorded and replied to you, but a storm took out our power and internet last night.

No. 47435

I hope you feel better soon, anon.
breakups are tough.

No. 47897

File: 1448257648206.jpg (180.02 KB, 1024x768, 1431182286622-1.jpg)

No. 48075

No. 53630

RIP in Peaches thread.

No. 73514

No. 73515

omg please say

"You're so adorable and kind. But your heart is stronger than anyone's and I love you for that. I'll be by your side forever to always protect you."

slap it on vocaroo cause idk how to download stuff from clyp.it please i have no shame

No. 73516


Let me know if you want me to fix any part of it up. I need to fix my pop filter, so sorry for some of the popping the audio.

No. 73517

Fuck I'm tired.

>Sorry for some of the breaths popping the audio

No. 73520

ugh im dead! thank you lots qt xxx

No. 73522

"For quite some time now I have had a fantasy about hooking up with a girl, discovering that she has a cock, being fucked with said cock, and then having my balls gradually swell up and turn into baby versions of the girl who fucked me. I've considered having to give birth to them out of my ass, or simply having the skin of my scrotum tear open, but either way would be incredibly painful."

No. 73525

No. 73547

i love this thread! i want to contribute a recording too, but since english is my second language, my pronunciation isn't good. in the recording, i read this story: http://www.bedtime.com/the-soup-princess/ , just the first four paragraphs.


No. 73556

No. 73560

the way you read the lyrics is interesting, like an automated phone operator. are you doing it on purpose?

No. 73562

holy shit dude

No. 73568

File: 1456514670171.jpg (11.04 KB, 222x222, 114622828014185.jpg)

No. 73592

This is beautiful

No. 73594

your voice is nice and relaxing, whats your native language?

No. 73596

whoops wrong quote

this has to be automated, those woop woops

No. 73598

absolutely disgusting

No. 73626

No. 73636

You love it.

Your voice is perfect for this!

No. 73639

File: 1456547316002.gif (491.85 KB, 480x360, tumblr_n3d3ewEYZk1tq4of6o1_500…)

>nice and relaxing
thank you anon, honestly i was thinking my voice doesn't sound good, so reading your comment ease me up a little, hehe. my native language is malay.

Agree with anon, your voice is perfect for an automated message!

No. 74440

well…i tried my best


No. 75323

oooh anon, please say,"there's a lot to do, get your ass out there and stop procrastinating, ffs (or any other swearing that you're comfortable with)!!"

No. 76208

No. 76220

Requesting this: “There was a kindliness about intoxication—there was that indescribable gloss and glamour it gave, like the memories of ephemeral and faded evenings.”

It's from The Beautiful and Damned by F. Scott Fitzgerald.

No. 76237

Someone sing the chorus of Settle Down (The 1975)

No. 76286

People should do more silly things like this.

No. 76397

File: 1457039183077.png (290.94 KB, 750x366, 1456508284770.png)

No. 76818


I'm not a great singer, but the sentiment remains. What's wrong, anon? You okay?

No. 76853

Anyone want something with an Australian accent?
Apparently mines heavy as fuck.

No. 76869

Say "A plague upon the stiff necks of dwarves."

No. 77012

File: 1457084371926.jpg (9.72 KB, 300x199, 201504_1143_abfih_sm.jpg)

Aaaah thank you anon!

No. 77090

https://clyp.it/10hb11d3 . I hope my pronunciation is understandable.

I'm no singer, but I tried my best : https://clyp.it/2mekxfsz

Your voice is cute anon, you should sing more :)

No. 77354

Someone please read a verse from Pokemon's theme song dramatically.

No. 77357

File: 1457165795184.png (322.84 KB, 440x510, 1154692820326826.png)

No problem. It makes me feel good to know somebody likes hearing my voice.

No. 77449

No. 77637

Will you do horibad fanfic?

>Over the course of most of the night they would remain locked together, coming together multiple times as Harry’s heat continued. Only when Kingsley’s knot went down and he managed to slip out of his younger mate did he scoop Harry out of the bed and carried him to the bathroom. Harry whined softly, still half asleep as he was set down on the edge of the massive whirlpool tub. He purred when Kingsley lowered him into the hot water, nuzzling back into Kingsley’s chest as the man slipped in behind him. Kingsley methodically washed Harry, though he fought back a faint smirk as he gently nudged the plug into his mate’s entrance, making Harry whine and squirm as his oversensitive nerves were stimulated once more. Harry’s body had done a pretty good job in ensuring that none of his spunk had leaked out of the smaller man, but he wanted Harry to relax completely which is why he used the plug. It was to help ensure that his mate’s body would accept his seed and increase Harry’s chances of getting pregnant.

>“Dray wants us to go over when this is done.”Harry muttered, blinking sleepily as he nuzzled Kingsley’s neck.

No. 77692

My RP English accent is terrible, but here you go, hope I did a decent job https://clyp.it/2ktpizp5

No. 77716


That was great, and I can't believe you made it through that without cracking up.

No. 79763

Christ almighty m8, you've got a fucking great voice.

Don't put your voice down man, you sound a bit like some audiobook narrator I grew up listening to. If you're still here, how about you record a creepypasta or something.

It started as a joke, but you could actually make some serious money pretty quickly doing some of those prerecord messages for companies and businesses. assuming you're not doing that already


I'll happily give this a go tomorrow!

Absolutely adorable

>I'm no singer
Holy shit how are you not, that was gorgeous.

General request, can we get more people singing? Sing a snippet of your favorite song and slap that shit into clypit or vocaroo. Post results.

No. 79764

Sorry, forgot to add, you also sound a fair bit like MrCreepypasta, so if youre up for it, you're voice would be perfect for something like htat.

No. 81633

Thank you, glad you like it. Generally I have a bad sense of humor, but I did get close to cracking up a few times when I take my pauses in the recording hahaha

>Sing a snippet of your favorite song
I'm up for it! https://clyp.it/axrttccn

No. 82485

Jesus Christ anon, post more

No. 82525

I'd love to do more, any particular request? I'll leave this one first since the song has been stuck in my head for a couple of weeks : https://clyp.it/kksxaav0

No. 83093

Whatever you want to sing, particularly if it's more Buble

Are you still lurking the thread? I was looking back through and realized that I never recorded another segment of The Hobbit. If that's still wanted, I'd be more than happy to hook into it.

No. 83420

I'm not familiar with Buble's songs other than I sang before, but I just record something with Audacity. Anons who suggested this software in this thread, thank you!! I had fun recording with it, hehehe…playing around with the effects were fun too. In this one I added reverb since the original recording had so much noise : https://clyp.it/41pca30a

No. 83732

I really want to join in this and try a little singing but my singing voice is one of those bloody mezzo-soprano/vibrato belters and I don't want my roommates to hear me bellowing out Fiona Apple at 20:00 at night.

Unrelated but why is the OP picture a happy Buddha?

No. 83811

File: 1459229326860.png (48.04 KB, 224x203, 1556786586 (5).png)

Good to hear somebody picked it up! I got it back when GGsings was still a thing and I fucking adore it. I've used it for vocals and for when I'm trying to voice a specific sort of character (station AI for Spacestaion 13 on /v/ and various space marine voices on /tg/) and it's just brilliant.

It's a bit late for me to record myself, but I can post an bit of a Wicked cover I gave up on a couple months back.


Hate that audio jump at the end though

Go for it! Find a time in which you aren't gonna bother anybody, or just tell ask to deal with it for a bit.

Pic unrelated but holy shit I love One-Punch Man

No. 106433



No. 107072

Anon what the fuck

No. 107076

R U quite alright m8

No. 107077

No. 107254

Please post more

No. 107255

File: 1470937102638.png (97.83 KB, 473x155, tumblr_mq45xytWdY1qju6n5o1_500…)

No. 107496

Oh God not you

No. 107500

There a story to this or what?

No. 107677

Please come back.

No. 107997

>Can I get a guy to say "hey, everything's going to be ok"



No. 108003


You're outside of your natural range, bruh. Don't deepen your voice more than you have to.

>I still kek'd

No. 108004

This is the most insincere thing I've ever heard.

No. 108027

Can I request a girl just saying "I hate her nasolabial folds" per chance?

No. 108038

>look at this thread 9 months too late
Fuck you, vocaroo. :(

No. 108069


No. 108088

File: 1471825298953.jpg (107.19 KB, 469x700, image.jpg)

Can I get an American to say "Wew lad those memes are spicy"

No. 108089

No. 108093

These threads always make me wonder if anyone would be willing to record a few lines for me to use on a game I'm trying to make… would anyone?

I'm not into the game dev community so I don't know how OK that'd be considered either.

No. 108106

Id be happy to record some lines for you, i did a bit of narration earlier in the thread, and id reccomend The Antiguan Giant as a decent show of vocal color, although it isnt really fantastic.

No. 108108

Thanks! It's mostly just lewd stuff, I'll drop my contact info later in another post. You are doing this for free, right?

No. 108109

>Lewd Stuff
Well, just to be clear, I'm a guy.

>He does it for free

Yeah, I get you man, im not expecting pay, assuming you want me

No. 108111

File: 1471848003416.gif (Spoiler Image, 1.45 MB, 200x182, 1434017711685.gif)

That was actually pretty spot on for what I was hoping for, thank you
Your voice is adorable by the way

No. 108112



How lewd are we going for? Lass here

No. 108117

Why would you pretend to be another person when this is such a mild topic?

Nice, I'll ask around here when I have stuff done! It's just a few lines like "Hello", "Don't talk to me again" and key phrases like that, a little like what they have on Rune Factory games. I feel it helps make characters more memorable/real

No. 108120

More than happy to help!

No. 108172

Never put my voice out there, let me know if there's any requests for it.


If not, no problem - just a little bored/alone.

No. 108456

You, sing the proud family theme for me

No. 108476

No singing for me. Yet at least.

No. 108487

Then tell me I'm pretty.

No. 108511

Then just speak the proud family theme

No. 108512


Not that Anon, but I tried. Pls no bully.


No. 108513

cool. now say "i'm just chilling in cedar rapids"

No. 108521

All the thirsty men itt looking for praise is making me cringe like nothing else can.

No. 108537

like puppets on string. p funny

No. 108577


>Like two people answering silly requests in a mostly dead thread

>"OMG look at all these thirsty robots ITT"

You two must be a joy to sing karaoke with.

Somebody read "antigonish" by William Means for me.

No. 108578


Dropped Text.

>Yesterday, upon the stair,

>I met a man who wasn't there.
>He wasn't there again today,
>I wish, I wish he'd go away…

>When I came home last night at three,

>The man was waiting there for me
>But when I looked around the hall,
>I couldn't see him there at all!
>Go away, go away, don't you come back any >more!
>Go away, go away, and please don't slam >the door…

>Last night I saw upon the stair,

>A little man who wasn't there,
>He wasn't there again today
>Oh, how I wish he'd go away…

No. 108598

Have you even read this thread? Every male in here is uwu p-please pay attention to m-me

No. 108623


Wasn't quite sure how to read it, but I definitely loved it, definitely gonna look at Mean's other stuff now.

That's basically how the thread started out, why change anything now?

No. 108624

Pretty much this. Look at the beginning of the thread. It's all the female farmers asking for sexy male voice anons to read nice things to us.

No. 108625

The attention was what kept me wanting to record stuff at the start, so nothing has actually changed, except for a few more guys and a bit less Tolkien

No. 108632


This is great! I've always liked this one, and Means has a lot of other good stuff.


Now U, Cedar Rapids.

No. 108752

To say that I'm seeking attention ITT is true to a certain extent– mostly what I'm after is some constructive criticism or feedback because I do have to do a moderate amount of public speaking as part of my job and I want to improve my voice.

I'd appreciate feedback from other guys posting here if only because they have more experience modulating with a deep voice. But really I'd be grateful to hear from anyone that can speak well enough to hold the attention of other people.

I've tried posting in related threads on /soc/ but honestly dudes that post there seem more concerned with fapping and I'm really just looking to step up my game a little. If someone thinks I sound sexy, lucky me I guess. That's not primarily what I'm going for.


See, I'm guessing this Hillary meme is just a way of saying I sound lame and stilted which is exactly what I'm trying to fix.





This didn't turn out great, but I did it in one take, so there it is.

I also did Samuel L Jackson's monologue from the end of pulp fiction for a /soc/ thread which I thought sounded better. No one replied but idk what the turnaround is like over there so maybe I should give it more time. Here it is, a propos of nothing:


Anyway if anyone can offer feedback I'd appreciate it.

No. 108753


Also I listened to your reading after I did my own. Solid work.

If you liked the poem somebody set it to music back when your grandpa was busy punching nazis. If you're into Fallout/Bioshock-type music, I'll just leave this here:


No. 108756

>See, I'm guessing this Hillary meme is just a way of saying I sound lame and stilted which is exactly what I'm trying to fix.
what the fuck? really? wew you're REACHING dude

can someone else please say, "im just chilling in cedar rapids"

No. 108770


When I read that at first I thought I was being trolled softly. But now that I look again that's stupid. Sry anon.

No. 111813

File: 1475646021000.png (20.31 KB, 176x158, 1436932340441.png)

Its October, the clouds are back, its getting chilly, and creepy clowns are plaguing the countryside, anyone have a scary story?

No. 111817


here's an extremely nerve-racking tale if anyone would like to bite

No. 111899

Anon why?

If there arent any other suggestions by tomorrow night I guess I could try

No. 111980

File: 1475815062018.png (437.63 KB, 629x608, [distress].png)

I don't know whats worse, the actual content or the shitty memes.

No. 111984

File: 1475817943976.jpg (20.88 KB, 500x381, 1428599029120.jpg)

No. 111992

lmao ty. are you the same guy who's been here for a year who read the lotr stuff? i cant tell

No. 111995

One and the same

No. 112010

ur voice sounds less meek and a lot more natural in the bee reading

No. 112011

A lot of things have changed for me between the first bout of clips I recorded and now, and I think Ive changed somewhat myself. Fortunately some things, like my haunted house wardrobe, have stayed the same.

No. 112026

why do you stay on this site & what do u get out of being here also post ur face

No. 112038

This is my favorite place to get fresh milk, even though I rarely post outside of /b/. Dunno what else really to add to that.

And I think I will soon, even if for just a little bit. When peoples interest in this thread died out, it went from being a mystery to sort of a lesser curiosity, so I don't feel like it'd be too disappointing or anything too reveal.

No. 112107

Renewing this request

No. 112109


Working on a good one now. I'll record it as soon as I get a chance.

Does anybody have any particular genres that they'd enjoy? there's damn fine creepypasta to be had these days.

In the meantime, look at this:


No. 112110


Im in a hotel room listening to various horror game soundtracks, Ive never been so panicked and expectant of a jumpscare

No. 112128

Ooh which one are you recording? Ill take anything spooky, and if you wanted to do a couple that would be even better.

No. 112238

Dont know what youre recording, so I cant really prevent overlap, but Ill grab my mic tomorrow and record one myself, thinking ill do "The Thing in the Cornfield" or whatever its called.

As a note, I know >>112010 pointed out that Ive sort of changed how I read aloud, is it better or worse for these sorts of things? Like would you guys prefer I try for the timid, softer style more like how I used to read, or would you prefer I go for the natural, slightly harsher(?) style Ive got now.

Also, went through a big name haunted house in Seattle with some people from my haunt, wound up scaring an actress shitless and being offered a job acting there a couple nights. Not really relevent, but im really hype about it because they actually pay their actors there.

No. 112273

The natural, harsher style sounds a million times better js.

No. 112326

Alright, well then I'll just read it naturally. A huge storm is slated for this weekend, so if other people want to post some spooky recordings to get me through it, that'd be fantastic.

No. 112334

File: 1476244625832.jpg (Spoiler Image, 1.53 MB, 2592x1944, 20161011_202417.jpg)

>post ur face
Here you go, best pic I could get even if the card isnt quite readable. Ill probably leave it up for a little bit then delete the post, but I dont know when I need to delete it by, so it could be that I just wind up leaving it up.

I know most people probably dont care at this point, but to those that do, go wild.

No. 112336

is it the perspective or is your head really that small with respect to your body

No. 112338

I think its a combination of perspective and the shadow from the card.

No. 112341


I was gonna do an untitled one, plus maybe SCP-173 and a longer one but I haven't decided. Don't worry about overlap, just go nuts.

I broke my mic, so it's gonna be a while for me personally.

No. 112374

Sweet, I should actually be able to get my mic tonight, so I'll see if I cant record a couple.

No. 112442

boy, you are a fool

No. 112444

File: 1476389784333.jpg (90.04 KB, 637x848, 800.jpg)

Here so guys dont have to break your necks.

No. 112448

Try to summon a demon and record it please…….

No. 112463

Between getting a new job and my haunt opening, Im having a hell of a time trying to sit down and record something, but assuming the power stays on, Ill try recording saturday early afternoon.
Somebody here already found me on facebook from what I posted, so I figured my face would find its way here eventually. I dont really mind, and if you guys want to fuck with me thats alright, though obviously id prefer you not.
Ill see if I can find anything off /x/ for use

No. 112465

Thanks, posted off my phone, dont know why it made it fuckhueg

No. 112467

we aren't fucking you, just go away now

No. 112469

someone "found" your fb just from your voice? sounds like they already knew you.


No. 112484

No, they told me they found me because of the outfit picture I posted a year ago and my general location. Dont think I knew them, they just asked me a bunch of stuff then either deacitvated their account or never opened it up again. No friends or anything, only activity was a couple of liked memes, so definitely a throwaway account.

I dont know if they still lurk or whatever, but I dont much care either, so long as they dont start pasting infor or anything.

Fuck, why did I waste my time this past year reccording things if now theres no chance Ill get to fuck random anonymous posters?

Im just filling requests on the offchance that they make someone happy, but if you guys think Im attention whoring too much and should actually fuck off, then I can do that.

No. 185886

File: 1491465850298.gif (983.5 KB, 500x258, drunk-and-my-friend-is-still-w…)

Eyyyyy farmers I'm an aspiring VO artist who just got her first mic

My voice type is youthful and bright, so I sound like something you'd hear in a leapfrog or toys r us commercial

Who's as bored as I am and has something for me to say

No. 185899

"I'm Ronald McDonald and you're watching Disney channel."

No. 185928

File: 1491499443418.png (71.16 KB, 500x560, cheerbear.png)

Please say, "Everyone is special in their own special way!"

No. 185957


Righteous! I'll be back on Sunday

No. 185959

We'll be waiting for u anon

No. 186213

File: 1491799727378.png (521.45 KB, 625x312, spongeburb.png)

I'm back, a tiny bit sick and a little hungover but it doesn't seem noticeable

for McDisney anon:

For Cheer Bear anon:


I just took the mic out of the box tonight so I'm still figuring out all the technical stuff. This was fun! I'm open for more requests if anyone wants

No. 186287

just found this thread for the first time..eh. any requests from a femanon who can't sleep?

No. 186288

samefag..FOR. FOR a femanon. I am the femanon. Requests for me. fml

No. 186309

File: 1491874424433.gif (410.88 KB, 427x324, giphy.gif)

Thanks, anon! Your voice is super adorable. You should def do voice overs for kids stuff/anime characters. Reminds me of the voices from My Little Pony 'n Friends in the 80s.

No. 186866

Anon, your voice is gentle on the ears that's for sure! It's really cute

Whereas, I sound like a squeaker haha

No. 186929

Anon you should really be a VO artist, it's very enjoyable to listen to you.

Could you maybe say "Don't stress if you don't get all your plans done today. Getting anything done is an accomplishment" please?

No. 186936

Your voice is sooooo cute :3

No. 186944

Nyanners? Is that you?

No. 186975

does anyone have any requests? femanon with an accent here.

No. 187188

The lyrics to the DuckTales theme spoken in an overly dramatic, theatrical tone.

No. 187190

No. 187198

say "please punish me senpai. i want you to step on me and tell me how worthless i am"

No. 187199

No. 187201

Can you please say:

No. 187206

No. 187207

now moan and say "i'm a naughty boy who desperately deserves to be abused and humiliated by my goddess"

No. 187210

No. 187212

File: 1492479962147.gif (Spoiler Image, 575.26 KB, 500x700, AZIyf7h.gif)

thanks loser

No. 187213


No. 187316

>it expired within a day after I posted it


No. 187328

File: 1492543173609.gif (242.01 KB, 500x375, tellmeimpretty.gif)

Tell me I'm pretty

No. 187331

No. 187334

you have a really nice voice.

4 or 5 weeks, holy fuck anon
is it a lack of people or are you just that schizoid? how do you deal with that?

and if you have time, could you please read this poem for me?

By T.S. Eliot

Quis hic locus, quae regio, quae mundi plaga?

What seas what shores what grey rocks and what islands
What water lapping the bow
And scent of pine and the woodthrush singing through the fog
What images return
O my daughter.

Those who sharpen the tooth of the dog, meaning
Those who glitter with the glory of the hummingbird, meaning
Those who sit in the sty of contentment, meaning
Those who suffer the ecstasy of the animals, meaning

Are become insubstantial, reduced by a wind,
A breath of pine, and the woodsong fog
By this grace dissolved in place
What is this face, less clear and clearer
The pulse in the arm, less strong and stronger—
Given or lent? more distant than stars and nearer than the eye
Whispers and small laughter between leaves and hurrying feet
Under sleep, where all the waters meet.

Bowsprit cracked with ice and paint cracked with heat.
I made this, I have forgotten
And remember.
The rigging weak and the canvas rotten
Between one June and another September.
Made this unknowing, half conscious, unknown, my own.
The garboard strake leaks, the seams need caulking.
This form, this face, this life
Living to live in a world of time beyond me; let me
Resign my life for this life, my speech for that unspoken,
The awakened, lips parted, the hope, the new ships.

What seas what shores what granite islands towards my timbers
And woodthrush calling through the fog
My daughter.

No. 187335

>4 or 5 weeks
That was an exaggeration, I usually call my mom once a week. We don't talk long, but still.

I call the friend I mentioned about once a month. I try not to impose on him too much, because he has a social life and I don't want to annoy him. My mental state deteriorates the longer I'm at college, but music helps a lot.


I hope it's worth listening to. It feels good to talk for somebody.

No. 187341

are u deepthroating the mic

No. 187343

I was probably holding it too close, it's a dinky 20$ headphone mic. My bad.

No. 187443

File: 1492627699617.png (58.77 KB, 197x439, IMG_1375.PNG)

That moan

No. 187458

File: 1492631440205.gif (1.18 MB, 245x346, anigif_6179faf4fe9db26c839f3e8…)

You would make me a very very happy girl if you read this for me with the same snappiness and disbelief of the girl in the original song. Thank yyou, Adam ♡

"Oh, my, God Becky, look at her butt
It is so big, she looks like
One of those rap guys' girlfriends
But, ya know, who understands those rap guys?
They only talk to her, because,
She looks like a total prostitute, 'kay?
I mean, her butt, is just so big
I can't believe it's just so round, it's like out there
I mean gross, look
She's just so,… black!"

No. 187460

hnnnng you have a great voice

You should try and say something a little more dominant for me if you can♡

No. 187473

>/soc/ or omegle
wew dont recommend this type of fuckery to him. it'll be a waste of time as everyone on these is thirsty or just looking for laughs

No. 187486

Here's a small excerpt from the book "Ayoade on Ayoade"


If you have any requests for me let me know.

No. 187514

File: 1492652977126.jpg (63.79 KB, 480x480, nilesyy-nilez.jpg)

Where are you from? That's a mighty pleasing accent.

Could you please say, "You are so much more than what you've been through. The past will never dictate your future, I promise. Everything will be okay. This will pass and everyday is a fresh start."

It's cheesy, but hearing reassuring words are comforting when I'm struggling and I never get to hear them.

No. 187521

Gentle dominant or BDSM dominant?

I'll try tomorrow. Sorry, I had a lot of work today and it's hard to get right.


That's a good idea. It's difficult to find people nearby because I go to college in a small Midwestern town, but I've never really tried chat rooms.

No. 187524

You're voice is gentle and I love your accent,Anon
That reading was wonderful

Could you please say
" Life is infinitely stranger than anything which the mind of man could invent. We would not dare to conceive the things which are really mere commonplaces of existence. If we could fly out of that window hand in hand, hover over this great city, gently remove the roofs, and and peep in at the queer things which are going on, the strange coincidences, the plannings, the cross-purposes, the wonderful chains of events, working through generations, and leading to the most outre results, it would make all fiction with its conventionalities and foreseen conclusions most stale and unprofitable. " ♡

No. 187543

>Gentle dominant or BDSM dominant?

Please be gentle with me anon…

No. 187545

It's a secret ;).

I hope you're okay Anon and that you find this helpful.

Thank you!! Here's your request


Hope you like it.

I also don't mind singing short songs if people wanna request that from me too, Here's an little example http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Q5VHYp4Wi0
The song is called The Garden of Everything if you wanna look it up.

No. 187554

File: 1492697270087.gif (231.92 KB, 500x375, Hf0tK0lqL3tIc.gif)

poem-request-anon here.
im blushing and wet.


No. 187559

You're welcome Mystery!

No. 187562

>It's a secret ;).

Thank you so much for the recording and kind words. Your voice is very comforting and soft. Bless you.

No. 187575

I'm in love ♡
Thank you,Anon. I am forever keeping this, my inner die hard Sherlock Holmes fan salutes you

No. 187579

No. 187582

File: 1492712677220.gif (571.33 KB, 498x280, IMG_5227.GIF)

….thank you that was great

No. 187584

File: 1492715386996.jpg (81.16 KB, 500x281, 468057_1364871158313_500_281.j…)

OMG Adam please do bdsm dom now

No. 187585

File: 1492716407403.gif (246.5 KB, 250x142, image-6D50_50E5BF5D.gif)

Stop it ♡_♡ Thanks for lending your voice to thirsty anons.

No. 187591


This was much harder to say than to write, and I tried to be a bit louder than the other recordings because otherwise it sounded wrong (sound insulation here sucks so it took courage).

I screwed up one of the words. It was intended to be "purple" instead of "bare", but it will take forever if I'm perfectionist about it. I hope you like it regardless.

No. 187601

I'm blushing just thinking of you recording this. I couldn't even finish it. You're a brave one.

No. 187603

Wow this is insanely hot… W-would it be too much to ask for more?

No. 187605

Original dom request anon here, Im pretty happy with what ive started ;) please keep going!

No. 187655

File: 1492769128114.gif (489.53 KB, 499x333, Wet.gif)

No. 187675

This. I don't get the obsession. These girls must be super deprived.

No. 187677

Is it weird that I'm more relaxed than turned on? Your voice is just so soothing.

W-would anyone be interested in hearing me attempt to sing a short japanese lullaby? I just watched The Tale of Princess Kaguya and now this earworm won't leave me.

No. 187715

All these thirsty girls are probably gross as hell in real life and are starved for male attention, even if it's from gross robots. I'm embarrassed for them.

No. 187725

I was probably sponging up a bit too much attention, and it would be really foolish to be anything resembling an internet personality on lolcow.

Thanks to everybody who liked my voice though. It made me feel better.

No. 187726

No, don't go sweet-voiced anon!

No. 187731

Jesus Christ, have some self-respect.

No. 187733

You're not me.

It would be dumb to stay and get embroiled in cattiness and leveling. Besides, it's annoying when anybody turns a thread into an orbiting circlejerk.

Sorry. I genuinely appreciate the sentiment, and I enjoyed talking for you.

No. 187734

now THAT is a beautiful voice

No. 187740

gabe is that you

No. 187742

No. 187747

>wah wah someone is getting attention and it's not me!

Fuck, why do catty bitches have to ruin everything? Thanks for the clips, anon.

No. 187749

Gaelforce Audios?

No. 187769

No. 187788

File: 1492887916474.gif (949.42 KB, 500x254, 987654.gif)

sure, jan

No. 187806

whatever you feel comfortable with.

But I mean come on, you guys could hide the thread and not deal with the thirst on here. Everyone is thirsty wherever you go on the internet haha

No. 187882

Can you call me a cutie? .w.

No. 188022

Excuse the delay, hope you like it.

Aw thank you!

Nope, but I'm Irish so you were close!

No. 188185

File: 1493156265835.gif (495.37 KB, 500x321, ef02d189f05a0ca531ecc6afcb5e82…)

Omg thank you, anon! <3

No. 188202

i'm an irish girl, i wish i could put my voice to decent use on this cute thread fml

No. 188228

"What kind of thread is this?"

"wtf is wrong with her?!"
Listens and fanboys
Oh my god!Swoons with her

Oh goodness anon, no homo but like holy poop can I be your friend? Also…. Coughs undertale?(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE)

No. 188231

holy fuck, wildchild is that you?

No. 188235

File: 1493192558283.png (384.17 KB, 650x430, 5fa511ddcc51b0042072c6c0006611…)

Did you get lost on your way to a xat chatroom?

No. 188246

File: 1493200280285.jpg (197.37 KB, 501x1817, 89d83b274a3784dcc23c908e996c2c…)

Sounds like the stages to fancying Benedict Cumberbatch.

No. 188306

File: 1493237199038.jpg (36.32 KB, 455x350, Seal.jpg)

I forgot to reply to both of you! I'm happy you liked them!

No problem :)

You genuinely made me laugh out loud. Thank you for the compliment and sure you can be my friend, but I feel like I'm missing the meaning behind your Undertale reference…..

No. 188310


I'm that anon. I just came back from work and now I'm all red in the face from shame. Bwaha…. oh god

Pretty much what I did

Ignore me, I'm a spazz. Lemme stew in my shame

No. 189484

Why are you doing this to yourself? Please leave.

No. 189485

You should be ashamed. Ur not cute. You sound like a spergy retard

No. 189487

Female english anon, any requests?

Ages ago someone requested the duck tales theme read, it didn't get done so I thought I'd give it a go: http://vocaroo.com/i/s1OMnY0wdmCu

Sorry if im a bit shitty I want to do this to build up my confidence a little bit

No. 189488

File: 1494028095238.jpg (118.34 KB, 1280x720, 3335353.jpg)

Your voice is so cute. What kind of English accent do you have?

I could totally see you being successful at doing audiobooks or something.

No. 189489

Thanks! I'm from east London but I don't really have the accent I think, everyone tells me I sound kind of posh for the area I'm from

No. 189492

I usually can't stand English accents but your voice is pretty adorable so it makes it tolerable. Very nice.

No. 189505

pls read this in a robot voice.


No. 189507

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Jesus fuck. Kill me please.
Can you say something like that you're cuddling me and that my hair smells good, and then you get a bit annoyed that your dick gets hard because I'm pressing my butt against you and that I'm acting like a slut, and now I shouldn't act so innocent and you get like really dom with me.

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No. 189583

You can try to shame me, but in the end I will make myself cum over and over with my magic wand and feel no regrets.

No. 189588

Are you autistic? You lack a lot of self-awareness since you think any of us want to fucking read this gross shit. Have some self-control.

No. 189591

Lmfao you're ruthless anon. It's true.

No. 189604


sorry for poor mic quality

No. 189625

wow really cute voice. what is your accent though? sounds american but it kind of sounded like you said "lecommend" instead of recommend in the beggining

No. 189635

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No. 189675

Why did these make me laugh

No. 189694

you scammed your way into my heart

No. 189697

Good Indian telemarketer impression.

No. 189712

hahaha <3

No. 189715


sorry I had eggs today

No. 189719

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I just know some robot is going to pop in here now because he's got a fucking fart fetish and furiously fapped to this.

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No. 189729

Oh my god why

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No. 189746

American, I have a speech disorder

No. 189757



snnnnniiiiiiffffffffffff…oh yes my dear….sssnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff….quite pungent indeed…is that….dare I say….sssssssnniff…eggs I smell?……sniff sniff….hmmm…yes…quite so my darling….sniff….quite pungent eggs yes very much so …..ssssssssssssssnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiffffff….ah yes…and also….a hint of….sniff….cheese…..quite wet my dear….sniff…but of yes…this will do nicely….sniff…..please my dear….another if you please….nice a big now….


Oh yes…very good!….very sloppy and wet my dear….hmmmmm…is that a drop of nugget I see on the rim?…hmmmm…..let me…..let me just have a little taste before the sniff my darling…….hmmmmm….hmm..yes….that is a delicate bit of chocolate my dear….ah yes….let me guess…curry for dinner?….oh quite right I am….aren't I?….ok….time for sniff…..sssssnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff…..hmmm…hhhmmmmm I see…yes….yes indeed as well curry……hmmm….that fragrance is quite noticeable….yes…..onion and garlic chutney I take it my dear?…..hmmmmm….yes quite…..


Oh I was not expecting that…that little gust my dear….you caught me off guard…yes…so gentle it was though…hmmmm…let me taste this little one…just one small sniff…..sniff…ah….ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffffff…and yet…so strong…yes…the odor….sniff sniff…hmmm….is that….sniff….hmmm….I can almost taste it my dear…..yes….just…sniff….a little whiff more if you please…..ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffff…ah yes I have it now….yes quite….hhhhmmmm…delectable my dear…..quite exquisite yes…..I dare say…sniff….the most pungent one yet my dear….ssssnnnnniiiifffffffffffffffffffffff….yes….

No. 189759

>sorry, I had taco bell today
>I'm all tapped out
>that was embarrassing, hope it's oka-
Holy shit tears are falling from my eyes. This is a masterpiece.

I think I'm going to throw up.

No. 189791

This sounds like the chick that did the TemFlakes vocaroo

No. 189794

No. 189842

Going through this thread made me realize how shit New Zealand accents are

No. 189863

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Please tell me what a naughty goy I've been.

No. 189913

No. 189928

v pretty anon

No. 190057

Thank you, anon!

No. 192499

This shit is hilarious holy fuck

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No. 192973

sorry if my mic is quiet ^^;

No. 194610

did you… did you just record silence?

No. 194616

nvm, ouch.

No. 194825

that was lame and boring. at least yell something funny if ur going to scream into the mic.

No. 194850


this is cool what is it

No. 194916

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No. 195270

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0z8QjqmR4ks(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE)

No. 195302

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No. 195313

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sorry for horrid mic quality

No. 195377

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No. 200114

You're very talented

No. 200506

really cool. reminds me of melodic parts of metal songs especially black sabbath. ive been around so many people who think they can play guitar and theyre just awful at playing but this is really unique.

No. 200607


hear that belt son? CLACK! i hope your 50s cartoon character soundin ass sees this

No. 202479

>4 minutes of promising to say something
Good ban

No. 291854

Is this thread still alive?

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No. 291913

wtf? I thought we banned men from coming here

No. 291917

you're shit. fuck off.

No. 292149

Holy fuck these are hilariously awful.

You're like the guy who goes on Britain's Got Talent thinking he's good. Thanks for the laughs, friendo.

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